Bring Back the Old Amby Edition>NewsBug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276347Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club (NA)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>582022563
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Did Zesty win yet?
>>582658031good thread
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>582658031>enforcer>criticalshe has no kritz beam on her ass, I am not covered in piss nor was I hit by a chinese fan, no banner was popped and it isn't humiliation roundwhy is she cheating
3 NIGASON CART
>MvM update!>patch notes: jill still hired, quickplay never coming back, thirty new mvm maps (all bootcamp)thanks and have fun
The MvM github fixes, whatever happened there
>>582658031What a CRINGE OP.
updetto status?
https://destroy.spritefusion.com/destroy this thread lol
>>582668260i ain't clickin that shit
Why no one told me that Enforcer is actually fun?
Something funny ive noticed is that I am much more likely to get votekicked for calling people slurs on payload than KOTH
>>582658031based op
>>582675019bug milk
>>582667646burying my face in that fluff instead of coding it>>582673429because its upside is niche/situational, and unless the enemy team has a vacc medic or a bunch of twitchy razorback snipers, you're better off with stock
>>582675123There's nothing based about shupos.
I wasted 3 or 4 days to get the medals on abyss.tf and it turns out they actually banned me lmao tf is this shit.One day of frustration for some shitty medals and they don't even want me to have those.Okay then idk what precedent this sets but potato.tf wasn't this petty.
>>582675019payload is where the sweats and dane redditors live so it's not surprising
>>582675818What'd you do? Disagree with someone's politics? Say a nono word? Have a funny objector?
>>582676018I have no clue to be honest, I've been very dedicated to the mvm events until this one some of the difficulties for this one is nigh impossible so I couldn't finish the whole thing anyway.And no one cared about my sprays on the matches I played so ????
Trans Furtress 2 general!Also which of you guys is this?
>>582675434>a bunch of twitchy razorback snipersAlmost every team has one of those. So it didn't feel out of place so far.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>mfw I dominate a racist sexist transphobic xenophobic homophobic antisemitic islamaphobic fatphobic abilist bigot and they leave the server
>>582667646>>582675979baby making sex with zhao and vault girl>>582675019egg making sex and milking with pheromosa
>>582658031Amby aside, what other weapon really didn't deserve it's nerf?
>>582678481base jumper
>>582678576You are going to get raped by Solar now lil bro
>>582678481bonk. feels like complete shit to use now. Also resupply doesnt cleanse the slow for some reason Also amby nerf is entirely justified and sniper needs a similar nerf
>>582676018Nope I was right it was petty bullshit, banned me because of https://steamhistory.net/ of all things lol.
>>582678481bfb + pbpp comboyou know from back when you lost your charge from double jumping and the latter negated fall damage
>>582675818>>582679361Don't you have a naked toddler character as spray? no shit you are getting banned everywhere
>>582676305Why would they be here?
>>582678481Your eternal reward, natasha/brass beast, base jumper, bonk, sandman, wrangler, pretty much anything that was "reworked" or nerfed
>>582680758Because he's here, and he's too stubborn to realize nobody likes him, or is like him
>>582676476almost every team has one or two, not a bunch
>>582680758He said in ingame chat that he loves posting half naked anime girls on 4chan
>>582678481The Liberty LauncherThe Axtinguisher, to a certain extentArguably the Loch n LoadDefinitely the GRU and Eviction Notice; I forget if the bear claws were nerfed - I *think* they're the strongest they've ever been, but they kind of still just suck conceptuallyPomson, that thing was fine before it was absolutely cucked, it just needed some tweaksVita Saw was literally perfect before it got turned into a detrimental cosmetic reskin. If they wanted to nerf it for being "too strong in comp", they should have either banned it like they do with every other weapon they don't like, or dropped the -hp threshold to something that was more penalizing, like -25 instead of -10.The Saharan Spy set bonus, and the original Enforcer that did more damage while undisguised
>>582679361What specifically? An old name? Comments on your profile? What'd you do that prompted them to check? I'm not saying they were right, I'm just trying to understand what made them focus on you with a microscope.
make it stun again
>>582678481Oh, the Righteous Bison of course, how could I forget?The Equalizer as well - it didn't need to be split into two weapons, it just needed the marked for death penalty added to it
>>582678481Legacy Sandman the state when it first came out was almost perfect. And I guess Pomson became this weird weapon that no one likes.Amby deserved its nerf>>582683423>AxtingIt was too easy to flank some heavy class and repeatedly -195 them. Feels great when you use it, but stumbling upon someone who know what they're doing was equally infuriating.>Vita-sawWhenever you equip it, enemy Medic is forcibly pick it to counter you. I think in its current state it's badly balanced but at least it doesn't force a stalemate.
>>582686343>Whenever you equip it, enemy Medic is forcibly pick it to counter youWrong, this is a lie told by compfags and believed by dumb reddit-cattle. The reasons that it's wrong are many, and should go without saying to anyone who actually plays the game.
original vitasaw was the most boring item ever put into a videogamenew vitasaw is pretty much just as lame, though
>>582686830it's much lamer now because it's not ever worth using now
>>582687502being "worth using" doesn't mean something isn't lame as fuck>upside: less penalty for dying>downside: it's easier to kill youwhoopdefuckingdoo, someone fan me off, this design is almost as cool as "+fire rate, -damage"
>>582686343>enemy Medic is forcibly pick it to counter youmaybe in comp but in real tf2 no one's keeping track of any ubers and most teams don't even have a medic
>>582687824it might've been lamer than the other options, but it was less lame than it is nowbefore, shitters could use it as a crutch to help themselves if they were getting rolled (wow, sounds like something that'd actually be really helpful for new players nowadays, what with the shitty matchmaking always throwing people into imbalanced games), later switching to something else once they gotgud now, there's no point in for bad players OR good players to ever use it since it universally sucks in all situations
>>582688693>>582686625Anons, I don't remember having to keep track of anything with old Vita-saw. You just slap Kritz and equip it. Entire thing goes into a struggle of who ubers first, and spoiler alert it's always you even if you get dropped by some try-hard Scout risking his ass to get you. That's how good the Vita-saw was. Even if you don't deserve it, you can easily pull almost any situation into a stalemate.
this fag clearly did not play the game and at this point I'm 80% sure it's turkfloydnigger ragebaiting
Sorry to inform you, your beloved Vita-saw was broken af with Kritz. Possibly one of the major reasons it was nerfed at the first place and not compies crying about it.
omg it is 100% is
>>582687824I think Vitasaw being underused has less to do with it being underwhelming and has more to with Ubersaw being the defacto default Medic melee.If anything, all the non-bonesaw melee should be buffed to be as viable as Ubersaw.
>>582691891vitasaw needs a redesign, not a buffmaking something good doesn't make it cool (see: sniper)
>>582691891solemn vow is just as good as the ubersaw imo, especially in situations where the enemy team is good enough that you can't get melee hits in and survivethe amputator either needs a radius buff or a healing rate buff to ever be worth taunting with, cuz turning yourself into a lvl1 dispenser for like 3 seconds is mid as fuck>>582693217revert it to how it was originally, give it significant lifesteal on hit (like +25), but drop the health penalty down to -25 so medic's now got light class hp healthgates
>>582676305Long way down
empty head
dead gamedead general
>>582707809TF2 will never die.
good news, we are going to live forever!
Demolloyd VVQI\I
>>582677441I'm sick of these 'eggmaking sex with [X]' posts because everyone knows that eggs aren't made with sex, the female prepares/lays an egg and the male fertilizes it.This is how it is with literally every sexually reproducing species on earth, the only difference between egg-laying animals and mammals being whether the egg is outside the body or inside.That's like saying you're going to win by pushing the payload to the finish line on red team, you know that's not how it works get your head in the fucking game
>>582676305SØYCACAS.... WHAT IS THIS..
>>582709135GEEEEG
Is TF2 really so poorly optimized that even with a PC I built around 9 months ago it gets <144fps after I've installed a bunch of mods? Or is it because I have a gorillion Firefox tabs open?
they should bring back halloween spells with the upcoming scream fortress
>>582713242>>582713242tf2 is cpu bottlenecked because it was built at a time when they thought cpus cores would keep getting better instead of what happened, which is that gpus became much better and cpus were split into multiple cores that were mid instead of having one core that was super good
>>582713242take a guess
Lucy the pawg....
>>582715065i dont remember this in my team fortress 2 game
>>582715065is someone making her ass fatter or is it already like that
>>582715065finally some good fucking butt
>>582713736Yeah I know but since I restarted playing again a couple of months ago I've found that my framerate has decreased even though there's only been the Summer update. Unless I'm unknowingly mining BTC for someone the mods are the only thing I can think of, and I do restart regularly
>>582716561it's probably the gorillion firefox tabs
>>582713242What CPU nigga? I had to cap mine to 244 on a 7600X
>>582713242Sometimes it feels like the emporium 'people' are in a competition to see who can make the most unoptomized slop. Last scream fortress some of the maps were dropping my FPS noticeably and I have a 5800xt.
>>582708515or maybe you're a retard who doesn't know how pokemon work>>582715065>>582713421baby making sex with femmalfoy and lucy