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first for warhammer fans being cattle
Reposing question: is everyone getting the bundle or only certain packs?
Neferata is going to utterly dominate the Darklands.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yC1jkovmpI
>>581834821Human supremacy
Thanquol soon, friends!
>>581834957i'm a paypig so i'll get the bundle just to complete my DLC collectioneven tho i'll probably never play glotkin
>>581834984>costMPniggerbabble does not interest me.
>>581834821why she wearing panties on the outside?
>>581834984Tretch will stop her.
Y U NO RIKE CATHAY
>>581834821
>>581835092I feel like it's a waste since I don't have time to play all factions anyway. By the times I'm done with Nagash, Thanquol, reworked vamps the other parts of the DLC will probably be on sale.>>581835205Based Tretch
>>581835307kek
>>581835307i look like this and say this
>>581835307you are NOT welcome itt if you hate cathaythis is a cathay fan thread, we love cathay here
>>581834984Bhashiva will stop her
Got bored of TWWH40k already. The Horus Heresy - A Total War: Warhammer 40k Saga when?
lol wtfOP ass clan mors AI wiped out the greenskin end times on their owneven after I killed like 8 of their stacks
>>581835307Multicultural euros seething
>>581835729Isn't the cat a fantasy jeet?
I will never forget getting the Stalk stance as Bhashiva and wiping out 4 of Deathmaster Snikch's armies in a single turn.What was CA thinking?
>>581834821>>581835045
>>581835631I can see it, they can just reuse the animation skeletons of the 40k units with a different model
When do we EAT?
>>581835631actually frighteningly high chance of happening in half a decade since they only need Space Marine assets for 90% of itit's basically how people meme historical games to be spearmanii vs spearmanii
first time seeing karl do so well without my interventionthis case i did help indirectly by fucking up chaos in the north tho
>>581835902It doesn't count if you get turned into a beastnigger, like Lizardmen don't count for hues
>>581834984Going by this she'll hang in there for a couple dozen turns but ultimately gets krumped by Chaos Dwarfs. She can deal with her immediate neighbors but struggles to make inroads very far from her starting province. In the end Ghorst remains the scrappiest VC faction in the Dark Lands.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL4D4r6p4yk
>>581836289Lizardmen would be natives not latin.x
>>581835105The fact that the game is balanced around cost but the economy is so babby braindead that cost doesn't matter for single player is so heckin lameo
>>581836820Plenty of hues are crossbreeds they didn't go quite as hard as the states
>>581836853
>>581836904Cost doesn't matter because you literally start with your LL instead of having to pay for it, retardo. And the cost units have in MP isn't how much it costs to recruit them in SP. You're delusional, the game stopped being balanced around MP when Hyenas got ACK'd.
>>581835307Cathay belong to AOS.
>>581836904actually the problem is that all the singleplayer balancing is focused on limiting stacks instead of limiting what units go inside a stack
>>581837081I bet you don't even know that pic is based off this cao cao scene in the cult classic hit 3 kingdoms show from 2010
Will TCALUK finally break into the esports scene with 40k?
>>581837259Oh, interesting.. I have both but never made the connection.
>>581835729you replied
>>581837259What dynasty warrior character is this lmbo
>>581837595i just saidcao cao
>>581837748What romance of the three kingdoms characters is this lmbo
>>581837134>Cost doesn't matter because you literally start with your LL instead of having to pay for it, retardoUh yeah and it still has upkeep coonlordIn MP you might put Malekith on his cold one instead of the dragon but no one would do that in campaign
>>581837856that's Zhao Yun AKA Zilongnicknames are very prominent and important in Chinese culture, especially if you're someone important, Cao Cao's was Mengde, but he had a nickname growing up called Ahman and if someone calls you by your childhood nickname asn adult its extreme disrespectfulso when people call him Cao Ahman it's rly funny and a sneakdiss
>>581838035What popular period of chinese history is this from lmbo
>>581837990>in MP people do retarded things because the game is not balanced at allepic argument
Sigh. Three more days. Sigh. What a drag.
>>581835504OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH REAAAAAAAAARY??????!!!!
>>581837176That but also ranks mean losing a unit sets their stats back even if you re-recruit it, replenishment takes turns so chaff can't do its job while a ranged unit can well, ammo comes back instantly etcI don't even know how you'd fix it though because like you said unit slots are the ultimate value, you would need a game where units are individually spread out really thin (like shogun 2 I guess) which is a little intense/not satisfying
...
>>581838292You wouldn't be able to win that battle either
>>581838292Considering what your LL is on isn't retarded
man im legit really hyped for the dlc to drop
>>581838517I actually recreated that battle and fought it.I just let my army stand afk and moved the pheonix around for fun.. it was a decisive victory.
>mpniggers getting uppity againHope that's not against the rules.
>>581838794what RoR War Mammoth are they talking about?
>>581838794Post images of trees.. it spoops em.
Death to Lustrians
>>581838957The one that's multi entity for Norsca.
>when you're so competitive you have utilize in-house rules because the vanilla cost system isn't "balanced" enough
if they removed all these restrictions who dominates?
You guys better not be using 7 Slaangors, else I'm going to have to report you.
>>581838985>LustriansIs that even a thing in WH? Do imperial colonists have a distinct identity?
>>581839559Whichever race I'm playing
>>581839726LMAO the multiplayer cucke are not okay.
I better not see you chuddies using more units than necessary
>>581839059thank fuck for domination mode so none of this silly stuff is needed anymore
>>581839965it includes the lizardmen
When's the Tomb Kings rework?
>>581841124Don't they get some stuff in the update?
>>581837259>I bet you don't know this is based on some 16 year old Chinawood movieI care not.
>>581841792it is classic campkino and a must watch I went into it knowing nothing about the 3 kingdoms period and now i feel rly connected all the important chars, excellent show filled with sovl
chud tiers about the existence of non european people in the world, and them being an overwhelming majority are delicious total chud death
>>581841792Newfag, that show got posted here all the time when 3K hit.
>>581840836too bad mptubers whined incessantly about domination for the first years of its life because>UHHH ARBITRARY CAPTURE POINTS DOYYY DIS NOT TOTAL WAR
>>581842009...oh chud TEARS.Fuck's sake anon, I was sitting here wildly wondering what tier list were you talking about.
>>581842115I remember (the 3 of) you spamming it, but just like when you spam "Legend" or "Volund" or any of your troonVtubers, I care not.
>>581842009i hate eurocentric pop history but who cares whose the majority or not whether nigeria has 100 000 or 100 million people changes absolutely nothing for me long as they don't leave nigeria
>>581842470>i hate eurocentric pop history Why?
>>581842470>as they don't leave nigeriawhat level of cope are you on, look around, leave your basement once in a while
>>581839059>>581839290>>581839726ok dude we see this episode every time MP comes up
>>581842708And its funny every time 2bhKeep posting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYsZB-PkpJc>our friend at CA reached out once again and asked if I want to do my usual "Everything in the DLC" videoCan't CA (biggest game studio in the U.K and in BVLGARIA) do its own advertising ?
>>581842562just because its the mainstream position and everywhere these days, and it always follows the same template about how epic the roman empire was and there was nothing else like it etc and anything out of it is just not worth talking about at all, it obscures a lot of genuinely cool history like han dynasty and later tang dynasty china which developed its own independent civilization that was just as vast and interesting with its own style and innovations, but basically 99% of "history bros" online don't care, they only care about the roman empire and ww2, they also know nothing about the european middle ages cept crusade larping, its just the same type of NPC everywhere all the time, mesoamerican civilizations also had some amazing stuff thats basically never talked about since its not rome, tldr I'm just sick of the same played out boring larp>>581842656I have never seen a nigerianthen again I live in eastern europe, however even if they do visit western europejust deport the ones that are there and you're done, what does it matter how many there are in their own countries? you have like 100 000 ish max u gotta deport close the borders and ur done, its a matter of will, afterwards if they want they can spawn in 2 bil nigerians, I really don't care
>>581842708Stop bringing up MP and maybe you'll stop getting btfo'd.
>>581843000i could start posting hordes of nigs in poland but i will restrain myselftotal war thread.
Member when Festus got his aura and heal literally halved in a hotfix because it was innate so he could have it in multiplayer too?
>>581842009>SAAAR CHUD, we are 1 gigalions, you must care about our history and consider us very relevant people, SAAAR!
>>581843229again that's a policy issue, not an issue of whose the global majority or not, there can be 100 000 nigerians and if they wanna import em they'll still import emthe minute the policy changes you can deport em all overnight
>>581843582dont post off-topic please
how do you win this
>>581843000>eurocentric pop history>its the mainstream position and everywhere these days,
>just found out 40k is going back to Medieval 1 style campaign movementWere the 'it wont work in Total War' people kind of right then?
>>581843809By recruiting decent units.
>>581843890there are no decent tier 1-2 skaven units
>>581844012That's why you tech fast.Play better.
>>581844012Nigga Skaven can get to tier 5 by turn 20
ROOK AT ME I POST ABOUT CATHAY AGAINME SO INTERESTING
>>581844158>>581844074this is turn 8
>>581844219And?
First time playing Pharaoh Dynasties. I thought I was being slick by asking the old guy into the family and out legit-ing his loser son. Now I see that the joke was on me.
>>581842953Nathan does it for free
>>581843849NTA but that doesn't really disprove his point. It's eurocentric history, they just threw in the completely wrong ethnicities into european history because then they don't get to be accused of being eurocentric.Like, they don't even bother to look up Memnon when he's right there if you want an actual fitting black dude.
>>581843849oh I'm talking about with people online especially self professed annoying historyboo autiststhe media is smth diff, and it also has no respect for chinese or mesoamerican history, when Netflix adapted 3 body problem a full chinese story with all chinese cast and tencent also had a TV show ver with 100% chinese characters, they made the entire cast a mix of mutts whites blacks with like 3 chinese chars, they have no respect for any history, not just a diregard of non-european
can you pol fags just leavethanks
>>581844409Yeah if you're gonna play the legitimacy game, then you need to go in HARD on legitimacy, or basically everyone is going to declare war on you once Merneptah kicks it and makes you the target heir. Even legtimacymaxxing, you'll still get declared war on by at least 2 or 3 of the bigger factions.The good news is, you just need to survive and keep that legitimacy up above the others by the end of the turn count and then they all automatically sign peace.
>>581844664Political game.*Declares War on (you)*
>>581843809>get some menace below>line up catapults>use menace below to trick AI into blobbing up>let plagueclaws built up some numbers before the front is created>spam warp lightning directly into blob>use all missile units to take out stegadon and salamanders>ignore heroes and LL, bank on them routing to casualty losses>if missile units have ammo left, take down LLthats what I would try to do, but this looks tought, you dont have enough heavy ranged units with one of the factions that have the best ranged units in the game
>>581844810
>>581844909>politicalIt's called Total War not Total Politics
>>581844272SEX with sister of Avelorn (the legging stay on).SEX with dragon princess (not chibi version).
>>581843018I didn't bring up MP as a good thing, anyone playing this casual game like it's competitive is immensely cringeBut the game is made for it, chaff is pointless in campaign
>>581843809Any valiant defeat is winnable
>>581835307actually I've been playing Yuan Bo, the Jade Dragon today and I quite like it.
>>581844884I don't think I'm making it through these 18 turns. I just got through 4 40v40 battles in a single turn, while some sneaky nigger just sailed past my choke point anyway.
>>581839059Holy fuck MPniggers are fucking gay
>>581845124
>>581845458>But the game is made for it,Least insane MPnigger. Every TW has a unit type that's ass.
>>581845692
The Tiger Court welcomes you, man of the Empire.How can the White Tiger assist you?
>>581845740woah a heckin png they must be trembling while 90% of their plan is done
take a look at the OP image of the /sfg/ - Street Fighter General right nowbut our Tausret art in her historic garb with nothing showing at all just a tiny outline thread gets nukedYOU HEAR ME JANNIES? FUCK YOU
>>581846165For some reason the fighting game generals always have super lewd OP pictures but rarely get slapped for them.
>>581845998big fluffy tiger tits would help me greatly
>>581846260them and gachasbut on /twg/ you can't even use the female LLs on the beach pic, it got deleted once as wellbut loli gstring is fine on gacha threadsmaybe our janny is just a snitch
>>581846784god I love feet
>>581846920god i hate you
>>581846165Damn, I missed it.
Do we like Aranessa here?
>>581847096it was kolin with extremely visible deep cameltoe and nips poking out from the coat
>>581847120Actually this is more of a Cylostra thread.
>>581847120Who?
>every final battle is like 15 minutes maxPHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAso much for end game scenarios
>>581847193Damn, I missed it!
>>581847120I wish her faction was more distinct from the other vampirates
>>581847276So trueFat bitches are actually ok if they're just goofy comic relief (fat men should also be this)
>>581847276>in another twenty years GW will run out of ideas for TOW and resort to making a Cylostra modelgrim
>>581847348if you RLY wanna knowhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6293556not that bad but hypocritical for an OP pic when jannies are so sensitive for ours
>>581847120No. I have no idea why she's in the game as an LL. Her faction is also terrible because she's the only one buffing her human units and none of the healing spells work on them so you're just griefing yourself by playing into her mechanic.
Most powerful lords in the Empire region:1. Festus the Leechlord2. Drycha3. Changeling4. Vlad von Carstein5. Elspeth von Draken
>>581846165?
>>581847678>check out the artist's other work>everything with a dick in it is SHITTEDSEAmonkey guaranteed.
>>581847120What happened to that aranessa autist who used to post here?
>>581843000>since is not RomeListen, mongoloid, pedantic ape, before you were born, the only way to know about China was through the tales of some Jesuits who went there on missions. So, are you expecting that somehow in the last 100 years we have translated the insane amount of books, accounts, and religious texts from a country 10x the size of Europe, and then found enough people interested in the historical records of a country that is alien to us? In the same way, if I entered a Chinese university and asked why they aren't talking about Heraclitus and are so focused on Confucius, I wouldn't be qualified for any other title than the village idiot.And that's for China, let alone the rest of your rabbles like "Mesoamerican civilizations" as if these had any records when the majority of what we know of them is from the conquistadors and the priests describing what they saw, some of which are true and others are pure symbolism.For real, the complaint is so fucking stupid it hurts, because it is trying to weigh everything as equal in a universalist balance where people of X culture should be punished for not dedicating the majority of their time to another culture. Let's think for a moment about a guy from Japan complaining that in Japan the majority of history is about Japan. Ask yourself if the Republic of the Congo would be the one digging into Japan's history if they decided one day to dedicate their time to Iceland.
>>581848097yea you would know pajeet
>>581848370Are you a brown Malaysian self inserting as a nigger, per chance? Because you sure sound like it.
>>581848368the same was true for greco-roman history for 99% of history and its only become common knowledge and published for the plebs from the mid 19th century till today, so you're just talkin' out of your ass, it's a globalized world now, we can acknowledge histories from other cultures and talk about 'em too
>>581846920this
>>581848620also it's the internet era not the 1960s where you can only learn about stuff through local books and newspapers, the whole point is that online larpers tend to pretend ancient history didn't even exist outside of rome which is annoying and overrate rome as some martian civ because they figured out primitive plumbing and such, how many of those marble portrait avatars on twitter are even european anyways, most are indians SEA etc 'yet they still larp rome cause its the popular thing to do
>>581848558kill yourself shit eating jeet
>>581849426Why does me calling out SEAmonkeys for liking interracial garbage make you so mad? Would you perhaps happen to be one, hm?
>>581849606why are you like this
>>581849920Indonesian? Malaysian? Flip?Come on, entertain me.
Total... War?
>>581849296>>581849426>>581849606>>581849920Can you subhumans take your shitflinging back to /v/?
A reminder that this isn't the final DLC for Total War: Warhammer 3.CA will continue to provide us with content until the launch of Total War: Warhammer 40,000.
This thread has too many thot posts. Please post hunky Total War men to achieve balance
Total War: Housewives Gone Black
>>581850275literal tranny xitter post, hell yeah, this is content.
My last campaign. Who will it be? >settra>khorne, probably skarbrand>something in china>wulfrik
>>581850419Whichever one you don't yet have an achievement for.
>>581850486All of them. I don't finish campaigns except tzeentch on release on legendary.
>>581850228>CA will continue to provide us with content until the launch of Total War: Warhammer 40,000.On more year, that's... 2 DLCs?
Newfag here, is it true it's better to play the game on hard difficulty rather than easy because of how the AI scaling works or something making easy difficulty actually harder?
>>581850419Khorne Buttlicker so you'll get bored of him just in time for DLC
>>581850635>Newfag herekill yourself nigger faggot
>>581850635play on normal/normal if ur new
>>581850635It is best to play as Tyrion and to restore the Asur to their golden era.
>>581850419>>something in chinaCao Cao
>>581850404chuds losttotal tranny victory
>>581850578>On more year, that's... 2 DLCs?Anon...
>>581850635Easy difficulty is insanely boring. I recommend Normal if you're super new, then go to Hard.
>>581850635Last time I played Easy the AI was completely passive and would instantly sue for peace if it ever dared to declare war on me and lost a single battle.
>>581850279black ?
>>581850785Cope and seethe faggot>>581850829I see thanks
Flooding the yellow river: a total war saga
>>581850578>2Thats bold of you
>>581850917>Last time I played Easythe absolute state of this threadand then they go watch legend and pretend like they know how to play here kekaroo
They forgot about Mung the Brutal and the Dogs of War.
>>581851160Legend was actually right about the lords of shang yang.
>>581850912>>581851097Dogs of War will be 90% reskins, I think two is a fair number.
>>581851292He was half right.
>>581851160dogs is comingI can feel it
Total War: Eat Dog
I've been away since Basheeva release and this general has gotten noticeably worse.
>>581851560I thought dogs would be FLC with the end times dlc and 90% just a faction that recruits from other races.
>>581851687lol, nigga dogs whole thing is pikesit'll take more effort to program pikes into WH engine than the new end timesit has to be a paid DLC
>>581851687ET would be last DLC/FLC
>>581850036War... Hammer?
>>581851672Hashut if you can hear me, please destroy Cathay
>>581835631>Alpha Legion not under all 5 categories.
Cao... Cao?
>>581852370Gotta get those prayers in while you can, Hashut won't be around to answer them in 40k.
Star Wars would have saved us.We live in Grim times
Neither is Cathay, in the end Hashut won
>>581852617Dune would fit better than Star Wars and you know it.
>>581852798I don't know
>>581852798Dune has no sovl.
Wait the DLC is 30 euros?!!!
>>581853061cream
>>581853061we hebben een seruis probleem
>>581846784>but on /twg/ you can't even use the female LLs on the beach picI have no idea what pic that is.
>>581853126You got to pay, at least for this one. they deserve it.
>>581853061a.) creamb.) it's 3 characters, thirty bucks is a fair price
>>581843809first try only a slight numerical advantagefucking rats mass ran in the middle of the battle when we were winning and no lord was retreating
>>581853464>fucking rats mass ran in the middle of the battle when we were winningthat's the average Skaven experience.
>>581851560you are a dog
>>581853251its in the post you're replying tothen again theres also this
They deserve $500 for TWW3
>>581853653I wonder how much I've spent on this fucking series over the last 10 years...Thankfully I mostly waited for sales.
>>581853289They deserve death and more
>>581853759You could find it out yourself by going into your steam purchase history.
>>581853993
>>581853653anyone who disagrees is a poorfag pajeet
>>581853653>>581854239trvke
>>581850635Uh no this isn't StalkerDifficulty mostly just gives AI less upkeep so they can field more armies than you with the same territory (the AI is retarded so this is necessary)
A paypig is speaking. Listen and learn.
>>581853993Where's that?
>>581853653Did they fix sieges yet?
>>581853653True we must be better men...
>>581854546Then click "view purchase history".
>>581854960erm and where the frick is that supposed to be?
>>581853061That's right, all this value for only 30euros!
>>581855080top right in your steam client, where your profile pic is
>>581855150Ah no running total what a shame
>>581855089That's only 8 euro a lord!
>>581855304You mean a total as in how much money you've spent on steam, in general? Or on Warhammer? There's a website for the latter.https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561197997255158/?cc=ca
just got home from the wage cage, checking my email for that 40k beta!
woah...
>>581855521>AVP 2010 pre-orderWere you happy with the final product? I personally thought the Marine campaign was really good. I liked Alien and Predator too but they were incredibly short.
>>581855479
So, between>Epidemius>Arbaal>Masque>NeferataWho was the best FLC?
>>581854780>yet
>>581850635Play on normal, hard, or very hard. Its kind of the bell curve meme where both easy and legendary are a meme
how would u guys rate the jump from hard to very hard anyways
>>581855743Neferata, probably. Epidemius shouldn't exist, Arbaal is super boring because of how busted he is, haven't tried Masque.
Why does Luthor wear an eyepatch? He's a vampire, shouldn't he be able to regrow an eye or two?
>>581856290well he's also a pirate
>>581855685Yes, in every way except physical, I am a xenomorph
>>581856043Nice little spike honestly, I felt it but was ready for it by playing hard at the time
>>581856290He forgot he's a vampireAlso they wore that so they could go below deck and have a prepared dark adapted eye (no source)
>>581856459I'm a xenophobe
>>581856459In every way, except physical, I bust a load into Rain's armpit, every night.
>>581836129The sisters are fucking buff.
>>581855521for memade my current steam account 2012dabbled before but I was a broke kid so when my parents let me actually spend a lil bit I made a new account
>>581857228Magicka is one of those games I feel like everyone bought at some point.
>>581857379Co-op with easy accidental (yes accidental) friendly fire is peak, I think the helldiver devs realized that too
>>581857169Hi I'm Buff.
>>581857565Buff (Ogre Tyrant)
>>581857379>>581857564coop is so dead as a genre (besides PG stuff like that split screen game) that the classics are still my go to for coop these days if i ever play (I kinda drifted away from all my friends so don't rly play these days), magicka, left 4 dead, payday, even alien swarm, tons of classics
>>581857714Darktide is pretty popular.
>>581857169All Asrai are in peak physical condition because they hunt and fuck all day
>>581857714>coop is deadIt's never been more alive. I feel like every day some new friendslop is coming out. Granted, they never live long, but still.
>>581857863literally all fotmslop that people play for 2 hours then ditch and never play again, no games like l4d, look up l4d2 playercount even rn, such a timeless game>>581857810yep, l4d 40k edition is p good now after years of updates, and vermintide before that
>>581857863deep rock was a major heavy hitter.
>>581857714
How the fuck do I bypass the tw launcher
>>581858268You can'tSeriously
>>581858268Mod manager
>>581858268what tw launcher
>>581858268Via the mod manager.
Did they say anything about le epic "Siege Rework"?
>>581859041Don't care, better question: what would make sieges fun?
>>581859334They got sieges right in games from like 15 years ago it shouldn't be a mystery
>>581859334deployables from a fixed supply number at start not during the battlegive some kind of incentive to placing troops on walls rather than abandoning them immediately defensive siege weapons that can knock out siege towersno more butt ladders (they are doing this afaik)
>>581859648No they didn't you were just young and easily impressed by a spear unit parked at a gate/street
>>581850635There are two difficulty settings.Campaign Difficulty: When on easy the AI rarely attacks/does anything outside of the few AI who are programmed to be hyper aggressive, as a result most AI just lets you steam roll them, but also lets the few aggro AI steam roll them as well, so you quickly end up with several super powers that take endless wars to beat and nothing else.Battle Difficulty: When on easy the autoresolve will show you impossible win fights as victories, this builds a very bad sense of security, that will lead to you inevitably reaching absolutely unwinnable scenarios because you're unaware of how good/bad your troops actually are compared to enemy units.
>>581859334Removing tower construction, barricades are okay but should only be pre-placeable Removing the large perimeter wall that encompasses the entire settlement (apart from T5 settlements) and replacing it with a centre 'castle' where you can elevate a couple unitsMore natural high ground above paths in settlements
>>581849920>5 inchesmy size :3
>>581859691>give some kind of incentive to placing troops on walls rather than abandoning them immediatelyI never really got this, I man even tier 1 shit wall towers as long as I canAlthough I guess that's more of an AI issue parking all the large stuff outside until the gates open
>>581858268get good at computer noob
>>581859764>genuinely thinks you cant have better sieges than in Warhammerlmao come on man
>>581860091cute :3
>>581860150Its almost never worth it imo, much easier to sit behind the wall rather than on it at catch them as they trickle downthat way you arent getting shot and your ranged can shoot them when they clump on the walls too
>>581860497Not what I said
>>581860150Depends on what units you have and are against.Sometimes walls are great when you can gun down a lot of troops, especially if the enemy is monster / cav heavy and only sends one to knock on the gate or snipe a mortar with towers before falling back.Sometimes there's just a load of elite infantry and it's better to go find a chokepoint or catch them as they're coming down.Choices as to whether to hold the walls or not is one of the better parts of sieges though imo, at least there's some decision making going on and I think limiting the number of troops that have assladders will improve that even more since if you have some elite wall holding infantry the enemy won't be able to just come up everywhere at once.
>>581860580astolfo cosplayers have 10 inch dongs tho
>>581859334Dont make your game have a load of magic lords and monsters that can push through all formations until the concept of a chokepoint is rendered meaningless
>>581861073Possibly, penis size is massively affected by pelvic fat layers
Is this true historical total war fans?
The Australians are only 2 days away from the DLC but the Americans are still 3 days away.Sucks to be them.
>>581861023Really we need more wall layers, and I agree with the other anon that built towers are cringe
>>581861296not massively, maybe a 1 inch, 2 absolute max difference, they all seem to have big dicks online at least tho
>>581861365I don't care white religions are all dead anyways
>>581861424I'm not as bothered by built towers but I also don't like them remotely enough to defend them (and nothing should be built mid-fight).They certainly don't add enough to warrant keeping around.
>>581861478There are many factors.Pelvic fat layers adding 1-2 is pretty big when you consider most guys are working with 5 to 5.5.Then generally you're thinking about smaller people, some forms of dwarfism often leads to looking like they have massive cocks because penis size doesn't necessarily correlate to body size, traps generally aren't that small, but the effect is still true.So +1 or +2 from lack of fat is already +25%, then relative appearance covers the rest.
>>581861478>>581861786Oh and forgot to include, there's then also a genetic factor. Homosexuality for example has been found tied to similar genes that are related to hyper sexuality, so gay men and gay women are both more likely to be better equipped sexually.
>>581850667You're right. I keep getting armies of empire swordsmen spammed at me without a break and am already bored.
Why is this thread talking about penis?
I've been going through a lot of 40k lore videos (from some guy called majorkill)I'm actually getting excited for tw40k lads
>>581862215>majorkillcrikey mate have you heard 40k lore but explained by an AUSTRALIANisnt my accent so funny its such a unique characteristic im gonna put it in the title of every videoshrimp on the barbie garn servo cunt??
>>581862215That guy seems to think no one but him lifts
>>581862254>personally I've fapped to big cock femboyswhich ones?
>>581862254>Bored of girlsIt's not even that.Monkey brain see penis spurtMonkey brain knows penis spurt = feels goodMonkey brain wants feel good with vicarious sex icon because false social connection make feel gooderIt's just loneliness. which we're seeing spike across the western world, if not the globe.
>>581862254>
>>581862752sure thing retard
>>581862752Hypergamy is based and the return of natural selectionThere is no argument against it besides>But I want to be able to spread my trash manlet/dicklet/uggo genes!
>>581862964how can it be natural selection if even ugly women reproduce
>>581861365He meant Schythians
>>581863083Because 50% selection is better than 0%? Are you retarded?
>>581863083all women are queens
>>581862558femboyaleex most recently, dude has a ridiculously fat hog and feminine body>>581862752maybe desu but I still think it's overexposure of porn that causes gooning to gayer shit among elite gooners
>>581862964>There is no argument against it besidesIt's widely believed the reason society was so unstable in much of the world is because of this trend, and the societies that started instituting policies to make sure more of their men were able to reproduce also tended to be the societies that grew larger and actually evolved beyond the stone age.Men without skin in the game or a family to protect will not care about protecting yours.
>>581863287>also tended to be the societies that grew larger and actually evolved beyond the stone age.Don't care, return to monke
>>581863287Explains why things are going backwards. Modern men won't answer the call to TOTAL WAR. Gotta keep it on topic anon.
Total War: Israel
>>581862964this doesn't work when u introduce birth control as a thing, ugly etc men are still having kids, only in the beta provider stage when the women become ugly n old n settle down, just later, if anything this dynamic makes our species way more autistic due to late conceptions
>>581863617Very true.I suppose that's why when I see the Slaanesh event that gives Population growth, I suspect the writer doesn't know much about population or doesn't know much about slaanesh.
>>581863690Netanyahu legendary lord with slaanesh vassal system but only against US lords
>>581862143We like willies
Do you guys not have penises?
>>581862143Always has been.
>>581862487Buy his suppliments so you can be as buff as a custodes
>>581862143It's what happens when you reject skaven and invite ((lizardmen)) and ((dawi)) into your cities.
>>581862964This is because chad raped those 17 women and slaughtered the men from their tribe thoughbeit
>>581862964>There is no argument It gives power to women and women are retards.
>>581864173i have one (1)
>>581863690>>581863997America control mechanic that lowers Cost and Upkeep (Free when maxed out) when your spy network bribes and controls the politicians and media. Spend money to make money
>>581863690
>>581862964>brownoids and their lore
TW Cimmeria
>>581865474He wants to appear like a Greatsword (Unarmoured) but in reality he would be a Chaos Lord of Khorne.
literally nothing for coastNOTHINGhahahhahahahaahahahahi will hurt you bad
>>581847120Maybe
>>581865958I thought fleet captains can at least get lore of undeath now
who?
Nagash starts with a unit of Vampire Coast Mortars and he can even confederate Luthor Harkon.Nagash might be the best Vampire Coast Legendary Lord.
>>581865474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBhE8JOcLE
Nagash?Uh, more like Dumbash.
>>581865474I love conan but it would basically just be a historical.
luthor wont have his spells when confederated by nagashwhich means his confederation means nothingluthor will destroy your bitchass faggot hat wearing book reading dork lord
Why the hell did they add all those units for Vampire Counts and not make a single RoR of them?
Now that Luthor is a servant of Nagash... does this mean that Count Noctilus the true leader of the Vampire Coast?
who
How come a girl is the best TWW3 streamer out there
>>581856290Well...cant he see in the dark?
>>581853653This. That's at least 1 dollar an hour of entertainment!
>>581867449No he just got killed.
Why does Total War attract so many pseudo-intellectuals?
>>581868519you are brown
>>581868519History attracts pseudsStrategy games attract pseudsWarhammer attracts pseudsTotal War has all three.
>>581867447RoR is for accomplished legendary unit formations. Counts have only perpetual jobbers.
All they need to do is make it so archers can actually attack units below while standing on the wall. Currently if the enemy reaches your walls - it's over, archers will just get lobotomized and refuse to shoot for some reason
Reminder that Ghorst has a custom RoR made just for him. That's right Ghorst SURPASSED your entire ET dlc on top of Fagash having no power over him. Fagash WAS weak.
>>581786982>>581787124Takbir!
>>581835631SAGA baitWill be first one successful too
>>581835631>unaligned>Defenders of CalibanQuite literally 100% against the Imperium and thus traitors.
>>581868519why are you indian
>>581853464finally some proper gameplayfirst 10 turns for pestilence are hellish, then its smooth sailing probably can be said about most factions actually
why did we get cathay as a faction instead of ind? surely there's more english speaking people there who would like warhammer? they were both equally blank states so this was a deliberate decision by the tcaluk...
I just fired up a Sotek campaign just for the hell of it and I don't think I've played lizards since before their tech tree update. Their first enemy is kinda bullshit. A walled city with enough troops to make auto resolve a decisive defeat. I fought it, but took horrendous losses.And what the fuck is the deal with Red Crested Skinks trading almost evenly with shitty summoned clanrats? How fucked up is Tenehauin's campaign?
one of the best campaigns in the game due to how shit his start is so when you have 10 completely free stacks of giant SEM dinosaurs painting the map it feels completely earned
>>581871347avg wage in India is like 200 usd vs 1000+ in China I wonder who the better audience is for live service games, surely India has a thriving gacha industry too
>>581871806why the hell didn't it quote>>581871570
>>581865474>22 npc races in the survival game aloneImagine all the dlcs they could sell...
>>581872335People hated Pharaoh and Conan is even less varied.
>>581872476nobody even played Pharaoh, the disaster pricing and launch drama killed it on arrival, most who hate it never played it and never will
>>581872578>disaster pricingIt was $40 on release.
>>581871806>shit start>shit buffs for skinks compared to what Oxyotl gets>shit sacrificesCA please fix the lizards next year I beg
>>581872753?
>>581872753fun times. You could get a key for 5.
I hope that CA will continue to develop FLCs for future Total War games.On a sidenote: Do you remember when they neglected to make an FLC lord for Shadows of Change?
>>581872476>>581867113You could easily flanderize it up and dig among Kull stories for Lizardmen and so one. Conan Exiles does it and has plenty of monsters
>>581872941Pharaoh had 3 versions on release. The cheapest was $40 and it's the one sold now everywhere. The other two are unobtainable in official stores.
>>581873297Stop lying dumbass niggathey reduced the price after the first wave of shitstorms
>>581873680I bough it on a key site for $14 a week before release. Skill issue.
Pharaoh content post release:High Tides: 2 Sea People factionsDynasties: A massive map expansion that includes most Troy factions whilst also adding Babylon and Assyria
>>581867040HOLY FVCKBODIED THAT FREAK
>>581873801doesn't matter if u bought a stolen key or nah, the official price was 60, it caused the biggest shit storm since Rome 2 launch, rn it has the worst rep of any TW game w histoids due to this stuff, it didn't flop due to lack of variety nobody even played it before dynasties, but it was also buggy n shi on release so
>>581872941>Trusting a clanker answerISHYGDDT
>>581874101i trust him more than you
>>581874056>but it was also buggy n shi on release soNo it wasn't.t.Kurunta anon
>>581872070>avg wage in India is like 200 usdyou would know that poopjeet
>>581874056Histpals will always find an excuse for why they shouldn't buy historical games. Pharaoh could have been perfect and they would have ignored it.
>>581874946But it wasn't perfect, because everything they've released after Attila has been garbage
>>581874704I'm just a knower I like learning random facts, but also a China lover and ik the differences between India and China, these days Indians look to China as some kinda beacon of what they can be and with envy, they eclipsed them thanks to the discipline and intelligence of the Han
>>581857069based
>>581875047You have on idea what Pharaoh was or wasn't. It special movement and formation options mog any TW ever made and offer depth this game never had before.
>>581875752Yeah but it was boring. That was the problem.
>>581872070>>581875062but indans are the most successful minority in naggarond, surely they could have appealed to these peoplethey make more than people of cathayan descent
>>581876095>householdHow many in a household?
>>581874594
>>581872476I like Conan. I don't like them.
>>581872476Wasn't pharaoh a EGS exclusive?
>Decide to do an Arkhan playthrough before DLC drops >Skeletons >Skeleton Spearmen >Skeleton horseman>Skeleton Warriors (different flavors)This shit is pretty ass ngl. Even with the cool VC stuff like the wolves and bats (underrated) these fights are boring as hell. Maybe when I start getting more constructs itll be better but im dropping the campaign now. What are peoples favorite campaigns?
>>581876632Who is "them"?
>>581871570You remembered to use the sacrifices he starts with to boost armour, right?
>>581877524TK early game you should rely on your chariots, they destroy infantryUnless you're Khalida, then use your insane archers
give that nagash is made from the same philosophy as the deamon prince due you think they will rework the demon price?
FUCK WHY ISN'T IT THURSDAY YETI WANT TO PLAY THIS STUPID DOGSHIT RETARDED NIGGER GAME SO BAD BUT I CAN'T UNTIL THE DLC DROPSFUCK
>>581878651lmbo
>>581878672you think you have it bad? I play this game with sfo and the old world mod and thus I have to wait for a month or more in this case
If the incorporeal units weren't there I bet I could win this
>>581878863I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GAY DUMB FUCK MOD THAT ADDS SLAYERS CHOSEN OF ULRIC...MANEATERS...ARMORED FOR A GOBLIN) GAY FAGGOT SHIT
>>581878651Hmmm.... Nyo....
>>581876095how much of this are scams?
>>581878863sfo bad
You faggots excited to come back to the best TW multiplayer there is?
>>581877524Arkhan being TK at all was a retarded choice on CA's end, should have had everything that was a skeleton as opposed to a TK roster but with dogs and bats.I've never liked Slaanesh as a faction but played them for the first time recently and it was kinda fun just spreading cults everywhere and performing hero actions to spread corruption to everything and stack up the force-vassal points etc.Not my favorite, but for a faction I dislike I was surprised by how much the cult bullshit kept me engaged. The Tzeentch shit was barebones as fuck in comparison.
>>581879145Hmmm... Im not an MPsissy doe...
>>581878672Hillbilly Lizardmen are the best
>>581878934its the 2 heroes and 2 lords with one being kemmler that more of a problem than the two ghost units
>>581878968too scared anon?
Sure smells like curry around here
Well?
>>581878934i would win thisget good
>>581879724post physique or fuck off
>>581879724*fart noises*
>>581879724Isn't he a cripple? lmao
Ok I defended this beutiful country. Soon it would be only meat and meat and meat!
>>581879724>ChadVictorMain>Sounds like a bitchy social media addicted woman
>>581879724Warhammer and computer games is a sedintary hobby.
What's the life of an average questing knight like?
>>581879996volund? that guy is a fat communist, he is both mentally and physically disabled
>>581880231They do a lot of questing.
>>581880231Depends on the quest count
>>581879145>Create a Total War based on an IP that's heavily based on creating /yourdudes/>Do absolutely nothing involving the creation of /yourdudes/ at any level of the game at any pointSeriously how are we a decade in and the only way to make any sort of custom character in Warhammer is to play that dogshit Daniel campaign? No online avatar mode for the MPfags, no ability to customize your generic lords and heroes, no way to even color your guys differently.
>>581879212I did a Dechala campaign recently and it was a lot of fun. Shame Dechala pretty much has to have a maurader stack but the side armies I made were super fun. It did suck that I never really used the Preyton that much.
>>581880724Too busy with HYENASkino
>>581880231Can't use a lance or shield unless you find a relic one.Can't sleep in the same place twice. (I have no idea what the radius for that is, like, do you just need to move the bed? Change room at the inn? Get a new inn? Actually leave town?)Depend on the charity of strangers or else earn your sustenance through your deeds. No amassing wealth.The quest isn't over until you either find the grail or die.All in all, it's relatively normal Warhammer adventuring life with a couple extra limitations and a horse. Unless the horse dies.
>>581880724I'd never even really thought about that with how much the focus is on LL, but yeah - what a massive missed opportunity.Might have given some people an appreciation for the neglected generics if you could at least give them some character of your own.>>581880869I started with Dechala because she was a SC I recognized from when I played tabletop whereas N'kari wasn't.Ended up restarting with N'kari just to see the "vanilla" slaanesh experience since I suspected Dechala would be too different and my expectation was to dislike the faction mechanics so I wanted to play the most vanilla version to find out.Was pleasantly surprised, so gives me something to look forward to playing when ET stuff wears out its welcome.
>>581881363>I started with Dechala because she was a SC I recognized from when I played tabletop whereas N'kari wasn't.based boomer
>>581881082Maybe you'll get lucky and receive a blood kiss from a blood knight.
>>581880979never 4gettihttps://files.catbox.moe/z0i7ez.mp4
There's an alternate universe where CA is making bank on Hyenas and ended their partnership with GW.
>>581881363You can always pay Chorfs. I love to play them, here is a lot of thematic combinations. If about Slaanesh I far more like to play as them in pvp than vs bots
>>581882568nta, but i want to learnbut so goddam confusing....*plays another ikit campaign*
>>581882568>Come, we shall worship the Great Bull-God togetherThis is what he says to his wife right before she gets dicked by Orc cock.
>>581882568I like Drazoath
>>581882568The Chorf drill mechanic in RoC is so awesome
>>581879145How does this work? I started TW with WH2
KNIGHT OF TZEEEEENTCH!
>>581882568are Chorfs cucks?
Daniel would have succeeded if he's Order instead of Chaos
>>581883553As you win battles you take over the campaign map and unlock units and retinue (limited modifier upgrades) to play with.You also get to level up units as "veterans" but it's (mostly) a noob trap where people overinvest into them and then they have far fewer more expensive units.There was also a ladder but it's now defunct. I wonder if they will bring it back now, there was even an achievement and an armor set and gear unlock tied with getting the top spot for the week. Shame I have no chance at that now that I'm a wagie.
Whats up with all the indian hate lately
>>581884080He's a Kislevite prince, he was born to oversee his serfs.
>>581884257hurt your feelings?
>>581884257Jealous britishers.
Daniel was just a prototype for some 40KINO anyway
>>581884257>lately
>>581884647There is a big difference between south (monkeys) and north (aryans) indians, educate yourself
>>581885045One shits in the street the other shits in the Ganges?
>>581885140do tech workers in your city shit in the streets?
>>581885514No according to you they shit in the Ganges.
>>581885514kek
Has anyone here had VR sex using WH fantasy character modelshttps://files.catbox.moe/pcjcqz.webm
>>581885045its so funny when brownoids have ethnic hierarchies about which of them is less brown lol. YWNBW
>>581885841This is hot but you need an onahole or smth to stick it in to sim it else what's even the point
>>581886042why are whitoids so disgusting, no wonder all your women prefer our brothers
Has TW said anything about any practical changes to S2 coming with the """remaster"""? For example the DLC units appear as unique veterans in the Avatar Campaign, but unlike regular veterans, you cannot delete them or in any other way change the way you've attributed their perks. So if you fucked it up back when you were a teenager 2.5 decades ago you can't change it.
>>581885841>>581886042Have you tried real women?
>>581884257
>Women wanting stumpy brown manthingsLMBO
>>581886881yeah, wouldn't recommend>>581886798as if browns aren't super gooners sybau
>>581886874Besides graphics and engine upgrade they've said they're fixing up some common bugs but that's the extent of it
>>581886874Yari Ashigaru are getting nerfed hard.
>>581887118Mods will fix it
>>581887031What about the MP ladder? There is an unobtainable achievement currently associated with it
>>581873271Conan game that takes place on the world would NEVER happen, you faggot. The libtrooners will FLLLLLIIIPPPP>Every other civilization besides the white ones is barbaric and evil, who worship archaic and primordial gods who love rape, bestiality, cannibalism, and sacrifice.>All the Black Kingdoms are primitive and savage, or are vassal states, and there is one kingdom that is hilariously notorious for doing EXTRA cannibalism and not just for ritualistic purposes (Darfur)>Religions from other cultures that are not white are viewed as evil and barbaric, and libbies will not allow it because they have close resemblances to real-life deities (Hanuman)>"not-Arabs" called the Stygians are the BBEGs of the setting who worship Egyptian Gods but evil (Set).>"not-Jews" called the Shems/Shemites love greed and thievery, and it is their culture; they even worship a thievery god.
>>581887913Conan Exiles happened though
I forgot how autistic I got with some of these names
Nyagger RoR in shogun 2 complete when
>Start both a Tehenhauin campaign and a Mazda campaign>"holy fuck I can't stomach playing these">close gameI don't want to be revolted by one of my favorite races
>>581888340kek
>>581889776Use a lizard overhaul mod to make the campaign not shit.
What are some animations that either need to be replaced because they suck or need to be fixed because they don't work? Off the top of my head I can think of vampire lords because they use shit Empire animations, Coatl because it hovers retardedly, and Skink Oracle because it's a literal statue on the back of the Trog.
>>581882568I can never make it far into these little chuds because you always have to deal with either Tamurkhan or Grimgor nearly as soon as you get your starting province
>>581890643>Oh no I have to face an actual challenge in this game I better not play them
>Norsca has kino roster>They get an FLC>Bretonnia has an ASSFAGGOTS roster>Get one FLC that adds nothing and get nothing for decades>DELFs get absolutely nothing every updateI'm being 'Ack'd every time I choose to like a faction
>>581890732Grimgor isn't just "an actual challenge," he expands extremely fast and is a gateway to getting stuck in a war on two fronts because he steamrolls the AI. Tamurkhan is a fair challenge though, he's just annoyingly tanky
>>581891005Oh naur you get to fight hard battles with your OP and extremely powerful units where you still have a challenge.
>>581890858I just like factions that get a load of shit (often overpowered), but not the shit I actually want. Bonus points for CA refusing to polish their base systems.Hard to complain too much though when some factions are in the state they're in - fuckin geomantic web is a travesty and lizardfags deserve better.
>>581891076>Your two blunderbusses versus the entire greencunt catalogueThe power of 120 lads with shotguns
>Got both Space Marine games on sale to get hype about TW.>Playing through 1.>Actually bored, barely anything happens in the story, Titus is a plank of wood, every level is just drab brown walls and pipes.>Damn, space marines are overrated af.>End up quitting by chapter 10 or so, a little over the halfway point of the game, because I'm just so bored and I already saw the plot twist and ending years ago on youtube anyway.>Fucking hell please let 2 be better so I didn't just waste my mone->HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER>I'M THE SPACE MARINE OF THE NORTH START FUCK YEAH>YOU ARE THE BEST TYRANID INVASION EVER>LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING BACKGROUNDS OH MY EMPEROR>Also Titus is so much more interesting after his little Deathwatch arc.Man, this has to be one of the best upgrades from one game to it's sequel ever. Anyway, Total War, hope the maps will be as gorgeous and impressive to look at as Space Marine 2's are once CA shows anything more than that irradiated shithole they set the tutorial on.
>>581891694S2 did it better
>>581891685Because CA touching base system is such a wonderful idea. Last time they ruined the slave system for the dark elves.
>>581891685Lizardbros do deserve better but they're hogging all the good warhammer porn so I don't want to support them
nice the ai can walk on impassable terrain too everyday I learn about new cheats they have
>>581891821Space Marine 1 was well regarded for it's time because it's ancient and adapted the setting rather well to an actual HQ game. There's a reason 2 took decades to come out though, and had much higher production quality to boot. Also canonized Titus
Turns out taking on 3 Welf armies in the underway is really effective. The cowards aren't so strong when they can't run and kite me.
>>581892770Forgot pick
>>581892949How the fuck does Throt have so many klls
>>581893202Nemesis crown
>>581893247Understandable have a nice day
>>581834821What would the Empire version of this Soviet Union suspect sketch by ethnicity look like?
Daemons and men fighting side by side against the damn norscans.
>>581893904its insane how much that jew resembles adam friedland
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lUnTk5WKiQg
>>581894351careful to not get the "likes men" trait
Why is twg on VG instead of the strategy containment b?
>>581894890lmbo what is this unit even good for?
>>581894890heh....the MP cabal sends their regards SPfags....
>>581894890THANKS REDDIT... XD
It's funny how Teutogen Guard went from Hammerers to White Lions of Chuds
>>581894890WHEN I SAY THE EMPIRE YOU SAY IS SUPPOSED TO SUCKTHE EMPIRE
>>581898482IS SUPPOSED TO SUCK
>>581898327That's hardly true. They have huge armor, charge defense and I believe armor sundering, and big stats. They might not be celestial dragon guard or silverin guard but they are the best line holder the empire has so they'll make up their entire frontline. White lions can't hold lines.
>>581899002>Loses to greatswordslemao
>>581899112Comparing a line holder to attack infantry is about as dumb as moaning that your mage on a horse gets 2 hit by Skarbrand and then calling the mage useless.
>>581899410>Line holder>Can't hold lines?
a bloo bloo bloomuh faggot mixed unit tactics!YOU ARE ALL JUST AN ARTILLERY TARGET
>>581899483Ofc they can. With their huge MD and Expert Charge Defense, they'll hold longer than you ever need them to. And if I'm right and they have armor sundering, they even boost your ranged units.
>>581899895>>581894890Is this lineholding?
If you nikkers don't go back to your pit, I will send the rats to nuke your outpost from undergound.
>>581899972Yeah right, I'm not watching your jewtube shit, especially not on phone at work.
>>581900325Oh are we just saying shit now?
>>581899972>hurr durr why infantry die to anti-infantry unit
>>581900621nigger greatswords are one of the worst "elite" infantry options in the fucking gamethat the "lineholder" can't hold the line against one of the weakest late game options they might go against means they aren't holding shit against actual good shit like chosen
>>581900771THE EMPIRE IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE GREAT INFANTRY HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS
>>581900962THEN CA SHOULDN'T BE CHARGING ME FOR AN OUTRIGHT USELESS UNIT THAT'S WORSE THAN A FUCKING BASE GAME OPTION YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>581900402As much as I love a good shit talk, no. I simply don't watch jewtube links from anons.
>>581901039>oh no, a unit dies to its counter that means it's strictly worse than that unitretard
>>581901389>its counter>greatswords>countering literally anythingare you going to continue pretending to be retarded?
>>581900962Demigryphs aren't the best cavalry in the game but they're pretty good. Hellstorms and Hellblasters aren't the best artillery in the game but they're pretty good. Steam tanks aren't the best SEM in the game but they're pretty good. Ironsides, Huntsman and Hochland Long Rifles aren't the best ranged. etc. etc. What can you extrapolate from this pattern? Might there be expectations about the elite infantry DLC unit?
>>581900325Greatswords charge Teotogen guard and win.>>581895736We can actually keep a thread alive, unlike /gsg/Also /vst/ is the histoid total war bunker.
>>581901440>anti-infantry unit aren't a counter to infantry units!!Holy fuck you are retarded.
so yes, you are going to continue being retardedalright, have a good night
>>581892685space marine was basically a flop, it did not sell well at all, and the reason why it had taken so long was because THQ got shutdown so the previously planned sequels werent able to be developed, relic kept moving around trying to find a new home, and the rights were in limbo for a decade, and that decade was from 2012, which was the worst time for gw, endtimes just kicked off, the ceo changed. it was really wasnt until aos and 40k 8th ed started company stop being stagnant and had some meaningful growth in decades, they grew more in 2016 to 2018 than entirety of the time between 00s to then
Reinstalled WH3 what I playing?
>>581902769full campaign of the meow lewd mod before the update breaks it
>>581901512I totally figured it would be that.And that's why I love bullying /twg/ so much. 90% of people here are retarded.
Why am I unable to play chaos? They're so fucking boring
>>581901490>Hellstorm and Hellblaster aren't the best artillery in the gameNot so sure about that
Why are ecelelbs complaining about the new ratfag demon beating Skarbrand when they can just take away all his abilities with Karanak and then Skarbrand stomps?Are ecelebs stupid or something?
>>581903034Pretty bad access to settlement building and few campaign mechanics that aren't memes, but Slaanesh Chaos is fun to play somewhat, great spawns and good army/campaign gimmicks
>>581903376you know how you can make lvl 1 skarbrand kill stacks by just have him run through the unit squads constantly? the other ecelebs needed the guy with the funny accent to show them before they realized it by, you know, playing the game
why does nobody care about Nurgle?
>>581903376HAHI highly doubt THAT
>>581904029He's competing with three highly requested charactersI'd play him first if we werent getting the boner king
>>581904029Because it's not nurgle. It's the most retarded and boring faction in the game.
>>581904029I'm gonna just go out on a limb here and say its gonna be tough to follow maggotman's dlc for the faction, whereas the other factions haven't been updated as recently, or in the case of undead, FOREVERnurgle is very fleshed out too, which is odd considering how new they are
>>581898546AND FUCK
>>581904029Because we already have like 7 nurgle lords and they are all the same
>>581904638And even worse, several of them have the same "this guy is a super threat to the Empire in the End Times" storyline.
>>581904638*3
>>581904029>WoC>Archaon also getting a major rework at the same time>Highly anticipated additions like Thanqueer and Niggash and also the Human Male Fighter faction is there too>Half the shit they get are legendary heroes that all look the fucking same
>>581904912weird looking otter
loli
>>581905893fuck off bitch
>>581905893Where?
>>581905893cunny even
>>581905893For me it's lali-ho
>>581900325You know what's crazy? I look almost exactly like this irl
>>581905893that's "tzarina" to you
>>581906343>>581906343>no cute mini races>just ugly dwooorfs
TZARINAKATERINAFLATTERINATOUCHINAMYINAPENISINA
>>581906375DRAKKENWALD
>>581904029We already have a billion Nurgle
>>581902769Malakai Makaisson
>>581905893
>>581906375Would you like to play a coop campaign with me, anon cutie?
>>581906375HOLY MARRY ME
RAA ROO
You know what's crazy? I look almost exactly like this irl
>>581907292nice kitty
>>581907292Catagor The Dark Meowmen
>>581907605That's not just some kitty! She's a great beast following Khatrak One Eye to pillage Altdorf!!.. tho in the reality she always hisses at Khatrak when I feed them. Beastmen infighting..
Why are my cats always cripples.. one eye and no tail..>>581908003Malagor isn't orange tho. I don't think she fits any beastman with her color and missing tail. Khazrak is orange black but we already have Khatrak.
>>581908296Does that person have nudes?
>>581908695Yep.Don't tell the jannies.
grim...
>>581908695Yeah.
grave...
Also, you are all Slaaneshi filth.First you bitch and moan for days about my images and then you all collectively wanna goon to them.You all have to be thrown off the great bastion.
>>581909606I don't want to goon to them, and I really hate it when you post ones that look underage
Should river troll hags and hag sorcerousess have access to the lore of hags?Also if the Glotkin can get plagueridden heros and Morathi can get Druchii anointed heros, why no river troll hags for Throgg?
>>581909932small family company
>>581909753*whä whä whä*But now I am home which means cathay image posting time.
>>581910059fuck you, nonce
>>581910381That's Fav Daughter to you.
I will be the only one playing glottkin and having fun.
>>581910967how hard will you spume?
>>581913526Like a sneeze
>>581910967did they manage to make him more easy mod than tamurkan?
>>581894890Grim
>>581904029>more Chaos>more Nurgle>more fat boys sharting their pants
fuckin' killed those ketchup and mustard assholes
I have LoET fatigue ... CA can't start teasing the next character pack soon enough.
>>581916742>Character pack>Monkey king for cathay>Please wait 8 months for an actually worthwhile dlcYou rike?
>>581917061I highly doubt GW wants to make monkey figures. They'd want more epic things. Dragons and tigers. Monkeys are filthy.
>>581917384Glottkin is epic
>>581918290Yes but he's a dead faction cause CA ruined him.
Kin (glotted)
>>58188072440k will fix this
>>581901512Sometimes I tire of the mindless doomerism of the history players. I say as one, and as a real fucking autistic one. It's endemic to 4chan but some people just fundamentally will not allow themselves to be happy. >>581879724 They cling to impotent smoldering anger like a blanket when it would be healthier to just have moved onto contempt by now the way I don't hate bioware, I just find them contemptible and beneath my attention. Beyond any other issue the biggest sin of that behavior is it's fucking BORING.All the entertainment possibilities with technology Anno Domini 2026 and they chose to want to be bored and miserable. Not temporarily cope with it but stew in it like a fucking Nurglite. >>581880724I wished that they had skipped on Daniel and just done a WoC Daniel. It writes itself for champions of chaos - the 4 gods but also an upstart, a wildcard Undivided Warrior of Chaos hero(ine) you make. You get to slowly transform them and then decide if they ascend to Daemon Princedom or even challenge Archaon to be a new Everchosen.
Is Immortal Empires too big?Late game because an auto-resolve fest, but I remember playing WH2 and happily going to for at least half the map before being satisfied. Now when I get the short victory I sometimes just want to start a new campaign and the drive to collect - even with all these new enemies and especially new landmarks - just isn't the same
>>581920413You're getting old
I'm really bad at replacing my tier 1 units with better stuff.I'm running around with 6 rank 7 peasant bowmen on turn 35.
At what time does this shit actually come out?
Are you playing Cathay? If a conquered province has barracks just gradually switch them to Jade xbows
>>581921761Meant for >>581921213
>>581921761Why would anyone playy Shithay?I'm gonna kick your ass
Who are YOU playing first?
>>581922984thanquol probably
>>581922984
Did they give out early copies to influencers?
>>581922984Hopefully having HIM in the map makes playing non dlc factions interesting again in general
>>581923490No, all the shills got together and did a big heist at CA headquarters, and that's how they've been able to do livestreams and explainer videos on the new DLC.
>>581915660nigga you're still on this campaign?
>>581923657Shiet
>>581923784yes
>>581921761I think I just push too much. I'm never in a region I can build a good army on
>>581862964I mean there was that one era where neighbors were such bad news that women were 1 to 20 because they didnt kill women unnecessarily
>>581864469Yeah pretty much cromagnon killed the 16 men and kept the 17 women
>>581922984Glottkin because Nurgle is based.
>>581922984Nagash of course
>>581922984Karl Franz duh
>>581864469In reality the research that this article is twisting is that there was a colossal bottleneck in human genetic diversity traceable to some time thousands of years before recorded history, in which the vast majority of the human race's make population was wiped out.This was likely not just a weird lifestyle quirk, but some kind of ancient tribal warfare or mass institutional enslavement emerging around the time that people started learning how to work metals into weapons.
>>581853653this, chuds need to learn a lesson by paying the reparation for the lost hyenas, tcal could have touched the stars if you have their backs
>>581918403There's nothing wrong with Glotkin, he's the best designed Nurgle faction so far. Best Nurgle models too, they finally look properly disgusting instead of being green dudes or lol fart lmaoNobody has any interest in him because the other three LLs are fucking Nagash, Thanquol and Toddy, Glotkin could jerk you off IRL and nobody would care next to that
>>58187623520 fecaloids in 1 house minimum
>>581930108Well, now that not a single one of the new Empire units are worth using, I guess there's no reason to pick Toddy over just Karl again.
i dont even want to play end times id rather wait for more changesfacefucking the ai for the 10000th time with new op lords gets boring in like 10 turns
>>581931992Waiting for End Times to come out so they can finally release more 40k dets
>>581931450People make fun of the caste system, but imagine these people everywhere.
>>581931778Teutons could not replace tank frontlines after all...GrimIs the Cav at least gud?
Bretonnia rework when?
>>581932563right after tomb kings rework
An Empsissy player saying "not worth using" translates to: not stronger than my modded Greatswords (Slow, for a tank) (Slayers) (Chosen) (Aura of Carl Franz DoT) (Poison Tips), (Magic Edges), (Flaming Blades), (Anti-Large), (Anti-Infantry), (Mute Aura), (Greater Arcane Conduit), (Fire Whilst Moving), (Stalker), (Replenishing Ammo), (Regeneration), (Wissenland)from one of the 100 super busted overhauls on the workshop.
>>581932628But that's average Cathay player thoughever
>>581932748>Cathay>player
you will never get a line holder better than just shooting into your line of heroes on empire (or any faction really because the game sucks)
>>581843000>Slav larping as a "historian" then suggest the most low IQ solution in the same postClassic. Balkanite I take it?
>>581932563There's only one solution Bretonian man.
>>581932563End turn vow notification when
>>581933783vows just suckremove them
God Fucking Damn ItI fucking hate keyboard and mouse.. I played vidya too long again and now my thumb and index finger are in AGONY... Retarded fucking numbing brutal pain fuck.Who invented these trash devices?
reminder that Empire won BIGLY
>>581933972it's not fair...
>>581933901I've never ever experienced this.
Total War: Hyenas
>>581934057WELL GOOD FOR U ANONI'M IN AGONY
>>581933901Your genes are weak and must be culled
>>581933901t.
>>581934201He plays TW, that matter is already settled.
>>581933901I've adapted the TW control scheme (like all the modern games use the same control scheme) onto the Steam controller And i'll be playing 40k with a controller...arthritis ain't getting me... son...
>>581934374
>>581934398THAT'S EVEN WORSEWith keyboard and mouse I at least survive most of the time. Having to operate a stick and holding those push buttons is worse than agony, it's pure hell. A month ago when I played Stellar Blade it got so bad I was holding that left stick with the weight of the back of my hand because I already went through all my fingers on that hand and trashed em by holding that fucking stick.At least a fucking keyboard comes with auto run macros...The only device that doesn't suck is an Arcade stick but I can't play 110% of games with my Hori Fighting Edge.
So I just gave up on a Nurgle long victory with Ku'gath after burning out in not-Africa. DLC in two days. Legendary lords for this feel?
>>581935464Props for even making it that far. I gave up after short victory.
>>581935464Ku'gath
>>581935464I'd say.. every single WoC lord. It's 50 turns sitting in the chaos wastes doing nothing but fighting chaos as chaos and then you get bored and never even attack order races.
>>581935526>>581935543I need help. You're not helping. Thanks for acknowledging my persistence.
>>581935739If you want a campaign that's the complete opposite, play Arbaal.
>>581935658Why would you recommend what you consider a boring slog to anyone?
>>581935914I don't recommend it, anon asked for a boring experience that burns him out. WoC is exactly that. Only melee infantry, chaos wastes all game long, then norsca trashing.. can't even recruit chosen directly.. it's horrible.
>>581935847Thanks, I'll consider it!
>>581936019That's why you play FESTUS the LEECHLORD, he starts off pozzing all over the Empire and you get to give Elves aids too.
>>581936121Why is the random quack doctor one of the most powerful warlords on the planet anyway?
>>581936301Because he is a jolly fellow
DEATHMASTER SNIKCH
>>581936121More like he has to babysit empire while slogging through the chaos wastes because he still needs the fortresses.
>>581936301Because he's FESTUS the LEECHLORD, that's why.
>>581936730I never went there, just shat over the Empire and the campaign went just fine.
>>581835729>anon learn that pol is always rightheh
I asked Gemini about my gamer pain, described it to him.He said "it's most often an inflammation caused by operating "heavy tools" that require -lots of grip strength- over long periods of time".The robot exposed me...For Grand Cathay
>>581937749Get a mouse mat with a spot to rest your wrist Like one of those anime boob mats.
>This thing is excellent against infantryLiterally everything is good against infantry. Infantry are the bare bones of the game and die to almost anything. Everything but the most expensive, bullshit infantry is vulnerable to everything.
>>581937932Horrible advice, I used to use one of those and it caused me really bad wrist pain.
>>581937932I guess you didn't get it, anon sama. It's okay, I have tism too.But no, I have a full table mat. I like these more.
>>581937749When will we get a sloptuber "I BEAT Total War Warhammer III using ADVICE from ChatGPT!? (Bonus for open mouth thumbnail pointing at recent answer and associated unit cards.
>>581938194Hold on, that sounds really entertaining..Lemme ask Gemini if he can draw me a good formation.. brb
>>581938010Good against infantry isn't a question of being able to duel infantry cost-effectively. It's about how quickly you can chew through the meat wall. It's a question of whether you get stuck in the tarpit or not. Infantry has a job to do and that job isn't winning fights, it's being an enabler for ranged, artillery, magic etc. If you charge into the blob of expendable shitter infantry and just remain stuck there until the anti-large HIMARS battery kills you then you don't want to fight infantry
>>581936730A little bit of an incongruity between tabletop and video game. In terms of rules, he was just a hero. In terms of lore, he was more or less a lone wolf, someone who traveled around clandestinely and might poison a well every so often, or put some funny ideas in the head of a physician through correspondence. Despite being a unit in a wargame, his writing didn't really give him a history of accompanying armies around, let alone leading them in the field.What I'm saying is that we shoulda gotten Valnir the Reaper in Champions of Chaos and Festus should have been one of the 511 legendary heroes exclusive to Nurgle.
>>581938194I told him we fight a melee only army.. so I guess the sky junks in front aren't all that bad. I'm afraid of those open flank cannons tho...
>>581938194Isn't that all of TotalBiscuit or Total Brit or what the retard with the bong accent is called's content?
>>581938656His voice acting is so good that I'll let his Glup Shittoness slide.
>>581868695With the amount of brownoids and chinks in this thread it checks out.
I guess he understands formations but he doesn't quite understand all the units.. I specifically told him they'd bring flying units...Unless he plans to let the sky junks tank the flyers and shoot em down.
>pass goy>cathayan chinkshit >asking chatgpt for formation advicedios mio...
He's trying his best... I mean this formation would win the battle at least.. but those sky junks are gonna do friendly fire worse than hellstorms.
I'm tired of youtubers playing what I can't. I'm tired of being cucked like this.
>>581939371One more day then we can get the sloppy seconds. Stay strong, chair anon.
>>581939214This is workable. Just move the flank halberds to directly support the cannons so fliers can't dive them and use the sky junks as flank defense with the flank crossbows covering them.
Wew I finally found my 40k survey email. I swear gmail has been purposefully hiding it from me for 4 days
>>581922984I made the mistake of having played a Gorbad campaign just a few days ago, so both Thanquol and Nagash's starting positions are basically right around where I spent all my time the past week or two.So I'm thinking I'll start out with Glottkin.
>>581939795Based Glotbro. Let's rot together!
>>581939641Definitely good enough for Timmy's first warhammer campaign. They usually just make¦---MELEE LINE---¦¦---RANGED LINE---¦and call it a day.. and then get fucked in the ass.
>>581934374is that a male or a female?
>>581939536Isn't it two days
>>581940362a high elf player
>100 turns deep ally randomly declares war against my protectorate whom they share no borders with and controls none of their victory cities.>if I decline to join the war, my reliability tanks and all of my trading partners declare war on me>if I join the war, my reliability tanks for being at war with an ally and all of my trading partners join the war against me>literally just wanted a comfy tall campaign where I sat behind fortified borders and developed my cities, but now I'm forced to savescum for 40 minutes to break the AI out of its antiplayer WW3 loop.Future tw games should just enable console commands so I don't have to deal with this shit.
Coeddil doesn't miss.
>>581941618Nagash's portrait looks so fucking goofy
>>581941618Could Durthu beat either of them?
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/110Patch notes
>>581941815He's skeletormaxxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhOt6KS5X0
>>581942264>Archaon changes>Will engage with lore appropriate enemies soonerKatarin keeps her challenge campaign even as Franz gets made even easier
>>581942264>We have added a new landmark building in the Silver Pinnacle that allows for early recruitment of Lahmian Handmaidens and Lahmian Vampires.Fair enough, it's basically her signature unit and all.>In addition to the new landmark, the Silver Pinnacle is now a 10-slot settlement.Now this feels like coddling.
*automtaically formations in front of your other archers for no reason*
>We have added new VO lines for these legacy characters/units:>Karl Franz>Archaon the Everchosen>Arkhan the Black>Luthor Harkon>Mannfred von Carstein>Isabella von Carstein>Heinrich Kemmler>Helman Ghorst>Updated legacy units 'Swords of Ulric' and 'The White Wolves' to use new Empire voice setsCool.
its chewsday innitwhy carnt it be fursday innit
>Updated the Red Duke’s skill tree, added a new background trait, defeat trait and a couple of new items for him:>New background trait - Scourge of Aquitaine>New defeat trait - The Dead Duke>New items (also listed in Magic Items section):>Armour of Blood>The Jewel of UnlifeAnd they still refuse to make him a PC faction in campaign. Fucked up.
>Ulrika is available to NeferataSo GW bent the knee for once
>>581941128cheats solve thishttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2794064207
>>581943220CA announced it a while back. But I'd argue she should be available to more factions besides.
>>581943349That's cool but cheats shouldn't NEED to solve this. I didn't intend for that post to be a cry for help, I just fucking hate CA for being incompetent.
I'm having a blast playing Cathay! I get solid infantry, cool single entitie, varied cast of characters, unique lores of magic, and the caravan mechanic is like a whole separate, fun and engaging game!Last but not least of course, my lords turn into badass dragons!
>>581942264>Hero versions of Vlad / Isabella can be turned into lords if you want via a skillThat's kinda neat, as much as I like playing them together.
>>581943032>>Mannfred von CarsteinI will be sad if they scrap classic old lines like "NAGASH WAS WEAK!" and "THE TRUE VON CARSTEIN!">>Helman GhorstI will be sad if they scrap classic old lines like "Master Necromancer..." and "My cruelty knows no limits."
>>581943818tbui Cathay is fun.
>>581943158Might save him for a Toddy-tier remodel and campaign gimmick, but he'd just be Skulltaker 2.0
>>581943158You people are so retarded CA gave you something extra (unique models for him and todbringer) and you just had to have more and now we have this retarded empire dlc instead of one actually worthwhile.
>>581944814Why are you complaining? The Empire is your favorite race. You should be happy.
Do u guys want to her a joke?Teutogen GuardLOL
>>581944814>Make an interesting starting position>Make a unique model>Give him VO work and his own gimmicks>Do not allow him to be playedWhy do all the work and not take the last step?
>>581945315They need to save an FLC for the bretonnia rework DLC.
can nagash teleport at all? the fun part about chaos campaigns is you get to choose what part of the world you want to fuck up you just gotta send a cultist ahead of time
>>581945051Empire is like my 3rd favorite race. The boris dlc is obviously bad and I actually would've preferred any other dlc even for a race I don't play like lizardmen/beastmen than a bunch of reskinned crap. >>581945315If you think he's done then use mixu unlocker and play him then fag.
>>581945397That'd be kino but then he wouldn't be able to do VC stuff. Bret-VC hybrid could work, since they've laid the groundwork for Nagash to confederate different races
>>581945819>That'd be kino but then he wouldn't be able to do VC stuffDidn't stop them releasing Arkhan in a lackluster state.
>>581943032source?that didnt happengo fuck yourself
>>581942540>Franz gets made easier>thanquol on his doorstep>vamps got a huge buffsure thing chaosbab
>>581946296>source?Already posted in this very thread
>>581946528source?that didnt happengo fuck yourself
>>581946296Retard
>>581943032>Isabella updated>Vlad not updatedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_RidingsLooks like Vlad isn't getting updated until they update the dwarf VOs
heres the real update
>>581947054Big if true
>>581942264>we really fixed AI stacking and just sitting theredid they? i hope so
>>581947054This is actually the best part of this update bar none.
>>581947272lol u kno they fukin didnt
>>581947272
>>581947313Krell being a hero is my favorite part personally, but yeah - performance updates are always great and benefit everyone regardless of what they're playing.
>AI recruitment improved. The AI should be creating full stacks at a faster paceIs this a problem others have noticed? Maybe it’s because I play on Legendary but I feel like the AI already shits out full stacks every turn.
how/when do I use the big lanterns and big statues as cathay
>>581947956>The AI should be creating full stacks at a faster pacea-at least theres escalating enemy wounds now
settra bros...... we gained new items........
Gee Prussia, how come your Koenig lets you have SIX gentlemen?
>>581947956I play VH/N.Sometimes I'll see AI marching around with 5 stacks with grudgebearer units by turn 9Sometimes I'll be waging war against Middenheim and they've got 3 armies that are a lord, 2-5 units, and nothing else.
nah fuck this, they fucked up hard, this fucking sucks
>>581949068I like it :)
>>581949068RoRs are special units for your army, not an emergency back-up unit to save a settlement.
>>581949068I think it's fine, takes a while to get ROR anyway so by the time you can get enough worth using you probably have the trait to increase it unless you just want full ROR stacks.Worst case scenario that's going to be trivial to fix with mods if you hate it.
>>581949068literal nothingburger
>>581947956When the recruitment AI works properly it will print stacks because it cheats recruitment slots scaling with difficulty.But sometimes the recruitment AI breaks and it literally can't put units into its army, or does so painfully slowly. This was one cause of the clumping bug, the recruitment AI breaking and leaving incomplete stacks sitting around the designated recruitment settlement (usually capital) waiting indefinitely for recruitment that wasn't happening.Because the AI is built progressively on systems ranging back all the way to E:TW, it does a lot of redundant, inefficient and in some cases nonsense calculations. Like instead of checking how much gold it has and then deciding how to spend it, it tracks a separate internal budget algorithm that it uses to allocate budget, so it can end up stuck in recruitment mode with an empty recruitment budget that won't refresh no matter how much gold it has, or with a 'full' budget of gold that doesn't exist while its actual eco is empty.>why is it like this?Older games needed to be more cautious about the AI spending itself into bankruptcy and imploding, so it needed a complex internal algorithm to anticipate and plan around changes in income over time to avoid recruiting too much and stalling its economy on upkeep, but this outdated algorithm will frequently fall out of sync with the actual economy in newer games and leave the AI working off of incorrect assumptions.What we really should be asking is why the AI needs to manage an economy at all instead of just cheating recruitment entirely based on total # of settlements it controls and the difficulty.
Patch notes look really good.>>581949068Lol shitter
>>581950398>instead of just cheating recruitment entirely based on total # of settlements it controls and the difficultyTo preserve recruitment centers as valid points for player targetting. If the AI pulls units out of its ass players have no real reason to treat settlements as different from each other. Why would I ever raze a settlement if they don't actually do anything for the ai?
>>581949068Have they actually done anything to alleviate Archaon's NEED to stack RoRs though? Don't just make fun of it happening constantly, there's a reason it does, the AI can't make the WoC mechanics work like a player can
>>581949068I like it
They should balance the game to be unrecognizable to legend shitters. I have talked to people who were turned off of twwh because they saw how legend played and assumed the game was stupid. It was obviously a failure of the dev team that the game played that way for so long and I'm glad that moron fucked off.
>>581951241Well they say they have
>>581949068Poor baby
What happens to my save if I don't finish my campaign before thursday?
>>581951723It deletes the system32 folder in your windows
>>581951723Gone forever...
>>581951723This your first DLC release? It will probably keep working but won't be updated to receive any of the new stuff
The AI should not play by the same rule as the player
>>581951067You should never raze a settlement period. This is a recurring issue with TW's dysfunctional project management; they're constantly building for the game they would like to build instead of the game they're actually building or have built.Your campaign isn't made more fun or interesting by the fact that you took their recruitment settlement and the next 6 battles will be seal-clubbing peasant shitstacks while you put them out of their misery, and usually the design of recruitment chains and AI settlement templates are such that they can essentially recruit anywhere anyways, and are doing an inordinate amount of inefficient, redundant processing to determine the optimal recruitment center when every province has the same options anyways.
>>581842470We live in democratic(ish) societies anon. The majority makes the rules one way or another.
>devoid major patch>void gone>seaf gone now>new missions gone>now theyre retroactively removing older content (eagle storm)What the fuck are they even doing anymore?
>>581952643No we don't anon the majority simply provide the market research for the bourgeoisie.
>>581952643We're talking about the global majority which is a worthless concept, anyways even if you become outnumbered by immigrants just vote in for whoever decides to deport all migrants and strip them from voting rights and citizenships, I believe this will happen in western Europe when the natives reach 40-50% and have enough n revolt
>>581949068can't wait to mod this back day 1
Wrong front bwo, get back to the fight>>581952748
>>581952748what is bro yappin about
>>581938868spiffing brit
>>581951067>>581952547Imagine if TW had 4x mechanics so you could have factions where razing made sense and factions where it doesn't.
>>581954280you mean like chaos?
>>581954280you mean like beastmen?
I'm more interested in the vampire counts rework than about the actual dlc
>>581954280old woc my beloved
>>581955504Just a shame if you don't have Nagash part of the rework is blocked to you.
>>581955504I'm excited because the game is finally getting some more monstrous lords.
>>581955789Only like a couple of units though>>581955504It's definitely the highlight from what I've seen
>>581955927>Only like a couple of units thoughWalach/Dieter, lore of Undeath, iirc there's one other big thing.
Whats the point of 'just' settling a settlement when there is a big cash payout to sack it first and then settle it? Yea some buildings might need repaired but the sack more than pays for it. Moreover, any control issues are irrelevant since I just took over the place with my army and any rebellion will get destroyed.
>>581949068>AI shits out 999999 instant recruit 20 stacks >players gets to recruit maybe 10 units depending on faction instantly in one army every ten turns as an emergency option at huge cost to combat the annoying fucking ai behaviour where they run away from any fight unless its an undefended settlement>"let's nerf the player"They didn't even give a reason, they say "to encourage using Regiments of Renown across multiple armies" without saying why thats a good idea or more fun than their current useful function. A fully ROR army is unoptimized as shit and the battles with them were fun because you got a lot of units you normally wouldn't use and a shitty level 1 lord to play around.
>>581956071because you're army is wasting time in a shitty settlement then... it should be conquering a new settlement every turn
>>581938791How did you get it to generate that format?
>>581949068>max two RoRseems good
>RoR reworksDogs are coming and they will be a RoR focused faction gaining the RoRs of allied factions.
NAGASH WAS WE__
I now own all the DLC for TWW1 and 2. Life is good.
Additional sounds that work together to create a pattern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75RVqrM64-A
>>581957060That line had better get chopped out when he's actually working directly under himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he4J5O5O-yo
>>581957230Ah my brain enjoys the sounds which repeat in both predictable and sometimes unexpected ways, I will listen
>>581957060>NAGASH WAS WE__ARE CHARLIE KIRK
big things coming to m2ex
>>581947313But if CA improves loading times between turns, how am I able to work from home and do my job once I hit end turn?
>>581957838start playing Old World
>>581957739Bless those guys.
2 DAYS
>>581957838IDK hth
>>581947054How are CA Sofia so technically competent? Every CA London game ran worse than the last.
AHHHHHH RELEASE THE DLC NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
>>581958649They know which corners to cut.90% of factions are ultimately irrelevant so disabling their AI when the player isn't near speeds up the game.
>>581958676I look like this
>>581958558hth?
>>581956435By telling him to.. but I ran out of extended thinking tokens cause I've been bothering for 2 hours straight with math problems so he sucks at doing it now. Just tell him what he has to do, it's not that hard... if you have extended thinking on.
>>581959010Yeah
>>581958676Tbui I want to play
>>581956435Or just ask him how to. Why u even asking me?
>>581959717
just had brie and sourdough baguette and a glass of spanish wine for dinner what total war for this feel
Ahh.. I just had a good kek.>>581959845What do u want anon? Need me to make a thread again cause u lazy as shit?
>>581959868Isn't it crazy that we can just have whatever the fuck we want at all timesIt's the kind of shit we're going to tell the post-WW3/AI apocalypse kids as old men and they won't believe us
>>581959971Hi>>581959971
>>581960068Hi anon.
Well alright, I'll make a thread I guess...
>>581960251Thank u
>>581960016The only thing stopping you from luxury is your mind.
red blue or yellow line rush
>>581960575skills are cheating
>>581960575before wh3 it was lightning strike because you needed it. Now I do yellow for lords that are not casters. Or still yellow in the case of archaon who has a lot of mage access.Even karl franz is a strong line holder with yellow skills. It feels like cheating.
>>581942264Holy fucking shit they improve performance again, now remove denuvo so it can stop raping my 40x40 battles
>>581959010heil the hitler
>>581960651Indeedhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1651093625
>>581960575magic if you're a caster, red if you're a melee fighter
Here... I had to cut one "building med3" link cause OP was getting too long>>581960993>>581960993>>581960993
Could have at least used a total war image faggot
>>581961153RAA ROO
>>581956071wasting the armies time, setting the settlement back 2 tiers, having to repair all the structures in it
>>581959868>cheese: high in calories>sourdough bread: high in calories>wine: high in caloriesOgres, but since Italian coded, Tilean.
