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Upcoming legendary warbond leak
>previous
>>582241970


>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Open]
Sep 02 Eagle Gas Strike https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2095165058426745280
Sep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxw [Open]
Sep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsI [Open]

>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Aug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
Sep 22 1.007.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668376859863416942
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>>582332483
Is that real?
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>>582332547
helldivers coded post and image
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Lobby doko
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mod link for transmog so i can paint myself a lime and neon green
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>>582332638
Yes
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>>582332759
hmmm nyo
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>>582332759
i always check images like that for peeking pubes
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>>582317732
modder gods i kneel only to you
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He's right.
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>>582332483
big zamn
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buy an ad nigger
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Shouod arrowhead nerf the tutorial??
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The dispatch clearly stated the Maelstrom tank we're using are just a PROTOTYPE, surely the official version will have a rotating turret, 3000 machine ammo and 40 rockets. TRUST THE PLAN
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>>582332915
She’s a neat girl and doesn’t allow herself such vile things. Helldivers are also all shaved so they feel comfortable in their armor.
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>>582333146
how do we tell him?
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>>582332483
Actually good mechs?I don't see how AH doesn't fuck this up. They hate vehicles
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>>582333146
>TRUST THE PLAN
experience says otherwise
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>>582333061
Tutorial?
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>>582333398
Sources say its just scaled down MS weapons but a beam saber secondary with heavy penetration , obviously no big mech
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>>582333146
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You can literally just mod swap the bastion turret onto the frv. Why would you even care what garbage swiggers put out?
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>>582332483
EDF collab when?
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>>582333398
you'd get at most a draken e
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>>582334278
kino
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Somethings not right with Marfark the libiration rate is now for the whole day set to 1.440 and didnt changes once on the helldivers companion app
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>>582334884
Because people who were on Phact Bay went to the mega factory to liberate it, and missions here only contribute to the mega factory liberation and not the planet liberation.
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>try the new tank
>get in the driver's seat because I know pubbies would rather die than drive
>see ammo gauge
>oh neat I get to shoot the missiles!
>it's just a dedicated brap button to deploy smoke
D-Don't laugh at me, don't laugh
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>>582335224
its not that the whole day when ever i open the app the libiration rate was always 1.440 and didnt changes once even before Phact Bay was libirated
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Superstore outfit is just going to be Char's uniform isn't it
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>All we have left from the devoid of content update is two shitty enemies that could've been put into the mindless masses subfaction
>Everything else the majority of people enjoyed has been locked back up in the FOMO vault for who knows how long
Really goes to show how much they hate us
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>>582335815
I miss him
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>>582336042
He just needed to keep makin game reviews man
Idk why he pivoted so hard into expensive sketches about bullshit safety videos or whatever the fuck
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>>582336042
me too
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>>582333146
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>>582336939
He even coulda did both.
Every videogametuber always tries to escape to ‘mainstream’ and it almost works.
I fucking miss old critkal.
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>>582332940
>spray and pray weapon with the literal worst spread in the game versus the accuracy required faction
>factor in incel corps for added cherry-tap or be cherry-tapped
>pikachufaec
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>>582336042
He's a married man, he's basically retired at this point.
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>>582334262
>EDF
Sorry, that series isn't media literate enough for collabs.
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>>582334278
Seeing as the bot faction was originally meant to be the take cover faction (ignoring the vacuum rockets at launch) I'd much rather this over the fucky wucky missile spam
>Take cover faction
>Add nothing but flush players out of cover enemies
I fucking hate Sweden
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Okay, a beam magnum that fires melta beams with the range of a sniper rifle
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>>582338065
Still mogged by senator
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t.botdiver
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>>582333146
This is the playtest. The production version will be based on their metrics. If players who bother to use it do well then nothing will be buffed. So play badly with it and they'll upgrade the rotaries and maybe the missiles too.
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>>582338356
very nice grandpa now lets get you to bed
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You'd think medium pen. is good against bots but light pen. feels better every time just because it doesn't stagger.
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Is there any reason a tank would only be able to move their main gun in a tight cone irl?
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242809416987/76561198126520852
3/4, fresh op.
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>>582338356
Why couldn't they just fly the great eagles all the way to the volcano?
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>>582339062
Yeah, retarded Swedes built it.
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>>582339130
ring would've mindraped them
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>>582338065
kino several orders of magnitude beyond this game's reach
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>>582339130
any number of reasons but the main one is they just removed the stealth aspect that Bilbo had specifically been chosen in part for
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Why does it look like it belongs in DRG?
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>>582339062
well, if you're a poor shitty ww2 country desperate to put more AT guns on something faster than a tractor but you don't have the industry to build enough actual tanks, you get something like the Bastion
why a sci-fu superpower makes shit thats worse than ww2 stuff is anyones guess
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>>582339606
i knew i wasn't the only one who thought it looked weirdly low poly, there's even jagged textures on the buttstock when viewing it in the arsenal
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>>582339606
looks like a low poly model due to octagonal barrel and magazine
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Aw yeah
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>>582339120
Forgot to mention I'm trans btw
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>>582339062
You can mount a bigger gun
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>>582338065
imagine
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bottrannies getting btfo last thread so hard they are bullying thread regulars to feel better about themselves
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>>582339062
Not building a rotating turret is much cheaper, easier, less complex, and you can fit a bigger more powerful gun on it for its size. The purpose of such vehicles is as self-propelled artillery, assault guns, and ambushing or sniping actual tanks.
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Those fucking mods turned me into a paranoid wreck, and now I see cheaters in every mission.
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>>582339062
>he doesnt know the difference between a tank and a self propelled gun
Ugh lower caste are so retarded. This is what the British were trying to teach your ancestors, Sinjubi Curcumin.
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>Get tired of getting setting on fire by the incel brigade
>Take inflammable armor
>Spend the entire mission cartwheeling through the air
>Get air juggled off the extract like I'm losing a game of tekken
Im going back to crusher bukkake, fuck the MO
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I wonder what are the odds that the AT Seekers will be nerfed, its just a fucking homing Giga nade with extra uses
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>>582340547
bastion would be more based if it was a stuh42 and I could order seafies to ride the tank into battle and act as dismounts to keep the ankle biters away or as reactive armor to soak up those pesky rockets
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Monkey's Paw:
>A new set of extremely-powerful stratagems are added
>Bastion with a rotating turret, eagle squadron call-in, orbital all-guns barrage, etc
>Bringing a stratagem to a mission costs upwards to about 35-40k requisition slips
>Stratagems have limited uses per mission, with some like the bastion MKII only having a single call-in
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>>582339130
> t. Media illiterate anon who doesn't understand the appeal of playing as a halfling in an Ardan walking simulator
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I feel like they’re running out of ideas with new weapons.

What other new weapon types could they introduce to freshen things up?
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>>582341407
more like tourist paw
in the beta build it cost reqs to buy stratagems for the mission, it was a use for all the reqs you find which are utterly fucking useless now
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>>582341625
interesting how none of that has anything to do with what he said
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>>582341549
CQC themed warbond featuring a 20inch barrel M-16 primary with 40 ergo.
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>>582341549
they ran out of ideas a long time ago. Its why all of their guns are just generic gunslop.
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Ideas for one-handed stratagems to expand the list further than "Flag"
>Men in Black cricket
>Multitool, heals vehicles, gives a 20% armor boost to players
>Grenade slingshot, lets you shoot your grenades for extra impact damage and the arc of an EAT
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>>582341549
More plasma weapons, not laser ones.

Freeze/cryo weaponry.

Some sort of support heavy shotgun/flak cannon.

Acid weaponry.
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I love Liberator, is this thing much worse?
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>>582341625
>tourist paw
>a fucking beta build that barely anyone could access
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>>582341549
a helldiver weapon that does very little direct damage but serves as a means to ragdoll enemies or kill them via impact damage :^)
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>>582341407
Sure, but only if you uncap the amount of req slips you can carry. Otherwise I'm asking ChatGPT to vibecode a mod that changes the cost to 0 req
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>>582341842
You can stop trying to make that term a thing now, it's not catching on
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>>582341549
cas:u legend bond with brap canon sentry and armor that quadruples your HP but you get more limb injuries and bleed out slowly
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>>582342121
its a Lib with without the customization but it has a drum mag
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>>582341549
The game needs cryo weaponry asap but they would need to create an entire new status effect and damage type.
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>>582342345
thanks for letting everyone know you're upset
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>>582342345
I dont give a shit what you think
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>>582341549
Space Garand.
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>>582342209
They should add the killzone boltgun so you can ragdoll and impale enemies against walls with giant nails. In fact they should just do another killzone warbond with the better more creative stuff like the green petrusite gun and elite shocktrooper armor.
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I should be able to mark bot fabricators and my jihad drone should be able to fly into it.
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>>582342803
>killzone getting anything with any effort, ever
>by swedes to boot
Delusional.
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I don't want any more collabslop
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>>582343089
I do. Because its the only chance of getting something interesting other than more gunslop
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>>582342505
Why? they can just copy/paste the gas effect and change it to blue. Shit they should just hire me to do it for them.
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>>582332483
soon...?
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>>582342345
it will
we have 10 liberator "variants" that basically do the same fucking thing
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>>582343089
I kinda want a ST collab still
But since it doesn't have a rabid fanbase like 40k i just know the morita would be done dirty like all the other collab sloppa
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>>582342505
just make a "acid" effect that lowers armor rating and make it exclusive to the sterlizer
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>>582341549
Baby version of the Bulletstorm as a primary
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>>582342960
You can with the weak point lock on mod ;)
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Seems that the bugchads are going to have to bail out the botbabies once again. This is getting tiresome, really.
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just unlocked the new emote
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I have noticed that even though the tank is a free bonus stratagem for all players in missions, hardly anyone ever uses it. Arrrowhead really does not get that the average pubdiver has zero desire for or sense of teamwork.
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>>582344056
>sucks to drive
>sucks to shoot
simple as
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>>582343607
your variable?
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>>582332483
>more collabs to distract from an abysmal state of the game
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>drop 120mm while farming SCs on obf
>literally first shell kills me
>respawn
>next wave's first shell exactly on hellpod
Makes you think
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it really doesn't
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>>582344436
Nigga that's on you. Why did you throw 120 so close to yourself?
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>>582344436
Malicious code punishing you for being a farmer.
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>>582342346
sex with this creature democratically
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I have discovered that if you inch forward with the tank and then set the ebrake (default is space) you then turn on a pivot. I have bested the swedes at their jank, obsolete game engine.
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>Small mags have many advantages and almost no downsides
great balance you swedish retards
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>arbitrator
>insanely high speed
>shit single round damage
>mid DPS
>shit damage per magazine
>no extended magazine
Eh, it's mid at best
>comes with a free underbarrel sweeper
>that has less reload time per reloaded round
>mfw
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>>582341549
still waiting for my primary talon and a real tanto
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>>582343818
a lot of botsissies were left gaped n raped after cyberstanny so they're afraid to fight in megacities.
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>>582344768
You turn in place by just pressing A or D. How are you this retarded?
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>>582343818
>sand bags so no one gets the faggy ass bot cape on the last campaign
>swings their dick around and liberates their planet before botsissies even get a single % on theirs when the campaign reward matters
Buggods....
I KNEEL
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lobby doko
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>>582344993
>Strat bounce mod
>Hellpod steering mod
>City tile is good now
Not my problem.
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>>582344904
downside is reloading is gay
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>>582345316
if i make one some anon will just post full to troll me
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always bet on nothing
you think something good will happen?
it will not
get fuarked
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>>582344905
i'm convinced that the fire rate and the long reload are meant to inconvenience people into using the shotgun, but i'm also wondering if the swedes bungled it slightly since the the shotgun's first shell/from empty reload anim doesn't actually rack the pump forward
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>>582345718
Full
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WHERE ARE SEAF, WHERE IS THE CONTENT!
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>>582345389
>cheat
>game is easier
now if only you could find a cheat to undo whichever genes made you into the darkest niggerfaggot in your family
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Devoid of Content
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>>582346402
nothing until they release the supply frv for liberty day (if you played the game™ you get nothing)
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>>582346402
>WHERE ARE SEAF
In the trash can, where they belong
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>>582346664
you mean the flamethrower frv?
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>>582345272
Buggerers had an advantage because the Phact Bay corpse pit was mostly full before the start of the MO.
They only had to throw a few more guys in before they could start making progress.
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>>582346897
You mean the solo tankette tank.
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>>582346897
nope
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/680756051157452526
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>>582345615
>doesn't have the mod that automatically reloads empty weapons
ngmi
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>>582347078
My boy just sitting in the files gathering dust.....
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>>582346823
How dare you.
I have friends in the SEAF.
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this morning I published a mod that makes the AR-11 Arbitrator a tiny bit better, and forgot to mention it to the posters last thread that were complaining about the AR-11. so try it out if you want it that gun to not be a piece of shit
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>>582347575
kill yourself
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>>582346087
The assault rifle is limited by its capacity (its DPS is in the better side of town, its damage per magazine is at around 75% of the liberator, its damage per entire supply is abyssmal dogshit)
The shotgun is limited by its capacity (including the overall amount of shells).
Both of them are somewhere between okay and good depending on situation.
This leads me to conclude that this is a gun for people who live glued to supply packs.
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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242829804259/76561198066017633
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Im making a mod to replace every texture with the robutt
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>the whole thread just blatantly cheating at this point
Brownest general ever, I thought we peaked at SC hacking
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>>582347575
>instantly becomes the best AR
>attached to the top 3 shotguns
>"tiny bit better"
I respect people who use cosmetic mods like giant tiddy furry waifu mods and fart gas sound effect more than I do you.
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>>582342121
I love this gun.
Pretty much just a liberator, but i like how it looks, and the little bit at the end that pops up when you reload does things to me.
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>>582347712
4/4
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>>582347340
I'm not disabled or brown, I am capable of pressing R on the keyboard when the bullets stop
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>>582347804
The general hates Arrowhead and their vision. Why are you surprised?
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>>582347712
>>582347886
SHITCUNT
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>get fuarked
Get Marfarked, even.
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>>582347919
rent free
a retarded dev broke the hellpod steering i paid for, im fixing it myself
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>>582348112
FUARK DOOD
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>>582348117
nobody is calling hellpod steering a cheat
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>>582347804
Saw a pubbie using the one that removes the maxi movement lock but I truly wonder how many are already using stuff to buff primaries
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>Arrowhead sits on their hands forever not fixing anything
>People start making their own changes
>People realized you can just have AI mod your game and literally nothing happens
Arrowhead deserves this.
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>>582339120
>AI could kill all humans in next decade, warn experts
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>>582332691
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>>582347575
i just wanted stagger desu
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>>582348640
>white woman yapping vs nigger punch
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>>582347804
Did you think people were lying when they said this game's playerbase was low trust?
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>>582347712
3/4 again, I'm lagging far too much and the game kicked me out. I think my internet may be to blame right now, so I won't bother rejoining
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The focus lens on the sai is overrated.
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>>582349501
Arrowhead is a low-trust developer, why are you surprised?
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apology blowjobs from le rigged mo posters
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>>582349581
TRVKE, I fucking hate low firerate guns
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I'm not having fun with bots anymore. They have wallhacks again and headshot you the femtosecond they round a corner. They also have strange aggro ranges. Some random group of three devastators will be shooting at me across the map at all times. It's just tedious now.
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>>582347804
This post was made by the "Arrowhead Task Force of fixing the god damn stratagem bouncing beacons" (during work hours btw)
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>>582349659
Impossible, Sweden is a very high trust society.
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>>582349501
>muh preserving a "high trust society" in muh vidya gaems
what people said this exactly? pretty sure it's just you, some other worthless negro from the previous thread and then yourself pretending to be someone else. Can you really say this community is lower trust than the swedes in charge? You have zero obligation to suck up to their jokes in form of DLC. At this point Arrowhead is likely just trying to see how bad they can make paid weapons be while still having players pay them for it, and yet you do it because you're a good little consumer, even running propaganda for them for free on 4chan. All because you're upset that this PvE co-op game is receiving the same treatment as every single other PvE co-op game. You and your boyfriend are cattle
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>hm today I will hover pack onto an unreachable ledge and use my qol mods to put down turrets and an ATe so that I can kill things without having to try
I'm so good at the video game /hdg/ this is the d10 gameplay I deserve
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>>582348640
>compared to AR's SMG's have:
>better per shot damage vs comparable AR's in the same pen category (exception being the gallant which is only better than the lib pen and pacifier in that regard)
>but worse performance over range in the form of high drag that degrades their damage output past 50 meters to be lower than AR's
so how do you carry that forward to a laser SMG that doesn't lose any damage over range? other than making the laser have an extremely low lifespan there's really only one way and that's to make it highly inaccurate outside of 50 meters so its effective damage output is degraded and worse than AR's
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now he's thinking up of scenarios that only happen in chinese lobbies that he doesn't join
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>>582350378
don't forget to give your AR better handling than a pistol and heavy armour pen while you're at it!
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>>582350378
>get shot by tank
>get shot by harvester
>999 shriekers come and molest your ass
>die
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CHEAT STRAWMAN
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>>582350378
>this is the d10 gameplay I deserve
this but I also deserve 99 stims grenades magazines and infinite jump pack
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>>582350570 (me)
forgot to mention I'm brown and trans btw
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>>582350378
>when no one says this
nice strawman glazer r/helldivers is down the road
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The only way I'd ever download these hacks is if they buffed the amount of enemies 3x. Game is ridiculously easy as is, I don't see a point in making it play itself even harder
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>>582348640
skill issue, you're aiming like a meter above its head.
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Day of the anti cheat is coming.
You will all be purged or segregated into DESIGNATED brown lobbies where you’re only allowed to cheat with each other.
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>all these SEAmonkeys coping that they're not brown
KWAB
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>>582350789
I have seen this happen multiple times already.
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>>582350806
so I take it you're exclusively running the constitution, peacemaker and speargun for a challenge
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>>582350789
this is happening in lobbies as we speak, retard. you'd know this if you played the game
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>arrowhead will now never be able to enshitify weaponry without there being an immediate fix
>they will never be able to make the entire game shit because consolefags exist and daddy snoy will rip their nuts off if they try
>they can't ban accounts because daddy snoy wants his paypiggies
>paypiggies will keep buying warbonds because they still believe being banned is a thing
>nerfniggers will forever seethe and cope while everyone who wanted to have fun will be able to mod the game to their hearts content
>mods to increase enemy spawnrates and ai will innevitably arise
>D11 through D15 will be brought to us entirely by modders
joyous days ahead frens
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>Arrowhead is likely just trying to see how bad they can make paid weapons
How much of a delusional unfiltered brown mutt do you have to be to type out something like this. The last 4 warbonds had one or multiple items that powercrept gear in the game.
Go back and consider actually playing the game instead of circle jerking in your shithole all day.
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>>582350234
>Can you really say this community is lower trust than the swedes in charge?
Yes, absolutely. And it's not even close. This is on DotA levels of low trust.
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>>582351092
funny you mention this, the speargun is my go to pick. And for primaries it's mostly the one two to larp with unless i have a primary to level. Melee secondary only ofc.
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>>582351073
>>582351192
source trust me bro post a video of it happening and no don't bring a friend so you can fake it dipshit
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Wiping the map with ATE is part of the developer's vision. If they didn't like it, they would have nerfed it.
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>>582332483
Chat is this real?
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>>582348640
>could
Will. It's over.
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go back to darktide, the nerftroons are in there.
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hopefully something like the drg custom difficulty plugin is made before the current modding craze dies
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>>582352001
>Nerftranny is when you cant one shot every boss in the game
I know hellshitters is a dad game but come on now.
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>randomizer button QoL mod
i can die in peace now
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>>582352186
consider why you feel the need to constantly make up these false scenarios.
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>>582352186
I mean there are people in the PoE community who think a build is bad because you aren't killing the highest HP boss in the game in 1-5 seconds. People are broken to actually playing games these days.
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>>582352376
Hellshitters dilate when something doesnt die in one hit.
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Apology blowjobs from eagle-1
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I have higher trust in my teammates in Left 4 Dead games than this low trust swedeslop game.
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>>582352186
>procreating is le bad
troon-coded post with consultation from sweet baby inc
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>>582353532
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>582352376
>make up these false scenarios
Unfiltered mutt really typed this out while trying to convince you that le ebil narrowhead is trying to nerf him non-stop (the players have been buffed almost nonstop for a year now).
The ironing.
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Some nigger stole my C4 right after I called it down. No he didn't also bring it and just get confused. Not like taking an EAT where you get another one in 60 seconds, my whole damn support weapon. Just threw every brick then discarded it. So yeah, HD2 is low trust.
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>>582352360
Didnt you get the memo? Its cheating.
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>>582354013
So shoot him? In the leg, then in the face if he doesn't get the message.
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>>582354413
most drooling retards who play this game dont even know you can drop weapons
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>>582353779
do you even like this game, or do you just come here to shitpost because of some autistic shit that gaped you years ago? because to me it seems like your entire persona consists of getting revenge for some bygone imagined slight in the most petty ways possible.
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Would you guys use the maxigun if it deployed a directional shield for as long as you are firing?
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>>582354665
that will be the laser gatlings gimmick
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>>582354413
>shoot him
hence, low trust
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>>582354619
He got his asshole gaped by the discord sisters in the past and he have been seething ever since, the rape was so brutal it traumatized him.
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>>582354665
there is only a right way to fix the maxi gun and it sure as hell it ain't giving a directional shield since the problem with it is not receiving damage to the front here is how to fix it
>able to move when firing it
>give it ap 4
that's it brother
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>>582354771
Cool. Maybe after that, we’ll get a flying rocket bike with homing missiles. Imagine how fun that would be.
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Losers
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>>582332940
i don't appreciate this Sai slander
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>>582354927
Shoot him anyway. If he protests just shoot him again.
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>>582354665
just allow movement while shooting it and shitting out a ap4 round for every 7 or so ap 3 rounds
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>>582354013
I watched somebody steal my meltagun and proceed to try and shoot down a gunship with it. I forgive him because he was clearly retarded.
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>>582354413
yes
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>>582355637
>is the last boss of every borderlands 2 challenge run
how does he do it?
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So how busted actually is the Sai? It sounds top-tier on bugs and squids.
Good 1-mag damage and plenty of spare heat sinks mean that the abysmal cooling rate is less of a problem than it seems.
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Arrowhead dug its own grave with the tanks and exosuits.

You genuinely cannot make D10 challenging with these stratagems existing. All you can do is cope and punish regular helldivers for it. Or nerf the tanks and exosuits and then have thousands of trooning basedboy crybabies shitting and pissing themselves over the nerfs.
The other is push the true narrative that exosuits and tanks are stratagems for shitters (only works on heterosexual males that can genuinely understand the concept of honor. Faggots, troons and other mentally ill individuals will just ignore it and call you toxic for it).

So, how do you rebalance tanks and exosuits in a way that feels fair?
Add mapgens that remove their ability to move around.
Spawn so many heavies that a tank feels worse to use than a 500kg, OPS, solo silo, 120/380mm or portable hellbomb.
Will it ever happen? Unlikely.
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>>582356587
>honor
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp
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>>582356587
No one would care about nerfing tanks because no one uses them.
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>>582356587
post hand
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>>582354619
>do you even like this game
I'm level 300. I'll let you figure it out, champ.
Not going to bother entertaining the rest of your your raped nigger revenge fantasies filled post.
>>582354951
>he got gaped
How exactly was I gaped, sister? After getting raped in PvP you yourself initiated, you spent hours going through my socials trying to dox me, only to come up with a "you played foxhole bro"
You then tried to spam this general for 12+ months trying to get me banned from every lobby (didn't work lol). You then tried to mass report my posts to the janny (didn't work either lol). And now the only thing left for you is to hide behind filters and seethe that your every attempt at getting me out of this general completely failed.
Lets face it. You got raped in every possible metric here, sister.
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>>582356587
>honor
Indian spotted. I'm going to call you a faggot and steal your izzat and there's nothing you can do about it.
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seen the same exact reply at least 6 times now
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>>582356352
It is a good weapon.
Nothing too crazy to write home about.
Made for Ballistic/Directional Shield Chads.
>non-focus lens
"Bullet" hose that can lay down good fire but good luck hitting anything past 10 meters.
>focus lens
One-handed sickle sidegrade with medium pen.
Less RoF and also less accurate in exchange but a good inbetween for one-handed fun.
High Capacity Heatsink solves it's heat issues on both lenses.
It has four (4) durable damage so it really is just for taking out chaff, shit like meatballs on squids will take a long time to kill.
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>>582356587
tanks are boring and mechs feel like shit
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>Hmm, most ARs feel a bit underwhelming and keep getting overshadowed by explosive primaries
>Claude
><:Yes master?:>
>Vibe code me some AR buffs
><:Right away master:>
><:Here you are master, slight adjustments to damage, magazine reserves, ergo, mag capacity and durable damage, however they still retain their default AP values:>
>Absolutely perfect, while you're at it, I'd like to see my favorite HMG get a slight buff
><:Why of course master, here you are:>
>Thank you Claude, now I can truly play the game
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Megafactories with pubbies has been harrowing. They throw 380s at gunship fabs thinking it will destroy them. They don't shoot mortors or aa guns and will only try to destroy them with hellbombs. One bitched that his eagles were bugged and was not situationally aware of the aa guns on the map. They don't understand the data ports on the defense network hack or airtraffic tower hack objectives. This is d10 with people level 80+...
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>>582357075
>vibecoders gave HMG the AMR bullet
>"slight buff"
nigger thats triple damage with zero downsides quit coping
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How come the leandivers don't use twink models, only female ones
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why don't the nerftrannies make mods to make the game harder?
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>>582357936
they don't actually want the game to be harder, they just act like contrarian fags for attention
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242839587681/76561198071306508
Get in
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>>582357826
Different mod.
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>>582356587
>muh izzat
Gurpreet, please never open your mouth again.
>D10
>challenging
The game isn't challenging at all, the fuck are you smoking nigger.
Even when everything was underpowered as fuck with our weapons feeling like nerf guns it still wasn't challenging just tedious.
Like chargers needing two EATs and even RR shots to the face while the game spawned 20 of them so all you could do while waiting on cooldowns is run in circles.
>how do you rebalance tanks and exosuits in a way that feels fair?
By making them fun to use. Is the one scavenger that gets trampled by an exosuit or run over by tank treads write essays complaining about how it is "unfair" for them?
No, because it is a co-op game.
You can choose to not use them if you care about proving yourself to your poopjeet gods.
Surely they'll give you many monitor lizards to rape or actually make you white in your next reincarnation.
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>>582358226
>is that....
>bullets
>GOING SLIGHTLY MORE STRAIGHT???!!!
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>>582357936
Nerftrannies don't play the game. You expect them to make a mod that makes it harder?
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>>582358214
2/4
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>>582358226
>35 to 50 durable damage
isn't that exactly what it had before they raped it for no good reason?
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>>582357936
uhh well you see nerfGODS like gucci simply refuse to use any mods at all! it's just basic principles!
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>>582358214
Filled
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>>582358538
undocumented ;^)
but don't worry, they openly reverted the angle penetration change to make it look like a buff
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>>582358538
yes
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>>582356997
>>582356829
>>582358351
Honor isn't an indian concept, though.
It's literally just part of the social contract in civilized societies.
As far as I know, izzat has nothing to do with the western concept of honor as well, it's just some type of wicked retribution system for feral subhumans in which the only valuable thing is prestige for oneself and their family.

Chivalry, valor, honesty, those are the true codes of honor. Respecting other people that deemed themselves respectable that are part of your social group and being willing to sacrifice parts of yourself for them if needed. That is honorable.

>game was always easy
False. I also refuse to argue with disingenous fags. That's all you'll get from me.
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>>582359030
>fat people post here
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>>582359153
I'm not fat, though.
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@grok make my hand at least 4 shades lighter
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ChatGPT make my hand white
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>>582337521
and that's why it is the better game and series
EDF 6 is such hope/struggle/campy kino that i actually teared up or had a shit eating grin on my face many times during my initial playthrough
I like HD2 but the swiggers could NEVER live up to it and their smarmy faggotry only serves to make the overall experience worse
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>>582359004
What does 33% 50 durable damage concretely give you?
t. wasn't around when durable was introduced
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>>582357936
I've been waiting for some mods that revert most of the extreme buffs, and I'm even less skilled in modding than helldiving, so I can't do it myself
obviously it'll be a long time before anything resembling a gamestate I'd want is made
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>>582358351
>chargers needing two EATs
Shitter detected.
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>>582359592
which extreme buffs?
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>>582356587
>So, how do you rebalance tanks and exosuits in a way that feels fair?
Limiting them to 1
I'd apply this to most support weapon stratagems as well, but also make them stronger
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>adjud 1heads devas
Oh no.
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>>582359030
Whoops, posted the wrong one, sorry guys
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>>582359978
Nice floor, Wulfgamer.
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I really do believe the meltagun has a bug where it's considered an explosive weapon, so it triggers the malicious code where you get ragdolled each time you shoot it, because holy fuck each time you fire this, the millisecond it fires, you instantly end up on your ass by some random shit shooting you through the entire map
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>>582359954
>(realistic)
So why doesn't the mod delete aliens and robots?
>>582359912
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>>582359954
>make it retardedly strong
>also buff it's ergo
Giving retarded people the ability to make stuff was a mistake.
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>>582359978
>no weird discoloration thing on nigger's palm
>fingers too slim and pretty
AI will never take over at this rate.
Do a chinese version now.
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>>582356587
>Spawn so many heavies that a tank feels worse to use than a 500kg, OPS, solo silo, 120/380mm or portable hellbomb.
This sounds like an insanely cancerous sandbox.
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>>582359978
Looking pale, gucci!
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>>582357770
>They don't understand the data ports on the defense network hack
Holy fuck this happened to me so fucking bad, I called down the hard drive but a pubbie ran up and snatched it first and started running circles around the whole objective site looking for the port because they don't know that its not on the sides of the building when in a cyberfactory.

Despite the fact that its in plain view in the front and they ran right past it five fucking times and I was standing right there next to it pinging it constantly and trying to get in their way they just kept running laps until they finally died to stray fire and I picked it up myself.
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>>582360151
>Giving retarded people the ability to make stuff was a mistake.
Yeah, Arrowhead does that
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>>582359348
Durable damage has always been in the game from the start it just wasn't shown or explained in game but that change specifically meant the HMG's projectile does slightly more durable damage. How much exactly is dependent on what target because a lot of eminence's parts have different durable values.
If you want a more in depth look, check here
https://helldivers-calculator.netlify.app/damage-explained/durable-damage
but the tldr is
>every gun does standard and durable damage
>every enemy has different parts that have varying durable percentages
>explosive and flame weapons always deal 100% durable damage, which is why they always do a lot better over laser, ballistic, arc and plasma weapons
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>>582360184
>no weird discoloration thing on nigger's palm
Niggers are white on the bottom of their hands and feet because everybody has some good in them.
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>>582356587
If they add difficulties, it would be nice if they added a planet condition that disables exosuit stratagems. I’m a mech game enjoyer but in this game they are awful. They detract more than they add. If I join a lobby and it has multiple exosuit users I always leave immediately because it’s going to be a walking simulator. It doesn’t help that they have strong synergy with all of the AOE DOT stratagems that are already the strongest ones. Fuck exosuits.
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>>582359912
Hulk armor nerfs and Senator AP buff comes to mind, damage increases across the board of primaries as well.
I'd say pre-60day but there was some good in there too, but overall I liked the balance during that time better, and felt more rewarding to me.
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We wuzza nerfkangs and shieeeet
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>>582359912
sentries cooldown.
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>>582359004
the durable damage ratio change is a mess the whole way though
if you look at archived stats the HMG's durable damage was never 23%, it was always 33% (plus some manual rounding up for a nice round number that ended in 5). It did 100 normal damage and 35 durable damage. For some reason they had it in their heads that the HMG had a 23% durable damage originally and THOUGHT that they buffed it to 33%. Then 3 months later as part of the first of the 60 day patches they reexamined the weapon and decided to revert a buff that they never actually gave it, resulting in the durable damage nerf.
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>>582359819
Hi newfriend.
Did you start playing the game recently?
Anti-tank weapons weren't always the way they are now, EATs and RR shots actually needed two hits into the dome to kill a charger.
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>>582358214
Did everyone crash? I landed on a dead vox engine, clipped through the map, and was an underground moleman for a bit until I tried to kill myself with a grenade.
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>>582358214
I crashed RIP
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>>582361316
>Medium II
I miss it...
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>>582361414
>two hits into the dome to kill a charger
Yeah, this is why i call you shitter.
You were supposed to shoot the leg.
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>>582360151
retarded strong is when devastator die when you hold left click for 0.1 second instead of 0.2 second
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>>582359954
> 1head devas
>1body all light bots
OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>582361316
Durable being so fucky ruins pretty much most medium and heavy weapons
You might as well just use light for DPS and anti tank for anything bigger than chaff
The only gun that bucks the trend is like the LC because it does a kirkillion damage a second, applies DOT, and has no fall off
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>>582361316
Again, what does 35 durable damage give you against 1k+ health heavies?
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>>582361659
Make sure you're also moving forward for your +1 attack damage on hit.
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>>582361749
Yeah, that's twice as good.
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Remember when Pilestedt said "we're not making videogame guns, we're making realistic guns"?
Though he did use it exclusively to defend bad weapons, if we use the design logic fairly, realistic rebalances are good
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>>582356587
launch cyberstan was pretty rough on tanks and exosuits, guess your whole arguement falls apart there, it was perfect, tanks were pre nerf and enemies were still unraped (vox engine) but everytime people cry and they nerf the enemies into the floor so it's over, the same with hive worlds, they nerfed the enemies so hard hive lord doesn't even spawn on gater mission anymore, no challange, no strategy, no fear of failure, nothing
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>>582361791
Almost like it's terrible design that only exists for swedes to hide behind and not actually to balance what weapons can do versus different enemies.
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>>582361749
>cutting ttk in half isn't retardedly strong actually
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Ahaha it's so funny because you brought the ragdoll resistance armor with 175 armor and you took one single hit that left you at exactly 5% hp (heavy armor btw) and it ragdolled you (ragdoll armor btw) and it also gave you an instant chest injury so by the time you get up, you bled out and you DIED, wasn't that FUNNY? Aren't you LAUGHING?
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uhhhhh
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>>582362763
You don't want those medals, entitled pig disgusting cheater. Now buy the warbond.
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today I found out tanks can turn in place, you just need to come to a complete stop for a couple of seconds for some insane reason
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>>582357770
>80+
If they're not lvl 200 they're retarded at the game. Anything less than even like lvl 180 even is practically someone retarded.
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>>582362931
>t. level 181
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>>582360065
HOLY OBSSED NIGGA
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>>582362989
No. I'm lvl 273.
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>>582359912
> which extreme buffs?
I’m not him but I want to play d10 with enemy health increased by 60% or so. That’s roughly how much light pen weapons were buffed if you don’t count the 33% penetration damage buff.
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>tfw level 150 vgin playing with all of these level 280+ pedos
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>>582360737
>>582361018
>>582363089
These are all reasonable (minus the massive HP increase), I've always wanted a D11 without the cost of nerfing weapons directly and I have my own ideas. I wonder just how much of the game can be modded, though. I guess it won't cost me much to try to create a 'new difficulty' even if it requires every player in the lobby to have the mod downloaded, I'll try something like that
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could it be that helldivers 2 has so much RNG baked in that that's the reason nobody can agree on what the correct gamestate should be
or maybe the devs are actually right and the current balance is a nice compromise between the two extreme ends of nerfs and buffs
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>>582362357
My argument is pro heavies spam, which accounted for Cyberstan.
Also exosuits were buffed after Cyberstan.
Unbuffed exosuits were in a good spot, now they just curbstomp mostly everything, breakthrough being way better than the other exosuits on bots as well.
Also now we have a new tank that is designed to counter bots in particular with smokes, making the situation even worse on the bots front.

But yes, currently the game feels exactly like you described it, and armored vehicles make it feel even easier. And guess what? People spam them every mission. Then they can bring supplies pack or backpack shield on top, and have an armor that makes them even harder to kill.
We are behind so many layers of protection for helldivers that didn't exist on launch that dying feels like the actual challenge and in order to get some sort of interesting gameplay you have to actively strip all of those things away.

I simply want D10 or even D9 to feel challenging again.
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>want to incentivize more teamwork between people in the COOP game
>do it in the most disgusting swiggershit way where you have to stick entirely together to deal with the volume of enemies
>volume of enemies predisposes the entire team (now in close proximity) to friendly fire in order to be dealt with
>completely negate the benefits of splitting off into duos to cover more area
honestly it's downright impressive how they manage to completely fuck up even the incentives to stick together more
wake me when there's mods that return the spawn model to its pre-7.1.0 state
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>>582363537
Sounds like the good old days of the First Galactic War
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>>582363745
except
you know
Without the mass amounts of TEAM ENHANCING EQUIPMENT.
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>>582363537
But aaaannoooonn
Directing spawn is tooo haaaard, we'll just phase enemies 20 meters from you in broad daylight
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>>582362763
it's probably fiiiiiiiiiiiine
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koko?
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>>582362763
>>582363995
I can't wait to see bottroons completely mindbroken by having to restart from 0% after they are done with their first megacity.
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>>582363384
The easiest d11 change would be to half or something the reinforcement budget.
Another would be to increase the resupply cooldown, but this might need some rework to the supply pack aswell.
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>>582363507
unbuffed exosuits were dogshit, I never saw anyone bring them in ever. HD2 was the only game that managed to add EXOSUITS and have no one interested in them at all
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>>582364153
Commando missions
D11 already kinda exists you chuddites just don't play it bc it's gay
also commando squigger and bug missions doko
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>>582364353
False. They were balanced, but just like orbital laser people got intimidated by the cap limit. And just like orbital laser they had a chance to be turned completely useless after being deployed.
Now they are objectively overpowered, which is why people use them more.
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>heh, it's over for you artist! AI will replace you and you deserve it!
>NOOOOO! AI IS CHANGING MY GAME! BAAAAAAAAANNN BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
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>>582364353
always got raped on bots
Bot durable damage would rape your limbs
especially being a tall target with more agro meaning ever dev in a 500 meter radius would molest you
It always raped on the other fronts tho
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>>582363507
I want what you want too, unfortunately we are the minority, our only cope is to self regulate, and self regulating has been around for a long time in games, players with a lot of experience picking lesser gear because they don't want to cheese it, I've been savoring the limited time events where something special like jetpack plus incinerator and cyborgs in one city all come together into one cluster fuck
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>you now remember pre-60 days patch
>Walking barrage, 380&120MM were the best firepower stratagems, but nobody wanted to bring them because they didn't know how to use them
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>>582364493
Commandos are actually my favorite type of mission, partially because I like stealthing
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>>582364557
Exosuits were "balanced" by killing themselves when shooting rockets, rockets not going where you aimed and not being able to shoot rockets downwards.
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>>582364696
2/4
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>>582364696
full
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>>582364826
Very niche patriot only issue that could be easily mitigated in many ways.
Patriot still has some of those issues by the way.
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>>582363537
>do it in the most disgusting swiggershit way where you have to stick entirely together to deal with the volume of enemies
Skill issue
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>In game depicts Super Earth as one of the most high trust societies possible, outright suburbia life - which is the epitome of high trust living.
>It's actual playerbase is chimpanzee tier low trust niggers.
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>>582365606
>have to deal with dogshit game design
>call it a "skill issue" and suck the devs cock forever so you seem so cool to a bunch of 14 year olds on the internet
wow anon you're so cool
will you teach me how you bounce on it crazy style so fluently?
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speaking of
what happened to all the calls for strats to only work in proximity of team leader? (like the first game)
or whatever the fuck modifier(s)
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>>582344436
>megafactory eradicate
>about the throw 380 barrage
>ragdoll and drop the ball
>get up to run
>first missle hits me and ragdoll again
>game uses trigonometry to calculate my exact speed and trajectory
>second missle lands directly on top of me mid skid
Really gets the noggin joggin
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>>582361802
here's a comparison. Overall it's not terribly significant, a round or two to 10ish give or take a few.
The biggest differences are the really heavy targets like behemoth heads at 23 rounds saved going from 73 to 50 (but their leg being the more efficient option at only 40 rounds required even at 35 durable damage), factory strider eyes at 35 rounds saved and going from having to reload once by needing 114 rounds to doing it in under a mag at 79 rounds, and factory strider belly panels at 21 rounds saved going from 69 (nice) to 48 rounds, and the engine compartment of tanks at 22 rounds saved going from 69 (nice, again) to 47 rounds. Basically targets you'd probably be engaging with some form heavy AT anyways be it an EAT, a red, or a heavy AT secondary/grenade
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>>582365998
>can't play a videogame
>cry and shit yourself until the videogame adapts to your needs
>instead of sticking to your ideas and just uninstalling like a mature person would if the game was genuinely dogshit
skill issue
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Honestly only losers still play is game
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Only niggercattle jeettroons kikeslaves still play helldivers 2, shrimple as.
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>>582366428
>>582344436
>stand in beaten zone of artillery barrage
>get hit by artillery shell
:o
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vhg... imagine if there never was a 60 day patch... HD2 could be dead right now... all the swedes jobless...
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>>582366432
I don't know how anybody can hit even half a mag of HMG on targets like strider heads with the handling it has.
t. Can barely hit hulk eyes at all and hates that they stagger from anything now, that's the opposite of what a hulk does
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>>582366663
How did xhe write the most compelling railroaded campaign in gaming's history?
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>>582366458
make a complete fool of myself by completely missing the point! got it!
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>>582366727
wear PP armour and crouch or prone before shooting
and avoid low RPM mode, it's a trap. it fires so slowly the gun has time to settle between recoil impulses which just makes compensating for the recoil harder.
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when the fuck are they fixing support weapons not remembering settings? I'm sick of having to set my railgun to unsafe every single mission
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Hey.
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>>582367052
Don't you have a hotkey for switching firemodes?
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>>582367052
I sure hope you're not using unsafe mode against hulk eyes.
you know safe mode can one shot them and you never have to worry about rushing a shot to stop yourself form blowing up, right?
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>>582363537
>>do it in the most disgusting swiggershit way where you have to stick entirely together to deal with the volume of enemies
okay, so fewer enemies, gotcha. but then how do we keep it challenging for players that do stick together? since there are fewer enemies the players can concentrate their fire on what enemies there are and kill them even faster. so I guess we're going to have to increase the health and durability of enemies so teamwork is required to take them down efficiently, like needing two people to fire AT at a single heavy to kill, instead of 1 person being able to handle it
that sound better for you?
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Marfark liberation status?
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>>582365998
>dogshit game design is when enemies spawn to kill me
Just go back, unfilteroid
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Gucci moment.
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3 DAYS
DON'T DIE.
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>>582367902
current weaponry, old enemies (with the increased durability)
and then we're nova
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>>582368205
What's in three days?
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Medicdiving with the Sai and a Railgun is fucking kino
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>>582368858
What is the railgun even good for that I can't do with a commando? I certainly don't use it more than 4 times in bug or bot dives. maybe plinking crushers but that's inefficient.
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>>582368417
End of service
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>>582368205
GOTTA STAY FLY
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Ok botfags. You're going to, finally, finish off the mega factory in an hour leaving you 12 hours left in the MO. You will need to liberate the remaining 25% in that time. That equates to 2.08%+ net liberation to do so, BUT, the planet has 1.5% regen so you'll need to get 3.58%+ liberation. I don't think you'll manage to accomplish that and it will be another embarrassing botfag loss.
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>>582369038
You pop crusher helmets with it.
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>>582369038
>please make my skill issue your problem
Lol nah, enjoy the cringemando, homo.
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lob bee
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this game has throwing knives
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>>582369665
it shouldn't
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I think the best part of the mods explosion has been seeing just how fucking stupid people are when it comes to what they think "good balance" is. They just make shit blatantly OP and call it a day.

Makes you also realize Arrowhead themselves are terrible at this as well just in a less extreme way. Makes it easier to understand how their weapon balance is so garbage.
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>>582369665
They one-shot oversaars if you hit them in the head. More of a “just for fun” weapon than anything, though.
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>>582369734
nah the best part is all the coping and seething for sure. very entertaining
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>>582369665
Yes and you can't pick them back up once you've thrown them
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>>582368858
Should I switch my loadout? I usually bring MG sentry, AT sentry, Karl Gustaf and airstrike. Now that the sai is around I am taking the ballistic shield, I never use directional shield ever but fuck the sai is amazing.
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>>582369780
>enemies have aim resist and literally move their head when you point your reticle at it
>hulks fucking spin 360 and cover their heads if you point at it
>just hit the head bro
the eternal swigger
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>>582370245
>>enemies have aim resist
holy shitter cope
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>be me
>say afk and go piss
>come back to cryobay in my own ship

many such cases
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It's OVER. AbdoGODS have WON.
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>>582370245
Hulk and devastator twisting and bot wallhacks are old bugs reintroduced. They probably merged an older version again as it is suspected that the swedes have poor version control.
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>>582369780
somehow I've seen maybe 2 people other than I use throwing knives "for fun" in >1500 hours
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>>582370430
I don't think they ever solved the issue 3bh
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>>582370640
It wasnt this bad before. Like hulks used to put their arm up when you aimed at their face and now they drop their heads into the ground while shooting at you.
Shits funny as fuck.
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>>582356587
nigger, i wanna use the exosuit because it's cool and fun to use, if i wanted a true fucking challenge i would maybe try carrying your fat ass mom around lol!
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>Quasar cuck charging up his shot to deal with a hulk.
>Meanwhile, I just chuck a jihad drone at it and kill it before the fucking quasar can even fire.
The absolute state of that dogshit support weapon.
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uhhhhhhh bots. like on D10
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>>582370559
because they are not fun
they are dogshit
you have to ready them before throwing and it has a steep arc and they are not silent so you cant even stealth with them
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>>582370931
got his ass
well done
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>>582370245
Lower the difficulty, nigger
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>>582370245
>enemies have aim resist and literally move their head when you point your reticle at it
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>>582364696
GG
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The corner of doom and despair.
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Behold. The only known example of this vehicle doing what it was supposed to do.

The gunner couldn't even hit the second one.
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>>582370956
2/4
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>>582371097
>hellpod steering fix
>lock on weakpoints
>walking with maxigun
>frv physics fix
>stratagem bounce fix
>expie seaf
>big tiddy armor
>fog removed
>vaulting fix
>constellation shown
>tank turret rotates
>1 player tank controls
>super credit injector to reward any pugs who join with non meta loadouts
>if i see redit bingo of seige ready, oxy or grit + ulti/eruptor/giga/ONB/500kg you get kicked instantly
Oh yeah, its gaming time.
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>>582370426
Literally BUILT for milking boydivers with her asshole.
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>>582370956
fvll
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>>582371875
>expie seaf
wtf the other cu poster is a cheattroon? it's so over
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nyuuuuu not my heckin meme critter X3
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>>582369121
CERTE!
SEE YOU SOON BUDDY
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>>582370245
>enemies have aim resist
wow. this sounds evil.
they should buff all weapons by 1.5x again to make up for it
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oh hell yes bro more of these every just keep em coming bro just entire patrols of these and nothing else bro
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>>582371875
>hellpod steering fix
Okay
>lock on weakpoints
Okay
>walking with maxigun
Kinda lame. I'd prefer giving it more damage or heavy pen rather than making the gun feel lightweight and wimpy.
>frv physics fix
Okay
>stratagem bounce fix
Okay
>expie seaf
Sure
>big tiddy armor
Sure
>fog removed
Never really cared enough about fog to get why people made such a big deal about it, but sure.
>vaulting fix
Okay
>constellation shown
Okay
>tank turret rotates
Okay on the Maelstrom, not really needed on the Bastion.
>1 player tank controls
Lame. Needing a crew to run a tank is part of what makes tanks cool.
>super credit injector to reward any pugs who join with non meta loadouts
Based.
>if i see redit bingo of seige ready, oxy or grit + ulti/eruptor/giga/ONB/500kg you get kicked instantly
Kind of gay, but it's technically your call. I personally wouldn't kick 500kg users, they're already suffering enough for taking that godawful stratagem.
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>>582373094
raped
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>>582373094
Normal devastators should be at least this dangerous.
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>>582373094
play a different planet or stay a victim
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The game is too easy. All fronts are to easy and designed for people to mindlessly throw themselves at and win.
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>>582373217
>>582373407
>>582373549
>
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>>582373094
>mow down like 8 of these in one mag with my Bolterized JAR-5
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>>582369038
Its main use is killing hulks and gunships these days, because durable damage is a well-thought out mechanic designed bh geniuses from mars. Ideally they should buff it to one shot war strider joints, giving it a proper purpose as the best weapon for strider seeds, but we don't live in a proper world
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What if people who dived on the bot front actually knew how to play against bots?
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>>582370245
>sapient enemy dodge out of the way when you aim a weapon at them
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>Evitor
>Veto
>Dog
Absolutely lvdo combo.
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>>582373407
Normal devastators should have the big machineguns, Shield devastators should have short range shotguns instead of big machineguns, and Missile devastators should have the shitty little guns that do nothing.
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>bugtroons try to contribute to MO
>seething about bots have anti-aim and being too strong floods the thread
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>>582370245
>just hit their head bro
>WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE
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>>582370245
>>enemies have aim resist and literally move their head when you point your reticle at it
they don't, retard
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If you think hulk heads are hard to hit, you should play on a difficulty below D10. Hulks become completely non-threatening if you take the AMR.
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>>582373924
pubbing D10 megafactory sure doesn't feel like it does, with only a few elite botdivers who doesn't trip over a hulk's chunky chassis and die every 2 minutes
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>>582373094
I had a lot of fun fighting these guys yesterday with a pubbie. He had the Sai and either the directional shield or the ballistic shield, and I'd follow him with the supply pack and Evictor. Two tapping these dudes with the Evictor is very satisfying. Whenever he stood still to rip a burst on the Sai, I'd hit him with the stim pistol.
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I think Hulks blocking their face with an arm should be actual Hulk behavior and not just animation jank.
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One-Two and Arbitrator should both get +5 ergonomics and +5 mag capacity. As a treat.
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>>582373094
bro your inflammable armor? your sai?
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>>582375224
Inflammable is stupid. Firebots do majority of their damage with ballistic. The fire chip damage means fuck all when even heavy fire armor will die to a direct hit from hulk mortars and shotguns
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>>582374414
I agree with this in the whole.
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30 ergonomics is a perfectly serviceable ergonomics value and I'm tired of hearing crybabies whine about it
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>Botcels fail the MO
Pottery.
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>>582366663
It's going to die when those swedes fuck off for 2 months in november, all the xbox players left, I predict 20-30k daily populations when they come back in 2027
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>new mod manager drops
>already flagged by nexus
hmmm...
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16549
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>Joel coming to the rescue of botniggers so their feefees don't get hurt
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>>582371913
Imagine her pinning you to the ground with her ass and letting a bubbler rip on your chest as she pumps your dick into her puss.

>>582375224
Sai is too inaccurate to deal with those bastards. Though I haven't unlocked the muzzle attachment, it would probably help.
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>>582375530
i do not care for markfart or its gigafactories
i dive bots for fun and being a MOnkey is beneath me unless it nets me a cape or a strat
clearly, the strat here is the Maelstrom tank which is hot dogshit so i will not mourn its loss
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>>582373646
>game is too easy
Look, everyone! He posted it again! The god gamer himself posted his opinion!

Here’s an idea: How about we NOT go there today? Would it truly be so hard? To behave like a decent human being for ONCE in your pathetic life? Helldivers 2 does NOT need to be harder - what it needs is fewer dickheads like yourself who value their fun over everyone else’s. You’re scum. You are not welcome in this place.

Run along, now, child. You bore me. Bye bye.
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Megafactories and Megacities play so differently from each other that I don't understand when people group them together.
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>>582376032
there are 10 difficulty levels in the game
why can't you have fun on D4 while he has fun on D10?
why is your fun dependent on being able to say you play on the hardest difficulty?
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>>582375905
The sai is already good by default but with the focus lens and extended heatsink it becomes amazing. Going from 800rpm to 600rpm isn't that big of a deal, plus the rpm reduction means that you take even longer to overheat
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>>582375949
>I-i-i d-d-didn't actually want it
Holy raped
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>>582376032
Is this advanced bait or actual mental illness?
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>Cheater niggers everywhere in Helldiver with infinite ammo etc
>Cheaters everywhere in Wardogs where the whole map instantly die and revived continuously for 10 minutes before the cheater gets mass reported

Nothing is sacred anymore
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>>582376139
focus lens + extended heatsink + cold modifier let's the Sai fire as long as the stalwart can, it's crazy. I haven't tried the fast dissipation heatsink, is it even better?
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>>582373791
Kek
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>have voices set to 0
>hmm i wonder why i did that id love to hear the VA replacement for the democracy officer over comms
>turn voices back on
>helldiver whines and mewls every time a bullet so much as walks past the same post-code he's in
>have to hear the pathetic whining each time i'm ragdolled for several seconds on end after a stim
>disgusting mewling is the last thing i hear before the useless sack of meat breaks apart
ah, yeah, that's why.
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>>582371913
No! Milking boydivers with her pussy so he gets her pregnant!
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>>582376432
That's a dude, not a girl.
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>>582376154
>shit firing arc, shit armor, shit driving, shit mechanics, shit camera, shit everything
>regular bastion does everything it does but better
yeah man, i really don't
i dove megafactories for a bit so i couldn't be called a lazy bum for not helping but i find that shit to be unfun unless im running a metaloadout in which case its boring
and due to the recent spawnchanges with enemy distribution, bringing teammates makes it harder
it's incel corps. they already have an enemy that can oneshot you if more than 4 pellets strike you anywhere. anything smaller than a war strider killing me instatenously is unacceptable unless it's a bruiser hulk or a missile barrage
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>>582376289
>is it even better?
It's a side grade, i would say. You can't fire as long as the extended sink, but if you manage it properly, it'll last you much longer in an actual fight, especially if you're changing guns. On paper, extended is the best, but not cooling as quickly can really fuck you on hot and normal planets
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>>582373094
>be me
>blast incelstators from a mile away with a railgun
>not raped
jej
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>>582375886
>doesn't understand cities or megafactories award
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>>582377160
you just fell for bait
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>bugtroons keep saying we'll fail the MO
>ignore every explanation given about the game's liberation mechanics
>megafactory liberated
>liberation jumped to what bugtroon liberation percentage was less than 5 hours ago
>now on track to completely liberate marfark before the timer ends
What was that about BotGODs losing the MO again?
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>>582377337
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242855642352/76561198026977961

A lot of inane bitching in this thread, come drop bots.
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>>582377160
>purposefully ignoring the decay rate being lowered to try (and fail) to get a win online
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>>582374875
Its coded to cover it's face. If you ever used a senator or amr you'd know
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>>582377760
>major source of bot resistance gets destroyed
>resistance crumbles
noooooo, really?
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>>582377640
2/4
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>mech stratagem launcher
>patriot minigun AP 4
>unlimited mech uses (still has a CD)
>unlimited orbital laser uses
My Surströmming shackles SHATTERED for I am free from the eternal seething Swede.
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>>582377850
Ah yeah, just like on Zzaniah Prime right?
...Right?
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all these MO posts are just larping, right?
I mean, after 2 years of swedish fuckery, surely nobody still buys into this railroaded shit
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>>582373094
I just take fire armor + shield + x-bow
Don't like taking any chances with these faggots
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>>582378023
Yes, it's literally just one unemployed larper that constantly copes and seethes about a game he doesn't even own. Hiding the IP count was a great change, right!?
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>>582376480
Dont project your gay fantasies on the rest of us anon
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>>582376810
I could already tell you were raped, I didn't need a dissertation on why you're afraid of megafactories.
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>>582378023
>No one gives a shit about MO
>SE keep losing ground and planets
>Don't care
>SE lost
>Helldivers EOS
The dream
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>>582377640
2/4 get in here
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>>582376131
Nope. Not engaging with this.

Run along, little child. This game isn’t for you.
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>>582378558
>Bot
Shan't
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>barely more than ten hours left in the MO
>with 25% left on the planet, this means we need an average of about 2.5% per hour of liberation rate
>given the double HP trait of Megafactory planets, the 0.75% decay rate is effectively 1.5%
>this means that we need to achieve a total real liberation rate of 6.5%
>without the boost from the DSS, which was solely responsible for the Blob fragmenting like it did and completely wasting the first two days of the MO

Thank you, Joel.
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>>582376432
Yup. Based.
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>>582378604
>Nope. Not engaging with this
he announced while engaging with it.
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>>582376032
>>582378604
>screeching shitter meltie
le mao
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>>582373094
*perfectly hides xheir face so you spend 80% of your mag instead of three bullets killing xhem*
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>>582370305
>cope
lol, lmao even.
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>>582374498
Be nice, at least they're trying
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A girl on tinder wants to have sex with me
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>>582379919
Liar
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My fatass hog mom said she's going on tinder
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>>582379840
>this obvious fucking pathfinding bug caused by a dragonroach flying unusually low to the ground is CLEARLY """"""aim resistance"""""""""
okay retard. if this exists why hasn't it been replicated a million times over? why has it only ever been this one single instance?
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>>582370956
GGs
mucho tanku sex was had
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So how long until AH mass bans modders in general, catching countless normies using shitpost audio mods, and killing the game overnight?
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>>582380147
Hmmmm yes, perfectly in sync with the commando laser too, has to be a pathfinding bug yeah
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>>582380147
you're an actual retard holy shit
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post an image of your custom background, basically share your helldivers 2 "spray"
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>>582380363
brb replacing every banner with furry porn
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>>582380147
>this obvious fucking pathfinding bug
do you happen to frequent armory chat in trooncord by any chance?
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>>582380034
Yeah huh
>>582380104
She is kinda fat yeah
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Lobby doko....
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I don't wanna cheat but I kinda wanna try being able to move with maxigun...
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>>582380490
wtf are you me?
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>>582380695
non-zero chance cheats crashing my lobbies and I'm not even the one using them
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>>582379834
*shoots you through the shield* (nothing personnel)
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>>582380171
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>>582380695
take the hmg, put it at max RPM, and then walk while shooting with it
then see that it's uncontrollable because moving while shooting adds 50% recoil and induces extra sway and realize that even if you could move and shoot with the maxigun you never would, and what you really want is just the ability to dive out of firing it without needing to wait
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>>582380863
You forgot to censor the names
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>>582380863
wabbit...
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>>582380863
Added these names to the list.
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>>582376480
>her
>dude
Ehhh?
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>>582380863
added wabbit to 'the list'...
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>>582379919
A *CIA honeytrap on *CIA honeypot wants to *compromise me
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WTF with bot planets and their retarded amount of resistance and HP
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>>582380958
True true...
Anyway
>halves the horizontal recoil
>slightly reduces the vertical recoil
>increase ergo to 10
>durable damage to 36
>AP4
https://files.catbox.moe/b2ic9p.mp4
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>Joel halfed the res saved this MO
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>>582381535
Woah... He just killeded to enemies..... so cool....
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>>582380490
...what kind of furry porn?
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>>582381535
STOP HES HAVING FUN ARREST THAT MAN!!!
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>>582381735
Guess.
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>>582381559
See >>582378960 the liberation rate is going to plummet during the night shift and the MO will fail.
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>>582381178
Thats scary
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>>582381535
>0 recoil while shooting on the move
So this is the power of Unfiltered™ "balancing"......whoa......
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>>582381535
>public lobby
that's unethical, you should only be using gameplay altering mods in a private lobby
also
>slinkerdeer
you're a furfag ain't ya
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>>582381535
just being able to move while shooting would produce the same video
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>>582380363
My wife got my back.
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>>582347078
Why did they delay the supply FRV anyway for those who missed it?
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>>582382403
FOMO
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>>582382091
>complaining about "muh ethics"

What if I raped you and recorded it and sent it to your whole family saying you insisted on it?
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MOfags will witness all this GM fuckery
yet will come back next week to hound players about the importance of contributing to the MO
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>>582382454
dude that makes you gay
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>buGODs completed their part in the blink of an eye
>"hardest faction in the game" still struggling to take ONE planet
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>>582356587
you gayest faggot
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forcing all cheatroons to wear little pink triangles on their uniform while they service superior vanilla men
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>>582381535
This is what the backpack fed stratagems should have been. Ridiculously overpowered. The balance should have been to restrict reloading them and give them long cooldowns between call ins, like the ultimate form of expendables.
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>>582381535
Notice that he's miles away from his teammates. I think a big chunk of the playerbase want the game to be easy on D10 solo. This chunk of the playerbase is also sub-human, and their existence is inimical to the game being good.
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>joel has to lower the regen on marshart so the botsissies can feel like they accomplished something

Pathetic!
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>>582381535
>I just want to be able to move and shoot with the maxigun is that too much to ask???
>oh but also I want it to have less recoil teehee
>and also I want it to do more durable damage teehee
>and also also I want it to handle better teehee
>and also also also I just want one more tiny little thing and make it be AP4 teehee
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>>582383538
After all this it would still be mid
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>>582381535
Upset the troons with this one lmao
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lobby Doko
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>>582383665
host one
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>>582383665
I want to eat Mori's pussy so bad bros...
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>>582383598
>recoil of a stalwart, AP of the HMG, DPS of the HMG on max RPM, the durable damage ratio approaching plasma weapons, and a 1000 round non reloading magazine is only just mid
retarded bait or just retarded?
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>>582383839
He's, unfortunately, kind of right because, even with all of that, you still have to aim it. Having to aim makes it harder to use than the cremator, which is basically already that good within 25 meters. I hate the cremator because if even one teammate takes it on bugs, you might as well just go AFK. It's so powerful that any retard can solo D10 bugs, and if you have two teammates with cremators it's even worse.
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>>582380958
Not the actual case when you move and shoot with the Maxigun, I've tried. It's very usable
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>>582383839
>takes the backpack slot
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>>582381535
Stop having fun with the Maxigun!!! Yes you can do this with 10 other stratagems in the game even more efficiently than this, but it's bad if you do it with the Maxigun because... reasons
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>>582384396
>Yes you can do this with 10 other stratagems
Which ones?
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>>582381535
Best part about this that I left out?
the ammo was reduced to 600 to compensate for the buffs
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>>582384334
>muh crutchpack
You get more value from bringing an extra stratagem, retard.
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>>582384538
I was wondering why you chewed through it so fast and thought you might have upped the RPM
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>>582383839
You realize you're describing the Epoch in everything but magsize, right?
The Epoch, but it takes a backpack slot.
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>>582384556
No stratagem is worth more than taking the warp pack and getting where I'm going 15 seconds faster.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242863547731/76561198994365851
d10 bots. Passed a very important test today, but don't have anyone to celebrate with. So you guys will have to do.
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>>582384809
Epoch is AP5 charged though, and DPS is nowhere near a machine gun.
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>>582384787
No that too, it can be changed between 1000, 2000, 3000 rpm.
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>>582384964
fvll
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>>582385138
How many of you are just sitting around waiting for someone else to host? Couldn't even open the game in time.
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>crouched or standing still shooting enemies
>random team mate will stand slightly to the side and behind me and shoot super close to me over my shoulder
Why is this so common? It's started to drive me crazy so many people do it
I've started "accidentally" walking into it lately and one time the host even kicked the guy cause I let it happen twice lmao
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You know how the jet brigade became a thing after the Automatons looted jump packs from dead helldivers? They should do the same thing for bugs. A new bug strain that has been hoarding all helldiver backpacks they can get. So there's hunters with shield generators, warriors with jump packs, stalkers with supply packs, commanders with dogs, and chargers with portable hellbombs
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>>582385217
As someone who wants to play with /hdg/ more, you get to a point where it's just better to start hosting yourself.
Also I would host myself, but I gotta get ready for DnD tomorrow.
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>>582380819
name three non-plasma non-explosive weapon that let you do this without wasting 80% of your mag
the AMR should do this
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>>582385276
it looks cool and thats reason enough
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>>582385370
True. Probably best I didn't get in since I just got home from work anyway. Mayb I'll host in a bit once I'm settled in.
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>>582375875
you can't be serious lmao
the fucking modtrannies cannot seriously be trying to force you to use a goy approved mod manager
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>SAI is a cool gun that has mods that matter and enhance it
>people use it and it's good because of the mods
>Arbitrator is a cool guns that has no mods to enhance it
>people don't use it and it's bad because it has no mods
what will they learn from this, I wonder?
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I like Megafactories because trenches and machinegun encampments are everywhere, feels like a real war.
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>>582385803
That nobody engages with weapon customization so its a waste of time to implement it
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>>582385803
>sweden
absolutely nothing
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>>582382454
>gay fantasies
>no denial of being a dogfucker
You have to go back.
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>>582381178
yeah, compromise my virginity with a sopping wet unused vagina
compromise my antisocial morals by starting a family with me
compromising my social status by kissing me on the lips and being lovey dovey
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>>582385336
>bots take over a SE factory planet
>reverse-engineer Bastions and Maelstrom tanks
>new bot subfaction of super-heavy tanks
>basically like fighting an enemy Bastion/Maelstrom, but extremely dangerous since they can engage at much farther distances
>no heatsinks, must be climbed on top of to destroy a medium armored hatch
>hatch covers a hole to drop a grenade into and destroy the tank
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>>582383757
you're gooning to an irl foid
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>>582383665
God I wish I were the horse she's posing for
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>>582385803
>sweden
they'll revert to a version before mods
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>>582385482
I meant the heavy dev shoots you
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What sort of daemonic spirit did Mori make a contract with to make people freak out so much over such a mid anime girl?
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>>582386132
by mods i meant the customization system
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this thing is fun, i should use it more
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>>582385803
They'll nerf sai
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>>582385803
do you mean attachments? SAI is good because it does 800 RPM of 80dmg AP3 to 1066 DPS that is fully applicable to light armor instead of getting a 35% penalty cut, and it sounds and feels awesome to use as basically a Stormtrooper gun or shotgun-like SMG. It's a nice fantasy and it actually kills shit.
The Arbitrator is shockful of flaws for practically no real benefit, does everything worse than the other ARs, and the shotgun feels cosmetic as it very little stagger force which is what you'd expect to be the benefit of a shotgun.
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>>582386546
you should hold your breath until they do
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>le maga factory taken
>still not liberated
botdivers...
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bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242865474716/76561198008364447
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>>582386623
Why
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>>582386705

It'll be a close one.
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>>582386705
>3/4 players are on marfuark right now
literally who are you kvetching at
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>>582386828
3/4
get in
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I just play so the funny percent goes up
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I'm too tired to dive...
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>>582386502
>can't see shit on bug planet
>use hoverpack
>it's so much fucking clearer from above and i can actually see what i'm shooting at
>go to squid planet and perch on top of streetlights like spiderman while squids congregate below me
>easily hover up obstacles and slopes and walls and get good angles for whatever flavor of AT i have
>float away from wall of bugs to relative safety of higher ground while nadespamming
>call in airstrikes and hover out of the kill zone
>recharges fairly quickly and can cushion any fall
I often overlook it because i like teleporting into vaults instead, but the hoverpack is quite the handy thing.
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>>582387209
well it's
>>582386828
FVLL
anyway. sleep well anon!
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i take four mechs
i drop them at the start so my teammates can have fun with them
:)
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>>582387637
>had 4 mechs on oshaune
>marching around like a pack of elephants
It was peam
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>>582388432
INTO THE SOUP
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>>582385819
Mega factories should mandate SEAF support
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>>582387637
Weird thing to lie about
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>>582389745
werid thing to accuse me of lying about
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>>582387637
>>582389745
I take a mech just for my buddy that doesn't have the Exo warbond
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>>582388683
We would have gotten SEAF support if it wasn't for NIGGERS throwing the previous MO
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Huh the china lake is pretty good against crushers ngl.
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>>582386828
3/4 one man down
last mission, ICBM
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My Izzat brings all the boys to the yard
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>modders have figured out how to add loadout presets
what's AH's excuse?
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>>582391325
entire cartons of bacon apples...
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>>582391325
surstromming gas in the studio...
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>>582384964
GG
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>>582391325
AH is staffed by some of the least qualified people in the industry. Their company's ethos puts them at odds with the very nature of their business, and every single success they've achieved is the result of fortunate happenstance in direct opposition to their deliberate actions. The result is a collection of narcissistic boobs whose sheer incompetence warrants scientific study.
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>COD and apex get gundam crossovers
I think a MSG legendary warbond could actually happen
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>>582392468
It'd be disappointing that the armors would be stealth-focused when we already have a shit ton of stealth armors.
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I want to play anons, but I don't want to be blacklisted for using a mod that gives me +1 ergo for the RR :(
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>inceldevs shrugging off ultis
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>>582392693
these fags are way too pussy to do anything like that
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>equips HMG
>has fun and wins
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>>582392174
uwwaahh!!! boobs! abdo onee-san's boobs!!!
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>>582393008
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
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>>582393008
ts look like modded minecraft
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>>582392937
Many are saying this
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>>582393264
Worse actually, at least minecraft lava has a shifting texture instead of being a static .jpg
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they want to make game changing mods? give me a means to skip the log-in unfreeze/step in or a means to speed up post mission shit when i'm solo diving
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when are the modders gonna fix sounds fading away when theyre behind you
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>>582392693
>Please swigger corp
>I'll suck your shit and eat your cock
At this point it would be a straight upgrade if they blocked modded clients. It would remove all console trash from your games and only smart people + Chinese would join your games
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>>582393008
>J2
Jesus?
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maybe I judged the chinese too harshly
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>>582395680
probably can't, this happens in vermintide and darktide as well
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>>582393264
THE NETHER
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>>582396615
I miss when AT2 used to draw a ton of minecraft art. Dude inspired generations of minecraft gijinkas tho
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What is this distribution called?
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>>582397234
bugtranny sandbagging
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>>582397234
Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima
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>>582396590
What about invisible walls? like on cyberstan around fences
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>>582373094
they're one of the only bot enemies that has teeth left since launch, just don't get close
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGr-OggFYaE&
Another episode of the Helldivers show is out. I know this isn't usually something our little general is in the habit of but the thumbnail should probably be the OP image next thread.
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>Spamming grenades
>"HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA??"
>"HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA??"
>"HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA??"
>"HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA??"
bro nobody is laughing stop
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>>582398945
>HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF
>Ryona burning sounds
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>>582398945
since I am autistic I really don't mind that and just glad that these lines let me know that my teammate has recently thrown a teamkilling explosion device somewhere near me so I have time to react.
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>>582398934
You know I don't think I've really seen the general discuss Heroes of the Galactic War or Helldiver's Forever War. I feel like the difference in tone and how they handle the setting could be an interesting discussion.
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>>582391325
Lost a pack of pens to the backrooms.
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>>582399282
I don't know. Helldivers integrates gameplay into its story, but if that's the case then most Helldivers are just upjumped SEAF troopers with better gear which means they're good material for both macabre slapstick or gritty war stories. On the other hand, there are also a lot of Helldivers that casually solo D10s with no deaths and trickshot titans midair so that's much more of a power fantasy thing. Arrowhead themselves seem to just lean on the satire and the slapstick over anything serious or competent
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>>582398945
>throwing stratagems while being attacked

>"LIBERTY SAVE ME!"
>"LIBERTY SAVE ME!"
>"LIBERTY SAVE ME!"
>"LIBERTY SAVE ME!"
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>>582373094
Strafing run.
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>>582399914
when you are 100 meters away from bro with no enemies surrounding you and your homie be shouting that you KNOW the entire enemy group is just raping him while you chilling :(
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>>582399878
I find it funny both big animated series seem to take the stance that divers do in fact survive many conflicts even when we see them die a lot in said shows. Also showing off longer styled missions which I naturally get not having in the game since it's not really how the game is structured.
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>late night friday
>no lobbies
>ded general
Let's fix that.
D10 bots incel corp
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242880889702/76561198009560599
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>>582399282
Honestly my favorite stuff is when the fan works focus on smaller bits of war or the setting. This EPG vid is probably my favorite for that feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKoApJrD5M
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>>582400175
>the stance that divers do in fact survive many conflicts
I think the reality in the lore is that Helldivers are, in fact, incredibly competent if a bit retarded. They are squads of 1-4 taking on armies so that speaks to how dangerous they are
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>>582400238
2/4
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Game runs like shit for days.
I'm sorry Sweden turns out a bad windows security update fucked AMD drivers, uninstalled and it's stable like nothing happened.
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>>582400238
3/4
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>>582400238
FVULL
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>like 5 different armors with "stagger" resistance
>none of them work
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Troopers/shotgun devs landing aimbot shots from a billion meters away while I'm crouching and behind cover are starting to piss me off
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>>582401604
They do in the sense that they bring the up the threshold from like 20 stagger force to 30.
The issue is that all relevant attacks (bile spewer mortars, scout strider rockets, hulk rockets, etc.) have like 9999 stagger force
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>>582397234
why is this playerbase so obsessed with chasing bugs?
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>>582400575
>game runs fine in missions.
>fps drops to one sometimes on the super destroyer.
>all frame issues happen on the super destroyer.
I do not know how the swiggers manage it.
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getting aimbotted? couldn't be me, i am in a smoke cloud at all times
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>>582401604
erm its called "resistance" not "immunity"
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stinky
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>>582348640
What is the algorithm behind the Sai's spread? It is clear from this and my own experience that occasionally it will tighten up and fire in a small cone. But I can't get it to happen consistently with controlled bursts, so I suspect it is a simple round counter to decide when it is accurate and when it is not.
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>>582348640
the effective range of smgs in this game is 50m stop being a big baby and get in there
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did swiggers really once nerf player armor to the point that those frozen plant mines would ragdoll you?
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>buGODs done raping the bugs on Phact Bay and come to Marfark to rape the bots too and carry the MO to victory
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https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16555
Get it before its nuked
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>>582402918
Its completely random you're basically firing the way a bot trooper or shield dev is firing i.e sometimes a bunch of shots in a row will go will you want and sometimes they won't. Also controlled bursts don't work like with other guns, the very first shot out of the barrel can come out of it at a 90 degree angle theres nothing you can do to make it more accurate like with other automatics.
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How many shitty ARs do we need?
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>>582404010
NATO asked that same question in the 70's.
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>>582404010
see >>582404081
and the answer is and was YES
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man, bricks vote snatchers is such mindless fun
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So what's the BEST assault rifle overall?
Hard mode : no coyote
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>>582404748
Liberator and Liberator Carbine
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>>582404748
Pacifier. But the browns of this general won't agree because they have no inner monologue.
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>>582404748
One-Two, with Cadian armor.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242888059747/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs
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>>582404748
only Dick exists to me
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>>582405247
full
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>Grenade Kit armour with AT jihad grenades, the Chink Lake, Supply Pack, and Grenade Launcher, with of course the carry of the entire kit - the Dagger.
I have solved Vote Snatchers.
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any slutdivers on ??
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Stargate collab when?
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>>582405646
>Supply pack
>HMG
>Rest doesn't even matter
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>>582406143
Doesn't need it, the entire game already is one.
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>>582406150
You underestimate how stupid OP the Dagger is against the wretches, fleshmob, voteless. You need practically nothing but it vs them and then can dedicate the rest of the kit toward bullying crushers.
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>>582404081
>We could've had the FAL as our battle rifle
M14 is gay, we could've had kino.
MK14 can stay, it looks cool
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>>582400238
GGs fellas, kino tank rush on the last mission.
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>>582404748
A toss between liberator and it's carbine variant.
Abjudicator is also a worthy mention since the medium pen lets it chunk meatier targets faster since no matching penetration damage penalty. Wristlets who can't handle recoil need not reply.
I have to give it to the base liberator.
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>>582405646
Plasma accelerator. Bolt pistol. XMG.
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>>582406023
These are proot diver hours, meat bag
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i am biting my nails
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>>582407282
gonna degauss your face you chinese toaster
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>>582404748
Literally the adjudicator as all it's ever received are huge ass buffs but it got put in a working with the fucking xbow and eruptor
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>>582406421
And yet there are still shitters who think this isn't the coolest shit ever.
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>>582407353
It says "spare parts" on your cryotube organ donor
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>>582403397
Just dont ask bugods to play the game and kill 1,500,000 enemies.
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Why the fuck can't I aim down with the Maelstrom?
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>>582405247
3/4 now, join
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>>582408415
Sweden
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>>582407771
Last time I had one of your kind on my ship we stripped it for scrap
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>>582393008
>the virgin bridge taker vs the chad lava walker
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>>582408426
Failed
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>>582406287
Money and politics won out, same reason why SIG currently has the military by the balls these days.
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I don't trust sub level 250+ niggers to drive the tank, braindead retards be seeing a huge ass rock and be like "HMMM WHAT IF I RUN OVER IT????"
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>>582407467
And it's still the worst med pen primary.
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>>582408995
Is sub 250 the new sub 100?
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>search marfark d8-10 for 5 minutes
>NOTHING
>search again
>instantly 3-4 lobbies in d10 with nothing but chink name
How the fuck does game search work in this game
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>>582408995
Don't forget they almost never cared about the gunner, they be driving the tank like an FRV, at some point they gotta stop the fucking tank so the gunner can properly aim and shoot but they won't
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>>582408995
>huge ass rock
Show us that huge ass rock
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>>582409609
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>>582409854
>this is what forces your mighty bastion tank / maelstrom IFV on it's knees and gets it stuck
Not looking good tankeks
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>join bug lobby
>guy brings orbital smoke
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>>582410201
>smokes
>on bugs
We love chaotic melees in this general
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>using the Maelstrom in /hdg/ lobbies
>god-tier stratagem
>using the Maelstrom with pubs
>peak dogshit
Crazy how having a combo of both competent drivers and gunners can change everything
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>>582410201
better than the retarded pubbies that bring orbital napalm
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>>582410735
>the strength of a weapon is largely dependent on the skill of the user(s)
if this isn't true it means it's not balanced, by the way
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>>582409350
The chinks are the main population that has turned off crossplay.
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>bot convoy on the dive in a lobby tonight
>team drops 2 maelstroms
>entire convoy gets deleted in under 30s by a hail of 40 missiles
kino
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>maelstrom is literally free
>most pubbies don't even bother to call it in
that's how bad it is
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>>582410767
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>>582410735
>be diving with randoms
>somehow call maelstorm on top of the drilling terminal, providing massive 180° cover and an emplacement that doesn't require a driver in the perfect strategic position
>retarded nigger moves it and then does nothing with it and just gets out, runs into 30 bots and dies
The ability of randoms to be retarded beyond any imagination baffles me.
It reminded me of that webm of rapefugees sinking their own boat to force a resque, just to immediately put their faces into the water, breath in and drown themselves to death. Unironic sub 80 IQ behaviour.
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>>582410735
A tank chassis alone is god tier on squids and bugs, where the driver can get 100 killstreaks by moving back and forth.
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>>582411061
and then they were both friendly fire'd by the orbitals because they aim for every entity in their radius including helldivers and are not random
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>>582411061
Not a single bug hole was closed.
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>>582410735
good players can make anything work, and most of /hdg/ is far above average
I remember running some dumb meme lobby where everyone larped as militia, so the loadout was something like
>Constitution
>Peacemaker
>HE nade
>EAT
>rest was shit like smoke eagle because you weren't supposed to use them
>no resupply allowed, scavening from POIs was the only way to get more ammo/nades/stims
and we still raped D10 bugs with minimal casualties
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>>582411594
if barrages actually aimed for entities then the 380 would be god tier
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>>582410903
It really is a bigger version of the patriot.
Patriot just suffers from having shitty dummy rockets, but if you hit them it's the fastest tank killer out of all the mechs.
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>>582411696
There was nothing to it though. The maelstrom's missile pods obliterate factory striders. It just doesn't have anywhere near the sustain of the bastion.
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>>582411730
true, I guess it's like a chance to aim for an entity then
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>>582411730
>>582411867
Make it aim at entities. Poorly.
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>>582411867
Nah some guy took the actual insanity to plot it, while they aren't random they follow a set pattern based on a bunch of factors like direction it was thrown.
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>>582412250
also the pattern changes absed on how many orbitals the playerh as thrown in the mission, likea seed modifier
this was also done befor they moved the super destroyers to the edges of the map for the super earth invasion/megacity map so there's some deviation but your first throw in the same direction from the same spot landing in the same spot will result in more or less the same pattern. webm related is two seperate recordings overlayed on top of eachother of throwing a walking barrage on a map, alt-f4'ing to preserve it the mission seed, loading the same mission again,and then throwing the barrage again in the same spot to the same spot
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>>582412250
>>582412494
I wish this stuff made some actual sense, why can't we get our crew of 500 retards on the ship to shoot enemies instead of this, didn't the devs say some shit like we are supposed to rely on our super destroyers??
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>>582412686
they said they made primaries not capable of soloing the entire mission because they wanted people to rely on their stratagems, a major draw of the game that makes it stand out from others of its type
stratagems include support weapons.
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>>582412250
that is autistic attention to detail
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Hey, the diligence is great on bots.
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>>582412250
That's walking barrage, isn't it?
Look at those patterns.
Look at the north pattern made specifically to kill whoever throws it.
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>>582413051
It's nonsense that makes your orbitals hit everywhere except on target*
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>>582412250
>>582413898
>https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Orbital_Walking_Barrage
>game's tutorial shows you that the bombs will always start behind the beacon
>it's actually intentionally coded to kill you if you trust the tutorial by making shells start behind the beacon 80% of the times
I'm seeing that pattern with a lot of shit in the game. The tutorial is active disinformation to confuse the players.
>but le media literacy
Whoever pushed for these designs should be whipped.
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"Oh yeah that was a thing."
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Marfark lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242902068546/76561197981790869
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>>582411594
>the barrage follows a fix series of patterns that never change
>it aims for players
The tourist outs itself yet again
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Cmon you clowns I need that 50 medals
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>>582414558
2/4
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>>582412250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-g8pgmJdtk
WHY ARROWHEAD! FUCKING WHY!?
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>>582414558
Still 2/4
Is everyone just sleeping
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>>582408531
Strange how the ships logs recorded a "full routine service after successful operation"
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>>582414408
I head its full of stupid un-fun bullshittoo.
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>>582414558
Still 2/4
There's a FREE maelstrom in this lobby
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>>582414558
Now we're 3/4, dropping at 15
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>FREE maelstrom in this lobby
Thanks but I already have a stable supply of shit in my toilet
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>>582413898
nta but one of the earliest tests with the 380 revealed that all barrages were likely just skewed Fibb spirals, meaning Walking would always have the chance to hit well behind the beacon
but that kinda shit's why only 120s can be approximated, and why everyone was calling for E. Carpet Bomb to get released
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>>582414558
FVLL
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>>582415456
failed to join robby
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>>582405247
ggs
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>>582415675
You took your sweet time
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>>582415497
Sweetie, this is the 'like the opposite of redit' sub. We like the maelstrom and say not liking it is a skill issue.
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>>582405247
GGs
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One day...
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>>582415710
adding restrictive placement for things you throw surely could've worked this time, right?
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>>582415852
its in the game...
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>>582415624
KILL MYSELF
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>>582415852
>Carpet bomb
>Loitering gunship
>Pelican escort
>Orbital lightning storm
>Eagle plasma strafe
>Heavy pen auto shotgun support weapon
>Laser gatling
One day...
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>>582415852
>>582416306
don't forget the Shredder Missile
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>>582416306
>On-ship stealth sniper
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Melta mine > Giganade
Breacher > Ultimatum
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>>582416943
breacher is just a low-skill version of the ulti and pissle and punishes you with the long thermite burn
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>breacher is just a low-skill version of the ulti
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>>582417046
Counter point: I don't get team killed by it
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>>582416306
anon, it took them 2 years to put gas bombs on the eagle, we're never getting any cool new reds
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>>582415852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU3K8Y0K89w
Bro . . .
>2 years ago
This piece of shit has been in the game for more than 2 years and I'm fairly certain the only new red we gotten since then is the eagle brap.
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>>582416943
Dynamite is the only thing that goes into the grenade slot of a white male.
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>>582418219
Did you forget about the HILARIOUS joke strats, like walking smoke barrage and napalm gattling strike?
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>>582418219
I remember webm'ing that
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>>582418394
>>582418219
the worst thing about it is that the game was never at a point where this stratagem would be practical
maybe for a brief moment before the 60 day patch in a team full of shitters
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>>582418483
>Muh grunt fantasy milisim
It's fun. I'm modding it in. I'm running it in pubs. Go screech autistically on discord.
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>>582418349
>and napalm gattling strike
This thing and the EMS 120 were actually fucking good and we haven't seen them since like January.
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>>582418483
It fits well when you mix it with the bomber model and make it a SEAF strat like the artillery. Makes a new side objective and another tool if the destroyer is gone. But doing all that would take too much work.
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>if only we had another wide-area red strat to make pubdiving even more fucking miserable then it is now
>but this time its eagle carpet bombs (kills 4 chaff bugs at best and at least one teammate)
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>>582418896
pretty much this
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all I want is a orbital napalm strike
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>>582418582
Where can you get SC mods?
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>>582418235
oh cool new BIS squad wiper
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>>582408995
Half the time the fucking thing gets caught on rocks that aren't even huge, and I hate it. That's not even shitting on the fact the damn thing can't climb hills for shit or how it loses all momentum when it runs into breakable objectives, a thing that not even the FRV does. Compare driving through a light pole in the FRV to the tank. The FRV just plows through it while the tank gets stopped before it accelerates again.
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>>582418896
Just stop diving bugs and dive real factions.
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Unironically I hope they start mixing subfactions together.
Bots need a bit more variety as do squids but this could be great.
Hopefully this includes making bile bugs their own strain.
>spore bugs + any other bug type
>swiggers forget to make the spores only affect spore bugs
>predator/rupture strain going mach fuck
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>>582416578
I swear to god I will use it like I used it in HD1.
As a final call in when we evac, so we can watch our evac site get nuked as we fly off.
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>>582419058
The tanks have severely underpowered engines.
A real tank would plow through things but this thing just nudges them.
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>>582417869
>we're never getting any cool new reds
Trvst the vibesloppa
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>>582419120
Please God, they need to split bile spewers into their own subfaction, along with hunter swarm, and alpha commander (with a side taste of hiveguard) spam. I guess Arrowhead's problem at that point is that if they splinter off these seeds into dedicated subfactions, then what is left of normal bugs?
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>>582419236
Yeah, it really pisses me off that a mech can plow through terrain more easily than the tank can. Not a fucking ounce of thought was considered with making traversal with the tank feel decent. It's just a trial in annoyances of things the damn vehicle either gets stuck on or can't drive through, then knowing those obstacles to thread the needle through the maps because these maps were NOT made with a tank in mind.
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>>582419329
Normal bugs would just be all the regular bugs clumped together without the special bugs.
So basically scavengers, pouncers, hunters, warriors, commanders, nursing spewers, hive guards, impalers, chargers, shriekers and bile titans or even an non-bile titan variant.
All those bugs just randomly spawning in the same mission.
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I'm going to guess they are already working on making bug seeds into their own dedicated subfactions. And the alpha commander spam seed - which is in essence a summoner subfaction - is going to instead replace the alpha commander with that new bug unit that summons shitters.
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>>582419573
Bile Titans should be moved to Bile Seeds, and normal bugs should just have Titans.
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>>582419329
>install constellation mod
>check boog planets
>bile bile bile nursing bile nursing nursing
>pouncer
Ah, there we go, i will now play your game. Literally 60-70% of the planets are fucking spewers taking up all the spawn slots.
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Thank you, buGODs
(botkeks couldn't make it without Joel's crutches)
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>Reduced cooldown on the Maelstrom tank for th next 3 days.
Niggers, I didn't even see people call this garbage in when it was free. If they think people are going to pick this stratagem in their loadout in pubs with the enticement that it has a short cooldown then they are delusional.
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>>582420764
Because its dogwater and you already have a free patriot exosuit that does the same job but you can turn around in it.
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So the whole campaign is going to be taken up by this tank huh?
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>>582414558
ggs, tank driving is hard
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>>582420764
Nigger you can't hit anything with it unless the stars aligned
>The enemies are 100m away
>The environment is flat
>The driver stops moving
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How are you enjoying the IFV? You've been asking for it for years
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>>582417046
ulti can chaff clear doe
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>>582421695
Imagine the Patriot mech but you need 2 people to use it
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>>582421695
turret when
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>can't even break open 1 armor plate on the Hivelord with 20 Maelstrom rocket
Holy dogshit
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>>582424456
>13 reinforcement's left
hell naw
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>>582425293
>>582425293
>>582425293
>>582425293
>>582425293
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>>582421695
It's been great.
Bastion is better, but this is still a top tier stratagem (ofc it is, it's a tank) and a nice bit of variaty.
I like using the smokes.
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>>582404748
AR-20L Justice



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