Teamwork Edition>Previous>>581943253>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoSep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxwSep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsI>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Sep 22 1.007.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668376859863416942
Robutt!
The new tank fucking SUCKS
where is justicefag my beloved
>>581998453*SPAAG
>>581998453Real, the Bastion is still better, unless swigger give the new tank 40 rockets and make the gatling gun fire a bit faster
What the hell is this, fallout new vegas
>>581996926mmm nyothey're very good and consistent now
>>581998453If the rockets could be fired 360 degrees, from the driver seat, it would unironically be incredible. Locking the rockets to the firing cone of the machinegun is retarded and ruins it. As an artillery vehicle, it actually has potential, but the rockets are cucked
>>581998453Please understand. This is the grunt fantasy we envisioned. We dont want CoD uncs playing our game.
>>581998517[Redacted]
>playan>YOU HAVE LOST CONNECTION>teammates are still moving normally>everything is still functioning>finish mission with the disconnected icon blinking and nothing happensEven swedish lag is shit, I guess
>>581999042>can stand by the bars and deposit them there. Easiest rapid acquisition of my life.
The spawn rate for going alone is still the same for me. However grenade launcher seem to bounce off the bug more now.
>>581998663I SPAAG'd your mom FAAG, lol
>>581999127There is quite literally no good reason that it dosent have a rotating turret other than they are lazy and just recycled the bastion code.Because its very easy to do by copy/pasting the FRV HMG code.
Lobby Doko!!(you promised)
>>581999212Its just steam servers going down for tuesday maintenance. As long as your connection to HD2's server is good you'll be fine.
Is someone else going to host a lobby or should I make one?
>>581999856Be the change you want to see
>>581999890steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242457637627/76561197970502312D10 bots or bugs idk I'll decide later. I'm going to piss so I'll be afk if you join quickly.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242458795147/76561198066017633
>join /hdg/ lobby>shalom>shalom>...>...>...>...>gg>gg>join /drg/ lobby>host mumbles incomprehensible schizobabble at me>another guy joins in>immediately open his mic and starts screaming NIGGER at the top of his lungs nonstop, hard enough for me to hear it echoing off his walls>third player says nothing but has mic open all the time. Can hear sniffing, faint music and trash being pushed around occasionally>host and second guy get intp a screaming match mid-mission>second guy just starts screaming SHUT UP NIGGER over and over again>host rage aborts mission and kicks everyone
Tantochads did we win or did we lose? I can't tell, honestly.
>waahh they wont include a 1 man tank that trivializes the entire game waaah
How do I get into a chinese super credit spawning lobby
>>582000509>>581999994status on either of these?
>>582000949you missed the 100 lines of bitching and crying every time players die between the shalom and gg
>AR 11Kinda dogshit. Not good among light ARs, the shotgun doesn't add enough>SaiPretty par for an AR, with the perks that come from being a laser weapon. Rock solid 6/10 that you could use or ignore>Grenade LauncherPretty good. Punisher Plasma that trades a bit of ammo for demolition force and more damage. Needs a secondary or support to back it up in melee range, but good enough to warrant that, I feel.>Thermite PistolBetter than the Ultimatum 9/10 times, unless you're letting it rip into 10 devastators sniffing eachother's assholes. The king is dead. Long live the king.>Fire grenadeBetter than the existing fire grenades and gas grenade if you want a nice, defensive "fuck off" grenade. The lack of demo force means you need to commit another slot to it though, and Gas still wins if you want peak utility. Pretty good.>AT SeekersMixed bag. Just better than Gigas if you want to chuck 'em at a heavy, but basically zero utility applications, and they are sometimes a little stupid. >ArmorGood. The impact damage is a bit of a meme, but half padded with ragdoll resist is nice.>HeadbuttWorse frame data than the kick, less disjointed, and gets low profiled by scavengers and crawling voteless. Seems to have less ragdoll force than the kick, meaning kicking people into extract remains a utility exclusive to the kick. However, the headbutt has an easier time headshotting most relevant targets, and for reasons I'm not quite certain of, the headbutt seems to beat the kick in direct pvp. Still no reason to not take both, but if more taunts with mechanical applications are released, probably worse than the kick.
>>5820005092/4
>Sai gets a muzzle attachmentwhat the shit
>>582001389the luminous path is closed to gweilo
>>5820005093/4
>>582001541>less disjointedIs your leg intangible during the kick or something?
>>582001541What do you think of the new tank? You basically described how I feel about the new warbond btw.
>>5820005094/4
>>582000960Lose, but with a 9 level mail in win rebate.
Is there any reason the DSS is on Afoyay Bay?
>>582001229You are correctThey have 4 exosuits
>>582002212does it get that much better with the attachment? I boughti t blind and I have to say the spread is pretty gruesome.
Just unlocked the hover pack.Give me fun loadouts
>>582001906A little, especially to the sides. It honestly could be similar melee disjoint that most melee attacks have, it's just more noticeable because the base range is a bit longer, to be fair. >>582001926I think there's ALMOST a cohesive idea with it that would actually make it kinda good. If the rockets could be fired from the passenger seats, by firing without stepping out of the hatch, each seat has its own pod, with 360 degree fire and tracking, it becomes a weird side grade to the anti-tank emplacement, that trades rapid cooldowns for being mobile, acting as cover, and being able to deal with chaff from certain angles. Unfortunately, it does not do this, and is thus just a worse anti-tank emplacement, albiet with those same upsides. I think unironically better than the Bastion for most purposes, because this one fundamentally understands it is not supposed to drive into enemies, unlike the Bastion that kinda needs to. But still never worth actually taking exceot to dick around, and at that point I think the Bastion is more fun
>>582001658john cena was allowed in why cant i?
the Sai is ass even with the upgrade
>>582002304They're deconstructing Eagle hangar because Eagle Storm is going to get switched out with something else (Probably SEAF)
>>582003223>>582002304
was there a fix to guard dog/sentry kill counts?did I hallucinate that
>>582002304https://x.com/helldivers2/status/2102382621250507173I checked it out and I swear I still heard the knocking in the vent sounds. Though I admit, I just moved to the botfront to prep for another dive and even with the sounds of orbital and bot anti-orbitals, I heard it again. Maybe it's just ambient SD sounds...
Maelstrom should've been a tankette. Would fit with the theme of a military vic being sold to civvies and it lacks firepower to worth being operated by 2 people at once.
>>582000960Won and the attachment is a shitter gimmick. It doesn't become any better at range but rapes your dps.
>>582003626Heard it too when on the map waiting for a diver to get in the pod, stopped as soon as he got in, probably just swede code at work.>>582003563Correct, also mines apparently but I don't recall if they fixed the melee counter for anything other than gun bash, which would be par for the course.
icon related to that new bug enemy for October
>>582003303Half of that sounds like it'll be just as annoying as the usual Eagle Storm
well? are the defense missions more difficult? or did the sw*d* lie through their rotten teeth again
>>582003985oh look it's the human hybrids
>>582004068there's less downtime between drops and waves but since only squids have a defense going on rn it's hard to judge as you can still lock them in their spawn zones with a single gas mortar/mine setit's a step in the right direction
>>582004072Bugfuckers at it again.
New Tank (Destroyer) 110 (minutes of dev time put into it), an Infantry Fighting Vehicle is a... casemate design, i.e. a less versatile ways to deal with infantry?
Let me host a /hdg/ session I have a series x, let the power of my X carry us to victory lol
>>582004449loll
>>582003985>>582004072>new bug enemies are just reskinned voteless
>>582004449try saying series x fast without saying sex
>>582004449go for it champ you just have to keep your game up so your friend code doesn't resetwill be waiting shortly
>>582004163When did the fuck that mission up in the first place?I remember it used to spawn a shit ton of tanks and biles and it was awesome, then they fucked it and bot drops crashed into the walls, then they fucked it again and nothing at all spawned in
>>582004664for bugs, it was in mid 2024 after shitters complained about getting pushed past the third gate by bile titan conga linesshortly before the 60 day patch i think?that also broke bug erad if memory serves wellat the same time they got rid of the helipad tileset for defenses because the enemies would sometimes just drop on top of it with clear view of the generatorsthen a third time around teh time of super earth defense when they nerfed squid bricks as well i think?
>>582004495>your new bugs, sir.
>>582003303literally all they need to do is make eagle storm use 110mm rocket strikes instead of strafing runthat would solve the issue completely while preserving its strength
>>582005123been sayin that since day 1
>>582004393please understandswede combat veterancy, picrel>>582004072>>582004495Believe it's related to this new side mission icon https://files.catbox.moe/f79ok2.pngas well as these titles but those might be a disappointing campaign reward >ALSOThe original warbond's name was still left over on an older version of the warbond's bannerhttps://files.catbox.moe/3tqo1a.png>andthen finally this helmethttps://files.catbox.moe/vepdey.png
thissle pissle needs one one rocket
so uh....where's all the doomsaying faggots adamant the maelstrom's gun was only going to be medium pen?
>>582003985Sex with whatever these new bugs are
>>582005317Even better!It's LITERALLY just the MG from the Bastion, except you need to reload it!
>join bugnigger game>1 objective done>25 minutes left in mission>no reinforcementsthey are, how you say, never beating of the allegations
>>582005475The missiles and smoke make it way better though
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242462899798/something or other
>>582005414Based
I have ps5 pro let me host.
>>582005475>it's going to be medium pen! it's going to be medium pen!>releases>it's not medium pen>yeah well.. uh... it... it's still poopy doo-doo!just how hard is it to admit you were being a pessimistic retard and were wrong about something
>>582005617filled chock full of divers
>>582005317>Bastion's HMG mogs the 110's main guntrust me anon I wish it was better.. remove the need to reload it and bump it up an AP.
>>582005859Mmmph, I wish I was full of divers
So why does China Lake has lower killshot breakpoint compared to xbow when Xbow has more damage?Take 2 shot to kill alphas with china lake while xbow takes 3
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242463207825/76561197995866779Today is the day we empty our bladders onto the enemies of democracycalling all members of urination nationD10, all are welcomeMarfark megafactory by the way
GL is REALLY good against crushers
Impregnate 7 billion terminids.
>>582006024I assume the xbow has direct + explosion, while the china lake is pure explosion
>>582006284I'm going to be soooo full of eggs when the new enemies drop
>>5820061412/4
>>582006024Its basically explosive PPDeals zero ballistic and only does explosive damage. Half of xbow damage is ballistic, it actually deals worse explosive damage compared to china lake
>>582006557I love making PPs "explode" ;p
>>582006708Jerk off before you press post, anon
>>582003985whatever this is, it’s OP and i WILL complain nonstop until it gets nerfed
>>5820061413/4
Modniggas, make me a fully rotating tank turret + 1-person war thunder controls NOW!!!! CHOP! CHOP! DADDY'S WAITING
>>582006557Does it get 4+1 rounds or is it 3+1?
>snore blunder player>tranimeGrim post.
>>582006284What kinds of terminids? Asking for a friend...
>>582006141still 3 3 / / 4 4 pissers
One more day, one more flamethrower newcutie combusting from a spore charger
sai with the ballistic shield too funlove this little gun
Space G11 is growing on me.
Holy shit I know people exaggerate how shit something is but the Maelstrom is as dogshit as everyoen says it is. Terrible aiming arc and gun depression means you can't hit shit 99% of the time for a gun made for chaff clearing. And this is on the fucking bugs.
sai with the lense focus on a cold planet fires foreversickle ain't got SHIT on it
>>581999994GG
>>5820061413/4 get in
>yeah let's give this gun abysmal spread.>oh like the Dickle? It was pretty awful to aim for heads>no. worse.>Damn. Punisher level?>give it HALT level bullet spread.>jesus. ok. will it at least be a proper laser weapon?>no it will shoot piss droplets. Horrid slow piss droplets>how much damage will it do?>mediocre.
>>582008018People have a bad tendency to get in to melee range with the Bastion even though it diminishes it's effectiveness. If people are doing the same with the maelstrom, which is hurt more because of how it's rockets fire, then it's not a problem with the tank, but with the driver.
are you guys ready for two months of nothing when AH takes their vacation
>>582007969Naw senpai they fucked it up they had a preem idea right there but had to cock it up with a cringe shotty attachment no cap.If it was me fr I'd make it a hyper burst rifle you know what I'm saying? Like 3 hot bullets bussin on your face before you even feel the recoil on god
>>582008291hmm yes verily soo roflmao epic waffle bacon
>>582006141full!and it crashed, remaking...
>>582008163Imma level with ya chiefthe last 3 pubdrivers I have had had a problem pointing it at anything at all and moving it anywhere at all
>>582008431Unc dun lost his mind
How come the bot tanks can have rotating turrets but we cant?
>>582008042>lives in a city surrounded by gold>"i want gold"
how did phact bay go DOWN? it was at .9 an hour ago
>>582008450Idk if you just wanted us to join back via social but it isn't showing you so I can't join back rip
>>582008040>>581999994
>>582008594because we are le grunts and godforbit we get something useful without a ton of drawbacks
>>582008594Media literacy
borderline op
>>582008752steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242465709435/76561197995866779
>China Lake is good and fun.>Laser submachine gun is really good>AR-11 sucks dick and is basically worthless without the peak physic or warhammer perks.>Pissile thermite is pretty good
secretly the AR-11 is good too
the ar-11? god tier you don't even know skill
I want the skeleton key shotgun as a standalone secondary
>>582009084Your bushwacker???
I must have a broken AR-11 because the ergonomics feel totally fine to me? I can track small targets like pouncers just as easily as with a normal AR or SMG and it doesn't feel sluggish at allthe underbarrel shotgun is also great for quickly taking off alpha commander heads or brute forcing through hive guard headsno I'm not wearing peak physique or true grit, I've got engineering kit on
>>582009117No, I want a pump action secondary
tried the LAS-12 SAI, its pretty meh even with the attachmentBeam weapons remain the real top dogs
is the ar-11 a bot gun
>>582009152It feels fine to me, but I use the adjudicator a lot. I guess some anons just aren't good with low-ergonomics weapons. The ergonomics isn't even that low.
>>582009327It's a cross between a high RPM assault rifle and a shotgun. Seems more like a bug or illuminate gun. The shotgun is good for berserkers, though.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242466454863/76561197970502312D10 bugs.
>>582009327it does pretty well on them yeahlight pen but the lack of recoil makes it easy to land precision burstsmasterkey memes 'zerkers
>>582000509>died more in the final mission than I did in the last ten lobbies I pubbedgg was fun
To the anons disappointed with the TD-110, what would (you) change to it, to make it a contender with the bastion. However, it must remain a casemate.
>>581998663If it had 360 rotating MG it would be an amazing vehicle but no its a piece of shit meme
>>582009969>However, it must remain a casemate.no
>>582009969Casemate... with a driver-controlled MMG on the tippy top :)
>https://files.catbox.moe/8pr6yf.mp4>tank wb armor collision damage reduction is still too low that you get raped anywayLol not a single good thing about this WB. They all range from mediocre to bad. Best bot armor if you care about ragdolls is still the WW1 heavy armor or any explosive resist
>>582009969I think it's fine but if they made it shoot this with no other changes even the most die hard retard whiner wouldn't be able to deny it being strong as fuck
>>582009969remove the reloadlet the passengers paint targets for the missiles
>>582009969Just make the rockets able to be fired 360 degreesIt makes no sense those are locked to the front.Ideally fired from the driver's seat, but that's acceptable.
>>582010142you were launched at high speed head first into a solid crateit's a reduction to impact damage not immunity
aight why we still bringing reinforcement booster on d10. is this some sort of humiliation kink?
>>582010142>not a single good thingexcept all of the new meta items...
>>5820096573/4 join now.
>>582010342why do we do anything
>>582009657full
Sai is pretty awesome
>>582010789even better than the coyote cope.
we're never getting a pulsed beam laser rifle are we...the trident is right therethey have the technology
i alt-tabbed to post this and nothing happened
>>582005562>Haven't done bugs in a while>Forgot how the hunters/stalkers are giga niggas that will just wombo combo you until you die. >Even if you kill a bug signaling a drop another one will immediately start a call too>Unlike the Bots or Ayylmaos where your time to kill the alert has a grace period bugs will appear after .0000000000000000000000000001th of a second of an alert startingI don't blame you but Bug can be bullshit
>>582010142>>582010259>he thought the passive would apply to the cases where impact damage kills you
>>582010916beamer bros... I just want an upgraded scythe
>Evictor>Stalwart>Thermite Launcher>Gas Nades>Supply PackIts comfy bug time
>>582009274deleted almost everything with infinite ammo
>>582010450cuz it's fun.which the reinforcement booster is not.
the new helmet is pretty cool
edgekino
>>582009969F L A M E T A N K
>>582009969more depression on main gun and a little auto-stabilization
>>582012421Granted. It has a casemate design and the flame particles will hit the edge of the tank (0% fire resistance)
>>582011884My life for Aiur
>>582012421NON ROTATING TURRET
even with the attachment the sai just too inaccurate for bots
>>582012989My wife for hire
>>582013261have you tried shooting them?
EAT with gas explosionBrap Cannon
>>582009969How about instead of a case mate, turn it into a swede air defense tank like how the russians used an ifv chassis for it.
Have the modders made a transmog mod yet?
The star wars armor will look so cool when they add those redwood forest planets for Christmas
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16443>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16443https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16443it's outget your cheats
force of lawtruth enforcersviper commandosHALO
>>582014382
>Stormtrooper inspired armour>Laser gun cant aim for shitle funny media literacy!
>>582015465i forgot how non-fire safety officers playyou have to go beyond bitch distance to use smgshope that helps
>>582010142Wow, skill issue. You should know that explosions ragdoll from behind cover. Learn to dodge properly next time, kiddo.
>Uncs will tell you picrel is peakWarbond sucks btw
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE NO MORE SUPER CREDS
>>582015429just save for next warbond lol. Every single one of these is a gigantic waste of SC.
>>582016763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKvX3Bg6KM
The Sai is really inaccurate, even with the upgrades. Even the shotguns have more accurate range
Sai basically turns into a SBR with the lens upgrade, pretty goated
Why the fuck are you retards using the SMG like an AR? Its a rundivers weapon. Hit and run, you don't need accuracy if you're in pissing distance of the enemy. The focus lense is a trap, keep the rapid fire. Smokescreens, jump/warp, feet first/stealth.
>>582017302shut the fuck up tourist
>>582017420
Any advice for non-4chan things to idley look at when I'm bored? Not some other shitty website please I just have had some down time at work lately
>>582017773porn
>>582015651any closer and you could meltygun it
Has anyone else felt like playing Helldivers 2 makes you worse at other games?
>>582017878
It's just a straight upgrade over the Sickle Definitely competes with the Trident for how good it is
>>582018170I just can't get over how inaccurate it is with the attachmentDoing something like shooting off a rocket striders rocket feels like total shit
>>582017950now why would you use theat garbage when flamethrowers exist?
LOBBY DOOOOOOOKO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582018170Sven isnt going to share his surstromming lil bro
>>582018471sorry I'm in my refractory period
>>582018471convince me to host in one (1) post
>Someone wearing the """anti"""-ragdoll and collision armour>They get ragdolled by a rocket strider rocker and die from collisionAnother master maneuver from Scams Yourmoney
>>582005220it's crazy they managed to make an even worse name than "ironclad democracy"
>>582018972Resistance isn't immunity chud check your media literacy
>>582006141Ggs bros that was some excellent pissdiving. Also I'm now convinced that every single person complaining about the tank is a larping retard, this thing FUCKS
>>582011884squidward lookin ass
>>582011884
>>582019424>>582019375Forced meme
>>582019570how is it forced I posted it oncezesty ass sensitive skin type nigga you probably fart in the toilet and flush
>>581996606Evictor + Grenade Pistol + Belt-Fed Grenade Launcher
gonna brush my teeth and then post a lobbywhat are you thoughts about that
Why are you still playing this dogshit game?
>>582019646uh oh, melty!
>>582019252even with the names scrubbed I can tell who these fags are lol2nd guy is a huge shitter please kick him from your lobbies on sight
>>582019814make sure you floss!
>October update is terminids>New mission, biome, enemy>Galactic war eventSomething stirs in the gloom...
>>582019915name them then
>>582018375WALK UP ON A NIGGA ITS AN SMG
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242474702705/ooga to the proverbial booga
>>582020281fvll
>>5820202813/4>>582020397>>582017950
>>582020281full
>>582020281full this time for realsies
>>582019570
>>582019814You brush your teeth with dicks.
>>582021058Forced meme
>>582021058yakub.......
>>582007369what a fucking blobber
>Think the Arbitrator looks cool, big fan of the assault rifle/shotgun hybrid idea>It sucksThis is exactly how I felt with the One-Two what the fuck is wrong with me
>84% of the population participating in the mo>but all of them are participating wrongwhat do you call this style of gming?inb4>we just didn't lock in
>>582022446bad game design. the game weighing progress based on what percentage of the playerbase is on a certain planet, on a certain front, means that when the blob is split like this, NOTHING happens
>>582022446>Least enjoyable/popular maps are shities/mega factories>Make them count for most of a planet's captureAgain the fault goes back around to AH.
>>582022530there is a mega factory and mega city on both planets at 0% liberation threshold. those bars are not moving until those are taken
>>582022446Phact Bay divers are throwing by doing SC farms because they don't want their SC holy grail planet to be goneMarfark botdivers are filled dad divers who didn't know that megafactories needs to be taken first before liberation can progressBasically both bugniggers and botniggers are throwing, we can only hope squiggers get an easy MO next
>>582022646I like mega factories and megacities can be fun. The main problem with city maps is that they seem to attract even more solofagging than usual.
>>582022446I hate bug citiesNo unique bug structures is a big LMassive opportunity for bug catwalks and caves everywhere through the architecture but we just get the same shit as every other faction
>>582022446The problem is just that Joel deliberately took away the DSS so that the Blob would be forced to coordinate without the big moth lamp to attract everyone to one planet. Otherwise this MO would be pretty easy.
>>582022446>btw you have to liberate cities first :)is that so hard to put in the mo message?
>Stop playing for nearly a month>Decide to play bots>Got ragdolled multiple times by something shooting the other side of the wall i was taking cover behindYeah I remember why I stopped.
>>582024184>*ragdolls you* (no damage)nothin anti-personnel, kid
>>582024184Oh boy do we have a brand, spanking new armor passive *JUST* for that situation to hook you back, anon
>>582022446>boog cities and robot factoriesyeah, fuck this
>>582022446Having fun, who cares about the MO, it's a suggestion on where to go at the most.Also, i want Marfark to stay open.
>>582023937Normies don't read the messages, so yes.
>>582022446the eternal bugchaser
Youtube showed me a video by that diddy archive guyWas this all just a plot to get more popular?
>>582025603yes
Man, how do you fight an endless horde of hulks and tanks without running out
>>582025702It's called melty gun chud ever heard of it
>armor set is a direct upgrade to B-01 Tacticalsay what you will about the state of the game but if ever was a best time to introduce Transmog as a feature it'd be nowthere's many armors I wish to run with passives i don't care for and the only reason i couldn't before was because they were all niche improvementsbut this is a direct upgrade, especially on botsyou'd still have to buy the warbond and unlock the armor to have the benefits (no shit) but at least that way any armor you've ever had stays cosmetically relevant.and if player communication would be that big an issue: add a little UI element to indicate what passive is in use. for fucks sake someone modded that shit for boosters how hard could armor passives be when the game can read everything in someone's loadout.
>>582025702Hulks are best killed with heavy pen instead of anti-tank. You can kill dozens of them with the AMR.
Directional + the SAI is pretty goated, devs can't do shit to you.
>>582025972im transmog btw
>>582026261Congrats kween, have you remembered to dilate today?
>>582025972Bugs don't ragdoll enough to kill you retard
Marfarl factory bots d10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242481878259/76561199070355342
>>582026439private lobby
>>582025972>upgrade>25 less armour>ragdoll resistance (that's a bad thing)Tourist post.
>>582026439>>582026606I'm stupid leme try that again steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242481878259/76561199070355342
Is Coyote still the best assault rifle? Between new shit and it getting nerfed to shit does anything else come close?
>>582026720>>582026390>ragdoll resists is le bad akshuallyglad I was here before the great AH cocksucking era.
>>582027213It's because ragdolling gives you damage resist dumbass.
>>582026948>reposts the same link
>>582027264it also flattens you on the ground for several seconds and if it's chained (like, say, from multiple WS barrages) then it becomes nearly impossible to leave before you get tossed around to death
>>582027147Ever since it got hit with that stealth nerf, it feels kind of shit, at least for me.
>>582026439fvll
Why the hell does Joel keep fucking with the DSS? Did someone deport his wifes bull or something?
>new tank has smoke launchersnvm it's great, with the bastion you need a third guy outside the tank giving it smokes and shields and junk if it needs survivability, this just has a don't die button
>>582027213>dying in an easy game-500 izzat>attributing the death to malicious design and the great AH cocksucking era.+500 izzatgood job defending your izzat
i'll never understand why people are more booty bothered by design decisions that are kinda sorta mean than gamebreaking bugs that happen regularly
>>582027745i'm not an indian, i'm not ashamed and if you keep using third worlder terms to describe arguments then you're brown and you'll at best be deported or at best be turned into plant food.
>>582027913>design choicesdeliberate>bugsbugs
>>582027213>being ragdolled counts as prone>being brone gives damage resist>the only ragdolls it will really resist are rocket barragesYou just end up eating full barrages at full damage, but you would ofcourse know this if you played the game.
>>582027546the smoke is borderline useless for anything other than blinding the gunner though?
>>582028119the smoke completely disables any LOS-based attacks directed at the tank - the cannon towers mainly, but also stuff like bunker turrets and miniguns - not that these can harm the tank anyway
>>582028091if I want to be in prone position, i fucking choose to go into prone positioni don't choose to get ragdolled except now I do which lets me not get thrown down an entire hill whenever a rocket decides to clip a piece of the dogshit map geometry
>>582028119being blinded by smoke is a non-issue compared to becoming basically immortal because you're in smoke. smoke is SSS tier against ranged. you can spam through smoke until you get hitmarkers or spam spots to find priority targets if you really can't see anything
What's the current state of cheat engine? Can you still do it?
>>582028119Simply turn off the volumetric anti-sovl gas and its gone
>>582028207so you don't know how smoke works, thanks for sharing>>582028307you're not immortal in smoke, you don't play the game
I have encountered a 2 pubbies that spammed the missiles then got out of the maelstrom after the first 300 rounds of maingun and a 3rd that HIT THE CHANGE SEAT BUTTON AND STARTED USING THEIR PRIMARY INSTEAD OF RELOADING THE MAIN GUN
>>582027364if this happens then you were in a bad poisition to begin with, and deserve to die
>>582028448this is a good angle, 8/10. people will get mad
>>582026439
Diving the city on phat ass bay at night is literal hell, can't see shit fucking fog, random geometry, piles of literal shit, more fog shit is ASS
>The new fire grenade cant close bug holes despite being functionally identical to the other impact fire grenadeBurn Sweden to the ground.
>>582027546>his bastion "needs" survivabilityMassive skill issue on both driver and gunner side.You are supposed to kill everything you see quickly and swiftly.
>>582028309You don't even need cheat engine to cheat now nigga, chinks are going insane on nexus and ayaka with leveller machine guns and 100% democracy protects
Pubbies will look you dead in the eyes like this right before missing the hole with their grenade
>>582028452unlike the tank cannon needing reload, the miniguns needing one is absolutely and completely fucking retardedthis isn't a m242why would it need to be reloaded instead of being fed continuously
>>582028497>you were in a bad position chud!>j-just ignore that they can notice you through solid terrain, throw barrages over entire mountain ranges and can lock onto you from over 200 metersOnly artillery overseers are this cancerous and simultaniously give me the same level of satisfaction when kill them
>>582028506>I can't defend my assertion so I'll just cry bad faiththanks for folding immediately
>>582028618buh what if i'm on the invasion of cyberstan and there are roughly three vox engines and seven war striders and i'm doing raise the flag and can't leave
>>582028715Have you considered that you just suck at the game?
>>582028826Projection isn't an argument.
>>582027147It is still the best assault rifle. It's damage is basically 175 instead of the listed 75 due to the burn.
>>582027960i get fucked over by bugs more than design choices. i can play around eagle storm. i can't play around "the extraction terminal was placed on a cliff that nobody can reach"
>>582028305Have fun being dead instead of ragdolled then.
>>582028671I meant the super cred farm.
>>582028913i understand your perspective but generally>ugh, the swedes did this deliberately!has more malice to it than>ugh, the swede incompetence did this!
*deletes every light chaff in a patrol / breech by mindlessly moving mouse left -> right**deletes shrieker patrol by looking up and moving mouse around like a crackhead*Why aren't you /dotmaxxing/ divers?
>>582028761if you let the game snowball that far, nothing can save you.may liberty have mercy on your soul.
>>582029086if i'm dead it's my fault, if i'm ragdolled it's game designso yeah, i will
>>582029120but I am its my favorite weapon
>>582028893But that's 175 to main instead of specific parts.Personally i prefer pretty much any light pen AR because they have an easier time headshotting.
lobby doko
>>582028675I hope they see people complaining about the ass backwards minigun and change it but part of me knows the reason the maingun has a reload and the missile doesn't is because their spaghetti code won't let them change off that layout copypasted from the bastion
>>582029165but thats the thing anonbastion with infantry support CAN break that. big shield and smoke to stave off getting nuked while the tank smacks the big priority targets
>>582028674>Bounces back and kills youBratty pubbies! Correction needed!
>>582028715>ignores the enemy's well known behavior on purpose>1 of 2 outcomes:dies straight up>wtf what killed me? this game is so unfair man i didnt do anything wrong and i die instantly theres no counterplay and enemies are overtuned. gets ragdolled and then dies>WTF game shit fix ragdoll wtf ragdoll killed me again this is so unfair ragdoll needs to me removed i didn't do anything wrong it's not my fault the game is shit.
>>582027147After the Warhammer warbond and the current patch, it's now the One-Two. Cadian armor completely nullifies the low ergo drawback and lets you put a real scope and barrel attachment on the thing, while the spare grenades buff gives you almost as many rounds as the Grenade Pistol so you can kill spawners and the like.
>>582029175but the izzat lost is the same in both cases
>>582029175Yeah, dying would be your fault for using ragdoll resist.
>>582029402>"ignores">post straight up acknowledges enemy capabilitiesL larps.
>>582029175it's the same thing.it's either your fault in both cases or the game is shit and unfair and you shat your pants in both cases
imagine youre a kid, and youre at your friends house and youre running around having fun then WHAM. You hit your toe on a piece of furniture that sticks out awkwardly for no real reason. You take mental note of it and learn to avoid it but its always there being a problem and being a damper on the experience. One day, you ask your friends dad if he can move it and he goes "NO. THATS MY FUCKIN' CHAIR. THIS IS MY HOUSE AND ITS HOW I LIKE IT." and you ask your friend about it and to your bewilderment he goes "no, thats the toe destroyer 9000. We love destroying our toes on the toe destroyer 9000." Eventually you go back to playing, but one day you forget to check the chair and WHAM. There you go. Welcome back.Thats what its like to play Helldivers 2.
>>582029549if you know what enemies are capable of, you wouldn't get ragdolled while also being exposed
we've been through the "gunship nukes you out of nowhere" era and the invasion of cyberstan with peak vox engine spam and people still refuse to bring defensive items that massively kneecap ranged units like smoke and shield generator. explain this
yesterday i died to a bullshit ragdoll.rocket trooper shot at my feet and bounced me high up and i landed directly on a grenade.i thought it was insanely funny and i typed "i got fucking owned" in chat.
>>582029686helldivers 2 is a house with every sharp corner padded for your protection, but with long nails sticking out from various walls, floorboards and even objects in the house.
>>582029762>Waste a stratagem slot for one POI
>>582029762because 9/10 times it's better to deal with the offender directly (kill it) instead of larping in a shield bubble (will get depleted in 10 sec anyway) or bring smoke (waste of a slot that will annoy the teammates more than it will save them)
>>582029762>defensive items that massively kneecap ranged units >like smoke
>>582029703if i'm not the SPEAR chucker then I'm the Danger Close AT guy so: yeah, I do, regularly
>>582028675plenty of IFV guns that operate off belts require new belts to be loaded. the M3 Bradley carries 1500 rounds but only 300 of them are at the ready. the South Korean K21 has a ready magazine of only 24 rounds but has 200 rounds in reserve with an automatic replenishment system much like how the maelstrom operates
like I know he's baiting because catposters are all trannies, but I thought we all learned exactly how useless smoke is from raped acquisition
>>582029836And nobody wants to fix it because the uncle is in the garage making more nails to stick out from the walls.
>>582029686>imagine youre a kidWhat's the matter nonny? Did you die 6 7 times last mission? A weak ass adult like you needs meta weapons like the eruptor and you still can't kill anything! Just sit back in your AT chair and take a nap while I go do the actual mission for you. Don't worry, I'll collect super creds too. I know that despite you having a j*b you still can't afford warbonds on your own.
>>582029762orbital smoke isn't a jingling keys strat like 500kg or orbital napalmit's goated though and I hope it stays underrated
>>582029762>smoke
>>582029876>object of the game is to do objectives, not kill enemies, and getting bogged down fighting is one of the best ways to actually lose>the other way you lose is getting so overwhelmed that it doesn't matter how well you could deal with the armor spam because you're getting shot and ragdolled (this is the developer's fault, you could change nothing, you are perfect) before you can use it I've seen people literally just blanket a snowball'd extraction point with smokes and it takes it from impossible to completely manageable. I've seen this repeatedly.
>>582029962I know, that is my point preciselythese are chainguns, not gatling guns, and are subject to overheating - this one wouldn't beI've already made a point of that - maelstrom isn't equpped with a M242, nor anything of the sorts, they're miniguns>you need to reload the electrically operated minigun because there's another IFV that was made irl that's reloaded with 4 round clipsthis is how retarded this soundsthey aren't compareablenot to mention this is a video game vehicle firing at way higher RPM than either of these with K40 sitting at comfortable 350 and the bushmaster topping off at 550 at its absolute limit
>>582029876>depleted in 10 sec anywayit comes back in a minute so this genuinely isn't a big deal even when it happens, and it usually doesn't unless you're slapping it down in the world's worst snowball or some idiot drops a pod in it
>>582030196no you haven't
>>582030001smoke only sucks on rapid ACK because it cucks all sentries hard and majority of player bring a shit ton of sentries and depend on them.
>>582030326multiple voxes watching an extract just not doing anything because they can't see the divers they're supposed to be shooting atdid you run smokes once, have something bad happen, and go "WOOOOW FUCKING USELESS WHAT A SURPRISE" or something and go back to your normal loadout that gets fucked by snowball
>>582029201And it still kills most chaff without needing precise aim. Outside of bots, where it is still okay, it handles anything you would want it to handle, while still being okay at slightly bigger things.
>>582030196If they took something like eagle airstrike instead the extract wouldn't have been overrun to begin with.
>>582030306>it comes back in a minutemy bad, I didn't know I was talking to a tourist who hasn't played the game since november of 2024unless you're talking about the bp shield in which caselol
did they remove the demolition capacity of smoke?haven't played in like a year
>>582030089Why the fuck are you trauma dumping
>>582030505it never had any demolition force at all
>>582030479Bugs or squids, sure.Bots it's sorely outclassed unless you have bad aim.
>>582030432>voxes not doing anything because they can't seeI already knew you were lying but thanks for confirming
>>582030495are you merely pretending
>>582030594I swear it could take down bot houses once upon a time
>>582030623I said that.
>>582030196well no, youre wrong. the objective of the game is >kill as many enemies as possible while completing the objcetives along the way
>>582030505>he fell for the "smoke grenades can kill vox in the vent" meme
>>582030626they can occasionally blindly fire into the smoke if you're making a lot of noise but one of the easiest ways to deal with them if you don't have a ton of anti-armor is just chucking smoke grenades in front of you and running at it. >>582030687is this some kind of elaborate psyop to prevent reddit or arrowhead from noticing how good they are
>>582030379>smoke sucks because not killing enemies is objectively worse than killing every enemywow that's so crazy and thought provoking
>>582030668my bad i thought you meant the smoke grenadenah, in fact they buffed itsmoke orbital got the projectile buffs to make it impact with the same demo force as other arty shells, like ops, 380 and suchthough i think it now impacts around the beacon instead of directly at itand the SEAF smoke seems to be bugged idkeagle smoke airstrike still sits at df40 which will kill fabs and bt holes>>582030687it canyou can throw a snowball or a shield in and it'll still blow it up
>>582030795post webm of vox getting killed by a snowball
>>582030761>playing battlefield>looking at grenade selection>frags or smokes>bro smokes are fucking gay it's better to just kill people>get mowed down approaching the objective for 30 minutes straight
>>582030957except this isnt battlefield and enemies can't aimapples to bacons comparison
>>582030853
>>582030957super interesting homegirl>>581270551>>581270551>>581270551
>>582031104So this is the power of Socialist engineering...
>>582031062except the enemies people complain about being bullshit ragdolling you with their precision laser cannons or rocket spam who can barely use them effectively if you're in smoke you're not dealing an armor convoy effectively by yourself with an eagle airstrike slot, defensive strats give everyone more time and wiggle room to whittle down their numbers or move without getting ragdoll'd into "BROO WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO FUCKING ARROWHEAD"
>>582031308they can't use them at all if they're deadgoodbye
>>582030196>bring an actual stratagem dealing damage>use it to prevent being overrunthese are solutions to problems you yourself have engineered
>>582031104is this old? last time I tried it 2 months ago the smoke grenade popped but did not kill vox.or was I unluckily swiggered??
>>582031421>or was I unluckily swiggered??yeah
>>582031421You're being gaslit.Smoke can't, maybe a snowball can, maybe anon is using some "QoL" mod, either way smokes can't.
>>582031397so your plan is to single-handedly instantly kill every single vox engine, leviathan, or armored convoy you see and if you're ever in a situation where they can respond faster than you can kill them or you can't deal with it by yourself, you're going to blame your teams or seethe about it being bad game design until it leaves the game got it
>>582029762Shield generator is dogshit, its long cooldown encourages you to wait for "the shit has hit the fan" moments to use it, yet at the same time its performance gets worse the more enemies are simultaneously shooting at it (and it's a huge fucking target that soaks up shots that miss) that it doesn't even perform adequately in those moments when it's called in.Smoke either requires you to sink you grenade slot or a stratagem slot, and is of questionable utility, especially once you have to reposition to somewhere where the smoke won't protect you.The most reliable way to not get killed is to simply use cover and mobility. Enemies have a harder time shooting a moving target or surrounding and cornering you if you keep on the move, and using walls and other obstacles to block incoming enemy fire means you won't get shot. Smart positioning and game sense will protect you far more effectively than dropping a shield or smoke.
>>582031583>so your plan is to [strawman strawman strawman]reddit-kun you're going to have to do better than that
>>582031583Simply use the hellbomb backpack
>>582031704Am I wrong? smoke neutered leviathan spam, leviathans are gone as they were. smoke neutered vox engines, vox engine spawns were nerfed. people in these threads and on reddit consistently bitch and moan about every enemy capable of blasting you and actually, meaningfully punishing you when you pop out of cover. this is an unacceptable thing for an enemy to do but also the stratagems that give you cover are worthless and instead you should just kill enemies (enemies that kill me before I can do that are bad game design)
>>582031583Yes
>>5820313081 RR, ATe or tank can wipe a convoy, which is already a niche thing.
>>582031865>Am I wrong?yeah, I didn't read the rest
>>582031913a smoke or bubble on an ATe can stop it from being nuked by a factory strider's cannon turret which is something I see casuals get pissed off by all the time
>>582031956Thanks, I accept your concession.
>be me, 2024>smoke stratagem enjoyer>redditors keep crying because enemies are able to kill them sometimes>Arrowhead: “We are so so so sorry to all our precious friends on reddit”>mega buffs to red and green stratagems>mega nerfs to bot accuracy and HP>mega GAY>smoke is now uselessThat’s how it happened.
>>582031978Not being slow also prevents this without costing a stratagem slot.
>>582032072A-accept your confession?! >///<Oh wait, I misread...
>>582032117depends on the situation where if you have one of those strats or grenades you just don't have to give a shit
What is the spotting range of gunships?Do they see all 360 degrees around them?Sometimes they ignore you like 50 meters away and sometimes they just home into you from 400 meters away.
I think smoke users are experiencing placebo effect.
>>582031604>Shield generator is dogshit, its long cooldown encourages you to wait for "the shit has hit the fan" moments to use it,It's almost identical to the MG sentry, a stratagem that is useful explicitly because it's almost always off cooldown.
Wanted to use this helmet for a long-long time, but nothing matched.Best sniper larp drip for me
>>582032260they're nigh blind but are extremely sensitive to sound, curiously enough
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242487688384/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>normies hate the Saikek, i think it's absolutely gamebreaking op
>>582032487full
>>582032278smoke grenades are a blessing for solofags like me on the bot front. you can do some side objectives or entire objectives unbothered even with patrols right next to you.if you get overhwelmed, pop a smoke and just run away.tho I haven't solofaged after recent patch yet, I have yet to see how they changed enemy spawning.
>>582031421vox engine grenade kill and relies mainly on how the grenade hits the inside of the box. it's buggy, but smokes absolutely still (and were always capable of) vox engine kills
>>582032260very narrow cone, but they do get alerted when another enemy in a radius of the gunship spots you
>>582032643solofag here, never used a smoke on bot fronti have no problems full clearing the map>run away kek, i usually just kill the motherfuckers
>>582032643>run diving
>>582032791no ultimatum, right? I don't want to talk to someone who didn't beat the game
>>582032643> if you get overwhelmedThat is a massive “if” in a game where the orbital napalm barrage exists.
>>582032791whats your primary/secondary/support combo that you can kill everything by yourself? including vox?
>>582032861pissile
>>582032487
I just used smoke earlier on a flag mission in a megafactory and it definitely helps, just like it did on launch and during cyberstan. Smoke makes bots act retarded and miss most of their shots or flat out not see you. It's also nice to drop some smoke if you're trying to disengage and run to the next objective so you don't get shot in the ass.
>>582032861Nta, but using crutches is better than rundiving.
>>582032860>run away to do another secondary objective 200+ meters away>return to the old objective where every enemy has now despawnedsimple as.
>>582032946primary depends on my mood but Sai is about to be a mainstayPissile + AMR
>>582030668Orbital smoke could, I believe. All the orbital shells have/had the same demo force, enough to take out labs and jammer with a direct hit.
>>582033046Please don't join any lobbies.
>>582032860nta but smokes are like the opposite of rundiving because you can actually break contact rundiving sucks because you're in a cycle of more units being called in while you try and fail to break visual contact. smoke makes it very easy because it automatically breaks contact unless you're in a few meters, and if you break contact that means you can stop running and just go to the next objective immediately. it's like calling driving away in a jeep "rundivers"
>>582029762>explain thisThe simplest answer is that those strategems require good communication. If you're not on comms, and you're not calling out every drop in chat, then you're gonna fuck over everyone else and they'll get annoyed really quickly. Sure, they might save you from a vox, but you've also just cucked your team's sentries, the guy with a lock with his spear, and now you've made it harder to navigate all the bot mines on the floor.
>>582033148Don't worry, I only solofag on pubs because trying to teamwork with them just results in me getting teamkilled more than the enemy.
>>582033162...Rundiving is running away so you don't need to fight.How did you understand that so wrong?
>>582033267Maybe try not walking in front of your teammate's gun
>>582033293when people talk about "rundivers" they're talking about launch where you couldn't fight anything and couldn't escape to tackle an obj from another angle.rundivers being "ever leaving a fight" is retarded, the enemies killed counter doesn't do anything besides let you gloat to your teammates (which is very important but i hit that anyway)
>missed the pissdiver lobby
>>582033320its their napalm nigger barrages, eruptors, crossbows and ultimatums that usually kill me.not an issue in /hdg/ lobbies, everyone seems to mostly care about not teamkilling others and people don't often use super meta stuff to preserve their izzat.
>>582033438
>>582033557so when the dropship is down you just sit there and refuse to leave until the field is completely clear because that would be rundiving, correct
>>582033542>napalm barrageTry not standing right next to the stratagem beacon>eruptor and crossbowDon't be so close to enemies, you were probably dead anyways
>>582033540It was kino anon. The maelstrom was pulling its weight pretty damn hard, and having two laser cannons in the passenger seats just turned every bot drop into burning scrap. It was glorious. Even if you weren't in a tank, the sai and the directional shield were an insanely good combo.
>>582033843B-b-b-but... the hdg doomtrannies convinced me that the maelstrom was useless!
>>582033320>>don't step up to do stuff so I don't walk in front of teammates>teammate doesn't step up to do stuff so they don't walk in front of me>no one movesYou lack discipline and the other anon is right. Rundiving, going solo, if both complete the mission then there is no issue.>"but the game is about killing enemies and shooting stuff"Nobody is saying otherwise but it's also completing objectives.
>>582033624Yeah, pretty much.
>>582033986Try being less twitchy, once I learned that playing with pubbies became easierImagine your attacks and movements are sort of canned animations from a gacha game
>>582033970It was awesome man. One tank lasted us through probably four or five drops. The thing is made for megafactories. The missiles will rape a factory strider, and the mgs will shred anything else. If you get positioned right, you're unstoppable. We'd drop fresh ones at extract and just relax in our tanks as we ripped bot drops apart. The host should post some webms of it soon, ideally.
>>582028119Actually, smoke is pretty good as static defense. Makes you nearly invincible to ranged fire, size of a tank or not. It GENERALLY sucks because it does very little if you're on the move, and occupies very high competition slots, but when it's free, it's actually great, and the Maelstrom IS exactly the use case for smoke as defense.
>>582033970It's really good.Not quite bastion level but close.If the missles got just a bit more damage (1 hit tanks range) it would be bastion level.
>>582033970You can find retards defending anything here for ego. But looks like you don't really want to accept that
>>582034360>next patch: bastion nerfed down to the maelstrom's level or worse
Why doesn't the Bastion also have smoke launcher?
I'm gonna mod my smoke launchers into electric smokes (or just gas) and THEN you're all gonna feel pretty silly trying to use MY smokes for your benefits XD
>>582033970It is bad. Not unusable, but bad. Main reason being that the cone of fire is prohibitive when the weapon requires precision. And therein lies the other problem, it runs out of ammo very fast. It has decent burst AT (against factory striders, for example and is probably a very good pick against convoys) but has poor ammo efficiency for chunky enemies.
>>582034509the bastion's armaments are just better suited for the game that helldivers is so it's probably a balancing piece to make the maelstrom more enticing. the guns aren't as good, but you get defense for free.
>>582034509don't need smoke if every enemy is dead
>>582034189>tanks, pluralcome on now, no shit two of them will have things covered
I don't own any of the "meta" grenades or secondaries that let you kill armor without a support weapon (grinding or paying for every new weapon pack is hitler and I'm not doing it) and smoke easily seems like one of the most useful secondary grenades as long as you have access to something else that can kill fabs
>>582034585Replace the smokes with NEAT warheads instead.
They really need to buff the fire rate on the china lake, there's a awkward pause after you rack the pump for some fucking reason making it feel extremely unresponsive
>>582034948XBOWGODS ON TOP
>P2W Sai gets both high capa and fast dissipate sinks>starts off at Pen3 unlike Dick needing to reach 25%>doesn't need to wear red armorthis shit's getting kneecapped
honestly, thinking about it now, the exo warbond shouldve had a free mech booster, and the tank warbond shouldve had a free tank booster
never forghetti
>>582035092The problem with those is what happens when the player with those boosters drops.
>>582035091>shoots behind you for about 30% of its shots
>>582035091it's spread is wide enough, it can probably hit your knees already
all the warbond stuff is good or decent(haven't tried the incen nade) but it doesn't really feel like a real warbond without a new strategem
>>582034164Thanks for finding more excuses.
>>582010142People have tested the 30% collision reduction and it's actually a 10% reduction.
>>582029762>Explain this.The people that play this game are retarded. Extremely retarded.
>>582033172>the guy with a lock with his spear, and now you've made it harder to navigate all the bot mines on the floor.The guy with the spear can still lock on in the smoke, and smoke clears all mines on the floor when it pops.
>>582029882Smoke works on bots, it's been proven time and again. It's the best faction for it, and smokes can be plugged into an Expendables build with Concealed Insertion so you get spammable cover for free.
good morning saaars, I hate warstriders so much!
>so like, i didn't kill the four vox engines that spawned in by myself, and now I'm being bullied to death at extract by enemies that I can't get in get in on, kill, run away from, or hide from>but at least I didn't take smoke grenades! I COULD have killed them!>it's still the dev's fault though, not mine
>>582035130Literally just Razer from DotA 2, which himself is a lightning revenant from Warcraft 3.
>>582035091you're as inaccurate as a trooper though and you'll only ever kill 5 things before overheating. scythe rapes and dickle is far more accurate
>>582035606but AMR literally kills it in 3 bullets?
>>582035606Accelerator can kill them in 2 bursts to the joint.
>>582035130>glow slopRest in piss.
>>582035091I like killing devastators 100+ meters away with my dickle, no thanks.
>>582035130i sure won't
>>582035965H-HE'S FAST
>>582035965this would have made dadgamers seethe and kill themselves and you know it
>>582035965this caused a gamebreaking bug that they never figured out how to fix and you know it
>>582035965This looks pretty lame desu.On it's own sure, but imagine a horde of enemies constantly phasing (intentionally) through your bullets or rockets.
>>582036150>this would have made dadgamers seethe and kill themselves and you know itUh excuse me squigger *BANGBANGBANGBANG*
Gundog and the laserdog still duplicates kills, no idea if it translates correctly to the career page thoughbeitever.
>>582032607Normies HATE weapons that need to get attachments to be great
>>582035965I fight like 8 of these niggas at once in Doom Eternal with 50 other freaks shooting meHelldads are a softer breed
surely we can't lose an MO for a free strategem, even if sucks, right?
do you think arrowhead is still working on their next game
>>582036472How?Mine doesn't.Do you have to be client or host?
>>582035615I knew his ass looked familiar
>>582036875Magicka 3...
alright, which one of you is this
Sai with Ballistic shield is disgustingly good... non stop boolets
>>582037487remove "with Ballistic Shield" from your post and you'd be correct
>>582037487The knight is better.
I'm just glad enemies wont instantly destroy my frv when I left it to park for 5 seconds.Finally can get on fatdiver armor without worrying about mobility
>>582037725>light pen
>kicked from a pub for "pinging too much"normgroids aren't human
>>582037781>>light pen
>>582037932Host your own lobby if it bothers you this much.
>be tank driver>get retarded gunner>be tank gunner>get retarded driver
>Chink joins in>Calls in infinite 380mm everywhere>Leaves>Crashes gameMaybe I should just solodive from now on, crazy that every chinkdiver I encounter uses infinite cooldown and ammos
>be>get retarded
>>582038226Impregnating bratty hunters
Other game can have standard tank just fine, PvP, PvE, every kind of game, except Helldivers apparentlyThere's a lot of way to balance it other than kneecapping the fun of driving and operating a tank
>>582038403Just wish we have selections like EDF.
>>582038403This is a swedish game, the whole point of the tank and vehicles in general is to not be fun.
>>582038226forced blowjob on a hunter with soft and long tongue
>>582038403Sweden is obsessed with some shitty swedish tank that was made during the cold war and never saw combat.
How do we feel about the molotov? I kinda like the thing, it's got a stupid amount of stagger on it too.
>>582038878literally everything is susceptible to fire, including heavies of all stripesThis thing fucks tremendously especially if paired with anything that can stunIt's going to make levelling my Pacifier piss easy.
The Bastion is still better, you KNOW I'm right
>>582038878it has a stupid amount of AP0 stagger, yes. it does not stagger any enemy that doesnt have an ap0 part
>>582039159Everybody knows that, people are just desperate to keep their izzat by using the inferior version.
I unironically hate vehicles ever since FRV came out, was shit, and they tried to salvage it like 5 times, leading to at least 1 retard bringing it and then harassing you to get inonly to end up stuck, blown up, or driven off a cliff
>>582039268>people cant drive properly therefore vehicles are badholy mother of hasty generalization
Do you think there's a company in-universe akin to bad dragon who makes dildos based on each kind of terminid?
>>582038761In classic Swedish fashion they failed, tanks are alot of fun.
>>582039336The vehicles have shit handling by design though.
now that the dust has settledwarbond when?
>>582039336>what is pattern recognition
>>582039621it's not a pattern.its a tiny sample that you generalized an observation on.
>>582038878Completely powercrept incendiary impact or maybe normal incendiary (unless you need the demo force)The fact that you get 6 is NUTS
The handling on cars isnt too bad if you dont drive like a deranged Indian. Most of the people dont slow down when trying to turn and just end up flipping. Reminds me of the same shit when people said the driving in cyberpunk was bad.
HOW CAN I COMPLETELY REMOVE ALL THE FUCKING FOG EFFECTS ITS UNBEARABLE
>>582039752Nah, hes right. Most people cannot drive for shit in this game.
>>582039268Maybe this game isn't for you.Funny frv moments are the peak of this game.
>>582039790Nobody used incendiaries, so powercreeping a useless tool is unironically a good thing.
Set gear to 1 if you can't drive.Don't hold W too long, you should tap it instead.
>>582039882>mostand how does this make vehicles bad? ive seen good drivers, even in lobbies.
>>582039336>frvs handle like greased dog shit>recently got nerfed again btw>tank handles like a brick>no you cannot have a turret that turns because the NPCs will quit playing>map gen only has 2 tile sets with roads>every other gen is fucking rocks>its the players fault somehowthe izzat is not yours to protect.
>>582040028skill issue.
>>582040000Naaaahhhh. Youre not going to steer this convo little guppy.
>>582040000>and how does this make vehicles bad?It's called ergonomicsIf most people can't use the shit you're releasing, then it's badly designedIf most people can't drive the fucking WASD videogame vehicle, then it's fucking bad
Boy, pubbing on D10 Marfark megafac has been a rough experience. Keep having several last man standing situations at extract.
>>582040215Turn off crossplay.
>>582013073Naturally. Also manual reload after 100 ammo is used and it has 500 max like the lumberer because we just copy/paste the code.
makes me wonder if MS/343 patented Warthog handling or some shit
>>582040089gpt-6 astra had no problem fixing it, its fixed pretty much every bug in the game
Did anyone here save that mod that made every terminid a stalker before the nexus fags removed it?
How's the new brick wall after update?
>>582039838removing fog is cheating. we don't condone cheating in this thread.
>>582040659Arrowhead is working tirelessly as we speak in order to make sure nobody can fix the issues of the game.
>>582040659Anon, because there's no problem to fix. It's the "intended way" to play according to these swedish freaks. Most of these mods are just simple value tweak.
>>582040659>every bug in the gameits intentional, they're so easy to fix that its basically by design or they couldn't agree on what is intentional
>>582040028>>recently got nerfed again btwno it didn't
>>582041147yeah, i don't know if it works thoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/40cwnn.zip
>evictor is ust the crossbow but with every number made worse
Why don't Megafactories give SC
>>582041915And it's more fun to shoot.
What's the verdict on Ironclad democracy? I can either get it, or Sexo Sexperts
>>582041915crossbow with rounds reload sounds fun.
>>582042101Sex0 Sexperts
>>582041915I refuse to use the crossbow solely because it's fucking lame. If it was just a minigrenade smg I'd use it, but I refuse to use a goddamn "tactical" crossbow.
sexspurt!
>>582041807ok i just tested itit only works if there is a stalker nest present to replace every spawn with
>>582041968because botchuds do not deserve SCs
>call in maelstrom>pelican drops it off half way up a rock so the front end is sticking too high up to climb into the drivers seat from the front, need to hop on from the back>jump on, get ragdolled off by a cannon turret blast and go flying 30 meters down a slope for extra ragdolling time>hoof it back, meanwhile two teammates have gotten into it, one in the gun and one in the side compartments>gun is pointing 30 degrees into the air, nothing even close to its line of fire>get back onto the tank and make it mere inches away from the drivers hatch only to be ragdolled off it again by a rocket devastator barrage>by the time I recover and make it back to the tank it has gotten shot so much sitting there on a rock that it blows upif experiencing this sequence of events yourself would make you mad and frustrated instead of amused by the absurdity of it then you are a miserable, joyless person
>>582042231I'd use a crossbow if it was an actual crossbow with perforating bolts nailing targets on a wall behindExplosive crossbow is so low energy and unsatisfying to use, just make it a secondary or something since it's one handed anyway
>>582025972>75 or 175 armorNo
>>582039838it is literally an artistic choice to make the game more difficult.If you are having issues, lower the difficulty.
>>582042402It doesn't even play like a crossbow, it's one handed with a magazineI could have seen if it had to be cooked after each shot like the Eruptor but they just completely swapped the concepts
>>582042360>Sisyphus' punishment with a tank instead of a boulder>"haha guys it's so funny i'm having so much fun hahahaha"The sw*des have broken your mind
>>582042709I wonder how much these third-worlders are being paid to post those kind of messages.
Orbtial buffalo sauce barrage when
>>582027364getting tossed around and remaining partially damaged vs becoming ragdoll resistant and eating the full 200 dmg grenade
STOP MOVING THE TANK AROUND WHEN I'M TRYING TO SHOOT THE FUCKING BUGS GOD DAMN IT, JUST HIT THE BREAK, LITERALLY WASTED 5 ROCKETS ON A FUCKING CHARGER
>>582042805bastion would have instantly killed the charger with a single shell.
>>582042805You do not need a rotating turret.Get better loser, learn to communicate with your blind, mute and deaf driver.Tha tank is good.I've seen people who've heard about someone being good with it.Skill issue.
>>582042101it's alternate Democratic Demo, mainly explosives with a side of fire and thermite.Sexo Sexperts is more variety, and not bad ones.Take your pick
>>582042805Sorry bro, there's 1 trillions alpha warriors and commanders trying to rape our tank from behind, I need to run them over :)
>>582042784it's a stim tax either waybut one of them lets me stay upright and immediately kill the thing that shot meThe other one renders me incapable of doing that and allows the thing to take follow-up shots.
>>582042908How much more betrayal can Tank Gunner take?
>>582042908OOOOOOH
Best loadouts while using the portable hellbomb?
>>5820430343x expendables
reinforcement boosterthe exploding resuscitation armora good pair of legsthe unbreakable will to die for democracy
>>582042985>but one of them lets me stay upright and immediately kill the thing that shot meit wouldn't, you would just die immediately if you didn't go prone to reduce the explosion damage by 90%
>>582042908muh gabagool
>unironic sopranosfags ittgrim to know these 50+ yo uncs could be joining lobbies with me.
Bastion for botMaelstrom for bug and squidIt's just a fact, sorry
>>582043325including or not including the additional instances of explosion damage you'll take if you weren't ragdolled out of the way from other blasts?
>>582043575:(
I don't care about the new tank, where's my baby?
>>582043704soon(tm)
>>582032487ggz frens, If i said Lugia was also w faps would you still stand by me?
I mistook the rr for eats in loadout again because they still only use a tiny 400*400 icon grid with no sorting, no inline captions, no presets, no favorites, and which moves every time you buy something in a warbond.How are menus still total ass two years later?
>>582043034>FRV>solo silo>gas strike>coyote>ultimatum>CE-101>dronenade, giganade or molotov>arab chants
>>582043679Hey, atleast Sopranos has aged like fine wine and is one incredibly good life lesson about ego and, unironically, izzat preservation (and it's consequences).I think that even gen alpha would appreciate that show once they turn 20+ years old and start appreciating how respect works and how ego destroys it.
>>582032487nothing could be done to prevent this from happening
>>582043801devs are scared for the "meta" to form so people would use the same loadout all the time.when you have to pick everything individually, there is a higher chance you pick something fun instead.
>>582043801>my blind ass bringing the Eagle 110s instead of the Airstrike again
>>582043801I have a QoL cheat for you.
>>582043801>>582043984>my dyslexic ass looking for recoiless rifle for 10 seconds while everybody in the lobby has already been ready for the last 20 seconds
>>582032487GGsChubby chasers, Shotacons, ZoophilesI hate you all
>>582044168chubby chaser has got to be the worst, how can you like a person with obesity, horrible hygiene and no self-control???
>>582044168>mfw I'm only 2 of those things.
>>582044391
>>582043962Then at least add more groups/tabs to cycle like light/medium/heavy that split expendables, backpack weapons, other backpacks, and other weapons now that the pool is bloated with 4 times the amount there was at launch.AND FIX THE FUCKING SCROLLING SPEED WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL SO ABYSMALLY SLOW TRYING TO PICK A MEDIUM ARMOR AMONG THE LOT, THESE ARE TOTALLY FIXABLE PROBLEMS
>>582044212There is chubby and there is obese.It's kinda like cat girls and zoophilia, same corner, just one is more extreme.
>>582044086>everyone is ready and equipped >im trying to analyze their loadouts so I can tactically fill out spaces we're missing>I can tell theyre all fucking MAD at me>WHERE IS THE EAT AAAAAA
kay im bored, im going to terrorize pubbies by replacing every bug with stalkers
>>582044528Based
>>582044486Literally this.>>582044212Nah, I'd definitely do the Egg.
>>582044168Feels good to know I'm only 2/3
>>582044528>replacing every bug with stalkersI can only take so much...
>>582044520>>582044086THINK FAST
>>582044689Saar... someone already made the joke before you and better at that.-1000000000 izzat
>>582032487ggs that battle at the end with multiple 15 minute power-up sequences was kino
>>582044825
>>582045040It's incredible how you can tell one had their cortisol spiked and the other was having fun.
>>582001541I've yet to find the underbarrels worth it with how stingy they are with the ammo count for them.>>582006284Do we know what the new nid enemy will be like? Because if they're riflemen types it's going to make me laugh at bugdivers being upsetti
>>582045206I don't feel like that's true
>>582044825unironically took me 3 seconds to realise that right one is NOT recoiless
>>582045040What the fuck are you carrying?
>>582045206this is the guy who lost the duel posting btw
>>582041807>>582042270Weird but thank you anon
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16441been want a mod like this, now I just need a "always show map" mod and I'll be set
>>582045346the team usually but in this instance it's just a guard dog
>>582045346looks like gun doge :3
>>582045429>not even stim pistoling
>>582044602>boobs not smaller than her headobesity.
>>582045429should have gotten 15 more
>>582043801>>582043984download "bit better ui" mod.there used to be a modding guide in the op but it got vandalized.
>>582043325okay, you dense nigger ill put it in crayons so you can understand
>>582045515That's really cool grandpa, now let's get you to bed!
>>582045574grok, draw scenario 3 where it is a variation of scenario 2, but the player dove head first into a rocket and promptly got decapitated and show an empty health bar, a skull and a red text saying "WAITING FOR REINFORCEMENT"
>>582045632s-shut up...
>>582045710grok draw me fucking this guy's mother
Do you do any cringey LARP things ingame + irl when playing the game?Whenever I expect a big explosion next to me, I always go prone or dive (so I can be prone) in the game and open my mouth irl because that is how soldiers are trained to minimize shockwave damage - lie down, open mouth, wait for the big boom to happen.
>Helldivers will never recreate the unintentional satire this one moment createdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QUsx68DCACowardly ass swedes.
>>582045373this and your suggestion are literally cheats because bringing this menu up during actual gameplay holsters your weapon or makes it unusable like the map.
Holy fuck that new tank is a 10/10 trollAhgs did it again kek
what are their primaries?(your pea-nits is not a primary)
you already made that post once
>>582047689idk these characters
>>582047689hot goopy loads straight from my johnson
>>582047760katusha, tanya and psychopump
>>582047760tank sex, flying sex and sewer sex
>>582047760huey, dewey and louie
>>582047921>>582047927>>582047978So much information at once..
>>582047689I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess it would probably be my penis.
>>582047689>Tank girlDunno never watched>TanyaR-2124 at first but switches to SMG-32 halfway through the season>C'venash VishneriIrrelevant. Siege breakers hammer support as a primary
>>582044825I have a similar issue but with the SPEAR and the commando
>>582047921>katushaKatyusha with a y>psychopumpPsychopomp, get the name right, is the name of her helmet. She is either the Queen of Venus, or C'venash Vishneri
>>582048416>ackchuwally blah blah blah shut up nerd
>>582028675>why would it need to be reloaded instead of being fed continuouslyerm sorry chud AH doesn't believe in giving the player good stratagems without severe drawbacks
bots won again btw
Can i get a refund for my Gallant?The Sai is just straight up better
I feel like theres one guy trying to psyop everyone into thinking the Sar is S tier.
>>582049434SAAAR?
>>582049595Good morning
>>582049359The SAI costs half a whole warbond
>>582049826Good afternoon
>>582049168this is a nice image
>>582045574here's my retortdespair
>>582050449Bodied that freak.
>>582049168Where do I find bots like this? To spread democracy.
>>582050449insane own
>>582050292And good night!
I want a qol mod to increase the tank transmission strength, rotating them is kind of ass, and you get stuck everywhere with these starfield tier rock generationAt least Todd has a decency to put jetpack booster to his vehicle
>>582045574>>582050449What if you are simply not retarded?
>eruptor>not retardedtoppest of keks
>>582050736yeah it would be nice if they didn't make it a casemate and also unbearable to drive
Fuck you Chuds Eagle did nothing wrong!https://x.com/helldivers2/status/2102382621250507173
>>582050483niggerfaggot>>582050665faggotnigger>>582050449>here's scenario 1 but I have Motivational Shocks booster active>here's scenario 2 but i'm a stupid niggerfaggot who doesn't movenegrohomosexual>>582051272>i completely reinterprated the starting conditions homosexualnegro
>>582051962sent those homos packing
>>582051962holy mad
>>582051962motivational shocks reduces the duration of slow effects such as bug venom, ice flowers and tremors
>>582051962>Motivational Shocksthis applies to slows and stuns, not ragdollsdumb nigger
>>582052239>got placebo'd into thinking it helped with ragdollsFUCK.
>>582052284youre probably misinformed to shit on everything.
>>582051567now we will get random orbitals again
>>582052284>ragdoll resistance armor advocate is fucking retardedno... this can't be...
>>582051962>implying that motivation shocks help with ragdoll recovery>"it hurt itself in its confusion!"
>>582052415>>582052474>>582052509not like i ran it since there's better boostersthere was no armor to deal with ragdolling so i just ran whatever made the game more fun besides that
This is why I dont bring vague dumb boostersSuper stims go!!!
>>582051567if the jeets ever decide to attack we're completely fucked
>>582050449missremembered the amount of rockets
while were on topic. muscle enhancer is an SS tier booster on bugs because it prevents the Hunter 1-2 combo if youre wearing light armor.it reduces the strength of slows by 20%, allowing you to just "walk away" from the hunter and the follow up attack never connects
>>582052903>I need a booster so I can deal with an attack from one enemyhow about a booster that is useful in every situation?double stamina?every stim is meth-charged?every time you respawn you have full ammo?every time you get damaged you get less damage?muscle booster speaks for itself only on sandstorm and snowstorm worlds because they can last up to 5 minutes and can happen multiple times per mission and save a lot of actual mission time, but then it is still arguable whether it is worth replacing any of the big 4.
>>582053552>HSOrequires you to DIE, which never happens to meit's an overrated booster for shitters.>staminaalso overrated, but it does provide a tangible benefit during normal play, unlike hso.
I'll play again and level up my Sai!
The Sai is extremely mid. Not amazing or bad. Its just okay-ish.
uuuu whatcha sai
>>582054175see: >>582045632
>>582007849>>582008035>>582010789>>582017080>>582026134>>582032607>>582033063>>582037487>>582049359>>582054112I hope theyre paying you for this.
Sai?Raphael's weapons?
>mass replyabsolutely gaped
SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE SAIYOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REDEEM THE 400 SC
i buy sai with gift card
>>582054910NOOOOOOO YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REDEEM
>the tank was supposed to be paywalled behind the wb>warbond now half emptyKekekekeke
>>582054968i buy sai for she
>>581998453>add new tank>it's just a 40k stormlord but worse
https://youtu.be/xaqixlRH_7E?t=231>Me on D-10 with the AR-11 after getting tagged by a headless Alpha commander who did its gay death lunge to cripple my leg but I'm still surrounded by a gorillion hunters and out of stims
>>582054757>>582054910>>582055030So how many rupees do they give you per post?
>>582055467good moning sir
>>582055368this is false as no girl would ever like you enough for her to kiss the glass you are behind
>Call someone out on his blatant dick riding of the Sai>He has a tranny meltySo this is the type of person to like the Sai
more like Gai
>>582055368>scene before that clearly shows bugs just absolutely annihilating a human to pieces>for Rico they just give him a smooch and leave him aliveerm, I am not sure I am media literate to understand why did Rico survive that crap?
>soi
Goyim! Make me a Lobby!
nahhhhhh bro wants a lobby
bro thinks anyone here actually plays the game lmao
Is it me or does it look like a swiss roll?
hungry man dreams of swiss roll
>>582055601Oooh so tuff>>582055847Rasczak saves him
>>582039971Just don't drive at all if you think you need to feather the throttle in gear 1If you "need" gear 1 you shouldn't drive period
>>582056257Looks like that bastard from portal 2
Good morning, Helldivers 2 general!
>>582057280good morning saaaaar!
>>582056257That's weird, it looks like a girthy veiny horsecock to me.
>>582051962holy seethe
>>582057331I'm not Indian
>>582057464I am saaaar! :)you are very beautiful young man saaaaar have a lovely day! :)
>>582057673Thank you, my friend
>>582057331>>582057464good morning saars
>>582057763source?
>>582057763Hello sir
>>582058046https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7276299?q=helldivers_%28series%29+
>>582058258thank you saaaar
>>582058046
>>582058364>strange insults from a retarded timmyThat tells me nothing, fool.
This megafactory adventure is tiringI'm gonna have tolower the difficulty
any slutdivers on ??
>indians>frogposters>tranime posters>coomersI wanted to host a lobby but I changed my mind.Maybe later.
>>582058494going to my parents' marriage anniversary dinner after work, won't be healslutting anyone today
>>582058538Tranny
>>582058494*spews bile*yes
The G11 is very whelming.I guess the underbarrel shotgun could use a 30 round reserve since it's shitty 10 gauge.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242519703372/76561198031332870D10 bots
>>582058837this is the lobby saaaaaars lets goooooo
Le tourist lobby
>>5820588372/4
it's 6am on a wednseday, how do you guys have time to play?
>>5820588374/4
>>582059380Timezones, neets, grave shift guys, vampires
>>582059380I know it is a scary fact but there are unemployed people here
>>582059380I work from homenothing like a quick dive before breakfast
>>582059380few jobs these days actually are 9-5
who plays helldivers 2 at 3 in the morning?
>>582059568>grave shift guys>vampiresThat's the same thing.
Is the maelstrom the greatest joke stratagem in the game or what? It's outclassed by every other vehicle, it's outclassed by 2 out of 3 emplacements, it's outclassed my me with a cremator, it's outclassed by my retarded friend with an eruptor.
>>582059380I'm playing and gooning to NovelAI at 3pm
>>582058794Your vibecoded slop, sir.https://ayakamods.com/mods/reasonable-ergo.4056/
>>582019715Anon... I'm afraid cultists... are too much for you.
Can we get some arc weapon buffs like damnArc thrower doing fuck all with shit fire rate and no damageBlitzer used to be my favorite weapon but now it doesn't do anything lolDid they just get power crept out at some point?
>>582047689My prostate.
>2026->all mods are vibecoded now>can't say shit about it either because they're all freesucks man
>>582060130wasnt there some mod that allowes arc to target heads now?
>>582060130You see, in one of their internal playtests on diff 5 one of the devs had all their kills stolen by one acr chad and so they made all arc weapons a joke. Also infinite ammo has to mean it's dogshit. And no, how easy it is to kill teammates and their RNG on hits and chaining isn't enough of a downside to AH
>>582059658I work a very old and outdated "legacy" 9-5 office job that the owner reduces to change anything because they are still profitable 14 years later doing the exact same thing they have always been doing. Working remote is not possible because "its just a scam so you guys don't do any work and I still have to pay you".1-2 hours of actual work then you spend the rest of 6 hours just scrolling YT shorts or instagram reels or I just post here.Can't game because we can not bring our own devices and we work on iMacs from 2011-2017 so these can't run shit. I am allowed to sleep on the kitchen room sofa though so I do that to pass the time sometimes.It pays quite above the average of what this position would pay so I can't complain about pay and I do not want a hard job.Thus, I am stuck in literal purgatory 6 hours per day.Atleast I can LARP as an indian here.
>>582060343It always makes me chuckle when employers say remote workers don't do any workas if office employees don't jerk off, scroll their phones, and not do any work either
>>582060343Same but in a quite "serious" security job. I patrol one of the most nationally valuable assets left in this dogshit country. Except there are so many guards, and the rotations are so plentiful, that I patrol for may 1-2 hours and then often have 2-3 hour breaks just doomscrolling. For a security guard job, it pays well above average for the area, like 33% more, and it's 4 on 4 off today. It's cushy as fuck albeit boring.
>>582059380I work 7pm to 7am burger time
>>582060793burger time is measured the same way as normalpeople time
>>582060036Every vehicle is a joke strategy.
thanks for the input triptranny
>every strat is le bad, actuallyokay retard
>the faart is a bastion variant"People"(brownoids) suprised by the lack of turret
I think i finally found my "ol' reliable" in this game. And its the Trident.
>>582059380I'm at work
>>582061798Do you suck AH cock because you're gay or because you're retarded? Do you do it for free or because cum is your favorite drink? Do you enjoy being indian more or a gay retard more?
New spawning system is pretty noticeable, there's constant fights now but enemies spawn out of thin air or outright disappear instantly now lmfao
>>582062401It's very realistic.
>>582022205Maybe you are just bad. It's a solid gun that will kill anything you point it at really fast. Slow reload of the rifle part is made up by having access to the shotgun for when you are getting pushed at short range and need to keep firing. The shotgun seems to reload even faster than normal pumps
>>582062401You clearly never had your government make you play pretend you were a soldier in the woods for 9 months
>>582022205Actual skill issue unironically fr fr no cap das rite
>>582060042why are all the mods being uploaded at the same time?also>VG-70 Variable Armor Penetration LIGHT -> MEDIUMfuck...
>>582062401The one time I split off from my mate, I encountered zero enemies, no patrols to avoid, and nothing aggro'd on me.When we were together shit hit the fan and sometimes it felt like we're fighting waves for four people - just the two of us.I always host.
What bug d10 loadout will let me chill like I'm having a picnic
>>582060042NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW AH WILL CRACKDOWN ON MODS AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582062816Pump action nade launcher, supply pack, grenade launcher, Pistol Grenade launcher
Upgrading weapons takes a very long time.
A full day later and zero progress on Marfark and next to zero on Phact Bay. Holy fuck this playerbase is so bad! This campaign will lose and there will be no tank for us at this rate. And, honestly, with how shit the maelstrom is, we won't be missing much.
>>582062891that won't do that, that would be seen as an act of war against all of chinalmao
>>582063770About 10 minutes with ce
>>582060723so tell me how dose RBMK reactor explode anon
>wtf why isn't the supply FRV variant a quad bike?terrible design notwithstanding, this is what you sound like
>>582064249It doesn't. Take this man away, he's delusional.
Lobby sex gayming koko.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242530949965/76561198371599905
Well lads
>>5820644392/4.
>>582064439>failed to join
>>582064439fvll
>>582028761Maelstom actually wins that. If you can dump smoke and hit the missiles fast enough. Need some coordination and luck not to get killed as its getting deployed. But it can dump those laser guided rockets fast.
>Mongoloid chink bugman pilots the maelstrom directly in FRONT of a bug breach so close that the guns can't even aim down to shoot themI can only imagine these are the kinds of people that think the stratagem is absolute total shit instead of just being whatever
I hope we fucking lose this MO. I don't want this slop tank taking up a stratagem slot in my inventory.>Just don't play until the campaign ends, then.I'd rather just make winning the MO harder by not playing or doing MO objectives while the campaign is up, so we are more likely to lose the MO. :)
>Tank's designated title is Maelstrom - implies a storm of bullets.>Look inside.>Has to fucking reload its rotary guns.
>>582066528Maybe you shoukd join MO lobbies and intentionally play like shit to sabotage them then? Die stupidly and repeatedly to eat up the budget, call resupplies in bumfuck nowhere the second they're off CD, draw every patrol on your heads and when you get griped at, call them toxic mysoginists or something.
Can we get a vehicle called the Ul'dahn since we have Maelstrom.
>>582064439piss piss
>dude what if you had 6 napalm strikes in your grenade slots??? lets make other incendiary grenades obsolete lolewhy though
>>582000946>could have kept running>stopped anywayITS THE GAME THAT IS MALICIOUS!
>>582066962I don't do this because I'm lvl 271, but if I really wanted to make existence for my team harder I'd just pick the flag since that shit draws aggro every harder than normally playing the game. I unironically get more kills having the flag equipped just cause so much more shit runs directly at me (and everyone else I stick near to) over the course of the game than with any other support weapon.
>>582051567Sorry about that guys!I didn't realize they'd ALL get pregnant.
>>582067139They think having no demo force means that the molotov is somehow worse than the other incendiary grenades. Also, idiotically, I'm pretty sure the other two incendiary grenades are using white phosophoros while the new molotov is just some kind of fuel + open flame on the top - shouldn't the fucking white phospho grenades have longer burn times since that shit is so deadly and incapable of being put out that it literally burns even if you're underwater?
>>582067341It’s not that big.
>>582068208We are all gooning to off-model porn
>>582064508didn't they nerf four loko after people died?
>>582068373Not me, I don't feel anything unless the proportions are accurate to the source material
>>582068678t.
>>582068678Gay as hell
>>582068678Whitest post in the thread
>>582058794I think that the under-barrel either needs to hit harder or have a faster fire rate. I"m just underwhelmed by the weapon as a whole.
Bread when
>>582068373Big 15yo kitty...https://cdn.donmai.us/original/0f/ba/__sensei_doodle_sensei_mika_and_kazusa_blue_archive_drawn_by_spacetazune__0fba6ecebede319450d5d37ffbeaf867.png
What’s wrong with the fucking matchmaking in this game?60k online, and I can’t find players for the fucking game for more than 5 minutes.
>>582069737We all blocked you man
>>582063818I played last night for the first time in weeks on the bug front. Every match that I quickplayed into had the squad shitting themselves with ~2 reinforcements left despite zero to one primary objectives completed.
>>582063818New Eagle is bretty close to falling. Give it a few hours.
>>582069737The online display is sweden coded
>>582068678This. Anyone that disagrees is retarded. If they don't have the same body it's not the same character. As lowly as inflation fags.
>>582069737Matchmaking prioritizes matching on the planet your currently on, iirc. Jump to where the helldivers actually are before mashing quickplay, or use the ping for active missions. Or host.
>>582070547>Or host.I'm hosting, and there are over 1000 players on the planet (if you believe the shitty numbers from those swedish cucksuckers). I can't find any players, at best, someone joins me ten minutes after I drop an SOS beacon.
>>582070794>1000 players99% are d3 shitter
>>582069737Crossplay status?
Reminder that Shams had the APC scrapped because he believed it was too OP.
>>582071215Turned on
>>582068519yeah some teens took it than crashed/walked into trafficbrought to us by the genius fratbros went on to develop diving headfirst in a 3ft deep "lake" and fucking dying
>this is actually the last thread everWell I had fun!
I'm digging the China Lake. Doesn't feel as completely degenerate as the Xbow does, and pairs nicely with Dagger + Backpack flamer as the designated hole destroyer on bugfront.
>>582064439Gigis. We have le cummed gayming.
>>582069737I genuinely believe that if people leave via alt-f4ing it bugs out and still thinks those slots are full so you have to reopen the game to find someone. Other than that, no fucking clue. Darktide never had this issue despite lower playercount but they also have official servers to play on. So its probably vibe peer 2 peer code Sven made while he was high off surstromming fumes.
>>582064439GGs
love me some beam weapons, I hope we get some more in the futurespeaking of beams... how is the laser turret?
>>582071605ggsSeggo has been achived
>>582071854Good, but it is inconsistent. It'll target bot dropships and will not manage it's heat, so in any overwhelming situation it'll cook itself way too fast. Fun for all laser memes, but it needs some work it'll probably never get.
>>582069737it's really just been raped up from the beginningremember when people had to simultaneously click onto planets while matchmaking to even begin a proper search?remember when if the 2nd or 3rd player quits, it would never fill because 4th player wasn't pushed up?remember how fucked host migration was that it temporally shifted objectives for everyone joining?
>>582071605why frima so tired all the time????
>>582071854>Hulk any variantdead in 4 secs>War Striderdead in 10 secs>Charger any variant dead in 5 secs>Implierdead in 9 secs>Bile Titan normaldead in 12 secs>Plap Titandead 20 secs>Factory Stridercan't kill>Vox Machinecan kill if shot in the crotch>Dragon Roachcan kill if hit in the eye>Hive Lordcan kill if u want to
new bread doko
>come back to this garbage general after half a year hiatus>it's full of weebs posting their stupid waifus still
Earwax been getting more orange and brownAm I done for?
lobbyMO planetshaven't tried the new stuff yetsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242542559189/76561198008364447
>>582072974>Failed
Die.
Youll get your bread when you fix THIS DAMN DOOR
Crossbow>One-handed>5x8 ammo reserves>620 medpenEvictor>Two-handed>4+32 rounds>490 medpenNigger what, this is not even a sidegrade
>>582074003Uh... literacy my media or something.
>>582072934Good.
>give bots a try>drop down>war striders>return to shipI seriously wonder what the fuck they were thinking when making such an annoying enemy
>>582074003crossbow.>is gay. evictor.>isn't gay. That shrimple.
>>582072934missed the supply frv, hyena, etc
>>582074362Dude just use the constellation info modIt tells you which enemy seed rolled for that mission
>>582074362>2026>mad at warstriders
>>582074003i like the rounds reload, thats literally it
newbie new>>582073798
>>582074003Crossbow>Feels like dogshit to use even if its OPEvictor>Fun, satisfying, thunkAlso, its fun reloading between each shot and just dumping 'nades into the enemy.
>>582072934
>2026>still being unable to handle anything the game throws at you in d10 at this pointngmi
>>582074973The amount of warbondlets I see get folded by D10 is staggering, really.
I downloaded the “press f to win” QOL mod snd it seriously improved my quality of life. It saves sooo much time. And no, it’s not considered cheating because I can win anyway. It’s just a faster way to do missions.
I dont remember asking
>light pen explosiveWhat is the usecase for this?
>>582078506Funny ragdolls
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