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LUNA CUTELUNA WIFELUNA PRETTYLUNA FUNNY
checking umamurr rooms>pace xog won one room>late xog won zero roomsam i being gaslighted again?
Tachyon LOVE
>>582610174nyo but you may be being gaslit
I-I think I'm in love with my danchou...
>>582610160who's luna?new random ass who every thread
>>582610398falco is retarded confirmed
>>582610398>umama, lemon, v, 4zer, luna, stryk3rdoes the name dropping ever stop?
>>582610174everyone here is a retard that thinks 700-800 stam + 2 golds is enough to survive arimameanwhile xogger does not give a fuck about stam requirements and does whatever she wants
>>582610174>he fell for the claw forward xog propaganda
>>582610484licking urara's thighs
>>582610174>using Xog at all on a track with no speed carryover from unique
Steamy rice
>>582610624Oshi pick!
"luna"her name is rodolfo
>>582610325club?
Why is it keep giving me awful?
How to make soundposts real quick?
>>582610754
>>582610832mambwo...
>>582610784Just bad RNG
Please come back home, old friend...
Her name is Yuki.Always remember that.
Post top 10 owned Umas in winnin 5'
>>582610991Yukkers
Attention please. I'll namedrop someone in the next few minutes.
I dress like this by the way
>>582610148honestly actually correct, even though that worst op is still great
>>582610754I'd rather not say it or he might find out, but I hope one day he boypregs me.
>>582610047Ugly alt lmao
WARNINGNO DUMB UMAS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POSTONLY SMART UMAS MAY BE POSTED
Dreams Donned + Barcarole is an EZ cheat to arima kinen lategamekeep it in mind
Who can I steal from Mambo this time?
borgar...
horsemeat
>>582611152gl with that, be brave!
>>582611121
>>582610624I think it might be better for late xog to treat her ult as a strong mid-race then just go all on claw forward + pump/dober as accel
>>582610795>download video>separate audio track from video>upload audio to catbox>get link and then URL encode it>slap "[sound=<your-url-encoded-link>]" onto the file nameviola
Shiraoki-sama has granted me unlimited wisdom.
Stop liking men umas.
>>582610047the other tanukis are scared of Sauron Rudolf
>>582611369Yeah... I mean how to avoid all those steps. Yes, I'm that lazy.
>>582611345yurr
>>582611345I mean it will also give midrace stam recovery which is better than getting spurt delayed because Neicha decided to rape you
>>582610956If there is space next month, mayhaps I will just that
I love my genius wife!
>>582611425I like men irl you can't stop me
stallion gamestallion general
>>582611571shut the fuck up yuri/fujo tranny
>>582611425Titleholder, come soon and save uma from paceniggery.
>>582611571My wife is a mare thougheverbeit
>>582611471Just tell a clanker to vibe code something for you
I love uma boobs
>>582611608im none of those thoeverbeit?
>I'm supposed to be getting 4000 SP a runWhat the fuck how? Even on extremely rare runs where I get the SP songs a cycle early I cap out at like 3000.
>>5826118393k is normal, 4k+ is discounts+FL stuff added up to that
her name is hatsu
>>582611839>he's not abandoning if he doesn't get FL by classic yearngmi
>>582611839The 4000 SP you see on hakuraku are the full raw costs of the skills picked without discounts
>>582611839Gwo your hints?
>>582611425my opinion of Tap Dance City shot up so much just by association with Katsuragi AceHow is she so perfect? What the hell...
odds and i go to bedevens and i clank one more parent run and continue shitposting5 and im gay
>>582612051reroll
>>5826120515 or not you are already a fucking faggot for posting here
>>582610047I can't wait to roll for Saurondolf in three years!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmc4DQTE8E
>>582611642>>582611794fuck off sharteens
him...
>>5826120515
>>582610995
>>582612085i would.
Select your weakest uma then look for a team with a G rank uma you don't own. Swap her out for a strong one. The teams you had before will still be there. Win, which records your current ace and replace an NPC with the G uma. Rinse and repeat for easy records progress. It's not needed, but it's easier to set up your scout point and stat bonuses.
>>582612253what a view
>>582612131>That fucking musicAAAAAAAAAAA!!
>>582612284
>>582612176Doing alright?
>>582611121nyo...
Be careful of what you say around your trainee.
>>582612363
I'm rich!
>>582612295It's extremely easy to get 170k (SS) rating with UF umas, bro. Just play normally and move on with your life instead of doing all that gay shit.
>>582612468
>>5826124721 more million fans for danchou
>>582612458
>>582612131Playing Shadow of War again last year I just brushed off that fall animation since I've seen and does it a lot and it's still fresh in my mind
I'm done once I finish all of this right? No need to fill out my dex?
>>582612656Yeppers. Get SS rating + run 60 scout races = done.
>>582612656Yeppers
>>582612650>Playing Shadow of War againBut why? It's fun, but why? Play War in the North instead.
uncs really be talkin about fantasy slop from 50 years ago
>>582612253Thank you for responding.
bait used to be funny
that was funny tho it made me laugh
>>582612295That was meant to be a reply to someone in the last thread, but I'm retarded.
>>58261288470
>>582613090and you still haven't quoted the post
>>582612741I reinstalled Darkest Dungeon recently would it be great if I see some random Uma mods in the workshop
is sprint cm after thiswhat should I prepareplease I'm not smartthinking 2 front 1 paceis it just angling + planca and blossom + sfv
>>582612963You faggots never gave me (you)s back when I made high effort bait. You get back what you put in.
>>582613257maybe you're just bad at baiting
I've been playing the new fire emblem and i'm not even halfway through this shit
>>582613239if you don't have machan go next
>>582613239you are illiterate nigga you can't read any advice I could give you, not wasting my time
We fucked
>>582571575narita top load for u
>>582612656Don't forget the SS rating reward
>>582613394I do>>582613396just say you don't know
*adds it to the filter*
>>582613347I'm a novicebaiter.
>>582613405a new NTR as hit /uma/forehead not big enough tho
don't even think about it, bub
You should always take care of yourself around mares.
>>582613405I asked first but you said no to me
>>582613239we already had this cmangling is shitmystery tech is using falco who has a perfect frame unique procnishino flower's unique has perfect proc timingcheer halo on taishin is going to be pure cancerplay currenif you have more than 900 guts you win, don't tell anybody about this
>>582613581I'M SORRY
>>582612656If you fill the umadex you'll earn a special certificate
>>582613512LET ME OUTLET ME OUT PREASEEEEE
>>582613650It's okay I'm not madThanks for drawing her she is cute
>>582613595oh chukyodamn angling is brickedwahhh...2 pace then. probablyor late oguri
>>582610654sweaty
>>582613405hory shet he delivered, all in time before I go umasumi as well!
>>582613239we have cm beforeangling badmystery tech use falco. falco unique proc perfect frame. big brainnishino flower unique also proc perfect timecheer halo on taishin pure cancerplay currenguts over 900 = winno tell anyone. secret
>>582614143lol
Today was goodTomorrow will hopefully also be good
Today was bad. Tomorrow will inevitably also be bad.
>>582614143grokuzensky
僕はセックス大好きいつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックスチンコをマンコに入れたいなあー、気持ちいいな、入れたい鼻血が出るほどいいマンコは気持ちいいぬるぬるしていいプルンプルン、もしもし?僕はチンコが大好き、チンコが硬い
>>582614267
>>582614373>pink albumholy unc
>>582614373Your cum filled brain finally made a good post.
>>582608015>Reddened cheeks
Kill normies
>tiktok tards thirsting for a kidironic
CM21 ace status?
so how did haru urara get accepted to tracen
>>582613239Falco + Machan could be an aids duo. Both can proc their ult on near perfect timing in 1st and 2nd position + plancha. Falco has a bit of carryover. Since angling doesn't work they can probably duel all the way to the finish.The problem would be Falco beating other Machans mega hard for 100m so she doesn't fire her ult at the start
>>582614585We are friends now
>>582614885long A is enough because it reduces the stam requirement
>>582614887perseverance
>>582614765>yurislop >black artist Neck yourself
>>582613548>Bamboo MutekiWhy do you like boys
>>582614943Talking about the Sprint but Distance S is always mandatory unless you are a whale
air groove's gigantic ass
>>582611425Men umas shouldnt have big tits...
>>582615157Imagine getting suffocated between those glutes.
Is there a guide for the new event? I know we had it not so long ago but I already forgot.
>>582615262That's not a late start that's just giving up
>>582615064Why do leaves fall in the Autumn?Why does the wind blow?
>>582615154no one asked you shit taste jp tranny fuck off to umajp >>582614579>hishiama Based
>>582615294yeahttps://youtu.be/1hFE24-fh9E
>>582615291https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12272681
>>582615294Just make a G rank uma in URA with half TP then go mug people for their G ranks to fill up your pokedex to earn lots of scout points when you eventually start going for UFs
>>582610995lvl 11 gangTT queens
>>582615157Air Groove (the ripplings of her braps)
So who won the Stakes?
What are you guys doing in the /nfl/ thread
>>582615294in addition to the g rank method in the other replies, you can play it normally by just raising your rank as intended and just fill out your umadex when you can. the difference in how long it takes to finish between the two methods is negligible.
Reminder to buy and horde clocks lest you get raped by french teio
>wake up and check out archives >foid glazing >western food glazing Allah smite these infidels
>>582615470THEY REPLACED BIG WITH A NINGENDO NOT BELIEVE HER LIESSHE WAS NEVER FOUND#KeepLooking #TheTruthIsOutThere #KawaiiConspiracy
>>582610995I do not have this song, my account is rare and I kind of want to keep it that way, so you can get Inari One going down the aura destruction slide
>>582615613watching the Bo induced melty of course
>>582615732I'll just rape Teio now so I'm ready to rape French Teio later.
>>582615516was oguri always so stacked?
>>582615732*hoardIt is midnight I should sleep.
>>582615739https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12270346
>>582615796who knows
>>582615796Yes. Never teach her about sex or we're all fucked. And not in a good way.
>>582615874Glazing this foid
>>582610995I would but it won't let me add my Princess 10 times
>>582615294see >>582612295
>>582615990What are your intentions with my daughter? King is saying I have to threaten you, but I really don't wanna.
>>582610654I also like my Rice steamy
>>582615732That's what you faggots said about MANT, but all that led to was me nerfing my TT bonus by 2 million monies.
Since it's still Sunday here I will confess. Starting on the 29th I will be having an affair with /aceg/
it's not an airport no need to announce your departure
>>582616117I want to make her into someone that younger girls can look up to!
>>582616225I need a Tanuki of this goofy ENTER
>>582616152Enjoy getting raped by French Teio and then later Almond eye.
SEX
>>582616443She fucked ugly bastards
[-]
>>582614903Banana or OG?
>>582616387I still have the 1k MANT clocks, retard. Plus another 500 that I've accumulated during and after MANT.
>>582615294Get all team skill asapThe G rank trick is nice but not needed.
>>582615874he does that to me
>>582616307Why just girls? There was a boy that looked up to her in her career story.
>>582616484Yeah me
>>582616212fly well brother
>>582616443Probably the sexiest animation in uma; every character looks like sex when they do it.
>>582616860not stay gold
>>582616860not Spe
>>582616443Is NTR a nepo horse attempt?I dunno why they did try to push her.
>>582616860not curren
Americans
umas should look like this
>>582616530OG, the ult has accel and only works on mid race non corners. Banana is just speed Full dd+pp+ignwit + straight skills likely non negotiable on top of the standard front stuff to attempt to make a >1L early lead in a sprint
>>582616443made for NTR
>>582617058>woke manga
>>582616769absolutely not. They'll end up posting on /uma/ at some point
>>582617128retard
>>582617270>western artist >ugly uma
Is this good enough for sprint TT for a while? Kitasan card didn't finish.
>>582617546>ugly umait's ok to be gay nonny
How do you pronounce her name again?
>>582617756V uma wife
What would be her skills, affinities, and stat bonuses?
>>582617707we don't want himthe asexuals can have him
>>582617656only 3 golds is rought and NSM can**** be hard to proc, but you can ship her to TT duty, you only need to fill the spots then you optimize based on which umas perform badly, TT is for taking it easy and update it whenever you feel like doing so
>>582617756phimosis
>>582617756
>>582616140Imagine the smell
>>582610047
>>582617947>picy-you're on thin ice bucko!
I haven't made a single ace for CM20 yet because I was too busy farming fans for danchou and making longchamp aces
>>582618053Yeppers could say this?
Is it a good idea to have two fronts for every distance?
>>582618521No because only one uma gets positioning points.
>>582618521you don't want multiple fronts/pace/late/end on the same distance so they don't fuck eahc other on the positioning pooints
>3 dia careers glued in 20 minutes because she jobbed hopeful stakes at 400 speed, 200 stam, 200 power, 300 witkusoge
>>582618521In around a year. You get a position bonus score and only 1 uma per distance on each team gets it, so you want to diversify your TT team. This bonus will be negligible in around 1 year because TT score will be super inflated by then.But if you don't mind losing a bit of scoring, 2 fronts is fine.
>>582618521Optimally, one unique position per uma. However, you can still get high scores without being optimal. Imo better to have umas with consistent uniques of same position than have umas with bad uniques and different positions.
I know I should save my carrats for MLB Wit Mejiro Ramonu or whichever meta support card is going to drop but Daiwa Scarlet's fat fucking titties are very tempting.
>>582618960just buy some paid carats gwochacho
>>582618958i tried finding some jp/en audio to use instead of the spanish audio but it's all synced differently
>>582619191>gyaru
cm19 really did kill the general huh
holy shit who cares where's brian
>>582619191>>582619340ugly shit
>>582616212Fly high bwo. Let the Cope guide your way
>>582619403one neet flip did actually
>>582616212Is that why Maya is always asleep in season 2?
>>582619403only degenerates are awake at this hour on this thread on a monday
>>582619646it's still 10pm THOUGH
>>582616212THE JOURNEY BEGINS STARTS FROM WITHINTHINGS THAT I NEED TO KNOW
good on every other stat + fat skill list but fell a few creek rainbows short of being safe on stam, watched her gas out in a room where a nature hit 3 gold debuffshoping i can cope with this much stam for the cm and that stam debuffers aren't as prevalent
post something sleepy
>>582620090>slutwear
>>582619719That isn't exactly Rock n Roll, you know
>>582620064
wahey
rise and DIE doto
7 and uhh we all die i guess
Whore
>>582620384>4sorry but only (You)
slow dayslow thread
>>582610995Are we doing top 10 favorite or top 10 fan earners? Numbers 2-10 will be different depending on the answer.
7 and something highly convenient but mostly unremarkable happens to you today.
>>582620429
Her name is Matikanedreadnought
>>582620534>47 and today is the day THAT happens, you know what it is.
7 and nothing ever happens.
her name is matikaneshakezula
>>582620534>4oh no
Did you know? She's not great with elevators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUdNsgxyi0QDaiwa a cutie
8 and all 7s are doubled as long no fuku was posted
stop
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
I wish Fukutards weren't so annoying
>negro genrecringe, never post again
STOM FINGAA
who is the least annoying
YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP REROLLING IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT YOU CAN ONLY TAKE THE FIRST RESULT
>>582621128me, i'm pretty cool
7 is fake and gay
>looking for uma porn and can't find shit>disable some of my filters>it's all garbage with niggers by cucked japsyeah no wonder I can't find anythingneed a 3rd nuke
7 and 67
>>582621140Ok, I'll never talk about S*******-s*** or ask for numbers ever again, I'll join the Feng Shui club with Copa Copa.
>>582621140Oh yeah? Check this 7!its my first and only roll actually
>>582620185It's a great outfit to wear with any song.
>>582621153hi pretty cool nice to meet you
>>582621436ts so old brah
>>582621436???
>>582621436>how to make a witletI cannot fathom why anyone would not run even a single wit card
7 and you will all visit Tomakomai
>>582621573Nigga that's so old Kitasan wasn't even out yet
>>582621607NOOODON'T SEND ME TO HOKKAIDOOOOOOO
>>582621607I dun wanna...
>>582621607Too late, there's nothing left.
narita cock ball
>>582620875Is that Maruzensky on the far left? It never lets us get a good look. Also lol at Fuku being nowhere in sight for the miko scenario.
>>582621573this is literally a week 1 ura global guide
>>582621560>Current day is the toughest this game will ever beThat really didn't age well.
>>582621596So cool...
>>582621708i think that's stay gold
>>582621708it's da big dawg luffy from one piece
just lost a cm20 lobby to a pace xog whose only accel was nimble nav
>>582621708>>582621762Far left, front row.
>>582621729>independent training came literally 4 years ahead of scheduleyes it did
7 and your last cm team rapes you in turns
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
>>582621827that's blast narutoshippuden
>>582621856MANT still happened.
>>582621817it's the only good accel paces have...
>>582621908mant was good THOUGH
>>582621969nobody says that
>>582621827taiki 2
>>582621901Machitan Mambo!
>>582622023i say that
>>582622045no you dont
>>582622037Taiki was so good that they made Taiki 2
>>582621898mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with her
>>582621817nimble/nsm is a coveted skill but sloptubers forgot it was complete unfettered ass before the first skill balance patch so it got hyped up then turned out to be a waste of 300 sp during the first 3 months of global and the casual never forgot
It never gets better.
>>582622037does she speak a da engrish?
>>582622236long neck
>>582621817This is another Hog CM?
DID YOU KNOW IN UMA MUSUMAY they snipped blast one piece early because they were terrified his superior EU genes would ruin the sunday man racket
>>582622121but mant is my 2nd favorite scenario
>>582621931>those pubesMuh
>>582622205I'd say it's more like Xogger Festive Miracle brainrot.>perfect accel in like fucking 15 CMsWhy think if you can just festive miracle
>>582622258no engrish but she loves humans a lot
>>582622323hog is usable but isn't perfectdebuffers are usable but aren't perfectthis is a front runner CM though especially if your name is kitasan and vborbo
>>582622495a new challenger to foilanon?
>>582622495That stove is nasty
Either I'm just being unlucky or Kris S is a shitty stat stick but I'm struggling to get 1500 spd for some reason especially with a 20% spd growth. Ignore the low pwr I'm running 1 spd and 14 stam sparks.
>>582622495May i see your air fryer anon?
>>582622601try dropping finemo or mr cb for a speed card if you need more power
Saw on my TL that a wwe guy I used to watch as a kid just died
>>582622162
>CM20 rooms>every team is just Commamder Spe, Taishin/Festival Inari & Fronts (mostly Kita)Great CM
>>582622773why did you kill him
>>582622601You tell me bro.
>>582622773RIP Pac
>>582622857vast improvement over cm17 and cm19
>>582622704I have an mlb Maru spd so I'll try that then. Getting at least 900 wit is gonna be a struggle this time though.
>>582622857now the double front vbobo+kita + 1 runaway will be a surprise to you
is it worth the effort to make an endcloser supreme lord spechud
>>582622942CM19 was unironically better & I am not joking
>>582623041yespeople are realizing Cringe S is garbage
>>582623119kys
>>582623119t.
>>582623010i remember reading some anons say they dropped 1 wit and trained it way more to cover using kris S or creek, good luck!
>>582623010Just aim for 800 or so. Thats possible on a single decent wit card.>>582623120Dont call her Cringe S...The card is kinda crippling in a stamina starved enviroment tho
>>582622857isnt that just every CM and pre-CM roomsmostly dominated by 1-3 umas.
>>582623010Trust the gook
>>582621737
Falco Love!
it's called SPEAKI
>>582623267can you link their site again?
>>582623316spic
>>582623304holy based
>>582623316Cryer, because they cry.
Grand masters is only 8 showers away.
>>582623226I bet my life Round 2 A Group will have less variety than last CM
for the dreamteam eventis the trick to just buy as much cheap umas from other teams to bump the bonus and collect the teamskills early?
it's called joayo
>Gold Ship has sired 17 Meisho horses to date
>>582623474
>>582623340I saved that image from here, but reverse searching the image brought up this site https://www.inven.co.kr/webzine/news/?news=294046
>>582623649yeah around like 50 or 55 and then you go wholehog bumping up your rating
>>582623649Anything works really, dont sweat it. Also you can switch out your captain uma before entering a race.
>>582622385oly fat cunt
>>582624068you have to clean that fucking stove immediately
>>582623316supicrier!
>>582624068>actually bringing the plushies into the kitchenvery brave
>>582622495>>582624068what the fuck bros why are you clumping up the stove, do you bros have no management skills
>>582624068Clean your kitchen dude. How can you live like that?
oh like any of YOU clean your stoves
164805601648056016480560
>>582624068I think Oguri already ate your chicken before you cooked it.. It's all bones
Back from using the VR milking machineWhat did I miss?
>>582623649The tryhard method is to tank yourself to G, swap between a G ranked captain to find opponents and good umas to actually race and farm everyone into your records for a massive scout point bonus.
>선행 육성>선행은 이번 대회에 유효한 가속기가 없기 때문에 거의 채용되지 않는 각질이다. 굳이 사용한다면 선행 클구리 정도가 보였는데, 이마저도 강력한 모습을 보여주지는 않는다. 수영복 맥퀸은 꽤 강한 편이지만, 도주가 너무 많은 환경이라서 손해를 보는 경우가 많다.>도주와 마찬가지로 앵글링 + 승리의 함성을 세팅한 뒤, 매칭에서 도주가 없거나 최소 1~2명 이하로 잡힐 경우처럼 극단적인 상황에서나 승산이 있다.Nice. They just gave up on Pace.
>>582624350translate nerds
>>582624350We can't read moon runes nigga
>>582624110>>582624183It's not that bad, right? I mean it's neater than mine, so his has to at least be normal right?
Light Hello end of the Junior year date option 2
>>582624389korean isn't moonrunes retard
>>582624389Wrong runes
>>582624068
>>582624231>***hey wait a moment..!
>>582624462hello korean brother
>>582624297you missed giving me kissies time
>>582624462>koreanunderstandable, have a good day
>>582624462Looks yummy
>>582624068wheres the meat bros....its just bones
>>582623958Thats a crazy statline with those cards. Do any of the whale cards give a gold heal? Or do they expect you to run a late surger with build in gold anyway?
>>582613595Gametorah says the track has changed slightly, with the final straight starting a few meters before late-race
>>582624468theyre all moonrunes and chicken scratches
>>582624554>>582624689are koreans the only ones that use those metal chopsticks
Arima cm room356016843560168435601684
>>582624446Clean your kitchen please. You prepare your food there... Same goes for the rest of your apartment for different reasons...
>>582623649Hard to buy cheap umas when every team's umas cost 2k pointsAt least back then you can slowly build up by getting umas at 600-800 points
when an equine woman is speaki you liste
>>582623474>>582623889Cute Yanko
>>582624637Aww damn...Surely I can make up for it?
>>582624843dumbass look at the text on the cover
>>582624740they dont lol its a bad deck that expects you to run shit likei dunno Machitan? maybe
>>582624957nope, sorry, im already going to bed
>>582623316
>>582624973dumbass read the question again
>porn addicted peter
>>582625139hey that's me
>>582625139yurr
>>582625050Eeeeh come on you can stay up a little longerIt will be worth your time
>time to remove friends to make spacerip o7
>>582625207mambwos....
>>582625196
>>582624869Whiffed angling but bourbon still got it. Do I realy need runaways? 3 fronts they still lose but this time she wonnered.Anoter room.531713045317130453171304
>>582625207It hurts more when you see /uma/ in their bio
>>582623958Where is ballroom sky in this?
>>582625270
>>582625316I have nothing finished but it's nice to see the placeholder Machitan get a placing
press the button
>>582625543no kys retard
>>582625426the disappointing thing is if you really wanted to you could have given me kissies at any point in this reply chain but you didnt and now its truly too late!
>>582625335
>>582625543
I am locking myself in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber
>>582625668I blame Mambo for this
What are you supposed to do to min-max in the newest event?
>>582625785just play gubby
What is the most opitum way to play first year GC?>Chasing bond to get orange>Or witspam to save energy and press on speed only when matter>Or chasing LH for token bonus.
>>582625785You can max it out without any sort of optimization unless you're completely retarded
>>582625650I would have given you kisses if you didn't act so tsundereI'm clueless and stoopid okay stop stop stop being meanSmooch Good night
>>582623889Fatfuck
>>582625817chasing rainbows, if you can get KSB to orange asap you win
>>582625316That was a nice duel in the end kita p2 ult vs bourbon p1, too bad keen eye proc'd lol. Last room567341685673416856734168
>>582625785Get all the G umas and put them on your record like a pokedex. Don't scout the high ranks yet
>>582625817i've never taken opitum before so i wouldn't know what it feels like
>>582625817A combination of everything, depending which gives the best payouts
cool it's gonna be another "fronts just dumpster everything else if they're properly built" cmalmost as enjoyable as xogger domination.
>>582625943retard
>>582625817Chase 1-2 bonds to orange, ideally 1 speed 1 wit. Hello allowance is inconsistent as fuck and wit is not actually worth a click if it's not rainbow or giving you friendship on 2+ supports.
>>582625995faggot
Why is Brian so kakkoi?
>>582625817Play like URA, in doubt press wit and/or LH
>>582626049Brian is never kakkoi, she's kimoi
>>582625692she WOULD do this
>>582625943It's worse than Xog because Kita cannot miss her wincon
>>582626030cry bitch
>>582626049>triple crown winner>most iconic race is barely beating a child at a G2
>>582626185Kita is PIA to build though.
>>582626185Bring your own 2 fronts and push her out?
>>582625817Was gonna upload the Currenbro playthrough of junior year but litterbox is being gay
>>582625896Good race
>>582625896Final race resultsThanks for joining anondacchis
>>582626503I CAN SEE IT
>>582626049she just is
I don't even play anymore, I just do auto fan runs and jiggies all day, is the next scenario good at least?
>>582626616Still RNG shit until LARC where's it's back to URA kino
>>582626616LOL LMAOIt is worse, I hope you enjoy getting random currency and having fuck all control on what boons you get from the goddesses on your run, skip GM
>>582626616The next scenario is a solid 6/10 and you dont door runs due to songsyou door them because you didnt get all your hints,
cutes
>clubbie asks for rare sashes again
>>582626616>is the next scenario good at least?h-haha
>>582626741me on the left
>>582626503Nobody asked
>>582626616The fact you have to permaborrow a group card should give you a hint
>>582626741Me on the right
don't reply to me freak
The 100 less Speed cap alone makes GM better than GL
Good morning, nonnies
>>582626724You didn't play gm tho
please reply to me freak
>>582626921hello
>>582626896>hating going fast
Schizo desperate to get a reply from me lol[-]
rickey on my dicky
>>582627125reminds me how I finally found a use for my clocks, threw like 40 of them on one of the dirt races so their front would eventually rush and explode
grub
>>582627008>>582626959I got it lol
As long as this nigger breathes this general really is unusable huh?
>>582626704>>582626724>>582626738>>582626793>>582626875eh, I'll pull through, spending time with you guys and pulling for cute girls is what keeps my love for this game alive, chu~
>>582625692>kills all faggots so only dykes are leftWhat did Tachyon mean by this...
>>582626990You go faster when you full spurt and get witchecks and have higher guts and power
>>582627238>shitter
>>582627208and I don't think he will ever leave, so
>>582627238>boo gaa gaa gaaa brrrrmore speed = faster
>>582627063Auspicious RomD postings
>>582626267Popularity isn't really about performance.
>>582627208The simplest solution is to rangeban the Philippines
>>582625668I can't believe Mambocchi quit over 200 days ago...
>>582626990Anything that disadvantages piggers is good
>>582627220Well said bestie, chatting about the game is part of the fun, we can seethe and laugh at GM when it happens
>>582627238t.
>>582626049She just has "it"
>>582627470Don't call me um*ma
>>582626921but it's still Sunday!
>>582627460You didn't play GM
>>582626616same after the first GL week I haven't done any manual runs except the two manual runs during trainee glue events for shards (since they need that stupid graded giant epithet)GL is so fucking bad istglike you can easily play Unity or MANT without Riko/NTR, but GL is literally unplayable without Light Helloif cygames hadn't released auto back then I would've dropped the game
>>582626616>lower max speedskippa
>>582620250Raping unconscious Riko until she gives birth
>>582627608Up until about yesterday I was in full on GL defender mode. But today's runs pissed me off enough that I'm ready to go next. I'll be happy if I can score 2nd in A finals this CM and I'm probably going to dump my three ace plans in the garbage after a whole lot of work went into farming parents for the other two.
>>582627776that is NOT an act of kinda nice...
one anon be like>GL is literally unplayable without the hag Hellothen another would be like>lolololol here is a deck without Light Hello with gigastats you dont need her lmaowhich is it
Cyka kept stacking more RNG "gameplay" until they realized players just want to play casino with big number jackpot
>>582627806Try it out yourself, that's usually deck and uma dependent
>>582627806How often do you see a proper ace with Light Hello, and how often do you see a proper ace without Light Hello? You can check the answers on hakuraku. It's pretty surprising.
>>582627806you can play without LHbut it's hard
>>582627806LH is RNG mitigration, and even with her RNG can still fuck you overPlaying without LH can get you higher ceiling but much lower ground.
>>582627806If uou are cool with gluing 3x the runs doing no hag is better
Maya dayo
>>582627806retard
>>582627806It's possible but RNG is going to fuck you in the ass. Playing without her makes avoiding random mood downs and getting the shop give energy for a token you have super important.
Apologize.
When did they release updated URA and Unity in Japan?I assume those two were designed after they tune down RNG level?
>>582628156>When did they release updated URA and Unity in Japan?That's what the URA half TP was for.
Giving my energy to Tabaru so he conquers the bog
>>582628154I have nothing to apologize for. I've always been your biggest stan, MANT, and will always be.
Hating Grand Live is reddit
>>582628154shut up I loved MANT
>>582628154No? MANT is literally the best scenario in the game after L'Arc
>>582628154It honestly would have been great if the game's UI wasn't liquid shit and you didn't have to wait 3 seconds each time you pressed a button.
>>582627806This game is unplayable without pal cards. Yes, even in URA. I played URA with Aoi permanently on my deck.
>>582628154/uma/ will seethe at this but MANT was a great scenario compared to GLive, it just took too long
>>582628154Literally everyone except for /vm/a loves MANT
>>582628154No. MANT was really tiring to play and I have to take a break after everyrun.
>>582628154I was a little sad when our time with MANT was cut short, as a non-whale this scenario produced the best results I ever had for my CMs and it was way more engaging than GL
>>582628154>Added best girl>Fun gameplay loop>Can still salvage runs when things go south>Best soundtrackApologize for what? This shit was KINO>>582628263You seethe about this but you were privileged that they released MANT with the QoL updates to it and not the OG MANT
>>582628154Rudolf and Brian, my heroes
>>582628263this is just a cygames classic. You should see what Granblues menu UI is like, actually criminal shit
>>582628406You didn't play MANT back then in JP
>>582628154My only complaint was how much time it demanded, especially for farming parents (And the aptitude bullshit making some umas extremely hard to train). Making aces in MANT was the best.MANT with independent training to make your parents in Aoharu would have been godlike.
>>582628406as good as the NTR card was in MANT (and is still ok in GL) her event chain always, always showed up at the worst possible timinggambling on races with no energy is FUN
JRA proposed graded races upgrades for 2027
>>582611425what the fuck are rudolf and tap doing there alongside the ACTUAL boyumas
>>582628154>killed the game in JP>killed the game in CN>killed the game in corea>almost killed the game in global until they emergency released unity 2And /uma/ will tell you this scenario was good
>>582612253El's rack is simply otherwordly, I dont usually even like them big but god damn girl how am i supposed to finish your career with those things in my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB6O9MihsVg>>582628521She lived up to her name doing the cucking
>>582628598cause it was
>>582628598I-IT JUST WAS OK?
>>582628586>he doesn't know about non-tomboy yumebait
...and Vodka
>>582628340nobody is seething about that. that's the coldest take ever. mantblazer had great gameplay with actual skill expression, but the runs were 25 minutes too long. fix that somehow and it becomes the best.
>>582628598it was good for the people it didn't filter out, it was bad for cygays
>cygames opens a Cykombini
WE ARE NOT REDEEMING MANTWHO THE FUCK WANTS HOUR LONG CAREERS BACK
>>582628598it was great. Only issue is the timesink but thats more because of Umas menus being laggy and slow by default
>>582628652Very nice, now let's see Vodka's
>>582628598Its good for 4 days, not 4 months
>>582628790They need new IP.
>>582628652>fr*nt with 20% SPD and a gold healHahaha are you l@dy???
>>582628598More like Grand Live is so bad that it made everyone appreciate MANT more
>>582615448need this but with daiwa and vodka
Sex with vodka
>>582628527>Short slopGrim
>>582628790>honse is center instead of grubblenyooo...
>>582628940Daiwa...
>>582628790Old news nigga we watches this live yesterday
>>582628768they're both feminine and have fat tits so I don't Believe that changes anything.
>>582628814MANT>play 5 borrows (5 hours)>either get a CM tier ace on this same day, or farm a parent + fansGL>play 5 borrows (1 hour)>clank for 12 hours>no aces>no parents>danchou buys a new yacht thoMANT was way more time efficient.
>>582628527So like, when are they downgrading stuff
>>582629016>either get a CM tier ace on this same day, or farm a parent + fansBullshit.
>>582628874that is cope
I started to play this game in MANT when Kita (uma) banner was onI get her, i get NTR card LB4 played whole mant. Snacked on every uma banner, got zero good cards. Bought account before GL with Kita FLB and now i'm really playing the game
>>582628874The 1600 speed cap really fucked people up.
>>582611425I'm bottom for Gimlet
>>582629145account buying is pretty much the only way any new player is gonna enjoy competitive Uma. I think from a sober outsider perspective this is enough to cut off the game entirely but we're all fucking stupid anyhow
>>582629014Anon why do you think lesbians and yumes only like "boys" with flatboard tits?
it's not surprising uma is a failed product, there's an enormous amount of poor game design decisions
>maya postnever a good take from these freaks[-]
>>582629269>uma is a failed product>single handedly reviving horse racing around the worldwhat did he mean by this
>>582629016>either get a CM tier ace on this same day, or farm a parent + fans
Stat caps shouldn't exist because the challenge should be to create the optimal mixture of stats rather than "speed rules everything around me" But this is pointless from meThe game will never change
>>582629016only if you're unemployed
>>5826292696 months for new scenario is quite short timeframe. I don't know how they manage it in the JP now tih 4 months scenario.
>>582629189do you know what that word means?
the strongest LITTLE sister
[-] goes both ways fatass no one reads your garbage posts
>>582625008Yeah dunno man. I dont see myself getting Kris Stam to work, unless I get a 1 in 50 godroll on my beloved armored orenji. I'll just cope without it. I hope GM wont be as oppressive as GL is right now with stamina gains
This discussion is booooringCan we laugh at Flop Blossom or something
>>582629016>History revisionYou were still gluing runs because FM didn't rainbow by summer, you didn't get the right buys, one of your stats are abnormally low, and you randomly lost a race. You very much can still ride out careers in GL the same way you did MANT, and even if it's worse, it's like 20% at best while being twice as quick to run
>>582628154I never disliked mant, it was by far my best scenario CM winrate wise, GL feels like I can never get enough/the right skills. I wish mant worked properly for auto runs, it would be a godsend for parenting
uh oh melty
>>582629016this is true but most of /uma/ didnt know how to play MANT
No slander pleaseLaurel is cute and so is her manga
>>582629318>around the world lolthis kusoge doesn't even have Pui yet much less the actual iconic horses that shaped keiba
>>582629480GM doesnt have many stam heavy CMs to begin with. just .. just the one
>>582629496I've done enough of that. it's boring now. Everything is. Maybe we should all just kill ourselves right now.
I want to breed Smart Falcon from my account
>>582629594You mean the current one or what?
I sure hope you faggots dont praise grand live to high heaven when another shit scenario drops
>>582629631Why did the hole miss the hole
next bread will be butter
mant thismant thatwhy dont you mant on this instead *unzips*
The uptick in MANTslurping reminded me that doxgenesis exposed that we have lots of VFtroons here after the deadname update. No wonder this general just got worse and worse.
>>5826296523200 Kyoto
>>582629703anon, hide that, you're embarrassing yourself
>>582629714
>>582629653they will, special snowflakes love to be contrarian
>>582629703is it supposed to be that small?
I want to blow my brains out cause I'm so unproductive todayumas for this feel
Umapiss has many hidden health benefits
>>582629708USE REAL WORDS
>>582629703*gives you a pity smile*i-it gets bigger, right?
>>582629714haruten... my beloved...hope everyone here rolled for summer mackie
>>582629808>>582629821the orange fuck
>>582629703good lord, at least give me something to work with
>dox the faggot praising MANT in my club on chronogenesis>former name includes @VFthe absolute state of /uma/ clubs
>>582629708Gwodacchi wtf are you yappin aboot
>>582629714Oh I will have Kris S (the uma) by then. Thats fine by me.
>>582629897Umama@VF?
>>582629584>No slander please
>>582629953obsessed
>unironically defending MANTNice general, globaltroons
nonny is not even a real word
>>582628992Post thread
>>582630025why are you naked all the time
>>582629584Tell em brother You need a high IQ to enjoy Star Blossom
Is Mad Dash good?
>>582628790Cygames owns zombie land?
>>582629708>previously known as...>-----never scare me like that again
i understand that the game needs to have RNG to keep things somewhat interesting but there has to be a line drawn somewhere
>>582629584I shan't defend sakura pedo
Fronts without a runaway in the race is an honest way to play cause they can still get run over by other styles.
>>582630083When you overstammed(you didn't)
>>582630083lol nokills your umas for no reason, maybe for sprint
>>582630083stronger drain than murmur. good for sprints/miles
>>582630084nigga zombieland saga was something their own in-house studio animated
Would you watch me stream doing (glueing) oshi ace runs
>>582630125WHAT A STALLION
>>582630195Yes, do it. I'm bored.
>>582630195only if you have a kitasan avatar
>>582630195Honestly sure
>>582630253What is the implication of this...
Big(moderate size) update.
>new dataHOLY SHIT UNINSTALL HAKURAKU
>180mb patchwait what
EVOS ARE HERE
>>582630084Ywes
me thinks you chuds don't actually like uma and just want an excuse to erp
BUT WHYSOMEONE TELL ME WHY THERE'S A 180MB UPDATE
I just saw vodka's boots fly over my house
wtf guys i just got BANNED
>>582630341There are a few new skills like the one the Sweepy Wit SSR gives coming soon
>>582629269you had absolutely no idea how much uma gacha was making in its first year>>582629593>this kusoge doesn't even have Pui yet much less the actual iconic horses that shaped keibaThat didn't stop zoomers and gen alpha normalfags from learning and taking part in an antique boomer hobby at all
yea just a few new skills no evo
Is it true that we need to use parfaits in LoH
>>582630195ooooohhhh i thought you meant cumming all over your monitor while doing aces
>random big update>still no voice for festa singing girls legend ualright then
>>582630084The reason the anime takes place in saga is because Koichi Watanabe wanted an anime in his home prefecture so the write included that into his xombie idol anime
180MB update for nothing is really fucking funny
>>582630442Hell yeah time for manual MANT loopas
uninstalled hachimi like usual just to be safe and god fuck the game is so disgusting ew ew ew so laggy
AIEEE UMADOLPHIN PORN
180MB for Vodka's boots alone
Wait you're not seriously playing this mobile game on a computer?
HOLY SHIT GUYS EVOLVE SKILLS IS HERE!
>>582630595I've tried on my phone, but without the agenda and the effects for the skills it's hard to do so.It makes sense how so many anons struggled with MANT if they only played on their phones.
>>582630595I'm a phonefag and got more CM wins than youthat's all that matters desu
>>582630083Yes but not for longs
I DON'T GET ITWHAT' CHANGED
>>582630689Goddamn anon you have more than 15 plats? You're such a gamer.
>>582630595I only play on computer
>>582630703>nothing venture + mad dashinsanely based, only missing RS:S
Umamusume is an ipad game
>>582630689SEAbro...
>>582630728I need to sell my account to a saudi prince yes
>181MBthe fuck did you guys do this time
>>582630595I read stories and watch CM final on PC
>updateOHNONONONONONONO SWEEPYBROS IT'S OVER
>>582630726She's here
I play Umamusume on PC while emulating it on an android emulator
>odd update>all the sweepybros start popping up out of nowherenyoooticing
>>582630785those are some big shoes
finer
Umamusume just flew over my house
>>582630830Its peak SEAhours rn
>>582630595Playing on multiple devices means you can have multiple last run loadouts. It's efficient.
did anyone findd out what it is?
>>582630917Peak autism right here
I want to be Sweepy bro, but i dont have Sweepy and i'm not seabro...
>>582630917dude shut up before i loadout on your face
>>582630595Phone unironically is faster than steam for me. Don't know it's server issue or something.
>180mb updateOk what the fuck is going on
>>582630917I do this, I start fan runs in the phone, parents/ace runs on PC.
whoreses
i don't get it, is 180mb supposed to be a lot of data? it takes 1s to download and patch
EVOS WHEREYOU LIED TO ME
its the christmas umas you bloviating idiots
>>582631068Usually patch size around this timeslot is only around 10MB at most
>PC stuck on Connecting every click>Occasionally session error and kicked to front screen.>Phone is buttery smooth.Fucking Jap coding.
>>582631124are you using hachimi?
>>582630749I would but my parent farming is taking fucking forever.
For me steam Uma does not even load it's just stuck on permanently launching
>>582631163No. It helps?
why do all sprinters have such ass affinity
>>582631169It's faster if you do it manually
>>582630960my daughterina is that big???
>>582631205nyes
>>582631253well yes and noyou're more likely to job random races playing manually
>>582631124It's the other way around for me, phone is often connecting hell, steam works fine.
How's your pokedex coming along?
>>582631401similar to thatI still dont understand the G+ autism when you can just make do with swapping any ace you have
>>582631454it's just fasterg umas dont cost much so you can swap every race
tamamo's penis is small
>>582631401Completed Kanto in Pokemon Red
>>582631284I do this to him
>>582631454At high team levels you just won't even see lots of traineeslike who even has a UG9 Pearl
>>582631401HOW ARE YOU BUYING THEM SO FAST THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVEAM I MISSING SOMETHING
>patch prevented anon from streamingBack to watching paint dry on youtube I go
>>582631820yesa G rank uma
>>582631643Best I got is an UG6 Pearl
>>582631820he's doing the G uma homo strat
>>582629584>>582630125i want to have sex with umahow difficult would it be to rape her?
Do you guys want to see a Curren tribute?
>didn't realise I wasn't going to retain semen at 995k>first parfait hits a millionWasnt this shit at 970/980k last week
>>582631884post it
>>582631401thems rookie numbers
>>582631906Holy fuck you right, why so high
>>582631884I don't want to see your dick
>>582631924>>582631401>wasting jellies
Last time I don't have to use G rank trick.This time with UF being common it should be much easier.
orenji butt
>>582632013I literally have 800 of them
>>582631820he's cheesing the event
>>582632013What else are you going to use them on? TT?
kissies?
??
>>582632357yurr
>>582631717tamamo on my camaro
>>582629708touch turf lollllwwwww
>>582632684>>582632684>>582632684
counterbake
I can't see that thread so make a new one
>>582630595>Frontslop on the phone>Latechud on the PCBecause front parents are harder to come by, I rarely look for something new, but I keep looking for new Late parents, and scouring them on the PC is easier.
>>582631068Took me 8 minutes to finish.
