mason

your mmr DOES signify how good you are at the game

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>>582111447
lmao the idea you think the skill gap is very high between ancient divine and low immortal is funny its very small

even psg would 1v1

>>582111436
what the fuck is this image

>muh 1v1
Is this the Dota version of masculinity? The video game equivalent of using fists to settle an argument?

Objective stats don't care about your 1v1 ability.

>>582111738
he's right you know

Thread Summary
This /d2g/ (Dota 2 General) thread centers around Twitch streamer Mason's failed high-stakes MMR challenge. Mason reached the final hours of a wager to gain MMR, but suffered long queue times, stream snipers, and team griefers, ultimately leading to multiple stream ragequits and a lost bet. Secondary discussions focus on the patch meta, game balance complaints, comparisons between streamer Grubby and average players, personal blogposts about NEET life, and anime/character fan art.

>>582111732
Both arguments are invalid until a 1v1's outcome occurs.

>>582111660
Not when you can have people help boost you. Like Mason.

MMR will only mean anything when it's strict solo queue.

as a friend haver its hilarious seeing friendlesscels seethe because they don't know what real 5v5 dota is like

>>582112138
i only play dota in 5 stacks

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>>582111565
fpbp

friendly reminder that if you are a turbo-only clown you need to stop posting and lurk only. Anything that you type in here is worthless

mason's team is literally just chainfeeding and you are saying there is no such thing as loss queue?

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Buff Hoodwink

>>582112000
these niggas are scared of that smoke

mason is done

>>582111660
how so?

>>582113551
what happened? I just arrived home after work and now he's offline?

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>12 win streak
>I just got queued with two people who legit had no idea how to paly their hero
like they have actually not played the hero before.
what's going on with this game

>>582114309
short strim

>was sitting at 5900
>press calibration
>lose 4 games in a row, 3/4 are stomps
>start getting matched with divines 3

is it over for me? it's actually so fucking sad. extra level of tilt is one gaming having an invoker on your team that buys blight stone and cant do shit, just die to kunkka off cooldown
and next game have enemy invoker that is hitting every sunstrike and playing like miracle

should i kill myslef

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who cares mason when Xibbe streaming

>>582114891
What rank?

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This redditor was completely right.

>>582115202
Take anti-depressants, if you can't handle the tilt raw. It works for me.

>>582115365
lol ur poor and seething

>>582115352
low legend

>>582115579
Oh, yeah, that place can still have newbies. Like, actual newbies. Not smurfs.

>>582115498
I don't want to end up fully anhedonic

>>582115697
but what kind of animal queues ranked with kez and doesn't know the spells like come on.
also russian ofc. and also complaining on mic (in russian) ofc

>>582115498
Also it's not just tilt. Apparently I just lost 500 mmr in 4 games. I will never ever recover from this, my life is basically over.

>>582115727
>anti-depressants
>anhedonia
What? What do you think anti-depressants do? It just makes it more difficult for you to get sad. Losing still feels like shit, but getting tilted doesn't make you doompost.

>>582115874
Dota players are animals. You just got lucky for 12 games, because the enemy had worse animals.

>>582115924
They suppress emotions, in practice it's the only thing they do. You can't suppress sadness and not suppress satisfaction, you suppress everything at the same time.

>>582111732
>struggling in low skill lobbies

>>582116079
>I know you take meds and I don't
>but let ME tell YOU how they work
Thanks, dipshit. Shut the fuck up, now.

my ankles fucking hurt
what hero should i play

>>582116242
I took antidepressants for about a year. How can I tell you're an american?

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Anybody have an idea how to recover an account without gmail?

Short backstory: i was a retarded kid that created a steam account with random garbage @email which i now don't remember. back then we didn't have steam guard, it was randomly rolled out as mandatory sometime at 2020, and now i don't have access to the account anymore

I also don't have proof of purchases because i was again, a kid

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I'm starting from Season 1, until I finish W3 and start playing Dota.
Is it peam?

>>582116318
AA, Io, Enigma, medusa, Morphling, Razor, Slardar, naga, SF, spectre,

>>582116603
It's over lil gup
Unless you have the transactions from your card or if you can figure out the original email you're probably fucked

>>582116458
And now you're lying on the internet. Or you were dosed with Xanax.

>>582116834
wc3 is dogshit. there are more hero micro missions than rts gameplay missions.
sc1 is still the peak of rts.

>>582116603
did you try contacting support?
also if the account is being used because you sold it or stole somebody's CD recently, you're probably fucked.

>>582116917
Nope, I took sertraline, fluoxetine, also some antipsychotics to go with them. They don't do shit other than numb you.

>>582116834
wc3 is peak, there is a massive amount of rts mission that are difficuilt for newbies to the genre and the hero mission make for a nice variety and are mostly in the tft addon

>>582116834
Not as fun as Battle Realms but still kino

>>582117021
sc1 missions were very basic
c&c was better

>>582116162
Lol avg a very high performance is struggling now its a team game

>>582115365
go back

>>582117221
>Prozac
>Zoloft
>AND an antipsychotic, most of which are tranquilizers
Meds issue. SSRIs don't do that. It was the antipsychotic. SNRIs is where it is at.

as an israeli browsing goychan it almost brings a tear to my eye hearing that amerimutts are taking their good goy pills, keep it up guys, they are really good for you, they have no harmful side effects whatsoever, very healthy, good job goys
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>>582117846
ur just mad that a red redditor is perfectly representing a green redditor (you) faggot

>>582115558
I drive an 80,000 bmw m3 and a g-wagon, my dad gives me an additional 10k a month and i live in his summer house. dude just bought his 4th car dealership and i'm loaded as fuck, when he passes away i'll be worth around 50 million. also immortal mmr. kys

>>582117846
>582117846
ur mom sucks my cock fag lmfao

>>582118797
i have 10 trillion dollars in my bank

>>582118414
Fuck off and die, /pol/tard. SNRI stopped me from feeling despondent and made me realized I'm very pissed off, and the sight of Israeli and Westerner corpses cheers me up.

>>582117998
So you're telling me your meds ONLY stop you from feeling tilted, but still keep everything the same? What do you take them for, not for dota surely?

niggas just be making shit up for (you)s itt like drama threads stfu

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So one can still buy wr and skeleton king arcana, they just cost 100 and 200 dollars because you have to buy some extra super rare set. Thats interesting strategy ngl and no I'm not paying that.

Im just thinking that didn't they fomo those like that they are never returning?

>>582118940
seethe goy pill consumer, ywnbaw
>>582118975
if you fucken retards think psychiatry is real and a pill is going to help you play dota2 in any capacity idk what to tell you, you're fucking goy cattle

>>582118975
It doesn't stop the tilt, it just makes it manageable. And also, my depression. Shit was unmanageable. One bad game used to give me a migraine so bad, I thought my eyeballs were going to explode.

>>582119147
How does depression feel like? Other than this specific example.

>>582119147
lol what a fag

>>582119132
I am seething. And the remedy is watching the West collapse in real time. The only way I could love orange retard more, is if he sent every nuke straight up and then straight back down.

Nice gas prices, loser. When and American aircraft carrier gets sunk, I'll make sure to post a cum tribute.

im tired of most of you niggas pull up in dota 2 and catch this 1vs1 fade

>>582119775
fax

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>>582119279

>>582119279
imagine you were a woman

>>582120084
I feel like this and I don't have depression.

>>582120226
Bro...

>>582120084
this is why you drink water, makes you get up to take a piss

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ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!
>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!
>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!
>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!

ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!
>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!
>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!
>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!

LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM!
LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!

Redditor here. Y'all need therapy. I'm mostly active on /r/dota2 but I find this community most amusing. There's no shame in getting some help!

>>582120487
Reddit has /r/antipsychiatry

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why are we importing your shitskin sandwars to /d2g/ take your ass back to /pol/ bitch niggas.

>>582120717
they also have jailbait subs and 4chinkz has the tranny board neither site is one person.

who are the israel approved heroes (besides hoodwink)

>>582121191
Hoodwink is anti isreal and I will not stand for this slander you vile jew

>>582121191
Techies and Brood are the ultimate Israeli agents. They're all about denying areas with bombs and breeding.

>>582121191
Alchemist (gold) Techies (terrorism and doing 9/11).

>>582120487
go back

>>582121191
Shadow Fiend
much like jews, they think they are the chosen ones and everyone else in the lobby is cattle to them

>>582119003
I like that one puppet set for Rubick, but that shit costs like $500.
I try not to whale on stuff you can roll for in chests, but can Fantoccini be rolled for, or is it a market only thing, like a TF2 hat? I've seen people roll that one expensive sword for Sven.

>>582120084
literally me except I'm not as dysgenic looking and hateful.

>>582116603
I recently recovered a steam account I made 10 years ago. I just needed
>name I used when purchasing
>address I used when purchasing
>last 4 numbers of any card (visa, debit, credit) used to purchase anything on the account

>>582120487
this is the best dota community all the high iq players are here if im being honest we are always ahead of the curve arent we /d2g/

>>582124227
icefrog has implemented many of the gulag's ideas into the game

>>582124419
Every idea from here was a success
Every idea from reddit has been dogshit

do we watch bsj

>>582124419
I came up with the aoe doom btw

>>582124846
Surprised that grifting retard hasn't gone down the day trading path like all the other NA has beens.

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Still waiting for my Hoodwink dakimakura. I should've just made one myself. This is pretty ridiculous.

>>582126374
Demand your money back

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We be deering

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We be paladining

>>582120084
he found his purpose, one day we will find ours

>>582128737
his purpose? he killed himself

>>582120883
I dont visit d2g more than once in a blue moon but I open every game with "gl hf free palestine <3" to instantly draw every zionist out of the woodwork so I know who tilts easily and get some easy reports while I'm at it
it really is incredible how fast these un-persons start going off in chat about how much they need to kill kids, then they're do distracted typing and tilted that they make easy mistakes constantly

>>582129759
you support terrorism

>>582129813
he said he was anti-zionism

>>582129813
no I'm not zionist

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how do you cope with the miserable existence of seeing that all of your friends moved on with this game? 2014-2016 I had like 10 buddies and we queued up pretty much every evening to game. 2017-2020 it went down to like 2-3, now it's just me playing this shitty game with a bunch of south americans in ranked. It's almost 2027 and it still feels like its covid 2020 for me, idk what the fuck happened jesus

>>582129813
I condemn Hamas for not killing more.

>>582129985
>>582129854
they did 9/11 you retard

>>582130209
eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind

>>582130082
they're doing equally meaningless shit like watch isekaislop who cares

>>582130209
No, they didn't. Plus, US deserved it.

>>582130207
1000 years of islamic terrorism
and now they are jihading in christendom and we call it "refugees"

>>582130082
why are you comparing yourself to others, are you a woman?

>>582130209
you're thinking of israel, russia, and saudi arabia.
anyway it's a really nice message and an easy way to tilt these skinwalking evil freaks in dota games, I also drop a "gl next boycott genocide, BDS list if you need help" in the postmatch lobby
I get several friend invites a week and sometimes people ask to know more so it's really nice and wholesome vibes to every dota game where before I started doing this matches were kind of toxic
of course sometimes there are 2+ zionists in which case matches get pretty toxic because they go on and on about how much they love killing kids and innocents but that can't be helped and turbo matches don't last too long.

>>582129759
>un-persons
wut
also how low is your rank that this happens?

>>582130209
Yes the jews did 9/11 so why do you support them?

>582129759
>582129813
>582129854
>582129985
>582130207
>582130209
>582130326
>582130362
>582130363
>582130659
>582130826
take your sand wars back to your containment board, White people don't care. >>>/pol/

>>582129759
based af
fuck hoodwink pickers

>>582130995
you should care since you're giving up free healthcare, education, public transit, cheap food, and cheap housing for it

>>582131096
but he's opposed to israel?

>>582131183
even people who care don't understand what point you're trying to make.

>>582131183
we gave up all those things for "integration" and "equality" since libs dont' actually believe in physics or science

>>582131453
war = expensive

>>582131925
no that's all going into your military budget actually, you could have all those things and still be 3x the strength and power of china's spending but you would rather die for israel in dota 2 defense of the ancients

>>582131925
1.5 Trillion dollarydos on military. And you still can't take care of Iran. Refuse to attack Yemen. Stopped supporting Ukraine against Russia. And, somehow, think you can take on China.

lol

lmao

Collapse of the American empire feels good.

I love losing harder because RNG gave me shitty neutral choices in a game where I'm already struggling to farm.

>>582132704
But none of the neutrals help you farm? Maybe Curio-Cloak?

>>582132332
yes, the MIC is a problem.
https://youtu.be/OyBNmecVtdU
now talk about dota.

the military is the only proper thing the government should be spending money on

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Off to a great start

>>582133241
Ghoul mode and carry them

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>>582132995
>create a problem
>do nothing to fix the problem
>tell the people there's going to be a problem on your way out
What did Ike mean by this?

>>582133321
If only he could carry lmao

>>582133559
he was elected after ww2 had already ended.

>>582130328
maybe

>>582130649
what? im saying it sucks that everyone stopped playing that i used to be friends with

>>582133559
LITERALLY send troops to ensure whitey can't have good schools
but god forbid defense contractors exist

>>582134745
>no, I don't care how much taxpayer money goes to military industry
>as long as black people are oppressed
Damn, LBJ really had the measure of you worthless cucks.

any drawfriends?

>>582135261
thread bully drove them all away :(

There is no thread bully. I fed 5 threads into gemini the other week and it said there is no specific thread bully.

>>582136683
he has posted itt

>>582136942
Which ones are his posts?

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I love being a deer

>necro walks at me
Literally no counter-play.

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>>582133241
We lost

>>582138291
>diffusal
>magic burst
>nullifier
>spirit vessel
>Muerta

>attack him
ghost shroud
>root him
>euls
>corner him
aghs shard
>debuff him
bkb

He's a faggoty hero, anon. Accept it.

>AI sloppa profile pic
Yep, average pos 5 sniper player right here. Let's hope he stays in Archon forever.

>>582138626
You tried but your razor was trash

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Can't believe these retards actually won.

>>582138626
lol you let them all get the imba heroes no shit you lost