Previous: >>582798610Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>582825760What the fuck is THAT
autis/uma/, yes, THE autis/uma/ will have ONE slot open (one extra slot is currently reserved) in october for dacchis who wanna be in an easygoing, comfy a+ club that has a small quota of 45million (thats only like 1.5 clanker runs per day!)on the first i'll kick our one flatliner (idk he probably got drafted since hes russian) and our low earner (who is expecting a kick :(. )if you give me your id now, you'll be first in line to join our club as soon as they're kicked on the first at resetotherwise, apply in game and i'll accept you when i can
remember to do these
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Qe3yfMhttps://jiggie.fun/Qe3yfM
hey
this is me and my b...boyfriend...
Is this plan TOO smart for an American?
>>582825959yurr
>>582825959eughh
HOEH bros... one run I will definitely get lucky and become the happiest anon around
Tachyon LOVE
URA, Unity or GLwhich one do you bet on?
Digitan LOVE
>>582825997how can one refuse Taiki's hug?
sex with post retirement umas
Is fucking King Halo good for you?
>>582826114so closegodspeed falcobwo
>>582825959Why is he brown?
did you know the japumanese word for trainer means prospective victim
does a watch order even matter for the anime or can I just watch it in release date? just playing the game isnt enough anymore
>>582826374regular ejaculation moderately reduces the risk of prostate cancer in men
>>582826378Teio is not known for having good taste
MERRY XOGURI! Umatism has 1!!!! open slot>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoes>don't die or i'll kill youReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.
>>582826494You can watch cingray first and then RTTT and then new era and then s1 to s3Or release order, but if you're too much of a normalfriend you may suffer culture shock.
>>582826374first-rate sex!
>>582826494every pretty derby season and spin off anime are self contained basically
>>582826378males are naturally darkerI'm also very pale...
>Run 4 stamina cards on +15% stamina uma>Set auto run to focus stamina>Run 1 (one) speed card borrow>More speed than stamina, clearing 1100 speed before 1100 stamina that i've never once hit for all this time tryingwhat the sweet fuck do i have to do man
>>582826494there are three "main" anime franchisesthe main umamusume pretty derby is season 1 -> BNW OVA -> season 2 -> season 3, most people agree that the first season is substantially weaker since they were just starting to figure out how to adapt the horses' racing careers and the production values are a lot worse. seasons 2 and 3 are a lot better but teio is a more compelling protagonist than kitasanthe two movies are part of their own canon you can watch them wheneversame with cingrey
I'd like to put my baguette in her warm buttery croissant and shoot my oui oui in her
>>582826723stam sporks
>>582826723>autothe bot is retardedI can get that stam with LH + 1 stam card
hmmmmmmmmmmt dancho
>>582826646does that order go in order of keiba eras?>Or release order, but if you're too much of a normalfriend you may suffer culture shock.ive played for like half a year if thats what you mean, ill be ok>>582826659>>582826729fair enough
>>5828269847 and meisho taberu loses his jockey but wins the race
Good job being nice to each other last threadIgnoring the schizo and just talking to HIM like a normal anon
>>582825743come here kitty I have bread for you
>>582827051Dude Yutaka Take taking a tumble at his age could be really bad
My trainee broke into my fucking house
>>582827126get over it you whiny CUNT
>>582826984four decades of trying to take that stupid ass G1 trophy only for it to be finally won by a son of Gold ShipThis must happen
>>582827126Shoot her. Especially if it's Nature.
>>582827206Doto…
>>582827126you should have given them the keys beforehand retard
>>5828269847 and Gold supremacy becomes real4 and Japan never wins the L'arc
>>582827126
>>582827080purrrrrr meowwwww!
>>582827050the order I gave you is keiba eras, yes
>>582827336How could you not be horny for Kita?
>>582827126It happens
Allen it's doing it again
>>582827126Door repairment is not covered by the rape insurance policy.
I thought Autisuma was an ally to Umatism and rivals with Tamalove, but last thread showed me it is the other way around, interestingIt seems autists hate each other
>>582827351that sounds pretty novel so i like how your route soundsmight supplement that with the real keiba storylines afterwards because these horses are da best
>>582827574bwo we like eachother... we just both want new dacchis in our respective clubs...
>>582827456https://youtu.be/ebsnSQ0w0xo
I love my genius wife!
>>582827336meoow meowww nyaaan~
>>582827658kek
>>582827673Do you have a good relationship with your stepdaughter?
>>582826723you need to run 9+ stam sparks
>>582827698nyaaaaa~
kon
>>582827336>>582827698FRONT RUNNER SEXO RUNNING TO THEIR FRONT SEX
>>582827875Hard to say since I don't have her on JP, can't get her, and even if I did I wouldn't translate her career the way I did Pandora's. Just gonna have to wait until she releases on Global. That being said I lean more towards liking her since doing Pandora's career.
does anyone have low roll bare minimums ready545797485457974854579748
>>582826723stam sparks or 3 stam and LH + 2 pal/group cards
>>582828045yea my front is scuffed tho
>event with free charm since forever finally gave me charming>showed up after summer of senior year
The fucking cats are mating on the roof again
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582828259Why aren't you?
>>582828178>>582828259
>CF
REMINDER frontrunner = gaybottomspace = chaserssurgers = straight switchclosers = virgin
>>582828465what about it
>>582828313One day the digit will strike 4 and your destiny shall thus onward be written. Will you have the bravery to face your condemnation, or will you yell out to Shiraoki, only to be met with silence?
>>582828045>oh wow that kitasan stole 1st from p2 that's actually impressive nornally that doesn't happen>looks inside>hesistant front runnersFuckin degenerate
Please, help me with a deck for the next CM.Any style works.
>>582828537Whatever, virgin
>>582828537
>>582828656>malding mark
>>582826419That explains why Grass Wonder is so keen on dominating me.
>>582828376
Dober is really fucking hot
7 and the japanese win the prix de arc this year4 and they never win it
>>582828553Yes, she's the guardian of Fukukitaru and her judgement is fair.
>>582828817
I bought more chocolate milk today.
>>582828875>not just making it yourself
>>582828817IT WILL HAPPEN BROS
>>582828727It just works but getting hesistant inherits is too bothersome in GL. I've won the sprints with hesitant hints in my umas so thats that
I truly hate you guys.
>>582828817Nice! All-in!
dober more like dough bar (fat)
>>582829017>>582829081
>>582828662Late Supreme SpechudRob Roy + KSB + Jordan + Tachy wit + Dasca wit + borrow LHStamina + cheeky wit sparks, look for scramble.Don't know what umas you have, but this is very copeable with your witleck + LH-let deck.
>>58282804566 fronts in that lobby
>>582829380Childhood friend romance is gay
>>582829489it's only good when both friends are male
>>582829250Nice desu waaa
>>582829250umama... another loss...
>>582829193My umas, which ones I can use?
>finally seeing those G+ ranked umas in the umadex event>stacking umas like pokemons nowgod DAMN I love this event, it's an absolute blast!
That "baka" was way softer than I expected...
>>582829565this
Reminder: your body burns the most calories while you sleep. So a midnight snack won't make you gain weight!
>>582829687Kitasan, Seiun, Opera mutated to frontEndcloser Spe, TamaSuzuka if evos drop early
>>582829489>>582829565all of you are giant nonces
>>582829565Dober...
>>582829751>So a midnight snack won't make you gain weight!it won't, Falco, but as you yourself have demonstrated in your pic...........it will turn you into a COW
Sex with Daring Tact
>>582829751If she was rounder, she could probably fuck her Torena.
>>582829790Thank you, fren.
>>582828741>>582828376>>582828259>>582828178Fuck off tranny
>>582829790>Suzuka if evos drop earlywill evos actually make her competitive? It's hard to believe>bad native skills, Unrestrained is turbo useless>Concentration good for avoiding late start but that's it>terrible ult>weak midrace>ok growths but not great (10% guts sucks ass)she's my absolute favorite uma, but building her SUCKS because of those disadvantages, Bourbon just wins most of the time.
>>582830210Yes.
>>582829694SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>582830062What a motherly build...3D cannot compete...
Which uma makes you the horniest?
just a room545905635459056354590563
have nyot made a single ace, when is the cmmie
>>582829687You could try a similar setup with what I mentioned before using Doto, Brian, or Maya (OG)If you want to try fronts, you can also use KSB + SMaru + Super Creek + Tachy wit + Bourbon wit + LH borrow and play McQueen (base) and Seiun Sky. You need 2 at least.
>>582830316
>>582829694Haruka Amami from The Idolm@ster
so tired but must stay awake until my clanker finishes to queue my next clank
>>582830347I only get horny when I see an uma implemented in a game or showcased in the anime
>>582830489>>582830316Die already
>>582830210unrestrained becomes a current speed skill on top of providing accels, concentration also gives you acceleration, her unique gets a second proc on the last spurt
>>582830419
>>582830639Stress makes it hard to sleep too
>>582830785>unrestrained becomes a current speed skill on top of providing accels, concentration also gives you acceleration, her unique gets a second proc on the last spurt>unrestrained becomes current speedOH MY GOD
this is a bad time to join rooms...
>>582830832yep yep I'm building two murmurs
Didn't post the Gwass one previously, only Sei left now but gotta wait 12 more days before I get her
>>582830419>3 hesistants double murmurmaybe second wind and final push wouldn't be so bad, but I doubt anyone will be this filthy in cm
>>582830926it's a bad time to be in this general
>>582831054>he took second windretard
>>582830469Ok, I'll try to experiment on that after the clanker ends.
>most scouted Uma is Yeppers
>>582830062I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>582831145can you read? I haven't taken it yet I'm just considering it
UmaLeague live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XaW7_lmxPg
>>582831240it's esl hours my dude
>>582831240retard
>>582830923How come Suzuka gets these shit while Teio gets midrace accel with lane movement speed
>>582831240Niggas here are illiterate and they don't play the game
>>582831329because she's the GOAT
>>582831329orenji privilege
>>582826723Borrow MLB Riko
sexual week
>>582831329BECAUSE
>>582831329i let cygames do it because shes from my favorite gen, my bad.
>>582831570lots of salmon nigiri on that table
How long until GL is over again? I can't take this scenario any longer.
>>582831524this makes her look like Eriswhich is inaccurate for at least two very large reasons, but still hilarious
>>582831803Just 3 more CMs2 if you skip frontlongslop
>>582831849>skip frontlongslopEvery single CM you're skipping X slop. Do you ever play?
Which would you prefer? Partner running with me or practicing King Commendation? I shall allow you to choose.
>>582831952I played Mile CM. Skipped both dirt and medium by using 1 clanked Oguri + 2 debuffers. Got to A finals both times.
The finest-smelling erasers.
>>582831329Teio actually gets strong mid-race for medium
>>582831952Long is slop until further noticeMedium is slop until xog gets killedDirt is slop until we get more dirtersTurf Mile and Sprint are kino
What are the odds of encountering 4x Murmurs in open CM?
>>582832098I choose C. A date with King Halo!
>>582832098
>>582832248so what will you say when sprints become machanslop
>>582832352we love machan
>>582832352Taiki can win so its OK
>>582832286for longs? about 35% in A finals
Dia is touching me... aaahn~
>>582832352i love taiki and macchan and curren so im fine
This general is alrightwe can all share machan
>>582832352I'll choose to win instead
I had a dream where Keen Eye decreases current speed by 60%.
>>582832248Sprints are gambleslop.
>>582832352Perhaps you forgot someone
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs 9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt
>>582831329Someone on Cygames waifus Suzuka and another one Taiki, they get absolutely busted evos, strong alts, and the moment Suzuka finally starts to get outclassed, she gets her potential 7
>>582832352Machan is cute and very soft so it's ok
>>582832741oh nyooo gambling in my gambling game
>>582832789How come Suzuka hasn't gotten an SSS alt like Taiki though
>>582832352more like machangem
this run feels pretty goodhow about I ruin it
>>582832987That's coming in March with her sexsuit alt.
>>582833071How about I have sex with you instead
>machan this machan that on sprintsDid people really forget about an Unity Taiki putting a bunch of recently made umas to shame? Do we really have this many retards around?
>>582833071
you all suck
>>582832786Douzo.
>>582832987Both base and swimsuit Suzuka are super strong after evo skills drop to fix base Suzuka? Meanwhile Camping Taiki is only good for global because we got the early fix for N&N, and then Taiki got her second alt recently so it hasn't been powercrept yet in JP.
Machan's tits are too big, they make me go insane.
>>582833131It's shrimplesimple enabling fronts make pacekeks sweat because that means the lobby now has anywhere from 1-4 fronts to push them out of position
Orenji
>>582833159>>582833123no time for sex we high rolling
yeah, I suck the sweat off my trainee's pits and underboobs
>>582833131NUnity is shrimply that better than GL
>>582833302That's nothing special, that's a requirement to be a trainer.
Puppy-chan~
>>582833419fat ass thighs
entire run went to shit cause of a 4% chance failure early December
>>582833280You could at least give me a blowie while you play I'll move my hips so you don't have to think much about it hehe
>>582833503
>>582833626V no one wants your chode
>>582833639
>>582833696You seem to want it since you are thinking about him right now lol
>>582833194Daily breastfeeding session.
>>582833626I'll blame this on your absolute abhorrent post.
I used to like Curren but her being attributed to dramaposting really turned me into a falco convert.Helps that curren posts are bottom of the barrel in quality while falco posts are usually funny and at times helpful
>>582832740
we're progressively losing more witchecks every day
>>582833796>talking about yourself in third person again>just like the mental health postPathetic
>>582834067okI'm not the original post, or the post you replied to so I'm an entirely new person to this conversationyou could have just ignored it from the start
My trainee asked what kind of perfume I use, and when I said that I don't use any she started breathing funny. Should I take her to the infirmary?
>>582834067>projecting pete
sakoora rorel
>>582834217No it means you should buy a perfume
>>582834217make sure the acting medical staff is also not an uma, preferably male.Give Tazuna your live location update.
>>582834217Definitely. Make sure to take her by yourself so she doesn't embarass herself.
>>582833946Everyone is saying this
>>582834765is that irl shichi
>>582834765giving xavier renegade angel vibes
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/aIDvhVhttps://jiggie.fun/aIDvhV
>>582834823ye
slurping kingpits
What is your opinion on moms?
>>582834823
Need Cesario agp nonny bf...
>>582835026i should read her story, I've gotten spooked by both her units and haven't really paid attention to her beyond when her clanker bug existed
>>582830172
>>582835164stop saying this be patient I don't even know what she's like
>>582835253I found her story to be pretty neat
Take two:https://files.catbox.moe/7s18fg.mp4Butt edition:https://files.catbox.moe/u6i9z8.mp4Outtake (NSFW):https://files.catbox.moe/bk0za7.mp4
>>582835358...need you
>>582835519our class rep does not have all that
>>582835358die faggot you will never get a bf youre hyper mega tranny gay like your uma
>>582835519I regret clicking these (I only clicked the first one)
>>582835681Yes, that is what off-model means
>>582835519Redo the NSFW.
>>582835548we're too far from each other for anything like that
DNI!
>>582835519this would make her a bad sprinter.
I can't help but think about a certain mare
I CAN'T FIND AN EISHIN FLASH IN THE STUPID EVENT
eughhhh hours indeed
>>582836114Tell that to Akebono.
>>582836212yurr
>>582836165That's because everyone has VFlash
>>582836162
>>582836212Now you're in the soup!
>>582835961i will get on that plane right now don't test me
>>582836165thats because nobody has flash
what happens in the london vip room stays in the london vip room
>>582836165Okay complaining always worksFinally my umadex is complete
>>582836314I feel bad about making ppl commit to something big like that
>>582836305>yeah little boy you'll grow into a fine man one day hehe
Some anons need to be raped until morale improves.
>>582836360Because it got discontinued in 2020.
>>582835519>https://files.catbox.moe/bk0za7.mp4
>>582836162It's been a hot minute since I've played Tsukihime, but man alive I think you're right anon, Akiha does have extreme Dober vibes.
>>582836664Just use ruffle
>>582836162>>582836712only know these guys from melty blood
>>582836227
>>582836165You know what's worse? Going three whole days without realizing you don't have a veteran Opera O despite training dozens of them as GPs in the past.
>>582836654I don't think rape is a random act of kinda nice
>>582836627why? are you planning to disappoint me?
>>582836640It's okay when woman do it
>>582836821Good thing I have Nyopera
>>582835856I'll give it a few runs but it'll probably be full of weird errors unless I get really lucky or put a lot of effort into fixing it (I won't).
>>582836926nyo...
>>582836926So do I, but I apparently glued all of them like a retard.
how do you even
Machan would post drama
>>582836947Has any A+ club ever successfully pushed for S? At least /uma/ club actually hits S+ when they intend to push for it.
>>582837172Other than uma&co I don't think anyone seriously tried or cared to
>>582837134Machan would avatarfag and be accidentally annoying
ugh...MEN
>>582836873not at all.it's just a lot of effort for like...a mentally ill nonnydon't think it'd be worth it from your pov
>>582837348>accidentally
>>582837172no. I know, because I was in the second-highest ranked /uma/ club for a year until clanking, now we're stuck at 150-190 rank whereas prior we'd be 115-125
>>582837283not even they seriously tried or cared to despite what the narrative is
>>582837109if you keep failing trainings, your get -stats. that's how anons are making G-rank umas for the umadex event.
>>582837470>a bad in the butt
Just take your meds
The max points you can get per scout race is 1050, right? Since teams don't go above SS
>>582837782
>>582837618pls eat my dick brian-chan...
>>582837782ougghhh but i'm just a mentally ill lil nonny how am I supposed to do that...
>>582837172>>582837283lollmao
I'm excited for L'arc anonare you looking forward to the race?Hopefully Tabaru can finally WIN
>>582837892oh righthow could we have forgotten... I suppose not being the schizoposted club does that to you
>>582837470Dober's bad butt...
>>582837947I thought you meant the scenario. Carat calculator says I can't afford Gold Ship and I'm not aware of anything else worth pulling other than ECP.
>>582837406most things that are worth a damn take a lot of effort nonnyyou are not mentally ill just different, like me, we are weirdos like many othersbut if your mind is not on this adventure we can just not commit to anythingdreaming is okay too, silly
>>582836947Why did umama leave uma&co if they're going for S rank? No shit replace one of their bottom earners with umama and they'll be S rank right now
>>582837947script already droppedtaberu is getting kwab'dJockyless Admire terra will win and get DQ'd
>>582838050you both are 100% mentally ill
>>582838069But the post in that pic is Umama after leaving Uma&Co
>>582838069no we won't actuallyand we were not going for S rank. It was 1 guy pitching, and then 3 other guys going "ehhh whatever" with no commitment in the chat while the rest stayed silent (not supporting)also umama left because xe's just a mentally ill person who does stuff on a whim
>>582838069To do the erp you're seeing above since their chats kept getting leaked
>>582838219
>>582838050first step to healing is accepting that you are ill, nonnies
When did they change the UI
>>582838341It makes no fucking sensedoing it here is just airing out the business for everyone to see and subjecting yourself to the archivesat least you actually need a leaker to be assed enough to leak club messagesliterally just go to discord if you want to erp in peaceis it just attentionfaggotry?
>>582838519I HATE CLAUDEFUCK SLOP UII HATE CLAUDEFUCK SLOP UII HATE CLAUDEFUCK SLOP UIWhy do websites keep doing thing fucking stop this is ugly as sin
>>582838540>is it just attentionfaggotry?DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
>>582838050idk I guess I'm wired to do an all or nothing approach so I kinda get caught up in all that pretty easily, hence my 'confusion' I often talk aboutit's not like I'm opposed to it, it's just...a lotnever know what I want or anythingwell, except for a boyfriend, that is a mustbut everything else? idkstupid brain...
I'm buying a small Urara so I can shove her up my butt.
I give up on this pokedex autism. Nobody plays Winning Ticket or Super Creek.
god damn and i though i was mentally illat least its not this bad
>>582838519opus 5.5 came out a week ago
>>582838681Use your own?
>>582838684What is ill about it? I'm autistic
>>582838721Nah. The stats aren't worth wasting 30 tp.
>>582837947Daryz wins lol
>>582838069Because uma&co isn't going or S rank.it's less retarded to farm S rank in the post-independent-training world, but still not enough for most people to care.
>>582838681you just need 50 umas, you don't even need everyonethe UF insanity makes it super easy to hit 170keveryone has the team skill umas
>>582838849i am too, so idk
>>582837892>not posting the farewell letterWEAK
>>582838962what do you even get for 50
>Wants a BF without doing everything before>NYooo IT'S TOo MUCH
>>582838849I have all the namefags filtered, so the retards and the retards talking about the retards all get filteredmuch comfy, desu
>>582839080>what do you mean you don't want to date me
Pacify your chud with this neat trick while supplies last!
The only way this place will get a second S club is, unironically, through a merge, which is why I understand mergeanon trying to push itBut that will never happen, gathering around thirty anons around one idea is an almost impossible task, it is hard enough already for /uma/ club itself
>>582839012maxed out bonus for point gain or something idk
>>582838721>>582838962Actually after starting climbing ranks I found and scouted both. Weird shit I tell you.
>>582839198They should add a cool looking title for S rank.Then it would be worth it.
>>582839198Miss Grass please remove your /uma/ club pin before saying such things.
>>582839198even if all earners who make 300m+ form a giga club they wont be able to actually make s
If umami is the Dancho would you accept the 2nd S club merger?
why is b+ so hard to keep
>>582839363fuckin' who?
>>582838625hehe that sounds like you, i feel ya on thatit really is not a lot when you think about it for awhile, it just is a very long processlike what we would do if we wanted to commit, just move to the others country and start living there? is not like we can do that instantly, as much as we want thatbut yeh i'm not opposed to it eithercome home girlfriend
https://poal.me/ujjw2o
I thank god every day that my club has no notable members namedropped here
>>582839198We're too deep in club tribalism for a merge to work.
>>582839428Start kicking dancho
>>582839627V is kinda functioning while Umama isn't and also goes into literal brainlet episodes. He's infinitely more annoying with his ego though.
>>582837846Thank you Kris...
>>582839834This, one is a just a sociopath and the other will unironically slit their wrists one day
found a soleful team
>>582839428bwo? a+ sure, but b+? do people in your club even play the game?
>>582838003
Looking forward to the next year
>>582839772Dacchisbwo...
>>582838937I can't wait to see villain Creek animated. https://streamable.com/orxw4r
>>582840004>he has no FM no Tachyonbricked poster...
>>582838519they added Mobs page though
>>582839772mambwo...
Remember: snacking is not allowed unless you have one of these cards
>>582840442
>>582840442my fuarking hero
>>582833419meaty in all the right places
>>582840314Those Cingray manga teasers are really good.
>>582840442hoLY SHIT
>>582840314I am the heel of my club and now look at us in the spotlight
guess i'm a bird now
>>582840314>I can't wait to see villain Creek animated.are they really doing another season? We get to see Super Creek flat-out rape the AkiTen? YOSSSHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582840957>that nameI'll thank you NOT to talk about my penis, thank you
>>582841486Give them an inch, they'll take a mile
we fucked
>>582841486dont worry, i hear thats curren's prefered size
cum: retained
>>582841591they'll take a what?
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>582842203said no one ever
>>582842203many are saying this
I jokingly offered my trainee a piggyback ride a while back and now she wont stop bothering me about it
dead gamedead general
Hokko from Temu
>>582842505dead timezone, still waiting on the next batch of posters to get up and shitpost
>>582842505and that's a good thing!
oguri cute
>>582842585that's ayabe's mom
>>582842585Actually cute for a mob uma
>>582842585Vega
grug grug grug
rae Fuku ace for CM20!
>>582842505why don't you talk about something then?I'm 10 runs I have given up today (10 carats each), how are your runs going anon? or are you last minute clanking for your club?
>>582842940would gruguzensky bonk me and then take me back to her cave to rape
>>582842940How barbaric were ancient umamusume
>>582843060mind your own business
>>582842750>>582842929that makes sense
>>582843060had a run today that gave me everything I wanted and then crapped out on rainbows in 2 of the last 3 turns so she's glue. once you've tasted turn 3 charming it's so easy to despair on other runs
>>582843060>carrats for acesdidnt we just get pots
>>582843060I wish that /uma/club and uma&co both implode from the inside
>>582843228I cannot imagine being in either of those clubs
>>582843060i did one clankt dancho
>>582843208>once you've tasted turn 3 charming it's so easy to despair on other runsI can't relate, pre-debut charming is always a cursed run for me
Super Creek who have just diagnosed that she's infertile
>>582843437I diagnose you as an esl retard
What golds proc more than once to optimize TT score?
>>582843437this is of making me sad!!
>>582843510PoC, It's On, Slipstream Gold (Helios SSR), See Ya Later
>>582843510corner skills can on longsidk more
>>582843510any that has a cooldown period in its proc conditions, for example professor or PTO
>>582843161that hurt me and I almost replied with a slur>>582843208hate early charming too but I would be lying if it doesn't make my hopium levels skyrocket>>582843227ahaha...
>>582843060If my danchou were to actually give a shit about the quota for a B+ club, 9 people would be kicked out. I'm waiting until gibs and then I'm leaving and putting the game down for a while
>>582843510
>>582843792>The strongest TT deck is just one that has all the cards for these skills
>>582843681no pots.. youre bricked...(i have 6 left)
>>582843697whats the b+ quota
>>582843510Concentration cannot proc twice but makes early start more likely and removes the chance for late start
>>582843792Based, now let's see who can run as many of these as possible>>582843846At least for longs and meds probably, doubt many can proc twice on shorter races
i was throwing a team trials taishin into cm20 lobbies and thought "hey she's doibg pretty well, this might be enough" until i saw 564 proc encroaching shadow before accel zone
this is the biggest one I've found so far
if someone actually liked you they wouldn't hesitate getting together with you
>>5828438835 million. I got it by the end of the first week grinding sashes to upgrade umas I'll never use
Drama? Pre-reset rumors? Any notable members leaving?
>>582844162What if they have aids and don't want to kill you slowly
>>582841661Nah, Natie is just a fatass.
>>582844249yeah actually, im poaching you for personal use
>>582844228hmm yeah 9 people not even getting to 5mil is pretty bad
finally got more TP bottlesnow I can stop refreshing with carats
>>582844249Where's the tea?
>>582844249Allen's on his final straw this time and is making the big decision soon
>>582844421im about to brew some earl grey if you want some
i need the biggest uma you've got
do we get a new team for the next storytoo much accumulation of 'do it again legendary torena'
>>5828442492 guys aren't going to meet quota but danchode is only going to kick one cause he doesn't talk in club chat
>>582844031maritime stripper
poaching season soon
>>582844614yes, it's king halo + 2005 gen mares in main story p2
>>582844597You can't handle my big umas, traveler
>>582844378I'm there mostly to launder shoes for club points, the issue is just that I'm burnt out from spending several booting up the game hourly to set up another auto
>>582844614yeah you get the mare team + gaylo
>>582844748>soonoh no danchud is behind
>>582844597
I HATE CURREN
>>582844781I just need one Taiki to bring the entirety of /uma/ down
>>582844556Looted some mint leaves from the garden earlier, the crywank marathon today is going to taste so good
>>582844891BASED LAISU
>>582844870beat this
tired of danchou being a good for nothing beta malejust kick the leeches already
>>582844556I prefer green and white tea, along with herbal "tea" over black tea
>>582845008now thats how you spend a tuesday night
>>582844597Retired umas tend to put on a little weight...
>>582844870>>582845027>>582845279i meant vertically not horizontally
>>582844768>>582844856sexo
>>582845105mambwo..
Post something cute
>>582845519why is that rabbit thing so popular
>>582845348
>>582844927i don't get it
>>582845630SEAbait
>>582845630I dunno but it is really cute
>>582845630She has a tragic backstory and she ran with Doto and Opera O
>>582845519gaooo~
>>582845348...then I can't contribute (much). Just whale umas in my folder for the most part.
>>582845706AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>582845519
>>582845675yujiro face
leak info about your club NOW
>>582845929I'll never understand why Baki is so popular
>>582846028Gay men and fujos
>>582845842what..
my club is on the brink of falling out of A and danchou is barely grinding fans
>>582845842kek
>>582846128couldnt be me and my club
>>582846005dancho is the best t dancho
>>582846005Some dude asked for sprint shoesThe bastard
>>582846005They only ask for dirt shoes I think I want to ask for sprint shoes
>>582846249earlier today I saw a page of sprint shoes instead of sashes and i was so happy i almost screen shotted
>>582846005super sick today so ive been grinding fans all day to take back my #1 earner spot>t. danchud
>>582846005One of the top earners will betray us!
>>582846005k, heres your drama, whore
>>582846329that's what im talking bout
>>582846483>requestsnice try
>>582846575you said leaki leaked
Leek?
I've never been ichiban earnert dancho
>>582846719no oguri, LEAK not LEEK you fat fuck
>>582846772Same, consistently been on the bottom 10
i didnt know uma.moe tells you what your global fan ranking is
>the day V and Match get called out for botting their fan count drops significantly hmmmmmmm lmao
>>582846005I do the MINIMUM effort and they'll NEVER remove!
>>582825846if autisdanchou is still here, what if i'm leaving my current club at gibs reset and need to wait a day for the cooldown
>>582846870That's a cool website, thanks.
fuso?
>>582846964just post your id here and ill send you an invite. that way when the cooldown expires you'll be able to join right away
>>582845630The one next to NTR? Her name is AV, you should look them up.
>>582846930V is still earning since his line hasn't drastically changed that much, on top of that no one cares about botting anymoreforcing drama is so boringyou can do better and get some REAL drama going on.
autis/uma/ strikes first. What's your clubs move in response?
>>582847058gotcha325906708297
>>582847195i havent even decided if im kicking anyone, too lazy
>>582846930you are trying way too hard but nobody cares, besides his line graph fluctuates unlike some members in /uma/club
>>582847217perfect. i've got you written down and i'll send an invite out once i login on thursday
>>582847180>>582847260samefag. hi v
Biwa
Found the tanuki baby anon account. https://x.com/umaumaturuchan
kill danchodedevour danchode
>>582847267thanks bwo, looking forward
>>582847501@umagrok remove the text from this image
>>582847501DO NOTUNAUTHEDREPRODUCT&AI USING.
Iin the most recent reveal, Rudolf is shown to tank a Fuga (開), this implies that she is able to beat Ryomen Sukuna.
>>582847260they're not gonna let you in if you keep saying bad things about them you know
>>582847558@umagrok also fix the eyes
>>582847501they're just asking for it at this point
I fuckin hate Dacchisisters
you know nips share their art without watermarks on discord rightnot like you can't get in any without solving an ancient otaku riddle though
>>582847580When tyranny becomes law, something something duty
i don't even have anyone to purge this month which probably means the top earners are going to leave
>>582847501
>>582847909FIX THE EYES ONE'S LOOKING AT TRAINER'S BANANA AND THE OTHER ONE AT BRIAN'S VEGGIES
Congratulations!Wait, R-Rice?!
uma rape
>>582847887Danchou don't make this breakup harder than it has to be
>>582847994I need a trainee that leaves permanent marks
>>582847927GIWTWM
>>582847028COUNTERFEIT FUSUI am calling the police, you cant just make fusus unauthorized
>>582848313Undercutting the fuso market with illegal breeding farms
Hmm, will 999K be safe?
>>582847927me on the right, drooling in the background
>>582847994Rice would enthrall her trainer and force him to do unspeakable things
>>582848024Epi would not be able to do this
>>582848534nyo
Good night
im gonna bust in the fusus
>>582848572No she wouldn't she would get confused and cry and then someone would reassure her
>>582848024trainer is not allowed to flirt with anyone else
Why do so many Daiwa fans hate Vodka?
>>582848687Ok
>>582844249i think i will be leaving mambo
>>582846005V*ttic is fucking horsemeat and makes Neth watch
>>582846128mambwo...
Cute innocent Aruvu.
pacebros?
imagine marrying cheval grand
>>582848892fat little lady
>>582844249I think I will be joining mambo
pirate umama be likeyarreughhohorotting in davy jones locker
>>582849168I'm not surprised she's into public sex
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>582849447lol
>>582849617I open the game once every 50 minutes
>>582849617clanking fans and cant sleep
>>582849617shut up I'm playing the game
>>582849617My girls are refusing to gain just 3 specific sparks and I'm upset.
>>582848024
>>582849447yarr
>>582849617I can't believe I missed this ritualpostBetter than the Bakushin one at least.
WHO ARE YOU
Banana?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>582849617i'm gonna log in in a couple minutes to set up another auto fan run
>>582850087Buenana?
>>582850074you don't know about Jane Starblossom?
do all men just want sex?asking for a friend
>>582849617the game keeps giving me low rolls
>>582850087
I need harder dailies.
what the fuck did they do to yeppers
>>582850540To make her so powerful? Probably weightlifting
>>582850540Kept her in the soup.
>>582850330It's true, men can't think right unless they jerk off. Post nut clarity is men's best friend.
>>582849617I'm already done with the event. I just need to run 15 races tomorrow to get the rest of the carats
>>582850330I want sex with Seiun Sky.
>>582850540gee whiz
>>582850330>make uma a gyaru>instantly fuckableI kneel
>>582849447
>>582850865she only put on a blazer you incel
>>582850885do the bwc one next pls
>>582850330No but it is a big part of what makes men, men
>>582850885I'd play Terraria with /uma/ bwos
Which umas are bullycore?
>>582851015
>>582850885he's so desperate for a crumb of umama puss...
>>582851360Dantsu
>>582851371>On me wayI chuckled
>>582851371>>582850885Should have added eyepatches to the characters
>>582851371thanks
fuuuck this thread is the best
>>582851360Meaning they're bullies or they're victims of bullies?
Why are we doing pirate edits of our resident lolcows now
>>582851702yarr
>>582851702thread culture changes fast bwo
>>582851702we realized yurr sounds like yarr
>>582851641Them being bullied makes trainers horny
>>582851702you don't understand what a lolcow is
pirate umama be like "need me a first mate"
pirate V be like "yarr walk on me plank"
>>582850087yes, my dick, down her throat
Can't keep tossing 10 rolls into this banner, so I guess I'll just have to ticket Air Groove. A damn shame.
>>582849617Clanking runs until I get good parents and then I will suffer days of shit ace runs
>>582851371
>>582849617i just woke up, bitch. goddamn
>>582852309Nah, it's gotta be that weird couple.
>>582849617Was thinking of making ace for CM. But then I realized I must utilize this URA event to farm resources.
someone messed with the thermostat
>>582852386this is the best this general's been in a long time
>>582852386kek. instead of stds, they'll be contracting scurvy on their dicks and bussies
>>582852470>her trainer died>remembered helios exists and has always been for her and now wants to apologize>sees thisPoor Wooby...
>>582852386>Umatey&Co and the curse of Yurr>Uma&Mateys in the schizo's treasure
>>582852386yarr! Uma&cohoho to the 7 seven seas!
I still have 19 horsos left to register...
>>582852386fucking golden
>>582852470French kisses are so hot
>>582852718it's 190
>>582852386
>>582852814TOPKEK
>>582852470Why would Rubae gaf
>>582852814RUMAO
ARRRR, MATEYS! BEHOLD THE DREADED PIRATE V, THE MOST INFAMOUS LAWBREAKER TO EVER SAIL THE /Uma/ SEAS!During the legendary Tournament o’ First Mates, this scurvy seadog came CRASHIN’ through the gates like a cannonball from Davy Jones — despite not even holdin’ the sacred title o’ First Mate 'imself!YARRR! A FIRST-MATE TOURNAMENT, ENTERED BY A MAN WHO WASN’T EVEN A FIRST MATE! HO HO HO! THE AUDACITY! THE TREACHERY! THE SHEER, UNHOLY PIRACY!Mark his name well, mateys, for Pirate V fears neither law nor logic!
this time getting points feels easier, no reason to waste time with the G rank umas cheese
>>582852470my pov btw
Ok I laughed you bastard thanks for the chuckle>Mood Up
>I'm no good with fanservice....>Duramente I think you're confiding in the wrong person
Well that was a cool event.
the dog in nichijou is named what???
>>582852386ashamed to say i lol'd at this
>>582853126Aye, take yer sedative and still that troubled mind, matey
>>582853128Aruvu is actually completely unable to say no to Duramente. It is genuinely not possible. It's very cute.
>>582853281interesting
>>582853027thanks for the keks anon here's a (You)
>>582853321eat 'yer vegs or suffer the scurvy!
>>582853365this is too muchI'm gonna die
shouldn't *'s name in these edits be changed to R? since, y'know
"Yeppers...?" but "Yurr...?" instead
>>582853365I feel like burger pocket could have been something else
>>582852521It's at its best when people are celebrating and lavishing attention on an annoying person? Yeah this is why random neuro-atypical douchebags love this board so much, they just need to irritate people for a while and they'll be crowned as kings
>>582853658dabloon sack
>>582853658Considering my big idea was changing yurr to yarr I'm creatively bankrupt
>>582853724
>>582853724yarr y'seem bothered matey
>>582853613Yurrpers
>>582853658hardtack pocket
>>582853724Fun things are fun. Nobody here actually wants to be mean to them, they're clearly suffering enough already, so why not have a silly little laugh about it all?
>>582854000except the 2 schizos and their 2 spare devices
>>582853724This is the usual 4chan funposting dude, in a year or two when these 2 have stopped coming for x or y reason they will be remembered in a nice way with stupid shit like these edits even though a few anons don't like them that much right now
>>582853724Arrr, here matey, take this Top Dog fer good luck it'll make ye feel better!
The StandingPaizuriSquad is still so far....
>>582854139alright you ruined it
>>582853724Dude just go to /v/ma for now, it's literally just this thread but without these faggots
>>582854212Why?
>>582854139*crickets*
>>582853658treasure cave
V, matey..!
>>582854139V you are such a fucking loser
Please understand ESL do not have pirates
>>582854383But why?
>>582852386Kitasan Blackbeard...
>>582839627I suspect he botted again...
>>582852814Tell me matey why did he sold the world?
I'm being gangstalked.
What did this V fella do to warrant dedicating 500 posts every thread to the smell of his farts?
Sex with Dober in front of multiple cameras
>>582854516Botted for whom? A room 110 situation?
>>582853365>>582853658Fixed
>>582854441Admire Davy Jones...
>>582854626Yarr >_<
>>582853365>>582854626What the fuck happened here while I was cleaning my mom's hoarder mess?
>>582854516>10 vs 9one on now, even the replies say that Umama is more mentally ill. And if you don't agree, you're just wrong. If you wanted to smear V the question should have been worded differently.
next bread will be hardtack
mare sex desu
durara is just oguri except she won't bankrupt you with food bills
>>582854873yarr
>>582854516you clearly have a hardon for Vwe should add you to the poll so we can vote on your mental illness too
>>582854576Give mediocre advice onceBake some bad threads
>>582854873lard will be butter
babymaking anal sex with dirters
>>582854956Spam /uma/ jp and /uma/ at the same time. Make threads even more unusable for months
>>582855038That was not the original.
>>582855038he never spammed /uma/jp and i'm guessing it was you the schizo that is obsessed with him
>>582855143thanks for confirming you did that
>>582855143Check the archives. V posted an image on /uma/ jp before posting it to /uma/ first kek
>>582854956don't forgetposting an uma that, at the time, was not in the game. This really triggered jpschizo
>>582854938She will only bankrupt Sweepy's trainer for condom fees they use all of them and rawdog anyway
>>582855242nah there is nothing in the archives like that, you are just making shit up again
>>582854576flip that ruined /uma/. /uma/ used to be special, now it's just /xivg/
>>582855309
>>582855324We know what you did.
>>582854626Excellent work
>>582855328>now it's just /xivg/Don't go that far you know that's not true
A common trait of schizos obsessed with namefaggots is spamming threads on cooldown and making whole generals unusable yet blaming it all on the supposed troublemaker. They always give the same canned response upon being called out too. If you judge any of these threads and make a judgement based on the shit you see, you'll notice how the schizo is always the bigger shit stirrer, objectively.
7 and I'll tell my boss to go fuck himself and finally leave this shitty job4 and I'll kill myself instead
>>582855328you've never been on /xivg/
>>582855398>weyou keep saying we but nobody sides with you man, stop schizoing and shit stirring for drama
I hate my trainee so fucking much
>Everyone that hates me is a schizo>Shitstirrer>V>Meds not taken
Bros I want Rob Roy so much. I can't even say that ingame.
>>582855580uraratore...
>>582855476Oh yeah? Well, BABABOOEYBet you weren't expecting that
>>582855647kek you always post this image when someone calls you outmad?
Orf
CM21 status?
GOD DAMNIT GIVE ME DAIWA HACHIMI ASS MOTHERFUCKER
>>582855893Open league gaming
>>582855798genshin
>>582855948teio!
>>582855580Helios T...
>>582855976>Open League in a SprintP*ssy arse n*gga
>>582855948youre gonna gain 300lbs....
I cast a 7 for tomorrow to drop bombshell news
>>582854576the list is too long
>>582856147I just want to take it easy
>>582856279
>3spd>10% spd>Can't even hit 1500>Only 2700SP???
>felt like finally doing a GL run after a month of just auto and unity for CM>have the worse 30 minutes of the entire year>uninstall guess that's it
Duramente alt
>>582856346Unless you've been playing the game for a month there is zero reason your arse can't cook up a Bakushin
>>582856401Yeah bwo, GL fucking sucks, absolute dogshit mode
>>582856353WHITE WOMAN
>>582856401do 2 speedyou're greeding too much
>>582856401i think you should do 1 speed
>>582856548how will running less speed cards give more speed
>>582856458Nah, not worth the trouble
>>582856612because you'll stop fishing for retarded triple rainbows
>>582856612just highroll lol
DON'T LET HIM BAKE
THEN I WILL BAKE NOW
>>582856685Think about your HONORThe potential GLORYThe beauty of being center stage
Baking sweaty Ryan
>>582856893Bakushin won't get him that
Let's split the next thread in two - /uma/ thread #3351, and /cov/ (Church of V) thread #1. Then you guys who have "fun" as you call it talking endlessly about your messiah can operate without interference from people who would rather talk about some video game or about how cute a particular horsegirl is.
>>582856928yarr
>>582856928autist
>>582856928retard, the trannies will always choose the thread with more traffic
>>582856845
>>582856928Can I talk about which uma I want to rape in your thread
>>582856928V is faggot but you are schizo
>>582857098I didn't say which one was mine. But yes, you probably can.
>>582857171>>582857171>>582857171yurr
>>582856928Containment threads do nothing for these pests, it's like offering termites a piece of wood so the don't destroy the wood in your house
>>582855476you're right but it was funny this time so whatever
DAHBY>>582857225>>582857225>>582857225
>>582856926It could easily do so Trust the Plan
>>582857198Yeah of course, I was just pointing out how these douches put that guy on a much higher pedestal than they'd ever provide for, say, Jesus Christ, even though probably most of them are among those who would pretend to care about whether or not the word "Christmas" is "censored". Basically they are worthless idiots, is what I am saying.
>>582857382And you guys say /v/ma falls for bait
>>582857462No, you're missing the point. There isn't time to explain anything to you here though, since you're not interested and I'm not interested and you are the kind of bad poster who farts out thoughtstopping garbage like what you just said. Continue being a boring kid until you maybe grow out of it.
>>582857634The point is you’re overthinking 4chan shitposts. Go to reddit if you want organized thoughtful conversation poindexter
