Place Your Bets Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/698776157349216434>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>582384603
Cadence trapper and slork PLEASE
I didn't sleep for 2 days, what now? I can't wait anymoreI need te patch now
I like Calico's design, actually
there's actually 13 new characters in the update next week.
we need a witch and tony soprano
>teammates dont help me>i farm until we losesorry if you arent going to help im not going to help you win
>update is just pve mode and remodelsyour reaction?
Is there a hero who sucks in 1v1 but is unstoppable in a 1v6 due to his design?
>>582445982Mild disappointment followed by schizophrenic speculation of what the fuck they did with all that time.
>>582446045spirit victor
>"glhf" sayers 30s laterhttps://files.catbox.moe/zxyzg7.webm
>>582446136One spirit burn and hes dead
>>582446198>more eurokinonice
>this was made by 1 guy in 40 dayswhat the FUCK is valve doinghttps://gamebanana.com/mods/719980
pleasePLEASE I BEG YOU VALVEREMOVE PARTY QUEUED TEAMS
>>582446198I feel like most Russians don't even understand glhf or gg. They just say them because everyone else does. To them it's just "game start phrase" and "game end phrase" even if they know what the abbreviation stands for
>>582446198he wasn't even mad really, just lane comms
they should add a nuckelavee with a scattergun and a gardening scythe
>>582446730>what the FUCK is valve doingAlso working on DOTADid you all just forget that Deadlock is being worked on by dotards and DOTA recently had a large content update that a bunch of people came back to work on?
>foid on VC>now everyone is on mic trying to meme it up>she and everyone are incredibly unfunny>70 min match
Im so done with Holliday man it feels like you need to 9000000 things just to do what another moronic character does instantly the Lasso's hitbox is so precise that if the edge of it hits the edge of a guy it wont hit him meanwhile Bebop's hook can be in another zip code and grab you through 8 walls
>>582447182What server?
>>582446730>side projecthe literally got laid off and has probably been working 12+ hours per day on it
>>582447258Um, sorry, but complaining about Bebop makes you an Oversissy
>>582446730>4v4 dm slopno siree
brool should get its own map no bap
>>582447686Meh Im moreso complaining about the fact that Holliday does nothing better than the other characters her barrels are shit compared to stomp her jump pad is good but other people can use it crackshot is literally LOL and Lasso again is a worse version of Bebop's hook and Combo
Holliday has catched lycanthropy after sex with Silver.It's not going well...
>>582447029
>>582447696>have 8 friends>queue together>have fun game together, minimal queue and the game automatically balances the teams for us
>>582447887>has catchedyuri lovers confirmed for third worlders
the only foids in high elo lobbies are chroons. is it the same at brick elos?
>Abrams and Bebop are some of the biggest characters in the game>have super tiny heads so it's hard to headshot them>Meanwhile silver is both big and has a massive head in werewolfHow is that fair?
>>582448557you know you can disarm them right? with her tail?
>>582448352Kind of. I get the feeling a lot of the woman voices I hear identify as men.
>>582448170Third world website
>>582448739Anon I'm saying they should have bigger head hit boxes, what disarming have to do with it? Their health pools are already massive
>>582448797So patch Tuesday right?
>>582449064You forgot about Valve timeHope for Wednesday, expect it on Friday.Or delayed indefinitely because Gaben starts throat singing
>>582447887silver implies lycanthropy is hereditary in a pregame convo with graves sorry
>>582449905>expecting shippers to know any lore
>>582446045Dynamo?I find he rarely does actually good damage in 1v1's even when building the headhunter meme and having good aim idk and 6man ult with max ult and alch fire can shred fuckers idk.Victor if the enemy has 0 anti heal or gun characters.
>>582445982It will be ok, I want more voicelines
>>582447182>foid on comms>no one points out the fact that she is a foid>the match carries on like normal with regular comms This has been my experience every time
which occult/noir character archetype would make a good frontliner?
>>582447887
>>582451264Yeah most of mine too, but I've had a couple like this and that last one was embarrassing as hell
Steampunk/magitech/clockwork maid droid hero please. Magic canons under the skirt. Uniform is actually tasteful and not exposing.
>>582447182>>582451264This is what happens in my games when there's a girl...https://vocaroo.com/1P8y60W3eYgN
Yeah okay people's suggestions of Kinetic Dash and Mystic Shot definitely made this Gun Graves build feel a bit better. No name censors cause I don't give a shit, I play this game for fun in Standard against bricks and normies. But now I am down to only one situational flex slot since Swift Striker gets replaced by Mercurial and that only leaves Mystic Shot to be replaced in lategame. Don't know what I can get rid of on the main build to have the second flex slot back. Overflow gives me a bunch of things I want like Fire Rate, Ability Duration for Skulls and all the other buffs I got in there, and Spirit Power to make Skulls and all my other shit scale a bit.
>>582451680why am I not surprised by the accent
>>582451680
abrams is so fucking braindead holy shit
abrams requires so much fucking skill holy shit
>>582451514Hey, it's the creater of /pol/!What does he have to do with Deadlock though?
He's seething again lmao
>>582452382He loved Yuri.
you now remember fat chud viscous
I dont trust hunters aura
>>582452948"Now remember"?Brotha he's coming in three days
>>582453092they dropped the tourist idea for a while now, he'll get another design
>>582452889He created /pol/ and supported Trump, but you're awfully silent about that for some reason
If yamato gets reworked this patch, this ability just needs to become a footnote in an iceberg video
>>582453045It's a Silver item because uhhhh wolf icon I guess
>>582453178The context here is he loved yuri. He supported the love for all yuri, but you're awfully silent about that.
you now remember xcom vyper
>>582453381did you know he also breathed oxygen
He also drank water and ate food, but you're awfully silent about that
He also loves Graves. You're awfully silent about that
I think I now remember Djinn's mark DOT could zipline you?
nobody plays mirage nowadays
Yoshi likes yuri fanart on Deadlock discord all the time
3 days left...Will I be able to finish my Robocop Unfinished Business playthrough, or will it stay... an unfinished business?
victor should not have one of the largest health bars in the game considering he has 2 of them
>>582448797qrd on this vypër pic?
>>582454613he literally has the lowest hp boon growth of any tank
Graves buffs are incoming
>>582454613His health would be fine if he didn't have so much healing, damage, and CC on top of that. I feel like he's just too good at everything.
ANOTHER GAME OF THE ENEMY TEAM DOING DEATHBALL AND MY TEAM GOING AROUND ALONE DOING JACKSHIT. THE ENEMY TEAM PEELS EVERYTIME FOR THEM BUT MY TEAM IS JACKING OFF ALL GAME. MY TEAM HAS NO DUOS AND THEY HAVE 2 DUOS
>>582454613
>5 quintillion different pings like "heal please" or "rejuv's dropping">one tiny ping wheelhope this update adds a way to get more wheels
>>582455259the ping wheel fucking sucks i hate it so muchi wish there were TF2 or paladins-like voice commands instead, they are like x10000 times better than ping wheels and i hate whatever game popularized ping wheels in fact i should probably write a strongly-worded letter to yoSHIT so they add voice commands at least as an alternative
There's not going to be new heroes if the update is happening next week.Don't they usually tease them with shadow people?
>>582454867>effectively has 3 tank health bars with refresher>stuns on revive in a large enough radius that you cant even get away with a dash jump + air dash if you're in the center>has a constant stink aura around him that deals enough damage to kill you 5 times over before you could whittle through his 10k health>dealing damage to him also charges ANOTHER aoe damaging ability>and he has innate healingpeople misuse the word "overtuned" all the time when discussing balance but victor is actually overtuned
>>582455634The shadow people were during the voting process.
>content patch won't have new heroesshut up
>>582446832nobody in this game who says those actually means itglhf=game start phasegg=i won
>>582454717Unironic downgrade.
>>582455634We're getting new characters, there's no doubt about it. They've updated the voting and we know of six unreleased characters from various sources.
HE'S IN
why is it that the only "late game" carry that is actually bad early/mid game seven? all the other carries are always strong
>>582456361
whatever ping considerations they have implemented are not enough. tell me why I can't secure souls as GRAVES with just 60 ping?
>>582456828soul securing and denying makes no sense in this game
>>582455259The fact that only Heading To has expanded bars is crazy.
>>582454717I'm hoping for a rework of her 1 or 3, personally. Her 3 feels pointless after they gutted her gun.
>get melee yamato>vs ivy, ult bot seven, warden, mo, and apollodumbass fucking retard how are you gonna melee seven or ivy. if you're gonna run some meme shit at least do it against a good comp for it
>>582457390tf is seven gonna do about it lol
Which hero has the most sauce?
>>582457545nta but seven can dissuade melee pretty well by just sitting on a ball, nevermind the stunif yama 2s you just ball your feet
>>582457582viscous got tons of tech and everybody respects one with swaggy movement
>>582457582Sinclair, Doorman, Lash, Paradox
>>582457908wow that seems fun guess i'm building knockdown + leap/carpet next
I need to stop playing this game every time i go "maybe the game will be fun" and then it gives me a grey talon that feeds yamato 100000 kills before 10 minutes im genuinely sick of this game dude
>>582457582doorman for his animations alone. Truly wish I wasn't bad at him
New lomein dropped, is he spitting?https://youtu.be/yPeWS-QNd5Q
>>582445832I like it too, I dont like the model itself as its very rough.Same for Yamato, I dont mind the elongated head or the armor, I think they should make her legs and arms human, give her more polygons and better textures, also change her weapon to be shurikens and use the bigass sword for her skills instead of the ugly small sword she uses now.
>>582458331qrd? I dont want to listen to this faggot
>>582458331we only watch deathy & poshy
billy taste so goof when you aint got a bitch in ya ear tellin you F
>>582458331buy an ad homo
>>582458325How are you bad at doorman? You throw bells, ult the tank or carry, and keep a door ready in your backline.
>>582458331Eido the eternally raped faggot.
>>582458421poshy looks like Joshua Conner Moon.
How are you bad at sinclair? You throw bolts, steal the dynamo ult and keep an assistant ready in your backline.
>>582458846Prime breeding material
New eido dropped, is he spitting?https://youtu.be/E93pEbYJ8OE
>>582458846sex
>>582458496This but unironically, but almost every other doorman player tries to be joechuck>>582458953This but unironically but almost every other sinclair player tries to be cf3.
I wish 'Brams actually felt like this. He only does when you're fed as fuck, otherwise you're just a midboss secure bot and helping your mates get a pick. Billy is the better unga bunga frontline.
announcer packs in deadlock, yay or nay?
>>582459863it's literally free money for Gabe, you have no idea how many MTX deadlock will get
>>582459863I'm not crazy about our current Patron voices but I've always thought Announcer packs (especially cross-over memes ones) were cringe as hell
I hope all yuritards move to the next flavour forum/thread, cuz they for sure don't play any game.
>>582460104>they for sure don't play any gamethey are main audience for this game
Did someone say Yuri?
Nerf all of hazes stats except movement speed by 5% then give her the ult cone back.
>>582460192>the main audience for this gameIs slavs
>>582454717>offmodel thickslop
>>582460192The audience that screams on forums but barely touch the game. They will move to the next game when they get bored, all 40 of them.
Why does it feel like the game's outcome rests on my back every single game? Why can't I get carried?
>>582460192lol no
>>582460830Give more details bratan.
>>582460909>titleIvy & Paige are keepers
>>582460909This is a fake video right? I can't seem to find it Wait I found it, it's a video entirely in russianFuck off
>>582460909Let me guess, this video doesn't list Graves because she's le child o algo?
Gut stomp so my dynamo's will stop trying to force this stupid meme
>>582461045>Play a game made for slavs>Surprised that there are slavs inside
>>582461346The only thing made for you are missiles and HIV medicine
ranked requiring # of wins is counter intuitive to the game itselfi have kept my same 6 heroes since the introduction and like 60% are on one hero because i dont even really like the rest i just happened to spam them while they were good
lm so fucking sick of vypers and haze but i have no good anti carries
Lancelot, I need you!
>>582460909Nobody in this game isn'tA:PsychoticB:AnnoyingHonestly my closest "passable" wife character is Ivy, but I don't even wanna say that because people will think I'm one of those annoying quirky wannabe monsterfuckers
Light's out…
heded tu bloo
>>582462497All women are psychotic and annoying, so you're just gay.
>>582460909Ghost Wife duh.
>>582462427>"i have no good anti carries">The humble calico waiting for you to pick her
>>582462795>you're just gayOh. In that case, I think Warden would want to settle down after destroying the patrons, if he survives we'd probably have a nice life together.
>>582463172yeah bro just 12 wins or some shit thats like 20 hours no thanks nibba
>>582460909Does Calico or Geist need someone to cook and clean cause that's like my dream
>>582462858Average Yamato player
>spectating an eternus game>Geist sells all her items and magic carpets in the spawn over and overWhat is going on in NA?
Any graves tech i should know?
>>582463980Alt cast wall is useful for self defense or just different anglesThrow your skulls at a wall or floor and then direct them with your gun so they at least get one volley in.
>>582463980Don't place your ult like a retard and you're ahead of 90% of Graves players
>>582463553its a moba what are you expecting buddy
>>582460909>best wife candidatesVindictaIvyGeistPaige>best wife winnerVindicta
>>582463980Keep an eye out for low ceilings or doorways to play around with your wall so they cant just go over it. I save a ton of deaths doing this
>>582459863could be nice
>one game>my entire team is using mics coordinating focus lensing the victor calling out when he's focus lensed and absolutely murdering him defending walkers helping each other calling out who they're going on>the very VERY fucking next game I get the stupidest fucks ever'random' matchmaking very random
>>582464650Vindicta is always on the road hunting Friends of Humanity members, is a psychotic, smug, annoying bitch, and is deadTerrible wife material
>>582459271Good fucking god. Perfect body.
Are they gonna give Paradox her carbine back or keep her goofy ahh gun?
>>582463980During midboss, put your ult in the hallways behind the veils leading upwards.The ghouls are retarded and might path back outside instead of towards the pit if you put it closer inside.
>>582459863of course it will be there. cs2 even sells you soundtracks.
>>582465529Don't think she ever had it but a Scott with an MkB goes hard.
>>582460909>xhe watched the whole thing
>>582465529It dates back to when the game was still called Neon Prime and had a sci-fi setting. Back then, she used an old gun in a futuristic setting, now she uses a sci-fi gun in a setting set in the past.
>>582460909the only real answer is paige, she would just be your usual quirky millenial wife who has 3 child functions (cats) before you wed her. everyone else has various dealbreakers like being ugly (ivy) or a workaholic (haze). the rest are comically bad like silver being trailer trash and the rest's state of beings
>rapes your troovement
>>582466168>Slowing Sex'd six times
>>582466168?
>>582463553Negus clearly lost lane and is having a melty over it
>>582466087>dealbreakers>silver being trailer trash
>>582466282>There is literally a castration item representing flopping tranny deadcocks
>>582463553NA players are fucking dogshit and no matter how much EU bitches about Russians they are STILL better at the game OVERALL compared to the average amerilard or cvcknadian. Singular players on NA being good does not mean the region isn't full to the brim with shitters.
>If you play mo you get a free lane win
>>582466542get no replies when you post it so now you need to reply to others?no one else thinks of cocks when they see an arrow
here's your deadlock wife bro
>>582466730A Polish man is speaking, listen and learn
>What if Deadlock had zesty niggas in it?
The definitive tierlist
>>582466878it already does
>>582466878this would be kino though
>>582466878infernus is trans
>>582457582Rem
>>582466905calico's a bigger psycho than vin & yamato she literally only cares about her cat
hehehehhehehehehehheheyou see that shit?hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>582467180Yeah but she's rich and probably wouldn't expect much of you
>>582467191LET'S GOOOO
>>582466878>discohttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anachronism
I am a Valve employee, this is the new hero that's getting added on September 30th
>>582464945she isnt smug at all, shes pretty emotionless actually
just saw a clip where a paradox swapped someone into a walker stomp, which sent them back into her time wall and she finished him off with a heavy melee. straight up zero to death combo but it's youtuber slop so you'd guys hate it
>>582466807If any of these women WERE in Deadlock, there WOULD be wife material in this game.
>yamato on the enemy team
>>582465885no she looked different in that
>>582467340He's a time traveller who went back in time for Venator booty
>>582464945>always on the road you can travel with her>hunting Friends of Humanity membersshe wants to make the world a better place, good>psychoticfalse>smugCUTE>annoying bitchwill make for a good dynamic with her>dead"She got a second chance of life"she has feelings, she can touch and interact with things, she is basically alive>terrible wife materialshe has a good moral compass, she can teach the kids how to use her rifle and to not be intolerant, would be a stern but caring mother, she would kill for her family, she can fly, she has a big butt. pretty much best wife material
>>582467629>time travelwow cant wait for the troon for 2020 then
>>582466878Ah yes Disco was really huge back in the 1950s
>valvedrones so creatively bankrupt they have to force time travel so they can make money off nicki minaj and ice spice skins
>>582463553first online multiplayer game?
>>582467710>she can teach the kidsNiggaShe's a ghostunless you're planning on adopting, in which case, good for you
>>582466542rent free.
flopping shota remcock
>>582468143Celeste....
>>582466878has potential. depends on the execution.
>>582466878>>582467629I can't remember the last time I saw such a poorly made fake.
>>582463553mobas have the most mentally ill snowlfake tilt-prone players ever
>>582468276its just a fan concept autist
>>582447182I've been waiting to experience this in my games, but so far whenever a woman talks they're either treated like anyone else or ignored, but not in the rude way
>>582468143i hate you so much now i need to fap again
>>582467629only troons are offering suggestions on the forums? or did you just decide to pick this one because it was made by a troon?
>>582468276>fakeBuddy, it's a fan made character concept
>>582447182pisslow or third world server.>>582451264this is my experience too.
>>582451318A straight white male.
please be an ixian mommy with huge milkies
>die twice in the first 10 minutes>jump up and down in spawn for the next 30 minutes straight until we losegenuinely what is wrong with moba players
I won lane and it was very easy so I keep pressuring them and got their walker 10 minutes in. Is that a good play or not? 1 of the enemy left to green and so did my teammate but I think if he went in with me it would've been faster since they would've lost the guardian anyway.
>>582468697granny with titties around her ankles, got it
>>582455634Once revealed they had shadows, before I think it was just items related to the heroes. Venator's censor, Apollo's sword, Rem's pillow, whateverWe also mostly knew who was coming by leaks anywaythings have changed or been getting added to the hideout though. Those rat traps have been there forever and they keep adding more. So that's either a reworked Trapper or the hypothesized Rat KingThe piano also has some colored in keys with the recent update which could be Cadenceor it's all bullshit and I made this tinfoil hat for no reason
fathom in mere days...after almost 2 years I'll finally be with you again, my love....
>>582468703This is a "hero shooter player tried to do their mindless brooling bullshit that they do in OW and Rivals and got clapped for it and is having a tantrum cause they can't KEEP brooling now due to the economy gap" behavior. MOBA players sell their items and run it down or AFK jungle.
>>582451318Real occultist. Summoning demons and all that. You could make him an obvious fake, like that one real occultist who organized orgies and stole money and other people's wives under the guise of the occult.
>>582468963Hell, I'll still hit it.
>>582468934yes, 10 minute walker is incredibly fast and it's a good achievement because it opens map for your teamdon't get used to it though, it will not happen often
>>582467561手応えはないわ…
>>582469086i'd main this in an instant. Imagine dying to this thing
>>582469074Aleister Crowley
>>582467362>distant future>20something yearsfound that funny
Still upset the mcginnis didn't help 2 years later.
>>582469086We unironically need a baba yaga hero with a heavy russian accent
>>582469757>Placate the ziggersNo.
>>582469623back when Viscous could actually do damage...
>>582469757You're not gonna make one better than Mother Stinky>"Yes, I'm real. Now what do you want?"That shit used to get me every time
>>582469757yeah we need a girlboss of every race in deadlock
>>582460909Mina is the best wife.
>>582468703No joke, actual mental illness or intense self worth issues. Winning feeds the ego, losing is not an acceptable part of playing gamesGiving up saves the humiliation of playing out a lost game and the entire team is beneath them and not worth helpingpeople can't enjoy playing games. they can't have fun and go full retard or at least be zen and shut the fuck up and play the game like normal.
Why did Yoshi make me do this? I just wanted to run Weighted Shots.
>>582466905>one bitch that will kill you for extra life and an ugly cat lady>wife material
>>582468703Jobless NEETs
>>582466905Celeste is the circus bycicle and not just as a clown act
>>582469946RuZZian game thoughbeit. All the top players in the world are RuZZian.
>>582467629Please be fake
>>582471153wtf are you talking about all of the top players are asian
>nine losses in a rowI'm going to KILL MYSELF MANSometimes I'm one of the better players on my teamSometimes I'm the worst player on my team and can't get it togetherBut no matter what happens I always FUCKING LOSEHow is it statistically possible for this to keep happening, I don't get win streaks to balance it out. I have won 23 out of 64 games with Wraith, at some point it's supposed to balance out but it never fucking does
>>582471268it's a fan made character
>>582469086>>582469757MONEY AND BONES, MONEY AND BONES!
>>582471304Bait or mental retardation?
>>582471153>two russian teams get raped by BE for months>win one week of DLNS>ruzzian gamelol.
New ashires dropped, is he spitting?https://youtu.be/eYDLNcpg0sw
got two extremely shitty back to back games that made me so mad my head hurts
rank one deadlock player claims "most e6 don't even understand the game at a basic level"
>>582471951Stop playing until the next balance patchCurrent patch is literally designed to drive you insane cause Valve got a contract from the CIA to test ways of demoralizing the Russian population
Does anybody play this game for fun?
>>582472245i do but i dont want to burn out so im not playing right now while i wait for the patchPlaying Elin instead. Doing a Demigod Paladin run
>>582472086After watching some e6 streamers and looking at how people in their bracket play, I'm inclined to agree
>>582469623man even back then this game was ugly as shit, i like to imagine that gaben randomly stepped into the neon prime devs' studio, took one look at the game, and told them to start over completely or they were fired
>>582472245this game made me mentally ill i now get sexual pleasure from throwing and griefing others please help me
>>582471950i like his videos since they are kinda high effort for deadlock but his ivy support guide was kinda mid>>582472231most games are fine it's just those two games in particular, i'll take a break for today
I like playing mokrill because I want to rape almost every woman is see just like them.
>>582472315Same. I'm being a degen f2p/gacha player on Aniimo until we get content and maybe an injection of players who don't hate themselves and their teammates. My stupid pokemon need to work the mines harder so I can level up my mobile home to be rewarded with a deviantart sparkle dog
>>582451318True melee Barbarian who's a comic book/pulp novel hero that came to life
>>582472245Broolers do, yes.
>>582468328>>582468470Someone should introduce said fan to the concept of cringe.
>>582472086>one of the best eternus 6 players cried bitched and moaned until graves skulls got nerfed 2~3 times in a row>all became he was trying to shoot at them as spirit seven(meta characters because the cuck just follows the meta like a sheep) instead of pressing Q, which he didn't know affects the skullsRanking up requires you to just grind the meta strats and characters instead of actually engaging with the game/players in any meaningful or fun way.
>>582472919>BroolersIs that an ethnic slur or a friend of yours?
>>582472529yt ppl got issues
>>582472898>true meleeAssuming you mean "real" true melee and not a short-range shotgun-like swing a la Drifter, how do you handle denials with his kit?
>>582473036Brool is a whole mode, bro.
>>582472245Only when I smoke weed.
>>582473081nta but you can light melee to deny souls
>>582472654most sane and normal timmy
>>582472245i do :D
>>582472245I do but the matchmaker tries it's best to make sure I don't have fun win or lose.
>>582472086>watch eternus vod>they get one (1) pick>MID MID MID >enemy dynamo with ult and enemy sinclair still at largewhat happens next is shockingI see this way too much too
dead website dead game
I AM BACK
We live>>582473163I know, but I'm thinking moreso about situations like>lane phase>creeps are pushed exactly to the bridge>crossing through will get you jumped>the enemy creeps will die before they kill your creepsDo you have to int to secure that soul, assuming your partner doesn't get it, or is it a free denial? Drifter and Silver don't have this problem (although even Silver needed her fire rate buffed to help with securing souls) because they're not "true" melee, they have a gun, unless Silver is in wolf form which only happens when she's already shooting an enemy player. If you're true melee all the time, how do you stop the opponent from getting free denials nonstop in situations where the lane is a bit pushed up?
>ban dynamo>play against dynamo and lash every game????
>xe thinks banning does anything
female hero with the biggest chest?
>>582472245me.
>>582475015geist obv
>>582472245I try to but they fucked the balance a bit too hard recently and now the game makes me wanna kill myself
Update will have a cute bandaged up mummy girl who supports her allies while also cursing enemies at the same time. She will have some throw away lines/lore with Mirage and NashalaSCREENCAP THIS
No
>>582475842>heres my fetish, my oc and my favorite role to play (obviously support)yawn
3 new member's of rem's family will be added in the new patch
>>582476371yummy more rapebait
>>582468143Which Deadlock female would be most likely to molest Rem?
new hero concept: american cowboy
>>582476724>femaledeadlock is a /sm/ game
>>582460909Silver clears (once she cleans her act up a bit)
>>582476731hes just an alcoholic with crazy freemason powers
>>582476868>priest likes to be around and be "involved" in relations with little boystrue to life, bravo valve
ended a ranked game with 1100 mo stacks and 7k total health, life is good
the elo assassins are on high alert tonight
So what heroes do we think are coming?
>>582477391
>>582476371We already have Rem's mom (Haze) and his weird creepy uncle (Seven) what more could they add?
>>582470602But even if you're 0/5/1 in lane you can still bring it back if you just farm up for like 10 minutes and take safe team fights.
>>582477391another slocky ror2 character
>>582477391I'd be surprised if Raven doesn't show up. His art and voice acting were basically done so they just needed to finish up his kit.
>>582477391if yoshi adds a cute furry hero i will forgive all his transgressions
>>582477391Sinner-San is in
I'm hoping for a dragon (female, quadraped, no human form OR shapeshifting allowed)
Yall already know what I want
>win lane>lose game anyway cause the opposite lane on the other side of the map fed the enemy haze 20 kills and singlehandedly lost us the game
>>582477742
>>582478060if winning lane is all that matters i would just play nigfernus and win 90% of my games
>>582478201but /dlg/ told me he does nothing in lane
>>582478060Enjoying the new balance patch, goy- I mean valued player?
I hope we never get ban and pick system to spite all those competitive fags. I like the current system. You play whatever character you're given, no whining, no drama, and no tantrums right from the start just because someone picked someone else's character or whatever.
>>582478060Let me guess, nobody on your team mic'd up
>>582478201No the issue is brown retards on the opposite side of the map negate my lead by feeding twice as hard as the lane I had just won did. This game needs to be IQ-gated and also ban all Rivals/OW players that perma brool in lane just to die 10 times.>>582478445We had mics, the 2 retards on green were just brown/mystery meat and fed the Haze that is either cheating, smurfing, or both.
Genuine question -Has anyone ever accused or suspected Lomein of aimbotting? Genuinely, his aim is insane and he has no background in any other game. Just 2 years of deadlock...
>>582458443i fucking hate zoomer context arrows. these autistic twats need to use some creativity to properly communicate their ideas. learn to draw an embarrassed expression or hiding behind her hands or shrugged shoulders. i FUCKING hate these low effort soft little faggots.
>>582478579dont worry VAC is one of the best anticheats out there
what will her abilities be?
is this the perfect infernus build?
>>582479054i hope you're completely new to the game or baiting
>>582479054>missed every 4.8k spikeI'm seething
>>582472245Its all tempo mains
>>582478959nta but some guy got caught aimbotting only because other players called him out a week or two ago, there are plenty of people flying under the radar in this game. you have to remember that modern cheats are designed under the expectation that they'll be used on stream or some other place that risks exposure so countermeasures are built in
>>582479329he's clearly joking, VAC is notorious for being dogshit
>>582479054The meta is melee infernus
This becoming an insanely useful line up
>>582479054No, but you've got a lot of important milestones
>>582477860This game has more than enough yuri without adding Paige x Real Dragon
New characters don't matter if all the item are boring and build variety is in the toilet
>>582479487you would be dead in my game because i farm those camps as soon as they come up
>>582477860Male dragon that larps as a medieval knight
>>582479572Sex with Savannah while Henry watches.
>>582479008total shota dominationunfortunately there are no shotas in this game (no, Rem does not count), therefore F tier
>>582479585When are they adding Shrink Ray to the main game?I want entire, retarded team fights to happen in the tunnels for no reason
>>582479487man I fucking hate lashhe deals SO much fucking damage with so little effortwhat a disgusting faggot character
>>582477391large ixian woman bond in armor like a mobile jail cell with her horns cut/ground down. indoctrinated by the friends of humanity to be a hateful and deeply troubled murder machine. zweihander for bonus points
ummmmm why doesn't icefrog the legendary creator of dota just use more league of legends designs like *retarded dogshit that killed that game* hmmmm??
>>582479572burn the coal pay the toll
>>582479812...but enough about Apollo.
>>582479973Literally died of cringe reading this I'm dead now Thanks a lot
>>582479728why wouldnt he count you fucking fag
>>582480123I hate that faggot character as wellThis game is so full of faggot heroes, I swear
>gun Graves gets outscaled insanely hard in late game by actual carries>too old to be arsed with aimlab grinding to perfect my aim to play actual gun carries>don't want to play support>don't want to play Victor, Billy or Abrams cause any time I play frontline my team is just full retard off doing their own thing>Spirit nuke characters like Bebop, Geist and Calico are fucking boringAm I just doomed?
I'm trying to keep my expectations measured>new heroes>a few hero remodels>a load of fairly trivial map tweaksLike I hope there's more but I'm honestly a little hesitant to expect anythingWhat I'd really like is better latency comp and a server selector so I can play with my friends
>>582480335when I play tanks or gankers I always run disables to at least make the game more annoying for them, but there's really nothing you can do if your carry is played by a mongoloid
>>582480465>I can play with my friendsyou mean>so i can grief other players by making a horribly balanced gameplease quit
>>582480212because he is a funny furry creature archetype, not a hagbait one
>You now remember when they gave Celeste the ability to hold her ult for as long as she wanted to for some reason
>>582479591Good thing about this one is that it works the same on both sides.It's good for stealing enemy sinners too
Here are my totally reasonable expectations for the new update>the map changes we've seen are literally all they're doing >no remodels>no new characters>a bunch of new dialogue, including dialogue where Mina flirts with a girl>prototype PvE mode accessed through the console only >one or two new items >haze buffed again>midboss removed outright >games are now decided at 5 minutes rather than 10
>>582480678she still can? and apollo too
Im sexually frustrated so I want to rape holliday
>>582480335>gun graves is fine, but spirit nuke is boringhuh?
>>582480909she wants it so it isnt rape
>>582480914Niggers just run you down and kill you between cooldowns on Spirit nukers and it sucks. That and Spellbreaker exists.
>>582480536Me and my friend are both low tier shittersWe only don't play together because he's on the east coast and I'm in AusI want to play in LA (good for him, tollerable for me) but for some reason the matchmaker tries to put us in fucking Japan and Pakistan or some shit
>>582481021spirit nuke graves is a bullshit strong ambush ganker if she's duo queue'd with a drifter or mo. also strong laning control
>>582481154>duo queue'dYeah well that assumes Deadlock/MOBA players in general have friends that play this genre anymore instead of just mindless FPS/hero shooter sloppa in current year (they don't)
>>582479487>>582480758this feels like it shouldn't be allowed. No counter play infinite movement>just clear the camp
more melee itemz plz....yoshi....I beg ya...I beg ya...
>>582480335>>582481021play doorman his gun is easy (my aim is trash and I still hit people) and your bells are never on cooldown
>>582480678and when missing it would refund her half the CD
>>582480678bait counterspells
>>582469074It would be funny if there was a character that actually genuinely summoned demons.Like, the obvious implication with Ixians seems to be that they're demons and devils as in the stories but turns out they're actually kinda normal people so it becomes a slur.But then there is this guy who summons literal baby-eating rape demons from outer planes or something.
the new update should have a facial recognition system and if you play a character that matches your race you get a +20% dps bonus
Flopping.
>>582481921nice try billy
>>582481687You underestimate how bad my aim is.
The Drinter claims anotherIs it just me or is match making horrible these last 2 days? Getting some horrid cunts in my games. This Ven fights on guardian minute 1 with no items and then goes "Drifter use your brain" when I don't int with himI went 20/2 and he went 5/5.
>>582482836>cheats
>have two shitty games>one more couldn't hurt>enemy team is a 3 stack paige ivy and mo'n'krill>ivy and mo always ulting together kidnapping people halfway across the mapholy fucking SHIT
>>582483161cant forget about the fucking echo shard
>>582477860They're not even giving Vyper a snake tail because they find it too hard to animate.The roster will be nothing but bipedal humanoids.
Why does Valve insist on having your side of the field be more dangerous for your own team than it is for the enemy? Like no matter what, if you are diving enemy jungle for whatever reason, that should be a massive risk of dying for nothing, not fucking free candy like Valve has balanced it to be right now.
I get the impression magic carpet is seen as a meme item but is it not insanely useful with a ridiculous amount of bonus stats?
>meme carpet>vs rape items like silencer that make enemies do -25% on hitlol
>>582467362Why would you put so much effort into art when there's no way any of this, beyond the concept, is actually used?
>>582482836most normal people have taken a break until the new patch so it's mainly just poorly adjusted people spamming games and melting down
>>582484392yeah bro prompting chatgpt for 2 minutes is hard work now
>>582484392Genuine questionAre you retarded?
>>582467362where's the ability where he boofs cocaine up his asshole
>A tank with infinite sustain and giga damage for some reason (The same thing that got Warden a couple of nerfs)Yet no one is bitching about him and if they are it isn't as loud as it was when it came to warden.
>>582484254magic carpet would be a must pick on every gero wuth no movement abilities or passives if the game wasn't full of movement slop that lets you do what magic carpet does for 0 souls
>>582484836people only complain when it is an m1
>>582484836I'm calling it that he's gonna get the Roadhog treatment >inherently toxic and unfun kit>extremely dedicated playerbase of cunts>gets nerfed to be less toxic and unfun>game is considerably better>cunts whine until he's unnerfed>game is terrible>repeat like 4 times >finally gets reworked >cunts whine>gets unreworked>repeat like 4 times
I just slaughtered my last match but I still think Graves is terribad
>>582480125>I'm dead now>Thanks a lotand now the whole world will thank me, which luckily now doesnt include you
>>582484836>>582485143He is a necessary evil, he is THE counter to all the movement cancer in the game
>>582484836>mo and krill rush E.E + Torment Pulse>deal 1000 damage just by walking next to you on burrow>>582485228yeah the 10m/s walking speed hero is the counter to the movement cancer and not part of it
the stripper of making your game last 25 minutes longer than it should and enabling seven and victor to violate your winrate
>>582485368Paige is NOT a stripper
Is there any reason to ever play 3-spam Seven over ultbot Seven these days anymore?
mina ha belongs to Indian men
>>582485484ThisShe is a dog and horse slut get your slander right
>>582485556you're allowed to use multiple abilities at the same time you know.
mina ha belongs to paige's milky white (with sparse freckles on her ballsack) futa cock.
Bros I don't want a viper redesign, she's perfect
>>582485671E is better with specific investment to it. Same goes for Ult. No reason to split the focus and in turn damage output of the abilities. Kevlar does nothing for 3. Fire Rate and Ammo items do nothing for ult with only a few items of overlap in between.
>>582485902Dopey cunt Vyper will always be more fun than whatever "more serious" model we get
>>582485902
>>582485143>>582485228they're gonna release at least 4 new heroes with movement shit in their kit and you're gonna whine about it
>>582485484then why is she STRIPPING me of my enjoyment?!
>>582483573>maybe another one>our geist just decides to stay on spawn and then farm jungle>1k souls at 7 minutesi just clicked to abandon it and didn't even get a penalty
I hope we'll have voting with posters. It was such a fun thing.
If you play Mo or McGinnis, you are autistic. You probably play with trains in your spare time.
>>582486072What in my post give you the impression that I'm whining about movement
>>582484836Mo & Skill check
>mnk runs directly at me>activate unstop>he immediately fleesstupid nigger ape
>>582486072NIGGA HE IS THE MOVEMENT SHIT
>>582458443Best Deadlock ship and it's not even close
>>582445614Ew a nigger
>>582485143>overwatch referenceopinion discarded. this is a dotard's game.
>>582455465>TF2 or paladins-like voice commandsGod hi-rez is a bunch of useless mongs but if there's anything I love it's the VGS system. Why is that shit not standard in every single multiplayer game.
>>582485143>overwatch analogy>retarded opinionI'm noooooticing
>>582484836>infinite sustainLiterally just stop grouping on him so hard you are letting scorn and radiant regen go nuts because he's hitting 3 or 4 people every 6 seconds.
>>582486805>>582486957>extremely dedicated playerbase of cunts
>>582487229We don't "main" heroes here blizzdrone we play Deadlock
Should I try this while waiting for the Deadlock patch?
>>582484836dev's fursona, no other way to explain the lack of nerfs
>>582484836just like you can cancel flying/floating abilities you should be able to kick him out of burrow with some abilities
>>582487404Aaaand forgot my Pic
>>582486229why she hittin the speed laugh
>>582487609probably not, you have to pay for heroes it's blizzard jewishness
>>582487404>>582487609It's not a bad game but it's literally dead.
>>582472404splatter builds were fun
>>582486247
May I get an invite? RunningTapWater
>>582487609yes but play gul'dan only
>>582485902Yeah its grown on me to the point I don't want them to change it. I don't even want the lower snake body thing that seems popular in fan redesigns, just give her lash's clothes and a couple of prison tattoos and she'll be perfect.
>>582487816we need different times of day for the maps
>>582487567knockdown fucks him over just as much as it does on vindicta or seven.
>SuperTF keeps a printed out polaroid of himself in that Mina cosplay on his deskI knew this guy was a freaky narcissist but I didn't think it went this far
How do hero leaderboards even work? I one trick a character, have a bunch of games on it and yet see people in the leaderboards way below my rank.
does sunday count as next week? UPDATE SOON??????
>>582486331I play Rem and Doorman and still cant settle on a third I like as much
>>582487816I miss when I could kill people snot rockets, came back recently and hes just a cuck chair fisting retard now
>>582489372
>>582490096Gooballs are ridiculous in certain spots. If you get the angles right indoors, it's as good as an instant kill.
>>582490105I meet all those requirements which is why I am confused.
I hope a PvE mode is released and is actually good. I don't I got it in me anymore these days for pvp shooters, cheaters and russian orcs taken me love for these away. Deadlocks setting is so good though.
>>582490659I want it to be bad just to spite you.
>>582490659The PvE mode will be like Man vs MachineThat is to say, it will be the most okay thing in the universe but a handful of autists will get really, really into it
>>582487816I should've saved some clips from before the item update.my only real regret is not getting the first snow globe though.
is this the perfect kelvin build?
>>582491006>wasting any souls on an or*nge itemno
i feel like i always end up farming my ass off in the latter half of the game because i'm always behind in lane
>>582491006Idk but I've done the "carry beam Kelvin" a bunch of games I never felt super successful I don't know his values for damage scaling just seemed too low to really make it viable so you got to kind of be a support cuck
>See Victor on enemy team>build mild slows and antiheal >Win It just works but people refuse to counterbuild until they are an issue ffs
>>582487397This kind of cunt mentality predates OW. I remember lolbabs doing that because the skin shop kind of motivates that kind of thinking.
>2026>This character for trannies, cheaters, and cheater trannies is still in the game>ALSO FUCK YOU I CAN SHOOT YOU THROUGH METAL SKIN CAUSE I'M A TRANNY DEVS SELF INSERT
>>582484836I keep hearing all this shit about Mo and Krill being OP yet I die instantly if I play him, same as Victor. No matter what the enemy team gangs up on me while my team is always too passive to back me up
>>582491613blue pussy
We need a green version of mystic expansion/ballistic enchament
tried playing Vin for the first time and I just kept getting 1 shotted by shiv lol
https://youtu.be/MQflMqHRyRE?si=XHAu5mGMk1Jgrpem
>>582491875Trophy collector bros...
>>582491613You have a gun with only one bullet. In the room are Vindicta and Grey Talon. Who are you gonna shoot?
>>582472245I started queueing exclusively bebop and billy and started having fun, yeah.
>>582492504rem (he was hiding)
I know street brawl is supposed to be shrugged off but I just got a Victor who went 4 4 11.Which isn't super important. What troubled me is he had literally 0 obj damage. It's brawl. There's nothing else but the obj.
might be a long shot but unusual items mod got taken down from gamebanana and it was pretty funny,anyone got a backup of it?wayback machine doesnt work
Is rem the yuumi of deadlock?
>>582492180I really, really need Cadence in the game. I'll even take her being something just for the Hideout, like give us a drink lounge area where she occasionally shows up to perform.
>>582492915>Deadlock Caberet clubWould be so soulhttps://youtu.be/S_xLAYFDWZc?si=IIiIP_qBHi7gvC_L
>>582492845i'd honestly say he's more like the teemobecause i want to molest them both
what makes someone completely lose his mind after just 2 minutes
Haven't been in the deadlock loop for a while, excited for the apparent update next week. I see to play ranked now you need three heroes with 10 wins at least in normal matches. All I got are Abrams, Lash, and Calico. I tried a couple normals today and they were fucking god awful. 10 wins seems a bit steep.
>>582493668if i get bad draft i just afk and play osrs not worth wasting my time on this shiet
>>582491875Divine barrier is a really good green (that you should be building more often anyway) that gives +range
Deadlock is going to change permanently in a few daysWhat are you going to miss once they remove it?
>>582477991Cool movie with a cool monster. Not the best horror movie ever though but it was fun.
>>582493747yeah standard is going to become even worse than it is now if you can believe that
>>582493747I won't care so long as they leave Shiv dead in a fucking ditch
>>582491860Blue bush
>>582455259I wish there was a hotkey that had a menu with every single voice command availableKinda like press alt +a,b,c,d,e,f,g... to instantly communicate without using the mic.
>>582493668doom queuing into a lane with bebop/victor/mcginnis/mo&krill/etc etc
>>582457908WOMBO COMBO
>>582459863Yes, especially if they bring back the old patron voicesI miss the "Destroy the Sapphire flame!!!" voiceover
>New heroes next weekYOSHI NIGGA FIX SILVER HER BOLA DOESN'T WORK CORRECTLY HER GUN JAMS HER BOOT KICK SUCKS
>>582494095victor lane is free
>>582480052savannah's also black you dumb fucking muttoid
they need to do something to stop people from being so retarded in lane, even in eternus lobbies it's people doing the most idiotic shit for one kill and they try to double down when they die for it
>>582493460>
in a few days it'll all be over
>>582464650>PaigeUnderstandable.>IvyUnderstandable if open minded.>Geist Narcisistic murderer>VindictaHyper violent serial killer
>>582439013nigga how often are you getting sick? take some vitamin C
>>582494254um she's still S+++ tier ok boot kick does more than other heroes entire kits ok bola is a free phantom strike no the teleport component of phantom strike is literally irrelevant bola is a free phantom strike but better
>>582494545>vitamin cliterally just drink orange juice
>>582494334every other game I kill them at 2 minutes and my laner stays to try to deny some minions and dies because respawn timers are faster than pushing a wave at that point
Jesus christ this game sucks havent played ranked in a month and was reminded why immediately>teammate feeds lane we're winning randomly>don't get ult until 7 minutes+ as apollo>one trophy stack until 18 minutes cause team afk farming>lose the game never being able to be a threat because there's nothing to farm and cant fight since behind30 mins of my life wasted cause one retard died in lane , why would anyone waste their time on this trash?
>>582494628>driunk sugar water goy
>>582494928I pity the fool who can't get his hands on freshly squeezed oj without additives
>>582494654Tales from the Seeker bracket
oj is pretty good with ice.also, paige buffs when???
>>582495335I'm actually oracle. Game is just that bad. Also my dynamo built healing tempo recharging rush and had multiple zero man black holes
>>582490878I doubt that considering they hired the woke BLM risk of rain devs
>>582495130fruit juice made from 100% fruit is still full of sugars and should only be enjoyed sparingly
imagine seeing paiges puffy bush peeking out of her panties as you look up her skirt haha
>>582493460Working on it
Always some retarded inbred mutt-nigger singlehandedly shitting up games by dying 10+ times>>582494654Well good news anon, EVERY team game is like this now. Letting the third world have internet access was a bad idea, who could have guessed?
whats each ritualist's karaoke song
I don't even try to learn movement techniques because it's obvious they'll nerf them. All these corner boosts and other crap are literally better than any movement items and there's no way they let it stay that way
>>582491161You cannot carry with 65 base + 1x spirit damage per second scaling, Kelvin's just not built for it.
>>582496171 Thankfully yoshi isnt allowing people to choose their server so most of them brown fellas cant invade NA
>>582497014Anon they LIVE in NA. Especially Canada, Canada connects to our servers and is full of brownoids. And we have our own migrant issues-- as does EU as well. It's an attack on the first-world from all fronts.
Think Haze is white under the shadows? Or another chocolate queen?
>>582497243I think she is the shadowsBecoming/being a sandman is probably a one way decision.
>>582497243head shape is obviously black
>>582497130You did this to yourself. You shouldn't have taken in all those migrants, you shouldn't have started all those wars in Third World countries, and you shouldn't have supported Israel.
>celeste on my team doing absolutely nothing for multiple games in a rowtime to ban this hero.
>>582486597do not say the n word
>>582497519Taking in migrants wasn't my choice. Starting wars in third world countries is only bad if you refuse to go all-out on them like our cuck governments did. And I never supported Pissrael, but my input as a literal who in a rural area means fuck all towards what my government does.
>>582491389>play abrams or victor>enemy makes it their personal god given duty to make my existence a living hell for having the audacity to queue and stack cc and anti heal on me>abrams or victor on the enemy team>I'm the only one that even thinks of getting a healbaneme unga, team bunga
>>582498057>entire team is going full spirit>only 1 of them have healbane in their L->R, and they go for mystic reverb or other random T4s than spirit burn>oh and victor also has a lash and drifter for wombo combos while your team is flailing around in AOEs
>>582498057Isn't that literally just what you do when the enemy team has an Abrams? He's a big dangerous target that needs to go down.
>>582498057i dont buy green i buy purple niggaim dps
>>582498220yes, you should. Most tanks fall apart from just one or two anti heals and one of the best options is a t2 that most characters can keep a 100% uptime on as long as you're fighting and not standing afk and hitting no buttons.>>582498202saw a kelvin go mystic reverb + tankbuster before even getting improved spirit.
>>582497927Yeah, sure, I was referring to your undoubtedly democratically elected government. It’s also funny how you still don’t understand what exactly is wrong with bombing random countries on another continent for the sake of corporate interests.
>>582498529Said countries deserve it for obvious ontological reasons. As for the other thing you said, I know it's some shadow council shit, doesn't change a fucking word I said. Especially the bit about how I feel about it not fucking mattering cause I'm a gun-less nobody living out in the fucking woods.
People in this thread right now believe the OSIC exists irl and are debating about who's more schizophrenic.
>>582499034But it does exist irl its called the cia, unfortunately america is a real place.
>>582499297And they wear shrouds when they do satanic rituals, and beelzebub directly plays a role in our schools, and-and-and-
>>582473951see the crazy thing about these games is you can open mic and say it's a bad idea and to not do it and your whole team will just say "no bro its good trust me its good" and then when it completely swings the game they have an excuse
>>582498638First of all, it's funny how you say the government doesn't represent you, yet you support bombing countries back to the dark ages because of what their governments have done.Second, it doesn't matter whether someone deserved it or not. All this world policing and white man's burden never end well. Just look at the state of Britain today.
I'm not even good at this game but I land a lot of mvps/key player spotsfeels good
>>582500301I think that means you're either better than you think you are or you're about to get absolutely dumpstered by matchmaking in the future
>>582487404>>582487609>>582487767Yes it's the perfect time to play it again, plenty of new players and old players returning due to them restarting development. The new warcraft antagonist is joining the cast on the 28th as a playable heroMy favorite hero is genji right now. Genuinely harder than every deadlock hero and unlike deadlock there's actually macro.
>>582500273>Just look at the state of Britain today.That's cause they went limp and weak, they cucked out part-way through because of 'optics'. Very different from what you're implying.
Think Paradox is cute under the helmet?
Why are you talking about off topic political shit in the /dlg/ three days before the next big update?
>>582501125>2+ races
>>582500756>they cucked out part-way through because of 'optics'.Don't you guys learn your own history in school or what? Or do they really teach you that Britain stopped having colonies and offered little resistance to US independence because of “optics”?
why do shitskins always take the sand wars outside of /pol/?
>>582502028No way in hell brownoids won against first world occupiers without said occupiers cucking out
>>582500917It's actually on-topic. Dota 2 was ruined in NA because of peruvians. This is not some schizo racist nonsense either literally every NA pro will tell you the same thing.
My most wanted thing for the update is for another layer to be added to the game. I don't know exactly what, but i want another layer of strategy to be added, like talents or facets from dota. I mean it doesn't need to be either of those things necessarely, but i think another layer of build customization would be great and would aid in diversifying builds
They should add a POTG screen where the MVP gets an animation of them getting their wish
>>582492180Her release would hit me like crack
>>582502114Well, yeah, that's how US War of Independence was won. It wasn't based on public opinion or anything like that. It happened because Britain simply could not sustain its colonies or believed that maintaining them would cost more than the benefits they provided. All these colonies gaining independence after WW2 did not happen out of the blue either. After the war Britain was in a very dire situation and with the rise of nationalist movements it simply had no choice but to leave.
god i love making people seethe its half the fun of this shitty game
>>582503049>this shitty gameThis tells me that you're also likely to melt if your team is retarded or you get dumpstered
>>582502812>lash raping ms shelly in front of bebop
>hey yoshi can I have a good game today in ranked>yoshi: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *gives you 0-12 graves and 1-10 calicos* 7 times in a row*
>>582503265all it takes is a Good job! and people hit you with essays
>>582504381why play ranked if your not duo abusing lol
>>582503431Absolutely not, go fuck yourself
We as a community have failed to acknowledge pockets ult looks like he violently shits frogs
>>582504381>Playing Ranked>Playing Ranked on the weekend
>>582504381me as the 0-12 graves
leak: the update is literally just emotes and 10 new urn voicelines and nothing else
>seven with 20 deathswhats going on, today seems especially bad
>>582505626i was goign to type something but i realized i dont even know any of sevens lines
I'D HIDE IF I WERE YOU
>Oh god...it's talking to me...
Genuinely why does Seven have such a high winrate he fucking sucks. Broken SSS+ tier negro Wraith has a lower winrate than him
I’m REM!
I played Doorman yesterday and now I feel guilty, I'm used to playing the most honest character in the game (Abrams) so it was quite a contrast.
>>582505991Teamfight slop
>>582453178every time you lie about this btw it reflects in a very funny way because you're still apparently posting on the epstein website anyways
>>582505991Only those bestowed with a high IQ can play Seven and win.
Aghanim scepter ideas>SHIVBloodthirst can now go to 200%, at 200%, Shiv goes ssj3 and now does heavy melees on dash, daggers ricochet, and executed enemies explode in gore
>>582506172aka press 4 in team fights
Aghanim scepter idea>SilverReverts nerfs and fixes gun bugs
>>582506154retard
Aghanim scepter idea>AbramsHe shows you what this dick can REALLY do
why does dynamo deal such fuckass damage
>>582506518Because you don't buy spellbreaker
>Sending SHOCKWAVE!
>>582506607erm akshully I did midgame
>>582506518Tanks need to do dmg for some reason
>>582506672If only this rule applied to Victor and Mo
You know now that we're close to the update and doomposting is going to die down for a while, i've been thinking. Doomposting for this game is kind of interesting. Doomposters exist for pretty much every live service game, but for most games they fundamentally exist to attack a certain fear of losing what you invested. For example, they're really common in gacha playerbases. If the gacha shuts down, you lose everything you spent money on. But this game is entirely free, if it shut down nobody would lose anything except for a game to play. So the doomposting for this stems from a much more spiteful place, where people just genuinely want to see other people who are having fun not be able to have fun anymore. Even if Deadlock was cancelled tomorrow, nothing can really take away the 2k+ hours of fun i had playing it. It makes the doomposting feel even more silly when you think about it.
>>582507194
why does celestial blessing sometimes heal 2000 hp and sometimes 400 on the same character and no heal reductions
>>582507240currenthp% based
Ok genuinely why the fuck has ranked matchmaking gotten so bad is it because the noobs finally qualified for ranked and now we need 0/14 retards in every game
>>582505456wow great post, thank you for sharing this.
>>582507371It's the weekend. Normies and wagemonkeys are on.
ITS EARLY IN THE WEEK WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PATCH
Does no one else here want vyper to drug you and then rape you? Just me?
>>582507824niggas who consider sunday the first day of the week be like "yeah the weekend is when the new week starts"
>game 1>team listens perfectly to play around my doors and kidnaps>win>game 2>literally every teammate but 1 follows door calls>loseyou cannot gaslight me and tell me ranked gives me equal skill players.it's literally RNG if they were emissary or Asc before the patch.get too many em shitters?loseget sentient humans?winliteral coinflip
>>582508187>but 1 ignores door calls*oops
oy ya wanted ta foight me well ere oy eeeem ya fookin coont
>>582508013Its sunday. the sun rises on a new week just like our lord and savior jesus christ
>>582508187and kidnaps
Can you believe it? Update just two days away! I am so happy with this information.
please be a good update man I'm begging
>>582504993>>582503431well yeah, she'd need to be cured to endure the full rape sesh
>>582501125Hispanic Whites are unironically going to supersede all of the other races in that chartThey're the unforsaken White people, born from the warrior spirit of American Natives and the genius of European Whites but without the degeneracy of the modern, pudgy, soft and pink white person. There has never been a better time in history than now to be Latino. They're going to watch the fall of white people at the hands of the jew and their black golems and leave the task of ejecting the hebrew plague from the Garden of Eden to the superior Hispanic White
>>582508791As long as Cadence is playable and she's the big demon lady we've seen in the unfinished VN art, the update would be 11/10 in my books as it'd have everything I could ever want or need from this game
>>582508996Basado amigo!
>>582508996What kind of racism is this even
>>582507206At least 30% of those 2k hours were on the losing side of a stomp match and having no fun.
What are some fun ways to build Doorman besides kidnap?
>>582509414GUN
>>582509414Doorman players look like THAT?
>87%
>>582509630>Doorman players look like THAT?Behind every doorman there is a doorwoman
>melee apollo>counterspell his riposte lunge>melee apollo stops existingThey didn't really think this through when they made the melee boost a debuff on them instead of a buff on you
remove parries, they are cheats.
>>582509698THERE IS A POLICE CAR OUTSIDE OF VALVE HQ RIGHT NOW
>>582509910Apollo is genuinely the worst character in the game when behind. Can't cast 1,3,4 when slowing hexed and now people are learning to counterspell/disjoint/dispel riposte. Garbage.
>lash with spirit spike hitting me for 900 dmg at like 10 minutesholy FUCK why did they buff this top 3 retardwhat the fuck were they thinking
>>582507194>VictorHe does so much fucking damage that his pain aura alone clocks in at 60k+ self damage every game even tho it only deals 70% to him>and MoHe has an infinitely stacking damage buff that also heals him on a 6s or cooldown, genuinely just slap a witchmail on him and spam that without using his other abilities and he's good to go. He can also one shot midboss because why not lmao
>>582509324The retarded kind, just like every other racism
>>582510762>He does so much fucking damage that his pain aura alone clocks in at 60k+ self damage every game even tho it only deals 70% to himGod I fucking love playing Victor
>>582510923>undodgable aura in a wide radius around him that deals a shit ton of damage and slowsI've heard enough NERF SINCLAIR RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>582510674Just shoot him after he slams lil gup :)
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET
thoughts on ixians?
>>582511165>Flogs you and makes you deal half dmg>2s away before it wears offInteractive!
>>582511129Getting to late game with Victor and just. Not. Dying. As you throw yourself into the middle of the enemy team causing them to scatter and chasing down the poor souls who get separated gives me life
>>582510923what jjk panel is this referencing?
>>582472245Yes, that's why I'm not playing it right now.
>>582511341>american tieflings
>>582511341Cadence is sex so I like 'em
>>582511874>>582511931
>>582505750lightning rape
>>582493701>10whos gonna tell him
Oh man if they add new heroes people will instantly rage quit if they don't get to play the hero they wanted like the last time
>>582507941I want her to give Apollo a sloppy no-gag-reflex blowjob that will irreversibly make him shamefully into trashy older women, and be a constant source of stress for him (since he's confident his father will disown him if he finds out Apollo's banging trashy Earth-realm whores, as if that sort of behavior isn't what every prince everywhere does)This has cuckquean undertones with Graves, for the patrician audience
>>582511341>Apollo is a proud asshole taking advantage of human hospitality while looking down on us>Abrams is a big bastard who, instead of delivering whats clearly a dangerous artefact to the proper government agents to dispose of, takes it upon himself to get rid of it, therefore putting it at risk of getting stolen >Fern is a literal criminal who used to do some pretty heinous shitIxians are pretty much spiritual niggers and grey talons son had it coming for betraying his species by getting wed to one of these impsI hope we get a friends of humanity hero at some point so i can dab on all subhumans as i kick their sorry multicolored asses back through the astral gateway
>>582507941For how much hollidayfags get dunked on they're still way better then vyperfags, you're simping for an aids riddled whore who probably does coke off a homeless ugly bastard's junk
Sinclair is standing outside Valve HQ...
Anyone here posted yet that two keys on the piano, A3 and E5, have been colored in now? Please, god, Cadence.
>>582509414Either super bell explosion by getting spirit burn, tankbuster etc or aperture scientist maxxing by getting rescue beam, divine barrier and other support items while maximizing your door range and cooldown, staying out of fights and using doors mostly to save your teammates or to get them into advantageous positionsOr you could, you know, just go gunman
>win 8 in a row>start getting the dumbest assholes every game>only on my teamholy shit this forced 50/50 fucking sucks
>>582513674If a C key or a D key get colored in then I'm immediately on DEFCON 3 because my pattern recognizing monkey brain is telling me they're 'spelling out' the start of her name
>>582509414Gun, bell, and supportman are all fun, and the only one that even approaches bad is gun and even that's just alright.
>>582513674>ascendant 3>eturnus 5???
>>582513483you will never get your cringe chud hero
>>582513674this shit has always been there you are going crazy
>>582514408>this shit has always been there you are going crazyProof?
>>582515082october
>>582513674this seems like a lighting bug. here it is with fullbright enabled. also the piano itself doesn't have textures (as far as i could find) which makes me believe there's a technique that applies color across the model when rendered in-game. it has the effect of making shifts in light on each tri very clear, but i imagine its good for performance. many props in the hideout shop room are also rendered this way
>>582513848i used to think f50/50 was cope but ive been tortured with graves players who only farm for every win i get
>>582515660Now that actually makes a lot of senseI'm still gonna hope for Cadence even if the piano key thing is nothing but brainworms talking
>>582515660forgot to add, the fact they haven't patched this out does make me wonder otherwise. or maybe they know it sets schizos off and they're keeping it in to fuck with us
>>582514274he has venator already thoughbeit
>>582515660I can hard cope WAY harder than you can try and be reasonable and insightful anon. Cadence confirmed.
What happens if you grab an ixian by the tail?
>>582516768They cum violently
>>582516785it would be extremely painfulyour a big guyfor you
What is the update gonna add? Post your predictions now, i wanna laugh at all the retards who get it wrong
Abrams keeps coming!
CUMMING IN
>>582516959bratty teenager needs ghoul cumflation correction
>>582516959>certain4-6 new heroesJungle centric map/model (/mechanic?) overhaul1~3 hero remodelsPvE modeCan't remember if they said they were delaying the item overhaul or not.>hopeGraves 1 and/or 3 rework.
>>582516959I expect Rat King to get made just to pander to community memes
Why do I get lane partners that tank the wave? Like they'll take 200 damage from it because they absolutely refuse to let it push into us and inevitably end up having to back up anyway because they are low hp.
>>582519989MOBA being set in New York and not having a rrat character is like a MOBA being set in Texas not featuring a cowboy.
>>5825169596 new heroes, remodels for all unfinished heroes, map changes, neutrals changes, different midboss, new objective, mystery VN by Kotaro Uchikoshi about Abrams' tome, sex minigame.
They should make a rat wizard character
>>582520178Oh don't get me wrong I'd love a big nasty sewer rat guy, but when I say "The Rat King" I mean specifically the reddit concept, adding specifically this guy
they should make a rat character that drives a taxi cab and crashes into people and shit
The rat character should say "Cheesed to meet you"
>>582520035>runs into the enemy wave while you have 200 hp>takes 500 damage from troopers while fighting the enemies>gets parried >diesWhat's the plan?!?!? Thanks!!! Thanks!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!! Need help!!!! Thanks!!!! What's the plan?!?!?!?!
>>582520293cringewhy's it always gotta be a king or some position that's above everyoneI want more murderhobos like drifter
>>582520293Same, I want a rat character I just dislike this specific concept. Like some of the kit though.
Apollo and Yamato players gotta stop thinking they're invincible 0.2s into a match.
>>582490659Yeah would be nice to have a PvE mode. Any fucking game with a great PvE mode at this point. Every competitive game is just retarded third worlders cheating against each others. They're so low IQ they have never played without cheats and would sell their mothers to pretend they aren't cheating.I'll never thank Valve enough for opening my eyes as to how retarded the average human being is worldwide.
>>582520781No. I will melee them to death. I will have a 15/15 K/D score.
>>582490659>>582521229Have yet to see a pve mode in any game that didn't putter out after two weeks outside of carrot-dangling cosmetic drops.
PVE mode is gonna be shit anyways since hotpoo is making it.have fun stacking 30 of your character's 2-3 designated good items while everything else is useless and then dying in one hit anyways.
If the pve mode is anything like Dota's Aghanim labyrinth then i would forgive yoshit and hotpoop of all their sins
>>582522278Imagine the guardian/walker enemy that charges a one shot laser and perfectly tracks you
>>582520293We have enough nefarious green aura characters already
you guys sound like you suck at ror2 lol
>>582522524what color of characters do we need more of?
>>582522573ror2 is fun until it turns into 24/7 kiting then it just gets repetitive
>>582522654Orange
imagine if they reuse the lunar coin system from RoR 2 but you have to play PvP matches and win to get them :)
>>582522828I wonder if the grey talon remodel is going to keep his orangeinb4 no remodel
>had a sleep deprivation nightmare about the patch releasingon the off chance it's prophetic, I think Cadence was there. or some skinny blue Ixianand an elephant head man in a suit and tieand I think a bug/praying mantis man
>>582523035that would be too coolwe're getting 2 cool characters at most and the rest are going to be valorant rejects like apollo and graves
Which graphics setting is tied to the soul orbs glowThey're so fucking hard to see when it's low
do I really have to download the statlocker companion app for this dogshit website to work?
>>582447182the last time I had a foid they sounded high as fuck and unironically had a fruit fly set up to play deadlock and we practically instantly lostit lives rent free in my head not gonna lie i usually mute chicks for the laning phase
>>582523439no, but it makes it easier.tracklock somehow has all my matches even though i don't upload anything so i stopped bothering with uploading.
>>582447182Every time a girl speaks I add them after the match
>>582468276>poorly madeyou've, what, spent 5 minutes online if this is poorly made to you man. You faggots shouldn't surprise me anymore, really, but somehow you do
>bebop gets 4.8k gun for free if you hit hook + uppercuthmmm i just found out now. i guess that doesn't matter because the average bop player is a retarded bombtard
troons will quit the game when valve ends mod support in 2 days
>>582522513just counterspell/eshift/cheat death the laser bro it's not that hard
>>582524373Every hero has something they get for free my overwatch refugee friend
>>582524957my hero doesn't
>>582524957what does silver get for free?
>>582524957What does venator get?
>>582525185FREE PHANTOM STRIKE
>>582525613...that doesn't work on mina, grey talon and only works on vindicta for some reason doesnt disarm either
>>582525546he converts spirit into spirit resist
>>582525690You're throwing if you buy spirit items on venator thoughbeit
>>582524957Overwatch takes more skill than this game now that's not even an insult this game is more brainless than Overwatch lel
>>582525185creampies
>>582525769it's still free doe
>>582525681SILENCE!!!IN THIS GENERAL, SILVER IS S+++TIER, END OF STORY!
>use bunny>kelvin keeps skating>haze keeps ulting>victor keeps auraingwhat's the point of this stupid ability
>>5825257691.1 spirit per boon and sinners/statue buffs, you're gonna get a FREE 7% resist in a 40 minute game for FREE
>>582525546A stunAn executeA hitscan sniper rifle50% anti healAn immobilizeA +30% all damage ampHigh velocity rounds as a passive
>lose lane>int midgame>doesn't matter because i get free stacks even with assists and end up winningdey can try do run but it wont mattah
I don't get melee Yamato, feels like every player on bricklow is a parry master and her "gun" sucks even with gun investment so you mostly just annoy people with her grapple.
>>582526842You spam 2Her spirit build is a meme so you may as well go all in on meleeUnstop on ult means you heavy melee squishies to death as well.
>>582526842grapple procs lifestrike and spirit snatch
>>582527335The worse light melee variant of those items
>>582526842With glass cannon you can punch for like 900 damage per heavy melee, and heal 450 off of that. Plus your 3 gives you a %-based heal.
https://files.catbox.moe/ittbo2.mp4What is Sinclair doing near Valve office?
>>582528641>her "gun" sucksnyooo
>>582528842i'm gonna miss this shitty placeholder model. so much sovl. same with vyper's derpy lizard mug
>>582526842Something no one else has mentioned to you on top of everything else, if she gets parried in her ult she doesn't get stunned because she's stun immune which means there's almost 0 risk for throwing out raw heavy melees as her.
>>582529179>random ass torment pulse>frenzyKek
I feel like all the best characters in this game are just designed to not get punished for playing like retards. If you're playing a character that can't spend half the match flying around the map like a fighter jet, press a button to escape any consequences for their actions, and/or build half their kit as defensive items while still being able to nuke people then you're just playing hard mode and probably losing on character select. I honestly don't understand why Mina gets hate for bats as if tons of characters don't have get out of jail free cards while having twice the health. At least that bitch actually dies when she fucks up.
>>582530520frenzy replaced enduring speed late for infinite ammo sliding with 9000% firerate
>>582527453Almost every melee skill on the characters that buy spirit snatch procs the light melee versionIt's still good
im buying sprint boots every game
>>582494495>Narcisistic murdereryes but has her limits, and does it once ever few years >>582494495>hyper violent serial killerjust like GT and he was a good grandpa, besides she only goes after specific targets
>>5825251856 abilities to spam plus 2 dashes with a low cooldown.Somehow mina is more egregious because her dashes(3) have i frames because fuck (you)
14 GIGABYTE UPDATE JUST STARTED ON STEAM!!!
>>582531095Fuck you
>>582531095>14 niggerbytes
>>582531228>trusting the black guyheh
>>582531228>>582531294?
>>582520293>market crash skillGod, I'd love a salary man wall street character akin to colin and his sister from advanced wars>>582518389>Graves 1 and/or 3 rework.I would give up the new heroes if we got this in exchange unironically. Genuinely dogshit kit that is 1 dimensional and took a fucking eternity to fix
ava you are a deer
>>582511707Todo threatening to rape Megumi
Is seriously nobody else getting this update wtfis it shaders I didn't have for some reason???
>>582531095>>582531445>>582532719Either bro is larping or got the update early, either way we're gonna rape
>>582532932I'm not larping bro I literally can't play the game right now I was gonna try one more before bedI don't know why I'd get it "early" so this has got to be some fucked up PC partition thing or something idk but crazy timing
>>582533090what region are you? im about to go to bed and if the update drops while im asleep im gonna neck
>>582533310NA West
fearing for his safety due to the sinclair cosplayer doing the worm outside valve HQ, yoshi has delayed the patch for another week
Tuesday isn't that far away anons just do something else for 2 days
>people are now queueing 5 stack and throwing premier games just to get the weekly egg in cs2yeah, this game is going to die as well as soon as they add cases or any form of gambling
>>582533745i know that it was never going to stay this way but the combination of being stylized with a more muted color palette really did stand out in the industry to me. I don't hate how it looks now at all but I'm worried about how goofy and "live service moba" it's going to start looking once cosmetics are in
>>582533840wasn't csgo doing poorly until they introduced skin gambling over from tf2 and suddenly the scene got propped up by profit incentive or did somebody make that up and tell me
>>582533840an egg? holy shit csgo is so ass now
>>582533745>>582533961The original intro of the camera descending into the city with Abrams outside the magic occult shop mogs the current one I'm afraid.I get why they changed the 4 lanes but I kinda miss it, it was unique.
no, veeskoos...
Been spamming yamato games, and while her design is shit, I do like how her playstyle encourages you to play like a inting madmanYou will either go 0/10 or 10/1 no inbetween.If you want a hero that will force you to learn micro + laning then she's the gal.
>>582534318i liked the 4 lanes even if solo lanes were never going to work in this game, felt like things were a little more dynamic back thenthe old main menu shot was great. modern deadlock definitely still has a strong tone, the hideout is something special- but the worry of them fucking it up like they did tf2's mid-century spytech shtick is in the back of my mind and it didn't used to be
>>582534590It's inevitable the artstyle will go to shit once the cosmetics hit the game. The profit incentive is too great, and the more customization options the game will have (individual cosmetic pieces instead of full skins like Marvel Rivals where the developers can at least keep a cohesive artstyle) will just let people make ugly puke color combination bullshit. I'm looking forward to FashionLock if it ever comes out but yeah, the "dark and gritty noir supernatural New York" thing isn't going to last, and that's even if the developers don't do more artstyle suicide with sparkledog OCs like Celeste and Silver (they will)
>>582521818If it's anything like risk of rain it will definitely have a lot of longevity.
>>582534838celeste isn't too bad, she's a carny. She stands out but not in a way that feels too egregioussilver, maybe apollo, graves are the big ones from the last wave that started to feel off-base with the part of the game's tone that I liked
>>582534838>>582535035These arguments about le artstyle degradation are retarded when Viscous existsOr ivy exists and is literally just a spic shounen heroPlease tell me what's gritty and occult about Mo/Krill as well.
>>582535035I don't actually mind Celeste that much, Boho would have been worse. I also don't mind Billy being the wrong time period or having "meta" voicelines (fine if just one character has them) but yeah Graves, Apollo, Silver all feel tryharder to me. Most of the community doesn't seem to think so but idk I just feel like it's a bad directionI'm still holding out hope for a true anti-human hater Friends of Humanity racist character and a really fucked up evil wizard. Maybe Wrecker as McGinnis most evil creation if we'll ever get those voicelines to use, I hope Valve doesn't puss out about adding dark stuff to the game, though Drifter/Doorman are about the right tone despite being a little bright and with the edges sanded off.
>>582535309We have you now >:D
>>582535309sea goo monster is a classic archetype unless you mean his ugly ass mega placeholder model do i even need to say anything about gargoyles?mo is admittedly just a carryover from np
>>582535309it's not even necessarily about being gritty per se, just like, not 100% escapist "damn i wish i lived in this adventurous occult setting full of conventionally attractive people" stuff like the LoL vs DOTA discussion, LoL is filled with beautiful men and women to the point that monster players seethe over monster characters getting attractive human skins, where DOTA has a bunch of weird amoral freaks and like one character people describe as an "anime girl" meanwhile deadlock has rapidly developed a yuri stable in the last two character waves
>>582535740>>582535764>>582535817I accept your concession.
>>582535817>not 100% escapist "damn i wish i lived in this adventurous occult setting full of conventionally attractive people" stuffThat's stupid. You're stupid.
>>582535309>>582535884I genuinely believe you must be trolling if you believe that they're the same. Just look at the difference between Vyper and Silver for example.Also turns out my update was a scam lmao >>582531445 literal nothingburger
>>582480678>you now remember that celeste 1 used to give her entire team spirit lifesteal
>>582520293I would kill for a healsteal character. Plus this guy's kit was all about temp summons which is my jam. I dislike the design/writing but god do I fuck with this guy's kit hard.
>>582535949then u probably think the western LoL playerbase that likes weird monster characters is stupid compared to the chinese playerbase that likes homogeneous anime men and women art is more fun when it doesn't explicitly have to be sugar-coated all the time and deadlock having a bunch of freaks at launch like dota was part of the appeal, people hated when they went too far with ivy and made her look like an adorable stuffed rat- that's part of why, they had to hit a balance between grotesque and cute
>>582536119Vyper is a unfinished model from NEON PRIME or whatever so your argument holds zero weightWill be funny in 3-4 years time when I see the same arguments but this time everyone from NEW GODS after is somehow against the artstyle or something schizoOLD GOODNEW BAD.
>>582526761>Getting a stacking buff for doing what every character has to do anywayThis shit is stupid, same with Calico's extra souls bs, get rid of it
>>582536650in exchange he only has 3 abilities
>>582486007>>582485902wife
>>582520293more likethe brap king
>>582534082People like saying that as if it brought a bunch of players in all by itself while ignoring that Valve was also making numerous improvements to the game at the time and the update that added skins didn't even move the playercounts. Like looking it up, skins came out on August 2013. Valve released 16 decent sized updates following that before the year was even out that refined basic mechanics (you couldn't even fake defuse until shortly after skins released), added features, reworked maps, and fixed basic issues. And that continued right into 2014. The game was getting updated multiple times a month with things like being able to underhand/middle throw grenades and a new weapon being added within a week of each other on top of weapon balance changes and map adjustments.
why do low elo monkeys want to brawl so hard early game?just fucking shove the wave and generate a lead by doing a box route/stealing their boxes.
>>582537323Overwatch/Marvel rivals refugees
>>582537323You are objectively playing the game wrong nowWe're in a tempo meta Get a early lead or fuck off, undevelop those bad habits
>>582537323because it's boring, deadlocks early lane is horrible there is 0 incentive to ever do pvp you just farm and do boxes like a preprogrammed monkey
>>582536703NTA but his detection passive is disgusting, especially on a coordinated team but even without. Gives him some of the safest farm in the game if you're playing passive, and some of the best ganking and invade if not.
This guy shows up to your turf and starts doing the worm, wdyd?
Magic changes people
I know its>who cares it twitterbut I found this really funny>>582537736Steal his hat.
dead gamedead thread
>>582537879i dont get it
>>582539630oh wait i got it
>>582537426retard
>>582539302I'll be honest good. If people start posting more shit like this >>582513674 my hopes will get too high only to be crushed by posts like this >>582515660
>>582537554there's even less incentive if you're laning against someone like Dynamo who'll just heal everything or teleport away or clear your wave with zero effort unless he's literally brainless or Apollo where when he gets his ult you basically lost lane since if you're ever 500 hp or below he'll use his ult in your general direction and insta kill you I really hope the content update switches the game up because it sucks hard
>>582537323>why do people wanna pvp in this pvp game
How many average FPS do I need to have to play this game comfortably? Is 100 enough? Will there ever be optimization updates?
>>582485368>>582486229sauce of either of these images
Deathballing is the actual worst thing in this game.Macro means so little if whenever you try to make a solo play you just get 3-5 man jumped and killed so fast your team can't even make a counter play anywhere else in time before they just hop on zip and do it over there.
>>582541023https://files.catbox.moe/57f8fq.jpgthat's the only one that I recognize
>>582541410>play like shit>enemy reads your play and counters it effectively>WTF DOGSHIT GAME
>>582539759gj
>>582540968Vlad, you know there are people playing these games averaging 30 fps, don't worry about it
rem_(deadlock)small_but_hung
>>582537736Why is there a floating Vyper on the edge of the screen?
>>582541410>make a solo playUse your mic, brother. If you gangbang rape someone they should be dead before the rest of his team arrives, if your team is nearby it's an easy 6v5.
>>582541480
>>582537323>>582537554I hate to tell you anon butA) no fighting is bad for viewership, and this game is supposed to be a spectated e-sportB) collecting an early economic lead by hitting boxes, while smart, is boring for most people and flies in the face of the gameYou are summoning an elder god, fighting against magical creatures who are also trying to summon an elder god. Running around hitting cardboard crates doesn't mesh well with that theme
>wraith with 41k objective damage doesn't understand she should buy items that apply actual debuffs to the enemy instead of just damage items>collapses the second we're in an actual teamfight and we lose the game>vindicta that doesn't know how to aim going gundictafuck my winstreak got raped by morons. say lah we.
Boxes are gayTotal box death
Shiv and Holliday feel like the protagonists of the game with their voicelines and backstory I think if there was an animated series it would probably focus on them two
>>582543563waiting for the update but the boxes are a terrible addition. Really hope they were just a stop gap for gameplay. Valve can't ship L4D3 but they can add box smashing simulator
>>5825436630/8
>>582543663step aside, knave, for the REAL protagonist>hates both elder gods>ignores everyone around them unless he just killed them>entire kit is sheer willpower>may or may not be racist
>>582543908>goes 0/8>fights entire enemy team in a hallway in the point of the game where it matters most>wins>redeems himselfsee? literal protagonist
Boxes are fine if they're intended to just be little bonus loot/movement challenge to hit then efficiently between real objectives.
>>582543918>Warden>ProtagHe exists to give whoever the actually protag is a challenging fight and nothing else. His character is literally just hype moments and aura.
>>582496171I make sure to pause even if the feeder is on the enemy team to let them know how much I hate them and how much I sympathize with the enemy team having to have a retard for a teammate
>>582543918>is a generic bobby cop>has like 4 voice lines
>>582543918Warden is the relatable side character.
>>582544185Lady Geist's actual tits should be this size in game.
>>582496171why is it infernus always too? Infernus players are so stupid I have no idea why they must be the stupidest players in the entire game no contest
>>582544185>Mirror Geist epidemic continuesJust erase every image of the VN from the internet already.
>>582485368>highest WR in E6I can't wait for this whore's downfall.>t.graves player
>>582536971>brap king
>>582545460>Highest winrate in brool>Highest winrate in standardBuffing a character 20 times is a bad idea, actually
https://x.com/dota_pirate/status/2104229670321606820
All supports are cancer in this game>Get Paige low>She shields herself, locks you down and runs away>Get Rem low>He jumps to an ally or a minion and heals back up>Get Viscous low>He cubes and punches himself away>Get doorman low>He has cheat death and just runs back into his door>Get Dynamo low>He stomps and I-frames away>Get Ivy low>Do I even have to say it?
Holliday is the worst designed hero in this game. She barely belongs in the setting. I haven't listened to lore or whatever, but you just look at her and see how it's a placeholder design.
>>582546143Your lockdown, sir?
>>582534318>The original intro of the camera descending into the city with Abrams outside the magic occult shop mogs the current one I'm afraid.the new song mogs brutally tho
>>582546769New song is amazing. Probably one of the best pieces of videogames music I've heard in the last 10 years. I love when the wailing starts after the agressive beat.
>>582515082patch monday
>>582546143Yeah but rem at least can't nuke you and waveclear for free, of paige exists, then she's allowed to kill anything that walks from two screens away while being safe and turning the ground into lava for good measure
>>582534318they should have your last played character be leaning on the elevator, and when you "press any button" to load in your character enters the elevator and you appear in your hideout.
>>582546143yeah, poor non-support characters can't do that, haha...
What's worse:>gooner mods but the characters are still who they are>ironic meme culture mods that make every match incomprehensible for anyone but the person running them
>>5825473562 is way worse and it's not even close
>>582547356The latter is worse
I reached ascendant and now all I do is spam gun Graves and I don't care if I win or lose because the shields do all the workI get a feeling of euphoria when some fag on my team begs me to switch. It's Yoshi's fault for designing this pigshit system and letting my teammates around me climb with 44% winrates
>>582547620retard.
>>582547620dangerously based
Yoshi hasn't released the update cause yall won't make a new thread
>load up deadlock>move steam controller 1.0 to the side since it was too close to my keyboard>realize gyro is turned onfuck I wonder if it's been griefing me this whole time.
>>582547620post the build
>>582548141788707
>>582547356both stop cheating
>>582548285>>582548285>>582548285
>>582520293>>582536971rat guy should look like this or im not playing him
