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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Tenna
>kresspedo rushing to make a thread on page 2 trans behavior
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Why is /utg/ so rancid today
I am building the anti-foid treehouse with a barrier
do we like this
Mewmew's grassy and watered butthole~
Aqua cute!!!!
asgore sex me now
Reminder that jackbox is happening come play
>>582605551sundays are pretty consistently the spike in the week for this kinda behavior
Come in, dont just stand there
>>582605515Obsessed
self inserting is cool
>>582605515>kresspedoWhere? I see a dess, but I don't see what you're talking about.
>>582605520please PLEASE kysthe world would be a better place with less big male small female pairs
>>582605701if you self insert as a character it just means you don't see them nor do you understand them
This thread will be better if you believe in yourself
>>582605701Why is she so black
>>582605568No.
We like Kress, dont we folks
you'll want to kick the first spamy I switched from my tablet to my laptop
imagine a woman who wants to have sex with men, so gay
Half-Filipino Susie
>>582605901No.
>>582605357Dess isn't real. You're an idiot for thinking otherwise. >>582605551>todayWelcome to 4chan, retard.
>>582605568completely valid request
>>582605357Hoo...
>>582605881SSSSSSSSSSSSSAUCE
>>582605901im not trans or pedo enough to get into it ,,,
>>582605901Imagine having a toy you could just suck the face of and use as stress relief whenever you feel like
>>582605901I do, and maybe, like, two others? But no, it's a vast minority that likes Kress.
>>582605881It took me a while to notice the gigantic boner Kris has.
>>582605913not when it's boring relationships with big burly menmen were created to be dominated BY larger women. end of story.
>>582605489You're loved spamtonposter
>>582605980...man!
ENTER
>>582606000https://baraag.net/@WretcheDDoe/media If only because you got trips
>>582605881why not
Berd sacrifice...
>>582605659My baby
i like smaller male and larger female but adult males smaller than me do not actually exist
>>582605881black sheep, black doealso because in the chap 3 minigame the cloaked figure is actually a black doe
>>582605539tall kris cosplay anon here, its done, sorry to keep you waiting!https://files.catbox.moe/jee3ql.pngindividual pics of my armor pieces when the paint driedhttps://files.catbox.moe/67z07s.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vee4mw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/o2w3dm.jpgIve got body paint i plan to use in a few weeks, will post a few pics of the full blue skinned cosplay then.
>>582605732Worse yet that's not Dess
>>582606130Toby where is the newsletter
Nobody gives a damn about your creepy fetishes, you diseased subhuman freaks. How about you try talking about the goddamn video games, yeah?
>>582606328thumbnail makes it look like she's got an extra long tongue hanging out
>>582606303oh, how tall are you?
oh yes definitely keep posting about asgore fucking women half his height said alphys
>>582606162Ch3 was so fucking KINO nothing comes close
>>582606347This is pretty cool. I assume you're wearing a wig backwards and your hair doesn't actually look like that.
>>582605852I believe in 'qua
>>582606414dont be mean to the kris gimp cosplayer
i like femboys being topped by twunks somewhat taller than they are hahaha
>>582606347this looks good
>>582606465yeah i got a wig, i would never dye my hair for a cosplay, thats too much commitment for like one or two nights
>>5826064355'1 if i am being generous
>>582606461Alphys and Asgore need to FUCK right away but understandably so Asgore is very much loyal to Tori despite the divorce. He's a good man.
is there a term for boyish shota with trap shota, thats how Ive always seen Kralsei
>>582606569FUCKi'm 5'3...i really do want a Noelle tho...
This general and this game are impure.Prepare yourselves to suffer my judgement.
>>582606347That's a pretty cool Krisp
>>582605901I enjoy it when there's some oomph behind it. Can't just have Dess and her boy go at it, need to have that build-up.
I have never played OFF or earthbound... forgive me Toby
>>582606303are you the foid who said she self inserted as noelle
I really wanna see art of shota kris getting railed by asgore. they're so tiny and I just know asgore knows how to handle kris
>>582606863BACK OFF SHE'S MINE
>>582606885EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
good morning chat, how's it poppin'?
>>582606858Both of those games are fucking shit, don't even worry about it. Toby ripped off garbage, which is why UT/DR is garbage.
>>582606704see i told you they don't exist>>582606863not the one who said she wants to fuck big burly men today but i do relate to noelle and have said so previously
>>582606926if it is i just think it's funny that girls who self insert are so self absorbed. why do we need to know your height, who cares
Would you eat this?
>>582607012please please please give me a chance fuckkkkkk
>>582607110I'd keep him in a little enclosure
>>582607012you don't understand noelle roastie
>>582606931You are WEAK
>>582607012Based, live your life to the fullest queen
>interrupts you every ten seconds to say some useless bullshitWhy the fuck did I ever let the internet gaslight me into caring about this shitty game?
born to be dominated by taller womenforced to be 6'3
>>582607012how the fuck are you so small that's so CUTE awwww can i still pick you up and cuddle you if i'm a foid
>>582607259how would you feel about a short woman dominating you...
please i just want some doe... i'm going to fucking die of hypodoesis if i don't clap some deer ass!!!!
Does Carol sharpen her antlers or something or are they just like thatIf they're genetic then they either didn't pass onto Noelle or Dess or only kick in when you grow old or something
>>582607401even THIS doe?
>>582607387I would welcome it greatly!! With open arms even!
>>582607259just get leg shortening surgery and become 5'3being short is not as bad as you might think
>>582607387YES YES YES YES Y
>>582607530>>582607545pathetic....
>>582607240*tsk* cheeky bastard...
6 and 7 spoilers
>>582607565They don't look like that. Don't you love them for who they are? This... thing... is not Chara.
>>582607124i will after the shrink ray>>582607281i love you anon yes you can <3
>>582607439in my mind her antlers are bare and rudy and noelle's are still coated in velvet, but with toby's vaguepost method of writing canon it's likely just handwave cartoon design
>>582607565chara looks like this canonically also kris has enormous tits as well
>female deer>antlersHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
I am offering a free height transplant to one lucky short and tall anon to switch heights
why is /utg/ so full of bottoms.
he looks like he loves human men
>>582607721we've already had this discussion in 2021 and 2023
>>582607662my discord is chuchusan...
>>582607721we've had this discussion 10000000 times but female reindeer have antlers
>>582607387Being dominated by a cute smaller women is honestly way hotter
>>582607837soft boys run this general
>>582607721we've had this discussion 10000000 times but female reindeer have fat cocks
>>582607893I sense that I'm too old for you
>>582607836ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>582607721even if female reindeers didn't have ears, noelle is a fictional reindeer monster, so reality's rules don't need to apply to her>>582607837bottoms always outweigh tops and that's because topping is harder than bottoming. i'd be willing to bet a lot of our bottoms are of the "i lie there and get pleasured" variety too
>>582607837>why is the gay game general full of gays
>>582607836youll never take my height from me, i love mogging all of our short krisanons
>>582608037...do you think the anons wishing they had a girl to dominate them are girls too? don't be silly
>>582607869>>582608031Whatever helps you cope, I guess.
I am the only straight top non medicated job haver in this general
>>582608087there's always a bigger fish
>>582608137it's not about coping that's just like what it is. if she was trans i wouldn't care but also this general would get a lot worse
>>582608140>aquafagwhatever you say anon...
>>582607836I'm mostly fine with my height but would like to at least be average, but I'm so short that I don't think anyone would wanna swap heights with me tho
>>582607648Ah right, forgive me, forgot Chara's sweater only had two stripes as the middle is their skin. Only by the four color limitations of the UT style were we denied her unfiltered majesty.
>>582606419yeah my first time animating a sprite, I wanted her to stand out from other desses
>>582607857please i need a cute doe to add me........
>>582608241She's my baby I will feed her and Seth spaghettis
>>582608120I feel like most people I've seen who want the women in this game to dominate them (excluding Dess and Tasque) are bi women
>>582606863no thats meand also its not just big burly men its intimidating men, physically or otherwise
uh do you guys wanna do fibbage after this or just get straight into frantic fanfic?
>>582607464the deer muzzle allows for a more efficient grazing technique
>>582608401lol
>>582608224Whatever helps you cope, I guess!
>>582608487gimmie a quick round of the fib
>>582608487Did I miss Blather 'Round? I always have fun with that one but showed up late
>>582608487fibbage is cool or we can do another drawing one those are fun
>>582607857>>582608383that's one of a desperate anondon't share your info like that dummy
i'm going insane
>>582608483What about men that just seem off because they have autism? I don't try to act intimidating, but I think I give off that impression. One time a cashier said to me "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like you're going to kill someone after this."
>>582608483What if Kris held a knife to your throat would you feel the same or would you laugh at him and kick him in the balls?
drinking my covfefe right now ask me anything
soft life with my ralsei wife
>>582607981Even older women can be cute and small, though?
drawing games on jackbox are always the top tier ones
>>582608775Is chara gonna shit in the core?
>>582608617ahh the furtive armorey, so easily forgotten...
>>582608719sometimes, really depends. I like some characters that could be considered autistic>>582608730kris is too cute so nah I'd pat him on the head
>>582608796All of them are fun except for like 3 of them
>>582608796Agreed, but I always lose them :(I wish I could draw...
>>582608750what's his scarf trying to say to me
>>582608312weren’t you an AIfag?
Soft Life With My Noelle Wife
blaahhhh speedhacks ruining my funny answer
>>582609086what are you on about lad
i played that mike fangame demo that came out recently and this might be the worst darkner design ever
>>582609462the scarf hole looks like it has a secret mouth
>>582609398could be worse, they wrote an answer for me :(
>>582609182lol I say AI is fun to play with ONE time a year ago, and fags still remember it
Ralsei but he has a mommy
>>582609564it's wishing you well
>>582609620so you don’t use it anymore?
whys the game so damn fast wtf going on
>>582609701impregnate
>>582609838he's using speedhax
>>582608903The closest -ery to almost reach the sun since it got to touch Asgore's nude bod (unlike shirtery who only got his torso), Flower King's strongest soldier
I hope she appears in hometown in chapter 6
>>582609823does ai writing porn count
>>582608401Dumb post
fucking nigger razor keeps catching on my hair. its supposed to TRIM, not TUG
extraordinarily sexy catshttps://files.catbox.moe/7xm7k9.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/b6pfjy.jpg
its too goddamn fast bro pls
>>582610036>white guy too retarded to shave himself>is racist waoah
>>582609968What porn do you have the AI slop up? This is important.
>>582605357does estrogen give you good taste?
>>582610203he takes pleasure in your suffering
>>582610203it's like a whirlwind...
>>582610229Tools are meant to be USED, and if they dont do their purpose, they're worthless and should be thrown out
>>582610238i just use grok and make it write the characters with the prompt I give, thats it. no ai image porn, just written
>>582610036most fatherless /utg/ poster
>>582610194awesome i love fat hairy pussies
noo sexy deer don't molest me ha ha
>>582610416wait what do I gotta do with this
>>582610242no thats a hon.
>>582610313anime villain speeches be like
>>582610194I love the shading on these, especially Catti's boobs! She looks insanely cuddeable
>>582610194god yes i love anal
>>582610242This confuses me as in half the desselle fics out there either dess, noelle or both have penises
SHIT I WAS AFK LIKE ONE SECOND TOO LONG
>>582610664Don't know if it's just because they're big heavy girls but Catty and Alphys just feel tailor-made for anal sex for some reason
>>582610782get chara outta there
mettch a skettch
>>582610194DAMN!
wish i could force certain artists to draw more of fave
>>582610782>chara>dreemurr
>>582605551>leaves for like 2 days, again>thread goes to shit, againWatch this. It's good for you. Leaf it to me! *Makes the thread better with my sheer presence*
>>582610194ZAMN! Hochi mamas!
>>582606347so cool, great kris!!
>>582610782I like how Asriel is a silhouette despite having an actual sprite in UT
NOELLE!!!!!!
super cute rudy
>>582611003Why is Bold and Brash there>>582611350berdly :)
Berdfag is being a cringe spastic again.
Dangerous Spamton video, not minehttps://files.catbox.moe/rkuj6l.mp4
>>582610782Chara isn't a Dreemurr and Asriel already has a sprite. You should try actually playing Undertale you fucking casual.
>>582611690>https://files.catbox.moe/rkuj6l.mp4KRIS NOBAD DOG
>>582611416bold and brash is in dt, actually
romeo is a jumpscared man
Hope we can play again soon, that was fun
Toby Foxy screamer
uh whoever usually starts the frantic fanfic game get on that now please thankyou
Toby's a dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him
https://files.catbox.moe/tsfp23.jpgutg has gotten too comfortable opening random catbox links
>>582611690i identify with this dog
>>582611857https://franticfanfic.com/game/2F17HERE
join up
>>582611952And yet, this one, too, is a reward
>>582611975>>582612006WHICH ONE!!!!
>>582611952a love that crushes like a mace
>>582611690Bro...
>>582611952>https://files.catbox.moe/tsfp23.jpgI literally hid my eyes with my fingers like a kid and it was just Maddy ass
>>582611952not a deer 0/10
>>582611975six players anymore wanna join in?
>>582611975fuck... too slow>>582612074this one but we already started>>582611975
>>582611952Post more
>>582611690I got "no video supported by MIME type" but judging by the replies thats a blessing in disguise
>>582611975>>582611857I like the concept but it's too scary for me so I'll just watch the thread for the results to be posted
>>582611952gore link no bulge
https://files.catbox.moe/tn1vkt.pngopen this link to see a dismembered corpse getting fucked by a homeless man
>>582612318Please join next time it would make me happy
>>582611952>no dick
>>582612318it's not scary anon it's fun you should join next time
CHAPTER 5: MEWMEWFAGS WERE REWARDED FOR THEIR PATIENCECHAPTER 6: SEAMFAGS WILL FINALLY BE REWARDED FOR THEIR PATIENCECHAPTER 7: CATTIFAGS WILL BE REWARDED FOR THEIR PATIENCEtrust the process. catfags will prosper
>>582612376horrible, wish I'd never been borm
THAT catbox link...https://files.catbox.moe/np6mey.jpg
glad I'm not the only one who added a HP character to the mix
BIG sex TITS and ASShttps://files.catbox.moe/bgfqzl.gif
>>582611952If only we could see her world-famous, uhhh *spins wheel of adjectives* garrulous and insubordinate butthole~
https://static1.e621.net/data/ba/b8/bab8d313190e5ff5a2cb15ae286d3d8c.png
>>582612607>>582612509>>582612376>>582611952WOAH, JABONER!
Dark World that age-regresses the Fun Gang when they enter
>>582605881There's a high likelihood that she'll actually be black.The white cloak sprite that obviously represents Noelle in the mantle game is a brown deer if you turn off the toriel variable.The black monster with cyan eyes is a black deer if you turn off the toriel variable, and we already know Rudy and Carol aren't black.
>>582612660umm i don't know what mass effect has to do with this
>be a mewmewfag>happy she's in chapter 5>she gets lots of art>...all of her art is made from twitter secondaries that give her a dick and a human flesh bodyshe literally has a voicebox in her boss fight. her body overheats. mewmew is a doll and yet I never see any pink doll porn. I love joints! I love plastic! I love ghosts! If I wanted to fuck a normal human catgirl I would play any other game. deltarune is monster girl heaven and yet everyone always makes the shittiest porn of the characters. I hate my life. I hate everything. I just want to caress pink's hard plastic body. toby hates me specifically
FREE GOREhttps://files.catbox.moe/08av1h.png
>>582611248>>582606518>>582606732thank you guys, i worked really hard on it and im so happy its done <3
>>582612376qt 3.14>>582612696not a catbox link 0/10
>>582612402https://files.catbox.moe/mth9y4.jpg
gore warning
>>582612770shoutout to that mewmewfag artist who posted for a month or two after the chapter released and gave her proper doll joints and usually a pussy but still had a few dick alts. that guy was awesome. i miss him...
>>582612728She'll be black because she's the Knight right now...>bbubbbubububutNo butts
>>582612770Sorry dollfag but DR is a real girl franchise... but you can be the change you want to see in the world
>>582612770mew mew is slop and inspires no creativity within people who can draw
>>582612856I thought this would be an asgore pic
Actual very real gore warning no scam (don't click very traumatic)https://files.catbox.moe/6ie199.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ixy502.mp4
holy shit. i just got a great idea. im going to pause everything im doing and im going to make a definitive monster girl chart for utdr that has images of every single monster/darkner divided into different categories based on how monster-like they are and how much of a monster fucker you would have to be to consider them fuckable. I've got to figure out how to make this work in google spreadsheets so I can upload it as a pdf
>>582612728
>>582613085>openly planning to upload pdf
Noelle should do hardcore
>>582613203do you not want to see it? I'm going to title it :/utg/'s definitive monsterfucker chart" or something of that nature
>>582612967gorey warning
HARDCORE GOREhttps://files.catbox.moe/t6nih1.jpg
Gerson's work pulled from Librarbies worldwide after his earlier manuscripts and poems were discovered including such lines as "Slurping that juicy they/them pussy like it's water in the Sahara"
>battat raped by cats>spamton raped by dogswhy did Toby do this
>>582613248EAT THE POOR!!!!YEAH!!!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/ycs4x8.pnghetero porn warning
>>582613085You could just do a tiermaker for it since those already exist (unless you want to give them actual in depth explanations for each character)
>>582613321should be kris
>>582611952You're god damn rightFucking love blue women
https://youtu.be/TY0g5sCozE4 man this really is kino
>>582612728Dess will be black furred with blonde hair
>>582613248She looks like she listens to punk music that is specifically about not doing drugs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsAu-nOg3Tw
>>582606241A wonderful sacrifice.
>>582613493that's purple, fisherman
>>582613420i wasnt planning on giving explanations but now I am. thank you anon. im so excited. i never though of myself as one of those freaks that get excited for spreadsheets but after making that 900 deltarune spell pdf ive started to become very interested in this kind of stuff
>>582613535minor threat sucks
>>582613570...maddie's bluemore vibrant than kris' neytiri ass, but still blue
>>582612770tragic year for doll joint enthusiasts, the monkeys paw really curled on that one
>>582611952/utg/ once again mass (You)ing mid
>>582613392I see that cutaway, that's not hetero at all>>582613546>Rest easy now... I'll see you in Berdhalla
>>582613570This is clearly not purple, fave
>>582613602Yeah it's boring as fuck actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SHIEKeubCM
>>582613729don't piss me off
>>582612942This
>>582613627>>582613729indigo still b a purple just like with Toriel
durag johnson, whatever happened there
uh oh my wrist is hurting time to stop scrolling /utg/
>>582613759And you do what, Pussy.
>>582613845piss
>>582613759teehee
>>582613572Deltarune spell pdf? can I have it...
>>582613809shit bit pushed by temlard
distressing image ralsei fans don't openhttps://files.catbox.moe/4p0f77.png
>>582614165Why are you fapbaiting me it's midnight...
>>582613809Don't fucking joke anon, everybody knows that renowned underground hiphop artist Durag Johnson (1991-2020) gave his life protesting police brutality in Amerikkka. The cops planted the cocaine and amphetamines in his blood to discredit his legacy which is now beautifully honored by a street mural on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in his hometown of Detroit Michigan. You're a fucking disgusting racist.
>>582613572>>582613085here's my current plan. I'm going to divide every utdr character into these four categories, Monster -> Feral/Beast -> Furry -> Human-like. and then I am going to write a quick explanation why they deserve to be in that category. maybe I should give each character a score, too? maybe I could make each character have a graph like the image related>>582614042surehttps://files.catbox.moe/24ih89.pdf
not my best work today on frantic fanfic
>>582614371This is super cool anon, I love your spreadsheet autism and I'm looking forward to your monsterfucker chart. Godspeed
ougghhhhh asgorepants ough ough ough
>>582614509burger king...
ouuughhh torielpanties ouuuugh ough ugh
>>582614371you’re really autistic which isn’t a bad thing I’m just sayin
>>582605357Nice drawing in the OP. Caught my attention.>t. tourist
Fahaha you ever accidentally make a post in the wrong thread and really wish you didn't have to wait nearly a minute to delete it?
>>582614572to be fair i dont think its that autistic. im just really bored
>>582613535Dess is a minor threat
>>582614659I too fear the day when I ritual post in the wrong threads
>>582614659no. /utg/ is all i have left....
>>582614371Good idea
one game, can we just have ONE NORMAL GAME
>>582613186>black monster mirror's Kris's movement>has cyan eyes, same color as Kris's skinWhat if the black deer is Kris, not Dess?
Short hair bayonetta > long hair bayonetta said fave while smearing chocolate all over the white couch but the chocolate is white chocolate
>>582614659Fuck the rest of this website except for /utg/ and even then fuck /utg/ sometimes. I'm leaving when Chapter 7's out
>"Oh you know I want some cake... and a slice too." Rudy grinned, patting the knife in his pocket.i don't think this is gonna be the ultra rare raldy goons i was hoping for
>>582614659Confess.
>>582614685I lve this artist so much i wish he drew cuntboy kris
>>582614868the black deer is kris and dess' unborn child conceived from their forbidden copulation. kris slashing it is actually a subtle nod to the fact that it was aborted
>>582614937...I already have.
>>582614872Fave is correct even if short hair bayonetta is just fem Kojima
>>582613361spamton was also raped by cats don't forget
>>582614659No, because I only use utg
>>582614392same. i respect us both for trying though.
>>582613809still not sure why shitters are so insistent on pushing durag johnson when it was the worst deepfake of all time and you could see the face lines messing up on the border of the guy's face. you had toby saying shit like the fagtrain down to homoville or hellen keller or tldr eat shit faggots or skeleton incest gives me a boner etc and the best they can do is a shitty ai deepfake of some random unrelated guy with toby's (current, facial-hair covered) face over it? like it's anachronistic to anyone with eyes and anyone with good eyes detects the fucking warping around the face so like, what's the deal what's the point, why not shitpost using actual stuff toby has done or said
asgore let pizzapants hit once and only once
>>582615206evidently it was the other way around
>>582615037FOUL TARNISHED...THOU'RT UNFIT EVEN TO GRAFT
>>582614659I posted fave on a thread in /fit/ once
>>582615118>toby made a bunch of edgy sexist and homophobic jokes as a teenager in the early 2010s...>...BUT HE WOULD NEVER EVER EVER DO ANYTHING RACIST. RACISM IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN AMERICA AND TOBY LOVES BIG NIGGER COCK GOT IT?!?!?
>>582583560i smiledalso is this really the best op image we could have chosen guys
>>582615270Oh god, you know
>>582614659I did and closed the thread immediately (it was /utg/)
<3
>>582614990Kris and Asriel double teamed Dess and she got pregnant with twins, which she aborted.The Kress fetus became the Knight, and the Dessriel fetus became Ralsei.
>>582615270Imagine getting banned for posting dick but not a good one
>>582614872Fave actually doesnt find Bayonetta or PNO5 attractive. The fact that they are meant to be seen as attractive sex icons ruins it
>>582615048I'd have so much sex with fem Kojima... autistic Japanese game dev hag...
>>582615523that's premium dick, I'll have you know
what do the reacts under writers mean in frantic fanfic
"You've already disappointed me enough today!! How are you so massive but your dingdong is so small?! WHAT DID I GO OUT AND BUY THESE SPECIAL MADE MAGNUM GOAT CONDOMS FOR???"
>>582615293>he’s dancing in agony againfunnyzilla!
durag johnson was so obviously Toby and it sounded exactly like him. Just listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMeiny1lfOA
straight cinema
>>582615610I was writing from the heart with that line
>>582614659I've posted a thread on the wrong board.
>>582615610"look i told you we're not gonna fight right now, a no is a no if you fight us right now that's like fight rape or something right kris" Susie shot a quick glance to Kris who give a quick nod>>582615601means which reacts that writer got the most of on their writing>>582615731and it was beautiful thank you anon
>>582615293see this is exactly what i'm talking about man, it's not about "ohhh he could never have done anything racist as a teenager in the 2010s" it's about the fact he literally didn't do the durag johnson bit you push so hard, meanwhile you got a whole feast of actual shit he did do to bait with, so like what's so special about the ai deepfake that sucks ass? like if you wanted to shitpost about him being racist why not bring up his connections with hussie and the team special olympics shit he was on at the time? he was part of the music team and everything, why not pull from there? what about liquid negrocity, huh? but you don't bring any of that up man, you just bring up this insanely specific weird "durag johnson" thing that never happened. it's just so strange to me
>>582614872Reminder that short hair Bayonetta's clothes are made of her pubes.
>>582615712what the fuck is durag johnson and what is thiswhat are you people talking about
>>582615723TOO BAD
>>582615293Halloween Hack already had racist jokes, and Tobys best friend Hussie is racist
>>582615762"I've got just the soilution," smiles Flowery. In his hand? A pin for popping balloons.
I'm racist and queer and both racist and gender discourse is boring as shit senpai get over yourselves
Toby said fart when he was 12 which means he shares my politics that uhh idk hitler or something.
>wall of text with no capitalizationhid that post
Who here is unethical goons
>>582615943He grinned. "Dice in my mouth. Dice down my gullet. Dice up my ass. Doesn't matter. My body is ascended now, fully acclimated to the plastic after years of abuse. I am the only one prepared to treat Boiled Battat the way he deserves." He said proudly, rubbing his belly once more and then slapping it. There's a clattering sound as he does. His distended, plastic-clogged belly...might be my favorite this round lol
>>582616096>"Dice in my mouth. Dice down my gullet. Dice up my ass. Doesn't matter. My body is ascended now, fully acclimated to the plastic after years of abuse. I am the only one prepared to treat Boiled Battat the way he deserves." He said proudly, rubbing his belly once more and then slapping it. There's a clattering sound as he does.I feel like the write of this part actually did that.
>>582616096"But, Mr. Tenna... I don't wish to be rude, but..." the very pregnant mass of white fluff that was Ralsei hesitated,"... are any of these people... really trained in delivering babies?">>582616194hahaha... whoa... not like.. i'd know anything about that... haha....,....
>>582615991>I'm racist and queerHello average Deltarune-fan
>>582616236casting a spell dombledor telepathically grabs a pipe and tobaco from off screen and lights it with a match spell"and with this L33T CH33T we have enough gold to buy a spider donut" his avatar changes to leaning close to the screen blocking half of his face, as if he was telling a secrete "It'll be important for later" the avatar winks
>>582616072grow the fuck up
>>582616410>he goons ethnicallyfaggot
Size difference is hot.
>>582616383"You were HOMOSEXUAL, you made a choice to SUCK dick and LICK ASSHOLE!" the doe shrieked in rage, "Do you know what that means?"The little orange retard shook his head."I'm going to abort you, just like your mother should have..." She began to drag them towards the lake, stepping into the water.i don't know why this one wasn't higher up in the rankings, it made me laugh a lot. also, are we doing another round?
>>582616501susie you fucking pedo
goa
>>582616501vore the little faggot
>>582616538"I'm thinking about a different kind of cake right now," Said Rudy thinking about Ralsei's plump ass cheeks.
doa
https://franticfanfic.com/game/GK9Khosting a room now if anyone else wants another round!
>>582616780cute
>>582616780Noelle was placed into the taffy puller for her crimes
Yellow if Toby was a good artist
>>582616538yes can we do one more round please
>>582616861Yesss, finally got in time for a game!
>>582616967yay! glad to have yougonna keep it open for another minute or two for any stragglers, code is GK9K if anyone else wants to join still!
>>582616861after my lackluster contributions last round i'm gonna sit this one out. hopefully i feel recharged by the next time we play. look forward to reading the stories though.
>>582616878Why is he blue
>>582616878That is a cute Yellow despite your probable falseflag (apologies if its not)
I think kris and susie should oil up their feet and shove them in my face
>>582617046i think it's always more fun with more people, but this is understandablehope you have fun reading the stories anon
>>582617114Mr. Tarantino I like your work
For those in the audience; do you just wait around until the end, or can you see roughly what people are typing in "real time"
They just vibe coded the Darkness 1 onto PC. I bet I could vibe code Deltarune chapter 6 in a month
>>582617439You got a link to that game?
going good so far. Ive decided to just split characters into 4 categories instead of trying to add a monster scale for each one
>>582617282You just wait around until the stories are done and then you get to read and react to them and vote on a couple of awards.
Reminder that light world Pink is tiny and immobile
>>582617053a 5alse5lag?
>>582617831>filenameI don't understand how this is racist, they are all susies
>>582617553https://github.com/portingpete/The-Darkness-Recomp
>>582617939Ok.. how do I download it without accidentally destroying my pc. Im taking a shower and I would appreciate just a pointer or two when I get back
>>582618174but that's susie's blood
>>582618174>gay twink>gay twink>woman>you are SO getting fucked
>>582617913It's a weird baiting campaign, I don't get it either
>>582618174*smears poopy on my cheek*
Fave's pubic mound skin feels a little irritated and they don't like it
I'm racist towards darkners
>>582618683Enjoy your vacation, anon.
>>582618729PROMOTIONS
>>582618683I can't believe Noelle is eating that bread without Susie!
>>582618683holy shit i thought noelle was holding a small baguette or something for a moment
MOOOOOODSSSSS ANON IS POSTING KRIS' YELLOW COCKKKKKK
>>582618809Those Symptons aren't green.
>>582618992BAG THIS ANON *Tosses fishnets on him*
>>582619008Tenna getting tested for chlamydia
WHY IS KRIS'S PINGAS ON MY SCREEEEN *starts crying and shitting*
>>582619092Mmm yes spread it spread the poppies mmm yes
>>582618992anon tries to bust /utg/ for posting porn but hilarious antics always occur to make the porn disappear right before the janitor can see it
>>582618683Sexy Noelle and sexy penis. Powerful art.
Curse you, Favey the Faveapuuuuussss!
remind me again why you can say nigger on this board but can't post dicks
>>582619223Kids might be watching
>>582619223We post our dicks all the time.
>>582619223i dunno but that's why i posted my horse penis dildo on trash instead of here because id totally get banned for it
You can't say that word either.
>>582619380post your cage
>>582619380i awake
>>582619223I’ve got a few bans on /vg/ for posting the hard R
>>582619223advertisers allow racism but not sex
>>582619491I don't see ads, but aren't most of the ads on 4chan for AI pornbots? Do they really care if people post cocks?
tell your siblings you love them for megoodnight
The politically correct term is nigners
Toby Fox has definitely said nigger
Hey I-- oh... bad time to enter thread. very bad time
What the hell? Who just put 'THE' every time they were asked to write? Were they throwing the game? Did they get disconnected or something? >Check and it says all those parts were written by a user named 'THE'...Oh. I guess that makes sense.
>>582619593:O
PEOPLE OF HOMETOWN! HEED THIS WARNINGPOINTED TAIL, BLINDED EYES, TRAPPED IN ASYLUUUM!BWOPWOPWOPWOPBEWARE! BEWARE! RING OF THORNS, PROCEED, PROCEED, PROCEEEED!
Can we do ONE more frantic fanfic? Please?!?!?
>>582619753The
>>582619753Yeah, I think they're a troll. If we do one more round, the head honcho of the room can kick that nigger
The Zappers marched in and carried Fujo out on a stretcher, having to use a forklift just to move her. Elnino and Lanina came in with gas masks and began spraying industrial strength cleaning agent everywhere. Pluey was hosed down with blasts of firehoses to clean the filth off of his matted fur.>>582619796Haha ok sure, i'll make the lobby, might not start it until i'm done posting these though (depending how long it takes)https://franticfanfic.com/game/TT9M
>>582617939seriously how do i download this
>>582619890Oh dang you're a racist... which writer are you so I know to sabotage your writing?
>>582619958Click the green code button
>>582619954"THE"
>>582620076Cold, wet and moist; those are the words you can describe the Mike room.Kris sat in between filth.Blame the cat.Pluey wiggled on the floor. Various pitches of sax sounds were heard.Pluey was strumming himself. probably my favorite, made me laugh a lot writing my part
>>582619954I'm going to sleep now, thanks for hosting frantic fanfic. Is this going to be a daily thing we do now or only on like weekends or whatever?
>>582620118>>582620012I'm THE
>>582620075anything else?
>>582620232"Oh man, I done screwed up again..." Yellow whined sadly, looking down at the mutilated, parasite-ridden barely recognizable Orange in front of him. >>582620175hope you sleep well anon! also i've truly got no clue, it's been a daily thing so far but it's new and shiny and it probably won't be forever. different people have been hosting it mostly every time, so it just depends on when people want to do it
>>582620324We had something good with the filename numbers
>>582620303Download as zip is the last option of the place I told you to click
>>582620413With moist and matted fur, Ralsei IV trudged through the refuse, his sore and bare feet having to submerge themselves to his knees in order to make any progress. Only his sopping footsteps, echoing throughout the ruinous wastes, could be heard.lol sorry i didn't even noticeok now that they're all posted i'm gonna start the new round in a minute, link if anyone missed ithttps://franticfanfic.com/game/TT9M
>>582620516If you see "THE" again, just kick the wop
>>582620076THANK YOU ANONS
>>582620413Good christ why the fuck was this the first one I read
>>582618174What does this mean for King's scar then
>>582620895fat gay twink
>>582620895it means he's doomed to death of karma
>>582618224Ralsei has Susie's blood on his face because Susie's supposed to die in the prophecy and it's like metaphorical for him having her blood on his hands by guiding her through it even though it's his face and not his hands
I really need to participate in more franticfanfics to get more Aqua fics
>>582620895imprisoned suicide
College courses start tomorrow guys I can't be a fat idiot that jacks off in his room all day and browses utg FUCKKKKK
I apologize for what I have wrought.
>>582621312me too..
I’m having a really hard time with suicidal thoughts but at least there’s deltarune in my life
Pink if she was better written
>>582621232is fave's college also on the quarter system? 10 weeks can be pretty tough Ganbatte
>>582621594>bigot falls
>>582621232I saw a post earlier in this thread that reminded me of this other post I once saw that was like "why do age regressors pretend to be toddlers, if I could go back in time I'd choose to be 16 again so I could play videogames and jerk off five times a day"
>>582621824looks like art Dmoth would make
wud u fuk?
>>582622040Why does Rudy look like a woman?
>>582622124Why indeed *smokes pipe*
>>582622040The better question is why are they 2 different art styles
>>582622218You're not better than me. Stop acting like you're better than me!
>>582621959Does it have Pink's voicebox, even if it's Spamton's speech affect
im starting to think this scat thing isnt a joke I actually think most of you are degenerates
hmmm
>>582622632self-inserting as neutered battat
I've just skimmed through the thread and I don't know what this fanfic thing is. I don't want to know. Don't tell me. I'm leaving now.
>>582622623unironically hot
>>582622623If you're still reading his shit you're asking for it
>>582622623The thing is, I'm not into it, but I am willing to commit to the bit if I have to. I don't start freaky, unless it's either Noelle or Kris related, but god am I willing to be freaky.
>>582622743Idk I haven’t bothered to open any of them, filter bait
IMPORTANT!what is your fave's favorite minecraft block?
>>582622918this i try to commit fully to whatever wack shit i'm given
good night!
>>582622952The brown brick from Minecrap
Shunned by all, he had seeken refuge in the cliffs of the Castle Town dark world, wandering aimlessly. His clothes were tattered and stained with who knows what, and he had absolutely no shelter.
>>582623123Kris groaned as they tried to push themself up on shaking, folded limbs. They gave up and decided to just wriggle their way over to Carol like a worm. Carol huffed a laugh in her husky, mature female voice. "That works too."
>>582623167turning around from buggering in a bag of medical suplise, Norm Normal, the Normal NPC met her gaze"only for free"fujo looked down at her belly, only slightly over weight. unacceptable
>>582623232Rape Horse knows just what will cheer Battat up. No-one ever says no to Rape, from Rape Horse, after all!
>>582623285"I-I stink...? N-No I don't...! I'm perfectly fresh, look!" Noelle took a step forward. While she was overcome by fear before, she couldn't just let this fluffy oaf insult her like that! Even if she was rather... fragrant.thanks for playing guys! it was fun
I would say no to rape from Rape Horse.
>>582623369Bro
>>582623369you monster...
>>582623369How could you
>>582623368Yeah, I liked it. I hope we have fun again some sunny day...>>582623369what the fuck
>>582621646The creator cant stop designing human Decembers
sex...
Rudy should have sex with noelle
What if Susie said "Bean time" and took a single bean out of her pocket and ate it and this was her entire lunch
>>582624575ok but was it a cooked bean, raw bean, or jelly bean
>>582624638a really tiny mr. bean
>>582624638Unclear
>>582622952the ovenlots of yummies in there
>>582624638Hard gamble with the buttered popcorn vs rotten egg jelly bean. She liked all the rest of the gross flavors so she's going in with blissful ignorance
nobody could ever love a fave like me…
>>582623123That ending was fucking amazing, man. When Tenna's high and mighty in canon he completely brushes Spamton off, seeing him as a nasty rodent. The Tenna in this fic does too, but in his most vulnerable state he's able to get a semblance of comfort from Spamton, even if he doesn't know who he is.
battat coital urinary incontinence
i am happy because everyone loves me.
TesticularTorsion? I don't know that spell...
>>582624575Berdly loudly yells "THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS"
erm... cheesed to meet you
>>582625513>* Twist.
Showing Ralsei Musical Transients by Psynwav while they don't know any of the songs used to make it
Make sure to verify your Id, deltafellows!
*burps and spread crumbs all over your bed and scratches belly*
goofy goober
>>582626204
>>582625140thank you though also i'm so genuinely amused that you read that whole thing and just came away with spamtennagem
>>582626402I can't not fuck them...
>>582619380tell me more, or else
>>582626590>hunt the wumpus finally got its 21st century rendition
Azzy gets revenge by soaking her sheets in sweat and cum
What does the Deltarune world's version of Christian Rock sound like?
>>582626402young theydy, please get out of my house before i call your mother
>>582626841I don't know about Christian Rock but the soundtrack we've been hearing is what Angelist Rock sounds like
>>582626402WHAT A SLUT!!
battat premature ejaculation uhghhhhhh *cames everywhere*
wawakris and wawasusie
It's funny when white people make a essay video on Undertale or Deltarune and call it a deconstruction on the genre whilst playing 0 RPG's to back up the claim (that's ignoring the fact that they used the word deconstruction incorrectly).
>>582626841Maybe it’s literally earth’s real Christian religion
>>582627425Mindless contrarianism is ugly
/utg/: a deconstruction
/utg/: a dessconstruction
/utg/: a deeznutscumstruction
/utg/: a decircumcision
/utg/: a de_dust
/utg/: a destruction of m'they'dy's nullpussy
/utg/: a destabilizing medication for anons worldwide
/Htg/: a dEconsLruPtion_
/utg/: a doelestation
/utg/: a defacto fave factor
/utg/: a devastation
/utg/: a dedede
/utg/: a demonstrous display of undertale monsters (not clickbait)
/utg/: a dick pick of asgore
/utg/, Desolation, Devestation. What a mess we made. When it all went wrong
/utg/: a dude wearing a diaper
/utg/: a devastation of anons fave folder (regretful deletion)
/utg/: a dick pic daily
/utg/: a developed brain poster (rare)
/utg/: a demonstration of darkners and lightners backsides, illustrative book by me.
>>582625470i'm unhappy because eveyone hates me
/utg/: a demonstration of human and monster crimes (and why the geno side route is justified) book by unknown character (chara)
/utg/: a development of love between anons>>582628484i love you though!>b-butno buts!
/utg/: a tale of virginity
/utg/: a dozen retards fighting
/utg/: a deconstruction of the entire physical makeup of the universe by the sheer force of mewmew's farts
/utg/: the posts hidden within, in theatres THIS SUMMER
Kris... vagina...
/utg/: when you're here, you're family
Does anyone else think it's a dick move to write your story as a mystery box and then make fun of your fanbase for trying to solve the mysteries?
/utg/: a delightful demonstration of Aqua's destructive tendencies
>>582628823<3fax brother
>>582628876This didn't feel mean-spirited. Now, the whole hat-Ralsei thing in 5, on the other hand...
>>582628876ungnmgmhhh i wanna show battat my dick move
/utg/: to denounce the evils of truth and love
>>582629238battat rape.....
>>582629392BATTAT RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>582629439I might need to see this...RIGHT NOW
Battat is a child slave by the way
Battat is 30 or 40 years old and doesn't need this
gravity falls theory
>>582629238I wanna show Fujo my dick move on Battat.
gooter scooter
>>582629487battat rape machine broken :( i keep putting in coins and getting nothing>>582629795i think she'd like that
>>582629792this is fake
>>582629847goats
>>582629672battat is a cute petite mid-30s man and needs rape correction
temmie generate me a pluey sprite NOW
>>582629847this is still mega sex
>>582629958sex with them
>>582630221many such cases!!
Temmie Chang Dates A White Boy!
>>582607110I'd put him on one of those gas station hot dog rollers for all to see, proudly. I wouldn't eat him because that would make me feel bad. I'd probably leave him on the roller until he becomes a genuine health hazard and I'm forced to feed him to one of the crows outside my bodega because if I fed a hotdog that old to a human they would probably die.
Carol loves her beautiful baby boy. She is the type of mom who only abuses her daughters.
>>582607837>>582608037On a quest to find the singular afab girl anon who dares post on /utg/ and top her. I mean uhhh..... Huh extra drafty in here today.... I'd don't know if you heard me over all that wind but do you think we are going to see more titans in the next chapter anons?
>>582627017Imagine if there were Angelists who preached over the television, and they were called Telev-Angelists
my prince(male)
>>582610036'That's why you are supposed to swap out razors after every 1-3 shaves, if you are using a single blade safety razor that is. Cutting or irritating your chin is most likely a result of a dull blade'-said jockington after removing his beard off-camera
I really like this image
>>582629865The rape machine was jammed so I had to check inside the slot https://files.catbox.moe/q020vz.png
>>582631336that kris looks too old
>>582626673I appreciate (you) silent Asgore poster. Best goat.
>>582622040It's insane how hard Asgore was slaying that brown buckussy.
>>582630121Need more scenes with nervous Ralsei x sleazy Azzy
>>582631397A doejob ages you
>>582631397Dess...
>>582629847What a fucking narcissist
>>582631653lol
The deltawarriors are all sexy backfisch
>>582628876something tells me that with this many mysteries a load of them are going to be dead ends that never get resolved by tobert. The REAL theory is figuring out which ones are actually going to be answered. I think it's going to be a good 50/50 split of things getting addressed and ends left loose.
Hid that post
>>582631912undyne, fabled shota hunter........
/utg/: late to the joke
>>582632152grim
>>582632017she literally is, isn’t she
>>582628876Not if your story has persistently been a comedy since day one
>>582631912>>582632234I'm surprised by how little Undyne gets posted in these threads. The average /utg/ anon must not like sushi.
I don't mind however someone chooses to draw Kris. You can make them have crazy tits or massive dick it's okay. I don't feel any kind of negativity towards someone who does that.But I am bothered when people call Kris a boy or a girl. It just rubs me the wrong way.
>>582632471Chapter 3-5 demoralized me
>>582628876well i think he thinks most of the theories are bad (except mine, toby and i are metaphysically connected on a wavelength rudyknighters will never understand)
>>582632487That's as irrational as getting upset at seeing Kris drawn as black. I suggest seeking therapy.
>>582631867What happened to Dess Who is this gaster guy?What is the vesselWhy did Asgore lose his jobWhy did Alphys say the Mayor"doesn't need the police"What's beyond the police tapeWhat's in the shelter (Probably never going to be answered but) who is Mike frWho is the KnightWhy is the Knight kidnapping lightnersWhy is Kris the only human in hometownDid something traumatic happen to KrisWhy is there a blood stain in their roomWhy is Kris working with Carol Why is Kris opening dark fountainsWhat is Rudy's illnessWhy does Ralsei know everything that's going to happen including how the soul interacts with the world though menusWhat's with Kris going up to closets and saying "it could fit a large person"What's wrong with that blue bird gaster follower guyWhat happened to Onion SanWhat's in/under/across the lake that sounds like musicWhy is Susie always hungry and avoiding her home in the light worldRoots?What's going on with carol's evidence boardPlease feel free to ad to the list
>>582632471I, for one, don’t have many Undyne images saved but before deltarune she was easily my number 2 I guess most people just forget about her these days since she’s not much more than a background characterLove her cop design though. Binocular undone is cute
>>582632471fishfags are pretty much extinct. same with most undertale characterfags
Don’t you hate it when someone is exposed for being a horrible person and then some retard comes out and is like “yeah I saw the signs when he had an opinion I disagreed with.”
>>582632471this fandom is full of genuine goldfish who think if a character hasnt done anything substantial recently they don't exist
>>582632659Good luck fitting all that in 2 chapters
>>582632674except for charafags
>>582632674There should be more dogposting. These threads would be far more pleasant if everyone simply envisioned themselves in Snowdinn or Waterfall
Dess is across the lake, who else could be singing
>>582632756most of these will have the same interconnected answer
>>582631352HOLY SHIT!!!! CUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU....i just got a complete and total rape machine jackpot..... *tears up happily*
>>5826327567B
>>582632836sex with dogsi want to get a dog
>>582632702Zoomers are like fucking vultures manThey pretend to respect people but every time a respected person gets called out, they reveal how much they hated them or just "felt those vibes" all alongHypothetically if Toby Fox creator of Undertale got exposed for something bad you'd see a lot of this
>>582632674I haven't died... yet
>>582632549Yeah. just tell yourself she got giga nerfed in the alternate universe. Or they used her as scaling-bait to show just how powerful the Knight is. If she's okay in the bunker then I'm excited that she will actually show up next chapter since all things point to either the Holidays house or the Bunker being the next location. I hope she has a redemption being shown as a badass instead of just a tool to make the knight look more powerful.
>>582632702I knew Doomer was a groomer when he had an annoying attitude about shitty late 2000s popmusic
>>582632674>>582632909i am alsoalivei am the originalundertalefag
>>582632914undyne is only really scary because she trains 24/7 to kill humans and has a ridiculous amount of determinationneither of these things exist in deltarune, but she's still a lot stronger than the average cop
>>582632487>Kwis, let's splash in the puddle!>Noooo, I'll get wet and I'll need a bath!>It'll be fun, Kwis!>Noooo!
>>582632903Social media retards are not real people, they're Indians
>>582632851The easiest answer is Rudy’s the knight because Rudy Carol and Kris are working together to find Dess but it’s really odd that they left Asgore out of that operation Also I forgot to add why does Carol know about the soul and have an obsession with it?
Fish I wish
>>582633039not truethe slightly less retarded ones are LLMs
>>582632903This isn’t even a zoomer thing this is a problem with society in general. People aren’t allowed to be negative unless they’re talking about a verifiably bad person.
>>582632887Chara...
>>582632816i will live forever!!!!! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
>>582632616My theories are all correct because my brain is connected to the same Akashic record as Toby's and thus I get spoilers in my dreams.
Someone ordered this deltarune doujin before I got a chance to. I hope they digitize it. I got an alphyne one by the same author but I really wanted to see their Ralsei
>>582632487Kris's pronouns are they/them, but you don't have to be nonbinary to be they/them.Kris can still be a boy or a girl.
i want kressel hetslop pleasetemmie temmie draw me a kressel sprite
>>582632674>>582632816Charafags and gotefags are the fandom-taxonomic equivalent of living fossils, like coelacanths - largely unchanged from when they peaked long ago at the height of Undertale's popularity and thought to have gone extinct for a time, having since rebounded and persisting (in diminishing numbers) throughout the thread-distribution of their paraphyly. Personally, I believe that, in order to increase their numbers and prevent total demographic collapse and extinction, they should meet up and fuck, as Chara and Asriel surely did in that bedroom after exchanging gold-heart lockets.
>>582633137thats your issue, people want to classify others as 'a veritably bad person' so they have an excuse to chat shit about them. any 'bad vibes' are therefore evidence.
>>582633156i want to get fucked by a dog
going back in time so i can be a charafag and run around with my parent's kitchen knives and wear green sweaters
>>582633018Her genocide fight being the second hardest in the original game outside of sans really says a whole lot about her as a character. That's one detail I appreciate about both games is that the difficulty of the fight usually corresponds well to how dangerous that character is in the story. Both games do this well (undertale a little bit better imo). It adds a lot of depth. Like Asgore's fight being more easy than you would expect because he is holding back. Gersons fight being a mix of incredibly easy and difficult attacks. We need more fish toby. I'm hoping she was just caught off guard and actually puts in some work in the next chapter or two.
>>582633371>diminishing numbersWRONG, i am flourishing and in my lane.>I believe that, in order to increase their numbers and prevent total demographic collapse and extinction, they should meet up and fuckshould i tell him?
>>582631912That's a lovely fish>>582632471>>582632668>>582632674I'm still hereI still wish a fish
>>582633371I already have a shota poster boyfriend but he's not that into Undertale>>582633532Nice
>>582632903>Hypothetically if Toby Fox creator of Undertale got exposed for something bad you'd see a lot of thisI wonder what people will bring up as "foreshadowing" if Toby Fox ever got outed as a creep.
>>582633605toby doesn't really want to just do the same thing all over again i think, undyne already had a lot of strong moments and characterization in undertale so i doubt she'll get much more in the coming chapters
i am but a humble doodlebog fan
>>582633616Good for you, gotebro. May we all be so lucky. May the Charafags, gotefags, and ChasrielGODS of this thread live for a thousand years and continue to prod at it while everybody else argues about Deltarune or whatever else, reminding them of simpler times, reminding them of a better game...
It is quite late at night for the Yankees. Going to turn in for the evening. Have a good night /utg/
>>582633784some luck wishing right back at ya, fren <3!!
>>582633729also we know undyne was actually created for undertale's concept specifically, so she was never part of the original plan for deltarune
>>582632886>7Bgood luck fitting all that in 2 minutes
>>582633371are you suggesting something. are you making a suggestion right now>>582633534i actually did do that once or well. when i was an edgy teenager and cut myself i did try using the kitchen knife. and there was a spare chocolate bar on the counter by happenstance when i went to go get it. you better believe i was dual wielding that shit like a proper edgelord. retiring to my bedroom for my surface level cuts that i did like twice. ah the joys of youth
in 10 years we're going to be posting in homestuck: the revival the videogame 3 general and im going to post kris and anons are going to be like "wow, that has to be the last living krisfag in existence"
>>582632903Toby is a weirdo, he deserves it
>>582634062>are you suggesting something. are you making a suggestion right nowI believe that I clearly laid out my case. It's about survival.
>>582633723Most certainly that he didn't block and cut off Omocat over the shota stuffNo one really talks about it now but you just KNOW if anything happened with Toby, people would be rushing to go "erm I always felt like he was a pedo because omocat"Maybe also The Baby Is You
There was this really good Ralsei asmr channel a couple years ago but it’s gone now and it makes me sad
>>582634225Hanging out with Hussie is also a bad look.
>>582634225>>582633723Damn, really bit Kris in the ass for supporting Shadman
>>582634062that sounds way cooler than me as a teenager, i was so fucking lame and boring and still am nowah what could've been...
the last krisfag is in captivity, the board is at peace
>>582632816>the worst characterfags survivedGrim.
>>582634204it's a compelling argument. a compelling argument indeed. but we have to have chemistry. i'm not a de-gen-er-ate, and i have standards. and hopes, and dreams, and ideals. this isn't a bathroom glory hole. we fossils need to have dignity, and long-term thinking. for the dusty holes and retirement homes in our future, and the rocky road pathways to get there.>>582634419well those were the rare fun times. most of it was also pretty boring. and lame. even if i craved more, so very badly. cause i guess that's what an edgy teenager likes to do.
/utg/ is so much better without a 5ag yelling in your ear about how great the gagshit glupshittos are
>>582634490>this isn't a bathroom glory hole. we fossils need to have dignity, and long-term thinking. for the dusty holes and retirement homes in our futurelaughed
>>582634130oh yeah the homestuck show by v*vzie...whatever happened there...
Fave had a fulfilling childhood of harassing Stanrey Roo and Hamburger Helper
>>582634717it uh, had a pilot i think
>>582634605This but unironically.
fave should draw today, whys it gotta be so hard...
>>582634764>Stanrey Roojesus christ that takes me backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng
>>582634605*poisons you*
>>582634490We all like Chara. And Asriel, too. That's chemistry right there. I would also call your interest in my proposal chemistry - for you are also interested in keeping the flame alive on this thread, in creating progeny who will stalk this thread for the generation to come, posting... posting about faves. Posting about Chara and Asriel. Incessantly.
>>582634942*eats neutralizing bolus*
>>582634974FLAT
>>582634974that's true. quite so indeed. let's keep it going, going, and going, forever. like a perpetual motion machine, one of those little birds dipping into a cup of water forever. the water of life, and the life and the water is chara, and asriel, forever, and ever. friends for all time, and so on, and so forth. never ending love and pain and love for eternity plus ninety-nine.
>>582634942
>>582634490i want to have any fun times at all, we should all pretend we're 13 on /utg/
>>582635128Why would you even bother with this one when Flame, Cleanse Me exists? It even cures Scarlet Rot. Said Ralsei.
>>582635148uuuhhh anon??
>>582634009NOO DON’T JINX IT
i wish it wasn't monday...
>>582635205Looks cooler and costs half the FP. 10 FTH too.
>>582635148okay sure. uhhh do you want to play minecrap. i just figured out how to make a bukkit server! it's got plugins! all kinds of plugins? do you like plugins! i love plugins? i think you should join my server. please fill out this application to be in my server. if a hacker gave you 64 hundred Bubsidian what would you do. where you do live. will you be a safe and mature member of the server. what kinds of things do you like to build. do you like christmas? thank you.
>>582635221
>>582634942I fucking love my scheming eunuch
>>582635383
if Dess is a human Im ditching Kress for Dessriel
>>582635383This but unironically.Fiction is fiction.
>>582635051Now, listen. Fave is health-conscious. Fave knows that in order to be victorious, one must always have a physical advantage over their opponent - so that the option of physical confrontation is never off the table, allowing them to always have an available card up their sleeve, regardless of how overwhelming the circumstances against them. This means that fave avoids fatty foods and overconsumption in general. Fave probably sticks to lots of fruits and vegetables - and maybe a few white meats, like seafood, in moderation. After all, you would consider yourself a vegetarian if your best friend (and the only one who understood you) was a walking and talking cut of mutton, wouldn't you? That being said, fave is probably thin but surprisingly strong, exercising often. They do not have much body fat to store, and what of it does get stored may not go to their ass. What's wrong with that? What's the appeal of an ass? The object of intercourse is to breed. Ass is a distraction. Don't let the pseudoscience about a larger ass being a marker of "better hip proportions" or "better ability to deliver offspring" fool you - ass is vanity. Fave isn't about vanity. Fave is about practicality and immediacy. Fave would be disappointed if they had a big, fat ass, because it would serve no higher purpose but base vanity, the kind of instincts they specifically hate in humanity. They have a small, modest, compact ass, and they are proud for it. Asriel likes it, too, as you can see. So who's laughing now, assboy.>>582635379Personally, around Christmastime, I like to post on this thread - very late at night - about Chara and Asriel fucking, and my fantasies of such, and how it pertains to people refusing to give me access to their /utg/-themed Minecraft servers, only to get banned for violating Rule 3. This year will begin its transition into a yearly tradition, an annual observance. Prepare.
>>582635572Fact: Toby Fox hates racemixing.That's why Kris isn't allowed to score with anyone. There's no other humans for them to hook up with.
just finished mega man battle networki give it a 7gameplay was unique, very similar to undertale purple soul mode actuallyand the internet aesthetic was beautiful for a gba game, some good puzzles as wellbut the music was SERIOUS garbagethis is on topic because the relationship between Lan and megaman is vaguely similar to the one between the player and kris
>>582635383uhh, can we be 13 year olds in the 2000s and not the 2010s instead. You start, I was unhappy and wanted to kill myself then
>>582635379...i think i dont know how to be 13 anymorewe can do undertale rp where i get to be an extremely out of character frisk
>>582635641>ass is vanity.lol>So who's laughing now, assboy.me, i am.
>>582635671Fact: Toby Fox hates straight people.That's why Kris isn't allowed to score with anyone. There's no other enbies for them to hook up with.
>>582635679i wasnt alive in 2000
>>582635641Ass shape matters more than size imo. a nicely shaped small ass beats a fat messy blob
>>582635671No he hates monsterfuckers the gay flowers race mix
>>582635912>the gay flowers race mixNo they don't.Yellow's race is flower and Blue's race is also flower.
>>582635641What's this I'm reading about Chara and Asriel and minecraft sex
being anti hmofa is bigotry
>>582635641you said it better than i ever could. the thinking man's ass.>>582635691well that's fine. as long as we do it in minecrap. cause i'm bored and i want to mine for diamonds. no, i'm just kidding. i can pay attention to you just fine.
all this ass talk just made me hit 50 squatsam i going to regret when i wake upasked idk which character would care about their ass sizenice cream guy
selling fave gf, 200 G
>>582635118Perpetual motion is something fave would deeply enjoy. If it were possible - and believe me, we *shall make it* possible, for fave's sake - it would be the singular object of their life to study every facet of it and harness its powers, the universe's powers, to their benefit. I believe, therefore, that the perpetual motion of our fave-centric reproduction would be most pleasing. Perhaps, beforehand, we could retire to Greece, whereupon the mountaintops we could construct a temple to Chara and Asriel's divine copulation in the style of those monuments to the ancient gods. For just as they honored Zeus and Demeter for protection and nurturance, so too shall we honor Chara and Asriel, that -fags in their devotion and posts on this thread inscribed in their names shall continue to be made forevermore. Isn't it beautiful? To imagine that the first contact between humankind and monsterkind in millennia could end with such passion, such romance, such... feverish displays of that passion and romance, late into the night? I think so. I think favesex is beautiful and deeply moving. It represents the ability for two sworn enemies to reconcile and copulate, creating offspring that combine their best attributes and inherit their shared powers to someday conquer the world. Just as we shall conquer the thread. Yes.>>582635780These are different circumstances. Fave is all about sexual contact as a practical means of reproduction - but Ralsei? Ralsei is a ninny. The type to moan vows of undying love during. Asriel is, too, but fave has him under control - Ralsei has yet to be tamed by any cock, human or monster. It is fitting, therefore, he should have a nice ass; for ass is vanity, just as such needless injection of romance into what should be a straightforward act of procreation, and ass is frontier, requiring preparation for settlement. Only a brave man can be an ass man - the weak and vain are men of the *chestly* fixation, see.
Chara and Asriel honeymoon on the fabled Island of Patmos
>>582636384>Patmos>In 1999, the island's historic center, Chora, along with the Monastery of Saint John the Theologian and the Cave of the Apocalypse were declared World Heritage Sites by UNESCO because of their significance in Christianity and the preservation of ancient religious ceremonies on the island.[6]
The new chapters of Flowers for Asgore were good.
Chara has already conquered the thread according to the last poal, they are officially the most popular fave
>>582636243>Ralsei is the type to moan vows of undying love during.true, not disagreeing on that.>Ralsei has yet to be tamed by any cock, human or monster.i will make ralsei bounce on my cawk (after i marry him)
The thread falls into silence in the night. It is stagnant. For this brief moment in time, with this post, Chara, Asriel, Chasriel, faves, and favesex have achieved total cultural victory. They are all that is spoken of here - for now. Standing at this pinnacle, upon my empire of salt and sandgrains that shift and erode in the wind, I find myself the wanderer above a sea of fog, looking down at it all... looking down at all of you. I see only hazy shadows moving in the mist, the faint images of what could be but has not been realized. There is still so much to be done, so much to be said. I am running out of time to say it. Already, new posts are being made - they will soon forget again. I will be toppled by the revolution of time, the hands ticking on the clock. In this moment, I understand fave's obsession with infinity and reaching the absolute better than all but the most devoted faveposters can. Burdened with this knowledge, I gently weep.
i'm drawing women with wieners
>>582636935WHERE
saw someone with a black noelle pfp and the name "desstrogen" on my tl just now
Chara and Kris are the sexiest kodomos in gaming bar none
desstosterone
>>582637084desstrogen
my fever broke
ass is verity
what if carol was imprison in castle town and noelle has to breastfeed her to keep her strong
It's slipping... slipping... slipping from my grasp. Everything is falling apart...
>>582637416>>582637416>>582637416Hop on
>>582637270i will never forget chara, nor chara’s cultural victory
i kinda miss fujoanon
>>582637586me 2
>>582605539anchoring >>582631352
