Tank Warbond Waiting Room Edition>Previous>>581833275>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
>no weapon stat leaksdead game
>>581917669>i see a patrol i engageThat is fair, however, I use solofagging as a way to speed up the mission so going stealth is always better time-wise than spending time engaging in random patrols.
where update
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242371369583/76561198031332870D10 Bots
Super Store shit btw
>>581917754>>581917754>>581917754>>581917754
>>581918197shut up nigger diiiieee!!!!
>>581918142finally white Armor for snow maps
>>581918197funny stun
>>581918369Erm your truth enforcer light armor????
>>581918197Halt existed long before the Sweeper. It's just that swiggers didn't bother making its stats stronger when the Sweeper released because the Halt's gimmick is muh shitty multi ammo types
>>581918464>light
>>5819180592/4
>>581918334my mom would show me something like this and ask "hey is this AI or real life?"
So Anon when is the new Warbond getting Abdo mods?
>>581918369>Make a Warbond named Polar Patriots>only one armor remotely white (with black highlights)>has nothing to do with snow other than names for the armors
>>581911975ggs I now have borg fatigue
>>581918369your kodiak???your winter warrior???hell, even street scout can pass as winter armor.
>>5819180593/4
>>581918672rape every single nigger tranny DEI hire at arrowhead that looked at this concept art and went like "just paint it blue and hit publish".What the fuck were they thinking...
>>581918715Grey Armors dont count for me>>581918672I hate that they turned the white scout Armor blue
>>581918059full
>>581918827please look forward for the next slop warbond :)
Mo when
>>581918898sure, right after I rape this anime girl and get her pregnant with my black baby
>>581918898Fine, I will
This thing coming out today right?
>>581918197Stun is mostly usefull for teamwork, especially from longer (for a shotgun) ranges.And it's pretty usefull against hulks and chargers.
>>581919102I'm personally guessing it's a campaign reward, chief
>>581919102hopesissies getting rowdy again...
>>581919102>TD-110>TD>Tank DestroyerIt's going to be AP5!
>>581919102campaign/MO reward that we will of course fail
>>581919235so bot MO then?
>>581919102MO reward for sureLet's hope that [they] don't drag us down again
>>581919368Botgods hit their quota.
>>581919582......but failed the MO, it was for nothing
how can I cope with the fact that I will never have a biologically female girlfriend that likes helldivers 2 as much as I do?
>>581920013>wanting to fuck foids in 2026bricked
>>581919218>110 is half of 220my source at sony just reached out to confirm it'll be AP2
>>581920013
>>581920013move to asiavidya doesn't give them the ick
>>581920013No one will.Because helldivers is a millsim, and woman are naturally repelled from millsims.Only "woman" that play millsims are trannies.
I had 1 gf and only game she wanted to play was brutal legend
>>581920114its crazy that westernized asian women also get the ick from video games.Going to asia might be the only hope...
>>581920363westernized is even worse desuthey overcompensate because they feel it's not their place to (correctly) call our (((culture))) fake and gay
>>581918010the patch that would add them isn't out yet, idiot
>>581920363Asian here, don't waste your time, the foids here expect you to work and provide, they will scream at you if you play video games instead of taking care of the kids and other responsibilities>"Anon instead of wasting your time on that childish hobby, help me with house chore! Oh you're done with that? Help me fixing the sink or the light bulb!">"Anon why did you waste our money on that crap? We need to save the money for when we get old, from now on I will be manage the money">ect...ect...
update now?
>>581920324Not bad, but I'd need a larger sample size to gauge her taste.
IT"S UPhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/553850/eventcomments/572675720491546248/
GAMING IS SAVEDGAMING IS SAVEDGAMING IS SAVEDGAMING IS SAVEDGAMING IS SAVEDDOOMKEKS BTFO
SOLOFAGS RAPED>SOLOFAGS RAPED
here we go
>stratagem hero destroyer based leaderboardsgame is saved
>>581921002My neighbour was a 25+ yo loner incel chud like me until he somehow got a japanese wife appearently through online dating for 1.5 years and they had a baby. They are both very short like 5'4 so its a looksmatch I guess. Whenever I see him outside in the local park he doesn't look too happy, but maybe because having a kid in itself is hard.We can cope as much as we want, but in the end he has a kid and fulfilled his biological goals and we don't, so he is still winning...
De-escalator sisters, I-I think I'm gonna be... be... sick...
>enemy spawns increased on bricksnice
YES
>>581921196>set performane reasonsLying faggots
>bug infested zone visualshope this is significant bugs would always feel samey with that shit taking up half the map
>>581921310you didn't seriously think it was intentional that you were immune to the shocks without wearing the arc armour, did you? every other arc weapon in insanely lethal to teammates and/or yourself, why would the de-escalator be special?
solofagxisters...I really, REALLY don't feel too good........
>>581921409why else you fucking retard
>>581921002All you're telling me is that you need to find a 3/5 NEET girl whose equally as much of a hopeless videogamer as you are so they understand exactly why you get so invested into videogames (like they do). The Dokibird kind of asian girls. But those girls aren't exactly easy to find, since they're shut-ins and introverted/autistic to begin with.
>>581921474The chinamen will avenge me, just you wait
KINO REMOVED FROM THE GAME, NUKE SWEDEN
>>581921496A 3/5 NEET girl? Do you mean a nigger?
>>581921487the retarded niggers will now steal even more of your fun by relocating enemies away from the actual coop players AND the retarded soloniggers will burn theoufh even more lives running to their cross map support weapons holy shit I HATE SOLO NIGGERS
is the warbond only dropping in an hour?
>>581921542good, I expect the meltamine to always land on the fucking ground instead of sticking to whatever the fuck it decides to stick.
>>581921675in three or so>maelstorm has smoke grenadescool
WTF I GOT BANNED
>get to enjoy a free one-two buff simply because it filtered so many retardsaaah, kimochi desu
>cowboy vanilla mod brokewelp cya when its fixed
>>581921542melta mine stuck to vehicles were inertI tried to make it work, the kino was never there
>>581921086It was the only game she really played besides Mario kartJust liked watching me play games like Bioshock because it was a form of storytelling she never experienced
>>581921396I hope they varied the enemies and fixed up squid drops only dropping voteless sometimes or breaches only spitting out a handful of scavs at a time
orbital precision strike had its cooldown reduced by a WHOPPING 11% bros it is BACK ON THE MENU
TOTAL SOLONIGGER DEATH
>>581921496Yeah, except when her father decided to check on you and find out you're also a hopeless loser and force his daughter to dump you which she will out of fear of being disowned and her name not included in the inheritance letter
>>5819211622 grenades? That's it?I'd gladly have them revert the ammo increase in exchange for better ergonomics
>>581921493You fucking faggot, games with cheats have proven time and again that increasing the number of enemies has almost no impact on performance.>why Because players with a gamepad instead of a input device, which have literally 37% accuracy, won’t be happy about this, and swedish cucks will continue to make D10 a difficulty for absolutely everyone. I saw a stream yesterday of a guy who was literally playing D10 with one hand.
OPS should be reduced down to 75s but whatever
SOMEBODY CHECK ON SOLOSISSIES
>Emotes and Dialogue lines are properly cancelled if the player is knocked down during the emote.hugbros, looks like we got raped and fall damage will apply to us once again...
CAN ANYONE HOST A BRICKS LOBBY??? I WANT TO SEE THE CHANGES!
>>581921802If they had reduced it to 60 seconds or 45 and reduced the destruction strength to not make it trivialize detector towers, I might have seen the potential. 80 is laughable. They really just hate OPS.
>>581921576I mean, you're not going to find someone who is a 4/5 or 5/5 that is a NEET to begin with, so I really just put the score there as an idea of what you can get for what you're looking for. The sort of girl who lives in her own filth, is lonely as hell, and gets so high off of eating the mushrooms that are growing in her own filthy ass bedroom that she goes on a magic mushrooms addled sexual adventure to find a friend to play vidya with.
>>581921542I was hoping to perform explosive headbutts with the new warbond emote but I forgot that swedes hate fun
>>581921881No they didn't, that's retarded. Anyone who actually plays this game knows it will drop frames in situations with lots of enemies.
>>581921952LAMO FAGGOT
>>581921802literally nothing.should have been reduced by 50% to be relevant to anyone.
IT'S OUT NIGGERS, TANK GODS WW@???
>>581921310Cant wait for all you retards to ACK yourselves when you forget it was fixed.
ive seen it in the flames: soon, browns will come to this thread, asking where the warbond is.
>>581922004>reduce it's demoThat's the biggest reason to bring it.If it was 20 seconds demo 40 i wouldn't even bother with it.
wow, we don't have to install this particular cheat anymore
Get BRICKED up boys we're going insteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242376233426/76561198046595191All three factions BRICKS
>>581922102It used to be a slick way to kill heavies, back when there weren't better options. You're right though, its demo force is currently its only worthwhile use.
>>581922068>casemateIt's over........
>>581922068>no 360 rotation>not even 180D E A DEADO NNA R R I V A LRRIVAL
>>581922148>Eyes are wrong colourWhy is it so hard for these drawtranny tourists to do the bare basic research
we're also bricked upsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242375974769
>>5819221483/4
>>581922270FVLL WE BRICK
Why are they so feminine?
>>581922148FVLL
Any solofags already tried and checked how bad is it?Considering that they would implement those changes, I think I already know a way to bypass it, but needs further testing.
>>581922202Always has been.Killing heavies is just a nice bonus.
Post WB weapon stats
>>581922383>Having to play the game is a bad thingI think Dif 1 is what you want if you want a walking sim
HOPEGOD STATUS???
>>581922365To please their 3rd world masters
>stratagem hero now has a localized high scorewe are so back
>>581921952there's only 1 defence planet right now and it's squidsthere were a lot of UFOs
>>581921223I can imagine hosts kicking people that touch their stratagem hero console just cause they don't want to get score mogged by some absolute degenerate.
>>581922570Hell hath no fury like a pubbie who lost izzat....
Where is the warbond?
>>581922383lmao your shitter nature comes out
sex lobby
>>581922205>>581922206of course it was going to have a fucking casemate it's a fucking bastion variant>b-b-bbut muh SPAAGwhere? where was it ever fucking said it was an anti-air vehicle?
>>581922634
>>581921771looks like the shared loader broke since i have other mods that rely on it (like the mod to be able to use 4 different mechs and the 3rd person AMR reticle)
>>581920013Mine likes Helldivers more than I do
>>581922502HA, I was right. And the faggot saying it's just ammo storage was WRONG.
>>581922727why would they not push the warbond at the same time as the patch
>>581922634it gets released in 3 and a half hours newfag
How to deal with gunships
solofag herei really really really LOVE this change.finally i get to kill shit and don't have to stick with shitters who attract all the spawnsgood job arrowhead
>>581922827Pissile Mistol
When will they fix it
Where is the warbond
>>581922827Autocaca
>>581922827shoot gun
>>5819228272 bolt pistol shots to the thruster
>>581922068where'd you get it? it's not in the stratagem list on the console
>>581922990Leaker fag. They always put in the warbond items with the patch and only unlock it until 3 hours from now
>>581922990You can see the paint job on right most ones
where are the chinks i need super credits
>>581923086outplayedoutskilled
>>581923086>flying T-poseI was half expecting the hellbomb to detonate on impact
>>581923231i ate them alltastes like cats and dogs
>>581922990it will be accessible during the MO then unlocked via a railroaded win
>>581923086why did the mech explode???
>all those bug fixesdid sony knocked on AH studios and demended they actually work on their game
>>581921196>dive solo>nothing changesWhat changed, exactly?
>>581923479he opened a can of surströmming inside
>Join host to see if they have the stratagem hero console.>Get the highest score possible.>Everytime they see the leaderboard on their console, they get to see my username of "YOU_ARE_A_FAGGOT" and there is absolutely nothing they can do about it other than try to beat the score.The swedes really didn't think this one through, huh.
>>581923496They used AI
>>581923606your username will be 1984'd by Steam before it stays like that too long
>picrelIf it's going to be like that may as well grab a mod that makes it one-shot Hulks!
>>581923716ill rename myself "gay if read"
>>581923503Only affects lonewolves in 4 man, I see enemies popping out of thin air kek while I try to clear out mega nests
there were 5 more UFO's still coming in from behind methis was the first wave. solo.THEY FINALLY FUCKING FIXED THIS BORING ASS SHIT MISSION
>>5819221483/4 againonly squids have bricks rn, we're doing a bug mission then a bot one
>>581923778shitter cope coming out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBuj4YR7J5w
>>581923818It only took them two fucking years.
I don't understand how to use the BGL.Feels like it tickles enemies
>>581923503Specifically people who join lobbies to play solo are getting raped.
>>581923778>Desca faggots getting a taste of its own medicineI get killed by descas niggers more than ABRL chuds
Solofagging is solodiving or just detaching from squad and doing objectives on your own?I am quite fond of the latter as it speeds up map clearing. Especially, when whole team doesn't need to wait for anything involved with waiting for satellite rising.
>>581921196>>581921924Part 3 incoming
>>581923892the real test will be to see how it is on bugs. bugs was so fucking bad you'd legit see a hole produce nothing but F O U R fucking scavengers even on D10
>here's your slop tank downgrade bwo
>casemate ifvNIGGERS HAVE GONE INSANE
>>581923920solofagging is being in a full 4 man team and then just running off on your ownyou rarely if ever got patrols spawned on youyou rarely if ever got breaches or drops called on yousometimes you'd even show up to an objective or outpost and the normal garrison wouldn't even be spawned in
>>581924032dead on arrival
>smoke launcher
>>581924032>Both barrels are shooting the same ammo.Holy slop. I'll be seeing this shit even less than a Bastion in pubs once honeymoon phase is over for the content tourists.
>>581923920Solodiving gets abused by chinkdivers a LOT. Usually they always went straight to the meganests and clear it without a sweat since its empty due to the old enemies spawn system.Now they just spawn in enemies from thin air even if you solofag, making it more dangerous for you as you risk calling in a bug breach at your location.
>>581924159>The Weed Tank
>>581924201It would make zero sense for the barrels to be out of sync.
>have fun trying to hit literally anything
>>581924259
>>581924159what the fuck is even that "smoke"
>>581924259It makes even less sense for this sort of gun to be slapped on to a fucking casemate.
>>581923920Youre going to have to play the game now solokiddie
>>581924292It has infinite ammo. Try using the liberator instead.
>>581923924Seeing as it's his only video getting fews... probably.
>>581924159that is really cool
>>581924292>laser weapon has spreadwtf is wrong with sweden man
>>581924292>more fucking GAY>STUPID>FUCKING>LASER>BULLET>BULLSHITwhy the fuck does the trident get sick as hell awesome kino pulsed beams but LITERALLY NOTHING ELSEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKalso it's the slow 500m/s lasgun bullets too, it's not even the sickles 1300m/s
>>581924292literally worse than dickle.can it be onehanded atleast?
>>581924318>>581924353>Muh game isn't realistic enough! Didn't you faggots complain about realism in this game?
>>581924461Why is realism only ever used as an excuse to shit on players, but completly ignored when it would help them?
>>581924353it's not an anti-aircraft gunhaving multiple barrels that spin doesn't make it an anti-aircraft gun
>>581924527when was the last time they used """realism""" as an argument?the epoch? that they walked back on anyway?
I remember seeing at least one anon shilling for the accidental trident recoil going on about how it makes senseSome of the individuals frequenting this general truly are lower than jeets
>casemate machinegun tank using Exo guns (medpen)>laser weapon has spreadYeah. I think I'm gonna play with mods that brings weaponry out of meme tierWake me up when some vibecoder restricted its firing cone to a point
>>581924292Gatling tank is ass, superstore gun is ass, what else?
>>581924527>Why is realism only ever used as an excuse to shit on players, but completly ignored when it would help them?>Le mean arrowhead is "shitting on us" because this tank doesn't have two separate magazines for its main gun!Crybaby faggot. We can use stims to survive multiple fatal injuries but somehow realism always works against us? Doesn't sound like you know what you're talking about.
>>581924527>Why is realism only ever used as an excuse to shit on players, but completly ignored when it would help them?rocket devastators and gunships have limited rockets
>>581924589oh well, it was fun while it lastedonto the ever growing pile of support weapons nobody uses it goes
>>581924292I'll use it
>>581924461When unrealistic shit is designed WORSE than realistic, I'd rather just have the realistic take. Like, for example, this slop here >>581924292 that's shooting "light bullets" with a travel time to them that isn't at the speed of fucking light.
>>581924589What's that
>>581924721Shitter
>>581924032>1200 round>800 less than BastionWHAT WERE SWEDE NIGGER THINKING????????????????
>>581924773the de-escaltor doing what every single other arc weapon in the game does
>>581924357>>581924221>>581924106AFAIK, this wasn't always a case. I could recall spawning / breaches here and there. But then it sometimes felt like free pass.
>>581924292Datamined? Or did I somehow miss something
>>581924709>lets ignore the two year period where this wasn't the case for the sake of my argument
>slightly better weapon behind a paywall as usual
>>581924804It's AP5, retard.
>>581924106People keep repeating this, which it used to be true most of the time fair enough, but for a few months and counting now the patrol spawns are fucking wack and just arriving to a seaf artillery on squids of all things will have me surrounded by 5 patrols and some tripods for flavor in like 10 seconds, on a full clear map. It would be fine, except the other three shitters are dying because they are fighting their own decently sized group so I worry swiggers start swigging and the map just starts getting flooded because you DARED to team up in pairs to not take 40 minutes to do a mission, or went to a forgotten secondary objective on the other part of the map that the rest of the pub faggots are too lazy to do.More enemies would usually be nice, but they've shown they are absolutely incompetent at managing that, bricks for example when they started fucking with spawns just before the void dropped were either classic snoozefests or literally 8 factory striders first drop, cool and all but overkill and brick players are either drooling retards or competent players bringing dumb shit because bricks, no better time for it. At least they are saying that bricks is gonna be harder and we know it so we'll see, but I don't trust them with the patrol shit, isn't that right vox engine?
>>581924804when one bullet is stronger than another bullet it tends to come with a balancing factor like less ammo than that weaker bullet
>entire point of a tank destroyer is that you can put a bigger gun on it than if it was a tank with a turret>HURRRR LETS PUT MEDPEN GATLINGS ON IT>DURRRR THE RESTRICTED FIRING ARC SURELY WON'T CRIPPLE ITS ANTI-INFANTRY POWER HURRRRYou do not hate Sweden enough
>>581924887post the fucking stats instead of these larp videos showing nothing
>>581924292Well i take it back, im not buying that shit.
post the new grenade launcher next i need to know if the china lake is good
>>581924876Rocket devastators and gunships have had limited ammo for two years. What a new fag. Embarrassing.
>>581924876>>lets ignore the two year period where this wasn't the caseretardlikely even tourist retard
I was told Sweden have the best IFV design in the worldIs this really the case?
>>581924930>Med penIf you're gonna have a little retard melty then you should double check first, you little queer.
>>581925012i took a fucking year break inbetween when they had it and didn'tAH is so retarded I was under the working assumption such a logical change could've only occured AFTER they've had their nutsack nearly twisted off twice
>>581924836It's already in the game but only shows up in the superstore for players randomly picked right now.
>>581924913your entire paragraph of complaints can be simply avoided by lowering difficulty.If the game is too hard, lower the difficulty.If you have more enemies than you can handle, lower the difficulty.
>>581924958its not medium pen you retard, in case you havent figured that out yet by how fast its firing.
>>581924043>IFVAre they serious
>>581924876retarded fat lipped nigger, bet you use a paintbrush to apply chapstick
>>581921881>actually more enemies don't impact performanceThis is why you shouldn't avatarfag you stupid fucking faggot. Now you've proven yourself to be retarded and attached your stupid fucking signature on to it.Fucking lmao.
>>581924909The bastion HMG is heavy pen retard
>>581925080no
>>581925141and yet you still chose to spout retarded >>581924876 >for the sake of my argument
>>581924376His slop videos seem to get enough views to survive on.
Everytime a new update happens you see a bunch of retarded drama queens come out of the wood work and reveal their new faggotry to the general. I'm convinced it's a bunch of low IQ chinks and shitskins that are filled with seething envy of the Swedes.
>>581925178Medium pen gallant fires 1380rpm
>>581925209Heavy pen is AP4
Praying that new enemy spawn changes and bricks changes makes D10 actually hard and not possible to accomplish for average dadgamers and braindead normies.
>>581925234i'm angry, not smart
>>581925141Take a moment to learn before you cry and shit up the thread.
>>581924909>>581924917dumb niggers, read >>581924043The laser guided rocket pod is obviously anti-tank, the gatling guns do heavy pen
>>581925193You were asking for an IFV, so they gave you an IFVYour fault for not specifying which construction it needs to have :)
>>581925287I think in his retard anger he has confused himself and thinks you are talking about the bastion HMG being AP5 because the bastion HMG is what is on his mind when he complained about the lower ammo count. He doesn't understand you are referring to the maelstrom's main gun
its been soo long when do sweden releases the warbond again?
>>581925178good eye anonhere's the actual stats
>>581925367penetration isn't the only thing that's makes a projectile strong or weak, idiot. things like damage and durable damage ratio are also a factor.
>update the game>content is still locked
>>581924032>>581924159So this is basically a two-man crew Patriot Exosuit that is, unfortunately, on a casemate chassis.>>581925367I'd be pleasantly surprised if it's the rockets that are some sort of AP4 HE, would be a fresh choice.>>581925392I personally asked for an APC, because that shit can actually move and not waddle at a tank's pace
>>581925483Is the laser the store item??
It's so fucking over man
new barrel could possibly save this weapon
>>581924043Introducing, our newest model: T(ank) D(estroyer)-110, an... IFV?
>>581925483>medpen laser smg with hugging range spreadUsable on bugs
>>581925483>Med Pen laser SMGI called it
>>581925624highly likely, see >>581918142
>>581925483>Med Pen China LakeI remember some faggots saying it was supposed to be light pen
>>581924292>One handed>Med penWhy are people bitching about this? Do shitters want every new weapon to have zero downsides?
>>581925483more detailed stats
>>581925692And the sickle falls even further into irrelevance...
>>581925754>Do shitters want every new weapon to have zero downsides?literally yes
>>581925708Oh thanks
>>581925483Requesting reload video of the Evictor with siege ready armor
>>581925646does that barrel make it shoot pulsed beams instead of fucking bullets?
>>581925754It's content tourist season. Expect like at least 5 threads of tourists calling everything shit and unusable.
>>581925301Why not just make a D11 difficulty at this point?
>>581925483>>581925769What's the underbarrel shotgun stats?
>"we dont want excessive ragdolling!11!!">monkey paw curls again
>>581925928because you just continue the cycle. 10 difficulties is more than enough. just make one of them actually hard.
>update game>wb release time was over an hour ago>no wb still???
>>581926010>Eats full rocket salvo at full damage instead of being immediately put into prone (smaller target size + explosive resist)
>>581926129>>wb release time was over an hour agopatch release time was an hour ago you dumb touristwarbonds release at 2/3pm swede time which is an hour+ away
>>581925736lose some wait
>>581926135serial complainers generally aren't the smartest
Why can you put whatever optics you want on the eruptor but not the AMR?Why did they arbitrarily limit attachments to primaries?
>>581926129you fucking retard, warbonds have always been dropped at 8/9 am est.
>>581925201Are you retard or just the owner of an 8 year old CPU?I’m repeating for the stupid idiots—increasing the number of enemies has almost no serious impact on performance, that’s a fucking fact.
>>581926165I told a lie to get the real answer
>>581926236>dumb nigger played a single custom lobby with alpha commanders, thus making him an expertask the host how many times he crashed trying to figure out a mission that wouldn't crash
>copeslol
>>581925769>>581925483Democratic Detonation 2.0Honestly looks decent enough, I'll buy it (with my cheated SC)
ballistic gods rise up
The laser looks right up my alley
>>581926281>ask the host how many times he crashed trying to figure out a mission that wouldn't crash>unofficial cheating method for increasing enemy numbers causes stability issues = the same problems will affect developers who have full access to the engine and toolsYou’re a fucking idiot, and also, stability doesn’t equal performance.
>>581925963i dont know anon, im just posting anything that i find. most of the stuff its already posted though, detailed stats might take a bit longer.
China lake deals more damage than GL huh neat
>>581926491What is this? Rock Solid 2.0?
>doubles down>more ridiculous idiocy on displayFucking hilarious. Howling with laughter even.
OPS could use a cd reduction.
>>581926571so it's basically a primary GL that is stronger but slower to use, right
>>581926712It's 66 seconds with all the upgrades. How do you need more?
>Casemate IFV
>>581926571what the fuck is a china lake
>>581926871You can tell they actually scrapped the APC and just kitbashed everything it was suppose to be on the shitty ass bastion
>>581926871wa dat mean
>>581926926https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Lake_grenade_launcher
>>581926926Go away nigga
>>581926750No it's not.
>Bingus Shared Loader brokei am NOT playing this dogshit without vanilla plus
>>581926750Is that with the new buffs?
>>581926221too much work for a small independent indie game game studio in Sweden pls understand :(
>>581927086Yes>>581927054Yes it is
What’s the point of releasing a patch but without the main thing in it. Where’s my fucking goybond, you bastards.
Losing confidence in this warbond but I'm gonna wait until it actually comes out and people try it firstIf it's still as mid as datamined, I'm just gonna get Siege Breakers insteadFinally get me a Leveller and funny shield bubble grenade
>>581927082good, that means right after patches is the best time to play since all cheatfags start dilating.
>>581927140KYS
>>581927173It looks like a powercrept DD desu.Why get DD when this gives everything, but better.
>>581927190dont worry anon im also against cheat mods. i just use vanilla plus because inconsistent vaulting, no hellpod steering and stratagem bouncing pisses me off
>>581927282crossbow will always be meta
>>581927351So gameplay altering mods now work in regular online matches?
>>581927363Crossbow isn't even meta right now.You sometimes see the rare newfag use it, and that's it.
>>581927351>dont worry anon im also against cheat mods. i just use cheat mods.
>>581927414helldivers 2 online matches are very client-sided and basically the only thing you can not affect if you are not the host are what kind of enemies spawn and how often they spawn which is dependant fullly on host
>>581925612>I personally asked for an APC, because that shit can actually move and not waddle at a tank's paceNow I may be misremembering the APC, but if that thing had total coverage with no real bullshit attached, you were never getting it. For some reason Arrowhead is obsessed with the idea that EVERYTHING has some cartoonish design flaw or limitation, and a risk-free big transport vehicle didn't tickle their jimmies the right way.
>>581927457retard>>581927414yes. seen plenty already on public matches
>>581926221Genuinely I think customisation was just another one of those things they were sick and tired of hearing about from the playerbase so they shat out a basic system for primaries, just enough to shut everyone up
>>581927457Kek, yup
Can I buy the warbond yet
>>581924159
>>581927597no
>>581925301Just tried bricks with spearhead and appropriators, and it's... better than before. It might challenge dadgamers but that's about it.
>>581927520>yes. seen plenty already on public matchesWelp, looks like it my be time to finally be done with this game. With the constant baby coddling balancing, cheating chinks and now mods that straight up casualize the game even more, what's the point of even playing anymore?
>thermite pistol only hold 2 rounds>chink lake only have 32 rounds
>>581924159inb4 it deals damage and can kill divers around the vehicle
>bricks update>one one active defense >it's squids
>>581927727>brings stalwart
>>581927696You don't got any friends?
>>581927696about time. i want this game dead, maybe cheating mods will end it once and for all.
>>581927727>anti-tank pistol with 1 more use than ultimatum>hole/fab closing primaryoh yeah soloGODS eating good with this update
>GL-52 De-Escalator arc explosion can now hit the wielder of the weapon as intended.HEHEHEHEHE
>>581927805Not the point. If I can't load up a match with randoms and play a normal operation then what is the point? Clearly that means that something is severely wrong with the game.
>>581927791it's still bricks
>>581927282>Why get DD when this gives everything, but better.The only good thing in this is the thermite pissle. The clake seems like a worse xbow.
>>581927514I can't believe Arrowhead is basically a living representation of the Wunderwaffe.
>>581927727completely reasonable ammo loads for those types of weapons in those slotsif anything the china lake has bit more ammo than expected given the GL only comes with 40
>>581927947yes but squids are unbelievably boring
>>581927727>thermite pistol only hold 2 rounds2+1, which with 2000 damage makes it the same damage potential as the ulti. Which holds 1+1 at 3000 damage.
>>581927727Is it a fast projectile with range or a slow fat projectile like a flare gun?
>>581927727this shit unironically sounds too good to be true, expect a nerf after 2 weeks once everyone buys the warbond.
>>581928095I had 10 ufos show up in the first drop while solo. it was a true horde of shit coming through the gates
>>581927727>less damage than the xbow>less mag capacity than the xbow>less total ammo than the xbow>same explosion radius as the xbow>same firerate as xbow>same AP as xbow>most likely worse reload speed than the xbowOh yeah, it's DOA time
>>581927791Gooned
>>581928273It's rounds reload mate.
>>581927514Arrowhead likes the idea that our equipment needs to be hostile towards us. They said this during an interview. Probably because le grunt fantasy or some stupid shit.
>>581928178AH doesn't do any real nerfs anymore and hasn't for like two years now. Get new material.
IT'S UP
>>581928407they just nerfed the de-escalator, update your seethe
Every game can have Tank just fine, why not Helldivers 2?
>>581928273>crossbow is ugly and sounds badyep, it's the GL-15 for me
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242383117677/76561198066017633
>>581927812wait till everyone starts using this shit
>>581927082>>Bingus Shared Loader broke>boot game>my JAR-50K DOMINATOR bolter rape gun still works just finemust be a krill issue.
>>581928506grunt fantasythe tank must be relatively dogshit to actual tanks so it's not "OP" and "not fun"
>>581928461>Them fixing an intended effect that all arc weapons are supposed to have is the same thing as a nerf Wow, you're one retarded queer.
>>5819285384/4
>there are level 150+ helldivers in dif 1 missions doing absolutely nothing of importance right now>no map farming, no afk super credits, just doing the missions to completionhow retarded do you have to be to waste time like this on diff 1
>>581928821Could be letting their mid play or something man idk
Arrowhead's priorities are unimpeachable as always
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581928560that mod would kill /hdg/ >"anon why are you using the nigger faggot mod?"
>>581928821>life is all sunshine and rainbows>this makes some third worlder on a sri lankan aviation engineering forum weep and seethewinning, anon. they're winning.
>>581928975THE PLAYERS ARE HAVING FUN? REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE FUN
>>581929047nice try esl king
>>581928975Imagine crying about this
>>581929135Imagine spending development time and resources to fix a funny interaction that you'd never see in normal gameplay unless you purposefully did it with a friend.
>>581925483>one handed infinite ammo med penNo this is genuinely good you fags. Either shield + this is going to slap fucking hard.
content doko
>>581928103I asume it's also getting 2 back from resuplies instead of the ultis 1, so it's getting a 1000 more damage back from resuplies.
>>581929135good goy
>>581929047How could our queen do this to us...
>>581926945APC cancellation. They consider these "tanks" troop transports.
>>581929378that's not baskinator bud.
have any of the chinks who datamined the new weapons posted the ergonomics of the g11?
>>581929337ew
>>581928273You forgot that the xbow is one handed and the china lake isnt. An odd choice.
>they actually rolled out a tank worse than bastion (12.5mm only)
>>581929424Fat hogs all look the same to me
>>581929526Just stick with your crutches while the grown ups use the rest of the game's gear.
>>581929576you make a habit of coming face to face with fat hogs?
>>581928273Crossbow gives me the ick.Shooting it just feels bad.
>>581929623>he imagines himself as an adult speaking to childrentelling
>>581929526This is a surprise why? The third party indian group that updates HD2 can only use existing assets, the gatling is probably ripped right from the mech. Not one thing has been novel in months.
>>581929436only this >>581924887 so farthough curiously, it doesn't have the underbarrel attachment ammo counter here?
>>581927351Is this real
>>581929646I would love to come on faces of fat hogs.
>>581929745Just keep using the xbow, RR, and giga grenades, little bro.
>>581929819ye just rare
>>581917749Stingrays are bugged again....
>>581929576>Fat hogs all look the same to mebut we all know only baskinator fucks good
So is the sai just a reimagined tanto with a different take on its limited range?
>>581929881I meant the cat video
>the cheat menu i have is outdated and half the cheats dont workatleast i can max out warbond medals but this is rough
>>581930118i know
>>581930126Shitskin problems
>>581930118No, the video is reversed.
>>581930098You can say that but it's really more like sickle.
>Actually fixed parked vehicle aggroFatbros... we are so back...
>>581929646Go outside brother, they're all over
>>581930524only work on the FRVs though, the tank still getting raped and my fat ass won't be fast enough to jump on it and drive away :(
Warbond doko???
>>581930514So the sai is to the sickle what the tanto is to the scythe, alright
>>581930259>i love licking swede boots!fixed it for you faggot
we were robbed....
>>581930118High winds normally fling small critters around its sad
>>581930673Seethe, shitskin.
Good jobWay easier than morning. Same planet. But way easier. Oil objective broken and couldn't finish the mission. Great job.
>>581930673uh oh melta
>>581930673>"Nooooo! I have to.... play the game!!! AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!"
>>581930126>I can't cheat in material that is only possible to get via actually playing the gameabsolute brown behaviour
>>581926926Loch-n-Load
>another half-hour before i can get in the game, buy out the first page of the bond, buy out the super store content, run a mission and then finally leave my house to buy a delicious chicken and cheese sandwich from my local bistro/bodega >another half hour spent here/working remoteI WAS IN HELLLOOKING TO HEAVEN
Laser bros I think it looks cool, we can't stop winning
>>581930975CHEERS MATE
>vooooting terminal crash bug reintroducedVersion control, not even once
>joins your lobby with this downloaded
>>581930673
>>581931096it doesn't work like that faggot
>>581931090small independent indie game studio in Sweden pls understand :(
>>581930752>>581930785>>581930957>>581930790>>581931132if you took a chunky shit on their plates, they would look at you with puppydog eyes and ask for seconds.
Is there really no way to sort stratagems or configure preset loadouts in this game?
>>581931295Nope
>>581931257>Eating analogyNigga just play the game without your crutches for once. You might actually have fun.
>>581931295No. That would lead to meta
>helldivers 2>having fun
>>581931165it does, the game is really that compromised
>>581931257>Feces obsession out of no where Good morning saar!
saar you do not redeem the understand. i am very needful of the 99 stim mod
>>581930984>laserThe projectile travels way too slow I can track it with my eyeballs
>>581931576What should devs call it instead of laser
>>581930625whatchu talking aboutisn't this fix meant for tanks and exosuits
>>581931096So how long do we have left until Snoy steps in and orders Nixxies to implement an actual anti-cheat thus killing modding forever
>>581931635yellow tracers or piss bullets
warbond doko
>>581931295small independent indie game studio in Sweden pls understand :(
>>581931751I guarantee you they don't give a shit as long as the nut-polishers keep spending real money on warbonds
>>581931770Tracers would imply that it's firing bullets generated from a battery
>>581931815One more hour, I think.
>update day>no contentthanks sweden
how long until the warbond
>>581931815>>581931893>>581931904Warbond tomorrow
5 MINUTES
>cut cultists even though they're 99% done and the players want them>cut APC even though it's 99% done and the players want it>cut SEAF stratagem even though it's 99% done and the players want itFor a game with a content problem these sure were interesting choices
To the guys who have tried, do gas mines still make bricks easy as piss or does the new spawns get past it?
>>581931815>>581931893>>5819319049 am est, like its always been
>>581931982source?
>>581931984I think the dropship squads are just that seaf strat for free
2 minutes until disappointment
>>581932065no it's still stingray unfortunately
>>581932079>leaves the SEAF modifier on an inactive planet for 4 days so you can't play with itOops sorry heckdiver
Do we have any gameplay footage of the new tank's rockets in action
>Stim pistol homing darts already removed off nexusMan, these mods really make those tranny jannies dilate dont they?
>>581931865Pretty much.
>>581932254its basically a missile silo
>>581932295if there was a picture of bingus they'd be burning him in effigy
RESTART GAME
>>581931984Cultists would have been too hard for the redditors and troons like you. They cut them out to avoid the predictable melty.
>nothingWARBOND DELAYED>WARBOND DELAYEDWARBOND DELAYED>WARBOND DELAYED
>>581932334Is it for the people in those two top hatches or just the main gunner
>>581932331Bullets spawning from a battery? Are there magic gnomes inside the gun constructing them?
Sup fags.
>China Lake on 3rd pageNOOOOOOO
get bustin
it's up chuddies
>>581924804This is the ammo when a chink isn't firing off every round before hitting record
its up niggerslobby doko
IT'S HERE BITCHES
>>5819285383/4 again, anon left
>should we give this chaff killing tank a wider firing angle?>no let's just make it wide enough to compensate for the wide twin barrel design and ensure that its dead on arrival
d10 warbond lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242388205349/76561198122378705
>>581932008Nah
>>581928273Crossbow is literally S+ tier nobody is expecting (or wanting) a weapon that good
>>581932667Work with your team, solo tranny.
>>581932606>Phact bay What a coincidence.
>>581932670FVLL
>>581932606What the fuck is this paint.net picture
>29 ergonomics>no attachment to boost itThat's 1 weapon already confirmed to be trash
>29 ergo>no gripswew
ahhh lobby doko
i like the new armor but did they just reuse one of camo schemes form 40k bond
>short sissy cape
>The new laser weapon has FINALLY some actual customization
just let me remove the fucking shotgunPLEASE
FATdivers WON bigly
is there any cheat that still works for just getting medals quickly?
>>581932926Devastator looks better after all this time anyway
damn this warbond is drippy as hell
>>581932796>t. teamtroonDo you all work together to inject each other's hormones?>>581932903What do the muzzle attachments do?
>>581932965yeah you can still play the game
>>581932606>phact bayOH NO NONONOOO MY SUPER CREDITS
>swipes card>buys new bondGaming time.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242388680114/76561198043806764warbond lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242388219015/76561198088743
LOBBY DOKOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow, amazing, this is surely going to make OPS worth taking!
>>581933063>>581933069Which one niggers
lobby?
>>581932610SCCHEATERS EATING GOOD TODAY
>>581921534EQUALITY ON SEA MY GREATEST ALLY
Oh look, you still can't fucking rotate the turret of the new tank and it still requires two players to operate, into the trash it goes
>29 ergo
>>581932606>phact bayNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S THE ONLY CHILL PLANET LEFT TO FARM SC AND MEDALS WHILE WATCHING BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE
lobby doko
>>581933009>What do the muzzle attachments do?Less dispersion
>>581932851I'm glad the left wing party in sweden won. Now hopefully they will import more inbred muslims that will replace them faster
>>581933063fvll
>white shade armor that keeps the B01 Tactical motiff and works with different helmetsYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NIGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR
>>581933213AHAHAHAH CALLED IT
>>581933069Full
>>581933069fvll
>tank warbond doesn't contain the tank'aight, I got other things to unlock
NEW TANK ON MO PLANETS
>>581933124Only 4 second difference compared to Orbital Gas Strike when you got all the upgrades
>>581932851>>581933213How the fuck does the Stoker have better damage, ergo AND underbarrel attachment? What's the mindset here?
Lobby part 2 (or however many there are)steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242389114328/76561198398394630Will vote democratically on what planet
>>581932926Omigod so big and strong!I can't wait to pump you full of stims! (with 20% accuracy)
>>581933063non-consensual rape with this creature
>>581933395Which is a much better stratagem
>>5819334342/4
>>581932926>Very slightly faint greyish green that goes with nothing
>>581933395OGS is a chaff buster that occasionally kills heavies and mildly inconveniences tanksOPS is a tank killer that occasionally kills chaff
>Shit spread>Same heat issues as Sickle>Lower damage>Primary slotWhy the fuck would I ever choose this over the trident?
Wasn't this supposed to be the squid title update?
>>581933879Are you new here?
>>581933879The title update faction is never the focus of the subsequent patches
110mm rocket pods remains a marvel of swedish engineering
>>581932670>OPS on command bunker crashes my gameinterestingin other news the maelstrom is fucking awful. Terrible ammo uptime and has to BE FUCKING RELOADED in 500 ammo increments
>>581933961But cyberstand was followed by a lot of bot content.
>>581933434Fvll
>>581933973
>>581934031>manually reloading the gatling gunsgrim, is it at least heavy pen?
What the fuck are those VLS pod-looking things on the back of the Maelstrom?
Has anyone tried this ass yet?Good ass or bad ass?
huh, that's new
>>581934159it's two fucking eat call ins per teamnot per diver as the retards coped around hereit's four EAT totalthat's it
Underbarrel shotgun is med-pen with seemingly okay-ish damage output? Took out a gunship in around 8~10 shells to the thruster; don't know how the Sweeper would do in the same test...
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242390462874/76561198066017633
>>581934130Yes. The missiles seem to be alright for burst damage too and will take out, for example, a Factory Strider faster than a regular bastion could.They cannot destroy a command bunker so>>581934147laser guided missiles
>>581934198I fucking called itinb4 "tourist whiner"
>>581934196introduced with the void update
>>581933973>AAAAAA WATCH OUT DIVER, THERE'S A CHEATER UP THERE IN THE ILLEGAL CLIFF SPOT EAGLE-CHAN SHOOT 'IM DOWN NOOOOOW!!!!!
>>581934347literally never EVER seen one until now but granted I barely played squids during the update only to get the rewardsFirst time seeing it on bots
I think it is a mixed update overall, neither doomgods nor hopesissies won.
>>581934159Bad. It's two regular EAT call-ins without a cooldown and is shared by the team. 4 launchers in total.
>>581931096So I'm out of the loop. Is there mods that allow you to change a normal mission to have, say, harvester-surge or similar? I don't want to fiddle with some stupid menu I just want it to be quick and easy to set up so I have fun with friends.Walk me through it like I'm your annoying 10y/o brother.
guess De-Escalator niggas need this now
>NEW TANK ONLY HAS 1800 ROUNDSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope the china lake is good.
Okay the flammable vitamin bottle is a good chaff waller.
>>581934802okay but it can turn 360 degrees right?
>>581918142What's the passive?
Wow what a boring warbond. People pay for this? LOL
>>581933432SMG
>>581934865it feels even more limited than the bastion because it requires precisionhope you enjoy! :)
>The thermite gun only reloads a single round with the supply packTime to never use this again.
>>581934824Doubt it'll be better than the other two explosive primaries At least it'll look cool
>>581934865LOLLMAO>1800 inaccurate as fuck gatlings>Mini solo silo with like 20 rounds>Smoke dispenserThere you go.
>>581934198FUCKING TOLD YALL EAT MY ASS NIGGERS
>>581934859how many do you get.if less than 6 then useless
>>581934865
>>581934859What's the actual difference between this and the other incendiary grenades?
>>581933692Upgrade fixes spread and heat
>>581934859>giving up your grenade slot for a chaff wallerISHYGDDT
>>581935001Incendiary Grenades go boom, this one doesn't
What if a tank could lay down mines
>>581934939Are they gonna work on the fact that every slight bump on the road makes vehicles rattle like it has no suspension?
>>581934943Supply pack tranny.
>>581935001>>581935073Also bigger fire, supposedlyNot sure if stronger fire
>>5819349956 is the exact amount you get
>get matched with chinese randoms>3x orbital napalm>they don't even boost my xp with cheats
>>581934802it reloads
>hive worlds were fully playable still after the event was over>mega factories started cropping up after cyberstan>all squid content related to the void is still goneWhy is this?
>game hard crashes once>now it just crash loops two seconds after the destroyer renders despite validating files and removing the shader cachereally cool update
>>581934878Same as all the other ones, Impact Mitigate (reduced ragdoll, 30% less impact damage, small armor increase)
>>581935187then its alright
>>581934995Exactly six with no throwable booster.>>581935001bigger area on fire and lasts longer.
Can we get extra voice callouts to ask for a team reload please? I don't think I ever see people use the Wait one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsI
>>581935249stop being so entitled chud
>>581935129>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MINDLESSLY SUCK SWEDISH DICK AND SAY THE NEW WARBOND IS GOOD, BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD!!!!!!!
>you can apply white, castellan and the new warbond paint to the maelstrom>but none of the paints released before exo experts
>SC now only enters your "wallet" on mission completionFarmer bros......
Why isn't my Sai getting any xp?
>>581935394Calm down, supply pack tranny. AH will release more buffs for you soon.
>>581935502oh shit fr?gotta check this out
laser smg status?all I really cared about
>had to help my family move some couches>all lobbies already filled SOMEONE MAKE A LOBBY RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>581935502Uh oh...shitskin melty incoming!
>>581935720Dead on arrival
Don't tell them, but the supply pack is the only stratagem that's stayed the same since 1.0, discordtroons hate this simple fact.
>>581935720At base the accuracy is basically unusable but I can't level it up to get the focus lens attachment because bug
>>581935502>do you really think people would do that?>go on the internet and lie?
>>581935824Correct, troon. It's been busted since day one. >>581935805Wrong
>>581934031>>581935226>you have to reload the tank's minigunMedia literacy or something idk
>>581935912There's no izzat for you here, larper.>>581935964>NO>FUN>ALLOWED
>>581935502>>581935673 (Me, the fool)Hi, I'd like to apply for the F-001 Fell-For-It-Again Incident Form.Yeah, anon lied. Farming works as usual.
>>581935912>WrongNope. Im 100% right. Theres no reason to ever take it over the trident.
Got the china lakeLobby doko
>>581926236licky licky shupo cunny
>>581928273xbow is gay and retarded i dont care how good is it
The tank is fucking horrendous, honestly it's probably the worst vehicle in the game. This is the Patriot of tanks with even more downsides.
Sai is God awful at base, but decent at Lv9 with the focus lens.
>>581936601Skill issue
D10 Mega factory botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242392461788/76561199070355342
>>581937153everyone already has it?
>>581937153go fucking look
https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2102382621250507173No more Eagle TK, thank fuck.
>>581937153two more weeks
>>581937196fvll
>>581930726why wouldn't this work? every faction has a titan except for us?????
>>581937206>>581937230>>581937294AAAIIIEEEEEE.
>>581937196Impregnate this robot.
>>581937293>Casulties
>>581937196>>581937534rape this robot
>>581937614Wat are you casul?
>>581937196shame they use her human form more SEEEEEEEXO
>>581933626
>>581937736I like those little clasps on the sides, looks like cute small furry ears :3
I don't think I get the point of the new tank.
>>581937880Fun
>Switching while aiming hasn't been fixed yet, probably because it's the "intended way"Fucking swedish faggot
So the tanks have:>gatling guns that needs to be reloaded unlike the bastion and less accurate than the bastion>guided missiles that you can't guide because the turret can't be rotated (and it's not a tank destroyer so that excuse doesn't work now) and deals less damage and 10 less rockets.>smoke that doesn't work and only obscures your gunner's vision>same cooldown and same healthSo it's the exact same thing, but worse. The glazedivers' perfect tank I guess.
mods status?
Tanto sounds cooler than sai
>>581937993Mostly fine. Vibecodes are fucked, so too are UIs and HUDs and some sounds.
>>581936010What ever you say, supply pack tranny.
>>581937924Giving us underpowered trash is the opposite of fun. I'm never going to want to use this, even to have fun.
>>581933253if you're using white armor outside of snow biomes, you're playing wrong
Defeminize izzatlarpers!Subject izzatlarpers to conversion therapy!
>>581937993abdosloppers still feasting, putting all that fat into asses and boobas
>>581937976Wait till you try the primaries.
>>581937976Just stick with the supply pack, giga grenades, xbow, and ultimatum, shitter.
>>581937196What does her poo look like?
>>581934865mein further....
new warbornd werf?China Lake looked cool
>>581938320robots dont poop
Where is the fucking warbond?
>>581938389You are clearly not a connoisseur of Pochincoff.
>>581932295use ayakamods
sex lobby doko
>>581938586love his art but wish he was less fixated on anal
>>581932295Nexus is a shithole. People need to start making their own mod repositories like FFXIV did.
>>581938586I know the guy really disappointed when i found out he makes scatcoal
>>581938337steiner....
>>581938707this is a very nice image
Mister Arrowhead sir, another mod has hit the Studiohttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16421
>>581938764Robots pooping is different. His robot girls poop clean, untainted gummy-worm looking stools. They look like they belong in the candy store.
Is this mod moral?
>>581938814It's supposed to bait a lobby.
>>581938707sorry only S.E.G.S allowed
Lobby doko
>>581938707Sexo brown anime girls.
>new AR is 1200rpmnew best dev headpopper?
>the guiding laser on the new tank can't guide lasers outside of the main cannon's turn radiusJesus fucking christ this should be a criminal offense to design such a retarded thing.
>>581938818holy based
>>581939058Jimmy needs to add my favorite rapist, Saiga
>>581939014segs lobby doko...?>>581939058That too.
>>581939091*guide missiles
>>581938435It's out dumbass
The new tank really has no use case
>>581939014I love Shanhaijing Educational Group Service.
>>581939091The whole thing is a piece of shit. I knew it would just be a worse Bastion in every way.>The main gatlings aren't strong enough to kill any medium-large enemies besides Hulks in any reasonable amount of time, which means it has no advantages over the Bastion's machine gun>The missile silos are outright worse compared to the Bastion's main cannon, they not only do less damage, they have a far slower and more awkward targeting system that gets fucked by any little bump in the road putting your aim off
>>581939215Sorry, we got broken chinkshit if you want
Possible placebo or bug but sai looks and feels more accurate with reflex sight+first person
>>581939249Yea.. like anything it can do the bastion can already do, I mean it's got the benefit of spamming missiles pretty fast and if you hold right click they'll follow the laser.
ok this shit is pretty cool
>>581921802Will not matter as long as most of its damage comes from the projectile itself.
>>581939513>Maelstrom gunner having to mash both fire buttons to deal with this>Bastion gunner presses M1 once and moves on
>>581939091>>581939486>NOOOOOOOO I NEED MORE META GEAR!!!!!!The game still isn't easy enough for you guys? That's really sad.
>cheat mod thumbnail contains armor glitching niggerthey aren't even hiding it anymore - they just cheat and feel proud of it.
>>581939486>2 fuck huge gatling cannon>Struggle against bile spewer and alpha commander
>open arsenal>some mods I installed yesterday are gonedon't tell me that when nexusmods removes amod they go into my files without my consent and delete the mods from MY HD for good measure? no fucking way right?
>decied to bring new tank to bugs>turret does not have enough depression if bugs get too close>can only fire 200 bullets before you have to reload>only 1800 bullets>missile can only be guided as long as long as the target stays with the rotation of the main gunHOLY DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>581939638The Swedish mind truly is an enigma. If this thing dealt Strafing Run damage it would have had a use case.
>>5819334343/4 one left
>deescalator now self-damages. There goes the only reason to use it.
Any of you other anons getting connections issues?
>>581939638>the fucking co-axial HMG on the bastion has more ammo than the dedicated 2 gatling cannon tankLoooool (I'm actually annoyed)
tank hopesissies better start lining up, I am about to rape them all.
>>581939638dakka is haramhere, take this adjudicator tier piece of shit
this laser slaps tee bee haytch
>>581939624Yeah I want fun shit to use instead of gimmicky dogshit that's worse in every way than what we already have.An SPAA should come with a 360 turret and medium armor. Putting SPAA guns on a tank destroyer chassis and calling it a day is beyond retarded.Not making the laser designator 360 degree is giga retarded.Not giving the driver a hull mounted mg is also retarded, but that's a TD issue not fit for an SPAA.Nuke Sweden.
The new tank doesn't seem terrible, but all the other weapons look like shit.My last hope is the thermite pistol, I hope they didn't manage to ruin it.
PILESTEDT! WHERE IS THE TANK SUPPORT!?
>>581939821Everyone is juiced up on gameplay-altering scripts and mods (aka cheats) of course there will be loads of issues now.>>581939918slaps at D6 for sure!
>>581939816De-Escalator is GOATed even without that crutch.
>>581939940APC soon brother trust the plan
>>581939636The best part about this is that you can't and won't do anything about it, you can only cry and it makes it even funnier
>>581939974lick lick licky shupo tongue
>>581937293which one of you nigs is thislmao
>>581939974anon sorry to report it's just 3 thermite grenades where your pistol should be. Just equip crutchtimatum or get good at aiming the missile pistol
>>581933124>OPSThe retards at narrowhead still think that artillery primarily damages shit by physically striking stuff with the shell. OPS' current cooldown would be fine if its explosion wasn't ass and it could consistently be relied upon to do its job.
ammo looks like it goes really fast on the maelstrom from the gameplay which makes me wonder how the uptime is going to be/how it's going to be balanced compared to the bastionpart of what makes the bastion so good is that it has ridiculous uptime with how efficient and easy it is to get the most out of the cannon
>>581940145>anon sorry to report it's just 3 thermite grenadesSounds enough. I’m interested in how comfortable it is to shoot with this.>Just equip crutchtimatumI don’t even have this goybond, and I’m unlikely to buy it anytime soon,I’m not interested in it.
>>581940323Change the Ultimatum to a primary and it fixes all the issues with it.Arrowhead doesn't seem to grasp that you can balance a weapon in this manner. It means the player is far more reliant on their secondary as their main chaff killer, or a support weapon.
>>581933063gege to the first divers to rape marfark
>>581937293never had a problem with eagle TK desu but it is what it isragdolling removed by 2028, all lights scaled up to medpen by 2029. all roads lead to casual soulless shooterslop
Who in their right mind would think to make an anti tank secondary with the only downside was ammo?
>>581921474The bug was one of the only things keeping that support weapon afloat.
They actually dumped the unique lasgun concept they had and turned it into a generic SMG weapon insteadholy fuck I hate swedes so fucking much please make more mods
The new armor is 'amazeballs'
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242399309892/76561198126520852Lobby!
>>581932903I just realized now that this lens should have a switchable firing mode, so that you can use a wide spread for close combat and a narrow one for medium combat.Fucking swedes, you could have made a truly unique weapon and you fucked it up again.
I think I'd rather have a HMGE on wheels
>>581940741FVLL.
>>581940512KNOCK KNOCK
>>581940741can you fags stop filling up the lobbies before i can get in fucking turists swear to god
The primary grenade launcher is really fucking good, honestly the only good thing in this Warbond.
>>581939745>turret does not have enough depression if bugs get too closeBarrel positioned far and low in the back of the chassisThis nigga expected good depressionlol
>>581940565It's not about fixing a bug, it's them taking out the eagle storm because they're going to make an MO where they'll be a shit ton of defense campaigns. Just like the DSS mysteriously warping to bumfuck nowhere with a 2-day vote so you couldn't use eagle storm to defend brilliance. The ''funny'' teamkills ain't going away.
>>581940565>never had a problem with eagle TKBecause you probably only ever played bots. Whenever an Eagle Storm targeted bug/squid chaff that were right on top of you, it would hit you as well.
I was trying man, shot the bulk fab like 10 times and it didn't do shit.
>>581940918they would never release anything like the HMG Emplacement todayit's good and just works
>>581940617>what is ultimatum
>>581940810>ok folks, in this mode the gun hits what you're aiming at.>Now hold on to your hats. We really think that we've outdone ourselves with this next bit. In this next mode the weapon barely hits the broadside of a barn.Sweden.
>>581941219Eagle storm also liked to randomly target players. I'd be on the corner of the map with no enemies near me, zero blips on the radar at all, and it'd fire at me with perfect accuracy. Most obvious example of their malicious coding there is.
>>581940617I've been wondering for years why potent anti-tank weapons are finding their way into our pistol slots but never our primary slot.
Use cases for stalwart/MG/AMR?Why doesn't the AMR get a reticle when bazookas do?
>2026>still no "saved loadouts" option
>>581941493I suspect that when it can't find enemies then it then defaults to strafing neutral stuff in the environment like tit-pods or grenade plants.
Sai is fucking awesome wtf are you people smoking
Sai with the two upgrades feels perfect with the exception of the projectile travel time
Is AH the most incompetent dev in history?https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16421
>>581941603erm it's called grunt fantasy chud now stop being so entiled and toxic
>>581940810>>581941379>One handed gun laser smg with med pen>"GRRR WHY ISN'T IT SUPER ACCURATE?"You want a weapon with zero downsides. You sre s dumb, whinny goy.
Nutank is kinda ass. The guns are direct-fire, they don't have any explosive-charge (like some niggas thought they would), so if you can't aim down if you're on a rock or an upward slope, you aren't shooting shit on the ground. Missiles are whatever, they're like better Commando missiles (would not even call them mini Solo Silos, it does not feel that powerful)Honestly just stick to the Bastion... It's another sidegrade that's supposed to be cool, but it's just so mid.>>581941046>obviously a bad design choice>create it for millitary use anywaygreat, I love defending a retarded supernationthanks Arrowhead, I appreciate the media literacy you've forced upon me
>>581941603Just let me filter out stratagems if you're gonna leave the EMS completely uselessOr toggle between sections so I don't have shit like the wasp and flamethrower cluttering my AT options
>>581941219if you successfully play to distance when you see eagle storm up then it's just killing chaff for you for free sometimes it's easier said than done but idk i haven't had a "FUUUCK FUCKING EAGLE STORM FUCK" moment in forever and even if you do die, it's one life
>>581941686This always happens.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242401579700/76561198043806764phact bay warbond divin
>>581941515Because you are not supposed to take out a full factory strider convoy on your own without a strategemIn the secondary spot, it is justified with only having 2 shots and a range of 50 meters
>>581941916Can I get 10k SCs
>>581941748Not just incompetent but actively malicious, anyone that's not a bootlicker should find that the new gameplay-altering modding is actually a good thing. The best thing that ever happened to this game was for us the community to take it into our own hands and reject the Swede's ideals. The only real argument against it is that it can harm the Galactic War progress, but we know it is rigged anyway.Fuck Arrowhead and I'll be glad if they're "losing" money.
>>581941560>stalwartchaff killer 9000, great vs bugs&squids>mgno idea>AMRbot weapon for headshotting the medium bots and hulksyou can also kill gunships with it and magdump the belly of a factory strider but putting yourself in that position isn't advised
>>581939745>>581941046Can't you just run them over if they get close?>>581941841It's for civilian use :)
>>581941916fvll
>>581942152fugnew lobby doko???
>Slopstore armor matches with the arctic camo for guns neat
>>581941792I just realized that >>581940810 is the one saying that the weapon should have a nonsensical shit-accuracy switch and that he wasn't describing the current state of the weapon. For once I need to apologize to Sweden since it wasn't them being retarded. LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKS MADE ME DO. APOLOGIZING TO SWEDEN.
I don't know why Arrowhead fans are so angry about my playstyle, I play just like them, I love Arrow (SC arrow mod) Head (headless glitch)
>>581942041>Join game>Shitty mods are enabled >Game ruinedBrilliant thinking, tranime troon.
>>581941560>StalwartChaff and medium killer in your support weapon slot, freeing you up to take a specialized weapon in your primary slot (Eruptor, Evictor, etc.).>MG-43Stronger chaff/medium killer in your support weapon slot that doesn't have issues with armored targets.>AMRMedium deleter, and can kill certain heavies as well, all from long range. It doesn't need the reticle because if enemies are that close, you should be using your primary instead.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242402138922
>>581942087The MG is the all rounder for people who can't aim like me. It'll deal with anything smaller than a charger/hulk
>>581941923If your primary is wasted on AT, then you need other shit to avoid being overrun by the smaller stuff.
>>581942319>private lobbyRetard-kun..
>>581942319>lobby is private, retard
>>581942094>for civillian useWE -ARE- THE CIVILLIANS THE TANK IS DESIGNED FORLOOK AT WHAT THIS SAYSREAD, DIVER, READ
>>581941841>>581942094you're supposed to deploy smokes when the enemies are too close to shoot guys
>esls are conflating citizen and civilian
>>581942251I'd rather every lobby be filled with cheating chinks, than have to continue to deal with swigger incompetence.
>>581942554the smoke probably helps, yes, and this was a pub so I wasn't commsing with the driverSure, the smart thing to do would be to back up so you can line up more targets with the gats.
IT'S ANOTHER CASEMATE! YOU COPING FAGGOTS THINKING IT WAS A ROTATING TURRET WERE WRONG! GET FUCKED!
>>581942319full
>>581942651I concede, I did say civilian, but only because anon did too.I am not alone in this error.
>>581921310>>581921474>meanwhile, the arc thrower continues to waste its shots attempting to shoot random motes of dust in the air
>>581942714Why's it low DPS then
>>581942714So is it a tank destroyer this time too?
>>581943078No, it's just trash.It says it's a prototype so maybe the problems will be fixed in the production version.
what do i think of it?
>>581941603The lack of loadouts is making changing factions really, really obnoxious.>Like stealth diving>Stealth diving is best against bots>Meaning constant switching when I go bugs or squids
New>>581943253>>581943253>>581943253
>>581943213Good drip but 75/175 armor rating is kind of memey
REAL new thread. >>581943369>>581943369>>581943369
>>581925928Because the guy that coded the difficulty select screen no longer works at arrowhead, and he harcoded in 10 slots.
Laser SMG became a better sickle after you unlock focus lens at level 9 lmfaoIts pretty much a direct upgrade from Sickle.
>>581937196still going 3/4 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242392461788/76561199070355342
>>581944493fv'll>>581944493