>Doctrine, Sombra, Roadhog Deep Dive | BlizzCon 2026https://youtu.be/Ab1_HIoelTk>Ultimatum Story Time with Chiara Preziosihttps://youtu.be/zl9OHKv4AGU>Breakout | Doctrine Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/h5dwH7nx9do>Expanding Overwatch’s Lore | BlizzCon 2026 Dev Livestreamhttps://youtu.be/bkKBrhbSbyQ>LE SSERAFIM 'Made My Night' Official MV with Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/Y1Lah0BM0KQ>Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y>Schedule>Season 4 - OUT NOW!>Junkrat's Loot Hunt - September 24 - September 29>LE SSERAFIM Event - September 12 - September 29>Free (Play 1 Match) Select* Mythic Skin - September 12 - October 03>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>582172721
Sex with Venture
5v5 won6v6 lost
women killed gaming
The
>>582263069
you just made my night
>>582263105>Chinese woman surrounded by African menCentury of Humiliation 2 is gonna be kino...
>>582263142she cute
>Moira a ginger irish woman is getting replaced by a nigger
>>582263069Whose this supposed to be? Dva? All the heroes look the same desu
>>582263142this nigga zesty this nigga moist
>>582263069anran
>it's another you're filling for the retard stack vs the autistic boosters game
>>582263142overdesigned hair that looks like literal shit draping from his scalp
log in, new skiniced out, big grin
>NOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU BLIZZARD>THIS IS WHAT DOCTRINE SHOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE
why is nbd talking abt how doctrine has cool rectangle glasses in the animation, but now it's shitty circular ones?
>>582263574because he's a boring, vapid, shit character nobody cares about
>>582263721TRVKE
>YEEEESSSSSSSS BLIZZARD THANK YOUUUUUUUU>THIS IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED DOCTRINE TO LOOK LIKE
yeah doctrine is the least interested i've been in a new character since like, lifeweaver
>streamer name>checkhispcwhat the fuck?
>>582263905>venture
is this going to be a daily thing now bc it's pretty fucking sad to watch
i wish this was a mythic skin
Why do they keep adding these type of heroes?
>>582263960I love D.Va daily
>>582263905you could delete half the cast and I wouldn't be able to recall them from memory
>>582263931Old esports chat copypasta. Most streamer names are a reference to something.
Angela Ogundimu
>supportoids when they can’t swap to Ana and hit Hog with a nade off cooldown>tourist bronzoid tank players when they can’t just hit E and run away while living through everythingRework can’t come soon enough.
>>582263931its a reference to an old csgo copypasta
the
>>582263954I'm very interested in Venture, both sexually and gameplay wise.
Dmon is korean ashe
>>582264361best bf ^^
>>582264106Perfect wife types? Because they sell skins.
save me groundhoggroundhog save me
>>582264447
>You now remembered they released Soujurn 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0TPg0rgmBodamn youtube hitting me with a random ass blast from the past in my recommended videos
>>582264591Kpop Sierra is sex
the penis fist
>>582264524And dey gey
>>582264656>symm succ with screenwide attachment (don't) take me back
they shouild jus let vendetta win just for funsies and stop wit da reddit bs
>>582264662It's true
>>582264497me on the left
>>582264591Souj is Widow 2.0, Sierra is more of a bastion/soldier type nigga
>lets never actually address any of the actual issues with kiriko's kit lets just make her feel worse to play and be less useful in every area except the things that make her meta >also here's 20 more buffs to ana and debuff slop
>>582265413Lore wise Sierra is Souj, game wise she's Widow - jumps and flips exactly the same, throws some random dark that sticks to a target, and has long range. she's what widow would've been if they reworked her.
Straight white blonde male hero who uses a rifle when?
>>582265975when you get a personality
wanna guess how that went?
>>582264662It should be her default skin
>>582265975you already have ashe and mcree, snowflake
>>582264243>the>th>nuh>eh
>LE SSERAFIM XDDDD
niggas cant just pretend soldier is straight
>>582264591sierra lacks the insane burst that soj can dothere really isnt another dps in the game that lets you harass tank then turn and instakill his support as smoothly
>>582266713do you even need to pretend? its not like hes running around the entire match going "another cock sucked" "how bout some dick in my ass" "ive got your balls in my sight"
>>582266732sierra can shred tanks like bastion without aiming and her ult is easier to land for burst, same with her grenade. soj is like if soldier's rockets were on demand.
>>582266929>"another cock sucked" "how bout some dick in my ass" "ive got your balls in my sight"Actually, I write it after every elimination in the chat when I play Soldier
>>582265556>make her dispel single target but also instant over range>trastically reduce her teleport range but let her use it in any direction>give her some utility skill instead of the wall run>reduce her damage and boost her healing a bitor you could just pick lifeweaver because hes basically just kiriko but without the dogshit
>>582267040Every single line in your post is retarded.
>>582267040
>>582267168Terrible outfit
>>582267231I agree that k-pop sucks.
>>582267108>>582267168[The Kiriko mains didn't like that.]
>>582266929soldier would be a better character if this was true
>>582267475Yeah dude making her have an instant ranged cleanse is going to totally epically make everyone like playing against her
>>582265556Just make kunai hitbox smaller
>>582263451
Fuck Kiriko!I want to win with a cheap bullshit instead of improving my aim in the shooter game.
fucking overwatch world cup 2026 south korean squad get out of my boxes
Vendetta and Shion should just dominate.
>>582267941damn what a drop
>>582238898
>>582268323the 'bo
>>582267941lmao
oh shit junkrat is back to give me more boxes
>>582267561the point isnt to make a character some nebulous "people" like playing against, its to make a hero that feels good to play and fits in the language of the game.kiriko has always felt like a mishmosh of a bunch of competing ideas.>want to create the first hero with a cleanse because ana can never be changed>create suzu and balance it by making it have a decent travel time over range and allowing it to be bodyblocked by allies>then give her a point target teleport skill to offset this downside, allowing her to toss it at her targets feet for a guaranteed dispel>then uh>wall climb because ninja>some awkward burst-fire-ish healing i guess>and uhh how about a kunai right click that does over a hundred damage on headshot for some reason lol>the ult? pfff fuck man i dunno, extra attack speed? have we done that yet?im not even saying that one part of her kit is too powerful or too weak, its just that she feels all over the place. everyone else (at least in the support role) feels a lot more coherent.
>>582268530retard
>>582268137But Shion doesn't want to bang Vendetta
>>582266929not even gay but if soldier said that after kills id unironically main him just to BM
>>582268323
>>582269259the 'se
>>582269102*genji right-clicks, headshotting all 3 of them at once*>Merry Christmas!
>>582269435suzu'dkunai'dtbag'd
This is an Overwatch thread.
>>582269509weird thing to be doing in spawn
>>582269517>ive decided to quit playing [game] because [stuff not related to the game], [stuff not related to the game], and [stuff not related to the game].>cater to me or i wont be returning [i will return when rent is due].i hope this guy never feels comfortable anywhere.
>>582270058ironic post
Kiriko is tuffhttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/c/c9/Kiriko_-_If_I_see_your_bike_on_my_turf%2C_I%27m_slashing_your_tires.ogg
>>582269517Rivals won>>582227939Enjoy new players in Overwatch ;*
>>582269102
the people crave dive. nobody actually enjoys support dominated poke slop. its just for shitters
>>582270403she had to take over for both genji and hanzo. funny enough hanzo is much more sympathetic to her while genji is like "yeah we can't help her because we abandoned her so we don't deserve to help her because we didn't before" like a fucking retard
>>582271096>genjishitters gloats how they are the most skillful players in the game>also begging to make the game easierNo.git gud or die.
Niggalow don’t know the true terror of a Hazard main
>>582271096But 90% of the playerbase are shitters anon what can be done?
>>582271256Sounds like Genji is just trying to find an excuse to get away from her. Can't blame him.
>>582271096New Hog will bring Brawlkino back to the menu.
gm unemploids
>Freja ulted 2 times in 15 seconds
sen SAY wah gigee
ochinchin daisuke
>your supports are lucio/sombra>the self-heal tank is giganerfedI don't feel bad for tank players at all.
But why should people who play honest tanks like Reinhardt have to suffer?
if you think about it, I'm doing far more to support my team by distracting the backline and stealing their packs than I would if I just healbotted.
>>582273836>Hog>self heal tankThe only reason he can live through shit with Rebreather is predominantly the damage reduction it gives him when he’s using it. It gives him 40% right now, next season it’ll be 20%.
>>582274840and this disproves my point how?
>>582267516Shoutouts to SimpleFlips.
the hog is dead.
You shouldn't be allowed to vote for three matches If you vote for some bullshit like like lijiang or Illios and lose. Stop picking these trash ass maps bro
The Hog will not be dead and Anafags are going to burst bloodvessels when he catches their sleep dart and nade and shoots a big ball of crap at them.
I now just run back to spawn whenever I see what tank the enemy team is playing and swap to their best counter if it isn't banned.
>>582275992The Hog WILL be dead but at least Anafags are going to burst bloodvessels when he catches their sleep dart and nade and shoots a big ball of crap at them.
>>582275926Those are both good maps.
>>582276260Both of those maps where the worst in OW1 and theyre now the worst in OW2. Says a lot considering the maps that have come out since.
>>582276630>where
I'm seething so hard from having to play these dumbass maps back to back with fucking retards that I can't spell
>>582276024>did it on defence>lost the point
Metal Lena
>>582277593New Shion's modification looks weird.
>>582277593who is this?
>>582278091That's the face of Overwatch, The Lena. They are building a Metal Gear in her likeness.
I look and smell like this
Flamethrower hero when?
>>582278724Mauga is honorary flamethrower
>>582265975Kek why did this trigger some people?
>>582278724I'd rather have poison gas.
>>582278840They should give him a starcraft firebat skin
>>582278936Why not both?>shoots gas from one gun>shoots fire from the other>can cause explosion if he sets the gas aflame
>make a mistake>zoomer teammates start spamming the chat with question marks>meanwhile I'm literally sitting here listening to Lisa and vibing while getting more kills than the DPS as Zenlmfao. Zoomers are so sensitive.
I love Juno but not romantically, I think I love her as a daughter or something like that.
>>582279576I want to bang your daughter
Lmao what the fuck is that?https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/8/88/Mizuki_-_If_we_don%27t_move_the_payload%2C_I%27m_gonna_get_mad.ogg
>>582278724do any heros fight with war crime weapons?
>>582275926fuck off cartslop nigger
>>582279263"?" is the most passive aggressive shit and you can tell theyre trying not to cry lmfao
>>582279263A single question mark is still the most effective way of tilting people in this game. But you can only do it after thoroughly shitting on someone otherwise you look like a poser. Thems the rules.
>>582280126Sadly Blizzard are a gaggle of faggots and their shitty AI moderation will ban your ass if you say anything negative about your teammates and they report you. Trust me, if I could call you an ape-brained mongoloid retard without getting an Overwatch vacation, I would.
>>582279098Something like a heavy flamethrower gas combo from the finals would be pretty fun.>throw gas for area denial and tick dmg>get close and light them up with flammenwerfer>gascloud explodes on flame contact for aoe dmgwould be fun with some kind of way to trap them like a mei or hazard wall too
The Overwatch UI is so fucking bad man. Why does it run at 60 fps? Why can I view last game stats but not avoid from that menu? There's just so much redundant shit that makes it a pain in the ass to navigate.
>gas herobrapfags...
>>582281871Must be the German in me.. I just love gassing people!!
>>582281838Why can't they put the hero name beside people's nicknames in chat like hots does so i can know who is talking shit without having to press tab?
I can't help but want to be a beta cuck for D.va
Emerald is such a cope rank. They need to get rid of it.
>>582279753Same. Let’s spitroast her. I take the back you get the front.
Just as I had a disastrous losing streak yesterday going down an entire rank, now I’m on a gigantic win streak today….only 4 won games until I’m back where I was Solo queueing mercy is a goddamn rollercoaster
>both dps go negativewtf do you even do here
>>582284653Do your job? Make space? Heal them?
>>582284704No, they flank off to the edges of the map while I’m busy healing the frontline tanks and rest of the team actually playing the objective and they die alone after getting shat on by better enemy dps players Group up.
>>582284704i've seen so many yellow-beaming floor mercies that only pocket the tank, DPS moiras and reddit lucios complain about our DPS's stats, while the enemy DPS has a blue beam up their ass 24/7 and a kiri that'll immediately tele to them and suzu the moment they get low
>>582284951niggas will say this and then sit in choke while complaining that the enemy ashe/widow/sojourn is getting to sit on high ground unopposed
gm lena
>>582285365top of the morning
what the fuck is this blizzard
>>582285418humiliation ritual
>>582285357We call that a dps diff
>>582285418looks like bts
>>582285418Junk was too based.
>play games as a group-
>>582269517Oh, sad to learn about the state of Marvel Rivals(tm)I guess I won't be checking your game out any time soon!
>>582286597lets go quick play anon :)
>>582270587this is exactly how /palg/ used to sound
>>582285391wicked!!
>>582286639I solo. I win.
>tfw no junker queen gf
>>582285106>a kiri that'll immediately tele to them and suzu the moment they get lowAnd that's why everyone will always want to have a kiri. You can go flank and if things go bad she can just tp to you and bail you out.
So... that fucking jetpack cat... it understands human language, just can't vocalize it?
>>582269259
>>582289079she can read minds too
>>582289117Jose went to see imagine dragons and macklemore?
>>582288000double dubs and trips get of future JQ gf
https://x.com/fugtrup/status/2103315508372361620Meiplappers...
>>582289337please please please pleaseroll and get
Threesome...>>>/aco/9309821
>>582290538YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT
>>582290538you just made my night
>>582289117
This game is so fun, but the matchmaker is so bad, I can't play on my main anymore because I'm expected to carry my negative team or win against the stack of smurfs. I play on another account in the same rank, and my teams rolls the game.I'm not hitting my peak again like this, maybe bronze wasn't so bad when no one knows what's happening
notice the tranny hand
>>582290967why do you obsess about those freaks
>>582290703>post No.572465479ok
>>582290703>microsaaryou're losing tranny points for that
>>582290703
>>582290712you just described the experience of playing solo in every "competitive" team based game
>>582291973
>>582291858wtf the game director at a big publicly traded company is a filthy capitalist?!
>>582293021already making a 2 hour video on this
>ignore my dumb ass tanks >run straight at enemy and blink in aggressively with my flanker>just use suzu for my own duels>100%the healer vs. support debate has been settled
We are watching dafran
>>582292948
>>582293496HOT
>>582293496gaudy skin
>>582293496she looks so nice with bangs
the enemy tank just threw the game!i feel better now!
wait, is it true? Is 6v6 actually big winningly?
>samito uhmm isnt this unc like 30 and called ow for the gays and girlies when marvel rivals was released?
>from 4 players to 8lol
>>582290703>male thumbkek
>>582293364good nyight
>our ana just punches me and never heals me even if i'm 1 directly in front of her>don't know who they are or what their issue is but i just continuously stand in front of her so she shoots me against her willwe do a little counter-trolling, its called we do a little counter trolling, folks
>>582294298good nyight 'bo
>>582294462kek bodied those freaks
>>582294387>ana just punches me and never heals me even if i'm 1 directly in front of herbased>i just continuously stand in front of her so she shoots me against her willalso based
>>582294387It was me, the son of the woman you slept with 2 days ago. No healing for you, bitch.
ranked 6v6 mystery heroes when
>>582263364she's just like me. (she's very bad at the game)
>>582294298good nyight cutie..
>>582295097good nyight hose
>>582279753I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fucking troon
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18848838god tier D.Mon porn dropped. i cummed buckets
>>582295442i fap to the comments always they are way hotter
>>582295442>only one angle>god tier such low standards from the glory days
>>582295501same..
>>582266929yes. you could even say that they made him gay purely for brownie points, out of nowhere. if you wanted to be accurate.
>play qp mei >our supports constantly try to heal me while i'm in ice blocki think they think that they are doing it themselves when my health goes up man. this has happened all night.
>>582296180youre a schizophrenic retard
vendetta ult just feels really unfair
>>582296272actually i do not have that at all.
vendetta ult just feels really fair
>>582296854because gamers don't look up
Any guess or estimate on when the cyberpunk collab will be released? Or when we might get leaks or an announcement about which hero will cosplay which character? 1 months? 3 months? 6 months? Next year?
>>582285418AAAAAAUUHHHIT'S SNOWING
>>582293496Great highlight intro.Shit mythic.
>>582297215whenever season 2 of edgerunners is coming out seems very likely. i just want some game skins, i like the game. edgerunners is just okay.
>>582297215not until 2027
>>582295097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SWgXbL3L6Uif you are wondering why there are so many new players who don't know how to use cover and expect supports to healbot
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Freja_-_You%27re_easy_to_work_with.ogg
>>582297405everyone will be buying that battlepass just for this widow skin
>>582299290I AM OWED A WORKSHIFT WITH HER
>>582299290>rectangular irisSKINWALKER!!
>>582299181ton of MR chuds on lately too
>>582297405i don't know shit about the lore - isn't this like, Ironclad Guild type outfit? at least she looks dressed like tjorb/brigg.
>>582299181what new players, the qp mm is so strict is basically comp light
>>582299181i mean 50 million people can come to overwatch, literally means nothing, direct from aarons mouth. If these players dont by and large, 65% or more pick up tank, actually makes everything worse not better. Dont be surprised if ow long term maintainance plan is shed everyone but the whales and cater. Becomes a finite number where x remaining players guaranteed monetized is better then chasing free to play. Im not sold microsoft gives a shit and isnt already working on the next direction. Feels like a waiting room for starcraft or better games atp (there are none)
Anyone up to goon and talk about overwatch girls?
>>582299181this fat retard just runs around shooting range for half the stream and people somehow watch it
Worst new character ratings :1) The retarded Scotsman2) The boring version of Dva3) The chiptoothed brown mining tranny
>>582300347streamers with a fanbase could legit just dangle keys on stream, twitch watchers have no standards
>>582300445i tried to get into streams for a background, but is a terrible game to try and watch, wanted to learn some positioning from high elo dps, theyre always in queue, ow is basically a tank streaming game, and who tf wants to play tank
>moira's mythic doesn't have on kill effect>moira's le serafim skin have on kill effectwut
>>582300778I wish I could turn it off, I prefer succing enemies and watching them ragdoll.
>>582300424venture is so lazy lol, its zaryas gun reskinned, its dooms ult for borrow, basically mix and matched some assets. JQ is the best design of ow2 for me. But i unironically think mauga is better, but he was a ow1 intention tank, hes just cancer and boring 1 tank format. Gun play on mauga is pretty good
>>582300696they put anything halfway good on youtube, twitch is just for the parasocials giving away their paychecks.
>>582300696exact same experience
>>582296272it just happened twice in a row again in my matches, just letting you know. moiras and kirikos and junos just standing there shooting my block.
i think in the end d.mon fundamentally and unfortunately has a tranny man face and no cosmetic/skin can fix that
>>582299181>6v6 is true overwatchkek bodied those freaks
>>582301757in comparison kiriko is always cute and feminine
Which crosshair do you use?>>582301757They messed up her 3D model because she looks good anywhere else.
>>582301919Green dot. I wanted to try dafran's but idk how to copy him.
what shion minor perk do u take?
>throw out my sierra ult at the last second of the match just because>completely empty space just aiming at their spawn>it kills 3 n-nani?!
>>582302135more damage for right click
>>58230213175% of this playerbase belongs in the second to last tier. actually its the same in many games.
erm, it's never actually the DPS or support's faults. If your team is losing, it's because the tank is making space.
>>582302330i've noticed the 'taking space' thing crop up a ton lately. really makes me think some big e-eceleb recently did a video about it. its always dps claiming they're taking space by feeding.
>tanks and dps cries and shits their pants that i'm healbotting>the moment i stop healbotting they die in 0.05 microseconds to the enemy team since they're retarded cucklordsgee wiz
>>582302330i had an argument over this with a dps player in masters, told him na man some tank difs are actually support, scolded me, said hed prove it. We duo, he carries 7 straight games on winston and rammattra, into like 2 counters each time. The game is solved and it is indeed always a tank dif
>>582302131dooms are the most likely to get tilted in my experience
>>582302131>Venture>funny asfWhat?
>>582302416you will hear pro play scoff at everything but a tracer with 10 deaths per 10 because support cool downs are that strong. Everyone here is winning games with dps in double digit deaths.
>>582302483That's why it is ALWAYS justified to bitch at your tank for not doing their job. Remember, whenever you lose, it's because your tank sucks.
>>582302416taking space has been an ow buzzword for a long time
>>582302638listen i agree with you wholeheartedly, but it fucking sucks as a widow main or cass, and i have a game where i shit on a widow duo or whatever, but then you realize, you had a tank that shit on their backline while they had an all queue support main on orisa, i think the biggest issue in this game is playing it feels very shallow rn, fuck the modes, losses feel helpless and wins are medicore
>>582302738i climbed like immediately out of metal in ow1 dropping the high ground meme and balanced comp nonsense, play the hero you like, dont tilt, and play til the end
>>582302638DPS and support have no bearing on the game's outcome. Even if I die 15 times and play directly in enemy line of sight and never take cover, it's the tank's fault.
why does lifeweaver lay an egg?
>>582262740
>>582303112micosoft not fucking around, anything they built needs to be used to justify their payroll last ten years, its a torb pack reskinned
>>582303007some bronzies actually believe this
what is a tank's job
>>582303212make space, eat cds, get kills, carry me.
>>582303181let me quess, youre one of those that likes to cherry pick the games in .001% and ignore 99% of the playerbase experience which is all queue tank, gets two mercys, one tilts, mercy/lw into ana/kiri. Game has no future and you are pretend otherwise. There is reason they keep fomenting passionate debate on 5v5 6v6, its going to determine the maintainance mode long term
>>582298354
Actually, it's a team diff. Because it's a team game.
>>582301884kiriko is literally satan
>>582299926This is skin from "What if?" type alternate reality setting called Mirrorwatch, where rosters have stories changed. Example Widow, Doomfist and Sombra are part of other reality's Overwatch while Reinhardt, Ana, Mercy and Tracer are part of other Talon.
>>5823033072 more weeks and it's dead?
>>582303370*i sprint tackle you down to the ground**i force your mouth open**i fart hard as fuck into your mouth**i moonwalk away*tch...
>>582303505discord groomer humor
>>582303503how do you get dead from that? This game doesnt justify extra investment from Microsoft, it will be put on maintenance mode as they release games they are working on anon. The evidence is always in blizzards shorts, who gets them is who is getting the money. Aaron put on a dont fire me showcase to M$ and you all bought it
>>582303571guy with no original thoughts, only buzzwords post.
>>5823036161 week? This time for sure?
>>582303693let me guess youre going feral rn for a venture skin
>>582303639i was correct lol
The 6v6 news at Blizzcon is gonna blow you guys away.
>>58230375210 years strong but this time its finally dying for sure tomorrow?
>>582303762Anon...
>>582302738If my entire team is concentrated in a single tiny choke dying to junkrat spam instead of using THE REMAINING FREE 90% OF THE MAP I think I am justifying in asking them to take space.
>>582302541i don't understand this, i'm a venture main and even I can admit that most other ventures are criminally unfunny
>>582303867you mean the chokes from the superior game mode in rotation on the inferior game mode?
oh right rivals isn't getting a new character this midseason because they're working on some movie ad, that's what's got people bubblin into /owg/
>>582302541Tier list obviously made by the local fat troon who avatarfags as venture
>>582303979no bush??
>>582303991the inferior gamemode, because my retarded goycattle teammates keep voting for payload despite the fact that all of their top 3 heroes are bad on most payload maps
why is dafran a gta/wow streamer now..what happened..
>shower after 4 days>hit more shots than unwashedwhat the heck
>>582304092Vendetta hates getting hair in her teeth
You can just hang on the end of a highlight intro if you toggle the hud at the end screen
>>582304992who is she waiting on messages from?
>>582304146no idea, but from someone who likes money myself, maybe getting ready for a game thats going to blow every game off of twitch when it drops
>>582305060
>>582305130nah vendetta is too racist and rich to deal with dravidians
>age out of parent's health insurance>have to start paying my employer for it >it costs around 3 ultra skins every month Why am I supposed to feel bad about buying ultra skins again when I could've bought fucking 30 of them last year and still be losing less money than I would on this bullshit that I probably won't use in the next decade and should be a government entitlement to begin with
Why is Ram's win rate so low?>CC ability for flyers or annoying dive characters>long range poke weapon>shield>close range form>block abilityIs he not the ideal tank?
>>582305742tank players have low iq
>>582305742Because I could just play any of the other do it all shield tanks like domina, sigma, or dmon. All these characters are the same just pick the best one which is what people do. Same shit with pokeslop dps.
i will never shoot anything other than the tank no matter whatshooting at a hitbox the size of a fly isn't fun even if it wins me the game
>>582305742>why is Ram's irrevelant fake meme number so low????
>>582306395this what the devs intended anyways
>team bans ramattra and moira over D.mon then cries about losing
if you really hate someone, the worst you can wish on them is to get diamond dps players
>>582263905His ult voice line alone makes me more interested him that anything about D.mon. I've played D.mon all of 3 times now.
>>582263960What are you talking about?
I want to spank Juno's martian ass until her space suit starts to rip.
>>582306887Metals say shit like this and then wonder why they can't climb.
>>582286576oh she tuff
>juno has landed
does she wear the bubble when she's on mars
>>582305742block tanks are all hot ass because they roll over and die to the slightest bit of CC unlike barrier tanks
Juno has farted
>>582306760had a match where both doomfist and ball were banned. team got rolled by a fucking hog. love wasted bans
doctrine doctrinegive me the news
Eating out
>it's another game against a cracked out enemy widow that makes the everything unplayable
>>582307838Cheaters are a pain in the ass it's true.
>>582302638>if the dps goes negative it is the tanks faultdps players are so dumb they think the tank player should take the controller out of their hand and play with them>>582307117I am climbing fine with doomfist if you need a broken or unbalanced character to climb then you're not good
There shouldn't be any group sizes other than solo, duo and full stack.
>>582307882*for them
if I skip one meal all next week I'll be able to afford the dokiwatch bundle...
>>582308105What a sad way to be. I hope you really aren't that tight on money.
Please nerf Kiriko.
>>582272995I am emploid (at home)
>>582308212She's already dead, in the gutter even.
>>582307952I say remove the ability to make 4 stacks and only have like groups play against each other.
>>582307838it's okay because dps have no impact on the game
>>582308175typical fatty couldn't imagine skipping a meal once in a while...
>>582308549It's a bit different if you have to skip a meal or if you choose to you fucking mongrel
I miss esports.
>>582308736Chopped hags
>dps huddle down maingg
>>582308324It should be solo/duo only and then group only queues but they want to mollycoddle 3-4 stacks for some reason.
>>582308654yeah I'm the one making the choice... crazy for a diabetic like you I know
>>582308282ew don't reply to me
is overwatch back???
Sometimes i narrate my life in Roadhogs voice.
>dps is constantly in front of the shield tank
>>582309282deal with it gramps
>>582309245https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Roadhog_-_It%27s_all_gone_to_the_dogs.oggme every morning
>>582309136
>shield tank constantly standing behind the objective
>>582308983I feel sorry for you poor anon. Buy the skins and be a good goyim.
>>582308212she's had nothing but systematic nerfs for half a year nowsupports will NOT fall over when you look at them, like it or not
Antagonistic reply guys going hard today.
>>582309580I'll be the one flexing my dokiwatch ultras for max status and you? fat
>>582309669what is the point of all these
>>582309624Tiny uncivilized foreigners in the desert? Time to colonize.
they still won't send me my weekly stats... I still get stuff like event reminders so it's not like I'm opted out
clown shion riding a motorcycle
i dont get weekly game reports on my main
I meant unicycle
>>582309669
>the fire in my heart will never burn out>fucking dies
clown shion riding me
>>582309669>>582310114Life imitates art.
I get them, and I like them
>>582310085too bad I'm giving her a tricycle instead
>>582310329So the low kiriko winrate is all your fault is it anon?
>>582310873yep
>>582310873I also "helped"Blizzard doesn't send this shit to me despite checking all boxes.
Hardest support?
>>582311383for me wuyang
>>582311383In terms of effort vs value probably Baptiste, Wuyang and (an actually useful) Lucio. Illari needs good aim to be effective, but her healing is easy.
>>582311383Bap 100%
>>582311383Ana Ogundimu
>>582311383
>>582312289To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to play Lifeweaver.
>>582311383Sombra
>>582312419Wife leaver is just an off pick for mercy mains. Same as moira.
>>582311472I love it when this kind of shit happens
>>582309784spoken like a true english woman
>>582312505I only play DPS Moira.
>>582313032Blizzard need to stop this garbage.
>>582313136Why? I'm a SUPPORT, not a healer.I'm supporting you.
me when im just standing still in main holding m1 on the gold double pocketed orisa while my healers are dying to a tracer shion duo >ERM IT'S THE DAMAGE ROLE?
oh they fuckin
>>582313475And? Nothing wrong with that. I'm applying pressure to the healers. It's on the tank to push in and finish the job to make space for us.
>>582313710Yep nothing wrong at all with just pumping my numbers and not contributing towards the objective at all. Gold medlas btw
>>582312484
>>582313817Not my fault the tank can't make space by pushing forward with the pressure I'm applying.
she's a cutie
>>582313694asians cant blush
>>582313930Wait... does that mean... Kiriko is white?
>>582313895So true, btw i also hold my ult for 7 minutes and im afraid to click on things in case i might miss (my accuracy stat might go down in a game with infinite ammo)
>>582264656the music was so much better 10 years ago...
>>582313964no it means she wants to be
>>582266191He carried your team and secured a lot of kills on low HP enemies.
Just had far too many games in a row where all four goyim on my team were doing quite literally nothing. I'm going to DotA, fuck this, and sodomize Sigma players with sticks.
I got another Legendary today.
>>582314501post sigma code
>>582313032It's a kino playstyle. I often end the match with more damage than my DPS.By far the most valuable support in the game.
>>582313930The retard shit you read on this site I swear.
>>582314578who's your new main now
>>582314673This stereotype is never going away.
basically i want to sleep with beach wuyang and sserafim mizuki on top of me
>>582314746Rein
>>582315114Have you considered a weighted blanket instead
>>582315340a weighted blanket doesn't smell of man musk
reddit is complaining about kiriko again...
I completed placements and I'm gold dps :)
>>582316238congrats on mogging gunface :D
>>582316238congratulations anon
>>582316075reddit is a retarded coven of ana mains
>>582316075how could you hate someone so cute, quirky, and wife-able?
>>582317186https://youtu.be/zg5GN6jPNiA?si=9-5gWoH6UPNof8Zh
Did they genuinely just not revert the instant boost speed buff because they couldn't admit it was a stupid thing to do and they were completely wrong to do it?
sombra and cat are going to top the ban charts next season
How many hours would it take to hit level 1000 on a hero?I want to get the Ultimate Killing Machine tag for Shion but I have a life so I can't imagine I'd ever get it.
I would never ban Sombra
>>582318168It's 100 minutes per level after level 20
>>582318280Too hag for Rebecca skin.
>>582318280ty vendetta
im not having fun anymore, anons...what do?
>>582318280Good. I hate Rebecca
>>582314501This game is littered with terrible dps players.
>>582318749train aim
>>582318749play 48 games of sojourn and shion
>>582318749you should go into the hero gallery and set up multiple different cosmetic loadouts for each of the The's
>ana survives 2 direct rockets>just turns, sleep dart you and kill with the most braindead combo possibleWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!?
>>582318141>shitters ban sombra because they hate fighting her>bitch and moan for 10 years about it>blizzard finally caves to the support tranny mafia and makes her a support>shitters now ban sombra because they don't want a cat/sombra backline throwing every gamethe correct action was to tell support shitters to git gud and that they'll never be a woman, but instead we made a new problem without addressing the first one.personally I'm unbinding hack on patch day and playing her exactly like I do now
>>582320187you bronze players are so funny
why does d.mon looks like she's 40?
>>582320187>support tranny mafiahow do you bcome a made man?
>>582320359>tfw i don't play rankedit's like when a woman says something about dick size when being rejected. find a better cope
>>582320792>confirms itlol, thankfully sombra might finally be a decent hero for the first time since blizzard isn't catering to you retards anymore
>>582320661stress, genetics, and a poor skincare routine
>>582320661To make it look more like the busted voice actor
>>582315062i can dig that
Propaganda is useless!
>>582321909sombra players were sacrificed to appease mercy shitters and I won't be told otherwise.
>>582322105>sombra was buffed to appease people that don't play herhmm yeah
>>582322476>buffed>removed her definitive skill based trait and character fantasy to make her a healslut
I think you should be allowed to queue 5 games without stacks everyday
>>582322476yes. symm was reworked for symm players. torb was reworked for torb players. mercy was reworked for mercy players. doom and hog were reworked for their players, even if the result was a net nerf. sombra is the only rework so far that was reworked for someone other than sombra players, and it is an objective nerf to boot. so yeah, I'm not gonna be a team player and support the same faggots that ruined my main. if you don't like it, swap to someone that can solo heal.
Why is JQ gun so difficult to aim with?
>>582322698>>582323480>hero is better now than she has ever been>this isn't a buff because of my victim complexyeah that tracks lol
its a nerf because sombra shitters cant see a tank living his best life and decide to follow him around hacking off cooldown.
>>582323543It's the same as every other gun; point at face and shoot
>>582323480>symm was reworked for symm playersBro's just lying >>582264591 symm was robbed because you people couldn't handle her beam or balls piercing shields.
is emre the same type of hero as sojourn/soldier? no rail or helix comparable makes him seem so weak
>>582323565>gun is worse>translocator is worse>virus is worse>hack is worse>lost bonus damage and reveal>better than she's ever beenaight
>>582324106yeah but she gets to take up one of the 2 low impact slots on the team
>>582263142Both are good.
Once streamers tell people that something is good they'll fall in line, same thing happened with D.mon.
>>582324315anyone who went to blizzcon is shilling both the reworks hard. only ones that are even questioning it weren't at the event. just saying.
>>582324106>virus is worseAre you gonna fucking tell me that an aoe ability that does burst damage and burst heals and damage over time and heals over time that also cuts in half the fucking damage of someone hit by it is worse?
>>582324054I'd say so. His ability to aim down sights can be useful for for nailing supports and pistol lets him survive 1v1s against tanks. You can confirm kills with nades but it does take a lot more practice that the other two.He's just a fun option if you like the playstyle really.
>>582324054no. soldier is call of duty run and gun. emre is john halo with a BR and grenades
>>582324627they're not worth your time
Aspen status?
>>582324983>>>/ecelebs/
>>582324627yes, it has a longer cooldown and worse overall damage. your uptime is gutted. would you rather do 20 damage every second, or 1000 damage every minute? how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning? I won't deny that it will be very good when flanking with the debuff, but it's still an overall nerf. plus you're expected to heal with it as well, which is even more worthless.
>>582324983>>>/incel/ (internet celebrities)
>>582318280shota roman venture skin save me
>>582325102>>582325767Aspen is the queen of Overwatch.
>>582324054Yeah but emres ult is actually good and useable
>>582319882Dev pet special. Once she gets her major perk she's allowed to have hitscan headshots with zero damage fall off (and that shit used to be the weaker of her two major perks for an entire year when double nano existed)
>>582324983>>582326050How is it possible people find gfs in games? I don't get it. I try to talk to people but no one wants to talk back and it's straight up impossible to stick together longer than a single session and usually, nobody wants to que together at all anyway
>>582324983mogged by le sserafim and never recovered
>>582327123their faces...
I got 3 legendaries from nomral boxes in 2 days. And I don't want any of them.
>>582327123I... I would pick Aspen
>>582327640
>>582324054emre - burst takedown character that deletes lights if they can't immediately get out of LoS, without any charge or CD ability. can spam and put excellent pressure on tanks if left unchecked, but you should be deleting the people behind them as a priority first.soldier - in the middle, self sufficient, can go between spamming NUMBERS, or actual elims based on CDs and positioningsouj - literally just hold M1 for 90% of the game and hit anything in front of you even if tanks and shields, gives you charge then you can actually elim people with rail emre isn't weak for lacking rail/rockets. he has more range and burst damage without CDs compared to Soldier, whilst being hitscan unlike Souj's M1. also i'd rather be Emre when some Genji/Lucio dives on me, but maybe that's just me.
>>582327123I would pick Anran
Ana Banana
no girlsonly soup
Brig heading to numbani
payload defence is actual torture
>>582326050Legs
>>582329334>picks TorbHey this is easy
Reins and Rams get Anas and Brigs...Hogs and Junker Queens get Kiris and Baps...DPSoids get Mercy and Junos... Dominas, Dvas, and Sigmas get the flex support gods. . . But us Doom and Ball mains. . . we get raped. . .
>>582329334jinxed myself
S1 was fun but the game is kind of boring again ngl
>>582329524You're supposed to be independent. You literally throw your team under the bus to have fun by design, stop acting like a victim.
>>582329334usually just soft throw if im forced to tank that in qp. if there's one silver lining, you can usually make it end very quickly
Venture heading to Junkertown
>>582329524You gets sombras and cats next season. It will be a glorious dive meta.
>>582329668wtf you told me aspen was fat /owg/
>>582330301Ozempic supply from her acquired industry connections from streaming, flats got it too
>>582330525>flats got it toohe still looks like he ate two whole humans
>>582330525they're rich why would they need connections to get it
I'm your Sombra for tonight
>>582331038Maybe support sombra will be better for you.
>>582331038Average sombra contribution
>>582331038i wouldnt even be able to tell the difference between you and a good sombra without checking the scoreboardso glad that character is gone
>>582331038report soj for not healing
>>582330952They go hand and hand
>>582331712Weight loss drugs aren't some controlled substance, anyone can get them if they can pay.
>>582282969>The cage is on Hana what more do you want?>>582295442Love the other one with the rottweiler
I'm the widow on red team, was this on me? I just feel like I can't win any game89ZFHAI'm emerald 4
>>582331038Seeing Sombra with zero kills or damage gave me an instant boner. Anyone else?
>>582331038Is it so easy to fool the retards here? its probably a mercy foid throwing as her.
>cyberfurry brig>pajama illarinice
>>582333940that's some ultimate level sexo
>>582330102This is me. This is what I look like when I get a free lootbox with nothing in it.
sombra support just in time for everyone to get the best sombra skin; bride
>can immediately tell im playing against a 5 stack as solo queue>lose>consolation
>>582333354I'm not a widow player so I can't speak for that but I could instantly feel how less comfortable you were when you switched to Emre. Maybe you just need more practice on other dps?Also your tank and ana were boosted trash and that was the main factor for your loss.
they should add a fat dps
>>582333354you got a good Widow and i wouldn't overthink it too much. loses aren't solely on you. attack was mostly a fucking roll until last, when regular pug things kicked in, just no connection as a team to make that tough last push; genji or doom going in alone, random solo dives and ults, normal shit. but as for critique about your actual gameplay; you got a terrible habit of giving up good positions and highground for no reason. or standing around main way too much when getting pushed out, instead of immediately getting to the next best location and being ready to shut people down. you have the aim to to sit back and be more a sentry / overwatch (no pun intended), so i wouldn't get caught up in these brawls - where you look much less comfortable. examples on attack; not taking the balcony at the back of the middle uphill section, or the roof of the underpass stairs at the top of the hill, or standing at main doors into last section instead of playing through the lower flank room and up to bridge, or fighting down main in last instead of going up the highground on def; dropping from highground immediately, shooting from main lowground instead of getting back on the bridge behind you, then when pushed out of the corner from 1st section to 2nd, you stand on main road again shooting Rein shield, instead of immediately getting to highground balcony/etc and being ready to shut down everyone following him up. that's what you are good at, so put yourself in better positions.also as that other anon said, looked markedly worse up close, and when switching to Emre, like your sens is way to high or some shit. and throwing random long grenades at S76 who is on highground never going to work, when you should just shooting them. it looks super flustered. Cassidy/Emre can just fucking plink at people for massive damage. treat them almost like your Widow, with your particular skillset - slow down and shoot.
>>582337694
>>582337906>Cassidy/Emre can just fucking plink at people for massive damage.Also remember that widow is the only hitscan without season 9 giga bullets so your hit regs will be far more lenient on Cass or Emre. Just vibe flick and you will hit something.
>>582335872>Bride Sombrauh oh
>Heal you? For free? Fuck you.
i love doomfist but aside from ledge slam, most of balls tech is unironically the hardest in the game to pull of in a live fight. i can rarely pull off double boops, wall bounces, and tether rebounds but when i do it feels so good
>>582338069ugly hag
Is Kiriko for the girlies or for the gooners? What about Juno?
good night hanasgood night kirikosgood night lenas
>>582336530>>582337906>>582338319I was scared of the other dps on Emre, I swapped to apply more pressure to the other team. I'm a reaper otp so if I play my character in circuit royale I'm just going to turbo feed.Thanks a lot for the incredibly detailed critique, I don't know what I'm doing on widow, I just play her on circuit when cas is banned like in this game, I will try to apply to my next games and see if I should lower or increase my sens, my sens is pretty low but I think I just started panicking and aiming like shit. You made me feel a little better :)
>>582339532Juno is more tranny coded if thats what you are asking
>>582339532I imagine every single Juno is a total space cadet just like the character, that way I never get mad at them, she doing her best. Kiriko is for main character beasts who get the most elims in lobby (yeah thats right, me).
>>582339610Check in the hero options to see what Emre's relative sensitivity when zoomed number is. It's 54.99% for 1:1
>>582339825Recently I have seen way more dps Junos and healbot Kirikos. Juno feels lowkey busted right now but people don't hate her for some reason.
>>582337694hes basically a dps
>>582340039I have set 1:1 in all the scoped characters, the bad aim it's definitely me
Jesus christ max having trouble moving stock?
I propose that ramatra, junkrat, mercy, and kiriko get megumin outfit skins and d.mon and d.va get asuka red suit skins And soujourn gets to be rei.
>>582338069cute slampig
>>582340559oh didn't know a vault was up. I would use your brig skin and my symm skin, but I won't buy either
...
>>582341239Evil Kiriko my queen.
>>582339163
>>582340064I hate her. Supports shouldn't have unlimited free mobility like she gets from double jump. She most definitely shouldn't get a triple jump with a perk.
>>582340559I'm sure I'll open them and get 3 Anas and 2 Sombras like I always fucking do
>>582341550https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Reinhardt_-_%28prolonged_screaming%29_%281%29.ogg?3a018
@aaron keller your engagement optimized matchmaking failed. i went on one too many losing streaks just in this past week alone so i'm moving to deadlock. goodbye
Close enough
I think the big problem with sierra is that you're punished for landing your skillshot on heroes that are difficult to land skillshots on. Like you hit tracer doesn't fucking matter she just blinks and you do at most 50 damage
>>582341981lol
>>582341986This is one of Sierra's issues for sure. You rail people they die you helix people they die you dart someone, maybe they die if they're exposed and can't escape - in which case they probably would have died just being shot anyway.
>>582341692They have been steadily buffing her for no reason. Basekit crits, survivor subrole, near instant torpedo lock on. Meanwhile Kiriko gets nerf after nerf after nerf for being the evil dps support.
Ashe? In this economy? 90% of my playtime in the last 4 weeks has been shion and soj
>lose 6 games in a row>7th game is a backfill into a stompEOMM isn't real, by the way.
>quickmeme matchmaking is bad
blessed The vault
>>582342749damn how bad can you be
and then the fucking juno tbags your body after winning the perfectly fair duel
>>582342903>>582341981why don't you niggas own doki kiri?
>>582342582weird u didn't get any shion skins
From now on I'm going to close the game for at least 2 hours after every lossFrom now on I'm going to open and stare at the shop for at least 2 minutes after every win
>>582343774because I'm not a woman?
>>582343774Gotta keep good skins in the lootbox pool to give yourself a reason to keep wanting to open them
why is my doki kiriko only 24% off...
>teammate locks in tracer>go hitscan and poke the backline so she can clean up>we fuck them up and win>go tracer next game>my drooling cass shoots tank all game>TRACER SWAP WE NEED MORE DAMAGE
>>582342959Not as bad as the matchmaking, apparently.
>>582344195she is not a cheap girl
I uninstalled earlier today...I guess this is goodbye, /owg/...you should cum to freja tonight
>>582345259ugly + no personality
Rape aaron keller now
>>582345259What else is there to play? Everyone is running from rivals. Deadlock?
>>582345259sorry my cumms belong to illarisee you tomorrow
straight garbage
eomm shit sigh
>>582303327
>>582346945
>>582345259Freja looks like she would give insane rimjobs
>>582340559>>582341069>>582341239>>582341981>>582342051>>582342582>>582342903>>582346306HOW DO YOU GUYS GET SUCH GOOD VAULTS, I LITERALLY GET STRAIGHT FUCKING SHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>582346306ouch, all box filler
>>582347569>>>/tumblr/
only four things. My only guess is because junkrat gave me archangel freyja right before i checked the vault so maybe that would have showed up? idk
>>582348193Yeah I think I've seen that happen before. The choices seem to be decided for you when the event starts not when you click the cards.
>>582347569>3x the hana vault>shitsome people don't know how lucky they are
Hana's pussy
This is why you should always try to get as many boxes as you can, even regular ones.
>>582349663>painted toenails reaper
>>582349997juno wants to suck those toes
>>582347569I use Infinite Ace at least, but yeah I wouldn't spend that on it
>>582349997Those aztecs were pretty freaky
>>582350329i pickewd up[ infitnte aaaasce buecase it loka ed cool?buty i laredy have axso manyt DVA shkins
>>582345259im also considering uninstalling but i shant be cumming to frejai shall be cumming to venture
What a treat
>>582345695this, but the other way around
>>582349663why is he lowkey slutty
I wanna pull down metalcore Juno's shorts and lick her stubbly martian cunt
>>582352007Reaper is a theater kid at heart.
>>582352148This, but full sweaty bush
>play DVA in quickplay 6v6 because i want to get better at tank and she's my favorite tank>lose every match>have a match where tank is already filled and someone already chose DVA>go DPS on my one trick Shion>win easily and get the most killsmaybe i'm just not cut out to be a DVA player... ;_;
season 5>Doctrine>Grimsvotn escort map>Cinematic finale of talon arc >Global hitbox changes>support sombra>hog rework >returning battlepasses>dokiwatch and tarot (leaked) skin lines>vendetta mythic weapon (likely)>big halloween mode that builds off of stadium sounds pretty good to me
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>582308736i dont, it killed the game.
>>582352969Tank balance is really weird in 6v6. Winston is total shit due to the reduced health pool, there's a ton of heroes that just autowin any 1v1 defense against diving as him. Tesla primary literally cannot outdamage some of the stocky damage heroes.
I wish doctrine had a more interesting weapon
>>582341069best brigger skin
>>582352969maybe try to play her in the real game
dva is the most retard proof tank in the game
>>582352969don't be discouraged anon. hana is the most difficult tank to master. knowing when to engage and disengage takes a lot of wisdom and practice
uhmm no thats still reintard
>>582353284>>582353687>>582353971actually nevermind i'm really good with her, i just forgot i had a shield.i'm on a winning streak now so later losers
>>582317186https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Moira_-_Easily.ogg
what shield..
>>582354158Enjoy your Silver placement, nonny! :)
>>582345259I uninstalled 3 weeks ago and still shitpost here.
>>582326050notice how Aaron is doing the penny pinching gesture
>dva players when all they have to do is press jet + rockets
>>582354608i also need to hold matrix otherwise the filthy skilless ana player will sleep me..
>>582354608buff hana
What is your unsubstantiated headcanon? Mine is that Widowmaker loves spicy food because the heat makes her feel alive
I just really love Brigitte!
>>582355107Hardlight weapons are Echo prototypes
>>582355107Lena isn't really gay
>>582355107Winston has killed people out of anger
>>582355321for me it's the spunky brit under her arm
>>582355107lena has a crush on amelie
SHION SKINS WHEN
>>582355527wasnt that crappy one leaked?
>>582355527there's one confirmed for next season and it's mid (it doesn't show off her sexy robot body)
>>582355450I have a crush on both
>>582355107Tracer secretly watches straight porn and fantasizes about how getting cummed inside would feel like.
how old were you when you stopped caring about your overwatch rank?
>>582355527They don't know what to do with her. All they can do is design outfits for tiny Asian girls.
>>582355527this but domina
shion is a tiny asian girl, have you played against her model?? literally kiri tier.
>>582355527Shion is awkward because her base skin is already close to the best possible and you don't want the omnic to look less omnic because that's the whole appealI guess a robot geisha would be neat
>>582356074I want her mythic to be a leatherface full body human skin suit
Do you play rivals?
>>582355321>>582345259>>582338051I wasn't going to jerk off but...
the kiriko dance
>>582345259racemix
>>582311383Nyl2 Brigitte.
>>582311383Bap. If you don’t play for APM you’re gonna be out-valued by most other supports.
It would be so funny if chudfist only comes back to make sure nothing ever happens with talon
bap is so easy in 6v6..
>>582357781If you aren’t shooting in between every heal you’re not playing Bap correctly.
>>582358070uhmm yes i understand how the hero works..
>>582358070>Healingthank god you're not forced to do it.
>>582356493sometimes!
actual terroristdelete from game
damn what a brigger
>>582358386>AAAAAAAAA OH NO A SHIT HEROCope and seethe.
>>582358386Post your most played heroes.
played QP games for 6 hours straight today and not a single one was decided by anything but the matchmaking. didn't feel like i had even a 1% impact on any moment. in a losing match you do the actual utmost that is mechanically possible with the character and getting a single elim is a literal impossibility. even if you do kill something they become invulnerable as every healer blows every cooldown and your kill is negated.in every winning match i could AFK and it wouldn't matter one bit.
>>582359054So what you’re saying is you’re completely dogshit at Overwatch and can’t win unless your team is good enough to 4v5.
>>582355107All the Overwatch characters were sexually assaulted or in a situation analogous to it at some point in their lives
>>582359325yeah idk how anyone can think otherwise when they make posts like that lol
>>582359054can you give me a replay code from any of the free win games
>>582359325seems like it because even if i do 3x the damage of the second highest, get highest elims by an enormous margin or even if i'm the ONLY person to get kills on my team by playing widowmaker and oneshotting like 10 people it doesn't move the needle at all and we still get steamrolled.
>>582359626Post replay.
>>582272998NOO VANGA DAH
>muh stats muh stats how could we possibly lose I have big number
freja is just flying junkrat
>>582360145>"i feel like the matchmaking is bad">"AH BUT DID YOU PLAY AT TOP 500 LEVEL? DIDN'T THINK SO! CHECKMATE!"you're very smart.
but i thought that was fareeha..
>>582360323correct
>>582360472>not hitting tab every 5 seconds to soothe your retarded ego and playing for the objective instead is Top 500 gameplayWhere’s your replay.
>>582302131...gooner Wuyangs? I get Domina but not Wuyang unless they're spamming (semi) ironic Anran x Wuyang jokesI don't think the Wuyang playerbase is even aware of the forced crush he has on Juno in the webtoon
you see these matches never happened
guys he's starting meaningless arguments again
>>582360625>hurr stop getting kills as dps you heckin chud, you're supposed to hold W towards the objective until you die instead! I am silver btw
>>582355107here's a few:>Shion is into gothic lolita secretly and her room is full of cute doll things and she also really likes to open the toy dispenser balls for a prize>Reaper plays every CoD on release>Winston has his own secret agenda/goal he's pursuing, and is not actually a good guy>Freja wishes she was from Norway or Finland instead of Danishland>Mercy's actual age is much older than she says and takes seriums to look young, but it's taking a toll on her>Jetpack Cat can actually talk but chooses to meow for fun>Juno knows of a secret Mars plan that would essentially leave Earth to perish and the Mars colony to flourish, and she can still enact that plan but chooses to be happy and stuff, but knows it might be inevitable>>582355527i just hope she gets some really unique looking skins because that upcoming leaked one seems a bit generic>>582356074maybe like the ones from live-action GiTS?
>>582355527She's like Domina in that her default look is a 12/10, so the artists have a really hard time coming up with skins for her. Maybe they should give her a white tiger outfit to go with Domina's Bunny Business one.
kissu
getting actively counterswapped by 5 fucking people and some faggot in chat talking about "GG" how about you go jump off a bridge and do something useful for once
Why can you get counter charged by things hitting you in the ass? Like how does that make any fucking sense?
>>582361902he broke you
gg
>>582361902Not my problem you don't use the tools given to you
you niggas are soooo lucky i cant crouch as wrecking ball. corpse shooting just doesnt get the point across as good as tbagging
>>582363674>ball player is a toxic subhuman piece of shitfork found in kitchen
>>582362470>>582363623https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_GG.ogg
>>582315340I have
>>582364000Love D.Va <3
>>582330102Why is he kreygasming?
for me, its saehae bok manhi badeuseyo
perfect weather for a hot dog
>>582363905if youre gonna go out of your way to counterswap me then yeah im being toxic, and im openly calling you shit in match chat when i kill you
>>582362470fucking ez
>>582364275nigga trying to put meat in his mouth, glizzy gobbler lmao
>"you getting way better stats than your teammates isn't bad matchmaking">"you dying way less than your teammates isn't bad matchmaking">"your teammates combined all losing to one anran isn't bad matchmaking">"every match being a complete stomp isn't bad matchmaking"bro then what is? please elaborate
why does the pajeeta doesnt look like a pajeeta at all?
>>582364350>nooo you can't counterswap my busted gimmick hero that automatically wins the game if not counterswapped, that's not fair!please do the world a favor and kill yourself
>>582364546t. cree ana etc one trick
>>582364546you can counterswap. i actually prefer you do because it gives even more dopamine when i still beat you. just dont be surprised when i clown you.
kek this shitter having a breakdown is great
>>582364728yep you're definitely a ballnigger. funny how everyone who plays that hero has the exact same personality (subhuman turds that are hated by everyone around them and that nobody would miss if they jumped off a bridge)
>>582346945good mornyan
>>582365050good mornyan
>>582290703How fucking gay are you to cut your fingernails like that? LMAO.
>>582365050good mornyan!
>>582365128cute player icons, baes.
>why does the pajeeta doesnt look like a pajeeta at all?
>>582364526Because they have a literal decade of symmetra skin sales data showing why she shouldn't look like a pajeeta
>>582365518That's the schizo you're replying to there
>>582364940>"wow why does the power fantasy character main have a huge ego"
>>582366613Kinda lacks the gremlin energy
flats is crashing out against rivalshttps://x.com/adey_sama/status/2103578444407644501
i tried total mayhem and nobody could kill the orisa or sigma in ot so i just walked back to spawn to force a player deficit until it was over
And then theres RebeccaShe's dead
Ball players (and doom) are the kazuya players of overwatch.
>>582366567there's a difference between having an ego and being a universally hated piece of shit who copes by pretending to enjoy being hated
caressing Mei's hair whilst she giggles and talks softly in chinese
>>582366898ballplayers have no aura except for stink lines, so not really
>>582366898>Ball players (and doom) are the kazuya players of overwatch.So theyre based?
>>582366887Life fast and leave a hot pancake.
>>582367025dangerously so
>>582366439oh..
>>582366914people run back to spawn and swap before i even do anything on tank. im just giving people a reason to hate and counter swap. im not making you engage, but if you do thats fine too
>>582367041
>>582367408is that achievable natty?
counterswapping makes all the fatasses seethe so much that they think about it all day? maybe i should do it more
>>582367408
>>582364083architechgod...
NEW THREAD>>582367980>>582367980>>582367980
i remember bap being super meta a while agonow i see people calling him the worst support everdid they change something? what happened?
>>582367463yeah eat 3 apple pies a day
>>582366679>>582366887Unfortunately I love Rebecca so much that Im gonna have to play who ever it is that gets her skin.
>>582373619but did you play wuthering waves for her
>>582373619I hope you like playing Venture
