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>>581894065Here's the deck
This thread will be Daring
Tachyon LOVE
XGURICAPPERS BROS...
Around Mares, Bewares
>>581897107You had a singular job...
>>581897267I'm sorry anon!
>>581897181nta but I feel like a cowardly lazy shit. I could replicate this deck within the margin of error (3lb Finemoan)this is the last time I hide in open league, probably
>>581897191fusu
>>581897062Generational fumble for someone posing as a noble samurai
>>581897062This uma looks cute I can't wait to pull for her! :D
>just found out Gentildonna's dead>a year after she diedRIP Ojou, I'll make sure and pull you when you come to Global. >look at this mareok now I see what the jokes and fanart are about. This mare is JACKED, holy shit
Cow
I'm eager for the grandma, but also for these two dorks.
>>581897504Is this the jav swimming pool
>5/5 twice todayRound 2 is always better than Round 1 for me, every single CM
can you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcan you feeel that hybrid rainbow
>>581897497losing Grass Wonder, Urara, and Gentildonna within some months was wild
>>581893704Myes. Kita was pretty useless tonight, but the 17 year old is still butchering Hogs.
>>581897526me on the right
>>581897497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOwcaIEEDgno wonder she's called The Strongest Mare
If I'm unable to enter at reset, what is the best time to enter if I actually WANT to go up against strong opponents?Maybe I just got "lucky" but I'm getting matched with nothing but XOguris, noticeably weaker than my own. Some of the non-Oguris were impressively strong, but not strong enough to make up for not being XOguri.I'm not going to be able to enter at reset tomorrow either, I'd like it if I could go up against at least 1 team at the same level as me.
is my nattie cursed
>>5818981436-10 hours of reset for prime SEA and EU opponents
>>581898143Sweats go at reset, after that it's random. You can find strong teams at any time but sometimes you will face casuals or people who wait it out so sweats finish their races. Queue whenever you can and pray you find decent teams.
Does commander Spe's unique good on frontrunner?
>>581898383as an inherit it turns to target speed instead of current speed so nyo. Use kita and sei ults instead
>>581898383ye
>>581896232I'd like to join rooms but they always fill before I can. I simply observe and formulate my plans from the eaves and the shadows...
they keep making umamoe uglier...
what Global umas are still alive IRL?
>>581898515You can host desu, more people joining rooms is always nice
>>581898634afraid to get exposed you shitty platlet? Kek
Consider the following:
Thoughts?
>>581898638Off the top of my head: Doto, Flash, Scarlet, Currenchan, Dober, and Goldship.
Dober always clutch when it matters the most>>581898182NSM doesn't work that nice this CM, next CM it's good
>>581898820Considered, approved and fucked
>>581898515why do anons hate hosting rooms so much? is not like you lose TP or RP by doing it
>>581898916Kita and Dia too!
>>581898906mmm titties...
Consider the following image:
>>581898987>simply wants to host 1-2 room then stop to get a general feel of my team>gets shit on because I don't host enoughit's a real thing
>>581898987It's tedious and you can 'accidentally doxx x too'
>>581898916aren't the dirters still alive too?
>All this wife postingI can't mention everyone...>>581897338You should be>>581897363RODAH!>>581897747Can you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel life? movin' through your mind?Oooooooooh, looks like it came back for more! yeah!
>>581898987nta I play on phone exclusively so I don't have the fancy hakuraku hack like anons here post after each room
>>581899090
>>581898987No point hosting rooms unless your club is full of shitters
>>581899149>>581899142>>581899310That's fair.>>581899207You don't have to, anyone wanting a hakuraku replay has hakuraku installed.
>>581898820but what if
>>581898987/uma/ is full of shitters so I don't host rooms here anymore, can find better and more competitive players somewhere else
>>581899207Just ask someone to upload it, one of the people that join the room or are spectating are bound to have haku
>>581898820I'm won over and eager to run her in Arima Kino
What if...?
Whew
what if slop?
>>581899207I roomhost as a phoneposter without hakuraku, you can do it too!
>>581899736love this high schooler
>>581898820>Palmer doesn't get this as an altWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>78 posts>51 image slots used so farSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>581899953
>>581899953No
>>581899586first-rate wife
Any more needless image posting and you will get the Uokka boot.
The podium and no, Grass is an ace too
>>581899953Who gave you the authority to boss us around?You think you're some sort of big slot?
Which is the better choice if I'm trying for the next CM?
>>581900110erm...
ANOTHER B RANK FOR YOU!
>>581900102Nyo
>if you don't login to Uma Musume for 5 days you get 10 free 10-pulls on Kitasan Blancois it worth it?
>>581900000NYOOOOO (checked)>>581900002NYOOOOOO>>581900152THAT WAS TOO PUNNY NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581900563not. dancho
>>581900102but it's comfy in there
>>581900356who are you training?
>>581900152>>581900612I will ALWAYS "waste" a slot for my punny wife!
>>581900000Witnessed
>>581900563if anyone in my club does this im kicking them btw
>>581900683Maruzensky.
Where does the Center stand?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxlTm8giPZw
so you guys are just going to use a V thread? really?
+1 to image limit
I run 1 ace and 2 debuffers. I am also a homosexual.
>>581900759no one actually likes falco.
>>581900720even if they still make quota?
>>581900869You're cool.If your ace isn't named Oguri Cap
>>581900792THe little guy needs a win once in a while. Let the kid have it
Do trainers even get dayoffs?Some are even forced to go with their trainees for some reason
Other than gw and dd combo, what are the most important Onige/Front runner white sparks to get? early lead? focus?
>>581899207if im hosting on my phone i literally just crop out to only the column of uma portraits because fuck erasing the names that's too much work
>>581900560To the boot with you.>>581900669Can't deny that, enjoy your goomba stomping.
>>581900875>GOES TO TOP>becomes number 1 umadolYour response?
>>581900934That's the wonderful thing!They don't!Because their job and love life are their trainees!
>>581897526my pov (I'm providing moral support for my fellow umadachi)
>>581900934(You) only meet up with (You)r trainee once every two weeks. Obviously (You)'re doing lots of work like monitoring her independent training, etc., but (You) are very much *not* yoked to her 9-5 M-F.
>>5819010621, 2, 3
G2 view yesterday on the paddock
>>581901062>didn't even reach her fan numbers without tampering from the higher upslmao what a fraud
>>581900949unironically late race velocity. Your deck and built in kit will handle the midrace rat race. It's rare to find late race boosts so you can shit on backliners trying to catch up
>>581901062this is my response.
>>581901157*breaks neck*Nice image!
>>581900356Guess I'll just flip a coin then.
okay i'm done enjoy your remaining image slots
>>581901113Weird, my trainee lives with me and we have a cozy domestic life on and off the trackMaybe you should reconsider your contract...
>>581900748hitting stam requirements with just 1lb McQueen looks rough. Left might give better results.Good news is that hitting 1200/x800/x800 isn't impossible even for newfrens (where X is required stam/guts), so it should work eventually. I assume you're training in Aoharu?
>>581900949Restraint. Rushing during a spot struggle is a death sentence for most fronts. Other than that just get more stuff.
>>581901203So, for example, next cm, skills like pressure and firm resolve should take priority?
>>581901398Yes, and this is what I got earlier with two stam.
>>581901380I was referring to scheduled training, which occurs twice monthly.
>>581901157Glad he won, but damn was it close for seemingly no reason
Good morning,You Friendly people!You most kind of kids!You milf breeding gooners!
Which uma is the most graceful and elegant?
>>581901441>pressureit's bad because you need to overtakefirm resolve is pretty good. And there's always racing spirit stam to get
...............
>>581901509so fucking close, a few more speed rainbows and you would have made it. impressive
>>581901509Then tried this to fix the speed problem.
I hate how the entire game just boils down to gambling on positional accels.
>>581901565I breed boys (female), actually.
Quick, I need a cute late surger uma with really big breasts
>>581901784Extremely based
>>581901727the point is you fight over them throughout the race, which is why front is kinofor lates you kinda just 'hope' you don't overshoot OR undershoot. instead of JUST moving forwardpace does this well tooand ends, because they typically ONLY shoot uptldr; lates are kinda cucked in the epic regard
>>581901727why are you playing the gambling running style if you hate gambling
umas i would hate fuck: nattie, oguri, eshin and trancend
>>581901727Dude that's literally horse racing lmao
>>581901860just put on the shoes nigga
>>581901860umas that would fuck you:
>5, 10 pulls is 7,500 carats>A+ only gives half and more than thatgomen dancho...I'll pull fans for the first week to the point that if you kick me we'll go down in A. See ya in a month heh
>>581901860what do these 4 have in common?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>>581901721that might be your winning deck then, keep running it but focus stam more and pop bubbles on speed and wit a *tad* less. 900 stam + white *should* be enough for Arima Kinen.
>>581901727It's gotten way worse now that 2 debuffers is a staple in 90% of lobbies. It's just a big joke.
>>581900949RS StaminaFirm resolveTail held highMad dash/risky business (not worth it yet with current stam numbers unless chukyo sprint)Slipstream/rampup for rabbit setups, not a priority, should skip.
I want to lick her all over
umas i would agp: rickey kitasan still mcqueen tact ai rice teio grass bobo oguri suzuka ayabe rulership shion bue
gm
>>581902216
>>581902106The moment red skills are negated in CM we can actually have some fun variety that's viable and not just underdogs hoping the Xog gets brocked or their own Xog can be luckier
Post plump umas please
>>581901852Late needs an accel that has precondition like cheer halo, maybe stay at 5-6 for first half or something
>>581902298That's a (hot as fuck) MOTHER! YOU CAN'T POST HER!
>>581902215hey..
>>581902382hello
>>581902194Only Sei Trainers are allowed to
Umas that could rape me without resistance: the ones that have at least one vowel and or at least one consonant that aren't Christmas Vodka
>>581901852Lates are kino on longs now tho. Racing stam, risky business, claw forward
Help.
>>581902574kinda true I'm doing arima spe and she's fun to watch
What cards to use to clank good long parents?
>>581902574>your late bypasses 6 debuffers and whiffs all accelsyeah bwo it's so fucking KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581902686>bringing debuffers to arima kinenstay in 6k lobbies lil swochacho
fucking homo auto clanker ive only gotten wit in the last 5 fhaseyufh hyues uhyies huyeisehs runs even with rerolls
>>581902686Learning how to build a team comp for the meta is part of being a good trainer
>>581902640>Swinging>Long Corners + Straight>See ya later
3* is too poverty
>>581902808>he rerolled
>>581902808You should take a break from the game desu
>>5819029594* is also poor lmao
Kissing boys?
A solitary stayer who loved Yodo and an Invincible dance that bloomed in Tokyo's 2,000 flowers. Rice Shower and Yaeno Muteki have sent me to A finals
>>581902967always>>581903043yea but not as poverty which is what matters>>581903054me next please
>>581902263Falco may be stupid, but I have to say she is at least friendly
>>581903054No thank you I am not attracted to those. However I would be pleased to kiss the pretty girl in that picture.
>>581903065and what is Neicha, their serf
>>581902940328 left. Should I take spe's+inside scope or upgrade O/greens?
>>581901784Need big rula tits in my life (and face)
>>581903065>uses a debufferAnon... we all know it was Natie, otherwise she wouldn't be there
>>581903054inversion
>>581903054>Always preferred big tits>Always will prefer tits>But flat anime girls are hot as shit when they're this well build and portrayedI hate it
>>581902215Sex with AiStill raping meSex with AyabeSex with Grass
>>581903065yo forgot to thank someone gwochis
>>581903207good boy
>>581903180Why? DFC are great in fiction because they'll never be real
>>581901784>>581903145Umafailures shouldn't have such oppressive bodies
>>581903256Cuz it makes me crave more cute girls, than simply going for the obv big tiddy haversA nice problem to have, but nonetheless a problem
>>581903142I would take Straight Adapt and Dreams Donned.I am not sure if you have a skill that procs Dreams Donned tho...
>>581903180Here I fixed her for you.
>>581900356>>581901721>>581901509You should probably stick to the A+ leagues, you're straight up getting raped otherwise
>>581903140>>581903151>>581903209i'm working on a third ace but yes, the Bronze Collector was a key piece, my apologies
>>581903346at last you see the light and a good path of cute girls awaits you
I was just in a race where my Cafe got late promoted. It fucking sucks, none of her skills worked, but it was really funny.
>>581903142The former
>>581903346irl>flat chest lame, medium is good, big CAN be good, flat ass is disgusting, medium ass is fine, big as is good but most times disgustingfiction>flat chest is delicios, medium is delicios, big is delicious, flat asses are passable, medium is delicious, big is delicious
>>581903391That's why it's inside scope+spe'sIt's still gambling so I am not sure...
>>581903353Learning that this is where that one panel is from has completely changed it for me
>>581903396holy BOY SEX>>581903464I'm not some boring ass "I only like X" type, never been. Girls are very much like music to me, they need to sound/look good, and anime does this extremely well.>>581903528Well said.
did you wonned
>>581902671Pls respond. Or do you literally just find a parent somewhere and breed the skills in?
>>581903660Yeah
>>581903245thank you..
>>581903145many do. >>581903297she deserves to have at least ONE upside with how terrible she is in general.
group A finalist only563377275633772756337727
>>581903660fuck you
>>581903660Wonnered hard, can I get a smooch as reward?
I love my genius wife!
>>581901784>>581903145MANY are saying this>>581903601nattie WIFE
>>581903660yesh
>>581903547I guess you can try the gamble, only green worth double circling is right handed. Honestly without Curvature the Ace kinda feels bad anyway since Curvature is really good cause it can proc twice here
>>581903821*smooch*
>>581903932tag yourselfim curren
>>581903773again 724424427244244272442442
>>581903773>789 roomDNI
>>581904026Why are you ugly
>had my 5 win streak cucked 3 times in a row by Xoggy double dommy teams
>>581903915Thanks
>>581903932how much of a whore does a girl have to be to get married in a dress like Amazon's or King's? You can practically see King's panties it's so short in the front.
make cope rooms here all you want xog will come for your gaynigger ass
>>581902940>>581903391>>581903503>>581903883I gonna take the gamble then. Might back to her later when I am done with second ace. Still not sure Kita or Seiun is better/easier2 speed cards run is fucking shit.
cuddling doko
>>581903932why are child umas getting wedding dresses?
>>581904130Anon...You know what brides do after the wedding, right? Specially if they love their husband very, very much?
really not a fan of how JP Uma does forced wins and forced losses
>>581904084you're entitled to your opinion
>>581904114It's over.
>>581904130hishiama just doesn't give a shitkingu is a whore though.
>>581904158Enemy xog will whiff two recoveries and not proc unique in my finals
>>581903716SSR Cafe has some good long skills. If you have MLB Riko, you can borrow Cafe and go for 1100+ stam while you're at it
>>581904209So what? You're not supposed to dress like a whore during the wedding.
>>581904202
Why doesnt anyone call her a boyuma?
>>581904202Big need to wake up cuddling with this silly goose
>>581904382Boys don't have big tits
>>581904382she's too cool to be called a boy
at the med CMswhere the plats atxoggy want dom dom
>>581904382Too much aura
>>581904158I'm free of hog after this until Pisces 2 but then I'll be more free after that
>>581904382She is more of a MAN uma, rather than a cute boy with or without tits
Fucking fantastic.
>>581904319>he doesn't know
>>581904382tits way too big
>>581904382I don't want to get punched in the face
>>581904382I see through your attempt at getting us to post her giant tits
>>581904527
>>581904575You're good...
GRAND LIVE FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSI HATE IT I HATE IT I FUCKING HATE IT
>>581904527She's washed up... time to send her to the old folks' home.
>>581904062one more908055769080557690805576
>>581904545nigga just undress
>>581904158I will cum in xog's ass, actually.
>>581904461Scorpio the last time I can get a starred platinum
>>581904527Today I lost two borrows to her jobbing the debut race
>>581904672>spectating disabled
>>581904825Good
claw forward has to be the most gaslight skill of all time since ppl are bringing murmurkilling yourself in the final spurt for fun
Does umamusume have good doujins?
>>581904918The Mr. C.B. ones are good
>>581904904It's gonna be good, anonIn a year lmao>>581904918Well... King Halo has one...
>>581904527Lmao Isn't she like 50 or something? go knit or some shit what is she still doing racing
>>581904672Can my lates stop randomly dropping to 9th mid race
>>581904672good luck on your finals everyone
>>581904982You're younger than that, what are you doing in this place rotting like a loser lmao
>>581904904This CM I've seen my ace multiple times hit racing spirit stam, get a good burst of speed and push to the lead, and then stand straight up right as she passes the goalIt's okay to gas out if she's already won
someone post zephyr tits
>>581905103t-thats not a nice thing to say...
>>581904825It is hosted by IT
>>581903180ive been looking for this image thanks
>>581905178Who'd know serious Bakushin would be so... Sexy...
>>581904904>gutlet
>>5819046724th favorite, 4th place, 4 lengths but not 4th gate
>>581904904stamina debuffs are still a gaslight
>>581904302Whoa.. good idea. Thank you anon.
>>581905103the idea of rotting in this place until you're so old sounds so goodwhen I was 20 I wished I was the same degenerate loser 10 years later and I was so glad when that came true, please give me 20 more years of this
>>581905235800 guts wont save u from exploding
>>581905237but at least your post ended in a 7, everything is balanced now
>>581904918call me an expert on this matterAwei- absolute vanilla, there's plenty out there but I like Bourbons the mosthahakigi- Tachyonfag masterclass of a 30 pager, his other works is alright especially the rice one and Transcend one.Kumiyabe- mostly NTR/RAPE except that ONE seiun x tore and nishino flower x tore, I like seiun x tore and that short Eishin Flash ntr one. Raping little cocon is also
>>581905282why
>>581905332it's fun
>>581902785>he thinks there won't be debuffers in arima CM
Surprisingly, round 2 D1 was a lot easier than round 1 D1
>>581905143no one pulled for her and so no one has pics of that. sorry anon
>>581905439
>>581905549sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
I killed multiple cocky understammed UF xogs in round 2 with stam debuffers. Wish I recorded it but it was funny seeing it died just before the finish line then I swoop in for the win
post ARIMA KINEN CM DEBUFFERSq
>>581905534i'm sad now
>>581905323sasapolitan creates short 3-10 pagers utmost but they're all colored and its hot as fuck. Beware of the occasional futamusume howeverfeeri- dunno if they upload now but they made cute stuffYasaka- rape/ntr 60+ pagers, they're fucking hot and he draws good what else can I saydush- does he count? He makes great umaporn but they're not full doujins
>>581905305Ummm gutssisters? Our second stamina bar?
>>581905737Same one as always. Siphon is the same as any other Subdued, so it's kinda silly to waste a slot with SSR Cafe
>got into A groupDamn i was sure i will be in B group this CM
>>581905835Just wait for larc.. We'll show them...
>>581905737
>>581906097
>>581905737Reusing the ones from dirt medium until there's something better
>>581906097You can't even pick Meek how did you get her into A finals
>>581906142that's literally me
Uma with giant, brown, and uneven areolas?
>>581906176Meek debuffer
>>581906142She just needs to shower
>>581906142me, except I'm not remotely as cute, or hot(big tits), or a girl/uma
>>581905534I could've gotten Tama and not goes deep into 200 pulls but these 2 memes uma just have to cockblock me. Hate them. Falco is fine.
>>581906176>he hasn't unlocked meek yet
>>581906176Meeklet bro.....
>>581906340>>581906430WHAT IN TARNATION
>>581906142She's just like me except that I'm not japanese, a girl, an uma, or a nepobaby and I actually tend to shower. so she's nothing like me at all.
>>581906280Hypothetically if you were just as cute, hot(big tatas), and an uma would you accept my offer to become my trainee?
>>581906294
>>581905737>CM debuffers in arima>doms without keen eye>murmur that edges on others bringing stamina debuffs as well, else you're solo acing vs everyone with their 2/3 aces
Rulership is just like me because she just wants to game
mob love
>>581906612no fuck off you ugly mug
This is the best I could do. Can I just start using this to train aces? I would've really liked Winter Runner but oh well.
Can 564 activate a skill that failed its wit check earlier in the race?
>>581906501Only room for one red and white uma, and that's Hayahide. What a funny way for that race to end.
>>581906501>got both Biwa version>rolled for steampunk Tickezo>no TaishinWhy doesn't she come home...
>>581906847yea
>>581906763Why is everyone being so fucking mean to me today. Literally in two other threads I've been dogged on for no reason. FUCK YOU 7 AND YOU FUCKING DIE
everyone who failed to make it in group A owes me a smooch
Left the rice cooker cooking and I'll be gone for 2 hoursMy house wouldn't be on fire when I return right?
>>581906897WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>581906897
>>581906897why did shiraoki mean by this?
>>581906921rice cookers usually have a timer function where they turn off after they're done or goes into warm mode instead. You DO have a proper one right?
>>581906897Holy crap everyone is on strike today
>>581906897This is why you get bullied
>>581906847Anything failed by a witcheck and if it has a cooldown that passed, yes. Do note you want it on essential skills, because it can do a funny and make you proc Concentration as one of the golds if you whiffed that, so keep that in mind unless you're building for TT.
>>581906789Where's your loopa
>>581907015I left just right when it turned warm, but I'm just so rushed I forgot
>>581906897you're autistic and trying to hit on random nonnies thats why youre getting bullied
>forever young won g1 race in USAIs this first time in history?
>>581907182Cesario did it first
what is with the 7s todaya fuku put a death curse on a nigga earlierit was blocked with copa feng shui shiraoki told somebody to KILL THEMSELVES... NOW!!!it's just a bloodbath
7 and you stop using debuffers
>>581907179Yeah but is it working
Seven BEEEERS
>>5819068977 and this neigha gets a GF this year4 and he will never get her
>>581907434lmao
>ninja uma (mare)>no bondage/interrogation(sex) artunacceptable
>>581907434stop that
>>581907434Now THIS is some GOOD FUCKING FOOD!
>>581907434You just created a villain.
>>581907434Umama...
8 and all 7s are nullified
>>581907569These look worse each time
Rulership is just like me because she's a total fuck up
No curses allowed!
>>581906789despite not having many whites you got pretty lucky getting a 3* stam 3* longit's looks fine enough, but make sure your GPs aren't the same uma as your ace because she gets zero affinity with herself
7 and Umama and V get back together
>>581907640She's just like me too, in that she is not a character in any video game that I am currently playing
it's over for umama
>>581907434Damn i wanted 7... sorry bro... It's not me it's numbers
>>581907395you might be able to bag the chiyoposter
I keep seeing videos of people running Nakadashi Festa and her zooming 5 lengths on the last spurt and winning by a head
4 and I get neisha GF7 and (YOU) die a very slow and super mysterious cold
>>5819076797 and she cheats on him
>>581907781Yes she won and I she gave me head
Made it into A finals despite everything, wish I could have gotten more stamina but GL is a miser when it comes to stamina>>581906886She'll come home eventually, she's just in her rebellious phase
Don't ruin Shiraokiposting by associating it with your targeted attacks at anons.
>>581907864>she
>>581907914fuck youDIE
>>581907781Unique + come what may + nothing ventured + pedal + racing stam is hella drug
Lets all be nicer to one another
why cant umaricans be real
>>581907656I did not know this. Then what's the whole looping with 3 umas thing people told me to do?
So why isn't V posting his cm stats?
>>581907962Stfu red+yellow
7 and luck is a lie
>>581908043Post yours right fucking now.
>>581907906>Santa Biwafag strikes againsasuga, impressive
>>581908067
>>581908067Dont be like that
>>581908040check this explanationhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0gZSDftlUT8
>>581907987they are real to me and that's all that truly matters in the end.
stop playing with fate
>loses to hayashi>loses to shiraoki>made 50+ aces just this CM>will lost finals to xogumamers needs a W soon
>>581907906Luckily, Arima Kino is a fake long, so hope you persevere getting the stamina needed for that. Good stuff, Biwabwo.
what a dangerous amounts of 4 and 7s in the threadcan I have a dub for feng shui? or 8
>>581908215
>>581907906Yeah I hope she'll come home eventually. Maybe when I roll for Rob Roy.
>>581908118Wow so angry
Moshi moshi, Immigration Services. There are two chesnut umas from America that have overstayed their student visas at Tracen.
>>581908263literally who
Angling finemo rapes this CM. 60% wr on herI should run her with 2 debuffers instead of alongside Rice for the finals,
>>581907746The chiyoposter is too timidThey should be more forward
>Can use Inari One in next CMInari bros... cool
>>581908330
>>581908394ayo homo tranny faggot wanna fug?
>>581908194>4Is that a threat?
>>581908118uh oh melty
>>581908418You can use Inari One in every CM.
>>581908468Now do this as Chiyo
Okay let's all be nice to each other, okay?Yes even to V before you askGive him another chance
>>581902106It's not a given that 2 debuffers are even good since the "gambling for position" part requires getting the position, the only problem is xog doesn't care about position. These are if anything uncorrelated issues, if xog played by the same rules double debuffers would return to being relegated to solo autists.
I want to use Inari One but not for CM
Why is sillius trying to seduce me in nakayama's story?
>>581908552No. Fuck you. SHINE!!
>>581908448Kris S is part of the family and not a chestnut.
>>581908556you'll summon... THEM
>>581908538Nah she have skill for long, so it's optimal to use her in longs
mommy...
>>581908662woah woah woahwe're talking about possibilitynot metaif you love her you run her, simple as
>>581908194What if you play Fate?
>>581908263umamers lost that cm too
UmaSumi you SCHMUCKS!>>581908735Then I'll either die of Boredom (FGO), tired of reading (og VNs), or butt blasted because I'm shit at fighting games.
>>581908629WHO?!
>>581908606This is good tsunPerhaps the harshness was not deserved
>>581908735
>>581908594It's a gamble
>>581908724I think you can allow it, if you day one player and you have a lot of SSRs...
Just normalize accel skills across the board instead of this goofy shit.
7 and I rape0 I get raped
>Virgo 2 took me three completed careers to get a UG8 ace with good skills and Distance S, and three more for another UG5 ace>Libra 2 took me two completed careers to get a UF ace, three careers get another UG7 ace, and five careers to get a UG5 ace>Scorpio 2 took me upwards of ten careers to get UG5, five careers to get UG3, and two careers to get UG3 before i got burned the fuck out and cant roll any morewhat is going onis this just RNG? I don't have the gas to try and build better ones anymore
>>581908556I'm only going to be nice to straight anonsThe LGBTQYXZP have GOT TO GO
>>5819089217 and I rape you to vent my frustration
>>581908810
>>581908919you WILL use boypussy till EoS
>>581908556How many chances does HE get
>get mood down>ok i will use hello here>next turn another mood downKino..
>17 whites but 11 of them are racesEh...I guess some will give relevant greens, but the skill whites are cool and getting that stamina and long spark, I definitely can't hate it, I'm impressed I got anything good from a weak clanker test ending with an S. But now I can start trying to get a good Palma parent set soon.
>>581908556I don't care about itI do hope Umama is only meming about the mental illness stuff tho, maybe I should ask him the next time he crazy posts...
>>581909335https://youtu.be/SxlTm8giPZw
>>581909467>stamina+long>restraint and groundworkthis one is a keeper
>>581909467>Eh...I guess some will give relevant greens,Race whites have like 1/5 the chance of a regular white to fire, so its as if you had 7-8 whites in reality
how much was TT cutoff yesterday?
>>581909546Umama is called HRT Henry for a reason
>>581909546Some people are just crazy anon, and that's fine
>>581909467I'd kill to have a 3* stam, let alone a good long parentclanking has been fruitless so far
>>581909467>2* Restraint>2* Groundworkthis is a godtier Long parent, don't let any fucker tell you different.
>>581909546Does someone mentally sound play Umamsume: Pretty Derby for 15 hours a day??
I wish "is this game grindy" wasn't the first thing I was looking for when playing a game. Uma scratches that itch, or rather it did before independent parents completely eclipsed manual parents.
>>581909594986k, iirc. We've got one more week-ish before 1M is no longer safe.
>>581908167Ok I think I'll just not worry about CM then.
>>581908418Yeah...
>>581909240Idk why but some umas simply do not work for me in GL but others are godlike. I built a scenario record UF2 doto on my first try but it took me... I wanna say at least 20 attempts to get a cafe over UG4.
>>581909762Thanks anon. Just want to make sure since I usually get 1M.
>>581909663I've been clanking relentlessly and got a 3* stam 3* Mile Suzuka with very mediocre whites. She has 4* Long total, and I'll use her, but fuck me, that 3* Mile is such fuck you from Shiraoki, I'd be over the damn moon if it'd been a 3* Long.
>>581909467All you're missing is Ignited Wit/Prudent desu, would be a good Grandparent for the Arima
Can someone help me pop my bacne I can feel a new one
>>581909551Indeed, I will enjoy this Bobo for quite some time.>>581909565I knew it was low, but I think I mixed it up with the rate grandparent whites can give. A chance is still a chance, but I can definitely have this Bobo to build off for the next 1-2 weeks.>>581909663I'm bumbling into parents like this every 8 or 9 days, I believe you'll get a good clanker run soon enough, hopefully with a better average than me lmao.>>581909664I stay firm, I stay cozy, I shall do as such, bwo.
>>581909874your nonny can
>>581909874How fat do you have to be to not be able to touch every part of your back
>>581909874how are you getting acne are you 15 or something
post something sleepy
>>581909995>>581909997Juicin' My arms are too big now
>>581909997If true this anon needs to vacate this general ASAP before he gets groomed into being a tranny
>tfw never had acne as a teenagerheh
>>581910062proofs?
>>581910053
Winning Lives are always performed with the roles of greatest importance being given to the winnersFalcon knows that while technically every racer performs as an idol, to be an idol as an individual would require you to be consistently dominant in race after race after raceDeclaring oneself an umadol is distinct from just being an umamusume idol racerShe intends to win every race and sing every live and deliver hope to her fans every single timeThis is an Umadols ambition and promise
>>581909995Only foids and lanklets can touch their own backs.
>shart falcon>wall of text[-]
>>581907524what a brilliant idea
Is there really a career simulator that estimates what your career outcomes could be with your selected cards and parents? Where can i find it?
>>581909856I have this fun Pasa from when I was jumping between having her as a front parent and a pace parent in the middle of MANTblazer. I debate sneaking PP and DD in there if I want to be greedy for more sparks, but it'd be long term because her colored sparks suck. I am very behind on Ignited Wit, might have to find older parents or get a good borrow for that.
>tap light hello on junior year turn 7>her event to start dating happens immediately afterWhy can't the game just work like this all the time
>>581910372that sounds so gay I'm sure there is a clanker that can make aces like that, why even play the game when you follow a walkthrough so hard
>>581910053*Yawns* You are now yawning and sleepy because of my post. Get rekt
I'll show you who's the boss of this end.That's a mantblazer golshi btw
>>581910562>Santa Anita has a GI race this weekendIs it worth going?
>>581910685waow
>>581910685I kneel
>>581910505actually i realized it would be very helpful to know what the theoretical ceiling is and the average outcome could be so you could look at your own careers and see that you're like 2000 points under par without scouring practice rooms or even finding out during CM itself that people with your exact deck can belt out aces several ranks above yours
>>581910697/uma/ meetup
>shakur, try sliding here too~>you'll definitely enjoy it~
AIIIEEEEE MY FORESKIN!!!
Whats everyone's win rate so far?I am kinda surprised (and scared for finals) that this oguri ended up doing as well as she did (since shes missing uma stan and stuff like that).
>>581911108>>>/vm/2972615bwo....
brianbros will feast when her blaze version is out
rape is funny
>>581910751you can find out that by playing on your own, interacting with the community or chatting with your bros discussing the game, finding out people in public lobbies, it's that process that is removedbut I guess a clanker can save a lot of time so you don't have to do all that, it's good for people with less time to do stuff, I just find that part of the process fun so removing the fun of the game is a bit eh... everyone plays the game their own way anyway, so long as you are enjoying it then it's fine
>>581911172>>581911215
>>581911257i can't do it I've been looking forward to it since her story chapter but her race win face is too stupid
I think
The best thing about hog CM is in the final lobby where three hogs are in it, only one of them can get plat.
>>581911461don't do that wtf
>>581910697I live nearby and I go weekly.
>>581906921Its safe
>>581911461horse named finger
Star Anise gonna have an interesting careerWin Oka Sho, KWAB in Oaks, now in Sprinter StakesOur next Aston Machan
>>581911461must be fun
>>581911274Until it happens to you
>>581911569How many Meishos has Gold Ship produced?
7 and you lose finals to a clanker
>>581911696you have made many uma musume gamers uninstall the game
>>5819116967 and you get raped brvtally
umanko to face attack
just saw a guy outside jogging and he was running just like curren
>>581911696Nysama you're a fucking faggot and a massive retard
>>581911860That's from discord gwo
>>581911696If you lose to a shitty xogger like this you should consider transitioning to open league 2bqhwyfmln.
no one bounces like her
>>581911912If your xog has lower win rate than this, you should transition to open league
I'm having fun with my oishi
>>581911680gold ship was popular with smaller breeders because he's cheaper things will change tabaru wins the larc dahby
it's supiki
>>581911257Is blaze brian a must pull?
>>581912156Must pull for sex
>>581912076is he budget sperm to see if a new umanko produces complete jobbers before paying for the kitapits tier
>>581912156She rapes in long for a bit.
>>581912156must sex
>>581912201
>10 members aren't even doing 1 run>meanwhile I do 18 auto runs per dayWhat are the rules and cooldowns for quitting clubs because I am sick of this bullshit.
Just applied to a position that could finally get my career back on track and let me piggy out for cute umas
>>581912402Umama....
>>581912402mambro...
>>581912402Once the month is over ask your danchou to kick you, you will be able to join another club right away.If you're too shy to ask, you can leave and wait 24h for the cooldown to be over.
>>58191240224 hours till you can join a new club if you leaveNo cooldown if you get kickedWelcome to /Uma/Club Mambwo
We fucked
Orf is already up for retirement next year after breeding season gold ship is getting retired next unless Tabaru wins
>>581912402If you quit now you'll lock yourself out of carats this month. Wait until next month
>>581912239*blocks your path*
>>581912354his umaballs will be absolutely dry
>>581912239there's no fucking longs though
>>581912492
>>581912518No one pulled for her nor is anyone spending a selector on her though
>>581912586pama mega sex i pulled her
>>581910156biz idea winning lives but there's a king size bed in center stage
>>581912414good luck bwo
Now you remember Sun Visor
>>581912565digitan what a slut
>>581912647king isn't that big
Ninjin
>>581912414>4it's over bwo
>>581912501Orfe...
>>581904457but Cheval has big tits
hoko tarumay big tits
>>581912664For me it's Lord Royal
>>581912956
>>581912414>4Not so fast
>>581912819>can birth strong horses >but still relatively cheap because all of them are dirters or mares
3 speed feels so bad now after having used 2 for a while, back to that I suppose
>>581898820Why did this never get used as a CG for the event?Has there ever been an event before where the art for all 3 of the new support cards for it werent used as a CG at some point during the event story?
>>581912819>drop of 49 maresWhat happened with Rulership?
>>581913257umanko can easily amputate
Do you need a runaway to win as front team in Arima?
what the fuck is this retard talking about
>>581913445she's so edgy and cool...
>>581913445aaaarrghh her stupid face with the edge lord lines
>>581913445she's a BEAST and PRIMAL how do you not get it
>>581913445You wouldn't get it
future me
Is there not like an independent training card tier list made by JP players by this point? Would be good to see which cards are good for clanking in the future
danchou kick the leeches or I leave the clubyou have 24 hours
>>581913445she's talking about my DICK
>>581913627Huh?Don't you mean future wife?
>>581913696why are you like this mambwo...
>>581913728giwtwm
last thread didn't get it right
>>581913728nyopand I want a ring on my finger too.
>>581913727your dick has claws? that’s kind of badass…
MY OSHI TEAM BARELY MADE IT
oguri ate it
>>581913802>>581913864???
Uma for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
Lose Yourself and Monster, my favorite skills! Can't wait to use them next cm
>>581913953BEASTMODE
>>581913864heyyyy
>>581913868gj what is it
Ever closer to pulling on hip grandma.
>>581913664Don't think JP care enough about clanking cards because their scenarios are just so powercrept they literally have zaro problems reaching SS, hell even UE unlike global
brian owns every linkin park albumeven the new ones
>>581913868By the slimmest of fucking margins too. Would have fucking lost it if I didnt win that final race againts that fucking regular Oguri. Triumphant pulse is such bs.>>581914052Dober, Brian, and Flash.
>session verification errorThis shit kept pop up wtf.
I have Palmer and might run her for arima kinen
>>581912189>making it look easy
>>581914370Mejiros are racecourse size queens so you should do it.
>>581913664Independent Traininghttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/429951462450165905.htmlCard tier listhttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/147029748571208590.htmlThere is not a google doc like you want, I assume. As long you run 3 spd you will get good results.
>>581914370Same bwo
>>581914227based, i am using dober myself and she has the most wins for me
>>581914165>even the new onesThe one with the chick is about what I expect, the most "take it or leave it" I ever heard, but acknowledging One More Light, now that would actually be embarrassing.umamusume
>>581911461that Ines should hypnotize her trainer for fun, what can go possibly wrong?
>>581914505Dober didnt win a single race day 1 round 1 despite performing the best for me in rooms, it was all Flash. Now in round 2 it's Dober carrying me while Flash is just a spectator (she's very close to the minimum amount of stam so she's getting gassed out constantly by the army of natures)
So do you actually take both reds on your debuffer Nature or just Murmur + 564Asking for a friend
goodnight.
>>581914579Murmur for consistency.Both for rape gambling.
>>581914615gn
>>581914579the umasloppers don't want you to know, but you're actually supposed to load up on vision skills.
>>581914579if you have late savvy and solid power and wit stats I'd get both
what is the third best generic speed card after kita and tachyon and is it sweep tosho sr? (it is not maruzensky)
>>581914370I'm definitely running her, I also need to refine her more to be in line with the rest of my TT group, but that'll eventually come once I get my parents set.
>>581914578Round 1 has shit botted umas so Dober most likely overshoots constantly
>>581914615
>>581914769https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
morning coffee
Round 2 podium! Flash would have won but she gassed out to another neicha....
>>581914853goddamn Grass Wonder
>>581915119mayonegg
Eight runs today and not a single one had Mr CB or Kita or Yeppers finish their event.Not like, one of them finishes and the others don't. Literally not a single one finished.Coin RNG, Song ENG, the standard RNG, and the fact that no one wants to finish their god damn event. Can't imagine even whaling fixing this.Just end me.
Should I make a strong runaway or just a rabbit in Arima?
>>581914853What a bizzare image
Why are mares scary
I don't care
Enjoying the smell of my trainee
>>581915408Sweaty Bourbon....
Freaky hours
Was there keiba today, I think I remember something about a typhoon
>>581915610she knows what she's doing
>>581915620Yes
>>581915610I agree with the last panel.
>>581914853This may be the only good T-head comic I have ever seen.
>>581915730Any good races?
>>581915293Even a not-so strong runaway can be threatening in Arima Kinen
i'm sure this will work out just as planned...
>>581915605I don't like this image. The Nishino piss ritual post is the only one I'm glad it's gone
>>581915989I liked the "Heh, you think you can outspeed a flower?" one...
what's the minimum wit for fronts on arima kino
>>581915874The JRA anniversary race was alright but kinda meme that it was on dirtThere is another graded tomorrow in Urawa
>>581916071Me too bwo maybe they were the same person
>>5819161101100, 1000 is copeable, 900 is megacope.
>>581916214guess im playing triple late
>>5819161101k
Can you run supreme spechud as a late next cm?
>>581916379why would you not, you have leap forward now
>>581915937You really are a brave one. NeoUni doesnt have any medium CMs to race in GM and Pokke is available with 2.5 anni selectors btw so if you're comfortable spending money you can get some decent wiggle room buying those vouchers
>>581916423idk maybe her unique doesn’t work as late…
>>581916071>Heh, you think you can outspeed a Flower?
>>581916527wtf!
>>581916613>neicha>ayabe>hishiama>el>kris sexweird but good team lineup
awful team lineup
>>581916524her unique is final corner as long as you take another final corner skill you're good
>>581916685
>>581916840mirako sexmirako impregnation mirako marriage
>>581916840>sex with a fat and lazy fuckno one does this
Chills I won because my neicha is the dominator variant instead of the useless murmur/ASE
>>581917178HOLY SOUL
i've not won a single arima room if there was at least one debuffer present and my horses are pretty goodwhat a lame game
>>581916103cute rice
>>581917178None of the torainas in that race have a penis bigger than 3 inches
>>581917206you have to wait until the non-neets get to building to start winning
>>581917235
2nd alt where
Women find it arousing when men use hog + double dom in a cm
i haven't seen senior year in like 10 runs now due to how bad my junior year luck has been
>>581917290Donkeh
>>581917387never.
>>581917178>the absolute state of uma musume champion's meeting
Here they are
>>581917353She bites!
I dont care about Arima but I have to win cm21 because thats my penis size
>>581917492But the first word of every line spell TTSTGFSRHIAO IICAOSAPGTSPF
where did all these retards with stam debuffers come fromfuck off and let me get my 3 wins already
>>581917743>blonde>retardedRepeal the 19th
JORDAN'S LIPSTICK RINGS ON MY COCK
>>581917206Xog wouldn't be as strong without debuffers
>>581917743…
I'm not taking my meds fuck off
Will Falco ever fuck her trainer
>>581917806Yes
>>581917471>>581916613I like slutty Nice Nature.Corrupt the pure wife
>>581917774>>581917798I got words and letters mixed up againBut it spellsTo Tainer-San Truly Grateful for Support Really Hope I Always your I'd It Could Attend Of Shows And Promise Give The Shows Possible FalcoNot I really love you
>>581917961Since you're retarded
>>581918160Include the star!
will the auto trainer ever remember the last used race schedule or is that too hard to implement
>>581918160What? Falco would never say that.
Sex with Smart Falcon
>>581918160Oh I ignored that pannel cause it didn't have cute characters
>>581918239And she didn't, she WROTE IT you fucking dumbass.>>581918269It's panel, not pannel you fucking retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFN-yMGK_kA
>>581918343You don't need to be rude
>>581917569who is your oshi, horsecock anon?
Falco will fuck her trainer, trust the schedule.If anything else fails, I'll lock them up in a room while the TV screen plays a 18 minute and 44 seconds personal tape of me raping my trainer serves as guidance material while it loops.
>>581918208
>>581917540Vivlos is a dangerous mare.
God I fucking hate all of you
>>581918374I just watched this earlier, holy shit REPO is such a shit game. How the fuck did it ever take off? A shame that this had to be game the CB and Ace played.
>>581918445Nishino and Daiwa
I hope every one of you die
>>581913323Double front + runaway rabbit will probably be the strongest, triple front should still be pretty good
>>581918374Laurel's VA has such a cute voice.
>>581918374Laurel's VA has such an irritating voice
you need to chill
>>581914482LMAO shit advice like always
>>581918959saggy tits, saggy ass, saggy hag.disgusting>>5819189764 and i have necrophilic sex with rickey's dead cold body
waheymorningu
>>581914138What's the UE threshold improve?
>>581919054WELP
>>581919223
>>581919054
what the heck is witful
>>581918680good for casuals like voice actors
>>581919336saar do the witful
>>581919409>Dober getting ready to draw the doujin
>>581919336translationslopyou either hope to get it from scenario hints or you borrow wit sweepy
hi
He still got it!
>>581919336>tfw dont have nishino or kinguBack to borrowmines for me boys
>>581920142but Kris, summer is over....
>>581920195Somewhere its alwayd summer or warm at least
I don't wanna bake....
>>581920250true....
do i pull regular kris s or wait for her halloween banner?i also want halloween shakur so i’m leaning towards the latter
it's okaythis can be the last thread
>>581920374Yep
>>581920393They serve different purposes, regular is for longs and halloween for mediums. There's a selector you can buy shortly after the halloween banners if that influences your decision
>>581920393vanilla is a long horse, frankenkris is medium
>>581920393Normal Kris -> long umaSpoopy Kris -> medium uma
it’s called threadblazer
Ass
>>581920496>>581920521>>581920528naruhodo, think it’s a pull halloween and voucher normal kris angle then
wait do we get uma selectors on half annis as well?
>>581920680yeah they start doing those at half annis as well starting with the 2.5 one
Damn looks alright
We can die now.
>>581920796the thumbnail of this alsways makes me think her foot is some werid futy dick. Anyway is anyone baking or should I do it
Baker-san onegai
>>581920991Please create a new thread and maybe make it choco
>>581920730nice this little piggy is going to the bank
bake a new thread!
>>581921091>>581921091>>581921091
>>581921125this one for me
>>581921105next time when I ask whether someone is baking it would be nice if you could say something
>>581921204sorry I just woke up and wanted to post images so I didn't look at the thread
>>581921246it's fine, I deleted my post since you were first
>>581921204bro who fucking cares
