Pakalive Dash Vol. 7 premieres 9/27: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGoPrevious: >>581598386>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Rose Kingdom (3*), Epiphaneia (3*), Mr. C.B. (SSR), Efforia (SSR)Mejiro McQueen Lvl 6~7 Awakening in SeptemberArc de Triomphe Campaign underway:Lvl 6~7 increases for>El Condor Pasa>Nakayama FestaFull Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3442CM Mile will be held on underway, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunnyCM Mile will be held on 9/29, Longchamp, 2400m, left, bad, autumn, sunny, NO DebuffsCM Classic will be held in October, Kyoto, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudyLoH Long will be held in November, Kyoto, 3000m, right, autumn>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaUmayuru Full Gate will premiere in SeptemberTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246 (Dead)Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>582361467hymmmm so do they make enough money to sustain themselves from just those couple days a week?
rura
rura creatura
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>582380134>Do Deuce day>new Pakalive this weekendcoincidence?
>>582372369Probably.That or it’s a contract that’s bid out for X years to provide food service on those days for Y shekels.And then the company providing food service usually either has a few other gigs going on or a restaurant the other days of the week.Restaurants in the west at least usually don’t stick around long if not turning a profit.
love me wife
Teao to go straight to Japan Cup
your wife is a whore, anon
Hey everybody, Pakacup anon here.Friendly reminder that this month's Pakacup, due to our double CM, will be an exhibition match based on the upcoming Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe CM.The race will of course be held on the Longchamp racecourse set to the l'Arc race preset.Only one Umamusume per trainer as per usual. Bring your ace for the upcoming CM.I'll be around for the Pakalive since its a weekend, however the actual start time of the race will be later after the stream (4:00 PM EST).
>>582387461she's not and you're a faggot
rura....
>you get the special title if you reach finals >don't even need to place 1st whew
>Sprinters' stakes tommorow>Betting site still deadWe might have to bring the old predictions back
>GT Fraud>Jodrell FraudThe state of early debutants...
AIEEEEE
This is why I only train obobas
>>582399954Is the betting anon still alive or did JRA gestapo get him (RIP)?
Wdym the CMs are back to back? I thought I have weeks ffs.
>>582409761Yea so time to pull out your meme teams.
>>582411908I don't even have those...
>>582409761LOL
>>582412645I already want to kill myself dacchi, you didn't have to post that.
>>582412645Cards and genes, dacchi?
Insidious ninja techniques.
I'm getting seduced
>>582412645You can feel the sweat coming from this post
https://www.nikkansports.com/keiba/news/202609260001073.html>やや重Tabarubros this is it
I simply won't get seduced
You don't have a choice.
https://youtu.be/Y_zraN-O5AIBue getting ALL the effort from this MV maker.
https://x.com/DRFGrening/status/2103573195345526855>just opened one week ago>already fatal casualties (emphasis in plural)At least this year's BC will be at Keeneland, not Belmont
I'm getting my shit kicked in like never before with Longchamp traning room it's like Kiremono meeting
Finally, almost got screwed by event chains too
What did she mean by this?
Ohimba psychosis has been getting worse lately.
>I'm afraid it's been... 4 years.https://youtu.be/IU2wBKoDOzg
I don't get it.
>>582443476He's gay. Like extra gay. It's the only explanation.
So not being a manwhore is now considered gay?
>>582444892uma that shorter than me really activating my braincells
>>582445232That's most of them even for the average Jap male.
>>582445373which is good for me since not a single uma in game can match mine. The only one who out-height me by a wide margin me that i know of is Michelle My Baby.
Teasing Xina and pretending to be dense until she breaks
https://x.com/Herohero_illust/status/2103841614728970477I wonder if he was crying as he drew this cause usually he'll give umas MASSIVE FUCKING TIDDIES
>>582450000You say it like it's a bad thing
>>582412645Imagine actually wasting the amount of time it took to get this on this fucking game instead of doing literally anything else LOL
https://x.com/0ha_x/status/2103877472148390264sex
>>582450000He didn't give Phalenolopadingdong huge tits either
>>582402845ah right, because there are more of them to raep you, nyes?
>>582450000>>582451738>>582453009I want to have sex with himbas
>>582454750The occupational death rate skyrockets after the first himba you romance.
>>582454335Definitely up there in the list of artists who probably never will do umanko but definitely should.
https://x.com/kazoku_chicken/status/2103808656039125114Wow, more than 3 new Xina fanarts in my tl this weekThat's pretty rare
>>582450653I will never tire of this guy drawing this kind of dumb squishy face all the time
>>582456078The stuff he draws is already erotic enough.
>>582450393The Ardans he draws have gotten so comically large it looks like something out of some bad Chinese kusoge.
>>582460340it's actually kinda unexpected that he hasn't totally been breast expanding smaller umas recently
>>582460542What the fuckI'm putting Chiyo on diet
Sign-ups are now open for the Pakacup l'Arc exhibition match.The room code is 5587 8361.Once again, the ruleset is simple:Racetrack: Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe preset1 Umamusume per trainee.Bring your ace for the upcoming CM.Hope to see you there!
>>582420878Very relevant now that it's getting a reboot soon.
>>582462649hymmm I do have a couple umas that look CM-ready for what I'm able to achieve, maybe this time I'll-->Us8nyevermind...
>>582451248L post
I thought we died...
>>582474754If this place die, I won't have anywhere else to talk about keiba and uma at the same time...
>稍重 NakayamaFug. Anyway, Sprinters Stakes today.Will Anitan and Lememe make Matsuya regret betraying her for Panja Tower?Will Flicker Jab be able to keep his winning streak?Will Puro Magic with the help of Iwata Jr be able to make Light O proud?Will Win Carnelian join the rank of other Sprinters Stakes consecutive winners?Place your bet now.Also, Coney Island is running in Hanshin 8th race, so send her your support.
>>582477905 (Me)Oh, and to any other Duraline supporters,- Du Maverick is running in Nakayama 8th race with Iwata Mirai- Duea Eterno is running in Hanshin 9th race Norihiro
>>582380134Why didn't they give him a chair?
>>582478492Too fat.
>>582477905for me, it's Ai Sansan. I wish betsite anon fix the site already
>>582477905Cam on unc
>>582480421Nyooo...
>>582450653This artist really love the Aruvu dog. I want Cygames to release her as a plushie just to make the guy happy.
Blue dog.
>>582388676AhhhHHHHHH FUCK I HAVEN'T TRAINED ANYONE YET
>>582477905If Win Carnelian get a Sprinters Stakes renpa, I'll stop gooning for a whole year. From today until this date next yezar.Screencap this
>>582477905BlogpostGlobalfag here, last year's Carnelian ojiisan was the first G1 race I watched. Fast forward, I went to Nakayama and watched Satsuki Sho (plus captured Lovcen's flying shoe), made a POG list, and finally back at Sprinters S again. What a journey.The game still sucks dicks tho
>>582485452Lmao he's already cursed
>>582485452Don't tempt fate dacchi. If ojisan wins, he'll make history as the oldest hors to win a GI, and you know how much the JRA love making history.
>>582485452Just don't delete your umanko folder if you have any dacchi.
So what's the best strategy site right now? Still kamigame?>>582485541The uma to keiba slope is real and very effective.>The game still sucks dick thoIt's time to stop try harding and enjoy the story. I just run meme team and try to win with funny combo.
>>582380134Just imagine 太り気味 uma Dodo, sitting on the stage like that while taking to her fans. Cute fat fuck.
>>582323914This is general is the last place I expect to see that image.
My theory about Shadai / the Yoshida will buy Teao after his Japan Cup run is getting more real. It's like Tony Bin and Obey Your Master back then. The JRA didn't go out their way to south america for nothing. Japan loves south american mares, and is now trying their luck on south american stallion to "diversify" their sunday silence & king kamehameha heavy mares.
>>582488317it used to be common for foreign horses that ran in Japan Cup to retire to stud in Japan
>>582488317What do you think of his pedigree?
Miura did really well on Nakayay4th race and it was also another sprint race.Hopefully this translates to a good run and ride for Carnelian Ojisan.
>>582488925If only Calandagan still had his balls...
>>582489206no halo already makes it good
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2104044789859803546
>>582491245>Nishino FlowerYeah it's a sign Star Anise will win completing HJF - Oka Sho - Sprinter Stakes as well
>>582491245>Bakushin running on waterAlways knew Big J is a Sprinter
>Prix Arc de Triomphe allowed gelding>Kitaspawn (male) only get stronger as they aged>JRA cut off Equinox's balls and send him as next year's sacrificeBWOS I HAVE THE MOST CUNNING PLAN
>>582492556Cut Shin's balls off?
>>582492853Like we told you Yanko, nipping the real Shin's balls doesn't mean that the uma won't still be NotRyusei's favorite.
>>582492556You can't just cut off one of the most popular stud's balls, Baldrick.
>>582491245>>582491482That's it. I'm going all in on Anitan. Matsuyama will regret his infidelity.Inb4 loooooooong Panja Tower
Absolute mogging on Nakayama 6R
What the fugggg
Another niger victory?
https://x.com/amiami_figure/status/2104020951306211711
CONEY WON
>>582477905She got it
>>582497987can she run in shuka now?
>>582478350Maverick got 2nd...
>>582464281I have a good Kiremono US8 she won't look bad- >LG3nyo...
I need some good hors-related book recommendations.
>>582493964It'd be funny if umaMatsuyama ends up being something of a player.
Nige Yutaka is just unstoppable. This might be the year if Tabaru get the druids' blessing and get himself a good position.
>>582501637Royal Family or Rudolf's Back
>>582498345https://x.com/poginfocom/status/2103416705519325668I don't think she's going with less than a month away, but Shuka Sho still has 2 open slots left
>>582501918Speaking of Royal Family, would you guys be interested in a translation of the Royal Family short story they were handing out at Nakayama last week?I think it's pretty sweet.
https://x.com/Racing/status/2104075102329380992>Pride of Jenni still runningjfc just let her breed already
>>582501735>MatsuyamaT doesn't actually have a team, he just have a lot of individual contracts with a bunch of different umas>None of the umas know this is happening and all think that he's their exclusive trainer>The team drama is all the umas finding out about Matsuyama's infidelity at the same time
>>582502592Totally, dacchi. Watching the show with the thread was fun, and I'm already looking forward to the next one.
Shonan Banrai dragging IKZE to victory in the Sakai Stakes.
>>582502923His punishment will be either>get smashed to death by Lovcen's buttor>Become the bait in Tacto's bear hunt
Man...
>>582503632Lovcen would never hurt his childhood friend(?). Anitan, though.
>>582503632>smashed by Robuchan's buttNothing will be left.
>>582503648It hurts...
>>582503808>osananajimi Lovcen That Derby promise really did color the perception of the possible uma.
PURO MAGIC
ani-tan got regaleira'd .....
Rocket start into holding the lead since the turf has been shit in Nakayama. Well done Puro Magic
>Dual Ibis Summer Dash into Sprinter Stakes winPuro Magic just did a Light O
>9th ninki wonLovcenbros it's not looking good...
>Two consecutive years, Nige dom Sprinters StakesThis year will be the year!!
>>582462649I'm probably gonna get fucked, but I'll give it a go anyway.
>unc failed to placePlease retire Win Carnelian and end the story of Classic '20...
That final stretch almost gave me a heart attack. It really was neck to neck.This is why I love sprint races.
Puro Magic collecting jockeys like infinity stones
I knew Puro was going to win the moment they showed Light O during the pre-race preview.Also, I didn't know they were doing Nakayama-Uma collab today. I think it's Curren and Maachan?
At least I think it's Maachan? I couldn't tell.>>582506773Win Ojisan really tried to keep up but he just didn't have the energy to accelerate. They really should retire him already. I'm sure the Wins will throw him a hell of a retirement ceremony.
Kohei......
>>582506584Year of the nige is here. Meta stam, guts, and int nige cards soon.
>>582507495should've stayed on anise....
>>582507495https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/75545If they're really planning on going nige in the Kikka, then he'll get 'em back.
>>582507763Gib your best predictions of what Lovcen title will be if he became a Sankan
light o who
>>582506991Uma Puro going to be a sprintard wbo can't remember her who trainer is.
>>582508160約束を果たす者
>>582506845Puro Magic's getting up there in age so if she's done after this year then winning her first G1 and setting a new Ibis Summer Dash record is a good way to end it
>>582508513Send her to BC Turf Sprint > HK Sprint before retirement
https://x.com/goku_uma/status/2104110205068013822Mama Cocha finally retires
>>582497987
>>582509758Fucking finally.
>>582508513Oh, Puro's five already? I thought she was younger.
https://x.com/mochi_yumi25/status/2104105127791735060
SATANo...
Startohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGo
>>582399954Is prediction anon still around?
>>582517505Uma Puro is going to have a hell of a senpai waiting for her.
I dont care for boys
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2104146528705102231They're flooding the track again....
>>582520714All according to the Meisho's keikaku.
>>582520152The cult of speed.
Don!
So this is what the full version is like.
STARTO
Oh, they're bringing back the variety events but removing the guest corner?
himba man is happy...
I'm bored already, dacchis...
Damn, she identified that ninjin hamburg fast.
>>582522552Sasuga kaicho.
>>582521217Don!
Dura, your autistic son...
Very cute.
>Final episode in March 2027Jesus.
HE'S HERE
>>582523582Kekw they're just making up any guinness record at this point
Oh that's useful.
Ah, she's going to be a Haruten specialist.
My ninjins are safe
Hooooooh
sex groove
Looks like we're getting a Groove-Dura alt.
Maa
REFS IS THAT ALLOWED???
More fantasy VR alt?
that ult is asking for an hinekure edit
SAURON?
Oh, the Stuco special.Let's see who the welfare card is.
>>582525318Teio as a hobbit
I hope this is a Groove Clan VS Symboli Clan event.
Air Groove sexo but I have no jims left after the ninja stole all of them.
>>582525420>We've had one hachimi, yes. But what about second hachimi?
I wonder if this is the 3rd alt.
>>582525998The 3rd alt has been all on the welfare card so far, so we have to see when that drops.
Yanko....
>>582525998That's just Blaze Brian innit?
>Another Int card
They're really trying to beat Yanko.>>582526217Oh, I forgot about that.
ADMIRE GROOVE TAKE MAH SEAMAN
This is max Durarararararararara energy.
>>582526554You think they have the guts to do matching uni alts?
>
So it's Groove Clan VS Rudolf, not the Symboli. That's a shame. Would be funny to see edgy Teio and Tsuyoshi.>>582526649Probably not. A shame, it would have been nice to see Air Groove, Aruvu, and Durarara with matching alt costumes.
>>582526804Imagine if they did this event with Rura & Kiseki instead of Aruvu Dura
Ending this year with a year of the uma scenario
Hey yukino bijin’s back, nuce
>The connection between uma and man>A story from the past, continuing towards the futureWE ARE SO BACK
>>582526946Oh hey, the big dog is on there.Maybe the alts will be Zunko, Yukino, or Dasca.
>>582526973SENGOKUMA
>Wa-rock/popJust the song alone is already way better than ramen. I have high hope for this new scenario.
>>582526804>>582526843Rulership... erased...
>miko scenario>no fukuHuh
>>582526946>>582526973>>582527126But we just got ramen?
>>582526946>Sacred uma festival every 12 years to carry on the bond between uma and humansIt's an orgy isn't it
>>582527406Maybe the center uma is Shiraoki, but there's no way they'd do it without Fuku.>>582527457Feb-June-October. They sped up the scenario releases to every 4 months.
>same time period as the two Kyoto GIsWhat a coincidence.>>582527204>>582526874Rura's funded the cafe and Kiseki decorated it.
>>582527126Underbust is the fucking best.
Is the one in Ikebukuro doing that well? I barely ever see anyone in there.
Brian's VA is getting fat. Which one of you bastards knocked her up?
Tarumae ruling over all of Hokkaido is so funny.
>>582527794Ask the Brianfag.
>>582527794Is she pregnant fat or Daiwa VA fat?
Finally, some good fackin collab.
>>582527060If they do release a Yukino alt for the event, I hope it's the Chagu Chagu themed.
But ningens and umas have been bonding for eonsWhy do they need to have a sacred ceremony for it?
Phalaeno single already?
>>582527925Nah, she's got nothing on Daiwa. She always had a big frame/broad shoulders for a Japanese bird, but her face is definitely fuller and her neck has more girth. Haven't seen her in a while, so it might just be crossing into her 30s, but I was curious and dug a little more. She posted about getting married a couple months ago. While she could definitely have a bun in the oven, she's unlikely to have put on much weight that way, unless it was a shotgun wedding and she's much further along. She's probably just been a lazy cow since she's been off the market for a while. Many such cases.
Oh come on. I was just there.
YOU VILL GO TO TOMAKOMAI.
>>582462649>two LGsWell I'm fucked.
>More Rudolf idotentYESSSSSSSS
>>582526946>>582527493>More trainer x uma agenda contentDo you guys find it weird how Cygames keep pushing this?
Phalaeno's design.
>>582529650Pitslut
I cannot wait for this shitty resources management scenario to end.
Rate the stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRgUmayurun in 15m.
>>582529916One newma/10
>>582529916Maeda-san does a good enough job as MC, but Japanese grannies don't do it for me/10
>>582529528It's the ToreUma stories that get the most engagement even outside of this thread, so this is really just supply and demand.In-universe, how else will umas compete in a reproductive niche already filled by the much more numerous ningen women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdNsgxyi0QThe song is here.>>582529916They finally found a good guest but then replaced the guest corner with a watered down variety corner/10.
>>582530253I want to have sex with Dasca
This is also a good time to remind people to go listen to Inari's solo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ed1fG7UT24The lyric is so good.
>>582530074>It's the ToreUma stories that get the most engagementBoy, I wish that were always true, Daring Heart deserved so much better.
>>582529932STARTING
The Golden Gen is retarded.
>>582529932Huh is it just me or the animation seems sloppier compared to previous umayuru?
The Apple really love her older sister.>>582531303Aye. Very. But they're planning on releasing an episode every week until March 2027, so I can forgive them for trying to be frugal.
>>582531435I could see they're making this as some sort of internship project
Is this really appropriate clothing for a ninja?
The jokes went way past the limit and now it's xina and shion together without chevacchi and biblos
>>582532008That's fine, chevacchi and biblos can finally hang out with their REAL sister ventildonna
>>582531435Wirushina...
We still have slots available for this month's Pakacup!See the following post for more details>>582462649Also keep in mind that the option of spectating the race is also available if you are not interested in competing!
>>582533405Gimme a sec to toss sopmething
>>582532008The Red-Blue petite-titty juxtaposition simply works much better for my ninjin.
>>582530978Queen Bee types are always underappreciated by the Japanese.Take heart (heh) that we'll see more of her when Tact rolls around, and whenever they get around to doing a Main Story on Team Matsuyama. (Which I reckon would be much sooner if Lovcen wins his Triple Crown)
>>582530978To be fair, Heart was never that popular in the first place. She was only just slightly more popular than Air Messiah and that was mostly because of her relationship with Tacto.Which is a damn shame because Heart's campaign was really good.
>>582526946>>582526973Who's the mare in the middle
>>582529650>only shows her left sideSo the sarashi not wrapping around her right side, leaving bare skin under the sheer innerwear was Cygames's choice. Good taste.
>>582535437New NPC would be my guess.
>>582535437Scenario NPC.Shiraoki-sama.
>>582524763>>582524807SSSSEEEEEEEXXX
>>582535562>another spook becomes realNyo…
>>582535437Your newest doroboneko.
>>582535953Shiraoki-sama is a kind and gentle spirit who just wants to see uma and ningen mate.
>>582536231>umas>kind and gentle
Would you be her Saruman?
>>582536784I'd definitely watch her through the palantir all day long, just to keep Tracen safe, of course.
>>582525470I like that they added the JRA courses only condition so that it wouldn't mess up the current CM
>Shiraoki-sama scenario without FukuShe's definitely possessing her as a medium, isn't she.
>>582537203It's not like Fuku was doing anything with the body anyway.
Goliath easily won the the Preis von Europa Grade 1 today btw for those who care not sure what's next for him
>>582537835He's already six but he's also a gelding. No rumour on if any farm want to take him in for retirement?
>>582507495the fuck happened to Panja
https://x.com/Imase_Syota_FL/status/2104191092421972335Who will be her VA?
>>582538561Probably wasn't feeling it today. He was acting out when they tried to get him to enter the gate too.
>>582531435>But they're planning on releasing an episode every week until March 2027bro the first season was also 24 episodes
>>582538561>refuse to enter the gate>sweating up>gets whipped by JRA staff>had to be forced into the gateGee I wonder why>Japanese keibafags can and have defended this somehow(can't link it here but it's been making the rounds on xitter)
>>582539021>KurifujiIf it really is Kurifuji, then I can see why this she'd be all about the bond between umas and man after losing her jockey like that.
>>582539272If it's Kurifuji, then we don't need to worry about getting raped.On the other hand, her story might be a tearjerker.
>>582539554>If it's Kurifuji, then we don't need to worry about getting raped.>implying (You) aren't the reincarnation of her jockey/trainer
>>58252358225 episode seasons used to be the norm, anon
>>582539698Manga adaptation of that or this fucking when, Cygames?
Love
>>582531435>>582539246Somehow I was under the impression Cygames did umayuru under their own animation studio... turns out they're under external studio and umayuru fullgate was by a different studio from the first umayuru & pretty gray
>>582539698imagine if they meet up in Still's flower field
>>582541874Damn, it's hella crowed over there huh
You lucky bastards. Is she any good?
>>582542373She's the best.
>>582542143It's a real hit with Tracen umas.
>>582524919So is this considered good enough on jp or is she still just an oshi pick?
Hey Tabaru and Terra, One week until you diiiiiiiiie.
>>582544216The Meishos have sacrificed much to the druids this year.We'll see.
>>582539698>reincarnation of a WW2 soldierI don't think that's a good idea danchou
>>582539554I come from the future.uma Kurifuji hate Russian bros.
>>582544495Maeda was drafted, and as for the other famous WW2 jockey, by all accounts Nishi didn't really associate with the fanatic ideologues. That's apparently why, aside from his Olympic pursuits, he kept on getting posted in the boonies until Iwo Jima.
>>582529932holy fuck, muscle dockinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnib25ySW_k
I love her so much
>>582529916no machico no watchie
Puro Magic's representative consider going to hong kong to challenge KYR https://news.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=343944
>>582540446>Baron Nishi visited Uranus right before being sent to Iwo Jima>There, he cut a bit of hair from Uranus' mane and took it with him>Fast forward to after the battle of Iwo Jima - American soldiers found Uranus' mane in his pocket when they found his body>They later donated it back to MonbetsuAt least Uranus was together with Nishi in spirit and got to see him one last time before he was sent to die. Poor Kurifuji never even had that chance.I wonder if they'll straight up call her Kurifuji or if they'll use a fake name again. They've never directly touched on war before so I'm really curious as to how they'll handle this.
>>582540247>>582539246Oh my God, it's only six months until March 2027.
Large Canine.
it's amazing how the enshitification of everything has numbed everyone'premium' tv shows had 12 episodes per year now it's 8 episodes every two years
Chotto matte ebayan int card already got powercrept?
>>582551773Why is the alarm clock doing the Orga pose?
>>582551819what are you even talking about
>>582552840that's the tsukkomi pose
maybe read the thread before posting, retard
>>582553082whatumayuru is 26 episodes
>>582552098According to the horseshoe, not yet, at least not in term of int gain.
>>582529916when the FUCK is my wife getting a proper event alt/10god I got my fucking hopes up seeing Brian be one of the main umas listed for the pakalive only to see from>>582525998that they didn't even bother desigining anything new for her in a sapoka still let alone make an alt for her
Ohimba
>>582525470My wife's alt skin... The wedding dream is dead...Vodka can finally say her christmas skin isnt the ugliest one of the game
>>582555449This alt is anything but ugly.
>>582554575Unfortunately, Brian seems to be quite low in the outfit queue.
>>582555652Next time cover her in a burka and put a Hoyoverse stamp, because that's what the ALT is. It kinda looks like Dansfield's outfit, but even Hoyoverse would make it look better by giving her a skirt or dress insteaf of 2 enormous boots
>>582552950Kibou no hanaaaa
>>582555758The main thing that has me feeling distinctly disappointed is seeing that Brian was advertised as one of the key members of the upcoming pakalive, I was used to her not showing up at all for long stretches but getting teased and let down like this was just a bit rough...
"should be just put a golden ring on her finger?""nah that'd woul be too much on the nose"
>>582550621If it really is Kurifuji I might (definitely) cry.
I finally have her...
>new horse is a mare>large number of nips predicting that she's Shinzan (oboba)I thought WE were the retarded ones
>>582558997Nips can't tell left to right nothing new, they still read the wrong way
>>582558997Only the most himba-addled of us make that mistake.
>>582563225when will ningen be free from the uma sniff menace....
>>582563743When you stop smelling so good.
>>582564168AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!
hikibros don't open
>>582567990
SHIFT WEIGHT TECHNIQUE
>>582564168Just hang out with other people to use their scent to cover your own.
cute nekos playing
And the winner of our Pakacup l'Arc exhibition match special is...My Spe-chan!でんぽ and Fine Motion came in second, followed by P and Almond Eye in third!It was a close finish towards the end. That said the conditions of this race will not reflect the actual CM conditions given the larger field, so do not be discouraged if your ace did not perform as expected!Thank you all for coming to participate in this month's Pakacup, and best of luck in the upcoming l'Arc race!
>>582574284>top 4 are Us8
>>582570750Can confirm. This is why I've been hanging out with Riko and Ms. Hoshina
>>582558215Welcome to the club.
>>582574284I got destroyed
>>582574284at least im in the middle of the pack, pretty gud.
Cute happy family.
>>582590119I love these sweet little babus like you wouldn't believe
>>582590119any trainer who got hitched into this family must be really lucky
>>582588376>foreground nui already GOT the photo taker>that nui is probably the one making the postAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>582591292Bibulos trainer is so lucky, myes.
I knew this guy was a porn artist.
>Douradores got geldedfucking WHY
>>582593830I'm blaming regaleira
>>582593830What the fuck? He's seven. They should have just retired him to stud. Fucking hell.
>>582590119Very happy family.
Big family :3
>>582594695>chevacchi going to the moonI wonder what bibu meant by this?
what's with the verxina spam lately
>>582594379why is everyone so fucking reluctant to retire dura sons to studyou'd think him being dead would make them more valuable, but lugal, champagne color, durezza, etc. are still running for some fucking rason
I need to know why it's hard for Deep Impact's sons to be a good stallion, Kizuna had to carry his blood alone. Meanwhile Kris S and King Kamehameha had successor grandson already (F4 and Saturnalia)
>>582596651Japan get brain broken by Equinox and now believed Kitasan blood is infinitely more valuable than Dura. Only reason I can see why Kitaspawn get sent to stud all the time while Duraspawn is raced to death
Is Phalaeno the last notable Brianspawn we're gonna get? I was enjoying the trend she and Furi were starting to set for Brianspawn with the big umatore olev...
>>582526804dura jumpscare. I burned all my jims on the oikomi speed card I need them to delay the dura alt until my funding increased again
>>582598080>Kizuna had to carry his blood aloneand that's solely because they keep pumping his semen, not because he's a really good sire
>>582599208>Is Phalaeno the last notable Brianspawn we're gonna get?bro your Sunny Brian?your Rainbow Dahlia?your Time Paradox?your Silk Justice?your Toho Emperor?
>>582596651He already has Taiho in stud. Lugal and Champagne Color are both shorter distance horses and Durezza has injury issues.
>>582600909damn, I wasn't familiar with the latter 4 being Brianspawn but I should have at least remembered Sunny. are the chances good that we'll be getting them or are there any that have weird ownership issues in the way?
>>582598483boy it sure will be silly if nox first crop doesnt perform
>>582601162>He already has Taiho in studand Dura Erede>>582601463Rainbow Dahlia has the same owner as Samson BigTime Paradox is shadaiSilk Justice is silk racingToho Emperor is a small owner so he's a shoo-in as well
>>582601162Not at Shadai though. At this point the only duraspawn potentially making the SSS is Masba. It's a bit baffling though. I'm not seeing what they're seeing what makes them so reluctant of adding a duraspawn
>>582598080>Deep Impact>most best progenies are mares>Kizuna>best progenies are maresNo wonder cygames make all Deeplings absolute beauties
>>582601612Equinox is getting fed the farm. He's getting the best of the best. I think anything short of getting a classic winner in his first crop would be considered a failure at this point.
>>582598080Pui's son has the potential to become a triple crown sire this year though
>>582603306Kitasan and Nox are both late bloomers. Safe to say they'll wait before the first crop reached senior year before judging
>>582574284At least I'm still in the frame...
>>582602420Well who would you kick out of SSS to make space? Not the new sires since they're new. Or the non SS lines since breeders have been actively trying to bring in new blood.
>>582598080He can be a great sire, but not everyone can also be a sire of sires like his dad was.
>>582603769They're clearly willing to make space for exceptional horses though? Uncle Reve is joining SSS and personally I think Taiho had a greater career than Reve. Maybe Reve joined because Kana is getting up there, but they also have Saturnalia already whilst having 0 duraspawns.
>Autumn season started>Still no updates on EnergicoWhat are the odds they just announce his retirement at this point
>>582604216Taiho is Okada's savior. There's no way to give him up to SSS.
>>582602420the only thing I can think of is his glass legs getting inherited by everyone except for taiho (and taiho's case is only because mama Mowen's sturdiness outperformed dura's glass legs)>>582604679they said he'll be back spring of next year
>>582563225AAAIIIEEE
>>582601162>shorter distanceBut those make the best sires, just look at Lord Kanaloa.
>>582607908The current king of shadai, Kita, is a stayer though
globab here.I heard that Dasca has been progressively getting dumber while Vodka starts becoming cooler and more serious (I even remember a glance of her acting like a responsible senpai towards one of the recent newmas' career stories), am I to expect seeing Dasca being an airhead in the miko(?) scenario? based if true
>>582609820most likely yeah
>>582609820It seems to be a serious scenario, so who knows.
>>582601612surely can't be worse than phoneheads
>>582610221You’re gonna swallow your words when Going to Sky wins the kikka
>>582603769MYB just passed away recently so that's 1 open slot, Isla Bonita and Danon Kingly should be kicked as well
>>582610701LolLmaoRumaowwwwww草芝芝3200m
>>582610876>Isla Bonita>ever getting kickedrorurumao even
>>582610876Isla Bonita is one of the last studs that will ever be kicked out.
>>582609820I wish they would make Dasca even dumber than she is now.
All tsunderes are dumb as rocks, every single one.It's part of the archetype.
>>582611036>>582611493Nta, but why is Isla Bonita considered non negotiable for replacement?
We need more tsundere in the game.
No horse deserves to get kicked out of its home. Shadai has enough money they should expand and create more homes
>>582611871this, it's a shame we didn't get accurate dummy dasca from the beginning
>>582612518guess who owns him
Dummy dascaEasy to trick in to umapyoiHehe
>>582601824nyess, I need the Brianspawn rep to keep expandingwas it Stego's campaign that had the OC Sunny Brian that was slightly buffed? also speaking of Toho I need Spe's retarded son Jackal to be there for THAT Takarazuka with Golshi
>>582612518Yoshida's Nepobaby
How much is Kurifuji being brought up in keiba discussion? I'm getting dreadful that if she's really the upcoming NPC, she might be dragged upon some powerscaling bullshit with Ai etc
>>582609603Only reason he's a king is because his crown prince conquers the medium.
>>582612518The Yoshidas really really loved Fuji. Isla Bonita is a continuation of his sireline. Not too bad of a sire either. Good for a Graded win or two every year.
Kurifuji is stronger than Ai. She's not a Tokyo merchant nor did she has specific maximum range. Her "Irregular Triple Crown" remains unique, compared to Ai's Triple Tiara.I rest my case
>>582617803I rarely ever see her in actual racing ability discussion, it's all historical stuff and her relationship with her jockey.And it doesn't make sense to match her up against modern hors anyway. They're two whole different breeds at this point.
Blast being part of the main visual for the new scenario means that she's coming soon.
>>582620126>blastFinally, an uma that loves ningens so much she respects them and their rights
>>582598483They are going through their own Easy Goer phase.
>>582620730As we've seen in her support, your rights end where her fantasies begin.
>>582596651Funny how people often says Duramente is the pinnacle of japanese breeding yet no one want to take his sons to stud
Tawawife...
Okay, but what about their trainer's consent in this?
>>582621802?She acts like as if she isn't going to drain him while wearing that costume
>>582620782>>582621637>no one in Nippon wanted Duraspawn stud>Masba sold to yurop>Form a whole new dynastyIMAGINE
loser love!
https://jra.jp/news/202609/092805.htmlThey're applying for grade up of 5 G3 races>2 prep races for Champions Cup>1 prep race for Takamatsunomiya & Sprinters S each>Negishi S
>>582628968Upgrade Sapporo Kinen to a G1 already.
>>582628923Why do we never hear of ShionT?
>>582630784Story and fans too heavy on rivalry against Orfe. Not much toreuma olev
>>582621356Who wouldn't want to marry an inu musume?
>>582632180But what if her torena says no
>>582632350おーソーソーリー人間語分からないー
Why is bro wearing that? Summer's already over and it's not that hot anymore...
>>582632551It's still September. Some umas tend to get sweaty.On an unrelated note, Cesario gave me some riceballs
Please help this uma get a man
>>582628923Shion... where's your white blaze..
>>582634208Don't look....The QC is kinda fucky for this season of umayuru lmao
>>582634334AAAIIIEEEE I SHOULD'VE LISTENED NYOOOO
>>582634334Another Vivlos...
>>582634334it's all worth a meaningless Guinness world record
>>582632715They smell weirdly strong. She must have used too much vinegar or something, haha...
My nui looks different.....
>>582621802
>>582640373Tracen trainers are just built different.
>>582369797why did they make her cute all of a sudden?
>>582644873Spe has always been cute however?
Hold your horsesDon't be rash....
>>582647260Hold your what?
>>582628968Upgrade Stayers Stakes to a G1 already
>>582638950Your Ai nui looks pure and friendly.
>>582640373I wasn't aware that being a central trainer grants you the ability to resist laser beam.
I hate the name Banusy so much.
>CCTV footage from outside Matsuyamatorena's room
>>582651738gib banusy
Very colourful Puro.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582656613Is there truly a kunoichi technique to inflate the size of one's mammaries?
>>582656613Tits way too big.Off model artists must be beheaded to protect the sanctity of small and flat chests.
https://x.com/Kitticharoench1/status/2074041264706814077Nothing to see here.
>>582640373as if just passing the chuuou exam is what does all that
>>582658245He's right tho-I mean, Funabashi is the b-best!
>>582657713Maybe small and flat-chested umas shouldn't have been born as genetical failures then.
>>582658716Sundayman, behead this heathen.
Which of these upcoming umamusume are the most pickmemaxxxed torecock-addicts? No friendzoning, no brozoning, no dadzoning, no minionzoning,
Her husband is gonna be one lucky guy.
shut the fuck up about verxina already
>>582662191>t.
uuuoooouugghhh I need this guy's secret gurumanko stash already
>>582662191If by some dark magic I contrive an ffm with Xina and Donna I'd play favorite with Xina just to troll this dacchi.
>>582658107NNNYYYOOOOOOO!!!!
My little dumbass horse daughter
>>582665004what the fuck is a horse
all me on the left
>>582666053Fareno would not approve of this use of the shadow clone techniques, Farenotore.
Predictions on who's gonna place last. Tabaru or Terra?
>>582667327I want all these horses to run in japan cup
I didn't order anythingWhat the fuck
>>582676395Useless fat baby only good for her sex appeal.
I never really noticed how erotic Nakadashi Fiesta's midriff is,
>we'll dissolve the contract if you lose>*loses*>dantsu: okay it's dissolved, now I will scout you instead What the fuck that's allowed? No cooldowns? No memorandum about that?
>>582679701himbacoded
>>582679051It won't ever make up for the fact they got rid of her knee socks and skirt.
>>582632551Sex with Transcend
>>582667327tabaru gassing out like in arima is the probable outcome. arc might be shorter race but it steeperthat said, im sure both horses probably feel relief knowing that it would be extremely hard to disappoint, only surprise us.
>>582679701She decided it's allowedno escape from oboba
>>582679701Why would there be when provisional trainer arrangements are almost always oral agreements?
I would spend 300 of the torena ability points just for a single use of an ability that prevented random sapoka events from happening until every event chain in your deck was finished
>Taiho is the only one of the EST not at SSS
>>582697804good, they don't deserve him
It is really fucking hard to not go above UC
>>582699901I can't do it. I shouldn't have waited until the last minute for this.
>>582697804Melody Lane when?
>and so I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg>mayonegg
>>582699901You were better off doing Open League. Since the level of competition is more varied due to having back to back CMs
>>582711879I am doing the Open league that's the problem.
>>582712052Graded League I meant sorry. I bet there's a lot more easier opponents.
>>582712610it might be hard for me to hit exactly UC but my limit is like UC5
And honestly it doesn't even matter I threw my "best" Pandora into practice rooms and she just falls from 2nd-3rd place down to like 7th-9th on the final corner. I don't know if she's missing a skill there that everybody else has or what.
>>582707859Taiho support card where she unintentionally went on rivalry with Curren over Umastagram when
these people in these open practice rooms have double the amount of skills my Uma has lmao how in the fuckI'll just pray that these are the tryhardest of tryhards and that I get matched into scrubs for the real thing.
Joshua...
>>582715912Dia is so cute it's insane
>>582714874yeah years back once I found it hard to stay in the open league bounds I just decided to grit my teeth and start eating shit in graded since the autistic minmaxing of open league was honestly harder to pull off, seems like it certainly hasn't gotten any easier to do that these days
