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stop, woomy time
#yeblivesmatter
sniffing woomy pits
GGs open
GGs open.
Ggs open
GG open, thanks for joining the internet test open
Sponsor a woomveem 2day /ink/
>>582568869Forgot the picture oopsie
>>582569243Good woomies
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
>>582569438also don't be gullible
>>582569438I'll start some drama right now. You haven't posted your ceph, that's the reel fishue
My woomy found out how many teehees are too many teehees.
1king anyone?
My best move yet
>>5825701191king? Count me in
>>582570202room made
>>582570119WAIT FOR ME
>>582570335too late squidbro.......
>>582570171lol
>>582570473I'm trizooking myself, I'll name you as the reason
>>582570119one more?
>>582570741the room is open, if you're still with us
>1 special leftSay sike right fucking now
>>582571110ill be with you, always
who is c?
SR 4/4
>>582571207you make me blush anon
>Lid clipped me out of bounds under the stageHOW
>>582571265I never got into homestuck.
>this wayplease don’t.
>>582572272i keep forgetting you guys aren't brainless retards
I don't know what homestuck is
>>582572856/co/mblr shit.
>>582569243Good cephs
I ORDERED 7 BIGSHOTS NOT 6
>>582573519How are you making these?
>>582574014With love anon
>two regular wave 1 failssquigga plz
>>582573519Good cephs indeed.
>>582493853>>582493853well? someone make art of me already im not nono or kold so why am i not getting free art teehee i steal other peoples signature outfits
>>582574014hes hacking report him to nintendo for illegal modification
>>582574014When you believe in woomy anything is possible
GG fishers
>>582575641>one specialdo /ink/ers really
>>582573519>>582575641ugly ass cephs kys
>>582574365I make mistakes in the heat of passion, anon>>582575641GGs Fisherwooms
GGs fisk, Dynamo is a literal ball and chain and I hate it lol
>>582575720>He expects customization in SRStop larping lil bwo
>>582571979If you play with /ink/ you get sent to HELL
>>582573519>>582575641Beautiful cephs
Shout out to this one guy who "Fresh!"es me every single time I start playing ranked
>>582577525>Nails
what if cephs have found old pictures and are trying to replicate random human things like nail polish tho
>>582577807what do you think the colored fingers are for
Good night /ink/
>>582581571Good night good woomy
>>582581571Rest well anon.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>582582814I wish my mom gave me better genes, I just want to be able to suck my tits while I'm on the computer
my woomy shredded her flops and now believes she hears the voice of nogami
1king fish?
>>5825837471king fish.
>>5825837471king fsh
>>582583860>>582583897Opening.
ggs 1kingers sorry I played like I was braindead
Stupid scale reward, GGs.
GG's Slammers
Any1 want to slammin in the dark
i get it, getting on the tower in overtime is pretty scary when im inkstriking it, what if it suddenly has friendly fire you know
>>582586313itadaki why do you hide names
>>582586440feels rude not to
>>582586440i'm insecure
>>582586578too late
>>582586556it's only rude if it's your fellow /ink/ers.
I will join /ink/er lobbies in Splatoon 4
My woomy will keep undulating in Splatoon 4.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>582590035shore
>>582591996opened
>>582593275coming just finished my x game
gloogs are hard but i like em, cant deal with the wall ink consumption tho
a veemo and spamming ouch name a more iconic duo
>>582594221weehee
Like a phoenix he shall rise again
I wish I could carry this hard in Anarchy
>>582596863Do you suppose they'll make Anarchy Modes in 4 where it uses Gears instead of Sub?
>>582597131Why are you asking me like I work for Nintendo?
idk why i suddenly got possessed by the ghost of x rank future
i should rank reset to B+ just to feel like i have any amount of control
>>582597857You have no control, anywhere.
I will regain control and everything will follow my rhythm
I bet i'd improve real quick if after every loss streak shiver gave me a lap pillow and told me nice things
GGs SH, Gotta eat
>>582599570GGs br
what do e-liter and .52 gal actually add to the game
>>582602256Its the rage generator.
>>582602256ingame tilt
I played a TTRPG today. I wish there was a woomy TTRPG.
This game refuses to allow me to play it
my woomy found two other bad woomiesthey formed a bad woomy triad
>Bad map in all 5 modesScorchSturgeonShipshapeRoboLemuria Hub>Good map in all 5 modesHagglefishMahiUmamiBluefin MarlinUrchin
>>582608881Robo SZ and CB is good.Mahi anything but SZ is dogshit.Bluefin is dogshit all around, but especially CB.Marlin RM feels weird to play.Urchin CB is abysmal.
My woomy is a bimbo.
>>582608881Eeltail suspiciously missing from the all good category
will take one very simple drawing request
>>582609821shredded flops
>>582609821a woomy with absolutely massive fucking floppers
>>582609782you will stop this meme this instantclam blitz eeltail is unfuckingplayable
>>582608881>mahi good in all 5next time you bait dont make it too obvious like this, enjoy the (you)
>>582610151The joy of slamming a power clam from the top rope? Unplayable?Now that's just poppycock.
Nice little milestone. I stopped playing for a few weeks because I got stuck, today I cleared 15 floors with very few retries.
>>582610350Mahi is very good in all modes tho (ironically weakest in Turf). It was even better before remodel.
>>582610447it has several of the worst chokepoints in the entire gamedon't even get me started on how bad lockouts can be on SZ
Squid Sisters and Deep Cut are probably going to be parents in the next few games.Off The Hook technically already are parents.
>>582609979please don't report me
You all seem like a happy bunch maybe I should stop lurking and join your games once I reach S+
>>582613169wonderful
>>582613229Gambatte new friend, you can make it!
>>582613229You don't have to wait until then, but if it makes you feel more confident in playing with /ink/ go right ahead.
>>582613734I don't want to be a burden I want to prove my worth
>>582602256eliter is the series's apex predator that's saving you from far, FAR more degenerate backlines.52 is the series's resident anti-bullshit weapon, whenever a game degenerates into spamming win button specials and turn-taking subs (3/3 hits so far), it remains the last bastion of honest footsies to combat it
>>582613915Here's your (You).
>>582613229Sorry /ink/ is full.
I mean this week's pb was pretty crowded
>>582614619we can kick out some of the y*bw*yys to make room for more woomies
>>582614998We got rid of the fr***h we can get rid of all of them.
>>582613852Don't worry. We have plenty of people that are S+ like me that suck.
>>582613229Post your ceph and weapon, then we will decide your fate.
>>582614027they've got a mind of their own...
>>582614135no but reallyeveryone hates them but the game would've been much worse without them, 3 in particular because both of the things they are good at counteracting are particularly busted in 3if only there was something that could counteract tacticooler...
Good night /ink/2 down. More to go
>>582620546very nice job anon, you did great with the inkliningdo me next
>>582620682You can post your ceph and I'll try to find refs in archives. I still don't know how to run that program I see posted here, I'll try to figure it out someday
>>582613915just because e-liter is preventing more degenerate things from running wild doesn't mean it's acceptable, the entire thing from top to bottom needs an overhaul if backlines HAVE to be kept in check by one of the most polarizing weapons in the game.
E-liter needs recoil/stun and greyed inktank after firing. It should not be this spammy.
>>582621598Adapt
splatoon 4's only meaningful change from 3 will be the removal of chargers as a class
aerospray is fun actually?the fact that you can't tell if it will hit the opponent unless your close enough to smell them is greatit's a quantum weapon. who needs to aim? certainly not me
Short floppers but big woobies
>>582622516aerospray used to be fun to play at times because you know whoever you killed in higher ranks would probably get tilted and try to come back and focus on you for payback, but it just struggled so much against people who properly knew how to stay their distance/outspeed you... which since 3 came out means the latter is anyone who has tacticooler effects so yeah
>>582622516just because it doesn't reward aim doesn't mean you don't have to aim thobut not having problems getting close enough to sniff them is great, it's one of the most mobile weapons in the game>>582621285yes but actually no, not really, eliter is rather healthy regardless of the metaif the meta has strong backliners it keeps them in check and slows the game back down, if it doesn't then eliter is liable to getting outpaced itselfthe backline space still needs an overhaul, but eliter is the kind of cornerstone weapon that can remain untouched and slot into metas of any power level because of how focused it is>>582621598it's already one of the slowest, lowest uptime, lowest paint and lowest special output weapons in the game (and the specials aren't good either)all you have to do is play faster and force it to waste its low but extremely high value effectit's kind of like a walking special, you just forgot that specials used to be cancellable- and eliter is still cancellable
>>582623928with aero you gotta adopt a passive-aggressive playstyle. you're an annoying little critter that will either smack them in the face if they don't back up or take all their turf and waste their time if they do. if they back up, stay right out of their range and wave your schlong to take their shit. if they try to chase you down, back up to lure them and then punish them for overextending. if they are oblivious, toss a fizzy/burst at them and watch them squirm as you are suddenly a 3-shot with deceptively long range and acurate 4 initial shots.
if i become a thread celebrity will girls show me their floppers
what is the most fun metagame in Splatoon?metagame in this context being the creating of a game within the game to have fun for fun's sake.drawing hearts with a brush and you win if one is completely intact by the end.Or on the boat stage, trying to ink the opposing team's lifeboat.in salmo, I'll demote myself to profresh 1 or 2 and see how many eggs I can deliver next to the basket but not in, trying to get 0 delivered eggs but as many assists as possible.every now and then, it's nice to just mess around. Keeps me from becoming a miserable tryhard.
>>582626116taunting eliters/tristringers with terrible aim
>>582626289how do you win that game? that's more like pinging the opposing team's backliners with angle shooter as a taunt. which I guess is still a metagame if you spend the match doing it...Getting a Splat an opponent while leaping out of bounds into a pit or water is a classic. Makes for some fun videos.
I saw two players, on opposing teams, each on the top part of the spinning things on d'Alfonsino.I thought they patched the jump to get up there.I even tried again in recon, and couldn't make it.How did they get up there?
You're a kid now.
>>582628276Can't you check the replay?
>>582626526You keep dodging until they give up
>>582623153My woomy is flat and a floplet
>>582628757I played a bunch of matches afterwards, thinking nothing of it. "I'll look it up, later. The info will be easy to find, it's probably something to do with beacons." but then couldn't find anything recent.Then I forgot about it for two weeks until the conversation of metagaming/messing around came up.
>>582629520Rip, do you remember their weapons? I'd guess it's possible with triple splashdown or this kind of special?
>>582622516Are we seriously entertaining the fr*nch's autism for this weapon? It's just kit spam and turf control. You can never hit what you shoot at if it starts moving the main is shit.
>>582630192>Outranges and out-aims Sploosh which requires frenchkissing distance
>>582629635It was two weeks ago. I think... some kind of charger? Like, they both had chargers and were messing around pointing it at one another, but they couldn't actually shoot each other because the distance was too great.I'm not 100% sure, though.
>>582630270Sploosh has good strafe it can easily outmaneuver it.
>>582630343I wonder if the jump can be made with kraken?or layering beakons and jumping to them at the right time to clip the barrier. certainly you can't just place a beakon under the rotating arm and then wait to jump to it when the arm is over it. I'm pretty sure, despite the jump animation, you mechanically just appear where the beakon was placed, going through any obstacles in the way.
>>582629635>>582631145It can be done with triple splashdown at the same jump point. It's not patched yet.
You like woomiesDon't you anon
>>582612080OTH are only allowed to be 'parents' because their 'child' is a program and they're dykes, so therefore neither of them can be 'defiled' even though they slam clams every night.If Callie, Marie, Shiver, Frye and/or any of the protags ever had a kid, which is already very unlikely, there'd be no fucking way this series would ever tell us who the father is.They'll give Big Man a kid though, 100%, because he's a meme that no one takes seriously, they'll call him Lil' Man or Big Boy and he'll carry a cartoon lollipop with him.
>>582635214where are her eyes?
>>582635252>bowl/himecut slop with the same five pieces of gear*yawnnnnnn*
>play x-rank>get three sub .5 kda players across two gamesMan.
>>582635323Deep Cut are dykes
>>582639256Big Man is NOT a dyke
>>582635214
>>582639310>>582635214>can't see eyebrowsIt's a yeb
>>582639370>Buying your yebby breast implants because he asked
I think of you as less of a human if you coordinate 4-man teams for turf war of all things
>>582640471This unless it's with /ink/ doe
>>582597131Gadgets are just subs, except: >are independent of weapons>are on cooldown instead of using ink>you can have multipleI can't imagine how they could implement them without screwing up the fundamental gameplay. Weapons no longer having fixed kits would just lead to more autistic minmaxing meta. Not using ink and having multiple would cause further catastrophic power creep.I think we could keep the current main-sub-special kits, but maybe add one gadget to choose from. But even that would make balancing an order of magnitude more complicated. So at best some of the gadgets could be rewoeked as new subs (or specials), without changing how weapon kits work in general.
>>582621936I don't know what this means but uninteractive gameplay should be removed so I'd be fine with this
>>582639256Shiver and Frye are not lesbos if Pearl and Marina are.I don't even think the Hohojiros would let Shiver be gay, they'd probably exile her for it if they'll do the same for the Engineer engineering.
>>582641607Shiver isn't gay, she's canonically just immensely lonely and struggles to hold friendships down and the internet can't see two people of the same gender being remotely acquainted without shipping themWhat she definitely is though is a huge fujo
>>582641607>don't even think the Hohojiros would let Shiver be gayand? why would she care what they think when she barely speaks about them and lives alone
>>582635252
>>582642438Is that the right hair for the denim cap woomy?
>>582642438>WCome back...
>>582641965your headcanon is shit, my headcanon is based and yuripilled.
>>582642715Why can't she be bothShe's already this close to being disowned for bringing shame to the Hohojirou name
>>582642438You gave Y the wrong hairstyle.
>>582642709>>582642824Fuck give me a minute ill redo it, cap is also facing the wrong way
>>582642804desu i already see deep cut as being rebels even whilst they're "trad" themedso it wouldn't be out of the question for them to bend their clan traditions even more.
reverse trap woomy that gets kicked from the group because they thought she was a yebby
>>582641607>Bringing up that troon faggotry where Pearl and Marina are lesbosJesus fucking Christ, it's not and never will be canon, you fucking retard, cry me a fuckin' ocean, lmao.
>>582644070okay octoaori
>>582644070It is canon doe, it's not just Treehouse faggotryThe Japanese localization uses the explicit word for romantic love (not platonic, not familial, not general) to describe Marina's feelings for PearlWhether those feelings are reciprocated (which they aren't stated to be anywhere) is a different story
>>582644070I don't know why you're so insecure about playing this faggot game.
>>582644070have you played side order by any chance
>>582646416>expecting contrarians to actually own anything pertaining to the source material
>>582644852>>582644992>>582646416>"B-but muh Troonhouse faggotry">Bringing up "M-muh localization"Again: You faggots rushed in from the retard zone and flooded Splatoon with your faggotry the second they let you Twitterfaggot leftfags into the goddamn series and now that Nintendo's pretty much slammed the door on that shit and banning it all, you flood these fucking threads with your tardfag horseshit with nothing but horseshit fanonfaggotry.>>582644824>"M-MUH NAMEDROPPING"LAH MAO, throw yourself out of the fuckin' gene pool and take your namedrop schizoposting with you.
>>582646686buddy your twitter account is embarassing
>>582620546I forgot to ask because it was late night, but is there anything I can improve here?
>>582646976Not as embarrassing as your existence or the fact that you're mostly likely a trooncord schizofaggot.
>>582646686Marina's a fictional character. She won't let you tap no matter if she's lesbian or not because you'll never be on the same side of the 4th wall
>>582646686The fanonfaggotry is stuff like Shiver being a genderspecial. We literally have an official yuribait manga diegetically ascribed to Marina herself by one of the major artists for the games. There is no remotely viable character analysis where she is not down horrendous for Pearl, even if reciprocity gets nothing nearly as hard.
same shit, different thread
>>582647169>yuribait manga>by one of the major artists for the games>Not officially fucking endorsed or even supported by Nintendo fucking anywhereI will continue to mock and laugh at you.
>>582646686I am highly amused by this post. I can't help but imagine some fat neckbeard screaming at his monitor about fucking casuals.
>>582646686what an embarrassing post
And we chased nono away for this
>>582647810octoaori posts like once every month, it's a filler episode.
>>582647318The bonus manga in question, published in volume 10 of the officially-licensed CoroCoro manga:https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Dear_PearlThe guy who made it, who does in fact work at Nintendo and has directorial influence as of Splatoon 2:https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Seita_InoueAnd was announced by the official Twitter account, in Japanese, with the fourth-wall-breeching language typical of "primary" lore materials:https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1188743955325702144>Today, Shogakukan released volume 10 of the comic 『Splatoon』. The "X Blood" arc, which will determine the king of serious matches, is also at its peak! This time, as a bonus, there is a Japanese translation (6 pages in total) of the manga "DEAR SENPAI" by Iida = Marinade, which I obtained in secret.This is as official as it is possible to get without actually being put in the games.
>>582647065Looks mostly fine/decent. Pretty cool art.
>>582647318Inoue is also a dev on top of being the lead artist and oversaw Raiders' development doebeit
>Muted anons still being retarded and screeching about Pearlina>Even malding and seething at me while I laugh at their feeble fanon horseshitNintendo just needs to come out and say it's "non canon" already just so I can laugh even harder.
>>582646976Koldschizo should stalk this lolcow instead.
>>582648248I actually like this outcome in the image. With the added arc of Marina being a mess so she throws herself to her adopted little brother, Eight.
>>582648418Mario and Peach isn't "canon"Neither are Link and Zelda
>>582642969>>582635252fixed
>>582648684eight's more like her retarded son but pearl got custodynow all she has is smollusk but he's not real
>>582647810Nono would agree with octoaori and they'd shit the thread together, we made it more bearable by eliminating one of them
I know I'm jumping ahead but I feel like the DLC for splat 4 will be with Eight and with the theme of his Past. I know he left some friends over there.
>>582648687See, the first is just Nintendo making yet another retarded decision. The second, well, it makes that infamous 'ZeLink' whatever dude that gets brought up on /v/ apparently mad, and I still don't really have the full story on why it causes them to sperg the fuck out.
>>582648858Malon VVONPearlina shippers VVONAchtrannies BTFO
>>582648797It was just the one event that traumatized Eight, that's how Pearl got quiet custody. Eight had to smile through it all because he doesn't know better.
>>582648941Don't talk shit about my cuck wife!
>>582648941>MalonBased and correct.>PearlinafaggotsThe biggest, most malding loserfaggots on this godforsaken planet and nothing they screech about will ever be canon, ever. Nintendo will never make it official just to appease you and would, in fact, laugh at these retards. They don't give a FUCK about 'em.>Achtrannies...HAHAHAHAHAHAwhat? Acht is female, you blithering fool, what rock have you been living under?
All i know is that pearlinafags are annoying shitters that lost the grand festival
my opinion: the bestest opinion: listen to me:marina is pretty hot
>>582649370This. This fact makes me smirk with glee. Pastbros winning feels great.>>582649427I mean, nobody is really disputing that fact, anon. No-one.
>>582649536exactly, that's why my opinion is the superiorest one
shivrye won
>>582649283>jibun
>>582648765now this is a good picture with good woomies.
>>582649586You don't mind if I begin using the word "superiorest" whenever I chat with friends, hopefully?>>582649793Did you just keyboard smash or have a stroke, anon?
>>582648765this is awesome, very good
>>582649887are you on the spectrum by any chance
>>582650004you're on a splatoon board anon, what do you think
>>582649793>>582649887wo korose
>>582648765sniffable woomy feets
Just a quick reminder for /ink/, if someone uses caps lock on the internet, they're beyond livid and you should only ever engage with them at that point to see if it's possible to piss them off even more.
>>582650004Lol, that's irrelevant>>582650114That anon doesn't think at all, truth be told>>582650186>More gibberish
>>582650651so you are
>>582650651What did you think of the true ending to Raiders
>>582650617he talks like an underage trying way too hard to fit in
>>582651328I currently don't own Raiders, I'm more focused on fucking off forever from Canada sometime next year before I get the game
>>582623153Wish this artist took commissions.
>CanadaRangeban ALL French speakers
>>582652994Lol, I despise the French half of Canada, I live on the West coast where it's equally shit which is why I'm hellbent on leaving
>nono "leaves" but is obviously still here, but has made improvements on not being so obnoxious so noone is complaining >meanwhile kold went on another missionary trip somewhere for his mormon church and the thread shitpost flinging, drama, schizoposting and pb bitchposts has basically went down to 0is this not fucking obvious to you retards already the problem has been the underage twitter tourist??
>>582650617I don't see a single caps lock post in the thread so I'm guessing my filters work as intended
>>582653197See, I never understood the entire whatever this is and such. qrd?
>>582653704Schizophrenic delusions, pay no attention.
>>582654124Fair enough.
>>582653704>>582569438
>>582653704R&I.
>>582653197I say this then notice all the shitposts above so he came back from his weekend mormon missionary trip fuck the thread was good while it lasted>>582653704Basically there's an underage tourist from twitter that just shits up the thread with shit nobody cares about like begging for free art, porn, gossiping, complaining and falseflagging as other people both here and on discord. He's been doing this since splat3 launch and the tranny mods/janitors defend him for some reason. He always just ruins the mood and shitposts he doesn't even play at this point not even pbs
More schizophrenic delusions.
>>582653704https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/581964165/#581989013
>>582655173Holy shit, sounds horrifying. This will make avoiding them easier and such.
>>582655482none of this is true, the schizo has provided no proof towards his narrative.
>>582655436Jesus Christ, sounds far more horrifying and such than any horror movie.
>>582655662Just ignore any post mentioning "kold", "mormon", or "kek" from now on, those are the signs of a koldschizo post
>>582655482>and suchBack to your containment site
>>582655436>k and r are friends outsideThat is such a lie rainy still uses rp eliter because he doesnt care about kold, they do not interact at all especially outside this general. Fantasy even made a no rp pb after this blew up to appease kold for some reason hes always defending the one person that causes problems, but everyone agreed it was fucking stupid and that was stopped after 1 pb, fantasy still defends kold even after all the info about him spread I think fantasy is an unironic groomer because why would he not post pb pics for weeks when he sees kold shitting up the thread
>>582642438nice woomies
>>582656551
And now kold is going to spam porn and ugly Callie art to try and bury the criticism against him as usual so it's 100% him
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/455563138/#455603880Kold and Fantasy tried to block Rainy and Respawn Punisher from a random weapons pb
>582658215>Kold and Fantasy tried to *BRAAAAAAAAP*>They tried to- *BBBBRAAAAAAAAPPP*>And Resp-*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
>>582658493you will not silence us
>uslol
>>582658215https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/455563138/#455606794This post is Fantasy trying to justify targeting Rainy and banning gear all because kold went and complained to him on discord we need to get rid of fantasy and kold
mfer is linking his own posts as proof and even then people told him to stfu lmao
>>582659495Just ignore it, he'll get banned eventually and then we'll do the same song and dance again tomorrow.
Short open?
>>582659824sure
>>5826598242/4
dumb veemlet
>>582660092may i join?
>>582660092ill play
>>582660512>>582660585Opening
>>582659495>peopleJust you kold>>582659595People will just not join your pb out of protest again fantasy, remember when people stopped joining and left early out of protest because kold was schizoing out as usual and you keep defending him? Remember how you felt then? Let's do that song and dance again
>>582661132BRAPPPPPPPP
We chased nono away but no koldschizo
>>582648765>>582642438Did someone change the hat on drizzle's preset? It's supposed to be the takaroka mesh hat.
Amazing mode design.
open rotation of doom and despair
yeesh this is roughbut what can you expect from some of the worst cb maps in the game
Sometimes rotations like these make mrme wish mister reefslider was still around
ggs open!dreadful rotation
>that CB rotation>shipshape RM right afterMaybe the wage cage was placed here to protect me from self-harm.
GG's open
GGs openers
how is it ggs when you kept bitching
>>582663918dont start avatarfagging please im starting to get fatigue of your ceph
Nono but woomy with a festival mask
>>582665138you don't even own the gameyou probably don't even know which /ink/er that isand even if you do it's not like you've played in a room with /ink/ to care
I am the most important and prestigious /ink/er of all time. Yes, the one with the good woomy.
>>582664903>dont post clips from the pb that tries to make other /ink/ers look bad>posts s clip of you splatting one /ink/er then mocking another that fellSo is this guy the only one allowed to break pb etiquette?
>>582658493Your art is beautiful
>>582665138She’s a Woomy, so it’s all good.
wow im dogshit at this game
>>582665750Congratulations, you’re an /ink/er!
That's itOne more schizo and I'm selling ALL your woomies a wet market run by the Chinese
The Fr***h are to blame for everything
Are there mormons in Iceland? Is that's why Fantasy defends kold?
Fantasy betrayed nono for his clique friends by putting him in spectator mode and asking him to leave the pb
>incomprehensible tardbabble
Buggy japs swimming in my ink and shooting at me post mortem
The absolute state of the thread
We rejected our savior now we sufferfor eternity
>>582666491Be nice to L
the stench of the fr*nch still lingers in the thread
Does the BB give you the better 5 star weapons? Or can you still get one in Super Spicy levels?
>>582669712Nono isn't koldschizo.
>>582669876weapon drops remain the same regardless of where you raid, i recommend grinding out big crystal levels.
>>582669876the best places to farm are generally 97~99F if you're looking for high-tier drops (due to the sheer amount of high-tier salmon), or the crystal missions (easiest is baygull) if you want a longer uninterrupted session
Did anyone here ever make it to 1000F?
>>582670587Anon we can't make it out of B+ rank
>>582670587no you'd have to be crazy to subject yourself to that boring garbage of resetting floors and cheese strats
>>582670748I’m all for cheese.
>>582670587Most people I've seen talk about it have played to F400-450, which is where it starts getting rough. At least one person went for 600+. Overall it attracts very few people since there's effectively only one way to play it once you reach higher up.
>>582658493I keep forgetting about the few tamers requests I did FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582671162I'm one of those who got to 600+. It gets really mind numbing and knowing you don't even get anything the deeper you go makes it entirely pointless. The only single thing to gain from going past floor 100 is internet points.
>>582671517Do more next time
Is dualies the best shooter for Raiders?
If I was in BB with my team, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that floor and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to reach 1000F safely, don't worry.'
>>582671979im gonna blow my shit smoov off
>>582673093My wife and her wife (who's also my wife)
>>582673093B-but... th-they're s-s-s-supposed to be f-f-fr-frie-*BAAAARF*Antisissies... my molecules are falling apart...
>>582673093why her booty so tremendously BIG
>>582673093Imagine not having a friend you can lovingly gazing into while holding hands and it's all platonic.
>>582673982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvLdrfGwgg
>>582673627it's clearly a diaper
>>582673982genuinely me except with my sister
>>582673982Holding handsMaking out loudlyGetting marriedSucking each other offY'know, just platonic friend stuff
>>582674534it's only gay if you make it gay, gayass
>>582674534Having a familyGrowing old togetherAll platonically of course
I don't care much about off the hook I find Marina boring and their songs are shit and their fans are litteral twittertards
>1800 X powerIs there still hope for me?
>>582675736Better off than meThis season seems to be bad for a lot of people
>>582672140Best largely depends on what you prefer, really. Unless it is deep BB, anything works once upgraded.The real question is, are you ever going to find the weapon you want? Good luck with that!
>>582675891LMFAOOOOOOO
NO ONE is this good organically
>>582675736If X-rank had as many players playing as Series you'd be able to climb reliably. But with how few people play x-rank nowadays matchmaking is rough. I can't even bring myself to stomach that shit just for fun. I sure as fuck hope they don't separate X-Rank and regular ranked in the next game.
>>582675891How
>>582676220by being this badi'm already happy i'm no longer down there now
>>582676195I hope they doX rank is an earned luxury compared to the retards polluting open and series
>>582676373t. doesn't play x-rank
>>582676432You must be one of those tentaKEK poors. Get back to me when you've earned your Takoroka badge, loser
oh you just want attention just kill yourself already loser
why did they draw them like that
>>582676956Why aren't you?
>>582676956Because they're FUCKIN
>>582676195it's a little better in takoroka, but the main benefit is not so much getting better teammates but moreso getting more consistent teammates (like in Series) that also tend to have more balanced weapon layouts (if you have a backliner the enemy team will too)i dont mind it being a different mode but i despise the series system, it makes x power into just a win/loss counter which is useless and tiltingmake it change after every match, or at least don't throw away the real glicko change at the end of a series if the series result opposes the glicko change (ie after losing 2-3 you shouldve gone up in glicko, but instead you lose 25xp)
>>582676956why is the dark one so FUCKING ugly
>>582677465>>>/v/
>>582676956To prevent people from choosing Team Future
N*n* please end your pathetic life already
France should get rangebanned for a week to see how the thread goes
>>582678560
>>582678814
>>582679036
>>582679276
Floplet sex
>>582679506~SAH~
>>582678006...by drawing sexy characters groping one another?
>>582679760why are all floplets sluts
me? i like the silly ones.
>>582680000QUADS OF TACTICAL SEXUALITY
>>582681240nono btfo
>>582667516Not to stir drama, but how come when k is in the p, f never puts him on spectate often times skipping over him and instead puts others on spectate multiple times sometimes back to back?
>>582680115Lack of floppers makes them bland and flustered so they need to slut themselves out to stand out
>>582682302stop noticing things
>>582681718? How so
I've been keeping my woomy secret from /ink/
>>582684990most anti frye posts are him, he got exposed a while ago.
>>582686936Saying shit to piss off Gurkan?
>>582686936They're in the same discord together the one you got kicked out of mormon alongside rainy and the rest of /ink/ who dont like you
raiders wave 1 dlc soon
>>582688335It's not happening bud
>>582688335Didn't they say it wont be getting DLC?
>>582688335The only dlc I'd want is pvp.
>>582688335The employees said no. I would have like to have Seasoned Kings from 3, or some experimented fusion of the 3.
>>582688590No plans doesn't necessarily mean never ever, just that it wasn't something in mind from the start, as opposed to 3 where we knew the game was getting dlc before it even released.I wouldn't get my hopes up though, not that Raiders even needs it.
>>582689079Cope cope cope cope
We could still be getting something small for Raiders desu, but expansions or large dlcs are off the table.Personally I just want gems to be more accessible post game
>>582687107What?
>>582689506Him and Gurk used to share intimate moments before they broke up
how do i friend you guys on discord?
Nintendo: We currently have no plans to release Splatoon on the N64/ink/: There's a chance guys!
>kold and fantasy are now trying to tear the rest of /ink/ apart by increasing the falseflag shitpostspathetic, we won't join your pbs going forward
>>582690023You're already blocked from it frenchie
>>582689326What? I said Raiders doesn't need DLC.
>>582689782scent ;)
>>582689782One one these day the clique's leader will ask to gamechat you and then launch mario paint and draw his discord id for you to add
short open?
>>582691276sure
>>582691483room up
open 2/4
>>582691589knock
>>582691276knock
>>582691798join up
is T with anyone of you guys?
>>582692137yeah
I'm playing splatoon 3! I'm having a blast!
>>582692458@grok tell me something a /ink/er would never say
Double zap it is.
can i join
>>582693215wanna triple?
>>582693396full, sorry
>>582693396We blocked you
we like melody
>>582694187That's soup for the poor
>>582694187Very good enemy.
i forgot zap was so braindead as a weapon
>>582694745:(
>>582694745That's all automatic shooters.
>>582695135t. Never played Nozzlenose
>>582695252ah yes, my favorite automatic shooter
>>582695252Those are semi-autos L3 is only good at special spam anyways.
>>582695380what a diarrhetic opinionback to sentinel island with you savage
>>582695842Would
>>582695842OMGSISA
last match for me
>>582696158I'll join if the room is still going.
>>582696158Same. GGs.
ggs open!
>>582696526up
>>582696672>>582696696GG's open
>>582696696Wife
apartment update soon(tm)
GGs T
gggs
Egg?
Im too sixk to play splatoon aaaaiiiie
Battle of the dynAmos.
>>582705163>overtuned weapon for retards
>>582705163LOL WHY ARE YOU USING EMBERZ DYNAMO
>>582705163A battle for the ages.
>>582705163Remember The Dynamo
>>582705362I want to be able to misposition snipers when the rest of my team can't so I can actually move up and play the game.
you suck at the game
>>582706826That's old news buddy.
My woomy dresses with whatever she finds in a garbage bin
>>582707698we can tell, because your woomy st/ink/s!
My woomy was born in the trash she was unwanted, what people see as the garbage she sees as treasure. She grants unwanted things like her a second life.
You merely adopted the trash.Woomy was born in itMolded by itWoomy didn't see the freshness until she was already S+, by then it was nothing to her but unfresh.
>>582709591Better than the gamble of being raised by certain clueless freaks.
Yurifags need to find a gf
>>582711273Was he black
>>582711518……whats that supposed to mean?
>>582711518A white weyyo.
>>582711124that's not stopping the yuri though?
Waddup my squigga do you like fried tempora shrimp, squiddymelon and sea grape soda? Octos don't season dey food
>>582712520>changes color when you put ink on itThis could be a gold mine. Have a celeb like Callie spray her ink on a melon and you get people paying premium for a Callie touched melon.
>>582712520Putting "ink" "splat" and "squid" in front of damn near every noun, verb and adjective just reminds me of horse show.>You know, you can say "anybody", instead of anysquid? Frankly, I don't see what the point of that is. I would've known what you had meant if you had said anybody.>Seems to me that's the kind of thing everybody's doing just because everybody else is doing it, so...
>>582711640The universal truth
>>582714579I’ve been saying this for years but people here made fun of me and said I was a ponyfag.
>>582714991C'mon everywoomy smile smile smile
back from the hospital again who wants a shitty mouse drawing of their woomy
One day you won't come back
>>582715406draw me teehee
I was saying it in a joking manner but I'm actually taking drawing requests, that wasn't a falseflag.Please either post your ceph or a drawing request and I'll do my best in my weakened conditionmaking anons happy gives me hope in the hopeless world I'm enduring
>>582715721
>>582716182Have your woomy treating herself to something tasty.
>>582716182Anything with this yeb
>>582716920Why isn't he black
>>582716182can i get a frye chomping on big man's head
https://gamebanana.com/tools/23340hoian viewer 3.0 is out. lots of new stuff to play around with.
>>582719589>got trickedThanks
>>582719758?
Hosting quick open. Room open now
>>582719829Doesn't work on my machine. I'll probably have to wait a little bit longer for the page to update.
Room 3/4. You know what tondo
>>582719589>actual gear namesPraise Cod.>biskit still buggedDang.
>>582720229knock
>>582720505Opening
GGS shortfuse open! Thank you for joining. >>582722808Yes
>>582722995Opening.
>>582716698ice cream with reese's turtle shell syrupdecided to make her more like me, ended up drawing her in the exact situation I'm in currently
>>582723169oops, fixed a couple things and forgot to add my cane
>>582724102the cane is temporary right? Is pt and option?
>>582724241TL;DR, currently staying with my dad for the time being for mental health reasons. He lives next to a pond which I've been trying to walk around each day. There are some times where I'm able to walk without it for some distance, but not for long. I was making some pretty good progress but fell pretty bad as I was getting ready to go out again with my brother. Now I'm back to barely able to move a few steps without itdrawing the cane made me cry a little
>>582724584>blablabla offtopic blogpostYou really are artfag n*n*
>>582724584are there no professional physical therapists near you? also please be more careful
You should be talking about these things with family and friends and not a bunch of randoms on 4chan. Do better.
Just do it on the 'cord
>>582725465But anon... there is no 'cord...
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790472189504487.webm
>>582725315I mean there probably is but myself and my family are confident that I can overcome this without spending a bunch of money on a doctor because 'murican healthcare. I've already shown I can improve, just need to do it again. Also thank you, my dad is working on cleaning his house to make it more handicap friendly.
>>582725705LOU OUI I don't think blinking the minimaps ten times for half a second each gave you much insight
>>582725958>I don't think blinking the minimaps ten times for half a second each gave you much insightit does
>>582725705This is the first time Ive heard that yeb super jump voice and it sounds very fruity
>>582725902We get it you're french, in your thirties and you're sad we blocked you over a nintendo children game. Grow up you pathetic loser
>>582726436You're annoying.
>>582725902Please stop blogposting
>>582725902You've got a nice family anon, treasure them.
Just spam art you found on pinterest, we really do need twenty art images of woomy eating hamburger in a single thread.
ggs ez coho ez gold
>>582725902>>582724584Mods have been notified enjoy your vacation
>>582727872GGs, As-Salmu Aslayking. Great king and gold
Flap cap didn't get fixed.
>S+ series>prime burger hours>6 out of 8 matches (including one with a dc) against full or 3+1 full Japanese teams>complete with lag advantage and all>meanwhile an non-JP names on my teamsExcuse me game what the FUCK are you doing? At least by a fluke it ended 4-3, otherwise I'd be forced to yell ethnic slurs.
>>582728317oy vey
>>582648248>>582648684By the Grand Fest Marina has been working with Pearl for nearly a decade. It's frankly barely comprehensible for the two to will-they-won't-they that long, especially with idol fanbases being what they are and Marina being so rich in fodder for themI'd have it be that while the bond is similarly strong both ways, Pearl fervently Does Not Swing That Way for against-type filial duty reasons and has reinforced her density and Marina's hangups with half-strategic willful ignorance to have "conclusively" danced away from it without a hard confrontation, so Marina's interest finally becoming inarguable in public is a problem because Pearl genuinely isn't into her quite the right way, is deeply motivated to find an Inkling boy to settle down with "eventually", and THOUGHT the issue was "resolved"Conversely, Marina has a digital copy of Pearl's soul and multiple AIs running on that shit. I imagine Smollusk does the proverbial five-year-old advisor sanity-checking that into daughteru and ends up warning the already-early-20s Yebby Eight, who actually leaps on and clings to the rebound to try and stop the crashout from becoming a Hero Mode plot by channeling the child war machine developer toward bringing her AI into meat-space; getting Smollusk socializing with normal toddlers and cutting the datacenter bill would be goodPertaining to my own Wants, Marina succeeds at bringing Daughteru-Pearl and Smollusk to life with a few wonky but manageable medical problems, but only because of stalker shit with Pearl righting some body-mismatch issues with more "source material" narrowly kept from a permanent burning of bridges by Eight fully assuming his fate with a dubcon correction threesome. Trust is forever damaged between the three, but Pearl's (and Callie's) interspecies hangup is cleared and boundaries with Marina are mapped out tolerablyAlso 4 gets stuck with little Parallel Canons collaborating to stalk her harder than Marie
>>582730628>Zero mention of Acht
>>582730628never write again
yaaaaawwwwn somebody post the marie-shiver rape fic
>>582732743I got you anon
>>582620546>>582647065This is lovely, thank you very much! Are you planning to color them in?>is there anything I can improve here?I'm not in the position to give anyone drawing advice, but I think think there should be no angles on woomy eyemask at all? I think so, anyway.>>582648765So it's this (lovely I mean)! Thank for the effort!Is there one recent Nintendo game where photo mode isn't complete ass? I take jumping through so many hoops (hacked console, external viewer on a PC) to get decent shots of your character.
>>582733507>>582733701Now this is /ink/.
>>582733507>>582733701certified classic
>>582733507>>582733701Why do /ink/ers hate her so much?Why is this so hot?
>>582733507>>582733701very clearly written by a man with a power fantasy. This would never happen, and is not how Marina or a female self-insert would react.t. ao3 regular
>>582731783Character limit; the previous posts were Pearl, Marina, and Eight, and so that is what the post focuses upon. Barely could fit the one-liner for Four dealing with undesired mini-mes, which would probably end up really weirdly and informally co-parented with Marie's literally-autistic overanalysis reason for stalking.I'd expect Acht to be trying to "steal Marina back" on the rebound from Eight's efforts at wielding it to moderate the crashout, only for her failing to to end up being important "glue" going forward as somebody involved in the bullshit enough to deal with it but not actually "at fault" for any of the resulting issues. So while relationship-wise she remains damned to fourth-wheel in the not-quite-polycule she ends up the "heart" of it friendgroup-wise as all the horrible violations get aired out and sorted through into a reasonably sound public appearance with none of the other three taking a sizable chunk of Inkopolis with them going postal about it.>>582732214I shall continue spitballing about dum twists, dumber drama, and mad distensions of the Fuckery.>>582735715Pic related presented without comment.
>>582735715>>582735932She is a trained Octarian soldier and engineer who built war engines and also has a forklift licenseShe would crush rapists into pancakes and apologize for it
>>582733891>Are you planning to color them in?I desperately want to. The challenge with traditional coloring is that I can't erase whatever is but down, and I would have to redraw the woomy multiple times to test some some colors. I can't promise anything, but I really want to color so the woomy pops out even more.>no angles on woomy eyemask at all? I think so, anyway.Do you mean that the eye mask is smooth all around? I'll keep that in mind in the future. Thank you for the input!
my woomy has started saying wordswords like "swell"
>>582740552(Y) "Tubular"!
>>582728317Calico anon won
If octopi are so much stronger and smarter than squids, why'd they lose the Great Turf War?Why can 1 teenage squid beat an entire army of octopi? Twice? With a squid helping the octopi during the second time?
>>582743937From Haxxie's discord>3.5/4.0 plans(not sure when since I may be a bit busier from now): further optimize renderer and implement full map loading with multiple players loading, as a replacement for photoforcalico
>>582745146>>582743937What is calico?
>>582745820Something on Flexlion that was used to make stuff like >>582648765
>>582719589>Can pick map and time for the lightingThat's cool, new UI is also nice
>>582732743>>582733171I can't tell if this is someone's boner fuelled ramblings or if it's just angst written like dogshit.Probably both.
Should I pick up Raiders again? I randomly stopped playing it for now particular reason and now I'm scared it will be ded if I try to go back to it.
>>582754224I still play, mostly solo cuz irl shit gets in the way
late yeb
>>582757202what the fug is up with the middle left veemo hair
>>582757202Why is he heiling
>>582735715>very clearly written by a man with a power fantasyWhat, really? You think this male domination fanfic about a male-dominated game in a male-dominated genre, being posted on a male-dominated website, might be made by a male? What ever might make you think that?
>>582758126I'm a girl
>>582758324That is highly unlikely.
>>582758324Post coochie with timestamp
I'm a woomy
>>582757202cute
>>582759172Good woomy
>>582758324tits or gtfo
anyone wanna league on sp2?
>Double ink storm + wave breaker on the splat zoneHow do you counter this?
>>582757202I found a way to load splatsville so I'll do another 8 /ink/er pics in it, feel free to post your ceph if you want in
>>582762023thanks anon
>>582757202cute!
>>582762023Add YOUR ceph
>>582762023Sounds neat.
>>582762945No
>>582762023Ok.
>>582757202>the 4 people everyone hates in one photoYou did this on purpose
>>582763889pearlwoomy if xhe was Indianpajeetwoomy
koldschizo or nono, take your pick.
>>582766058I rather have nono than the mormon if thats what you're asking
>9:00 AM in the Falkland IslandsTotally organic posts, guys
Woomy post coming through.
>>582767503>Mazel tov!
Jellish woomy, fishtian veemo, molluslim weyy or aseaist yeb?
Mormon beebPajeet woomyGay black texan yebby/ink/ is such a shithole
>>582760671people are too busy playing the better game, even if you got a full team you'd be sitting in queue for the whole rotation
>>582745146>hoian viewer turning into a full woomveem photo studio i don't have to boot up the game on emulator forwould be amazing
>>582762023late submission but hope never dies
Imagine being Italian ew
>>582769589>Mediterranean yeb
>>582769915Some people are french
Don't worry about it
>>582770149finally someone noticed
arab rape baby yeb
>>582769589why are there so many pajeets in /ink/ suddenly
>>582733507>>582733701She was wet as fuck.
>>582773510Shut the fuck up frenshit
>>582769589ily coso
Not very italian of you to let one of your fratello compagno di giochi get rejected in favor of la cricca
>>582773510
>>582762023seeing as 8 people haven't responded yet
>>582762023Sure.
31. Ink shapes its course according to the nature ofthe ground over which it flows; the woomy works outher victory in relation to the foe whom she is facing.
>>582762023ok
>>582762023Yeah >>582753463
>all the annoying attentionwhores posting their characters for the picyeah I think im good
>>582779291>I didn't have the balls to ask for a hoain png so now I'm projecting my insecurities on everyone else
>>582779396Just don't give him (You)s.
>>582779396even the mormon can use it on the laptop he stole from his little sister who the fuck cares
>>582779396stop replying to people who don't play the game and only wanna start shit and make the thread worse.
>>582779396It's a calico png
THATS THE ART OF WOOM
Open at rotation?
Hoianon will breathe new life into /ink/.
>>582780843That guy hasn't posted in a while.
>>582780131Welcome back frenchie
>>582782795Hell no. He'd never post a full-res pic to begin with.
Undressing woomies in hoian....
>>582780510Wait if they're already have a pic then why are >582777064 >582776604 >582769589 >582763889 >582763425 >582762180 asking to be in the same photo again?
>>582782878He has shit eyesight I can't tell the difference between a few thousand pixels
>>582782994pervert>>582783046its a reupload
>>582762023>>582780726I'll play.
>>582783436Reading is fundamental esl-kun, that's what I said, they already got that pic
>>582782994Need to breed
>>582783392No wonder he's unwell imagine having to go through life forever stuck at 720p
>>582783587Not that anon but I could play open with you at the hour if you want.
In splat4 the male cephs will say “based” instead of “booyah”
>>582780726Ok.
>>582783046Most of them were picked randomly for the first one so they never sent their cephs. I do prioritize those that weren't in so I will make a sacrifice
I will never be charger main my eyes hurt when I concentrate my aim for too long
open 3/4
>>582785730Knock
>>582786238Opening
>>582784673But they were already in a photo, together too so they shouldnt be picked, just keep picking randomly and takes notes to avoid repeats>but thats too much workYou already put yourself in that predicament by feeding attentionwhoring by making these pictures, you annoy people who dont attentionwhore and post their characters and you shit up the thread even more or you pick at random to avoid all that
>10 min banfun
>>582787073Happens don't worry, (you) me when it's done i'll reopen
>>582787070stfu koldschizo/nono
There is absolutely nothing wrong with posting your ceph.
>>582787213Re-knock
>>582787974It's literally against the rules you tranny tourist>No avatarfagging
>>582788113openin
>>582788124avatarfagging is using pictures as a "signature" for your postsposting pictures of your ceph is not that, retard
>>582788287stop replying to him
>>582788124>t. postelectionfag who doesn't know what avatarfagging really is
this is my oc woomy i call her sex woomy her friend is booby beebo
>>582788559good woomy
>>582762023hi :)(I'm not around often here sadly, so just in case you wanna be sure, I 100% consent to my wey being used for whatever collages you wanna with, NSFW or not. Do whatever you wanna have fun with, idc really I just love seeing people playing with my wey lol).
>>582788687Write about me on kiwifarm
get fucked sniper
>>582788757he got his revenge :(
I have eliter fatigue.
Actually worse netcode than 2010s era fighting games
>>582789165
>>582788728Sure! Tell me your ceph, what he do, fc, rank, weapon, x power.
cool comp lmao
My ceph will never get a render... No I will not post them
>>582790714please?
>>582790714>not having a PClol?
do dodge rolls make you completely invincible even while getting shot or is it just the dogshit netcode?
>>582790714sucks to suck
>>582791506It's usually just them not aiming fast enoughYou're fucked if you meet someone who can though
>>582782994based
>>582782994This pro woomy is more bottom heavy than most woomies...This is because of the secret Pro Woomy Feed™ all the best players pour into their woomies' tanks at night
What’s the set up for Splatellites so they’re big and there’s a lot of them?
Okay their dualie was teleporting and flying in the air. That's fair.
this game is very bad
>>582793339Ggs!>>582793345He was laggy as shit yeah
ggs open sorry for my brain damage gameplay
>>582782994You did get this woomy's consent, right?
>teammates standing there watching me 1v4......
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. https://streamable.com/9rer2v
>>582794189Sounds like a typical match in Splatoon 3.I love it when my teammates just watch the enemy take the lead back for free.
How long does story mode take? I'm without Internet for a while
GGs L,P,a dunno how you guys still put up this shit. this game tries everything it can to be as unfun as possible
>>582794905Play Raiders (or a different game).
bout 20
>>582794537report him for hacking
>>582788287>>582788397>>582788457Thank you for proving my point that youre tranny tourists, its avatarfagging regardless, you're literally attaching an identity to your posts and making the focus on your avatar>oh but no it doesnt applies to me when I do it its different and not breaking the rules I just keep posting my woomy and beeb to let people know its me and for attention its different Genuinely kill yourselves low iq retards>>582793204You're a grown man in your 30s typing like this
Gggs open!
>>582794995I don't play PvP often so I can tolerate the bullshit better.
>>582795269I'm a woman you fucking loser moid
>>582795474name every woman activity then
>>582795474flops or gtfo
>moidI can fix her
>>582795474tits or gtfo
>>582795269seethe
>>582794995I don't mind it as much when it's with /ink/ and I like playing splatoon
>>5827956141. Wooming2. Breasting boobily3. Sacrificing to Moloch4. Bleeding from the front butt
>>582795269>no rules in the OP>bitches about avatarfagging despite everyone knowing timmy's ceph fucks fish and the takohow to out yourself as a retard who can't stand seeing other cephs who are more popular than yours
post your cephalopod
>>582795474Oooh the sanriofag is back that explains the some of the posts. Unironically you post like nono so it's hard to tell.
>>582796846scroll up i posted my woomy
>>582794537I don't understand these people, you're gonna get your account banned and basically lose money for what, a few matches of cheating?
>>582796972take a gander at this little princess
>>582797261How does this affect you?
>>582797261Probably a bluff and they're just burning money buying new switches but wasn't the creator of flexlion bragging about cracking the system to load up fresh accounts whenever they felt like it?
>>582797261that's not cheating, it's third world internet
>>582795474>being autistic is charming if I'm a womanhate to break it to you sweaty>>582796409I see you're new here! To avoid any awkwardness, familiarize yourself with the rules before posting. Thanks.>>>/global/rules/13
woomy?
>just need one win to finish my x-rank clam blitz streak>get four sub .5 KDA players across three games in a rowhaha very cool
>>582797774It is avatarfagging but everyones been doing it since the inception of /ink/No one gives a shit and if you think this is bad you shouldve been here during the s2 OC cancer
>>582797790
>>582798223Stop replying to unfunny failtrolls
>>582797774YWNBAJ
>>582798223>everyone does it so its ok!Still breaking the rules kold, you weren't even here during the splat2 oc days there was alot of pushback then but you won't know that, take your meds and kill yourself
>582797774(you)bad /ink/ shitposting>picrelgood /ink/ shitposting
>>582799219Woomy players are deranged
>>582799219He gets hard and doesn’t call his girlfriend?
>>582799219/ink/, the pearl of /vg/No other general comes close to being this autistic>b-but /sthg/ is-No other general.
>>582797774new level of tourist if you think most tourists actually read the rules of this site>>582799219p/ink/, love reading posts about how it slowly leaks into their real lives
>>582799219
>>582800212/wowg/ and /ffxivg/ mogs in autism.
>>582800925>/ffxivg/ you shan't even utter that accursed place's name.
>>582800212/fgg/ is a containment general for a good reason.
>>582800212lollmaoit's not even the worst nintendo general let alone all of /vg/
>>582800212ink isn't even in the top tenthis general is shockingly normal save for a few schizos
>>582801023XIV more like HIV, amirite.
So why did we chase away the autistic manchild frenchman that just wanted to have playmates to do open, salmon and pb with.
>>582802435We're not your tard wranglers
>>582802435stop being annoying
>>582802435>kicked out of 109 unrelated chatrooms, never his fault
France lost
>>582802435Don't blame us we didn't chase the guy away he left on his own when nobody wanted to play with him.
>>582793208All the names are very apparent. If you don't see them, then you don't have them yet. Finding gadget stuff becomes way easier after F100 BB.And on a side note, Splatellites feels great in early and midgame, but they're pretty darn useless in lategame as Torqscrew is far superior to it. Just so you know.
>>582802435are you missing your scapegoat, schizo? Why don't you go find him so you can finally suck his dick like you really want?
>>582802435i just want more marienot from him though
Floplets owr me sex
does this count as floppers....
>>582804995No
>>582804738Because he doesn't post in high res
>>582804995drills
Yucky thread
>>582804995you need to accept that no one likes your mormon ass it doesnt matter if you played as woomy with floppers we would still hate you kek
>>582805698reminder he skipped OE by using the skip mission button just to play as a "beeb"he never beat ia3 or aa
anyone wanna play some open?
>>582806459maybe at rotation, im not playing clam shitz
>>582806775adapt
>>582807104>clam blitz on dumpback dumptracknah im goodthat's like the second worst clam blitz map, the worst being inkblot
>>582807284finally a good fucking take in this general
>>582807284That's not bluefin or brinewater
>>582807284>InkblotLiterally the only good CB mapIf you lose there it's entirely your and your team's fault
Woomy
>>582807104can you give me some advice that actually helps you win?
>>582807834inkblot is too claustrophobic for clamsmako and brinewater are the only "small" map that do clams right
>>582808012*maps
>>582803002The scorpion will sting the frog no matter what
>>582807619Bluefin is good. Brinewater is worst map #3. If the nets are too close to eachother it's too easy for the opposing team to stage a counter attack after one team scores and gets wiped out.
>>582807284Inkblot is bad but you cant say its the worst when undertow and eeltail exists.
>>582797261this looks more like antarctica internet, insane amounts of packet loss
>>582808391Yeah 0 scoring games on bluefin is a good design
>>582810075It is. That means the teams are evenly matched.
>>582810656gr8 b8 m8
useless faggots never delete anything.
>>582812036janny gave up with koldschizo
New>>582813407>>582813407>>582813407
woomy al buioHa lasciato indietro la sua amicaPiangeva disperato per tutta la notte
Woomy pee! Woomy pee!
>>582820995Show me woomy pee
