Previous: >>582825760Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
herro
Tachyon LOVE
>>582857171You fucking brainddead retard. Is it too much to ask, that you annouce making a new thread?
Hello /uma/ I love you. That's the post.
>>582857574thats nice of u..
https://x.com/dmrngs/status/2105139795123184030
>>582857310this dumbass baby ruins your run if shes in a bad mood before the derby
>>582857759Good trainers can prevent that from happening
I love my trainer so much...but I can't tell him that!!!
heh
nobody asked
yarr
>>582857759then keep her happy
>>582857625that artist must be stopped
>>582858173>hoarding howard
>>582858323>xe already used the already
this general might be worse than /e7g/
59% complete:https://jiggie.fun/aIDvhVhttps://jiggie.fun/aIDvhV
>>582858096>
laurel is a DYKE
Why are fronts with 0.2 accel beating lates with 0.8 accel? I thought umamusume is an acceleration game??
>>582858520imagine adopting a strategy where you run behind everyone elselike hello?? the point is to finish BEFORE everyone else???
>>582858370>xe already used the alreadystrokeanon...?
>>582858520They start their spurt earlier because they reach the late-race section before everyone else. This introduces an interesting dilemma on how to build fronts though, you can figure it out.
>>582858698No I can't. Spoonfeed me mama. Gauuuuuuuuuu
Whose ship will you landlubberes be joining?
>>582858371>check that thing>week old thread>not even 415 posts>page 10Damn... Not even gonna pity bump that, just let whatever that is die
>>582858520you can accel all you want but once you're at max speed you can't do anythingif you didn't invest on last spurt speed skills and instead you only focused on your gamble accels you're not winning arima
>>582858863can Vodka even walk on a straight heh line like this?
>20% guts growthjesus I forgot how shit it was to train base taishin
>>582858520Usain Bolt isn't going to beat a 9th grader if he's almost half the track away
>>582859159>woke archive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
Forever DUMB
>>582859484Fuck off
Forever SUCK!
Forever FUCK
forever in need of men...
>>582859494Stop posting the fraud
>>582859574kys
Forever SPOILED
>>582859723>aislop
Forever... fucked?
>>582859738He's one of the greatest dirt horses, he's allowed to be a spoiled baby.
We fucked
>>582859723
>>582859738considering his exceptional performance on the track, something like this is pennies to what he's made john cygames
>>582859937t-that's not the hebe!?!?!
>>582859937
>>582859794artist literally draws with markers on paper https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150257672
>>582859937>no eggs
>>582860070And? That is AI.
>>582859484
>>582859738why isn't ebayan obese in-game?
...
>>582860070>foidCringe
i think still in whore is the ugliest flattie in the game
>>582860241We love Malfoid here
>>582860196league?
>>582860310>We
>>582860327we're on different servers...probably
oisu!
>>582860308She's not ugly but not nearly pretty enough to deal with her mental illness. Now if Dantsu Flame was a yandere I'd let her leash me.
>>582860364you can hop on other regions tho
>>582860392>oisu!
>>582860450does it work like that
You activated Sweepy's trap card!
How do I tell if art is drawn by a man, woman or AI
>>582860416
>>582860510you can just switch with RP or with a fresh acc
>>582860546You can't, so just assume it's AI
>>582860546Become schizophrenic
>>582860546You can tell from some of the pixels.
>>582860545and I draw... my dick. in sweepy's umanko. 100-fold strokes
>wit/turfI guess it's usable for looping at least
>>582860546You don't like it? It's women, western or AI
babydacchi....
>>582859574>>582860550what drives someone to make this kind of art
>>582860576>>>/b/
>>582860576These butts belong to little girls
>>582860550I'd marry Dantsu even if she was the brokest uma in the world.
>>582860638your sprint parents gwo
>>582860648SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>582860571oh oki so you do need a new accdo have one but idr the username...can figure it out today
>>582860704nobody xan be as broke as tama, thougeverbeitshually
>>582860676The usual of course. Mental illness.
>>582860676It's okay to hate ugly umas
>>582860743sounds good, I also need to recover my old account or just make a new one I guess, you want to do it over here?
>>582860761I would do this if I were Teio.
Now that we have 2 more weeks left of grand concert berore gm what do you think about the scenario
>>582860696these are middle school girls
>>582860676rageful incel desire to get back at foids. usually, fictional characters who feel eerily similar to the irl foid who wronged them is the best one to abuseif I had art skills, I would have made dozens of shichi rape/battery by now
>>582860892Trash, Falco and Light Hello is shit
>>582860892what? isnt it more like 2 months?
>>582859574
>>582860696
>>582860872yes
>>582860892.... huh?!?!?! a-anon?! i-it's only october
>>582860892Look at your calendar again.
Remember to take your meds
>>582860892this is my favorite screen in the game and life, thank you GL you truly made MANT look good
>>582860970>raping used good
>>582861072o-okay... i'm making an account on EU will let you know the username
>>582861048ugly rat
>>582861104I did
>>582861041Nono this is the third month i think, remember we hve new one every ~4 or so
>>582861193Brother there's not a single crumb of her that's ugly. If anything it's a wasted design cause she mogs the absolute fuck out of jungle bucket.
Duramente cute.Not sure how I feel about this alt but it actually just straight up sucks that I'm going to have to ticket both this and Air Groove.
>>582861274>stallion Ugly as fuck
>>582861274i'd throw up if that uma clung onto my arm like that.keep those digusting fat chunks of meat away from me, bitch
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>582861341Woke trash
>>582861341ugliest grooveling by far. and that's saying a lot considering how disgusting rura is
>>582861341Cute ponytail though.
>>5828613687 and I fuck your umawife
>>582861367Oh so you'd rather have a big dick pressed against you
>>5828613687 and you roll again0 and golshi rapes you
>>5828615017 and I fuck your god
>>582861368>8colonized by feng shui
>>582861481All 3 are really cute.
>>5828615857 and i cum on kawapris 5head after forcing kingu to gobble my dick
>>582861585>gorilla Neck yourself
This is what plays through Yanko's mind when she's snacking on donutshttps://youtu.be/N39J8gTJ92I?si=rXX3qOPBlHLzOBk8
>>582861684Gonna bring donuts to the breeders cup and see if yanko will eat them when walking by.
you know what? all umas are ugly. only passable one is stego
>>582861178>>582861072okay so... I tried to make one even with a VPN but riot just keeps blocking my ass...can't you just make one for me and then pass me the deets? but of course you just want to talk here so...
>>582861784Faggot
I'd wait forever
>>582861610
>>582861532nyo, i'd rather have nothing pressed up against me.
>>582861895Kill hags
>>582861895maybe I have an adult women fetish......
>>582861895sex with left. domestic abuse on right
>>582861809You don't need a VPN unless...
>>582861949ew, are you serious anon?
>>582862019Surprise shiibii
>>582862032maybe I'm fucked up like that or maybe I'm just in need of JK propaganda
>>582861996oki I managed to make one don't worrysoo huuh, EU WEST? EAST?
>>582862032Ai Chan looks like an adult woman
>>582862280>>>/y/
>>582862232No one plays East
Do you two have to flirt here while talking about playing lol, i hate love and couples
>>582862291>>582861996turns out I was replying to someone that was not youusername is: cachibamynibba>idk why you'd want to play that in particular thoughwanna play anything else? I just want to spend time with you>speaking of uma musume I got my 3* pwr long bobo so time for borrow clanking yippie don't smite mei have been getting 3* wit 2* long spechuds so still trying to get a legacy done for my fronts
>>582862179You case might be terminal...QUICKINJECT HIM WITH JC, OR EVEN JS PROPAGANDA OR WE'LL LOSE HIM
>>582862395we can flirt instead to drown them out, anon.here, i'll startehem.hey,*slaps and molests you*
I can't believe Brian is a bully!(She's trying to get Air Groove to actually rest)
>>582862461>i have been getting 3* wit 2* long spechuds so still trying to get a legacy done for my frontsit's always the fronts that take ages, my dober and ryan took like 10 borrow runs in total
>>582862448This artists makes me a total gossling...
>>582862484I said JK, screw you you lost me
>>582862591give in anon
>>582862484>>582862179on it
Stop requesting Kashiwa Kinen sashes. You know who you are.
waheymorning
>>582861880She wears pink pajamas!
>>582862564lucky, i had to do many loopas of ryan and i don't even have dober so that was 5 borrows a day to make a decent commander spe
>>582862661>gayslop
>>582862726guten waheyfinally a JK enthusiast in this god forsaken thread
>>582862834I'M GOING CRAZY
I fucking hate all of you
>>582862508Waitwait you guys are too horny
>>582862834>>582862693I wanna fuck Nishino Flower all of a sudden...
I hate fucking all of you
>>582863040Then stop fucking us dummy
reject hagdom. embrace cunny
Tomorrow
>>582863316
summe recreation with furawa!
>>582863316Small umas shouldn't be sucking dicks...
>>582863316uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>582863316you can post that
>>582863293I wish I could embrace them...But they've eluded me every time...Destiny made me a hag earner, not a cunny enjoyer
>get a mood up right before the last concertI apologize for everything Hello, you're not so bad after all
>>582862930you're not. you're rightfully going back to normal
>>582862652Brat
I like how they bailed on their stall to go bother Air Groove.
>>582863723>that brian smirklaurel could never
>>582863316child sex
>>582863723She got it tough, tardwrangling the other two
>>582863752Gets worse actually.
>>582863758
>>582863758https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14678356&tags=xaea_xp
>>582857171if I have no other good stamina cards this one seems really good for longers?
>>582863843Is Laurel a cuckquean or something? Why would she even try to go for her?
>>582863937no recovery sucks
>>582863937if you were here when biwa welfare dropped, then nyo.Biwa SSR is basically discount creeku and has better spec prio than pinkshit
>>582862831technically they're all JK's
....
They really are cute man. This event's been really fun. Do find it funny though, that CB showed up and didn't have a single line of dialogue.
Dunno why people not making front for sag. It is much easier now with 400 affinity comparing to fishing for groundwork on first year
I've wasted 3 runs because my uma loses the debut race and LH is a cunt who doesn't show up before junior year and not getting any fucking rainbows
when is there gonna be a dirt sprint cm
That time of night?
>>582864080Technically Mejiro Ramonu and Nishino Flower are the same then>>582864127making fronts is hard
>>582863943along with the innate desire to run, umas also have an innate desire to run against the strongest of their generationand since brian is a triple crown, the first one ever since rudolf, almost everyone from her generation wants to have a shot a beating her.this is especially true for laurel, who was sidelined her entire classic year due to injury despite debuting the same year as brianso, now that her legs are somewhat sturdy, she is eager to let loose all those feelings spurred from competition on the racetrack where she can have her own chance at beating the unbeatable brianofc, mayachi got to her first, but technically laurel will be the first of their generation to beat her
Did V finally make his move and we're gonna be free of them shitting up the thread
Is Forever Young actually a brat?
>>582864096about time
>>582864371Just took a breakup and some melties
>>582864297
oh my god shut the fuck up already
>>582864297yessu
you are the only one that is thinking about him while conveniently ignoring the porn that is not shitting up the thread right
>>582864408they need like 9 people to get him ready for a race
>>582864486>1 porn post>dozen offtopic erp postsnice cherrypicking
>>582864080no some are technically JC
the porn is sexy though
>>582864556js even
>>582864530>retard doesn't have a filter>retard doesn't press the stub making the erp chain disappearkys
>>582864519OMNOMNOM
>>582863316Blowjob pictures are for closet faggots.>>582863937Without a gold recovery she's more suited to medium. Unless you're training a late surger with a built in gold recovery, then it's pretty interesting.
>>582859738Why do horses love carrots so much?
>>582864686I'm not closeted I insert as the girl
>>582864686nice projection
retard, that is not how you salute in vulcan
>>582864503The LeBron of horse racing
>>582864297This is a nice little appetizer, but I think I'll just look and not save it.>>582864690Horses eat mostly grass and carrots have much higher sugar content than grass.
>>582864824Who's Michael Jordan?
>>582864080GOOD>>582864556BETTER>>582864620EVEN BETTERER
>>582864783>Nah brah, staring at a giant cock while I jack off makes you gay, not me.
>>582864958Secretariat
>>582864297i can see it...
>>582864991Spoken like someone who has never gotten his cock sucked
>>582864958In regards to JP horse racing, probably Symboli Rudolph
something tells me it has something to do with those eyes...
post something cute
>>582865075you first
>>582865065>here's your Michael Jordan bro
I want to FIGHT ten umas
>>582864991this is also why yuri is the straightest porn btw
>>582864991you're the one fantasizing about sucking cock
>>582865075are winks cute?
>>582864027biwa wa shitto
>>582865058There's no sucking happening in that picture. Just a massive dong taking up the entire center of the image.
for me, it's logging in and looking at scarlet's breasts
>>582865153no that was me
>>582865124Reduced to a shape
>>582865075
>>582865210I LOVE hair down Daiwa
fatwa fatlet
>>582858323>he doesn't knowlmao
>>582865124you'll get your first if you can beat the FIRST umahttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>582865240*whips out dick*I'd win
>>582865306I hate her and want to beat her up
can I rawdog kkksho with this or should I buy extra tankno rain
>>582865306I love her and want to bully her
>>582865441533 is enough surely
>>582865408What did boyumas do to you? Be boys (female)?
>>582865441You don't need a heal, just luck
>>582865441You can easily win with it with no skills.
>>582865369>https://umamusu.wiki/Chrono_GenesisI'd kick this wimp's ass
>>582865124I can handle 2 and a half umas
Holy shit. SpeSHIT can't fucking win a SINGLE race
>>582865065>>582864958Rudolf ran in the 80s and was an early legend. Him and CB kind of parallel Larry Bird and Magic Johnson. Jordan peaked in the mid 90s, greatest talent of his generation, left the sport for a year, returned and won more championships. Tokai Teio.
I missed all the club drama in the previous thread
Ok cool
>>582865502>>582865490>>582865485I have lost this race with 600 stm and same conditions, you win this time
I can't wait for chevacchi
when are we getting kirari magic show?>>582865441looks good to me without the recovery
>>582865581No drama just pirates
>>582865575Trve!
>>582865527Oh crap!
>>582865124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL5Bq41lehI
>>582865601Yeah, you either get a heal you want on your final uma or pray
>>582865581what happenshorten this to me
>>582865667I missed those edits too
>>582865746Don't worry * tried to be part of it and ruined it
Do I cut Mr CB, Larc Gold Ship, or Katsuragi Ace from my pull plan?
>>582865869do you play oonigecut golshi
>>582865869Ace is ugly so her
/ourgirl/
>>582865869Just worth more hours and buy rolls.You can sell plasma too.And weekend gig jobs.Don't you love your umas, anon?
>>582865869which one makes your dick the happiest?that's the one you should keep
>>582865918I play fronts and ends. If I pulled Ace she would be used as a normal front.
>>582865970booooriiiiing
>>582865736Mambo said /uma/club is a bunch of tiny dick faggots who are the reason hotels have corner chairs
>>582865951I won't know until/unless I pull them.
>bought fancy new expensive IEMs>can now notice production flaws and audio artifacts in songs and MVs...
>>582866049ok but why do hotels actually have these cuck chairs
>>582865948I just left NEETdom and I hate it already
>>582865929Meh, in a world of 10s she stands out for being plain and boring
>>582865929>>582864297
>>582865869all in on tabaru at the arc he's paying
>>582865869cut golshi, alts should always be lower priority in the pull plan
>>582866103>dudes will buy gold coated cables and go schizo to justify it
>>582866112So S rank club players can farm fans while their wife gets blitzed by the bellhop
>>582866049i didn't say that
>>582866171But that Golshi is gorgeous
>>582866141it's always nature hours>>582866134in a world of 10s she stands out for being an 11
>>582865441You can win kikuka with 300 stam
>>582866176I can now clearly hear the plosive pops and clipping in a song. It so authentic, exactly like the artist intended...haha...
lol...
>>582865524
Golshi is wildly attractive
>>582866571many say this
This brat...
Jesus your ears are HUGE
>>582866571she's really difficult to fool into sex, however
>>582866624
>>582866651That just means it's better when she gives it up
>>582866651she's the kind of girl to go into heat and rape you on the spot after declining casual sex for months
>>582866624for me, it's her mole
>>582866396time to download your albums in .flac / .wav so you don't hear the damage done to the files by the rotational velocidensity of the archivesor buy vinyls
Rickey!
>>582866396Whole Tracen would hear the plaps when I'm with Rulership's mom
>>582866864offmodel
>>582866830I can see how slippery the audio schizo slope can become yes
>>582866830nta, and I don't even have any fancy sound devices but the difference in quality between flac and mp3 is already too much for me to go back to mp3
>>582866864rickey bobby
>Brian was forced to go along with the whims of the student council againGreat event
>>582866201but I did and I'm danchou
>>582867174do they pull of a retarded revenge of the sith combo?
Are we cheering for Golshi's son in the Arc?
>>582867174>still wearing her old sstinky blaze outfit
would summer McQueen front work for CM20? Or should I bring her with a Pace Rocket strat?
>>582866651she literally drugs and rapes you
>>582867248Might as well, doubt he'll do much though
>>582867346haha classic golshi
>>582867304Anime Makween is better if you want a Front, but summer should also work
>>582867347Is she okay?
>>582866049Funny since Mambo are the ones on the cuck chair watching their former top fan earner grinding with /Uma/Club
Why is Iwara so overrun with coalburning/NTR shit? Especially the Umamusume tag.
>>582866396Yeah, enjoy the discovery that most mainstream music is overcompressed with dynamic range of like 5We lost the loudness wars>>582866830I'd second downloading .flacs but just so you can convert them to mp3/ogg/whatever yourselfVinyls are lower fidelity and most new ones use the same shitty digital master you get on a CD, except worse due to physical limitationsDon't give in to the audiophile memery
>>582867401I do have her anime alt, thank you for the advice! :)
>>582867501Curren has nice boobs
>>582867246no
>jockey swicth, museum mile, and kitamura trending in JapanSunday fucked up so bad
Curren mogs orf in weight
500 kids with Gold Ship!
>>582867174Does Rudolf at least fight Walter von Schenkopp?
>>582867521Chinks loves NTR, especially when blacks involved
Curren is legitimately funny
No one unironically likes Curren
I'd rather you rest up fully before emerging from your cocoon.
>>582867672Iwara is Chinese? Is my computer going to get hijacked to steal state secrets by videos I scraped off it?
curren is a dumb fucking WHOREEEE
>>582867031VERY cute Cafe hairstyle
i just know air groove is into some kinky shit that haircut and personality just makes me think she probably has some BDSM stuff in her roomi just know it
>>582867731I've warmed up to her recently because of some porn videos and because she helped win my first oshi plat.
Bakushin paizuri
>>582866112I cant answer that without going full esoteric
>>582867857Dom equipment I hope
>No one unironically likes Curren>curren is a dumb fucking WHOREEEE
>>5828679437 and you demonstrate it with you, fuku, and shiraoki as the participants in the room
>>582867805Iwara is western afaik. Iwara users are mainly chinese/japs, and most uma porner are chinese/korean
>>582867994>4sit on the chair.
>>582867943Shouldn't Rickey be the one freaking out about how the furniture is arranged?
>>582867994>4Critical failure, please try to be nicer in the future.
8 and Rickey will become my umawife4 and Super Creek kidnaps me instead
>>582867805its run by some westerners with servers somewhere in asia most likely china, they've had to shut down the site multiple times after their server providers continuously run off with their money
>>582867857She is a tense and passionate lady. Look at the Blazing Pride animation - she is full of constrained fire. She masturbates every single night, briefly and intensely.
I have an 8 inch penis, which /uma/ club is for me?
What's a good Fan count gain per day/week/month or total count to be in an /Uma/ club?*Please provide appropriate totals and numbers for each letter grade of club please.
>>582868201sorry you're getting bred by mayano instead
>>582868353mine mine mine mine
holding air groove on a chokehold and breeding the fuck outta her so she can give me two more chud umas
lol
7 and sirius pegs me in the ass
>>582868520never post this again
Seven
>>5828683670M/month Mambo50M/month B Clubs90M/month A clubs200M/month /Uma/Club
>>58286836710M a day is top 4 in Mambo (A+)
>>582868649>9no shiraokimanko for uwatch this
>>582868649Seven
I guess this counts as watching the anime?
Mambo
Umadex status?Which one was the hardest to find? For me, it was Nishino
Maybe Air Groove won
>>582868520Based & redpilled
>>582868834I have my own Nishino, the last two I had to track down were Gold City and Taishin
>>58286883441already finished the event except the last 15 races
>>582868520
Finally got all the Mejiro
>>582868762>>582868781Orenji wife
yeah huh yeah huh yeah huhh guuh uuuhh yeah never happened huuuhh yeahhh huuuuh yyyeeeerrrhhhhh
>>582868520I'm going to start posting this whenever she ruins one of my borrow runs.>>582868834I have everyone except Opera O. I never stole her because I have her, but apparently somehow managed to transfer all my veterans.
>>582868946Haruhi... I couldn't wait a little longer anymore and already forgot you...
I wonder what's this event
>>582868367I'm top 14-18 with 55-70 mil fans in an A+ club, our top earner can have triple, quadruple or even more of my fans and he fully deserves S rank. Take that what you will.
Mejiro Confusion LOVE
>>582868735>I'm at 10.25m million todayI'm too volatile, sometimes I get like 3m and some days I get 20m depending on my sleep schedule >>582868671Wait I don't get it, I assume these are different Mambos?
3 and I will get ZRR in 1 10-pull
>>582869086I'm Teio there
>>582869057yurr
My daily average is 8.5m and i'm in some random brazilian A+ clubWhat's the S rank daily these days?
>>582868547cute hags
>>582869086Post the full picture and I'll tell you
>>582869109god fucking dammit
you only like ZRR for her tits
>>582869249I also like her glasses
it's not just her tits
>>582869209I think 8M a day is the minimum for S clubs
>>582869249I like her for her glasses and braids and these airborn sweat drops.
Donkey when?
