Previous: >>582632684Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
I need her. I will spook her tomorrow
I want to snack on this woman
Hello /uma/, another Muv-Luv Monday has crept up on us! I hope everyone has been fun collecting legacies and filling up their umadex, because we all know Grand Live ace runs arent going to give you any joy. Keeping it short and simple today because there isnt really much to talk about right now aside from wishing you a quick and easy class 6 retention and good luck with your runs and sparks. Oh and I hope everyone rolling on the Christmas outfits later gets what they want too!You know who else wishes you a merry [non descript holiday in "December"]? That's right, the cast of Muv-Luv! The impromptu "Christmas" party featured in (most prominently) Unlimited actually has our loveable collective mix all sorts of Japanese traditions like Tanabata with the Christian holiday. Interested to see what that looks like? Go give the Muv-Luv trilogy a shot! Available on many websites where you can buy stuff and even on some where you can get shit for free.
Speaking of umamusume dreams, the only one I had was the one where I grabbed my phone to play uma but instead of uma what opened up was SIF, I was so happy the game was back that I got overly excited and the dream ended fairly quickly... ;-;
GET ON THE FUCKING STAMINA TRAINING CREEK WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>582661273I don't really remember what happened but I had Umama mentioned in my dreams more than once
Tachyon LOVE
>>582661275cute!!
hey
>>582661273the only uma related dream I've had was one where I was in tachy's POV for whatever reason.no it wasn't anything sexual dumb FAGGOT. I'm pretty sure I just stood around in her room for a few secs and then woke up
I prefer dark roasts
>>582661663why did she do it
Which of these upcoming umamusume are the most pickmemaxxxed torecock-addicts? No friendzoning, no brozoning, no dadzoning, no sonzoning, no minionzoning,
>>582661743ok gaybro
>>582661417I dreamt about Umama yesterday too.He was in my club, chats between us leaked and the entire thread was bullying me
>Dream Team's reset is still laterI forgor
Last uma sex dream I had was with Oguri Cap.It felt nice.
hmph
>>582661213Same
>>582661823that was real bro...
>>582661795/umaJP/gwos told me it's Sakura Laurel
Digitan LOVE
I only have this and the Helios one, are there any more? What do I type to find more? Umamusume nerdification? I might have a new fetish pls don't bulli
>>582661865I won't post this time
>>582661843how autistic was she?
>>582661791She's the actual evil Matikane
>>582661803don't shay that...
>>582661795Dia, forma de /uma/headcanon
Last uma dream I can remember was not sexual actuallyKingu, Arima Kinen, managed to pull off a crazy win, details of this are less important than leaning against each other in the locker room in silence after
>>582662085but all matikanes are evil
>>582661940but he's not in my club...
>>582662046Feral cowgirl sex
gacha gamers be like "i dont wanna judge things on lived experience, please gaslight me the truth"
haha
>>582662156Oranges cant be evil
>>582661226Shouldnt significant number of 4chan posters have read that by now. I miss the good ol days
>>582661992umamusume out_of_character would be a good start
>>582662154looks like a first-rate dream to me
Touch terf, trainercel
>>582662193>he she*umama is pan but she prefers when we use "she" in here
>>582661226I'm not reading muvluv, some bros made me read umineko and I was too ashamed to tell them I didn't like it
>>582661950>no dadzoning
>>582661795Neo Uni if your name is Demuro and you're Italian
>>582662252No one says this
>>582662441how does being pan changes your pronouns
>>582662451You should have watched / read Higurashi 1st before jumping to Seacats
>>582662361Oh that works perfectly! Bakushin looking serious is also really great. Although this one ended up being a little unsettling...
>>582661795acute, cb, bootka, KS miracle (k stands for koma)
>>582662441pan has to do with what you find attractive, not what you identify as bwo...
>inspo only gives stats
>>582662617I already watched Higurashi beforehand...
I still dont know what umama meant by "Do you have a..."
good morning
higurashi when they speaki
>>582662614You become the third gender, bread
>>582661226>>582662353
>>582662614>>582662645pangenderI don't know if she's that, genderfluid or agender but she's ok with every pronounsshe prefers when we use "she/her" in /uma/ though
>>582662441pan da?
Why does the game never give me great trainings and distance S at the same run?And does JP actually have a battle pass that gives a guaranteed inspiration?
>>582662614when you're in the kitchen it's she/her
>>582662929Uma plan (like $20 per months) lets your reroll inspiration
>>582662830Good morning
>1LBDo your dailies ok
pay 2 win
>tfw got spoiled by the carat count immediately changing when opening the clankaI wonder how high the carats can go in a single run
>>582663014umama is like this but when she flirts with nonnies
>>582662853who will be the butter?
>>582663081 it's not p2w when literally everyone does it and it's very much the accepted norm, as it's the case for phone faggotry, that market is casual as hell and not remotely has strictly looked at as the PC market where being "p2w" can be a very bad thing for marketing (in the short run)
>>582661795>no minionzoning
>>582663065>not saving paid carats for step upYou are no longer f2p+
curry freezes like this after a specific voiceline and doesn't go back to the default pose when the voiceline ends.I think it is cute
>>582661226>>582662451I've read a lot of VNs back in the old days when they're still mostly fan TL'ed and could be DLed easily from sites or craneanime, but for some reason I never picked up muvluv, same with umineko. I've played a good amount of VNs though that I'm sure.
>>582663037Third world bwos... 20 dollars a month is... too much for my unemployed self... is this how we die...?
>>582663214Dailies are better value than step-ups
HACHIMI IS DEAD WAHOOO
you wish
the greatest uma ever
>>582663214>saving paid carats for step upI'll get them with the anni vouchers :)
remember to renew your carat pack
>>582663492armda???
>>582663492nyo.......
>>582663396tama sexotama hototama attractotama baby makingtama family makingtama love happy life
>>582663538The two $70 selectors aren't f2p+ territory either
>>582663528everyone says this
>>582663492supaa creeku and tamamo crossu "sad mommy" image
Hello friends!!
>>582663585fake dramaposter, real ones know thats an old image
>>582663492GoonerGangbwo...
>>582663396try 40 lole thats not the only pass
>>582663768Hello fren!
>>582662151this but nishino flower
>>582663396I'm sure you can land a job in the next 1-2 years....
>>582663914
DIE PEDOPHILE
guysi have been looping same grandparents constantlyi have fucked up right?
>>582661795>umaxtrainerCB, Ruby Neo>avoidLaurel (yurishit), Hishi Miracle (haha so lazy)>maybe roll if you like the character, otherwise nothing outstanding Tarumae, Gimlet, Sirius
>>582662353Hmm depends a bit. Yeah, we're an oji-san general and I do think most of our oldheads will have probably read it already. That being said the people that I know who play gacha irl only play gacha and thus need encouragment to branch out a bit. Whether they'd actually like a 50-60h VN that's pretty backloaded is then obviously another matter entirely.>>582662451I can't (and wouldn't) force you to do anything you don't like, it's just a recommendation. That being said be open about your taste and dont feel ashamed to hide things you like or dislike.>>582663393I'd recommend giving Muv-Luv a shot! >>582662870And hope you're doing well, Amagamianon!
>>582664045Inbreeding is good actually
>>582664026that doesnt narrow it down
>>582663716My cumdump and my seedbed on a date, cute
>>582663705the $20 selectors are enough for me i'm a wee piggy
>>582664026I didn't even post anything this thread
>they're using stam cards for Arima like a cuckoldgrimyou should all have your own 9* stam parents with 60+ white sparks at this point
>>582663396bro the umapass is 700 yen which is like 4 dollars
>>582663768hi growndachibabyman
when things get really quiet i say tamamo quotes to myself
>>582663876AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
>>582663957ww3's on the horizon though...
>>582664318I do this
>>582664318such as?
>>582664276>he uses 3 speedwhat are (You) doing anon?
>>582664309
>>582664276>he can't cap speed with 2 speed cards
>>582664374Being a soldier is a good job
>>582664276May I see yours?
>>582664318I'm personally quite a fan of "OGURI DOKOYA".
>>582664276ok but that gives me 750 at best
>>582664413>Not even 900 stam for the bonusIs that stat line supposed to impress anyone?
>>582664406>TAMAMO KUROSSU YA>OGURI DOKO YAAAAA>MOU AKAN
>>582664413The medium CM just ended gwo
>>582664318tamalovebwo...
I am now the proud torena of Fuji and her Kiseki's. Now to spend 4 months trying to get the doujin duo of Digi and Dober
>>582663957It's not looking good on that department, chief. Been a NEET for 12 years already. Last gig I did was having someone pay a game for me on Steam in exchange of a fetish fanfic. These are hard times.
>>582664413>Not even 600 guts for the duelingIs that stat line supposed to impress anyone?
>>582664406>>582664574I also really like the 誰がじゃりン子やねん line but I cant say this one fast enough to where it sounds good
>>582664574nandeyanen
*slap sound*
>>582664092Sleep has been terrible for weeks, otherwise I'm doing alright. Hope you're doing better. MuvLov-anon!
>>582664560>>582664798come on don't dodge the question now >>582664517
>>582664984*plap sound*
>>582664471>he thinks it's for speed instead of powyou click speed even after cap to raise pow since pow cards are memes
>>582664798I saw an insane Daiwa last CM that had 1550 speed, 1k stam, 1k guts, he ran 2 speed 1 creek 2 wit and just stam/power sparks. Seeing that shit made me rethink my opinion on guts bonus umas.
Adult uma fetish
>>582664276i have to though
>>582664987>hope you're doing betterHaha, yeah....Hope your sleep issue ends up resolving itself at some point. Sounds rough.
>>582665041you were right it was all me you will now accept my concession
VF's property btw
>>582665160Wait a minuteIsn’t that Tazuna on the rig
>>582665137that's what 2 speed is for gwo
>>582664984stop posting naked tama
MINNA HOEH ARIGATO
>>582665227Has been going up and down since the start of the year, so I doubt it. Arguably since last year, but so it goes. No idea what causes it either which is the annoying part, and it sure as hell ain't stress lmao.Uma Musume
I accept your confession.
It's better to just play in open if your non-fronts can't hit 1200+ pow desu
>>582665137yeah i rawdog click power training (with no participants) during summer baby they don't want you to know this strat
>>582665273not happenning
confections?! where?!
>>582665204I got 970 on spechud without a stam card yesterday lmaoStam cards are genuinely useless on GL, you just 18* stam and let jesus take the wheel
>>582665565now show her other stats
I love my genius wife!
>rezero, mt, slime are all finishedwhat the fuark do i watch now
I accept your munitions.
>>582665565Uhhh your claw forward dwo?
>>582665380this is going to be true for the sprint CMif you can't get to 1400 power and 900 guts with greens and stats you're getting raped
>>582665647
>>582665736what else
>>582665647watch your weight LMAO KEKYPOW
>>582665647Bakemonogatari
What are your club plans for the next 3 days?Staying?Leaving?Getting poached?
>>582665647isnt slime like really bad past season 1
>>582665647watch an actually good anime from this season like Yanineko and Jaadugar instead of isekai slop
>needing a card for claw forward
>>582665736who the FUCK is that holding a fan
THESE HORSES GAY
>>582665647get better taste wtf
>>582665647Macross Frontier films. I will say the series is great alongside Symphogear.
>>582665647please say sike
>>582665945slime is the best isekai anime gwo
>>582666083sike
jiggie desuwa?
>>582665969do you not recognize a pure japanese beauty like her
>>582665647Mambwo...
>>582666008I talk to one of my clubdacchis like this and we are not gay...
>>582666151desu yo
>>582665896getting raped
>>582665640I will when I get out of work>>582665719Its pace spechud my card situation is fucked to the point thats my best option
>>582666190taishinbro...
Lads, are we snacking?
>>582665886>>582666076i need something currently airing because i have no self control and will destroy myself binging 12 eps in 1 night>>582665945it's slop but i like it cause it has titties>>582665948tried keeping up with yanineko and it was funny, but i can't really do slice of life.>>582666039maybe
>>582665647isekaiGOD...
>>582666321alwayssnack every banner
>>582666321snacking? they're both in my pull plan
>>582665896I have like 1/5th of my club's fans maybe I should leave
>>582666342>I will destroy myself, binging 12 24min episodes in 1 nightBitch, I binge entire seasons of 40-60min premium TV shows in a day
>>582665896quitting the game and leaving on the 30th to tank the rank
>>582666321full course meal on that banner7 and I get both + extra dessert after 200 pulls4 and I only get my pity
>>582665896my club is very healthy nothing bad could happen in the next 3 days and I doubt anyone is leaving
>>582666008>Don't get it twistedhttps://youtu.be/gaj7eG6Egpk?si=e3XtC5gpD9YoJ--0You got me twisted.
>>582664076Can somebody confirm that Laurel is yurishit?
>>582666321I snack with paid daily pulls
>>582666450Mambro nyo...
>>582665951Explain which wit card to use on her
>>582663768Hello babydachi
OH BTWTHESE TROONS ON THE LOCALIZATION TEAMTHEY'LL QUOTE THE BIBLE BUT G-D FORBID THEY SAY MERRY CHR*STMASSO CLEARLY SOME CHRISTIANITY IS OKAY BUT CHRISTMAS, A DOWNRIGHT UNIVERSAL CELEBRATION AT THIS POINT, ISN'T OKAY?????
why did she do it
>>582666450Tyler...
>>582666461i have a job
>>582666342To be fair Macross Films are self contained. You can watch Frontier's two stand alone. So you can watch each film in a different day.
>>582666321I'd like that Daiwa because it's a front Daiwa alt, but I can't afford it. They really should've given Base Daiwa TTL since she swapped between pace and front IRL and it matches her ichiban gimmick.>Race Planner for Pace>Taking the LEAD for Front
>>582666321these boots are ridiculous every time they're posted
uh oh englishmelty
>>582666678But... that's a (You) problem?
>>582666634when did they quote the bible?
>>582666569Borrow Uni for MediumBorrow Cafe for Long>gold overlapEnd chain
>>582665945I don't get how people can watch the nothingburger that is season 2 and go "yeah I want 50 more episodes of this"
>>582666772ye of little faith I'm thinking
My first borrow of the day finished cookingIf this clanked parent is good I can make aces right now7 and it goes well4 and all my borrows go bad today
>>582666634>>582666845are you retarded
>>582666634mashallah cygames is the flaming sword of islam and the world is full of unclean rafir
>>582666772
>>582666908>8thats a double 4, your account is bricked
>>582666845well tbf i didnt even know that first came from the bible
>>582666835I really like the politics and city building from the books, and it’s just fun
>>582666634holy melty lmao
>>582667082they built cities out of books?
>>582666939Why are you quoting me retard>>582667015I dunno if it is either but that's the closest thing to a Bible quote there is
>>582666543it's 80% talking about Brian, so it's one sided yurishit
>>582667168In a sense, yes
>>582667008I don't think that's how it works, another clanker to the oven though maybe next time it's the one
Any latechuds here rolling for the Air Groove wit? Is it worth it?
>>582667015tons of english idioms and expressions originate from the KJV bible and shakespeare, in that order>>582667121holy indeed, they nuked hallelujah from the umayon song, all mentions of merry christmas despite the fucking jp audio saying it and entire events revolving around it, but here they break their own rule to borrow a quote from the biblethey could at least have some standards
>>582667363It is a good Natie replacement, but only has a 6 month lifespan
>>582667008you're also bricked
>>582666835I just like seeing the femboy keep powering up then dunking people. Also Shion titties.
>>582667537>7why is shiraoki-sama so evil?
>>582667537that post didn't come with a prediction/roll though, so it doesn't count. also your 7 doesn't do anything either since you didn't include a prediction either.however i will roll a 7 and be blessed with long s today
is Ramonu the #1 wit card that will be in every deck or can I skip her and wait for Dia wit + something else if I am only going to play lates in every CM?
>>582667442shut the fuck up already nigger
>>582667772skip
>>582667772Ramonu is FM if FM was actually good at anything
>>582665647Bwo should have at least watched Inept Villainess. It was a random anime I picked up last season and ended up with a nice and very enjoyable surprise. Same with All Works Maid
>>582667713because I fuck evil women >>582667762idc what I roll I'm having sex with shiraoki
>>582667772skip ramonu. just borrow her it's not worth it
>>582667772Ramonu has a 5 month lifespan for Lates, but she is a deck lynchpin for those 5 months
>>582667772technically yes, you can skip, but that means you won't be competitive during GM.
Alright frontbros ill give it a tryWhat am I in for
Guys, I’ve got a favour to ask.Am I misremembering, or was there an image in the past of a horse (who later became Uma Musume) who, at the end of a race, saw some cosplayers and was completely taken aback?If so, does anyone have that image?
>>582667889i'm shounenbrained and usually need a bit of action once in a while to keep me going, unfortunately. maybe i'll just try to finish out apothecary diaries s2 so i can watch s3.
>>582667889NTA but I picked All Works Maid because I liked maids and it turned out to be a villainess / otome isekai, what a nice surprise.
>>582668012I wont be even with her but that means I can save 600 pulls for something more specialized like Manhattan wit or dick pulls>>582668003What does she eventually get replaced by?
>>582668025
Why would you want to skip ramonuIm HAPPY our next must roll is a wit card, I fucking hate the absolute state of global wit cards
soon
>>582667504What kills it exactly? Manhattan wit?
>>582667363if it had free pulls it'd be worth consideration but you probably already have neicha and Ramonu is better
>>582668158Ramonu gets superseded by wit decks
>>582668184What does wit over 1200 even do
>>582667925you'll have to make do with fucking fuku while shiraoki watches from the spectral cuck chair, actually.
>>582668313We only run 1 wit card in larc and for miles and mediums that'll be ramonu (later dia) and longs cafe
>>582668310odds?
>>582668184
>>582668337retard
>>582668328>>582668158>>582668313Typo, meant 1 wit decks, same thing kills Air Groove
>>582668158Cafe wit is a silly thing to pull on if you're trying to save carats, she's literally only for longs. Ramonu gets replaced by Dia wit at the end of L'Arc (7 months between those banners)
>>582667772Ramonu will be stuck in your deck from November 2026 until March 2028. Either as your own card or as a borrow.Think very carefully what you will do.
>>582668667you forgot your oguri pic bwo
>>582668760It's your account anyway, do whatever.
>>582668310>chestnut rocket
>>582668121Haven't been watching much shounen recently, aside from Iron Wok Jan and Old Country Bumpkin if this is even considered shounen, but yeppers, you should finish Apothecary Diaries>>582668128I had no expectation when I picked it up but just did out of boredom, and it was a nice surprise and good normal villainess isekai since it didn't follow the stereotypeI also recommend my beloved Tia from Observation Log of my Fiance if you haven't yet
>>582667772I almost never run 3 of the same style in cm so I'll probably run ramonu instead lf the best pace/late/end wit card when I feel like playing those
>>582668458Kisses.
>>582668316>you probably already have neichaNope, only rolling late stuff for my oshi Grass and she already has OYL so I'm wondering if Air Groove Wit is worth rolling as a 2nd wit alongside Ramonu during GM.
>>582669073Well then you have to ask yourself whether you think 400+ pulls is worth it for a card you will use for 1.5 scenarios.
late players are braindead, go look at what Ramonu does and what her skills are then you'll see why no one is skipping her in favour of specialized supports
>>582668337Wit should be renamed to "luck" desu. Everything it does is improves your RNG luck.
nonnies..
>>582667889>VillainessWithin the Villainess is the best manga of its archetype and I highly suggest for anons even if you aren't into shoujo. The manga has ended too which is huge for this type of story. Haven't watched the anime yet but it looks decent by the trailers unlike Holy Grail of Eris which was butchered by its animation
>>582669073>>582669287Oh, I will add that the brian power card Air Groove shares her banner with is actually pretty good. Though obviously getting both MLB in 400 is very unlikely.
>>582668310AAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE DARYZ PLEASE SPARE US
>>582669472Need Dia-chan's saggers on my face
HeyHey Heyfuck youhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12272746
>rolling for stamina and power cards late niggas may be retarded
hello fellow horse enthusiasts I too like horses
>>582669609burger pocket
remember you dont need ramonu if you skip every mile and medium CM
Do I get american chinese food or taco truck tacos for lunch?
>>582669743this but super creek stamina for longs
>>582669656Late gotta be the most and easiest to gaslit style.>lwo you need this positional accel on a dogshit power card!And they keep falling for it.
another day of dogshit runsI think I'll just chill this next cm
>>582669354annoying fat loser LOVE
>>582669384It is not nearly as impressive as most make it out to be
who /boughted/ here?
>>582669995>>lwo you need this positional accel on a dogshit power card!Which one? I already pulled wuby
>>582670085all I see is high TE after buying cheap and good skills, point bonus, and a easy to activate gold for mile/medium (most common distances)
>>582670085Should be shooped to Superb Bait.
Please post sexy Daiwa Scarlet.
>>582670128Preloading now. We NEED more idolmaster skins though. I need my Haruka F-22 that falls out of the sky when you use the air brake again.
>>582670416Bit tautological innit
>>582668439
>>582670354So you have to buy 5 speed skills for it to be useful?
>>582669495>Within the VillainessReally loved this when I randomly found it years ago and kept up with it till it finished. Honestly a 10/10
>>582670085>need to buy skills during career to make use of the TE perkSounds annoying
>>582670516No, it is still decent even before fully activeJust not as absurd as most calculators showKeep in mind you will have to likely get at least 2-3 of those skills from other cards too
>>582670496grim
Maruzensky should be molested, pinned down and rapedBy me
Awesome.
>>582670516they come at hint level 5 so it's not as bad as it sounds
>>582670686you are a disgusting horrible person
I HATE THIS NIGGA ASS GAME>BRO we got stars, do it bro farm them>WHERE?????>IDK BRO HERE IS SCENARIO START BUTTON CLICK ON EVERYTHING
>>582670516You will have over 30 skills in GM, it's skillslop spam: the scenario.
>>582670686>>582670742Yeah, disgustingI already did that, and you want to do that with my semen on top? Sick bastard
which way anons?
Hag sex
>>582670516That's the thing. If you're training for a non-mile/med CM you won't buy the skills she gives so the unique effect is becomes useless
WHERE WWHEREEEEE?!@???!
>>582670938Speed for the power
>>582670938Wit
>>582670938Wit so you have energy in case you get a better Speed click next turn
>>582670938Wit to ensure you make sure you can train non-wit for the next 2 turns
>>582670973Under there
>>582670973Certain races
>>582670969just buy other distance and style straight/corner skills bro, or any speed skill not only those count
>>582670962Who put Meeku in the dress?Aoi..
>>582671126Damn falco is smart
>>582671126are inferior
>>582670989>>582671042>>582671059>>582671074the next turn was... rainbowless... *dies
>>582671312Such is life
gullible style mains ITT be like: "oh yeah i'm skipping the generalist card used for every events for 6 months then still used for other styles if you don't have the best new card to pull a card used TWICE"
I LOVE IT WHEN GAMES TELL YOU FUCKING NOTHING FOR NO REASON AND FORCE YOU TO USE AN EXTERNAL TOOL/GUIDE
Impregnate umankos
I look like this btw. You can decide whether I'm talking about the apple or not.
Where's Almond Eye?
>>582671504Apple?
Is there a way to turn off Tazuna asking me if I need the scenario explanation?
>>582671783Yes.
/ourgirl/
>>582671783Yes.Kill her.
>>582671783nah tazuna’s cannot be turned off
7 and I'll fap to Matikanefukukitaru 4 and I'll fap to Taiki Shuttle
>>582671384oh well, at least I got enough supports stocked up in power to give it a nice non rainbow hit, I think I got my ace for the upcoming cm since for once I'm only missing uma stan I can live without that...
>>582671478
>>582669832guess i'll just get tacos
oh I'm in class 5
7
curren chan is a whore
>>582671880Why does this flatty always have huge boobs in fanart
>>582672075truke
>>582672007
Question for any frontbros For a runaway, do I NOT WANT playtimesover/top runner? Am I too far away for them to activate?
Falco has a fat round head and her trainer doesn't love her
>>582671880I will never have this
>>582671719that wasn't what I was thinking about but yes, I agree, apple.
>>582672075
>>582672096she's only a flattie in-game because she's still growing
>>582671640In my bed. She's exhausted from the all night training session we pulled.
>>582672149I only used runaways as sacrifice but by late race when others are catching up, other umas tend to start getting close and it triggers, then my runaway died but if she was not built to die I think it would be useful
>>582671783Oh sorry, I'm >>582671848, didn't realize global still doesn't have the option to skip tutorials until I checked. Sorry.
I NEED her.
>>582672209
I DON'T WANT END CLOSER CORNERS!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>582672209Just get yourself a poor woman
>>582672209Take the latinx gf pill
>>582671975is wit really that much of a dump stat on longs?I keep stressing over getting it to 1k whenever my run has it at 500 entering senior year that my speed and power end up at 1400 and 900 each while wit stays at 800
>>582672630latinx gf won't stay cute forever unlike uma gf
I discovered that a curren poster is in my club.
>>5826720757 and curren chan is pure and shart falco is projecting
>>582672823our secret
Anons, for an end closer with 950 stam + 1 gold, if you have remaining SP would you pick nakayama race course for extra 40 stam, stamina eater for stam reco + debuff or homestrech haste?
I'm doing Wonder Acute story for the first time and Falco's here again. She's in like everybody I'm training.
I may be retarded
7 and Curren is precious and shouldn't be slandered
>>582672938yes
>>582672210>>582671719ugly loser
>>582670496all in on CHESTNUT rocket
how should I display my disappointment to my trainee after she fails a 7% training into 3 random mood downs within 5 turns
She ain't a cow. She's number one!
>>582672630This is like the worst pill you could take
>>582672938Homestretch haste
>>582672910erotic miletard
>>582672630Latina women is a gamble when they get older, you either get a goddess like Salma Hayek or you're fucked with your random Maria that somehow gets 50 pounds of weight out of nowhere.t. My brother gambled and got the latter
>>582672850get zeroed, currencuckyour uma is a whoreeeeee
>>582672701in longs you have to sacrifice something unless you have the highroll of the century, but you never go in assuming that, so my sacrifice is wit, since 900 is where wit starts to fall off hard so long I have 900 I'm fine.sure, more wit will help you in other ways, but you need your stam, then you need your speed, and then you need your power and wit
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582672992>t. orfevre
>>582673041>1sugoi
I don't need to roll to know I'm blessed by Shiroaki-sama.
there will be no successful 7 post today
>>582673292Stop rolling for this and just marry her
7 I cum4 I keep edging
Excited to see her run in person on Halloween.
>>582670496All in on Admire Terra
>>58267329267 and you marry helios, your wedding will be in an airbnb
>>582672992faggot
>>582672850>0https://youtu.be/SxlTm8giPZw
I was going to ask about my sparks being all front and the CM20 greens I wanted when I didn't need it, but she started punching me for some reason.
Shart Falcuck sucks and this 7 proves it
7 and an anon gets hit with a silent stroke 4 and it's a brain aneurism instead
7 and we prematurely move to a new bread at 200 images
>Trying to get inari ace for next CM>Not a single time in 30+ runs do I manage to get anything decent ifI'm trying to level up her unique>Give up on unique and focus on training>Get nice enough ace but rating feels way lower than it shouldWhen does the director level up unique mechanic go away? I fucking hate it
7 and i force my trainee to run 30 consecutive races
>>582673667Oh shit
>>582673126she's not that big
>>582673667We were going to do that anyway
>>5826736677 and we don't do that
>>582673568Red hair and green eyes are elite. Shion cute
>>582673828she needs to have implants so her breasts become a mile in diamater, otherwise she won't be living by the MiRules
Does Bobo just die when her gacha SSR comes out? I might have to pivot from backliners to build one for this CM if that's the case
>>582673667I will bake it
>>582673667I was joking
>>582672823Funny coincidence, I discovered that a Jordantard poster is in mine
mgu mgu
>>582673667Can it be cheese garlic?
>>582674084taishin is the only fuckable one out of these 3 desu
>>582673918She's already 0.001 mile in heigth
>>582674084taishin testo please let me swap places with you
>>582674000vbourbon is maybe the strongest unit for cm20, do it anyway
>>582672149Yes for top runner but pto/syl can activate at any time and save you from Bourbon activating all her skills at once and running you down mid race or late race speed skill when a pace is closing on you late race.
>>582672823each club has a hidden curren poster that coordinates with the others behind the scenes, actually
>>582673131>failed the physiognomy checkavoid caribeños at all cost they all turn into ugly as sin landwhales
I don't like Curren
>>582670782once you start career, you can agenda and check all races throughout the calendar for star pieces
I like cute horse girls with big boobs
>>582674000yes, just like how SMaru was tossed aside and forgotten after her speed card, VBourbon never sees play again after her wit card
>>582670705GratZ!
>>582674523I'm not even in a club here I just like causing unrest
>>582674635that's not true, she still gets use in LoH for a long time
>>5826707057 and you get a blowie for doing a good job
For tracks that start with turf then switch to dirt, are the stats properly calculated depending on the uma's aptitudes for that little bit of turf?
we should invent a slur for curren posters specifically
>>582674881No.
imagine posting whorescouldn't be me>>582674904whorefags
>>582674904curren posters protect us from u**** and *
>>582674165>garlicbased>cheeseI will murder you
>>582674904trrens
which umamusume would eat a lot of cheese and have the nastiest farts
>>582674679yurr
>>582674778LOH is not a serious event bro
>>582675174eughhh
>>582675164dantsu cheese
>>582675204i'll be reaching plat 4 and you won't
>>582672762Spe-chan a cute
4 and i yurr into the next poster's eughh
>>582675309literally everyone in this thread will be reaching plat 4
>>582675164
>>582675428
>>582675448not me. i can't even hold down class 6 for 3 weeks
>>582675540Where boobs?
some yurr some eughhh but who rotting?
>>582675309plat 4 is easy and a anything above is for tryhards bwo
>>582675682We are all rotting. Slowly.
>>582675625boobs? on MY poorfag wife that can't afford food?
>>5826755407 and i rape tamamo for being a little shit
diachan LOVE
I don't play the game anymore I just like the girls and posting here
>>582674623no one says this.
>>5826757627 and Dia becomes my pleasure slave for the rest of her life.
>>582675728
>>5826757627 and Dia becomes **my** personal cumdump until she becomes infertile
cm20 status?
>>58267576267 and dia had lesbian sex with helios
>>582676041eughhh
>CM22 is Dirt Mile Angling + Plancha
>>582675823Just did
7 and I run VBourbon for her last CM4 and I run backliners
>>582676041i won cm19, the most important CM for me since I really wanted the star on my zodiac sign so for cm20 ill take it easy and just aim for graded A finals 3rd place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzdkmHfongM
>>582676041got a great ace run last night but she's understammed
>>5826760417 and I give up on making aces, using my TT umas instead
7 and Nice Nature can never be posted here again.
>>582676041I have a headache but I'm also unbearably horny at the same time and so it'll just feel even worse if I jerk off.
>>582676152>CM22 is Dirt M—Easy skip
>>582676163>I like cute horse girls with big boobs>posts a flattieretard
>>582676314
>>582676152>end closer Digitan's victim
>>582676314>4get fuckedneicha thread neicha general neicha game
>>582676429Don't say mean and untrue things about my trainee
GIVE US LARGER BARS ALREADY YOU FUCKING STINGY JEWS EVEN MY FUCKING JOB GIVES ME DAYS OFF
>>5826763147 and we all marry a nice natie of our own
>>582676314>no 7>>582676447 >>582676467>neisha posts both get 7heh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCXL1NScwoQ
>>582675596dont put yourself down like this anon
>>582675762Dia a cute
>>582676584She's not even scoutable, you are a bold-faced liar
Bros what the hell happened to my balls? I'm already in senior April.
Our neighboring board brought up a rather interesting topic/question. It's about the 'hidden' stat threshold of 901 stam + 601 guts in Arima Kinen for extra speed. So, does /uma/ think that the hidden stat is real, or is it fake?The other board's answer is that the hidden stats is fake and doesn't exist.
hey trainer-san, it's been a while
>>582676806we don't talk about the game around here
>>582676683Thanks Digitan
>>582676839>NTR shit
>>582676806uh, it high-key exists like, no cap?whatever those bitches are on ain't worth nuthin since we all have been building for the seceret sauce of stat thresholds this whole time
>>582676806How did they even come up with that answer? All sources says it exists and been like that ever since first arima CM
>>582676747It's waifuposting bro it's not that serious
>>582676806yeah keep telling the /v/ermins that stat thresholds are fake, makes the cm easier for usanyone who's not a complete shitter is easily hitting 901/601 anyway
>>582676806They measurably exist.
>>582677143i only hit that if my spd/pow/wit is 1300/900/800does that count?
>>582676806The answer is I'm not hitting 900 Stam anyway so I don't care
>>582674523This is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg
>>582676806Yeah some sources say they exist, but was it ever proven?
eughhhh men
for CM20... 3 aces or 1 ace and 2 debuffer anons?
>>582676806Are they really that much of shitters there?
Thoughts on the next dirt CM? End closer vs front runner again
>>582677401Xog + 2 debuffers as the Goddesses intended
https://jiggie.fun/fJvibyhttps://jiggie.fun/fJvibyhttps://jiggie.fun/fJvibyhttps://jiggie.fun/fJviby
>>582677397>Hates men>Loves cock Many such cases
>>582677393Look at hakuraku replays
>>582677397
>>5826774013 debuffers
>>582677531I cant make sense of ehm. I am tarded.
>>582677397yurr gonna suck my cock again today, dober
Lame final ep of MT. Waiting for Cour 2.
what club is for me
>>582676806I've been saying "hidden track bonuses" were fake and invented by some random chink on twitter since forever and no one believed me
>>582677648Ask /vm/a
>>582676747reconsider your eggcorninghttps://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/is-that-lie-bald-faced-or-bold-faced-or-barefaced
>>582677648Uma&Co.
>>582676806Hakuraku is readily available and even has a new feature of simulation but they still reach that conclusion???
>>582677471I'm bringing whoever is in my dirt TT squad
>>582677727thanks>>582677686Ok
>>582677471i'm gonna try mutating my shichi again. if the tachy event happens before, i might be able to when i upgrade upgrade my 2* dirt pasa and digitan parents
>>582677397Dober saw me adjusting my penis through my pocket
>>582677401Always 3 aces. Debuffers are cringe.
>>582677591you know what, I will do that, I'm going to do nice nature and super creek with mistifying murmur but just as an extra, the rest will be normal ace skills
>>582677471i'm just shipping late digitan like every dirt cm
>>582677872
Horse pussy
>>5826776484 and you join my club
>>5826774013 stam debuffers to piss off this guy >>582677925
Filly butts prime for a spanking
>>582677942this was kingu'as face when she saw my penis
>>582677940make her end, it's a spurt trackspurt + tracen cheer + leap forward is instant 0.6 accel, 0.8 accel if you can get wooby into your deck for lightning surge
i want to fuck jc umankos
I have an adult uma fetish
>>582677940>>582678262Don't forget razor sharp steps from wit SweepyIt's basically end closer OYL so late surgers have nothing over end closer for this CM
>>582678262The last time this happened endchuds got uppity and settled it in a room match and they got completely btfonot wasting my dirt S on end sparks shorry
>>582678320what the fuck is her problem? doesn't she hate men?
>>582678440Yes, but she hates them not giving her attention even more.
I just got the lowest rating ever on Unity, outside my beginning few runs. Did I just get unlucky or is the Daiwa Scarlet card the issue? I also got used to not using Riko on Unity so that might have screwed me up as well.
Mambo Autis/uma/ and TamaLove are all A+, who am I supposed to bully this month? Haythere?
>>582678512That dasca card is very bad.
>>582678512The Daiwa card just isnt that good, but luck is always a factor
>>582678585yurr
>>582678512Daiwa is a brick in most cases and always a brick at lb0
>>582678591sex
>>582678405more important than daring strike? i need to borrow CB
>>582678585
>>582678585They got lucky this time, give them another month to fail.
Doto looking fine today
>>582678585umagg fell out of a this month I guess
>>582678585Unrebricked (previously bricked (previously unbricked))
>>582678585Leave ehm alone. You can try to bully us mambros again.
>>582677471weird that festival inari isn't here at all, wouldn't innate encroaching shadow make her the best backliner?
Can't stop thinking about sex with Daring Tact
>>582678440If you want the real answer she has crippling social anxiety from being cooped up in the Mejiro estate her whole life and it's just worse around men.>>582678512Probably. With the cards being so weak you're leaning more heavily on the facilities and bubble explosions.
>>582678927>7this is true
>>582678585umadash
>>582678901I will if you drop out of A+
>>582678901Mambros should be cherished never bullied
>>582678913I would say people just didn't roll very many copies, but Festival Tama was all over the place in Scorpio.
>>582678856was the hair cut, or what am I missing? looking a lot younger (to my unschooled eye) than he did the last time I saw an image
I finally rolled for cards on Tachyon banner (played a year without rolling cards) and while I won all 3 CMs after that none of them were as satisfying as winning with 3 welfares + 2 1 LB SRs. I tried to win with 5 welfares but could only get to A finals (both times I tried it) and lost there. Still nice though, I hope I can keep doing it.And now I feel it's very hard to win with welfares (I tried on mile, but swapped halfway) because of crazy skill point amount. NEED those skills from cards, no skill hints like in TB or unity. Will we get another scenario like those where I can get lots of skills from scenario itself?
>>582678927Take me to the island, Dia. I wont ever try to escape.
I missed nimble navigator fuck... Is enroaching shadow + dober inherit enough anons? I didn't grab a ryan parent since I was trying to inherit nimble nav and already have enroaching shadow, so I went for velocity inherits like opera and rudolf as extras but it might have bit my ass
>>582678585>who am I supposed to bully this monthhorsemeat
>>582678585umadash will disband
>>582679351I'd beat Teio into a pulp every day if I could
>>582679329I'd go again, encroaching shadow + mpb is encroaching shadow alone if you rush, you need at least nimble
>>582678585bully me, senpai, and call me a pahtetic little decklet for having such horrid uma scores
Should I use 0lb ssr flash over mlb flash creek took all my money
>>582678585Not only they're A+, but they're also far from being deranked, that's not fair
MAMBOOOOOOO
managed to post in the thread and have fun without giving away my ****, creepy to see the skinwalkers do their thing
>>582679624You can bully me Curren chan
>>582677942King's face when Dober complained about her trainer's noticeable erection during their afternoon tea
>>582678913Her ult activates during the accel zone in mile sadly
>>582679613stick to sweepy
>>582679476You can't outpower the Teio
>my trainer has an erection
>>582679702I had a roommate back in the day who was a nearly 30 year old man who had anime wall scrolls all over his room and had Dr Who sheets and pillowcases. Never saw him get even a crumb of pussy.
>>582679812what drugs do you have to put into natie's drink to get her to do this?
>>582678262Very compelling argument however I have MLB Natie and she has never let me astray
>>582679812get off my walls I just popped one
>>582679709Sr sweepy?
>>582679812Stop it, Neicha
>>582679878Were you expecting him to...?
Do I have to use statues if I want to 4* my Nippon Spe?
>>582679920how the fuck are you getting decent wit stats with natie in gl?
>>582679878Haha, good thing I'm not 30 like that guy...I'm 38
>>582679812Who'd get hard at this? I save my erections for real women.
>>582679969yessu, she's the cheapest speed card with the highest stat output in the game right now>>582680043yessu. she isn't in the banner pool iirc
>>582680042He tried. He brought a girl over one day and our other friend ended up fucking her in the basement
>>582680214I NEED TO TASTE HER BREAST MILK AAAAAAHHHHHH
>>582680082Wit is a frontliner psyops
>>582679886
>>582680214me. i get hard for her. i want to lick her slender, flat chest and molest her thin waist while i'm fucking her
>>582680214Creek nursing handjob and ear cleaning every night before bed
>>582680298I used to be a sperg back in the day and thankfully that's never happenedI have however slept with two seperate women in their beds and was too much of a pussy to make a move
I can only pay my landlord half and he's already screamingOrenji give me 500 dollars
I'm the original Curren sister but now there are like 6 of them so posting Curren is no longer fun
>>582679480what if I use two fronts to make sure there are enough umas...I'm so lazy to get everything to hit again
>>582680481espo WIFE
>>582664149I looped Narita Taishin so much that I got a new UmaNarita Tardshin
>>582680538Give him collateral like one of your Shiraoki idols
Playing GL really makes you feel like papa Nurgle is working on a pot full to the brim with liquid shit, rotten meat, maggots, aids positive cum and the refined body odor of a teioposter to cook up your rollsI dont know how else to explain having 10 long sparks but not getting a single long s in 10 separate inspirations
Does anyone know when Summer Special week's ult gets buffed to have speed on it?
I'm never using Mejiro PalmerI'm never using Daitaku HeliosCygames pls give me a Hashiama spook
what staline should I look for in a front for CM20 anons?I don't think I can get both 1k power and 1k wit while keeping the rest of the statline, I'm kinda lost
>>582680695>10x0 = 0its likely an affinity issue at that point
>>582680847One is at 120, the other at 105, its not a fucking affinity problem
Everyone hates Tickezo until they see her body.
>>582680970correct. screamish loud annoying baby with a BANGER body
>>5826807602nd anni inshallah
woke up extremely [redacted] rly wish [redacted] was here so we could [redacted] togetheras in pulling on the new banners daiwa scarlet and vodka in uma musume coming out tonight
>>582680970still ugly af
>>582680802There is nothing spooky about big sis Hishiama. She is ALWAYS your friend and will never scare you. But she will challenge you, one-on-one, until you are as strong as you need to be!
>>582680970I don't hate Dahby, she's a dear.Every time I cum inside her she cries for Mr. Sperm to reach his destination.
>>582681060You're gay af
>>582681050eughhh
>>582681108my bf pov
That's cool
>>582681081huge tits>brown>tanlines>nopansex
>>582680970I always liked her. I am highly tolerant of that type of person and would marry her. Her boobs help, yes.
Lusting after Light Hello is gross she's ONLY 35!!
Hey
>>582681353>2 years older than meSEX SEX SEX
>>582681353out of 34
>>582680936you're expected to have higher affinity than that on your parents these days. if each one isn't double circle on their own you're not raising your G1 affinity enough
>>582681108my pov
>>582680936>225bwo...
>>582681353>12 years older than meI would literally fuck her until my hips give out
>>582681353>1 year older than mekinda hot ngl
Aoi is cute and for (You) breed human women.
>>582681353jokes on you as I prefer older, grown up woman that know what they like and want from life
>>582681353She’s basically a child. If you lust for her you’re a nonce.
for me, it's tazuna
>>582681353>11 years younger than meGood, but I'd prefer about half that age
teio hate
>>582681830this, but with men.
>>582681508>>582681565Shut the fuck up goyim
no one asked faggot/tranny/nonce
>>582681924heh. unc
>>582680538Soon to be homeless anon...
>>582681924real ojiisan...
Does anyone in umaworld have a human girl fetish?
uh oh straightie melty
uh oh beast in denial
>>582681924Aren't you dating Teio?.
Do ponies exist in the Uma world? Are they just their version of midgets?
CM21 status?
>>582682394ask fuji kiseki
>>582682394We've literally seen Uma children
I regret nothing The hotel staff will have to clean the mess
Rob Roy is coming out before the CM20 start date right?
>>582682562I'm sure they've dealt with worse
Gentildonna is one of the anime girls of all time.
>>582682394no they are yōkai, they hide in the forest and are rarely seen, but if you do see one she will play a trick on you and you'll probably end up cursed or dead, so it's best to fear them and avoid them
>>582682538Ponies aren’t baby horses, they’re a type of small horses.
Today I did 4 fan runs, thus saving the club from derank, your welcome danchud.>t. bottom earner
Goyimdonna
>>582681991well then keep coping with your shit affinity
>>582682804DONT SHAY THAT
luv him
>>582682740I think bottom earners should bottom for top earners. It's only fair.
How is a smoking hot uma babe like Light Hello a single loser?
>>582682829THE 105 AND 120 WAS THE GRADE BONUS YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK I LITERALLY HAVE MORE AFFINITY THAN YOU
>>582682847yurr
>>5826824462 passable GPs ready, toiling away at a better one. I might have to make two parents this time because all decent sprint borrows are paceslop
>>582682907I'll bottom for you, Dober
Nice thread globalbabs
>>582682950All women in her setting are attractive, so it's not a big competitive advantage that she is hot.
>>582682907This is not that kind of game.
>>582682953
>>582683116shut up bottom earner
Word on the street is that EVOs are coming before CM, how true is that
>>582683076Inari One is ugly.
https://jiggie.fun/bB8VTxhttps://jiggie.fun/bB8VTx
>>582682950Didn't she fumbled her trainer? I like to think the ratio is 1:1 uma to trainer, so if you fumble the guy who will spend most his time caring after you for 3 years...
>>582683119>When you tell Dia no sex for 5 minutes
>>582683285Surely not every Uma and trainer fall in love. Some don't even have a male trainer. Who is Meek supposed to fall in love with?
>>582683161You are 4 fans runs late, I'm not the bottom anymore.
>>58268069510 is really low unless you're trying to change style or sneaking in some turf as well
I was looking through the list of my girls and I saw that I have two of them that have Dominator. Do I sell my soul to the devil?
>>582682829TELL ME I NEED MORE AFFINITY TO HIT 1 SINGLE LONG SPARK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
>play the game? Nah>Jerk off to Uma porn?Yuh
>>582678585Brick. They're losing to Mambo
Miss being up late with him
>>582683840Succubus
We fucked
>>582682907That's how we do it in Mambo
>>582680970But I love her. She is a total cutie and bombshell to boot. I am also already halfway to bond 11
>>582670962Sexoyuru dance...
>>582683840yurr
>>582683879No one wants to hug McQueen's fat ass
>40>30>40>50wagmi
Does anyone else play without joining a club?
>>582683840My last dream I was being targeted because I couldnt die and would just regrow every body part so random hillbillies and mobsters kept shooting at me with their biggest guns
>>582684089You miss on too many mats by not joining a club.
>>582684089mambwo...
>>582684089>is anyone retarded enough to ignore one entire currency Probably
>>582684162I don't do enough to contribute to a club though
For ASE to hit fronts, do I need to make my Nice Nature a Pace? If an enemy is using a Runaway with two fronts, will Pace even be enough to reach close enough to the fronts? Do I... front Nature?
I've roll only on meta from the start. Today is the first looks pull.
>>582684270Welcome to Mambo.
>>582684276Kita is meta and sexy
>>582684270Mambro...
>>582684271just take vision skills
>>582684327I used to be in Mambo
>>582671903So she's always turned-on...?I knew she was an uma
>>582684409Like what? Do you mean vision improving skills like Savvy?
>>582684434Mambwo....
>>582684271You don't hit Fronts no matter what
>>582683915Me inside
>>582684465yeahdon't actually do this
>>582684271>>582684534yurr
King is a fake ojou-sama and tries way too hardMcQueen is a real one
Can't wait for the new month drama
>>582685042King is hotter than Mejiro
>>582684434Mambwo... sorry to hear that. Please join a chill b+ club. I dont want you to be homeless
>>582684626>uma 4 is inside in standard vision>uma 4 is outside in buffed visionWhy is Cygames like this?
Hoping back in after not playing for 3-4 months how fucked am I?
>>582685132Is this VF
>>582685132Insider knowledge: one club is disbanding by Allen's command
>>582685206as fucked as you want to beits a gacha who cares play for have fun or die
>>582685132I don't know why nobody is talking about the /Uma/Club civil war
>>582685273mambros...
>>582683182yeah anon theyre totally releasing this earlyfucking idiotsall of youfucking idiots
>>582685340why do you think
>>582685171King is hotter than Ryan and McQueen but not Golshi or Dober
>>582683643retard
>>582685196They are good at extracting money from whales not at designing games.
>>582685412>gutsiest in japan procs her unique, in turn proccing innate experience>teleports behind you>”nothing personnel kid”
>>582681081HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>582685340it'll be funnier when 4 people leave on the 1st tbqhf
>>582683182word on the street your trainee sucks off homeless men
>>582685340Stop nyoticing
how do I tell my uma that I don't love her in a hurtful way
>>582685132Umama needs to see this scenery soon
is 11* stamina enough or should I keep clanking
Should I just make a parent with all Front sparks before attempting this?
>>582685672she keeps getting with brokies so it might be time to finally become employed
>>582685669ring the alarm clock it's all just a nightmare
I'll pick a club after the upcoming carnage
>>582685340because the shit stirrers are from that club duhwhenever they're targeted the thread goes quiet
>>582684534>>582684917>he wasn't here last night when um*ma's kita was getting murdered repeatedly by quad debuffers
>>582685672yurr
Join a /v/ club
>>582685917Please do not join our clubs, thank you
>>582672273>>582672096"Flattie" seems a bit harsh, doesn't it?
>>582685964Your clubs need all the help they can get desu. Can't afford being picky
Dont join Mambo, okay?
>>582685340What is the civil war? ***** has been scolded twice (?) but hasn't seemed incorrigible so far...
>>582685132
>>582678585Bully yourself you loser,
>>582685890Kita's weakest soldier
>>582685340we need to address this >>582652208
we still dont know what the buttplug incident was about thoughbeit
>>582685740Sonion...
>>582686186Nobody wants to be in a club with troonmama
>>582686076Imagine how good it feels inside her
>>582686186One(?) of your club mates keeps sperging out about Umama here >>582686283
Ogyaru
>>582686186Mambocchi doing damage control again lol
Just post the chat already
>>582686413>>582686439Make a poal in the club or something. I don't like him being hyper but don't think it's worth an exile.
>>582686550I miss them... Why cant we train them...
>>582685340danchou that might be a good time to kick our flatties
>>582686639>I don't like him being hypereughhh why
>>582686076
>>582686550>>582686652love my blond trad wife
How do you fuckers even have club drama in public? It isn't that serious. Just do some runs and trade shoes.
>>582686639You are gayer than he will ever be lmao
>>582686652Fuck kill marry
>>582686815literally any club that interacts more than shoes and stickers is a tepid discord server wannabe-space
>>582686641What a fucking loser lol
>>582686772Why isn’t this an alt, does cygames hate money?
>>582686846BASED BASED BASED
Are the -stam values like -0.01 mean 1% of the target's max hp?
>>582686987Yeppers
>>582686846Marry and fuck Norn. No killing.
>>582686963Sorry, only combat alts for you.
Reminder: Unless confirmed by club chat leaks or member changes (tracked through uma.moe), all supposed club drama is fake news being pushed by shitstirring SEAmonkeys desperate for drama.
Everywhere Umamers goes has drama
I'm loyal to Almond Milk
ok but if you kick him who else would take him
>>582687114She's not coming back V...
>>582687114There is plenty of proof already posted secondary retard
>>582687114>when you're so fucking poor that you have nothing better to do than trash post about made up "CLUB DRAMA" that might or might not be happening inside of a PHONE GAME GACHA
>>582687114Thank you Falco
yurr
>>582687205>posts naming nobody in particular with no receipts to back it upNot proof!
>>582687302What now.....
>>582687185They will take her back
Reminder: I ate a bucket of chicken by myself today
>playing the game>kinda feeling like i have nothing to do>wait its 1/2 tp right now>i'm doing 1/2 tp runsi hate it, but i need to farm this shit
can we pause the *super serious* club drama to bake a new bread
So is this the bottom line of what I should be aiming for if I go down this route?
>>582687394
>>582687458chicken is good for you tho
>>582687489eughhh
It cant be that bad to throw fits in the thread
>>582685132I don't get it
>>582687453They honestly would
>smart falcon image>god awful postwhy is this so common?
so what did we learn?
>>582687517not kfc
>>582687571dumb avian
>whorren image>god awful postwhy is this so common?
>>582687583more like what did we forgetclanked so much forgot how to GL
>>582686853>>582687302>>582687507IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SNACK PLEASE HAVE MERCYYYY I JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF
>>582687583You cutie
I'm not bakingYou're on your own
>>582687489frenzied is a pretty weak debuff (but obviously when it hits it hits). Pretty much as long as you go 564 with a golden debuff (murmur is only really worth it if you are doing 2 debuffers), then just stack red skills via hints or inheritence and you'll be fine.
>>582685340>shit about every club is released>it increases and shit spills to other clubs making the drama snowball>suddenly it hits that club and it goes quiet>for a whole month ***** got shitposted to death every day >it all stopped when he joined them>now apparently there's something big in their ranks>it's suddenly quiet compared to anything about any other club even if it's smallerNYOOOOTICE SHEEPLENYOOOOOOTICE
>>582687720>Teio when she sees my cock
Taking a power card instead of a stamina card seems perfectly viable for sagittarius. Just bring a lot of stamina sparks and hope for a highroll.I would describe this run a midroll. Plenty of mood downs and lack of rainbows during summer.
>>582687185Bricked
>>582687820>it all stopped when he joined themthis never happened btw
>>582687185Mambo
>>582687560They won't let him, because with him, that'd be another club in S tier that could beat their e-peen
Bread?
I want to forcefeed Kris S Dasani water
>>582687874"Just hope for a highroll" my brother that's just the scenario.
>>5826878152 debuffers as in I need two that has the gold Murmur or Nice Nature + another?
>>582687874agree, power cards are more comfyt. hard lowroll energy
>>5826880262 murmur debuffers because for stam debuffs to be good you need to actually fully deplete their stamina, and a single murmur would only hit those who were greedy with stam in the first place. Otherwise double dominators would be better.
>>582687725Its your budget... wasted...
>>582687874if we take high rolls into account you could technically do 3spd
>>582688170>mlb Light Hello>no tachyon???
>>582688170Guess what Power card releases in 2 hours
>>582688294don't worry about it babe
>>582688312what the helly i grinded my trve strength parents for nothing
>>582688294This also describes my deck
>>582688442Beast Mode Brian does it again
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SEX WITH MIHONO BOURBONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>582688003Oh absolutely. I'm not disputing Grand Live being unenjoyable garbage or the worst scenario to ever exist in any way, I'm merely pointing out that power cards are entirely valid for reaching the stamina threshold. A lot of people overlook good cards just because some random attention whoring e-celeb told them that power cards are bad.>>582688170With Vodka it would be even easier. I have an MLB vodka and her stat throughput is bonkers, but I chose to go with kingu instead because I really want uma stan and my sparks aren't playing ball.>>582688270I don't doubt it. But like I said, that was a midroll, and for backliners there are way more interesting power cards than speed cards imo
>>582687939Leaks of private conversations from discord and the club every day?Curiously that stopped the exact day he jumped shipAnd someone is playing coy and denying it NYOOOOOTICING FUUUUURTHEEEEER
>>582688668Many are saying this
Finally, the last /uma/ thread
>>582687820This is pretty obvious to anyone who pays attention to the thread, it's already known the shit stirrers and schizos are from /uma/club
>>582688312>>582688170Ty bros i will try this tomorrow
>>582688968
>>582688756imagine fucking her in the shower right after she wins a race
>>582688312Damn, that is pretty good. Almost as good as vodka and a really nice skill for paces.
>>582688760yurr
>>582687820>shit about every club is releasedIncorrect, no one talks about our club.
>>582688756Balls deep in Bourbon
>clicking power training
>like tummies because of uma>like pits because of uma>like feet because of uma>like hags because of uma>like hebes because of umaam I just going to acquire every fetish until it simplifies into 1/1 of just liking women? like that pervert who drew the sailor uniform mango? What the fuck
>>582689650You forgot the hands bro
