Previous: >>582384990>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
BUT WE STILL HAVE OVER 70 IMAGE SLOTS TO USE ON LAST THREAD
DO I GET LEVEL 3 BEST IN JAPAN HINT OR NOT? IS IT GOOD FOR THE CM?
2 more months
>>582404880are you going to use racist spe every cm? gold skills use expensive resources to lvl up
Digitan LOVE
>>582404880>IS IT GOOD FOR THE CM?yesbut you will never use spechud ever againdecide if that's worth your books (relatively rare at this stage, not true in later years)
Come one, come all, ITS THE START OF THE AUTUMN G1 RACES SEASON!!!With the first of the autumn G1s, the first /uma/ Officers Cup Autumn Short Distance Championship - Sprinter Stakes will start tomorrow!!! (September 27 JST)>rules>only officers allowed, Danchos have the Autumn Triple Crown to worry about>non officers should spectate the race if they want to watch it(or wait for a haku replay, someone should have one)>reputational damage to the club for non-officers joining in(you can cancel participating on a race if you accidentally did)>no limits to officer count per club>one ace only per participant>point system is 1st-10pts, 2nd-9pts, 3rd-8pts...till 10th place with a single point. This is to take account randomness and instead focus on consistency rather than placing 1st-3rd.>race will begin 1-3 hours before the start of the actual Sprinter Stakes (I'm leaving it to the host)>invaders from non /uma/ clubs are welcome as long as they follow all the rules above.room code:401672374016723740167237Tell your dancho/officers, tell your club. If they don't have an ace, they have less than 18 hours left to make an one. There' still 8/16 slots left..!!See you there anondacchis!!!
Stopping for now, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats if they didn't may next time go betterTomorrow we're back to G1 races in japan with the Sprinters Stakes! Previous winners:>Bamboo Memory (1990)>Daiichi Ruby (1991)>Nishino Flower (1992)>Sakura Bakushin O (1993-1994)>Hishi Akebono (1995)>Taiki Shuttle (1997)>Believe (2002)>Durandal (2003)>Calstone Light O (2004)>Aston Machan (2007)>Curren Chan (2011)>Gran Alegria (2020)I hope you can be here to watch them, if you're staying for the last 2 allowance races I wish you the best of luck!
>>582404959what is the conditions?
71% complete:https://jiggie.fun/Pzv38dhttps://jiggie.fun/Pzv38dhttps://jiggie.fun/Pzv38d
>>582404959Here are the narratives before the race:>Will the previous winners, Autis/uma/ prove their win on the first adoration of Officers Cup wasn't a fluke >is Dacchis gonna cheat their way to another victory >is brick gonna prove themselves once more after a p2 finish on the Dancho Cup>/uma/club vs. uma&co, who can prove that they are the top dog of /uma/>can /uma/chan legitimize their status as the successors of /uma/jong with a win>Fingerdark got 3rd on the first Dancho Cup, will we invaders /here/>will club Mambo punch back against the shitposts >̶T̶a̶m̶a̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶e̶n̶g̶t̶h̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶D̶a̶n̶c̶h̶o̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶>What's this? Tamalove are the hosts for the race!?>can UMADash give one last gift for their r̶e̶t̶i̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ retired dancho>with no limits to the amount of officers allowed, will a club dominate the field from the start, I'd be embarassing if they all lose>or will an unknown club emerge for an upset victory!?See you at September 27th (JST)
https://youtu.be/rqPZZazIxbQ watching this comp makes me think Cy might actually choose some of the VAs for having similar facial characteristics to their characters, as a lot of them really do have some resemblance, even the shape of some of their faces are super similar
this thread will (not) be better
>>582404912>>582404949I would use it on another uma if I had one which I use every CM but I dont have XOG so I switch aces pretty much every CMI could use them on Nishino I guess since she is used for most sprints and miles, but her golds are 170sp and 120sp, theyre cheap as fuck, Best in Japan is 360sp
>>582405041Nakayama 1200(outer)FallFirm GreatCharming
soon
>>582404959so is 8 clubs max?
Mogensen wins the last race at Nakayama
>>582405235stop reminding me they butchered vodka's character
>>582405229>CharmingIs this a sex room?
does anyone have the no reason "i have no reason" image
>>582405235You can see why Scarlet is much more popular than Vodka
>>582405485two big reasons
>>582405235do you think scarlets owner bribed cy to give vodka that horrid outfit? its truly unfair.
>>582404959>>582405114And as of the moment here are your current participants for the race, it might be 8/16 but some clubs are looking eager for this one. With autis/uma/ and Tamalove both sending in two to race, /uma/club/, Dacchis, Uma&co and Brick-,182 has sent in one. Making up for 6 clubs with a total of half the slots filled at 8/16, that's all for the current updates.>>582405343no, there's 8 slots left so that's 8 more clubs max, with 6 already in that makes 14 max if no one doubles again.
I wish I had a nice and cute wife..
>>582405485it's such bullshitscarlet is a boring charactervodka is the COOLEST
>>582405542She mogs her so hard it's not even fair
put on the shoes vodka
Is the tanino ssr any goodThinking of building end spechud with that+cb
>>582405756The umayuru card? Isn't that just a meme card?
>>582405674Sorry bro, tsunderes are just better
>>582405791Those are snowboard shoes
almond eye and donna win around the same number of races and get to be strong units with cute designsmeanwhile vodka has around the same # of g1 wins AND WON THE DERBY and all she gets are those FUCKING BOOTS
>>582405756>no priority>no TEAnon...You can use that card at most for looping
Scarlet is more fuckable, but Vodka is more marryable
morning coffee
>>582406032Scarlet looks unusually sexy but people who think Vodka doesn't also look unusually sexy just have bad taste.
>>582405665Sex with hags
>>582406140There are gays here
https://x.com/zc33s_64/status/2103720448584524181
>>582406140vodka isn't exactly sexyespecially in those boots
https://youtu.be/oDiaZSXV-Tk
>>582406303how will this help tabaru win his race
>>582406457trust the planhttps://youtu.be/nA7A5PhjDiU
>>582406248default outfit vodka baited me into playing this gamethe boots are a warcrime
>>582406140Nah, she can't even compete with the best boy umas
Golden Balance wins the last race at Hanshin
>>582406239what the HECK
evil horse
>>582406614monstro...
guh...
Ok i will never ever train this retarded umaFuck you Gold city
>>582406860i do this and say this
Monthlybros what do I do with the paid carats?Just got 1500 and remembered about the head start banners
>my trainee showed up with another man
the cutest
night....
>>582406904Save them, you will eventually use them for step up.
>>582406904either save up for step up banners (at like 4th anni lol) or do scamchas/dailies
>>582406904dailies
>>582406904I save them. The paid banners are extra scammy
>>582406904I used them on the two headstart banners because I was sick of seeing them every time I opened the scout menu
>>582407187lmao, their scummy tactics work on you
https://youtu.be/EOhRP6r9SOQ
Planes are cool
Now that we are dead, post horses.
latechads, are we pulling for this? she's a beast for arima kinen
>>582408212she's an oshi pull
>>582408212WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEE
>>582408212I like her, but not enough to pull an alt, let alone that one.
>>582408212
>>582408212you pull her for DAHHHBY or because you like heryou'll pull on her banner anyway for the daiwa alt why pretend?
>>582408212Name ONE thing wrong with those shoes. ONE THING.
>>582408212and nothing else until derby in uuhhhhhh
Every damn green skill except Winter Runner. I shouldn't have grabbed that Sunny Days with the leftover SP.
>>582408123cute cafe>>582408185
>>582405235OH NONONONONONONONO WHAT ARE THOSE
>>582408585
>>582408816Tamamo is so fucking cool...
>>582408212do you think the designer for this outfit gets ridiculed as much as the thread makes fun of it
>>582408816cafe is unironically cute horse
>>582408871not really cause snow boots are big
>>582408816>>582408858evil horse
>the trainer just wanted to make sure the candidates of her family's fiance trial are worthy of her and had no further ulterior motives>the uma:Why are they like this?
Lay it down on me, my niggas.How sex with Forever Young would feel like?
>>582408816
>>582408951mare
>>582408951she's a mare
>>582408979It would feel...dirty
>>582408951machine translations are worthless
>>582408979I think the same as MaruzenSo sex with older woman, where despite she tries to act young and energetic you can see her flabby flesh and the trace of time on her body.But at least Forever Young used some perfume that manages to hide the hag smell and makes her smelling more like a woman in her mid 20s
>>582408947t.Brightchud
>>582409040
>>582409232Bright is a good horse
>
>>582409164Maruzen is pure sex however
>>582408989why did he do it
>>582408212maybe I am just a tomboyfag but I really like this outfitI am dickpulling and I havent even played her normal story without full skip on
>>582409432i can agree with you because i love flabby skin, it's soft and they have some good texture to feel
>>582409479He wanted some attention and headpats
>>582408212>long E instead of OG FThey made it easier huh
>>582409413cracker wouldn’t do this
>>582408989he’s so fucking cute and evil
I ate a full box of chocolate and now I'm not sad anymore
>>582408212can’t afford her, gotta pray for a spook down the line
He cute tho
>>582409413Grass should do this
>>582409852fat fuck
>>582409852
>>582410046Dont say that...
there will be no rest until you cap your daily carat drop
>not into flatties>want to pindown and rail mcqueen and grassWhat is happening to me
>>582410165I had 3 fan runs in a row without a single carat drop and I'm not sure if I capped or just unlucky...
>>582410203she’s not that flat
mating press flatties
>>582410203you like elegant women desu wa
>>582410629pretending to be japanese isnt elegant
>>582410203>only into flatties>the only umas im into are maruzensky and dotowe have the opposite problems
>brown hours
>>582410742we dont announce our arrival here
>>582410742
>>582410658don’t say that.
>>582410663Maruzensky is just a general bombshell, she doesn't particularly lean into breastsness, idk how to say it. Doto is a tit creature though
>>582410772newfag
>>582410203You are straight
>>582410894mad cuz brown
>>582410859>she doesn't particularly lean into breastsness, idk how to say itperhaps not intentionally, but she's not exactly trying to hide them, either
>>582410975no need to tell me about your emotions
>>582411152huh what u mean
I'm pretty sure at least 67% of /uma/ is brown.
>>582411268>67haha sixty-seven!
>>582411268you’re playing a gacha game bro that’s an extremely conservative guesstimate
>>582411268i'm white but brown in spirit
>>582411268The stickerdox says otherwise.
Choose your starter.
>>582409852he's so white
>>582411450
I can beat umas
you can't beat umas
umas can beat me off
>>582411268What does brown mean
7 and I'll fap to Super Creek 4 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder
laisu
>>582411712brown is good for you
>>582411268Stickeranon already revealed majority of posters itt being >>582411406
7 and human men belong to umasOtherwise trainers have rights
>>582411725's buns
>>582411725this is white ricetry brown rice
>>582411761>StickeranonWho?
What's the difference between A&S and Red Shift? They seem to be same stats and pretty much the exact same requirement but Red Shift being more lax?
Reminder that mares are dangerous, approach them with caution.
>>5824117187 and you fuck tazuna instead
>>582411952A&S activates as soon as you hit a late-race corner, Redshift only activates on the final corner (and final straight) The only CM track so far where redshift reliably worked as a proper acceleration for fronts was CM1/CM13
>>582408462I can name three, they're big, dumb and ugly like (You)
>>582411952different timingsacceleration skills are strong when you're actually accelerating, and essentially useless otherwise.Unless you're going for a backliner late proc which I'm not sure is even a good strat anymore, Red shift is usually only good on derby tracks, which is like tokyo 2400m or something because it tends to proc too early otherwise, while A&S are good on most tracks (but not all)
Which Uma produces the most milk?
>>582412065>>582412079Sorry forgot to mention that this is going to be on a Pace. Trying to get Kitasan Black's unique from a borrow and my own Maru for her unique.
>>582405176Certainly not for their height>Nishino Flower
This is a stallion game and a stallion general.
>>582412119pacers have a rougher time triggering angling because it's only for 1st place, and pacers rarely can take that spot when fronts are a viable strategy. Red shift triggers 1-5 so it doesn't really matter that muchreal problem is still the timing though. Try gametora for proc and effect details and put those skills in one of the gaslightlators to see the proc timings and projected effectiveness
>>582411268Im white and you know it because you have seen my penis
mares FEAR the oboba
>>582411823
>>582412316Shower is an anagram for whoresRice is a whore
rollinglast two digits is how many images of an uma i should post to have wet dreams of her tonight7, and it's fuku4, and it's ryan0, and it's tazuna8 and it's my oshiotherwise, i abstain from jerking off for a weekif an uma is rolled and i don't complete it, i'll dream of golshi abusing me for an entire week
>>582412305this oboba acts like an ohimba though
>>582412119>Kitasan BlackI assume you're building for longs..? This is where A&S vs Redshift activates for this track. You want accels to activate as close to 1667m (which is where Kitasan Black's Victory Cheer activates). If you can only pick one between Kitasan and Seiun Sky, I'd borrow Kitasan. Don't get Redshift, you're already done accelerating to your top speed before it even activates.
>>582406910
>>582412207But is it gay to like stallions?
>>582412254I'm still trying to learn the game but in my eyes:Conditions of Red Shift/LP1211-M :is_finalcorner==1&order<=5&order_rate<=50Conditions of Angling and Scheming :phase>=2&corner!=0&order==1Am I understanding this right on pic?
>>582412417shiraoki-sama has spoken...
>>582412394Rice is not a whore...
>>582412520Yes, you're right.
>>582410069WtfThat shits crazy
>>582412476okay but this is something she would NEVER do for reals this time
>>582412476who is this
>>582412569I agree, Rice does it for free
>>582412520Redshift procs later than that (right below the RS proc text)
>>582412423Can I grab Suzuka's unique then? Realistically the only uniques I can grab that aren't from borrows is Suzuka, Maruzensky, and Falco. Trying to run Rob Roy ace with probably 2 lates behind her.
Can I have some Ebayan?
vodka wouldn’t hurt a fly, let alone her trainer
>>582412753
>>582412634Shiburin
>>582412984thats my penis btw
>>582412701>Suzuka's uniqueCan be quite inconsistent. I think you'll be better with a normal white skill. You don't need to take a second unique skill, just use the SP to buy more cheap skills.
>>582412394is it being a whore if it's for her bb?
>>582412984nice
Tachyon LOVE
Sometimes I wonder what happened in this game's universe's historyEspecially when the invention of trains and especially cars happened
>>582412552
I'm looking at all the umas I own, and I don't seem to have a single good accel unique at all? Everything keeps saying "final corner" and that's way too late right? McQueen's unique seems interesting enough to take though.
>>582412943She's THE nepobaby, why the FUCK does the trainer have to buy it for herShe's rich as fuck
>>582413297Correct, have to use your borrows
>>582413292
>>582413297Ryan is the only good accel for there but for backliners. Mcqueen is a good 0.25 velo for front/pace
orenjis
>>582413340I think the trainer is worried about Slow Metabolism.
>>582413340her trainer is a cuck?
>>582413297yeppers
>>582413561rightfully soebayan is a big boi
>>582413504
>>582413429>1%
Stop, I don't want to masturbate to Fuku and I'm rather weak to bikini art.
If there are no Fronts, and Paces fight each other like how Fronts do mid-race?
>>582413704No, one of them acts like a solo front, the rest acts like normal paces
>>582413634
>>582413704The game will choose 1 pace at random to be the pace maker. Fun RNG game
chiiiyo chiyo chiyo gayono o doki doki doki doo ki
>>582413796She doesn’t say “gayono”
Matikanefukukitaru is not erotic at all
>>582413634>>582413765Fuku is not for sexual
Ok I'll just run Rob Roy as solo Pace and give her Maverick and pray.
>>582413829are "we" sure
>>582413765>>582413864watch me
>>582413704i love newqts
>>582413930
>>582413864Fuku hugs, fugs and marriage
Chiya Chiya Chiyano O SUKI SUKI SHUGI CHIYANO O
>>582413930does schizophrenia make for better sex
>>582414065>>582414106yessu. why else would SiL be so fucking good in bed?
>>582414106She is not a schizo, since Shiraoki-sama is real and does stuff aka being Fuku's wing woman.
Mares = Danger
>>582414185
nonnies love
>>582414106my brother had a crazy bitch as his ex gf and said sex was unreal, probably because she vented all her frustrations there
>>5824142977 more
proc what??? procedure??? procure? process? proceed? what the fuck is a proc? pwoc?prock???fucking gamers coming up with random ass words
I'll honestly take Flash spam over this
>>582414389
taking supicryer requests!
>>582414445programmed random occurrence
>>582414529I dont have any request I just want to say these are awesome :)Is there a mega link like for the rabis?
>>582414445it’s short for spec_proc, aka special procedure, an old programming term
Got 970 stam without a stam card but no long S award
>>582414497
>>582414445procedure
>>582413297maruzensky will work for next sprint
>>582414529do cleric grass onegaishimasu
>>582414529Rob Roy with her breasts fallen off of her.
>>582414529The cringelord Blaze Brian
>>582414634
>>582414590dozohttps://mega.nz/folder/jTYHAYzQ#vXZ72uX0FQnRUhMc8364RQ
My human right
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT WTF KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>582414782>taiki [sound=fuck I hate that post
>>582414529I request a Neicha, surprised there isn't one yet
>>582414529Machitan Mambo pls
>>582414872
>>582414757
0, 4 or 7 and I draw an uma musume today
>>582414862don't shay that....
>>582414985
>>582415120last two
I can't believe I've fapped to Fukukitaru.
Sillytono
>>582415303and that is 17 fukus. praise be shiraoki, let me breed your daughter tonight
Posting flesh tail is an umabannable offense
i'm not taking requests
>>582414958
>>582415625Why not?
>>582415781But I want one to be drawn by anon...
>>582415849i'm a loser...
which uniques to borrow as pace for the arima kinen CM
>>582416093kitasanmaybe commander chud and barcarole
>>582416093dober's unique might be copable if you're expecting a front heavy lobby
>>582414529
>>582405176Agreed, super sexo too
>>582405176>tfw oshi's va is fath-holy shit...
>>582414529Is there one for Ace?
>>582405176Shakur's VA has to peg me without caring about me crying and begging to stop
>>582416605Flash bro...
>>582416093why do you retards keep asking this
when it comes to parent borrowing, is there a particular one that paces should aim for that works well on the arima kinen track?
>>582416782pacekeks scraming to look for accels once again
>>582416782because i keep asking
3rd day of wasting borrows just trying to get 2 white sparks to stick on ggparent from a full lineage
>>582416852>>582416093Paces are just trying to cheat out Front accels and My True Strength and cobble together enough accel from nimble and head-on to get the restWhich is hard on a Long
Just answer the fucking question. Arima Kinen. Pacers.
>>582417172see >>582416196 >>582416264
they’re drinking juice
>>582417172Cant go wrong with OgOgurin and NyOpera
>>582416782I have dementiaAnyway which uniques should I borrow for the next CM if I'm running Pace?
>>582417306victoria por plancha and groundwork
How would a Samson story even look like in the game?
>>582417361Me, her trainer, and her would just go on a lot of dates and have a good time all around.
>>582417361like urara’s but worse somehow
>>582417361Like Ulala's, lots of fan goals, making friends and getting famous
spes
>>582417361The writers don't know either
I wish there was a way to check how many carats from race rewards you have earned in a day
>>582417592quite the puffy umanko
>>582417592SPAAACCEEEE
>dies>get isekai'd into Umamusume world>study for getting trainer's licence>fails>watch other trainers hanging out with those umas you used to call and consider wives
Can anyone dump uma thighs, i need to cum
>>582417592spess...
>>582417841
>>582417802Seems kinda easy to get a license. There's like, 5 buttons to press really.
SPAAAAACEEEE
>>582417885Oh yeah? Try to explain what wits training is to your trainee
>>582417802My dream? Isekai'd and become a regional trainer. My trainee's parents own a candy shop that sells uma themed sweets. She wants to win regional races to make her parents shop more known. We retire down the line and take over her parents shop (we got married shortly after)
Do you think umama likes it from behind
>>582418232ask him when he's behind you
Name the umas with the best paizuri/naizuri techniques.You can't.
>>582418136Speed makes you fasterStamina gives you more endurancePower makes you strangerWits makes you do retarded shit less oftenGuts lets you take my dick easier
This is my cup of tea
I want to be raped by umas.
>>582418323how can we do retarded shit? we just run...
>>582418332Spe love
>>582417802find a mob uma and ask to help her train
>>582418506>orfevreslammingintolarcbarriers.mp4
Danchou, look away. This is not what you think it is.
Air Groove being too hot is so unfair.
There are two buttonsButton 1: Kill ONE thread personalityButton 2: Rape ONE thread personalityWhich one do you press? You get to choose
>>582417802If I got isekai'd into uma I wish it'd be AS an uma so I could abuse my strength and kill people over any minor disagreement.
>>582417802Urara literally cannot get trainer without the playerShe will stay trainerless in others' career and will only have one if and only if YOU choose herSo there's that
>>5824187522 and rape my danchou
>>582418768Bro umas are hardwired to just want to run and win. You wouldnt so crime
>>582418752I choose neither, as they don't seem like a random act of kinda nice
>>582418752Kill the random acts of kinda nice poster
>>582418768You can't, and even if you can, you'll only kill womenYou'll want cock so much you can't kill menYou'll crave to have dick in youDo you still want to be an uma?
Rape V is the obvious choice
>>582418934So, nothing changes?
>>582418828We almost got mugged in a few uma stories
mejiro ramonu is so fucking ugly
>>582418752how can I choose just one
mejiro ramonu is so fucking hot
>>582418810WoahBut I thought everyone loves urara
I ate too much and now my tummy hurts...
>>582419094what you eat
>>582419197pasta bolognese, time for a nap
>>582418828But what if I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to do all that? Lots to think about.>>582418934what the hell are you saying to me
>>582419082No one wants to train a loser.
>>582419298Umas are born to run. Its not a matter if they want it. That possibility never crosses their mind.
>>582419248
>>582419094*kisses your tummy*
>>582419475I ate my dinner and lunch portion in one sitting. At least I dont have to eat for the rest of the day.
>>582413340It's more special when it's torena buying her treats
>>582418810>only (YOU) will choose herIt doesn't work like that, nothing says that there isn't someone else who wants to try and train her.
When are they going to start their pakotube channel?
But why do umas get their own lane?
>>582420248Your joke is too good for this public.
>>582418913>>582418752You will do your random acts of kinda nice or I swear to the three goddesses that horrific things will befall your bloodlines
Visit tomakomai! We have cute girls, and Fenomeno!
>>582420513Is kissing a random act of kinda nice
Mejiro McQueen desu-fakkingu-wa
>>582420248The Shadai mafia will not be pleased.
>>582420608whose in
hey
>>582420376>cheapest studmakes me sad thinking about it
>>582420589
>>582420706
...
raping turboraping turboposterPick one
>>582420706yo
>fast learner>S long>30 specialty bonus>dumbass nigger speed cards hang around wit multiple turns in a row>they do it so much it's just a whole bunch of rainbowless summer turns>4 speed cards and I don't even have 1200 during second summerMaybe it's not worth the hassle to play this game. This shit just ain't fun anymore.
>>582420665
>>582420979would love an alt of any of the top 3
>>582420979SECOND RUDOLF ALT?!
>>582420979fuark
halloween brianwerewolf brian
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
why are we slower than /vma/
>>582421271sorry, I like to lurk more than post
>>582420615Mejiro Plapqueen
waheygood morningu
>>582421140>suzka abroad
>>582421260I always wanted to ask you of your opinion on kino no tabi (old or new one) and if that's part of the reason you love Stego so really really really much.
Literally me if I was a torena in the boonies.
>tfw no big uma to smother mei mneed a a reason to live
I'm in the soup
imagine if you could wake up everyday next to a loving mare, her kissing your cheek every day to wake you up
>>582421705
>>582421820what kind of soup…?
>get 9* stam 7* long>Seiun didn't get a groundwork sparkFug
>>582421376Bwo it's 2pm
>>582421414the number of unreported rapes carried out by umas at the countryside...
>>582421820schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>582421972yeah but it's the weekend.....
>>582421410I watched the old 2003 back on youtube when you had to watch them in parts. Loved it. Loved Kino. Read the manga as that was getting translated (until it stopped, though I know it got localized at some point), So yeah, the overall design I really did attract me to her, Sattsun voicing her was a nail in the coffin for me to come back to Uma in full, and Stego just being great really did just keep me down there without struggle. I do wish Stego's Uma story was slightly less heavy handed about it but it still works so I rarely complain about it.
>>582422149your morning jog into cold plunge into upper body workout into cold plunge into lower body workout into cold plunge into nap???
¿ɐɯɐɹp
>>582422318I DON'T NEED TO DO ALL THAT
>>582422431they're right there bro
euros are fat and ugly
>>582422284I see now, thanks for sharing.
I thought penis inspection day was just a funny way to refer to the fan quota check but almost everyone posted their penis in the clubcord today and Danchou is @ing me and the 3 other guys that haven't posted yet.I don't know what to do, I would have never joined if I knew they were being literal about this
>>582422428Um*nco bent the knee and made * an officer so he could race
7 and I'll fap to Super Creek1 and I'll fap to Nishino Flower
>>582422603just use some amateur jerkoff video on the 'hub
no fucking waythey actually cucked out
>>582422604>IsraelJesus christ
>>582422604The umanko danchou is an angel.
When she uses eye drops, she opens her mouth for some reason.
>>582422603How big are your clubdacchisYou gotta measure for penis inspection day or its just a scam
>>582422561>t. raped in 3 seconds
>>582422604Did he throw a hissy fit in the chat or something? Pathetic
Sag Nature
>>582422604cringe as fuck
Joined more public rooms as a test, and this somehow happened. She really is a gamble.
>>582422604At this point if I were W, I'd just straight up leave this clubimagine losing your officer status because a thread attention starved schizophrenic needs to do a shitty thread race and needs to be a part of it for no reason
I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE WILD BABY MAKING SEX WITH MARUZENSKY AND TREAT HER LIKE A CUTE YOUNG LADY I WANT TO SPOIL HER I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH HER AND OUR DAUGHTER BUT MOST OF ALL I WANT TO HAVE SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX WITH MARUZENSKY IT'S NOT FAIR WHY WAS THIS TAKEN FROM ME WHY DID GOD MAKE ME DREAM ABOUT MEETING HER AND LIVING A HAPPY LIFE FUCK I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MARUZENSKY
https://jiggie.fun/9AAehrhttps://jiggie.fun/9AAehr
>go to sleep when schizos were talking about V>wake up>they are still talking about V
>>582423294I also found this funny.
>>582405176And then sometimes...
>>582423547yeah I'm sure it's the "schizos"
>>582423551After 20 years, the late meta.
>>582423603who it is then? who are you going to blame this time dramakek
>>582423551These rooms are really funny.
>>582423547
>Losing your officer position because dancho wants to appease a crybabyHumilliation ritual.
>>582423693W was an officer since the beginning too btw, he just lost it so they can appease to a retarded attentionwhore
uma&co should just be disbanded at this point
derby
>>582422431top 7 hot spots where umas rape their trainers
>leave during dramakek hours>come back during dramakek hoursand funnily enough they bring it up for themselves so they can reply to themselves about it
Comfy hours are over SEA is home from their 12 hour shifts at the jollibee factory
If he wasn't an officer at the start he shouldn't be allowed to join. Everyone would promote their top player for the race if this is allowed to happen, which ruins the point of the cup
>>582423845rice is a lewd girl
>>582423962>V>top player
>>582423959jollibee...
>>582423845Rice is a good girl!
>>582424007>Uma&Co>reading comprehension
>>582423551finally, a good meta
>>582405114Excluding your club of course, who are you rooting for? I'm secretly supporting Dacchis
>>582423845
you want dom dom? i give you dom dom
>>582424114I'm rooting for the entire thing to crash and burn if the host doesn't grow a pair
>>582423845Rice deserves kissies!
>>582424114I don't care about any club, whether I'm in it or not
>>582424114V should win so that dramakeks can melty
>>582423693it unironically is a humiliation ritual
>>582424114i want uma&co to win because it would make the thread explode and that is funny
>>582424161said xoguri
>>582424350those sakura eyes mean danger
>>582405114Fuck you for making the thread unusable. Kill yourself.
>>582424114slut, dacchis won't let you hit bro
>>582424435meds nonny
>>582424114From a technical standpoint the winner will either be from Dacchis or Autis/uma/ with Autis/uma/ having the edge.It's anyone's race though and the infamous character V is using a good unit for the race but sadly he's not a competitive player to make this one sided for him, it would still be funny if he somehow won though.
I love my genius wife!
>>582424640Cool Rice
ningenmanko ningenpyoi
where do i find fenomeno lewds
>>582424765this is just sex
>>582424785join a BL 'cord
I say, we kill the V-man
>>582424834I'm only now realising that ikuyo dicktus' outfit does look pretty damn good. she's got that shit on
>>582424879There must always be a V-man
Americans who think Forever Young is the second coming of Dirt jesus since Secretariat vs Flashy-win obsessed Japanese who still doubt if Forever Young can beat prime Kurofune despite Ebayan breaking records there and thereWhy does it has to be two extremes?
>>582424879yes
ENOUGH FROM UMA&CO
Hello Officer Cup host.I will not do anything this time because I am waiting to see what you're going to do but if you let V participate in this race I will take over your room post the room code of every race you post on multiple uma Discords. All I need is a couple random retards to join and every Officer Cup you try to host will be ruined.Stop being a bitch and tell the faggot to fuck off
>>582424879there's a much easier solutionstop talking about him and he will kill himselfditto for all the other faggotsbut none of you retards will do this, because you're desperate to give him and all like him attention.
>>582424672The front blob will block the pace pack on the corner to some degree, the leading machan will probably win.Someone is running personal practice rooms with the umas there, I'm sure he's got the good intel
>>582425040basedpost it in /vm/a too
>>582422604>kneeling to him when he's gonna dump them next week anywayslollmao, even
>>582424879Another will rise
>>582425049i won't kill myself because i love being alive bwo
First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Symboli Rudolf" without the title "Emperor."
>>582425147the imamusume
>>582425147Symboli Rudolf.
>>582425191Ummamusume
>>582425040you are so mad lmao
jong?
>>582424975I don't know bro
>>582425031literally 98% of Uma&co mentions are, in fact, not from Uma&co
>>582424114autist/uma/ bringing bamboo muteki is instead of meta slaving is cool
>>582425286Nobody actually likes playing jong.
It's not easy being green
>>582425372Well maybe if they weren't forcing themselves so hard nobody would care about them
>>582425405its his oshi :)
>>582425405bamboo muteki is metaslaving for that race gwo.....
>>582425040this is bait right? Please do not attack or force the hosts for anything as the only control they have is the room conditions prior to joining and when to start the race, room is already 12/16 /uma/ I care not what you do afterwards for this race. But if its real then go ahead really. As much as there's no stopping V from entering races(legally as an officer), there's also no stopping you or anyone for that matter for joining in and ruining rhe fun. Go ahead really, I don't mind calling this off for good and just have us return to shitflinging and hating on avatarfags then club drama then the once per month cm for a week talk then repeat the cycle.If you find the people here intolerable after a year and still have a hateboner for everything fine. I just wanted to give something back to the thread after all the laughs and fun I've had with you guys. But if you want to be the same as the avatarfaggots that ruined your experience, then good job you've ruined mine too. if this is just a (You) then I'll rape your sorry ass
>>582425626I miss when Golshi was public enemy number 1now we have internet personalities
>>582425405She is one of the stronger lates for sprints
>>582425667>he thinks this race won't bring even more dramalol
umapyoi it's always the same every time i shut my eyes
>>582425667>I don't mind calling this off for good and just have us return to shitflinging and hating on avatarfags then club drama then the once per month cm for a week talk then repeat the cycle.please noi like fun things like this...
>>582425667It isn't bait, as far as I am concerned if V can participate the concept of the race is ruined because making people officers just so they can fuck up a race is retarded.Get some balls, tell him to fuck off or DQ Uma&Co entirely if he doesn't leave. If you act like him being here is fine I will ruin every future Cup you try to host, even if V is not in it
What if private race slots?
>>582425667real or not, these schizos have shown time and time again that they've 0 self awareness when acting exactly like the things they so vehemently hate. Avatarfags are already decidedly bottom of the barrel DNI bad guys, these guys think they're any better and feels justified in making it everyone's problem and including others as collateral in their personal crusade
palmers skirt invites fingering
>>582426062I've been struck by paama propaganda long after her banner, it's a travesty...
supiki
>>582425998This, I have no idea why it would be so hard for the host to clean his follows and become mutuals with all officers to host the races.Absolute no reason to go through this threat of sabotaging.
speakey
>>582425667>bending the knee to schizos
>>582426204SUPIKI?!
>>582426237Alternatively, if the host is a loopa addict, dummy account just for hosting races with a clean following list
>>582426269You're the schizo, V
>>582425667im excited for the danchou cup still but organization is severely needed for this to work out, as shown by the fustercluck of this race>t. danchud who plans on running in the cup
>>582426237oh wowthis is based
>>582426481i would do anything for a face hugger size umamusume
>>582426403LOL
>>582426484V won't be promoted to Danchou so it will go smoothly
>>582425906Dude like half the entries are people who were made officer just to enter the race because they were willing to make entries for it, it's not just him
>>582426237yeah I really don't get why couldn't he just make a fresh dummy account and have officers follow him thereNow it doesn't matter because V had a tantrum in club chat about not being officer and he joined, so
*throws you*
>>582426580shhhh these guys don't play the game or care about the community
>>582426580Makes the entire thing even more of a joke that should be ruined if that's true
>>582426550I have a bit of inner drama at the tip of my tongue that I shouldn't share but...........
I'm bored
>>582426637what fucking community lmao, V is not part of the community if that's what you're trying to say
>>582426735consider learning mahjong
>>582426730>Vma&co
>>582426730Girl spill the tea
>>582426735hi bored
>>582426810i like toesen
>>582426709Well yeah, officer is honestly a pretty shit requirement because most officers aren't actually doing anything special foe the club. This isn't like an MMO where guilds actually have some semblance of organization. It should really just be 2 non-danchou members from any club.
>>582426481ugly dog
>>582426769NOBODY WANTED TO PLAY SCREW YOU GUYS I WILL GO DO SOMETHING ELSESTUPID SPE ISN'T GIVING ME STAM/LONG SPARKS TOO I HATE THIS STUPID WEEKEND AND IT'S COLD OUTSIDE TOO SO I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE TAKING A WALK TOO
>>582426735learn a skill
I don’t even think my club has any officers
>>582426375CRYER
>>582426735play deadlock
>>582426920i wish to learn unemployment
Does running auto career before new day let me earn carats after the cap reset? I assume it doesn't
>>582426730Just the tip?
>>582426990It does.
WITGAWDS???
>>582426990It does
my officers do more work for the club than met. danchud
>>582426990nyes
>>582426990career ends after you confirm skills, which is when that mission triggers
>>582426940/Uma/ Club didn't until like last month I think, officers are really only for insurance that your danchou gets hit by a bus or kidnapped
>>582424975Americans enjoying the novelty of someone from the outside actually able to compete on the dirt vs JP impostor syndrome from being whipped like a dog in France for forty years
>>582426914I was busy with housework when you asked earlier... and now I'm playing dota
>>582426873It doesn't matter if they aren't doing anything, they're still the Officers, replacing Officerss with somebody else just for the Officer Cup defeats the point of an Officer Cup
>>582427040finally gw pace promote pasa will win a CM after 5 years...
>>582426990yes you can run an auto and then redeem it on reset so it counts towards thedaily missions
>>582427086>officers are really only for insurance that your danchou gets hit by a bus or kidnappedexcept not because if danchud goes AWOL the club just goes to whoever opens the club page first after 2 weeks
>>582427086Oh I’m pretty sure my danchou is a neural network
>>582427040It was always meant to be.
>>582426980You have 2 paths. Path 1: become a ruthless businessman until you are able to get paid to do nothing but play games all dayPath 2: Go on welfare There is a 3rd path but that only works if you're a 10/10 with a blessed dick or a woman
>>582427062>>582427054>>582427041>>582427026>>582427143No sorry I meant the carats earned from winning G1 races from fan runs, not the daily mission
how the fuck has tyler not been poached by them yet
>>582426484Taking in the suggestions here they might be right about making a dummy roomhost account and have it follow every dancho/officer instead. Kills the threat of randos joining while keeping things in order, but it adds a minor burden to whoever will control that account I suppose.>how about invaders coming in what about themthen they have to issue a formal request to challenge us /here/ then, then just add them in the follow list of the roomhost account whenever someone wants to join in.so... Let's go with this solution then and have the Dancho Cup start with private slots only. I'll be clear however that I don't want to be the one to make and control this account. >>582426269I just dont want to add to the chain of shitflinging if you get what I'm saying>>582425998>>582426237Thank you anondacchis, I've never really used private slots before so that didnt enter my mind at all
>>582427114DOTA SUCKS NOW TOO BUT MY FAVORITE HERO IS OP ATLEAST
>>582427241ugly Avatar uma
>>582427040Wait is Nakadashi actually a good parent?
>>582427216as i am a wizard i am going to retire in about 3 years
Nice community globalbabs
I'm also bored but unlike that f*ggot, I'm gonna go jerk off instead of lamenting about it. it's that easy.
>>582427040WHERE ARE THE FRONTS
>>582427264>>582385429So you're okay with V saying shit like this and joining the room only to grief?>but it has been dealt with!He's back because he begged danchud to give him the officer role, also it doesn't change the fact he will try to grief time and time again.
>>582427382I curse you with a lackluster orgasm.
>>582427086They're absolutely useless and it's fun to jab on themt. officer
>>582427235Rewards are rolled when you check the final screen, you can get daily star pieces right after they become available this way too
>>582426763>conveniently ignoring the other dozen or so people in the race room>conveniently ignoring the effort of the organizer (we are all autistic antisocial retards on a mongolian basket weaving forum, it's like 4x the effort since it's twice as hard to host and get people to join and NOT sabotage the event)>conveniently ignoring the wish of both participants and the organizer. "If they say V gets to join I'm gonna sabotage" is an extremely selfish stance and you aren't even participating in the race. You would interact with the community event more when you're actively trying to ruin it, compared to when you're leaving it alone.
>>582427507The other people are fine, V is not, yes
>>582427264Hopefully the burden of entry will kill your cuck cup bitch
>>582427186it doesn't at least give it to one of the officers? lmao ok it actually is pointless then
>>582427574officers are just recruitcucks I think
>>582427481Wait, really? That's sick. I'll try this out later
>>582427339thanks sweetie *smooch*
>>582427409here's the thing, whoever controls the roomhost account can make every race slot be private slots only. Meaning they have to be mutuals(iirc) just to join in the race, and this is how we control V and by extension uma&co if we're being extreme. As this account can simply not be mutuals with V or again if we're being extreme anyone from uma&co and that removes them from the race. But making such a decision isn't my thing, just offering my two cents here.
>>582427574yes, which is why the 'officer's cup' is pretty pointless as well since anyone can be an officer
>>582427321It's ace tierlist bwo>>582427390>only card to give front check is the dogshit guts suzuka card>front is the only style to not have a spurt equivalentThe fact Summer Seiun is A tier is already impressive
>>582427574No it's the first person that logs in and enters the club after a set amount of time, it's pretty retarded
>>582427527who's the little fag in the bottom right corner meant to be?
>>582427507>conveniently ignoring V the well known thread shitterThis is you
7 and
>>582427124The officer title meaning something is what gives meaning to the officer cup. But the officer title intrinsically has no meaning and can be freely passed around. It's like calling it the white shirt cup where you can only enter if you own a white shirt.
7 and you must all do a manual mant run NOW
>>582427809I don't own any white shirts though
>>582427827FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>582427827NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>582427827..............mmmmmmmmmmmmmno
>>582427827fuck
>>582427827nyooooo8 and copa cancellation
>>582427827
>>582427827>>582427743
>>582427040>El's portrait is rather low quality compared to the other twolol
>>582427695The cup doesn't have to be a tryhard fest, the officer required is the way of seeing a ribbon attached to the player saying they are representing their club. The officer title doesn't matter at all.
When is the officer race anyway? I havent trained a good sprinter in a while?
>>582427827RICKEY HELPPPPPP
>>582427690V is going to pretend to be someone else and run the room host account then argue against banning him
>>582427982less than 24h, go and do that manual run cutie
>>582424975By sheer talent alone, Flightline is above Forever Young. But injury prone Flightline will die instantly if he ran with Ebayan's schedule, so there's that.
>>58242798211 hours from now... I fucked it up I shouldn't have told the host to make the room so early. The Sprinter Stakes is still 15 or so hours away...
>>582427827AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>582427917MAKE IT STOP
>>582427838MOAR!!!!!!!!!
>>582427950Right, which is why V begged to be an officer just to make this thread meltdown for an entire day. It's an easy solution but this is essentially proof that this general will never get along
>>582427851Guess you can't enter the!
>>582428078just close the room so I can retrain my ace after reset
>>582427690The winner of this Officer Cup should be the one that controls the account. Let him decide what should happen to V and Uma&Cocks
>>582428170Never get along with him*
>>582427827Mhm no.
>>582427950>>582427809Officer is just a glorified title for "active clubdacchi who can sometimes recruit or is a high earner", I'm sure almost all of them always participate in club chat or activities, if anyBut that's it
>>582428170V is being shipped away to the cotton fields in 2 days and eventually we will miss him....
>>582428006>V is going to pretend to be someone elseI'll actually applaud the effort if he is that stubborn (and stupid), cause at that point is that even V. How can you tell an account is controlled by V? Am I V? Are you V? Maybe we're all V? You're fucking obsessed. As much as I understand as to why, this is our thread and V for me is nothing more but a fixture in this place.
>>582428209I said what I said>>582428272I can always fabricate new drama, we don't need a subhuman seadog as the punching bag all the time
>>582427941https://x.com/re6fonJlRWaZgoG/status/2103331638222725547>schizo
>>582428272What does this even mean
>>582428369How about we cuddle and make out instead of fabricating new drama.
Oguri, don't do it. If you ride faster my hip will be crushed. Oguri, please, go slower. Oguri? Oguri what are you doing? Why are you smiling? Oguri-- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Many men wish death upon meBlood in my eye, dog, and I can't seeI'm tryin' to be what I'm destined to beAnd niggas tryin' to take my life awayI put a hole in a nigga for fuckin' with meMy back on the wall, now you gon' seeBetter watch how you talk when you talk about me'Cause I'll come and take your life away
>>582427409>>>582385429>So you're okay with V saying shit like this and joining the room only to grief?>>What? Scared you can't beat me? I'll destroy you subhumansWhen the FUCK did 4channers become so soft? Shittalk is awesome
>>582428538unfortunate it is to say but we've got V and we got the anons who turned schizos against V and turn crazy whenever his presence is there...may shiraoki smack some sense to their heads...
>>582428538>deleted
If I posted my dick would you stop talking about SEA dogs
>582428659blud thinks ts is tuff :wilted_rose:
>>582428659KINO
>Me when shittalk is awesome and epic
>>582428707stop posting sexual week
>>582428746This is the 7th thread in a row you have posted your dick, anon.
>>582428504
>>582428746I have yet to see anyone hot glue a figure, so that would be a kinda nice view I suppose
you’re all hosers
I'm hungry
>>582428925dont you DARE fucking call me a hoosier
>>582427741>It's ace tierlist bwohow can you be a good ace but a bad parent
Do not let all this drama distract you from the fact that Mambo hasn't joined the cup yet
>>582428746another audio of you choking on a dildo would be nice too
>>582428925Fuck Indiana
>>582429024Rickey
>>582429061see >>582427982Give it a few hours.
>>582429002Make food
>>582428746only if you cum on a ryan figure (literally impossible)
umamusumes are very sexy
>>582428746>SEA dogsIsn't V Mexican?
>>582429024Gold Ship
>>582429061Mambros stand on priniciple and they're the last guiding light to save this general from degeneracy and mayhem (and their officers totally aren't too lazy to do a manual run)
>>582429190he can be anything you want
>>582429190Swagapino.
>>582429061the best sprint nigga i have is from the last sprint cm and everyone is joining with UFs
LOL!
>>582429148how hishiama help
>>582429024The XOg
>>582429278mambo members are kinda annoying at times so I feel like they all deserve to die desu yo ne
>>582428538>shittalkhe's just an annoying faggotyou can shittalk and still look like a normal person
>>582429387mambwo......
>>582423398>officer STATUS
>>582429387You dont mean that. ..
Vi odio tutti.
>>582429349You do your best
>>582429282>>582429290He hates Messi and Argentina. He must be Mexican.
>>582428683>4channers
>>582429508Non dire così...
I get the feeling that majority of you are newfags and /uma/ is your very first /vg/eneral, it's unbeliavable that it takes one shitposter to get you riled up so easily, can't imagine the melties you guys would have in other generals
>>582429578>SEA giving a shit about socceryeah that doesnt check out
>>582429508Was there literally any reason at all they made watching italian soccer games be a thing she does or did cyge just run out of ideas for ea shakaru?
>>582429735Have you ever thought that umamamusume is pretty boring and that there isn't that much to talk about especially 3 months into a scenario?
1 hour to do your daily career
>>582429735Post an example
>>582429481You failed this week's club quota.I'm a club officer. I do not have danchou powers but my words are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get kicked from the club in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my bio, but 1 is the most important rule of all.-I am a danchou in training, and I expect to be treated with the same respect as you treat our danchou.I'll let it pass this time since you joined late but watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
>>582430002Curren would say this
for me it's cafemanko
Time for a preview
>>582429767I dunno how much lore you can mine out of the life of an animal that lived a shorter life than the average family pet..
how come Satono has such high affinity with Brian? I don't remember the latter coming up in the former's campaign, unless I'm misremembering
>>582430002I kinda wanna add this in my bio but I'm not an officer cuck
>>582430002>I am a danchou in training
>>582429767
>>582430002haru_urara_shutup.jpg
>>582429767Didnt they intiially want to name the horse Air Scudetto
>>582430267affinity has a complicated systematic formula
>>582429508non dire coshì...
>>582430223Oguri cap will lose, thus she will win
>>582430513I would advise against it, if you post loli a lot the only friends you will make will be feds.
>>582430267Base affinities were basically all randomized
>>582428391nta but it is low quality o algo
>>582430267Affinity is not decided only by characters interacting, the vast majority is decided by how much the characters share aptitudes etc.
>>582430513Be confident and don't be gross
>>582430513start posting umas that I personally like and I'll be your friend
>>582429061I am on it. We'll be there
>>582430963The V files...
>>582430963>Kneepit
>>582430963the curren tier made me spit my tea holy shit
16 hours
You can tell V is a seaGOD because he's a porn addicted retard
>>582431018Sauce
who is V
armpit legpit facepit cuntpit
>>582431238The CP guy
>>582431176>World('s) EndI'M ALL IN
>>582431279the WHAT guy
new anon here again that likes Cafe, had a few busy days so i didnt get to play but wanting to again nowwhat's the kinda general gameplay loop of the game? i did Cafe's URA career, finished and wonother than doing other scenarios do i keep doing one scenario with Cafe to get better stuff and in that case, what stuff? or do i start doing careers on other Uma's for legacies? i still dont really get that system though tbdesu
>>582431238>who is V
>>582431176>Win Carnelian descended from Grass Wonderoh yeah i forgot about that
>>582431348buy a cafe plushie
>>582431193https://x.com/AltoraiserMK2/status/2103850206894915619
>>582431279oh
>>582431348Legacies is end game content, you can play other umas to read their story or get good at the game training Cafe. Play the other scenarios too for more content.
>>582431186That's why I like shitposting about him so much bcause in reality it's just some dude who is addicted to porn/drugs and can somewhat speak english so I'll always get a funny response no matter what he's doing
>>582431474>>582431474>>582431474surely if I put a wholesome OP picture you people will be nice to each other right.......
>>582431348Basically you build umas that can compete in the CM. Idk if you know what that is or how much you want explained about Parent/Ace runs
>>582431279wuh?
>>582431348the point of the game is to have fun with your umasthere are plenty of ways to do it, but mostly it's competiting in CMs. However I doubt a newcutie will be able to compete, but it's still fun to try to get strong umas from your careers. You make parents (at a higher level, you do optimized great grandparents, then grandparents, then parents), then use those parents to make strong umas, that you ship to CM and TT and all the other modes to hopefully perform well and get rewardsYou can also try to get big numbers on your umas, or read their stories, or farm fans on them, or try to get trophies and achievements
>>582430963>currenI wonder who made this post?
>>582431490>implying you are replying to V and not one of the many skinwalkersheh noob
>>582431490unironically this, also his fragile ego makes him a prime bully target
>>582431775same thing
>>582431348>better stuffYou only get 'better' stuff from pulling meta banners. To pull you need carats. To get carats you should complete all the newcutie missions first, join a club, complete your team, and do dailies
>>582431490It's funny to you but to adults it is boring. Wait twenty more years for your 15-year-old mind to catch up somewhat with your 30-year-old body and you will see
>>582431490>drugshe's actually based?
>>582431775>implying I'm not one of the skinwalkers
>>582431416maybe i will!>>582431483>>582431561>>582431697gotcha thanks! yeah i assumed it was definitely moreso have fun than do some gameplay minmaxing type of game but just wasnt sure if like it's the same content over and over again if i were to do Cafe's career again or if there's new like events/dialogue that pops up! >parents/grandparentsok yeah that sounds like a lot, interesting but i think as you said yeah i'll prob not be able to complete so i'll just do more Cafe secenarios for now!
>>582431921I'm 31 and it's funny to me
>>582431126CB propaganda continues to get the better of me
>>582431965Yes, that's what I said. You are especially slow and will take another decade or two to grow into the idea that boring basic generic repetitive high school-level drama like this is actually not so interesting.
>>582432191(To be even clearer: I meant that your mind is CURRENTLY 15 even though it's housed in a pudgy adult body that's old enough to be the parent of a 15-year-old child.)
>>582431952It depends on how you wanna play desu.At some point the normal career will be impossible to fail and will start to get boring if you're like me.Building for the CM is always kind of something new so it makes doing careers more exciting.Open the Archive from the lobby menu and look at Event Gallery if you want to unlock every Cafe event
>>582432386just let me make fun of mentally ill minorities man it's 4chan
>>582432492Nobody's stopping you from doing that, over and over, in the same few ways for years and years, while people try to have actual conversations around you.
>>582432745I get the feeling English isn't your first language as well
>>582431186>>582431490I don't keep up with the /uma/ lore, who is V?
