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student pee
Seia
Look at her go
The only royal bloodline I'll be helping continue.
Giving all thems my hard 4” rod
>>582701912>check midori bond>momoi best love>soon real ao
How is your kani going /bag/?Do you have fun with torment?
My Wide Bride & My Insidious In-Law preparing to continue their family’s bloodline with me
soon
ROLL ROLL ROLL
imagine if the new student for the occult club event rerun were just Akira, released completely unceremoniously
Total assault idea: Boss mechanic where you more damage to the boss on certain days of the week, more specially near the beginning of the raid. This will punish lazy players from doing their runs at the last minute.
>>582701912>Big Hina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GiDbjGmVNMI wonder how many people know this pic is a parody of Squirtle biting Charmander
>>582702286isn't she bad?
>>582702181>>soon real aoSon, I...
>>582701912>iroha archiveuh oh
I won't roll for your s.nagusa, stop shilling her or rather buy an ad
>hina need>sexy students post hours>iroha archive
>>582702353She’s quite a bad bitch, yes
>>582702021Do you think her hymen regenerates when here EX skill ticksDo you think the hymens of all the girls around her regenerate when her EX skill ticks
>>582702294great idea. I've got one, too.How about certain students get banned and can't be used. Let's say BAris and DHaruka for Drumbarka. Just to spice things up a little, you know
>105% bonus on all currencies even without Nagoosphew, good enough
sex with gynoid girls
sGoos is too powerful.
>>582702523
>>582702523>try to put your dick in>*miss*
>>582701912>sexy students post
>>582702237Phase 1 SUCKED, Phase 2 was kind of fun with the meme all blue damage team
>>582701912>believe nagoose meta>favorite torment>gold gookako>cooking gogurt>next real ao>today chink sex>autistic big hina>pat da sexy students>found coom retards>/bag/ literally midori>saiba ayame>based character miyako>crab raid hours>stuff maids>swimsuit highlander>momoi best
Mika raped me
>>582701912>baseiabaseia and redpilled
>40 Izuna eleph after the raidthey always pull this bullshit
>>582702523I’ve been thinking about that for almost 3 years, and I get a chub everytime
>>582702776where
>>582702237Yeah, it took me a while but the critmald p1 wasn't that bad, and an excuse to use two different but fun teams for p2 was niceI hemorrhaged resources, but enjoyed it a lot more than dogshit like Kaiten and SRKR. They need to make more raids like Crab.
>>582702561Thank toasters will be dicked after the succubus.
Total assault idea 2:Valentine’s Day themed boss: ex: AkiraThe higher total bond you have with your team, the easier it is to fulfill Raid mechanics
>>582702846tomorrow’s event shop
>>582702358very soon
DONT SKIPPU!!!!!
>>582701879Peeia
I want to roll for the sex triangle NOW
>>582701912
>>582702965SURELY Erika will get an alt where she wears a tasteful leopard print slingshot swimsuit?
I had a tiring dayYou know what would make it a bad day?Ch*pi ch*pa
>>582702994Hey wait, it isn't Friday.
Surechigatte ku kao no nai shisenMune no ana ga kae te tta nichijoKyoukai nante naku deauAtarimae no kimyou uh yeah(Itsumo doori no asa ga)uwatsura de warau(Shoutai fumei no mama ni)hikare au mistery(Hajimari mo iwazu)jitto hisonderu, Kono machi no doko ka?Dakedo kyou mo jojo niMonku nanka ii atteNichijou wo odoruCrazy noisy bizarre townShinaru yumi ga ayashiku uranauTsuranuku ya de tamesu kanouseiRyoukai nantenai umareruSainou ni kiku nda uh yeah(Okubyou na kakushin wa)chinmoku wo yaburu(Migatte na kurai ni)musubareru destiny(Sugu soba ni iru ze)jitto me wo korasu, kono machi no kehaiDakedo kyou mo jojo niJooku nanka ii atteore tachi de odoreCrazy Noisy Bizarre TownDakedo kyou mo jojo niMonku nanka ii atteNichijou wo odoruCrazy noisy bizarre townDakedo kyou mo joujou niJooku nanka ii atteOre tachi de odoreCrazy noisy bizarre town
>>582703043>>582703094not limitedskippu
>>582702350I knew it instantly because I was still into Pokemon when the OVAs came out
>>582703195Why would you say something so cruel?
>>582703406where’s the piss puddle underneath Kasumi?
>>582703406POWER ABUSEPOWER ABUSE
>>582702286Would Ayame roll?
Predict Tsumugi's skillset and type>Elastic/ Special defense>Cost 4. Cleanses 2 Buffs from AOE area. +20% HP to all allies.
>>582702237>39,7XX,XXXIt went alright. Didn't manage to 2T it like I had hoped. By the time I 1T p1, I didn't have to time to mald dHaruka on the ticket. But I did get a way better score since 1T p1 saves like 2-3 minutes. The rerun should go way smoother because I'll have my own sIroha rather than borrowing dHaruka. And I'll have time to affection my bArisu a little.
>Skip student >wait 3 years to get spooked>cry on /bag/ every time she is metaspooks are garbage, 3* is useless anyway.
>>582703169After highlander summer.
https://files.catbox.moe/rue5os.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rue5os.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/rue5os.jpeg
>>582703707mention her use cases then.
Wakamo
Total assault mechanic idea 3:Before the raid, players have to submit a picture of their cafe. The community can then rate who has the best and worst cafes. Players with the worst cafe are shadowrealmed to bronze while players with the best cafe gains an advantage during the raid. This punishes player who don’t put soul into their cafe
>>582703869sex
I love Iroha
>>582703707>he said while posting a student that doesn’t need more than 3-stars to do her job
>>582703707sNagusa is the definition of borrowcore
>>582703707TBFdesu she's only good for Lun Greg so far. And she wasn't a core student unlike SMisaki. You can beat Lun Greg without her.
I love Toramaru.
>>582703975post your UE60 SMisaki
>>582703975>borrowing sNagusa instead of the actual carries for Greg/GebYou have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
>>582703860Anything spicier?>_6666Huh?
>>582703909then she's useless for raids
>>582704086>not having them raised alreadyHello retard
Students for this feel?
>>582702237I plated with insane.I wish I didn't dry spark foxes. If I had Niko I definitely would've tried torment.
Get your Mari chocopuni off Walmart guises
how long is maintenance
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
>>582704173wtf is this real?!?
Sex.With Ibuki.
big gains
>>582704173HAHAHAHAHAHAHA can i save this
>>582704242Good night gramps
>>582704284It's all yours my friend :^)
>>582704278>ue50 Haruka and Eimi>ue30 Koyuki>only 8 borrows totalfuck this server desu
>>582702237>only learned how to use Himari properly on the last day but my unoptimized bEimi team was still breaking the hull so it didn't change much>P2 sucked until I realized that I can just ignore the claw and use a full blue teamINS was better than I expected actually. But it's still too much of a student check so it's a shit boss nonetheless.Gonna change my daily hards to Izuna so I can use her on the rerun JP is having right now
>>582704273You make a good point.
>>582704424>UE50>UE30Either commit to UE60 or fuck off mate. You think they're Erika or smth?
>>582704273she's 11
>>582704559look at his Aris you fucking coon
Sensei owes Momoi a Switch 2 now that she filled her good deed card.
>>582704273How'd feel like
>>582704173
>>582704704Serika...
>my UE60 mecha arisu hebe sex is over 7M credits
>>582704198Real?
>>582703619imagine if she had green damage but did no damage at all
>>582704198>Not AvailableNot today.
>>582704278Meanwhile my UE60 bAris got... 0 borrows. That's messed up.
>>582704173How did they get the cats to do that
>>582705090You control which club you're in and who your friends are.
>>582704871I fucked up.
>>582702021This may sound like bait but I don't like when people draw BA girls as they were actually their canon age
>>582705257it has to be because you’re not making any sense
>>582705257Make sense.
Continuing the royal family by cumming inside Atsuko's anus
>>582705204personally I'd rather be in the /bag/ club
>>582705364It's like when you draw a girl and then call it a guy instead of drawing a cute guy who could pass for a girlOne is gay, the other is straight.
>>582705597which one? there's an space in 'bullies' NA ID 97
coom in Nozoom.
>>582705493in est
Jumby my beloved...
>>582705090Everyone and their mother have the FES units fully upgraded.The most prized borrows are non-limited damage dealers who are EU60.
>>582703592Ayame would hateroll and hatebond 100
>>582704161>>582704054
>>582704173Mari, Kazusa and Kikyou
i wish there was a game mode where the strikers become specials and the specials strikers so that i could field Hanae and see her run around showing her panties and bouncing her breasts GUH
Hey
https://x.com/OniAma00/status/2086649482222219393
>>582706338just wait for her cheerleader alt
>>582703596I love the dynamic between Seia and Mika
>>582705715EU Bunny ChasersThere's lots of bondfags so it's hard to get any borrows at all. Still, I'd rather be with /bag/gots than random shitters.
Got plat on crab
>>582706402I like that comic where Mika and Seia make a joke entry for Nagisa's art show thing
>>582706451everyone did
>>582706440don't worry anon, I'm in the same club, my Erika got one borrow, my Otogi also got one, and my UE50 dHaruka got zero
I got some whales as friends when I was a newfag but now that I'm a big boy whales don't accept me.
>>582706676Then Sensei be like>I hate students like you the most!
>>582706451I don't look like this but I definitely move like this.
>>582706559My UE40 Haruka got 7.
>>582706590>/bag/ club>bondbros friend listI'm living good.
>>582706507I don't think I have that one but it's by the same artist I think.
>>582702237>had to 5t torment>spent like 1k ligma for several students>limit break atk for special so UE30 Ogogee can do enough damage>hours of mockI thought I'd feel satisfaction but it was just>It's finally over
>>582706386kinoooooooooo
>>582706847>gorilla-samaKoharu is so precious
>>582704173That's obviously Mari, Kazusa, and Kikyo desu
>>582706847Kek
stop that
>>582706757She deserved it for making Koharu cry
>>582706676It's funny because even though you can sympathize with Nagisa a lot, ultimately Mika was still correct since Makoto never intended to honor the treaty and was just using Nagisa's good will
>>582702237ins was too easy, torment was too hard, i'm short on eligma and don't have all the students needed, i was still plat but i'm surprised about how many ins clears there was, i was expecting the raid to filter people harder but it had a ton of participation for INS+
Do (we) like Studio Ghibli here /bag/?
>>582707830I think the Eden Treaty could happen if they vote out Makoto and elect Mayumi as president
>>582707830Wonder how they’re gonna retcon that part?
>>582708018Hayai "GookAko" Miyazaki
>>582708174YOU SEE MAKOTO WAS ONLY JOKING IT WAS A GAGSHE NEVER INTENDED TO KILL HINA AND NAGISA OK?OY VEY STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
>>582708148Karen, get off of 4chan
>>582708174They just swept it under the rug with the classic "she was just pretending to be retarded in her attempt to kill Nagisa and Hina"
Students like this?
Kind of weird and funny to think Ibuki was on that blimp when it blew up.
>>582702237Day 1 spooked me but a fun raid overall, sucks I wasn't able to get 2T since I got both phases oneshot on different days, the first one is just too maldy.
>>582708402your track and field yuuka?
What did Karen see in Mayumi for her to be so ride or die for her?
>>582708665Sometimes you just vibe with a nigga and realize he is your best friend
>>582708665Karen and Mayumi are good girls. Shouko is Satan
daym sSeia lobby lines might be the thirstiest of them all
50 bond Kuroko working hard, I think I made more than some Erika borrows out there.
>>582708760Shouko may or may not be a grooming victim
>>582709167>Shouko is used goodsYuck
Akane Love!Akane hope
>>582709439Finally, a good post.
https://x.com/moetiism/status/2104529300842008713
>>582708174Retcon what? Makoto was 100% in the right in wanting to sabotage the treaty. The only thing you can fault her for is for not being able to realize that Arius was being backed by bullshit powers from outside Kivotos, but nobody was in a position to know that.
Does Erika have any use case on wakaboat?...Does Kirara work decently for phase 2 purple as a fast auto attacker?Might I be able to actually use them together in a raid and get the special animation?
The one who wants to marry me is
>>582709638A cute!
>>582709959My left hand
Why isn't anyone rolling for sNagusa?
>>582710078probably because she's not out yet
>>582710078I'm reading vol 5 ch 2 before doing so
Reminder that if you didn't make JP plat line you're spiritually gold.
>>582710013My wife
>>582710078I got no pyro nyukkahhhhhhI like the goose but foxes took me to 400 and erika took me to 200, it's all I can do to make it to bluefes
>>582710078we're all saving for anna and erina
>>582709959My right hand
you are all gay
>>582710158Prepare for Kino
>>582710159Not my server, not my problem.
>>582710030>>582710267wtf why are your hands trying to gangbang me
>>582710273Yes.
>>582710159Source?
>>582710392Who said anything about sex? I'm going to strangle you.
Do not fall for the churro shitpostThere are MANY Nagusa lovers here, we call ourselves naggers
>>582710159They didn't like hearing this trvke
>>582710392You can pick which one jerks and which one fingers but they're both happening and you can't stop it.
>>582710403good
>>582710479Why am I Kirito?
We don't samefag our own insipid posts here.
Welcome to Millenium Senseiovich
>>582710479>There are MANY Nagusa lovers hereNot really though, if we're being honest.
>>582710473Oh haha that's okay then
>>582710159what was the jp line? I agree with this in principle though my 2t ins clear was too easy and I was just fubuki about grinding out tor
Hmm… I wonder if my kuroko would’ve gotten more borrows if I had her in here
2026 has been such a good year for blue archive that I have this nagging feeling at the back of my head that tells me they are going to absolutely, totally and horribly blow the next anniversary to make up for lost time because nice things don't happen
>>582710721Corncerning...
>>582710721it'll be hin4 and you'll like it
>>582710668what the fuck I ain't no bitch
>>582710721don't worry, you don't need to wait until the next festhey'll blow it next month with the new upgrade system
Nagusa is probably my favorite protagonist of a volume
>>582710479I really, really need this.
>>582708284It's all larp, nobody outside Arius uses words like "kill" seriously so Makoto thought they were just doing a bit of trolling to prevent the treaty from forcing Gehenna to fight wars on Trinity's behalf.
>>582710923Ayame wouldn't say this.
>>582710862>hin4with the shorts it'll probably be a 3rd millenium wank anniversary in a row and another rio altrio has gotten so much more shilling than hina, mika and hoshino yet people only complain about those 3
>Pulling S.Nagusa but unable to read her Momotalks since not owning her base
>>582710479Nagoose's ice-cold handjob on a hot summer day...Nagoose keeping your balls cool so your sperm is healthy to impregnate Ayame...
>>582711079>rolling for non-limitedslmao retard
>>582710923Same.
God I wish Ba'al was real
>>582711065I know that sounded like a complaint and it is definitely my own fault that it did but I actually want hin4 (she is still underdeveloped narratively) and we're advancing the gehenna story so now would be the timeanother rio alt this quickly would be nuts and rio's story is very well developed at this point
>>582711170>Pushing "don't pull for permanents" memeLet me guess, don't built your own DPSs either right?
>non limited schizo....
>>582710912Didn't people datamine everything related to the new upgrade system already? The EX upgrades seemed pretty minorIt'll fuck over JP since they're already fighting for microseconds and every upgrade counts but nothingburgers for Global
where's glasses schizo when you need him
>>582711278I really need this
>>582711325Nothingburgers my ass, I'd be consistently 1T'ng crab P1 torment if Arisu and Otogi had an EX6.
>>582711289>another rio alt this quickly would be nuts and rio's story is very well developed at this pointYet we've been getting C&C shorts and now Rio shorts now that it's close to anniversary...
Penis schizo fucking when
>>582711325if the leaks are right then every team is doing literally 25% or more damage with the upgradethat's absurdly broken, and even more stupid when you consider that it's partly locked behind buying the monthlies
>>582711509It's S2, our niha on the inside already confirmed this
if Hina is baal then who's moloch
>>582711675The friends we made along the way
>>582711542Would have to be a gookakofag or a mikafag
sugoijanai no jutsu
>>582711572What the helly, that sounds nuts. Source?
haha they're all together!
>>582711509c&c is also pretty underdeveloped narratively but they'd be a surprising pick for 3rd alts>>582711594s2 what?
>>582711572Idk I'm not buying the doom on the new upgrade systemPrevious upgrades like UE60 and the books ended up like such gigantic nothingburgers that I can't see this new one ending up bad
>>582711812wife
>>582711845Gomen Yukino...
Did the Pandemonium shorts even help with their Fes?
>>582711845I've had their table up since day 1 of their event and haven't gotten this yet and I'm MADthrea party used to come every other week for me
>>582711865S2 of the anime everyone loved and enjoyed with the canon male sensei protagonist
>>582711884>NothingburgerIt makes or breaks your chances to get comfy plat on JP. Like top clears have UE60 supports and DPS.
>>582712084There's no way they won't redesign him...right?
>>582710479Nagoose's long slender fingers around my shaft...
>>582711840i didn't save the gook page that posted the supposed leak and i can't be assed digging through the archive, sorry>>582711884UE60 is a 5% damage bonus and limit break is 3%you might notice those numbers are lower than 25%
>>582709948Yeah, Erika's healing starts the turrets and Kirara will do some damage though I wouldn't expect her to clear the whole thing by herself. You can use them together and it won't be a complete troll for once.
Aura
Everybody loves the Goose
>>58271068527981
>>582712171why would they? he looks like every other male MC for the last 20 years or sothe complaints about sensei's design are so stupid when they intentionally designed him to be bland and safe so people can self-insert
>>582712084I'm a femsei truther but I liked the anime actually
>>582712316He's too twinkish to be "bland".
>>582711840okay nevermind, i decided to not be a lazy fuck so herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/579756627/#579756876it's essentially an 8% buff to the effect of every single ex. but it buffs not just your dps but also every single hyperbuffer (!) and all of those buffs stack multiplicatively so yeah lol
>>582712342Cringe.
>>582712314>it was still ins>I'm double digits undershoulda ue60'd teller son of a bitch>>582712218no fucking way let's goidk how I'm gonna triage resources for p1 and p2 on purple but I will find a way for tor
>>582712342based
>>582712421If your first thought at seeing a random male MC is>ewww he looks like a twink I prefer my males to be buffThen you have repressed homosexual desires you might want to address or deal with since most normal and straight people don't obsess over the male MCs like thatHere's the U149 MC for example from Cinderella Girls, zero complaints about him being a "twink" or crying about his design because everyone's too busy talking about the idols.
>>582712171Kim already heavily implied he would change it, but I have a feeling they don't want to make a sequel anime to avoid the continuity shitposting, so it's going to be an original spinoff
>>582712342tits or get the fuck out
>>582712342Forgot your mikapic
>>582712812>we shouldn't make a S2 because idiots on 4chan will shitpost and cry about the male MC>when the shorts are teasing the Millennium volume animatedI swear the most retarded takes always come up whenever the anime is mentioned
>>582712953Why does she look so mad?
>>582712681ntaPurodusa-san is a lot less "cute" than sensei. Less definition in the eyeliner, more of an old-shonen haircut rather than the kpop star hair sensei's rocking, waist less sexy-snatched.Not a problem for me personally but I like my boys cute
>>582713013She's eyeing her prey(me)
>>582713013that's not anger, it's arousal
>>582713003That's not what I said at all but okay.
>>582712681they wanted to make him young looking and nicer than the one from regular cinderella girls because they thought the little idols would be scared of the menacing looking dude so it makes sense there, sensei on the other hand was supposed to be some genius strategist or something but looks like a dude who is still in college
>>582713071homosexual faggot
>>582712681Wasn't there going to be a Trinity manga where Sensei had a hair similar to this and kinda looked like a thug, I was looking forward to thatOr did I have a schizophrenic episode
>>582713197>or something but looks like a dude who is still in collegeyes that is quite literally the intention with every anime MC ever made? They're all made to look like either teenagers or young adults since that is the audience they are pandering to and wantthey will never ever never make the MC be some buff bara daddy like your deep dark desires crave This anime for example is literally called "Genius prince" and the entire point is that MC is a genius strategist yet he's literally 16 and in highschool. That is how anime works if you're new to it and got into it with Blue Archive.
>>582712953This is what we do with Mutsukishttps://exhentai.org/g/3117599/76e34579ea/
>>582713606>they will never ever never make the MC be some buff bara daddy like your deep dark desires cravei never said that, stop projecting, also your example still looks more manly that the anime sensei
>>582713303I dont think so? Or at least, I never saw it around here. The only other sensei I remember is the one from the aru manga but people never bring him up much. The only one that managed to activate the boylusting faggots was the anime MC.
>>582713734Why is she so horny for me, I'm literally an old man
Wakey wakey /bag/
Cake hours?
Succ
>>582713863Broader, more masculine (although not generically handsome) jawline, generic bowlcut, yeeyee ass glasses. You're correct, anime sensei is literally drawn to be a cute boy. Most pre-anime sensei designs were not.
>>582714104homosexual faggot
>>582713865Because she’s an old lady, remember?
>>582713914>>582714039>>582714070>>582714085sniff
This thread is ASS
Just make Sensei a fat bastard
>>582714152Yes
>>582714352doodle sensei is a balding ojisan
This ass is thread
>slop
Which students most certainly have fat balding old men as their type?
It took me 200 rolls, more than 100 unread momos, 3 entire unread story volumes and a fuckload of Hard stage achievements, but D.Haruka FINALLY came home.SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO EVER LEAVE MY SIDE AFTER ALL I WENT THROUGH TO GET HER!
>>582714541cute fox
>>582714550
>>582714550Iroha
>>582714550Your wife
>>582714581>more than 100 unread momos, 3 entire unread story volumesHERESY
>>582714550YuukaRumiWakamo
now that crab left, I feel bored.
>>582714887do you feel crabby now
>>582714806Yeah, I had to skip through all of Hyakkiyako, Deca and the FOX squad volumes to get the rolls needed.Thankfully it all worked out at the end of the day, just before maint as well.
>>582714581>It took me 200 rollslol you were almost crying by the end I bet
>>582714887Aggie will start soon so there's something you can do
>which student...You can always answer with Wakamo and be right
>>582714954>skip through
>>582713606>they will never ever never make the MC be some buff bara daddyDepends.
>>582714963Imagine that I had no rolls after it took me a single tenner to get Erika.The sheer effort to get the math down on everything I had to do to get 200 rolls...And yeah, I was at 150 rolls last night while shitting my fucking pants.>>582715050Yup. Skip.
>uKarin>Hibiki>RenaWtf is this team
>>582715139Why is brown Kaede tanned but not Sayuri?
>>582714581You rolled... now that the raid ended?
Sagsuki drills?
>>582715252I roll for cute, I haven't rolled for meta since Year 3. Chasing meta in any gacha (specially such a punishing gacha as this one) is a fool's errand.
Which student would steal my pen and use it
>>582715139So this is our Blue Archive...
>>582710668nice
>>582715241Her skin reflects light
>>582712286I fuck this every night btw
>>582715506GUH archive
>>582715506semen demons
>>582709556
Which student would take my chip and eat it
>>582715506I love blue archive so much bros
>>582715506sex with Ibuki
>>582715829toki
>>582715829Toki
>>582715919sex
I fuck this every night
Why did Nagusa flop?
>>582715241>brown Kaede
>>582716085My wife's Ass
Earsex
2016 was a decade ago.
I don’t get it. It says I have 15 recruitment tickets but when I try any banners it takes pyros instead of a ticket.
>>582716228linkin park can be considered classic rock
>>582716240>archive tickethaha
>>582716138While she's comatose*
>>582716240It says Archive Recruitment, READ
>>582710721next year will be 100% alts and lolis
>>582716313>>582716362I don’t get it
>>582716364I'm gonna go broke
>>582716240
>>582716240You haven't tried the right banner yet
>>582716285The first album maybe, they never topped it
>>582716364I just want Tsubasa and Sumika
SENSEI HATE
>M*yako[-]
>>582716569We HATE rabbits like miyako the MOST
>>582716364>Maia>TsubasaI might roll on a permanent for these
sensei
>>582716705I will for both 100%
>>582716740No fotopito
>>582716740no fotopito
fuck you, nigger
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>Miyako says she hates sensei>senseis never forgive her>Saki constantly glares at sensei>everyone wants to cum on her face
>>582715506These two killed millions.
>>582716918don't care, still sniffed
>>582716918Is there a problem, officer? *trollface*
>>582716918Saki has huge tatas and a smelly cunt
>>582716918I want to cum on her face.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Seia as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. Mi even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>582712953What if I put it in her pooper?
Nn
>>582716918I want to cum on her stank feet
>>582716918So true
>>582717092Asunny
We love students like Miyako the most
>>582717092looks weird>>582717301actually pretty good
>>582717301>>582717092this is wrong.................
>>582716397I look like and act like that
Miyako hours?
>>582711065The shorts are for the anime
>>582716918miyako memes are forced and unfunny anywaymany students literally either try to kill you or say they hate you but miyako said the thing once and now im supposed to hate her
>>582713606You ever seen Kaiji or Berserk
>>582717384Hatesex with Miyako.
>Miyako mogged Seia in her own thread on her own birthday KWAB
>>582717449Always
>the state of JP blue archive FES stream
>>582716364None of them do anything for me.Release Shouko already.I need her to suck my dick and cum on her glasses.
>>582717631when's the stream zigackly?
>>582717609Are the FOXes flatter than that?
>>582716918Miyako hate is an actual secondary meme
>>582716364Maia was supposed to be this year though......Subaru release was a whole year ago.......
>>582717550I can forgib Mika for being a genocidal racistI can forgib Saori for shooting me and smiling when bombing TrinityI can forgib Rio for trying to kill my robo daughter wifeI can forgib Malcute and Decacunnies for trying to destroy the worldI CANNOT forgib Miyako for saying she hates adults like me the most. That was uncalled for and hurt my feelings
this artisthttps://x.com/ningen96married this cosplayer because of blue archivehttps://x.com/srclr_hyp/status/2103796132593930431go find your local blue archive cosplayer and get married today!
>>582717609>Flat is justice>Most of SRT is flatI love blue archive
These are actually Saki hours.
Walnut is a polite girl and respects my rights.
hmmm i think its time for moe hours
Miyako always playing on her phone
>>582717939She gets lewd punishments at Schale's basement
>>582717715That's the summer FES stream chat
>>582717872>Marrying cosplay hoes
>>582717853Don't forget Yukino literally trying to nuke a whole city off the map because she was "following orders" but yeah Miyako is the bad one
>>582717872>go find your local blue archive cosplayer and get married todayBut I'm not an artist...
What is this gesture meant to imply?
Using my wizard powers I have been in contact with high class spirits and they said the next stream date will be October 24th.
Nut.In Walnut.
>>582718206>>582717913she's not that big
>>582718163The nuke didn't go off on my timeline. I forgib
>>582718349How would you know? Did you touch them?
>>582718086vergil archive
Race Queen or Racer alts?
I'd rather nut in Yukino.
can't spell yukino...without kino...
>>582717853>Actually sets fire to Hyakkiyako and brags about it>Was minutes away from turning Yukari into a creepypasta>Mocks you and insults everyone for two volumes>Everyone forgives her after she cried
true
