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Pizza Party Edition

>Latest patch:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/698776157349216434

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
https://deadlock-api.com/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>582687551
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is mirage good?
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(urgent) which hero has the biggest donge
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Who will you miss the most? Who will you miss the least?
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>>582725683
calico just needs a new face
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>>582725662
Mo has a mutant mole man penis
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I got horny just thinking about this skin being a thing.

I hope they add cosmetics
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Discord meme
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LIKE TO GO HOME
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>go to sleep
>wake up
>my wife is now in deadlock
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>>582725662
Krill length, page in width.
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Man I can't wait to play the update tomorrow at 11:59 pm. This is gonna be so worth it.
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>>582725683
Vyper and Viscous. God I hope they dont try to return to the NY Tourist Visc design. He just needs to be more gloopy like his portrait.
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>>582726024
>krill
based
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What time do you think the update will be at?
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>>582726005
What are the odds they actually add her?
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>>582725683
there is no world in which the new vyper has close to the same appeal as the current one
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>>582726140
He needs to be more serious. In a grim old timey diver's helmet

Fuck your reddit glorp shit
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>>582726005
She would literally steal all your snacks behind your back and gaslight you about it
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>>582726194
Pretty much confirmed by all accounts.
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>>582725683
I don't think paradox needs anything other than a bit more detail on her gun, it's fine for the time magic character to have some weird anachronisms.
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>>582726227
Silly little guys are 4chan culture
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>>582726340
holy shit no way
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>>582726227
Thing is, the devs gave up on the noir setting years ago, like 5 minutes after implementing the idea.
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>>582726340
based on what
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Mo&Krill buffs incoming
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>>582726005
>>582726194
Ok I quit Dota before this thing was added, why people spam her all over the place.
>>582726227
I dont want him to be "oh qt chungus son" dumbass, he needs to look like a melted action figure, his portrait you know looks like he got some viscosity and that's what I want, something simple and more gloopy
>In a grim old timey diver's helmet
Only if the Psionic Sea Anemone is inside
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>>582726591
How badly will they ruin Cadence?

https://youtu.be/3VTkBuxU4yk?si=rer8GuFCXA9xKfoW
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>>582726194
0, but its a fun meme to push
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>>582726641
my ass, I don't even know who that drawing is supposed to be of.
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>>582725683
>Yamato
I hope they keep her off putting, she has a shadow demon power, she should look more effeminate but still alien-like, or uncanny.
>Vyper
I have no idea what they plan on doing with her remodel, but I guarantee that it's going to be a 25/25/50 split of people who are happy with the new model, people who hate the new model, and people who wished she got turned into a snake instead/didn't get turned into a snake.
>Bebop
I don't think anyone will mind Bebops new model, his current model is really out of place, probably the most out of place in the entire game.
>GT
I just hope they keep him looking native american and old.
>Sinclair
Honestly the idea for the model is fine, just touch it up and make it look nicer with a better rig, maybe add a female doll for when Savannah takes over idk.
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>>582726773
>why people spam her all over the place
furries
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>>582725683
paradox
viscous and vyper, ugly little shits
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>>582726780
i need to rape this squirrel
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>>582726774
>leaguetrash
shan't be clicking that
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>>582726813
Yamato will look androgynous because she's pretending to be her dead brother.
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>>582726760
I'm expecting a partial rework because he still uses the model from Neon Prime and his first ability is just a random AoE with no animation.
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>>582726910
Get ready for nonbinary Yamato!
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>>582726340
>>582726194
>>582726579
Michael Jordan from Space Jam has better chances of being added
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>>582726773
>why people spam her all over the place
Cute and funny hero also the main character of dota
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HOW TO FIX SILVER: A GUIDE FOR YOSHIS

>Replace wolf form t5 with a massive total reduced damage taken, like 30% or more
>Slam does less total damage, like maybe 35% less
>Gun, bola, bootkick all do more total damage, maybe 10%-ish each
>Roughly 30% more bloodlust generated by everything including the critical bloodlust burst
>Wolf form cd lowered by 50 seconds
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>>582726910
that's not what the story says let alone implies, kill yourself faggot
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>>582726890
it was kind of my point, that it is trash. But this is what sells and Deadlock has been trying to be more mainstream in its design
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here's your Valve employee and Deadlock developer bro
cadence is pretty much confirmed at this point, right?
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>>582727338
It would be really funny if the Cadence in the files turned into different character while the one in the visual novel was just a background character.
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>>582727338
>germany
Valve has fallen
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This is what Yamato will look like tomorrow.
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Plap plap plap plap plap
(who is the artist for this)
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>>582727338
>draws lesbian porn
Eh. No tranny shit fortunately.
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>>582725662
Cadence will have the biggest dong once she is revealed tomorrow.
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>>582727690
She actually might
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>>582727338
under the right reigns a female artist who isn't afraid to get kinky is the most qualified for making designs that appeal to both men and women
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>>582727813
>appeal to both men and wome
I DO NOT NEED CHARACTERS TO GIVE ME A BONER
I CAN GOOGLE BIG BOOBS GET WHAT I WANT
I NEED CHARACTERS THAT ARE DISTINCT AND INTERESTING
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Life or death for the mole and his companion come tomorrow?
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TOMORROW

i hope
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>>582727813
>game will now only get pretty boys and pretty girl characters
its over, valve wants the zoomer and chinese/korean audience
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less than 24 hours before deadlock flops and we all return to summoner's rift, league sisters
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>>582727603
yuri is tranny shit
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>>582728051
I still think the easiest fix to make krill cooler would be to make him a humanoid rat
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less than 24 hours before Yamato looks appealing and shoots up in pick rate.
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>>582728230
valve should just retcon krill into the rat king so reddit seethes
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>>582727603
>draws tranny shit
>"i-its not tranny shit"
are you dumb
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>>582728319
Why are her eyes so far apart
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My glorious Sinclair needs no balance changes or reworks
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>>582728353
reddit will start a new holiday the day Rat King gets added
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>>582728660
He is not black.
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>>582728219
>>582728528
Lesbians and faggots getting mixed into the LGBTQ+ shit really fucked them up. Lesbians and faggots are just sexual deviants just like pedos and furries, women suddenly thinking they're men and vice versa is the real troonshit mental illness.
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>>582728528
When are you gonna stop forcing this meme
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>>582725662
Abrams
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>>582728883
>posts tranny art
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huh
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>>582728931
>still forcing the meme
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>play Deadlock
>Dynamo's stomp still isn't gutted into the ground
>he just spams that shit non-stop all game and chunks everyone with it on a 2 second cooldown despite building zero fucking items around it
>this degenerate nigger retard just spams non-stop from down the entire lane all game and we can't fucking push anything cause even if we finally get near him he just black holes and the 2 enemy gun carries materialize out of thin air to perfectly capitalize on it
Viscous was nerfed for less. Rem's pillow was released in such a lackluster state for a reason. Doorman was gutted for less. And yet this retarded nigger hero goes untouched and gets to be THE biggest nuisance to ever fucking exist AND best teamfight hero in the game at the same time. Not enough fucking hero bans in this game. Lash and Dynamo being basically automatic teamfight wins and Haze being Haze at all--
>enemy haze
>ALWAYS goes 20-0 and is blatantly smurfing or outright cheating
>lose
>ally haze
>ALWAYS some dipshit brown skinned pissbaby that can't aim and chimps out over the slightest inconvenience and just ints the entire game
>lose
We need three hero bans, I don't fucking care how small the current roster is, this shit is so ASS.
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>>582729310
You're a man obsessed with tranny art.
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>>582729050
maybe this is the sinclair rework
the ultimate switch hero
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>>582728139
If he comes back, what do you think his kit will be like? The hero labs one as is definitely feels out of place compared to more recent new hero kits.
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>>582729050
HOLY SHIT THE SEX UPDATE
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>>582728139
>war criminal hero
>his ult is kamikaze
BRAVOOOO
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Sex.
With Ivy.
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>>582729050
Isn't this shit years old at this point? Like wasn't succubus a testing name for Geist at one point?
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>Doorman on my team
>Doesnt do capture build
>Win
THANK YOU DOORMANBRO!
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Call it :

F2P but with some form of verification for Ranked
$20 to $30 buy in with cosmetic bundle and no more friend invites but F2P for full release like dota
Paid release, no f2p
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>Fnaf toddler
>Is retarded
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>>582730119
F2P including ranked but there's a separate verified ranked queue you can buy into.
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>>582730227
whats a fnaf?
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>>582730003
The real question is, if you hugged Ivy, would the wings get in the way? would she wrap them around you?
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>Laning against Vindicta as a spirit hero
How the fuck do I do damage? She's high enough away that my bullets are at the max falloff range and she wins the shooting trade anyway. I can't just rush knockdown in lane so what am I supposed to do against her? Just take cover the whole time?
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>>582730029
Mina and everyone else from that update have lines for her so it's not that old
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>>582730268
You're not thinking big enough
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>>582730334
Monster rounds and instaclear the wave. Make her shoot the wave lol.
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>laning with a Doorman
>doesn't set up any doors, not even behind their shop to poke while they try to buy
>doesn't contest enemy camps
>just sits there and spams bells
just pick a different character at that point
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If this general starts getting furfaggots you can basically call it a wrap.

They kill every general they infest.
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>t-there wont be 6 new heroes

SIX
FUCKING
PIZZAS
FLAVORS
ON
THE
TABLE
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>>582730531
those top pizzas oging to be cold as fuck
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>>582730531
>day-old pizzas for celebration
who does this?
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>>582730793
>>582730603
Theyre celebrating on monday tardbros

They grinded out the patch on sunday
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PLEASE DONT DISSAPOINT WITH THE UPDATE VALVE PLEASE I WANT IT TO BE A GREAT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>582730531
they look so nice, I wish I could have a slice
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>>582729679
Burst early game bully ala Pantheon

>>582729809
I pray to god the airplane ult returns
The most fun I've had in a game in years
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>>582730603
>>582730793
"Getting ready for tomorrow" doesn't mean, "We're having a pizza party to celebrate pushing the update through", it means "People are being asked to stay through dinner and later today to make sure the update is ready for tomorrow, so we are expensing a bunch of pizzas to feed them while they work"
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>>582730119
F2P but you have to pay for ranked like CS
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>>582730793
it's crunch time pizza, they're pulling an all-nighter
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>>582730375
God I wish Ivy was real
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What are the fucking console commands to put the circle shaped reticle used by Graves onto someone like McGinnis? I find it way easier to aim with a circle than a fucking regular cross-shaped crosshair.
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If i enjoy abrams, what other two characters should i play so i can queue? i mainly play the 1v11 build on abrams and its so fun. i dont like mokrill, yamato, drifter, silver. i feel they are either unable to secure kills on their own or they arent tanky enough. mokrill needs another guy with you to help you kill, so i dont like him. yamato, im fucking shit at her for some reason. drifter, he feels weak near end? even tho some games he can be fun. silver, feels like shit to play. im 8 wins on silver, 7 on drifter, 7 on yamato. 15 wins on abrams.
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how are you even supposed to derank or rank up in the ranked mode. I win 2 games then lose 2 games over and over again. I have not left my rank the entire season
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They’re dropping the patch at midnight
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>>582730793
fucking retard
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>>582730886
Ranked being pay to play sadly doesn't fix it being full of cheaters. That's the #1 problem right now when this game goes live. Valve has dogshit anticheat.
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>>582731020
Billy
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>>582730885
i see, at my office we have pizza parties to celebrate once the work is completed
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>>582730859
>>582730885
>>582730894
>>582731119
baited for these exact responses
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>>582731124
Won’t stop the cheaters but at least I won’t have to play with turd worlders
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>>582728206
>league
here i was thinking there was an ounce of self respect on this board
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>>582731303
if you were actually just pretending to be retarded you wouldnt have folded after one post
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>>582731152
ok ill try billy out. but i dont think theres anyone else apart from billy? i might just bite the bullet and get my 15 wins on silver + billy
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>>582731319
You'd be surprised. Turd worlders will pay and then cheat. CS is full of them.
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>>582730531
pizzagate
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>>582730531
The amount of pizzas is kind of strange. I know that people at Valve can work on anything they want, and that team sizes can fluctuate. But if all of this was just for the Deadlock team, and everyone took 2 slices, it would still be enough for like 30 people. Now how the hell does it take 30 millionaire developers the better part of a year just to update a few models and create a few new heroes?

Are they really just 5 obese people?
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>>582731449
The only other option in the "tanky brooler with 1vmany potential" that you haven't already listed is shiv but he's a bit less straightforward.
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post yfw the squirrelfags are right but it's just Krill's new model and he looks like sewer scum
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>>582729050
SEX UPDATE IS REAL
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>>582731696
>it would still be enough for like 30 people
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>>582730531
what flavors are the two furthest ones? assuming its:
>pepperoni
>brooklyn bridge (???????? wtf)
>meatlovers
>cheese
>??????????
>?????????????
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>>582731696
>Now how the hell does it take 30 millionaire developers the better part of a year just to update a few models and create a few new heroes?
They gutted their testing team and a bunch of them were working on DOTA stuff
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>>582731728
ive never actually played shiv. i will try him out too. thx for the suggestions
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>>582731809
Hoodwink confirmed
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>>582731696
I also imagine the pizzas were for the picture just as much as for eating. It's fan service. Yoshi posting a picture of two pizzas would've been depressing and pathetic
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>>582731696
team size shrinks as low as 10 between update crunches
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>>582731907
>brooklyn bridge (???????? wtf)
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>>582731696
it's for literally everybody at the office. i wouldn't be surprised if tf2 hat janny eric is also grabbing a slice or two.
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>>582731696
Anon that's like 18 pizzas
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>>582732046
That actually sounds fucking awesome. Mushrooms and sausage and onions on pizza kick ASS
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fuckin pizza meme
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>there are mushroom eaters itt RIGHT NOW
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drifter more like poopman
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>the cone head will just be the distant memory soon
Bros...
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>>582731020
just get wins off driftah and silver. standard games take ages to find and fucking suck and you should get out of it as quickly as possible.
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Is there an elo worse than high oracle?
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>>582732479
She'll live on in our heads
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>>582732375
I'm a mushroom drinker. Mushroom soup my beloved.
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>>582732536
Brick
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>>582732479
people would actually riot if they gave her a completely normal forehead after everything Yamato fans have been through
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>>582732375
i had a big sur from pizza my heart today, that was delicious even tho i hate mushrooms.
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>>582726925
>no animation
Krill raises his hand when he scorns
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>>582732375
i can tolerate mushroom enjoyers. olive consumers need to be taken out back and shot like the vermin they are
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>>582730119
FNAF is being added to Deadlock
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>>582730531
I adore this level of schizophrenia
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New Yamato model tomorrow or we riot
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when is deadlock classic coming out?
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imagine if they had artichoke enjoyers at volvo, we would've had the update last week.
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>uwu and pawslock on my team
Why are zoomers such gigantic unironic faggots.
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reminder
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>>582732969
You know what? That's kind of interesting. There are platform fighters like Smash and all its failed clones. If they ever add an arcade mode like in Dota, people could create an autismo mode with different video game characters. But it will probably never happen anyway.
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>>582732046
>>582732215
Sounds good but the green peppers suck
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>>582733374
goobros...
18 hours until we see what this concept evolved into...
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What advice would you give to new players?
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will they rework viscous at all puddle punch is very fun to use but extremely fucking annoying to play against and good players just parry it
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>>582733574
don't
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>>582733574
dont overthink it and just play it like overwatch with towers and buy items, its really not a complicated game that everyone makes it out to be
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>>582732375
>he doesnt cultivate his own Shrooms
I made good money selling Shiitake, Oyster (both Gold and Pink) and Pearl. Stupid ass gentrified restaurants buy those by the truckload at double the price because I sell them fresh right from my shed so they can sell "organic" crap at idiots.
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will yoshi ban me tomorrow for false reporting to call him and hopoo faggots after every game for the past 2.5 years?
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>>582731907
100 hours spent staring at the pagliacci menu
>brooklyn bridge
>PSR
>cheese
>south philly
>its hard to see, could be diavola, grand salami primo, 12th fan primo, or funghi salsiccia
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sovl...
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>>582733815
UNCLE DANE TRIED TO KILL DEADLOCK LMAOOOOOO
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>>582733574
turn off enemy and team voice chat
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Give mokrills combo a reset on tier 3
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>deathy says he has to be away monday
>posts that he liked the pepperoni pizza at valve hq the best
>now posting about voting
heroes tomorrow heroes tomorrow
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>>582733374
I didn't see what the issue was with this remodel, why did Viscousfags hate it again?
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>>582733574
Play Abrams, football tackle people into walls, and punch them in the head
It's pretty much the only fun way to play that literally doesn't require you to think at all
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>>582733574
Stop stressing about ruining the game for others. Your teammates fuming with rage over your poor play is just another form of entertainment, not something you should take to heart.
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>>582733982
if anything in the update sucks I'm blaming deathy
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>>582733982
do people actually watch this ugly son of a gun?
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>>582733574
Please, for the love of god.
CLEAR
THE
FUCKING
LANE
You get money for doing it. Please! I can't constantly be the one being the lane janny. I need to be in team fights too.
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>>582733815
>my pc broke back in the day
>miss the 4th lane era
>Slork and Trapper
>and the Calico cat turrets
I miss real kino for fuck's sake
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>>582733982
>ends up being hero remodel voting and not new heroes
your response?
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kinda crazy that this is the first update basically ever without any real substantial leaks. we had so much of old gods leak that it took a lot of the surprise out of it. but this time, yoshi changed the world..
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>>582734227
Ita so comfy too

Leakers were so fucking insufferable
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>>582731295
see at my office, when they have lunch delivered to the office it means they're cracking the whip. they wants us chained to the desks working through lunch and not leaving for an hour to smoke in our cars and eat costco foodcourt.
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>>582734301
they still are. that hesy retard made an updated "tracker" to replace the main one because they said it was vibe coded, only to admit in their post they used AI to develop their own version while claiming moral superiority, and then like 3 days later it becomes useless because yoshi announced. bravo!
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>>582734227
>yoshi changed the world.
IN A FEW SECONDS IT'LL ALL BE OVER
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>>582734227
Oh I got a substantial leak for you
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>>582732479
what if they don't update her
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>>582732046
>37$ for a pizza
its over
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>>582734227
They raped and killed the leakers, literally.
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>>582734547
>covid-nomics
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>>582733374
good idea and execution, viscous would like to look like humans or as human-like as possible to spread his message
faggots would never understamd because they cling to an unfinished model
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>>582733815
It feels like a distant dream now. Nothing but fingerprints on a cold window
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>>582733574
New guy here, what save me the most is game sense
>all your team clump in one part of the map
>no enemy on the minimap
>you're alone near the middle of the map lane-wise
FUCKING RUN, the enemy team is 100% ready to jump your ass right the fuck now, this really save me from feeding like a chinese buffet. Also change lanes if you see you cant lane against someone who will stomp you flat on a bad matchup.
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>>582734705
Why did the map feel like a real city back then?
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>>582733982
>they let the dummy who leaked the august update heroes 3 months early come scope another set of new heroes

Also, if legit, I really hope they went with a weighted system for earning votes this time. Street Brawl outright strangling standard matchmaking because everyone was spamming it for votes sucked, I want standard matches to earn more votes than the same amount of average SB matches you could play in that time.
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>>582734875
bigger map + more alleyways
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>>582734875
a lot of people complained that the map was way too confusing (it was)
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>>582734819
The inverse of this has helped me big time
>big fuck off team fight on green
>4 red dots on one side of the map
>1 missing
>2 dead
>there's a walker below 50%
Do you go join the looney tunes esque clusterfuck on green? NO. That walker is sitting there begging to be taken while your team (ideally) fights over the rift. At most you're going to fight one person. And even that's not a guarantee.
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>>582734227
They killed that twitter guy that talks like a subhuman.
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>>582732375
>>582732893
>They dont want mushrooms or olives on their pizza
Spotted the westoids
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yoshi
a cute furry hero please
yoshi you know furry is the audience
we won twice with billy and rem yoshi you need to pander to us yoshi
i know you're one of us there are no normal yoshi fans
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usually im the one feeding but tonight i was the one being griefed
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>>582735317
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>>582734021
because it's gay as hell
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>>582735317
>a cute furry hero please
ivy is right there
her being stone is irrelevant
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>>582735317
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>>582735275
pizza is like, the western food
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>>582735396
i want more
my hunger for cute furry characters cannot be sated so easily
we need an actual non-humanoid too
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>>582735618
Rem is right there
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Give me a hero who just fucks all the most annoying characters in the game
Just fucking rapes them
Plz
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>>582735374
>Hoodwink when Hoodwink fans are nearby
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>>582735349
oh awesome
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>>582735129
Yeah I learn this too the hard way, running one at the time on those weird clusterfuck teamfights never helps, its just a conga line of feeding. Its better to rat or to take a Rift and retreat.
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I really hope one of the new heroes is literally just the president of the united states
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>>582733574
Don't play MOBAs for ranked play. There is no money in it unless you are gifted, and it's a futile wasted effort. Just play to have fun and improve on your own. Don't waste your best years chasing something that will likely never happen.
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>>582735657
Mo and Krill
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>>582735695
fdr in a wheelchair?
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>>582735653
he walks on two legs and gas arms and human bodyplan
i want like... a big wolf or a dragon or something
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>>582735275
Imo mushrooms on pizza are just a waste. There are way better ways to cook them.
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>>582735775
>a big wolf
Silver...
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>>582733574
Rebind crouch to right click
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>Playing Abrams
>Have superior duration
>Wallcharge enemy Drifter
>The stun animation plays
>He doesn't have any debuff reduction items
>I immediately get parried
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https://youtu.be/lhJhLa7O1ZE?si=hpUewdjeaZS7twsd
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>>582735275
>westoid
Just say American you fucking coward. As opposed to Asian and Arabian pizza? Stfu
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>>582735317
we already have Silver (hot) and Ivy (cute), bro...
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Oh, I just realized, if the map is about to be changed, the current replays will be borked
So download matches and record funny clips while you still have time
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>>582735695
Wax figure of george washington brought to life.
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>>582735691
It's especially important for anyone not coming from a MOBA background to learn that kills are essentially meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Is it important to kill the other guys? Fuck yeah it is. But you win the game BY TAKING THE OBJECTIVES. I'm specifically talking to YOU, blue lane in my last game. The fuck was that guardian still doing up at 20 minues? UNTOUCHED.
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>>582735275
You're goddamn right. Remember that you're on an american website, playing an american game, made by american devs
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>he didn't get halal beef pepperoni on his pizza
EEERM WESTOID DETECTED
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>>582735275
Olives bad
Mushrooms good though
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>>582735695
The devs literally cannot physically stop kissing elite cheeks so them adding a president is only a matter of time. 2/3 of the characters are already some type of mob boss, or the most smartestest genius ever, or the most talented person at something. Billy and Vyper are the most normal individuals and the devs decided that they should be unhinged, dumb criminals.
It gets even worse when you remember that these people made Dota 2, where half the characters are literal gods.

It's like they were born in some Pakistani septic tank, and now they are incapable of fantasizing about anything beyond money or status.
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>>582735695
US president but he's incompetent populist (just like real life)
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>>582736554
points for not calling him a LE FASHIST
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I am the next deadlock character
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>>582736721
What do you even do?
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>>582736434
Lash and Bebop are basically regular guys too. Lash works at the docks as his day job, and Bebop works in the scrapyard. Victor is also pretty much a regular guy. Well, several regular people. And Dynamo isn't too special either, outside of the fact that he's a university professor without a body.
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My most wanted hero concept is a Taoist monk from china that uses kong-fu and cultivator bullshit
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>>582736670
That's literally every president since at least 80s and maybe even earlier
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there should be a surrender button but only in brawl and only at the start of the first round when you see the team comps
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No, really, why does Calico get more souls for doing what everyone has to do
I'm serious, I want to know why
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>>582736670
>>582736798
I mean an incompetent populist, not fascist. It's hard to remember the last time US had a president who wasn't just “I'll give you everything you want” and then completely screwed everything up later
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I miss when it was a persons duty on the internet to make furries unwelcome. Respectfully stay away from any pet animals you freaks
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>>582737046
yes correct. I don't like him I just don't think "facist" is actually an accurate label but that's usually what dumbasses are screaming about.
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TODAY IS ALREADY TOMORROW WHERES THE GODDAM UPDATE
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>>582733982
Nuggetbros... it's finally our time
VOTE NUGGET VOTE NUGGET
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>>582735317
"people" like you are the reason we need to gatekeep
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>>582734301
Leaking is trans coded
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>>582736995
She has an underloaded kit. She has three skills that offer borderline no utility in a fight beyond damage. No CC of any kind really. No meaningful damage boost for other players. No ability to save others or interrupt things. Her last ability also, just lets her roam more. Her utility beyond things that help herself, are next to garbage. So what you should be asking now is, "What is the point of this character in general?" Well as we just went over she is: Good at doing damage but it actually doesn't scale well at all, good at roaming safely, quickly and easily at easily levels. This should be leading you to what her intended design is: She roams early, uses high burst damage to kill characters in early ganks and then can stay relevant later as she falls off if she snowballed early and got some items. Do you see now why that passive fits in to helping this intended design work? To directly answer you, its to reward her for doing what she's supposed to be good at successfully and the reward is don't become literally useless late game.
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>>582733982
actually grim if valve is collaborating with the guy that has done more damage to the game than anyone else.
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>>582737364
you already let them in by tolerating people saying anything other than "damn ivy is ugly as fuck" about her
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what the FUCK
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The world of difference swapping the default reticle to the closest imitation of Graves' circle reticle can make, jesus christ. Feels so much easier-- like playing Heavy in TF2-- with a circle than that fat chunky ass crosshair.
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Is there a way to make the game not run so terribly? Ill boot it up once in a blue moon now and my computer gets hot as shit.
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If I get fed on a roam hero I'm just going to build gun. Spirit can't scale.
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>>582737828
Get better PC. Seriously, the game is really well optimized, and if you're having problems with it you really do need an update.
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>>582736754
I had an idea for a southeast asian monk brawler who uses martial arts while controlling two large mechanical arms using levers but I never got around to doing anything with it. His name is Pump Monk. His skills would have included throwing people away. Launching himself into the air by slamming the ground and grappling enemies.

The idea is that he comes from a group of monks that struggle to defend small villages from large monsters, so out of desperation, one of them decides to leave the group after hearing about the ritual.
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>>582735129
this is true too but anon mentioned no ies were visible on map
if everyone's missing and you're not on your side of the map the safe play is to assume they're coming for your ass. not *always* the correct play, sometimes hingsight is 20/20 and you fall back only for all the enemies to show up elsewhere, but it's a reasonable safe assumption when everyone's missing
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>>582737708
It's still up here

https://deadlockmods.app/mod/648480
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>>582738050
>pump monk
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>>582737828
my laptop with a 3060 and 8 gigs of ram runs this game flawlessly bro what are you using
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>>582735889
is this a meme? because i was genuinely considering either that, jump, or dash
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>>582737828
It's unreliable at best even on top tier specs. Get a 7800X3D/9800X3D the cache helps a lot later in games.
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>>582738127
what's wrong with that?
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>>582738090
Yeah I was just saying something similar that was helpful for me to learn. Just knowing A. who is alive and B. where they are is enough to change the game.
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>>582733574
>farm lanes rather than jungle I still see fucking 200+ hours do this shit
>look at the minimap that's literally it it tells you so much and people don't use it
>tell anyone who tells you 'why are you not joining us on the 5v2 orgy on blue walker??????' to piss off
there's more but thats really the most important part
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Less than 24 hours
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less than 24 hours until yamato is dewokeified.
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>>582737604
Nta, I don't follow jewtubers what's wrong with the guy? Is he one of those OMG THE GAMES DEAD FIX IT kind of cocksuckers?
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>>582737478
You kind of just described every roaming dps
Why should Calico get this passive and not, say, Apollo or Yamato or even Mina?
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>>582738125
if you try to download it it's dead
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>>582734475
Gay I thought it was going to be a pic of Ivy looking wet
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19 hours
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>>582738338
>>farm lanes rather than jungle I still see fucking 200+ hours do this shit
I get where you're going with this, but those souls are still important. Ideally you should be getting the camps and boxes/statues when you're rotating. Boxes are always good. But camps are only worth it if you can take them quickly. Especially a tier 3. If you can't clear the camp in 10-15 seconds its not worth the time spent. Sinners is usually worth it too, as they give the soul value of a lane plus 4 buffs if you don't fuck up.
In summary
>always get sinners
>get boxes while rotating
>get camps if you can take them fast
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>>582738689
Oh well

The summer one is better anyways
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>>582738676
she farms neutrals dogshit, does jackshit unless she got a lead, and falls off like a rock late game.
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>>582738649
he leaked a bunch of shit in the past, has builds that genuinely make matchmaking worse because they suck but people have been convinced that they are good because a popular guy made it, he sucks at teaching players how to play the game despite that being his main gimmick, and even has the audacity to offer paid coaching.
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>>582738676
Wait are you complaining about the extra souls on her 2? Calico is throwing if she takes that upgrade, every other ability should be maxed out before she puts even one point into leaping slash, 200 souls isn't that much and she's not guaranteed to even get them.
If you mean the boxes then yeah it's retarded she prints money while being one of the best roamers in the game.
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>>582738649
He leaked a bunch of characters last year (hence people's surprise at Valve still working with him), and his builds suck
Also he's like 27 or whatever but he looks 50 years old
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I will murder Yoshi if he turns Yamato into some disgusting hag
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>>582739559
I mean to be fair the stuff he leaked was entirely by accident, which is why valve seemingly forgave him
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>>582737421
LEAKING WHAT THEIR BRAIN MATTER LOL
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>>582739795
>It's real
bros...
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>>582739795
JSIDATP (just shit it down at this point)
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>>582739795
@grok is this real
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>all this pizza talk and no one posted this yet
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4
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>>582739795
The TF2 approach I see
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For the love of god undo the nerfs to tank busting items and stop buffing tanks
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Regular or well done pizza?
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I'm going to bed now /dlg/
And when I wake up there better be a patch
OR ELSE
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>>582740320
someone put me on to well done pizza, from papa john's it's actually good but can't vouch for other places. obviously your mileage varies
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>>582740354
anon it just dropped...
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The patch is out restart steam
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>>582740090
https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y?is=9Sl-QLEMSFelYegW
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>>582725683
>the most
viscous & vyper
>the least
gotta be sinclair
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I always fall asleep watching Deadlock but my eyes are wide open locked in when I'm playing it. is this game just boring to watch?
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>>582741053
I think watching a single person playing it is fun. It's cool seeing high level players pull off crazy shit.
Watching something like a tournament though puts me to sleep immediately. I can't watch Night Shift for more than ~20 minutes.
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>>582741053
the game is fun but 90% of deadlock content creators are annoying wasian zoomers or people posting unedited gameplay for some reason
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>>582741053
I enjoy watching edited gameplay but cannot stand unedited gameplay
At that point I may as well be playing myself
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so when are they adding a 1 jump keybind so i can spam my scroll wheel without double jumping. dog shit game
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Deadlock ecelebs are all lolcows
And the competitive scene doesnt have good enough observers or casters yet

Zerrgy, mikaels, and singsing are all fun to watch tho
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>>582741279
Flat hags > tits hags
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>>582741590
That is incorrect
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>>582741590
Why can't we have both?
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>>582741590
...on opposite day!
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>filed leave for the patch tomorrow

I am actually such a retarded nigger holy shit
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>>582741752
KEK i'm taking a sick leave for the patch. fuck work
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>>582741752
Yeah your first problem was having a job lmao.
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How old are you guys
I'm 35
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>>582741279
where does one meet girls that look like this?
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Nice try, FED
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>>582740630
Fuck you for tricking me
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>>582741852
Holy unc
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>>582741852
wrong general. go back
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>>582741852
2679
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>>582741053
Deadlock is both highly repetitive being a MOBA and eventually a particle effects lightshow it's entirely normal and expected to glaze over while watching it even if personally invested. The former can't really be fixed fundamentally but the latter must be fixed by launch.
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>>582741852
i'm 67
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>>582741852
34, 35 very soon.
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>>582741852
f 18 cali
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>>582741852
judging by the responses, this general is full of cringe unfunny underage faggots
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>>582742120
>t. seething glowie
try harder next time
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dubs if hoodwink gets added
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>>582738649
deathy is soulless globalist corporatism incarnate
he's ok as a news source and as an accidental source of leaks, and that's it
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>>582742159
>Implying glowies don't already know how old you are
retard
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Game 31 with haze and mnk on the enemy team.
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Who the fuck is hoodwink?
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>>582742457
Just finishing up porting her animations, you'll see her tomorrow. :)
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>>582742597
The main character of Dota
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>>582742657
but i didnt get dubs... you are fake yoshi
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Hoodwink is getting removed from DOTA and Silver and Ivy get removed from Deadlock
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Hoodwink cucks are so i sufferable when dark willow or muerta should get in deadlock first
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do you think we'll finally get face rigs?
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>troonwink tourists shitting up the general as soon as there's action coming
actual mental illness caused by childhood abandonment
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>>582739061
So he's the Torte de lini of Deadlock?
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>>582737708
this mod creator is mentally ill he removed bunny suit vindicta bcs people simply suggested to add more weight to hair it was always spinning around with minimal movement unlike base vindicta then he had a meltdown and removed the mod
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>>582743136
No, that was linepro (may his soul suffer eternally in hell)
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>>582743023
How do you animate Seven, Vic or Paradox?
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>>582743136
No because deathy is at least decent at the game
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>>582743241
ask valve
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Idk If I'll be able to play tomorrow without my naked foid characters mods
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>>582743023
>>582743241
Some heroes already have them though like Abrams and for paradox make it move like a lavalamp
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sex with abrams
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>>582743509
this but venator
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send me all your warden pictures before he gets remodeled
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>>582743265
he's barely better than andrew chicken. there's a reason he doesn't compete.
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my favorite movement technique is the Yamato Slingshot
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>>582743598
>andrew chicken
Now THATS an insufferable faggot high on his own supply
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>>582743509
this but shiv
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>>582743646
what did he even do besides beating Metro without realizing it?
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>>582743657
Shiv doesn't get enough (gay) porn.
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>>582743163
that sucks, they had the best bunnysuit mods by far and i wanted to grab their new mina one. has this happened before? any chances of them coming back?
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>>582743834
Be fat
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>>582742159
>calling everyone glowies
i remember my first day on 4chan too faggot
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>>582743834
He advocates for Silver buffs and bug fixes, which makes him an ok guy in my book
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>>582743963
your best chance is checking other mod sites or ask people who already have it its gonna be broken after today anyway
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This summer, I polled /dlg/ to rate their optimism about the future of the game on a scale of 1 to 10. The average result was 4.5. I will ask again when the new characters are done releasing and see if /dlg/ is still blackpilled or if it was a case of content drought + march update.
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>>582744843
new update will be such a shitshow in standard i feel bad for new players
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>>582744950
>i feel bad for new players
Newniggers inconvenience people who just want to unlock heroes to play ranked. It's a fair trade.
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>>582744950
It will be like the other updates with redditor characters winning first and then the cool ones coming out a week or two later
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>>582744950
It was the same for OGNB, tons of new players getting match with people that have hundreds of hours. The fact that standard and ranked are seperated don't matter, the vast majority of people will play standard to grind votes and wins on the new characters.
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>>582743834
Andrew Chicken looks like an irl 'jak
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>>582745210
Wasn't Rem and Silver some of the first characters to win and they're cool
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>>582744950
open beta would solve this btw
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>>582745296
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>>582745275
almost if the jak is based off a normal looking white man
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>>582745374
Open beta will kill the game if they do it before adding proper tutorials and onboarding for new players + fix the MM for literal new accounts with good smurf detection. With modern live service games you only have one shot once the floodgates are open, people usually don't come back except for rare exceptions (Apex Legends is one such case).
Right now the invite system is filtering a ton of people, it's kinda like the x clicks rule for websites.
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>>582745468
More like dysgenic
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>>582745406
Everyone thought rem was kino until it got revealed he was a babbling toddler.
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>>582745641
Those were furries commissioning diaper porn
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I counter sniped an enemy vindicta with this silly meme build
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>>582745769
larp, i remember these threads.
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What time do patches usually drop again? Surely it won't release at 6pm tommorow when the steam maintenance is also going on right
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>>582745769
Never forget when said furries deleted all their art once it was revealed Rem is a child
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>>582745641
Everyone thought it was a furry tricking people into drawing OC for his fursona.
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>>582745856
noonish
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>>582746003
Europoid here, how many hours from now is it going to be noon in muttland?
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This is it guys. Today is the day.
Might be only able to play only tomorrow for us non-NEETs euros if it drops around midnight though...
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What hero do you guys want to look like irl
I wish I looked like Graves irl
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>>582746121
about 13 hours from now you rude nigger
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>>582746196
gray talon
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>>582746196
Abrams
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>>582728818

Probably not but it he would kinda go hard if he did because he would rock his stage outfit.
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>>582746196
Viscous
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>>582746196
mo
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>>582746196
Slork
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>>582746196
infernus but only if he's of height/taller than me, otherwise no dice
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>>582746481
??
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>Cucks who rage quit and afk in base
>call them out and call them a bitch ass nigga
>every fucking time
>"AIIIIEEEEE A WHYIE PEPO CANT SAY THE N WORD!!! AIIEEEEEEEEE"
Why are the people who afk and throw games the biggest faggots alive who can't comprehend a white person saying a word lmao. Fucking infants all of them.
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Well i'm off to sleep. Gotta say, i'm 30 years old and i feel like a kid on christmas eve. See you later /dlg/
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>>582746772
you still gotta wait two weeks to play the hero you want
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>>582746196
Mo
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THIS IS MY MOMENT
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>>582746196
Shiv
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>>582746772
Based. I'm all tucked up in my onesie jammies and I just had a warm glass of milk. This update is not ready for me.
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>>582746196
Paige uwu
no, i am not a woman
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>>582746962
Every single time I hear that line, all I can think about is Rebecca Black, and Warden blasting that song while he ults.
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>>582746196
Drifter
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>>582746196
Viscous
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>>582746820
If the update comes with the PvE mode then it won't matter :^)
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What time does the patch usually drop? I have to be up in like 5 hours but I'm hoping it'll be up by 11am pst?
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>>582747476
>11am pst?
More like PM
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monke
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>>582747585
A most distinguished simian gentleman
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>>582747531
ah... I won't make any plans to play the patch tomorrow then.
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>>582747476
hasn't it usually been around 6pm? I can at least remember the devs churning out hotfixes through the entire night after the last few major patches dropped
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>I TRIED TO BE NICE
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STICKING EM
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Are we actually getting a patch today or is just mass hysteria?
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>YER DEAD
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>>582746196
Shiv
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My wishlist for the patch
>remodel for all the heroes with neon prime models still
That's it. It doesn't take that much to impress me.
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What's the plan?
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I haven't played since around March of this year
Ignoring the upcoming patch, any big changes happen in the meanwhile?
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>>582747941
This, I care more for the remodels than new heroes
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>>582746196
1) Abrams
2) Victor
3) Drifter
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Crazy that yoshit has not once teased what the major update will have
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>>582748158
he knows that people are frothing at the mouth at the slightest mention of new content, he doesn't have to do shit
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>>582734475
is it safe to clamp my cock using one of those wrenches ?
not asking for a friend.
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I cannot wait to see them get rid of Warden's fuckass gun
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Rape 'em, Mo!
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let's see what this dick can do
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>>582748430
>>582748537
>>582747986
>>582747897
>>582747848
>>582747779

you should join the OSIC
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>End my calibration matches
>Get Emissary I
Thats not bad r...right?
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>>582746196
mina
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>>582748810
I elo decayed into mystic and now I'm stuck in ritualist hell
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>>582747297
They absolutely should not do a PvE mode. Don't need the playerbase split up amongst a dozen different modes. Either git gud at the actual main mode or fuck off back to Hero Shooter slop like OW and Rivals.
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>>582748379
no it's not
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>>582748947
Pretty sure there's been talk and files found pertaining to a PvE mode already
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>>582748947
>an AAA MOBA shouldn't have several game modes
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>>582728051
Life
I like them
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>>582730531
So many pizza slices their stomach gonna hurt lmao
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>>582749204
Not in a closed beta.
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>>582749280
you mean they're going to release a patch???
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hero release predictions

cadence - tuesday
girl hero - thursday
anthro hero - saturday
girl hero 2 - tuesday
cool guy - thursday
cool guy 2 - saturday
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>>582748975
ok thanks for the heads up
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>>582749463
truke
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>>582749463
Hoodwink will dominate the vote
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>>582749506
yeah it's also not safe to stick your dick in a blender or in the oven
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>>582749563
hoodwink is girl hero 1
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>>582749463
On one hand:
>Cadence being first means I'd be able to try her right away and the hype surrounding her will die off the quickest
On the other hand:
>I won't be able to decorate my hideout with a bajillion stickers of her face
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>>582749754
holy shit her cock is huge
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>>582749805
Quiet you
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>>582749805
you're not alone i thought that shit was a bulge as well
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TODAY!!!!
Are you ready to say goodbye to current Deadlock before it changes forever?
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>>582750126
Deadlock is dead
Long live Deadlock
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>>582749563
Cant wait to tie mina to a tree and pelt her to death with accorns
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>>582749463
there are 6 and their genders are split 50/50
ratking is real
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Anyone got the Abrams edit of that Simpsons character (the Arnold parody) ? Have a WIP Vyper in exchange.
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>>582728818
Savannah is voiced by a black woman tho.
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Only leaguebabs want new heroes. I'd rather they polish the game we have now.
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id rather graves polish my knob
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Ok, let's end this discussion.
Last digit number is the number of new heroes we're going to get.
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>>582751034
could be worse
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>>582751034
You don't get a retry you rat. Someone already rolled first and the digit was ZERO.
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>>582751034
that's about what I expected
3-4 new ones
3-4 reworks
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just saw a vindicta snipe the character an ivy was trying to heli out of a lost teamfight, killing him
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>>582751034
As long as we get Cadence we could get 1 for all I care
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>>582751129
I'm here to change fate.
We shan't allow the destiny of 0 to claim Deadlock.
We are the Changers of Fate (運命のチェーンジャー)
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Ia there a toggle feature to make the black heroes white or at least have fairer skin color?
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new heroes this update or just remodels? Can I play as yoshi yet?
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heh heh heh see that shit?
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>>582751453
New heroes not confirmed but they did enable hero voting in the files again, so probably yes
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BURN IT ALL
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why are all deadlock streamers shit?
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>>582751509
>the best characters get to be voted last again
sigh
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Hoping we get some major map changes, current map feels too simple and lots of corners feel completely pointless. Very bland. Especially the lanes themselves.
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>>582751654
it's the product of this game being a fusion of a shooter and a moba, most deadlock players don't care if you're not eternus so people with personalities have like 5 viewers max
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>>582751509
If the Ixian singer is in I can already tell she's going to be number one
That or Fathom
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JEFF enters the cursed apple!
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If I sleep now and miss the patch... fuck...
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>>582751787
Tyler1 could've saved the scene if he wasn't functionally retired...
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4 ranked games
4 games in which the enemy team was highly coordinated
4 games in which my team couldnt get together and fight for shit

Sometimes it really is a matchmaking loss
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>>582752615
I don't think they'll update this early. I can't remember when they dropped old gods but I think it's usually around the afternoon my time so you've got at least 8 hours, maybe more
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>>582753016
Should have told your team what to do over VC
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>>582753016
Could be worse, could have russians on your team 24/7 like I do
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>>582751465
We still don't know what shit there is to see. One of Deadlock's greatest mysteries, even loremasters are stumped.
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Question 1: Do you think game dropping FPS to 40-50 in very intensive teamfights is playable? Or should I abandon my dreams of ever becoming better with this machine?
Question 2: will they ever optimize the game so it doesn't drop as bad for me? I get solid FPS during laning and lighter end skirmishes.
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>discord makes deadlock memes
>twitter makes deadlock memes
>4chan does nothing
Washed place
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>>582753351
did you not see him create a magical fire ground nigga? bitch asss cracka
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>>582753371
there are FPS mods where you can delete the skybox and stuff
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>>582753016
>>582753315
You were in that lobby for a reason. Blame yourself or God (Yoshi).
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>>582753402
This is true but there's like 10 people here what do you expect
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>>582753402
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>>582753520
now this is yurshit i can get into. enough of the vanilla le mina+paige and silver+celeste bullshit show me mcginnis shoving her fist up geist's ass
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>>582753520
No, Im not the problem when Im trying to fight for the rift, in a 1vs1, spamming "Need help in green" just for none of my teammates to come and lose the rift when the whole enemy team arrives
Hell, if it was losing due skill difference I wouldnt be so upset, but people ignoring important calls annoys me to no end
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>>582751175
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>>582753638
When it comes to Celeste, I like her ship with Ivy. They could be circus freaks together.
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>>582753907
>No, Im not the problem
t. The guy who is at least a part of. The problem
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>>582754015
shut up retard
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It's time to change the game.
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Well?
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>>582754121
My fault for trying to win the videogame I guess
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>>582750604
Deadtards?
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>>582754291
0
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>>582754291
7
she's tooooo gooooood
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>>582754291
*spams 5*
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>>582753402
i've just never had the touch in photoshop, i need lessons from a basedgod anon or something

ill pay like, 5 buck
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>>582753553
This.
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When PvE mode comes out I'm never playing awful boring ass pvp mode ever again. I'll just chilld in rogue like kino and absorb the lore and you losers will keep grinding mmr.
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What are your edge-feature hopes, anons?
I'm really hoping for region select and maybe an improvement to latency compensation
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>>582733574
ignore anyone who talks about "pro players" because they were getting raped by me in eternus games and i'm not good at the game. any "pro player" in this game is propped up by people colluding to create an artificial "pro scene" when the game was still getting weekly patches. it's not even real.
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>>582754934
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>>582755004

Some of said pro player has absolutely ass builds too. I'm yet to play an oses build that isn't a lowkey throw

Most eternud players don't optimize their builds, they just throw shit in based on vibes. Warden and Celeste going undiscovered for months just because no one mathed out a good build path for him should tell you enough.
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>>582754786
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update better have new conversations I want to know what Silver and Abrams are talking about
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>>582755241
They're talking about having sex
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https://youtu.be/T0q7jcyZOxU
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who the fuck is this cadence you niggers are talking about
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I CAN’T SLEEP
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>>582755282
LET'S SEE WHAT THIS COCK CAN DO
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>>582755282
... with your mom
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>>582755292
candence nuts in your mouth haha
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>>582755292
>he doesn't know about the tall ixian milf
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>>582755380
yooo haha you got me anon
>>582755417
great, another hag
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>>582755282
CUMMING IN
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patch in 10
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hours
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eons*
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days
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patch delayed, i ate it
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>>582755203
i make my own builds that have most of the items i tend to buy in a vague sort of order and then i just use that and deviate based on team compositions. i'd mangle games with trophy hunter victor before trophy hunter got nerfed three times in a row or something, and every game i'd have some useless yappy nigger retard screaming at me for not "playing the game right" and using pro player builds. this was when "gun victor" was supposedly the only way to play him and i was one of the only 12 people who knew how good infuser was, and before victor got his lifesteal and debuff cleanse gutted, because those were all incredibly powerful and for some reason ignored because retards think guns are the be-all end-all for the game.
esports culture should always be mocked. there is not a single person who has a favorite pro player (that isn't just a lolcow you point and laugh at like metro) who has a functioning brain. they don't exist.
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>>582755526
this is about to get messy…
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yammybros... what do we do if our girl doesn't get a model rework?
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>>582755292
She's right here bro. This will be real in 9 hours


https://files.catbox.moe/zw9n40.mp4
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>>582755791
oh god not again...
I THOUGHT I HAD CONTROL *cums*
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>>582755851
We waddle out to the camera in front of Valve's offices and cut our stomachs open.
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Since we are at the eve of a new update, it's time for the final true list for Old Gods New Blood.
It's been fun, worse than before but still fun.
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>>582755909
Going up!
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>>582756036
This... is the end! *unholy noise of a yoghurt container spilling inside a flesh bag*
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>>582755990
this is correct and most of my characters are in dishonest but seven is an honest character now that so many counterplay options exist to his kit
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>>582755990
warden is honest
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Where is the update?
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>>582755990
I'm an ivy enjoyer but there's no way she's not dishonest.
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>>582756259
>silver
>fine
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>>582756429
bootkick can go through minnons now
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>>582755990
>McGinnis
>dishonest in anyway with no AoE damage nukes, no bullshit get out of jail free cards and no crazy self sustain
>just some nuisance turrets that don't do shit before full build and a machine gun with no free DPS passives or actives in her kit to supplements it
Ask how I know you're retarded
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>>582756539
>no AoE damage nukes
Her ult
>jail free cards and no crazy self sustain
Wall, Healing that gives her SR and free SR from boons
>downplaying turrets
Go back to tiktok netanyahu
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>>582756539
turrets are inherently dishonest
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>>582756259
>needs buffs
>vindicta, ivy, fucking bebop
retard
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>>582755697

I ran oses' Venator build this weekend and it was embarrasingly bad. In between Hollow Point Bullets (a 1,6k item larping as a 3,2k item) and Cultist Sacrifice, ypu had literally no damage. Also no one times in a mystic expansion with the tier 2 upgrade of their nade, so all the pro builds lose a shitton of free damage on neutral camps.
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>>582755203
>Warden and Celeste going undiscovered for months just because no one mathed out a good build path for him should tell you enough
The Celeste build everyone uses now came from an Eternus/comp player though
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There are currently 31k players online
It's crazy to think that this is the lowest the player count is going to be for the next 10 years or so
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The Baxtuh Society has your numbuh
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>>582757271

Yeah and Warden came from Buff Enjoyers' coach. But just the fact that pro players occasionally makes good build doesn't mean that every build they make are good. Tons of pro player builds are mid, mediocre oe only functional in certain environments.

The point is that anon should trust his gut. If Oses Venator build has no damage, has to constantly reload and gets run down because it has no survivability to man up on people with, odds are that it includes bad items.
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Did I read somewhere that this first season rank was gonna be saved and displayed in your room? Or am I wrong?
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>>582756259
>Venator and Viscous
Theirs is only a number issue, move up a tier.
>Vindicta and Bebop
They are the ones that actually need a rework because no matter how much you up their number they will still remain completely cucked by fatal flaws in their designs that get them disabled by a singular item, move down a tier.
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>>582757931
don't think i saw them say anywhere that they would do that but it would make sense given the rank icons basically look like trophies when you look at them in the hideout.
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Where do I go to learn about builds?
>>582758057
which item is that?
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>>582757041
He fixed it now, though his build now is just a copy of what Zerggy builds for Venator. I actually trust Zerggy since he's a bonafide hardcore comp m1gger.
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I tried learnign shiv movement but shit's hard as fuck, I can't even do his sliding right
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>>582758517
You're probably not hitting the 90 degree angle right, turn a bit further than you think you should.
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paige is fun bros is this what it's like to be trans?



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