>>582466183>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com>simple tournamenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1DoUHBdQa6IxPWpui1wSfTfdJLJxCG-hOSNsqudodzwI/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1heXG3xVdU072V4G3XEj_nrHoE5pc9lrJx91TRZg39ks/>questionnaire reviewhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wZapxU_3vJnoaxlsCniwWTmWV3WIxVERVVnktIMdsiw/edit?usp=sharing>videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brBw8Suu_Uk>Seventh /mjg/ Riichi Arts and Crafts Tournament!https://docs.google.com/document/d/12zJFPObwxqlg8VkpnTYCvsd7kLs0iuxDFXQn2yqsHuU/edit?usp=sharing
Mods take away his mahjong image
>>582596857Where does Saki store her flow?
>>582597083Didn't you watch sucky? Her flow releases after she takes her socks off and the stench hinders the other players
>>582597083on her feet the dirty slut
If there isn’t a tourney match in the next 5 minutes im grinching the rest of qualis, not waiting around burger hours for the crumbs if a match . Let the obvious bot win it all don’t give a shit
Burgers don't play mahjong
>>582597638but there is still time. why rushing all today?
>>582596857I don’t see any rabbits in there…
Doko?
if there are at least 2/4 in q, I q
>sucky
If you're 5 5 5 I'm 6 6 7!
>made it out of bronze on my alt>MAKA dropped from average S to average BAt what cost, lads
>>582598405there are at least 2 in q
>>582601551whoops just started ranked
>Doragon dora ankanOh wow, what a shocking turn of events, who could have seen that one coming?kujouriu-5.png
>>582601551>wanted to keep my promise>pic relatednigger kaguyahime-992.png
>>582602894Please come back. I was about to make a 2/4 q post.
Shant play in an unsanctioned sheetless tourney
>>582604065it has a sheet, what did you mean by this
3/4 in queue
Get in here friends.
I saw that kokushi in ranked
>>582604461telly anons ranked to me
>startedfuck this shit
>>582604604I'll do a radio castoh no no no he missed iishantenhe's running out of timenobody is tenpaihe's taking his time thinking on this oneshimocha is tenpai now, sanmenchankamicha riichiedoh anon called into tenpaioh he dealt in- wait what the fuck, shimocha is furitennobody won, tenpai payments, he's 3rdfuritenkeks, we lost?
https://youtu.be/qh7CFsnfdpk
JANNIES
>>582606159RUINABAB NO
>>582606159You just alerted The Head
>>582606438its good music
>>582606159I tried to play this game several times but kept getting filtered by the deck building...
is this really okay to be crane game prize that kids could play
>>582607691mahjong?
>>582607691Yes.t. kid at heart
>>582597083In her balls obviously
>>582607691non super weeb here. sauce?
>>582608117https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saki_(manga)
>>582608117boku no pico
>>582608041girls have balls? how come i've never seen them?
>>582608285hah not that norme to fall for that
>>582608298They only grow after puberty.
>>582608664Change the filename to nya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr8J4FxMUwA
>>582596857What happens if I squeeze them?
>>582609202you get a mahjong gf
>>582605096
>>582609202Ritz will chop your mahjong hand off.
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to Jade Room tomorrow.
Next regular tourney will be hosted on Agari
>>582607542It's a challenging game so I wouldn't feel too bad about that.
>>582609202mahjong juice comes out
>>582606159https://youtu.be/I6Ffr1U7KMY?t=25send in the anti-blob blob
>>582611217scary
>>582611217That was such a weird show, and I never managed to complete it.
>>582610380>>582608887But it is a pay-to-play game and that alone may filter some players from it.
>>582608298Because you've never been with a REAL woman
>>582606159I fucking hate Mili.It's all ESLslop.
>>582611675same, I don't even remember what episode I left it on
>>582614101why on earth would i play it over tenhou
>>582617069nip ESL is kino soul though
>>582617452No, it was always slop.
>>582617648without love it cannot be seen
>>582617648perish
Ohhhh it's time for another vendettaGoing through the shelves picking out my prewritten persona
>>582617754Uminegro's english is pristine, though.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni itaItsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteitaNakushitemoTorimodosu kimi wo I will never leave you
Is it a luckshitting if someone ron'd and tsumo'd 5 times through my riichi?
>>582618107didnt happen
>>582618286Ok I counted and it was actually 3 times.Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jojtnu-ws512w61-596d-6g7c-hkcl-irlnkknmlrt2_a829771206_2
Fake image. Cats do not like hammocks.
tetetetete~yanineko~aru aru~yanineko aru aru itai~yanineko~aru aru~
They did WHAT?
>see a mahjong soul link>not a friendly>get mad
>>582618691hot
>I fuarking LOVE friendlies but I would never ever post them
>>582618691there being four women who play mahjong that i would have sex with is crazyyyyyyy
>>582618604you were just unlucky lol. it would be sus if was the same guy
>>582619235I posted the last one its your turn
>>582610980What does that taste like?
>>582619468milky strawberry
>>582619468might be foul, might be fresh, may be bitter or sweet depending in your skill level and astrological sign
>>582617234So what you're saying is......
>>582618060Here you go, anon, a singing mic'd up Kana.
>>582619754I never got to save her, thanks!
Majsoul Friends Room 71574(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71574I'm newish, be gentle
how long do y'all normally take?
>>582620439I'm usually finished in a couple of minutes.
>>5826204392/4
>>582620439Depends on my mood
>>582619754>s.jpg
>>582617452Cassie Wei is Chinese-Canadian, not a nip THOUGH
3/4 love the skins
>>582619834>>582620708chinks are just proto japanese, so it still works with a slight -25% reduction in sovl
>>582620708Thought she was a chipmunk.
>>582620168>4 Han minimumHoh boy
doko
>>582618691Holy filters
gns
>>582618691
>>582622309Wtf???? Mleaguers look like this??
>>582619237anon, I...
>>582618691WTF, I'm watching m-league now!?!?!?
ill fix it
>>582620168ggYou should probably turn off 4han minimum next time. Not that I mind.
>>582622873the lack of kokos?
Majsoul Friends Room 35426(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35426redo with fix
>>582620168gg
>eastnm
>>582622924I'm very new whats that
>>582623057it's based is what it is
>>582623057You can't win until you have 4 yakus essentially (dora are not yaku). It's mahjong on very hard mode.
very based mode*
How do you get over an immense feeling of regret and shame after doing something?
>>582618691chat is this real?
>>582623215stop cumming, just edge and you won't have the regret
>>582623215play loud music
>>582623057>newYou have comments from 5 years ago
>>582623264a little trolling
I used to have comments from years ago but a jane wiped my profile
I just got some information about the next collab from my uncle who works at YostarIt will be Persona 5
>>582623627EoS this soon?
it's going to be higurashi
>>582624383Don't wish for a schizo.
>>582622967ggs
>>582623264I keep trying to pick it up, but I always hit an early wall in skill idk i guess I'm just dumb
>>582622967GG
>>582624383sloppy xoppy toppy
>tfw anon has to experience 1% of the average Steve's bad luck
I got the impossible repo WWYD right.Jealous?
The answer is 5s. Fuck you.
>>582623057It's mahjong constipation.
>>582624383Cheat.
>>582624719It didn't seem like you were clueless in that friendly. There was an anon that needed 60 seconds to take his turn and he still couldn't keep up, you play better than him.
>>582624719One year I'm a huge luckshiter, one year I'm too aggressive, and one year I'm a turtle. Every time I come back, I relearn the same material, and I somehow come out different each time. But I am feeling it this time, though.
WE ARE LIVINGIN THE 80s! 80s! 80s!
I did nothing but accuse me for doing things I've never done
>>582625718but they*
This is working!
where can I see previous arts and craft submissions? I would like to gauge and get some ideas, maybe I won't skip this year's also...
>>582625686WE STILL FIGHTFIGHTING IN THE 80'S
>>582626052https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/
>>582626112>/ntr tourney/text1-5.pngI don't remember seeing them in the thread...
Shan't fight in the 80's. I am living in the 90's (90's, 90's).
living in the city you do what you must to survive
the riichi city
>>582624383Just post screenshots from ranked.wwyds, yakumen, rank-ups with your main on the screen, etc.Maybe not instantly, but do this a few times, and someone is sure to >names you.
I play riichi city everyday, but only to help me learn how to count fu and do scoring reps.
>>582626283>>582626068are there two versions of tough boy? the tv size op clearly says 90's, but the single says 80'svarious utaite sing different versions
One day, Master Yuzu went to the Soul shrine to teach the monks about the nature of the Buddha.Instead, she only smiled and let out a loud fart. The other students covered their noses, but Cynthia took a deep breath and smiled back.At this moment, she became enlightened.
>>582626112damn some of these are really good
>>582626238Halftime show for the finals. It was cute.
>>5826252137preally easy, not sure why you'd kill your head randomly
>>582625213I'm a headless believer too, but I think 7p is best in this case.
>>582627097You feel intimidated?
>>582627304Please restore this kormo's sacred geometry.
mahjong is a zero sum game
>>582627502
>>582627502explain oka then
>>582627601oka is basically a poker blind, or the amount everyone puts up in the pot to be distributed to the winner
>>582627783Oka y.
>>582627502but not a zero cum game
>>582627502Mahjong is a pinfu game?
how hard will my reputation tank if I submit something with ai?
>>582628114wait... say that again
>>582627029
>>582629026sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff
>>582626794Why not in learn it in majsoul?
>>582629296
>>582628256doing this level scribble would be infinitely (literally) better than an ai submission
>>582628256Retouch it a bit, or use the newest chatgpt model, nobody will notice.
>>582628256you dont have a reputation tho
>Forgot about the tourneyDoes it still pop frequently?
>>582629296>Zeus's choice
>>582630534giwtwm
>>582630570A goose is fine too
>>582629227RC has fu and scoring trainers
Is mahjong a deck builder technically
>>582630858cry about i- ACK!!!!
https://x.com/TMTJM888/status/2104236300798947643
Is SMS still up to date? I've been playing like a shit and need a refresher
>>582632364SQL Server Management Studio?
>>582632445shit /mjg/ says
>>582632445No, silly. Short Message Service
>>582632364Sega Master System?
https://x.com/RiichiCity_EN/status/2104496342764593355UOOH ToT
>>582628256just ask the AI to make it soulful
>>582630761yes, it's a deckbuilder roguelite
>>582633531>short
>>582633972MJS could never
>>582633972oh lord, oh jesus.
West 1, 1->4th place haneman.Poor exp1 got double ronned
>>582632364Sneechi Mahjong Strategy?
>>582633972>deal-in>cumThis is bad game design.
>>582635273it will give you post-nut clarity and improve your play
Naisuuu~
There's some adjective I'm supposed to use on this day. Effulgent? August? Illustrious? I forgot
>>582636715Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit!
>>582636715Moist
GLORIOUS DAY
>Sonoda table A>Fujisaki table Bhmmm, which table...
>Fujisaki commentary
Korea the Yoshi!
>>582637035Cynthia LOVE!!
>>582637035I thought aru was the yoshi
>>582637035I wish my main was drawn in this artstyle too
>>582637589Just main Mia?
>>582637589Too bad.
>>582637737Why is this bird that doesn't want to be touched looking at me like that?
>>582637737Birds...
>>582637737Bird sexo
Okadakeks....
Oh no no, Okada sisters.....
I missed it, what happened?
>>582637864>>582637815>>582637798She smells of guano.
>>582638158Dealt into a haneman pushing a haneman Both were bad wait
>>582637035>>582637626>>582637737where are those even from anyway?
>>582638261Arts & Crafts tournament
>>582638227her scent is that of the tea
>>582638332SNIFFA!
>>582638261I made themcheck the booru
>>582637626That's Gia.
>>582638395That's cool. I like your artstyle, anon
>>582638395Is this you or are you lying?https://x.com/coharu_m
>>582638524I lied
sex with jane
>>582638524Of course, it's him! /mjg/ is a high trust society. We would never lie to each other.
>>582638682Lying is kinshi!
oh no no no your dora?
Sonoda commentary absolutely unhinged
KIKI KANRI
toligakita
>>582639179Shaun!
where do I find a simple ol racist blonde farm girl JK wife?
>>582639179
the wwyd is wrong
this is my a&c entry oc DONUT STEELcopyright (c) anon 2026no stealingORIGINAL mjs character chichihime!!
>>582639675put pencil down and never draw again
>>582639675It's mine now
>>582639735>pencil
>>582639675who's 38, anon or chichihime?
Sands and rocks and
>>582639790
>>582639878
I am 50 points from rankup and I am getting cold feet
skill detected
>>582640141Socks hold you back, don't wear 'em
>>582640141put on some socks
MIZUSKILL
>chichou chanceholy
KAAAAAN
>kanning your kanchan wait
How is Mizuhara so good at mahjong?
Just get a daburii bro
Thats my wife on telly btw
>>582640141Just play 2nd place acceptance from the get-go. I ranked up twice like this and they were both fun and unique games.
I would not have discarded the pei thereamaekoromo-0.png
>>582640135put that mouse down and never draw again
>>582640469I promise I won't draw anymore today
>>582640525make futahime next time big and thick as truck
>>582640437I was at 6 points away a week ago and lost (4th) 6 out of 7 games, I have severe PTSD
>>582640581you could just do it yourself you knowI hereby grant you the power of mspaint
>>582640595Just keep playing, even if things go wrong you'll get there eventually.
>>582640671i prefer to watch
Is anyone actually watching table B?
>>582640783I dont even know how to switch tables
>>582638524we have anons with higher follower counts
>>582640915The down arrow on the screenI just checked and that match is over anyway
>>582640783I don't know how to use this website or change to table Baru-7.png
>>582640915The first table's URL is mahjong, the second table is mahjong-2
samnenchad bros hes gonna get the 2p
MIZUUUUUUUUUUUAGARI KOI
>>582640915/cam 2
Fucking menhon tenpai lets go
OKADABROS WE WON
Earthkeks...
Lol. Lmao.
oh no no nookadas points have been a rollercoaster
malekeks our flow status?
What a retard
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>582641182it was digitalyagiyui-4.png
>>582641173drained
>3rd place acceptancekill digikeks with a flamethrower
he wants out
>>582641182That's not nice
I want ramen for some reason nowxenia-11.png
sex-appeal... won...
Lets go!
>>582641490Is Okada a virgin?
cute earrings
>>582641684no, I checked
>>582641684She and Shiratori used to date
>>582641684Okada has been known in the biblical sense by fat old producers more times than there are possible hand combinations in mahjong.
>>582641684hahaha
>>582642050ishbm
>>582640595You were able to climb up again into a good rank up spot, didn't you? It's prove that it made you stronger. Don't fear failure.
>>582639675Hahi! That's a very cute Ichihime, Greekanon!
There's always a chance you don't achieve your desired rank before you dieBut on on the upside your rank doesn't matter when you're dead
>>582642437Your rank doesn't matter when you're alive either
Finally have all reqs for bonding but I'm at 0/100 dust and I've exhausted the current event.Will probably have to wait almost a month for it to accumulate again.Life is suffering.
>>582642334that's clearly an original character though, not ichihime
>>582642539You're right! It's Greekihime!
>>582642516What does then?
>>582642530grind dailies in friendlies with us nyaa
>>582641684Doesn't she have a kid?
>>582642530If you are playing mahjong for dailies just kys at this point
>>582642579loving yourself
>>582642593So did the Virgin Mary!fujitakana-2.png
>>582642663Thanks, I'll go love myself for a bit then.
>>582642050That is an implausibly large number of sexes, even if everyone who's ever lived had a million sexes throughout their entire life on average, the sum of everyone's sexes would still be *way* smaller than the number you suggest.yagiyui-4.png
>>582642587Dailies give nothing and you know it. He needs to hit ranked and farm hearts.>>582642662But he is playing mahjong to bond a jyanshi?
>>582642884It gives you motivation with clack tiles with friends nyaaa
Forgot to login yesterday and lost 60 jade from my fortune charm...
>>582642884yeah grinding hearts and spending all my copper seems to be the way. I could spend 10 bucks on outfit vouchers and get the vip reward of 100 dust but that'd feel like selling my soul
outskilled (?)
>>582630534doko
>>582643197bronze room god
>>582643197This but everyone below me is S, while I'm B.
>>582642857Proof? Show you're work.
>>582643219Silver actually I started learning 3 days ago
>>582643242But I'm not work?
>>582642979Waste of time that could be spent farming 5 (five) dust.>>582643047Unless you are turbogrinding every day it's still going to take weeks.If the bonded jyanshi is your main and she has a skin that you'd like to buy at some point, it might be a good idea to get the rewards. Whales will keep the game alive no matter what, but if you like the game/service, I think it's only fair to throw the devs a small amount of money at least once.
>>582643935>I think it's only fair to throw the devs a small amount of money at least once.
>>582643935pure goyjong
After a kan and ippatsu are good mechanics. It's like a DMC style meter. There should be more, like ronning someone immediately after they call your tile and discard.
>>582645037>After a kanReal Steve would've called it by its proper name.
>>582645152Rinshan wall draw
>>582643242I was hoping to nerd-snipe someone else into doing the work for me to prove me wrong, but it backfired and I had to do it myself.If we use the bars and stars method, we are putting 34 things into 14 buckets, giving us 47 choose 33. This, of course, does not account for the fact we can only have at most 4 of every tile.So we apply inclusion-exclusion to remove the cases where we have 5 or more of the same tile in the hand.Even this doesn't account for the extra kan tiles, but already brings us somewhere up to ~320 bil if my math isn't too far off, which is very roughly slightly more than twice the number of people who have ever lived. And I'm too lazy to think about kans.So that's two (and a bit) sexes for every person who has ever lived on average if we're talking about the possible *hands*. The possible *walls* are much simpler, at an obvious `136!`, which is what I initially went with.i have had zero sexes in my life btw
>>582645152Flowering atop of mountain
>>582641684is coffee good for you?
>women jongers
>furiten riichi
Are Earth jets hankering to become the first team that entirely gets replaced over a season?
>>582646027He's gonna tsumo, it's fine.
he's PISSED
>nouten riichi
>>582645152What must a person have done in their past life to be drafted into Ass Jets?
>>582646298>u
>>582646334it's ノー聴, so it's like のうてん
>>582646445ō
>>582646445Yes but it's no as in the loanword "No" from English meaning "no"
>>582646553hope you type kokushi musō and rinshan kaihō then
不聴立直
Should have just taken the tsumo, huh?
>>58264665713 orphans.Dead wall draw.
>>582646796Doesn't really make a difference, it's an extra what, 3000 points?
>>582646820"not ready hand reach" then in your case
>>582646883The flow would have rewarded him so his draws would be better the next round.
Majsoul Friends Room 19278(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19278Gotta get my dailies done and nobody is queuing the tourney.
>>582647272telly's on
>>5826472723/4! One more.
>>582647272Why would people randomly queue on a weekday?
I call for an Open Quad out of my already expensive Ready Bamboo Half Flush hand and score an After a Kong by drawing a Red Five of Bamboo out of the Dead Wall. Yonbaiman. You lose.
>>582647524>Yonbaiman4-times character tiles
>>582647272started!
>>582647634kek
Uh, Yuzu bros??? How did we go from disputing 1st to being in danger of 4th?
https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000454.000023444.htmlnyaruhodo
>>582648084you're a year late
>>582648141>purpose of creation is one year lateuh huh
>>582648084Maybe it's all just a scam where they try to get their fans on antidepressants
>>582650065what sort of autism causes this
>>582650118The right tile handling technique improves flow.
50 points till promotion. Do I greed or...
>>582647272ggnya
>>582647272Fuck, if I had riichied on south 4 I'd have gotten ippatsu and won. Gg.
>>582647272gg, thanks for the fun game
>>582647272Also what's that riichi music? It goes really hard
>>582647272gg
>>582650740PINK
>>582650778Oh it's the one you get from the highest whale tier.
>>582651343>>582650778i didnt know if you were talking about me, i have them mutedhttps://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData/en/items/30505006/it's my favourite of them, a shame it's only from the giga-whale tier
punding PINKS pink pussyfujitakana-1.png
>>582651720their pussies are brown though
Did i miss telly link
>>582651343>>582651646I have spent too much on this game and I'm not even 10% of the way there
Majsoul Friends Room 64445(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64445
What does the +29.1 score after games mean? It doesnt seem to be my rating going up because I got 40 elo(?)
>>5826542803/4
>>582654280started
Q
nyo
Started
>>582654280gg
>>582654280ggI have to go do something so I commited suicide
>>582654827that's (your score -30k + 20k)/1000it's used in ranked points and copper calculation
>>582654280gg I cant say I intended to do that last hand. I donbt even know about the pure straight yaku yet
Is the bot hoster gone?
>check tourney logs>a bunch of new names I don't recognize in the last 3 yearswho are you people
>>582657361Newfriends (forma real)
>>582657361Are they novice? Smurfs
>>582657361i am the famous cat
>>582657247Maybe?
海外の友達に「realは日本語で何ていうの?」って聞かれたから「八木唯」って答えた
>G***literally who
>>582657361/mjg/ is inclining
>>582657971Explain to a slow-in-the-head (me) what the joke is
>>582657971real
>>582658231The heat of the rice cooks the yagooey
>>582658605now that's a hard-boiled pun
>baggot>complains about newfagshuh?
let's queue, friends
>>582659030sex with this miko
>Average finish position by MAKA grade
>>582659756>Source: my ass
>>582645723Thanks, I was actually curious and wanted someone to do the math for me.
>>582659810No this is the sourcehttps://note.com/sutemin64/n/ne8278d62172b
>>582659960>literal whoi was sayan
Chat's busted againgg
gg
>>582659960looperbros...
>>582661025>loopers are bad at the gamewhat else is new?
Are you all ready for the DBZ collab coming in a couple of months?
>>582657361The new generation, old man
>>582661560
I created Cynthia blobs as an oldfag. Only newniggers don't like them.
>>582662056You're a baggot SEAmonkey thoughbeit
What's the criteria for riichiing a single wait yakuless hand? Is it by feel?
>>582662056blobs are fine, cynthia-7 is not
>>582662304wrong
>>582662293Early bad wait yakuless riichi is fine don't overthink it
>>582661634End of 2024 was the turning point, I remember oldfags being super optimistic after league 5s success
>>582662056>lil' buddy thinks he's an oldfag
>>582661634Per post is a shitty metric, circa 2020-2022~ threads were on life support practically every hour of the day so of course kokos would be more dense per postTorture stats and they'll tell you whatever you want to hear, I guess
>>582662293Do you have dora? Riichi.Are you dealer? Riichi.Is the single wait a good wait (e.g. honour tanki)? Riichi.Sometimes you just riichi anyway. Riichi is the best yaku in the game and if you always riichi when in doubt, you'll be right to do so most of the time. Anyway, read Riichi Book 1.
Damn I kind of hate all of the thread celebrities now
>>582662827>now
>>582662786>circa 2020-2022~ threads were on life support practically every hour of the dayNo, they weren't, fake oldfag.
>>582662786I was there and I can tell you are full of shit
>>582662827same, except for when that thread celeb is me.
>>582662827Now that the dust has settled, did >>582073260 have a point?
>>582662304cynthia-7 is just off-topic spam, but I don't like how blobposters turn every expressive emote into homogenized and infantilized sludge
>>582662304This
>>582662293*points at head*it's not yakuless if you riichi
Whoever wrote it do a flip like now
>>582663630citycuck melty
fuuuuck
>>582663630Don't you mean what?
>>582661634>praises 'handful of prolific oc anons'>shuns 'famous Xs' and attentionwhoringkek
You wouldn't have a repo, tournaments or league without those "famous Xs", so pipe down a little.
>>582663712Telly NOW
>>582663817yes?some anons are famous due to all the things they did for the generalothers are famous because they attentionwhore in the threadthey are not the same
I killed the general and I'll do it again
>>582664112>my attention whoring good
>>582663817you have no idea who they are newfag because they didn't attentionwhore and simply created for the love of it
>>582663704>visual hallucinations caused by rapeunderstandable
>>582664253of course I know who's who, retard
the questionnaire proves you are all just schizo, and always were
>>582664337who did this? >>582639675
kristeve-11.pngyes I played 2 ranked games already
You can't tell who I am if I just trace
>>582664764Stealing this for my entry
>>582664764I know though
>>582664405anon, age 38
>>582665157how the
Ill be the famous plapper
Riichi or discard to try and get a chinitsu?
>>582665439just riichi dude you ain't improving this hand
>>582665439this shouldn't even be a question
>>582664764cute kot
>>582665439neither, dama for genbutsu wait mangan>chinitsuseriously nigga
>>582665439Dama, 1p is genbutsu and this is already oyaman. But if you break tenpai for chinitsu, you're retarded.
>>5826654392p dama
>>582665439I've seen people get away in gold with way more bullshit than breaking tenpai and forcing chinitsu, even against two riichi, then win.So yeah, go for it.
>>582665439flow check
>>582663008They really were especially during burger hoursGod I hated bumping every 30 minutes for hours on end but I also had some of my best conversations on this site with random anons in early /mjg/ threads
>>582661634>per post
Dama or riichi? I riichi'd because I'm fourth but I'm only fourth because I briefly got disconnected and instantly dealt in fuck this gay Earth.
>>582665569>>582665659Hey man I'm in gold cut me some slack>>582666172Flow is good but I wouldn't have a gotten a gyakuten if I didn't get ippatsu. While chinitsu is a 6 han hand which is what I need to get 1st.https://files.catbox.moe/qht94q.png
>>582666890dama on 8m
>>582661634Why is 4.4 visually around the 7.5 mark? Is this another Claudeslopped graph with Claudeslopped dataDid you factor in fantasy team friendlies this time around
>>5826668909m dama
>>582666917that's the whole point of flow
>>582666917>Hey man I'm in gold cut me some slackeven a silver should know that this is never chinitsu>Flow is good but I wouldn't have a gotten a gyakuten if I didn't get ippatsualso incorrect, you have riichi pinfu tsumo ittsu dora which is already a haneman
>>582667067Really? not ryanmen on 9m and 2m?
>>582666917getting 1st is reserved for the luckshitter just dont get 4th
Only I deserve to luckshit.
>>582666917Hey Newcutie! (cynthia-6u.png) A little trick: download the /mjg/ Emote Replacer from the Repo so you can post both Ichihime-2.png AND the image of your game.
Did I get greedy here? I just wanted a cool yaku.
>>5826668907m riichi>>582667174shanpon*
>>582667523its retarded but soulful
First roll ever
Why is her name Murphy though
plapfy
>>582668148
thats racist
>>582668148Looks like you have your main, welcome.
>>582666214You're a lying faggot and even burger hours were rarely dead enough that they needed bumping.
>>582668240>>582668487Thanks!I won't lie I just wanted to see how the gacha works, not sure about making her my main yet... but now I'm saving every roll
I'm crying because of my own luck
So I hit 5th dan on Friday, but I was b& so I couldn't tell you guys.
>>582664690play 4han minimum
Q?
>>582669938no
>>582666214stop larping
>>582670242Oh no no no the newtroonie's doomposting is crumbling about him
>1st tourney to have a cutoff that excludes 4 other people from qualifying because no one else finished any of their gamesPerhaps a gimmick is what /mjg/ really needs
>>582670660or shilling, or a fun hook, or telly, or a logo, or just anything really.
>>582671061or a catchphrase
>>582670660Nyo, I didn't enter because I didn't trust the tournament. Shrimple as.
>>582670303
>>582670660Do people like you get sexual gratification from doomposting?It's fine, people will queue and play, and they will have enough games to qualify.
>when anon gets pinfu nomi'd a single time in friendlies https://files.catbox.moe/6roprn.mp4
>>582670660I didn't even sing up, because the TO clearly doesn't care, so why would I care? Anyone can spend less than a day's charm worth of jade to set up a lobby, doesn't mean it's immediately a "tourney."
>>582671530fug I hate catbox https://files.catbox.moe/dwi459.mp4
which dragon is the best dragon?
>>582672223the bad one
>>582672223Ancalagon the black
>>582672223I like hatsu
the only correct answer is haku because with enough thumb pressure you can turn any tile into haku
>>582672223my friend commissions a lot of art of his dragon so i think that one
>>582672223Dora... gon...?
Should I roll for Steve?
>>582672782no, the Steve clan is full
>>582672321unfathomably based
>>582671172Nyazinga!
>>582672820Thanks I just googled big dragon lotr name, I've never read that drivel
>>582672917it's not even lotr you dingus
>>582673341Google wouldn't lie to me
>>582672223Grigori
>>582673445True!
Dokos?
>>582672223
Previous tourney champion is dead last … what a fickle game
https://www.twitch.tv/laastix
>>582673910I should catch up on dragon maid before the collab
>>5826671749m let's you upgrade to a tanyao pinfu
>>582673998Not much to catch up on
I believe the Babcock-"translated" English-speaking mahjong community deserves its recognition in the East for having so many excellent players and the word "dragon" is way cooler than "base" or whatever, so I propose the following changes:1. sangenpai are known as ryuuhai (龍牌) from now on2. shousangen and daisangen are shousanryuu and daisanryuu respectively
>>582674258Any discussion about romanisation is moot as long as we continue to call it mahjong instead of maajan.
>>582674217I stopped reading after I got done with the missing Kana arcNot that I hated it, I just drop things randomly a lot
>>582674404>mootWho?
>>582674404it's not even about romanization, babcock invented his own headcanon
lmao the stories have characters with different face emotions. Sad ichihime
>>582674258It isn’t like names for the same thing have to change just because of different languages or cultural origins, so I don’t see why haku, hatsu, and chun need to be revisited.
>>582674450i remember being so shocked that i audibly yelped when there was a female nipple right on the page in that one chapter
>>582674821reactions like yours and the fact most serialized manga are for export are the reason we're not getting as many nipples as we were getting 20 years ago, even in pretty casual slices of lifein fact, we're not getting anything most of the time
Majsoul Friends Room 62452(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62452We'll turn your ass into a sump pump.
>dicksword roomshan't
How can you tell it's dick's room?
>>582675132>south
>>582672223Definitely not hatsu who the fuck can read this
I only play East with 4han minimum
Any queuers?
>>582675723I just checked, only 1 person waiting. Up to join when more people come
>>582675723I'm going to work
>radio uses spotify for playlist>can't play or find that songcrying like a bitch
>>582675132>0 joins in 8 minutes>but multiple complaints about inane bullshitNevermind closed fuck you people.
>>582675690I can𤼵
>>582675996Low trust general
>>582675723I'll queue until xx:30, maybe 40
I could QBut I won't
>>582676076The stylization of 弓 on the tile makes it impossible to read for a dekinai such as I
>>582675996should've posted normally then
>>582675996Try again and I will be the first to join.
>>582675996I didn't know bots were so advanced they can guilt trip people now
>>582674258>babcockhahahaha babcock lmao
Oldtroons vs newshits tourney doko
>>582676769post the kokushi musou love
3/4
When I find a player thats like 1 game from deranking or ranking up, should I worry about them being far more reckless than usual
>>582675912AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH FOUND ITTHANK GOD THERE WAS SONG TABLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS-1sTT4p7A
0.75
>wake up>go to work>go home>sleep>repeatI'm not a bot, I'm just another cog in the wage machine
quite a lot of organic posts today
>>582677073After going home I like to drink beer, play mahjong and hate myself and the game to spice things up.
It's thanks to me fertilizing the land with my shitposts
Your shitposts don't even fall under category of low quality, it's even worse
>wake up>go to sleepWhy is life liek dis?
There's enough fat snow leopards for everyone in this thread
Are people truly good or do they just fear the consequences of being bad?
Imagine getting out of bed when you have to go to bed again later the same day.
still 3/4 in q
>>582677959started
anyone in q?
>>582678761I can q if you q
>>582661025I must be reading this wrong, there's no way even saints 1 get that many As unless it's polluted with tonpuu player data
>>582678832I will q if you q
>>582679024I see plenty of saints get A-, it's not that uncommon
>>582661634>6 in queue>4 already in a game
>>582674469No, he coined the terms to gain marketing hype.
>>582679024If you only play for pure efficiency you lose the gambling soul of mahjong.
>>582661634modern /mjg/ is finally ready for mahjong rights unlike the uncs and oldshits who used to terrorize this good board.
how do i get better at playing winds and dragons only
>only 1 cynthia-7.png in the threadit's the blobocalypse
What am I supposed to feel when I just kicked somebody down a rank division? In this case I saw the guy was like 63 points away from deranking from E1 to A3
>>582680531This is the greatest feeling in mahjong.
>>582680531Any derank other than m1 to e3 is irrelevant and you shouldn't feel anything about it.
>>582680531Dragging a Saint back down into the mud is a great feeling
Big or small looper, we are all loopers
>>582681043speak for yourself I'm not part of samsara
>>582681043I never looped
We are trapped, in a never ending cycle of ranking and deranking. I often think about the miko who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him
I never pooped.
We are all trapped in the loop of reincarnation and only those who never stray from Buddha's path shall break free from it.
who says turneys aren't fun. Gg guys
>>582681893NAAAAMU!
>>582682243get his ass nameniggas
2/4 q
>>582681616Liar Game chads, we're getting a season two.
>>582682315Whoops, my bad. Can't delete the post but tourney is public anyway
>>582682360I can q for another in 10 minutes if nobody else qs by then.
>>582682524It's shutting the barn when the horses have bolted at this point but you can
what do you call this
/mjg/ has fallen hundreds must be named
>>582682831the seagull effect
>>582682831https://youtu.be/BKNy1kANW2I
>>582682749the barn has been shot
>>582682720started
I just won 2.6k in a poker tourney
>>582683929Mahjong?
this is what you're missing out not playing the tourney
>>582684086poker is just americanized mahjong
>>582679024Looking at my recent games with saints:A, A-, A, A+, A+, S-, S-, A, S, S-Looks worse than my stats desu, maybe I can make it
>>582684116Koitus...
>>582683929Nicet.pokachaisu enjoyer
>>582680876Wait, why only M1 to E3
>>582684445>spoilerMaking it to Saint is about consistency, habits and a strong enough mentaru. Many players have the hopeless tranny syndrome and refuse to queue ranked, so they'll never make it.
>>582676076how did he do that
>>582682831First place avoidance
>>>/v/748642735
3 in q
>>582684538M1 is the most common rank to derank from, and it's the last point where deranking has an actual consequence other than deranking from celestial which is nigh on impossible.Gold and jade are very different experiences so it's a big change in gameplay until the person ranks up again, which can take like 10-20 games.Obviously most people who loop deserve it, but you'll never see them actually derank in your games.
How's it going bros this is Pewdiepie
>>582663712I am queueing now, please wish me luck Mikotachi
That last tourney match had some based plays.cynthia-7.png
>>582686440GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH GET FOURTH
>>582685993>deranking from celestial which is nigh on impossible
>>582685993>other than deranking from celestial which is nigh on impossible...
>>582686440LUCKSHIT WIN GET IPPATSUMO RANK UP
Queue
>>582677073I'm waiting for when the loop ends at sleep personally
>>582674613why cat has real ears but bunny has fake ears if they're both like demigod shrine maidens?
>>582674258I reread this post and realized it isn't just another post complaining about western mahjong terms, and I'm assuming other people skimmed over it too, so I wanted to draw attention to it again so you don't feel bad about the efforts you've put into it.
>>582682436Great!
>>582687819I have no idea what Joseph is talking about.
>>582686568I fucking dealt into a mangan in E1 because you wrote that, I saved myself with a 3rd place though, so nothing really changed for me.
Hag LOVE
>>582688018Wrong you got that deal in because of >>582686951 and >>582686568 saved you from 4th place
>>582674258Base? Like the opposite of acid?
>>582684151I think gin rummy would be a better candidate for this.
I call the hatsu tile Yuzu
>>582688882I do the same.
>>582688882Yuzu mentioned!!!!!!
>>582688882yuzu! you're the dora indicator! please tell us the dora!!
>>582690118Chun nanoda
>>582690118isn't Dora that mexican girl who teaches you spanish?
>>582690118
>>582690347The legendary hemogoblin!?
>>582651646it sounds like castlevania music
>>582682436i don't watch anime, are they gonna reach the [youtube takedown notice] ending in s2?
>>582691460Maybe. S1 ended at the end of the revival round after contraband. A full adaptation seems possible.
>>582691460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbJeAf7stfQ
we should watch anime together, maybe call it an anime club, and to make sure everyone knows its us we can call it doko anime club
ok first off we're watching pupa
I'm down 700 points from where I started today.
>>582691972I'd watch anime with Xenia
>>582692124
can someone host a room this riichi quest is impossible in ranked
>>582692124Yosh yoshcynthia-6anh.png
>>582692262Reset is in 10 minutes glop for brains
>>582692262queue the tourney?
refrained from queueing, and now im tired so i shant todayafter my haircut tomorrow i will also lose my iq.. so i mightent not queue tomorrow either
>>582661634im a league 1 oldfag and i like ironic shitposting thoughbeit
Dude thinks he's Samson
i'm a never leaguer never emoter
>new research is out>japanese chimps are smarter than american and african nigsHow long until we can play mahjong with real animals?
>>582691972i don't like anime
>>582693174nobody forces you at gunpoint to join
>>582693295well maybe i wanted you to
>>582693129Those chimps are privileged, it's all socioeconomic factors.
>>582693390I'd rather start out with a lovely dinner first thank you
hi friends, room?
>>582693128If i wanted to see emoting chimps i would have gone to a zoo
>>582693493what will we be having...?
im joining the big leagues afternext match. watch out if youre in the silver rooms an hour from now
>>582693832anything from the nearest asian food court? I was thinking korean bbq
>>582693618I'm full
stop foodRPINGhimekawahibiki-1.png
>>582691972surehttps://x.com/otomadcake/status/2017873166627221743
>>582694006Stream?
All this talking about chimps made me wonder how come we've never had a monkey business team in which all teammates were turned into monkeys?Instead we get reruns of the same themes over and over?
where are the teletubbies babubabu skins?
>>582694283don't
I hope we get another generic pedophile team next league.
>>582694283What about a cuter animal?
>>582694283we had nyanderthals
>>582694275i fumble under pressure and cant handle people laughing at me getting myself into furiten
>next league
>>582694521Birds? Turtles? Dogs? Did we ever get an animal team that wasn't forced paraplegic and transexual horses? I genuinely don't remember any.>>582694597Cavemen team, not the same.
>>582694486Draft me in the Ichigo Marshmallow team
Cunnilingus
we should have an emote spam room so i can do my dailiesno i won't make itit's a tsundere thing, you wouldn't get it, baka
What about... le mollusk team? What if le snails played mahjong??
>>582694678their intro was literally about monkeys and a big ass monolith
League team idea: Backstreet AnonsOC: singalong of Backstreet Boys songs
>>582694843>unironic fun and great themesImagine if sheeps could play.
>>582694843For me it's the humble Nautilus
Next league teams composed solely of spiritual animals.
i'll be a pinworm living in butt
>>582694843let me guess the oc will be waiting until the timer runs out because haha snails slow?
>>582695014
>>582694843snails, you say?
>>582695382h-hayai
What if le Yuzu plays le mahjong?
>>582695382Cuuuuute
>>582695345>snails slowSomeone never watched Turbo
the touhou gensou mahjong server seems to be downand the server files themselves aren't hosted on github anymore, does anyone have the files to host, or can get the server back up?i was hoping to play some this week
I will be the famous Future Mikuru
girls in suits team doko
>>582695345
hey dude what if little girls mahjongas
BBW team doko
>>582695394why does a new comicslop come every few years were hordes of people swear its totally different and not generic, poorly written capeshit, but the only meaningful difference is characters talk like current zoomer xitter troons? I can't believe people read this shit and it becomes part of the current zeitgeist
>>582695667>he wasn't here 3 years ago to play with /mjg/ngmi
>>582695667works on my machine
>>582695795There have been multiple teams where the girls ended up in suits
>>582695945>new comicslopInvincible started in 2003 anonchamaIt's like asking why there are still people watching shounenslop when Dragon Ball already exists or isekai when Zero no Tsukaima and Sword Art Online exist
>>582695897
>>582695945We all grew up with the abusive unloyal boomer dads and ended up becoming racemixed twinks with half their dads strengts that get regularly cucked by women and can't do anything about it. We live in a society etc.
>>582694283But all teams are inherently monkey teams?
>>582694843https://youtu.be/-dLPsw3i_P8?si=zI85Nt5IACAZzwjacynthia-7.png
I accidentally queued the gold room as a master, my reputation is ruined!
>>582696581just win
>>582696206I genuinely don't know why people watch Baki when Hokuto no Ken is there, yes.
>>582696581Post results
>>582695394I thought this was a JoJo reference.
>>582696937Baki takes the repressed homosexuality and puts it to the forefront
>>582694843>french furriesbravo sucky
>Baki the reddit
https://suki-kira.com/people/result/%E9%AB%98%E5%AE%AE%E3%81%BE%E3%82%8A These boomers are grim, so what if she's a homewrecker
is there any better feeling than getting into furiten by fatfingering the wrong tile but winning on tsumo anyway?
>>582696772where did you get this picture of me???
>Hokuto no KenYep now that was a great league 5 team
>/mjg/ look at what le japanese gossip site says about le personalitykill yourself
we only talk about rice futures heregive me your best rice dish
>>582697457I like TKG
>>582697457nothing beats oyakodon
>>582696937baki is retarded but in a good way
damn richfagsi thought this was a chazuke general
im kind of a big deal
>Aki does it and it's okay >My wife Mari does it and it's now a problem
>>582697261Onlycuns duh
>>582697767mahjong is an inherently moneyfag game
>>582697767>gambling>for poorkinda? not entirely
>>582697457I like eggs and pork chop with fishsauce
deploying nanomachines that eat anons who queue in the wrong room
haku
>>582697457bechamel with turkey
>>582697261>*breathes in*
>>582697457For me it's mexican style rice, brown some chorizo, saute some diced onions in the rendered out fat, bloom some cumin/smoked paprika/cayenne in it before you deglaze with enough salsa and chicken stock to cook the rice in, dump in your rice/salt/msg and stir it occasionally until the liquid comes up to a boil, top it with some corn and the chorizo from earlier before covering it up and cooking it like normal rice, mixing in some lime juice after it's done cooking when you're fluffing it goes a long way.
does anyone want to Q
>>582698829nah me done with that, majsoul is gimped
>>582698829Nope, I go to bed now
>>582698829agree on an hourPerchance others may join
>>582698139this is my favorite avatarfag/ritualposterdoesn't post too often but its always a good post
>>582699090but i want to play now
>>582699397he deserves the rape
>>582698139@grok tell me where this manga panel came from then generate some porn of that charactermake no mistake
mfg?
>>582698139Make the all girls that can get fat off it and I'm down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiGFZXfC9E4
>>582697457paella鸡肉煲仔饭coconut rice pudding
>>582699774Maoujou de Oyasumino porn exists sorry
>>582700561It does now
>>582696178huh, seems to work now for me, thanks for fixing anon
koko doko
>>582700716
soko >>582701024
hehe suyachan suyasuya unyuuu tiem
WHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
move along mr. advertister, nothing to see here.
can he post that?
>>582701245heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
advertiser herei don't mind
>>582701548you seem like a good guy, advertiser-sama.
READY
wwyd?
>>582702002fold 1pthis looks very rapeful for 3s
>>582702002push ofc
>>582702117how tf is 1p a fold
>>582702002fold 1pwait just isn't good enough to push with. oh well
>>582701245k** p****...
>>582701415can you?
>>582702002all in, can't win if you don't lose
>>582702309look at 3p
>>582702334negative
>>582702117>>582702128>>582702309>>582702316>>582702436At least Maka loves me. Toimen cut from 2 of his ryanmen in first row for some reason.
>>582702002SOTOGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582703004All bots would drop 3s here
I might be raped, but at least the bot agrees that it's good!
>>582703004nyever doubt the chart
Why do I always get tempted of getting into tenpai/riichi right into the enemy's ippatsu riichi?
>I made the wrong decision, but at least I got rewarded for it
>>582697784omedetou
https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv351345008watch it plebs abvbabaayo
>>582703267Ah-hah, fool that you are for you think you have beaten me purely on the technicality that I have been designated the 4th highest point placement of this table if I could just draw your attention to the MAKA analysis you will indeed notice that while I may have haemorrhaged points you will see that it is entirely undeserved and your higher placement is pure happenstanceYou will be hearing from my attorneys
>>582697784A new adeptchad
Dont plappabake this time amanda
Queue for simple tourney onegai
>>582702334just say the name out blud nobody knows this literal who, bestie making newfrens look like e-celebs
use this for the next thread
>>582703898wrong name, don't push this patootey
WHOA!!!!!!!
>>582703004You'd have to be terminally brain damaged to fold this right at this tile.>tenpai with easy improvements>sotogawa>even if you somehow got back into tenpai for tanyao it would likely be no yaku or furiten>if someone else chases you likely have nothing to fold with anyway and you might end up losing harderYou just got very unlucky but in a lucky way.
>>582703504Why is it asking me to sign up for God knows what.
>>582704142>You'd have to be terminally brain damaged to fold this right at this tile.t. looper
>>5827038683 in queue
Use this.
But 3 s is obviously a danger tile. Being in tenpai for 10 gorillion points doesn't matter if you get ron'd inside. Surely you know this?
sotogawa doesn't work against loopers because they don't know tile efficiency for their discards to make sense
>>582704536>nooo i can't push my mangan because it's le musuji noo
>>582704339>looper projecting
>>582704339
I am ignoring this toothache until it goes away
Sotogawa? That garbage doesn't work against me. I just discard random tiles and all my riichis are guzenyaku.
>>582705185eat more rice
>>582705381>>582705381>>582705381
>>582705185drink more whole milk, it heals teeth
>>582702334kek lainies...
>>582704142It's not sotogawa if he holds another 5s until the whole 3rd row over tons of safe tiles. He's furiten for 4s so 3/6s is the most dangerous suji in the entire world right now. It is possible that he completed the 45s shape but that's a 50/50.If you push it's because you think your hand is worth a 50/50 risk, not because of any of that nonsense.Bots cannot do reads like a human can but it's still possible mortal might fold for 4th place avoidance, I don't know. It might push, I don't really care though.
