Previous: >>582307031>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/FirmCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Maybe it is love
you won your zodiac sign CM twice, right?
sometimes i join CM test rooms with only 1 uma to intentionally make the room useless for everyone
Post steamy.umas, preferably King Halo
>>582336491sometimes I make cm test rooms and don't start them early
>>582336469DANCHOU
>>582336469>no training ongoing>98TP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmHn_dMTZUo
>>582336490my sign is aries and i don't have xogurinuff said
>>582336490you get a star on your title for each win?day ruined
Please don't forget the Samson
>>582328998Very cool, federal agent. I am pushing 30 but I cope by using the local fish as onaholes. You're a little off the mark
I checked Satano Diamond new year, why didnt you tell me before about her? She is literally look insane
>>582336701cute
>>582336469bro if you don't make any run now you will be bricked forever
>boy uma thread ok then
>>582336675you get a star if you win the same sign twice, but after sagittarius i believe we're done with sign CMs, we start getting stuff like>MILE CM>SPRINT CM>MEDIUM CMand so onso technically you can only get the star once, unless i'm wrong so someone can correct me
forcing failed boy umas to be office workers
>>582336742Her kit is pretty good but Laurel kinda mogs all late surgers on long for a good while
wahey
>>582336594>>582336620>>582336779I have some privilegesDanchou let me flatline whenever I want
>>582336856Boy Uma don't exist
>Hakuraku sims suggested i had a ~90% chance of winning my finals room>I left my starred Libra Plat title on when i try to just leave some other title for the big day>My winrates were all colossally higher than everyone else in the roomI just realized i might have looked like a fucking endbossI wasnt running double debuffers... all my aces had stronk WR compared to my opponents, even the one that struggled the mostThe funny thing is, on average i had the lowest ranked umas and i faced a UF2
>>582336856Seiun Sky...OL...
https://jiggie.fun/ilsuSjhttps://jiggie.fun/ilsuSjhttps://jiggie.fun/ilsuSj
>>582336490I only have regular cancer...
>>582336818>MILE CM>SPRINT CM>MEDIUM CMI'll never forgive them for this shit
No, the jig is up!
>>582336594>>582336620>>582336779>responding to V
>>582337054RIP Laisubwo
Are you guys doing the 5 day "No Uma October" challenge next month
Is sex with Verxina, Vivlos or Cheval better for you?
>>582337206Is it about free rolls on banner? I think notI maybe skip one day
>>582337057signs felt more prestigious but no idea if the other pvp mode they implemented is the reason they stopped using them
>>582336896shut the FUCK UP
hey
>>582337360shush
7 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder4 and I'll fap to Super Creek
>>582337095That explains the privileges part. I'd fuck his danchou too.
>>582337424
>>582337403Sup
uh oh melty because no one replies to you uggo unwashed fatty
>>582337054
>>582337403
>3stam on random run>barely any skillswell fuck you too
>>582336490I only have the plat for the second run of it...
I just got a (you), though
i come back to my independent learner and realize i forgor to schedule her agenda once again
>>582336959This made me check the WR of the umas I beat>other guy's ace had 10% wr>my ace that won had 20% wr>the XOGGER dom dom had 52% wrThat lobby was built for that cuck and he fucking lost. That makes my win more pleasant.
>>582337412I shall murder you on day>>582337403chevachi CUTE!
Is it just me or are boy umas extremely weak...
>>582337403Mambo is a badie....
>>582337642they're weak just like you're twink, bend over
>>582337574Best dorm mum wife
>Someone else actually used stickers in the lobby and i saw it on the replaywhat the FUCK
>>582337642>Just me, or are woman that act like boys (but cute) really weak to being treated like girlsThat's the whole point, AND YOU KNOW THAT!
>>582337206im not risking a kick for a fr*nt uma
>>582337789hi Allen
>mfw my final race's xogger lost
Any Uma who can do this?
Do I really need to still run Fronts for LoH if all i want is max rewards
>>582337623>on day
I want to have sex with male horse-women
>>582336818Aiiieeee trannylator-sama save us!!No, really, that is so devoid of soul and charm I would gladly accept some trannylator naming ideas for those cms
>>582337930no rush oshi for title
>>582337919
>>582337867Shina...
>>582337789
>>582337424Do you need any materials, Anon?
>>582338079Sick
>>582336959My finals group A lobby all had non-med S Jobbers, even though I had triple aces I was basically that guy people fear getting matched up against.
>>582337832Huh, I will start spamming opera o's sticker then
>>582337926she’s right but she didn’t have to tell me this in public while we’re surrounded by all of her peers
we r all about to die
>>582336818You can get the star multiple times
Mighty need for brown american umas
>>582338241please be real
>>5823381603 childs minimum inside that belly
>>582338102
>>582337926How do I convince Dober to manage my orgasms?
>I was in a finals room with six Legendary Reprises Switch up your epithets!
So the purpose of making a CM20 Runaway Suzuka isn't to win, but to push your Front farther ahead and then gas out midway?
>>582338182RADICAL even
How do I convince Suzuka to get breast implants
>>582338648That Witgod video explaining rabbits is like 1 year ago, how is this still a question
>>582338442I'm confused about how Creek gave me a fetish for lactation and pregnant women with big tits.
BROS!How fucked i gonna be if i will do cheeky 200er on ancestors and guides and get only 1 card? Or maybe even i will ancestors and guides till 0LB?IS Lbs important? >inb4 borrowBut i need to borrow other things
mares
>>582338661>tje board artCure
>>582338535My Hot Springs Epithet Spechud won me plat
>>582338535>I lost to an ideal idolit does make it a tiny bit less horrible
>>582338705I need a Cesario AGP nonny bf...
>the most motherly uma>will never actually have children because they made her trainer canonically femalewhy...?
>>582338835Gyaru sluts have no place in Tracen
>>582338743>watching sloptuber
>>582338941creek is a stallion, the trainer's getting pregnant
>>582338648yes
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
ouh, digipama...
>>582338648Runaway can win but it requires more effort than making a rabbit.
>>582339049Can Oonigger Palmer win as an Ace though?
Curren is a whore and would do this https://x.com/petit_py/status/2103460422586454328?s=20
>>582338840there is not much skate board art on danbooru, but Tabho has the cutest
>>582338743It's a shitty video with ESL debuff and the game worked different a year ago
>>5823383923 more pregnancies minimum
>>582339110>game for sad lonely men>every character is a Iesbian
>>582338826make a decision for yourself gwo we don't know your card collection and whomst you run
She's a fucking granny
>>582339220Curren is a pure girl this slander has to stop.
>>582339312Wrong, it's a game for men who are being replaced
>>582339372A pure whore but only for me
>>582339319Nooo i need to know
>>582339110helios really corrupted this innocent mejiro into being a total slut...
Shit, how do I make Dober viable for the next CM? I despise Palmer (because of H*lios) and I don't have Bright yet.
what do you think playing umamusume without foresight was like
>>582339579>I despise Palmer (because of H*lios)don't shay that......
>>582339335sex
>>582339517Nobody cares V
>>582339335>lose finals>spend my rent money on a dirt horse out of frustration>turns out she only likes girlskill me already
>>582339335that's right, dearie
Forgot to post this yesterday butlol mogged
when us say curren which one do u mean?also look at this curren CHAN
tragic boyumas
>>582339728>turns out she only likes girlsAll Uma love men
well atleast V can't ruin Curren's image even more than it already is so he can avatarfag as her I guess
>>582339110me on the right
>>582339781There is only one Curren, the other one >>582339517 has a different name, bucket cum or something I don't know French.
>>582339335Is it ethical to cum on granny's tummy
>>582339648I hate you, why do you have such a grating voice? Why are you wearing the uniform of Boca Juniors? Why are you translated by the people who think that the initial Sweden translation of Lord of the Rings was good? I HATE YOU.
>>582339602cancer, wouldnt carry on without foresight
K.Y.S. Miracle
>>582339842sauce?? all in-game interactions paint the opposite picture
Her name is Chan, bro.
Transcend
>>582340175They're friendship dancing.
it's an inconvienent time to be so horny it aches
hello
>>582339842You wouldn't really do that, right? Entertaining our resident yuri schizo?
>>582340261henlo
>>582339335>If you change her outfit to this, she will rub her tumtumCute!
>>582340262>resident
>>582339940You don't need to be harsh about it
>>582340359I want to rub my cock on her tummy. Perfectly normal behaviour
>>582340297boop
>>582340470bop
Wife hauser
This thread needs more Taiki.
Too desperate
>>582340610YES!
>>582339906don't call her that... its curren bouquetd'or
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
curry
Umas that'd stick their hand down their trainer's pants and give them a stealth handjob?
>>582340929Good desu
>>582340929but im a t-girl (the t stands for toreina)
Triple crown winner Orfevre
>>582341056Fuji and Ardan
>>582341056That's not possible, umas can move their tails with momentum but there is no bone let alone muscle for them to grip your cock and give you a handjob.If this ever happened to you, it wasn't your trainee it was a ghost.
>>582341056Taiki and Grass
>I want to marry my trainer>I get on my knee and present the ring>She said what the fuck and called the police in my own house>Restraining order>I go to Linkedin and find another fitness trainer>I want to marry my trainer
>>582341176he's unaware he will become a genshin impact character
>>582341056
I inherited fucking nothing55 white sparksand I got nothing
>>582338835
>>582341339>non-front affinities
I would tank it
>>582340262No.
>>582341339bet it was 300+ affinity too
>>582338779yeah that's weird I wonder how that happened
>>582341339>using GPs of your same uma twicewhat did you expect
Sex with thin umas
>>582341448
>>582341056zephyr
>>582341772>beat in a fightThats not what im saying.
>UMADash danchou officially quitI hate everything right now
Good night friends!!!
>>582341681Good post.
>>582341415>losing 3 cm's in a row
>>582338672>>582338317>>582337574>>582337337>>582337789HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>582341772Just because she's in a wheelchair doesn't mean she can't beat your ass especially considering she actually can get off it
Should I rape my danchou for having less fans than me this month?
>>582341974>kisses girls
>>582342046its all fun and games till trainer learns sugar lights can still walk (for short periods of time)
>>582341974V lost 4 in a row now
>>582342046presumably that's why she's "maybe"
My trainee is a FUCKING LOSER
>>582341928gn
>>582341610okay I will fully accept that I am a retard, butI was assuming the double circle meant max affinity
>>582342061Yes unless youre in autisumatyler can rape the entire club if he wants
>>582341928Goodnight babydachi
>>582341921I'm sorry for your loss your danchou seems like a good dude.
>>582342281oh i should make a pot of coffee...
Holy shit. It hit.
>>582341928What an odd pose
>>582341921nyo...
>>582342356you should...
Why doesn't SAKURA Chiyono O have the petal sex eyes?
>>582332294>>582332125AAAIEEEE YOU SCAMMED ME!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
>>582339072LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIEI AM A SHADOW ON THE WALLI'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL
I got IP range banned so I missed the opportunity to post cute Kawakami Princess memorial pictures on the anniversary of her passing and that made me a bit sad so I'm just going to post them now two weeks later.
>>582342518
>>582342518>he fell for itlmao
>>582342560
>>582342518i forgot to mention that you need the uma 5 starred ;) (it's free 2000 rating)
>>582342774curren in a maid outfit is too dangerous
>>582343017Curren would serve fat old balding middle aged men. Multiple of them.
>>582342518Post stats and skills
Kind of want to pull Mambo but i like her default outfit more
>>582342698I still don't know what she wants
>>582342910
Are there better options for Winter Runner than what I'm currently running? It's been 15 runs and I learned the skill 0 times.
>>582340359
>>582343420right handed is guaranteed from sr fuku wit
who else hogged
>>582342212Only 2
>>582343597chud wifechud life
>>582343597cheating on taishin with rulership
>>582342518-1 borrow
Considering all the ways to increase stats, are ura or unity sparks worth farming?
>>582342518ok so is there a 1100 stam SS build for spechud that actually works
>>582343597
>>582343994Yes
>spend weeks trying to get fuku above 1500 spd with 2 cards>cant get higher than 1400>first try golshi to 1550 with the same two speedi dont get it
Ogurin...
i miss mant so muchi wish i was training in mant right now...
>>582343420SR Yukino at any level has higher hint frequency than 0LB SSR YukinoSR Inari at any level has higher hint frequency than 0LB SSR Special Week, although Spe has a better (and smaller) set of hintsTry to win February Stakes as the white spark gives Winter Runner as well
>>582343938Power and Wit are always good
>>582343746lol you wish
>>582344172new cryer
speaki
Reminder that Sprinter Stakes is this weekend
>>582344179Ok I don't have either of those cards nor can run dirt with the main 3 I've been looping. I'll try it with my bect El run.
>>582342560>>582342910>>582343218Much appreciated
>>582344172crier spotted
Supiki
>>582343519Old hags shouldn't dream like gyarus.It's not allowed.
>>582344340
>>582339335>>582340359>>582343519soppostingcutegranniesthat i want to marry and FUCK
>>582343686giw that was my room
FUCK YOU DANCHOU FUCK YOU FOR LEAVING
>>582344586Wonder Acute would be a bit confused, but would still sit on your face if she knew it'd make you happy deary
>>582344340bakshin
>>582344374NPRIP KP
I thinkBiko love
>quits being danchou>stays in the clubThis changes nothing why are you sad
why is diachan so perfect
>>582344340Reminder that Officers Cup is this weekend
>>582344637the difference is i brought double murmurs with subdue flustered
>>582345196I need to train a sprinter tomorrow, huh?
>>582345196my club finally got officers just for that
>>582344340>World's EndWe NEED more chuuni dorks
>>582345207natie could've been a better pick instead of grassu, that hog would've exploded
>>582341921you could say he umadashed away
Tactical Twerk
>>582345010
>>582345361>isrealtamabwo...
>>582345010He isn't quitting the game but he is leaving the club
>>582345575transcend would in fact do this
>>582343597Need rulas fat ass in my lap
>>582344758Remember the good timed
getting closer. no nimble or long sparks unfortunately
I am literally rula
20 ish carats per ura runcan do 28 runs a daythat's 560 carats a dayhalf tp last 10 days5600 carats in totalthe math doesn't lie
>>582345575trannycend would not do this. she's kind.
>>582345646need to get that stinky NEET umanko on my face
>>582345607He finally got promoted to the S club he always wanted, huh...
>>582345575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lt7U7NJZf0
>>582345748my maid
>>582345748Will you be my trainee
>>582345607>he is leaving the clubOh, really? Huh, that sucks......by the way, autis/uma/ is the official danchodes retirement home.
>lie in wait in kitWhat we thinking about team of>two lates>1 end For arima kino?
>>582345748sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>582346149loving and gentle intercourse with this KS miracle clone
>>582345607huh... so [[[[[[[[[[[[they]]]]]]]]]] got him
[BREAKING] UmaDash Danchou is reportedly declining his 2700 carat player option to be a free agent, sources tell /Uma/ Drama Network. This will free up the soon-to-be-ex-danchou for the start of new season. /Uma/ Club are ramping up their pursue for the Danchou in free agency.
visit tomakoboing!
>japs put Festa from C tier to AKino, now we just wait 4 years
>>582346364KS Miracle for straight men
It's Friday and I'm already dreading returning to work on MondayHave to talk to normalfags againNo cute nonny to hold my handLess time to play Uma
>>582346432anything below S is oshi tier anyway
riddle
>>582346364That is your master.Your family line was promised to hers generations ago.
>>582346505I still love kei though. even if I DO want to rail her red version.
>>582346540SEXWITHEVERYSINGLEONEOFTHEEEEEEEM
>>582346410he will join mambo to atone for poaching aelred
>>582346603
>>582346364operao if she sad
>>582346527yeah working in Jolibee's sucks, I know V
>>582346603answer
>>582346603chair?
>>582346603BABY!!!
>>582346410is it really still umadash if the danxhud left?
>>582345196What umas are the other officers bringing? Asking for a friend
>>582346816I would drink and go insane too desu
>>582346603Tsuru-chan kawaii!
>>582346821nicely done, bwo
baby have legs and he cant walk and he cant raceRigged question
>>582347037yay
>>582347098
I wish we could do jeopardy again it was fun
>>582346816You would know since you work there, obviously What is a jolibes anyway
>>582347098they're huge
>>582345748
>>582347246DONKEY
>>582347246There are jollibees here too you can pretend to know.
>>582347246lol don't lie
Thoughts on Granny’s casual outfit?
>>582347419I like it
>>582347098Gulp
>>582347360MarryhattanCoitfe
>>582346149>>582346364Here anon i just saw thishttps://x.com/Fnsk_uma/status/2103401623615844642
H
>>582347419Sex
What's Burger King anyway? I've never heard of such a thing
>>582347098>>582347252milk-laden
>>582347367he's just seething people make fun of him so he's lying
>>582346751aelred isn't in UMADash, retard
>>582347419A Cute cardigan
>>582346862no. I'll probably quit and join another A+ club next month
>>582347367Here where?
>>582347324powerful mare genes
No bulli Mambo pls
>>582347843Which A+ clubs will have openings?
>>582347881>fake americanI knew it
>>582347419She genuinely looks like my mom when she worked at a bridal boutique in the 80s. I miss my mom...
>>582347518
Hishi Amazon won't stop spooking me when I do rolls. She's eating all my carats. She's already potential level 4!
what the fuck is a nonny and why do I see only trannies using that word?
>>582347957UMADashMamboAutis/uma/
>>582347974
>>582347419can't outmatch ryan in terms of looking like an old lady
>>582347098her tits not that giant, inside one of my shirts
>>582348107giwtwm....
>>582347636
>>582348182Its a cute way to say anon but its also a code word for nonce. It's 50 50 if somebody calls you that.
>>582348182Because you call everybody you don't like trannies
>>582348182diminutive of "anon"
>>582347881There's literally a Jollibee above my house in LA.
>>582347419sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>582348217
yay I got her :)
>seething steve
>>582348182it's anon but nonny
>>582348437
>>582348529
OH GOD I'M GONNA LOOOOOOP
>>582348419Why did you let them build a Jollibee on top of your house?
Have you finished up those CM20 Aces yet?
>>582348789
>>582348062
>>582347957Dacchis
>>582348752
what kind of pose is this bro
>>582348831rose kingdom is the only uma who shares my birthday so I like her by default
>>582349103Huh... now i need to check if i share a birthday with any umas
>>582348991
>>582347881>Jollibee is a Filipino fast-food restaurant chain and the flagship brand of Jollibee Foods Corporation (JFC). Established in 1978 by Tony Tan Caktiong, it is the Philippines' top fast-food restaurant
>>582349168most of them are clustered together because of the breeding season but there are a few odd ducks
>>582349065that's the "stacy wave" as she walks past you, onto whatever wonderful life experiences await her, while your day is highlighted by her presence.
>>582349362Yeah was gonna say i doubt it because of thatAlmost share one with Aoi though
>jollibee>there are no happy bees inside
>>582349357do not google jollibee's spaghetti
>>582349207
>>582349516
groundwork
hey flipbros, why is teio saying jollibee here? I always thought it was a funny buzzword I didn't understand, didn't know it was fast food
Light Hello is a fucking homewreckerGet the FUCK away from my trainer you hussy
>>582349795teio is spiritually filipino
>>582349726
>>582345815
>>582349795She is hungry and wants Jollibee, probably
>>582349491I honestly love it. Eat that with rice.
>>582349980
>>582349357Does seasweepy work there?
Why are so many of the danchodes pussies
>>582350224he's working for big pharma now... he's doomed
>>582350216then they fucked
>>582349795What is Filipino cuisine like? Is it good?
umarape is funny
Does anyone else go to the gym and imagine crushing their danchous skull as they exercise?
>>582350216nuzzling my face in between Light Hello's sweater puppies
>>582349491>jollibee's spaghettiwtf banana ketchup sounds weird but I'd try it
>>582350326god no
>>582350326Genuinely no
>>582350326No but this guy i worked with had a flip wife and he brought in lumpia sometimes and that was alright
>>582350216
>>582350326>What is Filipino cuisine like? Is it good?I've only had it once but they had this salty red rice and skewers dipped in vinegar which was very good.
>>582349795
>>582350279many danchous look at allen and try to be pussies too
>>582350326Filipino cuisine is just a variation of soups and the occasional marinated meat. Flavored water cuisine more like.
>>582350213It's literally red 40 sugar sauce. I cannot understand it >>582350427lumpia is good but only if you get it in California
>>582350326its like jungle mystery brown slop with spanish influences from being colonized and some greasy slop from being colonized by mutts more recently
>>582349490>>582349795
>>582350458
>>582350213>carbs with carbs
Just a short blog postMy little sister win A finals and has been humming miss victoria all day, pretty happy :)
>>582350719
>>582350838is she hot? can i have sex with her? :)
>>582350838is she ugly? can i still have sex with her?
>>582350715
Holy Fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSdqfNubp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAAULH4h6b8KORE WA KEIBA GA!!!!!
>>582350893>>582350969She is a Tumblr man-hating she-ogre that you would 100% mistake for a man
>>582346816V immigrated to Florida and works as a gardener for Messi. t. knower
>>582350970
>>582350739
i hate danchot dancho
>>582351181>works as a gardener for Messi.Basado
>>582351181But V hates argentinians...
>>582351181Just give the word and I will kill Messi
>>582351243Fin
>>582349773groundworkhttps://files.catbox.moe/shk801.mp4
>>582351243the dream of being a mother of 12
Man its hard to club drama post when all the clubs are doing greatWhat happened from last month when half the clubs were dropping? Was it just the half TP?
>>582351476Hag Hello sex and marriage
>>582351476oh hey they actually fucked
>>582351469>Just give the word and I will kill MessiBut Messi is a good guy.
>>582351534mmm... yes
>>582351476Falco...
>>582351519The age of club drama is ending, clubs will keep their members and only replacing them on graduations.
i won with one of my preferred umamusumes and next cm she is also good I'm happy
Pissi Cuckittinni is a bigger fraud than Kitasan
>>582351515Bro I know were in the middle of a time period of extreme tradwife right wing propaganda but a family of 12 would be absolutely miserable, hell even 5 would be shitYou would genuinely have no life except for wrangling kids and you would never be able to have sex with your light hello wife ever again
reminder: regular physical exercise improves your mental health, day-to-day function, attractiveness, and longevity. whether it be three hours at the gym or some stretching at your desk, future (You) will thank you for it.
>>582351858nah uma&co is a bunch of homosexual faggots
>>582351376Still pays for the meds and bills
>>582351970>You would genuinely have no life except for wrangling kidsI love spending time with my kids...
>>582351734Is he? Idk anything about soccer or him, other than he is a crying faggot and gets mogged by Ronaldo
>>582351995Ive gotten into swimming lately, is that good for you?
>>582351081T M Precure never ever...
>>582352134Only if you're swimming in the open sea. Pools are pussy shit.
>>582351929>Kitasan>fraud
>>582351970my life is already miserable so I guess I don't care, at least my time could be spent productively with my kids and I'd have a family so I wouldn't be alone and neither would they. also if it's what the wife wants then that's what she'll get.
>>582350983mr cool beauty
I like when Wonder Acute says "Dearie".It soothes my soul.
>>582352020proof?
>>582352258Sweepy hands wrote that
>>582352364So you like an OC character? Since she (once again) wasnt translated right
>>582351995>never sleeping>barely eating>never drinking water only caffeine>only exercise is walking around my apartment despite having my own gym equipmentfuture me can go to hell
>>582352134swimming is an amazing activity as it functions as both a low-impact cardiovascular workout and builds up your arms, shoulders, and back to a moderate degree. it is an essential life-skill to possess and with the rising tides thanks to global warming, you may find yourself swimming at times you least expect!
if i die i never need to sleep again
>>582351995I actually have another half marathon in octoberHad to get new running shoes recently so im hoping i break them in enough to prevent blisters before then...>>582352468Who asked
>>582352107>he is a crying faggot and gets mogged by Ronaldo>Idk anything about soccer or himOf course
>>582352418 40% ABV probably
>anons pretend to like kind old lady (forma de anime horse)>ignore all the kind old ladies they ever met irl
>>582352468An original character character? I think maybe you weren't translated right
the smell
>>582352593So huh... I was right?
Latebros how's the Claw Forward aces looking?
>>582351376>V hates argentiniansIs he British?
post something cute
>>582352806brazilian.
>>582352107No he isnt, he is a nepobaby who get gifted a world cup through corruption because him winning was good comercially for fifaHe loves Netanyahu and Israel
>>582352671Kind old ladies in real life are terribly ugly-looking for the most part, and they can't run fast, and they smell weird. They also tend to have lots of medical problems.
>>582352806He’s brown like Cuban
>>582352792Terrible. I might just run it on Machitan
>>582352671Old ladies irl are either fat or animated skeletons, none of them are sexy like Acute.
>>582352806The guy that hates him is an argentinian Naturefag, allegedly.
>>582352779Confirmed you don't know about soccer.
>>582353012>the guy that hates himYeah the one singular guy
>>582353012The ONE guy???
I love my genius wife!
>>582353012>The guy that hates himI doubt it's just one.
I love oppai loli so much.
>>582353298UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>582352792still making ggp’s gwo…
>>582352107He cried because he wanted to win his last world cup for his hospitalized dad who died two weeks later retard. He was literally still the best player in the world at 39Never disrepect Messi ever again
>>582352792Didn't get the high roll good RNG I want yet, but last CM just ended so I'm mostly chilling with fan runs and playing other games to be fair
>>582351081CYGAMES I BEG OF YOU, UMAFY QUEEN SPUMANTE AND TM PRECURE ALREADY WE NEED MORE OONIGESalso add Ingrandire and Panthalassa
>>582352809[FOIL]
I feel like none of us would actually be toreinas irlWonder accutes story implies her toreina has a giga ultra masters doctorate degree
>>582353623I'm currently a PhD candidate
>>582353623I have a master's degree and have work experience in both teaching and consulting
>>582352792Im done, I know the wit is questionable but I also know ill never have luck like that again
>>582353534>He was literally still the best player in the world at 39Rodri was0 shots on target
>>582353623*throws you*
>>582353061I see
>>582352107Messi is an interesting character. He was an autistic midget who used all his autism into playing soccer, he needed meds to be able to develop normally but couldn't access them because third world.Then the FIFA came in and took him as their super soldier project, gave him all the meds and training he needed to become the best soccer player in the history of the sport, probably the best the world will ever see as soccer is dying.
>>582353623if umas existed I would have bothered to get such a degree
>>582353831>0 shots on targetHe played like shit in the World Cup final; you're right about that.
I want to inspect Flash's shit that's sitting on the poop shelf of a German toilet.
>>582353752>>582353681Berry nice anons, this retard-anon here respects lads who still bother with education
>>582353938Messi could've been obsessed with a fictional blonde anime girl and obsessively post about her all day but FIFA saved him...
ryan LOVE
>>582353534Okay but what about this? Is this true? >>582352912
>>582352671about a year ago in my town an old lady threw a fit and almost killed a construction worker by cutting their equipmentI dont trust people who are on deaths door
>>582353623Trainer school is only 2 years long no?Also im almost done with my masters...
>>582352915Let's be realWonder acute ABSOLUTELY has that old lady smell
>>582352912>He loves Netanyahu and IsraelJavier Milei?
>>582354094I liteally went to get a PhD because I couldn't find a job after grad school. I'm just a retard who couldn't figure out the job market
>>582354260Well whatever, she's in friendly cute umamusume world so if she has it then the version of it that she has is actually really pleasant somehow.
>>582354325God damn machan is REALLY thick
>>582354065those toilets have NOT the norm anymore, and they haven't in a long ass time>b-b-b-ut these super old buildings that've never been renovated have them!
>>582352912>>582354143>
>>582354316
>>582352671>Kind old lady (16-18yo, super athlete, anime horse girl)vs>An actual old lady???
Is special week #3 actually good next cmOr do other lates with claw forward basically do the same?
How bushy is Acute?
>>582354558She has really strong late race velocity and good growths. Running her as end might be better though to not brick yourself with a stam card (or at least using Creek).
it's over
>>582352883>brazilian.But they don't hate us.
I'll fuck the Bakushin
>>582353623I got an engineering diploma
>>582354664Bro just gamble on long S KrisS stam AND tosen speed BOFA every single career :D
>>582354689>kitasan is the grandson of bakushinkino
>>582353623I have a MBA and CSCP, is that good enough?
>>582354693everyone in south america hates eachothermuch like everyone in Europe hates eachother which is much like the way everyone in NA hates eachother.
>>582354558If you’re running a Late, it should be Spe
>>582354714
>>582354689drama?
>>582354480The Jews tricked him!
>>582354417I went to a hotel in central Munchen a week ago and it had a poop shelf toilet.
>>582354558Dreams Donned is an incredibly good unique and inherit for Nakayama so youre gonna be using her for something either way
>>582354885danchou quit
>Mambo climbed even furtherSOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THEM
my computer randomly froze and reset and I lost the writing thing I was working on because it didn't save and I'm really upset right now
>>582355009The orange menace?
>>582354885Reset soon
>>582354714Do you even realize what you'd be getting yourself into if you did that
>>582354065>poop shelfwhat the fuck? Is this something anon just made up in order to be disgusting?
>>582355045try to look for autosaved logs unless you were doing it in notepad there should be a saved state
>>582353623I have a lot of experience wrangling retards who don't want to work, as a professional white collar worker.I could be the trainer of little shits like Sweepy or Rulership
Nonnies that look like this, contact me.
You get 100 carats for clicking on the chiyono advice link in game btw
>>582354976>Hotel>Stinky ass BAVARIADid I stutter?
>>582353623Being a trainer would also need (you) to actually be able to handle people and not constantly have melties which already excludes like half of the people itt
>>582355045You already did the writing onceThe hard part is mostly over
>>582355148>Sein WC hat kein Kackregal für die tägliche Kotinspektion
>>582354417Lmaoooo bro's shit is sitting on a poop shelf!!!!>>582355148>he doesn't know
>>582355208***** looks like that
>>582355208I don't look like that
I was told that SR Fuku card was a guaranteed Right-handed? Should I just not ask anything and trust nothing here?
>>582355284>israelyipeee, 5 more clanked runs with reroll
>>582355362not really
>>582353623Did you think that trainer didn't study to be able to get the job?We all know what we have to get through only to have a chance to train our wife
>>582355362She is already dating * not interested in used goods
>>582355314what the fuckTHE TURD IS GOING TO SIT THERE ABOVE WATER LEVEL AND MAKE THE BATHROOM SMELL LIKE SHITEXPLAIN YOURSELVES, KRAUTS
Why are we discussing poop and toilets now?
>>582355523After the first 2 inches its brand new
>>582355451Yeah the last event gives it. What do you mean?
>>582353623i have a doctorate
>>582355296POOP SHELF POOP SHELF
>>582355314Do krauts REALLY...?
>>582355554Euro hoursMany such cases
>>582355534it's so you can use your poop knife and not clog the toiler
you can tell it's burger hours because anyone who's posting their football takes is talking 100% out of their ass
>KITASAN BLACK IS RANK 2 BEST SEX ENABLERWHY IS KITASAN SUCH A SEX
>>58235500970% of their gains are their danchou blatantly preparing to leave for a higher rank club
>>582355139Why? She sexy as fuck.
>>582355662>582355662>poop knifeplease tell me you just made that upPLEASE there's no fucking way, r-right?
>>582355554I'm on holiday in Germany right now and I want to amuse myself making fun of Germans (who have poop shelves in their toilets btw)Scheiße...
>>582355592Knowing his size is kinda gay bwo
>serenades you*problem?
>>582355534Well after you took a shit, you take close look at your stool. A lot can be diagnosed from abnormal stool. It still gets flushed away of course.
>>582355139>"If you manage to cum 3 times consecutively in 5 minutes, it's just like you cummed after 15 minutes"
argentinians still seething about losing the wc lolthey recorded the 2 highest suicide numbers in their history the 2 months after it
>>582355656>>582355663which one is it
>>582355451You got duped by danchou to make you do more fan runs
>>582355798Bibibibibibi can canonically do this
>>582350838That's super cute, anon. Is she in an /uma/ club?
>>582355663Nobody is talking about football thoughI'll start though. Army or Temple?
>>582356041Army is substantially cooler looking
what the hell, you guys
>>582355753no, that's real it's an always sunny in philadelphia reference
>>582355663Who cares, the only objectively correct soccer take is that we should nuke England and their dogshit league
>>582356180They did cook with their uniforms this year
>>582356005Nah, shes from the more Tumblr side of the internet Wish she had a better club though, poor gals in a B+ shitter shack that she sticks with because of the silly name
>/uma/lib
>>582356243it's crazy because you can tell that british people genuinely believe that they deserve to live.
Bullying Flash cause she thinks poop shelves are normal
Art featuring the horses sent to l'arc>first bookMeisho Tabaru and Admire Terra>second bookOrfevre and Kizuna>third bookKiseki and Ace ImpactThey're part of a new series called "My Horse Room" and this is the first release
>>582354693That explains a lot, really. >t. brazilian
>>582356290This is the last place I'd want my little sister to go to
>>582356243you're right but you called it soccer so now i have to kill you, sorry bwo
Flash doesn't shit.
>>582356502Soccer was coined in England
KP (Kawakami Pussy)
I miss my NEET sister who would play games, watch shit on the internet all day then tell me about it. She only had to say the word and she would have never had to work a day in her life, but she had to get a job... She still talks about dumb stuff but she's so tired all the time...
>>582356658nice
Flash manages my poop schedule
>>582353938>Then the FIFA came in and took him as their super soldier project, gave him all the meds and training he needed to become the best soccer player in the history of the sport, probably the best the world will ever see as soccer is dying.
>>582356673>She only had to say the word and she would have never had to work a day in her lifeWhich one??
>>582355596I didn't get it.
>>582356673You could have taken care of her as her brother husband and had hot incestuous sex on demand (I have never had a sister)
>>582356658
>>582353623I have a law degree, but that's boring, I'd rather act like a retard while on the internet
>>582356808Well that happens. You should know that already by now
>>582356782Penaldo lost the debate long ago
>>582356673i might be your imouto...
>>582356658Kawakami PUFFYNCESS
>>582356658does kokoa ninniku even still draw? haven't seen anything new from them in months
nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>582353623I investigate pedos on 4chan for a living amongst other things. My favourite uma? DOBER Thought I'd be a hypocrite huh???
>>582355805You made me remember of an ancient super hero doujin where a speedster girl and a dude with stretching powers "fight" during sex and she develop super sex speed in the end.
>>582356950I know she's the only person I have truly loved in the world (and my Mom too I guess...) because I didn't see her as a woman or in any sexual way whatsoever I would've taken care of her for as much as she wanted...>>582356804Poorly worded on my end, she only had to keep NEETing at my place and I would have never been bothered by it.
>>582357021yes, but the "FIFA super soldier project" and "soccer is dying" parts made me kek
>>582356243Dangerously based
Do you think Boca will win the Copa Sudamericana this year?
>>582357337Did you offer that explicitly?
>>582356243A post this based should be a bannable offense
>>582357194what the fuck? we have an unironic real glowie here?
>>582357436Of course not. I supported her in bettering herself.
>>582356983almost done with my degree and I share the same opinion
>>582357513Would not be the firstShaka-glowieanon was the first
>>582357007I did not. I was just told guaranteed and did not know that it didn't mean guaranteed.
>>582357513Of course, but it's okay I'm not working right now!
>>582357513we've had oneone of the shakurfags is a glowie too
>>582357748but you're doing your fan runs, right?
>>582357693It just means one of the event choices always gives you a hint. The only guranteed skills are your innate ones
>>582357513there was that one anon who posted about the us capturing maduro hours before it happened
>>582357842sex sexsex sex marry
>>582357817...wyell...
>>582357748Why not?Your supervisor here, get back to work or you’re fired.
>>582356418That's not true at all, there is a brazilian in my club who is a pretty cool guy, I like him. He has never mentioned it though, I only know that because of something he said in club chat.
There are trainers from all walks of life posting here.
I'm a NEET who will never do anything meaningful but I'm content with it, some of us have to be mentally retarded
>>582357513we call them shakursisters
Did you record your Ms. Victoria?
>>582358248pretty sure shakurfag is a guy?or atleast one of them is...
>>582358370no
>>582358143umama...
>>582358143Being a neet is not about mental retardation, it's about social isolationIf you're both then bravo, best of both worlds
>>582355737Anon you're going to get wringed dry multiple times at super speeds daily and its not going to be what you think. Is that really what you want?
What did Festa mean by this?
>>582358507Yes.
>>582358578she gets the itch to gamble at night
>>582355663I think the Packers are going to end up last in the NFC North after that horrible display against the Falcons last night and almost losing to the Jets last week
I recorded the CM finals as always but after four plats in a row this feel like humiliation ritualGlad this dogshit XOguri CM is over and it's not the hog who won
I want to have sex with Digitan
>>582358578she can freely scratch her itchy umanko at night when nobody is around
I don't like this thread vibes, everyone is being way too friendly
makween on my peen
>>582358949same
>>582359206
>>582359206We can be more than friendly if that's what you're asking.
jong?
>>582358248>>582357784>>582357634Yeah but I like Doberu
>>582359314How so?
>>582359206Hello currendearie! Hope your day is being kind to you.
>>582359437I was actually planning on reading some manga and then heading to bed....
>>582359469Alas you are also unconfirmed
>>582359621sigh............................... LET'S JONG
My trainee broke into my fucking house
>>582359294>>582359621based
>>582358613So be it.
>>582359515Maybe not today.
>>582359437If you guys have sega netMJ then sure.
>>582359756Shoulda just given her the key.Rookie mistakes.
>>582359756
>>582359665alright FINE, I'll do ONE roomMajsoul Friends Room 91812(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91812But also if we dont fill in like 10-15 I am going to log off for tonight.
>>582359621Fat German boobs that are there vulnerable to groping
I will snap that guy like a twig
>>582359756>He didn't wear the ringYou have no one to blame but yourself
>>582359882Why is she like this
>>582359780Maybe is doesn't mean NO
>>582359206want some mochi, bwo?
>>582359886Started!
Don't stop, no don't stop
>>582359917who's that guy?
Wife Nature
>>582338102>>582337465I wish a Creekanon would help me wank..
Did CM19 save /uma/?
Trainers have rights
*spreads ass*
*pokes your ass with my tip*
There's anons.. jonging it...
>>582360296/ourgirl/
Still thinking about Grass Wonder's butt...
Nature hours?
>>582357194Anon asking them where the find CP so you can download it yourself isn't an investigation...
90% of /uma/ are normalgroids that like a shit oshi like neichalet that sink in
>>582360773but that's all hours
>>582360857Rather be normgroid than a freek
>>582360048A peck is all you get for now, bye and mwa.
>>5823592067 and you die
the images.....
nattie won the waifu wars
I wish my clubbies abused me in chat
>>582361572>>582361572>>582361572no images and bump limit so bwead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sD7gmOvY0
>>582361273I'm not satisfied with just that... but I'll take what I can *choo*
>>582359756Still tore...
