Previous Thread: >>581819890>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>9/9 After Maint – 9/23 10:59Kasumi (Swimsuit)Hasumi (Swimsuit – Limited)Seia (Swimsuit – Limited)Moe (Swimsuit)Fubuki (Swimsuit)Ichika (Swimsuit – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/691>Events:Summer Sky's Promise – 9/9 After Maint – 9/23 10:59>Content:Grand Assault: ShiroKuro (Urban – Torment w/Light & Special Armor) – 9/16 11:00 – 9/23 3:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/27 11:00 – 9/23 3:592x Commissions – 9/16 4:00 – 9/23 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>9/15 After Maint – 9/29 1:59Mutsuki (Dress)Haruka (Dress)Aru (Dress)Kayoko (Dress)Saori (Dress)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3541757Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/08/update>Events:Special Mission: Lore Pursuit – 9/15 After Maint – 9/29 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Drumbarka (Urban) – 9/22 2:00 – 9/28 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Shooting) – 9/29 2:00 – 10/5 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 9/16 2:00 – 10/12 18:592x Commissions – 9/21 19:00 – 9/28 18:592x Account EXP – 9/25 19:00 – 9/27 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 9/28 19:00 – 10/5 18:59
soon
>not in the face, okay sensei? Let me keep my eyes?
My Wide Bride
start doing this
https://youtu.be/ApVf-SinWLEWhat do we think of Silvagunner's most recent mix?
You do remember Kanoe, right?
Live.
did I check on /bag/ right at the start of a new thread? wow amaze
>>581847793She saw my penis
>>581847982In slutty shorts AWOOOOOOOOGA
Of course Rin isn't going to go out with you when you act like such a womanizing slut
>>581848096but that's not kanoe
>>581848102I WANT TO PUNCH KICK AND BITE THIS
>>581847763Wtf are you watching
>there are niggas defending Yesod's fight designkek
>>581848014I am only missing Miyu.
>>581848139I thought that was Renge?
>>581848032>creep kill saiba momoi>midori probably sexy
You can only have one Chewy alt, ERABE
>>581848310It's a cool fight despite being a cube with arms
I'm not a slut
>>581848310>this nigga filtered by a palm tree
Yesod has AURA
>>581848501Idol, any day.
>>581848501left and it's not even close
Doing lewd things with Nagisa
Jumby my beloved...
You wouldn't risk the health of this frail elf girl by impregnating her and making her body bear the heavy toll of motherhood, would you?
>>581847401Even going as far back to Hod raids aren't bodythrowable. You are 3 years late in noticing the trend.
>>581848730I'd pamper her daily to make sure the baby is as beautiful and smart as we are
Wakamo
>>581847981
I want to lick her ribs
>>581848032>yukari sex sensei loreIt’s officially canon
>>581848310Yesod is one of my favorite raids in this game honestly, super straightforward and easy to understand compared to some other raids.
>>581848168Ok, but like, this is just how I am.
LESS THAN A FEW HOURS UNTIL THE CRAB IS HEREMAKE SURE TO FINISH THE STORY
>>581848818You can't just turn every guy into a doodle and say they are Sensei
>>581848927what the crab?
>the two big boob retards are probably 15 or 16>the loli will be 17
>>581848818nice
GuhI actually have enough gifts to bring her to 100 right now but kinda want a special day for that. Currently thinking Remembrance Day.
>>581848818slop?
>>581848730I desperately want to guh inside Himari repeatedly...
Tony Soprano would make a great sensei tbqdesu
I spent a lot of time getting Izuna shards for the crab, but idk if I'll even end up using her after studying the mechanics yesterday
>>581848730Himari, you’re the one who asked for a child, remember?
hello I'm quite fond of flat students
>>581848501I want sexy swimsuit Chewy
>>581849202Pepper Ann isn't a student tho
>>581849249We told you that Kuroko was enough for plat
>>581849345
>>581849249She does plenty of damage without requiring you to spend a single cost. Plus she benefits greatly from the frequent attack speed buffs she'll be getting from the barrel since it triggers her normal more often.Unless you have a stronger blue AA dealer, you cant really go wrong with her. You having zero investment in her is a different problem if you have other hyakki students to feed.
Imagine her trying her best and giving you a weak leglock because that's the best she can do...
>>581848767Even HOD has checkpoints. And you're ignoring every raid we got after HOD but before Yesod.
>>581849119Unfortunately highly likely
>you need 10 teams of niche students for crabFUCK YOU
Zunner is a cope choice for STerrorlet senseis
>>581848032>mustache torment>maybe studentwife revealed>retarded shiroko makes shigure president>pedophile find trinity>chewy ex momoi>reisa holy rape>chise sag cute>yukari hoshino twins>karin literally gehenna>free children /bag/>gookako chinese>predator midori>peak kids season>nigga yesod brown>saiba student event>cherino winter volume>sensei sex students
>>581849345>>581849504my Kuroko is about the sameI'm just gonna have to trial teams before deciding to build
>>581849535goz: not bodythrowable, requires repo + shieldgreg: not bodythrowable, requires cchovercraft: bodythrowable for p2 but still required high investment and niche students the first runkurokage: not bodythrowable in p2, requires high healing + purple damage for groggygeburah: not bodythrowable, requires team repodrumbarka: not bodythrowable, requires cleanse
>>581849585it's the opposite here, Kuroko is the cope option for senseis who didn't plap their ninja fox enough>>581849653Izuna is better and has red armor which makes her comfier for crab
>>581849535Did you even think about this post for more than 5 seconds before you made it?
>>581849567More like 5-6 nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCionYgu2YE
don't think
>>581849818A little bit
>>581849113I had to look it up and based, I was going to say Veteran's Day but it's the same day. Either that or her birthday
Izuner is my studentwife so I'm excited to use her again for the first time since the last srkr ga
You have less than 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>581849892Not looking at this team but I think I'm just missing Erika and I'll be able to do it (while spending at least 6k ligma)
I love Chiaki and Iroha and Ibuki
>see beautiful Himari picture>it's AI
>>581849732>drumbarka: not bodythrowable, requires cleansethere's plenty of cleanse students, unless you literally skipped all the trillion ones they've been releasing recently. if you exclude Rumi (unusable because of her armor type) there's 7 of them, plus one you can borrow
Will Red Winter go back to complete irrelevance as soon as the event is over?
>>581848310>I love random bullshit balls spawning on top of my character (i have to restart because it oneshots one of my buffers)>i love having to restart because my character did not critical strike very single hit>i love repositioning just for my students to walk into the big retard red circlesyes, yesod is well deesigned compared to other garbage raids
>>581850147There's a Gehenna cup event coming up soon, right?
>>581850114nobody fucking pulled pykoyuki or rena or erika bro
Third alts when? I need a new Hasuner
>>581849504>>581849761nice, well I do have enough to max her skills etc. if UE30 is good enough
>>581850114There are 3 free ones plus erika borrow good luck doing lunatic with just those
>>581849653You can always lean on raid clear resources like Plana and Yuzu to see how prior teams were put together before committing your own resources just to see who will work better.
>>581850103Here, let me help you.
When would Mayumi birthday be?
>>581850147RW volume soon, trust>>581850203I pulled all 3 of them. you knew crab was coming, you should have too (and even if not for meta, you should've dickpulled them anyway)
>>581850308Then why didn't you pull for the focus fire students knowing yesod was coming? Not like you actually even need any besides the free SIchika to do lunatic so the argument about not being able to bodythrow is retarded anyway.
>>581850308well if you're spending 1000 dollars on this game a month then that's a different story
>anons stop noticing that pics are sloppyAI wonned
>>581849532Himari can't even feel her legs, let alone move them. Same with her vagina, that's why she gets off on her nipples. At least in my headcanon.
posting from the hospital's wifi and im surprised is not banned for posting cp or something like that
Thoughts on Nozomi Mama?
>>581850267I'm supposed to be working you can't be tempting me like this himari
>>581850276feb 29th>>581850392>Then why didn't you pull for the focus fire students knowing yesod was coming?I already had them, lul
i pulled rena...
>>581850147Why? More schools being relevant is a good thing.
>>581850267thank youI have this artist on follow yet somehow this wasn't on my feed.
>>581850237You shouldn't be doing Lunatic if you refuse to roll for what you need
I skipped Rena and didn't regret it.
>>581850518I did lunatic and am not the one complaining that Yesod is a bad raid.
>>581850261that's exactly what made me doubt needing to build her, she shows up 3rd down for TOR teamsThe top team I could probably do, but when I checked for vids there's a ton of 4 or 6T clears which scares me a little...
>4* d haruka>4* Izuna (but I have ue50 kuroko who I can push to ue60 with a handful of ligma)who should I be borrowing to make up for the other?
>>581850405Sorry to ruin your headcanonShe can in fact, move her legs. Even her toes. It's some other kind of disability, or maybe just general body weakness.
>>581850656So she larps as a disabled girl?
A reset a day keeps the bad rolls away!
Meruset
resetkaede
treeset
Kisakiset
resetalice!
saibaset
resetarona
Suouset
Walnutset
Crabburger
>>581850642Oh never mind you're the guy having that autistic argument from the last thread
Rioset
>>581848983
>>581850454Why, what ever could you be talking about?
>>581850656that's why her l2d sucks and isn't canon
>>581850746No, you're just retarded
>>581850760>>581850761>>581850762>>581850763>>581850764>>581850765>>581850767>>581850768
Global will only require extreme for plat. Ain't no one learning all that shit.
>>581850780So bad he got segregated from the rest. Go sit at the back of the bus
>>581849732>requiring 1 (one) student for the gimmick is totally the same as not being able to do any damage to the healthbar if you can't blow up two pillars firstEvery single one of the ones you listed is bodythrowable, if impractical, even without mandatory picks. But Yesod is not bodythrowable even with an infinitely sized roster. You can't be so disingenous as to pretend having 100k health left on Yesod is not dramatically different from having 100k health left on every other boss.
>>581850802great now I will be thinking about overpowering, womb pounding, lovey dovey sex with her all day now
>>581850817
>>581850915Let me enter the conversation here. You don't need a dps for the phase. That alone makes it easier than any other raid to do.
>>581850645Any P2 team that doesnt have Haruka is committing to 3 or more teams total.In that case having 2 cakes built is required because you cant field a team without blue AA damage for charging the crane.But in any case, blue DPS's target is "good enough to charge crane" and any more is a drop in the bucket compared to what your red DPS is lopping off the crab during the counter claw -> groggy window
>>581850773>>581850780DIE
>>581850746No, she probably really does have some kind of disability, it's just not paraplegia. My headcanon is something neurological, where she has little strength in her legs and can briefly use them but not for long.
>>581850817>>581850987
>>581851082Is it enough for leglocking?
>>581851006Yesod phase one on Lunatic is already harder than at least two entire bosses on Lunatic, we're comparing difficulties of mere phases to difficulties of entire raids.
Wait, Izuna is BiS for crab??
>>581850267GUH
Gogurt is a cheap marketing gimmick.
I want to guh in Himari
You niggas obsess over meta and clearing x nigga in lunatic do the point y'all became lunatics
I got 2x Karin eleph and 5x Iori eleph, and 1 JK Karin eleph (from lessons)Today's NiggaYield is 8 Niggacoins
>>581850936Many are saying this.
>>581851398it's almost like that is why it's called lunatic stoopid
>>581851398>do the point
>>581851481Meant for >>581851346
>>581850803Your mom sucks and that's canon lul
>>581851154See >>581849532
>>581850276Either June or October 14th
>>581850147No school is deadThey just take a break for awhile
>164 keystonesI'm scared of crafting
>>581850668would
>>581851398>>581851502stop arguing you two
Guhing in Prana
>>581851230Being harder than Binah or Goz isn't exactly a high bar to clear. Of the bosses with distinct phases Yesod P1 is definitely easier than Kaiten P1 and pre-Kurumi Hovercraft P1.
coom in Nozoom.
>Eri>Erika>Serika>Serina>Erinawhen will they stop?
>>581849532I'm gonna GUHHHHH
bananena
gogurt ganggogurt ganggogurt gang
>>581850746>>581850656>retards think that everyone in a wheel chair can't move their legs and can't feel anything "She's just faking it, she's just faking it that faker, look at her this wheelchair comes right off"I feel like I have to explain how handicaps work Lotta people can move their feet a little bit but they can't stand for a prolonged period of time, or can't walk properly. Himari implies she used to be able to feel or walk more but it degraded over time.
>>581851612bros...
>>581847982>>581848857How does the rest of Hyakkaryouran feel that their kouhai is the most fertile woman in Kivotos?
Reminder that Himari wants you to rough her up
>>581851657>Yesod P1 is definitely easier than Kaiten P1Sure, but that's only because Kaiten P1 is designed around a badly executed gimmick from what is basically an entirely different era of the game's life which predated both Torment and Lunatic>pre-Kurumi Hovercraft P1Strongly disagree
>>581852008she yearns for gogurt
>>581851990She's not even the most fertile in hyakki
>>581851612>>581851937kill me...
>>581851886
>>581851937I'd pay you 800,000,000 credits for those. Bartering system when
Become Free From Your Chains.
Gonna go take a nap
Himari is made for psychological, not physical torture. Like blaming her for your children being born crippled.
>>581852235That doesn't seem like a fair trade, I'd want ligma for those
>>581852143I got almost the same amount but 300 fragment keystones instead
>>581852104holy fucking sloppa
Thermite Bing
All the same girl
If I lose weight my students will he happier?
>>581852104I said woman, not girl. Kaede is most fertile girl in Kivotos
Himari is for nipple and clit torture
>>581852454we love girls who can make silly faces
>>581852454Maybe communism isnt so bad..
Do I really need T1-T3?
What do?
>>581852473There’s one that certainly won’t
>>581852652Even communists don't believe in communism
>>581852143I thought we were supposed to save them :ospend all fragments pretty fast because they remind me of doing cheeky pulls that didn't work out
>>581852454Can't wait to learn the context behind those flowers
>>581852660depends on how many you have. I needed them
>>581852660check who uses it
Himari is for reassuring that shes still a great person, even if her body makes her think otherwise. Shes for gentle loving sex followed by spooning and staring out the window at the night sky together. Shes for protecting and cherishing until her smug mask cracks and the delicate girl underneath shows herself to you.
>MFW I see a happily married middle-aged man
>>581852740I spent one and got double pool wowow
I've been through this, you can craft maybe 150 tier 3 nodes per hour
if you loved her you'd cannibalize her
I'm gonna play fareidolia when it comes out
Good for you
>>581853036I do wanna take a huge bite out of my studentwife…
>>581853124No you're not.
>>581851937i had 730 regular keystones + 424 fragments at the start of the month and i do 6 or 7 crafts a day
>4 purple gogurtsHeehee
Yellow Kurumi
>>581853350
>>581853350you do HOW MANY crafts per day?
>>581847793please add my NA club to the rentry thanks7166
You only love Kaede for her body
>>581853563>>581853639
>>581853689I love card games and there arent very many girls who share this passion.
>>581853675Whats Mayumi doing there
>>581853850who?
pelolo…an annoying meme…
>1 purple
>>581854027It's funny because Skullman is more popular IRL
she's just like me fr fr
>>581854017Hina Lunchladina
There will come a day when those who insulted Peroro-sama will regret their words and deeds
Elves are good for you
>>581853850Trying to be relevant
>>581854147We stand with Zoos
>>581854160Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe...
Skullman>Professor Pelolo>Pelolo>....shit>ninpero>wavecat
beware of elves they are secretly plotting to take over kivotos if you need help please r
>>581854027Peroro is a forced meme.
>Yukarifags pretending she's the most fertile hyakkaedeGODS
which student would hump her wavecat pillot at night?
>>581854257Need saggers in my life.
Kokuriko is the most fertile oneShe even created a child with just her mind
what the fuck did you just fucking say about peroro, you lil' bitch
How bikers eat there sketty
>>581848427they both saw it
>>581854017How can I get Hina to feed me?
>Iroha's ass>Satsuki's teats>Ibuki's cunny>Chiaki's Chiakis>Makoto's ????
>>581854490Given that it's her favorite gift in her PJ alt, Yuuka.
/bag/ will never bond 100 kaya
>>581854186Then why is she shaped like an iron maiden?
>>581854726To keep you safe
>>581854335Event with these 3 when?
>>581854617why would baobab do this
>>581854694Cut off both your arms
>>581854490Mine of the Aomori variety
>>581854695Ego.>>581854656Please don't call it that. I'm getting flashbacks to fluffy comics.
>>581854701GUH
>>581854694Have Hina in the first place
kinder
>>581854887Imagine fluffy comics but with gookako
>>581854835
>>581854090heehee
>>581854835I'll tell you to cut your dick but you did it long agohope that makes you understand how hurtful your comment is
No more brother wars
Foomy and Nagee in Gehenna Square
citrooz cut herself in half
If you asked me "would you rather get $1 million or the ability to sleep for 10 hours once a week" I legitimately don't know which one I would pick
why does mutsuki's pupils turn red when she's angry?
>>581855525What's stopping me from sleeping for 10 hours every single day once I got the million?
>>581855636sugoi janai
>>581855694dunno about you, but for me, biology
>>581855694Inflation
>>581855763Blackout curtains, white noise machine, and a weighted blanket will knock you out for 12 hours
I'm going for it.Rank 1, Japan
>>581855449That's a circle
Thanks for the coins, losers!
Akane Love!Prepare to be purged!
>>581855763Maybe I'm old, but I can sleep almost indefinitely. Maybe go take a leak after a few hours and then right back to sleep.>>581855771I'm not afraid of jewish tricks.
Rio, you can’t keep turning into a plushie.
>23 hours leftgoodbye, plat. gold is fine too.
>>581854695All of the above
oy vey
>>581856220Stop being a shitter.
Is it true that Blue Archive lost its identity? More and more people are saying that... We are losing our hard-earned izzat...
>>581856123Imagine falling asleep in a warm bed snuggling in between Yakumo’s milkers while you doze off for 12 hours
at least he's not posting the ugly designs from the other cake.
Summer isn't over until Sept 22 so sit your pumpkin spice asses down! I'm not finished with my margarita yet!
>>581856352This confirms that peroperopero1 isnt Hifumi.
Pros and cons to marrying Yakumo?
why taxation in kivotos suddenly increased 120%??? I need to know who's behind this, maybe Yakumo knows
I can't believe we are almost entering October alreadyfucking hell stop speeding up
>8 days leftfuckso either sKasumi (sex) or the new red winter sex
Miggy
>>581856829Why didn't you roll for Kokoro
>Wake up>See this:What do?
>>581856938>skipkoro
>>581856938I am scared of plain girls (rapists)and I also didn't really think her kit was meta (I was wrong)
need toki gf so bad, same lifetime if possible
>>581857072tech her grab
>>581857113>skipping students you don't already have>skipping new students>of a new schoolyour soul is bricked
Which Izuna is better for crab? I've seen both used.
>>581857212not everyone is made out of pyros
Tonight's the night
>>581857185same
>>581857072I get Shuro pregnant
>20/20 purple drop on commissions
>>581857386get a job
>>581857412uhhh... the drops are hardcoded now, only blue reports are not guaranteed
>>581857412EXPLODE
>>581857412retard the rate is always 100% now
>>581857412that's so lucky manroll roll roll the gacha RIGHT NOW
>>581857230As long as the crane is charged youll be fine.Regular has red armor which is less to worry about.
>>581857510>"there's no way that's—"ITS REAL!?
>>581857230The wiki recommends base Izuna.
need Hina or Himari gf so bad, same lifetime if possible
>>581857185Sorry, God says only hypergamous evil foids
>>581857685Yeah, isreal
>>581857185>>581857760no you don't
>>581857659>>581857695Tryhards seem to be using sIzuna so she's prolly better for damage if she can survive.
>>581857230I've not seen summer Izuna used in any video, but I have seen regular Izuna in every videoso who knows.
i need a normals x2 week
>>581858035You just got million choice tickets.
>>581851890okay maybe she can feel a little bit but not much and not in a good way, so she's still masturbates with her nipples and doesn't care about penetrative sexthere, my headcanon is restored and my fetish for non-penetrative sex is fulfilled.
>>581857510>>581857568oh, I wasn't paying attention>>581857631I'm gonna go to the archive gacha right away!... I love you!
>>581857760I could caress and grope Himari for days nonstop
if BA students were real at least 70% of them will be foids
>>581857386put the fries in the /bag/
need yukari gf so bad, same lifetime if possible
>>581857230sIzuna is technically faster so you can use her if you have her but Izuna also works while being free and available to claim.
I went to a gacha shop in Japan and I think I could have easily spent hundred there if I had physical cash. I'm glad that virtual gacha isn't this addicting to me.
>>581858190>women irl would be foidschat is this true?
best method to acquire Toki
>>581858113nigga they are gone after I upgraded my pvp team
>>581850147so far in part2 everything is connected and foreshadowedit feels way more planned than part1 or part1.5
when I said same lifetime I meant same original age, not lifespan
>>581858113it's never enough
>>581858405the rest will take the woke pill and be lesbians, mind you
Finally maxed my BAris, the time has come and so have I
I'll laugh last cribba
>>581857394The 21st night of September
Need Nonomi wifewithin my current life cycle, if possible.
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow...
>>581858807Mine is still 5 bond levels short of perfection so nobody will bother borrowing her.
>>581848310Yesod is cool though.
>>581859147chewy...
>pina
>>581859057is she even used this raid
cute
>Pina in big 2026we call her chewy nowadays
/r/ing this image with chewy
>>581859518You literally just posted it
pantyhose supremacy.
none of the cakes is hitting the same key as BA, fareidolia's designs are not really that appealing and the game has some weird slow vibe, and the traitors game has an actual MC instead of (you) it misses the whole pointbut BA itself hasn't done anything daring in some time eitherthe future is looking grim
why is she like this
Ako's cake is the only cake I need
>>581859703Nigga they JUST killed 3 kids. What more do you want?
I don't trust elves. They don't respect my rights. Simple as.
>>581855525You would gain 30-50 hours of wakefullness a week. Imagine what you could do with that extra time. It's basically more life. I think that's worth more than 1 million which most of you would run out of within a year or two.
>>581859912And also a cat. Maybe we can kill some robots next?
Kisaki's anus
Kaya is a bitch chigga
students for this feel?
>>581859957I think that guy wants to be able to sleep longer
>>581859998I don't get it
>>581859998what kind of feeling you fucking sperg?
mean girls
>>581859957>1 million which most of you would run out of within a year or twoI would befriend my local Yakumo and use it to make more money
students for THIS feel?
>>581860140Kaya would make that mistake.
Talk me out of commissioning a picture of Yakumo coming out of the secret Red Winter tunnels.
>>581860397banazoosa
>>581859912not daring in that direction...if anything that put us in the same standard than most other games
>>581860490DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Pick one (uno)
>>581855525Definitely the later no questions askedI would only consider money if it was actual life-changing money, having $1m wouldn't change my life in a meaningful way because I'd still have to go to work long-term. But even then going from 70% awake time to 95% does seem pretty appealing.
>>581860490>commissioningbro, your sloppa generator?
>>581860645Momoka
>>581860645Yuuka or Kayoko
>>581847793Still not spooked by her, damn
>>581860645they all saw your flaccid penis
>>581860645I'm picking the canon wife
We need something daring. Like a cool collab.
>>581860645Kayoko and Himari, simple as
>>581860921>canon wifeYou're one letter off...
>>581860937DON DON
>>581860921>you look like a good Sensei
>>581860863It was not flaacid
>>581860645My slacker hag wife who pretends to not be gifted.
>>581859998>Umnitsy i umnikiStop this personalized attack against me
Salaryman ending bros, our response?
>>581861059Yeah, no way (You)'re fucking flaccid with all that adrenaline.
>>581860645>Ako not sweating when seeing Sensei dickIs she a slut?
>>581861254Also, I'm guessing trinity event soon™?
>>581860949Unbelievably based taste
>>581861041
>>581861254>Doing paperwork and odd jobs with minimum wageSensei is already a salaryman tbqh
I really thought
don't
>>581861623yeah, but he gets to be a chair for a bratty girl or lick brown feet. In real life at best he'd be blackout drunk with his boss every Friday
>>581861678stop sexualizing retards
>>581860490do it
Isn't three months a really long time for a high school student to be gone for? She's not Indiana Jones who is a professor, that's 1/12th of her entire Trinity life gone and it's implied that's not the first time she did it either.
>>581861254I really liked one ending an anon made a few months ago>unwillingly get the salaryman ending>go back to the real world>you were a teacher in your world>go to the start of school year assembly >see the audience>it's all your Kivotos students but real>a collective yell of "ohayou, Sensei!" roars >cut to black
>>581851656
>>581861812Did you forget a comma?
>>581859043I want to fuck Toki's ass
>>581861825>>unwillingly get the salaryman endingstopped reading there
>>581861316That's hot now
>>581861812no one is sexualizing you lil' gup
Russian Shigure Ui flopped
>>581861831My kuudere orphan daughter can't be this cute and lewd
Honestly the first thing I would’ve done is hug Momoka while naked
>>581861945@koharu is this safe
>>581861678But I thought?
>>581860645HanakoI still fucking love how uncomfortable most girls look in this happy end CG after everything, and then you get told afterwards that 'oh yeah btw you were NAKED running up to them with a big smile on your face'like it's just so unserious man, I love it
Sensei must have a real nice watch collection. I heard he is an expert in whoreology.
>>581861876I want to ask Toki to start taking prenatal supplements and start tracking her ovulation.
>>581861945That's a child.
>>581862029Based
https://x.com/Huet_PC/status/2102111474055569851
>Mika at the topliterally HOWI think I have her like 5 gifts half a year ago, how is she in the lead so much? That's all from headpats
click that
Sensei was not naked. Stop believing Kronos' lies.
>>581862297Considering how high your ichika is, you probably have her furniture (maybe both) which is a major contributor to how often she will be in the cafe for pats.
>>581861812Chise isn’t retarded
oh mein gott zhere is tittenfücken
>>581862297>33>with just headpats>in under a yearUnlikely
>>581862297My base Himari is like 44 all from headpats. I had two of her vending machines in both cafes for a long time for some reason.
>>581862127Yea, thats your first mistake… nword!
I sense a disturbance in the force...
>>581862428Yeah, I have her swing and her bed, but I also have Kuroko's bike. Does it really make that much of a difference? >>581862545idk man, like I said I only gave her a few gifts for a task I think
>>581860645Rinny.
when will I stop bleeding everyday, I don't think I'm going to make it /bag/ three weeks with this problem and going
>>581862909bro you're supposed to cleanse your debuffs
>>581862909Stop fighting vampires.
>>581862340https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6682595?q=sensei_%28blue_archive%29+tablet_pc+
Bro's a hemorrhage pilled bleedmaxxer.
>>581862747I dont remember the exact odds but each furniture adds a chance to have the interacting student show up, with the odds capping out with 4 copies.
>>581853267Yes I am
>>581863149>that juicy cockI got an erection.It's over for me...
>Yume comes back as lorewould you clap?
>>581863406you're begging for Hoshino to have a woman moment
>>581863142
>>581863406No. I want a full blown treasure hunt for her body parts for the resurrection.
I want to be on the receiving end of a Hoshino woman moment.
>>581863669>*episode ends*>next episode starts with this
>>581863612Blue Archive 2: Hoshino’s Quest
>>581863568
>>581863612Blue Ball Run?
>>581858128
>>581864006bro... that's a really bad name...
Aris would say this
>>581863960it was 301 yeaterday
>>581864128Nah, he's right, it fits the theme.
When will AO realize the consequences of its actions?
Do you think Haruka is pretty?
>>581864523>grabs her stupid face
>>581864562The pretties.
code charlie
read your momos sensei
>>581864483>80's style unc art>2020's style faggot twink MCShit nigger, what are you doing...
>>581864562Yeah? What kind of question is that?
>>581864483I cant self insert into that guy
>>581864706crowd control?
>>581864562She cute.
>>581864763It's actually early 00's style unc art and early 00's style faggot twink MC.
>>581864847What do you mean? He looks exactly the type of guy that's primed for insertion.
>>581864763They already abandoned the dishonest art style
>>581860490>>581860730>>581860594>>581861820I JUST DID IT LMAO
>>581865252That's not a commission what the fuck
>>581865252bro i hope you didn't pay more than 0.01 cents for this slop
>>581865187Oh... So they got nothing then?Bald move. Let's see if it pays off.
>>581865170He is too handsome and also not me
>>581865252
>>581864706>ccwell at least you didn't say the forbidden words
>>581865252I'm not even anti-slop but this is just awful. even locals models do much better than this shit nowadays
>>581849879Gogurtconnected students
>>581865252This shit is so ass.
Charlie Papa
I need them as students.
>>581864483the defense squad is hilarious lol>h-he just looks like a tired averageguyNIGGA YOUR "GOAT" MADE THE M.C. A RAPEBAIT TWINK FAGGOT LMFAOOOOOOOOO
>>581865527
>>581849879Why does it randomly do this weird red background if you put uncensored in the prompt?
>>581865527You wouldn't breed an iPad would you?
>>581865675 you are responding to a falseflagger cuh
>>581862428Does Ichika not have her own furniture?
>When cleansed, it will buff your students for more ATK and ATK SPD for 35s, and debuff crab for 5% DMG taken per debuff cleansed>Erika is top pick for here, since she can cleanse 3 at once. Otherwise, single cleanse is still very useful for the buffIs the buff stackable if you cleanse it one by one, or do you need to cleanse it all at once for it to count like that?
>>581865581This is just NANA for 2020s female faggots (fagguettes)
>>581865581Well it's a reference to NANA so trust me, you don't
>>581865854The 5% stacks, the attack and attack speed do not
>>581865668did you forget the reactions from yaoi artists to the reveal of anime sensei's design already
Gate Philosophy Club when?
>>581864483Ao did nothing wrong
>>581865940Yes, he is also a faggot twink, albeit not as bottom coded. Your point?
>>581865940that’s why ba is better for not using that kind of design, anal fellatio has that as the mc’s actual design
>>581859341Hnnnnngg
>>581865940>you hate that design? what about this design you also hate?Okay?
>>581866150is this fanfic even translated?
>>581865675You forgot your "guh">>581865683With the Charlie on the screen, yes. Purana will just have to put up with me
>>581865252this one is better
>>581865581Doesn't Luna having a unique halo prove that students can distinguish each other's halos? How do disguises work in Kivotos then? Or does sensei hallucinate halos even on fictional characters?
>>581865351Just the team that got BA to the peak. Let's see indeed.
>>581865934Ok thanksI've checked the students and I don't know what team I'll use desu>Aru and Izuna are both ue30 and not maxed >bEimi is 3* and not built I kinda wonder if I can do tor in the first place, I might just settle for whatever insane I can clear
I got that reference...
>>581866463i prefer the kayoko doing the spiderman dance
Is this going to be geburah situation, where if you don't have (non-Otogi) foxes, you're stuck doing extreme?
>>581866584Most "creative types" are only functional if kept on a very short leash. With time you'll come to understand that too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1s2E6hXU_M
>>581866494I'm sure the in-universe justification would be that a Student CAN see a distinct Halo if they focus hard enough, but normally they don't really pay attention.
>>581866584>just the team that got BA to the peakI can't believe the entire BA development team left to make AO instead, truly shocking!
>>581866917Yeah, but the funny part is that there is already a few auto attackers in the game, the issue is that auto attacking damage is a total meme so few players are likely to have one built outside of Kuroko.
>>581866917You could do geburah insane without the idolsand you could do drumbarka insane without the foxes
>>581866917No, you can do insane with Eimi instead of Kurumi and Mari instead of Niko. But torment is hopeless.
help
>>581867000>TripsIt's over. It's all truly over. Only the EoS stains the horizon.
>>581867160CHIAKI! I TRUSTED YOU!
>>581867000Oh please, you know full well that some people are more important than others in every workplace. Team leads which were in charge of worldbuilding, setting, overall writing, character design, art, PVs.You can hate them, but trying to lessen their contribution is pathetic. Don't bring up dumb shit if you don't want to hear logic.
SOCIETY FUCKING OWES ME A VIRGINAL JK WIFE TO START A FAMILY WITH AND I’VE JUST ABOUT FUCKING HAD IT WITH JEWS PREVENTING ME FROM FINDING HAPPINESS
>>581866584They sure ran out of creativity if all they can do is copy characters and plot beats from their previous work
>>581867287Corncerning... BA is over...
>>581847793where chocobanan...?
sha
>>581866150she made me horny and didn't take responsibility
HahahaLet the sparks flyHahahaThere's no such thing as maybeBurn it like it's fadingNo more hesitatingLet the sparks fly babyDrive it like ya racingYou can call me crazyI'm just tired of waitingLet the sparks fly babyGive me one if it's realAnd two if you can feel itGive me three signs that you're awakeIt only takes one sparkFor two to fall apartAnd three more to blow it awayGive me one if it's realAnd two if you can feel itGive me three signs that you're awakeIt only takes one sparkFor two to fall apartAnd three more to blow it awayLet me take you into the lightThere's nowhere to hideThere's nothing but darkness left hereShake it off and let's take a rideCause heaven's not far awayAnd I'm not gonna leave you hereThere's no such thing as maybeBurn it like it's fadingNo more hesitatingLet the sparks fly babyDrive it like ya racingYou can call me crazyI'm just tired of waitingLet the sparks fly babyGive me one good reasonTwo more to believe inAnd three shots at why I should waitCause I got one more matchTwo strikes leftYou got 'til three to get out of my wayGive me one if it's realAnd two if you can feel itGive me three signs that you're awakeIt only takes one sparkBut two to fall apartAnd three more to blow it awayLet me take you into the lightThere's nowhere to hideThere's nothing but darkness left hereShake it off and let's take a rideCause heaven's not far awayAnd I'm not gonna leave you hereThere's no such thing as maybeBurn it like it's fadingNo more hesitatingLet the sparks fly babyDrive it like ya racingYou can call me crazyI'm just tired of waitingLet the sparks fly baby
society doesn't own you anything, who do you think you are?
I know /bag/ would choose the faggot son
>>581867287Damn, and here I though the AO MC would be the gayest thing I'll see today.
>>581867350I didn't say that. The existing work can be built upon by others. All I said is they brought it to the peak, which is an objective statement.
>>581867327Studentwife?
>>581867439Im literally God’s gift to little girls
>>581867327>jk >virginal bro...
>>581867439Get him, Midori.
>>581867541Corncerning...
>>581866801<3
>>581867541You can't say you've reached the peak until you're done climbing the mountain
Society doesn't owe me anything, so I don't owe society anything either.
Did I hear concern?
>>581867739The GOAT
>>581867712Climbing implies going up.>>581867691Look, I didn't start this. All you had to do was report >>581864483 for off-topic and ignore it. But you couldn't help yourself and now you're hurt.
Just as a reminder that AssOral did very badly at TGS
>>581867739You were born indebted to society. You will work countless years in order to pay that debt back. Only after you've paid everything back, you can them start working for yourself.
>>581867908>Don't comment on this comedy gold!Nah, I like goofy ass shit like this.
>>581866949Adderall and this suck, how did the go from We Are Not Your Kind kino to that?https://youtu.be/JGNqvH9ykfA?si=oKrK-8VueP5xPJUJ
>>581868159
>>581868068Source? By what metric? Legitimate questions.
>watch Drumbarka guide>think to myself wait, isn't this just a Daimyo Hermitaur huntHeehee
>>581868287It came to him in a dream
>>581868258
PROOFS!? DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE PEER REVIEWED STUDY TO BACK THAT CLAIM!?
>>581868167You can't make me work! Nooooo!
can you stop using my wife to shitpost pls
Which student would give the best head, and why is it Azami?
>>581868542Don't marry the shitpost queen then.
>>581868542That's my wife actually.
>>581866584BA only reached its peak this year though
>>581867705First the fake flags, now the fake president, huh? Purana has good eye
can you start using my wife to shitpost pls
Shitpost life with shitpost wife
>>581868598It's Izumoo actually, you know what they say...
>>581866150
>>581868287>seiafag couldn't prove it likethere's no difference between seiafags and the numonkey
>>581868287>Turn based >Mobile only>Swapslop>Chara gacha with constellations>Weapon gacha with refinements>Umamusume support card gacha>gigachad male NPC>twink MC>Devs yuribaiting the characters>low budget>underpowered>button mashing gameplay>delayed to an undefined 2027 date
>>581868794>you know what they say...THE MORE THE MERRIER
>>581868929
>>581868929Brown
>>581868963Do you need a link to the definition of metric
can you start shitpost to my wife pls
>>581869024I'm not timestamping the whole TGS event for you but keep coping
>>581868929Concerning statement
>>581869024Ah, sorry. Target audience median IQ.
>>581869162Timestamps for what? Do you still not know what the word means?
The fact Iroha got fes is undeniable proof BA is better than ever. Before she didn’t even get alt sprites because the game used to be that poorly managed.
>>581868963>>gigachad male NPCI haven't seen anything of the sort>>low budget>>underpowered>>delayed to an undefined 2027 dateSource?Just so we're clear, I want it to fail, but I can't shit on it without concrete reasons
>>581868542
>>581866801need this plana so bad
>>581868169You like it when 1 off-topic post turns into 50?
>>581869242>he hasn't seen what they have been trying to hideIt's been a total shitshow
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>581869350Is that... a male NPC!?Oh no I'm being cucked!!!
>>581869350but that's colonel Sanders
>>581869327Of course. As long as it's entertaining. You are here for my amusement after all.
>>581869350That's Santa Claus
>>581869464good thing there are none in BA... Oh wait
>>581869350cuckoral bros not like this...
>>581869432>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.fine have the other medal
It's time to exercise Sensei!
>>581869350My colonel
>>581869464>males are suddenly good when it's not in Blue ArchiveAnd i'm glad they aren't coming back
Real non-shitposting question:Has it been confirmed Isakusan is working on othercake?
>>>/v/748184121Now your posting the biting image on /v/?FUCK YOU!I said I don't like it.
>>581869464seagroes and chinks being so fragile that a male npc shattering their confidence will never not be funny
>>581869770Yeah there's an interview with hwansang
>>581869350>
>>581869516Isn't there a dead general on /vmg/ you're running late for?
>>581869778kek
>>581869770Real non-shitposting answer:I don't care enough to even check, but it's funnier to pretend.
>>581869350I thank Kim everyday for understanding the pain of heterosexual men in the gacha sphere
>>581869516All male NPCs in BA are non human. I don't know why you keep trying to imply that there is no difference
>>581869884Why would I post in a general when the game's not out yetI'm just commenting on the game I am currently playing in the thread of said game, BA. Which has male NPCs.
>>581869779Go back
>>581869770Newbabu... how new are you?
>>581869718That makes it seem like Kim was tardwrangling a bunch of incompetent idiots into doing something good.
>>581869350Why is he a gigachad though LMAO. The same thing happened with Stella Sora
Bros I'm concerned.... PFFT SIKE
>>581869981Oh they're human alright. They're just designed like that to protect fragile flowers like you.
Not going to drag it out any more but I will say if you play Blue Archive and come out not sexualising the underage characters, you have fundamentally misunderstood the core message of the entire ser
Concerning
>>581869516>troon trying xis best to hide the fact they’re mad ba doesn’t have lgbtslop
>>581869350>starting off with a KFC collabOkay now I'm jealous
Anyone here have cheat engine? Does the BA anti-cheat prevent you from running the game even if you're not actively running cheat engine as an active process?
>>581870030Too subtle?
>>581869350My zinger boxes...
>>581867090>>581867148Neat. The autoattackers I actually have, so hopefully insane is good enough for plat in NA.
>>581869982Yeah yeah, bozo. Pack your bags and run back home.
>>581869350He's just like me...
>>581870128Iroha in v1c2 status?
>>581869432
Even Purana likes the real me...
>>581869778
I'm concerned too What happened to slipknot :(
Every time AnalOral does something to make me care it also does something to make me forget about it immediately. It's completely directionless, it started with little witch academia JCs and now it's about JK yuribait and heckin E33 parries? Now I see why Nexon shut down the traitors' ideas.
No...They stole my zingers...
>>581870224This is my home. I just think it's stupid to dismiss something that was made by the same guys as BA out of some company loyalty. I don't know about you but I don't own any Nexon stocks.
>>581870330Slipknot has like 1 good song
>>581870193Even in JP half of the plat slots were insane. But you might have to critmald a bit depending on how it goes.
>>581870384I wish I had saved any of the zinger meme images
i hate subtles
>>581870251Making tranny freaks like you seethe
I want to be evil with plana and she'd ask for more
>>581870387Uh-huh. I don't think I stuttered.
>>581870330What happened?
I'd so tired of being concernedI just want to be happy
>>581870407You mean 6 good albums
>>581870510You mean 3 good albums?
Slipknot is fine and all but they did have that one AGP musical video
BA's peak was Volume F 3 years ago and it hasn't been surpassed since.
>>581870387It’s clearly not on the same level as BA and it’s not related to BA, so I don’t see why you want to try spamming it here other than you being upset BA doesn’t have your dogshit
Is Crab insane doable if I didn't invest in my Goggy?
>>581870632Forgot your gookako, bro
>>581870487You should be mad at the person who started the conversation buddy
>>581870703Yes. In fact replacing her with dHina is faster for insane.
>>581870735He can go with you if that the trip back home better for you.
>>581870703Should be fine
>>581870703as long as you have eimi or do use aru/dhina
>>581870817Can I get that in English?
>>581870592>>581870691can't stop the thoughts
>>581870646overall the peak of BA has definitely been 2026
What even are the top students for crab?
>>581870646EX was better overall and it's only kneecapped by the sequelbait ending.
Spent 2 hours deleting my cringe tweets from 5 years ago. Student for this feel?
>>581870817Arona can you translate this post?
>>581870852doesn't beat the AI art allegations
>>581870985Kazusa
>>581871000
>>581870923It's not a good path
>>5818710493rd world loves AI art for some reason so it makes sense they'd use it for that image
>>581870646Volume EX would've been better if they didn't kill off the decabrats. And they won't be revived since they never had a mystic.
If you aren't paying attention with your keyboard presses, it's possible to accidentally spell out "jihadi" instead of "koharu", the difference being 1 key button in distance for most letters.I just thought that was interesting
>>581871040Fuck off.
>>581870852>playing lgbt games>making low quality indian slop much like those games>daring to think they have a right to even mention Blue Archivekek
>>581871058That's spot on, thanks. You made my day.
>>581870923can't stop false flagging*
>>581870946if BA is at its peak then why the JP player data from the anniversary streams keep going down every year?
>>581871182>for some reasonYou know exactly the reason
>>581871285I mean you can just look at when Pandemonium fes and the Gehenna volume happened. Before BA wasn’t able to have that kind of stuff so it’s definitely improved a lot.
>>581871095What happens at the end of the road?
>>581870979My rating of chapters7.5/8.5/8.5/10 vs 7/8/2
>>581871265Didn't you see the Iroha x Makoto news?
>>581870958>Fox squad + bArsiu, Himari + sNagi>sSeia + dHaruka + Izuna + sHoshino, Erika + Rio2T tor. You also have a third team that uses boshino/Kuroko/mSuzoom or something like that for clean up.
>>581871285Because raids are getting kinda stale.
>>581871429Wow! That means it must have been the best performing fes of all time, right?
>>581871429>Pandemonium fesyou mean the worst fes this game has ever had?
>>581871285>why the [...] data [...] keep
>it's another Indian spammer vs Irohaschizo episodeI'm tired, boss.
>>581871452Uhhhh, bro...Your mask...
I find it funny how hard Irohafes mindbroke the troons after they spent months coping that she wouldn’t be fes. Goes to show how pitiful the freaks that hate BA are.
Nexon gonna buy the rights from Bluefield (when it's ready) and then will revitalize the franchise with it, let's see who laugh last when the Buraka expanded universe flourish
>>581870330Iowa expresses how I feel about flat chested students quite well
>>581869350so they know how real men look like, why is the MC a twink? wtf
Anyone else feeling corncerned?>Max limit of image replies has been reached.AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Oh its Monday, thats why he's working so hard.
>>581871645>Irohafes mindbroke the troonswhat the fuck are you even talking about
>>581871676Seamonkeys and chinks won't like it if the mc isn't a twink.
>>581871676They know what real men wantgookako under futon.jpg
>>581871645Let them seethe
Serina owes me a nursing handjob
>>581871519>>581871608Yeah it was definitely the best fes. I guess you were about to post an indian chart as an attempt at proof it wasn’t, but that would’ve just been you making yourself look even more foolish
>AO doesn't need to do the they/them bullshitit's over. they've already won
>>581871757don't reply to or try to comprehend the creature, just ignore
Both vol F and vol EX were too full of edgeshit to be good. BA is only good at doing slice of life stories, which only got better with time. The best main story is vol 3 without a single shred of doubt.
>>581871645retard
>>581871676I have a legit question now, how old are you? It is impossible for a person to not know macho butler archetype who serves an ojou-sama heroine, unless you're a super zoomer. It's in so many works.
>irohafes>mindbreaking troonsthey were the reason xitter screencaps are filtered in /bag/ due to the Makoto shipping
>>581871851I know it makes sense in the context but seeing a complaint about they/them then they in the next sentence is funny to me
>>581871858Vol.3 has Arius and Arius' very existence implies a heaploads of edgeshit.
>>581871886You're mega coping again
>>581871859Yep they’re definitely retarded to think they ever stood a chance against BA and heterosexuality in general
>>581871645It was hilarious watching them switch excuses as Fes got closer and closer
>>581871858Acceptable opinion, but EX is not edgeslop, it's religion slop and they're really milking the payoff.
>>581871463I don't have D.Haruka and Erika, what do I pick?
>>581871802you didn't forgetgj
>>581871645This guy is the only based """"""schizo"""""""
(𐫱,ó ヮ ó„)Yukari—————————————-I am Yukari!
>>581871443Unspeakable ebil....
>>581872054Erika
>>581872157>>581872157>>581872157
>>581872035The Neru shorts cope gave me second hand embarassment for them
>>581872138And who do I use instead of Haruka?
>>581872054https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/The_Library_of_Lore:_Drumbarka#Unit_recommendations
>>581872224This is why you were supposed to roll Erika and borrow Haruka...
>>581872224Edgeshino
>>581872010Install Majikoi. It's cultural heritage.
>>581872003Yes, but it had enough SoL moments to balance that out.>>581872050Religionslop implies edgeslop.
>>581872546Reread Blue Archive and you'll see Pissakusan when he was under a leash doing good work.
>>581872684A butler telling me to fuck ojou-sama is no different from the bird bitch telling me to fuck ojou-sama.Literally the same thing.
>>581866949holy cope
>>581872808nta but i am impressed by your coping skills
>>581872972I didn't see you bitching when our students were sent to another gacha with a marriage system and romantic lines. As I recall, you said the ones complaining are stupid chinks.
>>581872856NO U!
>>581873091damn, you destroyed him
>>581872808Luna is into ojisans lol
>>581873091>/bag/ is one person
>>581876184That's not her albeitever
