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Tachyon LOVE
>arima kino>look inside>frontslop
>>582771218Actually I was looking at her armpits
>>582771223Dumb fussy baby
GREATESTREATEST
Cute wife
what for dinner
Digitan LOVE
>>582771417DO NOT REUPLOAD
>>582771352>>582771352>>582771352!!! pacenigger alert !!!
>>582771408
waheyWASN'T ME THIS TIME I'M IN BED
>>582771396BRILLIANT Umamusume researcher striving to better the worlds understanding of these mysterious creaturesAlso very cuteAnd only a little reddit
>>582771352frontslop is miles better than xogslop
>Agnes Reddit
Tanhause gives racist energy
>>582771218erotic
>>582771813All umas should be racist
IT'S FIXEDBUT WHERE ARE MY APOLOCARROTS CYGAMES?
>>582771954you will get 5 jellies
hey
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek 9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder
>>582772138>5 MORE jellies you can't even useThey would do this
I love obsessive and mentally unstable girls!
fusu
>>582772156Hi
>>582772604
>>582771641shouldnt you be at work
>>582772156Yo
>3spd>Constant single rainbows>Not a single triple At least i know i can easily hit enough stam/power/guts. Now i just need some double rainbows so I can afford to click wit.
I'm tired this morning. Spent all night fucking Daring Tact.
>someone in my club who has only ever used the same uma for their avatar swapped to xmas scarletshe's too powerful...
>>582771139One thing I don't get is why do you guys refuse to click on this?
orenji
>>582773097My avatar has been Kingu since the beginning and will remain so for quite a while
I think all Naritas are ugly.
>>582773247How about you click on this?
wife
>>582773402Brian is objectively smoking hot
>>582773385Mares...
How does sex with mayano top gun feel like?
>>582772604>>582772716holy shit, slightly stale kinda new fuso (to me)!
>>582773260we mati-can't live without the orenji vitamin C
I love my genius wife!
>>582773489Hotdog in a hallway
Why are the horse women so dumb?
>>582773489Like putting your dick in a chinese finger trap.
>>582773489illegal
>>582773589This is true!
who thought + skills were a good idea
>>582773461>cucked by another uma
>>582773602>>582773670which one is it???
>>582773247no one actually cares and ops get vandalized all the time
thank you for listening to my test
Reminder: Fat-free chocolate pudding have zero fat, so you can eat them all you want without gaining weight.
...
>>582773601I'm dating your daughter
>>582773763whoever designed the game was not thinking at the time
>>582773776Uma Musume?
>>582773879chink detected
laurel is a DYKE
>>582773417>go back to sleep>but i'll make you something to eat>eat in your sleep???
>>582773916/tv/posters revealed themselves a few days ago and now we're stuck with them just like the /ck/posters
>>582773916grok likes testgrok says cry at home>>582773925kinda rude ngl>>582773930hot
Will you be rolling?
>>582773763>>582773903what's so bad about them? I don't get it.
>>582774047No, she's ugly and non-meta
>>582773872This is a curren disinformation campaign.
>>582773892you treat her right or Pandora will kill you
>>582774047Nyo, the next dirter I'll roll for is my bro
>>582773879that's racist Bamboo
>>582774047no she's a dumb bitch
>>582774047if she was turf E i would consider dickpulling
>>582774047yes she's cute and round and meta (in my heart)
>>582774108Fag
>>582774050i could be wrong since i just started loooping but they can only be inherited in the scenario they were acquired, in this case only in urawith that said a neuron activated and i can keep looping until i get it reliably and i get a better parent, but overall it's maddening to add 2 versions of a skill, even more because in my case i can't consistently get S on ura autos
>>582773872Fat-free products often replace the fat with a heaping amount of sugar, often resulting in a worse-for-you product had you just consumed the normal one
>>582774136>fat prostitute >ugly daughter
>>582774047Yes, I will be dick rolling
King Wife
Post images with deep symbolic meanings
>>582774165>fucking your bro
>>582774165>>582774541
>>582774047nope, she just looks like an alternate special week which is already boring enough
>>582774541Yes!
>>582774185>meta (in my heart)The summer alt is actually OPOG is also good theorically but they Cygames didn't understand that 3-4th accel is not easy to proc in dirt
>>582774541My genes...
spes
>>582774521
>>582774521Symboly Rudolph
>>582774827Don't worry, your sons look like a mini version of you in return.
>>582774889Skipping her shitty banner
>>582774681She looks as much like special week as Suzuka looks like Biwa what are you talking about?
>>582773872
Most umas are too short so you can't click on their pussy in the lobby to make them say their voicelines but Hishi Akebono is so tall that clicking on her pussy works
>>582775037>abusive nature
>>582774521deep symbolic meanings: vore
>>582775037
>>582775059Thanks Falco
>>582774815She so cute with the glasses so why she doesn't have it with the race wear? RobRoy and Journey have it on.
>>582774895STINKY
>>582775219Too much dirt on her glasses
>>582775059useful knowledge
I popped a tenner on the christmas banner and got these two from the directorhow good are they as parents for late surgers? I assume vodka is at least good for petal to the metal, but apart from that is she better than her base?
>>582775276
You don't like Transcend because she's your bro
>>582775171
>>582775321Kingu is good as parent, vodka is not
>>582775337Customary French greeting, different scents for different occasions
>>582775306You wasn't supposed to makes sense...
>>582775443Sex genes too strong
>nonce woke upseahours have begun
>>582775343Yeah, I like her because of her voice.
More like Tokai 2400atk or 2800atk and 1000 def
>>582775509
>>582775443Ugly whores
>>582775526flat chested boys shouldn't cover their nipples
>>582775718I didn't post a picture of your family faggot
>>582775621???
>>582775621Bro it's almost midnight in SEAThe ones who are waking up are Americans.
>>582771954Most you'll get
I already have aces for CM20...I can make them a bit better probably, but whyI probably should start insane loopas for CM21
A new encounter between Jockey Kenichi Ikezoe and Orfevre, both achieved the triple crown making him the seventh TC holder
>>582776062>ewwww this guy STINKS
>>582776062
>>582776324>camera guy can't shut his mouth>orf instantly reacts "fuck you looking at, fatty?"
>bro hours
>>582775874>t.admire
>>582776151Last year wasn't nicer>>582776324Always cracks me out how both look into the camera, comedic timing
>>582776520hons hate ugly tiny person
>>582776452Oh yeah
>>582776513WHICH ONE, RETARD
umajp invasionlet us MERGE TOGETHER AS ONE
>>582775321Vodka is an easy looper. Gold nimble + gold pedal gives you 70% to spark each. Making it much easier to do nimble+pedal+stan+racing
>>582776896She'll never marry her childhood friend
>>582775392>vodka is notis that just because the ult is worse? from what I see she has more innate late surge skills than base>>582776819that's what I assumed, I see she gets full throttle as well
Sex. With horses.
>>582777138>t.Mr. Hands
A nice American girl
>slopit really is sea hours
>>582777138hard agree
reminder that ebayan is a CONFIRMED spoiled yadda brat during her off timeyou have been warned toreina
>>582777456That's the downside of being the trainer of a super star
Merry Summer
>>582774895Lemare...
>literally a NTR picturelaurelsisters not like this....
>>582776813It was the Divegrass nigger that split us off in the first placeTriangle or something
>>582776520It's always funny how this is the guy who rode him for years and a TC but somehow doesn't feel like that at all, looks like a stranger
>>582777601stop being an insecure brown
>>582774895Why do I feel nothing for Teio yet I'm insanely attracted to Venus?
>>582771495waterstart fasting
>>582777601Umas only fuck other umas
>>582775059???
>>582777565>full tp DANCHOU!!!!!!!!!
>>582777729>only eat twice a daywas i a tamamopoor all along
>>582775059>>582777847DUMB FALCON DEBUNKED
>>582777565>Full tp>No auto runningMambwo...
>>582777601>on our way to fuck your trainer
>Why do I feel nothing for (ugly uma) yet I'm insanely attracted to (good looking uma)?Truly a mystery
I got 2130 carats today alone
>>582774047nah
>>582777847doesn't work for me
>>582777265Her tits aren't that big
>>582777729fasting is a meme.never do that.
>>582777893I used to live with a single meal per day, and cope with coke zero when I felt hungry.It has become 2 now with overnight oats in the morning, and whatever my meal will be for the whole day.
maruzensky LOVE
Tanhauser should get a christmas outfit
>>582778304LOLOLOL MY WHOLE PERSONALITY IS I'M FROM KANSAI LOLOL I SURE LOVE OKONOMIYAKI AND TALKING REALLY LOUD
The strongest running style? It depends on the track.Experienced trainers are able to identify this just by looking at key points in the racetrack
>>582772880nyo..... I left at 3
>>582778304Only us phoneGAWDS get to touch our trainees umankos directly with our fingers to make them respond.
>>582778480tamabwo 1 bag of rice is like 3 dollars and will last you a whole week...
>>582778654What are you doing to her
>>582778506
>>582778087Kek
>>582778087basedfuck Mayafuck Hishiamafuck SaKEKra Laurel
does anyone have that one image of winning ticket?
>>582778758making my punny wife happy
hey hey hey heeeeyyy
>>582778861Sorry, I don't save images of uggos
>>582778802>>582778654>>582778506No hags
>>582778861Which one I have dozens
>>582778979
>>582778894Ohaimairu
>>582778979You just contradicted yourself
Good morning friends!!
>>582779137Howdy babydacchi
>>582778750I'm managing with half off deals and I tend to overeat with Rice
how do I find myself a baddie like this IRL?
>>582779028>>582779041this one, thanks
>>582779195>baddiePost one first
>>582778372when you're legally married to you (retired) (adult) trainee... do you both sleep naked together? I don't mean just the seggs, do you get to wake up in the morning to the musky smell of naked umanko? Is this what I'm missing from my life?
>>582778894>coal burner
>>582779137hello fool
POST MORE HAGS
>>582779292I did
>>582779182>>582779374Hello!
>>582779195join /uma/club, i hear there is someone who looks like that in there
>>582779383if you insist
it's a new day!
>>582778979alway<s knew yo uwere sea
>>582779195Well the first step is to move to Japan
>>582779350Me on the right
>>582778894Good miling!
>>582779526She really is a baddie. Almond Eye is so lucky.
>>582779137
>>582779674
>>582778894Let that hair down, slut.
I got base Oguri from the Xodka banner, how do I incorporate her into my loopa? Do I just replace one uma that cant run as many G1s as Oguri in the cycle?
>>582779631I don't appreaciate that sub
Ban messagesGlobal doesn't have the bottom one yet, its the same as the top except>Active subscriptions will not be cancelled>If you purchased a subscription please note that it must be cancelled though the platform in use.how evil...
>>582778802why he bald
>>582779864who asked
Gao~~~
>>582779870>cheats>WTF WHY THEY EVIL???
>>582778087Good one
>>582779347
>>582779962I did
>>582779870who even is sweeping anymore
>>582779870>netflix and literally any other sub service are hoping for the user going for a free trial to forget about it, racking in free income>cyjew will literally ban you and let the subs keep going even tho you literally cannot access ithilarious
>>582779986I didn't get banned bwo...
>>582779137Hello babydachi!
>>582779712yaayy...
Guhruzensky
>>582780043every top club
>>582780043I am/Uma/Club member btw
>Ms victoria playing in the lobbygot me pumped
>>582780278holy slut
>>582780289>>582780278sex
>>582780278She exists to me now. Kisses.
even my dailies are bricked..............
oh my god they hate her ass
>>582780204
>>582780631>V More V
>>582780278Whoa
>>582780686umama...
>>582780686you're not gonna believe this one
>>582780631>using the tranny hag>ever
Compatibility is irrelevant at this point both your grandparents need to be final speed or something equally useful
Marusexky
*gives you Sunny Days ○*
>>582780964No
>>582780996rape squad
>>582780984compatibility is relevant because if youre a dude but youre only compatible with another dude then youre fucking GAY
>>582780996sex marrysex marrykillsexraped by
>XOguri of long (Blaze Brian)>weaker than XOguri
teach me about sex, Luna-sensei!
>>582780996man i love hags
>>582780996Sex Sex Sex Sex Ugh
>>582780964As soon as you click that she will show up in the daily shop every single day
>>582780996slapsmoochmarrysexsilly
Lets do some lobbies bwooos5170668151706681
my dad called me a faggot today
If your danchou is younger than you, thats basically rapebait isn't it?
>>582781127ssssssssssssssssssex with teacher
JPN2 (international listed race) Nippon TV Hai race tomorrowThis was the prep race for Forever Young last year before he won BC Classic
>>582781297Sorry wrong image
>>582781297My dad has been dead for almost 20 years and I still call him a faggot
>>582781338>used good>raped by her fat coworker
>>582781321which club is this
>>582781116What about Frontniggers again?
>>582780664cool!
>>582781493did you know?if you were to gather a bunch of mirrors and all point them on a singular spot, the spot would never get hotter than the source of the light (the sun as example)it's some physics shit or something, I thought it was interesting
>>582780964CONGRATULATIONS!I'm so glad I have her and can make my own front parents.
>>582780278Jesas she is hot.
>What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
>>582781686>Gentilfags protecting the White raceBased
>>582778894>>582780278new umama uma?
Damn>late start9076872590768725
>>582781686
>>582781803she'd be the ara ara version of the sexy teacher in Miru Tights episode 7.
>>582781528holy projection batman
>>582781803
>>582781923she's already literally me
>>582780278WTF I LIKE MILES NOW?
>>582781734What about magnifying glass? it's burns
>>582781338For me it is Nanasaki Ai
>>582781926CM20 lobby One more pls
>dirt>mile>3rd corner late-race>extremely short last straightThis is the ultimate front CM
>>582782261Truly a choice of all time...
>>582782252I could have worded it bettersay the sun is 6500 degrees celsius, that's pretty hoteven if you were to take a mirror and focus all the light into a singular spot, it would never exceed the temperature of the sun itselfhope that makes more sense
dont laugh
is it true that all modern race horses are basically pace or late
>>582782642who is the ponytail girl near the far right
>>582782642>>582781338
>>582782642Forgot the sister and 2 tea club senpaiAlso picked Ai for sex voice, while Kaoru is sex hair
>>582782672>Not This Time!>9th
time for my 5 meal of the day umamusume pretty derby
whats the point anymore
>>582782952Spe I'm watching your stream why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit
Don't ever tell me short hair looks better than long hair again
>>582782836Meisho Tabaru is a nigeFront runners and end closers are very rare but they are overrepresented among very strong horses
>>582783119forgive my ignorance but isn't cheer king an end, mostly for her ult
>>582783184>>582783213short hair (can) looks better than long hairlong hair (can) looks better than short hair>>582783294espo SEXO
Man I’m so poor
>>582782596Are you sure you're looking at the right track? I don't think Tokyo Dirt 1600m looks like that
>>582783184
Rip, it's hard to be a witlet, Ramonu cant come soon One more if someone wants4486335644863356
Luna, I will never forgive Cyge for making such an awful third outfit to you...
>>582783454Sex with Flash
what are the chances that niggas discussing hair here are bald
>>582783213short hair (with twintails) do look better
Isn't this kinda crazy?
>>582783561I LIKE THE SAURON CROWN
>>582779870hachimibwos...
>>582783465This is the GM Kashiwa Kinen dirt CM
>>582783454
>>582782642for me it's 7 and 8, with 7 just barely edging out 8 for 1st place.
>>582783613maybe if it had 6 groundwork 8 long
Friend got me a Manhattan Cafe keycap set for my birthday :D
>>582783561She will but she won't forgive you for calling her troona
>>582782490Sunday-sama...
>>582783741happy birthday cafe bro!
>>582783402I'm sure she's better as an end closer, but I'm building her as a late parent because I use a lot of late surgers (she starts with D in End before inheritance)
>>582783764obsessed
>breakup arcKino....
SEX WITH BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>582783621>Sauron Crown...........what?
>>582783741Damn that looks clean. Cafe a cute as always
this event is kinda gay....
>>582783294so round...
>>582784065It's the same as this
Umm this is a little explicit, no?
>>582783892understandable, i hope RNG gives you better runs with her!
>>582784169it's just a hug gwo
>>582784065How bad is it? I'll probably just skip them all for quick carats
>>582784176thank youI didn't inherit Restraint on that run so it didn't matter anyway
>>582784065Why is Daiwa lying so obviously, here?
>>582783946
>>582783741HBD
P E A KEAK
>>582783567Many are saying this
sex groove looks good in literally anything
One more pls4486335644863356
>>582784393did Rudolf get a 2nd alt or something? Gametora doesn't have anything yet
>>582784438whenever I see images like this I think it's club chat getting leaked
>>582784679I hope mine doesn't or I'm cooked
>>582784679might aswell be
>>582784108Flattie Falco and Curvy Curren
*prepares lotion*
>>582784642
>>582784823They're both boards
she's so fucking pretty
>>582784506she has microbikini under that coat because she's a voyeur slut
They made up, yayThe Holidaymas event ends on a happy noteThat being said, Laurel's subplot is weird and almost unnecessary, I'd even say it feels forced due to how one sided it was. Like you could switch Laurel with Biwa or Hishiama or Maya and nothing would change.
>>582784985WHEN I WAS
>>582784896Kill me
Thanks for joining!
>>582784985holy shit it really is a Sauron Crownabsolutely based, would pull/10what a killer alt, wonder if it's actually good.
>>582785053Well, you have to introduce new characters from time to timeOld ones get stale after a while
cute yuribait event was cute. those winter coats are hot as hell for some reason. Not sure why
>>582784985>have to wait years for this kino skin
I woke up feeling very sluggish today and I was super sleepy all morning, more than usualThen I found out I left the stove on overnightUma Musume
dasca looks so weird without her gigantic twintails
>>582785143>wonder if it's actually good.Pixel perfect 0.45 current speed and 0.3 accel for every Japanese medium/long racesUnless they spam overseas CM she's the new Orfevre but way stronger
>>582784985Coulda sworn I drew this exact outfit on my edgy OCs when I was 13
luv me some kingu
Hello.My precious friends.
>>582785450I think it makes her look regal and classy, which has its own appealFUCK I want to pull for her, but I must remain undistracted
do i get chipotle or chinese food for lunch today
>>582785494thank you Maru
>>582785678actual chinese or panda express?
>>582785678poke
>>582784985Powerwolf ahh fit
>>582785760panda-express tierthough now that you mention it there's a legit szechuan restaurant i could order from, too>>582785776hmm nah not usually a fan
what the fuck is her problem?
>>582785678chinese for lunch feels kinda heavychipotle
>>582784985she traded infinite power for her boobs
>>582785651just oneeeeee cheeky tenner
>>582784912why is she eating crayons
>>582782836lovecen is supposed to be pace but he broke the conditioning in his last race and ran as nige
>>582785884>dagi beardTachyon nooooooooo
>>582786280
>>582786280lol
>>582785486how do you know it's perfect, the description just says "far from finish line" not late race
>>582785967STOP SEDUCING ME YOU REDHEADED TSUNDERE WITH BIG BREASTSGODDAMNIT
>>582786280Sir, you must think of the advertisers.
she's so silly i love her
I accidentally got a job at lovcen instead
>>582785886The 2nd half Laurel scenes gave me actual secondhand cringe especially with Brian clearly not giving a single fuck the entire.
vodka isn't snowboarding anywhere in the story.... they just gave her those goofy ass boots as a joke....
>>582786597Do not the horse
>>582785886God bless whoever it is at cygames that REALLY loves this ship even though no one gives a single shit about it.
>>582783741Happy Birthday bwo!!
>>582786654Windy is the same age as Hishiama (aka a senior) btw
>>582786341>far from finish line"ゴールまで遠いと" just means you can only activate it if your uma is 600m or more from the finish line when she enters late-race. Basically if it's a medium or long raceThe only other condition is be in 1-6th but it's pretty much guaranteed with that much mid-race
>>582786846Lolibaba windy...
>>582783741happy birthday cafebro!
>>582783741Why don't you talk about your girlfriend anymore?
Horse pussy
>>582786779they've stopped trying to push this ship outside of star blossom (and it's barely there as well)
>>582783741
Another day of 5 borrows with 0 long SWould love to slit a niggers throat from ear to ear right now
>>582786984We love lolis doe, not double digit hags
>>582786984pedos are disgusting creatures
>>582783741HBD fellow cafebwo
ブイが目覚めた
>>582787142you need to use Long sparks in order to get Long S, you know
>>582787052what the fuck is that ugly shit good for then? wasting art resources?
>>582787245Almond milk
I keep only getting 2/3 daily shops from my 5 TTs and daily races
>>582787261funny and evil falcopost, rare
>>582787338get fucked
>>582787261I need to use your mouth to release my semen
>>582787052BasedBrian x Hishiama is the superior ship anyway
>>582787145sure lolibro, its okay to invade and ruin our community by being a toxic weirdo
>>582787052I sincerely hope it gets some kind of redemption in the later chapters because laurel seems absolutely fucking pathetic with how one-sided that ship is. brian doesn't give a SINGLE shit about her.
>>582787526It's true because I want to have sex with both of them
>>582787592we love umama and v here so true sis
>>582787526wait, laurel is a losing heroine?!
>>582787314Almond milks me
>>582786875That could just be distance which is how orfevre works, not specifically late race
>>582786984>>582787203>pedo boogeyman out of nowhereSeek help.
>>582787420don’t be mean
>>582787245who the fuck uses "mezameta" as woke up loluse 起きた like a normal person
>>582787592It IS okay, we rule this board after all
>>582786846my uglyass short inumusume...
>>582786654hngh~
>>582787754You need to excuse him, that's what the prompt in chatgpt gave him
>>582787745my bad wrong general
>>582787261Thank you Falco I appreciate it Falco I want to rape you Falco
>>582786654
>sudden whorren posting>sudden yuritardationhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>582787725its as if some of us are normal fans that dont spam gooner jokes?
>>582787402it was easy! I just thought, "what would Curren-Chan say?" and typed it!
>>582787526they don't push this ship anymore either
cunny! cunny! cunny! cunny!
>>582787676>losing heroineMore like a losing side charactera yaya, if you will
>>582788296didn't yaya end up fucking the MC at the end of the ln?
oh we’re anti pedo now?
>>582788080nigga how does one read star blossom and not pick up on the fact that laurel and brian have the most one-sided """""relationship""""" ever.
what ifumas kissingbut they're both boys
負け Debut
Vivlos would do this
I wish I could find happiness...
>>582788553you mean like boyumas or
>>582788481it'a a tsubaki/laurel manga, ackshually
>>582787705"If you are in the midpack or in the front (1-6th) late-race and far from the finish line (600m+ before finish line) get current speed and accel. Effect is tripled on a Japanese turf race"They couldn't make it more concise, this is literally "Check" skill description without the final corner condition. There's also a pace/late condition so I think they didn't want to add medium/long on top of that (Again this is literally the same conditions as Check without final corner. You can read it in gametora)
Post them
V is no longer an officer...Something tells me uma&co did this swap to troll a community event but I'm not quite sure why
>>582788653Have you tried finding happiness at the bottom of a bottle
>>582788627I’m unconvinced
>>582788713I'm not against gay shit, but man her trainer is so awful this pic made puke
>>582788481>read star blossomNobody does this.
>3 Mejiros in the top 5 least popular trainees>"b-but that's not pouplarity" it is, it means that no one places them as team captain so they have to borrow them to record themMejirofags, your response?
>>582788553it would be narusasu. bakudeku. astayuno.
>>582788798why not
>>582788553that sounds fucking stupid and you're a bad person for even thinking about it.
>fine I got my 2 speed cards to orange before debut I'll be bathing in rain->no rainbows at all during junior year>2nd glued run in a row before classicI'm about to have a melty
>>582788798My stable
>>582788858point deduction doko?
>>582788860Alcohol and painkillers only ease up the pain for a little bit but said pain always comes in the next day.Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>582785678Chipotle if you haven't decided already
>>582789114The host would have to grow a pair to do that
>>582789120Just take moreLivers grow back
>>582788798sure
>>582789031God I LOVE this artist's boyMeno
>>582783741Those look great, happy birthday kafe friend
>>582789484that's just normal fenomeno
>>582789219I wish but I need to work as well so my precious companion bottle needs to stay at home.
>>582788882But I did.falcofluoridestareimage.png
I'm detecting some female (biological) posts.
I like supikiI like cryersI like babydachiI like mambro... postingI like Nice NatureI like Banchou I like danchou
>>582789660nyot possible
>>582789660how did you know?
need men ugh to take advantage of md
>>582789410She'd be so easy to pressure into sex
>>582789031I'm not a fag if I said I found this kinda hot, right?
>>582789660must be the wind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihuy_-Dmekc
Noting down the name of every anon who was caught snacking
Should I leave Mambo after the freebies?
>>582789484Their normal fenomenomenomeno is nearly the exact same so I don't really care all that much for the guy version. cute though
>>582789759> I am seeing some round squaresthis is what you sound like, desuthere are no women (ie humans born with a vagoo) on /uma/it is known
>>582790014Ugly brown uma
>>582790032>he thinks he has a choiceyou're getting kicked bro
>>582790086This, can confirm it's only dicks in here.
>>582788868Star Blossom is awful overall, a shame for the characters involved
>>582789662I forget I love Kris S postersAnd no snaking posters
>>582790032mambwo nyo
>>582789873Even easier than Taiki, honestly
>>582790032mambwo...
>>582790032I did this
>>582790086This. can confirm that only microdicks run this thread
>>582790032I left those losers a long time ago.
>>582790083Fenomenomenomeno is extremely feminine, though. Especially when women draw her
>make a funny mgs joke>browns are so obsessed they miss the pointmany such cases
>>582789878sis....
>>582789878just say you like dudes nigga. it ain't that deep
>>582788858methinks he'll enter without an officer and their danchou made him an officer just to prevent trolling
how do I get this uma to wink at me like this?
>>582790032mambwo nyo...
>>582790032You shouldn't left a healthy A+ club just because you don't like them. Unless you are one of the flatliners, you can just die and uninstall if that's the case.
>>582790621He did enter without an officer role the first time
>>582790621He's going to be promoted to danchou for the race, mark my words
are we ever going to get another installment of Cingray? I really want to see Super Creek winning the Akiten
>>582790032Yes. Mambo died with K*b. I'm waiting for an offer myself. t. Mambro
>start a clanker run>set a 50mins timer>"okay now I can play other videogame unti-">DOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
sooo, not saying i'm leaving my B club BUTdoes my 70 mil monthly fan count get me into anywhere?
>>582790032Only if you join TamaLove if we have a vacancy at the end of the month
>>582790553I don't play unc games sweety
>>582788798
My Arima team? Has to be my oshi Oguri Cap
>>582790871we are never going to get anything at all in any shape or form.
>>582791037unironically, oguri on longs is actual sovl
Fuck off we're full
>>582790625Reminder that Brian would rather find a nice photo spot and take a selfie with Groove than stay with Laurel for more than 3 mins.
>>582791108Of course
>>582791095
>>582791149Tama is never fullshe's too poor for food lol
>>582790473She really isn't, at least if we're talking about her body. But I guess you can Believe that if you really want to
>>582790032Great, now mambros will think that was me when I leave
>>582791173i know. and i want to take advantage of her vulnerable state to manipulate her into sleeping with me
Hate that plus sign. Also hate shitty 1* whites
>>582791320nah, she's full-on shoujo heroine
>>582790952that's A+ bottom earner
>>58279095260M is enough for A+ clubs around 2-300 rank.
Mambros...
>>582791563>>582791676This only works with a heavy carry>>58279095270M is B+
>>582791783which B+ danchou are you
>>582790952I've sent a dm, we can continue this conversation in private. Looking forward to a fruitful encounter
>Instigating fear when Mambo just hit the 200sNoticing
>>582791783>70M is B+so 100M is A+? Or is it 90M? why are you lying so obviously? what's the point?
>>582791783>70M is B+You forgot your Oguri smile
>5 guys from the same S club in my follower listI'm in the big leagues now
Ok, managed to reach the 60M quota.
>>582792125Anon is about to get gangraped by THAT club's members
Post possessive Umas
mambogeddon for real this time for shure!!!
>>582791864>>582792116It seems it has slightly decreased since the half TP URA event but it's 67M for top of B+ right now.>1958474852 / 29>>582792048about 90~100
>>582792284cornell umaversity?
>miss the bro postingNyo...
>>582792287
>>582792354Don't base it on discord clubs. They have absurdly high amount of quotas for some reason
>>582792287Oki
>>582792354>>582792048>>582792558>3222474023 / 29111M per person. If you have a carry of course it is lower
ass
>>582792354the 29th just starting lil bwo, divide it by 28 and use the monthly not the live fan count
>Mambo Rank 300>TamaLove Rank 313>Brick-182 Rank 316it's not fair
>>582792558>for some reasonit's because discord clubs ran by brown danchous are sweatshops that kick asap so they lose more followers than they gainliteral black company clubs
>>582792723>1958474852 / 2869M>3222474023 / 28115MSomeone didn't go to school. A smaller denominator makes the result bigger.
Why did she do it?
kek
>>582792875using the 29th as a basis for fan results is retarded given that the day is not complete retard
>>582792732Autisuma is our last hope...
Its true what they say about Biwa Hayahide, she got some big boobs and a large head lolololol
Reminder that this is the canon wife. This is who cygames wanted you to love.
>>582792903Something something golden path
>>582793010So instead of 67M it's 69M got it. It's even more validated that 70M is right at B+There's no way you can fucking spin this unless you have a autistic danchou carrying the club
>>582793016>Autis/uma/ Rank 523nyo...
>>582792732Why is that?
yeah, i'll stick to my club rather than worry about being dead weight
>>582793307I was promised mambogeddon
>getting to speed lvl 5 1 turn before it endsthe game rubs all over your face that it gave you no speed rainbows
>mogs your DanCHUDHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>582793573Almost every danchud is retarded and autistic. You can leech off of them as long as they're the top performer in the club.
>>582793573I wish the flatliners in my A+ club have half as much self aware as you
>>582793573Personally moving to a discord clubIt has been really comfortable, and the numbers aren't too hard to meet for S
>>582793034Incorrect, this is the canonically best wife cygames has ever made
>>582793716had a feeling but now I can confirm it's peak SEA hours
>>582793034>This is who cygames wanted you to love.I love all my Umas, even those I would not fuck.
>>582793697Mambwo...
>club ranked 381>average monthly fan gain is 1.787B>divided by 30 = 59.6M >60M/month per club dacchi is more than enough for A+ rankthis is not hard
>>582793218in a perfect club everyone would be working equally. unfortunately, we have some in a+ clubs making b earnings
I love her
>>582793690Which danchuds are not
>>582793716
>>582793949proofs?
>>582794025Me :3
>>582794025Keb
>>582793230you made me check
>>582794124Yet they betrayed him
>>582793925Jesus Christ you cannot be this retarded.Sure find 60M members and see how it works out for you, can't fix stupid.
>>582793034explain
>>582794107it's in the pudding
>>582794107
>>582794438what's their quota again?
>>582793925The average includes all months, 1.8B is no longer enough for A+.Autotraining has inflated numbers way too much for that.
>>582794438This is not what a healthy club looks like
>>582794025autistic dancho>autis/uma/>/uma/club>mambo>umadashnot autistic dancho>brick-182>dacchis>tamalove>uma&co>honsefun>buttsweat
>>582793949No one cares about a perfect club. Anons are too awkward or autistic to leave unless they're kicked.
>>582793949Bwo half of every A+ are doing B+ numbers. That's why some anons are pushing for THE MERGE.
>>582793034>>582794338Remind me again which uma was the FIRST uma you trained after making an account, the FIRST one who greeted you and the FIRST one in your main screen
>>582794438ay caramba, las tama mentiono
>>582794615>fat cownyo....
>>582794487I have no idea as I am not from there, but it is proof of a very unequal A+ clubAnother example is autis/uma/, they implemented a quota last month which I find too low and they're struggling
The current discussion is so inane and fabricated I don't believe anyone who actually plays this game would genuinely engage with it. So why are these tourists so annoying?
>>582794737Oh yes!
>>582794438>600M monthly>20M daily>each fan run gives you 1.1-1.5M>13-16 fan runs/daythis isn't really possible without using Sweepy.
>>582794438>600mImagine using sweepy just to keep your shitty A+ club afloat
>>582794818End of month means layoffs and hiring. Nothing insane about it.
Anons did something change with auto training recently? suddenly the same decks fail to get me 1100 stamina?
>>582794615based
>>582794438Holy basedA true leader works hard to compensate the weaknesses of his men
Just blame Mambo.
>>582794874He's not going to /Uma/Club you freak
>>582794438fucking botter club, why aren't they unlisted yet?
>>582794974This is why danchous are autistic>>582794942No just variance between trainee and scenario
vodka is a pure maiden
>8M/day is required to be an S-ranked club, just barelyno way I'm dedicated enough for that, fan runs are shit and I'm never doing one.
holy SEX
>>582794762The quota at TamaLove is 1 (uno) run a dayI'm out of borrows so if you excuse me I'll queue fan runs for the next 14 hours as that seems to rattle some anons
>>582794542>umadash>honsefun>buttsweatThese leech clubs should be removed from the /uma/ club list since literally nobody talks about them.
>>582794615Cow game.
>>582794438Almost all of our A+ clubs are carrying their own flatliners that they wont oddly kick
>>582795202>washboard assew
>>582794438It only looks like the top line was botting from the 1st to the 9th
>>582795182Boyumas are all virgins against their will
>>582795192...Independent training exists and makes it even easier because you don't need B/A to near guarantee a win for the fans.
>>582795273It's one of those no quota A+ clubs (flatliners favorite)
>>582795273it's called loyalty, not acting like cheap whores that need to change their men every month if they don't perform
>>582795298fixed with color
drama?
>>582795025I'd put so many babies in her
>>582795364Tamal con crocs....
Stop shit talking TamaLove!
no drama
If you don't want a quota just join Mambo
Tama would definitely use sweepy
>Ugly, small, small dick, poorName an uma compatible with me.
>>582795471>t. leech
>>582795471umama...
>>582795471How much dick do you need to suck to stay in?
>>582795751tama
the merge should happen but the danchou should be someone with the most plat titleswe could easily have another S rank club
>>582795664Are uma tails an erogenous zoneI wish I had more erogenous zones>>582795751are you fat and bald too
>>582795751Oguri, you shouldn't be so obvious...
>>582795858>are you fat and bald tooNo
>>582795704Didn't a guy quit because n*** said he wanted a quota next month
>>582795912I need her so bad...
>>582795781Hag
>want cutesy interactive romance before sleeping>too lazy to write compelling prose with the chatbothow the fuck am I supposed to sleep? ASMR? none of the prompts I want have had any good uploads this weekuma musume
>>582795751>UglyCurren. She likes ugly, fat, smelly, balding men. >smallSirius. >small dickCreek>poorMejiros
>>582795358oh I know. But that's 8+ fan runs per day, not counting parent runs and ace runs. the juice is not worth that kind of squeeze unless you're a borderline buhi spending carats on fan runs
>>582795852>someone with the most plat titlesYou're putting work and effort on someone who probably gives no shits on this
Tama-chan is so cute tho
>>582795751Did Tamamo post this?
>>582795968is the quota in the room with us right now
>>582794438Tamabros... just imagine...
Need /uma/gf (male) for this so bad
>>582795968no. Mambo's rule is still 1 career every 3 days. Mambo is doing fine, stop spreading baseless rumors
>>582796082>MejirosI don't think Ramonu or Palmer would accept him, Dober would kill him.
>>582796232If you're gonna post boys at least post cute ones not whatever the fuck this is.
This thread is so ass
>>582794438>>582796226someone post mambo I wanna compare
>>582795038Of course not, we don't let botters in /Uma//Club
>>582796408
>>582796225Is what I said untrue?
>>582796340desu
>>582796340>black artist
>>582796542yeah
7 and all clubs shpid disband and stsrt over with each respective danchou taking turns drafting their members
>>582796272hot
Yeppers' racing outfit looks like the default dress your umas wear before you unlock their racing outfits
oh wow HE is back how refreshing
>>582795751Teio
You fags are so defensive when it comes to leeching
I'm going to the other thread, this discussion is boring
>>582796478>brick is losing to this
>>582796478did you post a chart from the other site just to make it harder to compare
>>5827967017 and i rape furawa without her consent
Is anyone actually waiting for a club opening?
>>582796783Brick is the SEA club afterallbeit
the entire curren bloodline are whores
>>582796847Here you go
>>582796726Better to shit in the sink then to sink in the shit
>>582796756>N-no but you should be loyal! Y-you can't complain about your FRIENDS who never talk in chat, do nothing but request shoes (sometimes sashes) ONCE a day and have 15M this month! It's called not being ungrateful!!!
>>5827967717 and currenwhore stays here and sucks my dick
>>582796923its okay when she does notnot the other WHORREN
daily seven
>>582797078>789!!! haha, get it? because, 6 is afraid of 7 8(eat)ing 9, so they can't 67 no cap?
>>582796935Mambo is clearly the healthiest club out of the threeI think you guys should stop bullying mambo
>>582796916>ugly gyaru
>>582797237All the clubs should band together and bully /Uma/ Club instead
>>582797078gyaru sex and marriage>>582797085dog sex and marriage
>>582797216Total boomer death
>>582797321We were doing that until they twisted the narrative
Can you explain why this exist?
remember when V got 6th and /uma/ club got 9th and 15th? lmaoooooooooooo
>>582797346
>>582796935How did mambo bounce back from being on the dreaded A fence last month? Is the plan on implementing quota next month still in motion? (a guy quitted mambo instantly upon hearing this which is still funny)
cumming on SiL's navel
>>582797489>englishSoullessThe jokes are funnier when I can't understand it
Who cares
>>582797489foursome is the best solution
>>582797601Yes we're instituting a 3m/day quota next month
Falcuck.
c*rrenwhore
I care
>>582797601No they wont be a quota. There will be no further action, unless we are on the verge of dropping out of A-rank.Thats Mambchous word. Shame he left, he was cool and one of my fav. mambros.
>>582797736Hey, change it to a weekly quota or I'll leave.
>>582797631Spics jokes in a nutshell:1. Hahaha Sex2. Hahaha MILFs
>>582797571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlu4NKzDl1Athe strongest /uma/club members are worse than V grim
bread?garlic?
>>582797931didn't know spics were based
>>582797989Pudding
>>582797820no you dont
Ogulin a cute
>>582798070>NTR outfit
>>582797601Mambochou said that instead of a quota he'll be rolling a seven sided die at the start of every month and kick someone from the bottom seven earners based on that
>mfw no drama about brick
Allen is fat bald and 40
>>582797820if you cared about him you wouldn't have done what you did
7 and next bread uses she as image
>>582798245good
>>582798201brick stopped being relevant after Hayashi quit
>>5827982457 and Laurel is BANNED
bread for the bread thread
7 and /uma/ takes a break until euro hours
I will make a bread now
maybe we'd be better off if this was the last bread
>>582798451Gay hours?
7 and /uma/ doesnt make threads in euro hours
bwead?
7 and I stop baiting for the day4 and I continueanything else and I squeeze another one out
More like Sakura LESBIAN LOL
>>582798403Fatfuck
>>582798451but it's peak EVRO hours right now
>>582798610>>582798610>>582798610
These are Euro hoursliterally eating dinner and shitposting right now
