Rolldivers Edition>Previous>>581665057>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png >INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
INJ*RY? WHAT INJ*RY?!
I need supplies.
>>581774534Swiss roll? Reported for CP.
>>581774671>"I cant believe that people that play the hardest difficulty actually want me to carry my weight! How could Fatshark do this to me!"Typical narcissistic personality disorder. Its never your fault and theres always someone conspiring to bring you down.
>>581774860uuuh, that's actually a 1000-year-old cornetto
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242236126715/something or other
You're supposed to play helldivers 2 when at your friend's house in tv split screen and controllers. If you're playing helldivers 2 by yourself or sweating with a mouse and keyboard you're playing the game incorrectly.
Aaargh, ears ringing!
I hope the new tank doesn't suck ass on release
>40 hours until I have to read how everything in the new warbond is shit (at least one item in the game is going to get completely powercrept) and how the new tank is literally le unplayableYou don't hate tourist season enough.
we need an ah eto bleh emote
>>581775313filled
>>581775876yeah
>>581775806I dont think the warbond will be bad. Its just boring. Just more gunslop.
>>581775313https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14414real eyes realize
>>581775106You see how it looks when you have to constantly make up scenarios in your head to feel better about yourself? Seek counseling
>>581775965is that the vidyabutts girl
>No playable seaf worldsSEAF stratagem DOKO!!Seriously it's almost 2 years late atp
>>581775732Its gonna at least trivialize squids even more than they already are
>>581776012>Making things upLittle guppy youre crying about how youre so shit that nobody wants you in their group. Stick to joining random pugs in helldivers 2 and running off on your own. You clearly cant handle Darktide.
>>581772590Someone zip this up pl0x. I'm not making an account to download shit.
>>581775313YOU NIGGER! I WAITED LIKE 5 HOURS FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A ROOM AND THEN I GOT HUNGRY AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF "they're not gonna post tonight, I might as well go microwave a Tina's burrito" AND SO I JUST DID AND NOW YOU MAKE A ROOM! FUCKING CUNTS! ALL OF YOU!
>QoLStrataballs bounce fixHellpod steering unlockCenter reinforce beaconsVaulting fixCorpse collision syncFog reducer>Mental IllnessAMR 3rd person reticleConstellation previewRailgun variable zoom scopeProjectile swappersDouble levellersUltimatum antigrav payloadMultiple exos
>>581776225Just wait for the turret elevation to be too shit to deal with stingrays and any harvesters that get too close
>>581776667>>Mental Illness>AMR 3rd person reticleexplain why you believe the AMR should remain the sole weapon without a third person reticle despite not having any strengths - at all, to make up for it compared to the rest of the support weapon roster
>>581774995I LOVE THE ROBUTT
womp womp
>>581777063If we keep going we can at least get to 6 7%
Can some modderniggas just bump up the liberation contribution to a gazalion percent and just capture the whole galactic war map within an hour pls that'll be really funny
>>581776456https://files.catbox.moe/nja67d.zip
>>581777381we need to improve this gif by having a second player just out of frame fire their senator at the same time so it actually kills him
>>581777381thank you zipGAWD
>bugfix modder already added in scroll bars that work with mouse and improving the slow icon loadingAH never recovering from being beaten by AI vibe coder.
>>581774995
>>581778019
>>581776248>Little guppyGood morning saar.
>>581777381>PERSONA!
>>581777804Its funny how they do performative outrage over AI when theyre getting btfo'd by an AI modder.
>>581779647Same way that drawfags constantly bitch and moan about AI art while all the "art" they produce are fucking sparkledogs tier gay shit or taping bananas to walls.All these cretins will be left behind. Can't wait for the AI revolution to wipe them out.
>>581779942I forget, is the spiteful and envious AI seethe a gucci thing or an ironic bit...?
>>581777804Saar, you have to understand saar!Small swedish indie studio saar!Work hard every day saar!Coding hard work saar!
>>581780102it's the latter
>My izzat>my /hdg/>"and the medissies?">rape them all
>saaaar AI technology will make india superpower saaaar YES redeem the AI SAAAAR
>>581780635you sound mineral deficient
>>581775416I don't like this one. Use this one going forward please.
>>581775913The Warbond is better than the last few because it actually looks like it's fuckin in-universe instead of crossover or muh fantasy slop.
>>581780858is the fantasy slop in the room with us now?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242241237070Funni lobby time, we are returning to SixFlags theme park, or maybe orbital cannons.
>>581780635It will make indians better coders than Swedes if Arrowhead is anything to go by.
>>581775913>how dare they make guns in the game with gunsNigga.
>>581781285I crashed, use this link instead. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242241494082
>>581781450gunslop. important distinction
>>581781450>Sci-fi setting>Best they can do is modern gunsI thought scams yourmoney didnt want 6 million cod players but he keeps adding generic gunslop
>>581781450The problem is them not expanding on weapon customization and instead just making an entirely new gun for what could've been an attachment for the liberator.
>>581781542If you are so enlightened please share your ideas that wouldn't be "gunslop".>>581781604Propelling metal projectiles into your target at mach fuck will almost forever remain in use because it is not only a cheap option but very effective.>>581781689I agree with the lack of weapon customization expansion and many weapons could have been "attachments" instead of a variant but here we are.Atleast the not-g11 seems different enough from the liberator.
>>581781285How funny?
>>581782004>"muh realism" argumentYawn. So why cant they come up with more unique ideas to do that instead of just copying modern guns?
>>581782160Can you come up with unique ideas?Go on, share with the class.
>>581782118Spawning bot missions on Omicron so we get the boost to spawns from the planetary resistance all while the hivelord tries to kill both of us. SEAF will be there too. Was also planning on adding hulk surge.
>>581782252>"no u"Nigga I aint the one developing the game.
>>581782004>Atleast the not-g11 seems different enough from the liberator.I think it's sadly just a liberator with some FAT ergo problems, it's got a 45 round magazine but I'm sure they'll use the masterkey (probably medpen) as an excuse for it having shit ergo.
>>581781263Warhammer is crossover slop, exo Experts was Titanfall and Apex Legends ripoffs, Entrenched Division was cosplay bullshit. Seige Breakers was meme tier cosplay as well. So yeah, I'm glad we're back to something resembling actual Helldiver gear. Last time we got something that looked in-universe was the goddamn light stealth armor.
>>581782160make new thing = hard, less vacation timecopy existing values to an outsourced model = easy, more vacation time
>>581782323>Not a single fantasy warbond mentioned>Making things up and calling Warbonds that wernt crossovers as "cosplay"Youre just making shit up to be mad about.
>>581782306why is he sad?
>>581781285fvll?
>>581782298Then you don't even know what you want, negro.How can the devs give you something you cant even describe?
>>5817825263/4
>>581782323>ripoffsAnon, nearly every single warbond is a ripoff of some movie from the 80/90s. Do you seriously think these Swedes have had a single original thought in their lives? The entire franchise of Helldivers is about ripping things off.
>>581782475he realized it's 4mm ammunition
>>581782475He too is The Raped™
>>581782536>"You think Morbious was a shit movie? Well how would YOU have directed it? Checkmate!"I dont need to be a best-selling author to know your book sucks monkey fuck. Nor do I need to be a game dev to know a company has no ideas on how to make interesting guns.
>>581782448especially funny because he thinks the stealth shit wasn't cosplay
No support weapon with new bond? Can't hate AH enough.
The only good warbond is Helldivers MobolizeEverything else is cosplayslop with useless equipment
>>581782610That's 4mm caseless though
>>581782758See: >>581782578
>>581782823stratagems should not be in warbonds
>>581782926They should be rewards for guaranteed win major orders instead
>>581782306>probably medpenIt is 10 gauge and it is not said to use flechettes. It will fire standard punisher shells.
>>581782926why
>>581782536I don't need to be a chef to point out your food tastes like shit
>>5817814943/4
>>581782717>>581783079So you two admit to being a slopeater with no imagination whatsoever.You will keep going to the same restaurant, ordering the same thing that you ultimately got bored of but lack the will to speak up about so the restaurant cooks keep preparing your food the same way over and over again.
>>581781494FULL
>>581782926Because that's a rule in your mind?
>>581782306A masterkey platform is heavier than an UBGL (masterkey vs m203 at least) so it might even be worse if the swiggers are petty enough
>>581783154no you're just trying to bait the response you want so you can deflect from Arrowhead's criticism but no one's biting.
>>581783154>So you two admit to being a slopeaterNigga youre the one defending the gunslop
>>581775313>would I ever lie to you>immediately lobby dcluh mao
any more players and enemy control mod yet?
>>581783407sorry pookeroni i got more bots to kill
>>581783383>>581783396>it is slopWhy is it slop?>because it is badWhy is it bad?>because it is slopHow could it be improved then?>make it not badHow can we make it not bad?>make it not slopThis is like trying to argue with children.
>>581780635My personal stance on AI is that it's pretty good BUT jeets ruin it by making and spamming slop.A white person might gen 10 versions, and pick the best one and post this.A jeet will gen 20 things and because his mind can't understand beauty or art will post all 20.
>>581783675>pretending to be retarded to make discussion impossible
>>581783675>Circular argumentConcession accepted. Enjoy your generic modern codslop guns in your sci-fi setting.
>>581783796Good that you finally became self-aware.>>581783847I will. See you again tomorrow crying about "muh gunslop".
hiroshimoot or however is running this show (IDF?) needs to implement a sitewide substitute filter on "slop" desu
>>581784016yeah I had a feeling you'd just give up and declare victory after nobody fell for it
>>581784016>Finally admits he enjoys slopI imagine that went hard in your head.
>>581782160You want another variable?
I think disagreements in this general would be more productive and more quickly resolved if both parties made their criticisms in good faith, clearly defined important terms, and were willing to accept the possibility that they may be wrong or beginning from a flawed premise.
>>581784414I want Warbonds to not be monthly slopbonds. Its why theyre all so generic and boring.
>>581784421You are brown.
lobby doko
>>581784132There is nothing to win in the first place, anon.>>581784134Anon, everything is slop to you.You do realize this entire game is just regurgitated slop, right?Yet here you are, in the slopdivers general.
>>581784652>Anon, everything is slop to you.Making shit up again, huh?
>>581784548Well yes, but I try not to let it bother me.
>>581784081No. It's one of the most universal and immediately understood words for what we all know is enshittified modern garbage. Slop is a powerful word and a singular rejection of how obviously terrible things are nowadays.
>>581784804>fat people post here
>>581784414honestly, yeahvariable was so close to greatness but fell shortif they keep trying they'll make kino eventually
Well, MY concession stands.
>>581784804>bacondiver
double edge scythe WHEN god damn it
>>581785246your always ap4 scythe (laser cannon) monsieur?
>>581776667>Double levellersNEED
>>581784652>There is nothing to win in the first place
https://files.catbox.moe/5qh0a5.mp4
>>581785483that's my GL slot...
>>581786618Your SOPMOD appears to be stuck upon you.
>>581785026it is more often used as a mental shortcut. When someone doesn't like something instead of using their brain to articulate why they don't like it they just say it's [category]-slop highlighting nothing but the fact that it has a category.Slop should be reserved for describing a group of things together. Using it to describe a single thing is low effort. It is a type of criticism that gives the form of the criticism the bad quality it relies on to be correct.
>>581786778this is response slop
>>581786868this is slop accusation slop
>>581776667Does fog reducer impact bug spores and blizzards aswell, because if so id add it to mental ilness crutch list, otherwise it's fine.
>>581787221Nope, I believe it also removes the atmospheric spore filter that covers your map without revealing the enemy red pips.
WE'VE GOT A LOBBY!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242246014386/76561198120804312Bring Democracy protects, portable hellbomb and artillery. We're jihadmaxxing for this one. Our fucking lives for Super Earth.
>>581786645ok then use the exploding crossbow (better gl)
>>581786618abrl users on the cutting edge of new tk techniques
>my arms hurt>this gun has 0 ergo and makes coinslotting devs a huge pain>i could be playing stratagem hero or farming mindless masses right now
>>581787460It does that by default after the first mission.
>>581786778>It is a type of criticism that gives the form of the criticism the bad quality it relies on to be correct
Farmed enough for another Warbond. Thinking of becoming a shotgun guy for a while. I never really use them so I don't have too many, which one is the most likely to give an erection when firing? I've got a couple like the Punisher, the Breakers, the Halt. I actually like the Punisher the most, it's got the most kick to it, more than the Breakers anyway. The Double Freedom looks neat but it's a Super Store buy so it feels like a waste
>>5817874842/4
hello, /hdg/.divegrass management here.friendly games are coming soon (October 9).if you wanna face off against another general on /vg/ reply to this post.the other manager said no rematches, so that excludes/tf2g/, /alg/, /gfg/, /wtg/, /@/
>>5817874843/4
>>581781285GGs
>>581787915Sweeper is the best, double freedom the coolest, halt is one of those i like alot.Punisher and incel punisher are both pretty fun high stagger guns, especially nice on bugs.Breakers are fun for full auto zombie slop, especialy the s&p, also great for spore bugs.Variable is a "shotgun" kinda, and bushwacker is really funny because all barrels mode 1 hit devs to the dick.
>>581788162/bag/ blue archive general would be funny due to recent events
>>581788302The brown girls on the super destroyer are under-appreciated. People are blinded by their baldness.
>>581781285we like women around here
>>581788305I actually do have the Variable. I can try it, I never really gave it the time of day. The Halt I just couldn't get into, I understand you're supposed to swap ammo types from stun to flechette but it's too high IQ I want my shotguns to be more ungaIf the Sweeper's really that good I guess I can get it and the Double Freedom and use them both, it feels like a waste of 1000 credits but eh I'm in the mood for shotties anyway
>>581788162my vote's for /bag/ or /aceg/
>>581787484FVLL
>>581784804Your hand looks quite fatty and puffy :3I bet it would feel so soft to the touch >///<Not that I want to hold it or anything...
>>581788162i'm placing my vote on /end/field.the chinks already flooded nexus with it anyway
>>581788763H-holding hands?! >///<That's too lewd... you have a C-01 permit to do this, right?
>>5817881621 vote for /bag/
>>581788162Another vote for /bag/
Mr president the 50 demo ultimatum mod has hit the scene...
>>581788392>>581788730>>581789006>>581789083/bag/ seems to be full, depends if stella sora wants to play them or not.
>>581789176Link doko?
>>581788981No, I... I don't think we need the permit for t-that...Unless.... things get out of hand...
>>581789185probably all those swiss rolls...
>>581789252>Swiss rolls>SwiggersThere seems to be a connection here...
>>581788302Did you draw this?
>>581788162>>581788968+1
>>581789203Here's your dolphins bwo...https://files.catbox.moe/ioss2o.zip
So what's the justification that the AMR can't have a 3rd person aim reticle while other weapons like EATs and RRs can
if you don't want to play with cheating third worlders you have to play with console players. fucking grim.
>>581789329yeah
If you don't like me 50 demo 50xRPM Leveler-swapped stalwart then you're just a glazedive :)
>>581789559this but unironicallyit's yet to be disproven
>>581789549Don't quit your day job.
>>581788584Halt sucks unless you want to put a fair bit of effort into getting good at it, and even then it's pretty mid.But i like it anyway.Works really well if you like to fight close together with others, stunning zerker hordes is really strong for example.
>>581789738Absolutely bodied that freak.
>>581789738Sent that paintpig flying.
>>581789879Not beating the pedo allegations with that image.
>>581789879beating my meat with that image
>>581789879Where's Kei?
>>581790342Under my desk
Are we not getting the cape if we only won one out of three major orders? Stupid bullshit making it a billion bugs instead of all factions equal kills
>>581790601Bots get 3 times less kills per mission and they beat it with time to spare.
>>581790451What kind of Helldiving happens down under the desk
>>581790757Bots got all the fun factions and modifiers this week. Pretty good time to dive there and it happened to coincide with the MO well.
>>581789872>>581790094You two obviously want to suck what a real man has, so get down on your knees and suck every last drop of my cum, until my dick is drained, NOW!
>>581788162the match with /END/ is locked in.i asked /aceg/ and /bag/./aceg/ seems to be free so that will probably happen./bag/ already has locked in games with /zzz/ and /nepgen/, and they asked /sora/, so probably not gonna happen.
>>581790771the kind where she activates my hellbomb, but she doesn't clear the area, and it explodes right in her face
>>581789321Swiss and swede are not the same thing
>>581790938Damn, maybe next time then. /aceg/ it is.
>>581790771the kind that makes a "shupo-shupo" sound
>>581788302why is she brown???
>>581788392>>581788730>>581789006>>581789083>>581789879if you really want it, go into /bag/, quote 581754018 and ask for /hdg/ with your best mika image
>>581791129brown girls are the best
>>581791315I see you're back at last, king.
>>581791381LOTR 3 be like
>>581791315I will give an exception to this semi-brown girl because she made me feel weird things when I was a little boy.
>>581782306>No burst fire selection on the G11Hm
>>581790601>enemies spawn 3x as much>gets 3x the requirementI'm sorry you want bug MO's to be even more soft-balled than they already are
>>581791381It was a short 3 days. And I'll fuckin do it again. Not anytime soon I didn't like not being able to post lobbies when there was only shitposting here
>>581791315TRVKE
>>581791503Continue posting brown girls.
>>581791581Tommy need choccy
>I play this game with monkeyfuckers
>>581791764Believe it.
>>581791581fucking black girls like that is amazing and all but can you imagine what uggo supremo child will come out if you two decide to get married and shit?And the baby turns out to be a guy he will be an incel forever...
IS PERMACURE STIMS GOOD FOR YOU
What bugs will be fixed tomorrow?I hope ragdoll toward explosion and shokwave through rocks.
>>581791946Yes, since they are not addictive.However, if you are circumcised…
>>581792114Those bugs should've been fixed 935 tomorrows ago.
Would you regenerate your foreskin upon stimming?
>>581789439Somebody on the dev team literally didn't want to allow fun
>>581792310yup
>>581791946Permacura has a 100% win rate in court. Some plaintiffs have even willingly filed their own motions to dismiss after meeting with Permacura representatives. This suggests they're completely safe
>>581780102It's common sense. The only ones who will die to slop are the ones who can't produce anything better than slop.>>581789439Jews.
>>581792218They aren't bugs. Just oversights affecting wrong things.
>>581792310You get a new foreskin every time upon stimming. You have to trim it if you make it back to the ship.
>>581789439I had bug where upon changing weapon I had one in amr. It was insanely powerful. That's why
>>581792571anon Eagleopolis was destroyed, did nobody tell you we don't have to do that anymore?
>join a bot d10 pub>host is a headless fag in the null cipher armor>spends the entire match doing nothing but deploying ATE on rocks that he can't see anything from anyway>if he was at any of the objectives it'd be by pure accident >whenever he's not doing that he's shooting his DCS firing eruptor rounds at devastators and still dying>ends the match with less than 100 killsI mean, he's exactly the type of guy who'd need all the help he can get, but stillwew lad
I don't care
>>581793058And on opposite end. I had level 220 in light armour. Supplypack. Flag. Running around pulling bugs. Running in circles allowing rest of us clear objectives. And still managed to clear few objectives in his own. And had second highest kills.
>>581793367>solofags clears the map unopposed while the rest of the team actually plays the coop game in coopIs this supposed to be impressive?
you now remember that they've completely abandoned the Super Earth restoration plotline
>he's a solofag but he needs the supply packPathetic.Proper solofags have all POIs memorized, which have stims, which have ammo boxes, which have grenade boxes.Don't even need a supply pod.I am a magical fairy that completes objectives.
>>581793435It was opposite. He was close to us. But ran around with bugs where we could see it. 3 of us just supported his run around and did objectives. It wasn't solo stuff.
>>581793559Only reason to use supply pack is giganade build. But even that is massive crutch
>>581793487The plot is like the plot in a porn movie to me.I just skip it 99% off the time and get to the action.
>>581793559ayo this nigga a FAIRY
>game is piss easyLivestream it
>>581789439The devs had thought that it was really strong on D2 back in the day.
>>581794064wtf doro's playing both sides?
>>581794064Don't need to, everybody already knows it.
Coke is so much better then Pepsi I'm surprised those niggas are still in business
>>581794064there's no money to be made from that unless I am a foid and wear cleavage revealing clothesor I could go the underage vrtuber route but then I would need a voice changer
>>581794268base coke >>> pepsisugar free pepsi mogs sugar free cokecherry coke >>> cherry pepsilemon pepsi >>>>>>>>>>>> lemon cokevanilla fags need not apply
>>581789439Insanely powerfull and to reinforce the sniper feeling.Most DMRs i use with ironsights for the free ergo because the reticle is enough for me.
>>581794381>map wide gas Yup, the Beijing Air Quality special
>>581794268I used to prefer pepsi but then they started putting sweeteners into regular pepsi without announcing it which completely changed the taste. Fuck pepsi niggers.I now drink ALDI cola which is still just pure sugar no sweetener bullshit, is always cheap and they sell it in 2L bottles.Tastes even better than coke desu.
>>581794396FANTA>>>>coke/pepsi
>>581794587fanta fucking sucks, especially in EUthe only good fanta was the red one that they discontinued ten years agothere are no good orange-flavored carbonated drinks
>wehraboo>third world tasteevery time
>>581794669>there are no good orange-flavored carbonated drinksmountain dew in EU tastes more like original fanta did in the 2000s than fanta tastes now. try that.
>>581794669bro, your 'gina?
>>581794796I don't really agree, I picked up a bottle just the other day and it barely had any taste at all - might've well be drinking fizzy water with sugar in it.>>581794868I've only ever had it once when I was a wee lad and I don't remember the tasteI imagine it had changed four times by nowThough as far as orange adjacent drinks are concerned, I had a pretty good italian lemon lime sodai wanted orenzh
>>581794868not for sale in my EU country
>>581794868This is the best soda by a mile.
i think the game's fine difficulty-wise. sure if you put together 4 people who all know what the fuck they're doing it becomes a cakewalk, but on average it's just fine.if you think it's too easy, stop using RR/giganade/levellerif you think it's too hard, stop using the most dogshit loadouts known to man
>>581793678>Only reason to use supply pack is giganade build>HMG/nade/gallant/knight crying in the cornerI just want to set to max RPM and hold down M1 man
Is there some fuckery about or is the eagle storm absurdly strong now? One strafe was killing full health bile titans and chargers
>>581795148Then bring a maxigun.
>>581795163eagle strafing has been super strong for over 2 years now
>>581794381Now we are all godmode ultracheat chinaman...
>>581795163It is bar non the best eagle stratagem right now, far more useful than even the 500KG. A properly aimed strafe can deal absurd damage
>>581795420500kg has 50 demo, which is a huge breakpoint.And i prefer eaglle airstrike over strafe most the time.And 110s are really nice if you need something to kill hulks/warstriders.
>>581794679>food blockade germany>they just make fanta instead of coke and don't give jews rations anymore>NOOO YOU HAVE TO DRINK OUR GOYWATER AND FEED THE HECKIN KHAZARINOS>HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST
Fucking chinks the moment they get any leverage in modding, it's immediately cheats. They take any real estate they can get huh?
>>581795420>>581795219I know, I've been using eagle strafe since it got that heavy pen buff but this lobby I was in it the eagle storm was consistently 1HK-ing heavies even at side angle passes
>>581795579110 doesnt kill warstriders
>>581795684you don't play the game
>>581795631this also happened when the mod menu was made available here thougheverafter all, what is man in nature?
Can I get a mod that just clear out all the objectives, spawners and collect every SC piles every time I pop out the hellpod pls
>>581795784Okay, show me a webm of 110 killing a warstrider in 1 call-in
>>581795631chinese people don't view cheating the same as westerners. as long as you don't get caught it's basically encouraged to use whatever means are available to you.
>>581795784110 sometimes can't even kill a harvester with 2 call-ins how would it ever kill a warstrider???
>>581795830Granted, but now Shams Jorjani is your wife
>>581795684
>>581796168>>581795920
>>581795975It's not even about getting caught since they whip out their leveller stalwarts and orbital complete the map barrages in broad daylightIn games that actually ban them they just make a new account and do it a little bit sneakier
>>581795631Can we get a mod that auto kicks people with chinkrunes in their name?
>>581796230There is no webm of a 110 killing a warstrider because it is such a dogshit strat no one in history has brought it to a second mission
>>581796230It's such a mundane thing i never bothered to record it.
>>581796347It's pretty popular with hdg lobbies.
>>581794064root beer > everything else
>>581775416I can’t beat a D1 mission with a controller.
>>581796657contrarians bringing it to one lobby to prove they can win with anything after someone calls it abysmal dogshit in the thread doesn't make it popular
>>581787484poop and fartthank you for hosting anoni rest
>>581796924I see it regularlyless so on bots, but it's a common pick on bugs
>>581796924you don't play the game.
>>581795041>if you think it's too easy, stop using RR/giganade/levellerI like how every retard ever always makes this same assumption. The game is too easy, simple as.
>>581796982I feel it's best on bots.Especially for killing turrets, since they have no problem hitting them up on their tower.
>>581797030i don't see your webm
>people think the game is too easy>I can't even clear bots diff 6
>>581797067>killing turretsholy cope. there are always 2/3 divers with a primary/secondary/support weapon that just shoots those things
>>581797174I'm not seeing a webm of you struggling with D10. I need to see that first to know that you're not trolling me.
Clearly, you do not cultivateI am like jade dragon piercing through waterfallYou are dung farmer sipping water from clay pot
Hi /hdg/. Drawfag here: I don't have anything important to say, but today is my birthday. What does the whore do this time?
>>581797213>the game is too easy>recoilless rifle + heavy armor with reload speed and ergo>napalm barrage>install 15 """"""""""QoL"""""""""" mods that make sentries auto-target weakpointsyou just know.
>>581797310Someone post the devs struggling on D6.
>>581795920
>>581797368draw some helldivers eating swiss rolls on a picnic mat on some cyborg factory world with a massive pile of clanker corpses behind them
>bot lobby here>every other seed is a war strider seed>need a strider seed to make a webm>15 rerolls ICBM/orbital def not a single seed had war stridersragebait game
>>581797368Popping out of a giant birthday cake while wishing (You) a happy birthday! Naked besides the helmet, but with icing covering her big brown naturals.
>>581797496install the """QoL""" mod that shows you the seed
>>581797554I'm too white for handouts
>>581794587Fanta = Cola >>>> pepsi
>>581797368Happy birthday anon.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242254888861/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>581797213>D6at this point you are probably getting overwhelmed by chaff more than heavies.Also, as a noob, make sure you are playing default bots, not any of the subfactions.I recommend taking autocannon, set fire mode to FLAK and then go into town.For the occassional hulk, just use the normal APHET mode on the autocannon.For strats, use strafing run, rocket sentry and AC sentry.Congrats, your build is now viable for D10 too.
>>581797368Happy birthday Anon
>>581797428Bodied those freaks.
>>581797428btfo
>>581797712
>>58179771full
>>581797368happy birthday amputee nigga!
>>581797712>>581797884FULL
>>581797368>>581797472Second on the swiss rolls, but adding a scared cyborg girl next to her with some rolls forcefully shoved in her mouth.
>a 'QoL' mod that completes the mission with all side objectives done for you
>>581795920bonus where the last pair of rockets didn't even hit
Why has narrowhead not released a stratagem that auto completes the mission for me? Why do they hate fun?
>>581795920Retard
>>581797394evergreen
>>581788162>>581790938>>581791260Yo, manager. I went to /bag/ and got a few OKs from the them. Don't know if it's too late by now since you said we're already locked in but just thought I'd throw it in for consideration.>>581796786
>>581799170we'll see later today/sora/ also yet to reply to them
>>581798457its my robutt assistants
>>581798457GPt-7 compatibility addon.
>>581799403they do lots of things
>>581799403>>581799604Headpats and a slap on the ass for a job well done
>>581798714Heavy SEAF presence
Pick one stratagem, one primary, and one enemy to remove from the game completely
>>581800656Orbital napalm barrage because I hate pubbiesEruptor because I hate pubbiesVoteless so Sven actually has to put a squid unit in the squid faction
>>581800656eagle smokeliberator carbinevoteless (medium)
>>581794381I think a 100% proc for DP could work if it was limited to one per life, and the invincibility time was slightly extended.
>>581798714>>581800203there already is an auto win mod for that on ayakamods. we don't have to play the game anymore sisters :3c
>>581800656Grenadier battlement (most useless stratagem overall)Halt (replaced by sweeper as medpen shotgun)Gunship (unfun and poorly designed)
>>581800656500kgxbowbile spewer
>>581800923Yes, my level 300 title is completely organic. How did you know?
>>581794381
wow I still don't care
As expected, bugGODS won botsissies in shambles
>>581800656Quasar, xbow, gatling sentry
>>581800956why do you think the grenadier battlement is useless?
>>581801090That's my post!
>>581801176I was about to say gatling sentry isn't an enemy, but you're absolutely right
>>581800656500kgcrossbowcultists
>>581800656ONBxbowvoteless
>>581801378At this point i think cultists are the herobrine of helldivers.Would be pretty funny if tomorrows patch said "cultists removed".
>>581800656SterilizerPacifierHeavy Devastator
>delusional troons already copingHow retarded do you have to be to not see the giant red beacon? Just press W and move 60m away dumb nigger, can you do that?
Devs spent 10 years making shitty games and still have nothing to show for it.
>>581801280Restricted angle + low ammo + weak damage.I think it either needs a damage (and heavy pen) buff or double the ammo to make up for the limited firing arc.The ~180 degree rotation limit greatly limits it's usefulness, especially if the ball bounced and it arrived at a bad angle.It's nice as deployable cover, but a waste of a stratagem slot just for that.And the HMG and AT emplacement are both superior choices.
>>581801280Unlike HMG and AT emplacement, you die when it gets destroyed somehow
>>581801739it has a 104 second cooldown. it's basically a fixed position disposable grenade launcher a 60 round belt you don't need to reload
>>581801695Teamkilling isn't what people have a problem with. People have a problem with players throwing an orbital napalm on an objective and being forced to sit and wait for it to end before being able to play the game again.
>>581802027
>>581801739GLe is really amazing if you undesrtand how to use it.Think ahead of where to call it in (breach or hold objective) then just let it rip, if the 170 degree firing angle makes it useless for you that's a pure skill issue case.It has such a low cooldown and also gives some nice cover.And a GL is just unmatched against chaff, i often combo it with an AT support weapon and you can wipe breaches/drops with ease.
>>581802027replied to bait award
>>581802027Yeah but why orbital napalm specifically? That can also happen with 120 and 380 barrage yet you cunts never seem to have a problem with.
>>581801695>minimum safe distance? >fortified position?>objectives?>moving or waiting to hit the breach but not us?>never heard of them. I just shit my pants and throw orb at bug because I'm based like that
>>581800656supply pack was a mistake, sta 11 should be killed and fleshmobs
>>581802025>>581802094I'll try it again and see if I misjudged it.I also didn't remember that it had such a short CD.
>>581802082>>581802027Not my problem.
>>581800656Arc K9Liberator ConcussiveConflag Devastator
GL emplacement requires too much static-ness from you in a game made about being as mobile as possible and moving from one objective to another all the time.
>>581802197Explain why you aren't seething this hard at 120mm and 380mm barrage? The stratagem can be devastating when used correctly, what you're talking about is user error.
>>581802185NTA but the lingering fire makes it unaccesable for longer.I have the same problem with 380 or 120 on objectives, but i'll gamble on the last 3 seconds to go do the objective early, while with napalm i'll have to wait those and then like 5 more seconds.This is also why walking barrage is the best by far.
posted it again award
>Botdivers sabotaging the campaign just so they can (fail to) liberate ChoepessaBugniggers, Botniggers. They're all the same.
>>581802356in the time it takes you to arrive at one objective, do it, and then move to the next objective the grenade wall is off cooldown after having called it upon arriving to the first objective
>AIEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO WAIT 5 MORE SECONDS??? OH MY DAYS MY ADHD IS ACTING UP, OH GOD SOMEONE GIVE ME MY ESTROGEN SO I CAN CALM DOWN NOWWWW!!!!!!
>>581802094>it clears chaffthe basic sentry does that just fine without any input from me and only has a 76s cooldownif I have to be present to have the chaff cleared I can just do it with my primary
>>581802381380 is also a nigger barrage
>>581802381NTA but 380 is just as bad but is mainly used on the botfront while nap is the bug version. Both are annoying for the same reason and used in the same way. 120 is fine its small radius and doesn't last as long.
>>581802356You're too low IQ to use it effectively. Don't feel bad, most people who play this game are also dumb.
Alright, the SC (((QoL))) mod should be dropping any moment now...
I always find it funny when people argue the effectiveness of stratagems against each other when the game already plays itself for you. So why even argue?
AIEEEEEEEEEHELP ME ALEXUS I'M GOING INSANE
>>581802529>sentryYeah, i prefer to play the game instead of hve a teamkill machine play it for me.
>>581802664time for the QoL mod that insta-completes the mission and picks up all SC
>>581802794What is the point? Was the game already not easy enough? Why even play the game at this point?
>>581802908the game is really really hard if you're retarded
>>581802908for fun (with mods)
>>581802846There's already one that insta-finishes the mission, I just want the other half...
>>581802819>anything worse than grenade emplacement is shit>anything better than grenade emplacement is cheating
>>581802908Faction side objective parity :)It's still not enough, though. For true parity, jammers should die to sustained small arms fire.
>>581802529>sentryyou didn't beat the game
How come level 20-30 shitters are allowed to start, let alone join D8-10 lobbies. I love the sight of two fuckwards draining my reinforcements faster that I can kick them
>>581803031>Can't complete D10 by yourself, no deathYou're no better than them bwo
>>581802982>cheatingTry reading.Sentries are boring and a liability.
i can stop anytime i want, stims have zero addictive properties
>>581802908The only people that use difficulty as a selling point or any point of discussions are indians farming izzat.
>>581803428umapyoi with tachy
>twin barelled gattling AA tank>casemate>medpen like the Exo suitsI can't wait for mods to entirely change game balance and the types of equipment we can bring into the game, actually.
>>581803316is having plapbait wobblemeat medicmommies pawgs stimfapping your democratic goonrod good for you?
>>581803428rape this horse girl
>>581803538
When do we get a mod that doesnt slow you when hip firing? I don't care what these swedes learned in their military larp daycare. I'm AMERICAN. Not some scrawny Swede.
>>581803625Unc is crashing out fr fr.
>>581774534I thought this was a snail using a diver helmet as a shell
>>581803121>Nofriend niggerfaggot jerks himself off with "muh D10 solo diff" while being carried by his metaslave loadout Motion to bait dismissed with prejudice
>>581803374Gone home is probably your favorite game. Isn't it, xister?
>>581803860>Mentioning some obscure tranny gameWeird projecton
>>581803860never even heard of it but thanks for conceding so early
>>581803860No idea what that is but I appreciate you bending the knee like that.
>>581804001>>581804059>Angry discord troons lashing out in unison. Should have just lowered the difficulty, now were stuck with an even worse game.
>>581803860Of course it is, I'm also lebanese by the way
>>581804148Is that what happens if your weird tranny game?
>>581804001>>581804059>>581804123Newfags. Your new faggotry is making him look right.
>>581804148weird accusation when you apparently have encyclopedic knowledge of alphabet soup games
>>581804223Look, nobody wants to play your weird tranny game
>>581804215>>581804243Tourists detected
Content?
>>581804315>"Everyone loves playing <insert tranny game here>"Weird man. Just weird.
>>581804320tomorrowbut /hdg/ is full of zoomers with 1 minute attention spans so everyone is chimping out
>>581804320Can I interest you in >Ultimatum destroying jammer again>Leveler-shooting machine gunor >Literal instant-win button
>>581804386Ok, tourist
>>581804320
>>581804476Stop trying to advertise your tranny game
>>581804613But it's made for people like you. It has zero challenge or difficulty. You would love it.
>>581804320A great rape in mere weeks.
>>581804223It's kinda crazy that people know everything about some gacha game (blue archive or whatever) but when some infamous walking sim is mentioned they chimp out because they don't know it.Is most this thread just zoomers?
>>581804673And yet I never heard of it but you seem very enthusiastic about it. Hmmm...
>it's crazy that people don't know [literally who with zero cultural impact]wow really makes me think
>>581804720Yup, a bunch of zoomer mutt newfags are chimping out after being bodied and their newfaggotry indentfied.
>>581804836>>581804767>>581804613>>581804386>>581804297Third world tourist chimp out. Go back to whats app or tiktok.
>>581804836Zoom zoom.You probably don't even know what Morrowind is.
>"You should play my favorite tranny game!">"No.">"How dare. I will now shit blood."
>>581805013he's just baiting in a sad attempt to claw back some of his dignity
>>581805013The game was recommended to you based on your complaints. I was just trying to find a game you would like. I was just trying to help you out, anon. No need to be so rude.
One Finn (Hakita) has more game design skill in his pinkie than one hundred Arrowheads!
Speaking of shitting blood. Checkout the absolute state of the bug front
>>581804410>literally all of them are chineseFor the love of fuck just wall off the entirety of Asia -Japan from this game's servers.
>>581805178>doesn't know about based gooks
>>581805137Weird projection xixter
So how long until one of the chinks uses AI to make a mod exploiting some security vulnerability of the game and kills you over internet protocol?
>>581805152Didn't botgods already finish 2 days ago?
>>581805234>doesn't knowI've known about them since weeks after the game release. And yeah they're so "based" or whatever for justifying Arrowhead to enshitify the game further since they'll shill out cash for every fucking warbond.
>>581805243That's not even what a projection is...You're like some malfunctioning bot or a burnt out chimp who can only throw out words you heard White people say in the past.
>>581805315so you don't know
>>581805356You sound stressed. You should play your favotire tranny to unwind while you inject your hrt
>>581805409>You sound stressedProjection.
>>581805234
>>581774534>Join lobby>See that one of the other Helldivers is missing some health>Use Stim pistol, miss a few times but manage to heal them>He kills me>Tell him I was trying to heal him>"Oh sorry">Somehow missed that he never took any damage when I shot himNew recruits, I swear
I will literally stop playing this game if they start cracking down on modding because gooner abdo mods are the only thing keeping me interested in it since I have everything unlocked already and basically did every possible thing you can already a thousand times in this game.
>>581805519he prob thought you were just trying to inject him with the gay
>>581805451jap twitter is sort of like the indian street food vendor videos just without the total reputation death
>>581805449Getting mad over the internet isnt very womanly of you xis
>>581805381you're not being slick
>>581805626>Getting mad over the internet isnt very womanly of you xisThere's that projection, again...
Okay so who's gay
>>581805626Getting mad is extremely womanly tough.
>>581805753This guy >>581805626
>>581805686>In so much mental anguish xhe isnt even trying anymore
>>581805753This guy >>581805753.
>>581797712ggz frens, real eyes realize realitieshttps://files.catbox.moe/4l54cv.mp4
>>581805796Look im sorry i insulted your favorite tranny game, okay? Just calm down sheeeeeesh.
>Make a simple joke that anon would like "Gone Home" since any form of difficulty upsets him in Helldivers 2. >Has been non stop giving me (you)'s while writing the most rushed, butt hurt replies imangible.>Doesn't even know what "Gone Home" is because he's a newfag tranny mutt.Kek!
I hope Arrowhead axes mods
>>581797712GGs
>>581805981stop shilling your literal who tranny game.
>>581806015That would be to transphobic for Arrowhead.
I hope Arrowhead does something
>>581805520Why would any game care about client side skin mods
Which weapon benefit the most from 40k armor reload buff?
>>581805981>most rushed, butt hurt replies imangible
>>581806402Railgun probably since it's the most reload intense weapon.Otherwise probably HMG and AC.
>>581806572globule status?
Two more (you)'s secured by angry bufftroons. Easy work, fellas.
>>581805981I respect the hussle, have another free (you).
>>581806572oiled up
What's the superstore armor?
>>581806402Probably AC
/hdg/ is this peak female form
GoW bond that gives you the Active Reload mechanic and the ability to sprint when crouching
>>581806946>wide child bearing hips>thick thighs>no head, so no naggingYes!
>>581806465nobody cares about your tranny game
>>581806946Looks cartoony.
>>581788162>>581799170we are locked in with /bag/ and /END/./aceg/ yet to reply.
>>581806250because swede's wrath knows no bounds.instead of clamping down on genuine cheat mods, they will just disable all modding whatsoever
>>581807198>/aceg/ yet to replyhave you tried sending them a lust provoking image™?
>>581807235Think about it. You are Sven do youA: Integrate the QoL mods and actually do your job and give people what they wantorB: Have a meltdown because these chuds who never larped as a soldier a day in their life made you look bad and axe modding forever
>>581807307their manager is probably asleep or waging
>>581807307Is that where they store the submarine?
>>581807376I don't want those "QoL" cheats.If i did i would have installed them already.
>>581807429or possibly deep into a multi-day Tasha edging sesh to prepare for AC8
>>581807653Nobody cared you larped as a soldier Sven, nobody is impressed.
>>581807779I recognize your posts. You're that fat mutt brownoid that always seethes at Swede gods because you can't do a single push up or never shot a gun before.
>>581807171that's hot
>>581807779Chink.
>>581807895Nice projection
>>581808054Cope, fatty
We really are just making anything at this point
>>581808183>He keeps projectingMust be all that ptsd from larping a little too hard, huh?
>>581808190finally the game is hard
Uh oh, Sven, melty
>>581808267Swede God superiority lives rent free in your mind, fatso.
Was this a forced loss?
>>581808684no it was a bugdiver and squiddiver earned loss
>>581808190fucking BASED
What happens when an instant-win and an instant-lose diver join at the exact same time
>>581809250a child in Africa dies
>>581809250feedback loop
>>581809250I would asume these mods only work if the host has them, is that not the case?
>>581809250
is this nigger serious?
Hmmm... I feel like an HMG day today>Poo poo dogass damage Oh there's a mod that makes it use AMR buleet>Insane instant heavy rapist 9000Bump it to somewhere in the middle sveedeen, you only have to move some numbers around...
>>581810083It has been since... since forever.This guy must be slow.
>>581810083>>581810090You're really fucking stupid if you think the HMG is weak.
>>581810083I don't think it's overpowered, but it is actually kind of good
>>581800656eagle strafe double freedom orbital gas strike(just kill them lilbro)
>>581810208It's not weak, but shit need more ammo so I'm not being forced to bring the supply pack every time I use it
>>581800656Orbital Napalm BarrageEruptorVoteless
i have the instant lose button installedwatch out /hdg/ here i come
>First failed campaign is botniggersEl oh el
>>581800763>>581801414>>581810393Serious divers.>>581800770>>581801039Somewhat reasonable divers.>>581800956>>581801674>>581802243>>581802350>>581810351Casualniggers.
>>581810571Dumbnigger
>>581808684Botdivers threw the MO when they decided to focus on Choepessa even after bot defense are done, even took the DSS multiple times instead of trying to help squiddivers
baitniggers
>>581810571Bodied those freaks
>>581810571thanks for the (you) mass reply cuckgot any more?
>>581810645botdivers were the only ones that completed their objective. don't tell me you needed AH to adjust the numbers for you again
botbros... we're the first one to lose a campaign...our ur mum cape...
>>581810571Zazed
What's the point of a medic warbond when everyone has access to 4 easy instant heal items
>>581810759botdivers failed the first MO despite help from squid and bugdiversand now you guys threw the third MO by not even assisting squiddivers that only consists 2% of the population to kill the same number of botsbotsissies have the most lost MO btw lmao
>>581810351>anon asked me to removed an enemy not stratagem>end up saying a completely wrong stratagem that i meant to remove(smoke not gas)man i gotta stop posting as soon as i wake up my brain is fried lol
>>581810837Medic primary with an underbarrel stim pistol, like what Killing Floor has
>>581810929botdivers threw the MO by... completing the required objective. interesting cope.
>>581810779>botbrosBotgawds had a blatantly rigged MO at the start. This second one was from bugshitters and squidkiddies not playing the game.
>>581810979Medic primary that's just a long range lock-on stim rifle
>>581810979What about a stim juice thrower
>be botdiver>blame everything on everyone else all the time>lose the most MOs>never assist the other fronts (but if you don't assist their front, it's your fault)>have the easiest MOs to boot (all bugs MOs are super inflated)
Reminder that despite of having the smallest playerbaseSquidniggers has more win rate than botniggersLet that sink in
grrrr i hate bugniggers grrrr
>>581811164:(
>>581811159You can lose squid missions?
>>581811041>Doubles down on Fury defense even after bot portion is done>Proceed to double down on Choepessa instead of helping squiggers who have to kill the same amount of botsBotdivers are the first to lose a campaign reward lel
Botdivers = BejitaBugdivers = Son GokuSquiggers = Gohan
>Bugniggers manage to take over Oshaune for title update victory>Squiggers manage to destroy the void for title update victory>Botniggers crashed and burned their title update MO despite 3 DEUS EX MACHINAS from the devsB-BotGAW AAAACCCCCKKKKKKK
>>581811398I'm not Mexican, what does this mean?
>be botjeet>SAAAAR WE HAVE REDEEMED OUR QUOTA, FUCK HELPING WITH YOUR FRONT, PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, ALSO WE GOING TO HOARD THE DSS ALL FOR OURSELVES TO FIGHT MORE BOTS!>NOOOOOOO HOW DID WE LOSE THE MO, THIS MUST BE BUGNIGGERS AND SQUIDNIGGERS FAULT!
>>581811478Bejita is the biggest loser and always has melties about it, always manages to lose against opponents he could beat too.Son Goku is retarded but has the biggest winrate and BTFOs Bejita constantly.Gohan is just existing and doesn't really care, but still manages to outperform Bejita.You are now a honorary spic.
>MOwagies start getting upitty all of a sudden
yet another botsissy humiliation
Still convinced that the majority of, if not all of, front tribalism is just one guy arguing with himself.
Why would botdivers abandon squiggers in their time of need :(Squiggers are mostly MO divers and always help botdivers.... so this is how they thank us...
If you didn't full-squad extract, did you REALLY win the mission?
>bugniggers self inserting as gokuyou. are. a. GOHAN.
>>581811896But Gohan is smart.And bugdivers are the protagonists of this game and constantly winning. They are Goku 100%
muh cape....how could botniggers do this....
>>581811890Yes.Honestly I wish high diff missions were dangerous enough that finishing the main objective right before losing your last Helldiver was more common. It's such a cool vibe that reasonably just doesn't happen.
Holy kek, Sweden better not make the Gatling Gun tank a bot MO reward, otherwise we're NEVER going to get that shit lmao
>>581811314>he needs help to complete a kill objectiveembarrassing self-report
I just do whatever I think is cool and still 100% the mission on D10. The game is easy.
>>581811881Squids are to hard for me.I can't beat the enemy that uses the 'eepy attack, i just wake up on the defeat screen everytime.
>>581812847Dutch shitskin tranny moment
>be bugchud>lose the MO>blame bot gods for losing the MO even thought they already completed their part of the MOwhat causes this
>>581808397>Still projecting
>>581812993Its the inability for bugchasers to take it on the chin.
>>581812970Can we expect a couple more years of you doing this? A decade perhaps?
>>581812993>Fuck you, I've done my part building this part of the bridge, no I won't help with yours>WTF WHY DID THE BRIDGE COLLAPSED???
>they already completed their part of t...ACCKKKKKKKKKKKKNo capey for rapey
>>581813182Just enjoy the free (you) and the knowledge that you caused someone to seethe.
>>581813252Suddenly when bugchasers fail it's everybody's fault. Canot lose that izzat!
>>581813252>saaaar please redeem all the work for me saaar
>>581796914Abysmal, sudoku yourself. I complete D10s on gamepad on PC.
>>581813182>>581813328Uh oh gamergirl melta
>>581813323We did our part. You fucked up. Take it on the chin.
Imagine losing to the easiest faction in the game.>Trivialized by Reduced Signature>Trivialized by Fortified>Trivialized by Orbital Laser>Trivialized by Strafing Run>Trivialized by the fucking SPEAR
>>581813352>>581813382>botniggers once again admitting they're worthless selfish little jews and rather fail the MO than helping other fronts despite them getting other fronts to help with their kill quota.Literally throwing the MO under the bus to own le libs
>>581796914are you playing mindless masses?I swear D1 mindless masses and "eagle stratagems only" challenge would filter out 90% of /hdg/ chuds.
>>581813545>Bugchaser trying to act like there isnt a 30% of the playerbase that does nothing but dive bugs crying about how nobody helps themOh, the hypocrisy of the bugchaser....
bug divers could do it, but its close.
>>581813648I accept your concession, you got raped once again, botniggers simply can't be trust to win MOs
I believe in the bug bros
>>581813740The Bugchaser. Offended by everythingAshamed of nothing
>>581813545Bugdiapies are truly embarrassing. The enemies spawn by the hundreds and slowly walk towards you. How on super earth do you fumble a kill order against them?
>>581813779Ironic considering botniggers are always the ones to point the finger for their own failure, ashamed of nothing.
>>581813740But enough about (You)
>>581813954The Brood Commander after it was fixed is harder than anything on your faggot front. Just 2/3 of them left unchecked for any length of time can basically call in an entire bug breach.
today I will remind them
>>581813954Bugchasers insist their faction is the hardest in the game when they move slower than voteless.
>>581814039>the Brood Commander>not the Alpha Commander>the enemy with a giant 250 health AV2 fatal head>the enemy that summons two basic enemies then literally does a 180 and walks away from youYou cannot be serious KEK
>>581813968Youre literally crying about how its botGAWDS fault that you cant meet your kill quota on the horde faction.
At the end of the day, we're not going to get the cape and since it's a bot MO, botniggers should be more invested in it yet they didn't, others did help but to no avail, time to pull the plug
Uh oh, botfag melty once again>Lose your MO for the millionth time>Cry and piss and blame everybody else and insist your faction is the hardest (it's the easiest)
Bugchasers: ">"Heh, bottrannies are so bad at the game!"Also Bugchasers: "AIEEEEE SAVE ME BOTGAWDS!!!"Which one is it?
>>581814236The whole MO was about helping each other you stupid fucking nigger
You've gotta have some stones to claim bots are difficult when 90% of your roster is trivialized by the Bolt Pistol.
>>581814419>Notice how its the bugchaser begging that botGAWDS help them instead of lending any help to squids.
>>581814208ayo this nigger plays on d6
Bugchasers can seethe all they like. But seething doesnt change reality. They are the reason we will lose our very first campaign. Sad!
>>581814498>notice how botniggers be saying this yet none of them are on any squid planet
You guys aren't media literate enough. This MO was doomed to fail because Super Earth are the real baddies.
>>581814754Failing the Squid MO wouldnt have been a surprise since nobody cares about them. But the faction that has 30% of the playerbase always being dead weight for the rest of the playerbase being unable to reach a simple "play the game" MO is top kek
>>581814837>saaar 1.500.000.000 is objectively the same as 500.000.000!!!!!Botniggers so fucking low IQ they can't even do math
>>581815003>The horde faction thats more popular than the other horde faction cant meet their quotaHave you tried playing the game?
>Lose your MO>your MOSuddenly, when the bugdiapy can't hold up his end of the bargain, he has a melty blames everyone else.
>>581815082Rape victim pretending like it wasn't xis campaign LMAO >>581813323
>Bugchaser: Its Joel's fault we lost the MO!Offended by everythingAshamed of nothing
>everytime a bug chaser is having a melty gucci slippers is coincidentally also having a meltyim noooooooooticing
>>581815153You have an entire third of the playerbase who are self-proclaimed bug-only players and still can't beat the MO where you just play the game as usual. Embarrassing
How do botniggers cope with the fact the hardest faction in the game is Spore Strain?
How do bugchasers cope with the fact they will be why we fail our first campaign?
I just like playing the game and having fun :)
>>581815625They just don't play it because melee units with +200% movement speed are tooooo haaaaaard.
>JAR-5 with BP bulletsIt just feels right...
>>581815840kill yourself
>>581815840never kill yourself king
>>581815526>play the gameLmao every MO is "playing the game", retard. Rape victims failed worse "playing the game" MOs than bugchasers ever did.
>>581815840fun is a buzzword
>>581815840Yeah man, I'm just chilling and killing. I dont even know what these clowns are getting worked up about.
>>581815840glazediver
>>581816159>Joel: Just kill stuff. You dont need to extract. You dont even need to win or finish an Op. Just. Play. The. Game.>Bugchasers:
These MO targets should be based on some algorithmic math that is open-sourced and based on the last 30 day player numbers.This way the game will always feel fair because we can confirm where the numbers was pulled from and that it's calculation was fair.
>>581816348>bloat the kill count requirement because you want your player base to sit at extract and farm kills for 40 minutes. >Surprised when the faction with the least MOnkey tendencies refuses to do itNot my problem. Should have made a more reasonable kill count.
>>581816348>>581816618AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>581816495>This way the game will always feel fair because we can confirm where the numbers was pulled from and that it's calculation was fair.There are multiple reasons people will be pulled away after calcs are done. I can tell you now over the first week of October we're going to see a playerbase drop.>Ace Combat 8>Gears of War E-Day>Space Marine 2 getting a big update
>>581816618>Joel: "Well, lets see. Bugchasers always have at least 30% of the playerbase... There more popular than squids.... AND its a horde faction! This should be an easy win for them!">The bugchasers for some reason:
Its funny how bugchasers are dilating this hard about a cape and throwing accusations of MOnkeys when the only time bugchasers got a cape for doing something was when Joel told them toOffended by everythingAshamed of nothing
>>581816723Good, maybe I can finally start playing CP2077 since it has been sitting in my library for 3 months now.
>>581816718>>581816727>>581816851Not my problem. Should have capped Zzaniah.Enjoy the no capey.
>tfw buggods are going to pull it off and dilate a bunch of anuses in the process
>>581816972>Now the bugchaser is trying to act like he doesn't care about the capeSour grapes
>>581817059>rape victim trying to pretend that a bugchaser would care about a bot themed capeHumiliation ritual.
>>581817025Was it real in your head?
>AAAAAAH BUGCHASERS WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THE NEEDFUL, REDEEM THE BOTCAPE SAAAR YOU BLOODYBENCHOD>No.This kills the pajeet
>Now the bugchaser is trying to pretend like he wasnt crying about botgawds bailing them out (again) while in the same breath saying theyre all bad
So I usually play whatever feels fun, but I don't know the actual meta and I will not watch some fag's youtube video with 20 sponsorships on it.For each faction, what's the general "meta" loadout you can bring and be very effective with?
why are botfags getting uppity again when they fucked up the first phase
why are bugchasers getting uppity again when they cant even play the game
>>581817378Too many rapes.>>581817507>played the game x2 more than botniggers
>>581817158You started this talking about the cape. You care more about it than anyone else and now youre trying to pretend like you dont want it.Sour grapes.>>581817557Its almost like Joel expected the bugchasers to be able to handle it because bugs are the horde faction. Wow!
I think the bugchaser/botsissies/theraped are one schizo poster. Pathetic really. Why does /vg/ and generals...in general, attract these people? Is it because they can ritual post to satiate their autism and lack of social interaction?
>>581817608>you care more about it Nobody cares about the ugly cape, lol. Everybody is simply laughing at you for being Joels punching bag.
While you guys are busy throwing shit at each other, I'm hyping for the warbond tomorrow
>>581818052Fug time flies
>>581818052bro is goyimmaxxin
my experience the past two days of trying to assist the squid killcount>Mindless Masses D10>plenty of voteless, but you have to contend with Watcherspam and HarvestersWatchers suck. Harvesters suck too but that's mostly a skill and loadout issue.>Vote Snatchers D10>endless stream of Wretches, Crushers and Fleshmobs, the former two being quite chunkyit's almost impossible to do some slow objectives if you don't have someone pulling some aggro, but at least it's not being hunted down by a bunch of pissy tasers and an instantkill laser beam walkerI didn't have D10 during the void campaign butI miss the Void, Eagle-1. I miss it a lot
>>581818052>I'm hyping for the warbond tomorrowSame, finally I can spend my 50k cheated SCs on something.
>>581818118>he did MO killframing on hardest difficultiesD1 mindless masses solo is incredibly easy 100+ kills per minute bro, you were doing it wrong!
>>581818052>Pissile but thermite>One-two but with a shotgun. So shit ergo and awful ammo.>Another lame sidegrade>Slightly different fire grenade. Where the fuck is the molotov?>So support weapon, in wb or ss.>THREE TANK SKINS?!?!It's awful.
I just played guys
Helping squiggers because I'm a MO enjoyer
>>581818346congrats man
>>581817624You sound like a raped bugchaser that actually believes that nobody could possibly hate you for being a worthless NPCs slamming your head against the wall and being an active detriment to everyone else
>open helldivers 2>feel the urge to close it and play phantom pain instead>on repeat for the past weekmakes me wish HD2 was like MGSV in more than just the movement
>>581818356jesus where did you farm
I don't get the point of those new fire nades or even molotov when these already exist
>>581818656the non-impact has wider area damage and can blow up holes/fabs
>>581816348>Horde faction btw
>>581818718I don't use Light Pen weapons. Do you struggle with these bugs?
>>581818656The new pipe bomb has a significantly larger fire radius, and a longer burn time. It's an Eagle Napalm in your pocket.>>581818708Both the impact and non-impact have 30 demo. The only difference between the two is the non-impact has more explosive damage.
>Halo collab was the only one without a support weaponWhat could have been a good support pick?
>>581818865spartan laser was a no-brainer but arrowhead is fucking retarded
>>581818708>>581818796Non impact lasts 6 seconds longer which makes it a better crowd clear/area denial
so incredibly chinese
>>581818865SPNKr Rocket LauncherSpartan LaserSniper Rifle (Differ from the AMR with 4 rounds per mag, less stock, but way higher AP and damage)All three of these would have been perfect.
>>581818865Needler.But personally I'd say just make the weapons universalweapon skins, so any AR can get the UNSC AR model, any shotgun the M-90. I want this purely because it's the only AR/SMG you can actually use while in First Person.
>>581819034>Covenant weaponsNever in a million years. You fags suggested plasma grenades and energy swords before release, it was dumb then and it's dumb now. It's UNSC only as proven by the bond.
>>581819129OK. The Orbital guided laser from Reach.
>>581818865It was the rocket launcher and it wasn't even close. >2 shots>lock on capability>EAT damage >6 spare rounds >cool down somewhere around 4 minutes
>>581818634D1
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242281053600dropping in <5 minutes, D10 bugs
>>581818865I would've actually liked the grenade launcher to be a support, that one I remember you can hold down the fire button to do EMP airbursts. The REACH's machine gun is also nice, mainly because the HMG we have looks ass.
Theyre not throwing me down to bugs because their numbers would increase from how pregnant id get from em
>>581819005ok they gotta be trolling at this point, there is no way these are just "quality of life" "mods", there are just straight up cheats...
>>581819468those mods ARE tagged as "cheats"
>>581818293>Pissile but thermiteThe ultimatum, but now it's a lock on projectile with no drop. I cannot wait for the seething it will cause when pubbies are casually doming factory striders from across the map with their fucking secondary.
>>581818865fuel rod and plasma launcher could be kino but the spartan laser would make more sense as a expandable quasar cannon side grade
>>581819261fvll
oh my god dreams do come true
>>581818865>gaylo>good anything
How exactly do vote snatcher spawns work? Curious cause I just got gangbanged by like 20 crushers while trying to get a anti orbital gun into position.
>>581819849
>>581820241Patrol spawns out of thin air, usually behind buildings, rocks or trees.
>>581820241Basically they no longer use alerts and use dropships like most squid factions (since watchers never spawn); they have an increased patrol size and patrols will constantly spawnSo when alerted, they just alert the whole neighbourhood constantlyI believe Spore strain bugs works in the same manner
>teamreloading pubaids>he just stands there like a deer in headlights as the charger goes straight towards us>dieand thats that last time i trust a random diver while not having a recoiless of my own. why are the majority of players so incompetent? the game itself isnt hard, in all honesty outside of pre nerf cyborgs it never really was difficult, its trying to tard wrangle 3 other people that behave as if this is their first video game ever that pushes the difficulty over the edge
What the hell am I suppose to do for the next 23~ hours?
>>581820706Catch up on the latest Marvel movies ;^)
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242281936919/76561198066017633
>>581820706Masturbate
>>581818430Nice word salad, or slop, as you perpetual online fags call it. You really should end it all buddy. No one here is your friend.
>>581818865The spartan laser or rocket launcher were easy picks but arrowhead hates fun.
>>581820656>teamreload anon in /hdg/ lobby>he manages to kill two BTs, an Impaler a charger and a bunch of bile spewers and hunters approaching us in under 12 seconds with the AC while in the middle of a snowstorm (it was absolute kinography)
>>581820706IDK, but I'm going to order a bucket of fried chicken, 2 big macs, 1 big soda, XL sized french fries, M sized chicken nugget and a can of Monster White. After I'm done with my meal I'm going to VRChat and e-fuck some big booty furry avatar while I stroke my dick with my fleshlight and go to sleep.
>>581819592What do you mean ultimatum? There's no way that thing does noobimatum damage and demo.
warbond tomorrow retards
>>581821193Bro living the dream...
>>581820241Yes
>>581819849NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOURE RUINING MY GRUNT FANTASY!!!!
>>581821193you're not fucking anything with that gut, fatso
>>581820825say when full bitch
>>581821710nobody joined so I just now went pub diving
Is there anyone here that isn't an election tourist?
>>581821193Does Mcdees have fried chicken now or is this some door dash gluttony? Reminds me of a recent experience I had.>Waiting for drink at wawa good area.>Worker is packing up a door dash order.>Asks someone to get him 2 packs of cigarettes.>Tossed them in the order along with his multitude of greasy shot food.Imagine the fucking prize waiting on the other end of that order.
>>581818865Scarab Gun
>>581821787Me. I am gamergate tourist
feasting like a pedophile today
>>581821773zoomers have no patience
>>581821787me, im a month old tourist
>>581821787Im a puddi puddi tourist
>>581821787me, i am a rukraine war tourist
>>581821335I thank God everyday for my delicious slop and VRChat anon, I've met so many weirdos like me in there and I'm so immersed in the ERP I feel a bit sad every time I took the VR goggle off and go back to reality, normal women just don't interest me at this point, if I can't goon to a goth furry avatar with tattoos and nipple / pussy piercing and stripped high stockings, I don't want to exist.>>581821704I actually hired a prostitute to suck my dick in my truck once, it was meh and a waste of fucking money>>581821869I'm from Poland man, the McDonalds here serve fried chicken
>>581821970800 of my 1800 hours were spent waiting in the game, I might have some patience, besides if I wait too long I don't feel like playing anymore
>>581821929THIGHKEK BEHIND YOU!!
>play maxigun against appropriators>it's great>see all the complain about maxigun>it's because they want it to steamroll all fronts
Couldn't even grit their teeth for a symbolic victory on their end.what a pathetic group of players
>>581821929that's an epstein level roll jesus
>>581821787Me, i am an 18-1 tourist.
>>581822154ok zoomie
>>581821929JANNY SAVE MEEEEE
No cape for the MOnkeys. They're going to freak and make arrowhead capitulate to the dadgamers.
>>581821929It even comes with premade censor bars.
I played again
>Be calamari chef>Watch botkeks and bugchasers squabble with each other over dumb shit>Know that we're always doomed to fail cuz there's like ~200 of us total>Enjoy comfydiving against vote snatchers anywaysI just like the sound Crusher helmets make when you pop them, and watching inexperienced players get swarmed and ragdolled is funny
>>581822528Sour grapes
enough infighting let's talk about the content coming tomorrow any hopes and fears?
>>581823452I don't care about it
>>581823175Based zombieslop enjoyer. Vote snatchers are unironically the best faction right now because of the sheer spawn rate and pressure they apply on the player.
>>581823452I hope the Maelstrom has good guns, even if it doesn't have a turret.Yes it's not in the Warbond but I'll just assume it'll come after the warbondI just want more dakka
i rest easy knowing that the only vehicle that will remain after tomorrow more likely the next campaign but still is the APC.
>>581823452I hope I can find my balls and join d10 lobbies
>>581824715Just do it.
>>581824715D10 is just D8 with more enemies (sometimes).
>>581824927I've never seen a mega nest
>>581824996To wrap it up...D10 is D8 with more heavies than chaff.D9 is D10 without fortresses and mega nests.At least that's what I think.
>>581821929Why are the ones posted by pedophiles always brown?
>>581824715Just dont solo fag and stick with the team.and bam now everyone likes you and thinks you are cool
>>581821297Least interesting bond in a while. Nothing in it is interesting, pure sidegrades. We get the maxipad tank too......right?
>>581825103I need to try the not g11
>having a hard time? just wanna shoot some heckin xenos and relax after putting your wifes kids to bed?>just install some qol mods, and the games beat!
It's normal you run out of ammo nigh instantly on the Backpack GL right?
>>581826124Yeah
This game is dead if the playerbase can't win a simple killcount MO. Looking forward to the end of service message.
>>581825718>"You are familiar with general brasch? world's strongest general? he could probably do it, so i got to find a way to harness his power, and i think i found a way...">video cuts>"that's right we are gonna cheat"
>>581819261GGs.
>>581826468You lost in court, speedrun troony.
>>581825718>"Playing this game is like chugging down a warm gallon of terminid jizz. And boy trust me, I would know."
>>581826672Pubbies would have trampled at least one ally
Where are the leaked weapon stats?
>>581826689hello billy
>>581826841No they would've walked right in front of him
>>581819261GGs
>>581826672geges it always makes me happy to see you in lobby
I'm doing my part.
why can people do this the same second you give them the tools for it but AH has been delaying the patch for over a month?
>>581827149The sad little hoverpack :(
>>581826876ar-11 is AP 8 and rapes everyone
>>581827492>second you give them the toolsThey did?
>>581826672>>581827149>>581827618>>581827409Forgot to mention I'm a brown tranny btw
We know gucci
That's very brave of you to come out like that, Gucci. Respect
>>581827632Unironically not that far-fetched considering chinks...A grim thought.
>We know gucci
people are creating whole new weapons while AH is recreating the Liberator for the 100th time and you're blackpilling
How are the dadgamers going to handle the first campaign loss? Are they going to cry about it being rigged? Will they bitch and demand the cape anyway?
>>581827709>3 free (you)s
>>581827948It's just a maxigun reskin not an actual new weapon.
>3 free (you)s
>>We know gucci>>3 free (you)s
You didn't have to post your reaction to every posts here btw, gucci
>>581828360That fucking sucks. He advertises it as a new weapon and even put the gameplay tag on it
Gucci is trying to save his izzat after his post backfired. It's quite pathetic, really.
uh oh g2 meltamine!
>You didn't have to post your reaction to every posts here btw, gucci
put cheat troons in containment lobbies like drg does it
>literally playing with Gucci in the same lobby right now>someone here is pretending to be replying to Gucci>someone here is pretending to be Gucciwho is trolling who anymore?
>>581828714The real Gucci left over a year agoNow its just schizos and trolls pretending to be him for fun>t. Gucci
I managed to AFKfarm some voteless, though 15 out of the 35 minutes I spent in the D1 Masses mission was figuring out the safest position to be in while the Rover still had an angle to kill. Tabbed back in sometimes to check on HP and throw out some turrets I broughtNot sure if the turrets (MG, Minigun, Laser) contributed much, their lifetime was far too short. I think most of the kills were from the Rover.
>>581827492Because they don't want to fix it, they think it's le funny
I too, am Gucci
>>581826841Unironically your duty to be aware of the exosuit and avoiding getting stomped.
IT IS SO FUCKING OVER
>>581828894for killfarming D1 mindless masses I found most mileage out of mortar + gas mortar sentries combo.Just do nothing and watch as your killstreak climbs up to x100 from time to time
soon the only way to know for sure there isn't a cheating chinaman in your lobby is to play on consolesuch is life, monster hunter went the same way
>>581829727>xe still "plays" sloppa hunterlmao, go back
>>581829491>MO only asks you to play the game>this somehow is too much for squidfags and bugniggers
>>581829940>botfags in the kiddies pool with a look of superiority as bugniggers are forced into an olympionic raceCan't make this shit up, lmfao.
>>581830091Just play the game! That's all you had to do. Why was this such a complicated task for you?
>>581830446Game is boring shit not worth playing? You'd know this if you weren't indian.
>>581829664how do you KYS(keep yourself safe)Do you actively run? Well, not that it matters anymore, the MO's about to go fuck itself, hah
>>581829924we all have our vices niggerbeing addicted to japanese call of duty isn't even a bad one
>>581830996>japaneseIt's fully indian now, retarded troon.
>>581830675no need to run, I just replicated ohd*ugh's "personal kill record" build but replaced flamethrower sentry with machine gun sentry and then just camped the spawn:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoA-6_gKTQY
>>581831137>xhe posts in the general for a game entirely outsourced to indiathe entire industry is this now
>>581831703At least this game doesn't have a massive troons playerbase and the game can be challenging.Numonhun is just troons, jeets and casualniggers and the games play themselves.
Why are you still playing this dogshit game?
>>581832003>At least this game doesn't have a massive troons playerbase
>>581832060BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE LIKE HELLDIVERSTHESE SWEDES HAVE NO COMPETITION
>>581831168>Tesla turretooooo I forgot to try that shit outSpeaking of Arc damage... Watchers can't hurt you if you prone, is what I've seen? well, would've been useful to know when I was being chased by 10 of them. Not that you wanna stay prone for long when alerted anyway.Aslo1 PAGE REMAININGWE CAN'T STAY THIS LOW MUCH LONGER, HDGERS
New>>581832358>>581832358>>581832358
I don't want to use that thread
>>581821787I'm a legitimate "unc" as the kids would say.
>>581832742hello gucci
>>581832463you failed to link the correct thread lol
>>581776667>>581776860>third person AMR reticleFuckin' where?
make a real thread so I can post a lobby
>>581832328Far far westVermintideDeep rock galacticDarktideKilling floorLeft4dead
>>581832742either you make another thread that isn't a fumble or everyone goes thereit's a helldive either way>thread deletedNevermind. I assume they'll make one with the correct previous thread link at least.
actually new>>581833275>>581833275>>581833275
>>581833286>>581833286>>581833286
>>581822312I like maxigun as is. But it wouldn't hurt to give it heavy pen. Make it as effective as BFGL. It wouldn't make it OP but would let people brrt without seeing the annoying armor symbol.
>>581833329>>581833335YEAHHHHHHCHOICES MATTERRRRR
>>581833335Sorry anon I'm going with the one that came first
>>581833247>vermintide>darktidemade by swedes>deep cock>published by swedes
>>581833335>beat by 4 secondsits fucking over for you bro
>>581833329posted first awardthis is the thread
>>581833335Such is life on /vg/.
>>581833247ShitShitShitShitGetting RapedNot really the same at all
>>581833605sounds like you just don't like vidya
>>581824996Just more holes like yer mum.