You brownoid niggers were lazy so this is the OP you get.>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/698776157349216434>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>582115030
N word in the OP jannies gonna be pissed!!!!
Patch today
PATCH APTCH PATCH PATCH PATCH PATCHI AM AWAKE
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>>582188503>>582188486>>>582187942
>>582188503I eated the patchSee you in February
No patch until Monday at the absolute soonest
Patch in 7(real)
>>582188706no, viscoos
>>582188258good job bro!
>GT has the lowest banrate in all ranksmost honest hero in the game
>>582188703>literal AIslopAre you even trying at this point?
Doorwoman
>>582188970>Express shot, glasscanon GTI alone is the honored one
>>582188258Lolidicta ghost sex
they updated experimental at 6:40 today, last time they did that was the day they released OGNB
>new update will most likely cut fps in half because apparently you dont have to optimize games in development actually
>>582188998I hope my stay in her Baroness will be unforgettable
>>582188703>even AI knows that every trooncord post will have 10000 troon flag reaction emoteskino
>>582189389>because apparently you dont have to optimize games in development actuallyyes, you don'tthe game HAS to be optimized but it only matters on shippingobsessing over optimization too early is a well known development trap that slows progress to a crawl, and this game is an open beta/alpha test not a shipped game
>>582188998whats the chair and mirror for
>>582189615that would be valid if there weren't player made config settings that automatically give you +50 fpsyoshi not adding a button in game for "ultra performance" settings is just him being a lazy faggot
>>582188703Honestly besides the AI slop Bigfoot would be a really fun hero though tbqhyk
>>582189389Weird thing to post because the game ran so much fucking better when OGNB dropped
>silver is so cool bro!
>>582188970>his main Spirit nuke isn't an AoE so it's useless>his Gun build just turns him into a floating pinata and can't chase anyone down due to being in the airNo he's just useless
>>582189757you should try not having a shit PCmy PC isn't even that good and the only problem i've ever had with this games was the 2024 mo crashes and memory leaks on the 2nd batch of 6 heroes
>>582189667To recreate that one scene with Paulina Porizkova from the movie Thursday (1998)And the mirror is for her to watch herself, obviously
I play this on a gaming laptop and get 150-200 fps on highest settings except at the very end if theres a fuckton of minions at base it might drop to 100Its optimized
>>582189667door and cart>>582190334oh wait nvm it's this
>>582190392I get 130 fps on max and 130 fps on lowest, it drops to about 70-80 in fights on both. I don't understand.
if you can't run this game at 100fps at all times you aren't even a gamer because your PC is so incredibly shit.
MINIMUM 5 HOURS UNTIL THE PATCHGIVE IT UP FOR ANOTHER MINIMUM 5 HOURS UNTIL THE PATCHMORE LIKELY 7-ISH HOURS UNTIL THE PATCH HOWEVER
>>582190032GT is really a development hero, aside from the model obviously he's really rough around the edges. The fact that they have modified his abilities 200 times is indication enough. Honestly his 1 should just be his gun, railgun style, and his flight should be more acrobatic instead of just gluing him into place midair and giving him a stupid autoattack.
>>582190686That sounds like a cpu limit, your gpu is a lot better than the cpu?
If GT were released now his 3 would let him slow time and teleport and give his 1 true damage
>>582190686anything below 144 in a shooter is unplayable territory
>>582190895minimum 5 hours sure, but they haven't announced anything it could be a whole week from now
>>582191008I have a Ryzen 7 5800X and a RTX 3080. They should be pretty evenly matched. Neither goes above 50% usage while in the activity manager.
>season ends in 2 weeks>there will totally be a patch before thenLMAO!
Custom map idea: regular map but everything is made out of viscous goo that works like a trampoline
>>582191607didn't yoshit specifically said late september? after we knew ranked's season end too
>>582191715Yes he did but this one guy won't stop samefagging claiming it won't come until ranked reset. Don't reply to him
>>582191685Sticky
>he doesn't remember the "november" updatedon't get your hopes too high kids
>>582191715>The best estimate we can make right now is that it will be late September.why do you retards fail to comprehend English? is it the same delusion that makes you think pocket is a troon?
>>582191820mina free use......
>>582192089Why can't you comprehend that an estimate for late September AFTER the end of the ranked season was set means that they aren't connected?
>>582192089anon the main point is that even an official source is saying that the update may not come with the season's ending anywaysdo YOU have ANY official source saying that the update will come with the season end? or even that it maybe comes with it, anything?
fuck deadgock, im watching sports
>>582192089>troons out of nowhereyou lost
>>582164874@VinegarandSoda on twitter
marvel rivals started banning people who stand up to racism and multiple black streamers have quit, will deadlock do anything this based?
>>582192504ough my goodness
>>582192572Uuuugh Yoshi and other Valve devs on the official discord supported yuri ships, so I guess there's that
>>582192089This means it's already blown out into October, otherwise we'd have been told it was coming out in a few (business) days btw
>>582192410character for this feel?
>>582193016they ordered a lot of pizza on tuesday thoughbeit
>>582193016>otherwise we'd have been told it was coming out in a few (business) days btwyes because yoshi personahlly told us six new heroes were coming out last year november and that old gods new blood was coming out earlier this year
>the standard game special>venator 1/14 feeding a vyper with a rem on her team>1/10 celeste holding egg until 30 mins feeding her haze>no one buying plated, metal skin, disarming hex anything really>3 of them dc at different moments and we turnyoshi giveth and yoshi taketh away
>>582193068they were updating the #1 game on Steam.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/711161056325533826
>>582193016there's still 4 more non-weekend days this month, the date could be met
>>582193114yes, he did two days before it happened
Which hero has the most sauce?
>>582193030abhrams (heavy melee only)
>>582192089They already ordered a ton of pizza so this just goes against what you believe
>>582193816>>582193264
>>582193965them updating cs out of nowhere with actual new content only lends more credence to deadlock getting updated
>>582193264valve games often update within the same timeframe most likely due to internal bonus pay structuresthe CS2 update releasing is stronger evidence that the deadlock update will not be significantly delayed
>>582193264counter strike 2 CSGO ultra beyond is back on the menu boys
>>582189971Well, at least she's upfront
>>582192089When a retard like Yoshit says late September they mean the absolute last day of September-- MAYBE the 29th if we're generous.
>Yoshi in late August : "We'll be sure to let you know in advance before the patch drops, or order a ton of pizza!">(You) : PATCH TODAY PATCH TODAY PATCH TODAY AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
If they were gonna release tomorrow they would have told us yesterdayIf yoshi gives us a heads up today or tomorrow saying "next week" it'll probably hit on monday or tuesdayIf we get a "this week" on monday we can expect it on thursday or friday (slim wednesday chance)
>>582194397>>582194402yoshi already said late september which is our heads upbased yoshi
Niggas are really gangstalking someone over a video game
>>582193728Define "sauce"
>>582194503people sent death threats to devs over less
>>582194503When you're from the company with unlimited money and talent and you don't update a game everyone is eagerly chomping at the bit for 10 months it's kinda deserved.
>the team with the soul lead will always win mid boss because comeback mechanics are deadokay... what if they add scaling comeback resists like rift to mid boss pit?
can you unban me account i got canca
>>582194787What if midboss wasn't worth 3 Roshans at once
midboss should give you a shelly that you push with instead of free lives
>>582195058Midboss should drop divine rapier, which gives you +200% unparryable melee range and damage that also permastuns structures
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12486282/>play deadlock>develop mental illness>die 2-5 years before normal people
>>582195328i aint clicking that
midboss should drop a trans lives matter tshirt that makes you invulnerable and immune to all bigots and strong and brave like all trans people!!!
This is even worse than the wait for the january update. And that update was somewhat disappointing to me because of 0 remodels and not a whole lot of new voice lines for the old heroes.
>>582195328bro how fucking many domains do you need
This is worse than the time I was Gary Colman's T-shirt repair guy
>>582195395that update was pretty shit because it was literally just street brawl and 2 new items on release day
>>582195376>doesn't recognize a scientific research publishing domainhello educationlet
>>582195328white people be like
>>582195542The only "pub-med" I need serves birra moretti on tap, egghead
>>582195494gov - government sitenih - national institutes of health nlm - national library of medicinencbi - national center of biotechnology informationpmc - pubmed central
I'm just excited for the 6 new heroes!!!
>>582195328This doesn't load for me.Quick rundown?
>>582195328>Neural responses to kills/deaths in real MOBA games are associated with addiction-related psychological traits and subjective pleasant/unpleasant experiencesIt's true. Killing people ingame feels good. Though, whether that translates to real life addiction to substances or some shit is simply a matter of skill. If you have skill issues, you're going to do drugs.
I did it. Seeker 4 to Mystic. That's as far as I'll go.
>>582195798thanks for the bitcoins
>>582195798>nigga playing deadlock from a US sanctioned countryits over for you
>>582195785Give me some tanks and anti-movement heroes that aren't cucked or buggy as fuck like silver and I'll be happy.
>>582194503there's a reason we call them loony troonys.
>>582195887>guam is us sanctionedJUST
only 3 more hours till we get 200 new heroes, 10 new game modes, 4 new shops with 800 new items
Werewolf woman
>>582195534Yeah compare this to the 2025 august patch that fully updated the map, added hideout and updated visuals for 7-8 characters.
>>582195925You get: an undead ww1 soldier (yes i know ww1 never happened in deadlock frig off) can tangle people up in barbed wire and has a bayonet, poison gas, trench foot and a zeppelin airstrike
>>5821957851 complete worthless shitter (SSS1 braindead character for women/children1 cute animal for marketing purposes1 black girlboss1 trans1 trans black girlboss
>>582196094Don't forget 2000 new maps, 500 new vehicles and a sponsorship from kitkat
>>582195534>>582196201i'm expecting at the very minimum a complete map rework, updating all old heroes, adding 6 new heroes, redoing the entire ui (it's still the neon prime ui) and reworking gameplay mechanics in a major way (different map objectives, new jungle etc.)
For me it's Faputa
UPDATE IN 90 MINUTES OMGOMGOGMOGOMOMGMOG
The update is next week.
Update ain't till October with this clown-ass dev team.
>>582196182My last 4 Silver games have had Kelvin on the enemy team. Being a Silver fan is suffering
>>582195785Why are you guys expecting six new heroesAt most i expect maybe two while they finish the rest of the models.
>>582195328>Internet Gaming Disorder (IGD)
>>582195785The last 6 were shitty scrapped RoR2 heroes, I really dont want another set of 6
I caught a ban >< I guess you cant belittle people when you slam them and then they keep going after you for revenge and dying
Update got delayed to early october.
>>582196981The bola phantom strike thing doesn't work on him btw so if he's flying from the skybox giving you aids there is no counterplayHe's very good at preventing ult resets with his rescue beam + ice path as well.
>>582196981Have you tried just not playing Silver?
>>582195825Anon how did you escape Seeker VI - Acolyte I elo hell
God im loving HotS so much, so glad I made the return to it.
>>582196624
>>582197229Play a carry
>>582197204Ever since I found out there's an Eternus Silver spammer with a 70% win rate I've decided that my struggles are just a skill issue. Now I'm kinda stuck in that mindset and I'm too hard headed to give her up.
>>582197048>Jan 2025Four new heroes>Aug 2025, 7 months laterSix new heroes>Jan 2026, 5 months laterSix new heroes>Sept 2026, 8 months laterObviously they have the time to release six new heroes. 12 heroes in a year of development during alpha isn't even especially fast.
>>582197515Please note that Graves is not a carry
>almost a year since the last updatebest we can do is jungle creep model updates and that's it
ABL getting unbanned from comp will be the gift that keeps on giving, farming literal seethe from the usual suspects. Thank you DLNS, and thank you ABL my GOAT
".@DoorDashINVESTIGATION NEEDED!!I’D LIKE TO REPORT YOUR DASHER!!ORDERED MY SHIT FOR FRIDAY BUT DIS FELLA TALKIN BOUT #OCTOBER???HE SAID MY SHIT DELAYED BUT WONT STAND ON IT???!! #THATSANOOBMOVEI WANT MY REFUND #PRONTO !! #ANDTHATSONCRIPPA FELLA TRYNNA EAT!!!!! #GIMMIEDAT" WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY ACTUALLY DELAYING IT AGAIN
Metro is Eternus, why aren't you?
>>582198472but i am?
>>582198472cause i havent played in 2 months
>>582198472I just brool
>>582198221I want that demon twink
>>582198472I'm not enough of a masochist to waste my life grinding this shitty game all dayand this is coming from a neet
>>582198472Because i play support characters in solo q
>>582198472I unironically don't want to climb to the designated "PC" rank. Where I'll have a rabid horde of dick-cutters going through my steam profile and friend's list because I called pocket "him"
>>582199107People do that even in lower ranks. You also get tons of friend requests from the calmest people you'll ever meet.
>>582199107you're fucking retarded, high elo players are usually no life racists/homophobes, people who care about that shit are either low rank or not even playing the game
>>582198472because climbing rank is a full time job that doesnt pay well
>>582198472genuinely stopped playing around march, played a few matches in august for the ranked update but I NEED new content man this shit is so stale. I joked that it was going to come in october back in may, i never thought it was actually going to happen. crazy
>>582199107kek america is doomed
>>582199524Is this an american phenomenon? I only play with russians hurling slurs from their nicotine-stained room in grandmas old apartment
>>582198729same same I play Rem, Doorman, Viscous
>>582199107>The Nicest ( non-PC) Seven player you know in Phantom 5 is flaming his team 5 mins into the game and doing nothing but afk farmingAtleast the faggots wait until the defeat screen to kill team mental
I'm sorry for being a support character player I don't like playing any of the carry and tank characters
>>582198472hahaha
>>582200380Dont be. Nothing is ever your fault. They just couldnt get kills.
i think i never want to see another Graves on my team ever again oh my lord jesus in heaven
I really don't think there will be an update today
They're going to flatten Yamato's forehead
>>582198472i only like 2 heroes so i never even unlocked ranked
>>582200906yeah no shit retard
>>582200724enemy team graves is perma pushing all your lanes while being slippery as fuck and needs at least two of your retarded team mates to killyour team graves goes 0/10 in the first 10 minutes and ends up with 0 objective damageI genuinely think all you need is echo shard + stun to be effective with that character yet that doesn't seem to happen ever
Alert: patch in 5
Drifter got the thickest hog in the game
>>5822014264 inch thick 2 inch long....
>>582194787what if the losing team got their shit together instead of relying on the comeback mechanics
>>582201426abrams*
>>582201758BWC as we call it
Wow I can hardly believe it but we're mere hours away from the next era of Deadlock.
Delete bebop
bebop..............but TRANScoming with deadlock 2
The update happens. And then what?
while you timmies are playing deadlock indians are winning.....https://www.teamblind.com/post/why-indians-are-so-successful-14txzezd
>>582202654I wake up
Will the Deadlock COMEBACK be STUDIED?https://www.youtube.com/live/QGUPNLj0cLo?t=12985s
You have received -10 izzat for your post.
>>582202654we play the pve mode while waiting a week for the next character to drop
>>582201141When i play Graves i build everything into ult, lightning strike, mystic reverb, burn, refresher you know it and then i just stay behind in team fights and jerk off.
>>582202150Abrams is appropriately thick And long, but he doesn't have drifters chode girth sorry.
>>582202767https://steamcharts.com/app/3065800
>>582202661saar
didn't this game have 4 laneswhat happened
>>582203107lane got lost in the mail
>>582203107get on! Trapper is in!
Do people really think the update is going to happen before the current ranked beta season ends?
>>582203107game can't handle the extra trooper waves anymore
>>582203224*gets on your fat knot*
>>582203107Solo lane was shit so they removed it
>>5822031076vs6 is not enough for 4 lanes
>>582203107Solo lanes were absolutely unbearable
>>582203107Decided to homogonize, case in point how they pivoted to making characters dedicated roles instead of being able to build into anything.New update will do nothing except explicitly add filter categories (Carry, Ganker, Support) to characters.
>>582203349yeah because the lead developer said as much? Either way screenshotting this for later
>>582202767pocket and wraith player having a meltdown like a bitch, you love to see it
>No you see the character balance is bad on purpose>Abilities being overloaded with randoms buffs and debuffs are on purpose>You gotta understand we all got raped by Pudge in Dota 2 that means you gotta get raped tooThis game's balance will never be good
NO UPDATEITS OVER
AIEEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS IT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME 30 MINUTES AGO WITH GORILLION NEW HEROES
Give me one good reason
>>582204041why are you expecting an update at 10 AM
There is no way Yoshi doesn't release the patch tonight... right?
>>582203349Yes. The new 6 heroes will only then be allowed in ranked, makes sense, no?
>>582204284He didnt give the heads up he said he would, stop doing this to yourself
>>582204593cope, it is today, remodels + jungle + secret shop + new heroes + pve all at once
>>582202880Don't forget Echo Shard for free Jar charges so you can just throw those fucking things into fights from over half the lane away and randomly tag people with the fucking things and annoy the enemy with the sheer amount of shit going on around them.
it's over
>>582201942Or just didn't fall behind 10k souls in the first place and just either go even or just win their fucking lane instead of ooga boogaing like as if it were a hero shooter.
>>582203427>>582203378Solo lanes were peak unless you were a sped with ADHD that didn't like having to actually learn how to lane in a fucking MOBA game.
I love this little item like you would not believe
>>582204041why would it come out at that timelast 3 big updates were around 2 hours, 6 hours and 3 hours from nowif anything the pattern is that there's no pattern
>>582202767>Marathon>comebacklol, lmao even
>first game of the day 1/10 Vindicta on my team>second game of the day 10/1 Vindicta on the enemy teamIt's like the game is taunting me at this point
Every week the patch will be delayed until all anons ITT are Phantom or higher
>>582205074Guess it was so good it had to be completely axed, lol
>>582205074I have ADHD. They're not coming back. The update will further reduce downtime. It won't be enough for me anyways.
>>582205074Grey Talon was a lane dictator if you laned against him as someone like Pocket or Abrams you might as well just take a dump on the floor because you won't be able to do jack also if someone had a better gun than you then you'd end the lane with no farm solo lanes were hot garbage
>>582205074I have ADHD and I LOVED solo lane
So GT is still worthless even in this "Lane Meta" I assume
I have ADHD and my doctor just prescribed me legal meth after a lifetime of rawdogging it. Time to hit Ascendant when the update comes out.
I have so much fucking work to do right now I genuinely hope it's next week
>>582206591He's proof that a character can sound OP but be shit in realityHis owl is the biggest offender since half the time you're griefing your team by not being in a teamfight with the shitty owl that does nothing unless they're near the execution threshold.
>>582199861BASED AND TRUTH PILLED.If you cared about those "misjudgement of god's work" you best rank is reddit tier.
>>582206726Why are you employed
>>582206812Money
>>582206726Dw it's next week k at best. The rumor that it's this week was started by some tranny, same shit as aHl3 reveal rumor last year. People are worked up over nothing again.
I have ACDC
>>582203848ok, bye.
>>582203848>50% WR and below Be glad he's not 55% like Pudge
>>582207550it's looked exactly like this for the past week and a halfthey are working on the patch (no shit)doesn't mean anything for the release
>>582207689>viewingthread · name hidden
>>582207786just means he's looking at feedback threadsthey post updates as steam blog posts these days
patch in 4
patch in 3
patch in 1
>>5822083601 week, yes
>take break from game for 2 weeks to play some new releases>I wonder what's up with Deadlock these days>still no patch>still the same nolife retards playing all day everyday>still complaining about MM>still kvetching about this meta, that meta>look at gameplay, feel an actual sense of disgust>it's only been two weeks but I already feel like I can't believe I once played this shit>everyone is completely coping that the game will get better the next patch>they said this about the MM patch, and the updates before it, and even OGNB>stuck inside of a skinner box and refuse to believe such a thing is even realDeadlock, heh, more like, Deadend
2 more weekstrust the planY
>>582208524patch today trust twin
>>582208559I will fucking kill you stupid nigger dinosaur
>>582208524ok, bye.
This shit nigger game needs to remove souls and every dndnigger statslike bullshit that makes it an unbalanced unplayable unpleasant niggermess and turn it into Team Fortress 3 or else this shit nigger game flops like Marathon.Every gigachad that plays this just wants to PK and ignores every fucking sinner on the map, this is not gigachads fault, this is Valve's fault and they need to make the game better, fuck dota and fuck dotaniggers.
>"Data" website calculates "hero synergy" by showing "who has best win rates" when paired with a given character instead of comparing how much better/worse they are when paired with a given character in a game versus their win rate in a vacuumVibe coded jeet bullshit lmao, WR isn't even the best indicator for this (but I'll accept it being the easiest metric to compare) and they can't even get that right
>>582208524We are all failed NEETs enthusiastically playtesting a game for free
>>582208524go back to wolverine dumbo
>>582198472It's too slow climbing from rat4 to eternus.
Thoughts on express shot Drifter? High bullet damage with grows with kills, hight opening burst?What do you think?
>>582209045Gun drifter is dogshit, build him as a melee spirit nuker assassin or don't play him at all.
>>582198472the people i get on my team in ranked are genuinely worse than the racoons and pigeons i get paired with in standard
>>582209045Sounds like the kind of build that'll win when your ahead and be worthless when behind (vs standard options on Drifter to make it easier to get picks and build stacks/snowball), sorta like the current meme Shiv build.
>>582209045Try it out and see if you like it.Express shot is stupid but not experimented with much
nigger is online
PATCH IN 2 MINUTES FEATURING HALF LIFE 3 AND DUKE NUKEM FOREVER 2 AND MEGAMAN LEGENDS 5 AND WOLFGIRL WITH YOU 4 AND ARTIFICIAL ACADEMY 3
>>582209606>Wolfgirl with youPussy dev didn't even do a wolf form sex scene. Bitchmade
>>582209606no titanfall 3?
>>582205315Silver finally playable
patch most likely tonight lads, here's a spoiler, just for youthere's a new item that enhances one of your items, making it the street brawl equivalent. it costs 6.4k and will be of the same category as the enhanced item. it takes up an item slot and gives no stats by itself. you are limited to one. what's enhanced about the item is different compared to public version.
>>582204690>echo shard jarwhat's the point, you're not going to have enough skulls
>>582209867absolutely not worth 6.4k and taking up a slot except for maybe a few specific items (maybe) unless it enhances by A FUCKTON more than current street brawl variants
>>582209867Runed Gauntlets please!
yoshi told me himself that he's giving Anaheim's Scepter but only for CelesteThe ball bounce is now global
>new custom heroes>1v1 or arena ultimate every single timewhy the fuck are people obsessed with this type of ultimate >>582210431celeste now drops both her balls at the same time
>>582206168They listened to reddit and ecelebs. It's automatically a bad choice to remove 4 lanes with that in mind.>>582206370Just play better.
It’s thursday, where is it?
Reminder that paradox explicitly uses she/her despite also concealing her identity.
>>582210690PatchIn3
still no update? what the heck bros...
no pahtthch?
>>582209963It's literally a free charge every Echo Shard cooldown, you literally always have max charges unless you dump all 5 at once into a fight.
>>582209867Waiter, enhanced Rescue Beam, please
>late september
>>582210863what would it be, like a reverse yamato 2?
>>582210814Not till October retard
>mfw all the new heroes are shit again and I don't want to play any of them
If you do not echo shard grasping hands, you are throwing
>>582209867enhanced curse touching standard is pants-on-head stupid enough for this to actually be believable
it's time to update TF2
>>582210974The brool version has basically no cooldown, particularly with TCD, and heals more
>>582211036i dont buy actives im just a girl
>>582211036>new heroesAnon...
Am newbie.Do I just ignore the enemy at the start of the laning phase until the creeps are dead and orbs are clicked? Any guides to laning that aren't Metro since you guys hate that guy?
>>582208524>kvetchingkys kike
>>582211174They're 11 months late on the MVM update, its about time.
game balance is literally perfect right now, hope they don't change anything. matchmaking still needs a little work but its so much better than before
Could anybody recommend me some unorthodox or funny Graves builds? Tired of playing echo shaet/max ult builds. Saw a parry bait tombstone build but it probably doesn't work. I also remember a magic Carpet build from way back, but it probably needs an overhaul.
>>582211352this ship's weird because they're voiced by the same VA
They said late September, right?
>>582211752Holliday isn't Lindbeck. It sounds kinda like her, but it's not her.
happening
>>582211794Yes I don't think we'll get a update this week but they will instead give us a heads up that its coming next week for sureWho knows though
>>582212195you think a billion dollar tech companies orders dominios for its h1bs?
>>582211752what
What's with the r*otshills acting like it's confirmed there won't be new heroes in the update?
>>582212352why do they sound so similar then? this is weird
Why do I have to practice my abilities on abrams why can't it be a character I dislike
>>582212353there wont be an update at all, anon
>>582212457They both speak American Southern so they are the same person.
>>582211697Intensifying magazine+burst fire for gun spike>>582212457>All southern drawls sound alike to meRacist af
>>582212575Yeah update is next Thursday, but that's not the point.
>>582212457They're w*men, they all sound the same.
>>582212616thats the really weird part: holliday's from Macomb, thats in fucking Illinois
He is in.
>>582212689Thats not in September tho?
>>582212836Hell no, I hate deadwood and tiny
>>582212682You can't be racist toward mutts
>>582213071silver is a purebred you fiend
>>582212836please give me hero that grows so big he cant even go into veils and has to traverse the map only in the outdoor areas
>>582212620Sex with Golden Ivy
West coast nigga here, if the patch is dropping today its dropping at 4pm
>Drifter's actually A tier for climbing, bro trust>just get picks and kills!Unlucky!
>>582212353How could there be new heroes when the old ones have so many bugs? I won't even mention balance
WITH USURA THIS SHIT NIGGER GAME GETS NO UPDATES AND VALVE MAKES BILLIONS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WITH USURAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6r2Nm0ZMo
will it be patchgem or patchslop?
>>582213284>Hero that cannot even enter midboss pit
>>582213682>had a moronic infernus on your team that barely did more damage than the support paigeyep one of your teammates will always sabotage you if you aren't playing someone like refresher victor (at low elo) then you're going to lose if you get someone like that
>>582213682Just learn every single movement mechanic and buy shadoweave fortitude and veilwalker
>>582213868hehehehe.........u see dat shit?
>>582213682bought fucking shadow weave lmao you deserve to lose against current warden
the patch will fix this
I bet Yoshi is play g Marvel Rivals right at this moment
it's out
>>582214116rivals is made by chinks so its actually good and gets updates
>>582213682>he lost to a punch pollo and a brainless shiv alt fire buildLOL
>>582214318Punchpollo is secret Chinese freelo
>>582214256I don't know how to tell you find but re you aware that Deadlock isn't even out yet? There, I just deflected all your criticism. You have no right to criticize Deadlock because IT'S JUST AN ALPHA and then It will be IN A Beta and then it will be JUST A 1.0 Release and then IT'S JUST A FIRST YEAR and then I'm joking Valve is clearly not cut to run a modern live service but on top of that the game is pretty frustrating
>>582214885>valve is not cut to run a modern live service gamethey are currently running two doe? well, three with deadlock
>>582195328I've been saying for literal YEARS that these types of games aren't FUN but ADDICTIVE and that there's a huge difference between the twoGlad to see people are finally realizing it too. Maybe we can go ahead and admit these games aren't really all that well balance or even good while we're at it?
you "guys" sure love to talk about other games.why do you need to advertise them here if they're so good and why are you here if you don't like deadlock?
>rivals is made by chinks so its actually good and gets updates
does wang really just live here and in /owg/?
Marvel rivals is fun and sexy but lacks meaningful satisfaction. Deadlock makes me want to kill myself, as a moba should. I appreciate feeling something other than an erection so deadlock is better.
can yoshi write the patch notes faster please
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!
>ally Vyper has done nothing productive all game>him and Victor are constantly on the opposite side of the map from the rest of the team just sucking up the jungle just to feed it away to the enemy Venator>call them out on it>"durr more souls than you">only by about 5k despite AFK rice farming while I haven't been>also 10k+ less hero damage than me by the end of the game>AND also negative KDA despite larping as Anne Frank the entire game in our jungleThis is why we need eugenics. Only mutts and browns can be this fucking stupid.
>>582215031>they are currently running two doe? well, three with deadlockAnd both are shitJust this week>Valorant gets a new gun, new agent progression, new game mode that is actually really fun, new agent teaser etc.>Meanwhile CS2 gets... Chickens. And they keep ignoring the cheater problem.They can do nothing because people just keep skin gambling and Deadlock won't be any better.If you compare the first two years of Rivals updates with the first two years of CS2 and DOTA2 it's not in Valve's favor either.That's not to mention how they ignore player feedback, Deadlock is not the first game they do that with. And don't get me started on CS2, I've been playing since 1.6 AND CS2 is the worse iteration on so many levels it's crazy how a trillion dollar company can both it like that. And they killed CS Legacy and Classic Offensive too, fucking bafoons.
>>582216491>himretard
>>582216579I'm surprised you didn't like the cocks
ITS FUCKING REaL
deathy said that he's not a believer of the patch being this week
OK so I now have officially played at least 5 matches on all Deadlock heroes and my favorite one is Graves. I'm never beating the fruit fly allegations.
pretty sure we're getting the patch within the next 3 hours they've been writing up the patch notes for over an hour now
i dont want to play with blacks simple as
>>582217502the new update will introduce segregation mechanics
>>582217263okay they're doing too much on this site now, this shit on the top needs to go
I think it will be a small reactionary balancing patch before the content drop (delayed to October)
>shitposting skitzo still here after 2 and a half yearsgod damn your life is a sad sad existence, now you're larping as a 1.6 player... shame, shame
Please god
>>582217502Then why are you playing deadlock? (full of blacks and slavs aka honorary niggers)
Whose going to be the winner of the Remodel Contest? Im thinking Holliday
It's over.
>>582219119the new sinclair will shock the world
>>582219119VVarden
We need a green version of superior cooldown and not some super late game item like witchmail
>>582219260h-he's just getting another slice of pizza, b-bro
>>582219119Krill, no question. Can't get any worse than that.
>>582219501a slice of slork pizza
I'm noticing the update isn't out yet. Anyone else #nooticing?
I feel cheat death and torment pulse should be removed
>>582219402What would it be?Lower cooldown for abilities that heal/damage resist?
patch in 5 days
While alt fire shiv is definitely getting nerfed getting his gun spike with opening rounds and point blank still feels good
I ate the patch
>>582219260he went for lunch... right? right, guys?
>>582220107was kit good?
>>582220107was it good?
Yoshi definitely sees all the hype and would have come out and said the update isn't today if it weren't coming today.
>>582220158Its for the last meeting checking over shit before they release the patch TRVST in the process
What music to listen to while Drifting?
>>582220173Kit is not for eating
>>582220392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>582220392Sunn O)))
>>582220392jane remover
>>582213682>game right afterI see I just needed twenty TWO kills
>>582220392that humming song from the hunt showdown main menu
>>582220217Yes, I'm full now
>>582218380My source? I made it the fuck up.
What's the plan?
>>582220792
>>582220392Off the Wall by Michael Jackson (his best song btw).Killing people is a good time for Drifta, you need something upbeat.
>Yoshi said he'd give notice before the patch >But he's definitely going to shadow drop it in five Frieza minutes
>>582220792it's patchover
>>582220508God you're old
>>582217967The random feature creep is indicative of the slow descent into madness.
>>582220939its delayed 100%
>>582220887>his best song btwholy shit taste
>>582220939Pretty sure they've done that kind of thing before
>>582221201not for the previous major patches, no
>>582220392drifter exclusively listens to white girl music from the 2000s
>>582221332fucking phoneposter
>>582221332He's playing Cookie Run
>>582221332he does this when he's about to type up the delay message btw
>>582221481Silver Run?
>>582221604Sopping wet
>>582221592but he did that two days ago?
>>582217967It's happening!!
what kind of porn does yoshi jack off to?
what actual good character design looks like. though i'm not sure if a non-nippon artist could achieve something like this
>>582221835Shota
>>582221835Abrams porn only
>>582221835Human male on feral female, judging by his work on dota 2.
>>582221835yoshi eggs haha
>>582221835yoshi seggs obviously
>>582221073man discord is so unfunny
if they don't add turbo mode then who the fuck cares. add all you want, I refuse to farm minions for 45 minutes
>>582221835Hoodwink r34 (soon Ivy r34)
>>582221835Krill's butthole (Not Mo's)
>>582222226street brawl
>>582221942Down syndrome
HALLELUJAH
Im not stopping my Nagash campaign for the update so its not coming btw sorry
>>582221835just a reminder that he got caught jerking it to catgirls at work by his coworkers
>new to yamato>tried giving slash yamato a shot since it's cool and feels good to chunk people>pretty hard but manageable>give melee yamato a shot>absolute brain off unga bungathis shit is ridiculous lmao
>>582222226bro just play street brawl they made it for you
what could this mean?
>>582222460>Playing Total War DLC at launch
seriously I know for a fact paradox gun was a 3 round burst a week or two agowhen did it change to 5
>>582222297>>582222496>oh man I wish this gold course didn't have 30 holes>GO PLAY BASKETBALLHonestly I'm not even sure what I expected
>>582222584playing the dlc before the mpfags nerf everything? ye
>>582222460The patch is coming today.Such is the power of Nagash
>>582222483catgirl hero confirmed (shut up calico, you are not a catgirl)
ITS HABBENING WITHIN 30 MINUTES. SCREENCAP THIS.
>>582222657From what I've heard everything actually too weak.
What happens if the big update happens while you're in a game?
>>582222483You made me think of that one Ivy player who would meow in voice. Why have you done this?
>>582222873well you got another month or two before that even happens
>>582222873the team you're not on wins by default.
>>582222712actually it's catboy (and ratboy)
>>582216598It's a man behind the screen.
>>582222873yoshi comes to your home personally and ventilates your skull with a shotgun
>>582222873game continues and forces you to update after match ends but usually people leave when patch drops it happened to me twice already
>>582222873NothingThe match goes on and you have to update once it's over
>>582223068This was confirmed fake which is sad because he had the tahn kench thing where you could eat your allies to save themImagine the trolling possibilities
Deadlock server is an interesting place
>>582223348no it wasnt, you're thinking of that ai vampire dude that was well after this
>>582223419A minor of what???
>>582223532A Minor
>>582223419Is she? Isn't it a big problem in some countries to have killable child characters?
>>582223419GUYS LOOK WHAT THIS LITERAL WHO RETARD SAID ON DISCORD
NO UPDATE UNTIL WELL INTO OCTOBER, TRANNIES. YOSHIT AND HIS GAGGLE OF CLOWNS ARE TOO INCOMPETENT TO GET IT DONE ANY SOONER.
>>582223776no, that's not a problemfucking League which i think is rated for 13+ has had Annie since time immemorial
https://files.catbox.moe/0qn28i.mp4
>Old enough to die>Not old enough to sit on a guy's face
>>582224158Pull. Back.
>>582223685
>>582224197Going in!
>>582194787Would not be quite as much of a problem if there were other objectives that matter in Deadlock, but only Midboss matters.
entire playerbase gaslights themselves into believing a date with zero source for no reason yet again
>>582208524That's also how I have felt about the game ,I watch night shift sometimes to see how bad the balance is in real time, and it has literally only gotten worse.
>>582224563It doesn't help that ecelebs are hyping those dates for monetary gain and attention. Still remember retards preaching to their audience that OGNB would be the open beta in december last year.
No, we're still working heavily on it. The update has taken longer than we expected, we had hoped it would be released by now. We know this isn't what you wanted to hear, especially with the recent community speculation that it could arrive any day now. We wanted to wait on replying here until we knew if it simply needed another week or two or if it was needing a little longer than that, to give you more accurate information. The best estimate we can make right now is that it will be late September. If we're able to release it sooner, we certainly will, but that is unlikely. The delay is mainly due to the regular process of playtesting and iteration sometimes taking longer than expected, rather than a change in the scope of the update itself. We hope you will like the update when it comes out, and we'll make sure to give you a heads up (or order a ton of pizza) when things are a few days away or so.
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines/?voiceline=shiv%2Fshiv_use_power4_07.mp3
>>582225585https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines/?voiceline=announcer%2Fmale_patron%2Fpatron_male_street_brawl_round_complete_08.mp3
>>582225243lol reminds me of the "OPEN BETA AND COSMETICS UPDATE 100% IN JULY" cope
1 Hour till the update.
>>582226052GOODBYE ALIEN YAMATO I NEVER LIKED YOU
>>582224563THE PATCH IS TODAY
Can this update come out already so I can take a shit?
>another stomp dynamo throwing my game>sinclair on enemy team buying all the blackhole itemsStomp Dynamo niggers need to be fucking killed
>>582226371Hold the line a little bit longer.
i hope you guys realize when the visual updates come youll have sinclair, yamato, vyper, etc. in every single gameit'll be so aids
>>582226371not yet
>>582226758>he thinks sinclair is getting a new model
>>582226758Yamato is OP as fuck and the idea she needs any kind of skill to pilot is laughableYou spam 2 and 3 off cooldown alongside melees, thats it you're basically a eternus yamato already.
lets keep nerfing egg
WHERE'S THE PATCH FUCKING COCKSUCKER YOSHI
>>582227192It usually drops around current time +2 hours.
ITS not out...
>>582227406what this guy said but it might come out tonight, tomorrow night, monday night next week etc. there's no real way of knowing for sure other than the timeslot itself which they have been consistent with
eos announcement soon
I'm team wednesdayThe matchmaking update that was supposed to come "in a few weeks" ended up coming at the end of the fucking month
>>582227783Epic Online Services? Why would they need them?
You think they'll do hero votes again?
>>582228220>delay update another 6 weeks for votingkek
Where's my shit nigger update for this dogshit nigger game?
>>582228220Of course, it's free publicity with all the buzz it generates.
>>582228250What
How do I get maps to work after putting the file in addons?I'm not a gen alpha retard who needs a mod manager.
>>582228250It would also make it completely impossible to unlock the heroes for ranked.
>>582222226You're not entirely wrong. Deadlock is a MOBA but could still be more interactive and engaging. The movement alone is a big step up over other MOBA.
>>582228417you're clearly a 40 year old retard instead
>>582228220for which heroes?i think you're set up for disappointment
THE UPDATE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>rush plated armor early-midgame>literally unkillable against M1s which become walking jungle buffs
>>582227072how bad is egg now?
If it's not here in 9 minutes from now, then it's next week
>Random ping spikes that freeze the gametruely epic
Yoshi trooned out.
>been dropping patches left and right when nightshift is going on>there's a convenient nightshift podcast happening right nowi see what yoshi's plan is
If there's no update i'm gonna go play smash
Beg for it, fuckers
I watched a joechuck video of this vindicta on his team having a non stop melty unironically saying stuff like "if you guys all just stay out in front of me we win straight away" lol
>>582229374I'll take Ivy
>>582227596Gonna fuck this cat till my dick is raw and my balls are dry
>>582229461knowing this artist, I hope you like dicks
just play HotS while we wait another 7 months
>>582229461Fuck you and fuck Ivy you little 5'7 short brown amerimutt little nigger little warehouse worker nigger cattle.
I'm new to this game.is Billy strong?
>>582229369back when plup was a samus main. better times.
>>582229780Billy has the power to melt with his gun or sustain with great burst with his melee. I like him a lot, but he won't win the game for you.
>>582229461Realistically speaking she's still made of stone just animated so how could you do anything with her
>>582229780He's good but not comically OP right now
>>582229657Sorry I'm a 5'11" king of manlets cracker
>>582228717Sex
>>582229780He is alright
>>582229885Her mouth is working and she's got a nice buttMaybe some stonework if she's missing a proper hole.
>>582229780you're going to win some amazing 1vs3 fights as Billy and still lose the game because your team mates have disabled their minimap and their monitor and their keyboard and their mouse
>>582229780>New player wants to BillyHere we go again. Billy has a midwitt difficulty curve. In shitlow you can mash heavy melee and win because no one can parry. In midlow you get auto-parried and feed relentlessly. In shithigh you can start spamming light melee and never get punished. Good luck
i am not ready
it might be out
Zzzzz
For me it's Graves with long hair
>>582230248GO TO THE BATHROOM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT MIGHT BE HAPPENING?!
>>582230349what part of nah yeh do you not get
rivals got an update today...
Not giving up hope. It's tonight.
no one cares wang
Leaker here, we're getting furry heroesYoshi has decided to exclusively add anthro heroes from now onwards.All the existing heroes will get furry remodelsDeadlock will be renamed into FURLOCK
>>582230517one is a game and another is a troon experiment chamber
no pahtchthdead game
>>582230610based human characters are boring
>>582230517let's see how rivals is doing OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
>>582230610CURSE YOU RATBOY
>>582230403THIS IS WHY YOSHI WAS ON HIS PHONE >>582221332HE WAS ORDERING PIZZAS
>>582230610Okay but leave Warden as is as the only human guy
>>582230654yeah, it beats the competition in every metric
>>582230403Is MOD any good? I've never had it.
>official valve account is onlineITISHAPPENING
>>582229780he good but probably the worst straight up tank right now
IT’S OUT
>>582230403Why pizza btwChinese food sounds way betterIs it just because its easier and quicker to eat while you lock in?
>playing Geist>we're winning>I'm just stuck on green lane perma defending from the pushing wraith>Russian Mina starts flaming me constantly for farming>I join fights push objectives but I'm really not needed there and the mobile burst heroes are just running people downHow much of a loser do you have to be to get salty when winning like that? Sorry for farming on Geist? Honestly kind of soured my mood more than losing a gameI recognised their name too. Usually a gigafeeder. They tried to add me to friends after probably to insult me some more
>>582230989any white wraith art?
>>582230654>63k OW2The fuck? Last I checked that was 10-20k. Did it have another porn resurgence?
>>582230403Hey guys, just ordered another 100 pizzas from Dominos. Hows the patch looking?
>>582231216it's been doing alright all of 2026 but blizzards been recently shitting the bed so expect the numbers to keep going down
IT'S OUT ACTUALLY OUTmy peanus weenus that is hehehehehehehe
Yoshi you better update this shit or trannies are going to realize they are playing yet another dead valve game again.
>>582230654higher more recent peak than deadgame, higher 24 hour peak than deadgame, higher daily peak than deadgame....
>>582231216Blizzard fans enjoy eating shit and always come back for more. No playerbase more loyal than them.
>>582230871that one is always online more than the others, retard
sovl
>>582231454kek
>>582231494>No playerbase more loyal than them.valvedrones are more jeet than blizzdrones thougheverbeit
>>582220392Ready To Die - Andrew W.K
>>582231041I think russians have bad english as far as esl's go so they dont know how to talk and get mad about it and just say nonsense. When you hear the accent just give straightforward short comms and only speak to them directly saying things like vodka or chernobyl so you dont confuse them more
>>582230654>let's see how rivals is doingbetter than deadlock?
>the street brawl MMR bomb dodge trick actually workswhoever posted that here yesterday is a genius
>>582231534i remember it being from like 5pm to 11pm am I crazy??
>>582231534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIQfqQ0xjU
>>582231454He should've bought Magic Carpet
>>582231853>local time>>582231752Relative to all time player count and update frequency, no
>>582230836Nooooo it's aggressively mid. Soft undercooked dough and dripping with grease in a bad way. Typical fast food pizza issues. You MAY get a good slice on accident but just do something else for lunch it's not worth the gamble
New lomein dropped, is he spitting?https://youtu.be/DjadxTmSJrA
>>582232082not giving the asian american nigger a view
>>582231960>Relative to all time player count and update frequency, noholy cope
>>582232147I accept your concession
someone find out what this means
IT'S OUTRESTART STEAM
>>582232142
New lomein dropped, is he spitting?>>>/gif/31208459
>>582232272I spot Haydee
THE DEVS ARE COMING ON DISCORD ITS FUARKING HAPPENING
>>582232352that girl only doing like 3 videos or something is a crime
eido says no patch it's over
>>582232272It says "seven and kelvin were lovers"
>>582232352I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking about that
DEAD GAME LOL unreal how useless valve is
>>582232352average na player
>>582232479
>>582220392https://youtu.be/MiBhZIaJsQ4?is=JMMyzsGYOUYpZ-Oi
HAVE SOME FUCKING FAITHPATCH TODAYYOSHI WILL SAVE US
https://files.catbox.moe/hythxq.mp4How Yoshi feels right now
DOMINO'S SPEAKS
this is the longest they've spent viewing a hidden thread and writing patch notes
>>582232352clearly swallowing, c'mon
patch late september right guys? haha ded game
>>582231216that's even less than blizzard launcher toooverwatch is by far the most popular hero shooter by like 3-4x
>>582233027Its probably not even patch notes, remember last update they had a whole website page showing off everything in a fancy way.
HOLY SHIT THIS PATCH IS GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING 500K PLAYERS BERFORER 90 MINUTES
>>582233010ai ass reply
>taking damage doesn't stop magic carpetthis game is a piece of shit, some lash tried to abuse this and become functionally unkillable but the people in my party got collectively sick of his gloating and gangraped him on cooldown on sight so it worked out. what the hell is yoshi doing? this legitimately feels like a dev oversight
Yoshi keeps opening and closing discord right now
>>582231454charlotte (he/him)>>582233148brief spike to 150k then 100k in a week then 80k again in a month cause they wont fix melee mechanics and game sux
>>582232609whathe looks like a chick
>>582227653>5 devs onlineThat's the whole deadlock team
>>582233027actually they're just reading my Mo&Krill feedback post (he will soon be able to dig up walls)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggcKHDs3w5Y>no patchThere you have it, bros. Eido, the eceleb Yoshi trusts and sucks dick the most, has spoken.
>>582233216just use phantom strike genius you L > R buyers are the dumbest pieces of garbage on this planet
>>582233216Insta buy Cursed Relic when you see a carpet, they never expect it and will just die instantly the moment they realize their get out of jail free card got disabled
How long did it take you fuckers to do this shit
>>582230610
>>582233243>he was fucking green for 30 secondspeak trole
>>5822332166400 item that gets cancelled on damage you might be clinically retarded bro
>>582233346WE KNOW THERE'S NO PATCH WE'RE WAITING FOR THE PATCH ANNOUNCEMENT YOU BRAINDEAD RETARD
How do I get back into the Discord? The only you get into from clicking "Leave feedback" I never posted in it once but for some reason I'm not in it anymore?
>>582233361where could this tech even be used in game?there are 0 realistic situations where this could be useful
>>582233361bro this is just a simple airstrafe
>>582233502kek good piggy
>>582233346la cretura americano
>>582233351t. unable to read>>582233360i bought slowing hex and it was enough but i wouldn't be surprised if someone else got cursed relic, i cannot understate how our entire party got sick of his shit and started hard targeting him because he was like 8/1 after 20 minutes and had something snarky to say after every interaction
>>582233551shut up it's hard
>>582233361youre not holding w i hope
>>582233361how do you install these maps anyway
>>582233753>delay it
>>582233361Why are you heavy meleeing so late and turning so sloppily
Now that the dust has settled and there's no update and this is yet another dead valve game.Can we dump porn of asian girls that look like lomein?
>wants porn of girls who look like dudesi always knew doomposters were faggots
>>582233361Everything should be one fluid motion you look like you've segmented your movement like an animatronic
>>582233361you're turning too quickly which is killing your airspeed.
>>582233596okay. if you want to practice the camera movement for airstrafe, go into sandbox mode and move around the patron in a PERFECT circle. airstrafing is all about camera movement
>>582233649The keyboard is on the screen for a reason>>582233803>>582233785>>582233997I am improoving. After like 3-5 minutes on each segment i'm progressing bros.
>>582233545Falling prevents you from cheesing by using stamina or walljumps
The patch will release on September 30th at 8:00pm EST
The cancelation posters make no sense the game is pushing nearly 100K daily 9 months after an update for a closed playtest
>>582234252they are mentally ill TORtanic postersdooming is all they have
>>582234209patch will release in 2 hours and 20 minutes
>>582234176you're supposed to turn your mouse smoothly and match it with your strafing
>>582234252yeah give or take 30k players sure
>Pizza is busy>hidden post is being written>Valve account is active on the forum>Yoshi is active on DiscordIt's coming out today.
>>582234252>"closed"
>>582234252The comeback will have to be studied.
>>582233753pomp zee deadline
>all carries so no counter itemsas always
>>582234176stick with it ive noticed a significant increase in my gameplay and movement since that map minus the corner boosts which im yet to git gud at
>>582231454I don't see any trans flag emoji reactions on Yoshi's discord posts anymore......is it over?
>>582234775yeah my retard teammates struggle to comprehend buying slowing hex and instead farm jungle as paradox
>>582234584Yoshi literally explicitly told us he would warn us before the day of the patch. He has warned us before every single major patch so far. This will be no different. The update is next week, you guys are getting worked up over nothing
>they thought a patch was coming today
>>582234775>get 2 supports on team>they both build full damage 0 utility items
>>582234915>Yoshi literally explicitly told us he would warn us before the day of the patchshow proof of where he explicitly said he would explicitly warn everyone the day before the patch
>>582234928THERE ARE TWO DEVS ONLINE ON DISCORDI HAVE FAITH
haha late september right? surely they wouldnt delay again after no content for 9 months? right....
>yoshis posts went from 6200 to 6201patch thread = POSTED
>>582234584He doesn't do stealth patches retard
>>582235317probably posting "Thank you for the feedback" to some poor retard's 1000 word essay
>>582234915
>>582221798>it's realHoly shit guys go to the hideout right now!
>>582232352*faps*
>>582221798HOLY SHIIIT CYCLOPS IN DEADLOCK?TO ME MY DEADLOCKERS
>>582234915>Yoshi literally explicitly told us he would warn us before the day of the patchNo he didn't>We hope you will like the update when it comes out, and we'll make sure to give you a heads up (or order a ton of pizza) when things are a few days away or so.Note: ORDER A TON OF PIZZA
>cs2 just got an update againBROS?! HAPPENING?!
>>582232272god damn it my funny name secret is now getting posted on blue reddit
>>582235647MORE CHICKENS?! POG!!!
give upthey will delay it to october
>>582192089Its literally written in >>582235191>we'll make sure to give you a heads-up (or order a ton of pizza) when things are a few days away or soThe pizza thing being an obvious joke. And like i said, Yoshi gave us a heads up a few days before for literally every major update. This won't be dfiferent.
>>582234176I played this map and did complete it but I still feel like I don't get airstrafing. This part I found very hard
>>582234252>valve wouldn't cancel a game with 60k playersok retard
>>582234252The same doomposters have been posting since the days when the game was much more incomplete and had sub 10k players daily. They can't cope with the fact they were obliterated.
>>582235785so you don't have any proof of where yoshi explicitly said that he would explicitly warn everyone the day before the patch comes out
>>582236000Why are you pretending to be retarded? It just makes everyone thing you are actually retarded you know
It's over
>silver in A tier>wraith in D tier
theyre adding ranked street brawl this patch and nothing else
How can I force Deadlock to have 200% resolution scaling?
he is online
They're changing Pocket's pronoun to he in this patch and nothing else.
HERE IT COMES
HE IS ONLINEEEEEE
>>582236436finna change Yoshi's pronouns to was/were
>>582234252>valve devs work on whatever they want>deadlock doesn't get an update for 9 months
IT'S REAL
>>582236567Which Valve games are getting updates, lol
>>582236567They hate this shit nigger game and the arab retard that made it.
>>582236638cs got pet breeding this week
>>582236567valvedrones dont want to admit that the devs lost interest in the deadlock like underlords, artifact, and hl3
>>582236687youre not white
>>582236567>hey man can i work on this dota 2 item?>sure man you know anything about the dota 2 code?>nope>hey man can i work on this steamvr feature?>sure bro you know anything about our vr codebase?>nope>no big deal bro come onboard>hey i wanna make this new deadlock character>alright you got experience making characters?>nah i asked claude to code me something for steamvr before>sweet bro
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/deadlock-jew-triad-problem.164021/was he right?
>>582236638>the game in development doesn't need development, lolRETARD
Ouuugh....Heres your Hot and Steamy patch!*PBFFFFBBT!!!*
>>582236846HOW MUCH LONGER NOW...MY...CONTENT PATCH...
>>582236876>doesnt answer the question
>>582236819Bans are based on reports. If you start saying nigger nigger nigger in front of a bunch of nigger worshippers you get banned. Learn to read the room.
>>582233361which map is this
>>582236958cs2 and dota have gotten more updates this year, lol
>>582236958the answer to the question is NOT DEADLOCK! LMAO!!!
>>582234252>>582234292>>582234501>>582234603>>582234675>>582235993Have you never heard of dota underlords? Game had 100-200k players and they just stopped working on it. Nothing announced, no problems. Just stopped. If this update isnt huge they are on a skeleton crew and it's just a pet project they could easily drop. Valve doesnt care
>>582236958>>582236697
>>582236795timmy finna aint getting no update, MOMMAAAAAAA
>test server just updatedGUH
>>582236819Wrath would say this.
IT'S OUT
>>582237125>>582237143>one update
>>582237168its happening archive bro....
>>582237281CS2 has as many content updates this week as Deadlock has all year lmao
>>582237281
>>582237254IT'S OVER THE PIZZA WAS FOR CS2
10 MILLION NEW INDIAN H1BS DEPLOYED TO WORK ON DEADLOCK UPDATE, Yoshi says!
>>582237365CS2 has had one content update all year lil bro>>582237383>cosmeticsbig
>>582237484remind me how many deadgame has had?
>mo ren abrahms unicorn lash redman>team cant die>take literally 4 people stun locking one in a room to kill one of them>40 minute game, 100k difference>they eventually push and winwhy isn't concede in this shit?
Yoshi didn't post anything for the entire week, they already updated CS this week and its already too late in the day, its not coming guys
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>582237579Same amount, one, except that was 6 new heroes and not just cosmetics. Unlike you I actually play CS2 so I know what I'm talking about instead of just pulling shit out my ass in an effort to get an "epic own" on 4channel.org.
>cosmetics>big>when the absolute best possible outcome of this update is character remodels and a jungle remodelLOL
ill just say it. deadgock is dead.sneed and feed
>>582237383>CS2 is played by 1 million players concurrently.>Big update is adding Chocobos
>>582237667
>>582237667Old gods literally came out at 44 minutes from now
>dude this cs2 update is totally huge and awesome unlike DEADLOCK lol>look inside>cosmetic slop for all the brown people who use cs2 as a skin trading economyoh. OHHHHHHHHHH. it makes sense now
>>582237807makes you wonder what a big update for a game played by 60k people is gonna look like
HOPOO IS ONLINE I REPEAT HOPOO IS ONLINE
>>582237484CS2>new game mode>2 new seasons>a new map>animgraph update>reload updateDeadlock>6 new heroes>new rank badges
>>582237807>>Big update is adding ChocobosI know that FF players never touched grass, but this is literally just chicken.
>>5822378921 hour and 44 minutes, no?
>>582237975>game modePlayed by literally no one>seasonsCosmetics only>new map(that's a rerelease of a map CSGO already had)>animgraph update>reload updateliteral nothingburgers on par with urn changes.
>>582237958>>582237820NOOOO GET HOPOO OFFLINE. TURN HOPOO OFF!
>>582237958>can choose any name>POO in namesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>582238191Still more than deadlock thoughbeit.
I'm going to take a dump.
we just got a NDA update its actually today
>>582238191Its kind of crazy that a 20+ year old solved game is getting as much content as a game in a closed beta right?
why do people want an update....imagine how fucking horrid itll be to unlock the new chars in standard......
>cosmetics are "content"yep it's brown people. case closed. move along everyone
>>582238289.... in my headcanon>>582238402>SolvedYou don't play cs, stop talking jeet
fuck you nigger Yoshi, I am going to sleep
>>582238469Yoshi has not considered this yet, or he has and its why it is being delayed again
MOTHERFUCKER
>>582238347Disclose this *spreads cheeks*
all those faggot zoomers and mentally ill retards from discord and reddit will never get used to how slow valve works and delivers updates when a game is released
ITS FUCKING OVER IM KILLING MYSELF
>>582238402yet they refuse to touch the other 20+ old game that's maybe sort of getting a pve content update that's been delayed a year now
>>582238546in reality, valvetranny.
what if only indians are allowed to play the new deadlock patch
kek what a dead game
FLOPPING. TRANNY. DEADCOCK.
>>582238703
>>582238702so true Artifactxister
>>582238702>muh valve time amirite?in a few months deadlock will be in it's 9th year of development, overtaking tf2 as the longest dev time of any valve game.
>>582238469Standard will be a better experience once everyone is on standard for the new heros + remodeled ones.If anything ranked will get worse as only the no fun allowed tryhards will play it instead of trying new heros.
>>582239052there wont be any new characters for a couple months bro
>>582239004who said anything about valve time retardvalve can barely keep up with dota and cs updatesadding deadlock to the mix will only make things worse
>>582239052>new herosAnon...
The patch just flew over my house.
>>582239183>the same team works on all 3 games
>>582239296yes they do, they have the real valve team (works on the store,backend, real shit) then they have the retarded dei subhuman tranny freaks that work on all their games
>>582238469Just get good, retard. I unlocked Abrams in just 3 days between work shifts
patch when bros?
>>582238804VALVEDRONES are JUMPING OFF BRIDGES!
>>582239464you are actually retarded lmao
Trump said the Patch Strait is open
>>582239574cope winlet
>>582239517Wednesday the 30th, the end of September.
>>582239626was Abrams a new character when you did this? Was he the first of six, meaning the only new character available to play in 9 months? Was every single player fighting over playing Abrams in every single lobby for a week? retard
>>582239296>the studio which is known for giving the freedom to employees to choose which projects they want to work on>the studio that already had 2 (+ 1 barely alive) live service games now has a third one competing for the attention of said employeesyes, adding one game to the mix will disrupt work pacing on all projects
Abrams is so fucking hot
>>582239625So then the patch definitely will not be any time soon if the moron of the decade says so
YOSHI ONLINEA SOURCE IS TELLING ME THE PATCH IS STABLEDEAR GOD
making out with mina's butthole until the patch comes out
>>582239794>(+ 1 barely alive)which one is this?
>>582239867you lost troon
>>582239864>MortenP>hotpoo>thegoat>yoshityup, it's happening
>>582239864it's happening
6202
>>582239685>new Ghost Adventures season and Deadlock patch on the same day nice
>>582239864once they're all idle the planets will align and the patch will release
>>582239923This but kelvin
>>582239961So is the country under him
>>582239947do i even have to say it?
>>582239923this but the archmother
The patch is coming.
>>582239963wasn't there some mexican guy who was always online during every major patch drop
i feel like im done grinding heros after i unlock kelvin, how good is my rank pool?
>>582239923Nah mina is the one who gives rimjobsShe knows how to deal with assholes
>>582239994>posts have gone from 6200 to 6201 to 6202 but we can't see any of the postsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582240256graves and viscous are auto-lose
you think mina would piss the bed
if you can guess the url the update teaser is out
>>582240256Start spamming lash to unlock him
>>582240053It's OVER!https://files.catbox.moe/2r4rpz.mp4
>>582240441we don't need the teaser, we need the update
>>582240341>yoshi still replies to feedback posts>but not my feedback postssad
>>582240341he's responding to my sewer croc hero idea sorry
>>582240441old blood new gods
>>582240341he's just going to posts in the private subforums and leaving the same "Thanks for the feedback" reply i've had him reply to multiple of my own threads like this and it doesn't even necessarily mean he agrees with the feedback, i've seen him do the complete opposite of what i asked
Today
>>582239751fine grade copium
>>582240652is experimental the build ahead of us and the nda build the super sekrit deadlock 2.0 build?
patch status?
>>582240042You will never be a womanYou will never compete in women's sportsyou will never use a woman's bathroom
>Ven on my team chasing every fight he sees>poorest on team with 11 deaths>tell him to farm green and stop letting Paige solo farm it>starts arguing with me and insulting meWhat do I do here?
>>582240832next week, thread is having a schizo moment
they need to give vyper a sexy model so I can play her
DOOMCHADS WONNED
>>582240441dubyadubyadubyadot sewers and sacrifices dot com
>>582240878you mind your own fucking business
>>582240797They usually update the NDA right before an update. It’s been getting updated continuously since yesterday.
IM VICTOR ULTING INTO TRAFFIC FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK YOU YOSHI BAITING NIGGER
>>582240878You're stuck taking the forced loss. None of us get a say in the matter when the game sends MMR Terrorists. Forced 50 is mandatory.
ITS HAPPENING
>>582240870Good I hope not
caring this much for a patch is sad
how does yoshi feel about weird freaks online tracking his every move?
yay time for pve slop
>>582241029not wrongyou can't win them all and sometimes advice won't help people or they'll refuse itbut also it really depends on if he said "go farm green you dumb fucking catholic piece of shit" or if he said it more normal
>>582240441Dinos and Dominos
>>582241247It's almost like deadlock is a beloved game in a time when good games are coming out less and less
>>582241270it turns him on
>>582241247Doomer posters lost
>>582241074is there any other way of checking the experimental/nda patches other than joining some discord?
>>582241270He made a joke in his last post poking fun at the pizza tracker.
real
>>582240441body types and pronouns enter the cursed apple
>>582241308>but also it really depends on if he said "go farm green you dumb fucking catholic piece of shit" or if he said it more normalGuarantee you Anon has a screechy little timmy voice and yelled over the mic. That's an instant mute from me in my games
what no content for 9 months does to valvetroons
realistically speaking they're all combing over the patch notes, making sure everything is structured and written properly and going through the release patch and making sure there aren't any crucial mistakes while they're eating pizza and cracking jokes and chilling
>Let's see whose the last one standing>dies
>>582241412I'm not aware of any sorry.
>>582241568Reminds me of the good old days of TF2
IN A FEW MOMENTS IT WILL ALL BE OVER>lasts 40 minutes
>>582239864are they doing this bit again?
>>582241819>valveniggers just use a public discord at work uh ok
10 MINUTES
>>582241920>public discorddoomtrannies don't even try anymore lol
>>582241819its a count down from hopoo to yoshi
>>582242040game trannies be like 9 months is a normal time to wait for literally anything
>anon didn't sacrifice a goat for the patchit's on you if you didn't, you have no one else to blame
>>582242106Your mother should have waited at least 9 months before shitting you out, thats for sure
10 MORE MINUTES AND I POP EGG
pavlovian live service troons when the entire world doesn't operate in 2-3 month intervals (the average update pacing for whatever slop game they came from)
>>582238804i hate debuff remover
>>582242253its been almost 10 months
>>582242253the game isnt even out retard they still cant figure out how to make new shit lol
Do we even have to say it?https://files.catbox.moe/y4gqf8.mp3
GIVE UP GIVE UP GIVE UP
>>582233361damn is /dlg/ really this bad?
>>582242443and they cant balance the minuscule amount of shit we already have lmao
>>582242473GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT THIS RANDOM TWITTER TRANNY SAID?
>>582239867You lost
>>582242567Yoshi, you killed him.
>>582242567Culture war faggots cannot help themselves but stalk random retards on the internet, what else is new.
holy shit you guys are such fucking losers with this stalking of pizza and discord like lmao
Either 4 minutes or another hour
>hehehehe.........u see dat shit?
>>582242567He doesn't say anything anymore, lmao
>>582242473Why didn't he buy counterspell to negate the fall damage?
dead and abandoned lock
looking at all the bigger patches they've all been around 9-12pm cest and it's past midnigh at this point so i don't think the patch is coming tonight unless they decide to break the pattern
if dubs patch is announced in the next hour. if singles patch is next week. if trips deadlock is canceled.
patch surely late september haha right guys? surely not another delay when they had 9 months to work on it haha right
>Artifact, The Dota Card Game.
ITS UPhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/4535780256628343049
>>582242982why the fuck would it be tonight if yoshi didnt even give a heads up LIKE HE LITERALLY SAID HE WOULD AND HAS DONE FOR ALL MAJOR PATCHES
ITS OVEROCTOBER CHADSI ADMIT DEFEAT
>>582243227>if yoshi didnt even give a heads uphe already did he said it's late september
haha late september but really late october because we dont have enough play testers patch maybe november haha
>>582240553Fuck you luke go do your Tik Tok dance
>>582243206Woah the new Holliday hero looks cool
Yeah it's 4pm, it's not happening today.
>T-THEY DIDNT GIVE US A HEADS UP!yeah lets believe them this time after they lied to last 100 times
>>582243349Need more mcginnis trannies in the trannies in the private playtest
who cares? go play something else or just play the game you spent 0 dollars on the game if its not today play something else until it comes out you act like you're going to be drawn and quartered if it doesnt come out today
People forget that we still have next week?
DAMN YOU HOE POO DAMN YOU
>>582243930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRTkCHE1sS4
every day the update is delayed hundreds of troons kill themselves yoshi has BLOOD on his hands
>>582243964MORTENP
>>582243930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTI8mddtEI
>>582244550>>582244550>>582244550>>582244550>>582244550
>>582242831>>582242473oh that's a recent one I remember an older version of this
NERF THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MIRAGE
