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Top Gun's worn out umanko
laurel is a dyke
>>582731059uuuuuuu
Tachyon LOVE
drama for October 1st?
End closer bros how are we doing?
>>582731003need vodka bootjob...
wahey
This thread will be eughhhh
>>582731086sex with uma dykes>>582731210sex with zoomer
CM21 status?
>>582731262yurr
rotting status?
can trannies actually kill themselves if you ignore them? these things that keep blogging about umajp in global thread and not theirs is because their threads are too slow. you don't even see said post on that general either, just here
>>582731169where are the scenario cardswhere is taishin witwhere is duramente spd (optional but since ends have nothing else might as well get a speed upgrade)
>>582731161There will be many poached high earners and we will talk about and laugh a lot and have fun and such and such
>>582731428I started at 1.5 anni, would have budget if I started early.
Wei jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/bB8VTxEpilepsy-aggravating animated jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/Twpxm2
>>582731409cumming
what a shame i didnt get long sparks it could have been a decent long bono
>>582731343Machan
OCTOBER 5
>>582731514it does you no good to pull a bunch of umas without support cards for themduramente is even more important if you just started and you don't have kitasan
80 rolls, Vodka was the only three star. I guess that's fine.
>>582731262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srodNyimqTM
>>582731262Yurr
>>582731343Already trained 1/3.
>>582731412The staygoldtranny has been a spamming piece of shit for almost a year and he'll never stop until he actually kills himself from dysphoria like the mentally ill tranny he is https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/really%20love%20stego/page/1/
Cute Journey
>>582731804Vodka is extremely hot
>>582731804
I don't even have gps ready...
>>582731210White men are so lucky
>>582731428why would you get duramente speed when you can just run duramente
>>582731804She's so cool. They really don't give her much even though she's the strongest mare.
sex with obobassex with ohimbas
>>582731581So true anon
>>582732035>Practice:
>>582731987are the "white" men in the room with us this moment?=
>>582731804KILL
Will there be many front users next cm to justify running only one front ace? I plan on running 1 late and 1 end alongside it.
>>582731838Fuck off >>>/umajp/
>>582732112I stole the partners from public rooms I did& these are good partners I stole!!!The cream of the crop
Uma(male)
>>582732178No, they're in bed with Helios
>>582732351fuck me off
>>582732319Your third slot niggaDont tell me youre gonna debufniggy?
>loading stuck at 20%WHAT THE FUARK
>>582732340No, I think I’m here for good. Sorry.
>>582732319what I want to know is if runaway will be popular during CM, I don't want to make one but I want my fronts to rely on other people bringing runaways
7 and dorija owes me sex
>>582732319Not a bad idea since it's front meta next cm. I would still bring 2 fronts though just to make sure.
>>582732319
Serious, was this supposed to be the event where Laurel acts like a psycho lesbian? i didn't feel like she did anything particularly crazy.
7 and dorija owes me anal
>>582732019true true
>>582732515Don't worry, I'll bring one for you bwoski
>>582732319maybe
>>582732515Some guys Palmer on Hakuraku has a 40% winrate
I love my genius wife!
>>582732408
okay why when umamers talks about his mental health you pretend to be supportive and nice to himbut when V does it you just wish he died and spit vile vitriol towards him??? don't mind me just nyoticing the hypocrisy
>>582732621retard
>>582732807She looks like she shat herself
>>582731412Why would they post in both threads
>>582732551https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12277222
>>582732825One is a cute zoomer and the other is a fat bronzoid from Philippines with ego issues
>>582732807your wife is a coalburner
>>582732927why would they post off-topic things here?
>>582732351males dont deserve to be umas only cute girls deserve to be umasmales are stinky, gay and retarded i only like to see voluptuous females running on the trackthe three goddesses perfectly engineered umas to be docile for strong virile trainers
>>582732825personally, I don't care about what happens to either of them since they don't exist to me
>>582732754If it's below 3/5, it's trash. That's what you need to get into A finals
>>582732914She's just trying really hard.
>>582732825I like Umamers
>>582732832>lesbian>tomboyfagIt's over...
>>582732939I am literally Seiun Sky hereso jealous......
7 and dorija fuck dorija anon in front me while i'm stuck with a chastity belt
>>582728163My first plat. Winning as an underdog (card handicap) felt really nice.
>>582732825chasers gonna chaseif V starts hrt maybe he will earn some fans here
>>582732825I like Umama, as shrimple as that.
>>582732976Your mind will change if it's a femboy.
bro like just be happy lmao
>>582732825because the tranny presents ximerself as fem, and all these thirsty touch-starved losers want to gaslight themselves into thinking that there is a sliver of hope that xhe will let them fuck xiser "pussy"
Yae
>>582733262V...
7 and cb owes me sex6 and she fucks cbanon in front me while i have a chastity belt
>>582733262More like V presents himself as being the most annoying person ever so it's hard to support him
>>582732832"psycho"
>>582733257>cock and ballsFuck off
is umamas rep... reformed!?
>>582733386Based
>>582733386huh
>>582733386shit...
>>582733386
>>582733386Your cuck fetish is weird
>>582733432dont worry be happyself diagnosing yourself doesnt make it real
>>582732825>actively shits up the thread>misbakes on purpose>forces his way into eventsIt's pretty easy to dislike the BBB enjoyer
don't say that
>>582733438it seems so,yurr
>>582733556
*boys your girls*
>chasersWell yeah. Umama runs fronts. I'm a pace chaser.
>>582732825V did talk about his mental problems here https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/582085103/#q582099039
>>582733438Yur
>>582733649suzuka and cafe will never not be feminine
>>582733685You gotta stop this habit of talking in 3rd person...
>>582733649oh nyooooplease stop anything but that haha.......
I genuinely, unironicly, like Oguri
>>582733649Ugly boys
>>582733668shut the fuck up rudolf
>Lose CM19 after 100 hours>yurr lolcow>MedsSee you next melty
>>582733649I will now fuck suzuka
Why does a robot need huge boobs?
>>582733904
>>582733904>t.metafag
>>582733262This sounds comical but it is unironically truePeople are so desperate it's almost sad
>>582733262
>>582733294no Muteki
>>582733649Suzuka is too feminine, she will never be a boy.
>>582733996Sure, but she's already preggers and full of my cum, but if that's what you're into I won't stop you
>>582734017motor oil storage
>>582733904Most people do
>>582734017Heat sink
>>582734148What goes in the trunk?
>>582733685>shizophrenic NEET off his medsexplains everything ty
>>582733262Almost nobody calls umama a she tho
>>582733649W O L F C U T C A F EOLFCTAFE
>>582733904Oguri isn't sexy
>>582733262This always seemes super weird to me considering u**** is * used goods now and these faggots hate his ass, it has to be a cuck fetish where they get the girls after the bvll used it
>>582733649boys do not have cute bob cuts
>>582734308you clearly weren't here during the early days of xiser popularity
erp discord?
>>582734017To make people smile.
>>582733570big bang beat is a decent game though. dunno about its sequel bbb:r
>>582734456It's true, Bourbon's body makes me smile
>>582734439It exists.
bono learned gravity magic so she could keep playing with biko
>>582734456It's true, Bourbon's smile makes me body
>>582734439invite
>>582734579ask your danchou
>>582734270my wie-no, i shant say it...
>>582734579https://discord.com/invite/victoriafrontier
>>582734353If you like men I guess
>>582734576That, and mouth city gold in my feet
My trainee gave me a black eye today...
>>582734665Kek
>>582734456My HERO has a way with words
>>582734724Neichatore...
GET KEKED LAURELKEKSYOUR OSHI IS A DYKEEEEEEEE
>>582733904Same, she cute
>Oguri Cap isn't sexy
>>582734806It was fucking Teio again
anyone who says oguri is not sexy must be a turbo fagall the umas are females even biko is sexy and stego can be used like an onahole you can also put stego in a megumin cosplay
Gold city on my titty
>>582734826STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK HELIOSFUCK YOU
>>582734842why is brian stuck between a bunch of psycho stalkers and a big head
>>582734842dykes are hot when its anime tho?
>>582734724Same. Rough play is difficult, but communication is key!
>>582734842
>>582734970Not all females are sexy, imagine if V was a foid
>>582735017Brian likes men though
>>582734961FUAAAAAAAARK
post something cute
>>582734806Its okay though.. I deserved it anyways and then afterwards she made me dinner :,)
>>582735017
Espoir City on my S-cock
>>582735142
>>582734961That's a man
>>582734789
>>582731997Vodka is arguably even more of a victim of s1 uma writing than even Pasa
big girl, big girlbig big girl, big girlsamson big girl shorts oksamson big girl shorts okbig girl, big girlbig big girl, big girlsamson big girl shorts oksamson big girl shorts ok
the STRONGEST little sister
Could this be considered as saviorfagging
>>582734970I agree that all adult-looking or even semi-adult-looking female characters in this setting are sexy. Biko isn't really sexy though... YET
What's her deal?
>>582735375>this is the """"succubus""" /uma/ has been shilling for monthslol maybe if your name is Narita Brian
>>582735375yessu. a saviorfagging of the dyke flavorlaurelfags' oshi is a dyke
>>582735375this is not horse ricing this is gay sex
I'M LE STRONGEST STAYER
>>582731804>__vodka_and_daiwa_scarlet(...).jpgWhere? I only see... oh I get it.>>582732319There are never as many in the actual CM as there are in lobbies. If these are all oshis go for it, but you may need to pivot.
anon seems to be having fun with laurel postinggood for them
>>582734970>all the umas are females even biko is sexyBoyumas aren't sexy, faggot
Adult women are sexy and little girls have no chance against them.
the horny succubus meme is gay and stale and is basically everything in jp rn so would be glad if laurel wasn't all thatcould be a pull
>>582735714I just like (real) women
it's a good thing brian is dangerously heterosexual
i will never understand heliosfags, laurelfagshow the fuck did you become a fan of umas who literally will only open their legs for another uma?
>>582735714It's not fair to use Smart Falcon as the point of comparison
>>582735728>waterbased>buttered toastBASED
>>582735714>no eggs
X uma is gaynow give me a you
>>582735142>>582735142
Little girls are sexy and adult women have no chance against them.
>finally 2* stam + long>no whitesAAAAAAAAA
>>5827358757 and you have to suck my dick first
>>582735847>no eggs means I can fuck her as much as I want and canDEAL
>>582735890>tranny
>>582735875
>>582735714consider that theres umas that look like this
>>582735805There must be something really wrong with you as a male if you see Helios and don't understand why she's 100% a dickpull.
>LB1 Eishin, LB1 Palmer, LB0 Matikane spd, Air Shakur wit>6 SSRs in only 41 rolls
using 90 sp at once by double event and reroll is awesomei don't care about fans t dancho
>>582735890i want to lick her umanko
Imagine her addicted to your cock instead of alcohol
>>582735980
>>582735315They cute
>>582736014
>>582736053>6 bricks in 41 rollsgratz
>>582735995There's always an exception. Akebono, Donna, and Creek are goddesses.
>>582732515Runaway hasn't been popular since Unity and Suzy being E Long will only drive it down further.>>582734017Bourbon is a cyborg, not a robot.
>>582736087>both had oshi sex
>>582736014>star stickers on faceyeah, reminds me of the one girl who was nice to me in highschool but was laughing at me behind my back
>>582735913this is true
I do wish I could train her to be the best wife ever
>>582735315True!
>>582736014https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11566345
>triple crown is secretly a bratty little sister twicewow real original cygaymes
>>582736014at least this one is sexo. pinkshit is literally ugly and brian-centric
>>582736014wahey
>>582736241you sound like the type of GIANT FAGGOT that deserved it
>>582732515well i'm running oonige palmer ace for one
>>582735143What did you do?>>582734970Don't make me post Ryan in her casual outfit.
tired
>>582736470yurr
>>582736373She's the only one of her friend group that is attractive
>>582736373>the cute lil winkthe type of gyaru that hangs around with geeky nerds like ME>>582736397same for paam
>>582736381what did I do wrong? I never leered at her and mostly kept to myself unless she started a conversation. Even then, I kept my responses brief
>>582736470Want me to tire you out even more
>>582736470eughhhh
>>582736528>t.ruby
its another episode of finemo getting stuck in guts and never fucking leavingthank you finemo i hope your card fades into obscurity and youre never remembered
>>582736737Wish I could get stuck in Fine Mo's guts
>>582736757
>>582736503excuse me?!
>thought about rolling. >remembered The Cooler Brian is on her way>stopped myselfThat was close
>>582736864She's mid
>>582736841
Why people reserve 400 rolls for Ramonu in their plans.Just go with 4 crystals (less if lucky) and 200. Solo banners are a waste, it's better to do 600 on next instead with 2 cards.
>>582736528>the type of gyaru that hangs around with geeky nerds like MErura....
Sex with Still would be ________
>>582736964I will not fuck my traineeI will not fuck my traineeI will not fuck my traineeI will not fuck my trainee
wow that helios artist draws silly too
>>582737040Unprotected
>>582731161I just noticed something about this image.>Currenchan is snapping a picture in front of a mirror>Skin tight leggings, no panties, camel toe on full display >Currenchan is in front of a mirror>Facing away from it>She's snapping a photograph of you staring at her pussy to post on Umatter and cancel you#Devilish
now that the dust is settled, I don't want to see any more of the weak propaganda that laurelfags had going before this event nuked them. that dyke doesn't deserve to be posted on /uma/
>>582737064Best artist
>>582734842Context: They were locked inside the academy past curfew and Laurel went up to the rooftop spot where Brian usually takes her naps
>>582737040bed breaking
>>582737042Why not? She's really cute and if you don't fuck her someone else will. She'd actually prefer her first time be with you but if you really don't want her virginity she'll be hurt but get over it
>>582736497>>582736619anyone could've said this>>582736560nyo
>>582737131>I can feel my heart beating faster tooshe's a dykeeeeeeyour "oshi" isn't welcome here anymore, cuck
fuck traineetrainee sex
>>582737283Don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>582736978They say it isn't well known outside of japan but like...you could write her as a dumb valley girl and most would go "eh, close enough"
>>582737064holy FUCK that is one stacked and cute as hell silly waht the fuck
>>582737189It's thread culture can be used for anyone
>>582737040Terrifying
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
traineemanko on my trainerface
>>582737351Neck yourself
>>582737131I like a bit of yuri in my waifu games.
Meek's trainer is a woman so who's fucking her? Do they share a boyfriend?
>>582737227Brian is my oshi but its not her fault there's so many women that want (to defeat) her (in a race) very badly
>>582737504based.
>>582737493They got nobody
>>582737445What? It's closer than zoomerspeak. And both it and her type of gyaru are stereotypes you don't really see anymore
>>582737493Meek loves turtles.
>>582737450Maruzensky is built for the best one night stand of your life. The one you still think about 20 years later and jack off to the memory.
>>582737351Why would a Japanese woman act like Taiki
>>582737493If you run out of clocks you become their Ura trophy
>>582737493meek is too autistic to want sex. aoi gets in on the regular with (you)r player character if you have her supoka in your deckotherwise, she scissors with riko every friday night
I am flat out broke now after blowing all my load on Daiwa Scarlet and her huge tits. Who should I have saved up for instead?
>>582737584Cute little autist. I'll bring her turtle plushies when I'm fucking Aoi
>>582737172The relationship between trainer and trainee must remain professional until the very end.
I'm not getting bootka
We fucked
i hate to break it to everyone but helios would have a c*lifornia valley girl accent
>>582737618But Taiki is explicitly American
>>582737003>Just go with 4 crystals (less if lucky)about that....
It gets better
>>582737618japanese women don't, because taiki is a filthy hick from kentuckyif you want to see a properly written japanese woman, just look at grassu
>>582737003which is next with 2 cards
>>582737785When you move out
>>582737754That's the point neigha, Taiki is already a dumb retarded bimbo, why would a Japanesse gyaru act like her
>>582737752i dont know what that means or sounds like nor do I care
>>582737791Shut up Grass you're also a Kentucky bred hillbilly
>>582737581Nyo
>>582737752can you not, I don't want a boner right now
>>582737923Taiki isn't especially stupid, as umamusume characters go.
her ass is a wonder
>>582737923because gyarus are dumb wannabe-american bimbos forma de nipon
>>582737752That's so fucking sexy omg
Life is good
umasumi fello helios enjoyer and zoomer fucker
I know she's not an uma but I don't care Aoi is SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
>>582737992this is true she scored higher than my trainee on their math test the other day
>>582737958>>582738006Like, ohmahgawd, stahp it!
>>582738165Ningen age, thoughbeitUma are like elves
>>582738104umasumi
>>582738165She fucks old men
>>582736014She's dumb enough to seek domestication or get domesticated. Although her canvas isn't blank, it can be easily molded by the will of umatore
>>582738268So do I...
>>582738279I'm not that old fuck you
>>582737618Taiki is not even close to valley girl, but all four of the gyaru umas are at least a close approximation. Tosen Jordan hits the nail directly on the head and would fit seamlessly into any 80s/90s valley girl mall clique.
>>582738279I'm only 34
>>582738290You should look into fixing that
> Rolled triple S> Stats are kinda crap and almost no recovery but I took ClawWell, if there are no debuffers, she is pretty decent
>>582737003expected value of 200 pulls for a given card is 1.5 from gacha and 1 from pitythat means you cannot equivalent exchange 200 pulls for a whole number of crystalseither you need 1-2 copies and crystals are more efficient, or you need 3+ copies and pulls are more efficient
>>582737864Move out where?
gold city body part on my body part
>>582737923Taiki isn't dumb, she's just clingy and overly sentimental. Even if she was, being dumb isn't a core valley girl trait.
Post big sisters umanko
>>582738462As far away from Currenwhore as possible
>>582736014Helios is cute, but that's about it for me. She doesn't really evoke anything else for me, especially after hearing her talk
>>582735714>>582736071I NEED to ruin her with my penis and raw unprotected sex
>>582737992>>582738539Taiki is one tier higher than Jordan on the intelligence scale at best and Jordan is rock bottom. How is she not dumb
>>582738710you are homosexual
>>582738727Sorry bub she's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0nkDp_H-rE&t=5s
>>582733090Cute.
>>582738580
Above anything else, I think Brian should eat her damn veggies.
Double paizuri from Dia and Kita
Why there are zero point reward on some team?
>>582738943YAAAADAAAAA
>>582738740taiki is just bad at japanesesuzuka and fukukitaru on the other hand...
Hi!
>>582738795Sorry but I genuinely don't see the appeal of Helios. Everything she does, there's another Uma who does it better
>>582738928>>582738580Fuck off to umajp
>>582738982maybe bugged, my idea is that the ace of these races can't run on dirt so you're too OP for them and thus you get no points from beating them
>>582738943They say Brian learned Beast Mode solely to escape people who would make her eat veggies
Helios is cute and evokes serious feelings of lust from me. I would plow her with my rock hard cock and fuck her on every piece of furniture in my apartment and office.
>>582739007
sex seven
>>582739043we know you are gay it's fine
>>582738943She'll be eating umanko
>>582738928Cute Journey
>>582738928Is she really the big sister to the tyrannical orenji?
>>582739269https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12279094
ONLY LOOK AT CURREN IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN
By the power of the 3 goddesses I am simultaneously a shota for oneechan and hag umas and an ugly old ojisan for the young and gyarumas
>>582739386Lewd…
>>582739496You shouldnt degrade yourself like that.
I feel like Helios' pussy would be really tight
I have a plan how to make insane pace for CM20, i just need Teio parent Good morning bros
Rudolfbros, I can't believe our goat is a cuck...
>>582739452I'll look at this Curren instead then.
