#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>581748809
First for HUSSY HATE
>>582196902That’s not very nice
I visited home after some time to see my family and I had a dream in a half awake state where my sister stroke my hand and I called out her name. It was weird but sad to find out that I did miss her that much. Her hand was so soft...
>ShotadrewMany coffems are calling for more of this
>Birthday-unrelated OPAt least it's hussy-free
I already hate this thread.
>>582197903>>582198227Literally the only non-Julia Coffin image I had on my phone lol. But fuck it, Andy thread. Why not?And before you get butthurt at my phoneposting, the last thread was on page 9 for like 20 minutes. Next time, be the baker you want to see in the world
>>582199251>Literally the only non-Julia Coffin image I had on my phone
>>582196738
>>582199684I’m a mess without my little hussy girlWake up in the morning, where’s my little hussy girl
>>582199701>birthday sister love
>>582199701>renee route basedEveryone is saying this
>>582199701>confirmed language different october cliffhanger release characters almost schools anyway around actions thought sister juliaintriguing october
>>582199701>Next Jane post Wrenwhy does wordcloud keep shipping JanexWren?
>>582199701>living possible end parent became muffinUnclear messaging in this one
>>582205018It knows the truth
>>582199701>girl happy andrewDid Ashley finally catch Andrew crossdressing or am I misreading this one?
>>582205968It means Andrew makes girls happy
>>582205968It means Andrew has become “girl happy” after starting HRT
>>582199251>Literally the only non-Julia Coffin image I had on my phone lol.Kill thee.
>>582204838The cloud hath spaken.
There will never be Julian x Renee art, this is probably for the best
>>582199701>girls gameBros, are we the modern day bronies?
a challenge for you to pass the time.Put a characters name into a search engine and report back the most common result or image.>andrewall I got was this knobheadhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Mountbatten-Windsor
>>582208768>knobheadSounds like Andrew.
>>582207727I also have this if you would have preferred
>>582207985>>582204838Bros, fucking OCTOBER STATUS!?!?!?
>>582209654Is Renee really that much taller than Ashley?
>>582209930Height consistency is hard. Please understand
>>582209930Ashley is shorter than the rest of the family (and also retarded) due to inadequate nutrition as a child.
>>582209930Ashley is short because she's a quitter and didn't try hard enough
>>582209930Ashley is short because she realized that she tried to min/max her adorable stat.
>>582208383My Beautiful Dark Tall Handsome Gothic Romantasy
>>582199701>animal nigger>bumming enjoyingUh um disclaimer I do not condone this deviant word cloud #contentwarning #thisisnotaship
>>582208285Consider: Janée art
>>582196902BASED
>>582199701>Ashley bestSO TRUE
https://x.com/CrcMary/status/2103154706344542248
https://x.com/GonadLad/status/2103172210445984024
https://x.com/andrewlarper/status/2102891095495741915
>>582216335Brother shoulder...
>>582216643YUM YUM YUM!!
https://x.com/nekoMagicalGirl/status/2103184399546356026
>>582216643broulder, if you will
>>582216920>MOOTLike, in legal jargon?
>>582217180
>>582215425doesn't that mean see you later in japanese?
>OH, FORGIVE ME, LORD>OH, I'M A GOOD GIRL>I'D NEVER HURT A FLY>BUT I'VE GOT WALLS TO CLIMBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk5avvRVqqE
>>582218548Heh
Only after a couple of months, have the ramifications truly set in for me. With each passing day, I feel less and less confident that I will live to see the release day of Burial, let alone the rest of the game. Legal matters of this kind can take a very, very long time to resolve and I cannot know if Allah shall permit me to stay on this world for long enough. Mortality should not bother me, and it hasn't, until recently. I thought I had accomplished everything I needed to in my long life, and that I could peacefully live out my twilight years with nary a concern. However, I wish to see the end of this game, to be there with all of you. To wear my finest. To witness that bittersweet moment with a sad smile above my grey beard. It bothers me that I cannot be sure if I will witness that distant day. The most I can do is hope... and pray.
your view after your sister calls you into her room
Sisterfuckers may beat us in numbers but brotherfuckers are purer in heart
>>582208383Is Ashley meant to somehow be a self insertable character?
>>582222315Wrong, you wake up in your bed in your room after thoroughly checking all the doors and windows before sleeping to find her led next to you and staring at your face.
>>582222845girls are just better at hiding their desires, they actually want to do truly depreved things while boys will say horrifying things yet would be happy with quite simple things.
>>582222845No you are not. Morally speaking, Andrew is the worse of the two siblings. His victimhood act is a grand self deception.
>>582224786>Morally speaking, Andrew (sisterfucker) is worse than Ashley (brotherfucker)Aren't you affirming that anon's statement?
>>582225283I meant it more as a reflection of the type of person who enjoys the character. Andrew is a worse person, so the people who enjoy him must be worse. It's not meant to be a serious statement.
>>582225283nta but it's referring to metacommentary
>>582225480>>582225565Ah. Stupid of me not to consider that.
>>582224334Facts.
https://x.com/artofjet1/status/2103150810041380921
https://x.com/rottenmaggotgut/status/2103152861412773890
>>582226012That sister's sisters are rather large. Bouncy, even.
>>582225480>Andrew is a worse personNo, he's really not.
>>582226849He really is and it's not even close, not by a long shot.
Wouldn't it be a perfect capstone to Ashley week if we got a release date announcement four days after it ends?
>>582223430Many female fans would like to "replace" Ashley so they can have Andrew for themselves.Women fill dead women's shoes and have basically for ever.
>>582226012stupendous squishy swinging soobs
>>582226935Women are Wonderful.
>>582226849>No, he's really not.I don't place 100% of the blame for literally everything that happened on Andrew like some people, but Andrew is objectively the worse of the two.
>>582228086what a sexy lil sass.
>>582227641Yeah, I'm not saying that Andrew is responsible for everything. The biggest amount of blame for all of the events of the game falls squarely on Renee (and Douglas). Andrew shouldn't have been forced to parent Ashley, and it's no wonder that he failed spectacularly in doing so - but circumstances only give so much leniency. In the end, he manipulates her constantly and then, in a grand fit of delusion, fancies himself the victim. He was a large part in creating the Ashley we know, and yet he takes no responsibility for her poor behavior.I should add that acknowledging that he is morally worse than Ashley doesn't mean that I dislike the character. This is all very interesting stuff. That might be painfully obvious, but apparently it needs to be said these days.
Bad brothers only want one thing:sitsseastssugssoobsselonssammariessazongassosomsoulderssoobiessippaisanssackAre there any more I missed?
Ashley is blameless and a victim of Andrew’s machinations
>>582228842>Are there any more I missed?Sock
>>582228842I'm a good brother but I also love those things.
https://x.com/uohsenpai/status/2103213317565329829
https://x.com/andrewlarper/status/2103220709518647680
>>582229590Is it confirmed Ashley hides a glock in her bra?
brothers are getting sluttier
>>582231220No but she does have a gock in her panties
>>582232529You shouldn't hide a glock in your underwear.
>>582232729i didn't say glock
>>582233274I only speak and read english.
>>582208285You think the crackest of crackships have only ever been considered by you? You underestimate NTR fetish artists on the Internet so much it's actually disrespectful.
>>582226849He is worse but in a "bad (hot)" way that female writers tend to indulge in.
Forgot to include this last thread.
>>582233678That's why I said Julian not Julia
>>582234276Mega cute
>>582230891Ojou-sama...
>>582216335My sister used to do this...
>>582222313Jihad is when you wait for Episode 4
>>582244547True to life images.
Screw Ashley, I'd rather fuck julia
>>582250436Everyone is thinking this, even if we aren't saying it
>>582250436Julia is a nothing character. We hardly know anything about her because Andrew didn't care enough to learn anything and so nothing is reflected in his narration about her.
>>582251212>Julia is a nothing characterJuliaphobes will NEVER play the game
>>582252308Tell me five things she likes to do for fun, then. What is her home life like? Does she have any goals or aspirations? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.
>>582252308True coffinistas don't play the game that would be heresy
>>582252536>Can you name even one thing? I thought not.She listens to BAND, newfaggot
>>582252308It's been a long time since I played the game and I didn't really care about her, so maybe I'm biased, but I don't recall her being a terribly detailed character. Andrew not paying a huge amount of attention to her is literally part of the plot, so it's not unreasonable that this reflects in the narration since the game is being told primarily from the siblings' perspective. I don't think that what I said was that objectionable. Is there some hidden depth that I missed?
>>582252916>being a terribly detailed characterBeing terribly detailed character and being a nothing character are two separate things.
>>582253250It's my post and I get to determine the meaning of my phrases.
>>582253285Wrong, it's my post now. I just bought it.
>>582253406You snake. GIVE IT BACK.
Why are there so many spanish speaking coffin fans?
What happened? I'm not going to open them lol
>>582253810We are Legion
>>582250436Julia is quite literally the least appealing character in this whole game. I can understand haggots, I can understand those into our best girl, I can even understand people into crack characters like 302 Lady and Shopkeeper... but plain and boring ass bitch retard Julia? Imagine being this boring.
>>582254283>I can understand haggots,Nigga snuck that in there like we wouldn't see
>>582254283>I can understand haggotsIt's OVER for you. You're THROUGH. YOU'RE FINISHED.
>>582252308>her major dialog options are skippable until Cliffhanger>even in SnS you can throw her note awayHussoids literally don't even play the game
>>582254331>>582254421Calm down, I'm not talking about Andrew/Hag shippers. I'm talking about Dougmaxxers and self inserters.
>>582253973Bait. Just bait. Don't even engage.
Haven't played this game since the 2nd chapter came out. Is it finished yet?have a doodle
>>582254498Long way of saying she has unskippable dialogue
>>582254882It's beautiful. God I love her. Thank you, anon.
https://x.com/Pikaplumx/status/2103264634975518841
https://x.com/Jullie024/status/2103276483531637247
>>582216920I'd like to make a preemptive request for this as the next OP image. Simply for the fact the artist acknowledged us. Total /calg/ victory
Ashley day, Ashley week, Ashley month, Ashley season, Ashley year, Ashley decade, Ashley era, Ashley life, Ashley eternity.
>>582255570Yeah seconded. It's good and it's a shout-out for us specifically, we can't not make it the OP.
>>582255985Don't forget it's also:An Ashley Post on an Ashley Thread on an Ashley Board on an Ashley Website on an Ashley Server in an Ashley Hard Drive on an Ashley Computer in an Ashley room in an Ashley House on an Ashley Street in am Ashley Town in an Ashley State in an Ashley County in an Ashley Country on an Ashley Continent on an Ashley Planet in an Ashley Solar System in an Ashley Galaxy in a Ashley Universe.
Every atom in the know universe is actually comprised of mini Ashleys.
>>582256406Is this what goes on in Andrew's brain 24/7?
>>582256837All the neurons in Andrew's brain are actually just tiny Ashleys.
>I wake up>I immediately think about Ashley>I'm on my pink Ashley bed>under my pink Ashley covers >wearing my Ashley pajamas >I get out of bed and slip out of my Ashley pajamas and into my shower which has an Ashley shower curtain>After using my Ashley soap and Ashley lufa I brush my teeth with an Ashley toothbrush>I then change into my street clothes which comprise of:>boxers with Ashleys on them>pink socks>Ashley graphic tee>tan shorts similar to those Ashley wears>I then slip into my boots that are remarkably similar to the kind Ashley wear>I then boot up my PC>my admin profile picture is Ashley>my password is Ashley>I go straight to /calg/>I post and discuss Ashley>after a few hours I go to my pink car >it has Ashley stickers on every window>custom vanity plate that says: ASHLEY>I put on the song Ashley by Green Day as I drive to the store>I buy lemon muffins and cherry soda because that's those are the things Ashley likes>After I return home with my goods>I boot up the Coffin of Andy and Leyley for the 1,265th consecutive day while enjoying my delicious meal>after a long day I decide to goon to my Ashley porn folder which has 16,392 images>after nutting a few times I decide to shower and go back to sleep>I put on my Ashley pajamas >I think about Ashley as I drift off to sleepIs my lifestyle healthy?
>>582258435nobody does this
>>582258435everybody does this
>>582258435some people do this
https://files.catbox.moe/o35qgx.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/pbtlb6.jpg
>>582214515What would every coffin character's favorite Kanye album be?I reckon MBDTF for Andrew, Graduation for Ashley but I'm not sure what Julia would like
>>582258435log off, andrew
>>582260149>I'm not sure what Julia would like808's and Heartbreak, his best work
https://x.com/koithefeshy/status/2103285339423141919
>>582253810Because the game features a mother figure
>>582262650cute
Would dog Ashley jump into Andrew's garden and eat all his green beans like my dog did?
>>582263624Women are already dogs
>>582263624That's wholesome. If Ashley were a dog however, Andrew would so some very unsavory things with peanut butter.
https://x.com/CambyZawaa/status/2103311537612210522
>>582265802That hair looks odd on that 'shley.
>>582266989Still needs cock and lots of it
>>582266989Very Asian haircut.
>>582267236>>582265802Ashley after Andrew starts talking about Japanimation
Ok, after 3 years, I will finally ask. Who is the top?
>>582268649>Who is the top?Ashley power bottoms. Andrew is a service top
>>582268649Andrew is sexually violent lmao Ashley is gonna be the bottom whether she likes it or not
>>582268649They're both switches.
Guys, something terrible has happened. This Ashley asmr video is no longer on youtube. I dont know why.
>>582269646WHAT
>>582269646>>582270508Are all her Coffin videos gone?
>>582270567no, just the shower one
>>582270657>sis
>>582270567>>582270657Still on her patreon btw, youtube likely just nuked it for inappropriate content (again)
Happy (belated) birthday, Ashley.
>>582271671PAIZURI!
>>582271671>cartoonish tard face>gigantic titsMobley... my beloved.
>>582273584>>582274464
>>582274809You didn't see shit
>>582275071
https://x.com/Sole111224/status/2103347337389093320
>>582275265Ashton would have been the most manic psycho the world had ever seen. Andrea would have had to do so much to tard wrangle him with her pussy so he'd not go on a murder spree.
I have to ask as someone who doesn't subscribe to the contemporary world view on sexuality: could one actually do thought exercises about the concept of gender bending without it being associated with transexuality? Could I imagine what Andrew and Ashley were like if they were born the opposite sexes and it not be considered homosexual by default? I only ask because I do see some people have a very negative visceral reaction to such discussions because of it's association with modern /lgbt/ stuff.
>>582275861read thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
>>582275861Everyone who gender-swaps the characters is subscribing to transgender ideology: the idea that one's sex is an arbitrary costume. Faggot.
>>582275861This may interest you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX2UR0zO8CQ
>>582277063High-tail Ashley needs cock
>>582277063>they indirectly killed Julia mid argument I actually kek'd outloud.
>>582281108What TV shows are they fighting over? Andrew wants to watch Seinfeld and Ashley wants to watch Friends?
>>582275861It was known as Rule 63 of the internet Anon, every fictional character will get a genderswap eventually (usually for purposes of Rule 34).The only people who associate it with transgenders, regardless of their reason or perspective, are fucking morons.
>>582281108God I wish I waswere Ashley there.
>>582277063
>>582282549>Roleswap Andrew is some weird autistic man>Roleswap Ashley is a slutwhat did they mean by this
>>582275861Every genderbend story written before modern psyciatry. Since the concept of transsexuality hadn't been invented yet, the stories cannot relate to it.
>>582284173Canondrew is a manwhore and Canonshley is a mop autist
>>582286127So true
>>582286127>long term relationship with one (1) girl who initially asked him out>crazy oneitis he thinks is a bad idea>manwhore
>>582286834It's not about the number of affairs you have. It's having an affair in the first place.
>>582286343I found this scene extremely funny and didn't really give it much thought... but now that I am... huh? I guess I could chalk it up to Ashley's natural housewife brain being rewarded for once, hence the reaction. That or I'm autistic and she was just joking. I can't tell to be honest.
>>582286983Ashley has undiagnosed autism
What if Ashley had a Chia Pet and she thought it was cute and watered it every day, but Andrew thought it was stupid and tacky?
>>582287431I remember seeing these on commercials constantly when I was a kid but never saw anyone with one irl. I always wanted the Scooby Doo one.
>>582286983The mop is Andrew. A tall skinny thing with a mess of hair on top that cleans up her messes and has a big, long, thick piece of wood attached to it. The wooden plank is Ashley.
>>582287870Hi Nemlei
>>582287870The plank represents how Ashley's breasts are smaller than advertised
>>582287431Ashley Chia Pet. You wanter it and her bush grows
>>582288072Yeah, she's only a pitiful 32D. Fat and flat. How will she ever satisfy Andrew?
>>582288072Asking Ashley Week foids to draw Flatshley
>>582235728>JulianSorry for replying at all.
>>582234276Are you allowed to celebrate birthdays in hell?
>>582291751You get 50% more suffering on your birthday.
>>58229175110 minutes UNPAID break time. ONE (1) lemon muffin each. Then back to WORK.
>>582254283>crack characters like 302 Lady and ShopkeeperDo NOT talk about my jewish kween that way>>582254331>>582254421Haggotry may be incomprehensibly retarded but at least Renee IS an appealing character, is I think what Mr. Anon means.
>>582291968You ruined my wife.
>>582254882You can't just post this like that, give us the full!
>>582258435Saving this and will use as if I wrote it later.>>582263978They would be quite savory things
>>582258435>post on 4ashley with an Ashley tripcode
>>582277063Andrew looks like he has a yarmulke on.
>>582286983It's just cynical Nemlei writing
>>582292559Chudlei
>>582293043Genuinely what the fuck did Nemlei mean by this? I still can't figure it out.
>>582291968With black hair she is genuinely Abby Shapiro
>>582294264
>>582226849REMINDER:>Andrew did nothing wrong>Andrew never manipulated anyone>Andrew isn't actually incestuous>Yumejoshis could fix Andrew if they just pried him away from Ashley>Andrew was right to beat Ashley up>Ashley did not feel like she had no choice but to give her body to Andrew>Andrew is an innocent victim of AshleyWhen Burial reveals that Ashley committed tax fraud and video piracy, you will see that the Andrew faithful were right all along and stop simping for Ashley!
>>582295319b8
>>582295319
>>582295319It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him, and if the truth is undeniable... you create your own.
>>582295319Many are saying this
>>582295252What is the meaning of this??!?!
>>582295986The first apostrophe was lonely.
>>582295986You wouldn't' get it.
:(Would you be her friend?
>>582297338I would bully her
>>582297338Do sex friends count?
>>582297586If you want a psycho twink to stalk you with murderous intent then sure, they count
>>582297780>2 for the price of 1Deal.
>>582297820Kek
>>582297937
>>582297780Even better.
Another hussy morning with you
>>582297338Don't feel too bad for her, it's not like she ever really tried that hard to make any.
>>582300085When you grow up thinking your family hates you, or at best they're indifferent towards you, it's kinda hard making friends
>>582300085Ashley would have had friends if Andrew hadn't nurtured her into being totally dependent on him for self worth. He could have encouraged her to make her own friends but didn't
She looks like the real thingShe tastes like the real thingMy fake plastic love
>>582299223>coffin doom mod where you play as julia battling demons when?or>coffin doom mod where you play as ashley battling hussies when?
>>582196738>Procrastinated on chapter 3 for way too long>Finally finished all of it this week, cleared Cliffhanger last night>mfwThis game is rough, sometimes. That's a complimentI wanna believe there's still a happy ending on the cards for Ashley and Andrew, despite everything they've been turned into. I want to.
>>582302864Coffin sims mod where you can date Julia with the intention of marriage
>>582300381>>582300829I know. Those are much better reasons to feel bad for her than vague lamentations about not having friends.
We should honestly kill Andrew
>>582306850Ashley would be really sad.
>>582306850Hate us cause they ain't us, amirite or amirite my fellow Andrews?
>>582307480Fuck. This is literally the only argument that I can’t refute. God I hate Andrew so much for making Ashley dependent on him just to neglect her. Andrew should have never been born
>>582228842Bad sisters only want one thing:benisbockbickbrickballywhackerbananabausagebangbohnsonbne byed brouser bnakebillybodgerbinkobodbienerbhopper
>>582297338I would. But as her brother too, we're already best friends... and married.
>>582310063What about bussy?
like father, like son
https://x.com/grimebell/status/2103455245749669980
>>582311119It's the technique he learnt to shut up foids
https://x.com/ilovmyboiy/status/2103451610185703546
>>582311119Not really the same face or pose. Just sort of a similar angle.
>>582311119I wonder if he ever got that cataract fixed. It can't be that expensive.
>>582312364Depends how you feel about demonic intervention and/or corruption.
>>582311397The cutest
>>582312364Removing a cataract is not very difficult, but you have to have your eye lens changed afterwards
>>582312364Health insurance status?
>>582312364>>582314803After being asked yet another dumb question, Wren goes to get his cataract removed. His doctor refers him to the Surgeon who notices "Graves" on his file. The Surgeon remembers Ashley and Andrew and Renee.Bravo Nemlei.
>>582315293>Wren goes to get his cataract removedIf he's old enough to seek something like that for himself, he's already gone completely blind in that eye. Not clinically blind, literally non-functioning blind.
>>582315449Incest babies, not even once
brothers are for forcefemming
>>582322710>forceCanonically it takes about 15 minutes to groom him once Ashley isn't around
>>582324920https://x.com/Eris0chi/status/2103412350665580885forgot to attach imagine
>>582325145why did you reply to your own deleted post
>>582325307Because it was there
>>582327764Would you also screw a hussy just because "it was there"?
>>582303617There will be. Trust the plan
today i'll remind 'em...
>>582332170SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>582330661You will never be a Saikaposter
>>582328206Sex with hussies because they are cute
Summer's over but it's still nearly 90 degress outside
>>582303617Play the Shoot route next
>>582311567Based
>>582300829Ashley has "friends" she hangs out with but doesn't really like just like Andrew does. She complains about how none of them tried to help her or bring her food, and I Episode 3 they're the reason she agrees to the date with Douchebag.Also Andrew did help her make her own friends, he got Nina and Julia to let her sit with them at lunch.
>>582334695Look Andrew, I appreciate that you looked out for your sister one time when you were in elementary school, but you also spent the rest of her education fucking with her head.
>>582335190>it is NEVER enough
AU where Andrew and Ashley become Indian tech support scammers
>>582292085Such manners! Asking for full and didnt even answer the question.I'll draw her having sex with her father as punishment
>>582335882>redeems gift card
>>582325054>>582322710Hmm. Im not around thedr parts but I tried the game recently and I liked it.Is there a lot of Andy femboy stuff? I want to draw some myself, but Im extremely homosexual dunno if thats good around you guys.
>>582336231LMFAO you just got scammed out of $1500 dumb ass nigga
>>582336402We love our homosexuals here
>>582336878She's so fucking adorable it's insane.
>>582335882>>582336231Andrew offering to defrag Julia's hard drive
>>582336402Do NOT play Nemlei's previous fujoshi works like Better Half and Jack in a Castle.
>>582336402
>>582336402>>582337194Our Thiu group is ready to welcome you
>>582336402don't worry we all know and accept andrew is a fag here
I wish we had an Andrew Week
>>582338313>>582337591>>582337194Alright, Ill post a sample of my art in a bit, to see if it might be a good fit.
>>582336402Go rope yourself, faggot
>>582339480It's like you do this on purpose.>Oooh this stuff makes me SOOOO angry, don't post any more of it!Surely this will stop them now, nobody has ever doubled down from this.
>>582339480Nevermind then, guess this place is not that chill
>>582340241There are better places to talk about gay shit unless you want to join a circlejerk with the one or two groomers we have here.
>>582340241good riddance
total hag deathtotal fag deathtotal hussoid deathThis is an ASHLEY board, bitch
Why does calgee hate Andrew now :(
>>582340424I would have drawn both, cause anything that makes my dick hard is female, but it's fine. Antifemboy stuff is clearly in the majority Id rather not stir that pot.
>>582340874Based and true
>>582340971He's a narcissistic rapist, or something
>>582340971Why does calgee hate Nemboys now :(Fujo game! Fujo dev! Fujo GENERAL!
>>582340971I don't "hate" anybody, and for the record I am strongly against loudly announcing that something upsets you because 9/10 times it encourages people to post more of it, including people who aren't even necessarily inclined toward it. I dislike gays in a broad sense, and I strongly dislike the gays we have here because they make it a point to be annoying about it.>Not everyone is trying toThere's actual gay games from Nemlei that get posted on the regular, including JiaC which has literal femboys if people are into that sort of thing. Thing is, they don't care about it because it was made for them, they get a perverted satisfaction from invading other spaces and claiming it as theirs the same as transgenders saying everything is trans-coded, staking territory like it's fucking Tranifest Destiny.But anyway I don't hate Andrew, but he's kind of a piece of shit.
>>582340874>>582340971This *is* /calg/ on Crystal Cafe after all.
>>582341027At least 80% of this thread is heterosexual men. The rest is fags and maybe a couple of women (XX-chromosomes)Occasional banter or earnest discussion of the author's previous works is tolerated, but there isn't much of an audience for actual gay material. This is a game centered around a heterosexual pair and with no canon homosexual content. Failing to respect that will (understandably) incite ire in much the same way furry or MLP edits would.
Imagine having every other possible avenue for your bullshit, but going to places that are delphic generals to shitting it up
This is /nemg/ /ngng/ /bhg/
>>582341759Or better, coming here to fag up one of the few straight games she made.
>>582341627It's whatever manThats why I asked first. I wont shit up the place. Feels bad to stick around and do Ashley either so Ill just take my leave.
>>582340971>now
>>582336402All drawfagging is welcomeBut Better Half is a good homogame if you’d prefer
>>582341840>implying we weren't here from the start
>>582342381That's not what I was implying, actually.
>>582340971Ashley is cute which makes her pitiable. Andrew is not pitiable
>>582342509>cute
>>582342509Ashley has less agency than Andrew because she's a woman, she can't be held responsible for 100% of her actions.
>>582341603/calg/ is boyvulating again...
>>582341627>At least 80% of this thread is heterosexual men
>>582342141That's very fair of you. If you're willing to accept that and ever want to discuss the game, you're welcome here anytime. Otherwise, have a pleasant time elsewhere, anon.
>>582341627>At least 80% of this thread is heterosexual men.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>582343484Anal sex is pretty overrated after the first or second time. The novelty of going dumpster diving only goes so far, and frankly the physical benefits go away after everything... readjusts after a couple of minutes.
>>582344284It depends, some people are wired weird and anal sex is very enjoyable to themThe first time tightness feels really good if properly lubed/enema'd
>>582342724>>582342796Yes.
>>582344472Sex is 90% psychological, I wouldn't call it being wired weird in 2026 when we have actual insane shit happening in and out of bedrooms.
>>582344472>enemaFrom the /calg/ is True & Honest Straights Only department.
>>582345063You make your girl do an enema if you want to have anal sex.Do you think women's assholes are self-cleaning or something?
>>582344518There are at least 3 Thiuposters here, and there’s no way there’s more than 15 of us overall. Throw in the 1 or 2 fembots we have and 80% is cray cray>>582345063NTA but you need an enema even when having straight anal
There are People posting here...
Wrenema
>>582346481Anon should be the sacrifice/main course at the next /calg/ meetup.
>>582344518we also lust to Andrew here, sir
>>582347376>lust to Andrew
>>582347434where's her big forehead
>>582349045Ashley has a cute forehead.
>>582341127I mean yes but that makes him hot.
>>582308717Tough luck faggot
>>582310750Great anatomy and pose. Why was this ignored? Doesn't this general appreciate anything good no mo? Back in my day....
>>582340241It wasn't back when it was better
>>582341815>/ngng/NO GOOD NIGGERS
>>582342509However Andrew is pityless and ruthless, which makes him loveable to foids.
>>582355614NGNers
>>582340971Recognizing that he is morally darker than Ashley isn't hate, it's just the truth. I still like him as a character. In fact, this is a far more interesting scenario.
>>582355614Mein daughter
>>582368656
>>582368656>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582368656Little Ashley deserves all the hugs and kisses in the world.
>>582370949Absolute truth. She's the precious.
Bangin your sister is perverted, Andrew
>>582376974Is it still perverted if you want to do it in spite of her being your sister and not because of it?
>>582376974How is it perverted?
How is it incest? They're related.
>>582385347FACTUAL
>>582386901Start KILLING Julia? SIR YES SIR
More like EWlia cuz she's so GROSS
>>582385347Glassesley NEEDS cock
>>582387891She is rather cute.
>>582387469KISSINGJulia is for KISSING
>>582390424Like the Glasgow Kiss?
>>582394191That Ashley's got a few calories
>>582395286Sisters should be soft.
>>582391907Julia would rather go to London, but Scotland could be nice if that's where you really want to go.
>>582289120They're calling it Foid Week
>>582394191Her breasts are massive, each one is bigger than her head. Im not complaining though.
>>582397207Not unreasonable proportions.
>>582394191Airbagshley! Airbagshley!
https://x.com/kevingamer421/status/2103697075581980798(Previously, Wren: https://x.com/kevingamer421/status/2072917314807140777)
>>582401305>HEY! I was *using* that. Ask next time, Wren. Are you not happy with your NixOS Raspberry Pi and customizable LED lights?
Oh, you're fucking crazy, hate meLove you breakin' bottles on the pavementJust to watch them crashSaid you'd keep me safe, now you're tearin' me downAm I laid to waste now that you're not around?Come and leave your markVandalize my heartFuck the pain away, my bed is in ruinsNeed you in my veins, don't know how you do itCome and leave your mark (Come and leave your mark)Vandalize my heart
>>582401392I think not even Andrew is insane enough to use NixOS. Putting it on a Raspberry Pi sounds disastrous. I bet he'd just have Wren use Debian
>>582401305Wrenderbend
>>582402034kek
What if Wren was a girl named Wendy? How overprotective would Andrew be?
>>582402159*were
>>582402234waswere ;)
I want to FUCK Nerdrew
>>582386901There's something so funny about being obsessed with the one normal girl in a game about mentally ill abuse victims turned cannibal murderers. How much of it is shitposting and how much of it is genuine, I wonder?
>>582402721Julia cuts herself, so she's mentally ill too.
>>582402808There are orders of magnitude to these things. Julia is far closer to a normal person that she is to being like the siblings, so we can round her to being normal.
>>582402896More like orders of negritude (Andrew scores 100/100 on niggerism)
>>582402721All will be revealed when Nemlei releases the Jane Cut. Coming 2030.
>>582403239Orders of servitude (Andrew scores 100/100 on submissiveness)
I need Jane's design to be revealed, so we can have porn of her having hatesex with Andrew.>I hate Andrew! He makes my sister miserable, but his cock is so good!
>>582403651I need Jane's design to be revealed, so we can have porn of her domming the fuck out of Julian: he should be in tears upon cumming in his sister's pussy.
>>582397754The censor bar is too small
https://x.com/YattaArtz/status/2103616752664093123
>>582354973Just how it goes sometimes. Thankfully being an art poster means anons will save what I steal from Twitter and other platforms and add it to their personal libraries.
>>582310750I love it
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2103631681672675494
https://x.com/KeruHinaHina/status/2103670923014332595
https://x.com/meyfbi/status/2103657775058559410
https://x.com/f4miliars/status/2103648593131545038
https://x.com/soooftnana/status/2103721730871365761
https://x.com/Sole111224/status/2103697379316637811
>>582407557This Ashley NEEDS cock
>>582386901Putting nooses around hussies' necks?
>>582226935Gonna need you to explain in excruciating detail how Andrew is worse than Ashley, because they pretty much do the exact same shit. Andrew's just colder/more detached about it.
>>582412437>in excruciating detailok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9Sj9xLf54
>>582412548I watched that video. It's absolute garbage.They do the exact same shit.Intent and action are completely different.
>>582412596>Intent and action are completely differentThe distinction doesn't matter when Andrew intends to cover his ass by any means necessary. Andrew actually has the power and influence to set things right while Ashley is responding to the things Andrew says and does
>>582412839>Andrew actually has the power and influence to set things rightbut chooses not to***
>>582407557Nice concept, like a dork academiashley.
Ashley is such a dork.
>>582404003>Sister, Is this all I am just a toy to satisfy your endless immoral lust?>Yet I am a man, I feel this undeniable desire to fulfil that lustful need for my own base satisfaction. >But dear sister you know not what beast dwells betwist my chest one day you shall succumb to its ferocity
>>582412437What is "the exact same shit" meant to mean? Their actions are completely different, are caused by completely different vices, and have completely different motivations. You can talk about their shared willingness to kill strangers all day, but that charade continues only because their relationship is broken and Andrew does everything in his power to make "Andy and Leyley and the Stupid Bullshit" the inevitable solution. Ashley on occasion at least tries to talk about things or dwell on what really matters, but she'll get shut down by Andrew regardless of whether she's actually wrong because Andrew needs to lecture her about how his hypocrisy isn't actually a bad thing and how his lack of accountability is messianic. Does he intentionally do this to condition Ashley? Usually no, except for the times he beats his sister to a pulp (you'd never in a million years see Ashley rock Andrew's shit Andrew even if she could), but accidentally stringing Ashley along as a consequence of being a fundamentally worse person doesn't mean he isn't stringing Ashley along and isn't a fundamentally worse person. The narrator even tells us that Ashley's problems are caused by his lol, and Andrew seems pretty lucid to this after LU's mindprobe. Andrew is doomed to do pull his insidious shit with all his relationships, whereas Ashley ISN'T because she at least likes people as a concept and has hopelessly looked for stable friendships her entire life. I hope I'm not making her out to be some Care Bear, but it's extremely easy to see she is responding deterministically to daily lies and trauma, whereas Andrew just uses a victim complex he developed years ago as a moral smokescreen to ignore reality with.
>>582414825>rock Andrew's shit Andrew
coffin karaoke?>The beast in me is caged by frail and fragile bars>Restless by day, and by night rants and rages at the stars>God help the beast in me
>>582415664Nickelback
>>582416007eww
OG 90s Europe Canon Andrew ends up in Retconned timeline 2020s American Coffin Universe. Ashley tells Andrew his accent sucks and to stop faking it.
>>582416437>American Coffin
>>582416723Also, this Anon figured out that Andrew really does like My Ex-Ex-Lover's New Secrets before we saw the entire vision!https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/480282594/#480289018
Dude could be balls deep in his sister and still think to himself>Yeah man, Julia is the right girl for me!
>>582417051I wonder how many teenage girls' hearts warmed up as they read that line, believing Andrew was telling the truth?
>>582417120Anyone with 2 braincells can tell he's coping
>Andrew learns Julia has been cheating on him>Andrew: FINALLY! Now I can break up with this bitch!
>>582417297Unfortunately, women.
>>582417558
>Exploring Andrew's mind in decay:
>>582412437Ashley is a monster, but Andrew made a monster of her. You could say, and rightfully so, that Renee made a monster of Andrew - but at some point his actions become his own responsibility. Anyway, it's not like Andrew being a worse person should change your perspective of the story. The events are pretty straightforward. It was simply an observation.
>>582417051does he love the ashley that exists naturally or the ashley that he created? that is the question
>>582418809He loves the real her, the fucked up murderer cannibal Ashley, he even says so in SnS, he only wishes for her to listen to him and to stop treating him like her little slave
>>582418809Picrel is what Andrew does when Ashley steps outside of her prescribed role.
>>582419090More like when she's being an insufferable bitch, also SnS Andrew is a coping Andrew so it's not a good comparison
For me it's
>>582419190Hurting this beautiful creature should be a crime punishable with death inshallah
>>582419337It *is* a crime, just one that our "secular authorities" endorse
>>582419172>when she's being an insufferable bitch"Being an insufferable bitch" here meant seeing the awful pile of shit that Andrew is, but rejecting it. Remember when Andrew said he likes Ashley's perceptiveness? She's the only person who's ever truly been able to see him, and up til now the social contract between them was that Ashley would see the awful pile of shit that he is, and put on that stupid fucking face like she doesn't see what the issue is. This wasn't about Ashley being a bitch (she always is one) but Andrew refusing to accept rejection from her.
>>582419337Why does chibi ashley look so depressed by default? Her resting face in the more detailed sprites doesn't look nearly so distressed.
>>582419712The Chibis are the window to the soul, it just encapsulates their true selves in a comic way, but still authentic
>>582419905This says a lot about the current ethos
>>582419684>picFuck, man. The scenes of them as little kids really fuck me up. They could have been good kids if they were raised by someone capable of feeling empathy. There are moments where little Ashley displays such genuine and heartfelt joy at receiving even the tiniest shred of attention and love. It's heartbreaking.
>>582420060Indeed
>>582402721It's all genuine. I love Julia
>>582420406But then we wouldn't have gotten our favorite incestuous cannibal murder duo right?
>>582420702Inkyink is such a lucky guy...
>>582420826Sure, but I can also appreciate the tragedy inherent to their current way of being.
>>582420826And? I would rather that they be happy
I bought my sister a phone after working at the warehouse. It didn't made me feel anything, so if anybody questions if they should stop being a NEET I'd suggest continuing to be unemployed.
>>582420406>this 'leyAdorable>all 'leysAdorable>all 'shleysAdorable
>>582419090Let me guess, it was rape too?
>>582423048I want to charge at her teenage womb with a brock full of nephews
>>582424360Ahh, a fantasy so bright and pure, it's comparable to sun with it's warm embrace.
>>582422206>if anybody questions if they should stop being a NEET I'd suggest continuing to be unemployed.Can confirm. Getting a job was the worst thing to ever happen to me>>582422463Thiu bummin a fag
>>582425158>Thiu bummin a fagNeed more art of this (both meanings)
Jobs are important. They let you buy nice things for your sister. They let you support a family (your sister and nephchildren).
>>582425529Business is booming. All the bars want my piss.
>>582425649Sometimes I forget that asians know about Coffin.
>>582425861I'm white.
>>582425923I was talking about the image you posted, the most important part of your post. I barely even read the shit that people type to accompany their images. This is an IMAGE board.
>>582425861Now I understand why McDonald's advertisements always end up with some reminder like "don't forget to try our new blood sugar spiking combo" you american impotent fatsos can remember shit.
>>582426085Europoopean seethe is so funny.
>>582426085*can't remember shitMy anger blinded me.
Is /calg/ Cocktober-ready?
>>582426085It's easy to not think about these things when the only social media you use is this site. I'm getting my information about what demographics enjoy this shit second hand. If you're going to be angry at me, at least be angry for the correct reason: that I'm not a zombified husk who spends all of his time absorbing completely useless information from an infinite sea of talking heads and content aggregation sites every day. I'm operating from base principles here, every piece of information is new to me. So fuck you.
If you're gonna amerihate at least hate it for valid reasons, such as exporting gay activism to Eastern Europe and feminism to the Middle East. Thankfully Trump put a stop to it for now by killing USAID. That's what they were using to fund thousands of NGOs and activist groups all over the world. Fuck america to death. Heil Trump!
>>582426508Content aggregation sites is very accurate, damn.That explains why you're unfamiliar with painters from around the world.Please, ignore my insults then. Why are you limiting yourself with only 4chan?
>>582427148>Why are you limiting yourself with only 4chan?Because I don't like people. Here, at least, I can compartmentalize every anon as an idea. I don't want to blog post, so let's leave it at that.
At the very least America is the birthplace of Nemlei. Or isn't she Finnish?
>>582427504She is finnish, but has the soul of an American.
>>582427491I dislike other "ideas" as much as (You) do, but I've learned everything my father never taught me from observing strangers on the internet, and also got half of my media knowledge from internet. You limit yourself too much. That's why you're bound to make mistakes such as forgetting there's a whole world out there. Filled with different "ideas"
>>582425649>nephchildrendiece and sephew or naughter and non?
>>582427504>...do you really think i'm not pretty?Grammatically this feels incorrect>...not do you really think i'm pretty?>...do not you really think i'm pretty?>...do you not really think i'm pretty?>...do you really not think i'm pretty?>...do you really think not i'm pretty?>...do you really think i'm pretty not?
>>582426414Leyley Locktober
>>582431991We've had this discussion several times but there's no blend of these words that sounds good. Certainly not anywhere good enough to be used by anyone other than two or three committed autists.And if you settle on one, you then have to find the corresponding terms for father-uncles and mother-aunts. Fancle? Maunt? C'mon...
>>582431991>dieceDiece nuts!
https://x.com/Redhero_nsfw/status/2103838067950080084Ashley is so fucking beautiful it drives me crazy
It's almost like a Coffin of Andy and Leyley
this shitty game and its retard horny community is the reason i started stealing my sisters clothes and ruined my life
>>582433651Have you tried asking your sister nicely instead?
>>582433784"Hey dude can i get your panties real quick just need to bust one" -words every sister dreams of hearing
>>582433651No, your shitty self-control is the reason. The game is a masterpiece.
>>582431864Sister sex. Sister breeding, even.
>>582433080could go places with funcle>hey funcle andrew >what does funcle mean anyway?>why does mom always pause when she calls you funcle
>>582433651It's not our fault you've awakened a fetish for cross dressing
>>582433651Based, me too
>>582435037I'm not wearing the clothes fag I'm jerking off with them
>>582434902That sounds like a word invented by one of those 30-year-old women who go on Xitter and pretend that they're 14 and fucking their uncles
>>582435301But why are you stealing her dresses?
>>582403327I love this guys stuff
>>582344518>>582345485imagine samefagging to prove your own already-flawed point
>>582437160Samefag accusations always make the person claiming them look insane, even if they're right. Happy to help.
>>582437160
>>582437160I'm one of those posters and I can't help but pity you.
>>582437309edited btw
>>582437393I was gonna say something like "but those aren't me" but I hit enter accidentally
It's always hilarious when anons claim there's some sort of secret female population actively engaging with the thread. I hate to break it to you, but the environmental conditions of slow /calg/ are inimical to foidkin; you won't find mold on the sun.
would you guys say TCOAAL is mainstream?
>>582438372Yes.
>>582438372
>>582435458It feels like a Julia word.
>>582438372It's gotten mainstream attention, sure. But is it an everyday household name? Not yet
>>582437830speak english
Ashley! Are you running around?Are you crying out in bloody murder?Ashley! Are you bumming around?You're crying on my cold shoulderAshley! Are you running around?Are you crying out in bloody murder?Ashley! Are you bumming around?You're crying on my cold shoulder
>>582440141Awww, baby can't read? Baby need his Speak-and-Spell?
Andrew status?
>>582440280Kissing his sis.
>>582440280Gay and retarded
Ashley internal thought process:>I just really want to be with Andrew together forever. I've wanted genuine human connection my entire life and my beloved brother is the only person I even have one with. I know I still have stuff to learn but I hope Andrew can walk me through itAndrew internal thought process:>ASHLEY'S TITS ASHLEY'S ASS ASHLEY'S SEXY MOUTH ASHLEY'S SEXY EYES ASHLEY'S SEXY FIGURE GOD I WANT TO FORNICATE WITH ASHLEY SO FUCKING MUCH IT'S CRAZY GOD I WANT HER I WANT ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY
>>582440280Perfect
>>582440771TRVKE
https://x.com/tutu_soi/status/2103880201331695706
>>582440280What sort of dog would Andrew be?
Everytime I play chapter 2, I intentionally always choose to cut Douglas. Just because I know it makes Renee angrier.
>>582441913
>>582440012>Julia word.Jord, for short
>>582440771That's why he's literally me
>>582440771>I've wanted genuine human connection my entire life and my beloved brother is the only person I even have one withAshley needs to learn to be happy without Andrew so she can experience unconditional love while Andrew suffers without her I am so serious
>>582443260>I am so seriousYeah, seriously retarded.
Ashley is seriously cute
>>582439309kiss
>>582196738I want to impregenate my sisterI'm serious
>>582445593Imagine having sex with a sister that loves you
>>582445593I see a nipple
>>582445706Andrew is so lucky https://x.com/rottenmaggotgut/status/2103877654860509289/photo/1
https://x.com/cress_4747/status/2103878968151847308/photo/1
>>582445824Another snaggletoothshley
>>582445475anons if you could go back in time and get your teenage sister pregnant is that better than her becoming a childless cat lady?
>>582433313God that's one thicc sister.
>steamdb update>stats schemadamn it
>>582445475It's impregnate.And it's a perfectly normal sentiment for a brother to have toward his sister.
>>582447321HUGE FUKKEN SISTERS
>>582446629It IS Sizeable Sister Saturday, after all
>>582447392Not really, only in these threads.
>>582448581You guys are making me horny. Please stop
>>582449225
>>582449478I'm so cooked
>>582450368roasted
found this on facebook, thoughts?
>>582451462an abstract kind of cringe
>>582451462Would have gone hard 16 years ago.
>>582451462With a bulge that big is the author female or gay/bi?
>>582452396>froglishnvm
Proposing to Julia and she spends the rest of the day asking you to ask her again and again and she descends into a mess of blushing giggles every time because you make her so happy
>>582453324The french are all fags
>>582456724This, but swap the thighs
https://x.com/milkymilk667/status/2103914119183179827
https://x.com/HeqsArts/status/2103867496248045708
Final day of Ashleek tomorrow
>>582458126Then begins Ashley year, followed by Ashley decade, followed by Ashley century
>>582457901That choker is so slutty
>>582401392That choker is so slutty
>>582457901Princess.
>>582458441Don't forget about the Ashley millennium
>>582459216Then the Ashley decemmillennium, the Ashley centummillennium, the Ashley megaannum, then the Ashley aeon
Ashley Eternity, also known as Heaven.
Ontologically speaking, Ashley
>>582461140She's so adorable. I hope I don't have a daughterniece because she's going to get spoiled rotten.
>>582461723>I hope I don't have a daughterniece because she's going to get spoiled rotten.....tell us...tell us about your sibling?
https://x.com/nekoMagicalGirl/status/2103851338018775174
https://x.com/PearlyAqua04/status/2103956981916828074
>>582464450She's cute.
>>582433374>We will truly leave them here? In the burial of the coffin of andy and leyley? Or we will decay along?What the hell even is this game
>>582441793One that mauls little kids at the park (accurate as per Episode 3)
>>582468153And is only loved by mentally ill women
>>582468153Yeah, if Andrew was a dog he'd be some herding breed that happens to have been treated like shit. He's not a shitbull that was bred to be that way, but he's not the calm, clever, reserved but sociable person he should have been either.
>>582432549
>>582470714Like a corgi?
>>582470714*if Andrew were a dog
https://x.com/Pikaplumx/status/2103962772048580860
Sex with Renee's body post-sacrifice
>>582470952Yes, except with legs. Maybe one of these things, very popular in another fictional Northern European country.>>582471352FUCK
https://x.com/andrewlarper/status/2103887933552157020
Anyone else having connection errors today?
>>582472396No, just you.
>>582472396I was earlier but it seems fine now. Maybe 4chan is getting hacked again.
>>582472396I was but they seem to be gone now
>>582472396I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
Who the FUCK is Angie?
h-hello?
Please tell me someone else here was down in the downdetector comment section?
I like when it's dark out, October will cure meI'm walking these woods, am I thirty or thirteen?Not asking for much, man, thought maybe you'd call meI'd slit my own throat just to see if you'd mourn me, yeah
>>582474109Andrew's crossdressing persona
>>582474154Kissing Julia>>582474263Heh, imagine not knowing where the REAL cool kids hang out
>>582474623What irc server has coffin communities?
>>582472396>what did he know
>>582438372its been ''mainstream'' amongst the cool kids for like 2 years now anon, also we're back. maybe someone can correct me but hasn't there been like 4 or 5 instances of south americans killing their parents over this or something?
Hello again, my slightly less peculiar muse.
>>582474925nta but i'm not telling you because it's where I go when this general starts shitflinging
>>5824749258/v/
>>582475278SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>582475278eww ids
>>582475373IDs are a good thing. /vg/ would become the greatest board on the website overnight if samefagging was gone.
>>582475310Buddy it's gonna be fucking dead if we don't say anything. I'm not going without /calg/>>582475373Altchans all suck in their own ways. But this is the 4chan is kill emergency backup
>>582475278net or moe?
>>582475680moe. But this is the last I'll say of it. Mods don't like altchan talk (though I think it's THEIR fucking fault for the site being down)
>>582475373>being scared of IDsyou're a threadshitter, aren't you?
>>582431864I miss this artist
>>582475278>haven't been there since the great Chicken Jockey incident of 2025>look inside>haggot slop
>>582475931NTA (ironic) but if you wanted to shit up a thread it's still an easy system to get around. It would make the thread much worse, in my opinion.
>>582476104>>haggot slopUma Delica!
>>582476104Yep, and guess what else? They don't have thread derailing 300 post arguments when someone says they'd fuck Renee and instead the Renee post gets ignored. The horror amirite?
>>582475931I like to share different things depending on my mood, I know they could theoretically help with some spam or abuse but you censor yourself more.like an anon who talks about wanting to sex his imouto because her tits are like Askhley's or some other horny posting and later the same id posts cute fanart.now you have the two points connected
>>582476769Literally me.
>>582476769>now you have the two points connectedSame. I just don't like any level of being de-anonymized.
>>582476769me thinks you're overthinking italso, are you aware that the IDs only last for one thread, and reset when a new thread is made? also the IDs tend to reset every so often anyway since the website security can reset your cookies every so often
>>582476640>Renee post gets ignoredThat's been this board too for like a year or so.
>>582476904What did you do your your imouto?
>>582476960>IDs only last for one thread, and reset when a new thread is made?NTA but threads here already last like 3 days. There it'd be like a week
>>582477070NTA but I sexually assault my imouto and don't want those confessional posts linked to me posting cute fanart or having a serious discussion
>>582476960I'm not.I have posted on boards with and without ids, I'm much more open to talk the less identifiable I feel>>582477072the 8v thread is over a year old
>>582477070That's between me and her. Purely platonic.
>>582474936Cute
https://x.com/kokomiin/status/2103971645010612574/photo/1
>>582477505Feed cute sisters like Ashley burgers
>>582477858Making hamburgers. With sisters.
>>582477306>Purely platonic.Like cubes, spheres, and trapeziums?
>>582477950I do enjoy her spheres.
burgers as in actual burgers you eat or are you being cryptic again?
>>582478085It can be both.
>>582474925Does /calg/ even know how to irc nowadays?can you /server?
>ircokay grandpa graves
IRC deez nuts
Fuck, every time 4chan has a hiccup and I go elsewhere, when I come back I quietly sob at the lack of IDs
>>582478268>Does /calg/ even know how to irc nowadays?I went on the IRC recently to prove to a stupid retarded nigger that softcore furry porn was actually the reason the threads with softcore furry porn in the OP were 404'd. The janny then confirmed that softcore furry porn was indeed the reason. Nobody could have foreseen this
>>582478874>The janny then confirmedLiterally didn't, lmao.
>>582478268wake me up when there are more than two people using it, especially coffin fans
>>582479004
>>582479213>dont know for sure>confirmedfucking lmao
>>582479004>Literally didn'tThat's probably because jannies aren't in the IRC, but mods.
>>582479213Do you think he saved the image?
>>582479254Are you retarded or just pretending?
>>582479254How autistic are you that you can't pick up on obvious sarcasm? "Don't know for sure" followed by an enormous transparent escalation doesn't strike you as sarcastic? Am I being baited here?
>>582479443>dont know for sure>confirmedIt's "obvious sarcasm" because you're wishcasting.
>>582477858>>582477920How do I tell my sister I'd like to slot her foot between a burger and then eat it (taking great care not to bite her)?
What's even the modern equivalent of irc? I see like a dozen different competing protocols
I don't even know what's going on. Can you not argue with filtered fags please?
>>582479693Yeah man, it's trolling, like everything else you disagree with.
>>582479734Telegram and Discord.
>>582479672You tell her that you've scheduled a stay at a mental hospital
>>582479873Kek.
>>582479872discord is awful
You guys will argue about anything
>>582480068okay boomer>>582479672you dont ask, slap two patties between her toes and get to work
>>582480068So is IRC
>>582480068Discord is (was) good for chatting with your friends. Its accessibility however has done immeasurable damage to online communities, especially in gaming.
>>582480147>>582480164NTA but if you want to set up shop in tranny central you go right ahead.
>>582480119That's not a chuckle, it's more heart
>>582480228Everything is tranny central dude.
>>582480228Why does discord seem to attract trannys and other unhinged grooming pedos?
>>582479672Based>>582480147>you dont ask, slap two patties between her toes and get to workBased
>>582480457If you tried thinking about it for two seconds you'd come up with an answer, it's not hard.
Maybe this has already been discussed but Mirai Nikki is very Coffin-coded for not involving siblings.>a mentally fucked couple who can see the future go on a crime spree for reasons originally beyond their control>powerful supernatural entities pulling the strings>10/10 soundtrackThe real trick is knowing that Yuno and Yuki aren't A&A, they're Renee and Doug.
I've jerked it to Ashley everyday of Ashley week
>>582480919I won't forgive covid weebs for convincing the wider populace that Mirai Nikki sucks
>>582481105Welcome to the club
>>582481132Just like Coffin, it's one of those things that normies just don't deserve, and if it was palatable to them there would be something wrong.
>>582481416*if it were palatable to them
Nemlei needs to give Julia a last name so it's easier for AI to make porn of her. No last name makes things difficult
>>582481928Good morning
>>582482080Where do you live that it's morning? It's 9pm
>>582482276anon was insinuating the other poster is from india
>>582481928BottomleyJulia BottomleyJubo to her friends
>>582482474I love the brown accusations that always get tossed around because most of the threadgoers are probably whiter than snow. It's also foid logic.
>>582482474>the other poster That's me lol>is from indiaAh ok, thanks. I should've known it was some lunacy>>582482740>JuboKekked. The big Jubo!
>>582482740Jane Bottomleybutty to her mates
>>582483201>Ashley look like irl?Ugly
>>582483336Ashley wouldn't look ugly, but that bitch is beyond chopped; she's straight-up atomized.
>>582483336>Hi this is the toxisoda helpdesk
>>582483201>covert dramafag postI don't care, that guy is a literal who and that girl is a habitual liar who got caught saying she'd even make stuff up to bring him down.
>>582483336takes one to know one
>>582483592>which is the same feeling Ashley is supposed to giveI always forget how retarded secondaries are.
>>582483592Ashley isn't crazy. Quite the opposite. I will admit I enjoy seeing the fake demon realising she's out of her league whenever Andrew's mask slips though.
>>582483837>fake demon realising she's out of her leagueA good way of putting it. Ashley pretends like she's twisted but she's actually a sugarplum fairy while Andrew pretends he's normal when he's actually a complete fucking maniac.
>>582483837>she's out of her leagueAshley is out of Andrew's league and should leave him for a better man
>>582484749You probably rate hotel rooms by how comfortable the chair is.
>>582484749Six Eyes...
>>582483837>>582484167Coffin was always a yume horror. It just took until Decay for most people to notice.
>>582484823Every hotel room got the Andrew chair
>>582483837>>582484167How does one even become this delusional?
>>582485193You're the deluded one. I suggest playing the game, it's very enjoyable.
>>582485260>I suggest playing the game
>>582484167Let's not overcorrect here. Ashley is no saint. She was fucked up by Andrew's "parenting", but just like Andrew remains culpable even after Renee failed to raise him, Ashley also remains responsible for her actions despite Andrew's grooming. The truth is that the entire situation is very muddy.
>>582485260>le Andrew Bateman>Ashley is an innocent angelAnd you say I didn't play the game.
>>582485559Andrew is unhinged, Ashley is a sensitive young girl, and you did not play the game. All true. This must be very upsetting to you.
>>582485524>Ashley is no saint
need ashley footburger art NOW
>>582482758>love the brown accusations that always get tossed aroundits pretty easy to call them out by how they post, usually spamming ashley with a non-european ass. its not ''foid logic'' to notice who the worst posters are.
>>582486056>usually spamming ashley with a non-european assBro you are so mentally-ill it's stopped being funny. It's just sad.
>>582486056>spamming ashley with a non-european assGREAT idea, anon. I'll let the discord know to get started
>>582486306We love sisass
>>582486391Don't get sassy with me
>>582486548I like this artist's 'shleys, they're very hourglassy.
sigh outted yourself as brown again. have you still not played the game? kek
>>582486843You know, if you want more assley pictures you can just ask for them, you don't have to do this cringe roundabout shit.
What the fuck is going on in this thread? Please stop being stupid.
>>582486772>they're very hourglassy.HourglASS-y>>582486843>have you still not played the game?Ok real talk, you guys don't ACTUALLY play the game, right? This is just a joke, right?
>>582487151There's a game?
>>582487213That's what people are saying. Scary if that's true
>>582487347I thought it was a lets play fr.
>>582487434I think it's one of those direct2porn IPs, like Overwatch
>>582488079I still can't get over the fact that there's someone here who genuinely thought this was a porn game and downloaded it thinking it was a porn game, without realizing at any point in the interim that it was not, in fact, a porn game, and nothing indicated as such. Even if this is the best place to discuss coffin, some of these niggas are genuinely fucking retarded.
>>582488231But at least they played the game, and gave kit9 coin
>>582488406Allegedly.
What if Ashley were FLAT?
>>582490238Completely unbelievable scenario
>>582485559Andrew is literally Patrick Bateman, though. Both of them are just screaming at the audience "Help me. Help me."
>>582490238Anon, are you trying to get publicly lynched?
>>582490238She was, for a time.
>>582485524>Ashley also remains responsible for her actions despite Andrew's groomingThe only things she well and truly did wrong that weren't simply reacting to Andrew were the Andy route and cooking the campers
>>582488231Still throwing a wobbly? I don't think about you at all.
>>582491129Killing Nina was Ashley's idea.
>>582491308Nobody has ever accused you of thinking.
>>582491352Trapping Nina was Ashley's idea. She was just a kid, she didn't know any better
>>582491869She wasn't particularly concerned with the result even when Andrew reacted quite viscerally. Even if we assume that Andrew's reaction came from a place of self interest or a practiced performative normalcy, is Ashley really so perceptive as to immediately see through that and regulate her response instantly? I dunno...
>>582492114>She wasn't particularly concernedHer innocent soul didn't understand the concept of death. Not her fault, Andrew should have taught her beforehand
Ashley? She did nothing wrong.
>>582492229The only person who did anything wrong was Andrew
>>582492229Yes she did. She failed to convince Andrew to give her a teen pregnancy.
>>582492178I find this to be an incredibly eye rolling post.
find this bussy
>>582492385I do as well.
>>582492756KILL YOURSELF
Someone said sass? I'd like to throw my hat in the ring too.
>>582492929That's a cute lil' sisterbutt.
>>582492892Cry bout it
>>582492929Stunning, brave, bold
>>582493121Ain't nothing lil' about that sisterbutte buddy.
>>582492929go back to brazil huel
>>582493185That's just unnatural.
>>582493362That thang ain't NEARLY big enough
>>582493670You're lucky Huell is reasonably happy, let's keep it that way.
Goodness, I didn't realize we were already past the bump limitI'll bake on 8, since I know you guys freak the freak out about that
>>582493836I don't know man, I'm fine with a smaller nice cute little sisterbutte too. As long as it's sororal.
>>582494248What's the next OP image gonna be?
>>582494435My imouto has been assmaxxing and it really does work. A perfectly round ass that can turn coal to diamond is the ideal.
>>582494559You'll find out!
>>582494559>>582494191
>>582494435I'm just being sillay. I like girls in all forms. Big boobs, no boobs, big ass, no ass. I'm an easy lover
>mfw everyone has stopped posting because they're getting ready for the next threadPlebs. It's Nina time
>>582495531>>582495531>>582495531
>>582495561What the freak, dude? I wanted to bake. You sniped that
>>582495649>sniped>page 8
>>582495791You posted the SECOND it hit 8 after I said I was gonna bake. That's just not very nic
>>582495856I said I would bake on Page 8, and I did.
>>582495935But you didn't say that. I said that.
>>582496087That sounds a bit crazy. Are you okay?
>>582496169>Are you okay?No. Someone stole my bake from me
This is /ngg/ - Nemlei Games General now. Where all my /ngg/ers at?
>>582491352She was a child + Ashley didn't plan to kill Nina + Andrew kept her there despite hearing her choking
>>582496582>Andrew kept her there despite hearing her chokingAnd Ashley advocated for it despite hearing the same and also hearing Andrew's (admittedly very weak) protests. They both share some blame in the entire event, but the event would have never happened without Ashley wanting to torment Nina. Andrew might have wanted to be cruel as well, because he could have just said no to Nina and told her to fuck off before this ever became an issue.
>>582496828Andrew is not only older, but is outright intelligent. He was in charge, he should have known better and/or told Ashley no
>>582496976Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but responsibility can only flow so much. Putting it all onto one person works for small stuff, but not murder and conspiracy. I'm never saying that Andrew doesn't play a large part in the event, but to say that Ashley is blameless despite INCITING the event is madness. Intent DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER when you MURDER SOMEONE. It doesn't matter if you MEANT to murder someone, if you initiate a series of events that causes their death and then conspire to hide the corpse... YOU ARE IMPLICATED. There are no ifs ands or buts about it.
>>582497321Sorry, I'm not the guy you replied to and I was just kinda messing around. I feel bad since you gave such a serious response
>>582497409I'm doing my part to kill internet irony by being as genuine as possible.
>>582497478
>>582483837>Ashley isn't crazy.https://youtu.be/mbeC2w-uIEU
