>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch bloodstain: >>582623697
>>582756768great OP pic
>>582756768*SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
I had crunchy granola with vanilla ergieyogurt for brekkie today
Jiggle your larders
>>582756768
>>582756768Nice image
1 person made 6 of the last 7 posts
haha six sevennnn
>>582757078Why are your posts all Canadian tier? This is just sad man. We're supposed to be good shitposters.
kemal ataterrk
die hostcels
>>582757516Based underling twinbird enjoyer. Finding these bird egg ants is anon's biggest achievement here.
>>582761012You can tell it matters a lot to him.
fuck this gay rise
>>582761732I see them nice.
It's way too early for this shit DOS
>>582761915Not your boogeyman.>>582761853The bird heads in the snow? Pretty cool huh?
>>582762017>The bird heads in the snow? Pretty cool huh?It really is. Anons are posting new bird finds every day still.
Why is the lake of Rot directly below the academy?Did Melania sneak away from her troops to braap underground on her way south or smth?
>>582762269The planet is a globe.
>>582762323I bet you think climate change is real too, sucker.
>>582759471the dsjeet is from finland
>>582762838Caelid wasn't always red so yeah.
q
>>582760718blessed weapon was so coolwish we had it in eldan rang
non-stop instant covenant invasions god3 won so hard elden shit could never>>582763579eldie rung lost i'm afraid
>>582763579Elden Ring has a few variations on it.
>>582763579I loved blessed weapon, but i really like order's blade too, despite the int tax
>>582764642>didn't brick xer save
>universal true combos >r1s and spacing actually matterIt's tempting to go back...
>>582764642How do you do that bs kill? I've seen it used before, I thought it was just setting your character speed to 0
Weird how dogshit 3 is full of cheaters
>>582765701you set it to a negative number, not 0
>>582765846Souls games are old, the only people you'd see playing them now are arrested development troons with the associated mental ailments thereof.
>>582763802Ringworm losing to god3? Impossible.
>>582765846It's only pontiff that's like that>>582765986Strange thing to say
>>582756768Sellen Wife
>>582765986true thing to say
1/3 domo
QRD on your birdschizo? He's shitting up /v/ again.
dont talk about yourself dos
>>582768416What else is there to say, he's an obnoxious schizo. Just ignore him
>>582768416An anon that is showing off all the birds hidden in the game. Causes very extreme asspains to the 2 lolbros from the discord that try to shitpost our threads into oblivion. We can do this here too so you get mad on 2 boards.
>>582768296I'm also in queue 2/3
>>582762269Coincidence.Malenia isn't the only source of rot. She just happens to be a godly representative of rot.
>>582768756sprinting to not miss the queue train did you catch a match
>>582769553No
Is Elden Ring actually good? I have played Souls and Bloodborne, but i couldn't get into ER. Should i give it another try? I'm not really interesting in online play anymore, although i wish i could play offline but read, write and rate messages.
>deviljeet and terrjeet when no one is watching
>>582770451This is seemingly what took place at the end of the last thread.
>>582770451There’s nothing wrong with bouncing on Devil’s BWC
>>582768734>the discord that try to shitpost our threads into oblivionBut in >>748687305 you are the one shitposting the thread though
>>582770451>>582771381This is gay you are gay
>>582771937Girls liking boys is not gay
>>582771540In the deleted post that isn't me? Gotcha.
GG Fulghor, I had to make sacrifices on my max hp neg multiple times due to increased tide damage but it all went okay.
gg hoarse thanks for the cool bow
gg horse you guys had some crazy damage
pls for the love of god not the hollow again
The straightest thread on vg
>>582772635Got him doing his mantras already.
>>582772470There are no girls here you tard
can you indians please stop posting your schizophrenic theories on /v/ its annoyingthanks
>>582775064??
>>582775064It's just one guy he's shitposting here too, no one likes him
>>582775501You don't like him, and your friend doesn't like him. The rest of us don't care or are also doing it too.
>>582775650No we're not. We want you to fuck off, not whatever make believe scenario exists in your addled mind.
GG Edligo
siiiiiick fucking ribbers thanks btw did either of you clip me and duch getting grabbed in the sewers last game
>>582776374gg and special thanks to goat raid, big money = big damage>>582776426that was hilarious those little fuckers got me twice
>>582770254these games lose so much of the point without the multiplayer to make it unique, most games are so boring without multiplayer now
>>582776426I knew it was going to happen when you both decided to look at orb not realizing where we were.
god i miss /dsg/...
>>582777459
>>582777252I've done a lot of pvping in the souls games, i'm just kinda over it desu
>>582777746it's fair to be over it by now, I only played these games offline once during my first playthrough to have a completely blind experience but after seeing what the game has to offer the entertainment becomes pretty much exclusively the multiplayer interactions for me, if I got tired of that I would go play a different game
>>582777459Nightmare connection
Did you guys get in on the group photo?>>582640540
>>582778781heh pp
@typeBs spin for me
When are you fags doing zdps runs?
>>582777459>no clap or waveweak banter game
>>582778870i don't have a gimmick/ritualpost so i'll pass
>>582777459>no pointdown
>>582779614I think instead you should get phlegm'd upon
>>582778781now I see it
>>582777459myshame.webm
>>582778870What is this reddit shit?
>>582779664What game?
>>582780457Shartreign
>>582780776So no dmg boosting lines including night invaders, goals, and phys/aff etc?
This fuckass delivery driver took my coffee how am I supposed to play nightreign now
>>582780951Serves you right, lazy zoomer
>>582781148no gonzalez you can't have anyone's coffee they paid for it unless he deserved it of course
>>582781148Im not lazy I just can't leave certain matters unattended
terrgawd sword of dsg
>>582780951>coffeefagDeserved
Damn, that's your sword? No wonder you lost to erGAWDs
>>582780951>AIEEEEEEE MY HECKIN MORNING COFFEERINO I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY $6 BEAN WATER THRICE A DAYshame to the human race
>>582781632anon, which coffee drinker made fun of you at school? nobody well-adjusted thinks like you
move along coffeeboy this is a tea only neighborhood
>>582775918A few of us are. What the 2 clowns from the discord want has never mattered here.
582775918replied with a serious post to a paranoid schizophrenic expecting it to understand you award
we drink bovine urine here saar
>>582781982oof still mad months later.
>>582780932I suppose
>>582781784that's for after breakfast hours, I'm brewing hibiscus tea today want some?
>>582782047When you know the history on why you'll lol at it all.
>>582781632I don't really care but I know if you're not drinking it black, you don't like coffee. You like milk and sugar.
Take THAT
good news guys my husband reordered my doordash >>582782308yeah this I agree with, coffee sweeteners are gross
>>582778781Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's dick.
>>582782354the 'ebm that saved /erg/
>husbandjeetnvm xhe deserved it
>husbandQUEEN
>>582782354Naisu.>>582782478Naisu.
>>582782478>husbandPost his Miquella cosplay or fuck off
>>582782243Well, you have to clarify what you mean. I'm not running no relics thats borign as fuck and soulless. I'll happily run vigslop, QoL slop like post-damage healing and char skills, but no dmg.
>>582782621don't embarrass yourself>>582782354I love sneaking up on those in that room during coop because it's a perfect backstab opportunity and with the vulgars it looks really funny to shove them onto the ground and I like screaming "die manlets die!" as I do so, then the coopers run in after me and see the scene
mailorderjeeta*
>>582782539What am I saving /erg/ from?>>582782867What the fuck
>>582782654my husband would not do proper cosplay with me he's just abusive like that, but Im still gonna make him wear some cheap wolf mask and wield a comically cheap-looking greatsword for halloween when I finish my ranni cosplay that I will not post here
>>582782478my groomer*
>>582783048Learn to time the CR2; this is embarrassing to look at.
>>582783351But nobaldi dies to the big squid
>>582781982Kek, he's got you riled up i see
i just got yurmed on
mmm yurmy
>>582783849I don't know what that is but I think that sounds slightly concerning, but on the bright side I got my coffee delivered right
>>582783695He's doing his inv-## 2.0 gimmick now he is too caught up trying to attention farm to notice you.
I don't get it
>>582784496gravitas is better because it doesn't have the delay
>>582784725I see them, nice.
>>582784725Short men were made to climb the mountain
>>582784725I think she's just gonna be able to make more little albinauries now that's all
>>582785126I think short men are made to be shoved into the ground and backstabbed in front of your vulgar short men friends
>>582785738Can it husbandjeet
>>582785926come step on the manlets outside gurranq's place with me anon they're just waiting there to be squished like insects
husband queen won thread schizos lost massively
>>582786521husbandjeets hulking tranny frame...
>>582786640We collectively accept your concession.
Not gonna forget about this invader this time>>582784924Oh, that's good to know. Some of these shitters are really annoying
Did nonny really say that Wylder's mission is to free Duchess so she can get creampied by truthseekers and continue their bloodline how could you call that Aryan that's so kosher and matrilineal
>post-rape death spasm after the last thread
we are the wyldiaspora
>>582786767I don't understand so am I a small child bride or a towering olympian? at least get your headcanons straight anon
>>582787632hulking child bride
Some of these stones shouldn't be locked behind a missable questline methinks
>>582787736underaged gwynevere
>>582787853I honestly think more of those stones should have been missable, you boys need to learn a thing or two about commitment and that includes committing to the one weapon you trust with your life, sure you can use others for variety but only your one True armament should be upgraded to maximum
>>582787736So, like this but without the amazing hips/ass?
>>582788351yes that but more hideous and monstrous and less cool think the end of rec
What the FUCK?>>582788207I don't really understand the reason why you think like this
Wyldcuckold
So many bell bearings in erg... That's it for now, time to resume playing
>>582788351I just asked and my husband says if anything I'm built just like midna >>582788458that movie is so so good we're gonna rewatch it tomorrow
>
>>582788778I think you may not understand it because of brain reasons
>>582789531I'll never recover from this...
>>582788778that attack was so horrific on a first playthrough especially because I was already traumatized by getting one shot many times by it in the first astel fight below moonlight altar
>>582788778I have never seen this before, why is there 3 of them???
AM I A REAL BOY IF I USE SUMMONS FOR MY RL1 RUN? I CANT BEAT RELLANA.
>>582790896she is ez
>>582790786play the game more
>>582789217>that movie is so so good wait an actual w from you
>>582785738>>582786521This is the one thing you’ve been right about
I am a winner I am always right
>>582757516I tried this in-game yesterday and it didn't work. But then I just noticed you're using the briar gloves.... o well
>>582791726no, you are a loser, you are always wrong
found footage horror is the goat nothing new here
>>582791726all you do is spew diarrhea from your mouth and fingertips
>>582791454it was one of those truly great found footage movies before the genre got oversaturated with laziness and unoriginality, the american version kind of sucked and I have never seen the spaniard sequels, have you? I wonder if they were any good
>>582757516Holy shit... holy FUCKING SHIT!!1I haven't explored Deeproot since my first playthrough in 2022 and completely forgot about this.
>>582791940yes, and? have you seen this place? it is drastically improved by the genius of my comedy
Generous Wyldowry
>>582792082that place is so great, first I pop each one with a well aimed kukri, then I shoot arrows into each ant hanging on to the ceiling so they all group up right below me, at which point I frenzy flame them all at once, usually while this is happening the host is already down there getting swarmed and panicking so they become saved by me from the ants that I aggrod
>>582785148But how? What happened to achieve that?
>>582792456latenna has the alpha gock that will flip her fertility switch
>>582792456>Oh young yet towering sister of ours. Let the birthing droplet in. And create life. For us. For all the Albinaurics.she is in possession of whatever the birthing droplet is, maybe I am missing another detail but it makes it seem like one of two things: only latenna has this item which allows the giant albinauric to create more albinaurics without needing humans, or, each albinauric possesses a birthing droplet which they must each pilgrimage to deliver to the big oneit's implied to be significant that albinaurics can self reproduce that way since they are supposed to be man-made, but as always it's sort of ambiguous also if you kill Latenna she calls out for a certain Phillia which may be the giant albinie
>>582792612oh cool, never thought about size-difference futa-on-female self-cest before
>>582792082This is a huge deal for 1 anon here.
>>582793150Interesting. It would have been nice if Latenna had a little more dialog to elaborate on this.
>>582793349yeah the same could be said for most questlines, some coherence was probably lost with the last minute rewrites as with other similar situations
I think it would have been a positive change for you to not get the Elden Lord ending without a Mending Rune, but I'm afraid that it would have caused too much mindbreaking for the normies who think they deserve an ending just for killing the final boss.
>>582793872Different cultures are doing different things to arrive at the same result. What is going on with Latenna and the big broad is similar to what the nox tried to do with their nightlords. The big difference is the albinaurics understood that all their own personal trials are the sacrifice their people made to create the big broad and make her have meaning, the nox were like other debased cultures and simply did a ritual sacrifice to try and force it and failed instead of understanding that th process happens gradually at all times thru personal sacrifice and trials.
>>582794741you know they're not real right
>>582794990Elden Ring is very real
>>582794718I think they would never be that brave anymore, maybe back during dark souls 2 or like in bloodborne, you can miss the entire true final boss very easily
>>582794990Yeah, its a video game. Did you think any of this was real? That is what is going on in the video game about a fantasy world mind you.
>>582790495>>582790786That's my first time seeing it too and I always clear that dungeon when I make a new character, frightening...
The JARWAFFEN has been weakened, I must seek an alliance with the CRABWAFFEN
i have a special announcement to make once fuck erg 133 drops
weird way to come out of the closet but congratulations
>>582797287Can't you spoiler it for us?
>>582797287You're gonna transition to an erg girl?
>>582790896Just parry her.
we must turn all the erg boys into erg girls it is our only hope for survival
>>582797972Poor guy.
>>582797972to do that you need the blood of an alpha tranny to complete the ritual
>>582797972no we need the other way around
>>582797972i am an erg girl
>>582783351You can't complain about this one
>>582798717>moments before rev raped and impregnated everyone in the room
>>582798717The right is how I imagine the older erg girls and erg tgirls dress at night
erg girl group frotting session at the spirit shelter unf unf unf
Found you bitch
i forgot how bad the enemies in ds2 dlc are
I forgot how bad the enemies in DS2 are*
¡OLÉ!
>>582798717me on the right
I remember how kino the enemies in DS2 are*
>>582798717All of these have 3 exebabies each
>>582800490larp
>kino is when ugly dogshit and tracking so true
>wizardsisters need to spend their fp to use ranged attacks
>>582798717Wyldclan restorers
>>582800490I also have a nightgown like that.
>>582800775Pictured - a wizard using a bow
Why did they get rid of pyromancy in ER
>>582791931this is true>>582791986i honestly liked the american version more than most people did but yeah the original is betterthe sequels are pretty whatever but one of them was pretty dumb fun (don’t remember which)
>>582800945more larp
>>582798945>older erg girlshow old?
>>582801361>>582800945>>582800682we love garments here on erg
>>58280145430-40
>>582800947I'm no wizard
>there are 40 year old foids on erg with dusty rotten unused eggs
Top 5 erg tgirls to frot with?
>>582801795There 2 confirmed mothers so they are used eggs
>>582801708You have spells set wizardman.
>>582801708>instant stomp after the swing kek
>>582801819princess magical spicy legend trishh
>>582801819>cupcakewould stroke your cheek and call you a good boy >elfwould make fun of you and your size but be really embarrassed herself >trish would mog you but not mind and would ask you to play with her after >slutgewould beg for more from you
probably the worst troonpo post in a month
This guy kept rambling about type Bs and then proceeded to drop his pants, be careful out there /erg/>>582801912Oh...
the teerrcucka? raped and mentally gaped
>ender lilies fan SPH
Stopping at this city for now. I still intend to kill the erdtree avatar, clear a dungeon I forgot in caelid and finally teleport to the haligtree today
>>582803076Good luck magenon
>this thread stops entirely>/v/ thread picks up a lot of pacekek stay in your lane faggot.
>>582802929That's every thread to be fair
>>582802929He is getting prolapsed on multiple boards right now.
>>582803881>>582804216post about elden ring dosjeeta
>>582803881i was feeding the cats
>>582803881I was playing a different game
>>582804541What do you want me to post about bro? You seemed to have an interest in giants in the /v/ thread that you thought I talked about. Guess we can talk about giants if you want.
do we just burn the tree in order to get inside or is it some ancient death ritualand why does the haligtree use candletree iconography
>>582805863candletrees are a reference to the spirit shelters that use lamplights to guide spirits to them. Miquella is doing the same in guiding people to his tree so they can reside in it like the twin-bird faith did.
>>582806192I love that view it's like a castle of clouds
Never realized how few posters /erg/ actually has, the overwhelming majority of posts are just dos talking to himself
>>582806672yeah nigga, we suffer to fill a 4-man fc
>>582805971ahh ooh
>>582806672The thread is very small, its mostly me (you call me dos) and the discord, that is how they can pinpoint which posts are me so fast even when I'm not talking about the bird content. If every post except a few are from outside the discord it is easy for the discord to ask each other and figure out which posts aren't coming from them.They don't like this info being out there.
>>582802298im a girl
>>582807081that's peng
>>582790896>summons>RL1literally whats the point? You're not doing this for the challenge you're just doing this to say you did it. How tf did you beat malenia if you're getting filtered by rellana
>>582807081keep dreaming troon
>>582807626even though tgirls are erg culcha stupid newfig
>>582781148even though that’s a millenitroon thing too
>>582780951what a brown piece of shit hope he gets unlucky
>>582806192The skyboxes in game are so good sometimes.
why didn't they just add more depth levels to nightreign
>>582808658Because the devs played their own game differently than the playerbase (worse than the playerbase) and thought D5 was the top end anyone would reach. The devs think people are all going to split up all the time and no one does that, everyone moves as a murder wave and it makes the game super easy.
>>582808658more like why didn't they add sote weapons
>>582810230impossible, simply cannot be done
>>582807081name?
>>582811225phoėbe
>>582811737You weren’t in the list
>>582812142what list?
why isnt temmie with us in the queue
Temmie is currently resting from our breeding session, she'll be in the queue later
Queue or China?
>>582812367We have The List™
>>582812367>he doesn't know about the thisits over for you unc
>>582807081And yet no tits with timestamp were posted.
>>582790896Use a colossalhttps://youtu.be/hcPClc1aglE
>>582808946This. They really think people aren't gonna stay as a DPS maxxing deathball all round. They tried so fucking hard with the Gladius and Balancer raids but people would rather fucking FAIL Gladius than split and Balancers often results in two players teaming up to clear shit more easily. I'm honestly embarrassed for them. They really should've seen this coming. More depths wouldn't be any fun though, they can't really make the scaling any more dickflattening without genuinely making it hard to win. The real trick would be to add more modifiers and simply add a bunch more seeds in general that have more of the interesting events happening. It's absolutely amateur trash that the game is basically abandoned and we still have seeds where Maris kidnaps you into the rain and autofails the event or meteors that land outside the circle. >>582810230>Weapon categories in SotE are WOEFULLY imbalanced and some are only 2 weapons which would make the "Dormant" SotE relics possibly OP as fuck kind of like Reapers>All the weapon tiers are fairly balanced, SotE would throw it all off bigtime>Spells would further dilute all the spellcaster loot
>>582814123NTA but I pussied out and shifted all my flasks to blue and used heal from afar on leda and my summon to beat twinmoonsloot at rl1.
phoebelvrd
>>582814409That's really fucking gay.
>>582814570I said I pussied out. The bitch will 1 shot you regardless. RL1 runs are more about gaming the systems than they are actually being good. You can be really good at the game and no hit anything, but at RL1 it is going to take fucking hours in the dlc. There's novelty in the run style but it isn't in the perfectionism of how you play, it is in how creative you are in how you can clear content gimped at RL1. Anyone strugglermanning a RL1 run dealing low damage to a boss with tens of thousands of health isn't being smart about their challenge run.
>>582801858There’s been no such proof of that
>>582805365Many are doing this
i refuse to learn elden ring and nighreign boss patterns and will be playing deep of night exclusively from now on. which character and build do i pick so that i'm only a moderate burden?
>>582814854My friend was struggling with this mindset on fire giant before the dlc came out. Chilling at his house watching him suffer and die as he did 100 damage to the giant was bad. Told him I could beat it for him first try and he huffed and puffed and tossed the controller to me.I put bloodflame blade on some raptor talons and cleared the fight in 2 minutes. He looked disgusted. I told him to get good.
>>582815124Duchess because her iframes are so fucking cheeseball you can just spam panic rolls most of the time and be a-ok.
>>582815124You'll always be a burden because you are intentionally not learning how to play the game and taking a vainglorious pride in it. For you I'd say revenant or recluse. They have the lowest hp so you'll go down fastest and the rest of the group can ignore you. That is the best way for you to not be a burden.
>>582814854>RL1 runs are about avoiding to get mechanically better at the game and anyone who tries to get insanely good is playing the game wrongSpoken like a true Elden Baby. If this was a Reddit post I'd take as fully legitimate.
>>582815352A rl1 player no hitting a boss and it taking an hour and a rl500 player no hitting the boss and it taking 1 minute are the same level of skill, one is just doing it very very slowly compared to the other. Actually using wits to get around roadblocks is what a rl1 run is actually about. Lots of people roleplay as strugglermen in these games, they are the mcdonalds employees of the fandom. Just put the fries in the bag. You're rl1 so it'll take you a while, but put the fries in the bag.
>>582800698you got him there
>>582801819>>582802298>>582807081>>582801819Wtf
'zuk it up'ludge style
>>582814291The Gladius raid isn't hard, the reward just wasn't worth the time retard. DPSmaxxing isn't the problem either. Sure you can roast dogs and goats in seconds like a dodgy arab chef, but even without skillslop and casterslop you do the intended amount of damage. You can tell because 3 meleechuds can kill a red balancer between the lunge and its first attack.More modifiers would be nice, but the 2 biggest problems are that bosses can be their easy versions, which everyone agrees is a problem, and that default player stats are just too high. That's both damage and eHP.Even if you take away the damage it just means people can invest even more into being tanky. Blue DNAF lets most characters survive non-special attacks from nightlords, and the tanker characters can survive the hard hitting moves too. Some bosses have double hits that mess with this rhythm but generally unless you're being silly you can take as many hits as you have flasks even as a frail women like ironeye. This is even more of a problem if someone like raider or guardian decides to fully invest in being immortal since they can take 6-7 hits before dying/drinking and %HP regen exists with the relic line so they're impossible to kill with the right drops. The defensive side is only balanced by the damage side being more important. Higher depths means defense is irrelevant and damage is even more king than it currently. That promotes higher skill gameplay too. The issue at the moment is the damage is mostly on easy ranged attacks despite the significant melee buffs they did last patch. If they buffed melee more, past caster/skillslop and then made enemies damage sponges then skilled melee gameplay would become optimal.
>>582815613>A rl1 player no hitting a boss and it taking an hour and a rl500 player no hitting the boss and it taking 1 minute are the same level of skillOne of them will do a lot more damage and will have a lot more options. It's not the same.>Actually using wits to get around roadblocks is what a rl1 run is actually about.You can do that, but trivializing encounters gets boring quickly if you aren't a shitter.
roll slop
>>582815305i'll try that>>582815350i'm not memorizing the unintuitive patterns of 15+ bosses i can fight once every 30 minutes that one-shot me without specific passives. the game design doesnt deserve this kind of respect
>>582816062>The Gladius raid isn't hard, the reward just wasn't worth the time retard.It pays incredibly well, you're a retard lol> DPSmaxxing isn't the problem either.I didn't say it was. I said that's likely what they didn't expect us to do. Otherwise there's no way they'd be surprised that D5 was a big group of players. Seeing how easy D4 is with DPSpilled relics, D5 not being that bad should've been obvious to them.> If they buffed melee more, past caster/skillslop and then made enemies damage sponges then skilled melee gameplay would become optimal.This just sounds like you're mad that casters are best at DPS [as it should be because they're squishy]You can't make the enemies tankier without making the game much less balanced and fun. There's a limit where enemy tanyness goes directly against the speedy ethos of the game's loop. D5 is pretty fucking close to it.
>>582816728Then go through D0 like everyone else or go play Elden Ring.
>>582817178deep of night has more customization and more different passives in addition to better rewards so i'll be playing that
>>582815124recluse, they always 3 bar anyway so you'll fit right in
nightreign was pretty fun i always carry
>>582817781name? for the tierlist :)
>>582817909ball
>>582807245malenia just stood in the death's poker trail. i'm having no such luck keeping Rellana there
>>582790896Just parry her
>>582818180she can be baited into some easily parried moves
>>582816728I'm not telling you to. You will always be a burden.
>>582810230>>582808658just goes to show how little this game ultimately mattered to them tbqh
>>582819132Yeah, the developed it for a few years and released it because it didn't matter to them.
>>582818763>>582817178>>582816146>>582815352>>582815350turboraped maggot
>>582819270Sorry you didn't like being told you were a burden.
>>582819409not your boyfriend now be quiet freak
>>582815124Double balancer wylder/duchess/katana ironeyeRecluse, beast rev, magic caster duchessJust do damage and apply marks/restage so you never have to fight the boss
>>582819627ewwwww you're gay? Did you get GRIDS?
>>582819409that wasn't me, i knew i'd be a burden i just disagree with the vainglorious part
Why is this general obsessed with maggots
>>582819820don't know but your mom cooked me grits
>>582819939My mom has been dead for 14 years. Who was making you poor black people food?
we are the maggot freaks hear us shout
>>582820053we just don't know
Favorite erg girl to play with?
>>582819879I think it's probably one of those words that sound funny to indians or similar brown derivatives
>>582820262myself
>>582819791hmmm good call maybe i'll just stack a bunch of skill cooldowns on ironeye for a ton of OP dodges + marks
>>582820240It could have been Baron Samedi in disguise, he likes to trick poors from the ghetto with grits. Then when they eat them they find MAGGOTS in the grits. Japan has their own version with rice. Lots of trickster gods out there feeding people MAGGOTS.
>>582819879It’s a perfect descriptor for one or two people here but like everything else that hits home they want to run it into the ground
>>582816830>It pays incredibly wellI said wasn't, as in it used to not be. It's still only useful for melee and that's why it gets skipped. The only person to ever complain about it being hard is greasy lol.>that's likely what they didn't expect us to doSchoolmaxxing might have been an oversight but just Phys+12 isn't hard to achieve unless you're trying to go from 0-9999 lossless on a fresh save.>mad that casters are the best DPSthey're should be squishy because they're ranged, not because they do good damage.>You can't make the enemies tankier without making the game less balanced and fun.You can. It's called depths mode.
>>582819247it mattered very little. the facts speak for themselves. it didn’t take them even a year to drop it like a rock. it was an after thought to them.
>>582820963
>>582820445wow Baron Samedi that just unlocked crazy old memories for me I think my brother had a gi joe of him from james bond or something like that
>>582821147your concession is accepted.
>>582816830>>582820886Also>There's a limit where enemy tanyness goes directly against the speedy ethos of the game's loop. D5 is pretty fucking close to itjust proves you're a shitter. In base game it was hard to hit level 15 sometimes meanwhile in depths you always hit 15 with extra change unless something goes wrong. Ending days at level 12 would be good.
>>582821250I'm glad you finally gave up. >>582821159Don't think about him that is how he finds you and feeds you maggots.
>>582820413No don't do that just use his skill+1 relic and make sure the mark is always upUse double balancer and dormant katanas and night invaders and as much phys damage you can stack on and fish for rivers of blood
>>582821159its one of the camo facepaints in cod black ops
>>582821510that’s what you did with your effeminate little twitter reaction gif actually
>>582816062Not reading the 500 essays you guys are delivering but I agree on the gladius raid. The reward is cool but man is it completely not worth it most of the time. Like if you're at the castle for example, why would you intentionally leave the place that has a guaranteed 5-6 dormant powers? For some runes (worthless) and stamina? It makes no sense. And this is coming from someone who has run builds that get maximum benefit from the stamina like fists builds or carian slicer. whenever I see people rush dogs right after basement I just don't get what's going in their heads, it's npc behavior
Uh oh looks like it's DOSjeeta meltdown hours again
We literally have a gigantic pool of chinese players that prove all you need is damage to win every run. You can't argue with the numbers.
i despise the infinite dogs that spawn endlessly if even one retard takes out a gladius
>>582821893We sent him back to /v/ to cry about birds and malenia hours ago.
>>582822031brother your izzat?
>>582822249I don't believe in izzat
>>582822172>one retardyou can just say sens, we all know who it is
>>582822364sens is cute
>>582822364sens, elf, mush, plenty of the lower tiers do itthey're just unable to stall i guess
>>582822481who asked
>>582822481rage quitters aren't cute and thats a man
>>582822552the z tiers who are unable to stall are fine because the s tiers can handle a lone dog with extra dogssens kills a dog when nobody is going for dogs and the team is all casters, big dif
>>582822689Sometimes rage quitters are cute when they come back all cucked and have to admit they lost when they bailed on you.
>>582822552I like how sens is on this list simply because he showed up in a recent gg screenshot. Classic thread shitter behavior. That anon was right about your brain being nothing but static noise
>>582822364>>582822689>>582822554>>582822552Holy schizo obsessed with other people get a job
>>582822987I said that comment about the static noise, nice, 1 more thing I am right about? I am such a the winner of erg
>>582823345This is his job and we pay him 0 dollars an hour to do it.
legend of terr
>>582823497>$0 an hourMan I wish i was getting paid that much...
I've got him distracted on /v/ sorry about slowing this thread down to a crawl because he was the majority poster here.
the yoda kat is so whimsical
Your art skills suck ass DOScuck put down the pencil
>>582821338>levelsI'm talking about loot. Dormants and weaponry>they're should be squishy because they're ranged, not because they do good damage.Meleecuck logic. Nobody would want to play magic if it wasn't that sort of risk/reward. There'd be no reason not to just play melee and bunga the ungas. Awful thinking from a seething Wylderfaggot
>>582824486trishtina
>>582824769kek i'm not your boogyman you really got mindfucked by him.
Let's tie those loose ends up
>>582823692no one wants to hear a legend about a guy getting raped
>>582824769This made him grind his teeth, keep it up.
>>582825027Berserk is critically acclaimed
>>582824895Technically we are all dos or a variation of the naming scheme. I claimed bos when we were all claiming names. Someone already claimed kos for the kosm joke no one else can pick that one.
Hide your type Bs, we have a looker here
>>582825093Is POS claimed? I know it can stand for piece of shit but I'm going to have it be Pusy On Speeddial.
>>582825093I claim NOS
>>582825561Now I'm mad I jumped the gun with JOS.
VVE MARCH FQR JARSBVRG
I'm the Creasy-Obliged Sentient
>>582825668>>582825995inshallah brother
>>582825078that’s only one part of the story. this would be the WHOLE story.
I'm going with AOS since its first. You guys can pick what it means make it extra spicy.
>>582826152like a smut book
>>582826204Arse of Sneed
>>582826204The anon that keeps insisting the games are dead needs to be EOS for end of service.
>>582826150The spirits of the fallen potentates guides us
keky just defeated a shardbearer
>>582826472I'll take it. Not really a Morrowind or Simpson fan though.
>>582826686VOS - victory over shardbearer
>>582827389raped
I think you guys are being really cringe and also boring
>>582826150enchilada
>>5828280826/10
What made the battle with Volcano Manor so "blasphemous"?
>>582827389What a strange enemy this is in hindsight
>>582816062they already buffed melee. its called double balancer, and being able to change your dormant weapon to anything you want.
>>582827905show hole and feet
>>582828131They used fire magic. That's it.
>>582779912Agreed>>582773463There’s like 1 or 2 though (probably just 1 now)
>>582828131Rykard wants to undo the erdtree with lava, it is blasphemous to the golden order by design.
>>582810230>game's MAIN SELLING POINT is that it brings back bosses from older games>never add any new-old bosses
>>582828545That wasn't even close to the selling point of the game.
>>582827389watchdogged.com
People don't understand the brilliance of IshizakiIf you want to do damage with melee you either go with the muni crybaby dregs build or spec fully into weapon skillswhat pure melee builds have over other is that you can set it up so all your attacks are refreshing your negation. You will always have succ up with claws/twinblades, you'll always have charge up with heavy weapons and fists and daggers. If you're going pure melee but not clutching up for your team you're doing something very wrong.
Does Duchesstina's restage reach ED Augur?
>>582828846can it? yeahwill it? probably not
>>582828467That's his goal, but people talk like the battle itself was the most vile, sickening, unspeakable thing in the world.
>>582828914This is the most meaningless and unhelpful reply you could have given
Instead of the Volcano Manor suddenly becoming a suicide cult, we should have been able to feed Rykard the souls (remains, whatever) of our victims to make him stronger, and then summon him (full-size) to fight the Elden Beast.
>>582829025you're welcome
>>582828132This entire dungeon is weird
>>582829025No it isn't. It's a great answer. "It CAN reach ED Augur, but it is unlikely to."
>>582829247So basically it has normal range and won't reach unless you're absurdly close which almost never happensYou guys are really retarded
>>582828937WMD and war crimes probably
>>582829345>ask question>gets answer>has trouble understanding answer>calls us retarded after answer is politely explainedwhat is wrong with you
>>582828131snakes are illegal
>>582828937What battle? When you fight Rykard? >>582829087None of them know it is a suicide cult. It is a parallel to all the other insert god here orders that are essentially tricking their populace into dying to feed something else. None of them know the arrangement they are stuck in.
>>582828132I think that there's maybe a person trapped inside of them, it's at the same time something silly and videogamey looking that would still be horrific to see if you were really there, elden ring is my favorite comedy game
>>582829494>What battle? When you fight Rykard?The Assault on Volcano ManorThe squalid, the sick, the blasphemous;a wretched, unending war with no glory
>>582829205shouts out to the jars >>582828937the battle being referred to is probably the source of the innumerable corpses on the way up mt gelmir and is probably condemned as vile because of the senseless enormous waste of life
>>582829494>None of them know it is a suicide cult.Not what I'm talking about. I am saying that I think that the writers should have taken the storyline in a different direction. I'm pretty sure Tanith knows, though.
Stop trying to make gravity stone chunks a thing
>>582829920Yes, but look at the exact choice of words in >>582829791something else was going on
>>582830049me every time I see a scholar run into a miner field to ult aksakdifbehdn stop
Why are these crippled women so tanky?>>582829920They're the most courageous warriors that I've fought with, all glory to the JARWAFFEN
>>582830501>Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)16:14:35 No.582830501▶>File: fuck erg 126.webm (1.17 MB, 960x540)-[Close]>Why are these crippled women so tanky?late game
kek that's next level quoting
>>582830078>The squalid, the sick, the blasphemous;likely refers to the people fighting on rykard's side, in other words those rejected by the erdtree who were welcomed into the volcano manor family>a wretched, unending war with no glorythose battlefields are an ugly sight where soldiers sent there have to walk over all the dead previous ones knowing that their life will also end there, the golden order knows that the castle will remain impenetrable and yet it sends more men to die gloryless and certain deaths at the hands of those they detest the most, what more does there need to be beneath the surface? that alone would would make you get frenzy flame'd too if you were there
>>582830730But even that fat albinauric does not have that amount of HP
>>582830798I think it must be a mobile poster who has given up >>582830870I like to imagine that when in doubt, it's a magic shield you whittle down type situation like in divinity original sin
>>582830395Scholars do that to level up warming stones.
>>582830730thanks for including the extra context in your quote, it was very helpful
>>582829791Ohhhh. Both sides are using puppet people to fight the frontlines. >>582829947Yeah Tanith definitely knows. I guess it was more important to drive themes home numerous times with slight variation to drive home how fucked the setting is for the average joe.
praise the beautiful spot
>>582831558>dying for an arteria leaf
>>582831325>when the emissary trumpets hitmmmm
>>582831638That's a stonesword key, chud
Revenant gets too horny againhttps://files.catbox.moe/phmc7s.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/cy107f.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lq8cko.png
>>582831782Oh no who will stop her rampage??
>>582831770oh nice find, wanna do a gaol?
>>582831770It's even worse then cause at this point you have nothing to use them for.
mans said age of abundance on national tv I fucking hate miquella pedophiles
Anyways, that's enough for today
>>582831782amazing art and personality on the depicted characters
>>582831032>mobile posterNo, I just accidentally selected too much text. It's way easier to make that mistake on a computer than on your phone.
Gravitational Missile isn't BROKEN Anymore
>>582833476also way easier to delete and fix it innit
>>582833476good job mate
>>582833725Not worth the time, faggerty. More amusing to see people's reactions.
>>582833861yeah fair 'nuff
>>582833725>also way easier to delete and fix itif you're asking about pc vs mobile, it's exactly the same
Welp, switching from twinbird kite shield to sunrealm shield for outfits in co-op has been disastrous. I've grown so used to the passive on the twinbird kite shield that going to a less than 100% shield has rekt me.
>>582831782>>582831940>cooldownnyoticing
>>582831782erg girls with the body type on the right?
>>582834907with pictures its 2 minutes cooldown not 1 30
>>582835508Ohhhhhh
what to do before miqy's rune breaks?
>>582837323Moore's quest, which just gives you Pickled Liver recipes. Not really worth it.
This one still makes me laugh
HALP! Get us out of this whack ass crystal prison! I don't want to be a humanity or behelit! Some bitch in here is saying she's my mother you gotta help me!
>>582837656The one of the left looks like a basedjak of the dragon from demons souls
>>582837551both the ones you posted were good, I felt them
>>582837865>>582837656Shut it dosmaggot
>>582838126KEK
>>582837961I have this feel that Elphael is reserving many more moments like this
>>582838273Embarrassing isn't it. Almost like he does it on purpose.
>>582838126clocked his ass and instantly made him bust out the inspect element good work king
>>582838592triggered him into doing his clocked mantras on himself.
>>582838273 Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)10:35:30 No.582838273green arrow inspect element green arrow phone posting, maybe he's just addicted to calling people samefag like anons say.png (7 KB, 455x100)
>>582838804>more raped schizojeet samefag meltdowncinema
>>582839162funny jokes knowing what his typical go tos are when he gets blown out. Poor guy has been doing this for like 16 hours today alone.I've had to deal with him for years doing this. I pity him a lot.
>>582837656they were just ripping off the mage robes from morrowind
>>582837656>formless mother>her form is right there to see
>>582840805so peaceful
>>582841041So calm.
>so peacef-*braaaaaaaap**pfffffftthhhhppptt**brrrrrrrthhhpt*! Scarlet Rot !
where do i go next
>>582833217>personality on the depicted characters that's legit true though, take this image for example. they're perfect>undertaker the unamused/menacing one>duchess the shy one>recluse the playful/lewd one>>582831782thank you based novelai anon as always for your contribution
>>582841656Grace in the cave by the central river then go south down the river.
>>582841656there's a bridge to the green area somewhere in the castle
>>582840805Fap time
playing an entirely different game
I haven't been here in years. Has it ever been confirmed Malenia was a lesbian?
Is there a mod for Elden Ring where I can play with a CPU companion at my side?
>>582843170no
>>582843170yes
>>582843170maybe
>>582843170can you repeat the question
>>582843170No but we all collectively agreed she was yesterday. Really good timing on coming back years later the day after we talked about it.
>>582843718You forgot "I don't know"
>>582837656>woman holding a baby and reading from a book>baby grows to a child, reads book himself, book is changing into 2 birds>woman or boy now grown to a man holds up arms summoning a demon, the book turned into 2 birds is now 2 birds in a nest or chaliceWild
>>582843402Yeahhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/8046
I could queue?
>>582844295Velka
>>582840805Made for Miquella backshots
>>582844618finally I can put the worst part of code vein into elden ring
>>582844631how bout instead of queue you shoo
>>582844849kek
>>582796473I wish they still did stuff like that honestlyKind of annoying but soulful at the same time and very rewarding to uncover
>>582844702Formless mother raising up a child. That is who is associated with briars and blood.
>>582844618Thanks!>>582844849Just gonna make them invincible but fun for another playthrough to have a waifu by my side
>>582844920Nyo, i'll queue for a little bit
>>582845078It's dead so there's no point
Fukushusha
>>582845075I love boobs
>>582845324i guess i'll find out soon enough>>582845417The japs usually call her fuku-chan
>>582845573It's dead
>>582845417
>>582845417bitch
>>582845613doesn't matter, i'll still queue for a little while
Nani happened?
Welp, vacation loops engaged.
>>582820886>he only person to ever complain about it being hard is greasy lol.That's not true.I said the *last* dog is hard, because the additional little fire dogs create too much interference. To which, other anons agreed.Also, I've played with you all, so I've seen you all die to the Gladius raid at least once, if not more. So it's not like I'm the only one out there struggling.
Did someone dodge libra? What happened
>dodging goatif the queue isn't dead it deserves to be
>>582845821>>582845881>>582845882who dodged? name and shame
>someone dodges>no insta requeue well I'm gonna give it 2 more mins before i leave
the most powerful move of all is to not play...it's pure realpolitik
still queing or did I miss the train?
>>582846068stop being so obsessed with other people you freak. Creasy ought to go scorched earth on your ass.
>>582845860Surprised he held out as long as he did honestly. >he came back to my /v/ thread that was dead for an hour+ 1 minute before he started his loops
>>5828461263/3
>>582846070>>582846126I'm still queued
>>582846225>>582846261nice thanks to whoever dodged
>>582846304no problem enjoy your run
>>582845860>>582846185Vague posting weirdos.
>>582846143just a bit of banter mate, no need to get so worked up
>>582846392Not vague if you are a reg here.
>>582846592It's vague."Vacation"? What? "Loops"? Huh?"/v/ thread"? As if we know what your threads look like on /v/.Nobody is thinking about your comings and goings that much.
>>582846940Not if you are from here broski. It is generally good practice for new users to lurk (this is reading but not posting) for a few years so they can be knowledgable about a board or thread's culture when you start posting.Hope this helps!
fuckin lolski
kowalski...
>>582847079Lurking 4chan is like hanging out at an insane asylum recreationally.
>>582847218yeah it's hilarious
>>582847218Lurking is what it is. When I first got to 4chan I was lurking /b/ and they were all laughing about some girl that was posting nudes on /b/ and then killed herself because anons did the shia lebouf flag tactic on the public playground outside her window and sent the nudes to her school. This was back in like 05 or 06.
>>582847209I miss those birds… the twin birds… of ‘gascar…
gg white birds
gg balansaars
>>582850072gg
>>582845324>>582845613Guess the queue wasn't dead after all huh
>>582850358Its super dead like its been for a long time.
>>582850358It's basically dead fr
elf eating beans
>>582825027Immediately shut down that cuck
>>582850278you're beautiful
>>582853323mushpaki is pathetic
gg baby augur. at least we got FSB for night 2
>>582849041Oh yeah, fapped to those
gg small fishnon-ed just tries to annoy you to deathand I got this relic, pretty ideal for pest/caligo
elf x rope
>>582846094aye (yuh)
>>582854168Couldn't do it myself. Like a week prior the real mitch kid killed himself because of his ipod and everyone called the girl female mitch because they looked identical.
Randoms sure can be retarded sometimes (wylder was 5 barred too)
>>582856327That wasn't clip worthy. Those were pretty reasonable deaths.
>>582856626shiftjeet gets rollcaught as Duchess somehow so xhe cant talk
>>582856713what a noob kek
>>582856626to be fair to them I can be pretty retarded too sometimes
>>582856876That was a fairly reasonable death too.
