Previous: >>582550223Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>582581454Why is Shichi so hot?
>dream team faggotrykill me
Your trainee caught you being bratty, what do?
>>582581876>retard needs his shitty ritualpost nowKill yourself
Could sex with Ulala be underrated...?
>>582581716>>582581854Reposting the dirt results!See you next time!MARVELOUS!!!
wahey
XMAS IS HEREQUICK POST SOMETHING JOLLY
>>582582004Thank you, have a marvelous sunday
vodka I'm so fucking sorry.
>>582582004Thanks for hosting these every week
aieee my power...
>>582582001w-wahey...
something to do while the loopas cook
>>582582004Thank you for hosting!
Vodka sexSex Vodka
>>582582034we didn't even had halloween...
>>582582004marvelous sunday won marvelous sunday...
Tachyon LOVE
ryan LOVE
>>582582192WOAH! YOU SCARED ME!I'M TRIPPING! SORRY! IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE
>>582582034what the FUCK is xmas you disgusting chudster?
>>582582360
>>582582004HISHIAMA SEXOOOThanks for hosting!!!
marvelous... sundae...
is grass the ultimate larper?
>>582582034
anyone care?
>>582582034when does treedolf appear anyway
>>582582520If only there was a thing like a day of the year to celebrate this...
>>582582520>>582582717
Digitan LOVE
>>582582715Sexy alt for the sexy cow wife, but everyone already has her base version so you need to be a very dedicated Daiwa fan to pull here I think.
>>582582715>holiday sexo>he doesn't careGayest post of the week
So we're filling our pokedex again with g rank umas first, right?
>>582582983meh I don't care, I finished everything just playing normally
>>582582983You can do that or find good umas, you will complete it anyway.
>>582582872She's pretty good but Kitasan Blanco powercreeps her badly
>>582582983Yes
https://jiggie.fun/rice_showerhttps://jiggie.fun/rice_showerhttps://jiggie.fun/rice_showerhttps://jiggie.fun/rice_shower
>>582583075Sure but rolling for meta umas is for losers anyway, so I dont really ever take that into consideration.
>>582580127That's my girl up there!
>>582583041I'll admit it.I do actually like rickey. just a bit.
how did dream team work? you have to scout all trainees first with a shitty team, then you start hiring better ones?
>>582582004Thanks for hosting as always bwo
so what did we learn?
>>582583429boy sex
>>582583397you fill your umadex with cheap g rank umas yeah so you can get the multipliers. That being said you can also play normally and still finish in time.
>>582583421gay stuff or something idk
>>582582715my erect penis does, yes.
Post something funny
>>582582983You'll do that anyway, using G ranks is retardedBut it is a fuckton slower if you don't at least use botted umas, you need 3k to buy a UG uma and you only get 100 base per win
The club is oldemort schizo from?
>>582583648>he prefers the larping jap tranny over the BASED vtuber pretending to be a fellow uma to hide the fact that he was forced out of medical school over being too based real WITGAWD is a seachad and you know it
>>582583648
>>582583832so THATS why she wasnt added
>>582583832wtf
>>582583421That I want to FUCK
Can I have some Ebayan?
>>582583421team trials is fun
>>582583832unbelievable
>>582581876I wish I had beautiful eyes.
>Puro Magic is expected to head to the Hong Kong Sprint next, after which she may retire and enter the broodmare band. Her owner commented, “I just want to beat Ka Ying Rising over 800 meters lol.”>In a post-race interview, the owner said, “If we can go to Hong Kong, I’d like to go there, and given her age, I’m thinking she’ll probably retire to breeding afterward.”>Regarding a potential showdown with Ka Ying Rising, the owner joked, “I just want to beat Ka Ying Rising over 800 meters.”>The owner’s mares often retire at around five or six years old to enter the breeding program, so personally, I think Puro Magic, who is five this year, is highly likely to retire by next spring.
>>582583672>3kUGs cost around 2k, 3k is UF territory. You don't need to cheese the event you will get your full umadex within days.
>>582584095
Please Daiwa come home please please please
>>582584036
>>582584120>full umadexdo you get anything i only see enter X races missions this time
>>582584482He's so goofy lmao
umasumi
>>582584608Umasumi
>>582584608umasumi
>>582584513full umadex is for stat padding during races, you don't need it but it's ~fun~ to do
>>582584482oho another burger g1 in my collection thanks
>>582583421Never do "community" events
TOYOTA TOYOTA TOYOTA
>>582581997>7woah
>you will never ride bro
>>582584860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwJcNCWrVD0>>582584885sex bro>>582584608sex>>582584661sex hug germ
>>582584860God i need an umawife like her
I'm already earning +280 on the big winA reminder to always swap your ace every ticket so you build up the bonuses quicker.I'm already at +40%
what the fuck is a merry
>>582585108Air Groove, she is wife
>>582584085https://poal.me/fls539https://poal.me/fls539https://poal.me/fls539
Rewards are free
>>582584482this looks like what are you doing in my room with that camera?"
>>582585549Wife Nature
>>582585483Nice try FBI
air groove's groove (umanko) on my face
>>582582439Is Agnes so autistic that she doesn't understand what Agnes is doing or so autistic that she doesn't care?
hey
>>582585598This is Fuji Kiseki
>>582582193Kill yourself
>steal someguys Hoguri>just instantly win every single race I dothanks bwo
>>582585598That's not Air Groove
>>582584860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REeFr_7RzYg
another merry air groove
>>582585108He's the mightiest Rider of Rohan and the biggest ladie's man in the Shire.
Bro is gonna spam the whole thread now
>>582586150doxxking does it again
>>582584871A kid for every race lostA marriage for every race won
good christ was there seriously a moment in the 2010s where people thought jennifer lawrence is super mega ultra hot?
>>582582339bro your doto? your digitan? your demonking?
>>582586150This event only lasts 8 days is doing the G thing even worth it?
>>582586150Hi Kaite
>>582585616
>>582586285I meant IRL.Is kinda shit how the events don't align with the IRL counterparts.
>>582586321
>>582586304It makes your life easier if you want to build a flavor team later on but not really needed
>>582586282I had a crush on her back in my early teens. The fappening did not make this any less fervent crazy part is that I only ever watched 1of her movies
>>582584036Here is a steamy Ebayan https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QZF0gLFCi4w
>>582586282Now is even worse, we think that monkey Zendaya is super mega ultra hotUma Musume Pretty Derby
You guys are filling out your Umadex first right?
would you expect your trainee to know when your birthday is?
>>582586535SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>582586609
>>582586486you really can't stop yourself from being a piece of shit, can you
PLEASE STOP
Rudolf Symboli
>>582584036>>582584482
that reminds me its time to watch speechang plap mountjew
>>582586730Why does Pasa not have a SSS alt yet?
>>582586730Goof ups are always funny.
>>582586839Why is he so goofy?
I want a Mejiro only team for the event but there's only 6 until Ramonu who'd be a good stand-in?
>>582567190 hereToday as well it took seven runs to earn 200 carats from double reward URA. Maybe Shiraoki is involved somehow?
>>582583832she's a fake uma...
Only two more weeks of daily grinding and Rudolf will enter my stables.
>>582586954Horses are goofy creatures
>>582586881yeah when i just do it to myself i play it up but i'm extra careful when it comes to others and that hasn't happened in a while i think
>>582587029Teio!
>>582586596>the best uma mode is back
>>582586954No Reason
for a general about cute horses, some of you need to post something cute
>>582587029Mejiro Gold
>>582584905stop loafing around
>>582587029Kitasan
Why is TamaLove so high
>>582587193die
>>582587193But why?
i started playing during the last day of the last time this event was on so im glad i can try it this time because it looked fun
>>582587354danchou has a crazy weed stash
>>582587354buzz from hitting that dank 420 is still in their system
>>582586737Sumbol ryndofil
>>582587193
>career isnt going that good>1 rainbow during summer>clearly a low roll>game throws 3 mood downs in a rowthese jap faggots surely love making games retarded for no reason
>>582585108Latebros what do we think about this card?
>>582586730
>>582587667not a latebro but it's better than natie wit
>>582587667cant afford it/10
>>582587667Roll for it if you want to main Lates and don’t have Natie and will still have enough for Ramonu/Pokke (provided you intend to play through GM)>>582587750Acute
>>582584456MOMMY
>>582587667only good late card for awhile that won't fuck youroll if you don't have a natie wit or want to borrow it
>>582586579But why... To each their own and all that, but I can't help but find that cunt annoying as hell. Even more so now, her thinking she is the first woman to do literally anything ever, but that's hindsight.>>582586585Hollywood loves that dumb cunt so fucking much holy shit it's so annoyingThank fuck movies are mostly shit now, and anything with her in it is barely worth it either.>>582586639No.
>>582587187I could genuinely watch this for 30 minutes, it is so calming.
I love my genius wife!
>>582587429Why do you have so many naked Tama pics
>>582586512Nyooo...
>>582588160>But whyBeats me. It wasn't a conscious decision, cocky just wanted boing boing, as they say. Nowadays I can't even imagine finding her attractive in her old pictures, much less modern ones
>>582587667Better than Flash speed
https://youtu.be/pUdNsgxyi0QMan the mocap of this dance gotta be crazy
>>582587667>speed, wit, sp bonus>65 spec prio>30/30 friend/moodthis output seems pretty high, no?
>>582588617It is very highBut it is also two months away from Ramonu
>>582588437>in her old pictures, much less modern onesAt least she didn't became completely butt ugly, or was before, so there is that.Meanwhile...
fuck i went too low now there are only NPCs
>>582588529aside from the double spins, doesn't seem that crazy for choreography. definitely normal for regular idol choreo.
>wake up>foid glazing>in my idol horse game general
>>582589053it truly is over for /uma/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrTC7yghaqA
I want her so bad but it would ruin my carat schedule...
>>582589053But we like rae
AAAA I THOUGHT DIAWA BANNR WAS TODAY AAAIEEE
>>582589236that's a married woman you sicko
>>582589053>wake upBut it's 10pm...
What happens if you listen to Ms. Victoria with an Uma you haven't won with?
GOOFY AHH BOOTS
>>582589365You have to run her in the next CM or cursed with bad luck for the rest of your account
i think vodka boots are cool
>>582589468dekai
I hate GL!
>>582589584Hell yeahEfficientMulti-purpose
Yep, that's my oshi.
ikuno.................dictus
>>582589660Why is she naked underneath?
>>582589362>bro lives in the middle of the Atlantic ocean
>>582589721She is wearing me
>>582589589There's something about Ruby's face that always crack me up
bootka is the shakur of umapulls
>>582589904
>>582589589>>582589904blob uma (kinda) cuteruby cutetama cute
>>582590037RAAAAAH BIG UMA
does anyone know whats the name of the jazz version of ' run for your dream' in palmers event 'hands on fan meeting' ? trying to find songs from the ost that arent the concerts is painful
ok but are we rollan or are we skippan
>>582590037>>582590135big dasca...
>>582589792>anon is an ancient evil
>>582590236https://youtu.be/RQvTU0b386Eis it this one?
>>582590243Skip, I don't see the point of rolling for alts of umas I already have.
>>582589792>>582590331
*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP* toreina! its time to train! *stomps towards you* please roll for me!
>>582590436Because the alt might have a stronger kit or fill a different niche so if she's your oshi you get to use her more
>>582590360unfortunately its not that one, the one from the event is way slower paced and less upbeat. but thank you for your help anyways, anon!
>>582590570
>>582590243I'm cheeky tennan
>>582590243how can I pull when I need 150k+ carats for gm
>>582590243easy skip
>>582590790>top road>small buttthis guy didn't watch RTTT
special week won japan cupUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHyes im late
do NOT snack
>>582589954Her unique never fires…
>>582590790Fake newshttps://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/
>>582583832Samson Fraud
>>582590243i'll rolla for da daiwa and will try to use her as a LS in the next CM
Hanshin keiba>To Our Customers>The 4th Hanshin Horse Racing has concluded today. >Thank you so much to everyone who came to visit!! >Please look forward to the 5th Hanshin Horse Racing in December as well!>Starting next week, operations will be at Park Wins.>We look forward to welcoming all of you!
I never played Umas. But I need to know is it true that you cant compete without calculating all of this?
I want to snack soooo bad. she's a frontie and looks so much better than her baseeee
>>582591303Other people do it for you already
>>582591303I play by feel nya
>>582591371yurr
holy FUARK scouting is so expensive and point gains are so slowfuck how the heck are you supposed to get stronger recruits
>>582590790>he doesnt know about stinko
>>582591303the stats sites are really good in global so you can see what everyone else did and copy stats while adjusting to who you like
>>582591371tenners aren't snackies they're literally a cookie
>>582591446
>>582591484Change the leader from time to time
stop bullying
montjeu was supposed to be strong and only got 4th giga fraud
>>582590243i am borrowan for pedal metal loopa
I haven't started my arima preparations still
>>582587193Posting an old cute classic
>>582591871it's okay ogurin, just sleep
our future memories.
>>582591484i dont recruit above S rank until i have like 10 left
>>582591871I'm not bothering, but I'm also thinking of putting the game down for a while
sometimes (like now) i think, why the fuck did vodka run dahbywhat a nutjob
>>582591194Thank you Hanshin.May Kyoto be just as exciting
We are friends, right?
>>582591680its okay mirako, the importance of a good pair of socks can't be understatedt. wears $25 a pair socks
>>582591871I hit the ground running, made my parents, and have absolutely no desire to try making my aces.
>>582591976Who
>>582592080>putting the game down for a whilethe real clanking experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIX2g_NYywA
THIS IS A COPA BREAD
>HAHA GET IT WE'RE IN THE JOKE WE KNOW WHATS UP HAHA LOLI should look at uma musume instead
>>582592368One should strive to be kinda nice with everyone
weee areeee readyyyyyyy
uuuhhh... okay...
>>582592997sex
>>582592997Taiki game
>>582592728
>>582592904yurrrr
whats the best way for a clanker to play mantblazer do you give it a ton of races or just none at all?
>>582592787I'll try
>>582591871just clank and send clankers bro
>>582593239You don't. Either play MANT manually or clank in GL.
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
The only good thing about borrowing Symboli S is that now I can just keep yelling the n and the m words at the screen and it's justified
>>582593610ningen manko??
>>582593192WTF IS THIS REAL???
>>582593347lmao what happened to ayabe?
Copa Copa Sex
>>582593737Life.
>>582594025Life happens to everyone
>>582592904do you really need that much if you're playing a stam card anywaydoes kris snack suck that bad
BRIDGE COMP MY BELOVEDWELCOME BACK
>>582593737Some can't be fixed
Copa Copa all the Copas of the post under this one
>>582594148im not using kris
>>582594160>walmart confusion
7 and Japan will get the Arc this year.
>>582594118Yeah
>>582594118A life with schizophrenia.
Is Opera O a boyuma?
>>582594247Not even Shiraoki can pull this one off
>>582594247If they don't, I will personally climb Mount Fuji and strike Shiraoki-sama down and all of those who take up arms to defend her
>>582594247
>>582594394Opera O is a mare
im lowrollingspeed can still be saved if they stay there
>>582590631maybe if alts had different aptitudes, i could see in a few years if they run out of new umas to release then alts will be actually alternate versions with different track/styles. i'd roll for a front runner turf ulala
>>582594247lol, lmao
>>582594457now i understand what ryan gosling was feeling
Today is the day Narita Brian left the world, best two year colt in 1993, Triple Crown Winner in 1994 (5th one) best three year colt and horse of the year on the same year and inducted into the hall of fame in 1997, on top of that he achieved 1st place in these G1s>Asahi Hai Sansai Stakes (currently the Futurity Stakes) (1993)>Satsuki Sho (1994)>Japanese Derby (1994)>Kikuka Sho (1994)>Arima Kinen (1993)He raced alongside Mayano Top Gun, Sakura Laurel, Hishi Amazon and many more A catchphrase they made for his portrait was >Satsuki Sho: 3½ lengths, Derby: 5 lengths, Kikuka Sho: 7 lengths.
>>582594271Schizos look like this???
>>582594394yes until bedtime then she's opera mare
>>582594570kek
>>582594585huh i didnt know Brian was a triple crown winner, neat
>>582594247our fucking hero Terra will ditch his jockeycuck and win
yum
I don't think Yukino is kino
>>582594570ace combat can't be that good, right?
>>582594860It's plane Jesus. What's not to like?Try Assault Horizon Teiobro. The absolute peak of the series
>>582594853gosh dont be sayin that
>>582594247Yes, but it will be CHADmire Terra that wins it!
>>582594271Ayabe is not schizophrenic.
>>582594802yurr
>>582594247I also got a 7 for that race last year with the Wonder Acute grandson and he still lost
>>582594987cute yeppers crier
>>582594983>Try Assault Horizon Teiobro. The absolute peak of the series>>582594860Just play 7 or Zero for the memes and see for yourself. Bombing shit and dogfighting is tanoshii.
>can't transfer auto-umas because they have no epithetsAAAAAAARGGHHJ THIS IS BULLSHITTO
>mfw i mf when m when my when face whenmy face
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>582595241You can, just not the one that requires Graded Giant
>>582595421but I WANT star pieces!!!!
Epithets based on their requirementsMight be wrong on some because I haven't trained or don't have them
not the worst for getting dabbed onnone of my chains finished anywaykita and maru are soooo good
>>582594983>Notice: At the request of the publisher, Ace Combat Assault Horizon - Enhanced Edition is unlisted on the Steam store and will not appear in search. am I getting gaslighted>>5825951597 looks like a 20 hours game, guess I can try that
Should I rape some of you until morale improves?
My morale is very low...
>>582595472Character epithets*
>>582595472ines fujin one is so bullshit, 1200 guts my anus
>>582595537Only Shiraoki-Sama can stop the rape
>>582595537I'm too ugly to be raped
>>582595390
>>582593686nice Hey Arnold reference
>>582595873if you're also fat and bald i know one uma who would be interested...
Ugly, fat and bald...
>>582596054Shichi....
>tfw sent on another 3 day vacation for saying the Nigger wordTadaima...
GIVE ME THE DAMN SKILL HINT!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHH
i dont feel like it anymore bros...
Sex with umas
>dumbass pokedex event is back>except this time umas are so freaking expensive due to scenario inflation, but cygames did not increase point gain, forcing it to be dragged out over several daysfuck this shit, worst event
>>582596205my live reaction trying to train full armor fuku for next cm
>>582596191Whoa man, relax.Show some restraint.
>>582595509>am I getting gaslightedYes, it's anything but an Ace Combat game both in terms of mechanics and plot. AC is usually set in Strangereal, a world where bamco can do whatever chuunishit they wish. AH is set in the real world and feels more like a cowadoody game.
King of Sex
I don't understand how to play dream team. I can't afford umas. I did 10 races and have one scout.
>>582596337cute gold city
>>582596205
>>582596470rotate your uma for every race to get pokedex bonus
>get FL on dogshit runshould've quit earlierstill will actually this is so bad
>>582596470Jobber method is the easiestFill your team with Gs and start roaming around beating fellow jobbers for 0 money and fill your pokedex for free
>>582595458Pro-tip: Transfer failed aces for the star pieces.They run the transfer events after CMs, right? Well as long as you didn't one-shot your ace, you should have plenty of failures sitting in your storageyou're not some meta chaser who runs umas you don't care about for CMs, are you?
>>582596606Thank you Gold City
>>582594610I do yeah
>>582596606people think smart falcon is the helpful one but we have the REAL Shichi in the thread helping newcuties
>>582596643You're welcome
I don't get why I keep getting follows but no one actually uses any of my legacies or support cards.
I'm literally Ayabe lol
>>582596664Would /uma/ kneel to Rulership?
should I dump all my gold crystals in SR sky? there's no useful SRs anymore right?
should I get gain or friendship effectiveness early on?
>>582596846I sometimes follow people with good parents or loopas that I *may* use only because I don't want that person to be over 1k followers if I ever use their borrow
Help me test out these goofs 277020392770203927702039
>>582596952maybe if she stopped wearing trash bags
>>582597026They still release good stam and speed cards for newfags, but if you're good on all that then Seiun Wit is the best until you replace her with Bobo Wit and Ramonu yeppers.
>>582597026its pretty good for the +1 sp and even better if you are a frontchud and isnt only medium skills like tachy wit
>>582596952I would unironically be the desperate one in the relationship but I would never show it on my face
this is the event that last time we had to use the tickets later because the quests would reset but not the tickets right?wonder if its the same again
>>5825970395 FB > 1 bonus2 bonus > 5 FB10 FB > 2 bonusStacking either on a training is going to be more beneficial, especially for off-statsIdeally both
>>582597325Shichi...
I need some help. Yesterday I saw a pic on X before it automatically refresh and it has Agnes with big muscular legs. I'm sure the artist draws Umas like that. Any of you know the artist?
My god this new event is trash
>>582597325
>>582597039>Junior YearGet the FTE songs. 15% is the max you can get before senior year.>Classic YearGet the skill point songs and as much specialty prio as you can get, fuck other stats.>Senior YearNOW get all the FTE songs.
>>582597325thank you gold city
horse named aura monster
>>582597092Another one235022972350229723502297
>>582597837her name is narita brian but that's a nice nickname
>>582597782>15% is the max you can get before senior yearoh word? I was wondering why they all dissipated during classic
>>582597921its a nice nickname yeah, really fits her nature
umas with this feel?
>>582595159Bro legitimately why would you tell someone to play 7 when 8 is coming out tomorrow?
>>582597306hair down falco is disgusting
>>582598176Espo...
>>582597954Yeah. GL requires insane amount of highrolling in senior year... like usual. You gotta have all the tokens to buy all the FTE songs, the RNG to make the good songs (10%) pop up, and the luck to make rainbows pop up (buying spec prio in classic year should make this less worse).
>>582598173What the fuck is this?
>>582598235Shibari orgasm torture
I failed all my borrows today!Sorry Shichi!
Finally got something usable. Too bad I was using my own parents so the GPs are going to be shit but I can't be bothered anymore.
>>582598286how the fuck is an orgasm a torture
>>582598173go back hoyotroon
>>582598367>retard has never kept pumping after the first or second orgasm
>>582598341theres going to be fronts
another FL run...no wit
>>582597878Tanked the double murmur this time that's great. First room they got double rushed to death.Another602218086022180860221808
>>582598449bro said "retard" like this is some normal thing
>>582598449The quicker I fap the sooner I can go back to the mines
>>582598460I know.
>>582598515oh no no no
>>582590790
>>582598515start the race faggot
>>582598515Hitler (forma del valentine)Hitler (forma del hog)yeah im doing open league
gold city throat on my penis
holy fuck I love it whenever I finish a truly terrible movie, yet it would still be a solid 7/10 by todays dog shit standards.I need to fuck Espo to calm down after this terrible turn of events
>>582596445King forgot her bottom again?
how the fuck are their already rooms for cm 22?I have yet to see a room for 20 or 21
>>5825985157 front lobby with 2 debuffersAnother one774824797748247977482479
she's retarded </3 muh lowroll....
>>582598179Right back at you, why would I tell someone to pre-purchase a game when I cannot possibly vouch for its quality? Why wouldn't I recommend 7? It's not like you have to pick one or the other. If anon enjoys 7 then he'll naturally move to 8 after he finishes its campaign.
>>582599115>low roll>23kI will fuck you like a pig
Is it me or is I wanna win with you not a really good skill for sprint/mile uma?
ass combat
>>582599115900 wit is enough!
>>582599218it's not a good skill in general
>>582599218It's never a good skill
>>582599218it's a shit skill because racing in GL is a dead turn
>>582599230https://youtu.be/QHbQnYC5c2o
>>582599115yurr>>582599218its a team trials skill
>>582599230ass combat 7: ass of thieves
>>582599242FL might carry desu, would rather have like an extra gold over 200 wit MAYBE...as long as maestro hits really idk*googles*OHwell uhhh, downhill mode...yeahhh!idk if that's only for stam conservation tho I don't think so
ricejiggie ricejiggie
>>58259911314 minutes leftI guess we'll do one more room after this one
>>582599273>>582599334>>582599354...god I hate GL so much
>>582598520>normalnormalfags begone
I heard fronts are good for the next cm.
>>582599345>anime skips the entire prologue like its nothing>gets cancelled after one season, while the manga went on before getting ripped apart as well down the lineman the manga was so goddamn weird, and I'm really not sure if it was worth reading till the end or if I should've kept it where the anime started and ended
>>582599390Downhill is a gamble even with 1200 wit so I'd still save this Spechud just in case.
>>582599538>
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>582599629oki ^-^ can do a few bonus runs after everyone is done I guess to see if she can be better. thank u
>>582599334The max fans is 160k thoughever. You get that easy.
>>5825991135 minutes left 6/9
>>582598979Apocalypse yeah? I absolutely hated that movie, the main villain is terribleAlso nu-Storm sucks ass
>>582599115This Spe is near perfectCapped speed, meets Stam and Guts thresholds, Long S, ~1k wit, all the right skills
>>582599887>meets Stam and Guts thresholdsI totally forgot about this...........good pointalso how good is pedal to the medal because I don't actually know, looks like a reverse firm resolve kinda
>>582599887yurr
>>582599615I wasn't aware the manga got axed as well
yurr?
>>582599832The first bit was kinda interesting, everything else only got worse by the minute, plus my hatred for certain actors did not help.The first and esp the second movie are bloody great fun, then this dog shit entered my iris.>>582592769 This damn scene sure aged REAL goddamn fast.Thank god I'm done with this shit now, at least the second was a fantastic send off for the OG crew, even rogue came back to take a shit on Alan Page. Now all I've got is a Logan rewatch, then I'm through.I demand sex with Gyaru Uma, and you can't stop me from throwing out this random bit of facts!
>>582599453Girls' Love is great you just haven't read the right manga about it yet
>>582599985Pedal is universally goodExcept for on Chuukyo, where it can be wasted
I did not care for the Resident Evil movie.
eughhh
how do I unsubscribe from this dude's blog
Yeppers
>watch two more episodes>queue fan run>repeatso comfy
>>582600107dam ogay nicedidn't even have it in my trees because I'm silly so hints rly saved me there. awesome ty
Kill yurrself
>>582600150It was fine yesterday but at this point just go to fuckin /tv/
>>582600120I don’t blame you if it wasn’t your thingI think it was definitely overrated by a full point
>>582600103my favorite GL manga is anokiss, r8 my taste you GL enjoyer
>>582600150I've been hitting off topic for like an hour now but jannies won't get off their ass
>>582598979>I love it whenever I finish a truly terrible movieYou should watch Onslaught when it comes out on streaming
https://files.catbox.moe/u7m0fb.mp4>>582600053I think to remember that it was axed, but I might be misremembering, been a few years.>>582600120That wasn't resident evil to begin with>>582600372Was being sarcastic there, mate. Don't make me watch dog shit on purpose.
>>582600267Do onto others as you would have them do onto yurrself
>>582598176
>>582599113Mihono Bourbon, tsuyoi!and I think that's it for now, interest seems to have died downThanks for joining anondacchis
me and my wife
>>582600120I thought it was fine as a movie, fell off hard near the end, but it didn't feel like Resident Evil and felt more like Left 4 Dead.
>>582600336Haven't read it, but I will now
>>582600537you and my mother
an /uma/cord would have an offtopic channel that you could mute, just saying
Sex Desire!
>>582600537my wife could beat up your wife, and has
>>582600560Because ResEvil was tagged onto the cover last fucking minute after they (surprisingly) got the rights to it.Left 4 Dead is unlikely an accident either, considering the similar type of infected. It's a mess of a shit show all around by a guy that does not give a FUCK for the franchise.
>>582600687Shut up whore
>>582600687we call that the erp channel
>>582600687There is an /uma/cord already they want to use the thread
Trainer-san, aiming for the stars with a dream team doko
>>582600695larping as a goblin and a captured female saint sex with my cafe's daughter
>>582600695Long, slender legs and dolphin shorts
>>582600702You're not wrong. Kawakami is incredibly strong and besides maybe Gentildonna I don't think there's any Umas she couldn't beat up.That being said Pandora and Kawakami are friends so I couldn't see Kawakami every trying to do physical harm to Pandora.
>>582600614uh oh, I hope you enjoy it
is this good
>>582600695Ten Desires
Kitasan or Vbobo? Kitasan has the stronger spurt, but Vbobo has the stronger mid race.
>>582600957yesbuy it, always, loop it even
>>582601009Raw doggin Palmer!
>>582600120>Hey look, first aid spray! Like Resident Evil!>Hey look, a typewriter! Like Resident Evil!>Time to let the "comedy" bits play out for too long!>Look at our creepy abominations which are just vore monsters made up of legs>At least the Strong Black Woman dies quickly.>Here is a set piece of the guy running just to have zombies crashing around him and not getting back up! Will this be relevant later? No, not really.>Here is literally just The Boomer from L4D. His spit will NOT kill the stupid all-legs vore monster. Also he's gonna act very human/alive when our protagonist yells at him.>In the end, our protagonist also just becomes a vore made-entirely-of-legs monster, but we'll make people think it is the G-Virus.It sucked.
>>582601037both, duhbut mostly vbobo because last time this happened it was her
>>582601009but fun comes first (wei)
>>582600764>There is an /uma/cord alreadyLink?
>>582601115ask your danchou
>>582601037vbobo, kita black is only good as a parentkita white is the meta race horse
>>582601067you better not be lying
>>582600537Um, excuse me, that is a STUDENT. You are an ADULT. This is why your kind are banned from the Discords (both official and unofficial.)
>>582601008
>>582601097>>582600120SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUP NO ONE CAAAAAAAARES
>>582601276I careI askedI wanted to know
>>582601009Palmer shouldn't talk when she is constantly exposing that lewd belly of hers in her racewear.
>>582601186https://youtu.be/SqzdnYjUmpo?t=158
>>582601314Another terrible take
>>582600094Yep yep, days of future past is genuinely great, Michael Fassbender is pretty good as young Magneto honestly>This damn scene sure aged REAL goddamn fastOoooh yeah, hey at least you're not watching Dark Phoenix you know... If this one made you feel like this, you would've killed yourself if you watched that one>Logan rewatchSave the best for last as they say, at least you have a really good one to end onPretty Derbys and Uma Musumes
>>582601097>Will this be relevant later? No, not really.It was to show how to kill them for them to not get back up. It was stupid though yes.
>>582601372Palmer should always talk. She is a perfect being who can do no wrong
I'M DAIWA SCARLET I FAIL 4% TRAININGS BECAUSE ALL THE BLOOD LEFT MY BRAIN AND WENT TO MY STUPID FAT TITS
>>582601483true
>>582601478simp
>>582601483Maybe you should slap them really hard so the blood is able to move around her body properly
>>582601483you take that back they are not stupid
>>582601406accurate
>>582601478Palmer should try to talk with her trainer's dick in her mouth.
>>582601483true...
Vodka's Christmas shoes are NOT bad and I won't hear otherwise
>>582601808
>>582601808There are Christmas shoesand then there's bootka
damn homiethank goodness creek and cb finished their chains
>>582601948rainbows will disappear in ura finale btw
>borrow symboli negro s>end up with more guts than staminaHoly shit people paid to roll this. This is NTR level of gaslight
>>582602001zero is where the center stands
I forgot to iiko iiko today and there were a grand total of 4 shoe requests
>>582601808the actual crime of her xmas outfit is the fact you cant see her navel like on her base outfit
does anyone know if racing mood goes towards the 900 thresholdif mood does then I think this should tooand DAMN she is tiny>reddit spacingI was rambling and there's a question in there soooo please answer>>582602001it went oklacking stam but that's oki
>>582602014Put them on, Vodka.
>>582602261No, greens do not
>>582602173I only creek emote when people share veterans
weiiiiiii
>save my last LH recreation in case of a late mood down>mood down late nov>based, this is what I saved it for>another fucking mood down early dec
>>582602316</3 sob
>>582602431Helios does not have all that, and I'd rather a Palmer instead.
>>582602261greens dont contribute at all, only visible statline.greens arent really the same as the visible stats. Nakayama racecourse isn't a flat 60 stamina but rather HP equal to 60 stamina. And same with speed and wit
>>582602431helios does not have all thatshe is not that sexyshe is not that cuteshe is not that alluringshe is not thatfuckwhoamikiddingsheissexyandhotasfuckplsmakemeyourhusbandnowahhhhhhhhhh
>>582602624unc...
>>582602578that's too badI'll remake if she can't keep up thenbut for meow I only have my front left which is kewl
>>582602624Helios comes as a set only. Is that okay?
to be attracted to Helios is to be attracted to Gen Alpha teenagers, and no one into that can be trusted
>>582602449>lets try not abuse LH and use her just when really needed>enter URA finals with 2 recreations leftEvery time
>>582602734I told you fags before, yes it is, I love palmer as well, esp at the beach
>>582602691You hit encroaching + something else you're good for the vast majority of lobbies
>>582602471yurr
>>582602691That's a pretty strong Inari
>>582602946pretty yurrby
We talked dog shit movies, now let's talk about banger VIDEO GAME musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzIL8_G4Xshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_FRDqHT5y0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUJS9ystZlc
>>582601276I thought gyaru girls were supposed to be kind...
He who does not yurr shall be in the soup
>>582602471
>>582602736>general full of 30+ men>attracted to girls in their teenscorrect
>>582603123Jordan is not kind to otaku.
>>582603149eughh...
>>582603123Jordan is the type of gyaru that isn't kind to gamers
>>582603123They are kind whores to ojisans like me
>>582603202the creature
Hey Trainer-san, what cha buying?
>>582603202>>582603347
>>582603321She is good-hearted but she can be impatient with things she doesn't understand.
>>582603347
>>582603541Well said.
>>582601478Palmer should shut up she disgraces the Mejiros
what stat lines do I need to hit for a front in CM20?
>luckshit the skill point songs early on or your run is glueholy shit fuck this scenario GM when
>>582603541it stinks there though
Hii
>>5826036851600/900~/1000/700/1200
>>582603728Is that spechan at the back? I wanted to ask her out
die in a fire whorren/flower fag
>>5826037321000 power? fuck me
>>582603541I need to kiss her belly first before I go any further south.
>>582603716Yes, anon's hair is very dirty. She doesn't mind too much, and the odor will disperse once he is done.
>>582603728CURREN IS THE CUTEST!
>>582603842power bonus speed cards are ur friendkita and maru is mega busted, can go full stam sparks and get enough power from those two
>>582603685According to the Koreans
Wait she was so little I didn't notice her during the stream. Stego in the song!
>>582603876I'm literally Curren lol
>>582603945What if I'm training Bourbon herself, can I just swap Creek for Palmer and run Fine/CB for wit?
>>582603541Imagine kneeling in the hallway, hands on her hips, and kissing, licking, and biting at anything in reach of your mouth. Imagine Palmer looking around nervously: She was okay with this when she thought you would go to the office first and lock the door. But now anyone could walk by and notice. Anyone could hear how loud you're being. But she can't complain. Easy kiss just above her naval steals her breath. Every lick along her thigh turns her into a nervous, panting mess. She gives a quick push at your head, a gentle plea to at least go to the office before you go any further. She only gets adamant, only really starts to push you away (and then drag you away by your collar) when your head goes over her skirt and tries to have a taste of her.Wei.
>>582603919what if i'm running kitasan THOUGH
>>582604180good luck
>>582604172
>>582604170check hag rag
>>582604180kawakami princesstachyon probably works too but you're trading pwr for sp
>>582604080yurr
>>582604170Yeah, just grab more white recoveriesBobos ult is only a whites worth
>>582604180>
Sunny Brian? Rainbow Dahlia? Time Paradox? Silk Justice? Toho Emperor?Cyge make it happen stop wasting my time
cm20 status?
>>582604705almost ready
>>5826047050/3 aces I am ready
>>582604705I'm having fun with team trials
>>5826047050/3
this game is ASS
>>582604705given up on graded and am going to gamble nsm in open league
>>582604705I'll do it last minuteworking on TT uma since I don't care about long CM
>>582604853>long CMit's 2500m and it's the first oshi CM in ages
>Senior year summer>Two turns without a single rainbow>Make Ramen to maybe manipulate someone to moving into one that would grant ramen>It doesn't work
>>5826047052 days before I make aces.
>>582604705almost got a good grand parent
>>582604978yeah nigga if your oshi is named valentine bourbon, kitasan white, or commander special week
>>582605085yeah there's always gonna be good and bad options, but it's better than losing to xog by default
>>582604978>oshivbobo and racist spe
>>582605147yurr
https://files.catbox.moe/ujepvl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/5jo76g.mp4
>>582605147if your favs happen to be pace chasers its not any different than a xog cm
>4 UG in a row>sparks are shittier than SS or s+wtf...
I do not care for Mahjong.
>>582605273what if it's a pace xog?
>yurrI will split your head like a coconut
damn daniel!
>>582605354yurr
>>582605280I HATE THISFUCK YOUDIE
>>582605354yahurr
nurr
i am a autobot
wahurr
naurr
Scaling Mons Pubis
>>582605448John...
>>582605393yurr
straightaway spurr
I'd use auto umas for CM20 if not for the fact that creek chain NEVER finishes in auto
I won't lieIf I get the special version of Girl's Legend U, I have to listen to it.That refrain gets me every time.
>>582605628>brokenheh... I'm save
>>582604705Looping.
lowroll awardnice 3 fast easy runs no autism resetting tho we like that>>582605682yep true
>>582605745yurr
>>582605342pace xog gets mogged by every other variant this time too
is xmas daiwa good for cm20?
>>582605715die
poop cm20 ace test603174706031747060317470join for cookies>>582605880her gold heal is nice because it applies to (almost) all tracks
>>582603838
>>582605923that isnt as remotely triggering as the scott one
>>582605880I don't know, she's a front made for long races with a gold heal so maybe not
>>582605880pretty goodpain in the ass to get the stats for despite being built for front running long tracks
>>582581716Whats the appeal of Shrine girls again?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdNsgxyi0Q
>>582606065Japanese version of sex with nuns
mares have hair
>>582605987aieeeeee
>>582605985>>582606060Not the same either. You bore me>>582606065>Shrine girl AND a fox (messenger? god?)SEX IS THE APPEAL
I don't think I've ever had such bad stats trying to make an ace.Someone recommend me an ace with actual decent growths for a late main that isn't supreme racist.
yuh
>>582606065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La5SvNbViKE
>>582606152horses do not have pubic hair
>>582605880Her unique is nerfed if you're not 1st and rabbit is the meta for fronts now. Her base unique is better tbqhfamalam. But, yeah, she's alright.
>>582606218yurr...
>>5826059396/9
>>582606338eugh
>>582606218
>>582606263Sakura Wars is about theatre not mikoIris > Sumire > the rest > Sakura
>Didn't realize I could reroll races for Dream TeamBrick my ass
sir, another attempt at a forced meme has hit /uma/
>>582606301umamusumes do
>>582605939BANZAIIIIIII>seiun activated poc and see ya later twicegod damhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=l_HIC1Tl08jFdk7Ccq1Nnf1K852708878527088785270887
why are foids the only ones liking the new rudolf at
You must be fun at parties
>>582606725she's like a butch lesbian so it's appealing
>>582606725No shit, they're the only ones that like the ballroom as well.
>>582606756bro thinks anyone here gets invited to parties
>>582606725I like it cuz shes my wife and I like her sauron look
>>582606851I got invited to a birthday party once.
>>582606756This outfit is so fucking good. Can't wait until I can see my uma's titties bounce in that.
>>582606725>not denying being a foidHey.
females should show cunt
>>582606661HOLY JOGGERS>>>>>>>>>4 murmurhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3QH3pYCCm2fOYx3JBZlYDAaD787407837874078378740783
thisis a STALLION only general
>>582606725i like it, reminds me of cingray rudolf aura
>>582607126
Vodka No one is puling on our banner! I told you not to wear those boots you fucking dyke!
>>582607126late start larryshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ca_d-JYV-iV64GOy8mI1l08M133078081330780813307808
>>582607151This woman is like 40 btw, she should find a man and settle down instead of dressing up like the my chemical romance band in the academy installations.
Banana Fiend.
>>582607126Inari One is so tiny that Spechud could've bodied her out of the track....
>>582607371She's 17. 17 is still young.
>>582607126dox these losers so i know to dodge their lobbies
>>582607449umama & v, who else bwo
>>5826073604 deboofers of doomhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=bP-nbmlKi_KojrHoWctJVJtn747565917475659174756591
>>582606851I enjoyed a couple house parties in my timeI inherited my love of jungle music from one of them
>>582607371MCR is Shakur's gimmick
>>582607371every woman past 30 should dress up like they're part of the black parade
5 borrows used and 0 aces award
>>582607540forgot screencap on last but just imagine everyone dying againhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=JQIwCexIGIi5LkLe3B0r7n-Ehighkey thought that was oguri front402371944023719440237194
>>5826077684.4k SPHow is that even possible with a manual run?Are we playing the same game wtf
>>582607768https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vo7u8NUxi8dPUfuE-MtAjMqZ399853013998530139985301
>>582607894Loopa + Fast Learner
i smell bread baking
>>582608015Ass too fat.
>>582607894im guessing fast learner
>>582608015Ass too flat.
>>582608015Fuck off tranny
>>582607757Were you trying to do 2 spd 2 wit + creeku
>>582607991DIDN'T EXPLODE FOR ONCEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yJeIOBt0qC0w4y2hT10xzNEu5333928853339288
>Guts card has a good gold skillwhoever came up with guts needs to get beaten to death with a lead pipe
>>582607894This anon >>582608038 is correct
>>582608118obsessed projector
Be nice to each other
Hope you guys have a great week!
>>582608183i'm not the tranny playing as female trainer, you platless shitter
>>582608159nyes
>>582608235What if i am just tsundere and that's how i show my love for others?
>>582608175literally doesn't matter in like a scenario or 2still want speed and wit cards tho
Poona 45 years YOUNG actually
>>582608282niggas with 3 plats be like
>>582608235rickey lickey wet and sticky
>>582608321that is LITERALLY how the antiJP schizo behaves as past threads have shown
>>582608163forgot again awardhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Xecm4SpGXk5C10uZILIveQtLLAST>LASTLAST>LAST955838759558387595583875
>>582608305My condolences
ever just endlessly bully a child?
>>582608406https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hATSkrtM5Gq2IANnsk-tfY-Mthanks for cominginari juan and spe are fine, just need to fix up kita once I have proper parentsgood tester
>>582608584Thanks for hosting bwo
>>582608584Thanks for hosting gwoI will make real aces in the coming weeksPlaying murmur in Arima doesn't feel right
wooooooooow is that painfully unfunny tiktok trash? thank you whorren anon!
>>582608569Ramonu does this to Still so deserved
>>582608660tbf it is valid just kinda funny
7 and Arima extends by 500m
why the fuck does every tech cost the point I don't fucking have
>>582608709#butthurt #staymad
>>582608721no one gives a flying turd for still
>>582608745Eeeh to be fair I don't want to be that guy with 2 debuffers in a race where xoguri is not the strongestNeed to find the motivation to play and make aces like Seiun Sky and NY Opera fronts
>oguri is a 41 year old hag
It's undeniable: Wedding Dober is the best card in the entire wedding Dober category.
taking the life of those umas with my 2 debofers feels great
>>582608973just the game being a bitch it always does that when you have a nice stack of points
>>582609101sounds hot
>>582609002Trannies do.
>>582609002Ramonu clearly does
>>582609391
>>582608584>8 deaths
What's the best OP, the best ED, the worst OP, and the worst ED among all the Uma anime?
yurr
Whoa, what's all this now?
rotting
>>582608584>retards thought 800 + 2 gold was enough and capped speed
>>582609831Umamon
>>582609831umapokemon
Should I just pick my strongest or is there some strategy to my captain selection?
>>582610047>>582610047>>582610047
>>582609831
it's so fucking humiliating when you have 4 shit runs in a row and then drag the shambling shitty 5th run to the finish line just for danchou's sake
>>582609757Best OPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gan5NEU4LTcBest EDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8WBWLQpreYWorst OPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaontFJPfbIWorst EDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyw2OZAVBa4I like them all tho
>>582609757Run for Our Dream Sunbeam Cheer, Spurt Syndromer Futari
>>582610004Doesn't matter. You get all the rewards if you hit max ratingslop.
>>582610148awful taste
>>582608569Ramonu deserves worse than this and also she wouldn't act like this
>>582610148>best opr u retarded?
>>582600791My strongest Bakushin O is my captain!
