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>>582889745sovl
here's your mid bro
nice game murray
GoD4 with Azu bros, life's good ngl ngl
This is the final thread for the control and domination of Tekgen:https://soundcloud.com/brandyn-forrest/rayquaza-vs-deoxys
THREAD THEME #110:https://youtu.be/KJRiBDMfrTU
>>582890041do you ever stop whining?
>>582890414the cross of playing steve is heavyyou can't expect me to carry this burden in silence
jesus didnt complain so you shouldnt either
why does rayquaza have DSLs
those are gums, nigga is old
>rayquaza sounds like a black chick's name
still laugh to myself about the stealiqua joke to this day
is season 4 the last season?
havent played since clive
havent clived since (state of) play
>>582889732no fun allowed!!!
you know who else liked fun? hitler
odd looking duck
AnyPS5
masku
crying duck gif ^^^^^
crine
craving falafels rn
cuz i need u
>have to walk 40 min or 1:20 total to buy a conditioner
cool zone gif better
physint will bring back the mgs4 glory days
Layquaza posting
I wanna be an astronomer but it takes 10 years by that time super intelligence will render me a useless fack
I want to pay Lars Ulrich to play Lars against me in a Ft5
in terms of boketroon memes crying duck is pretty aright, coolzone is just the strange fixation of some autistic dude with too much free time on his hands
in terms of i didnt ask
son
in terms of yes yes u did
>>582890361She looks like Asuka
i miss drawbro
>>582897338i don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1NiI2n65I
>>582897603you and drawbro... whatevah happened there...
i miss ecco
i miss lilianon
>>582897771he got chased off /ic/ and had to farm attention here, i'm sure he'll back again once he craves more attention
im still in love with a nearly 40 year old former drug addict stripper with a child a man and nasty teeth it is blatantly obvious this is the case without me saying anything so I think I have a chance
could be worse, you could be in love with a tekgen poster
https://x.com/i/status/2104906911493890268I want to become a person like this!!!!
unlike tekken 7 i almost never clip hype moments in d8
im a big fan of women
I thought I was into trannies but then I went outside and realized im not gay
im a big fan of bjork
said no one ever
gringo bros, its up!!!!:https://youtu.be/hgw5cVxdKeA
/azugen/
IT'S FUCKING UP HOLY SHITTTTTTTTThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TpV1yUwBkA
ERIC CAMEO!!!!!
i hate everything about azucena and i jerk it to latinas daily
- Azucena General
>>582904248yoshi is already comedic relief so this does nothing
Tekken 8 KKOKKOMA (#1 Ranked Kunimitsu) Vs COCKLE (Shaheen)High Level Gameplay!
Jozie was a much better brownfu.Azucena is cringe + ugly.
>>582904550prob top 5 prettiest fgc girl of all time but the writing is so fucking dogshit that everyone overlooks her
azu is cringe in a non anime way, the best kind of cringe
Why couldn't we have this...
>>582904550Sexo general
>>582905396ewwww>>582904550ayayayay
>>582905974Kys troon
I'm going to marry Anna Williams
wheres lingweko?
only just now did I realize that xzibit is meant to be a stylistic way of writing exhibit
>>582908583i didn't know how he spells his name until i played the riddick games
just high crush steve, brojust parry him
armpits are porn for Gemini
>>582908046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9QWY_QIWII
fortunately, there is Grok
stopping michael murray together with my wife
she looks beautiful in that picture
>>582909934
I'm on the verge of paying for GrokI can't believe it..
Shaq is better than Kobe and he's the most dominant center to ever play the game the rest of them are Boomer memes
>>582910259he looks greasy in that picture
i'm soloi'm han solo
>>582910195>>582910195Her T8 design is immaculate. T7 version was alright too, but T8 is just off the charts. I never liked her before, but that changed in T8. She's right up there with Kuni, Jun, and Lidia. T8 may be a lot of things, but the women are top tier.
>>582910464
im day drinking again!!! I go back to work tomorrow!!!
>>582912283yo this nigga like moms lmaooooo
>>582897338i smooch your eye
T8 won
>>582912283>>582912462Stop samefagging scattroon. Bitch is ugly. You're brown.
>and lidia
puerto rican king player = scatblud
Today I will remind them
planting my seed inside reina
meant to say asha
THREAD THEME #111:https://youtu.be/wv_4JnHvOTc
>>582912887ewww go away gross troon
>>582913106based
>>582890414that wasnt me bludi barely cry about steve nowadays. in fact i want them to keep steve the way he is currently. tight executions into massive rewards? thats my boy
Skincare bros what did we apply today
Job bros how much did we earned today
>>582917583neanderthals
Anime bros how did you kill yourselves today
Bjork bros how much did we alsemanche today
GT7 bros how much did you fuck today
i drive
I only respect Lili
>>582917645Less than 100€
audiophile bros what did you listen to today
i remember the faggot with his bower&wilkins bluetooth headset larping as a connoisseur lmao what a retard
>>582912780Damn right.>>582913106Wrong guy.
>>582918810My cock does too.
>>582920846
Didn't read.
>>582923578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARo-2QFRNfY
>>582917583I fucking love those hotpants
>>582919236>still malding
>i'm not a serious music listener, that's why i buy expensive gearadhd detected
>>582922818bro posting deadlock in /tekgen/
which one of you two likes bjork? so that i know who to root for in this headphones fight
The misogynists will get Azucena nerfed in season 4 and she's already one of the worst characters in the game. We're going back to end of season 1. It's so fucking over.
azucena's a hoe
>The misogynists
>>582925354linganon would be a seven main as he cares about fashion, too bad he can't aim for shit
>troonlock
the only game worth playing in 2026 (up to 2030)
im replaying re4r
>re4based>rcringe
if veronica is post poned i will jump off
>actually early alpha game
>groomlockshan't become
>RE4Rdropped after el gigante would rather play og
>>582926113I got baited
nigga said season 4 :crine:murray locked himself in a bunker and will probably die there in a few days. tekken is over
>>582912283faces got better, but the bodies though; thankfully, mods can fix thatI can't believe the AI recognizes what's missing and adds navels to a screenshot of the game>>582913106this is not Tekken 7 anymore
>i killed tekken8, what you done of notable huh?
i'm slow in the head
compared to who exactly?
boketroon
shadow lost to an ex valorant player at my local. fg pros suck dick compared to other games pros
cause tekken players not building a skill, they are just working on habit and memorization.fps players actually build a skill, just rts players
im crine
>>582928981compare it to ace combat 8
Capcom Won
Sega Winned
Konami Won
AnyPS5 Won
/trannygen/ lost
>>582928981imagine you think to yourself hey I want to play Tekken 8 let me check it out and then you see a giant blob of monstrosity on the front cover like why the fuck did they put Bob in the game
Cool PS5 got hacked, now I can play... uhmm... a worse version of Demons Souls?
>>582930814hmmm didnt ask, however you can play anything? and also run linux
ace combat 8 runs better on console and has no memory leak issue or crashes.pc gaming is a meme these days and only retards buy into it (at these prices)
i'll buy that for a dollah
>ps5 emulatorim playing metal slug anthology on my ps2 emulatorthey really should make a new metal slug that isn't a mobile game
anyps5 is not an emulator, it's a recompiler, it generates native code
so it emulates the original consolegot it
nope, it literally makes the ps5 software compile and run on other hardware, it doesn't emulate any component of the console.
recompile a good tekken game if you're so smart
i messed everything up, im not the man u guys think i am
>tekkenlet it stay in the past, recompiled GRAN TURISMO 7
>tekkenlet it stay in the past, recompiled Vulnicura VR
>tekken>good
men? huge fan
i achieved more beating my meat today than 1000 hours of tekken 8
>>582908508
Babygallies I done did geteded geteded a conditiona like da too pieces of exodia so now I can wash ma hair wit SHAMPOO plus CONDITIONA and henceforth FINISH THE PROCESS yada yada yada yada
delete delete delete
it is not emulation
jontron is back wtf
is he still fat
>tekken>tekken: 8>bad
>Tfw Anna posting on tekgen
>>582936034adhd hypersexuality
>>582936034me fr
>>582936034humanity is healing
is there any tekgen poster (other than myself) without any kind of metal illness?
>>582936034>watching mgs4 videos
we're just pretending anon, we are 6'9 gigachads IRL
im allergic to silver
>>582936902I'm not, i genuinely want Anna to crawl out of my screen and sexually assault me for 5 hours straight
GETREADYFORTHENEXT
KAZUYA MISHIMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdpTRnZoXYConsole Exclusive they saidLMAOOOO
pull up to murray's officei say "good luck"
sonion
>>582890041another account???
figure it out dood
Is anyone in 2026 still listening to this masterpiece?
THREAD THEME #112:https://youtu.be/ZdGJ09882QM
Bjork is a talentless troon
some of yous will date and marry a landwhale
how do they even get sponsors when this shit makes no money?
see manchester city
this is not my beautiful wifethis is not my beautiful house
advertising to the loyal 6k who WILL buy the chipotle
im just waiting for vf6 and doa7
remember TMM?
i have the chipotle t shirt and floating chipotle coin in tekken 8do you?i bet fomo is kicking your ass pretty hard right now. you missed out on one hell of an in-game event
remember tekken8?
/semenretentiongen/
just had to leave my room for something and it was the most stressful thing in months for me since people were around and i cant stand that
finna eat anotha nutella bread despite my anti aging goalz, ive noticed not engaging in my anti aging goalz has significantly decreased my stress levels #no cap
>lingtranny obsesses over the fake korea instead of the juche liberated dprkshameful
lingtroon would be better off becoming a gyaru rather than a korean bitch
chinese gf
japanese bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wwzphDZhkthe retvrn of good ass tekken is on the horizon
korean bgf
reinatroon has cheap headphones… xhe is probably poor…
i do like gyarus
>>582952656rape reinatranny rape reinatranny rape reinatranny
>>582952950based
>>582931443
its been a long daywithout you my friend
Onimusha is the best game of this decade
bloke said troonimidsha is the best game of this decadei can't make this shit up ahahahahah
yea but i cant run it
>swordcraft story 3 got a fan translation after 21 yearsbandai lost
you can't run it now, but you will be able to run it in the future and you'll enjoy it.cappy will probably make a remake for oni 3 next
>>582953992kill yourself faggot
why is it always bandai lost with you guys
well swordcraft story 3 is literally a bandai game
capgod owns this piece of shit general
>>582954545no u fagotto
when harada left so did most of the tekken community. they were replaced by capbucks who project their own pain on others
blood of the dawnwalker is surprisingly funproper eurojank vibe
>>582954567i mean look at ace combat 8, they only had one job and fucked it up (on pc)
when i get a new card i'll play death stranding 2 and dead space remake first but yeah sure ill play onimusha after that
as long as you don't play t8 you have my blessings
stop praising other games it makes me feel fomo
you just know this nigga do not care he destroyed a beloved franchise
life got the better of me
playing goynimusha when sekiro aka sekino exists… sad stuff desu
>you can only play sekiro or onimushaoh you won't believe what i did
he didn't destroy shit n*gga he's a fucking translator they let design one character out of pitystop making excuses for H and his turboretard protege N
>>582955612this retard still thinks murray is just a translator lol
don't worry harada will get the blame once his new studio fails to output a decent game
bjork would love tekken8
bjork is a capcom fan actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRyWr6kFW6c
tekken cucked again
literally the moment murray became a producer is when the series went down the shitter
I dont know what to do about my nearly 40 year old ex stripper drug addict with a kid and a man. If she pursues me im basically a homewrecker and I want that but I just want her to say so
the guys who ruined tekken left the company and started their own studio earlier this year btw. just in case u weren't aware
bjork is a based top 8 locals mishima main actually so she'd hate the state of the game rn
reminder:michael murray worships saturn and used the tekken franchise to harvest negative energy from its veteran fans
those same guys are the ones who made the only good patch this game has ever gotten according to harada, the one retards here were claiming as proof that the game was better without them just cause it came out after they left
>>582936034literally me fr
urban legend says that if you say murray backward 8 times you become addicted to tekken 8
hey michael how's it goingws i13 meat engager haha
>>582956348need an edit of these two as harada and murray
>Don’t Expect Cheaper Memory Even If The AI Bubble Pops: Micron Says Each Humanoid Robot Would Need Over 200 GB Of DRAM And Multiple Terabytes Of NANDGaming will be over before Harada even makes a new game
yeah ill also have new fc options to mix up my opponent with after the meat engageand uhh for my stance ill have a mid check as well as a -12 low with a counterhit effect
>>582956169>I want that but I just want her to say so can't even muster enough testosterone to have the initiative and wants to become a homewrecker
>>582957060ugliest tekken bitch by a mile kys
>>582957060keep yourself safe
>>582957126It's blatantly obvious I want her presumably disease ridden pussy it is a work situation so I cant just go all in like that or else I would
saint and 'cr aren't even 40 yet and knee still is less washed. sad
>>582956169do this and get the girl, yes it's that easy
>>582957060>hand goes through thighayayai
smirnoff? i prefer gin and im drinking it right now twins
critter really drinks unmixed gin no tonic no nothing
not ur twin, get a job dude
>>582943132nah that webm is 2 years old
>>582958141that's when i started to lose my hair, what a coincidence!!!
i drink gin and juice and im booking a flight next week (cool zone gif wheres?)
the tekken gene fully unlocks on your 40th birthday
>>582957550a hag will never make the move first unless you're justin bieber or something, just get her to someplace quiet, create the right mood and thats all
>hey lets go somewhere quietyeah that'll work for sure
>>582958570I am really pretty, more so than Bieber. It's the homewrecking thing which is the problem. She has and has had this whole life built up and I'm ready to tear it down. She told me all about how she wants to go do this or that and didn't.. well your lame ass dude didn't go with you but I would've gladly done so.
how did we go from onimusha to a 40yo hag
jannies turned tekgen into an off topic quarantine zone where anything goes
murray did that few other games have been raped like this
murray turned tekgen into an off topic quarantine zone where anything goes
bjork turned tekgen into an off topic quarantine zone where anything goes
id fuck a 40 year old tranny before I played onimidsha again
>5 months left for vf6 closed beta>10 months left for vf6 release2027 is worth living for
i'm not making it past november
you have the whole of october to play onimusha then
stranger than heaven looks like both kamige and kusoge
>>582958193my hair is basically nonexistence at this point. shits mad thin with some bald spots on the frontd8 is fun but the stress aint worth it
screw onimusha tomorrow dw3 remastered and gears drop. gonna be a great day.
STOP TALING ABOUT CAPCOM GAKES PLAY TEKKEN
just put the fries in the bag lil bro
im not employed
i rather go hungry before going fatbut i much rather go fat before going employed
i i set my d1 button in defense position and end my turn
im a biatch into yaoi and i ship obama-romni and trump-ilon
i already beat tekken 8. i've done everything there is to do and seen everything there is to see
i have no friends
I want my 40 year old girlfriend and im almost there but there's the obstacles that enrage me
that's your granma lil bro
finna sleep bustg myself fulla friggen friggen what? friggen friggen what? uhhh friggen anti anxiety pilles to sleep early (3am)
any polish player?
i'm from uganda
>>582961757kys anything past 25 is finished, have some self esteem faggot
she's like 4 feet tall definitely doesnt look like a granny
kys
the thing is all the young girls at work flirt with me but I want the nearly 40 year old ex drug addict stripper
its because you never knew your daddy
what was i gonna say
woke up this morning got some gabagool
what was i gonna say, hmm
any eu players up rn?
And then I woke up the next day and got some gabagool
https://youtu.be/Y5k8DA9yQYI?is=B_uVPxy9sV3ate_r
gin
job
>Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)
men
bluds not in october yet crine
wtf september ended...
>>582964182nice update twin
half of the people there are MIA now lmao
any day now they will fix the game and i wake up from this cruel jokethis what i been telling myself since t7 geese release
cuz i neeed u
my sennheiser ie300 are coming twins
didnt ask
I wanna play gears and i wanna fuck a tranny
^makes sense sociologically
can you guys just give me opinions on my 40 year old ex stripper drug addict infatuation it's not a meme this is real life I really like this girl and I dont know what to do
>>582968397kill yourself
page 9
Im in September
this deadlock joint is buns bro if you post that shit in here you're a transvestite bro no way around it
europeans keep losing
https://youtu.be/NZkM_nOJ3d4?is=cGYb1y5sCSoebzlfHelp me I love this girl and I dont know what to do I'm a mess
murray keep winning
>>582972454nothing ever happens
I'm the ruler of the deep blue seaand the leader of the KKK
murray would never do some bitch shit like this. he'd rather die than apologize for anything. that's why he's the goat
I liked to take this chance to apologiseto absolutely nobody
a series producer that's genuinely antagonistic to the playerbase isn't a good thing to have lil brobro
tekken is run by mennot pussys
>>582972186reddit game
deadlock won
why come did they ruin tekken for
OP is awful
>>582972454Cute AI image. Your bait is weak tho. Have a (You)
Have any of you gotten better at the game?
yesand i am also a better>mannow
>>582972454>the EU just makes more laws in favor of corporations at the cost of the citizennothing new hereWhy won't they even attempt to apply such guidelines to pornography for shits and giggles? I just want to know who would get mad about it
>>582986287Good goyim, keep eating the propaganda png.
i'm a splendid goyim, nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyj8mfq3MGIbros we can't make fun of teenagers winning in dix anymore..
Best Pad to play Tekken 8?
i am that taikoand imma bout to drum those cheeks
>>582987529dualshock 4, i literally cannot miss an electric on those thangs
ok time to post nowi'm herei'm humanand i've got cum
Which one?
haha get it trans people so funny lol
>>582990071chirpycloe
>>582988934do you get fucked in the ass yes or no
>>582979436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRcK9nYg9g
>looks cool>beloved franchise>plays like an absolute kusogethe tekken 8 of side scrolling shooters
>>582993746which metal slug?
>>582992741he would say that
it's october
>>5829938342 onwardsi currently finished 4
>>582994035if you dislike x and 3 then idk what to tell you twin
>Ace Combat has also been ruinedNamco come on man you used to be cool
>>>/v/748814415Forza Won
>>582995141it's fine on console, they simply put the lowest effort on pc, it doesn't even have hotas support.it skyrockets to 20gb ram usage at random, sub 40fps, unified dlc and so on.pc gaming is the literal meaning of "cockblock", you can't enjoy shit unless you wait and pay
>>582995534>this one bad port means my ps5 totally wasn't a waste of money guysembarrassing, enjoy your limited game library and lack of mod support
>>582995765name a good port in the past 5 years
cozy desu
I looked at john cusack's new facelift and instantly thought of tekken 8
I don't care if I'm gay or not I want a hyper muscular futa to fist my asshole and call me a faggot (We've been married for 13 years)
hmm would it actually be gay to have sex with a futanari, like in the fictional sense where they are females with a dick?
>>583002112saying that sex with a futa isn't gay is like saying that pleasuring yourself with a dildo isn't gay just cause it's not attached to a dude.
>re6 remake confirmed before re5sheeit
Good games don't need remakes
sheva alomar's VA still cosplays her to this day
>>583003020idk is it really homosexual if you put your finger up your ass to stimulate your prostate?Would it also be gay if a woman did it to you?
>>583003776we're talking lusting for cock at the end of the day, that's what makes it gay no matter what irrelevant scenarios you come up with. it's time to accept things instead of coping.
yes and yes
>>582995141Namco was coolBandai Namco is not
>>583003934>lusting for cocknot the pointwhat if you had the most stacked, fertile woman ever but she had a dick?Would it be gay to pump your seed into her?
hypothetically; you went into an establishment where glory holes are offered and there is always a woman sucking your dick, but a guy sneaks in a start draining your cum without your knowledge.Are you a homosexual then?
>>583004714you just reminded me of that leo's glory hole video and made me rock hard
>boot silent hill townfalls>stuttery mess every time you take 2 stepsmurray you fucker
>>583005582fr? they don't use fog to boost performance anymore?
>>582972454youtube attack
>the thing that was used to increase performance now decreases it
performance is fine, it's the stutter that is terrible, the game does otherwise run at above 100fps
Sex with ram
>anime
hypothetically; if you bang a zombie from the walking dead, are you more or less necrophilic than if you banged a regular corpse?
its depends on how rotted the zombie isif its a fresh zombie from a human that died yesterday then its less but if its a zombie that died months ago then its more
>download tekken overlay>disable upscaling>game suddenly looks 3 times sharperam i gonna get banned if i play with this on?
is you high?
>i must document any mildly significant action of my life in a tekken general
hmmm if you were in a zombie-like apocalypse scenario where humans where just infected with some sort of """zombie""" virus that just makes them retarded and stare into the void all day almost in a vegetative state; would it be rape if you just picked up ""zombified"" women to keep as your personal cum buckets?
morally neutral at worst
if its curable then its rape
ive been fucking bussy aint nobody gonna stop me
now, hypothetically; if you were in a post apocalyptic scenario where your cum would be the cure that it had to be shot fresh inside a zombie, would you be considered gay if you had to fuck men to cure them?
finna eat nutella bread again babygallies <_>
nutella makes you gay
whos your bias im your bias whos your bias im your bias whos your bias im your bias whoop whoop
im still thinking if free will exists or not because it feels like it does bruh, like if your a kid and your moms says "why arent you studying" and you say "well im deterministically not meant to be studying otherwise i would be doing so" it just sounds silly
>file deleted>file deletedRetarded fucking trannoid...
>Retarded fucking trannoid...
im starting to suspect that tekken 8 might suck ass
THREAD THEME #113:https://youtu.be/d0DFAA7HIEU
got a feeling that physint will break a new record
/bjorkgen/
- Bjork General
keep on wakin' up but keep gettin' different types of gabagool
how come kojima only wears prada i wanna wear prada too
/monkehgen/
/gross41%ergen/
I even got some gabagool from uh... Scooby-Doo
thank you chatgptvery coo
new castlevania demo got me fucking and sucking
/coolzonegen/
/getajobgen/
/ginandflightgen/
/uselessneetgen/
im on that ultrawide oled and gad damn its fucking WIDE
irl zafina bitch was too far away and didnt wanna meet up its ova
/cutetgirlgen/
/sennheisergen/
/sennygen/ = /basedgen/
/hyaluronicgen/
/skincaregen/ = /faggen/
/dryskingen/ = /landwhalegfgen/
/gingen/ = /neetgen/ = /flightgen/ = /coolzonegen/ = /troongen/ = /getafuckingjobuselesswasteofhumanspacekysgen/
/norwoodgen/
/borkgen/
sucking on Anna’s big stinky girl balls
finna make a new episowde of the tekgen podcast to feel da void in me soul bl*dz, BUT first i go to da bitch
why cant trannoid contributahz make it so they meme contribushawnz is separate from dey online fursona?
that's it, i'm going to buy a ps5 just so i can play games without stutters
some "people" have way too much free time on their hands in this general
because if i talk in a normal way it feels as if im being dishonest i can only talk in a retarded way, ironically i wasn't prompted to talk in a retarded way in this post in particular, i need to feed my ego after being rejected by the irl zafina bitch bruh
the zafina bitch rejected me because the geographical conditions were an impediment but im still cringing-butthurt about it
>can get any 5/10 homely native girl with nice feelings>chooses to go for the 10/10 zafina looking internet womanwoman coded behavior
my zafina gf back then ghosted me because i indirectly made her eat pork
its called ambition
>>583025050kill yourself
>>583025050zafina bitch was into schopenhauer and had weird pics in black and white illuminati style with those old camera filters
just find another bitch
Happy birthday 4chan
>already has a restless adhd bpd autistic mind>wants another restless adhd bpd autistic person instead of a regular girl that can balance his retardednessbruh...
>>583025789Will fap to some Tekken girls to celebrate
>>583026014divorce speedrun
>regular girli'd rather attempt to slit my wrists with the bottom side of a spoon
This? In Kekken 8?Never ever!
yeah i have seen the current sf op image
*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>583026494I fucking LOOK like her btw
maam bls show bobi fly u bangladesh redeem the respons
>>583026447regular girl is a much better choice, you'll never experience real loneliness till you get an adhd or bpd gf, i promise.she'll walk around you but won't even care that you exist, she'll be focussing on something new, could be a person, a movie, a hobby or anything.the house will be a mess, she will remember nearly 0 of what you tell her.no matter what you do, it'll evoke an rsd reaction, you'll be blamed for everything.one of the worst parts is when her hyperfixation ends she won't want to get intimate, it's actually insanely challenging to be in this kind of relationships.ask me how i know (or don't, actually)
>you want a regular girl, not a bipolar>describes a regular girliz zat ze joke?
I FUCKING NEED THIS
the only actually woman i'd get along is one with my exact personality>cleans after herself>has her own hobbies>is relaxed and understanding>doesn't make a fuss about shit>isn't obsessed with normie shitthe real loneliness lies is knowing that no matter how far and wide you look, you will never find such a personThe cope is just accepting itand beating your meat to thick plump voluptuous anime moms
a regular girl worries about her social circle and her job + maybe a hobby and not much elseschopenhauer reading arthoes are usually not regular at all lmao
>>583027961those are two boys
The story of Tekken 8 is so crap, I don't know why so many people like it
just find someone who manages her own rsd and you'll live fine
>>583028083those are two girls actually
The underlying themeThe thread is less about the actual rejection than about the fantasy of finding a highly specific kind of woman: attractive, unconventional/intellectual, independent, low-drama, compatible with the poster's personality, and outside ordinary “normie” culture.The posters oscillate between:“You should just date a normal girl.”and“Normal girls aren't what I want; I want an extremely specific eccentric woman.”Then they make fun of the apparent contradiction and turn the whole thing into increasingly absurd 4chan relationship/waifu shitposting.So, if I had to summarize the entire exchange in one sentence:“A guy is still salty about being rejected by an attractive, eccentric foreign woman, and the thread turns into a collective roast about his impossible dating standards, dysfunctional relationships, and retreat into Tekken/anime waifus.”
>>583027976sounds like what you want is an autistic man which means you could settle for a transwoman
>women
>>583028497did not read
>The story of Tekken 8 is so crapharada intended to keep adding to the story as seasons went on but after the first story expansion he realized it would cost too much so he gave up
>>583028618
>>583026640why would i be mad
Sony Brings PS5 Pro-style AI Upscaling to the base PS5, as QSSR Narrows the Gap with its Pricier Sibling
chatgpt really has the most zoomer takes about peoplethat's why AI will never beat me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcFYsDKbAIkit's up
>>583026447didnt this happen in silent hill 2
>>583028557all the time in the world and 5.549.132 datacenters to pull from and you settle for the blandest, lowest hanging one-liner a sore dog owned by a furry could come up with
>>583027976sounds like what you want is an autistic man which means you could settle for the boketranny
nice try, boketroonyou're still blockedlmao
>>582968397The actual answer: you aren't in love with her, you are yearning for the seemingly stable, mature relationship she has. The fact that she had a fucked up past only inspires more hope in you, that the promised land is available to even you. You don't want her specifically, you want someone like her. I know because I love my work milf too. I main Kazumi as well btw.
i honestly miss julia so much i want to play tekken again please add her back
>>583029494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E929-XwrS_Q
only 1 person in this general cares about julia
Based
>>583027976sounds like what you want is an autistic man which means you could settle for the ginfaggot
>>583029606ez there dr milfy
>>583027976reinatranny is like 3/5 on your criteria
im not him but i mean something to youuuuuu
>>583030136>immature and bipolar>constantly hostile and makes a fuss about everything>has no sense of humor>is obsessed with tik tok shit>is also manthats 0/5
the only person in this general that ever meant something for me left some months ago liliposter #13 all the rest of you can go to hell
>>583030136i'm voting for rat king
>>583030136she's already taken tho, my bro drawchad already tapped
he fuckin wisheshe still owes me money
Bjork Won
worst music of the century
I can't say I'm ok
yeah that's illegal
1 dollar or 2 dollar
100 dollars
>>583026640NOT A SINGLE FEMALE CHARACTER WILL BE SAFE
>yujiro's losing screen will just him be walking away in the background of the winning character>or they'll do whole cutscenes with yujiro going; >"you've done it now!">"that hurt, you!">"nice warm up, now for the main event" with him going into aura stance or some shit
jobs are like crack, not the jobs themselves but the shame one feels when being jobless, the shame of being a useless neet again, so you end up searching and getting another job you may need or not just for avoiding the shame of not having a job again and again and again
women are like crack, not the girls themselves but the shame one feels when being single, the shame of being a useless loner again, so you end up searching and getting another girl you may need or not just for avoiding the shame of being alone again and again and again
not a single nigga ever said that
>>583031139spill the tea sis
>>583034679>jobless>shamelmfao what kind of mental illness is this?
i never cared about not having a gf, but i always cared about not having a job, guess im like a jobcel or something
>>583029417>>583029494(you)
>joecrush upset about people calling him out for gloating how he beat up 100 retarded kids in a row on his new smurf accountfunniest shit this is why NA/EU will never ever catch up to korea/japan no matter how much bamco casualizes the gameyou think knee is gonna start making smurf accounts when/if he hits GoD8 to preserve his rank? no, he's just gonna hop right back and keep playing to get betterabsolute retard fatso
lets talk about rayquaza vs slifer the sky dragon fanart.
>gametalkewwwww
>>583036752lobby when?
fsr i read that with bjorks voice and accent
>[Deleted]Trannoid. Your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>583038109>fsrdlss is better
>forget womennot a prob>forget jobscant>go for a higher pngi plateaued on god3
job? not my style
one of the most honest matches in this godforsaken gamehttps://youtu.be/VbFcnkBi7Y4
wtf the castlevania demo was just 20 minutes long, I'm too spoiled by 5-10 hour long demos.
>>583037634probably not for some time unless someone else hosts, I'm down for some longer sets from time to time though
i readded the zafina bitch i unfollowed on insta'graham because im desperate nigglet she was so zafina coded bruh ;_;
it's cinemassacre's monnnnnnster madness
>>583040201>I'm downwe know you are boketroon
is this new tekgen aesthetic
>>583040741not absurdist enough but it has cool vibes 10/10 vibes but its like mona lisa placed in shildrens playpen, good product but outside its intended locashawn
need the yugy version
>>583040906you missing out b*tch
I once loved Lilianon (I) but then she broke my heart by dying in the mild autumn of '23 leaving me a single father of two
chris oneyplays just got banned from newgrounds for raping kids
>>583041191whos youse kids
who
>>583040580I just said that...
>>583041191you didnt love her as much as i did, she was one of a kind, lingtranny aint half bad either but he just aint her>>583041407? we know 41%er
i put all da pieces togetha...
i couldn't be arsed to play this game seriouslyi just want to fuck around
i just want to fuck
https://youtu.be/kVl__NgDAdw
think imma go mash some electrics on ttt2
i got pkgi ps3, what games do i installwhy isnt tekken 6 in there wtf bros
back to watching rehab room vidios so i can charge energy mentally to then proceed to act like an intellectual for a few hours
My hero macadamia
>>583029620>>583029739>T8 Julia>Straight up just a prostitute at this pointand we will like it
nueces de macadamia
>>583043778But a wholesome one!
>>583044148
>>583036843400 pounds of lard and egowhenever he lashes out at dumb shit like this you just have to remember his girlfriend (that he tried to cheat on kek) has videos fucking other men online and has that nigga on a leash
THREAD THEME #115:https://youtu.be/Upoyl7214HA
why bl*dz so shook some fatass got a gf stop trying to cockblock like crabs in a bucket bruh, teh only nigga that gots me pissed gettin a gf is tetsu because the nigga play klaudio and is called "tetsu" and is browne
october? it’s time to watch one horror movie a day for a month
>watching moviesadhd symptom
idk I think someone as chopped as phidx getting a wife of any kind should not really be allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgcneAuDi5onative ports are going too far
its ok we still need soldiers and oil rig operators
i just went on twitter to read on the oney drama and got mad
twitter died with xcancel
sorry mate we are watchin football's nations league
>>583046580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQW6K7TLvQAthis is what we are watching ackshually
>>583046752ok, im switching to that then
its this actuallyhttps://youtu.be/0bhGJtHoEoQ
hey man. where the weed at
>>583046580>watching nations league
/tekgen/ goes to the mosque
eating whole nutella jah
inshallahwe have become
>>583046752>9:10Bandai Lost
eating whole lili
can you post lili in about 16 hours im going through alot right now
why is every youtuber a diddler
>>583048247that's probably not true
>>583048020This is all we need
something died in my intestines wtf i need a gas mask over here
>>583048020>tfw zoom in>all this detailFuuuuuuck
>>583048771it was my cum from last nightAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
rule34 is for renders and drawn stuff but where do i find lili cosplayers to fap to
I got 2 phonesOne for my bitches and one for my tekken bros
>>583049097so both phones go unused? gotcha
sucking the dick in my pants
OOF that was brutal
>>583049097same thing around these parts
sent that freak flying
its insane how r34 got flooded by aislop so much in such a short amount of time that they've put captcha and a rate limitlike i just want to beat my meat ffs
use your mind
leave your meat to the jeets
I go to rule34hentai net not rule34 xxxxxx is way too brown especially the comment section holy shitIt's like every single poster is either an unironic shitskin cuckold or a tranny
>>583049356you can filter it
>>583049090try EVO Francemight as well play some Tekken while you're there too
These niggas looking at rule34 comments, whatlike what?
>reading the comments>of porn
>reading the comment under pornlmaoi accidentally did it one time and decided it was best to delete my entire porn folder
what am i supposed to earn from reading porn comments
https://x.com/mitchellhynes/status/2104969744721883474Bandai Lost
>>583049662not the pointbut they also never tag it properly because its all kids and retards uploading that shitwe should ban pornography ngl
im still in love with a nearly 40 year old former drug addict stripper ive been hitting the bottle hard to cope with it i dont think i have a chance I got too drunk last night and you guys helped me cope
shut the fuck sissy BITCHporn is the only thing that keeps me sane
porn is a sin and you're brown and underageJesus loves yourepent NOW!
Twitch Partner achieved Just wanted to say a huge thanks to everyone who has supported me, as this wouldn't have been possible without you all.This year has been absolutely crazy so far. I've had a lot of fun playing & talking about Bob & it's unreal that my other main Roger Jr will return soon.I've started releasing a lot more content across my socials & I need to not be lazy going forward See you all next week at EVO France
What is rule34hentai's url now? i can't find it
like who the hell actually watches streamers and supports them?What content? A fake open mouth reaction to some shit nobody gives a fuck about?Doing staple combos in videogame everyone can do?
>>583049971i used to do that for tranny porn as you can find a lot of gossip in there and troons have fucked up life that almost always ends up badly
im on the gin twins
me? im on the jin, jin mishimadeh
>>583050657trannies 41%ing themselves meme didn't really come out of nowhere, anon
>>583052409i know i know, that's why i'm so excited for the boketroon to finally do it
obsessed
porn is not necessary if you can visualize
i suspect they was some drama and ended up blocking bokle which wud explain teh animousesity
you fags are like little girls, always gossiping
and what's wrong with being gay again?
cool zone gif whens
boketrooner sent me a friend request out of the bluei laughedthen i blocked him
job whens
never
>>583050225they do tag it properly for all the series' tags I check, can't remember the last time I found slop. it's like they have a bot doing it.
Is Plantedmedusa a Turk too?
brown is brown
I am the reinaposterand the liliposterand the coolzoneposterand the aidogposterand the aicatposterand the bjorkposterand the murrayposterand the romneyposterand the crineposterand the capconwonposterand the mgs4posterand the onimushaposterand the bokeposterand the ginposterand the jobposterand the tekkenposter
YO ONIONS EL ALMA QUE CURA EL TIEMPOHABLO COMO UN REY CAMINO COMO UN REYYO SIEMPRE VOY A PELEAR YE YE YE YEAH
been rewatching the sopranos, aj is more relatable for me this time fsr
>>583054172ok, now i will have sex with (you) reinafagi love sticking my dick in crazy
>>583053336it's drawchud, and I'm fairly sure it's because I called him insufferable.
flight might get booked in the few days twins
Yeah Perdonen, KamehamehaDespués del tema del Tetris Viene el Dragon Ball Rap
my work milf got jealous when another girl joked about having my baby
fornite won
SEGA Won
i need to keep coping s i can keep evading responsibility ;V ok i will confront responsibility fk
this general is one indian with 5 phones and you
now that crineposter has admitted to be reinaposter the question becomes if he's really crineposter playing the reinaposter character or if he's reinaposter playing the crine character
that would imply you are the indian genius
>character
>>583044549
>>583054172you're not me then (gt7poster)
why are they still adding characters to invisible vs nobody plays tahts hit
>>583054371nigga, insults and normie shit doesn't work on mejust get it already that you're dealing with the oldest of oldfags on this godforsaken shitholei blocked you because i thought it'd be funnyturn out im rightas usual
someone post the ai bee dog
>>583054821kys 41%er
>kys 41%er
>dude (You)ed a soc prostitutekekaroo
dogshit game
>>583054763I am the Indian genius
remember; i am not locked in with youyou're locked in my basement
but enough about tekken 8
almost 11pm almost time to act like an intellectual i will get /ask brave ai to coax me
you lost
if the bitch liked my face in the picktchas i just have to get plastic surgery to look like for in the picktchas and then i will be gucci
he's getting the rope
tekken 8 and its players must die and go to hell
we're already in hell, hellmate
aj is how imagine the gintranny to be
I was told i look like jesus today
>>583034901
>>583055981tekken?
>>583055981
>>583055981dang lingpicudo looks like that????
>>583056289post the more slop one that says joint
>>583055696SEXO
stop doing freudian slips about your nationality
exactly, and you never will
i love kazuya treads, things always go wild in em
frieren slips
>>583055696so how long until we can play all the old tekken's with modern netcode and no input lag on PC?tekken niggas need to lock in and burn some tokens
JESUS WEPT
chaos reigns
i hate lars so much
lars is anime
i meant lars von trier
bitches are crazy
>>583055981who dat
>>583059191Your biological father, troon. Whatever faggot you call 'dad' is not your real dad.
>>583055981I need to see that thing squirt out happy juice
>>583056581at some point during my posting journey i started to think i was becoming satanic, in fact i made a satanic painting, and was taking selfies and adding inverted pentagrams, so i was like shit all this irony is a corruption of truth, henceforth an expression of satanism, so i deleted all those things, looking back i have poor long term memory so i have no idea if i was right or wrong, but certainly there were some symbolic actions that kind of were in line with demonic shit, like i used to get a lot of 666 posts or the painting and inverted crosses, then i crashed out, i had a period where i wanted to express honesty but it wasnt possible, now i just express some sort of harsh realness but covered with the irony of something like ai dog (some kind of cutesy irony thing) that isn't on the same level as the satanic i was engaging with before, gm buizel meme was from that time but it survived, i did a long selection of what was and wasnt satanic
>>583055981tgirls make the best girls
>>583059841what about domingo roman PUC? what does a chilean professor has to do with kekken?
i do have this one doe
>>583058183sf4 niggas coded rollback in an afternoon with grok yet tekken niggas are still stuck in the stone age
>>583060074its a legit random name that happened to coincide
>>583060256hmmmm
im neurodivergent and tekgen is my hub
im neurotypical and tekgen is my hunting ground
>>583060256what about the PUC part, also a coincidence that the top uni in chile is called like that?
I'm just a nigga with a funpost launcher
nina next op thanks
respondei the question lingxuxa
>>583060948i wanted to make it sound smartstill a hyuuuge coincidence i had no idea who that blud wasz
>chilean not playing mkino or dixdisgraceful
Next guest character
>>583062209hmmm, i'll be watching you
I have nobody irl to tell how fun /tekgen/ is, how do I unload my happiness
>>583062498i hope doa7 is playable online and not dead in a month
i'll unload my happiness on you if you know what I mean
nina a shitused up dead inside (both physically and mentally) old whore
get a bitch, gaslight her with endless retardation, and then whip out the tekgen when they beaten down enough
why you tink like serial killer bruh
yandere dev you here?
i showed my mom the ai dog meme once, she said you gringos have a weird sense of humor
>>583062498God i fucking love japanese woman with brown short hair
>>583054172vamos
ace combat 8 needs 64gb of ram to actually run without crashes.32gb just to get into a mission.anything below 32 will just throw an error 1
>>583063915>>583063915>>583063915>>583063915>>583063915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM9uXnd0_SwI think i'm into older women
asuka fans itt:>literal tranny>commissions tranny asuka porn>raging tekken noob
