Previous: >>582825760Umayuru: Full Gate! is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
did a loopa run without a borrow and i skipped 4/4 and went straight to 5/5
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
laurel is a DYKEEEE
Someone have that image of Yaeno Muteki doing the pensive Chinese face?
Yay.
Digitan LOVE
>>582879702wrong previous >>582857171
uma&co will have spots open next month
7 and i fuck fuku in front of the anon rolling to marry fuku
hello, I think>>582879682quite literally me
What causes this?
>imageboard>no images
>>582879873dumbass tranny, you don't have a pussy
>>582879702cute
>>582879849that stinks bro
Reminder: Butter evaporates when you cook, so it doesn't affect your calorie intake. Go ahead and add as much as you want!
74% complete:https://jiggie.fun/aIDvhVhttps://jiggie.fun/aIDvhVhttps://jiggie.fun/aIDvhV
>>582879849If your umanco has spots you should have a doctor check it out
>>582879971Thank you Smart Falcon
>>582880034LOL
>>582879971nice, i’m about to eat a whole stick of butter!!!
>>582879971What's so fun about lying on the internet?
>>582879971fat falco looks like she could suck your soul out from your wiener
imeji? hai, dozo
will mambo be recruiting next month
>>582879942If trannies had any sanity they wouldn't be trannies...He's lost it
god i wish an anime girl would look at me like this
ahoy mateys!
How do I get more than 1300 speed while slotting in a stamina card
>>582880318be lucky
>>582880316yurr
rollinglast 2 digits determine how many more laurels i have to post to dream of her tonight
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt
>>582880318click speed
>>582880316
>>582880374>74>only have 50 screenshots of roreru from the latest story event>already posted 2welp.
>>582879772Give it up already.
What is she thinking about?
>>582879772i'm rooting for you, anonmay we all marry our oshis someday
>>582880318Prioritize your clicks
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>582880318i find that bum rushing speed always gets you to 1300 minimum, at the expense of keeping stam/pow/wit at 800/900/800 in lowrollsthat said, i'm a 5.5 shitter so idrk if i'm doing it correctly
>>582880318tap speed and witlevel up your facilities fastdon't tap that triple friends on guts is fucking bait tap speed or wit instead
Tachyon LOVE
tachyon INDIFFERENCE
tachyon HATE
>>582880515The view from the front
>>582880316>Blackedbeard
bf waiting room
>>582880515glug glug glug glug
>>582881072A bunch of anons want to date you how do you still not have a bf
>>582881139it's important to get to know everyone
lying wench
i'm into girls
>>582881230a good bf wouldn't date a whore
sakura laurel more like sakura finale
>>582881269god fucking damn I want to grope that brown fucking ass>>582881285fuck i want to lick that hag umanko
>>582881323more like sakura rerorerorerorerorerorerobecause I want to lick her petite body all over
>>582881316o-oh......
sakura laurel more like sakura green needle
>>582879794I have many images of her.
Time flies when you’re having fun.
>>582881439This but Taishin
Sakura Laurel or Sakura Yanny?
>>582881518>>582881689Sakura White and Gold
>>582881689Sakura Nonny
>>582881236>nowWho was she before
>>582881689Sakura Yurrny
>>582881689sakura yummy.
>>582881783Symboli Rudolf
>>582882005does she know?
>>582882005wow forever
>>582882005Oh no that'd be awful haha.
>be me>eating dinner with the bros>head out to the restroom>walk back>accidentally walk into the wrong room>see this>they're pissedwhat's our next move bros...
>>582882457more like splurt
more like Symboli Poodolf
Yes, I'm gonna run Creek in the CM. How did you know?
>>582882005
so why did nice nature win the /uma/bowl? is it because we're lonely
>>582882457apologize, leave some money, and walk back to your table
>>582882005I need a Natie wife...
>>582882805>why this cute girl who is nice to us is actually our favorite?
>>582882807why would you leave money
>>582882805because she has been there for (you) since day 1, meaning her high affinity with you is a natural part of her character and not some company mandate to make the umas more cockhungry for torena
>>582882708>>582882851It's gonna be ok broskies...
>>582882884to preemptively get ahead of>oi, just how are you going to payback the drop in our mood just now?
The abusive Nice Nature copypasta ends up being popular because a lot of people would abuse Nice Nature, and its nice to deflect and project our own insecurities onto our victims
... you wouldn't be abusive to such a sweetheart like neicha, right?
>>582880316Tama...
>>582883138No. I don’t even like Nice Nature.
im fucked im fucked il fucked ruined it again award so so fucked fuck me ow ow ughh uf kvfikfdkdkskkagahhhhh hjhhh
my dream is to coming home to nice nature in our rental unit 1b1k living close to poverty rotating between instant noodles and rice with raw eggs on top with onions sauce. we'd have no luxury for any electronic devices due to our low income but we'd have each other, talking about mundane stuff while we drink tea and eat mandarins after dinner under our kotatsu
>>582883332hey cutie are u signle do u have a discord
>>582883140two eyepatches...
>>582882805she's already a hyper popular uma and people on here aren't as #quirky as they think they are.
>>582883332>retards forgets to take meds>eughh yurr yarrr argh owie owie m-muh mentaldon't laugh, don't laugh, don't— pfft
>>582883372>onions sauce
>>582883646i forgot about the filters
when /uma/ says they forgot to take their meds do they mean doses of medication or getting fucked by italians in the ass
>>582883372Same, brother. Same.
>>582882805She's attainable and not out of reach. She's the most normal, and appreciates every little thing that you do for her.I still gosling till this day because of how happy she was when she got the origami trophy.
a better life awaits
>>582883332
>>582883332I'm walking the plank, I'm walking the plank. Swabbed the poopdeck again award. Stuck in davey jone's locker eughhh
>>582883754you'll knowand it's obvious what the tranny meant
>>582883332You aren't worth anyone's time, it's better to end it
>>5828833327 and you anhero
Need me some Taiki fuckbuddy
You guys should be nice
>>582884016she's a big uma
>>582884042i can't be nice, she is nice. i'm tahbo!
>>582884016put a gag on her mouth. her body is hot and has a cute face, but goddamn is that voice grating. i wouldn't want to hear how annoying she sounds when she moans and whines
morning
>>582884087lowkey kinda gay bro i NEED to hear her hootin and hollering
TORAINA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN>>582884118mr cock and balls the best wife (after luna)
>>582884118yo
HOLY I got decent loopaNo groundwork though
>>582884118
>>582883794>how happy she was when she got the origami trophy.This image lives rent free in my mind
you should roll
>>582884327
Im clanking a plan, if it works I might got my lazy way out of this cm. It involves the new Brian pwr card surprisingly.
>>582884016doto...
>>582884016And you shall have to be content without it as she is not real.unless you get a hooker or some faggot to roleplay as her for you if you're into that.
>>582884394if I was still frontpilled, then maybeunfortunately, I've already promised my carats (minus ramonu welfare funds) to my oshi, and I'm pretty sure I'm not getting her to 5* even then
>get 200 rolls in Ancestorsor>spend 200 rolls on Laureiei and neo
>>582884527roll for love not meta
>>582884394Did, got the boy instead.
new cryer
>neicha>fuku>kinguhaving it only be natie would be based, but it's clear that cyjews have been brainwashing the fanbase into specializing for lates since dat 1, because they already planned for it to be the most expensive running style out of the four
>>582884679
>>582884575neo uni is coincidentally every late player's oshi
>>582884719I'm not a late main but I'll be pulling for the illegal alien regardless as she's very cute.
>>582884679what flavor of abuse do you have to give air groove to get hwr to grovel like this?
>>582884719mine is rudolf
>>582884765wtf, i didn't know green day was an /uma/tard!!!
>euro hours have a (seemingly) chill laurel fag>sea/mutt hours have every bad thing possibleweird how this works
>>582884527Roll for SPAAAAACCEEEE
>>582884691>fukuCrazy sneak
>>582883332These schizo shitposts always make me laugh
>>582884719she's in my top 3 so im pulling for her but i don't give a shit about meta so i'm skipping laurel and ruby even if i have the carats to spend
i like neicha because she's comfy
>>582884837>rudolfher name is Luna
>>582884719Yes I'm Italian, how did you know?
>>582884719nah but I will buy her with a ticket to use her as a parent
>feet fagsnvm euro hours are terrible as well>>582885006NEISH IS NOT THAT TUMMY AND CUTE!
>>582885030>troonanyo
todays the last day of the monthwill your club hold steady?
>>582884964yuro hours have umama
>>582885008space on my face
>>582885140we're like rank 300 we've never been so fine
>>582885140I've been duelling one person in my club for the last week trying to take a podium spot and we've gained like 60 ranks from it so we are safe
>>582885152imagine the threesome...
>>582885217I'm trying to finish next to my club crush in monthly fan rankings
>>582885140I was worried that I'm gonna get kicked out so I pumped up just enough fans that if I get the boot they'll drop out in rank as well
>>582885140Nearly a third of my club didn't hit the quota
>>582879772Anon is actually cursed
>>582885094
>>582880191Laurel owes me sex
>>582885293what if you finish so close that your lines on chronogenesis are touching...
>>582885140>>582885152neisha is not that stacked/fat
join a b+ club there is no quota
>>582885014
>>582885386maybe I should convince him to flatline with me one month and have Danchou double murder us both at the same time....
>>582885430I'm in a B+ club with a quota...
My Jewish friend told me to play this gatcha last month. Now that i have some experience I wanted to join a club but they haven't addressed me by name and asked me to identify myself via a number.How the fuck is this allowed?
>>582885014Dont slander my beloved Orange wife!
>>582884832telling her you already cleaned your room by yourself
>>582885430This but Mambo
>>582885217I hit 1.2 accel and my clubmates didn't even spurt
>>582883540why6
>>582884016is barbecue that serious?
Why are japanese prison gay
>>582885553naruhodo
>>582885140Mambogeddon tomorrow
>>582884679speakey
>>582885635ALL prisons are gay
>>582885217>>582885293Why do I have the impression that you two are in the same club as me and probably dueling each other?
I've got insider info about a club disbanding at the end of the month again.
>>582885534>>582885430is the carat gain difference significant enough to warrant a shift from B to B+?
>>582885635everyone is prison gay.
lol
>>582885635https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc
>>582885750Omahgosh girl spill the tea
curren is a WHOREEEEEE
>>582885618yes, is easy to fuck up in barbeque
>>582885753for any single rank not really
>>582885787ATE THE BR*TISHATE THE FR*NCHIMPLE AS
>>582885750mambwo nyo...
wahey
>>582885217same, i spent all day retaking my #1 spot while trying to sweat out a cold
>>582879971I do this and say this
>>582885967SLAAAAVE!
>>582886000I need money
>>582885381what if you have to watch her scissor brian first before you get a turn?
>>582886120your desire for wealth disgusts me
>>582885750I'd rather get info on your insides
>>582885967>67
I think my danchou and I have mismatched desires for our club but I don't want to leave and doom him just because I want more people to pull their weight so we all get more caratsMaybe I'll stay through October but I can't take much more of people logging in, getting 400k fans and logging off while a handful of us average >7M daily to keep us afloat
>>582886243cuck behavior
>>582886243mambro...
>>582886237>>582886308holy cow I did it I never had it happen before
>>582886243Mambwo...
>>582886243Mambwo...Tamalovebwo...Autisumabwo...
https://youtu.be/jOG8RglWaKcthis song is gonna take forever to release to global won't it? Fuck.
>>582886243>https://uma.moe/circles/143543025The year old question of "do I leave this day one club, dooming it, or do I stay cuz I'm a lazy bastard and just wanna chill?". It's truly the biggest challenge this game has to offer
>>582886415>6 months agoI'm guessing 2029 at the earliest
>>582886450dancho, poach this anon.
>>582886573
triple the fans and still b+
>>582886450>>582886243if you actually do fan runs you should never settle for B/B+those tiers are for people who just play infrequently
machan seems like the type that would give you surprise handjobs for no reason
I'm starting to run out of parents for the ura and there's still 4 days of grinding carats left
>Team Trials is already at 994k
>>582886634Brian wife>>582886671I cost the game like a robot, doing the bare minimumSounds perfect to me>>582886690CB wifeAce Wife
>>582886450I feel bad for this guy in my club because he's just cranking out fan runs like crazy just for the love of the game and because I'd be 3rd place if he left
>>582886750who careswe're all here at 1.1m
>>582886815Umamusume is a fighting game
mambros...
>>582886859......
>>582886815Rudolf is so fuarking cool (unironically)
>>582886194Brian wouldn't touch laurel with a 10 foot pole.
>>582886796holy fuck talk about commitment>>582886815KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TWO WIVES!
>>582881439>that slight curve on her chestyou can't convince me that this uma does not pad her bra
>>582886859....
>>582886671If the outliers in my club dropped down to the average (not even leave the club, just grinding as much as the average member does) we would drop 600 ranks>>582886796Ok this is extremely based. draft horse behaviour
[DEVASTATING NEWS] dahbyposter has breached containment
>>582886932>>582887143w-what?
>>582886450this is not that hard of a questionif you like your club, you stay and if you don't like it you leave, as simple as that no matter the amount of fans you make, well if your club is A or above, if it's B/B+ I assume it's a dead clubif you're so desperate for carats, buy them, you have a job, right? and if you're a NEET you should already be in /uma/ club, 300M fans a month should be easy for the unemployedit's funny to me when I see anons complain about graphs in A+ clubs when I bet some anons maybe only want a comfy club and 1000 carats more isn't the end of the world
>>582887190I'd take him over any of the avatarposters itt
>>582887269
>whorren posterdont reply to me or my wives ever again
>>582886450join uma&co we're pushing for S next month. Any able bodied hand helps
>>582887360your wives are in this thread?
>>582887362>we're pushing for S next monthLOL LMAO
Mambo aiming for B next month again
It's still not too late to kick that flatliner before gibs
>>582886996desu. roreru should ask helios for advice on how to cope with being ignored
>>582887630That's some amazing ass hair.
>>582886450me and umatism after what I thought was me doing the minimum effort ended up being one of the top earners
>>582886450Every single month I think about moving to /uma/ club and I always end up stayingThat's because I already did the mistake of leaving a club I liked once
enough avatar faggingi dont care how many images you have sorted and ready to go
mejiro doto o
>>582887496It's true
rise and DIE
>>582887714
>>582887759I'd rather die
>>582887759more like die and RISE
>>582887676https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5320227
Uma&co is pushing for ass this month
>>582887740If only their Danchou had shame and committed harakiri like the UmaDash danchou after failing to reach S
Uma&Co is closer to disbanding than Mambo is
>gaze on me>swimsuit gold shipGold ship is kinda hot????My dick hard?
>>582887928Mambo is on the brink of disbanding every day
Sex with Rickey
>>582887994you get hard until it deflates when she drop kicks you and spews some nonsense about treasure hunting on the other side of the world
>>582887706Lol I am in Umatism and sadly I am in the top end. It's too many dead types and barely anyone does a run per day even with independent training. I am thinking to maybe leave for an A club at the very least. I am a golden dolphin.
>>582887994
>>582887909do not bully the Uma&Co danchou he's a nice guy!
does anyone have an end commander spe? trying to figure out what I should be building
>>582888118don't start, [[[they]]] are beyond reasoning
>>582888149Isnt she better as a late
Uh oh leechbwos, our income may be at risk, they are nyoooticing...
>>582888118he isn't
Hello?
>>582888229No gold recovery so you're gambling on like, what, VIP pass?
umallo
>>582887797this deviant germans must be stopped
>>582888258>rudolf is a sizequeenn-no...
>>582888082https://uma.moe/circles/611102252Also this is for reference. But look at it. 13 people barely or not even active. Yet leader does not kick anyone of those out. They even have a login for 3 day policy and do not even follow it.
>>582888229in that she doesn't need late sparks, sureher skills are identically relevantends get spurt and daring strike, lates get clawit's all about the same
>>582888053Yeah that only makes it harder bro
>>582888118not today rorimastah
>>582888258What? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
>>582887759Rice and shine mister Freeman
>>582888320she's not a size queen, if fact she was satisfied by my average size
>>582888118Is he nice enough to suck my dick if I ask him to?
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl realyl really really relaly really really really reallyl really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really love Stego.
>>582888287Why would you be using Hayahide when we just had Creek?No, you can't afford to run 2 stam cards, you're gambling on Superior Heal or BoFA.
>>582888432Isn't she describing a female trainer
>>582888456maybe if you're in the club and is the top earner
>>582887998What happened to Mambo this month? They were struggling last two months to keep A+, now they're comfily cruising even after losing a couple big earners
>>582888510who the fuck is rolling on creek
>>582888229If you have either creek or CB MLB she is easier to build as end
>>582888539MAMMMBOOOOOOOOOO
>>582888539>hey guys lets earn more fans>okaywhat do you fucking think
FM rollers had their fun in MANTnow it's CreekGODs' turn to have fun
>schedule a whipping session for the bottom 3 earners>only one guy shows up>it's the top earner
>>582888539danchou turned on sweepy
>>582888539They fell for the carat positive lie.
>>582888321Wtf, this club is dead
>>582887714I have around 2k Flash images that are all for gooning purposes
>>582888661mambocchi...
>go to a forum for other enthusiasts of a game>join a club from said forum of enthusiasts>proceed to not play the fucking gamei dont get it
>>582888539They didn't have any S rank worthy players so allen was threatening to disband them. I guess that was enough of a wake up call to start grinding
tm opera oyou can only use her once
Uh oh low effort bros you might have to do this as a part time job when the high earners leave your clubs.
>>582886450>Top Earner is 300M monthly>For B+ gibsJesus Christ. This guy could even shoot to S+ clubs if he wanted
>>582888858300M is S tier not S+ tier
there is still one /uma/club-tier hard carry in my club... it makes me feel uneasy when I think he could be poached at any moment
>>582888725Basically yes lol out of me and another guy basically carrying it's a wasteland. That's why I am thinking to leave and I think the guy who replied here might be the other one.
>>582887928Isn't the former danchou still in their club? I doubt it
I love my fictional wife TM Opera O!
>>582888321Mate half the club doesn't even login anymore and your danchou has earned 6M fans this monthit's dead, Jim, cut your losses
>>582888984autis/uma/bwo...your dancho...
>>582888984Nobody wants to join /uma/ club anymore, it's a clown house now
>>582889048I am going to do that honestly. I hope the other guy does the same. I need to join in a B+ club or A.
I wish danchou made a rule to never go above a certain amount of fans as a pact of never leaving for a better club.
I like my clubdacchis and I just joined this month
>>582889063ryanchou is loyal to his men
>>582888321Anon your leader is the flatliner, just move anywhere else, you have enough for A+ if you're one of the top 2 earners
>>582888938With 300M you'd fit into many rank 20-30 clubs, even if you'd end up in the bottom half
>>582889013Bwo... you know this isn't /our/ Umatism, right?yes you should leave, you could be in an A or even A+ club
>>582888938every single s+ club currently has someone making less than 300m though
>>582888539we picked up some big earners after we did the caveman DAAAHBYY recruitments
What if all the B+ clubs merged to make Mambo 2
>>582889297the uman who sold the world...
>>582889370I dont want to and will not do fan runs
>>582889267>>582889298Those are leeches that risk getting kicked any second tho. I'd never be a bottom 10 earner in a club because I'd get scared Danchou will have a melty and kick me before gibs
>>582889365can you guys lose a member so I can see those posts again
>>582889370all the B+ clubs should combine together to create tamambuma club
>>582889294/our/ umatism isn't much betterhttps://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=340664759
>>582889370if i remember in like 7 months i will rename my club mambo 2 for april fools day
>>582889063Unironically I think ryanchou is the least likely to leave autisumaThere are a couple poachable guys below him though
MOMMY
I realize I have the ability to join an S club but if I leave then the club will stop being an A club and I'll feel bad for the other people who try and I'm not sure what to do anymore.
>>582888858He truly is, /OUR GUY/
did you know? /uma/ used to have 2 S ranked clubs
>wake up>missed the club drama talkI'm about to have a melty irl
>>582889246>>582889294I am going to aim for A+ or A because I am in the top 2 on my end.
>>582889596I was in both of them
>>582889484>shikikanhello fellow /alg/ bro
>>582889571>air groove when her daughters are hotter than herI kneel...
>>582889703you could be a mid pack A+ earner or one of the better A ones
>>582889620>draw a 5 month pregnant uma >call it fattruly the greatest trick cygames ever pulled
>>582889575they should also leave.im not sure what kinda camraderie your club has but ultimately its up to if you want more gibs for effort or not
>>582889620ayoibers
>>582889746>/alg/ poster posts off-model Ardan artI guess being a gooner transcends games
>>582889782Thanks for the compliment. I definitely play a lot and really push hard to get everything done and try to get high amounts of fans.
>>582889849She's dangerous...
>>582889437Sorry man but that kinda sounds like your own trust issue
what if we all come together, then try to form a new club, one to replace the fallen charlatan and to aim higher. using only the kittens with the most drive, we'd plow right in and rearrange the totem pole starting from the shaft and working our way up
mid pack is uncomfy what if i want to play less for a while
>>582889849>>582889964i would let her bite every part of my body as long as she's happy and she lets me fondle and grope her ass
>>582889892>off-modelno, chinese genes just do that.
>>582889965Top clubs are almost all filled with schizo danchous. You see them disband or kick people all the time.It's not like being a bottom earner in Mambo
>enter club chat>top earner chibi is doing the goodbye keb hand waveheh
>oguri oshi players exist
>>582890264peak...
I only care about not being the bottom 5 earner, so I can just play the game and get my gibs
>>582890345If I were danchou I would kick anyone in the 20-25th positions of earners. The bottom 5 are incompetent and can't do any better but the ones skirting just above that have demonstrated they can do more but refuse to do so, showing that they are disloyal
>>582890345>implying his dancho wouldn't kill him in cold blood for S rankohnonono
>>582890443unusually based
Good morning /uma/Today is a cloudy day, but clouds are better than heatGood luck to you all today
>>582890483mornin' cutie
>>582890443mambro...
I think the new UmaDash Danchou should kick out the old UmaDash Danchou right now.He' been talking a lot of shit about you guys for someone with no Danchou powers
it's supiki
Mambo, you should donate two of your top 10 earners to other clubs to keep /uma/ balanced.
There's just no way someone this beautiful is related to Spe Chud
>>582890553CRYER
Thoughts?
POST SOMETHING
Mambo should kick their bottom earners because I want to see more funny nig dahby posts.
I'm supposed to be scared of this?
>>582890809>funny
>>582890443>>582890471A little secret for you guys, I have an arch-rival it's a guy who joined the same time as me, so I always try to be close to his fan count but he is possibly unemployed or have a good chunk of free time, I planned to overtake his fan count last weekend by pumping a spike in fan count, but he also did also just that, he is a Falco poster.
who will be next?
>>582890809
which uma would listen to ryuichi sakamoto?
>>582891080How many refreshes did this take
>>582891080umama if allen knows what's good for him and the club
>>582891024>bitocan I have sex with you
>>582891090disgusting
>>582891126It's an old image the avatars are wrong
For the anon who said getting UF with wit SR's was impossibleI forgot I actually used CB on my UF4 Fine, but its at LB1, which is pretty much on equal terms as MLB SR cards like Fuku or MarvI have a bunch of UF3-UF1 umas which are using 2 SR cards
>>582891006
>>582890916i love girls in pajamas!
>>582891418Post them you nigger
>>582891418Forgot to link image, Im tired
using oggers is cheating though
>>582891418I want to let you know that I set up an alarm ready to apologize to (You) and call you a good trainer as another anon posted what you said you did and now I feel stupid. It's okay anon, you're still a good trainer.
>>582891592Holy mother of high roll
>>582891592>looks inside>all the strongest cards except for 1Fuck off
>>582890902I'll never forgive the guy who joined in the 10th, we could had that for the entire month...
sex with ___
>>582891797>removing the heartwtf anon
Brian is too scary.
>>582891739scarlet and ardan are weak as fuck nigga
/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is looking for a cool, nice, wonderful toreina-san to join the comfiest S-rank clubu on the globe!~reply to apply today and have your spot tomorrow!
>>582891895Stop posting on anonymous imageboards Brian. Nobody thinks you're scary. We're all just pretending.
For anyone interested in a casual B+ club, Buttsweat has a spot and may have up to two more spots next month.Dailies are enough, auto runs are your friend. Relatively active chat, good advice and a good qi flow to bless those runs and possibly your cheeky lucky tenners too. If you need to be less active for some time just tell dancho.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested
Brian has a dumb fucking face which is why I'm not going to pull blaze unless it changes her win face
>>582891797I would like to think anyone claiming that this is good handwriting is doing it ironically and just to troll him or others
>dumb fucking faceit's called "ahegao"
sorry our club is full and there's no spots because there are no flatliners.>t. danchou of THAT club
don't forget to send currenspies on umadash once their danchou leaves
the other naritas are infinitely more scary than brian could ever be.
>>582892079mambwo don't lie like that...
>>582892079Neth...
>>582892189Ok but Brian is also way hotter
brian, topro, airport
someone reply to the /Uma/Club post already, I don't care if you actually want to join or not. Create some fake drama
>>582891938I want to join but I feel bad since I just jumped ship last month so I'll leave it for others for now. But if you're still vacant a few days into next month I'll definitely join
>>582892360silence whorren chan
RUN
>>582892360Gee I wonder why nobody's interested
>>582891938>>582891969Fuck off
>>582892360>yeah bro pull out that water pistol in front of the mob boss it'll be fine
I still haven't done clanking my 2nd gp
>>5828919387 and i apply
fake image amazon doesn't shave she has a jungle
>>582891739>>582891614?
>someone reply to the /Uma/Club post already, I don't care if you actually want to join or not. Create some fake drama
>>582892428https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12287728
>>582891938>>582891969fuck me
>>582892539as i posted above using oggers is cheating
>>582886859
i try to keep 100k ahead of the line also team trials is fun
>>582892829no it's NOT
>>582892601windy is like the least erotic character in this game.pokke and brian are right there if you want an actually hot uma to bite you.
>>582892393Sounds good anon! I think you'll have a lot of fun. >>582892479>off by 2roll again! roll again!>>582892360How about I create drama by replying to you, eh?Don't read this if you don't want your feeling hurt:hoeyeah.
>>582893089is there e-sex in the club
Happiness from within
>>582893089>spoilerBASEDBASEDBASEDumama is a vengeful spirit thoughbeit, goodluck with that curse
>>582893159yurr
Any uma itashas?
What Curren Chan's (horse) personality is like? Why they decided to make her social network addict.
I could fix umama but I would have to break his hole
>>582893159e-sex?
>>582893159negative. /Uma/ Club is a wholesome club. ERPers should look elsewhere.
Almond Eye's 11 herbs and spices
>>582893283
>>582893337>invites the biggest erp spammer in this general to the club
>>582891452Same
>>5828929847 and I cum on laurel's broken legs
Which umas sleep naked
7 and I break Teio's other leg
>>582893337>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>582893543all the umas that sleep with me
>>582893276yeah why?
>>582893325I miss my folder of sex images man...
Why did Light Hello randomly invite me to a concert? Can't she invite her friends?Why did Light Hello get so drunk and make me carry her home? That's pretty dangerous.Why does Light Hello keep texting me and inviting me to her hobbies?Why did Light Hello suddenly start massaging me isn't this a bit too personal?Why did Light Hello put my head on her lap when I fell asleep? Does she think she's my mom?Light Hello saw a shooting star and told me what she wished for was a secret and she could only tell me when the time was right. I don't understand when is the right time?
>>582893337
>>582893628you're forgetting someone big here...
>>582893656Remove Light Hello from your deck
I love my genius wife!
>>582891938I am down, 774808253297
>some of my club dachhis leave the club>club fall down a few ranks>i get mad>become top earner>another dachis started played too>bring club back to it's rankDanchud i demand a beer
>>582893587
>>582893618I'd post more but I stole that one from google and don't have any more...
>>582893587h-hot...
>>582893771Keb...
>>582891938Plenty of sexy Hishi Amazon pictures you could use and instead you resort to ai. Kinda cringe
>>582893771DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLOOOSHgenuinely how can you not chuckle after seeing this
why is she like this?
>>582892984>breaks her legs>spends all manga chasing someone who does not give a single shit about her>99% of the moments people actually care about in SB aren't about herwill she ever get anything at all in any shape or form
>>582893774Mambwo...
>>582893771So this is why Mambochou decided not to add a quota next month
>>582893934I mean I think it's funny in a pathetic kinda way but I wouldnt want to get too close to the zoo animals.
>>582893934>/Uma/ Club is a wholesome club.ERPers should look elsewhere.
suzuka knows ball???
>>582891938I would join but you posted sloppa
Cafe9 speed 9 stam inherit2 speed 2 wit 1 power(probably vodka)Thoughts?
Why did Hishi Miracle cancel our contract?I was just joking around when I kept throwing her in the poolShe should learn to take a joke
>>582893771
>>582893741WHAT
>>582894128my ball? yes
>>582893934for me its "YOU WANT DOM DOM? I GIVE YOU DOM DOM"
>>582894134even with 9 speed sparks you are not getting anywhere close to 1600 with 2 cards in a 0 growth uma
>>582894219
>>582893891>>582893917>>582894027>>582894139>>582891938jk, thats my ID 686345960575 f
Tell me you wouldn't cuddle Teio and give her forehead kisses
>>582894134You need 18 stam if you arent running a stam cardOr 1 extra gold recovery on your deck
>>582894134Cafe is outlandish hard to train in GL, a normal decent run is a high roll in her case
>>5828942241500 is fine cope
>>582891938181478271067 Hope to see you there.
>>582894134last time i tried to train cafe with p*wer cards it was in unity and went horribly, GL is probably even worse as far as stamina gains
>>582893934burger pockets is my favorite
DOMDOM ME MATEYARGGGGHHHMATEY
>>>/lgbt/44917846Tachysissies what is this?
>>582894320you wouldn't cuddle Teio and give her forehead kisses
>>582893587WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>582894568You're right
>>582893905>>582894131i understand the sentiment but it's just a club ad.it's not being presented as art but rather a disposable, one-time use image to relay customized information. that's exactly what 'slop' is adequate for!>>582894304>>582894435cease these pranks at once /uma/ citizen(s)!
>>582894553Why were you in lgbt in the first place?
how many hours until the proper club drama starts
>>582894553bamboobwo ovr repvtation....
>>582894635you're like one of those millennial entrepreneurs justifying their ai generated tarps. Fuck you.
>>582894134Not using stamina card and bringing stam sparks on 30% stamina growth uma looks really stupid
>>582894553STOP
>>582894635not when you use it to generate uma art
4 and /uma/club dies a horrible death next month
:3
>>582894553Explain yourself being there first
>>582894793observing my tiny cock
I think danchou secretly hates me for asking sashes once.
>>582894635If some mambo schizo can make funny ads, why cant you?
>>582894780She's hot when she's mad
>1000 stam + 1 gold + claw forward and full throttleIs Stamina Siphon worth getting just in case?
BROS!I need you opinion on ancestors and guides card. Should You and I roll for it??Big Pro>You can borrow any card you wantCons:>it only viable for 3 month>you can spend carats on something else>you will be perma borrowing this card, if you newcutie cardlet like me, it's rip
>>582894134dont lates want to use that stam card for claw foward or something? you can likely drop the stam sparks for something else since she has 30% growthon the other hand you can drop the stam card and go 18 star sparks and hit 900+ stam anyway2 speed on a 0% speed growth is miserable
>>582894932AI is a shortcut to express your creative ideas that's why
>>582895057no
>>582894635anti-ai fags are obnoxious tards
>>582895057I will roll if they give us 100 like with riko, not rolling otherwiseif it gets really bad playing without it i'll just skip and clank the scenario
I'm gonna overstam and then use stam draining skillsI'm a genius
>>582894878not even close
>>582895057No not really. I would only spark, IF they give us 100 free rolls like they did with Riko. Thats a big if and I dont expect them to do it.
>>582895109>creative ideasposting a lust provoking image of hishi amazon (that she already has a lot of in real art form) isn't a very creative idea and can be done without using AI shityou are simply brown if you use gen AI
>>582895109Ignore the bad faith shitposters danchou, can't reason with a brick wall
How bad are new scenarios for cardlets?I was able to skip all cards until Tachyon and was getting to A finals, but now it feels harder and I think without rolling her might've failed. How it's going to be in next ones?
>>582895114>>582895141>>582895219>noI dont get it, you planing to perma borrow it?
>>582894940I personally prefer the other dumbass faces she makes but true.
>>582894635>it's just a club ada club ad you obviously put some effort into. It's not any more dofficult to just pick a Hishiama pic you like off of pixiv or danbooru and edit the club recruitment on top of it.
Why do browns hate AI art I don't get it
>>582895286are you seriously going to MLB a card that lasts max 2 months?
>>582894553please just use curren for these posts
bobo capped her bond so I'm gonna abuse Suzuka now
Ancestors significantly lost its appeal to me now that were moving on to generic plats from zodiac plats. >requires ramonu and ancestors>both becomes obsolete once style specific wit cards drop and after scenario ends respectively>essentially two cards both dead in just 1 scenarioeasy skip for a poorfag like me
>>582894878Stop trying to put curses on you other, you sick fuck!
Today I learned the reason I found out about uma (a doujin about Spe getting fucked by a massive cock) was made by someone who made Insterspecies reviewersFitting isnt it?
>>582895057>you will be perma borrowing this card, if you newcutie cardlet like me, it's ripim also new and since i dont have any cards, having that one wont make me any more shithole status so im skipping ^_^
>>582895057I sparked Fuku 3LB despite it being a 'scenario' card, then surprise surprise she's mega meta in clanker runs
What shitty clubs are recruiting? I'm not getting into an A club
>>5828951514 debuffers every lobby.
>set up clanker alarm to take a nap until reset>don't start a runput me in club jail and throw the key danchou
>>582895286yes
>>582895286Yes!
>>582895376Ancestors looks like a super important card actually now with auto implementation. Should have even more longevity than Ramonu.
>>582895436Just join an A or A+ club bwo. I'm in an A+ club and I did one (1) career this week
>>582895369>MLBNo i thinking doing 200?>>582895409Well i'm not new like you, i even got plat, but yeah that's a problemIf i gonna perma borrow it, i definitely wont do shit in CMs for 3 months>>582895416Fuku is a speed card bro, it's not the same
>>582895549mambro...
>>582895308I want to join mambo
>>582895583that's still 200 pulls for pasa instead especially that she is around the corner after ancestorsdo what you want tho
>>582895583>Well i'm not new like you>if you newcutie cardlet like meso youre not new, you just suck at not wasting carats on useless shit? rough bwo...
>>582895646how is dia so cuteshe's just SO cute
YATTA!
>>582895057If your other cards are good you will have no problems reaching A finals with a locked borrow slot so why bother rolling on a card that you'll only use for 3 months? Auto parenting is the only really valid argument for it.
>>582895662Nah i thinking ether doing 200 on ancestors or doing doing 200 on umas thoughI will have enough for pasa (if calc says truth)>>582895489>>582895502Hmmm it's hard out there bros>>582895726I started playing at GL bro and i have MLB Tachi, Kita and LH bro... bwocho...
>>582895786Decent scroll length, show the whites
>Someone from here started following me out of nowhere even though my borrows are shitB-Bros, what's happening? I'm scared.
>>582895835>I started playing at GL>I'm not a newcutie
>>582895474happened to me the first month of clank release.Went to sleep, woke up next day, no "Post Career" selection on my home screen, i thought i started a clank run but i actually didn't.
As an ex mambro...it's a pretty good club
>>582895474oh no anonwe're not letting you off that easy
>>582895875Marked
>>582895896Yeah it's a me, you favorite newcutie, but i got plat so i decided not to call myself that! anymore!
I can afford 600 pulls on Ramonu and 400 on Ancestors, surely everything will be fine.
>>582895862No groundwork but still way better than my stamina 3 Bobo
What am I saving my rainbow gems for? Do I use it to instantly MLB a card after pulling a copy or do I use it sparingly for multiple cards
As a current mambro...it's a pretty good club
>>582896067>all those 1 starsgrim
it's one of these days
>>582895786>maruzenTerrible parent, G1s doesn't fix her low as fuck base Affinity with everyone.
>>582896106you use it as an emergency to MLB a card if you are unlucky with 400 rolls
Its Mambover actually
umis payday this reset or next reset?
>>582894635Not surprised that "/uma/ club" hosts noncreatives.
>>582895791>If your other cards are good you will have no problems reachinThat's a problem, i need to borrow something, almost always>Kris S>Natie>Taiki for mile>Super creek
>>582896126>is it an S club, an A+ club, or an A club?>I ask him>he chuckles and responds "it's a pretty good club, sir">it's an A club
>>582896168should I prioritize generalist cards or style-specific cards?
I forgot you could buy more umamon tickets with juice
>>582896106You use them as backup for Ramonu and Pasa if your pulls are complete shit or to MLB and save on carats if you need 1 more copy of those and you are far from spark
>>582896136>>582896165Don't say that
>>582896189idiot
>>582896189Tomorrow
>>582896238Whatever card you will end up using a lot. That can be a generalist card like Pasa or a sfyle specific wit card.>>582896228>kris sBad card>NatieSlick surge is enough>taiki for mileYou dont need her>creekWhat have you been using tickets on?You will reach a finals without these cards
>>5828961898 hours
Hey
Dacchis will have an open spot next month
looping leads to mental health issues
>>582895317same>t. indonesian jewish convert
clicking on the Post Club Card to Social Media button and showing my friends and family on facebook how good my club is
>>582896428I feel bad taking your ex-danchos still warm seat so nyo
>>582896412I gues i really can cope with white versions of the skills, maybe yeahSo i will spend 200 rolls on umas
>>582896456triple t-bro...
>>582896558cute
>>582895317So true good sirWhy they hatings on us expressing our creative ideas
>>582896315*smooches*
september is overwhere did 2026 gowhat am i doing with my life
>>582896009Why? I'm a low earner with only 5 to 8 million daily during half TP.
>>582896641Truee
>>582896676Personally going back to school to do something I’m passionate about
>>582885610well i think you are sweet and we could connect and talk more ;)
>>582894092>Umama is V's used goodsnyooooooooooooooooooo...
>>582896750These are good for the soul
I wish I could see some boobs today.
>>582896750>rudolf is neither the EMPEROR penguin nor the red-nosed reindeer who made this
>>582897002Ask teiobro to show his
>>582896908I like them very much
>>582897068same
>>582895767they really dropped peak like it was another day
>>582897002Google boobs
>>582895943Why is Fine Motion so rapeable
@umagrok boobs
>>582891606chevachi a CUTE
Did you knowcows love her.
Dia's big fat fucking milk filled gargantuan mammary glands mommy I need a dwinky goo goo
7 decides who my wife is.
>4 days leftyep im bricked skipping ts
>>582897327Only you get to decide.Idiot.
>>582897327you must decide yourself it seems
What if the trainer says no?
>>582897367WHY DID YOU WASTE YOUR 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBnvvJ4DEpc this should be oguri's main solo song it's so much better than unbreakable
>>582897353You can do 15 a day
>>582897402Why would you?
>>582897327Air Shakur
>>582897416what
>>582897463>marrying a gorilla womanNah.
>>582897405People should make their own choices.You cannot force someone to love someone.
I'm a retard that cannot choose. Give me an Uma wife.
>>5828975215 a day5 for daily tickets5 for jellies
>>582897208you can't rape finemoshe has bodyguards around her 24/7
>>582894092someone please make a pirate version of this
>>582897353But 4 days is 60 races>>5828975215 from daily reset, 5 you can buy with jellies and 5 is daily mission
>>582897543More for me then
>>582897627Rape the bodyguards as well
>>582897521anon...
>>582897606>straight maleGrass Wonder>straight femaleFenomeno>gay maleNarita Brian>gay femaleAir Shakur>nonbinaryAgnes Digital>transMejiro Ryan
>>582897713You know if she ever goes on top you'll die? She literally had the strength of a nuke.
>>582897627The thrill of the hunt makes it exciting
>>582897813>straight male>Grass WonderBut why?
>>582897813>gay male narita brianthat's insulting
>>582897818She can hold back
I hope mambo doesn't explode in 30 minutes
I'm gay male and I like Smart Falcon.
>>582898045
>>582898045There's another day left gwo
>>582897935I'm a straight male and there's nothing wrong with that choice. Cute weeb trad wife PAWG. Can definitely see why she appeals to straight guys more than any other demographic.
>kept clanking my dailies>realize I still have to do a fucking race, 33min left to go>quickly throw a ogu run on and do itfirst manual run I've done in weeks, if not months...
>>582898090THIS IS TOO RUDE TOWARDS GAY PEOPLE STOP IT
>>582897935She's literally the most feminine japanese uma to this day. You can even say she's the perfect personification of yamato nadeshiko.
>>582898241>japanese
My oshi? Oguri Cap.
>>582897935https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/Rank 8th btw>feminine>japanese yamato nadeshiko wife>beautiful>umazing waist to hip ratio>a burning passion that will surely leave marksWhat's not to like?
>>582897061So glad I got her in 20 rolls, I have the biggest dick in /uma/ so its only fair I got all the biggest tits umas
>>582898329Kingu is a white girl too. Has 2 American parents.
Dont make me post it Weeb Wonder
>>582897813>straight female >fenomenodon't even joke lad
Chances Cygames releases wedding Cafe early just for me?
>>582898365I also like feminine hrt penis btw.
>>582898220I have 20 minutes left FUCK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE
>>582898562Shouldn't her name be President Halo? Is this another Burger King situation?I guess americans really want their monarchy back.
>>582898673
>>582898673there is nothing inside brickey head
>>582898673>ehehette nandayo!
>>582898673>EHE TE NANDAYO
>>582898691Shut up Shakur!
>>582898673best va best singer best cutest gyaru>>582898682GET THE FUCK ON IT NOOOOOOOOOOW
>>582898839>Shakur
taiki won every mile sprint and didn't get umamusume of the year so she just did it again what a god so based and her tits are huge
>>582898929Empty
>>582898673Wow, Falco really is cute!
>>582898974Just like her chances of winning
>>582898798her name is Gambari Masu.
>>582899020>>582898798>>582898768>>582898673
>>582893934ouuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh i’m splooooooooooshing
>>582899086Curren...
Trainer likes Falco
>>582898220guess it was worth the time at leastback to being a transport tycoon
Golshi is cuter than your favorite uma
there is still time, neichabwos...
>>582899239>Golshi is cuter than Golshi
>>582899297I mean
>>582899239Handsome anime Golshi > gacha Golshi
mgu mgu
>>582899558Game's models are mostly stupid/funny not attractive.With a few exceptions.
>>582899632cute fatty
>come here, nonny
>>582899558Nah anime Golshi looks like a troon
>>582899653MY TONGUEHER TUMMYPERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
>>582899667cheval so good they made a version where she doesnt shower
>>582899671I cheated on her with Dia
supiki
>>582899558>anime GolshiShe looks like Chris-chan
>>582899750
>>582899875I want to suck her boobs
we call em cryers around these parts
Chud butt
OHAYOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>582900168No one actually likes Cheval.
guess what day is it
Umas past expiration date
>>582900373Is that vodka ass?WOAH
>>582900290I like her body
>>582900384Tazuna is perfection
Last copy of Brian off DailiesReady to hibernate until Larc
>>582900384Light Hello is hotter than 90% of umas half her age
>>582900506But then you have to deal with the drinking…and with that comes drunken mistakes…
>>582900627She'll stop drinking if I love her
>>582900683People do not change, for better or worse
>>582900683Oh honey...
>log in>request kaSHITwa kinen winner's sash>log out
>>582900814*kicks you before gibs*
>>582900957>>582900957>>582900957
>>582900814I too pulled granny but I just bought 30 from the friend points store because I have 100k there
>>582901005smartest tachyonfag
>>582900495What's your plan? Is this card good for next scenario or something
>>582900290
>>582898241I'm pretty sure you have an arima kinen race to train for, Grass...
>>582899671scarlet is off limits to nonnyposters
