>Doctrine, Sombra, Roadhog Deep Dive | BlizzCon 2026https://youtu.be/Ab1_HIoelTk>Ultimatum Story Time with Chiara Preziosihttps://youtu.be/zl9OHKv4AGU>Breakout | Doctrine Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/h5dwH7nx9do>Expanding Overwatch’s Lore | BlizzCon 2026 Dev Livestreamhttps://youtu.be/bkKBrhbSbyQ>LE SSERAFIM 'Made My Night' Official MV with Overwatchhttps://youtu.be/Y1Lah0BM0KQ>Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y>Schedule>Season 4 - OUT NOW!>Junkrat's Loot Hunt - September 24 - September 29>LE SSERAFIM Event - September 12 - September 29>Free (Play 1 Match) Select* Mythic Skin - September 12 - October 03>End of Season Competitive Drives - October 2 - October 5>Season 5 - October 6>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>582473526
Jose killed xerself
5v5 won6v6 lost
>>582586824you play really really really slowdo a lot of corner sitting and avoid actually divinginstead you should prioritize jumping to deny angles and help confirm killstraditional diving just isn't safe in 5v5 because it's so easy to focus fire the tank
The
>schizo >baitGood start.
>>582586824just trade backlines, bro
>>582587117>>582587035The's
>>582586901d.va is cuter than d.mon
>>582587117oh my I've fallen over
Maugadaddy
>>582587249Has anyone else noticed that getting demeched as dmon is always a death sentence compared to dva?
>queue for QP allroles>the DPS are shit every single timeRivals rapefugees?
>>582587117>>582587035hog x dvamauga x kirikojuno x haz
>>582587751dmon lacking the ability to ult immediately upon demech makes the feature pointlessthere's nothing to keep people away from you
>>582587882There's definitely rivals refugees in qp ATM.You can usually spot them because they get ultra pissy about not being healed for 0.1 seconds.
i guess im playing angela next season
>>582587117having fun playing hazard in shit mmr...
>>582588604Why would a magical girl skin be the difference maker? She already has one.
>>582587117the makothe malosithe findlay
>>582588806im the anon that rolled a mercy one trick acc for next season in the last threaddokiwatch is just a bonus
Flanking Anatards literally heal less in QP then flanking CatsThe buffs have made them even dumber
>>582589156in my experience most cat players are really focused on healing outputseems to be an alt pick for a lot of juno players, who are mostly healbotsI see very few viol2t immitators
I usually am fucked if the enemy tank counterswaps me since I don’t have enough experience in any tank to play through most counters, so I like to mirror their tank instead of counterswapping. It lets me dab on them on an even playing field.
>>582589712you need a "you can't counter this" pickhazard and sigma are leaned on by a lot of tank players to stop counter-pick competitions without just rolling overI'm 10x better at winston and reinhardt than I am hazard, but I can slam hazard at almost any comp and pull off wins
too many euro content creators for this game, big red flag
>>582587117the's if sloan was the theposter
>>582590638almost all based games are eu centric na games are gunball and gta
i'm over here quaking
Is Brig basically unkillable
>>582592341Basically no.
>>582589461Accurate portrayal of the average Marvel Rivals player.
>>582592341basically she's paper
>it's another "let's vote for circuit and not ban widow" episodeWhy is this so common? No one ever plays Widow on my team either.
>>582590767Would you prefer if i call xer sloanmommy or sloandaddy?
>>582592297based gonna play some pharah later, best skin
gn hanas
>>582593107gn cute hana
>>582587882I had some in quickplay earlier, DPS had no idea what high ground was and the tanks never played around cover and thought my healing would be as strong as it is in Rivals.
We need a "The" for White women. The second-best creation on earth.
>>582596030a-and what is the best?
>>582587249>Crack open a mech>A hot chick comes out as a rewardIs this what the future holds?
>>582596349I deserve a Yuna wife in my future
mystery heroes is the only playable mode for me right now. idk if it's just end of season bullshit, burnout, or genuinely retarded bots, but both 5v5 and 6v6 are unplayable for me rn. hoping next season is better, but I have low hopes with my girl getting butchered.
>>582596518racemix
>>582596518be sure to queue up competitive during drives for maximum fun!
>>582592297how does one even play phara. she's probably my least played since 2016 because I can just never figure it out. I mostly play projectile characters too but idk
>be in metal ranks>Sierra dies>starts spamming fall back constantly while we continue to fight over the robot, refuses to move up at all>does the same every single fight after she inevitably dies firstunironically the Moira of DPS.
this was on peak hours on the rank with the most players, and i still get these yee yee ass match ranges, hang Aaron Keller
>>582598196to be fair, emerald is like bronze 12 or something, not a huge deal.
>>582598196How?
it's doomin time
>>582597801yeah I just checked, I have a lifetime 55% accuracy on soldier's helix, but 36% total and 18% direct hits on phara. having like an hour of playtime on her affects that but still. idk why that shit is so difficult for me, they're about the same speed, no? Maybe pharah is a little slower but idk.
I love Tracer
>finally high enough SR for big boy games>winston is just narrating his gameplay into mic>will unironically explain why he's doing what he's doing and what he thinks the enemy team will do>he's usually right>last fight>"I'm going to sit on bridge. I think Juno will Orbit early. I will drop off the back of the bridge and force the D.Va to turn around. Nade and push when that happens and we will win.">enemy team walks in>juno orbits>winston drops off bridge>d.va flys backwards at him immediately>I trust it and nade>whole team purple>we blow them up>winston dies>in match chat "why chase waste orbit and throw">we winI don't think I'm ready for this.
>>582586901
3 least popular picks in diamond+ EU atm
>>582600916he called and set up your nade window by forcing dva's handprobably a higher level play than anyone here has done and they'd probably just say he fed
>>582600973watching bengposter beng a hana op is like being covered in a comfy blanket
why did that one ow streamer get cancelled like a year ago for going into a hog player's chat and calling him a pedophile she was 100% in the right for that fuck this nigger hero
I love da queen
>>582593071>pick pharah>someone goes mercyoh yeah that's why I prefer echo
>watching bengposter beng a hana op is like being covered in a comfy blanket
feel like playing some rein
At least MR doesn't try to hide it
>>582602906desu I don't care how often the hero gets skins as long as they're good ones. Torb only gets like 1 skin a year but it's always a banger. Mizuki gets a skin every season but it's always eboy garbage
>OW end of season>literally nothing else to play rn (Literalyl spent the entire weekend playing roblox)>But next week is OW new season, MR new half-season, and the goty releasesWhy does it have to line up like this
>>582604790play WoW Forever
>>582605185got a code for beta?
fuck it... I will play the niche queen...
I report everyone for varying things. Also if I didn't have an endorsement level of 1 I would have been banned already for calling people retards and telling them to kill themselves, which at present I still slam fire into chat impotently because the alternative is punching a hole in my wall or punching my esports monitor off my desk.
>>582606821I'm endorsement lvl 4 but I disable my chat in the social settings or I'd definitely would have been banned by now
>played QP against some shitter who spammed ez>went into ranked>met him again>destroyed his team>he was blaming his tank>wrote "change his black ass">reported him immediately
anran is so fun
>>582581517
>>582606764I love women...
>I will rape EVERY ONE OF YOU
Next Shion skin
>>582607431I will never have the hangzhou spark skin...
>>582607431
>>582607672but I love her
>>582607672aww marzia is angy
>>582610073>wants to be taken seriously as a villain>but all white men just want to cum inside of her
>>582607394Shush.
Marzia Ogundimu
>>582612187
meow
>>582613670
>>582613796
>>582613796OHMYGOD WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE HER
I'm intentionally feeding every single game for the rest of the night and actively sabotaging my team because my dogshit retard fucking faggot healer told me "one ping is enough" and then the enemy Juno told me I wasn't good at flanking. Blizzard hamstrings me I can't even call them fucking faggots in game so I guess I'll just sabotage every single game I get for the next 4 hours.
>play venture>just burrow and int into the backline constantly, taking at least one or two supports with mekek this is actually pretty fun.
Fuck Jetpack Cat. Stupid character design that never should have left the concept stage.
>>582613940OHMYGOD WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE HER
>>582614083One ping is enough though
Fika Ogundimu
>>582614264one Yuna is enough for me
>>582614083The least hysterical nu-male
if I'm winning, I feel nothingI don't feel satisfactionif I'm losing, my cortisol and all around stress hormones are through the roof and I'm either fighting for my life stressfully the entire fucking time or in a pit of boiling fucking anger wanting to punch a wall until I can't anymore because of the pain because I want myself to feel pain and because the pain feels better than impotent seething anger. I want to scream.
It's funny how JPC exposed that OW players can't aim. In any other online shooter it would be the easiest target.
>>582614534The chinese call it little emperor syndrome
used to play symm all the time, stopped for some reason. just played her now and she's still cool. very based hero
not worth, fuck you junkrat
>>582616018You got Harlequin as a consolation, quit whining you fucking faggot, all I got was Talon Baptiste and I LITERALLY probably lowered my lifespan by 6 months with the amount of anger I felt today playing this game.
I hate anal
>>582616169i'd kill myself before i play widowmaker
>>582616318t. evil kiriko
>retard that bounces from Ashe to Hanzo to Widow sitting as far away from the fight as possible while accomplishing next to nothing>but he’s doing heckin GREAT guys look at the scoreboard, only two deaths! And he has 8 elims! wow! (end of the game btw)I hate these people.
>blizz nerfed target banning your own team but why?
>>582613796Cute kitty!
>>582616434>she didn't greentext itshotgun next in the kirikussy
>>582614083>"one ping is enough"
Now when I think about this, there are no bad ults.
Lmao
>>582613940>>582614071>>582619591
>>582623876WHY IS SHE SO GODDAMN CUTE
Last gold lootbox of the season. Pray for me.
>>582624778TAKE MY ENERGY
>>582624778PLEASE LET IT BE GOOD, TAKE MY LIFE FORCE IT'S YOURS
>>582624778I hope it's fucking shit if I don't get good boxes you shouldn't either
>>582624778venture
>>582624906>>582625268>>582625542So fucking bad
>>582625652
If I win, I feel goodIf I lose, I just sigh and move on
>>582625861if I win, I feel nothing 99% of the timeif I'm losing I feel so fucking angry and frustrated that I feed the rest of the gameretarded fucking subhuman healers, dogshit fucking DPS, I got auto assigned tank and I'm taking on their tank and at least 1 dps and 1 healer, or both of them, for 10 fucking seconds by myself and you fucking retards somehow die without me, this is literally unwinnable, I was slaughtering them, and this is literally what it's called to create space, I am bending fucking gravity around the mass of my play and you fucking retards are not only not with me healing me, which hey, whatever, but apparently NOT DOINNG FUCKING ANYTHING ELSEJUST FUCKING DYINGI AM A FUCKING BLACK HOLE DRAGGING THEM PAST MY EVENT HORIZON, A FUCKING FORCE OF NATURE, AND YOU FUCKING SUBHUMANS ARE ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING.IN ANOTHER INSTANCE,I KILL FUCKING 3 OF THEM BEFORE THEY TAKE ME DOWN, AND WHAT'S THAT? NOT A SINGLE PERSON PUSHING THE ENTIRE TIME? NO ONE PUSHING 5 SECONDS AFTER I'M DEAD?I SHOULD BE ALLOWED BY TOS TO CALL YOU EVERY SLUR KNOWN TO MAN
>>582624778Hoping you get a D.Va skin!
>>582626179You tell 'em, anon.
>>582626179You guys have the wrong mindset. You need to be proud of what you've accomplished and ignore the game outcome. Don't listen to the people saying "the scoreboard doesn't matter", you should absolutely be taking solace in the fact that your scoreboard numbers are better than theirs. Then roll next and move on.
>>582626408if I die making a play and nothing is accomplished I have accomplished nothing, I've just fedand these retards will sit around thinking "fucking moron tank throwing our game" spamming hello emotesso I'll go ahead and change to Winston or Ball and feed the rest of the game and propel myself off the map and then report literally every member of my team hoping they get banned but even hoping *I* get a fucking ban, fuck your fucking shitg ame and everyone in it
The only time I play consistently is when my life is in shambles.
lena cleans my room
>>582627614Lucky.
>>582627614i clean lena's toes with my mouth
I being put on tard duty tonight
>>582626408The only reason I get annoyed at ranked games is because I am literally being punished for unlucky games or just something going wrong.In QP, if I lose a game, I lose nothing. I can queue up and to next.Is Ranked, if I lose, the system lowers my MMR and therefore will decrease the quality of my future games by making the matchmaking worse, which in turns makes future losses more likely which lowers MMR which lowers game quality... You get the idea.Which is a problem because there's a sizable amount of games that are won/lost by circumstances alone. Many times I have won a game because someone on the enemy team tilted or started inting because of something someone else said. And many times I have lost games because one or more of my teammates just decided to shit themselves and throw the game. Yet ranked system doesn't care for that, it will deducts points all the same. This feels kinda bad.
>>582628435>I genetically modified his penis to be 5x larger>Let the experiment begin
>8 days left>just at the beginning of the final title XP-wise, need a quarter mill to finishI don’t give a fuck personally since it’s a gay ass title but Jesus Christ Blizzard what’re you doing. I’m unemployed and I didn’t have the time for this shit.
>>582629968Blizzard haven't said anything besides giving out a few tier skips at the start of the season which looks like an admission they broke leveling but if you read the statement they don't actually say it.
It's monday again and finally I can queue without the employim shitting up my games..
Should I be proud? It's technically Platinum.
>dive in>get hit by Mizuki chain>get put to sleep>get hit by a nade>get hit by a Sigma rockI fucking love CC team comps
>>582630135And what action was taken against your account?This is pretty tame.
>>582631248>see stove is hot>touch it anyway>wtf how do I counter a stove lul
>>582631369I didn't know there were characters that countered ana.
>not a single piece of art or porn of Dmon's battle pass skindead game and retarded tranny artists
>>582608539
>>582631567>I didn't know there were characters that countered ana.Widow
>>582631674>Dmon's battle pass skin>retarded tranny artistsNo D.Mon battle pass skin, mentions trannies for no reason. Checks out.
>>582629659>Let the experiment begin
>>582631802He probably means the ultimate bundle skin
they added too many bullshit heroes and perks and turned the game into counterwatch
>>582631881ok doomfistoid
UwU status?>mfw stuck at lvl 3 prestige and I'm already burnt out this season
>>582631802>>582631872fucking obviously I mean the ULTIMATE battle pass skin, it's in the ULTIMATE version of the [[BATTLE PASS]] holy shit is >>582631802 fucking retarded
>>582631682
>>582631881The more heroes they add the less and less people want to counterswap
>>582632219status: I have 30 levels left to even finish the basic tiers after playing all day and wouldn't want an "UWU" title anywayare you a healslut or something? I already mainly play girl characters (DPS/tank mind you) and my name is gender neutral I don't need to look like even more of a tranny with "UWU" under my name
>>582632224>get quoted twice they're so madDidn't read.
>>582632219>UwU status?I just got to the first title tier. Its over for me.
>>582632219I got <3. Wanted it more than UwUstill can't believe how long you need to play to get all tiers
Japanese E-Sports are live for drop farmers
>>582632729Every box counts.
gm hanas
>>582632241
>>582633241gm hanasgm kirikosgm not the the's
>>582633459One of these heroes doesn't belong
>>582633545wonder how she ended up there
>in debt to my neck>no money for rent>no friends>parents dont want to help anymore>sit in suicide hotline queue for an hour>give up and go to the only thing I have left>acc bannedOH BOY I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE SOMEONE WITH ME
>>582633391
>>582633459>>582633241gm from your kiriko
>>582633787I want Shion to fuck my urethra with metal rods until I cumand she ruins my orgasm
>>582587117THE BOYS
>>582633716don't do it you fool
>>582632105Why does every valid criticism get met with doomfist as a strawman? We've got ball running around with a zarya bubble and ana doing 150 damage from and range but for some reason if you bring this up you're a doom player and must be ignored.
>>582633773
>>582634013doom players are whiny bitches who cry if they can't solo stomp lobbiesthis goes all the way back to chipsa
>>582634461What does that have to do with retarded balance and overpowered characters and overpowered perks?
>>582633938Why not? Odds I go for jews, evens I go for nigs.
>>582634680Wow I can't possibly imagine why nobody likes you and you were banned.
>>582634794Everyone that knows me likes me. The call me smart, handsome, whatever. Useless if you fucked up your finances early in a society without upwards mobility. I sealed my fate in the lowest caste by 20. I'd be drafted and killed in a eastern european forest within 5 years anyway.
nom
>>582634061
>>582600916Tankchads unironically have the biggest iqs.
>>582635274
>>582635626good nyight
>>582636164good nyight cutie..
>>582636221
>>582636164gnyight hose>>582636221gnyight abs
I've had it with playing honest tanks.Back the hog I go.
>>582636793gkill yourself schizo
>>582636880nyo
>>582637039frats?
>found out that there is an assault mode>it's 5vs5What's the point of nostalgic mode if it doesn't fully commit to nostalgia?
>>582637738Because nobody liked Classic.
I think it's crazy you even post about flats unironically since he's everything wrong with mercenary money grubbing "content creators" and deserves zero attention.
I like how the Junotranny has to always respond to every bait and pretend like it doesn't bother xer, but it clearly does.
>>582638002You mistake "disappointed" for "mad" and think it's a win. You post about flats ironically for epic lulz you're still playing his game.
Heh easiest (You) of my life.
>DPS are dogshit and can't secure a kill for the life of them>constantly get kills as tank, they demand I swap>swap to roadhog to do the DPS job for them
>>582638495at this point I just turn off all match chat and queue up the ol' hog.I don't care about my team anymore. That's why I play an independent tank.
>>582637949it's just a funny youtube thumbnail...
>>582621190she was holding back against her son...
>>582632219Complete
>Lose>Lose>Lose>Lose>4/5>Win>5/5 because excess doesn't carry over>repeat x9
Where does this iteration Classic Talon rank amongst the other factions/groups in the game?
>>582640016fucking hell dude
>cat and sombra will be must bans next seasonI am a support hater now
>>582640194>tank without his defining tool>dps lost their adderall supply>sombra had to flex to support without experience>doctrine just got out of prison after decades and is gigawashedvendetta solos them
>>582640016you are a sick man, gz
>>582640016>israeli pfp>troon banner>troon title
>>582632219
>>582640016you are so heckin based a true 4channer
>>582640334Doomgods and BVLLchads, it's our turn
*supports you*
>>582641558*unzips dick*Good timing.
>>582641558total latina love
Overwatch tv show when? The iron is hot right now.
>>582641681can't make a Lena movie without Winston!!
>>582641856Apparently diablo is more important for that
League of Legends came out in 2009 and Arcane in 2021, Overwatch still has lots of time to cook a TV show.
Nerfslut
>>582631041oh is it really monday? huh..
>>582637039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JM3rhj-xu4he tried to tell thembut they didn't listen to the KING
If it weren't for you faggots spamming him I would literally know nothing about this dude.
>>582644351I dont understand how he's even remotely popular. He's not funny. He's not attractive. He's not good at the game. He's not smart. And he has a massive fucking ego despite all this. I don't get it. I can only assume he's an industry plant and/or has rich and connected family.
what the fuck does this shit even mean?we got totally rolled by a cheater and an afk widow
>>582641856It will only work if its animated by a reputable studio. Has an open check book budget. And if they tone down the family friendly attitude of the writing.
>>582644889He used inside knowledge to game the algorithm when overwatch was at its lowest ebb and the old guard had stopped playing. Literally all artificial and all about money.
>>582636316
>>582644889Are there charrismatic OW content creators?
>>582645039It means nothing. All the numbers in the game are either wrong by incompetence or malice. Mostly incompetence.
>>582645208Do Kaplan and Aaron hate each other?
>>582645207I don't watch any streamers that aren't informational so I wouldn't know.
>>582645371No. Jeff hates the suits and Aaron cleans their cocks.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qdmo3Roshyk
>>582645207
>>582645623Bro is in Emiru league now. We lost him.
>>582645039
>>582645623THANOS
>>582645567this shitter is going to have a long career playing videogames for money just like dsp
>>582645623>>582645771Super is a variety streamer now
>>582645774>after 500 hours of playtime we are still uncertain about your rank>to test this we will send put a cheater on red team and a thrower on yours>you lost? here's a consolidation for an unfair game>also you got demoted and your mmr has been calibrated down despite being the only member of your team with stats matching red teamdemonic
What's the point of demotion protection?
When are they updating rotation of white coins skins?
>>582646359
booo
>>582646204to keep the cattle from churning out of the loosh farm
>>582646536is this a fucking slop post as evidence
Only a few will understand this but imagine Vendetta in Halo 5 era armor suit
>>582646623yeah, I wasn't going to type allat
>>582646629i dig it
>>582646738This is the pic that inspired me to make that post
The patented matchmaking is fair.You are the only constant. Queue for one more game.
Sierra is fun.
When I die I scream as hard as I can into my mic
>OOOOOOOOKAY YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
jake is in my house
>>582647461>get shot in game>scream 'OW' as loud as physically possible into the match vc
This does not seem like a healthy meta.
Sierra would look good pregnant
owie owie ouch stop shooting me :(
>>582647661Honestwatch.
>>582647661she takes aim so it's okay
>>582647661THE edison?
>>582640016i always report the israeli flag & trans name card combo
>>582647661Um just dive the ana
Honestly? Palestine deserves it.
>>582647895https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_For_the_kingdom.ogg
Sierra would look good face down ass up
Aaron personally guided this bike
the real meta
>>582648938>still banning kirikotime for her to get raped by another set of nerfs next season
>>582649262Don't worry, kitsune wont be meta when the next character can just give the buff on a 10 second CD instead
>>582649262Good.
>>582648938>Cass>Shion>Ana>SojournI thought jappas can't aim.
>>582647895it's the other way around sweetiestop being jewphobic
>>582649434They're fast learners.
>>582649434It's just a more casual region. Half the people in Japan playing FPS are doing it because of vtubers.
when are they releasing a cat girl hero?
>>582650234
>>582650430sex
>>582650430>>582650528cat girl not girl cat, hope this helps
I drag my team down when I play Juno...
>>582650686there's a bunch of girl cat skins
>when are they releasing a cat girl hero?
i drag my cock down when i play juno...
>>582650430>>582650234>>582650528
>>582650694Despite what seething dpsfags here say you can't autopilot on her, you've got to be able to aim and avoid dying.
>>582651106I can aim but I used to Kiriko so much that I keep going along with boys and die.Also all my ults are pretty awkward
Nade gives Ana 315 effective health plus she has a hard stun
I'm sorry but it just makes no sense to have a world with tragic characters like Genji or Ramattra and also a fucking jetpack cat
>>582651226The best advice I can give is to memorize exactly what distance her falloff begins and do your best to keep anything you shoot at there. Ult wise it's better to use it offensively and not be in the middle of your team when you do because if you get pushed back it'll be immediately wasted. Make sure your torpedoes are off cooldown before ulting so you at least get that value from it.
>genji >tragicHe deserved worse
>>582651664The cat's purpose is to make vendetta seethe. Watch her be defeated by the cat dragging her off a cliff.
Ramattra's origin story seems to imply his model was mass producedWhat happened to the others?
juno getting passed around by fat old men (she loves it)
>>582651941Ram is still a 1 off because he upgraded himself because the base model wasn't good enough at killing human infants.
GG fuckin' E~Z
>>582651941His model was made specifically to kill humans. Humans destroyed most of them after the war.
>>582651941Ravagers were made by Anubis solely as war machines so they were the #1 victims of reprisals following the end of the crisis by an embittered human populace. Ramattra himself says he gained awareness on the middle of the battlefield and barely escaped alive.
wow, there's a shitload of cheaters compared to just last season
>rammatra>tagicHis story is he was a mindless machine designed to kill all humans, gained sentience then decided to kill all humans but this time because he was sad about humans retaliating to being killed.
>>582652092Human nonsense.
>>582651727>level 10 Juno>only now I learned that she can floatHahahahaahaha........
>>582652415He doesn't want to kill all humans he wants to save all omnics.
>>582651941They were a bit gimmicky.
There is another one in Hazard's gang. He's the body artist.
>>582652664Boomslang is definitely heterosexual
>>582650831
>>582652928pocket sombra
moira main daughter or mercy main son
So, why am I not allowed to know ranks of my opponents? What the hell is that bullshit system?
>>582653771If you knew them, you'd focus the lowest rank instead of respecting their potential and just playing the game.
>>582653076That webm of the tiny fast Sombra running during that one OWL stream
>>582652664Boomslag
>>582652664These all look bad.
>>582633716>sit in suicide hotline queue for an hourRanked or casuals? Either way shit matchmaking dead game
>>582654308they're called the phreaks not the prettys
>>582632972It's true.
>>582653986Especially in 6v6 when the matchmaker suddenly puts a poor silver juno into the plat average lobby.
>MERCY ONE>go in to finish her off>she is not "one"Why do people do this?
>>582654701it's ok she won't notice
What if we justYou knowDeleted Lena from existence?
>>582654908i have no idea what is going on!
>>582654701When my estimated rank was Bronze 1 in 6vs6 I've played with Emerald and Gold players. Against stack of diamond players.
>>582655000lena? who's that?
Insane levels of cope from DPS players who are getting gapped right now>its a tank diff im 5-10!>its a support diff im 5-10!
>>582654858they do it so people shoot them
>>582655685
>>582655000Butterfly effectOverwatch flops and Battleborn lives on
>>582654616“Gotta go fast!” lookin ass
So I'm allowed to just ignore flankers and if we lose we lose? I can't spend the whole round chasing after sombra.
>>582656723welcome to the big leagues buddy
>>582654858She really was one. But then you blink and she's healed 200 hp. There's no problem with supports and if you think there is you're a chud incel or something.
>>582656461Let’s not get too crazy now. Randy would still find a way to botch it.
crazy how bad the JQ mythic is considering it was the 2nd one
>>582656709That's right, don't chase anyone faster than you
>>582656438that's the lena
>>582656709no, as a tank it's your job to peel for your supports and chase the sombra to the edge of the map
>>582600986we should all be thankful venture isnt played, its just DPS doom with a little bit less mobility
>>582658548I love The Lena
>>582658689She's nowhere near him.
>hanzo can hack health packs Why?
>>582659412sombra HEAL
>>582659412we're out of ideas
>>582659412it lasts longer than sombras hack too
>>582659412If he was a support they'd make healthpacks kill you if they were hacked
>>582659412he has a magic bow
>>582659412I am not de turd
>>582660269ummm it's ancient japanese science there's no magic in overwatch because that would be witchcraft which is illegal in china
sombra tech support mythic next season?
I want to impregnate Symmetra.
said nobody ever
I said it and I meant it.
>>582660645JD plays overwatch?
I wanna kiss The Lena!
>>582662345wise decision
>>582662345Where?
>>582662345kissing lenatoes.....
caught ya starin
There's a new breed of shit tank I've noticed; Domina forcers who will not switch no matter the map or enemy comp.
>>582665007Also called people with a waifu
>>582665007Sounds based.
/owg/ contrarianposting when they would absolutely melt down with a shitty domina doing nothing
of course darling
Domina mommy hnnnnnngh step on me step on me step on me
>>582665470I say this unironically. She's not evil because I want to impregnate her.
>>582665007Did you not want a shield tank?
>oh my!
What does>nice intmean?
>>582665968you fed
>shitty dominaI'm the domina player doe and i never lose
>>582665007This is an ashe player btw, they never make it about themselves.
>>582665968int is short for integer.because you are the only constant
>>582666168I don't even know who it was adrressed for. Just a dude spamming it the whole match
>>582665968inting means intentionally throwing so nice int would mean someone made a bad play
being affected by domina's passive aoe debuff
My dick being affected by Domina's huge chest
>>582666616Wouldn't an ashe love a domina shield
fuck you guys i just masturbated
>>582665007Low-key been one tricking her the past week to see if maybe I can find a fun way to use her poke slop kit. Aside from angling her shield everything about her just feels mid and not flexible at all. Her E takes a full second which is so long to explode that nobody will get hit by the part that matters, and that's not to mention that it's straight up outclassed by sojourns disruptor shot that does 90 damage per second in almost the same radius for 3 seconds.
>>582667990Ok but imagine, you crystal them, AND your soj also uses disruptor. How can anyone beat that?
>>582667369Wouldn't I love Ashe?
It would be nice if we could have gotten more directed changes for specific tank characters. You know, since we only got 2 fucking tanks for the year and all.
>wintank diff>losttank diff>drawtank diff
>spammed Winston excuse me the whole match>got a bunch of endoressments
It's really cool how a huge chunk of the playerbase have no transferable skills because they play on easy mode and so become anchors the moment they do anything other than play their main.
>>582669024<3
is this easy mode?
Sombra butt
>>582669593I am interested in this
im a pervert freak voyeur
>>582670053Needed to write *smooch* in the chat.
>>582670053A fast learning AI that quickly gathers data on human male fetishes. gulp
nothing is worse than ending up in the crossfire of a QP spat>paraiso>we get rolled>our lucio is just bitching>pure, unfiltered, unsolicited bitching>we finally get a hold>lucio swaps zen>immediately sets up as close as possible and dies 1v6>straight back to bitching>we lose>our hazard calls them out for throwing while being the guy who won't shut up>next match>didn't realize I needed to avoid lucio/zen guy>we get fucking bodied by hazard, who is now on venture>he shit talks>wait a minute or so and requeue>on the same team as the lucio/zen guy AGAIN>enemy team has the same dude who murdered us on venture>we get decimated AGAIN>back to shit talking>next match>learned my lesson and avoided the lucio/zen guy>on the same team as the venture>he's immediately yapping because the guy is against us AGAIN>we win for free while he entire lobby explodes in whining and moaningthis shit is exhausting dude, end of season is always so fucking bad
>How do I become a The?
Idk what hero to one trick next season
>>582672032The post which ends with 7 will determine which charcater he is going to one trick next seasonVenture
>checked all my e-mails from Blizzard>remembered that I gave my account to my friends in 2018-2020>found out that I was banned 5 times for insulting someone in chat
>>582672032sigma
>dps suck>lose
>>582671801does she know shes about to die violently?
DPS with blue beam can't make up for a support doing 0 damage.
Angela Ogundimu
Jack Jetpack Cat
Suffer, as I have!
>Pharah pops her ult>throw Panopticon at her face and she kills herself Fuck you, flying bitch
>>582674712Bodied that flying freakazoid!
lol rivals is fucking cookedhttps://x.com/macey_vo/status/2104497743083556899
>friend talking about how 6vs6 is better>they only play supp or dpsThis is why this game mode died
>>582674954okay?this is an overwatch thread
>>582674954yeah we don't play that rivals crap here
>>582674954I don't know what this means and I don't care to now what this means.
>>5826749956v6 is so much better for tanks OK? Now shut up and fill, we already have a doomfist so we need a shield tank.
>>582674954Explicitly announces they are a overwatch fanboy, no bias here.
juno has to join talon because she got cancelled and dispelled from overwatch after calling the new vampire support a word she learned from her father's old movie collection
>>582675572Basically this would be the equivalent of if Baptiste and mercy facetanked a full deathblossom without using flash heal, immortality field, or regen burst, just holding regular heals on each other
>>582673947why does Mercy sometimes look like she has no teeth ;_;
>wake up>see thisWhat to do?
>>582676121
>>582672032Im thinking Junker Queen
kind of insane that this qualifies for a voting cardcoal healing this low demonstrates how poor their play was, yet the card makes them believe the opposite
>>582676121>>582676251STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!
>8 days until next season>still not champits joever guys go without me
>>582676121i would slash her tires
it's so over...
>>582676484TUFFriko
>>582676568>abominable It sure is
>>582676568congrats anon!
why does mei have 100 ugly ass ow1 skins that I have to get through
why did shion maker her ass so fat and how functional is her pussy
>>582676819shitter magnet, basically the moira of dps
>doing placement to get them out of the way for drives (hell on earth)>win my first match easily, 28-2, clearly the hard carry>next match my co-DPS is a mercy OTP who goes negativegavin isn't even subtle with it anymore
Remember when Ramattra was cool
>>582587117Hazard's VA said JQ is hot, the devs should just go with it.
>>582677614Right now? Yeah.
>>582677614Why is he not cool now?
>>582677667https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Vendetta_-_You_can't_best_me%2C_darling.ogg
>>582677301people are always deranking their off roles just before drives
>>582677952drives were such a fucking mistake
>>582677614No, I don't. He was foidbait from day 1.
>>582678039no they were not, engagement numbers went upt. aaron
I don't give a fuck about Overwatch. I just want Aaron to succeed.
do I have any chance at getting the coins...
>>582678628youre cooked
>>582678327so excited for support honda next week
Fuck it.I drop Overwatch to play Rivals.
>>582674995>super tanks gone>another tank for them to farm cheap poke damage or healing fromperfect for them
>>582645182
>>582678628I was literally you yesterday. I played off and on all day aiming for weeklies, I had like 54 levels left to do to complete the pass (not including titles). Today I only have 28 levels left. I did that in ONE DAY.I have the 20% boost, mind you. So imagine cutting your progress by 1/5th.If you play daily you should be able to do it.Get as many repeatable weeklies done today and early tomorrow as possible cause they reset tomorrow.
>>582678628If you nail as many challenges as possible it's doable
Flats is pretty funny when he roasts bronze players.
Not your personal blog.
>>582679303How much money is enough flats
que onda
>>582679434Stop flanking and heal me
sombra my mental health is low because i am a virgin please be a good support and have gf bf sex with me
>>582679607no
>sombra my mental health is low because i am a virgin please be a good support and have gf bf sex with me
I just started playing Dmon and I think I'm slowly starting to get it, and have had some really nice games as her recently. But holy fuck even as a hitscan main it feels fucking impossible to hit her Major Perk fusion rifle shots. It also doesn't help I never get to practice with it in real games anyway.Also, Lifesteal surging strike just feels better in general. Surging strike feels like her best fucking ability. Also I virtually never hit headshots with her normal rifle spread, feels impossible unless they're up in my face like 10 feet from me, but I also feel like maybe I'm aiming too low.any tips?
>>582679905kek
>>582676819>>582676568be sure to spend any white credits you have on getting OW1 legendaries out of the loot pool
good night hanasgood night lenas
good night junosgood night kirikosgood night angelas
>>582680391gn
I hope Vendetta gets the love she seeks
>>582680621True love with Domina
>>582680487gn gn
good night maugasgood night hogsgood night hazards
>>582680621I don't know what is going to happen with her. Doomfist is clearly on his way to reclaim the Talon throne and her story sets her up for humiliation. Maybe she will end up in the lava prison.
good night briggers
Somehow Coomfist returned
when some raging bitch leaves then you win with the backfill, mhmmm that's what quickplay is all about
Sombra yo necessito medico
>backfillwe don't play that
>we don't play that
>for the second time this month, I pulled off sneaking the payload alone to the 2nd point of Watchpoint: Gibraltar At some point, motherfuckers have to learn to keep a spy on the objective
>>582683797Whos gonna be the payload princess?
>>582683797Spy isn't in this game though
>>582684018You don't have to physically sit your ass on the cart to at least keep an eye on it. I guess at least unlike last time, someone noticed and tried to come contest it (and ate two rockets to the face)
doom is not fun to play with or against remove him from the game
Sombra is too much of a femgirl to be DPS
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>582684485This but JPC
>>582684527wtf is a femgirl
>>582684485this is true for like half the cast nowadays
>>582684485just play comp and ban him every game
the kiriko dance
Brigitte owes me sex
>>582686519this but Ashe
>>582684728cat is a QP only hero at this point
eeeeeeeeeeI'm so giddy I've come so far from my silver days
I only have like 5 days to spend my Mythic ticket. Which one should I get?I don't have a single good Sigma skin, and this is 100% his best one, but I also can't ever see a world where I play Sigma.I don't really care for Widow's but my Widow love makes me feel like grabbing it. Actually nevermind I looked at it again and I'm not feeling it at all.I looked at Tracer's and I don't play Tracer (but could, and have) and I was surprised how much I liked it and it's one of those with a good variety of options.Moira's is excellent, really good, but I have Blackwatch and she's too shallow and too much of a "fuck-around on" hero, it feels like a waste.Ana is cool but not worth a whole ass Mythic I have Captain Amari and about 8 other options.
got humbled in my latest game...
>>582688260If you play widow then I don't see why you wouldn't get widow's. Or at least whoever you play.
>>582686519those thighs and my hands on a date
one trick for this feel?
>>582689002Solo queue mercy
>>582689002venture because 80% of the roster counters you
>>582689107thisno other hero can do that quite like mercy
>>582689002Genji... I swear, people swap to moira even in a fucking 6v6 qp games.
>shion the fucking subhuman retard going off staggering alone while accomplishing nothing>whole fucking team staggers constantly>I can kill 3/5 of them again and again and they can't fucking clean up or even push the point>am chat muted
>>582689475hehe soorry that was me
just had a team of fucking retardsjuno, sombra, vendettacan't make anything fucking happennot being healed, they're going off in random directionsrefuse to fucking heal me so I jump off the map for 1 minute, fuck you all, waste your time like you wasted minesecond round switch to winston and have the retarded enemy team literally trapped in spawn, it's that easyoverextend, they get the point back, impossible to progress now that suddenly cocky team is staggeredam watching vendetta miss all her attacks against a fucking hanzoshe's having a projected edge duel with a fucking hanzo who is solo capping the point instead of going on the pointlater, see her missing all her melee attacks on the same fucking hanzo, damn that's one slippery hanzojuno and sombra duo "flanking" get slaughtered by a fucking reaperhey faggots at blizzard, ban me, I don't want to play your game anymore
>just had a team of fucking retards>juno, sombra, vendettachecks out
>>582691678Hey fuck you
>>582689280>has less healing than the enemy zen>dps diff
Less than 24 hours left.No complaining 3 months from now.
>>582692209what is that and how do i have sex with it?
>>582692209being gay is so nice because I see this and think "oh wow she sure has moves" and then don't buy the skin
>>582689002roadhog
>>582692321but you *could* buy the dance
>>582692209Faggot retard hero for retards that need a Moira equivalent for DPS.
>>582692209I will miss the menu music :(
>>582692321they included mizuki just for you
>>582689002Dmon if your teammates have a combined IQ of less than 400
being straight is so nice because i put my penis inside a vagina and it doesn't get poop stained and i dont get aids
>>582692778kek
>>582692778>i put my penis inside a vaginadoubt
>>582692745I'm a bottom
>>582692209Complaining about what? I bought everything
>>582692735I feel betta now!
Ew theres fucking straightoids here??
>>582692778and yet the majority of straight guys still have an anal fetish
>>582692565that would be Sierra
>>582694130Sierra is Moira tier DPS for faggot retards who want the Soldier experience, Anran is for faggot retards who want the Genji experience.
I can't lie bros I'm 100% fully converted to 6v6I've been playing since 2017 so 6v6 is obviously what I started with, but I was kind of in that "well I prefer role queue and the game is balanced for 5v5 now" campnow I'm all in 6v6 I find 5v5 terribly boringfor the first time in years I'm able to just brainlessly queue without caring which hero I'm playing or how the game goes
I'm uninstalling again. The psychological warfare of the matchmaker is just too much for me to deal with right now.
Sierra is fun doe.
anran is hard to play and makes my penis hard too
>>582694863dps can carrysupport is the boosted retard classtank is the hardest because unless it's an S tier pick it can't do anything against a proper team, if your heals or DPS are retarded and theirs are remotely competent you're donet. dps player
Cole Cassidy is the Mercy of DPS.
>>582694863support is such a thankless role I have the most healing and still get flamed :(
>>582694930I have had some really really shitty games today.
>>582694920me last year. gave 6v6 a go because i do enjoy filling and playing many roles and i just can't imagine playing 5v5 nowthe fact that tanks are actually killable and have to play around team is so much better
>>582695072carrying as tank means waiting for the enemy tank to make a move first, kill him then walk over his team
>>582695290I'd enjoy filling Anran
>>582695419so what, in an optimized game state both players just stare at each other?
>>582695290great jub cropping out the massive vagina to the right there
6v6 just isn't a serious mode.
overwatch isn't a serious game.
>>582695594
I seriously love my wife
I love Lena
>>582695654that's kinda the point though5v5 feels like I'm in a competitive tennis league6v6 feels like I go to the gym to play squash
>>582696002caught ya starin
>>582695594ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
her greed sickens me
How can we explain that Venture is the least played hero in Overwatch?
>>582696710legit too hard and other heroes do their job way easier without being countered by the majority of the roster
>want to play ball>do well on 1 round>enemy team swaps to Ana, Hog, Mizuki, Mei, SombraWhy are ball players hated so vigorously.
>>582696710they are ugly, annoying, and not satisfying to play
>>582696710Average OW player thinks the tank should push the cart
thussy
>>582586901Is the overwatch community the only community that blames people for trying out new characters? Legit i got flamed for not switching off widow for the past 5 QP games but how the fuck am i supposed to learn her otherwise? go on Comp and ruin the game for 4 or 5 other players? Go on meme arcade team dm and get flamed by 2 other players instead? dream up skill on widowmaker? hit up some meme aimtrainer that wont do shit to my aim skill? Legit im trying to not go for the mute all button but it sounds convincing with each passing day
>>582696883this happens to hog even when you're the worst player on your team
>>582697208>Is the overwatch community the only community that blames people for trying out new characters? literally every character based team game
>>582696710Takes too much effort to learn to be good with and is countered by too much shit.
when are we getting 3 choice perks
>>582697208unfortunately some QP animals expect you to cater to their ideals, if only blizzard could flag their accounts and put them in their own plato's cave of bots queue
>>582697208>widowGet used to it.
>>582697208I've seen people get yelled at for playing a new character in a fighting game because they used the same combo over and over.
>>582692209I already spent like 1k to see them barricade. I'm not buying their skins.
>>582696710That reddit post is pretty funny. Hundreds of people doing mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious answer of "xhe's an ugly brown troon"
>>582697773if aesthetics were the issue then sojourn wouldn't be an extremely popular DPS pick
>>582697773of course you're a redditfag lmao
Sojourn is conventionally attractive
>>582697773>that reddit postholy self report
>>582697773Sounds like you're projecting what you want really hard when the truth is venture is simply not compatible with the pokeslop that people want to play.
sombra did this
>>582697884Sojourn at least isn't a troon, but most people still only pick her because she's strong and reliable against certain bullshit. I remember there was a period of time a few years ago when she wasn't that great and she pretty much vanished from ladder.Then on the opposite end of the spectrum you have characters like Kiriko who somehow manage to maintain a high pickrate with a sub 45% winrate because people just like them so much.>>582697938>>582698126Are you mad that I called out your reddit copypaste post? lol
I reckon we're gonna tan their hides, partner!
>>582697208There are usually a fewcwidow hs lobbies in customs. Got me from bad widow to mid widow.
>>582698390cope harder faggotand go back
>>582698126>self reporting that they go to one of the most popular websites on the internetretard
How the hell do you play Juno? Feel like she has too much going on at once in her kit
>>582698417where the hell is the cowgirl juno skin
Venussy is popular in every website!
>>582698417western juno skin when
>tranny-obsessed shitposter outs himself as reddit fag who is only here to stoke culture war bullshityou can't make this up
>>582698645https://www.twitch.tv/aspenIt's probably better to just watch aspen
am I griefing if I never scope as ana
>unironically watching pigsen
>>582698372Sombra saved you from eating dogshit anti-nutrient grainslop.
>>582699116Buy an ad, faggot.
>>582699116I can't get over how Aspen has been 4'10 this entire time
>>582699214She's a good Juno
>>582699116I'm not watching some literal who roastie streamer
>>582699214>>582699260>>582699302Based posts.
>>582699116aspen is a hard carried retard who always gets triple jump on Juno like a fucking moronI watched her stream for the first and last time a day or two ago and her play was completely unremarkable, literally not any better than me playing Juno as a fucking beginner, actually maybe worse because she clearly has no established history as an aimer
>Based posts.
>>582699517He/she/it isn't gonna let you fuck for defending thy honor
>>582699517We don't post our selfies here pal.
>>582699486wait...triple jump is bad??
>>582699667correctwhich is why he posted your selfie for you
>>582699486>always gets triple jump on Juno like a fucking moronlmaooooo post disregarded
>>582699704not him but triple jump is considered the superior option by the majority of juno playersfaster blaster is the quick play for fun pick
>>582697208Yeah, there’s something called the Practice Range. Maybe try that, instead of being place on my team ON ATTACK, getting 3 kills in a 20 minute match. Maybe at least be on the enemy team so they can get steamed-rolled instead, mmmkay?
>>582699882the automatic one just feels underwhelming..
>>582699882Yeah and grains make up like 60% of a balanced diet by the majority of food eaters when it should be 0%. "The majority" are cattle.
>>582690778>just had a team of fucking retardsYou can just say you're playing Overwatch.
>>582699882>triple jump is considered the superior option by support-only faggots who can't aim and are used to spending the entire game running away from their 1000 hours on mercyftfy
on about perks, people told me face of death is a meme on shion? are champ players retarded??
>>582700206considering triple jump is still picked in pro play over faster blaster I'll assume triple jump is the better selection
>>582699907>practice rangethe bots are so wide i'd consider it an aim destroyer because you'd be expecting to shoot reinhardt sized enemies every game
>>582699882>am i being jumped freuqently and need more movement>triple jump>am i safe enough to sacrifice an extra jump for pumping out more damage/healing>faster blasterit's as shrimple as that
>>582700445Recon is by far the strongest dps subrole. 50hp from bike isn't really worth much since you shouldn't be using bike defensively often enough to get value from it.
>>582700445refuel is good because it's basically training wheelsmakes it way easier to live when you shouldn'tgaining all passives is busted and is obviously the stronger choiceit's just better to select refuel when you aren't good at not dying
>>582700445joyride would be so good if she was actuallyy a flanker but she isntif yyou aree not shooting tanks what are u doing
>>582700692Ana mains complained they couldn't hump a corner with no pushback
shion is not a flanker??
>Cass>Ana>MizukiThe fun police.
>>582699262
>>582700571Most major perks are indeed situational.But triple jump is better in like 89% of games.
>>582684753a Stacy
>>582700965Why does the larger streamer simply not consume the smaller one?
>The same people that think Shion’s Faces of Death is bad>The same people that think Juno’s Triple-Jump is goodTells you all you need to know about how retarded the average /owg/ anon is.
Which OW girls like shorter white men? Asking for a friend
>>582701221you're gold
>>582701310>Which (...) girls like shorter (...) men?None lol
6v6 gawds won
>>582701386And you’re brown.
>>582679173good mornyan
>>582701584But enough about Jose.
>>582701584I promise you, my blue eyes and 1C blonde hair makes me whiter than you have ever DREAMED of being.
>>582701179you are a healslut now
yes..
>>582688260My top 3 areSigmaReinAna
>>582701179racemix
whats sombra cutest skin? i want to be prepared to otp her.
>>582702347Better hurry up and get it before it leaves
>>582702347KpopSummer festivalNinjaAubrey Plaza witch
Hana is my waifu
>>582702347K-Pop tummy sexo obviously
>>582702598we know, Brigitte
>>582702574I got this one from a lootbox but the giant hat feels pay2lose
>>582702879Olivia is pay2love
>>582702574Big ass fiveheadd
Why did custa nerf lucio ult?
Peak:NightshadeMarionetaSigynCan be bought:Cat series (Gold is a hack option for this battle pass, other two can be bought)Coooooool:FacechangerGood recolors:VirusPeppermintNochepretty alright I guess:Rainy Day, StreetwearTalon if you like her hairTrash recommended by retard paypigs with no taste:k-slop
>>582703067he resents that he was relegated to main support while a pro player
>>582701821good mornyan!
>>582700965imagine...
>rialto>attack>ana ashe widow with mercy pocket>meaning im literally the only person on the payload at any given timyeah bro who knows why tanks just throw games and stopped playing. real mystery.
>>582702347it's Bride
>drives immediately followed by deleting my main from the gameno reason to really even play this week 2bqhwyf. gonna try some other characters for a bit, see what's going on. pharah is especially calling my name, let's see how that goes.anyways I got bored at work today so I sketched out some kpop brig.>>582702347tulum and summer festival were my go-to before I goyed out and bought the kpoop skin. definitely regret that.
>>582697773ana and moira are two exceptionally popular characters to play (ana's pickrate is the highest in the game) and they're both old hags, one is brown and the other has a non-anime jawlinelike yeah the gender shit doesn't help but it does comes down to gameplay ultimately
>>582702347
>>582702347i like tulum>aloha>hey dudemakes me smile (:
This one flew under the radar I think. I forget which pass it was in.
>>582705187why is she so perfect?
Anran warm milk
>>582696710i don't know, but the hero being less popular means i get to play them more often. they're fun and facerolling an enemy squishy by slowly digging up underneath them and drilling out is satisfying
>>582705290
>>582703067He wants to kill kiri lucio perma meta. He got lucio but kiri is a fucking cockroach who survives every nuke.
sombra this is your final warningstop hacking my pleasure module and making me orgasm mid mission. it's not funny
>>582705452reminds me of that dogshit cree pic
>>582705547why did he make 2 supports that are harder to kill than lucio then
>>582696710play style isnt all that engaging despite basically being a flanker.
the pharah arc off to a good startaccidentally grabbed wrong perk tho
>>582705674you're a ray of sunshine anon
they should just let you buy loot boxes or something
>>582706107Too much legal mess these days.You can in China though. Only ~$200 worth of pulls for the color changing skins!
If this game is meant to appeal to everyone, where is the 30 year old chud neet? I don't feel seen.
>>582633716>sit in suicide hotline queue for an hourCalling bullshit unless you're outside the US, 988 queues move super fast for a reason. Also don't half ass it, you'll wind up in a mental institution involuntarily (they will tell you it's voluntary) and forget it if you're a gun owner even if you don't use it, they'll take that too. But just don't do it, life sucks for me too but things can get betterAttaching an image to this post feels insensitive but it's the code of this site, if you have an image attached people are more likely to read your post
>>582705547...and force an Ana meta, don't forget that. If he actually just wanted Kiriko out of the meta, he'd nerf the hero that becomes lobby admin if Kiriko isn't present, instead of giving her random buffs every patch for no reason.
>>582706735>force a [top 3 at every rank hero] meta
>>582706840Truthnuke.Never kill yourself bros.
>>582706850Ana is super honest she's just the strongest support in a meta with a 60% winrate tank that's designed to completely run over anyone without vertical mobility.
>>582707264but she takes aim bwo
>>582707157i would never want to leave a world where kiriko exists
>>582703067He’s a huge faggot and Mizuki and Doctrine are both annoying as fuck for different reasons.
>>582707264>nade>honestGo fuck yourself
>>582707789wdym a 190 health swing you don't have to aim and gives you an effective hp of 315 while also having a 7 second long hard stun is super honest
>>582707789Just dodge it retard
>>582707645Buy one of the Kiriko plushies dude, I got the Juno and Mercy and I love em. Technically a scalper but the price isn't awful, I deal with fumos so I know how bad scalpers can fuck you and this isn't awfulhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/168653386533
They show the nominees for the next china fan made skin contest soon.
>>582708086I want to collect the The's
>>582708195going bareback in Domina
mercy and juno are the only honest supports
>>582708195Can't wait for them to ignore all the winners that aren't faggot shit, like last time.
>>582707789You can succ the nade next season, hogger.
>>582708646Juno tummy sexo
>>582708646uhmm this skin looks nothing like that?
>>582708646Honestly netease were dumbfucks for picking scientist moira and beach juno there
if d.va launched with her ow2 design, would she have been as popular today?
>3 game winning ults>honest
Just picked up this slut from a bar.
>>582708745what's wrong with her legs
backshots with ____?
>>582708086>doesn't ship to yuropOh well, at least I already have the nendo and pop mart figures
>>582708997Just keep snooping on Ebay or whatever. I was going to buy them through cnshopper, a Chinese proxy shipper, (recommended by some Juno stan Twitter account I like) and they got the goods but a lot slower than buying them all in one go from that ebay vendor
>>582708979Shooting people in the back is for bad guys and cowards.
>>582708812>>>/wsg/6243267
>>582709761the fact this dude still has a daily sub goal counter despite everything shows how he's in it for the cash
>>582708997jose is from chile kek
>>582709761
eceleb threadeek!
This is the worst team I have ever played with in my life. when we finally get on the point, everyone dies. I understand that every now and then a team won't click, but when it comes to you, I don't think I can sympathize.
Yeah we don't that crap here.
>>582710734nasty case of "the other guy will tank" there
>>582710734The matchmaker has been so cruel today.
if you play 6v6 just go bap instead of dps and you get gm easily its a cheat code
>6v6 gm so emerald.
>>582711087someone post the profile again
>do the no mercy meme>newfags don't get itwe won with a sliver of distance left btw, 4 of them just kinda stood in the molten core then I killed the ram and other pharah. i typed pharah diff.
I played a little bit of ow recently for "FUN" :) I come back and the meta in ranked is Roadhog / Zarya. You guys still don't understand the game or what. Fucking Roadhog could fly, it wouldn't be the meta, use your brain, you can counter this shit with 10 different compositions.
>>582633545You can tell because she's not smug like the other two.
How can we explain that Venture is the least played hero in Overwatch?Is the gameplay too different? Is the hero unattractive? There can be many reasons as to why Venture isn't played, however it is still a weird phenomenon. The hero is performing well and has very strong niche(er) scenarios with unique utility.Symmetra is contesting them as the least played hero in the game, she shares some similarities: unorthodox gameplay loop, exclusive utility and arguably less mechanical expressivity than average. Maybe its not more complicated than that. What are your thoughts on this, how would you try to explain this?
>>582712102its ugly
>>582712102Someone already said this was a reddit post earlier
>>582712257I just typed that.
>day 1 fareeha>potg alreadydid they increase the rocket speed? feels way faster than I remember.
>>582712102The thuss gets raped to death by McCassidy, and he's the most played DPS in every rank above silver by several percent.Also has horrible matchups into JPC and Freja, and both are common when they aren't banned.
How can we explain that Juno is the cutest hero in Overwatch?
post faster so i can make my The shitpost and go to sleep!
i will do my best!
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Don%27t_forget_to_stretch.ogg
>>582712102Hideous, retarded, fucked up ugly teeth because she? literally EATS ROCKS. Yeah you heard that right. No the character isn't any kind of supernatural or otherworldly or genetically modified creature, it's not half a mole. It is literally just a troon that is so retarded it eats rocks at the literal cost of its dental health and hygiene. Like troonery aside it has mental illness. Maybe that's canon, is it canon? Did they make it canon the troon has mental retardation in the form of "pica"? Like they really hired the worst of the worst of tumblr design influences and gave them a blank check. Not just sexually ambiguous with a shapeless husky tree trunk body that is appealing to neither men nor women, but fucked up retard teeth and HIDEOUS fucking tribal NECK tattoos and a big flattened panface nose. This is every peak-Steven Universe popularity pre-porn ban tumblr original character DONUT STEELE.As for kit, completely underwhelming but simultaneously fucking annoying kit. Like she doesn't really do anything, really, is just annoying. "I can't very well let this Venture have total free reign in the middle of my backline, their boring nonsensical rock that shoots energy balls hurts a little bit if it hits, but when I collapse on them all they're gonna do is dive underground and escape or go around in circles, thus wasting my time for 6 seconds, and die." This kit is so fucking boring and lame. Drills forward. Shoots nonsensical drill dragonball energy bombs. Digs. Dies. Repeat.Also I swear the last one I fought was lag-switching or something, either that or the hitbox is absolutely fucked.
she eats COCKS?
>>582712102I like her personality and she's got good interactions with the other heroes, but I do play with her mummy skin to cover thems up
>>582713198
>>582712828A picture says more than a thousand words.
>>582713224>Not just sexually ambiguous with a shapeless husky tree trunk body that is appealing to neither men nor womenstill ass-mogs kiriko
>>582714512what you say fuck me for?
>>582714512Right is infinitely hotter than left, but you have to be heterosexual to understand why.
>>582714782Maybe on Planet Retard.
hoiya
>>582714782lmao, sure man
>>582715630heya
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>>582715173>>582715662What part of "you have to be heterosexual" did you not understand? If you are gay and/or trans, it's normal to not get it.
