Previous: >>582361572>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
7 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder4 and I'll fap to Super Creek
Come one, come all, ITS THE START OF THE AUTUMN G1 RACES SEASON!!!With the first of the autumn G1s, the first /uma/ Officers Cup Autumn Short Distance Championship - Sprinter Stakes will start tomorrow!!! (September 27 JST)>rules>only officers allowed, Danchos have the Autumn Triple Crown to worry about>non officers should spectate the race if they want to watch it(or wait for a haku replay, someone should have one)>reputational damage to the club for non-officers joining in(you can cancel participating on a race if you accidentally did)>no limits to officer count per club>one ace only per participant>point system is 1st-10pts, 2nd-9pts, 3rd-8pts...till 10th place with a single point. This is to take account randomness and instead focus on consistency rather than placing 1st-3rd.>race will begin 1-3 hours before the start of the actual Sprinter Stakes (I'm leaving it to the host)>invaders from non /uma/ clubs are welcome as long as they follow all the rules above.room code:401672374016723740167237Tell your dancho/officers, tell your club. If they don't have an ace, they have less than 18 hours left to make an one. There' still 15/16 slots left..!!See you there anondacchis!!!
enough cringe latino hourspost some video games (uma runs)
>>582385130I'm clanking
>>582385128This is already fucked because V joined. He is not an officer.
Digitan LOVE
>>582385130>latino hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5v-YBELd0Y
Teao will not run in tomorrow's city of hope mile g2, instead it'll go directly to this year's Japan cupget excited folks!
>>582385128Here are the narratives before the race:>Will the previous winners, Autis/uma/ prove their win on the first adoration of Officers Cup wasn't a fluke >is Dacchis gonna cheat their way to another victory >is brick gonna prove themselves once more after a p2 finish on the Dancho Cup>/uma/club vs. uma&co, who can prove that they are the top dog of /uma/>can /uma/chan legitimize their status as the successors of /uma/jong with a win>Fingerdark got 3rd on the first Dancho Cup, will we invaders /here/>will club Mambo punch back against the shitposts >̶T̶a̶m̶a̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶e̶n̶g̶t̶h̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶D̶a̶n̶c̶h̶o̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶>What's this? Tamalove are the hosts for the race!?>can UMADash give one last gift for their r̶e̶t̶i̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ retired dancho>with no limits to the amount of officers allowed, will a club dominate the field from the start, I'd be embarassing if they all lose>or will an unknown club emerge for an upset victory!?See you at September 27th (JST)
my club rank seems safe for this month so im going to flatlinet dancho
https://exhentai.org/g/2020769/e7048ce423/Any digit other than 0 and I fap to this.0 and no fap.
Pal Pal wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Hanshin
>>582385128Not officer
What? Scared you can't beat me? I'll destroy you subhumans
>>582385098>>582384939>>582384695Situation is being dealt with.
>>582385130I'm watching videos while letting PTCG auto away in the background
>>582385429Ask your danchou to make you officer retard
>>582385434and who the hell are you
>>582385503Kill yourself schizo, take your meds
>>582385434You hired a hitman? Based!
Mor Sourire wins 2nd race (2YO Debut) at Nakayama
Aieee I forgot to record my race and concert...
>>582385424>Curren
>>582384990Rice sex.
>>5823851052 and you fap to Seiun Sky5 and you fap to Gold Ship0 and you fap to Spica trainer
What skills do Pace need for the next CM, or just in general?
I want Fuji Kiseki to take care of me. Due to circumstances outside of my control, I am bound to my bed at the dorm, sick and sure I'm close to dying. I sent a text to Fuji about a "business trip" and gave her the week to rest, but it seems I sent my message with far too many spelling mistakes. Within an hour, she was there at the trainer dorms, a meal already prepared for me, and ready to care for me. And things went well. She charged my laptop for me. She got a TV set up so I can watch some races. She made sure I ate, helped me to the bathroom. The disaster only came when I thanked her, and said I would leave my care in her hands. Everything went quiet. She smiled, and said she knew a way to really take care of me. A way to release all the "bad" and get myself healthy again. Her hand went under my blanket, nails scratching along skin until her hand dips under again. Pathetically, it only takes a few strokes until I release against the covers. But she doesn't stop. She wants to "help me get better." So she keeps stroking, keeps smiling, and I keep releasing, groaning, cumming for her. She doesn't leave until the sun comes back up. Surprisingly, I feel much better and I'm ready to get back to training. Eureka! Fuji Kiseki got +2 hints to Wet Conditions.
Alright, which one of you is the punk that decided to mess with these peoples' fun community project?
>>582385637My true strenght and nimble navigator, anything else you can add is good.
>>582385637Victory Cheer, A&S
>Schahletto... merry... kurisma... daze.>happy holidays, and all that jazz!I am not normally a death to all subbers guy but when the audio literally tells you it's a lie with something so blatant it angers me.
>>582385637End Runner Straightaways O
Nix Luna wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Hanshin
V is seething nobody wanted to join his shitass event so he's just gonna ruin the fun for others btw
>>582385637my true strengthkita unique and probably anglingno slopping methe lucky of shiraoki that you wont have fronts in the lobby
I love my genius wife!
>>582385637>>582385716This and enough midrace to run fronts over so that strength activatesBasically you hope that Tachyon finishes
>>5823851057 and I j*rk it to sirius symboli4 and I j*rk it to bakushin
>>582385746inbred-kun...
>>582385716>>582385725>>582385730Sorry meant for A+ since I can make a max of S+ umas right now. I could probably take exactly 2 gold skills?>>582385785I'm bringing two fronts + Rob Roy...
>>582385637
>>582385716>strenght esltard V
Collectanea wins Seishu Jump Stakes (OPEN) at Nakayama
>>582385870a skill so dogshit they never gave it to anyone ever again...
>>582385889Oh no, minor spelling mistake kill me.
ryan LOVE
>>582385961Cute!
>>582385952Cope faggot, "strenght" is one of the most common ways you can tell someone is an ESLtard
>>582385340i said get excited folks...
>>582385952You'll do it to yourself soon enough
>>582385857pace have no good exclusive accel's BUT in open league anything is possible due to lower power level.
Ghibli wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Hanshin
>>582385620
>>582385340>>582386062Not running a single race in the US is very sus
>>582386046...how?How does jumbling three keys that are close together give away ESL-kuns?is ght some common combination in other languages? Only english words that come to light are... well, light and bright. Night? Sight. Fight. I guess a good chunk. All use i, though.
>Prototype but still not paitnedAhhhh I'm not getting this Stego scale until 2030.
>>582386098RICE!
>>582385429lmaao left the lobby like a fucking pussy you are huh?
the officer cup retardation is at least proof that there isnt a private /uma/cord, otherwise they could just fill the room privately and then post the room code in thread for spectating
I was trying so hard to not use this card by giving parents Winter Runner sparks but I suppose I don't need to anymore.
>>582386062yay
>>582386175Everyone knows V is ESL so it's a low hanging fruit for bullying.
>>582386260me on the right
>>582386270Sillycute!
>>582386195
>>582386239That's what they want you to think
>>582386195i want more 30MS
>>582386175ESl's ALWAYS mix up strenght and strength, it's one of the most common typos for them, you can literally look it up
you only have to be officer at the time of joining so pass it around and your whole club can join
>>582386239
>>582386239haha good one allen
>>582386239Only /Uma/ Club members wouldn’t know
Oguri wit isn't a must borrow for this CM right, since solid strike is pace/medium?
Can't fronts also use No Stopping Me if I'm using 2 fronts? Kind of like how I have both my fronts run Falco unique?
>>582386389Thanks for the tip, V!
>>582386575sex nature hours?
>>582386260do umas really
>>582386534Arima is basically medium+ so it might just work
>>582386501
>>582385857If it's for Open, the most rank-efficient stuff is reliable accels, double-circle style/distance velos, and overpowered inherits (like the 0.45+ speed ones)This coming CM, Pace is not especially strong, it'll depend on what weirdness you're trying to pull. But in general, Victory Cheer and No Stopping Me are sensible enough, Neck-and-Neck if you're willing to gamble. If Blaze Brian comes out before the finals, she'll be the single strongest pacer on account of Beast Mode and her stupid, stupid unique.
>>582386534You'd think that's right but it's still a great card even without a gold. If you already have your Creek and FineMo borrow Oguri or Teio, or CB if you feel cute.
>>582386547not really unless you have a runaway
>>582386575When I was younger the puffy socks were stupid.As I got older they became sex.I wonder why that is.
>>582386674I know Pace isn't strong but I want to run my Rob Roy as one, and not Late cause I have absolutely nothing for Lates at all as I've learned from trying to raise my Nice Nature. I am seriously considering doing front Rob Roy.
>>582386175There are many words that end in -ght and many ESLs think "strenght" is the correct spelling, and even pronounce it with the T sound at the end instead of a TH sound
>>582386719I think I only like them now because of gyarus.
>>582386547It's difficult for fronts to trigger since the one who hits A&S will not be blocking the one in second. Only take it on a front if you really know what you're doing.
>>582386719You got older, but gyarus stayed the same age.
>>582386158ok but get excited
>>582386759base ZRR has G front aptitude and the unique wont fire if she is in first. You're better off just building her pace and hoping for open league moments to occur.
>>582386098Rice does NOT have all of that
Do Pace start passing mid-race? I have a lot of sparks for skills that apply passing mid-race that I want to use.
Any reason for Daccheats not being banned from the officer cup?
>>582386759Ah right, I remember you.That's a rough oshi pick, but hey, doing weird stuff can sometimes be fun and you'll probably learn stuff (the hard way)Good luck!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck forced to lie down and do nothing cant even get up or chat too tired too broken too fucked i just want to have fun its not that hard what did i do wrong what did i do wrong not gonna last like this i have nothing i am nothing just want ughhh fuck kill kill die i am fucking worthless it hurts it hurts it hurts i didnt do anything no one cares lieueuwu7wyevevifidy hust gibba sleepbeieiueib no ppunt veibg swake if all tyet eis is pain fuck me seriously what misrrrttryuuu
>>582386941She's still small there though
>>582386669Man the prototype looks so good too.
>>582386998More like Uma&Cheats now considering V joined while not being an officer
>>582386719if i have a fetish, it'd be clothing/hair accessories. They're just a lot more alluring because they can tell a story all by themselves in your imagination.It's grown considerably for me as well over the last decade.
>>582387078Face is a little off
>>582387110He's gone already
>>582385128what're the conditions for the danchou cup? and what day is it?
>>582387137I think it looks fine and will be one of those things that'll look more normal when finally painted
>>582387110Holy schizo
>>582387030hope you had a nice nap
Reminder that I can beat all of you anyway
>>582387063In what world is that a "small" breast size?
>>582387110I'm not going to defend V, but there's no reason to hold the entire club responsible.
Nah, I'd win.
>>582387249Thing is prototype always looks better than the final mass produced product. The Valentines Bourbon fig has a derpy looking face
Anywhere here's some other Uma scales This one is also by Alter.
>>582386990they can pass each other at leastpeople pass back and forth all the time mid race they're usually fine skills
>>582387379>I'm not going to defend V, but I'm going to defend V's enablers
9/11 for Suzuka, Taiki, and Fine fans
>>582387379Why not? The club should tardwrangle him or kick him out if he's insufferable, and yet they are not doing it and letting him be a faggot
>>582387379His club can always kick him to absolve themselves of their sins
>>582387379If the dancho can't tard wrangle a single dude then the entire club is responsible.
>>582387440So if I'm carrying like 5 pass in mid-race skill, pass someone by proccing 1 skill and there are nobody else to pass during all of mid-race, the other 4 skills are wasted?
>>582387278789 faggot lolyou are nothing
>>582387379if you give a chimp a gun, you're at fault too when it shoots your ass
>after some noise and V of all people stepped down >hours yelling at Daccheats for naught Is V better than Daccheats?
>>582387573they all activate at once
Kotobukiya. >>582387390It very much depends on the figure maker, and Alter is pretty much one of the best (and has been in the industry for a while). Bourbon was done by Claynel, and as far as I'm aware they 're usually hit or miss.
>>582387621yea
>>582387615I don't think this is in the ChiyoNotes
umamusume wouldn't do that
>>582387630Are they not wit checks? So if I proc all 5 but only 1 shows up, the other 4 will never show up again for the rest of the race?
>>582387621V spends every waking moment of his life here to be fair. The Dacchis retard probably fucked off somewhere
>>582387605why is 6 afraid of 7
>>582387457>>582387486>>582387498>>582387525>>582387615Why do you think he left the lobby? If you think it's because of the free attention the thread was giving him then you're retarded. See also >>582385434
>>582387278>v.pnglarpers are not the sharpest
>>582387776Do you ever get tired of doing damage control rorimastah
Speaking of Claynel, here's their Victoire Pisa prototype.
>>582387668>>582387249Are these Warhammer miniatures
>>582387668>Claynel, and as far as I'm aware they 're usually hit or miss.Do I cancel cat Maya
>>582387260bests being awake beats being awake bests being awake beats being swkkskdd
>>582387776Stop pretending lol, just because he got a slap on the wrist doesn't mean shit for all the other things he's done
>>582386885hmm nyo
>>582387795That has been the filename used for every instance of that image in the archive.
>>582387776So why did he join?
>>582387795retard
>>582387763That was proven to be false
>>582387905neck yourself V
Painted Urara. >>582387847I wouldn't but I like to gamble.
V walked into a crowd
punching umama in the non-existent uterus
>>582388062eughhhh...
>>582387776So why did he join in the first place? You retards at uma&co constantly let him to all this shit and when you get called out for not having your retarded schizo on reins you do damage control "y-yeah but the whole club shouldn't be responsible"then kick him
>>582387856We can talk when you're awake at least, can't do that while you're sleeping
Alter Rice Shower
>>582387928>>582387865>>582387821>>582387615>>582387525>>582387498>>582387486>>582387457
>>582388137Miscommunication. Move on.
If the host wants to heal this general he could just bar uma&co from participation
what the fuck is happening
>>582388194I want it...
Mile just finished, man.
>>582388194Looks a little creepy
Should I join Mambo?
>>582388297Not hiding logs and stubs again, curious.
>>582388167have nothing to talk about i am barren of thoughts
>>582388137gee i wonder why they wouldn't kick him
>>582388194This is too cute.
>>582388202yeah right lmao, miscommunication stop pretending you're not coddling up to a serial shitposter and a threadshitter
umama and v are probably having sex right now while you are seething over who joined a game lobby
>>582388297Just put stub:no; and be a happier man anon. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>582388434
>>582388389giwtwm
When you're at an aptitude C, can you get pink proc twice and go straight to A or do you need to have it appear in both inspirations?
>HE walks into a space>Immediate thread wide meltyis he too powerful??
>>582388529an inspo is +1 regardless of how many times it procs and when, you just need 2 whenever
>>582388504timestamp needed
>>582388529It can proc twice on the same inspo.Don't do it, it's a very very very very painful experience.
>>582388389Nah you're funny and that means you're witty. You can think of stuff to talk about, you're probably just a bit drowsy
>>582388529yeah you can pink proc twice
>>582388548Schizos are too weak and loud
>>582388667I know you guys have discord just go there already
Frontrunners bro, do I make third ace, rabbit or debuffer?
>>582388791Debuffer is easier but both work
>>582388838564 was a mistake
>>582388720I'm not the thread cancer so no I don't have anybodys discord
20cm status?
>>582388289There's no way to ban specific clubs or trainers from a lobby other than using Discord to secretly distribute the lobby code. That still wouldn't stop someone from giving V the code anyway as a prank. Even if it was practical to ban them from the event, they resolved the V situation in less than ten minutes so it wouldn't be justified. >>582388297If you're curious then turn your filters off.
Famous Jazz wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Nakayama
>>582388791up to your personal pref, an endcloser racist spechud is a pretty common choice for double front teams
>>582388720PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT
>>582388896>Cheval GrandHope she succeeds
im going to get raped by chocobonbon next cm
>>582388895>using Discordfinally a real use for the danchou cord besides dick pics
>>582388895Just DQ them, they can start earning points when they deal with their schizo
>>582388896>Cheval GrandHope she fails
>>582388529you can get multiple in one inspo and i believe a 3* can rarely give you 2 levels at once
>>582389012Allen had a small pecker so he got booted
>>582388791Debuffer.>>582388994I'd be more afraid of Kitasan.
>>582388895Group responsibility is a thing, unironically their shitty club should just be banned
>>582385364>>582385364>>582385364is it fine if we talk about this drama insteadI triedLast I checked the race is at 4/16, goodluck everyone!
>>582389042
>>582388791Debuffer if you think someone else will bring the rabbit. Otherwise just make your own. Don't bring a third ace, that's dumb, we're playing Grand Live and you're already attempting to highroll a front ace.
Sorry one more Rob Roy related question:If her unique procs somewhere within 401~399m left, and in Nakayama the last corner is from 1950~2190m, can her unique proc, put her in lead, then A&S proc within the window of those 90 or so meters? Is it even worth it for an accel skill to proc that late? Or should I be looking into accel a bit earlier and focus on late velos?
>>582389023Rude
>>582389134but what are the conditions for the danchou cup....
>>582388895If you're not going to slap their wrists they're just going to keep doing this
>>582389105Nigga, Dacchis did worse, won and got a trophy instead and everybody just giggles about it nowadaysShill out your schizo ass, already sounding like some Reddit bitch
>>582389134My club isn't joining until you get rid of the Uma&Co faggots and I reccommend other clubs don't participate either.If you're gonna side with the faggots enjoy racing with the faggots alone
>>582389181You want accels as early as possible
>>582388520she is not that hugetho she should be>>582388774she is absolutely that cuteand should be cuter
>>582389067Chocobon beats Kitasan
>>582389283Which club?
>>582389279Dacchis did it by accident because it wass the first ever Danchou Cup so it's understandble.This is not, it's obvious shit stirring
>>582389279Yeah I'm sure the faggot who constantly doxxes people in the lobbies because he got his ego hurt is better than the dacchis shit that was a mistake lolthe only people defending V is him himself
>>582389395Mambo
>>582389347>imageis everyone that watches content creators other than witgod retarded low IQ monkeys? No SHIT THAT'S OBVIOUS AS FUCK. GOD NO WAY SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE SPOONFED THAT BADLY.that caption pissed me of so much I hate spoonfed retards
>>582389283this, I'd genuinely back out if I was an officer of a different clubannoying cunts at uma&co defend him too
>>582388915>2 fronts 1 endIsn't that a desynnergy? Ends do not like front lobby.
>>582389480>NO WAY SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE SPOONFED THAT BADLYthey need to pad 40 minutes of video buddy, don't hate the player hate the game
>>582389293When do Pace stars accelerating? I've seen in my gameplay that enemy Paces starts passing way before the last spurt, I'd like to say like near the end of the mid-race?
>>582389480this game's entire "community" is just spoonfeeding and gaslighting
YOSH! IKUYOOOO!
Why are autists arguing about a random race on a Friday night
>>582389568>pad 40 minutes of video buddyPATHETHIC CREATURE. THIS IS WHY I LIKE WITGOD CAUSE HE HAS ZERO. ZERO. ZERO FINANCIAL INCENTIVES TO MAKE VIDEOS. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC GIVING GARBAGE TIER HELP JUST FOR MONEY GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>>582389648based danchud puppy
>sudden literal who vtuber postinghmmmmmmm nyoticing
>>582389181Also what's the point of A&S on a Pace then? Do we expect them to be take the lead before entering the last corner? Is this what people meant earlier by pray that there's no fronts?
Who are you betting on to win the Sprinter's Stakes on the 27th?(Hard Mode, besides Star Anise)
>>582389420The faggot already left the room nigga why are you still going on about it? >>582389424I'm not feeling like defending the faggot, he does deserve to shit on like being doxxed, but please do not sound like a woman while doing some drama
>>582389648Bond/Fan farming too?
>>582389395/uma/club
>>582389825Panja Tower easily.
>>582389757Because paces have no good accels, Uma is an accel game, and the only accels they can kind of get access to are the front accels, which require to be 1st (Sky) or 2nd+ (Kitasan)
I love my wife
>>582389757You're gambling on entering lobbies with no fronts and becoming the lucky pace chaser.
>>582389831>bwo I took my dick out of your ass minutes ago, stop complaining about it already
>>582389916>YEAH I GOTTA BE IN FRAME SO PEOPLE KNOW ITS MY FUNNY CLIP YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>582389831So you admit he's a shitstirrer who does that deliberately, what makes you think he won't do it again? You're a faggot for trying to do damage control on him
>>582389946I'm bringing 2 fronts though.
>>582389831>I'm not feeling like defending the faggot, but I'm defending the faggot
>>582385130Tama going to be so sad knowing im currently spending money to win a claw machine prize. But Falco is just so ressistably cute And Sexy
>>582390015We're not looping this conversation again
>>582390015I don't think you should be playing a pace with two fronts.
>>582390030Sexo with this gremlino
>>582389209what conditions, track conditions? the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown tracks the same irl races so the date of the races and tracks will be the same. Tenno Sho AutumnJapan CupArima KinenI think the Officers Cup is a fun compliment to these month-between-long races thats why I planned them too
>>582389841Mostly just farming carats from the half TP boosted rewards URA. But raising bond is a secondry goal too I suppose
>>582389831you're literally defending him
>>582390064But he's bringing two fronts
>>582390118noted. im assuming they'll match the actual timing of the irl races like this one does?
>constantly shit on him and his favorite umas even before he got doxxed >He gets doxxed and people start bitching more >He finally retaliates after getting shit on the entire time >It gets even worse You created this monster by the way
>>582390064but half tp ura
>>582390125
Are... CM races considered G1s??
>>582390125KAWAII
>>582390180Talking in 3rd person doesn't make you look cool V
>>582390235Yes
>>582389757>>582390015if there are no fronts a pace can "become" a front runner (this is what pace promote means if you have seen that terms) angling can also activate if you overtake 1st before the final corner but this can only happen in solo front or no front lobbies due to the distance between them and the pace chasers. Lates and ends don't have this problem because they have accels that will fire and let them close the distance very quickly, pace chasers do not on this track or distance and that's why they are basically homeless
Nero Noir wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Hanshin>>582389825Win Carnelian
>>582390180
>>582390180Kill yourself V
>* schizos starting drama and shitstirring againah, the SEApes are waking up aren't they
>582390180>createdretard
>>582390235Yes, I looked it up before.
>>582390174hopefully yes, but I am not the room host of these races so I do not have control as to when they start nor the race conditions. But hey I hope that they, the room hosts will talk about these things and follow through as well.
>>582390384>ZRR cant farm the daily racessad
>>582390180bwo, no one actually doxxed V
>random vtuber posting>sudden increase of trash postinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder who could be behind this pattern!
>>582389996He left though didn't he? He or his club are taking accountability at some level. Also you're the faggots for shitstirring against the cup like >>582389540I am an avid defender of fun races
>>582390434You also need to be within top 3 favorite as well on top of it being G1.
>>582390487Rorimastah just give it a rest buddy
>>582385128wtf that's a pretty strong lobby so farI thought officers were shitters
>makes you blast ropes when it lands along finemo during GL summer training
>My Nice Nature nendoroid went to a completely different stateI FUCKING HATE DHL
Ok I'm just going to not care about CM from here on and just build TT.
>>582390487If they took the fucking accountability for him he'd be kicked already, stop trying to suck his dick when he's an avid shitposter with countless collages of proof of his schizophrenia
>>582390626mine now
>>582390487If the cup host won't punish clubs trying to fuck with the race it's fucked anyway.Tell the Uma&Co retards to leave, they can join the next time if their schizo behaves.Otherwise I don't give a fuck about this race
>>582390626thanks for the laugh anon, at your expense that it LOL
>>582390180>You created this monster by the wayThis is a basket weaving forum, it isn't that serious lil bro.
>>582390643that's the way
Last thread was a comfy dream that won't repeat, but now it's back to regular /uma/
>>582390651But the schizo is an officer?
I FORGOT ABOUT THE KEIBAAny graded races today?Tomorrow is the Sprinters Stakes, right?
>>582390643Just do the bare minimum. 1 Ace, 2 debuffers, go for B finals.
>>582390626DHL often comes to a big city (like LA), then get shipped to mid-country, and will come back. Something about how they do their inventory or whatever the fuck but it's normal even if it wastes a lot of time.
comfy hour soon
>>582390643its still worth to try a little for the carrats, even in open league.
>>582390693We weaved this... basketcase?
>>582390180>You created this monster by the wayNo, it was the mid OVA or some other embarrassing entry point that brought his tourist larper ass here.
symbol of adolf
>>582390839V has a very tragic backstory and his life is very hard. Please have some sympathy
>>582389134>3x UFAre people actually taking this seriously?
>>582390180>why is this thread so shit oh no it's the worst>btw club drama doxxing filtering conversations and encouraging schizos is fine>why is this thread so shit
>>582386575When I was younger the puffy socks were stupid.As I got older they were still stupid, but pantyhose became sex.I wonder why that is.
>>582390953sprint is the easiest distance to scoremaxx
>>582390651>>582390663The main problem is that you can't deny entry from rooms. If we keep this going, we will never have a race
>>582390776Comfy hours unironically start when jongers wake up
>>582390953Yes. This is a fight for honor and reputation.Please refer to the narratives before the race>>582385364>>582385364>>582385364I tried spinning it out so every S-A+ clubs have something going for them this race. Gomen A-B+ clubdaccis but you'll have to prove yourselves this time.
>>582391052Then everyone will finally have to take action with the schizo den since they're willingly choosing to cancel a race. This isn't difficult to comprehend
>>582390780Yeah but if I'm building something with no chance, I might as well put the min effort to just aim for 3rd in finals.
>>582391052The fact there's no kick option is crazy
>>582391052Just cancel the race holy shit. At least we'll have a usable thread.
>>582391052Just don't give Uma&Co or any other club that tries to fuck with the race any points
>>582391070what does that matter if they're all playing mahjong
>>582390663As has already been pointed out ITT, lobby hosts cannot kick people. Stryk3r did not kick V and cannot kick Rorimastah, no matter how much you people complain. Have you never hosted a lobby before?
>>582391283>Have you never hosted a lobby before?Schizos don't play the game
>>582390953Apparently. I'll use my borrows tomorrow to see if I get something usable
Noble Cloud wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Nakayama
>>582388297you filtered it, meaning you don't care about it and most likely you want it gone from this generalso why stoke the fire by bringing attention to it you fucking retard
>>582391070I suck shit at the jong.
>>582391286ace on my face
>>582391283Read blind retard, read>>582391240
>>582391349because he wants attention...
>>582391323I play the game and have beaten you in countless cm17 lobbiesYou're a parasite and a faggot who needs to kill himself
>NOOOO PLEASE YOU MUST LYNCH V AND THE CLUB THAT HE'S IN IF NOT I'M GONNA>I-I'M GONNA>BBBWWWEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
>>582391196thats the idea yeah, some CM's you will have absolute dick all to run if you are a newcutie or are a oshi every cm chad.You put in the amount of effort that you find fun and no more or less
>>582390742>Any graded races today?G3 Sirius Stakes>Tomorrow is the Sprinters Stakes, right?yes
>>582388370it's just the lighting
>>582391047Why would doto do this?
>>582391491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXyutU0skZs
>>582391283Then take action against the club and punish them for breaking the rules. Do you REALLY think that retarded shitstirrer won't try to shitstir again? Like many times before?Why do you fucking defend that retard is beyond me when there's documented proof of him being a shitstirrer
>>582389995or maybe he just wanted to headbang along with the horse, ever thought about that?
doto take my photo
>>582391456Well I'm new plus will be bringing Rob Roy everywhere so I guess I'm double fucked. Game is still fun though.
so what did we learn?
>>582391452pathetic samefag, stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
I really need to retrain an Orfevre for L'arc, and I should probably revisit Nakayama. I joined a few public rooms and Stego actually performed rather decent (even hit 2nd place at one point, which is better than usual when it comes to my joining public rooms), but Nakayama and Orfevre are seemingly always in the dumps. Do have about 3 days to work on t his though so maybe I should, and maybe also try Stego again.
Best uma for fan farming? Maruzen since she can run all distances and dirt with a few sparks?
>>582391687you're gay
>>582391687I'm gay
>>582391687this general has learned fuckall nothing ever since they decided to double down on dramaposting because they're boredso now they're reaping what they sow
>>582391704No one fucking cares >>>/umajp/
I'm upcan we SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP>no one caresno one cares>no one caresno one cares>no one caresok now that I have your attention hi
>>582391562The races has not even started and you are having a melty
>>582391775I'm raping what I sow
I'm raping a sow
>>582391792thanks Umama
>>582391609nah fuck that he gay like a woman
>>582391792hey
>>582391775Maybe if V wasn't such a piece of shit things wouldn't be this way, ever thought about that?>>582391805Kill yourself V
>>582391704you will never get a plat so stop trying tranny
>>582391687V schizos are worse than V.
>>582391886supi managed to play some games yesterday (and earlier), gonna try to do it again today yippie>>582391873np
>>582391695yeah, I'm Vso is the next poster and the posted before me
we should accelerate faster
>only the blues show up during inspiration
>>582391792the low iq people in this thread will think they are defending * but they are actually jealous that no one is talking about them because of the officer cup + keiba tonight
>>582391687Spe love!
>>582391961V is clinically a schizophrenic
>>582391704playless shitter imagine being worse than V on the JP server
my filter is working so well today
>>582392029what keibawas it the sprinters stakes oneif so World's End is so cool sounding I hope they win
I wonder how the Mile/Longchamp CMS are going to work in global, will you guys essentially be running them at the same time? That'd be funny.
>>582391961no they're not
>>582391704Any FL? I'm currently hardcapped at US5 because Doto refuses to show up in stamina training and hunting for FL is a pain in the ass
>>582391704Why is that retard seething at this post so much
Many men wish death upon meBlood in my eye, dog, and I can't seeI'm tryin' to be what I'm destined to beAnd niggas tryin' to take my life awayI put a hole in a nigga for fuckin' with meMy back on the wall, now you gon' seeBetter watch how you talk when you talk about me'Cause I'll come and take your life away
>>582391930two sides can be at faultV is a nigger and dramaturds keep poking him with a stick. And we know dramaturds are still shitting up the threads when V's asleep so we know who's working overtime at making the thread worse. We've been doing this for months now, you guys should grow the fuck up at some point.
umamusume crotch
>>582392173Nope. Just been using Ability points instead for the FL-lite.
>Current state of the threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ
>>582389480With 4+ years of knowledge and after 1 whole year of the game being out in english people still need to be taught the simple concept of midrace velocity + laterace accel = win
>>582392130sprinter's is tomorrow i think but there is a G3 today
>>582392207NONE of this would be happening if he wasn't a retarded shitstirrer, stop kidding yourselfYou know it's his fault too
that's the one of dying while not being a sex offenderyou might as well cash in
>>582392285oh damdo you have the g3 schedule at least idk where to look
>>582392286
>>582392178Telling a jp only platless blogposting fag to fuck off is not seething
>>582392272I'M MAD
>>582392462 I'd eat their banana
What's the best deck to use for Pace and what to borrow? Was thinking Ardan, Yukino at the very least but putting CB and Oguri wit all at once seems overkill. Maybe in GL?
Mirande wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
>>582392207funny how you are instinctively defending V in this post stop trying to play both sides, I can see you're doing damage control for him pathetic
I stole all the officer cup umas and put them in practice mode and the results are surprising
>>582392314ok, so one out of 2 sides can be better and FIX THIS and it sure as hell isn't going to be the singular clinically schizophrenic retard with an ego that has been posting his BBB since september and threads happened to went to shit in fucking february. Or are you saying both are just as bad as each other? dramaturds are no better than fucking V? Grim.
>>582392543It’s 4fun and fixed and you the only one crying still
you can have this seiun if you shut up
>>582392405https://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202609040811&rf=race_toggle_menu
>>582392513Forgot pic again.
>>582392513if you dont have tachyon speed mlb is probably a perma borrow for paces
>>582392604sex results?
>>582392604Including V's?
Oi, you're not Rose Kingdom
>>582392596
>>582392610He deserves to be namecalled, have every lobby he's in doxxed and belittled for being a shitstirrer, I am not the only person who thinks that toostop defending his shitty behavior
these chips are so bad I'd rather have nothing instead
Genuinely don't understand how only V got targeted when the staygoldfaggot has been doing the same thing but worse for about a year and only one person, who's labeled a schizo, tells him to fuck off
Gonna try a clanker run with MaruzenskyAuto select parents Auto select cardsWish me luck!
Very Sirius race (G3, R11 HANSHIN) coming up come and watchhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>582391704Good luck! Is it the first LArc CM for everyone?
Remember when no one here could type Matikanetanhauser or Matikanefukukitaru without checking google?Ahh those were the memories
>>582392871Anon the outrage is fake. It's all him replying to himself with multiple devices.
>>582392778I don't give a FUCK about your vigilante and mob lynching complex niggerI simply care about the thread quality and you both are shitting it up, except V doesn't pretend he's a righteous force doing this for the sake of everyone else while in truth you probably just enjoy "trolling" a mentally ill retard.
>>582392636thank, now I can stalk pedigree's for fun>>582392894good timing wau
>>582392934You spelled Tannhauser wrong
>>582392894anon, there is still 2 hours and 30 minutres until it starts
>>582393025comedy
>>582393025Darn
>>582392871In this case it's because he joined a lobby he wasn't supposed to and then left. I'm genuinely shocked that the melty has lasted this long.
>>582392897>Is it the first LArc CM for everyone?No.
>>582392596I want Ruby.
ok i need to do a BIG lock in and train carefully i know this one can be the buono roll
>>582392946If you cared about the thread quality you'd also lynch the faggot when he started to doxx people randomly because they won lobbies vs him, or call him out on numerous occasions when hebgot banned and had like 50 posts nuked off the thread and it was all him talking in 3rd person defending himself and shitting on others. Stop pretending you're not sucking his dick
>>582392639I've just been mostly picking cards by looking at their skills and events that give energy/mood ups. I still don't really know what stat is good except training effectiveness and specialty priority.
>>582393182that stam bwogodspeed
>>582393182good buono
>>582392946Were you not around for the “helpful and nice iinchou” arc where he pretended to be NTR and thought everyone liked him?
>>582392636all in on double joke
I DESPISE 0% SPEED UMASAND THE JPTARDS WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT THE 1/8 SOFT CAPIF IT WASN'T THERE THEY WOULD BE SIMPLE1400 SPEED COULD COMPETE WITH 1600XOG WOULDN'T DOMINATEBUT NO, YOU FAGS HAD TO WHINEDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582393230In general friendship bonus, SP bonus, and initial friendship are the other big ones. Wit friendship recovery for the wit cards.
tomorrow will be worse
>>582393338My favorite Uma is a 0% speed Uma, so I can't really relate.
>>582393338Hog dominates because FM has triple the acceleration it realistically should have, not because of the speed cap or diminishing returns.
>>582393362boy umanko on my DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>582393458I despise what Cygames and the JP playerbase inflicted on me, not the uma.
>>582393374What should be my main deck then, mostly for front and I suppose pace now.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Matikanetannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
Danon Funstar wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Nakayama
>>582393543Kawakamibro...
>D*itaku H*liosDay completely ruined
>>582393458I DEFINITELY CANEVEN 3 SPEED IS NEVER ENOUGHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>582393338>>582393458I wish my oshi didn't have 20% speed growth...at least her alts are only at 10%!
>>582392596I don't deserve her
>>582393663Cute retardGirls are at their cutest when they're borderline retarded.
>>582393590Fun fact, I look like that.
>>582393549DESU I don't really know with everything at 0LB. I'm pretty certain you want Ardan, Brian, and Suzuka SPD. Depending on the distance/career Manhattan Cafe is a maybe. Fuku and Sunday are good at MLB, but I'm not sure if that holds at 0LB.
umas
>>582393590seiun sexo
>>582393863hey
>>582393863what's your technique for tucking
>>582393317that shit was weirdespecially that the advice was so milquetoast, like legit "sakura bakushin o advice on youtube" tier basic
>>582393703Shut up Ruby your trainer's gonna kill himself and you're doing nothing
>>582393317That was the other NTR poster from /vm/a that used to come here but stopped after the schizos jumped on him, that guy is actually cute and a good poster
kingu love
>>582394068Is he also the one that does jiggies?
>>582388529During an inspiration, you can get double-procs of pink.I've never seen a triple, but it seems like in theory it could be possible.Keep in mind that you're essentially rolling d20s and hoping for multiple 20s if you're banking on a double-proc, though.
V doesn't even like NTR
>>582393863hey bby wanna fug
>>582393950>>582394083DOTO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>582394130He is a white ARYAN so obviously he doesn't like NTR
>>582394130he definitely got NTR'd by /uma/club lol
I'm already taken~ sorry boys
what is a crown?and why is rudolf called the triple crown winner? im confused from the wikipedia articles
i have no energy and i must scream
>>582394268Taken by who?
>>582394083
>>582394268Is that going to stop you?
>>582393863kys
>>582394290Do it coward!
>>582394290gamba pussy
>>582394268Can you atleast give 1 letter of his name
>>582394557M
Lance of Hero wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
>>582394341my b-o-y-f-r-i-e-n-d, obviously.>>582394384I'm loyal!
>>582394495>>582394532this is why i stay away from casinos
>>582394068no it wasn't lol
>>582394289She won all three crown G1 races, Satsuki Sho, Japanese Derby and Kikuka Sho
>>582394630I'm so sorry!
>>582394290DOOOO IIIIIIIT
>>582394605Between the two of you, who's bigger?
>>582394268>>582394605kys
>>582393203No, you can simply ignore his nigger ass instead and that's the best way to improve thread quality. Filterfags are not wrong. Calling him out for being wrong is fine, but did know that you can actually just stop there? You're gonna tell me that starting multiple-thread long fights, unpromptly attacking him, or bringing him up when he's not even here or when he's not even mentioned is good for the thread? He doxxed like... twice, maybe thrice? and the reason was because whoever got doxxed couldn't shut up about him and deliberately antagonized him. He doesn't randomly doxx you for winning against him from what I can remember. You want to paint me as sucking his dick so bad, but all I'm doing is calling out the OTHER source of bad thread quality that can't just accept that they're bad for the thread, because it's like your first time being on /vg/ when it comes to drama and schizos. Don't join his room, don't mention him, don't reply to him, don't reply to dramaturds trying to jingle his balls. >>582393317I was, he was pretty annoying then, but easily ignorable, no different than stegofag and a lot less worse than whatever the fuck the current situation is. The reason V is so fucking annoying is that he's easily baited, and SOMEONE is doing the baiting. The result is a shitty thread with shitflinging, and I'm not gonna let the people doing the baiting pretend they're doing this with the thread's best interest in mind. I usually just ignore both until dramaturds start thinking they're in the right. I'm gonna start doing that now that I'm done giving my piece.
>>582394289Crowns are a type of currencyIf you have three of them, you might be able to afford lunch
>>582394605The most loyal who is up right now looking to get ravaged instead of sleeping like a good girl.
>>582394605>i look exactly like what you guys are into!!!>i brought this up for no reason, im taken!!!i want to throw tomatoes at you
>>582394605Does your bf have a cool name?
>>582394630oops
Uh oh V melty
>train stamina once>game crashesalrighty then
>>582394717Half of your post is literally excusing his dogshit behaviorAlso funny you haven't mentioned the times he has gotten nuked in the thread and like 50 posts got deleted at the same timestamp and it was all schizo babble when he insulted others and talked about himself in 3rd person>y-yeah he doxxed people but it was like two or three times!!stop kidding yourself, you are running damage control for him for no reason He deserves to get called out, periodIf you think he doesn't deserve that, you are defending him
>>582388194VILLAINOUS lighting
>>582394717>Filterfags are not wrong.Every time there's a V melty those retards pour out of the woodwork to go "haha lol look at all the stubposts that my filter blocked lol rofl! What are they about? Someone tell me what they all say rofl XXXXXXXXXXXXD!" They stir the shit just as much as V and the schizos, but try and pretend like they're somehow better.
>>582394956Gambling on Tachyons latest concoction
>>582394717nigga you're literally sucking V's cock better than umama, I'm convinced youre his danchou or some shit because uma&co refuses to do anything about him
>>582394969Is Opera O a boyuma?
i need the biggest uma you've got
>>582394692he's 5 inches taller than me <3>>582394748very.
when the HECK are we getting daily skipsi can't be assed to click 5 times a daily on tream trials
>my daily average has dipped below 2mits over, dancho is going to freak
Currencels are SEETHING
>>582394605What is the first letter of his name you can say atleast THAT.
>>582395132What letter does his name begin and end with?
>>582395220>>582395258is this a cucking fetish?
>>5823951325 inches longer than yours too?
>Thread goes from V melty to tranny ERP Things really can always get worse.
>>582395317Just say it
>got the daily 200 carat cap>have to spend about 100 for spark reroll + TPStill positive I guess...
She is not going to date you
>>582395220>>582395258You guys just hoping she says V so you can start shit talking her huh
Sonic Breaker wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Nakayama
>>582395548It's not V lol
>>582394289A type of G1(Group 1, the highest tier of race) race that is paired with two other G1 races that awards an extra prize if all 3 are won, most often this refers to the classic(as in only horses that are exactly 3 years old may enter) triple crown of a nation, Symboli Rudolph won all 3 of these races
>>582395570Leaks?
>me on the left>the sky avatarfag's boyfriend in the middle >the sky avatarfag in the top middle>anon on the right
hmmmm so close maybe u should drop the speed sparks and bring in more stam sparks but i feel like 800 stam with her recovery and maybe a white recovery should be good enough
Please stop posting with my wife, thanks
>>582395623
>>582395220>>582395258You really think a third worlder would be 5 inches taller than her? Lol
>>582395668Spitroasting while the BF is still asleep is certainly a plan
>>582395570Who is it then
>>582395668I find it very cute how secretly protective she is of Flower in the game
>>582395676>1400 + distance Stoo slow
EISHIIIIINNNNN FLASSSHUUUUUSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSS I NEEED THEM
>>582395774Proof that he is a third worlder and not 5 inches taller?
>>582395910Same
>>582395956Give it up V, you've been KEKED
>>582395956V please
>>582396089>>582396131Proof that I am V?
>>582395956Will you goon to the eventual video of him getting fucked by this guy? You know he's waiting for it to happen and to show everyone it happened
yep, see what I mean?
>unironically rattledV...
>>582396268see what
This is one of threads of some time
>>582396268seethe about it
uh oh melties
and now my oshis BIGGEST partner is now fully powered up! its gonna be the BIGGEST and most BUONO CM!lets keep it buono and fun!
https://jiggie.fun/Pzv38dhttps://jiggie.fun/Pzv38dhttps://jiggie.fun/Pzv38d
>>582396253Is that what you are waiting for? I'm just talking random shit now that the thread died
>>582396396>BIGGEST partnerBut she's only 2kb...
Ace Flight wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Hanshin
Vodka here is specifically saying "Merry Christmas" though?
stop being silly, the stakes are getting sirius
>>582396781don't think too much about it anon
Can I get a QRD on this thread?
>>582393569>Matikanetannhoyser gateThis general is how I learned that guy mispronounced tannhauser actually
>>582396895dramakeks are mad that their shitposting status gets called out, while multiple V melties happen at the same time
>>582396841Nyes, I'm Sirius now
hitting these should also give you the stats of the failed training getting 10 energy + practice perfect isnt even that good considering everything else rapes your stats and mood
>>582397082it's so you have a chance to turn your career around instead of immediately dumpstering it
Last thread was shockingly better than this wtf
>>582397021Calling out V is not shitposting and never will be, it will always be the right rhing to do
>>582397240>minor spelling mistakepoint proven
>light hellos bar is full before classic>nowhere to be seen even in training during classict-thanks
>>582397440remember when it was even worse with riko in unity
>>582397021Oh okay so more of the same. Does this shit ever stop or are we looking at 5 years more?>>582397240>ESL seaturd
>>582397202Daitaku Sexo...
Nobody asked but 200 carats is the max you can get in URA
>>582397584people have been asking that every other day since we first got auto mode
Star Spot wins Fuyo Stakes (OPEN) at Nakayama
>>582397240Nigger you're the reason why I'm filtering a single letter.
Should I just kill the run?
Sirius things coming up soon...In like an hour...
>>582397529No, it won't. This general made its bed the moment it decided to dramafag for fun because MANT mindbroke a few people who couldn't just play the fucking game
HOLDEVERYTHING
MANT sucked ass bro
I'm sorry it looks like this
>>582397209looks like a pokemon gym leader
>>582397675>Racist chudExplains everything dramatard, meds now>>582397680At some point it has to stop, we just need an scenario that filters a bunch of these faggots and we will be comfy like /uma/jp
>>582397865Should've used a VPN to watch the official JRA stream on youtube instead
>>582397928>filter scenariomant already happened
its him
>>582397948I'm too lazy to get a VPN
>wanna name my autotrain special week deck SPECHUD>CHUD is invalidbut why
>>582398002Lememe...
>>582397928NIGGER
>>582398003Just use the built int one for firefoxIt's free, you might have to make an account tho
Sirius Stakes in 1 hour and 23 mins, so far only Wonder Acute has been an Umamusume that has won it IRL, but I hope everyone is here to watch it
>>582398120I'll try it, thanks!
>>582398082How? Did you bomb the debut?
>>582398295If I use my best deck, I don't have enough fan bonus and will always get less than 1k fans.
>>582398002https://youtu.be/fztkUuunI7g
>>582398170how come they switch it up if it is a dirt or turf race
>>582398351I think the distance and terrain has changed multiple times since it was introduced>It was first run in 1990 and has held Grade 3 status since 1997. The first six editions of the race took place at Chukyo Racecourse and it was also run at that track in 2006. Originally contested as a 1,200 meter sprint on turf until the race distance was increased to 1,400 meters on dirt in 1997 and 1,700 meters in 2006. The Sirius Stakes has been run over 2,000 meters since 2007.Not sure exactly why
>>582398170is it named after the star or the horse
>>582398472I guess they just want to keep all racetracks in use
no superior heal inspo award
Elan Vita wins Yamaboshi Sho at Hanshin
>>582398024is chu or hud invalid? you could probably get away with chvd
>>582398515The Star i think, didn't find anything about being a memorial race like for example Kitasan Black last week>>582398536That would make sense
>>582398742Richii Tsumo Dora Ichi bros....
Hold me backOr I am going to FUCK this horse
team trials is so goddamn annoying
>>582398939forcing scarlet to give me handjobs...
>>582398939You will be doing that regardless
We fucked
umas that are the least likely to rape me? I want to stay pure for marriage.
>>582399481sugar lights
>>582399481Mares are the most docile we would never attempt to rape a trainer.
>>582399481yeppers wouldnt do something so violent
>>582398939You think she wants to have sex with her trainer?
Is there a way to see Fan count besides adding this shit up in a calculator?I'm just ballparking it at this point, not like I even know what the average expected Fan count should be at this point in the game.
>>582399481Its okay anon your trainee will take responsibility.
>>582399412
>>582398170I kneel
>a bunch of teenagers>somehow they never get hornycygames....
I showered
>>582399602Chronogenesis or uma.moe Just enter your account ID/number
>>582399602uma.moefind your club and find you in the cluband there is all the data
>>582399602uma.moe/profile/[NUMBER]Replace [NUMBER] with your account id.
>>582399681Some of them actively fantasize about getting with their trainers so...I dunno about that one boss.
>>582399683That explains the drought
>>582399823yea I'm slowgot a beer if that helps
>>582399602profile trainer card > progress details
We should normalize have sex with umamusume.
>>582399540>we
>>582399540Anon, is a mare holding you at rapepoint right now?
We should normalize umas respecting trainers that say no
>>582400056God I want to poke those eyes
I wish mares were real
I want to apologize to him but I can't...
Oh, I forgot that you get No Stopping Me on just beating Unity, no reason to bring this Yukino card at all. Guess I really need to go back and get my Winter Runner spark parent.
I'm trying to LOOOOOOP some Front Runner parents and need recommendations on the 4th Uma to do in the repeating loop. From what I understand, while you're trying to create Uma Parents, you don't want the Uma you're training to be found in the Grandparent tree, hence the need for a 4th so you can cycle through them.So FR, I've got >Seiun>KSB>MaruHoping to land Seiun and KSB as the final 2 parents. Who would you choose as the 4th to include there?
>>582400162He’s your boyfriend?
I'm burnt out from the game but I have no other friends so I'm stuck her doing autos
Jovian wins Katsuura Tokubetsu at Nakayama
im doxxing bonobro im tired of his positivity and the fact he makes this thread better
[lust provoking image]
>>582400206>not looping dirters ngmi
did you know that if you run GL with basically 0 bonus SP cards, you can expect only 2600-2700 SPit fucking sucks
>>582400253Try finding another hobby or game to get into and move to a different general or board, you can do this slowly then fully commit. You can leave your "friends" behind at any time even if you shared wonderful memories with them and make new ones, that's the cycle anyone using 4chan long enough has to follow.
>>582400232...
>>582400373so who wonned?
nonnies...
>>582400443with SP cards you only get 2.9k-3k
>ravenous mares ittstallions respect your consent, but around mares be awares!!!
>>582400494#4 >>582400258
NEVER say euro hours are bad again, I just woke up and see you dedicated 80% of this thread to gossip thread "celebs" You fucking dicklet burgers and seamonkeys
>>582400476There are no other games I wanna play tho and all my hobbies are solo hobbies....Maybe next scenario will be more fun
>>582400579I can't see any of that. Might be a (You) problem?
i love bokumanko
>>582400579burgers should be hitting the sack right now though?
>>582400569im stupid i don't see the numberswhich one is it?
>>582400481Don’t know who “he” is then
Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>582400697burgers are at their limit now, the next 5 hours will probably be fine
>>582399681They are all very much horny?
>>582400556that's two whole skills more
No one believes me that Scarlet raped me for looking at Curren Chan....
>>582400708
I guess this is good enough for now. I really don't want to keep grinding this.
>>582400761Marry and lovemaking with Kris, kill nobody
>>582400724Does it matter...
>>582399685>>582399697>>582399714Thanks, maybe I'm retard but the calculation for average fans hurts my brain, it says I made 200~m fans this month and 200~m last month but my average is less than 100m? Shouldn't it be like 100m?Is it over every month of me playing Uma since day 1 because it only mentions the last 2 months on the data.>>582399991Thank you, I was looking for this. I just couldn't remember how to get there.
>>582400846
>>582400846Between that and this, which is better?
>>582400912That's an actual newfriend not a heartless bully.
>>582400761Kill Sirius' insecurities with kindnessFuck Sirius with love and respect Marry Sirius with the intent to procreate and have a happy family
why is it always "rape"?
>>582400980>>582400846oh sorry my bad newcutie, I'm sleepy and didn't notice
>>582401104I know, why can't they let me be their trainer and nothing more
>>582400978Probably this one
does oguri even know what sex is
>>582401235
Vocalize wins Nowaki Tokubetsu at Hanshin
>>582401235I hope not, it would be real scary if she did.
>>582401235she will tease you and feign ignorance to gaslight you
>>582401235As much as you
>>582401235she is a virgin like you, lardass
>>582401235rape isn't sex
>>582400906Yes context matters
>>582401235she has a good teacher that will let her know the ropes
>>582400761Derb, derby, derb
>>582400908divide your fan count by 13 oh however many months you've been playing for and you'll find your total monthly average if that's what you want
>>582400579It's one person seething in impotent rage against Mr. V.
>>582400568
sex seven
next bread will be six
>>582401816>ends in 6?
>>582401445If I answer you will instantly know who he is...
>>582401816bread?
Why is Tracen surrounded by dating sitesOr why are dating sites built around TracenHuh?The thing about CB's parents and Bourbon's parents being shamed for. dating don't make sense here
>>582401887what club is he in
4 more days until a good thread...
>>582402015have you never lived in a city
>>582401887How… you can’t get answers by being vague
>>582402032/***/ ****
>>582402032Not mine, I will say that much>>582402104Honestly I just wanted to vent...
EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT CLUB BULLSHIT SIRIUS MATTERS ARE AT HANDIT'S STARTING
>>582402258give me a number, I don't know who to root for
why are you even talking about this shitthis is like gossipyou like gossiping?are you a faggot or a woman?
>>582402318we're ALL rooting for double joke
>>582402318Double Joke is number 8, and is being jockeyed by Ikezoe
>>582402252How many people from here outside of your club can you be chatting with, he already knows you're talking about him
>>582402318>>582402258SPOKE TO SOONONYANKOPON MY BELOVEDWIN>>582402378don't know him hate him in fact
>>582402258still 18 minutes left
are we watching something?
>>582402456>serious stakes>not rooting for double jokeif kojima wrote the script for this race you'll be sorry
>>582402512sirius steaks apparently
>clubs and thread 'celebs' talkUtterly disgusting. Fucking burgers need to go to bed, jerk off to their gay fantasies and sleep.
>>582402512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tcjaJ-4c1s
>>582399973my whole biody has gone numb wtf
>>582402593stop shrimping and/or get off the couch
>>582402453Yurr...is not like he is here all day, don't think he will see this. I just can't tell it to him directly for some reason.
Sound Move wins Shufu Stakes at Nakayama
>>582402697i have my feeet on the desk....
>>582386332>>582398141>>582400568Wife
>>582402876another lovcen competitor wins
ITS GETTING SIRIUS
>>582402731You've talked about this for a few days he probably saw it at least once
Next is G3 Sirius Stakes in 10 minutes
>>582403009Z lien speaks out to me
you cant be sirius
Next hunger games i will name it silly sirius stakes edition
>>582403001Even so, I don't think he will understand unless I say it. Deep down he is a good person despite everything, I don't want to hurt him.
2 days of rest is already enough to forget how quickly you can spend 5 borrows in this game.dishonest japanese kusoge.
>>582403314What did you do this time…
>>582403314Relax currenposter
>>582403314Why would that hurt him?And if he's not in your club and you don't think he's here, what's wrong with revealing the first letter of his name
>>582403258cute
>>582403009STARTING!!!!!!!!
I would like to interrupt the flaming faggot hours to say the following:Rice Shower is cute
>>582403659SEA has logged on their computer
Walzer Schall wins G3 Sirius Stakes at Hanshin
So all that is just some samefag falseflagging, r-right?
>#15 favlmaooooo
paceGAWDS
>>582403869if you observe the timestamps you will become enlightened
Thank God I don't bet on honseracing.
ramjet got kwabbed
>>582403843Grandma still got it
>>582403843>dubaiM sireline
>>582403869It is
>>582403949same, the second i have a preference they job...
So what and when is the next big race?
>>582403957not his first time, but usually it happens to much better horses
>>582404043Sprinters steaks tommorow
any cuties around here?
>>582403869you should expect that kind of behaviour once you know there are confirmed unmedicated schizos posting here
>>582403659Trvke
>>582404043You should know the Japanese racing calendar by now
>>582404043tomorrow for speeeeedalso an aus g1 aired over an hour ago
Would it be a good idea to get hint lvl 3 for best on japan?You always want to take that skill with Spechud right? Its basically a free 110sp every run if you get the hint
>>582404043TomorrowSprinter Stakes
>>582404110Only you.
>>582404110No, shut up.
>>582402731lul read this thinking it was danchou not wanting to kick me for being lazy about quota, but guessing this is just one of the erpers with nothing better to do
>>582404043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ABG71GALA8
>cringe ERP drama stops>Chiyofaggot shows upnyoooooticing
>>582404110look in the mirror >>582404206shame kohei wasn't a ride or die on ani-tan
>>582402258Sillius matters?
Walzer Schall joins Wonder Acute as a Sirius Stakes winner
>>582404394even this cutie cant make that dogshit costume look good. Seriously, chinks have such terrible taste in clothes that they didn't leave that to be forgotten in history. Hate whenever i see any char dressed up in it.
>>582404576it should be illegal to be this gay
>muh erp>muh umabf>muh dramawtf is wrong with you "people"?! i thought we were an anti-3DPD thread?
>>582404576>chinks have such terrible taste in clothesTraditional Jap clothes are stolen from Tang chinks btw.
>>582404760
>>582404702We like 3DPD here
>>582404675he was talking abouy this >>582404394 abominationi can't jack off to this. she's too covered up
>>582404410Matsuyama broke some hearts in this race
>>582404817I know exactly what he was talking about
>>582404675>unironically liking anything with huge sleevesIf anyones gay, its you, anon.
>>582404795ok this one kinda wants to be fed to an AI (for revelation of face and freeing of boobs)I won't bother with it though, so nevermind
Bitches and whore, the lot of you
>>582403314You sound very narcissistic to think that.
what in the actual fuck
>>582405437it's just how the carrot crumbles
>updating my medium front ace in TT>get my first UFbehold
The best ventriloquist in the East