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Flash wife.
>>581855439My favorite anime? Uma Musume: Pretty Derby of course!
Another of my favourite animes
>>581855584
Is Verxina's trainee more dense than Gold City's trainer?
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wahey
Satono Diamond!
S rank isn't for kids
>>581855558after I unlock Fuji, ima get Flash
some of you guys are alright don't queue at reset
>>581855558Where can one get a Flash wife?
Just waiting for a teiobro to drop the vilest list of hentai porn as his favourite anime
holy crap i made it to 1 million titty points for the first time after getting demoted twiceMachan get the camera!
>>581855659don't do that to my wife
For me, it's unironically Saki.
>>581855353>he snacked
please do not post random out of context screenshots of my club, thanks.
>>581855720a cute!
>>581855773DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND
>>581855782Here is my favorite doujinshi of all time https://exhentai.org/g/444703/d39f66bb04/
for anyone wanting some drama V just quit uma&co lol
Who's the Pretty and who's the Derby?
>>581855782Best I can offer is Marshmallow Imouto Succubus. I dont even like it for the imouto though
Finally happy with my 2 aces, danchud I will finally do my fan runs
>27/30oh no no no no no
>>581856039Hayahide and Tickezo
>>581855665Verxina's problem arises from the pressure of being the oldest sister of her noble family, so when she starts losing to Gentildonna she starts to panic that she might lose that "oldest sister" title because she thinks she only has that title because she's the number 1 in everything. Trainer fixes that, but since the problem is rooted in family issues he now thinks Verxina is a hardcore family woman. I've only read chapters 1 to 4 btw, not the career.
>>581855956ICH LIEBE DEUTSCHLAND!
>>581855956It's expensive to go there...
Please refrain from discussing penises in this thread. Thanks!
>>581855956AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD
>>581856039Sume and Umamu
my favorite uma koikatsu modder has been gone for like half a year alreadythe others just can't measure up against him
>>581855782Let Mommy Take Care of It isn't that vile, though
>>581856039Ticket is both pretty and dahby
hey>>581855673Goodnight babydachi
>>581856154It's pretty nice though. Especially down south near the alps
>>581856186Would she vote for AfD?
>Tachyon suddenly decides to switch to a mile race and kill my runOkay? That didn't happen in like 4 of my earlier runs with her
>>581856178
>>581856263
Surely this thread will be less gay, right?
>>581855782Jimmy the giant frog isn't all of that though...
>>581855963>KyonkoKYONKO MY BELOVED>>581855342The last time I went there for anime was during Medalist and during my weekly SAMBA Tensei Ojisan, and it was such a fun time. I'm always there during Christmas and NY r/a/dio though
>germans[-]
>>581856417>VERY traditionalPotentially. That, or CDU/CSU.
>>581856417she's autistic, not stupid
>6.5% chances to MLB a card with 200 pullsI never noticed how bad it is
>>581856452>He let her mood go down
>>581856039>PrettyHayahideDaiwaSeiunKris SOpera O>DerbyTickezoVodkaSpechudGimletAyabe
>>581856489>posts the gayest uma
>4/5 arima rooms had at least 2 stam debuffersit's so fucking over
Eishin is only interested in p*lish trainers
>>581855673Sleep tight babydachi
uhh bwos?
>>581856620It's actually 50/50. Either you get it or you don't.
Fuck me I accidentally qualified to group A its so over
So if I'm understanding this right, I don't have to do the Takarazuka Kinen on classic year but do it in senior year instead since either one counts? And if they're all just +3, does it mean that both my parents didn't have those races?
>>581855782https://exhentai.org/g/399802/e13b31601f/This is a classic.
I hate g*rmans
>>581856748Yeah?
this works i think
Leave the club drama posting to Curren posters please, this is just painful to watch
>>581856954>29/30what happened
>>581856921Everyone does. It's just Flash who gets an exception.
damn just got my spark reroll funds back
How much more Flash should we post
>>581857004U****...
>GIVE ME ATTENTION REEEEEENyo.
>>581856178I love it too much not to </3
>>581856864I prefer the one with the lolis in the beach.
I love my genius wife!
>>581857015Why do you shoop screenshots about the club I am in? There are easier and honorable ways to get (You)s
>>581856864Absolute peak artist, though this is the one I like from him the most https://exhentai.org/g/894037/aa12f53bce/
>>581855782[Kaeru wa Nani Yatte mo Erai!! (Manyuu Kaeru Taisuke Sansei)] Beauty and the Ugly Bastard (This Ain't No NTR)
>GIVE ME ATTENTION REEEEEENyes.
I wish Germans were real
>>581857076Is xis dick broken from HRT?
>>581857059Ja
How come they made this horse so damn pretty?>>581857285Ok
>>581855782https://exhentai.org/g/886295/f9a2bfb075/I'm not even into this tag, but I found this hot the first time I saw it back in the days that I still remember it
>>581856864holy BASED classic
>>581856864https://exhentai.org/g/20260/e4d4276484/Not old enough to be a classic.
>>581857004I for one would like to see more so >>581857012should get to it
>>581855782Front InnocentShoujo RamuneImouto de Ikou
Have I said how much I like my club and how comfy it is?
Eris > Roxy > Sylphie
>>581856417AfD is probably too weak for her
>>581856263>both pretty and derby>spechud is the face of the franchise instead
@bf
>>581857347I love how that artist draws her hair
>>581857317Don't stop can't stop. He is a handsome lad.
>>581857570>ShirokishiI hate that AI slopper so much
>>581857549All of the parties suck but it's probably the best chance the country hasBerlin is about to become even more unlivable
>>581857321finally a certified teiobro post
>>581856864https://exhentai.org/g/3559265/d28cc7b098/This is my favourite one, but it's still ongoing
>>581857441I have never seen an innocent front runner they are all guilty of something
gute nacht
>>581857570
>>581857503
>>581857570in progress
spes
>>581857792Schlaf gut digga
>>581857549Soooooooooooo Flashu is a NPD type?>>581857682Thank fuck I moved out of that shit hole 20 years ago for family reasons.>From SPD, to CDU hyper lies and fuckery, to literal leftiesHilarious shit>>581857792Schlaf jut.
>>581857792Night Flashbro!
>>581857612>i wish i had a horse cock. literalI have seen some art of horsecock torena banging trainees, its probably based on that theory male trainers are sons of retired umas
If we fiinally go to russia I would commit warcrimes the world has not yet seen. and rape some nonnies while doing them
>>581857792Träum von Flashsex, gwo.
>>581857503the club chibis are too cute
>>581857920I lived in Berlin 6 years ago and it was honestly okay, but I cannot imagine how much it's deteriorated. There were already entire neighborhoods I refused to even go to
any cuties
>Other Flash posters are actually German.>I just really like Flash.Huh....
>>581858118Fuku is never cute
>>581857682your leaders real germans you even more than mine do me. Maybe even more than Nigel's hate him. I'm sorry, krautanon. Hope you guys get better soon
>>581855782Sharing our stash? I like this thread alreadyhttps://exhentai.org/g/24612/24bd6ef8e2/warning: almost as old as this site
>>581858024Why are we going to Russia
>>581858250diesel
>>581858187>filter updatedthanks, faggot
>>581858325wtf mambo is a nazi?
does umama actually take HRT?
>>581858238I actually live in America now where it's basically the same thing
/ourgirl/
>>581858187If you look like this leave a contact
>>581858180>how much it's deterioratedGoing by the street/area I've lived in for the first 14 years of my life... Not great. That side street is a dead shit hole now, apparently so is the one my grandmother lives, full of "them".Back in the day the worst you had to worry about was "Türkische Viertel", now it's half the city.>>581858196>characters attract people of their associated nationalitiesNO WAY, WHAT!?
>>581858423yes
>>581858226Shiraoki is gonna rape you nigga
>>581858531proof?
>>581858508>>characters attract people of their associated nationalities>NO WAY, WHAT!?is this why all the americans like Grass
>>581858325Kill them all, Mambo!
>>581858625
>>581858196She's so hot, not even being German can ruin her.
I'm British
>>581858752why is the discord name censored?
>>5818586024 and Fuku fucking dies!
odds I stay soberevens I pour some limoncello
>>581858845Her clubdacchis aren't evil enough to doxx that
>>581858024He пpихoди ты тyт нaм нe нyжeн
>>581858857>7
>>581858886You get drunk on limoncello? Are you 12?
>>581858886drunk for boy love
>>581856863The parents I've building apparently are giving me 125 and 117 affinity. Is that good enough? Trying to get one with Long/Front and Groundwork.
>>581858947Women post here, anon
>>581858508Yeah I lived in Schöneberg, I saw them toss lit cigarettes into trashcans and trash on to the street daily. I think the fire department came to my street at least once a week. There are nice places like Steglitz and Dahlem so I loathe fact that those places may turn into migrant camps. On the other hand döner actually is fantastic
>>581858926so you made it all up and edited a screenshot of her posting a race result and some unrelated discord person
>>581859012I doubt anyone here has, or has experienced a vagina
>>581859118nice test tube babyor incel section
>>581858423>Schizo meltdowns>Want men to take advantage of him>AGPWhat do you think anon
>>581859118you'd be surprised
Touching Machitan
>>581859014Easy solution: Move to a place filled with rich liberals, for some reason the camps never touch those places. Really weird that.>döner actually is fantasticDepending on the store, as the quality can change WIDELY, all the more so these with with the insane pricing.
>>581859118I'm unironically divorced in my 30s
>>581859225that could just be anyone here
we have people who unironically pulled for Air Shakur yet you still don't believe there are women in this general
>>581859584Women and Germans aren't real.
>>581859118Why humiliate yourself to attract women? Become a woman yourself and be a happy wife!
dozo
>>581859584The thing is that only the women wanna-be attentionwhore while the actual foids only foidpost when the thread reaches that point so you don't perceive them.
>>581859584The biological women pulled for McQueen and all her alts
>>581859701that's it, I'm visiting Tomakomai
>>581859470
>>581859701I feel like I should go somewhere, but I'm not sure...
>>581859674I wish that were true
>>581859701
>>581859674I don't get it
>>581855665umm, gold city's trainer is not densewhat gave you that impression?isn't he doing his best to keep the boundary city wants between them as trainer and trainee?
>>581859389You'll see that in America too like Seattle, San Francisco, DC... I'm sure the rest of the western world does the same thingI lucked out so I just went to the same place every day. If you're ever unfortunate enough to be in Berlin go to the place directly across the street from the s bahn Schöneberg exit
>>581858782I'm pretty sure one of my clubdacchis is British>>581859443Sorry for your loss
good night, faggots
>>581860075gn danchou *smooch*
>>581855782Isekai Harem MonogatariSaimin SeishidouHentai HavenImaizumin-chi wa Douyara Gal no Tamariba ni Natteru Rashii
>>581859781L-let's go Rickey!
The woman could be any one of us... it could you. It could be me! It could even be the fenomeno poster... actually yea that's her
>>581860230they are among us
>>581855782Digitan would smell her own socks
>>581860230Actually it's the Katsuragi Ace poster.
>4chan>w*manretard
>>581860230
>>581859940You are Gerwin Mühlburger
>>581860303Holy foid coded club
>>581860303I'd rather join Uma&Co than this
I'm literally Ayabe lol
>>581859118Have you SEEN what women are up to nowadays?
>>581860440Its the truth
>>581860508Then I want to rape you and leave you as a single mother.
you can't assume someone's gender based on their umafor instance, i'm a bona fide, old-fashioned straight man, and my oshi is air shakur
>>581860628
>>581860628I believe you bro
You can do the rump shaker huh? The Air Shakur
Roughly how long are the story events? I mean watching the stories front to back on auto.
>>581859993Ironically, S-Bahn is the part I'm nostalgic about the most, even tho using one feels like you're using a third world nations transportation system.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTWEuchIUDMBesides that, I try to avoid leaving my home out of laziness, but thank you for the offer.
niggas be like "I like ugly umas like shakur, ayabe, and pearl, and will remind you every single thread. but I will never ever ever roll for them since they're not meta"
>>581860563Since when is Paizurilane infiltrating our gacha?
>>581860562I don't think I care enough, they seem to be content on destroying themselves
>gay shakur
>>581860828>on autono idea, I like to click when I read a line, prob can take you 2-3 hours
>>581860873>including ayabe with uggos like shakur and pearlI approve of this subtle troll
>>581860971bwo the voice acting?and no way is a single story even 3 hours
no one is falling for that
>>581861002reminder that when she came out there were like 2 posts showing rolls and not a single one talking about her story despite it being oh so sad and depressing
JUST START ROUND 2GET IT OVER WITHTHE WAIT IS KILLING ME
>>581861047Oh, I thought you meant the main story.The normal events shouldn't take that long, but again I click to pass dialogue. You can probably watch 1 segment and then multiply that by 10 in how long it takes you.
>>581861239just go to bed sisyou dont want to queue at round 2 reset anyway
why would I talk about her story when I already experienced it in jp 5.5 years ago
>>581859584>anons (not many but some) pulled for Shakur>3dpd ningen women don't come to /uma/both of these are true statements. I will not believe there's a foid here until she posts tits. Till then "she" can gtfo
no one cares CM autist shut the fuck up holy shit
7 and I'll french kiss Super Creek's tits
>>581858990Guess these hours aren't good?
>>581861517FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. IT WAS SUPOOSED TO BE MY TURN TK BREASTFEED ON CREEKU'S TITS TODAY. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>581859674testo
>>581861517ehhhhhhhh
you're right, there are no women hereonly good girls, like me!
>>581861517Lucky son of a bitch
The first career I ever played was Admire Vega's. I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the career, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I played Aston Machan next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these careers left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these careers gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture.
>>581860902Since forever.
>>581860303>seven bricked accounts
>>581858990nta, but to get double circles, you need 150if 117 is just one parent, then you will easily hit the 150 affinity score with two of your parent umas
YO CAN THE FUCKING CARDS FINISH THEIR FUCKING EVENTS????????????WHAT'S THE POINT OF BURROWING THEM IF THEY WON'T GIVE THE FUCKING GOLDEN SKILL????????rant over :3
Less than a week since I started trying to build CM20 aces & I am already so done with it allI know I can get to A Finals easily so I'll just settle for that...Torture
>reddit gold>thinks his garbage matterslmao
>>581860628what do you like about Shakur? not hating, genuinely curious
I swear I've hit every negative event Halo can get in this one run, I've gotten 4 so far
>>581861683I'm getting like 50 something. I assume it gets halved when you select it as a parent?
we just got rid of the chiyoliberal and now there's another STD ridden gay nigga avatarfag, this thread will never know peace
you can tell that tung tung shakur is a good uma design because its not generic waifu enough for people to agp post as her
>>581861763She is LITERALLY me
>>581861751>I know I can get to A Finals easilman that'd be nice........
TUNG TUNG SHAKUR
>>581861649how many upvotes did this get on reddit
>>581861763I get free (Yous) for pretending to like her
>>581855665I'm like 70% sure he's not dense, he's doing it on purpose
>>581861667Sometimes I ponder opening up Azur Lane again, I miss the huge tits.
Pearl's boobs
>have a 9* stamina parent that I have to stop using because I keep getting spooked by mediums from the parent while I'm training for longsthanks I hate it
Why the fuck are these girls beefing with their own marketable plushiesAre they retarded?
I REJECT MY HUMANITYI'M GOING IN
woa
>>581862117>are these GIRLS (FEMALE, WOMAN) RETARDED!?
non-xoguri non-debuff bros, report in
>>581862136still an hour and a quarter to go bwo
>>581861948
>>581855665I mean gold city is straight up just mean to him and being an ugly bastard his self esteem is probably below zero
>>581862204useless
>>581861767I just got the exact same event AGAIN, just 2 turns after
>>581861683I'm cycling through that Maru and Falco and while I train the other trying to get a good Suzuka to use. That borrow I have is really good in terms of skills and sparks but it read I think 96 grade bonus? What does that mean in terms of the affinity I get with it if it says 69 and 61?
Is xoguri late good for next cm? Have lower stam req and good skills (inside scoop + winter runner + small breather etc). Planning to just use her ult as midrace speed then gamble with claw forward + nimble
>>581860562>the downfall of modern civilization can be traced back to the advent of women's rightsOh...>>581860931Sure that's fine but they're destroying everything BUT themselves, that's the issue
>>581861763i like women who play hard to get
>>581862434uhh your king looks a little weird...
there's an alternative to women you know...
>>581862549Sooooooo 90% of all woman?
>>581862445as good as any other late afaik, they all rely on claw forward
>>581862434Your free trial period of umamusume ended.
>>581861917If you have KSB MLB + LH + either Tachyon or FM MLB all you need is just the knowledge of what skills to prioritize & some elbow grease Gambare
>>581862638Sexbots
>>581862638I already had my dick sucked by another dude, it's nice but I like tits too much.
>>581862482women can be okay sometimesdid you know that if women could not vote in 1940's germany, the nazi party would not have enough votes to get hitler into the chancellorship?
>>581862658shut it doto
>>581862638women are more loyal than gay bottoms unironically
>>581862750fine then
This uma clanker is finally mine
>>581862785Hitler was already chancellor by the 1940's
sex with my chubby chuddy son
>>581862253curren would do thislook how humiliated Ayabe is, what is wrong with Curren
>>581862785>women were ruining the world even in the 1930swe should've known and taken a step back
>>581862884sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>581862314I've wasted most of my day and I'm fucking pissed, I wasn't taking any chances.
>>581862785Bold of you to think that was a factorAnd even if it was, cute that you think they wouldn't have won with illegitimate methods, just like any socialist-commie party do
>>581862706>If you have KSB MLB + LH + either Tachyon or FM MLB all you need is just the knowledge of what skills to prioritize & some elbow greaseI hope you're wrong because if you're not it means I'm complaining too much
>>581862785Hitler became the German chancellor in 1933
decentwould've preferred stam
>>581862785>Adolf Hitler became the chancellor of Germany on January 30, 1933.At least TRY to lie convincingly
are there any late larrys here?I'm a front frank so idk what affinity you're supposed to aim for with this setup, looks ok I think. since 400 is front territoryno more borrows for today so can't improve them but at least they have long pinks
>>581863153looks fine. Dober being Tiara instead of crown kinda fucks over your affinity on one side always, unless you do manual mant runs (ie cock and ball torture)
>>581863051With Maru you definitely should be able toFronts are the strongest in CM20All you need are the usual skills + Victory Cheer!
>>581862272>no responsessasuga soulless thread
>woman get brought up for muh sexism>extremely retarded historical revisionisms on top
How does mood effect my race stats over 1200? Is the mood bonus applied before or after reducing your gains over 1200?For example if I have exactly 1600 Speed, then with great mood, is my effective speed:1600*1.04=1664 1432or is it1600 1400*1.04=1456
>>581863314oki thanksyea not doing anything mant...wouldn't get SS that way either with clanking
>>581863363I'm running xoguri and two debuffers I feel discriminated against by your post
umahmoosoomay
>>581863363Why bother doing it now right before round 2 kicks our asses
>>581863363I'm not building 3 aces for a xog cm shorry
>>581863363Don't hate me for wanting to win
>>581863368Yeah, the media told me 4channers were nazi experts, I feel ripped off
>>581863363this is the first and last cm I will deboof
if grand live went extinct literally right this second it would still not be soon enough.Also fuck having shitty fucking cards.
I think I need to start memorizing the songs. I keep getting caught without tokens in senior year because I'm greedy in classic.
>>581863363are u larping or is ur natty actually an ace and not a debuffer
>>581863509these retarded chuds can't even get their basic dates right, when all they have to do is ask googleor their retarded chat bots
>>581861784huh. actually, i am not sure. what i do know, is that you get affinity poimts per g1 win, and then even more if you win thos exact same races with a grandparent. the grandparent's matching affinity is separate from each other and the additional non-same g1s have their own affinity value too. so, that 50 affinity parent you have, you can make better by matching with grandparents with a lot of g1 wins>>581862442if 69 and 61 are the total scores of the parents you are going to use on your uma, then you can add them together to see how much affinity will be given to the uma, which in that case is a single circle affinity score, which is decent enough if you're starting outbut, if those two are the sub-legacies (grandparents) for the parent uma you're making, then i think you still get additional affinity from the g1s that your parent uma will win in the career
>>581863314>unless you do manual mant runs (ie cock and ball torture)why not auto mant runs
>>581862272This CM sucks
>>581863434as you should, faggot>>581863484because it looks better for us, i know i'll get raped the moment i get matched into actual good xoguris
>>581863703because auto mant runs cant reach SS, which is the threshold for better white sparks (ie higher chance of 2 and 3* sparks and not 1*). You need to do GL for auto which obviously forces you to do the uma's normal career
>>581861784nvm the reply to this >>581863639 in case that one was too confusing, i think i'm only now understanding what ypu asked the affinity doesn't get halved if you use it as a parent
>>581862272I was recording my last queue races dozo
>>581863892>swapped out an umadoesn't count
>>581863363i'm a b-chud, and am ashamed of postinf my 15/10/0 winrate umas...
>>581863892>bride Mayajiiiiiiiiii
Is new banner today in hour? Or in 25 hours?Stupid timezones bwos
>>581863754The only thing that matters is qualifying for finals, who care about the winrate up until then? I've lost finals to a 6% winrate doto before, it's all about that final race where everything can happen.
>>581863936I trained them so I'll use them all >>581863975She doesn't have a debuff, but I did play with 564 and Turbo Sprint on her kit
>>58186400225 hours
>>58186400249 hours
>>581861164all me
>>581863613actual acetether is only there because the hints sucked on this run, was my first ace attempt and wasn't gonna put any more effort into an xog cm>>581863892finally, someone else with SOVL hereganbare nakayamachad
>>581861801Chiyotard died???>>581862847Maybe it's the guilt eating them up inside>>581863363I got blocked from posting>>581864002It already dropped
Hello...MassiveGiganticHumongousMotherfuckers
>>581862272
I've been playing for almost 3 months and not once have you guys told me that I can get alt Spechan by winning that one story mission, or that you could win it at allYou guys have been laughing at clueless little me all this time, haven't you?
your gimmick ran dry retard
>>581864302deserved for being homophobic
>>581864118Ty
whores, all of them
>>581864356Last time you posted this you told me Nishino was a debuffer
>>581864078>turbo sprintDoes it work?
>>581864372we fucvking talked about it several times stop ignoring us
>>581864448aieeeeeee my balls are in danger
>sudden slopnyoticing
>>581864306Hi!Don't shay that!
>>581864306Sexo
>>581864295You too bwo! Gambare!>>581864491>Does it workLET'S GO GAMBLING
>>581864372>3 monthswell, look at when that chapter in the Main Story dropped and you'll have your answer.
>>581864470She is a buffer because of her evolved skills but sure she has debuff skills too, my aces also have debuffs too. What do you think I'm going to buy with 9.8k SP?
>>581862272it's gonna get a lot worse in 50 minutes
>>581863587Why Ayabe Power? Isn't CB Wit better to borrow?
>>581864356>SiL and granfrom what i know about the jp meta that's hardly better than bringing xoguriand if what the other anon said is true then fuck off fraud
>>581864652so you're illiterate then
>>581864448Whorest CityPurest CityFunniest City
>>581864448Gold City and Espoir City would the type of umas to stand on the stairwell blocking (You) and saying >well well wellI just know it
Akebonus
One more UF xog and I'll have a full practice room
>>581864749>>581864765Meh
>>581864448You married your traineeThen Tap Dance appearsShe wants to have an affair with youDo you do it? Is your wife ok with it?
>>581864895>Sending a poor Seiun sky into a race with 8 ultragay (UG) xogswhat did she ever do to you?
>>581864895They're not rare
>>581864745I have a very, very specific reason.I have enough stamina sparks that, if I run a stamina card, even something like Kris S, I overstam.If I don't run a stamina card, I understam.What's the solution?A power card. But not just any power card, the only power card that also comes with a universally beneficial skill for end closersOther possible options are Rice Power, but if I run Rice Power and take the gold recovery, guess what? That's right, overstammed.
>>581865032I forget to practice partner them, but I agree, faced nearly 2 dozen in practice rooms
>>581864529Uma slop > human cock
>>581865095>I have a very, very specific reason.>I have enough stamina sparks that, if I run a stamina card, even something like Kris S, I overstam.>If I don't run a stamina card, I understam.>What's the solution?>A power cardhave you tried running a stamina card but without the stamina sparks so that instead of overstamming you end up with the right amount????
Dahby!!!!
>>581865095How many stamina sparks are you running?
>>581865031>ultragay4 ultrafaggy 1 ultragay
>>581865228But why would I do that when I have already made parents that I don't have to remake that have the more generally sought after sparks?>>58186525718.
>>581865298meisho doughto
>>581865282NISEX NATUREPRODUCTION
>>581865232We're canceling the Dahby.
>>581861517
>>581865413I dont have Tickezo supiki, but you're dead
rate day 2 of cm19
I didn't know about the free spechud too....
Is there any card worth a shit in the club point shop?
I knell...
>>581865858>played on reset>won 3 times out 5>played next day when wake up>lose hard>play today few hours before new days>ez wins
i want to cum inside an umanko
>>581865949BITCH I CAME INSIDE YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
>>581866241to be LOYAL YOU WHOOOOOOOOOORE
>>581866070Nothing better than real SSRs or even event freebies
>>581862434>>581861767you're not a first-rate trainer enough to have her 3* yet
You will kneel before zog I mean xog
I fucking hate all of you
>this thread is actually less gaywould you look at that! good job /uma/
>>581864448Sex CitySex CitySex City
>>581866408A good thread knows there is a time to be gay and there is a time to be on topic.
Frontlords are we using or skipping wit bobo in arima kinen cm?
>>581866339WE HAVE 3 PUPPIES AND ONE IN THE OVEN AND YOU WON'T LET ME HIT A CIG IS THAT NOT ENOUGH
>He's staring... hehe~
>Female? But why do you have a beard though?
>>581866408Thanks, Eishin Flash
>>581866649HEY
>>581866552>He thinks 3+1 puppies is enough for a cute knight
>>581866649
>>581866649SEXOEXO
>>581866694They made it more retarded with the afd shit though
>>581866649Let's do our best or however the training goes
>I missed itJannies can you please slow down a bit
>>581866536Concentration really is the only problem. You should have Stamina Palmer btw.
130 more days before I get my own cyborg fuck my life
How do i cope round 2 with no hog and no debuffers
I just spent five minutes staring at this trying to figure out what they're sorted byam I retarded? can anyone help?
>>581867218UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I LOVE SLOPPAAAAAAA
>>581865095The real solution: buy risky business and/or racing stam to use the extra stamina
>>581863153holy lategawd
>>581867218Is this the kind of stuff we can expect for future scenarios?
>>581867259JP popularity poll
>>581866802We need more umas posing like this.
>>581867383>Spe-chud #1I don't believe you
what a goof
>>581867259the weight of her trainer
>>581867259like all things coding, they are sorted by filename in the game archives, don't think too much about it
>>581867259Game ID NumberYes, it's pretty retarded
>>581867586decreasing or increasing? I highly doubt spe trainer has enough funds to feed himself and that fat retard chud
>>581867686Left gets headpatsRight gets headpatsMiddle gets mouthpats (with my cock)
>>581867093For bourbon yes for summer mac I'm not sure if I can hit the first ult breakpoint with raw stam no maestro
>>581867452Erotic trainee
I love Rice
Does Biwa Hayahide wear undergarments?
ryan LOVE
>>581867818>Middle gets mouthpats (with my cock)giwtwm
>>581866536yes if the front you're using is neither kitasan nor bourbon, i don't see how palmer stam can fit in when the 1 stam slot in every deck is reserved for creek
>>581867935no, too much drag it would interfere with her winning equation
Reminder, that THIS, WILL BE YOUR FUTURE!
wtf lovcen looks like this?!
>>581868069Probably gonna eos first
eghufijybnhygfuyhbsreguhiysregsehuijsg
>>581868009You can hit 1k stam with Stamina Palmer though you need a speed growth uma for her to work. Fortunately, Kitasan and Vbobo are speed growth umas.
>>581868131fenomeno if she cute
>>581868242gold recovery doko?
>>581868208like your life, troon
this rice is surprisingly good.
>>5818683041k + 1 white is full spurt. Vbobo has her unique, Kitasan has the corner recovery event.
KUSOGEKUSO NINGEN
>>581868479my fuarkin hero
>>581867935Yes, because if she loses she has to give them to me and see how I sniff and taste them as punishmentIf she wins, I take them and put them on display along the trophy
>>581868361meds
>>581868481dead the moment 1 stam debuffer is in the lobby. my cm19 aces have 900 stam + swinging and they still gas out sometimes
I hate you>>581868658me on the left
>>581868658No. I need to sleep, and you entered in this residence ilegally. Our contract is terminated.
I'm gonna fucking die next round
>>581868658kick vivlos outfuck curren all night
What do I do when I'm marked by a loli Uma?
>>581868658this is what THEY took from me
>>581868658the full doujin this is from is GIGA coom worthy
>>581868692In that case you need more than just Creek as you need 1200 stam + 2 golds to make sure you can tank them
>>581868692Run your own debuffer then. Your team, your choice.
>>581868809it can't be that badI already got my drink ready and my comfy music playing while waiting for reset, it's gonna be ok
>>581868819She'd never listen to disgusting eurodance made by disgusting swedes
>double murmurs + ace>double doms + ace>xog in generalare you ready?
>>581869017yeppers
>lucky late dober
>>581869046
>>581869046Narita Top Broad...
>>581869046kys retard don't post that ugly bitch
To all Xoggers or anyone running a debuffer:
>>581868479at sex
>>581869046My trainee is puffier
>>581869046I love umanko
>>581869205debuffer is warranted if everyone else is doing itin arima though you should get shot
>>581869205I hope Grass rapes me again.
>>581869046you cant post that
Dia wit is bricking mejust gonna do 500 whites instead
>The good xoguris are here.So it begins...
GO GO GO
>>581869272in arima I believe running debuffers just make you lose more since there's no 1 pick oppressive ace
Special Chud
>>581869205It's a rape or get raped world.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
idk if i should post here or /a/ but i just watched Beginning of a New Era and that was incredible i'm not too into the Uma IP but i like Cafe shame they basically skipped the race she won in it... and i know she's only really in thatis there like any order i should watch for the other series or any recommendations on (You)r favorite?
>>581868942>>581868945i'm aiming for 1100 + swinging on my cm20 fronts, not trying to overstam either. but 1000 + white recovery is cutting it far too close, even rushed is instant death
this is W faps, not that uggo NTR
>>581869659it doesn't really matter, just watch 1 2 3 and cingray after
Let's get it
I fucking hate doing ace runs
Dia...
>>581869659boane is a very solid sports movie, yeah :)you could just go the normie route and watch cinderella grey now. It's also breddy gud
>>581869659Watch Cinderella Gray, then on release order.
>>581869205Kinda feels like you're forced to run a debuffer because if you get in a 4 dominator lobby it's basically an auto loss.
Should I do CM now or later
See you guys in A Finals
>>581869838now or no balls
So this is the power of round 2...
Guess which races had at least one Xogs
>>581869659cingray good, everything else (esp season 3) bad
I swear, Fine Motion has got to be the dumbest looking uma after smart falcon
>>581869659watch the studio kai anime if you like slice of life, or Cinderella Gray if you want shonenkino about da CAPavoid RTTT and Star Blossom at all costs unless you want to die of boredom and drop the franchise
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
KILL HOGS
>>581869510Yeah bwo, the "good" Xoguris
>>581869945>avoid RTTT at all costsShit take
well at least B finals are securedlet it riiiide
>>581869949Torena...
>>581869949>losing to clankers in round 2
>bad mood>bad mood>bad moodok
Group A first try
>>581870087My first ticket ended up like this too. I'm just going to queue later
24 hours left
Wtf...
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>>581869725>>581869774>>581869776>>581869928>>581869945thanks, was thinking of watching Cinderella Grey but didn't know if i'd be missing anything or something along those lines! never watched any other sports anime but i was unfamiliar with how hard it goes, the scenes of Agnes winning and then Pokkes like mental breakdown were very very good
let's goo
Home
hogbros......
>>581870182at least anyone pulling for her will have time to make an ace for finals
can I please get to A finals
ohohohoho WE'RE IN
should i queue now?
>>581870182sexsexsexsex
>>581870303based
I love nakadashi, bros.
>>581870065i saw your sovl team earlier, nice result bwo! i'll wait until tomorrow to run my day 3 tickets since /uma/told me queue times don't matter anyway
>>581870084not him but round 2 clankers are stronger than round 1 ones, they actually have kill potential
>"Satono Diamond is pulling out all the stops!">*handbrakes*
Made A finalsthe competition is fierce
>>581870421Do you like red skills?
>>581870376if u don't with that team then shame on u
>>581870376ah ok I guess
>this many anons using double debuffers
i got raped
POST DAY 3 WINRATESAs always do it like this if solo acemy wr fell off a cliff AND I got my first unranked placing...was like a 5+ front lobby lo
rare Nishino win
>>581870641
>>5818700504 episodes of sadslop with a terrible protagonist is easily skippable
>>58187066311/204/1/1/5Weird lobbies
>>581870213All of the uma stuff is standalone basically, even individual pretty derby seasons. They all tell stories of specific generations of umas. Star Blossom is an uma manga without an anime if you're into reading.
>>581870663>skipped through 20 races alreadyyou're a reprehensible nigger
>>581870595ok 2nd chance
ez lole
>>581870568huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh idk!
>motherfuckers thinking that they're any better than hogsloppers just because they're using their oshi (who just so happens to be a high tier meta pick) and double doms
>>581870719yea they were kinda odd4/1/2/2 herewe blame it on bad mood or somethingtriple murmur
next cm will be better
>>581870189>Lost 0-5 with tama>ok retards>Bring back Nice Nature instead of Tama>picrel Nice CM brosBut i'm again in A finals as a newcutie
HOPIUM
it's that shrimple
>>581870625when in Rome
>>581870754ah gotcha! yeah i like reading so i'll likely check that out too, thank you!
all I needed was a room w/o hogs
>>581870848I am using single dom
>>581870792phew
>>581870625
>>581870508They doubted her oguri slaying capabilities.
>>581870949Star Blossom has Narita Brian so it's goated
naisu
I did it.
>matched with anon>second time we match in CM>won againsorry bro, that was my finals A qualifier race too
Soon
I got in but I had to sell my sould to do it and now I feel dirty
Apparently Gold City is reading this thread right now, say something nice about her skills as a runner!
it's just that easythank you last minute hog for securing 1200 carats for me
>>581870907This made me kinda happy
>>581871009hello ryandachou nice win
>>581871107Wp newcutie>>581871105Soul team
I'm sorry dober, I got a lucky medium straight on the last 100m.
1-4, but not a single oguri and bottom 3. wtf happen. did I hit a 1% wit fail check 4 times?
and I'm done with cm19. not going to bother with day 2
>>581871191Gold City feet in my mouth
>>581871164You did NOT win the CM.You may earn a plat, but your oshi will bitterly weep because you never let her actually run, you had to resort to bribery and corruption. She will never love you, she will leave you as soon as she can, and she will resent you as long as you live.You should feel bad. Uninstall the game and turn in your trainee license.
Is this the #1 TT guy? lol
>>581871362
yosh!ikuyooooooooooooooooo
>>581871362My oshi is not on global yet
totally not hiding any information in this image at allnuh uh this is totally graded because I'm THAT good
Xogggers beate-wait a second...
>>5818713792nd actuallyweird team
>>581871468Good luck!
>>581871362>You did NOT win the CM.Killing xogs is more important than "winning"
>>581871468Ganbare sillyposter
This shit ain't nothing to me man
>>581871468DON'T DO ITIT'S XOG HOURS
>>581871468Good luck Sillius bro
>>581871593let him do it
SOVL
>>581871478may you receive not a single SSR or 3* for your next spark, and all following sparks.May you be forced to roll to pity, and then give up due to severe carat deficit.The four that I hold within my post number calls for YOUR death.
>>581871593if you dont do your 20 races during xog hours you are a pussy
>>581870760>malding mark
I somehow got into A groupShould I keep the team that got me the win, or fuck around with a meme team?
>>581871587based flash bro
>>581871746keep that team, winning and denying another win its the best meme when you already enter to A group
>>581871674>74this is an actual death curse
Well, at least get a few carats from group B finals.
>>581871090she looks cool! all i really know of are Cafe, Agnes (and now all the ones from that movie) Oguri, Gold Ship and Calstone so guess i have a lot to learn about!
>>581870760lmao imagine being this much of a snowflake and this fucking jobless
>>581871674>4>the four
FUCK YOU LIGHT HELLO YOU FAT SEXY DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT
>>581871674I`m a Ricky follower, your black magic will not work on mebegone
>>581871702I did mine
>>581871752
>>581871468I raped!!
>>581871931Is this an insult or a new flirting method?
>>581872000>>581871674WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>581871904Didn't you spend 24h daily building a Kitasan?
After watching my umas do whatever the fuck but still somehow winning I decided to remake them and be more thoughtful about it (why did I put dominator on a pace chaser Agnes).it worked
>>581871904>joblessrich coming from someone who just spent 50 hours grinding for a usable Kita just to earn like 2 rolls more worth of carrots
>>581872132good job newcutie
>>581872078Gratz bro, GL on finals
>umama postDNI
It's a xog eat xog world out there.
>>581872272we're not xitter bwo
>>581872132
>>581872097YES
>>581871674>>581872000how the fuck can you do that?
got put in a double neicha lobby and the other 2 xoggers died lmao
>>581871860TrueI should start prepping for cm20
>2-0-1I'm holding onto my last run until these niggers go to sleep
met the only jordan player in the server(he lost)
I'll do my free entry, get raped, and then see what tomorrow morning has in store for me
>3 xog + 6 debuffer room>All xog has 5 win streakFinally. Round 2 is here
Gold City smile in my mouth
don't reply to me, freak
XOGDOUBLEDOMJUST HOW THE GAME IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED
>>581871587Last XOguri who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Pump + MPB + Nimble The last thing she ever saw was the medium S on themSlowly faded into B finals and I let the autotrained aces take her
>>581872445at least finish off the card...
>>581872023
1-43-21-42-3ayabe bros...
oguri crap
>end xogger in every roomoh yeah
See you in 2 days. I think I can tune Agnes and Golshi a bit more but Vodka came out just perfectly this round compared to 1st one
>>581872078i wonder who are those two behind the black bars
>>581872518wtf, gold city's tits are actually kinda big?
>>581872518
>>581872640in that anon's mouth!
My fuarking heroes
>>581868479This guy somehow blocked everyones Angling in a 4 Front lobby. I don't get it
>Check Ao3>No good Umatore for SiriusPlease don't make me dust off my pen for this.
I'm in B finals, I don't care
>>581871208How fucking common is it to actually encounter /uma/dacchis in your lobbies
The images...
goldcity dick in my ass
noooo my images
>>581872537Thank you for that anonI'd post a cute horse but we're out of images
Torena...
>>581872882I am saying this
this is too early to bakedo a surveypost or smth>your uma>what did you eat today
>>581871208oh shit, i didnt realize i paired with a dacchiglad i didnt biff it
>>581872529YOU ARE A POX UPON THIS GAME AND YOU WILL NEVER BE RELEVANT AGAINWOE UPON YE
>>581872973kita-chanI forgot
Should've made a new thread in preparation for qualifying round.
*IMG_7019*
>>581873035LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID SHE PUT THAT IN THERE
>>581872986thankfully I was already 3-1 in that set if I lost my A finals to a dacchi I would be so SAD
>>581872078based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based
>>581872973mejiro ryanphilly cheesesteak and a small salad
>>581872973Digitan2 Breakfast rolls, fried chicken and fries.No I'm not a Teiobro.
>>581872973LaurelSteak
>>581872973Inari WanLaziji
xoggy want dom dom NOW
>>581873035>urara_innocent_stare.png
>>581872973MaruzenI just woke up to do an early morning shift and hadn't gotten anything in my stomach yet.
>>581872973NeichaSpam + rice
>>581872973Ayabepasta
holy fuck some of you are absolute cancersome retard brought triple debuffer
Why can't we save epic cm races? We can save worthless training ones just fine.
>>581872973Teioleftover chicken salad from yesterday
>>581873262your hakuraku?
I got matched with two /uma/ anons so far but it doesn't matter since all my opponents are ghosts anyway!!
>>581872973Eishin Flash.Protein Shake for breakfast.Subway sandwich for lunch.
>>581872801Once or twice per cm I guess, just found an /umagg/ anon running xog + 2 debuffs.
>>581872973nice natureham cheese and egg sandwich for breakfast
>>581872973MaruzenskySoup and buttered buckwheat
>>581873349I always send a sticker. I am not a ghost
I'm so proud of my girls. Beat a fair number of XOg + 2 debuff teams too.
>>581872973Sirius SymboliLentils*Sillius-smug-shiteatinggrin.gif*
>>581872973MirakoYogurt with cereal almonds lesitin oats, korean chicken, two cheeseburgers, fries with ketchup, waiting for dinner time now
>>581872973Eishin FlashCurrywurst
>>581873574I'm not proud of my xogI am only using her for her race performanceI dont even like her at all nor her debuff buddies. She's being wrung out for her carat making capabilities while I spend it on umas I actually likeI didn't even give her dinner
i bet there will be... 5 bakes at once
Cherrypickedwinvsxog2debuff.jpg
>>581873645Kys V, you're a faggot
>>581872973ricesteak
VivlosandHelios_ffmthreesome2984.webm
>>581872973Manhattan CafeBaked Fish>Cafe_IWAK.gif
>>581873768surprised_tachy.tiff
[screenshot of an obvious engagement bait twitter post that no one gives a shit about]
My body is a machine that turns CM tickets into >LOSE>LOSE>LOSE>LOSE>LOSE
I love my bf
>>581873742VVVAARRRRK MY KNEES
>>581872831good image limit bump
Read any good doujins recently?
Dia touched me again...
>>581873745You are indian or SEA lol
>>581873838NOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TRANSCHUD THAT'S MY WIFE'S ASS
>>581873936Uh oh sea melty
Symboli is good for you.Green is good for you.
you guys check your cm opponents? i never check mine, not even in finals a lot of the time
>>581873574Forgot pic.https://files.catbox.moe/jg9k89.png
>>581873768You can't post that.AngryFenomeno(2).png
>umanko.jpg already posteduma&co.jpg
>>581872973Diacappelletti, sausage, a banana and whey
My Wonder? Acute!
>>581874013I only look at names
I'm baking, give me a minute
>>581874132>>581874132>>581874132>>581874132
>>581874175>>581874175>>581874175okay that's fine now
>>581874013Only if they're interesting
>>581874137as long as you aren't the Heliosfaggot or 789
>>581874162>>581874197OWARI_DA.png
>>581874162>>581874197bravo retards, 2 early threads
>>581874162>>581874197retards
>>581874162>>581874197:D
>>581874137nvm>>581874162>>581874197bravo retards
>>581874162>>581874197bravo
do I use the twitter video thread or the boy thread?
so what thread we pickin
>>581873896I found this nice big snake girl doujin where she can't talk.
>>581874162>>581874197this is what happens when you are obsessed with him kek
>>581874379seatard thread of FAGGOT threadchoices over choices
>>581874450Kill yourself faggot
>>581874450the fuck are you on about
>>581874551SICK MELTDOWN KIDDO!
>>581874551>>581874610uh oh discord troon raid
>>581874610it's just V trying to stir shit up, don't give him attention
>>581872078How even, I made a Fall Rudolf and won only 1 race
>>581874162>>581874197lmao
