Pakalive Dash Vol. 7 can be watched here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHDZJgHuiGoPrevious: >>582369797>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Symboli Rudolf (3* Alt), Air Groove (3* Alt), Narita Brian (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Story Event with Duramente SSR currently underwayCM Mile will underway, Longchamp, 2400m, left, bad, autumn, sunny, NO DebuffsCM Classic will be held on 10/20, Kyoto, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudyLoH Long will be held in November, Kyoto, 3000m, right, autumn>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaUmayuru Full Gate Now PremieringTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246 (Dead)Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>582950636wonder if they're sending out umaWP in the coming months to cash in on the lovcen hype
It's a shame we don't get to see mares much when they're active as a broodmare. I understand why, but it's just a shame to not see any of the mare's I liked during their career as a racehorse much until they retire as a broodmare
>>582909684Ah, I didn't know about the Alankar thing. I just thought that Saito and Kitamura were on good term since Saito was one of the first to offer Kitamura a ride after his recovery, and there's the whole Chrono-Desk connection. That's a damn shame to hear.
Three days left before the yearly humiliation festival.Give it to me straight, dacchis, do these two even have any chance of actually winning?
>>582953343Saw somewhere Tabaru is at 34 odds (like 10th favourite or sth) Terra wasn't even in the conversation (Tabaru wasn't really either but his odds were listed) Daryz was at 2.75 odds. Do with it what you will
>>582950636everything from the neck down is a mess in that design>>582953343lol no
Weird pokeymans.
>>582953343Roru rumao. I'll be surprised if any of them hits the board, and actually winning would be a miracle
>mfw squeaking into Group A with high UA/lowUS runners by sheer coincidence of landing a round with all scrubs.Ha ha, I'm gonna get pounded into dust.
>>582953343
Siri, what the FUCK is a Tabaru anyway?
I hope Calandagan will win JC and then stay in Japan to win Arima
>They were probably crushing it before that aruvu card releasedI gotta make another one too, huh
>>582957209Crushing what
>>582957520It.
>>582957068this but he loses to Ebayan and Yahagi goes crazy and keeps him for another year in training and he wins L'ArcThen I wake up
>iflollmao
>>582953343There's a bigger chance Pui gets put in uma whilst fatman is alive than either one of those two winning the arc desu
>>582955747I'm glad people are still using that image. Probably the best thing I made for the S3 threads.
>>582953343Terra winning will be such a weird upset there's a bigger chance of Equinox getting gelded
>The Arc opening ceremony by CygamesFujita-shachou can do the funniest thing and have this one be playedhttps://youtu.be/DbKc5E1Cka8
>>582960146He's saving that for when Shin wins the Arc.
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>>582960146Cafe VA really can't sing in-character, huh.
>>582918232I don't know Longchamp's layout, but it'd be nice to see Tabaru and Terra at the paddock.
Seems benis park VA is visiting japan humiliation ritual at longchamp again https://x.com/hina_orihara_/status/2105281689337336140?s=46&t=K5sxKq09d7_X_4BuBpmDNw
>>582961753CYGAAAAAAAYGIVE HER MORE WORK
>>582960618Sounds fine enough to me
I had a dream that Terra won the Arc.
>>582962221He's so cute.
>>582960618cafe's already very out-of-character for her, she normally does lolis
Go on, my son. Start another stampede.
>>582958164Please stop robbing Knightbride from his spotlight... He's a true 1m2f horse getting tortured in sprint~mile races all this time...
>>582965367
I want to believe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw4vq5MtcPw
These people that optimize the Open are assholes. They have double the skills my Umas have. I literally could not make an Uma like this, it's impossible.
>>582969609It will be peak
>>582971373Why are these cocksuckers doing graded?
>>582971373You're a relatively newdacchi, so it's not a surprise. We told you Open tryhards are on a different level.
Scammed again
>>582971520But why do they do it? I don't get it just go graded.
Why the fuck am I getting matchmade against every fucking LG2+ Uma when my lowest is US5 and the highest is US8Like literally every fucking match
>>582971682You get way less rewards in Open, so it's genuinely just people who wants to challenge themselves. Unlike Graded where you can generally go pretty far by just having good support cards and spamming skills, you have to really optimize in tryhard Open.It's also apparently easier to run your favourite hors and win A finale in Open, but I've no idea if that's true or not.
>Kalpana (grandsire: Pui) win Prix ArcHow will JRA spin this for their "history" fetish?
>>582972390Under Purgatory rules...
>>582972390Honorary Japanese like Augustus Rodin.
>Not a dupe this timeIf only you showed up a week ago
I want to have sex with the class rep
>>582976012Big corgi.
>>582972547getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead
Last thread.
>>582981084>Anon game trainer Dura>big Taiho>Damn xina dead probably/umaJP/ is hereby under stewardship of the Tawake bloodline. I don't make the rules here
>>582981084>mares duraspawn honestly sweetFUCK
>>582981084>win uma racethat's not really me in pvp though h-hahaha...
>>582981084what site do you use for that?
Perfect timing for the traditional nippon scenario.
>>582983405Herehttps://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.html
That's it I'm using Groove int to retrain everyone
Went 1/4/1/3 this time. Pasa is still holding the line, and Ai and Epi are jobbing as usual (I didn't bother grinding for sharp)
>>582985964I love this family.
Got better matchups for round 2 somehow.
Artists are having a lot of fun with the new design.
>>582962120There's a surprising amount of VA overlap, no wonder the fanbase is split.
>>582987565Why is Sauron looking at me like that?
>>582987565Is Shonbori on our divegrass team going to get the same crown as well?
>>582987790If we change shonbori's uniform, do we have to drop OG shonbori?
>>582987859Why not have two Shonbori?
>>582987701She wants the One (wedding) Ring.
This specific character that only exists in dialogue
>>582962120Really not helping Kei-chan here, boy
>>582987790Maybe, the christmas tree was getting pretty stale anyways.
>>582988156>It all began with the forging of the Great Contracts. >Three were given to the Triple Crown winners; most autistic, weirdest and the biggest fujobaits of all umas. >Seven, to the Triple Tiara winners, great mothers and horny lovers of the ohimba halls.>And nine, nine contracts were gifted to the North Hills hors, who above all else have 愛が重馬場.>For within these contracts was bound the strength and the will to govern over their own trainer. >But they were all of them deceived, for another contract was made. In the student council room, with the seal of the Chairman of Tracen, the Student Council President Symboli Rudolf forged in secret, a master contract, to marry her trainer. And into this contractshe poured all her love, her puns and her will to find Teio and Tsuyoshi a dad. One contract to outdo them all.
It's not looking good lads. Hope B final would be easy.
>>582990975>final>easyYou will get two sandbagging faggots with LG meta umas and you will like it
If Liberty Island make it in the game, with extreme toreuma and her finale is winning that cursed QE2 before retiring, what are the chances Mareman might play the game just to see the end he wished to see?>pic unrel
>>582991948nyuuooo
>>582990143This was actually quite well done.
>SakaiGlint is another Yahagiflop...
Got blasted doing matchmaking at round open so I just waited until my usual queue time to qualify for finals.Gonna be clenching hard for the finals.
PUMA has space if anyone wants a circle full of B gods! The shoes must floor.
>>582994246>Finger - SakaiWut. Why is Tosaki on Itterashai instead?
>>582994246>Finger with Sakai after Tosaki ditched himIt's the best development I could ever asked for, I hope it'll be the birth of new Demon Pop
>>582997150We're somehow in B for two months in a row.
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2105575129434743017It's over Lemaire gonna win Kikuka Sho again....
>>582997653Did he win the purse border lottery?
>>582997653>last won the 阿寒湖特別Oh nyooooo...
Isn't verxina kinda pretty? I don't know how I haven't noticed it for almost 3 years...
I bet you already noticed that she's a LOSER though
>>582997653This ought to be an interesting fight.Now I wonder if Lovcen's camp actually caught wind of this, since they did say recently they plan on going nige for the Kikka.
>>582960750You got it dachi, let’s hope a miracle happens
>>582997463Self-training boosted our score lol.
Now that I think about it, are they going to sell any merch at longchamp? Cause I don’t think they sell idolhorse-like plushies and even if they do it’ll cost like 20€. Scratch that, it’s Paris it’ll be 30 or40 if they’re feeling really jewish.
>>582997653I'm no expert, but nige seems the way to go for Lovcen at this point right?He's getting marked to hell and back now.
Give it to me straight, what is the good and bad points of GM and how ancestors card help or not with it.
Ma'am, it was an emergencySpurt of the moment if you will
>still getting matched with LGs in B Round 2wot
>>583005363>spurt of the momentIsn't that how most trainers get shotgun married to their uma?
Poor Kurenai.
>>583006827I like this joke despite being questionable, kurenai is the one that keeps their body in check
Can JPbros show me the up-to-date must-pull cards? And which style does the player play Tama as now? I want to plan my pulls for Tama. Thank you in advance!
>>5829979744/5 lottery, he's pretty much in
Arc draw1)Meisho Tabaru2)Friendly Soul3)Varandir4)Bright Light5)Maltese Cross6)Saddadd7)Diamond Necklace8)Bay City Roller9)Thundering On10)Kalpana11)Benvenuto Cellini12)Arrow Eagle13)Minnie Hauk14)Admire Terra15)Daryz16)Chestnut Rocket
>>583009868>Daryz starting from the Normandy beachYikesssssss
https://x.com/umatoku_hochi/status/2105585930253775252Yanko's lil bro to debut on 18 oct, 2000m turf
Our hero
Fuck this Chanmi. A week isnt long enough to plan for.
Which is why you should pat weird creatures instead of trying too hard for this gay schedule.
>>583007807don't get it twisted, she just wants the sweets for herself
>>583014685I want to squishe this qt onedari amaenbou kamattechan creature so bad
My gorgeous wife.
Seeing Croix du Nord, I guess it's pretty kino that TM Opera O owner didn't swap Wada after jobbing every single race after Satsuki Sho. And that patience paid in full with Grand Slam in following year.
I just want the two of them to come home safely.
>tabaru wins the arc>daryz, bay city roller, kalpana et al come to japan cup for revengeif only...
>>583023347That was all thanks to Opera's trainer saying that he'll also leave if the owner fire Ryuji.I really hope Ryuji become an amazing trainer and pay it forward for the less fortune jockeys.
Happy
>>583024652Implode
Thank you to that dacchi who told me how to raise Buena. She's single-handedly carrying my team and giving me time to build the rest of my meme team.
>>583008490Do you have a site that lists all your upcoming banners? Should be easier to help if we can see the timeline on the global side.
Cute family. I didn't expect Arse to have a dedicated fan.
aaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
>t-torena-shan...w..we...we gotta turn these ningen bitches against each other....they're ruining umatore relations....l-let em take each other out....>light hello-san, is this you talking, or the sake?....>oh dorena-shan....>i am the sake
This is getting absurd, don't you fuckers have your own thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TRItarswDgbarrier draw starting
>>583037325どういう意味
>Uma Musume mentioned on arc opening ceremonyWe made it dacchis
>almost every single race in A group had my umas as all blank dashes, at most a triangle or twohaha well at least I somehow won 2/15 races to get into B finals haha....
There’s a cygames booth at longchamp and I need to know where it is. Maybe all of the merch would have been sold out on the 3rd cause I go on the fourth.I need to fucking know.
This game sucks so much cock, dude
>>583040675Respectable Us5 stats what's the problem?
>Tabaru draws 13>Admire Terra draws 12It was over before it started Kekkaroo. Diamond Necklace draws wide too
It's all up to Pui's granddaughter Kalpana to deliver Nippon their first Arc.
>>583041768I got a U4, all because I was one integer off of 1600 for INT
Full gate positions for the Arc
lookin real daryz atm with maltese cross at 11
ojisan
Think Moore was leaning Diamond Necklace prior to the gate draws, but with her drawing 16 he might pick Benvenuto Cellini as his ride instead
>>583042392oh right I remember vaguely about the 1600 thing but I thought it was gradual. It's a bracket system huh
What if Admire Terra throws Cristian off, causing him to get injured, and making them keep Kitamura on Croix?
At least they wasted their shit gate draw luck on a terrible nip equipe that has no expectations. Lovcen will draw gate 1 next year
>>583040675nice humblebrag, metadeck haver
>>583043447I call it "getting by" poorfag
>>583043709>having your own maxed out Teio and Yankomust be nice, w-wonder what that's like...
>>583042467>they didn't even bother showing the draws>implying rigged
how nyu are you dacchi? I'm f2p btw and this is my deck
>>583042467the only copium is that tabaru did win both g1s from outer gates and nobody will be marking himKalpana next to daryz will be scenes
>>583044141started when Tama was first released, I'm just not rucky anymore....I still rember the high of getting rucky during island mode with the gibs and doing a lot better then....
>>583025760Mainly been using this to see/plan. https://umacaratcalculator.com/app/timeline
She's just standing there...Smiling
>>583052917Bold pose for someone within headpatting range.
Sexooo
Which artist does the dura creature that goes durarararara...-mente?
>>583053503I want to see an eventual uma that surpasses Dura's count for headpat scenes
>>583057097Would have to be someone with more 'tism than Dura so that's rather hard.
>>583056410This one?https://x.com/da_straggler
Apple everyday is good for you
>>583067926But I'm a doctor...
>>583042467>Diamond Necklace from the parking lotNyooo
https://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202608040202Jong God is returning this weekend. Surely he won't flop again, right?
>>583067926I need shion to cave my chest in.
>>583042841https://x.com/equidia/status/2105753285647077473Right on>Ryan Moore => Benvenuto Cellini>Christophe Soumillon => Diamond Necklace>William Buick => Minnie Hauk
>>583071951Rooting for John, need more just a regular dude name horse
>>583056410You mean historically accurate Dura?
>>583046569Thanks. Maybe other dacchis can step in and help too since I'm not a sashi guy, but here's are the must-have sachi cards that I remember from CMs.
When?
>>583081624who
>>583081624Sex with Family!!!
I don't know if I should classify this as a hors or a creature.
>>583083714carrot my beloved
>>583082568Characters from JRA's best propaganda last year.
https://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ01731503.htmlDura ASMR (yes, the sample sounds like her)
>>583086443These ASMRs have the darnest backstory.
Last minute A finals robbery
Rod-chan...
>I have this same deck with Tazuna at 2 uncapshow the FUCK did they make this?
https://x.com/keibalab/status/2105870415054967247Unc Carnelian retired and will enter stud at Big Red Farm
>what Chrono looks like without Loves to take care of her hair
>>583099668one billion times sex modifier
I'm genuinely getting pissed off now, how are they making these characters when I'm basically using the same deck?
>>583099580finally!
>>583100026What does your attempts look like?
