Previous: >>582527753Umayuru: Full Gate! is out>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: NONE>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
based umayuru thread
sex groove as in, sex
>>582550335Tachyon LOVE
consider: big mare milkers
mom said it's my turn to be in a scenario
>>582550335We have a new ENTER uma
>>582550785Phimosis....
>>582550785>phall-in-up-sisdon't mind if i do.
>>582550785Proboscis...
>>582550785giddy up
ryan LOVE
>>582550610For me it's big stallion milkers
>>582550785syphilis...
Rice loves big tits.
>>582551386you forgot your teio pic
>>582551386unanchored
>>582551386your forgot the teio image bwo
Sex?
>>582550223what a bad cast just to shill the newest slutty mare
>>582551613She is, yes
>>582550610>Mares couldn't even break into top three
who is she
>>582551386>10 mugs of coffee a day>never had shitting problemsskill issue
>>582551820Doto is such a (good) cow.
>>582551751reminds me of those Saiyans flirting images
What reasons do boomers have to not want to see their horses turned into Umas? Do they not get enough money?
>>582551386i made some pork belly a few days ago and incorporated all the rendered fat/drippings for a sauce which ended up being a mistake because it caused my worst case of diarrhea in memory. i did, however, feel quite relieved once it was all ejected and even noticed a decrease in abdominal bloat which was a pleasant surprise. i'm now considering getting enemas done from time to time to chase that "clean" sensation.umamusume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnzssRMxYA
I noticed an increase in donkey posts
>>582552156Her banner is soon!
>>582552156why is she so flat
>>582552153I look like this
>>582552156it's your fellow interns.
>>582551090>Look at these legendary umas!>...and Sirius, I guess
Took me a minute to realize El and Grass were actually not dry humping each other
Cute wife making me lunch(we're poor)
>>582552263splendid!>>582552235Its an illusion
>>582551386I had a block recently and my doctor prescribed a bunch of garbage that was completely useless. Anyway I fixed it by just eating bread slathered with CHESTNUT jam
>>582551386Which way, Anon? This will determine your uma compatibilities
no talking bout the new rudolf and airgroove outfitsleave that to umajp
>>582552319she's the legendary raped
So... those new rudolf and airgroove outfits huh?
>>582550785>V uma kys
racing with grace
>>582552734Air Groove continues to be super mare sexo. Big W for the Groove Clan as a whole.
>>582552584what the fuck is the point of left
Can't believe my wives are in Umayuru now.
What happens if you marry a Symboli or a Mejiro? Do you lose your own name?
>>582552942You can get a good look at the poop before it gets flushed away. Very popular in Germany.
>>582552946>loser chaseryou're evil.
>>582552604>>582552734ngl when I ssaw the new Rudolf outfit, I thought we finally had the Arknights crossover I've wanted for so long.
What is Uma Yuru and does Rob Roy appear in it?
https://jiggie.fun/rice_showerhttps://jiggie.fun/rice_showerhttps://jiggie.fun/rice_showerhttps://jiggie.fun/rice_shower
>>582551836Some say Shinzan but that's a mare, I've seen comparisons to Kurifuji or even Shiraoki, and another theory because she's beside Daisca and Yeppers she's a genmate but I sadly forgot her name
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her.4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama.
>>582553156>daiscait's dasca
>>582553156MAYACCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5825532284 and you get Ryan you rapes you until your pelvis breaks and you die of snu snu
>>582553143finally
I keep forgetting to check how many carats independent training raked in
>>582553143Just want to let the other jiggers know that I'm naked right now.
>>582552263I just post her because she's my favorite. Oshi, as the kids these days call it.
>>582552942
7 and uhhhhRickey
>>582551836Shiraoki-samaTRUST
>>582553305I like Daisca more it combines both parts of her name neatly>>582553351Mayano a cute
>>582553069There's no way that's true
Seven
stay gold more like stay on reddit
>>582553962gottem
hey
someone at cygames really said "let's make a miko scenario with Shiraoki as the NPC and not invite Fuku" lmao
Rickey Rickey Lemon Squeaky.No wait...
>>582553915That is the point, yes. It was more common in the past
7 skip lunch 4 make some foodanything else and take a nap
>>582553865yes but she is literally called ダスカ
>>582554187
>Blast Onepiece will go through another scenario in NPC hellSasuga Cygames
>>582552584why would anyone choose left unless you have scat fetish. Do Germans really?
>>582554370umasumi
>>582554470
>>582553737Was hoping for the one where gold ship jizzes on his poop after smelling it.
>>582554507should have been called Blast Naruto instead if they wanted her to be good
>>582554450I didn't do my reps anon but I can use Dasca onwards
any number and this post will have an image of copa copa
i FUCKING HAT E RBAIN
>>582554560I need to closely inspect her oguri craps, to make sure her health and nutrition are in top shape. You gotta need a toilet like that.
>>582554712use whatever you feel like gwo and don't let ken samas tell you otherwise
>>582554232this is because fuku doesn't deserve anything at all.
>>582553737>"HOLY SHIT THAT SMELL IS BAD! THAT SMELL IS REALLY FUCKING TERRIBLE!">.....>..... >smells it againhorses are SO DUMB
>>582554630then they should've called her mom tsurumaru naruto instead
>>582553156noreasonbwos....
God this is so fucking frustratingi can't finish a fucking single borrow run without bad training/slacker/slow metabolism turns
To your health, /uma/
>>582554906why was she included then????
>>582554906you could say, she has no reason being there
>>582555000>mare milk>numbersWhat the fuck
>>582555000I feel bad for your monitor.
>>582555000should i even ask
>>582555000Why are you drinking cum?
/uma/... They ruined my Wife's alt skin... What were they thinking...
>>582554604!>>582554852It's always nice to learn the actual pronunciations and nicknames umas have sometimes so I'm thankful>>582554906No reason...
>>582555000bro using a monitor from 2005
I want to die
>>582555202that gaze looks erotic so I'll search for kaichou porn
>>582555000based кyмыc enjoyer
>>582555110>>582555239Why replace something that works just fine. And also it's hard to find anything in 16:10 these days
>>582555000HOLY CHECKED
>>582555000yummer
>>582555314golshi would never do that
Digital loves you, as long as you have horse ears. If you don't then she probably still respects you
>>582555528Rearranging rickeys furnitures…
>>582555000witnessed
>>582555000>blurred the time at the bottom rightTch
>>582555646I do this. And more.
>>582553737
>>582555872Curren raped me
>>582555883I failed to pull my Copawife...
>uniques with very minor debuffs get disabled with the debuff banWhat the fuck>Cafebros and Rubybros get fucked without their alts if they do bans soonerAiiieeee
>>582555963I do this. And more.
>>582555646by that I mean punching her face until she's unrecognizable
>>582549441well stop it
>>582556283Fuku would do that
>>582556283she looks like she's missing something in this image
>>582550356Pretty big, if you ask me
Have sex with umas.
>>582556021Fucked up for you, I guess. I didn't even pull for her but she spooked me and I fell for the chinese propaganda...
>>582553915 >>582554560i love mutttards so much theyre such funny creatures that can't think for themselves
i wish air jihad won arc
>>582555985I wish Curren raped me...
>>582555872currenbwo your osint reps... look at the op timestamp in pic
>>582550702Maya don't go... It's a trap Cygames is trying to kill fronts again...
>>582556549>ask why germans like seeing their own shit>"lol silly americans"I guess bro
I wish I was black so I could have sex with curren chan
>>582556348
>>582556637I'm retarded, forgive me
>>582555872you can't figure out the timezone of a person who's drinking fermented mares milk?
>>5825562833 is 7 minus 4. It's even more 7 than 7 itself is
>>582552942It's so the pee bounces back on you if you pee standing
>>582556880No
>>582556942That's why you piss on the floor or all over the roll of toilet paper to spite them
humiliation ritual
>>582557152she's pulling that carrot quite well if i do say so myself
>>582555000>This neigha have an hourglass for cooldown between posts
ok but what about fermented stallion milk
>>582557152well she clearly doesn't seem very humiliated.
>>582551613While kissing and princess carrying
>>582557308I only drink it straight from the tap
>>582557152shes naked inside the carrot
>>582557308
I love my genius wife!
>>582557152I am also inside the carrot
>>582557152King carrot sex
>>582557137TAISHIN TEST
orenji
>>582557042>>582557527I see a Cute uma, I say "sex sex sex"
>>582557603My carrot in her carrot
>>582555000>nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little mongol. you have to quench my thirst. you have to use your fermented mare milk.
Maya scenario!
>>582557727>picWe gotta do something about mares, this is too dangerous
>>582556549>i love mutttards so much theyre such funny creatures that can't think for themselves>this is the German reaction when Americans ask why they put poop on a shelf Germans are NOT beating the allegations
I agree we should ban gyaru from the campus
Ult>If you are midpack or in front late-race and there's at least 600m left get 0.15 current speed and 0.1. If you are on a turf Japanese national race ult duration is tripledEvo 1>If you are blocked from the side in mid race recovers stamina and get a speed boost. Then during the last spurt get a ZENKAI spurt boostEvo 2>In a race of 2000m+ increases target speed mid-race. If you on a turf Japanese national race and activated 7 green skills duration is tripledThoughts on the EMPEROR?
Ok. How do we make end closer good
>>582557864Furawa-tore...
>>582558084my punny dark lord Luna
>>582557678tangerine!
I see this and say "Wife"
>>582558084Seems generically good for Med/Long, good for filling in slots on teams
>>582558315Yes!
isn't horsemilk just more watery cow milk?
>>582558337Mejiro McSex
>>582558084>If you are on a turf Japanese national race ult duration is tripledDamn... 1 track ace
>>582558337you must be vegan because your wife has no meat in her
>>582558337Canon wife
The festival priestess told me to follow her "for the sake of the bond between umamusume and humans", I wonder what she meant?Hopefully my trainee doesn't mind.
>>582557916I'm not happy until the confirmation that there's no Mayano scenario link card to nerf Cat Mayano before the long LoH and CM>>582558394This is literally SSS tier but ok>>582558462Turf Japanese national race means any JRA race. Every turf G1s and the big G2 and G3As opposed to regional races like Kawasaki Kinen or shit like this
>>582558168Considering the popularity of gacha, I am surprise that Kinder surprise eggs aren't sold more often in Japan
I got pizza
>>582555872Pirozhki
>>582558838Kinder surprise toys are BORINGImagine we had merch like gashapon inside
>>582558985OMG Oguri hi hiiiiii
>>582558838>you get a fucking puzzle inside, instead of the cool promo stuff
>>582559017Interesting
>>582559471I hate women so much it's unreal, love from Kazakhstan.
I just had a huge cum and now my prostate is burning. umamusume
>>582559471My guess is that anon lives here.
>>582559708gottem
>>582559679I hope you're joking otherwise go to your medic
>>582559679you got a STD gwocho
Do you truly care about your shortstacks or you're just taking advantage of their assets?
I need more Rob Roy now.
>>582559898dont question my methods
>>582550785Phallus sis...
>>582559898I love it when they're under 140cm with 100cm+ bust size. Their tits should make slapping sounds while I lift them up and breed them from behind. But I will cherish them platonically at first until they're ready.
>>582557527More like monster thighs!
>>582557864Umazing post
>>582557152>>582557603I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIST
>>582560602sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>my trainee learned shadow clone jutsu
>>582560791YWNBAW
>>582560306I want to be Falco's frilly garter...
>>582561138open sex on the track field before she has to runalso why is general dead as fuck
more pace chasers
>>582561001>chud
are paces unviable for CM20? I want to run meisho dodo desoo...
>>582559679Uohkka bro...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12270346
>>582561220better curren sexai sexgentle wife sexbrian sexespo sexo
>>582561356Halloween is fineShe has Neck and Neck and Maestro
>>582561220>>582369797wrong thread, retard
>login>check notifications>full tp 2.5 hours ago>i lost a whole ura runNOOOO DANCHOOOU DON'T POKE MY PROST8
>>582560306I need to sniffa the tachthighs
>>582561576
spes
>>582561220Shouldn't you swap Bouquet and Gentil?
>>582561356you're going to have a bad time
>>582561678If Stego is Sexo.. is Sexo Stego?
club drama?
>>582561792https://youtu.be/JvPnxtuQe_k>>582561864asking the real questions
>>582561412ahhh I only have regular doto...
>>582561412Neck and Neck is pretty shit for 2500 meters, I would go with OG Doto
>>582561389
>>582561301>pace chaser>is a chaserlike clockwork.
>>582561925mambo stinky
wahey
>>582562343Kys retard
>>582562394
>>582561389from calling you creep to eating your cum
>>582562394obsessed
>>582562008GOLD CITY MOUTH ON MY feet
>>582558084Her alt outfit is so bad that I wouldn't pull for this even if it ends up the highest meta tier
I bet 99% of umajp posters post here, since umajp is as dead as Light Hello's eggs.
Post umas that make you cum.
>>582550785Sisyphus
>>582562824THATS NOT KINDA NICE
>>582562843Stego you are a dad with 4 kids...
FUN MCQUEEN FACT:She's not a fish
>>582562843dont care for dreamdont like her or her fansbut holy FUCK do I want to them in this very imagecontext is kind and this is it
>>582562843all the fillies
>>582562217Evil homewrecker
>>582559265I liked the puzzles...I also am a jigger btw
good morningoh, and this is me, if you care...
>>582562843
>>582561991What's good for pace in arima anyways?
>>582563681I DO CARE AND GOOD MORNING MWAH
Open Leauge tournament has started wish me luck
>>582563681but how is it morning when it's already night in europe and late afternoon in america? I thought this thread was only populated by aryans.
>>582563532I prefer the V sisters as babies.
>>582563767My True Strength, Victory Cheer, Angling and scheming
>>582563842why not as old hags
>>582563812>OpenYou didn't win
Serious question, are front runners a meme? I don't think I've ever been able to get a single win with a front runner, and the only times I've seen a front win a cm lobby is when it's VBourbon, and that's not very often
>>582563842HE SAID IT HE SAID THE LETTER AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>582563767>>582563857Keep in mind all three of these are disabled by the opponent running 2 front + runawayespecially true strength
>>582564069VBourbon is a good uma
>>582564069nah bro build your 3x late surgers with claw forward don't forget racist spe 100% win rate
>>582563784<3>>582563831my hours are not the best...
>>582564069yeah it's a memetrain your pace promoted Creek now
>>582564105What're the odds of that?
>>582564159chu
Where's Spe? Grass found her. Can you?
>>582564069Front Runners are designated autist style
montjeu should have died in the holocaust
>>582564159Australianbro...
>>582564282it was the first thing I saw..
>>582564273Christmas Daiwa comes out soon, Kitasan and Vbobo are best in slot picks for the CM.Its very likely
>>582564282right away
>>582564282she's right at the bottom middle right?
>>582562843You already posted her.
Are non-G1's worth it for an auto URA run? I'm doing only like 14 G1's with Creek and it's affecting my SP a lot.
>>582562843The last time I masturbated to an uma was to a yeppers sloppa I was making with the aid from an anon here a couple of months? agoI don't use umas for that
>>582564069They are not, but I still refuse to train themThey demand a lot of autism and effort to be actually good, and some whaling tooI lost three CMs to fronts already, 2 times to Vbobo and once to Smaru, but they were all very good umas
>don't care much about daiwa in general>but xmas outfit is sexo>is also a front runner...................hope she comes home in dailies.or maybe I'll just pigfug.
>>582564624
Do future careers discourage doing any optional races like GL or only some of them?
>>582564626I predict a tasty christmas vodka snack in your future
>>582564743At least in GM they figured out that you should get scenario resource from more than 1 source, so rest and races also give stones.Didn't play past GM though.
>>582562843I've been doing it to Bakushin lately and I don't really know when it started.
is it true that GM is worse than GLjust like how GL is worse than MANT
>>582564743it depends on the scenario. For example, Breeders cup punished you for doing any optional races, but the best way to play DYI is to race 20+ times
>>582564626ughhhh>>582564765noooooo
>>582564994>the best way to play DYI is to race 20+ timesdon't play with my heart, I yearn for the MANT mines
>>582564994Maru my love
>>582564626>daily>not pig
>>582564383Can I run dual pace (ace and maybe Nature?) where one is designated debuffer to kill the fronts in... front of me?
>>582565034God please let me get her tonight
>>582557152
drinking kronenhof weizenkorn
Don't forget.
>>582565216well like FULL on pig
>>582564975GM was fun.Though I'm not sure if it's more fun than nu-unity.
>>582560563Why are they wearing swim caps is they arent gonna bother to stuff all their hair in them?\This just looks so stupid.
>>582557603this artist is baste
>>582565352one spark is only 400 buxwhat else were you gonna spend that money on, rent?
Mambo in cute pajamas....
>>582565410
man I would use that as my GP if the pink was long...... sucks
>>582565459discounted is one thing but RAW??even that is too much for me
The straightard clan...
>>582565337Ty bro, now i get it. But i have a problem now, after spending 400 rolls on umas my calc says i can only roll for SSR cards, i have literally zero rolls for umas, except tickets ofc. Like L'arc i can only roll cards, i need so much>El Condor Pasa>Duramente+Satono>Sound of earth (maybe)
>>582565410I hope we get to see even more mob Umas in animated form, even if it's only as cameos.
>>582565692>SoE
>>582550406I like air groove but I think her outfit sucks
>>582565391absolute sex outfit
>>582565769>maybeI dont have creek
>>582565410I wish they added a scenario where you create and train your own mob uma
Imagine not farming 200 carats daily
>>582565692you can just skip 60k and clank through a scenario they'll last 3 months maybe even less
>>582565792Go make this into a better outfit then
>>582550406she looks so fat in this outfit and i love itthat crown looks kinda silly tho
>>582565792>Cleavage>Miniskirt>Garter belt (?)>Chokergyaru groove is not only real she was right in front of us this whole time
>>582565631do it cutie maybe she spooks you
>>582565975Nah i need to play CMs, they are fun..
>>582566068>CMs>fun????
>>582565930but when i do it I get this
>>582565930I don't want to think about the carat loss of clanking GL all day rerolling loopas.
>>582566019Only issue is she's in denial.
>>582566154Yes
https://www.iwara.tv/video/dZndycfq0GV3Bi/cynical-night-plan-or-ines-fujin
>>582566376very kissable face
jong?
>>582564606
>>582566620just got 4th in ranked, host 1 I need to bully you guys
>>582566620No, but a dong.
>>582566682Yes, 40 races for URA autos.SS is not achievable, so just overload on races to get as many rewards and carats as possible
>>582566893I'm getting B+ with the 15 G1 and the 1 OP I put in though.
>>582566682danchou here, you want at least 40 races, maybe more, load up on fan bonus cards too
>>582566024need to reserve </3 also>enablingpunch
>>582566792>>582566854Majsoul Friends Room 77777(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77777 HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE ROOM NUMBER I GOT
I'm going for RS sparks and using specific cards for those sparks as well. The low rating is killing me.
>>582567052
>>582566205I'll be honest with you, I also got 0 carats in my previous run. Two days ago I started to count how many URA fan runs it takes me to reach 200 carats, on both days I needed 7 runs. Today I'm at 120 caras after 4 runs and counting.>>582566230Yeah you need to discount looping and ace runs. I'm not doing more than 5, so I can say I'm getting a 130~150 carat daily farm at least.
>>582567009but mambo is actually wife-coded...
Post Palmer crier
>>582566963if you're not reaching SS then rank doesn't matterall that matters is hitting 600 in the stat you want a chance of a 3* in and getting enough SP to buy the skills you want and gaining enough fans to keep danchou happy
>>582566963I load up with RB (55-65) and get 3500-4000 a run, but I do Oguri runsTurf Mile/Med will be difficult to do 40 races on
>>582554906this isn't completely true, No Reason was born in Japan, but his parents are both from the US
>>582567194those aren't mutually exclusive.
it's called SPEAKI
>>582566019>gyaru grooveDiamonds
did i just hear no reason mentioned
wait...you guys are clanking in URA?
>>582567194True
>>582567520not me
>>582567009
>>582567376cryer
No, danchou. I refuse to use my carats to do more runs, I'm already doing 6~10 million daily, let my precious carats alone.
>>582567741punished crier...
>Rank 320 TamaLove>Rank 322 Mambo>Rank 326 brick-182
>>582567809>stingy steve
>>582567935why is mambo so high
>>582567935
>>582567671RIP Mambo...
>>582568092Mambo wouldn't do weed
>>582568092
>>582568574now lets see autis/uma/
I am my trainee's drainee
>>582568681our flatliner is currently somewhere near yampil assuming his drill sergeant didnt broomstick him
>>582568383How did you know?
>>582568850hehe...
I love Rice
>>582568926
bwos i love tickezo so fucking muchwhy cant i have a friend like her its not fair
be honest, can I run front dasca in CM20 or is this a fool's errand?
I need more pictures like this and >>582568574Gime them
Fuck it Im running pace spechudI dont care if its her worst style compared to late and end, all my parents and cards are pace
>>582569292I can't see why not
>>582569417Her unique only needs you to use a skill on the final corner. It's doable
>>582540440The survey has been concluded. We would like to congratulate >>582541089for winning the raffle! Don't do anything that would make you lose your license at the onsen!
>clankers farm fans better than me>clankers loop better than me>clankers can do my job better than mei may be getting replaced in the work force soon but danchou wouldnt replace me right?
>>582569612yippee
>>582569518That's funny
what is the difference between mejiro bright and wonder acutelike personality wise
>>582569612This is rigged
>>582567809Officer here, URA is carat positive if you run 40 races
>>582569301
Machitan sounds like her hymen is fully intact
Pls only post happi dahby
Good night friends!!
>>582569850
>>582570021Good night!
>>582570004Tits too small.
>>582570004
>>582570021GOOD NIGHT, FAGGO!>>582570004SHUT UP, FAGGO!
>>582569964she's a middle schooler
>>582569724Wonder Acute is old.The real question is what's the difference between Mejiro Bright and Fine Motion
>>582570089>>582570081
>>582567809Danchou can have some fan runs as a treat>15 tp is 5 carats >20-30 carats + 2 from the total careers mission Mmmmm yummy yummy 'rats
>>582570230I take it back, you're not a faggo!
>>582570064
>>582570150Shes 37
THE RAPED
im safeare you
I guess I will go watch the new mushoku epkeikumusume's voice reminded me of it
>>582549441
>>582570021good night, babydachi!
>>5825697241. Acute is technologically challenged2. Her umanko is dry
You guys are boring, and falco is stupidGuess I'll watch the new Mobland episode instead
>>582567052I paid for a full hanchan but anon decided to get raped, thanks for the game
>>582569612Hey that's okayMight be the only time Ryan will be ever invited to an onsen, so that's fair
>>582571017not my day..........
First-rate?
>>582571098
Falco is actually smart
My club never gets named, even fingerdarkbros and ricebstgirlbros are discussed sometimes, not us
suki
>>582570950mejiro bright needs a damn hairbrush
>>582570890i never drew the ntr someone asked for...all though i didn't know if they were being serious or not
>>582571426not only draw ntr (for fun) but stegoyes I am serious, yes I am luna anon
>>582571098>>582571203Yes.
>Falco>Smart
>>582571290mambwo...
How are these points calculated?
Sex with Kingu Carrot
>>582571290punished umaobwo...
>>582571696>Team Rank A>2%Newcutie...
>>582571696>newcutiehttps://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoringhttps://uma.guide/guides/team-trials
>>582571290Fingerdark is more an /uma/ club than /uma/chan or muripals (umaooo) at this pointI'm not even kidding, they always take part at our events at least
>>582571379He has his grandpa's hair.
>>582571696Skills and skill rarity activated during a raceRaces won and races won consecutivelyCard bonus
>>582571696click on race history and you can see the breakdowngood rule of thumb for building your tt team is just to gradually replace all the lowest earners with better umasyou can read https://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoring if you want but I just load up on gold skills and make a cool million+ every week easy
>>582571696>2%>400k in ttNew cutie alert! New cutie alert!
>>582571696I think the threshold is defined by the top of your class somehownever bothered to check how
>>582571668
>>582550223MARVELOUS SUNDAY DERBY RACES (Rain Edition)!Beat the heat and join in on the last summer hurrah!Be warned! Today's races have light to heavy rain!All 5 races will be open at the same time for registration!As usual the races will beSprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt Mile(All races will be random moods for added flavor)PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKINGThe rooms are as following:>SPRINT75791880>MILE36308044>MEDIUM41221992>LONG55233157>DIRT88074910First race starts in 1 hour from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
>>582571948tick tock
sex with hags
did someone say SUNDAY
u u u uma in serbia!!!!
I see, was wondering what the mvp meant all this time. Nice of them to show all thr denominations too.
>>582572351blessed uma of the cunny seekers
>>582571696Skills activated, gold skills, placement, good starts, etcAlso avoid using the same race style for the same races. Class 5 and 6 used to be easier though
7 and you get raped by the Uma you like the most.4 and you get raped by the Uma you like the least.
When do I get time to raise girls for TT when I'm busy doing nonstop training for CM? I have yet to do anything other than URA on repeat until I get my Creek to get like everything I need.
>>582572585at the beginning of the scenario to learn how it works
>>582572585you luck into umazing GPs and a finished legacy early into the process which frees up borrows for TT.
Is this even good? Last skill is on our way to our dream
>>582572462
Weeb wonder...
>>582572801…?
>>582572585whenever you have 30 minutes and enough wit cardsTT is just skill spam anyways
>>582570556
gn
>>582572880
>>582573226gwo?
>>582573226thank you bubblecum fellow.
>>582573339gwhat
/uma/ can you promise me you'll not get as bad as /wowfg/
>>582571973both sluts
Is the horse game anon here?i want to see if the name i picked ended up winning something
>>582573491this thread will be fine, don't worry gwo
I saw Grass Wonder putting a teaspoon of sugar on her green tea dess
>>582571995>managed to catch this week's Sunday DAAHBYYIPEEEEE
>>582573491it already is
>>582573205gn
>>582573595what are horses?
imagine /uma/ in five yearsoh my god
>>582573719when all the trannies have left? would be nice
>>582573491what happens there
>>582573680absolutely not
I don't have Front cards or parents. Can I still bullshit a VBourbon that will do decently?
How did Temu Opera O manage to get into the game? Was it a package deal with someone more prominent? Nepo baby?
>>582573719I want to make a trip to the hokkaido farms. Its probably not gonna happen...
>>582573719imagine all the uncs posting here now that will be dead by then
How can I tell when I should be using SR or N over my base SSRs? I was leveling a bunch of these normals I have and some of these have pretty big training effectiveness.
I had a dream about the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe for some reason. Golden Tempo was there and won. Not sure what he was doing there. Not sure why I dreamed about the l'Arc. Umamusume.
>>582573718
>>582571098>>582571203i think her costume is the best ever releasedshe's so damn hot
>>582573856>inner circles already formed>circlejerking all around>horny posts and schizopostsit already is lad
You know what?Fuck you.>unglasses your donkey
>>582573205Goodnight bwo>>582573658Though I have to eep now as well
>>582573837asmongold buttlicking and right vs left politic wars
>>582573924wtf T.M. Opera O looks very cute
>>582573491We just had a 30 hour melty over something far more trivial than the shit that's going on with WoW Forever.>>582572585Either recruit in your CM aces or just sneak one in every week. If you really optimize them they'll last one full scenario.
>>582574172jesus christ how horrifying
>>582571696heeeey newcutie, wanna have fun tonight??
>>582574063Can you give her a more modern hairstyle next?
>kitasan and creek didn't finish their chains
>>582573910YeppersIf you grind out parents for a couple weeks
>>582574368had a run earlier where 3 of maya's chains finished, but jordans didn't one timeso unplayable
>>582574063>individual looks better when you can obfuscate their face significantlymany such cases.
Gold City sex?
>>582571897like what the officer cup?lollmao even
does happy miku show up again in any scenarios
>>582574063
>>582572925
>>582574512Sex with the cities.
>>582574562yeah
>>582574562no
>>582573924He got in because saigemusu ran out of good horses to put in and so this silver collector got on their radar. His dad (neo universe) was already in the game so why not.
>>582574063>>582574486>>582574567>>582574617sex with espo, ignore the rest
>>582571696There are a lot of things that get scored during the race with the main ones being high placement, skill activations, and hitting her unique. Then those points receive multipliers and get added up. There are plenty of guides that are mixed in quality, but as long as you choose umas that consistently trigger their ult and train them with good stats and skills you'll do well.Opponent bonus is by far the biggest factor in terms of raw points for class 6 retainers, but I don't recommend witmaxing unless it's for a strong account that's shooting for top 100.
>>582574621>>582574663
>>582574562
>>582574617>espoir city is a nothingburger dirt slutwhat a shame.
Bros this is soul crushing.
Hey
>>582574562they beat her to death in unity. sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIZpWrK8xo&t=16s
>1-6th 0.45 current speed 0.3 accel perfect proc accel for everything Japanese medium/long raceWHAT IS WRONG WITH CYGAMES?
>>582572585try less hard in cmthe last few % wins are very diminishing
>>582574986Phimoticphallus...
>582574986Kill yourself
what would happen to Meek if her IRL counterpart becomes a uma
>>582575075I just want a Creek parent that has like, at least 4 of the 9 sparks I'm looking for, and I'm just getting >>582574946 for the past 40 or so runs.
>>582574063Still cute as a button.
>>582574986OISU
>>582574394No time and I'm not bothering. Bobo is cute but I have squat for fronts outside Kitasan and Seiun
>>582575129obsessed
I want to cum inside umankos
ah great he's here now
>>582575073but why
>>582575073>Wtf why are triple crown umas strong as fuck?>What do you mean that's just like real life?
>>582574923RapeFuckMarry and make loveSexFornicate
>>582575072https://youtu.be/KHocVRUlvkk?t=41
>>582574946My personal pain today was finding out I finally finished my full rotation of 3/3 GPs when I realized that for the Grass I finally got 3/3 on had I had picked the parent that had herself as a GP meaning I fucked the affinity
>>5825739242nd in both Arima and Japan Cup is nothing to scoff at.There's a reason she's a 3* despite having no graded wins.
>>582575198who for and what sporks
>>58257199530 minutes left before we begin!
>>582574697holy fucking cute
>>582575198getting SS on all my runs it usually takes me 50 rerolled runs for something good good luck in the grind
>>582574261yurr
How many plats do you have, /uma/? What win rate are you hoping to achieve at the end of the zodiac series?
>>582575357>>582575398Orfevre was supposed to be the 2000m+ generalists, not too OP but versatile. But they went too far with that one, they gave her an ult stronger than Festive Miracle and on top of that insane evosAnd of course she works as both pace/late
>>582575506>There's a reason she's a 3* despite having no graded wins.
>>582575509For Rob RoyRight-handed, Winter Runner, Maverick, RS speed mood stam (first two are in a GP), Wet condition, My True Strength (borrow has 8*) and literally any one of the 6 healing skills that I keep learning. The first 3 I don't have any sparks for so I'm trying to get those plus any 1 of the ones I listed after.
Fuck Dober
Dober childbirth
>>582575506There are horses who won those races and haven't gotten in though.
>>582574617Did the actual horse tap dance?
Filling Dober with my filthy male seed
>>582575672blessed be all the JP artists who obsessively draw the same character for years.
>>582575073>epipee + efforia + wit card + thispacegawds are getting fucking MILKED
men
OHIMBAS
>>582575956do you need those for build? her unique looks easy to trigger. if i make a parent at all its for the unique and the rest is whatever.
>>582573924All horses deserve to be in tbe game
>>582576389It's for a very specific list of skills, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>582576378Just call them mares, man.
Why did Cygames make Happy Meek and Bitter Glasse so perfect and then not let us train them
>>582575813I think 1 or 2I don't care about platinums, I prefer the simple "Eclipse" title
>>582576719your party dash?
F-Falco.... suyaa....
>Pushed my cock against my phone screen while tributing Curren>Left a cock shadow on the screenTried to clean it but it won't go away
>>582576897post it nonny~
>>582576897Teiobro...
>>582576897you have to use water or a basic cleaner at least
I've been so focused on rating points that I totally forgot to consider skill points. How many SP is all of this? I think I'm only getting like ~1600 a Unity run.
I look like this
>>582576868Even though I know this is a trap, I will touch my trainee while she pretends to sleep
>>582577210
>>582577146heavily depends on your discounts, fast learner helps so get that
>>582577178
>>582577467People should be nice to Biwa
>>582577146depends on the hint levels but at first glance I dont think youre affording that with 1600. at least not at base costs. I may be wrong tho
Musuderb
>>582572491Shiraoki-sama doesn't approve of rape
>>582577146Like 2000.
>>582571290wtf rbg chads
>>582576897pictures or didnt happen
>>582572491I should do some soul searching and figure out what Uma I like least.
>>582576483is this some groundwork thing
>>582577956It does feel good, the trick is to shoot yourself on the head with a .45
>>582577956lore accurate fukupost... waow...
>>5825779567.62x51 MUST feel good
>>582577956Nah, you're just hungry
>>582577956damn the miko scenario really did a number on fukusisters
>>582577956I feel the same but with stabbing myself and try to avoid knifes so I don't do something funny. There is no itch so yeah, avoid guns.
>>582577956
>>582571995Starting now!Sprint race first!
Post your Bogchamp ace
>>582578267>7shiraoki...?
>>582578132they've always been like that.
>>582578032My personal least favorite is ArdanShe is pretty, but she stands out so badly in every scene she is in and is so boring compared to the rest of her gen
>>582578298Nishino Flower wins the Sprint race!Mile in 5 minutes!
>>582578332Wrong general dumbass
>>582577956I think being loved would scratch that itch for me better than just painting the ceiling
>>582578032it's ryan
>>582578332Why the fuck did you take both left and right, or did you run out of things to spend skills on?
>>582578513Ardan is a weak one yeah, and easily the least interesting Mejiro so far (unless she's interesting in her career story which I wouldn't know about). I don't dislike her though. The only one I dislike is Grass Wonder. She just grates on me.
>>582578032Tickezo for sure
>>582578524Mile race is starting
>>582578032When I did the umasorter thingamajig it told me my least favourite was nishino furawa and yeah, pretty accurate.
>>582578267forgot to write, i've always thought that the rope would feel warm and kinda nicealso 67 WAHEYYYYYYY
>>582578558>metro moth>>582578709切れ者 9.8k SP
>>582579215you literally can't speak japanese retard
>>582579029Tokai Teio wins the mile race!Medium in 5 minutes!
>V still pretending he plays JPwill this never end, are we really stuck with him forever
>>582579351unironically yes unfortunately
>>582579351sorry anon, you will have to marry him and have kids wth him you are stuck until the day you both die together at an unspecified old ageblame your karma, better luck next cycle
>>582579314Kino podium
>>582578267>7
>>582579452i want to have sex
>>582579351Nah, trannies always chase the next thing to gain attention from. Eventually it's going to disappear to cgl or some shit.
Hey janny you faggot if you're here deleting random posts maybe delete the avatarfag too?
>>582579029Medium is starting!
>>582579452point of this? yeah no shit physics break the moment you force them to run at 60, when they're audited for a locked 30also im horny
>>582579779He has been here for 5.5 years, if anything the one who will disappear it's you
>>582572491gonna rollthe most = Super Creekthe least = biko pegasus
>>582579737>737
>>582579883>He has been here for 5.5 yearslmao
>>582579779Trannies at my /cgl/? How the mighty have fallen...
>>582579883Been on the site for 22 years. These pests will eventually disappear.
>>582579883woah that's crazy, like wowza frfr? he's deadass an og of the highest order? let me get on my knees and make sure to blow him promptly, lest his ire falls upon me
>3 bad moods in a rowthat's not marvelous at all...
>>582579998V is an unironic newfag though
>>582579883You will never be an oldfag V
>>582579859Mejiro Dober wins the Medium Race!Longslop in 5 minutes
>>582579883>5.5 yearsthere is no way that's true, that's barely covid era
>>582580127DOBER VICTORY LETS GOOOOO
>>582579351have you considered just not giving him attention
>>582579887thank you shiraoki!
>>582579887Congrats on goo goo babies!
>>582580154you think people would go on the internet and tell lies?
>>582579831obsession
>>582579998>Been on the site for 22 yearsThe fact you think this is a win is so pathetic and sad lol
>>582580219Why do her eyes look like that
When does the next uma banner drop? Is it at the new day reset on the 29th?
>>582580345because she will go no mercy
>>582580386banner reset us at banner reset time, 10 minutes from now on the 29th
>>582580127mid race pdm goes crazy
glad janny banned those chuds so we could get back to on-topic V posting
>>582580386banner reset is always 7h after daily mission reset
/uma/ is weak!
>>5825724917 = Kawakami Princess4 = Tokai Teio
>>582580489Is playing cyberpunk required reading to post in /uma/ now?
>>582580127Longslop is starting
>>582580525Smooch
next bread will be of similar quality
>>582580219i will wear the onesie...
>>582580116
>>582580489what happened? i might have missed it
>>582580557no but V for Vendetta is
>>582580569Kill yourself V
>>582580603it will be worse because the marvelous races will be over
>>582580470>>582580504oh rightSo the banner will start 48 hours and 7-ish minutes from now? asking because that will be the 30th for me so that makes it a little ambiguous
images can win
>>582579314>3rd>>582580127>2nd
>>582580078>awfulaiiiieeee
>>582580752if you live in central europe (so banner reset is at midnight) or further east then yeah it'll be the 30th for you
THEY ARE SNOWBOARDING SHOES!!! THEY ARE MEANT TO BE USED WITH A SNOWBOARD!!!!! MEANING THAT IT'S SUPER COOL THAT SHE'S ABLE TO RUN IN THEM AT FULL SPEED!!!!!!!!!
lol
are we getting the new banners in 5 minutes or is it tomorrow I dunno if I need to update the OP
>>582580713gonna fluff the shit out of her pretty hair
>>5825724917 - Air Groove4 - Air Shakur
>>582580568Kitasan black wins the long race!The last race for the week, the dirt race, will commence in 5 minutes!
>>582580713>exposed armpit
>>582580752game always gives dates and times in UTC, even if their choices of times are based on JST
>>582580958we always get an image with the new banner info the day before, the image has not dropped yet so the banners are not today
>>582578524After such a poor performance in the officer cup she decided to winI love sprints
>>582580880
>>582581063yeah I was confused why's there no imagewas just thinking 1 day ahead ogey no updating thenoh no wait we're getting the dream team event
>>582579314YEEESSSS
>>582581110Good job dacchi!
>>582580713damn bro she even painted the inside of her ears to match the color scheme
>>582581251Sexo
>>582580835Ok thank you >>582581056I couldnt find it on the notices page so I was unsure if we had a concrete date other than the speculative timeline
>>582581231Thanks bwo!
>>582581014This is gonna hurt
>>582581251no more Rickey
>>582581014well well get ready for 7 centimeters anon
>>582581281Sschedule is linked in the OPIt also says Sep 28th, so it'll be on the 29th for you
>>582581281thats not wokka she could never be that cool
>>582581014
>>582581016Dirt Race starting!
>>582580630you can check the archive there's no drama it's literally just jan randomly getting triggered out of nowhere
kino event is up
>>582581110Now that I think about it paces too can go free speed bourbon as the 3rd speed card for free concentration
holy shit that hishiama
Best uma for ASMR?
>>582581716>>582581716>>582581716added playlist to umayuru and updated eventsleaving the last image for marvelous bwobwead
>>582581251RICKI RAAKI
awww i was rooting for acute
>>582581687Almond Eye basically does asmr for her trainer in her career story. Aside from that any of the umas with soft voices like Creek or Suzuka.
>>582581616Hishi Amazon Wins the Dirt race!Thanks everyone for joining in!May you have a wonderful, lucky week ahead!See you next time!MARVELOUS!!!
>>582581434Oh, that schedule is from official sources? I thought it was just an image version equivalent to uma moe's timeline. Good to know
>>582581854Thank you for hosting!!
>>582581854THANK YOU FOR HOSTING THESE
>>582581854Thanks for hosting
Getting started in Dream Team is a lot harder when you need 15 wins to scout something lmao
>>582581957Yeah thats the official schedule they post at the start of every month on twitter
>>58258185415th on late race to 1st is crazy
>>582581014Gulp
>>582572491Lemme spin7 for Digitan4 for Curren-chan.
Derbimus
>>582581251No.
