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lalaboy thread.
raping nopan moonies...
I LOVE FIDDIES I NEED FIDDIES
>PAID FOR PROG
I don't need to use an authenticator app when I have a Steam account that uses 2FA already, and people can't log into my XIV account without logging into my Steam
>>581870686catsneed freedom
>>581870686WHEN I CLIMB
>>581870591>if 8.0 flops, it'll confirm they're not capable of improving the game, and it'll enter managed declineEvery penny of this game goes to literally anywhere else but the game. Wow is shit but at least the reinvest on servers, models, engine, etc etc. We are still using 2011 ms paint interface for quests and menus and its not gonna get better
>>581870686My megaman x zero inspired deviant art oc
You should use 2FA so when the corporation gets hacked for the dozenth time you can get a bunch of spam calls in addition to losing your password and account.
>>581870859can we notthis thing appears way too often
>HE PAID TO PROGRESS
happy moonie monday!and since it's the start of the thread, you should post your moonies too
>>581870912but enough about nexon
>>581870686>wolf mecha hybridThis guy is basically the dream OC for guys
>>581870692>people can't log into my XIV account without logging into my Steamwaht? yes, they can, logging via lodestone or mogstation would still work just fine if they have your password and you have no 2FAalso 2FA gives you a free teleport destination
My femra just put OTP on her xiv account...
>He paid for therapy
>>581870925its okay baby girl, just link the music, its alright.... i will hold ur hand.....
>>581870912Nexon?
>>581870945ogey
Heh. Foolish dps, it seems you have accidentally pulled the mob pack before I, the tank, and my sweet little kitten, the healer were ready. This looks like youll learn the rules of you pull it, you tank it. You see, as the tank i am in fact the main character and so you will follow me as I lead us to victory. Anything else will be considered the act of a fool, a madman. You do not pay my sub. You will be seeing yourself on reddit later. Welcome to my blacklist good sir, enjoy your lengthy stay
>paying gil to prog is le bad>using gil to buy a 50M mount you won’t use is le good
>>581870945I want to see this moonie bunny hop
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2SmxKf3ljA
>>581870819>models, engine
>>581870945moonies...
>>581870476>retainer got free againgod save us...
My femlala is like this
>>581868181Asking again in new thread
>>581870930That's right. Not wasting my time struggling with sandbags and anchors when I can just pay for the clear and farm.
>>581870657Lalafellin pastime.
>>581871246what's a bunny hop?
>>581871178I'm a healer and do this. If the tank doesn't take it he's the ass of the run.
post mieras...
imagine looking out your window and seeing some crackhead cutter bitch stopping every 5 feet on the sidewalk to type up a post on her phone
>>581870672hate this fucker like you wouldnt believe
>>581871387you can make folders in the menu for your different characters
>>581871387Automation lets you specify which characters it gets applied to. Sorting Designs? Probably better to just make subfolders for each of your characters.
Getting drunk and gooning to stealth GAN and black WoL asses again
nap time honk shoo>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47oXX0N9s-A>>581870925yea we do it all the time and nobody ever comments on my epic music taste>>581871342cute......
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBOTCiXkoQ
I cant wait to meet this dude
>>581871387dynamic bridge
can a femroe be a ebinasking for a friend
>>581871436Bouncing on the balls of your toes.
MEANWHILEON DYNAMIS PF
>>581871661how about uhbin
>>581871302The game still uses the same emotes for MSQ ALMOST A DECADE LATER
>>581871672anyone wanna go to sin & tonic with me
>>581871178>>581871481as long as the healer or dps drags the mobs to my washer spin cycle of aoe you could pull the whole fucking dungeon, though you probably won't be getting ahead of me unless you have a non targetted movement ability
need full Evercold cinematic music
>>581871606Could've been Hoary Boulder if they weren't cowards.
>>581871496I roll the window up and tell my dog to look away.
>>581871562yoinks ur miera
Well?
>>581871672I need to travel to dynamis one day to come say hi to (you) rori
>>581871805What if it's his reflection?
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftmW8aP_TAs
>>581871606he has great fashy leader of the renegade fire realmship that didn't join the gay pact of four who starts out as our enemy then becomes our ally a la gaius energy
>>581871759A tank that's aoe spinning as if trying to lift off like a helicoptor is what I want to see in my runs.
>Third degree >If you don't get the perfect items you get stat checked???What did ozma mean by this
frontline has significantly reduced stun durations allowing your target to retaliate or pop off a recuperate way before your next skill has even come off GCD and AFAIK this isn't explained to you anywhere except some old patch notes which I can't even find anymoregenuinely preposterous
>>581871664oh I see, I don't get it thoughdoes it make your boobs bounce or something
>>581871929when im on dynamis i'm alt tabbed until the pf pops so i might look afk sorry in advance if you think im a rude asshole because of it
post your latest gpose
no one told me to post femra... sigh... maybe next thread...
are there any other really potent beast lineups besides damsel>mantis>vespe and zu>vulture>colibrilevelling is getting boring
sex with poyo definitely goes hard tho
>>581871935Still cowardice
Imagine waking up one day and realizing this was it. You had one shot at life and you wasted it playing a mid mmorpg and arguing with strangers on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>581871896
>>581872067Post YOUR femra
>>581870819without a big project like FF16 and with SE cutting costs, Yoshida has no choice but to focus on XIV, which I imagine was the reason for having the CEO at fanfest promising full support, a bigger XIV than ever, etcsure, it's PR and the game will still fund a bunch of other shit, but I do think it's possible it'll have a bigger budget than it did during DT, when they couldn't even deliver and WoW isn't a good comparison, it's always been used to fund other projects (including Titan, the extremely expensive canceled MMO that got turned into Overwatch), and the engine and models are absolute trash. it's just so big that it could afford to fail with multiple expansions and then offer multiple versions and whatnotif WoW looked like a game from 10 years ago instead of 20, it'd be twice as popular
>>581872039Yes that's why.
>>581870859https://youtu.be/qp0nmMF6tO0i love yuppe…
>>581871672necro filled
>>581872170you should be asking to post myself because I am my femra
>>581871834what the hell give him back
>>581872024they shortened purify's cooldown and made it cost as much mp as a heal, that's why your stuns keep getting cancelled so quickly
>>581872062Me after no fru clear today
>>581872274Very well sis.Post yourself...
>>581870945Happy Malera Monday to you Moonies!
>>581872110holy shit a talking dog
My femlala, etc
>>581872194oh i see, thanks for helping me understand!that's hard to do in xiv cause it's a lot harder to animate than it is to pose, isn't it?
This plugin is neat. The gang's all here...>>581870859Obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>581872289unyoinks ur miera, my bad....
catboys x moonies
>>581872310no I'm not making this up, stuns have time shaved off of them in FL only, it's in the patch notes somewhere
catgirl x femlala
>>581872086Sadly leveling just doesn't get better. You could learn the Colibri schizotech for magic bosses, helps burn the fuck out of Strix and Durga.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMljQWg51Xo
>>581872110>>581872337bro
>>581872367What plugin?
>>581872110
>>581872043The plan was for a /pet and run anyway
>>581872367Kino. Does it work with syncs?
I had a feeling Endwalker would be a huge financial success but shaky story wise.I had a feeling Dawntrail would do ok financially and if we were lucky we'd get a fun laid-back adventure but I wasn't holding my breath and expected filler.I have a feeling...that Evercold...will be...a solid return to form that will perform well financially and have a decent MSQ but won't be a Shadowbringers level event of bringing in tons of new players. It'll be safe, but good.
>>581872367When it first came out I said it would be cool to have some sort of /xivg/ collaboration with it and put our characters out in the wild for people to find.But then remembered this community is fucking ass and that won't ever happen
>>581872409i'm too lazy to test myself so i'm just gonna call it bullshit if you can't provide the patch notes or video evidence
>>581872367my femra can beat up your lander
>>581872367Who is she stabbing
>>581872481Wishbone? What are you doing here?
>>581872349Yeah but your moonie has cute tits.
>>581872110NSYDIC
>>581872423this aspect ratio is pmo
>>581872481His name was Soccer, thanks for the memories.
>>581872447
>>581872178What does bigger budget even mean if they cant be bothered to bring the game to 2016 standards. The textures of this game are god atrocious and the netcode is even worse and they wont fix it
>>581872380Thank you, that is very considerate of you.
>>581872237PLEASE MARRY MY FEMLALA I'D GO MROE FOR YOU AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I never use these on MCH, are they even any good for anything?
>>581872675Giwtwm otr
>>581872804>the netcode is even worse and they wont fix itIs this babbys first online Japanese game?
>>581872675Hot, catbox the follow up.
>>581872879POTD core
>>581870672Is that the Lancetfish? That nigga has been on my line. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I hooked him raw in a Caliban Gorge fishing hole. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest fish mouth I've ever laid hook into. I swear to the Twelve, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderfish's fins while going reel deep into his gills. I had Lancetfish thrashing in the water with hookset too powerful to ignore. That nigga tugged on my line until he !!! over my head, I had to return the favor. That nigga Lancetfish and I been fighting non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Lancetfish, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Bait your hook, sit on your fishing chair, cast your line. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes squid strips long, and his fisher's int thick. Mora tectas, 2 is the minimum and I ain't talking day time either.That nigga Lancetfish stole my bait and drank my GP.
>>581871896It's not, you are just a whore.
>>581871104is this vazi or not
>>581872879They are good for deep dungeon sometimes
>>581872110>>581872337>>581872443>>581872481
>>581872646oh well thank you i'm glad you like them
>>581872879for 99% of content, no. for soloing deep dungeons, it can be useful
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsZQOXZbWkQ
>>581872809hey... get back down here! i must touch ur ears
I amA gay maleroe
>>581870859https://youtu.be/humLzq_SX1s
>>581872237Why are you a simp for the ugliest fucking male idgi
>>581872898I dont care that the average nip dev is stuck on 1990s standards. I want playable things
>>581870945Child moonie
>>581872912you too
>>581872938>SPHENE I'M WATCHING YOUR STREAM>WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BRUH
>>581870945not enough moonies how am i supposed to pick one to rape?
>>581872675The thumbnail makes this look like an extra THICC feral tiger-like miqo'te is standing in front of a mirror.
>>581872948I do! May I see them?
my fat fuck femlala is sipping her vanilla milkshake and blushing because the straw is really big
>>581870859https://youtu.be/VnHbwyvEdfY
>>581873085I don't care what you want retarded mayo monkey, if you want fancy netcode go to another MMO
>>581873085Pray some eurofags make an MMO then because Japs giving a fuck about netcode for gaijins is never happening
>>581872170no it needs to be natural this is forced
I want the game to be brought up to 2016 standards at a bare minimum but I would NEVER EVER post on the forums to advocate for change
>>581873246What changes has Macchi made to the game after posting on the official forums daily for 6 years.
>>581873246Posting on an english forum for a japanese game is a humiliation ritual
>Ah mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys!!
>>581873109once visna type bodies and faces become supported im making one
>>581873062i miss your gaze
>>581873234o-oh...
>>581873201My khagan is staring. He is beginning to throat-sing as he prepares for the hunt.
>>581873372please do so I may plap
>>581872928it is.
>>581873024Sounds to me like you gotta learn how to climb and jump good
>>581873201My lalaboy is now considering getting fast food with a milkshake instead on making sweet plaintains and beef pasta.
>>581873062CUTE FIDDIE
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo8VOF3hmqE
I need a femra like this
>paid for prog
>>581873428Don't. Fast food is bad for you.
malera x femlalas
>>581873503How does she shower?
>>581873371>Ah mom you're just jealous it's the Beastiality Foids!!
yeah we plap and goon, what about it?
>>581872447A Realm Repopulated>>581872506Afaik it's just client side at the moment>>581872526Mite b cool, but it's probably a bit early days for it. You could probably set it up and share scenarios files with friends, but if you want modded looks they'd probably have to manually set it up and have a .pcp>>581872586Only a Xaela could even hope to match a Highlander's strength>>581872629Whoever this is >>581872586
>>581870223This sounds eerily relatable. I still remember being 9-10 years old and googling magic spells to swap bodies with a classmate...
>>581873508People pay $5 for ultimate clears, why would you be shocked people pay gil for prog also
>>581873503my sunnie does as well, holy
>>581873503How does she shit?
>>581873592May I chase
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyeyudYjtfM
>>581873584Shower?
>>581873587Personally I prefer their track Interspecies
>>581873246no need to, you can use reddit or discord instead, since they're taking western feedback from there now
moonie wife like this?
>>581873584In the Ishgardian Barracks with the help of brave and chivalrous knights.
>>581873702Yes, but I just want the attention without any attachments
>>581873423no im just lazy and it would be easier if YOU went down...
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHQ0UACrGtc
>disconnect right after i finish prepping for a fish windowi didn't want that fish anyway ugh....
>>581873871actually cutewould smooch
>Destiny finally dies>Probably more than a few players move to FFXIV>"I LIVED BITCH">They're adding back in all the content they deletedAck! How much of a threat is the reanimated corpse of Destiny 2 to FFXIV?
>>581873558But he hungry.
>almost 7pm>already thinking about what I'll eat tomorrow This WoL got his priorities mixed up
>>581873871Incredibly cute.
need one of the failmales reading this to do this with my sunniehttps://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/169361
>>581873824
guys am i crazythis fuckin shimmer noise in the shadowbringer zones are really annoying me i want to turn it off
>paid for esex
>>581873897I LOVE FIDDIES
>>581873206hmmm sex?
>paid for progesterone
Okay but I DID pay for propagation.
She really is just like my femlala
>>581844983For the anon that wanted it:https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/108918>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7fZZjD_b90
4th day of AFKing at Balmung and not getting raped.
>>581872862KYAAHHH!! I’m sorry, cute femlala anon… my heart lies firmly within my beloved’s grasp… >>581873064whaaat… they’re so handsome when made with care! and maleroe are also very strong and have large chests and broad shoulders and coarse beards that tickle when they get very close and big hands for… things and and…
Why are femra players like this?https://files.catbox.moe/ue9b6y.mp4
>paid for eggression
>>581873193oh well I don't have mods like that so you'll have to settle for this swimsuit pic
>>581874123take it from me sis, people aren't just gonna walk up rape someone afking
>>581874123fake
>>581873871I have impure thoughts.
>>581874025nyethttps://youtu.be/zBowM6RoeQQ
>>581874127mroes?
>>581873062
>>581874123>he doesn't know he's already been stealth raped 37 times
>>581873773>trannies on the Balance are being asked their opinions and not us based chudsEvercold is looking grim...
my catboy is watching max the meat guy
>>581874030that shit fucks your brain, it makes you wanna get pregnant. it's so hard to explain
>Paid for
>>581873372are they not? I saw a Visna the other day
>>581874127based fellow mroe enjoyer i like hrothgars for the same reasonsand highlanders toowe should start a club
the only good moonies are the ones who use muse.
>>581874123If you aren't already in the animation position, I am not doing so.
>>581874127sniffle..my femlala...is gonna cry hrself to sleep...............
>>581874030I want to...
>>581874284SEXO
>>581874351lizzy..
>>581874317Why would anyone ask for the opinions of a community that can barely clear Alliance Raids and the self proclaimed best player pulled DMU 2000 times and didn't reach less than 50% overall.
Would you pay for erp?
xalelas are stronger than highlanders.
>>581874463>tfw no john redcorn coded femlala >tfw drowning in hank hill coded femlalas and even have a dale coded femlala and dozens of bill coded femlalas
>>581874412if they are i havent seen the mods for it, but i dont actively check
ISHGARD — In a controversial decree issued this morning by the Temple Knights, all female Au Ra (colloquially known as "Femras") have been officially barred from entering the Ishgardian barracks. Lord Commander Aymeric was unavailable for comment, but anonymous sources within the Dragoons claim the ban was strictly necessary to maintain military readiness."They just stand there," complained one weary Temple Knight. "They stand in the corner, doing the /dote emote at the new recruits, and constantly adjusting their 2B boots. Half our lancer squad hasn't done their daily drills in three days because they're too busy giving them headpats."The decree has sparked outrage in the Firmament, with dozens of Au Ra currently staging a sit-in (and pout-in) at the aetheryte plaza.
>>581874195I prefer free-range femra eggs
>>581874463GG...
>>581874351no shit the pregnancy hormone in women would also make sissyfags want to get nutted in
>>581873381who's this...>>581873446THANK YOU!>>581874298Chu~
>>581874590I don't care about your gay EU polycule schizo drama, talk about Final Fantasy XIV
>>581874284surely next time...
my femlala's you know what grips his you know what like rumors grip xivg
I have a new ick. Picky eaters, especially guys. You're a man, just eat the fucking food. Don't be a fairy.
>>581874123I left my house unlocked and was afking in there for a few hours and saw my chatbox and a random person typed out how they forced my character to give a blowjob. for the record it was a futa so I don't know how can people say futas aren't the weirdest sexpests.
my moonie still bumps ramon ayala when she gets drunk
>>581874729What if your cooking just sucks?
>>581874729if you're a grown ass man and ask for no tomatoes or no pickles on your food it's such a negative vibe
>>581874064Rape
>>581874729craziest part of becoming an adult was learning that I wasn't actually a picky eater; my parents just fucking sucked at cooking
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZA9WTdjNas>>581872062My lalaboy (red eyes obviously) should gpose more>>581872237Great taste in music
>>581873064roebros... are we that ugly...
>>581874729M-my bad...
>>581874317there's unironically no worse place they could get opinions from than /xivg/
>>581874582https://kittenmods.moe/visna-hair-ears-for-kittens/
>>581874729>take a friend out to eat to a decent Italian place>they unironically order chicken tenders from the kids menuI lost so much respect instantly
>>581874729my femlala cooked her very first boyfriend, a lalaboy, a lovely full course meal (picrelated, a peanut butter and jelly springroll) and he just turned his nose up at itit was the turning point in her dating life. she only dates Biggers now. They will always eat her food (or at least throw it away when they think she cannot see)
>>581874729Look, I just think that pineapple shouldn't be on pizza.
>>581873947>>581873985Thanks! >>581874282I'm getting the spray bottle out..
>>581875043this is just the hair right? doesn't she use a unique face?
>>581874983you're a grown ass woman (sissymale) just eat the fucking broccoli
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnIWQJ-3J4k>>581872062
I logged in at 10 this morning EST and then I did nothing in game as I started reading web novels. I just now exited the game, and I'm still reading.
>>581875074
>"erm, at least our characters are pret-">revamps entire old ass game world>pretty character granted>given op racial abilities>cameltoe>"she looks like she fucks human men">in MMO with actual contentxivsissies... they're mogging us, what do?
>>581874729I am a grown ass man and I can eat what i damn well please.
>>581875043kittens have the best shit i swear to godi'm not a pedophile but browsing their mod site makes me want to just take the fucking plunge. they get so many nice hair ports and outfits and it's all really easy to access and looks cute as hell fucking tempting me with this shit
>>581874823but tomatoes and pickles are greatthere is no ingredient unworthy of being added to any food ever madepineapple? anchovies? yes please.
>>581875073
>>581872337>>581872481Is there some poyo dogfucking thing going on now? I totally believe it, she seems the type.
>>581875202Maachi it's been 7 years dawg
>>581875106Actually I can eat that just fine because that's like one of the good ones but stuff like tomatoes and like cucumber and like other evil food I can't think of right now are impossible...
>>581875202wow elves only look good when theyre demon hunters
>>581874294>>581874415/nod yes! I agree wholeheartedly… and we should have a super cool group name! huge husband host club…>>581874463ah, please don’t cry… /smooch smooch to your squishy lala cheeks…
>>581875283Yeah, someone said it on /xivg/ so it has to be true. Why would anyone make up a shitpost here?
>>581874583what the fuck is that thing
>>581875316tomatos taste so fucking good though what is wrong with you
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtypSRcwIhA
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IdMp-H9vhA&list=RD6IdMp-H9vhA&start_radio=1
>>581875368I go by how much pushback a narrative gets = how true it is, so you're just telling me she is a knot queen.
>>581875406I like how the leaves smell but I hate tomatos.
>>581874729thankfully I have Yoshi-P as my spirit animal>My food preferences are like those of a child. I'd say, maybe like those of a second grader in elementary school. So that would be about 5 years old. I don't really handle sophisticated flavors very well. Instead, I prefer simple things like ramen, curry, rice, Japanese hamburger steak, and chicken thighs.>This means that in Eorzea, I don't really do well with dishes made from sophisticated ingredients. So I'm happy with either a raptor shank or a dodo omelette. By the way, the food I've eaten most often in the game is, as you can surely guess, the boiled egg. Since it gives you a small EXP boost, that's probably what I've eaten the most.
>>581875198she was young, it was her first meal she's improved a lot since then. just yesterday she made a Maniçoba dish for her good friend who'd fallen ill of aether sickness. pray for him; shortly after, for probably unrelated reasons, he entered critical condition.
>>581874692>who's this...you won't ever know...
>>581875468I raped your mom, why are you giving me pushback? I knew it was true
>>581873824wow actually pretty cute miera...
>>581874723surely..
>>581875406ICK...
>>581875361>huge husband host clubsounds like a fun RP/meetup
How the fuck are you sissy fags sucking dicks and swallowing loads but a fucking tomato is too much for you
>>581874969thanks bro. you too…
>>581874583>AI slop
>>581875361>huge husband host club…I would join this if it were a cwls in any other community, but here it'd get datamined and its members would be put on blast and mocked relentlessly for years to come and my femlala's heart just can't take it.
>>581875583Most people here are fake gay and only like the ideas of a dick but can't swallow for shit.
>>581875583One is good for you.
These allegations are going to dog Poyo for years.
Please don't force my femlala to take a bath
>>581875361>>581875630Built for my mroe.
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2quve8PHc
>>581875516lalaboy, hearty, wholesome, easy to digest, cheaper then potatos.
>>581875539Yeah idk man you seem really defensive about this so now I'm thinking she is getting double knotted on the reg.
>>581874729>just eat the pickles DOODhow about I fucking kill you? huh? how about that?
>>581875202How could sky elves truly exist? Wouldn't the wind always get caught on their stupidly oversized ears and eyebrows and carry them away?
>>581875704Why are you getting defensive that I raped your mom? Got something to hide?
>>581872367Anon....let them go...Dawntrail's one decent thing was about letting go of those who departed
>>581870662
Who failed these males such that they can't eat vegetables
>>581875074i get the point is like.. for it to be a heccin /r/cookingfails or kitchencels post but.. why a springroll...? does he have celiac disease?>>581875476>>581875316tomatoes are great... you just need to cook them right. are you okay with like cherry tomatoes or tomato sauce..?fun fact, tomatoes belong to the nightshade family of plants alongside eggplants and peppers and even tobacco, but also belladonna
>>581875074WHAT THE FUCK
>>581875769Those are his alts bro
>>581874729
>>581875762I'm juggling you bro.
>>581874850Why must you rape, chud anon.
>>581875316>cucumberIt's like 90% water and tastes vaguely cucumbery and is crunchy, what the fuck do you not like about cucumber?
>>581875808god i hate men who dont eat vegetables, unironical "meat heads" fucking disgusting EEWW
my catboy doesn't care for pickles and cucumbers either, also all seafood
>>581874729If I wanted a salad, I would have ordered one. Keep your shitty veggies off my meat
>>581875516SOPA DE MACACO
>>581874759How do you even force someone to give a blowjob when they have teeth?
This tomato talk got me thinking I should CUL up a deli turkey sandwich with toasted bread slices, and either mayo and/or cream cheese.
>>581875826ANY AND ALL TOMATO VARIANTS ARE EVIL... (except tomato sauce that doesn't count)>>581875918You would never understand my pain...
>>581875797god i love FIDDIES
>>581875826>saran is autistic about plantsnew lore unlocked
>>581875864>Put ketchup on burger>Won't eat a tomatoYOUR A GAN EAT THE FUCKING VEGETABLE
>>581875826*steps on u, instantly turning all ur bones to dust*
The only thing I will ask to not be in the food is mint and thats because I might actually just be allergic to it
Reminder that you're a troglodyte obese monkey that's probably American if you have an issue with tomatoes but like ketchup
>>581875074will you sit on my forearm while we cook pb&js together?
>>581875998it was godmoding
A Femlala sent my Lalaboy a tell saying "𑣲(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)" after I targeted her last night and I got so nervous I logged off and haven't logged back in since...
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhobsmmyGFs
>>581875998Threat of imminent harm if they try anything funny.
>no tomatoesyou've angered the glubhive...
>>581876106I like tomatoes but I hate ketchup. What does that make me?
>>581875525But I'm gonna wonder about it ALL NIGHT.........
>>581876106I'm not american but like ketchup and like mayonaise or any condiments are GROSS too
>>581875283I think someone pointed out she lives in a dog cage and has probably fucked a dog and it was the one thing she didn't deny. And she just seems the type.
How are you trannies and failmales meant to keep a feminine figure if you're scared of basic salad ingredients
>>581876206A regular person that doesn't have a sugar addiction
>>581875579uwah… in-game meetups are too scary. how about we all meetup in the chivalry 2 duelyard instead? hehe… >>581875630same… >>581875691I still can’t believe this request I threw into the artist’s suggestion box is still being used… maleroe love…
>>581876175Oroboros...
My dad would take a whole tomato out of the fridge and just eat it like it was an apple, core and all.
>>581876057Same https://x.com/NoviNomies/media?filter=photo
all this tomato slander..>>581876206normal
If you find anything gross you have a picky child's palate.Real adults can eat anything.
>>581875826If your femlala shows my lalaboy her tomatos my lalaboy will show you his cucumber patch (he makes pickles)
can you PLEASE stop responding to honbeast
>>581876067>saran is autisticold lore uncovered
>>581876134Who to look out for to target?
>>581876306>Real adults can eat anything.*shits on your plate*Well? Eat it
My femlala is so lucky to have an EB that supports her everyday, she couldn't do without them now....
why is it so hard to find a pantyless tights mod that actually uses my body mod? all i've found is this shit and the pussy looks like ass on it https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/37545
any outfit or mod recommendations for the tribal suncat I'm making?
>>581875881poyo also was taking pictures of herself walking away last thread to prove how not mad she was and that she wasn't taking off the trip to fight on her own behalf as one of her kin headmates or whatever retarded crap
Lemme getta baconeggacheese onna roll with ketchup
>>581876369I am my femra. I am my femra. I am my femra.
>>581876278based i do that too
>>581876306I was served rhubarb soup as a kid and it tasted horrendous so I won't eat rhubarb anything now.Also celery tastes like soap to me.
I don't like apple cider vinegar.It smells horrible and is worse than white vinegar
My countrymen put ketchup in their pizzas, whenever I witness such devastation I die inside...
i dont like these voicesi want the ARR voice actors :\
>>581876387>mind immediately goes to eat poopSAAAAR
>>581872905https://d.uguu.se/hNpaZGKy.png
>>581875759This is my femezen's greatest fear in Evercold
>>581876387I'm not gonna eat Quiznos bro
Does this area get more populated as you do more quests here?
if you dont like loli you are a picky ass mfer!
>>581876475>I can eat anything! >gets mad from the first food suggestion that I makeYou can admit that you aren't an adult anytime
>>581876521Yes, fakesprout bro
>>581876206>What does that make me?american? your ketchup looks disgustingly bright
>>581876468BRAZILLIAN
https://h.uguu.se/czmBYNbs.jpg
>>581876526oh yea? well I LOVE loli, so there
>>581876332>can you PLEASE stop responding to honbeastThey can't help themselves. I'm bored of this place and even I want them to stop, so I can move on elsewhere like I've always done. But /xivg/ is without a doubt the most baitable shithole of easy retards I've encountered in 20+ years on the internet.
>>581876505IS THAT!wait... i don't know these faggots
I put ketchup in my poutine
>NA hours>thread can only talk about foodyeah that tracks
>>581876505ew
>>581876082wait no plea- AAAARRGBhhhghggrgh >>581876067my mum used to be a landscape designer and avid gardener, so i picked up a lot of stuff from heri wanna grow oyster mushrooms in my garage but im a little nervous with fungi so ive held off on buying one of those mushroom bricks for now>>581876310ill try to remember im at work rn but i have some lil planters on wheels i roll into the garage in the winter for my tomatoes>(he makes pickles)what do you put in your brine? i love making pickled onions and stuff
>>581876397Anon you're 37 years old please don't act like this.
Wanna go for an adventure?
I think the thread should talk about their favorite catboy poster, not that I have any stake in that or anything.
>>581876559thanks but I am a real sprout desu
STOP TALKING ABOUT CONTIMENTS
>>581876665>I'm EU and I HATE food
>>581876562I don'y like european ketchup either
>>581876221my FEMRA will remain anonymous...
If you're on Crystal and bored/idling you should queue up for Solemn Trinity.
Can we agree that relish is literally the worst condiment?
>>581876716>CONTIMENTS
>>581876562same company sells both types in the US plus 50 other versions and brands in any supermarket. high quality food is available... unless it's bread
>>581876701i'm not 37... yet
>>581876706she's asking to be filled with kittens
>>581876735I'm latinx and WE LOVE food. Specially food made by our abuela.
a european just has a cigarette for breakfast it makes sense why they hate talking about food
>>581875829Why are you so picky? I worked hard on this. You should shove it in your mouth now. >>581876119No, that's too unstable. This fine dining requires precision. She will stand on her stepstool and cook with a serious look on her face.
>>581876790what the fuck is Solemn Trinity
>>581876562Luv me a bit of red sauce with me chip butty I do
>>581876794dependsi like dill relish but abhor sweet relishit's not that bad though
>>581876846Do you like white boys
>>581876794Only good on a hot dog, so yeah
>>581876790>guildhests>in big 26
>>581875560Thanks but I went for cool
>>581876880cyclops/gigas guildhest
need moonie that sits in front of my femra's monitor and meows at her while she spam queues hardstuck ranked cc trying to fruitlessly get omega
>>581876406Naked, tribals don't wear clothes but if you insist on not being naked. https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/136114https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/77633
>>581876790just make a pf
Hope you guys eat your flour. Wouldn't wanna seem like a hypocrite right?
My lalaboy is eating pickles right now.
>>581874729My sunnie covers her meat in ketchup before shoving it down your throat.
is this tuff enough for evercold
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>581876880Final guildhest which is also an 8man, preventing guildhest roulette queuers from helping.
>>581877034lmfao
>>581877051They got too big for me, I don't like ruexb
>>581876435
>>581876925no, I'm into white chicks though
>>581877051Don't post the other, I got warned last thread
>>581877046my miqitten can take it raw
>>581876985um..
>>581876861sorry but i'm picking you up anyways while i spread crunchy peanut butter on OUR sandwich. you get to do the jelly.
>>581877083>makes others seethe by existingWhat a powerful lifeform
>>581876638
>>581877083Already working on that elderly homeless lady screaming at the cops physique.
>>581876716I think Europe is a pretty nice contiment to visit, but I would never live there
>>581876794Consider yourself blessed if you've never tasted salad cream.
>>581877143Oh I think I might too...
>>581877196crunchy is goodi could never be with someone who likes "smooth" peanut butter
What the fuck is a guildheist
>>581877051really ballooned without Violet there to share all the meat with
>>581877046Sis, you shouldn't rape people like that, what if they are allergic to tomatoes?
I'm thinking of using my fanta to go from either moonie to fiera, or to femezen...
>>581877230forgot your trip?
>>581877026Made one an hour or two ago, timed out with zero joins unfortunately. Maybe will try again in an hour.
>>581876852That's northern europe, UK and ex-USSR shitholes, their food is so bad. It's no wonder that every schizo in these threads is from northern europe when they've been eating the food equivalent of depression their entire lives.
>>581876397[T&F] is old as fuck no?
>>581876696Garlic and a little peppercorns, to be fair I don't do it too often, i like to just walk out there and grab one and munch on them.>TFW femlala is interested in his cumber patch, his pride and joy.
>>581876280When i resub the first thing I'm doing is going balls deep in to a lust provoking fiddie like this
you are your femra and holy fuck are you ugly
>>581877284the only smooth thing i eat is femlalas
>my femlala slides this mug in front of you>"eat up, dear"
>>581876852thats an eastern european thing
>>581876794I simply don't get it, just like chutney
>>581877315They aren't together anymore?
>>581877336So which loser is this
>>581877448
>>581876852god i miss cigarettes, can some nerd cure cancer already?
>>581876696>mumaren't you american
>>581877380looks like mexican streetfood cuisine
>>581877456They haven't posted together in a long while and they took each other out of their biosI think it's safe to say it's over..
Come Evercold, my femlala will look and act like this
>>581877508Rape
>>581876552>equates shit with foodjeet
>>581877253The sweet and tanginess offers a nice balance to cut through all the savoriness. I don't cover it, just put it in the corner to dip into it. Next time you get poutine try dabbing a bit of white vinegar in it as well.
>>581877448chiikawa sending me straight to hell with one sip
My femra is like this
My moonie is a failmale that secretly loves being called good girl
>>581877448nah bro what are you fucking doing man
what races like bunnys?
>>581877404I saw them in north horn a month ago, so they do play the game. God bless playersync
>>581877401i used to grow ofelies but they're climbers and i didn't have the space for a trelis in my old apartment. i might try doing some planters with them, but i don't know how they do with the frost, it gets really cold hereyou should try some star anise and chilies, it really adds a nice floral flavor to them, and i love spicy pickles>>581877505i was born canadian but moved to the US in my teens
>>581877701shotas
Hey, quick question before I cement anything, the ideal meet time is like 3-6 pm EDT right?
>>581877575>can't eat whatever is on his platePicky child
>>581877459so where is your trip?
Store-brand/knockoff junk food has come on leaps and bounds since the 90's.I like the Morrisons Twix's more than the real ones, a lot of the time they use identical packaging, they literally come from the same factory they just change the packaging and lower the price. Fizzy drinks are still worth going name-brand for though, they haven't quite matched them yet.
>gorp rof diap
>>581877623shes...shes just like me...i am...my femra...
>>581877508why did they dress this hotdog like a slut?
>>581877805>schizo genuinely thinks I'm his BPD arch nemesis
I did it bros... how hard is third degree anyways, I wanna do that as well
>>581877787I'd say like add an hour. so like 4 or 5-7pm est. Generally I'd say around the mid afternoon though.
>>581877837thats a fucking sad looking dog
>>581877894its rng on top of needing to be consistent
>>581877802I'm not eating shit, you can have my plate though ranjeesh
>>5818777873:37 to 6:51 is usually better
>>581877681it's a pepsi matcha latte...
Roll back the clock, FF14 is somehow involved in Taiwanese politics again
>>581877935red snapper dogs are greatbut the bread does look shitty
>>581877975We've already established that you have the palate of a child, you can't stop replying if you don't have anything new to contribute to the discussion.
>>581877508why is it so RED?!?
gonna zap every retard itt with the mating season beam
>>581877740Have you ever heard of "Tarragon" now thats a tasty plant, it's very anise like.
>>581877586All I can say is that I disagree but you do you.
my femlala just rp walked her way through titan normal with some randoms
>>581873503This is pretty much my femra
>>581877082creature
>>581878146aura
>>581878108The only thing that's been established is that you like eating literal shit, poojeet.
>>581877893but where is your trip?
>>581877508May my sunnie+ breed
>>581878184Proof?
>>581873696This is what happens to constipated femra
I miss DRS but forgot all the mechanics and left the discord
Peanut butter in the UK:>Peanuts>Vegetable oil>SaltPeanut butter in the USA:>Peanuts >Vegetable oil>Salt>Sugar>Molasses (basically sugar)Your obsession with peanut butter makes more sense now. In the UK you taste 1 teaspoon and you're like EUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH SO MUCH PEANUT FLAVOUR AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH SO SALTY
>>581877894Enemies hit harder and got 126% more hp, so you can't skip shit. Also is all about item RNG
>>581877894First board is pretty easySecond board stack stuff to survive Loosefrox autos and heals3rd board just do the mechanics 1st master board is the biggest pile of RNG garbage square enix has ever madecurrently progging master board 2 but so far only annoying thing is surviving with enough hp not to get destroyed by durga
>>581878114yes actually! a salad bar chain i loved used to make a tuna and tarragon pasta salad i really liked before covid put them out of business. its not very common but i loved how it tasted.>>581873503my femra used to have a tail like this but gposing it was a real pain so shes sized it down to so its still bigger and long enough to drag on the floor but small enough to do so without clipping
>>581878371>currently progging master board 2 but so far only annoying thing is surviving with enough hp not to get destroyed by durgahaha... you'll have the same opinion as the 1st master board soon
>>581878217surprisingly doable on whm thanks to casual management of surecast and aetherial shift even had people dying to the mechanics so it's not like it was some perfect run where i didn't have to do any healing or ressing. was fun. i might try to do this more in general. i like walking and i am far too lazy to run.
>>581876786Noooooooit's oveur...
>>581878353>126%That is only extrapolation from the very first encounter on the first board under 3rd degree. As it turns out, every individual piece has its own values, some are barely fuck all like Ymir, some like Lauda get 70% per stack up to 210%.
>>581878279do you want a top down view of her tail or a side view
Gonna lovebomb another fiddie and leave her whimpering for cuddles before logging off
is Brando the biggest egg in xivg?
>>581877894my goat
>She(he) is way more of a picky eater than I originally thought.Ick supreme....
>>581878520somehow that makes me more pissed off because it means some fights were done like so by design
>>581878546Side view would be nice, love the underside of scaly tails
>>581876106I think they're both disgusting
>>581878609m-my bad...
>>581877083This is a living breathing exampe of how evil thoughts warp your physical body into a grotesque mockery of the human form.
>>581878596if former eggs count then it's appal
>>581878596not even close
happy moonie monday>>581870859https://youtu.be/8ncXOgv_m34
>>581878341My (american) femlala made cashew butter once using a blender and some cashews and some other stuff (no sugar, but i genuinely dont remember what else i added to it. this was over a year ago and it was very basic) and without any additives or sugar or preservatives or w/e it still tasted amazing. i dont think i have a sugar addiction. i think i just really like nut products.
i hate being a picky eater... as much as i'd love to eat my mom's food i just order doordash every single day instead...
>>581878596knowers know and it's not brando
>>581877567PD...
>>581878596no that would be ai ki
>>581878596eggy kibou
>>581878729former doesn't count>>581878736who is bigger?
>>581878596why does his bra have a teabag tag
>>581874729My lalaboy hates onions, iceberg lettuce, anything spicier than the blandest thing on the planet, most types of cheese, coffee, and every type of tea he's tried. And that's barely scratching the surface because when you get down to the things he likes he's more or less a chicken tendies autist.However. He WILL eat raw tomatoes. He WILL eat pickles. He WILL ALWAYS eat pineapple on pizza.
>>581878756Guehehehe
>>581877974>>581878353>>581878371rough... I'll get to it sometime, thanks for the reply bros>>581878605anon you're MY goat
>>581878609>Babe what's wrong you barely ate your indigenous cuisine
>>581878435>Salad bar chainJesus you really are a foid lmao
>>581878828isn't effy on estrogen though?
>>581878664Here you go
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8Dbg5PILw
>>581878596Brando's brantoesactually what mod for the flip flops?
>>581878931Make her a wife and polishing those scales daily
>>581878828Effy been a troon for more than 2 years now
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzAQkrOF9Xg
raen?
anyone here like fino fanta
My grown ass hrothgar just made the very adult beverage known as an Orange Soda Float.
>>581878596it's clownra
>>581878756I have some nut products for your femlala....
>>581879081
>>581878371Did you went a particular team for each
>>581878476I'm assuming it's all Lauda cause I'm kinda cruise controlling through the board if I can make it past Durga desu so far nothing has been pummeling me as hard as the gargoyle from mb1, whoever made that fight had no idea what the fuck they were doing
pls stop bully sprout
>>581879087yes, now post her topless
>>581876280Holy moly
I learned how to cook and got so good at it I'm 400lbs now...once your learn the forbidden dark magic of cooking, there's no going back...do you want to know what it is? Butter makes everything 100x more yummy. Meat, vegetables, anything you bake or fry, butter butter butter...butter in your scrambled eggs, in your dough, in your pasta sauce...*drools*
>>581878596Brando doesn't strike me as closeted trans at all, he's just a zoomer.On the flipside a lot of the femlalas come off like it.
>>581879087bigger
>>581879081theres one right there>>581879087
>>581878596what the hell is an egg
>>581879186pretty much yeahyou need a fuck ton of sustain to kill her or else youll just die to damage
>>581878756>i think i just really like nut products.My lalaboy remembers learning about fiber when he ate a entire container of honey coated peanuts.
>>581879087how can you fit all of that in there sis....
>>581879256stupid sexy fiddies
>>581878596i dont know about all this egg speak but i've wanted to gape his tight european boyhole for more than a few months now
>>581879341tranny groomer talk, pay no mind
>>581879271>he's just a zoomerPretty sure he's like barely on the cutoff point so he's one of those jaded soulless Gen Z's
>>581879286too big
>>581878596
I hate talking to normalfaggots.>Do you drink?>"Yeah, whisky or vodka usually">What ones? I have a bottle of Glenfiddich at home, it's very good.Brother I chug the cheapest piss that gets me drunk the longest and I need it to work NOW.
>>581879359may I plap
>>581879341Reddit term for a closeted trans person who denies being trans. In reality most of it is just femboys or closeted gay guys and they're retarded and put a label on it or try to force them into transition>t. rans
>>581879490Unfortunately in this case you were the normalfag
>>581877563Well shit I hope hera is doing okay
>>581879481>>581876369real one
>Go full puritan>See if I can make friends based purely on beeeeeing myself with no lewd >Literally get 1% as much interest as I used to, and it's mostly friend collectorsJesus...
>>581879490noone cares honbeast
>>581878435>yes actually! a salad bar chain i loved used to make a tuna and tarragon pasta salad i really liked before covid put them out of business. its not very common but i loved how it tasted.It's one of those things you can put with anything, pre covid I used to find this Ukranian/russian tarragon soda that was amazing.
>>581879490>someone tries to bond with you and ask what you like to know you better>erm I don't know I buy the cheapest $20 plastic handle >.<Retard
Maleroe slamfucking petite min height femra
>>581879087just post your tits already so i can cum on your face guy
>>581879607
>>581879607This is so fucking ugly
>>581879341Engineering Games General, at your service.
>>581879573Alcohol is for forgetting life, not turning into a dinner party talking point.
>>581879664The friends you made through ERPing aren't really friends so now you have to create friendships on real shared interests and hobbies instead of dude sex lmao.
>>581876428girl i'm rained on as fuckkk to get my vapeee pleaaaseee.
>>581879793>AIIIIIIIIE WHY DOES SHE LOOKS LIKE A GROWN WOMEN :C
>>581877083DB simped for this?
>>581879341Tranny grooming general see for yourself on >>>/vg/egg
>>581870859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-GYVApMqtg
>>581879809>doubles down on his normalfaggotryoof
>>581879793Y r u ghey?
>>581879172Yeah, the only unit I used consistently across all 5 boards is my main man the colibri, everything else I just matched random shit. Buffalo, Behemoth and Chimera are good for when you need AoE but microing Buffalo for the cone is a bit of a pain. Pugil really helped on board 3, Spriggan really helps with any interrupts, Zu + Vulture are a great generic damage kill team, Wespe is great for finishing shit off or any fights that hover around the 90 second mark (Corpse Flower on MB1 you can Wespe > killdudes > resummon Wespe and finish it off if your DPS is good). Cu Sith is also pretty strong but I don't tend to use it much cause my Colibri does most of the piercing and it has a better Piercing trick. Drake is strong for the scalekin tech and in general having a ranged attack, ditto for Adamantoise. I know poisons are popular but I almost always prefer bursts to poisons.
>>581879490Malibu on the rocks for my lalaboy.
