Shyvana editionPrevious: >>582744270 >Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/ >Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/ >Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol /lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
reminder that Nami is soft
Thay should give every champ a genderswap skin so I can blast rope to hag swain.
sett? more like sex
i just tried the champ ezreal. i am so confused on how this champ is considered difficult. a lot of champs use skillshots so im confused why he is considered so much more difficult
>>582959865needing to constantly hit qs for attack speedneeding to hit 2 skillshots back to back to deal damageyour e dealing damage means you need to know when to save it for escaping/dodging or to deal damageshorter rangeult is impossible to hit
>>582959865I've never played him so I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard if you even play him once, you start to like boys
nasus but female with Huge Mommy Milkers
You faggots bullied Jelly and she left. Fuck you cunts
>>582959287You got me thinking now, we don't really have any hot hags in league
>>582959865>i am so confused on how this champ is considered difficultyou are either stupid or arguing in bad faith
I wish I said I was bothered by you having a husbando instead of saying I didn't mind, thinking it was a benign interest that all girls get at some point for fictional characters, but all it did was give you permission to daydream and obsess over something that I am not, and I had to witness it all until the eventual end of our relationship, it was definitely a factor in not wanting to try progress much more after so many years.
>>582959865>i am so confused on how this champ is considered difficultNo LoL champs are hard. LoL has always been weenie hut, jr for the genre.Now also adult daycare for burnt out millenials.
>>582961319I can't believe she chose to obsess over Teemo...
>>582960859Camille, Rek'sai, Renata Glasc, Rengar, Milio, Brimstone, 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour, and.
are people ok with qiyana being really good because it requires you to have hands compared to yone/katarina/lb?
>>582961468if only it was teemo...
>>582962762Nobody plays qiyana to begin withHow often do you see her ever being picked?
>>582962878i see her a decent amount of times in emerald.
>>582962585>CamilleLwk forgot about her
>>582962870Who was it?
>>582960781Im pretty sure it wasnt "lolg bullying" it was you skin walking as her saying some weird shit about how she wants to "be your mommy" with her images and then replying to yourself 5 times a minute litterally hundreds of posts a day about how shes wants to fuck "vocaroo boy" even though hes 12 shes a groomer pedophile who likes to have sex with little boys and just this mentally ill diarrhea taking up half of the thread for days.Its funny you like accusing other people of "trying to kill the thread" while also behaving like this.
>>582964172Rakan? Sheesh buddy, you're better off
>>582959648this anon has SETTLED
>>582964792Ah, Azir, same response, you're better off, Avians are mid
Briar won
>>582965601Swain? Gross
>>582966202yeah...
>>582960936it sounds like he is new. a lot of "difficult" champs require you to play them a decent amount before you figure out they are actually difficult to execute.
sett has unusally large amount of homosexual male fans.
>>582965394Nobody cares about some vagina
>>582966776Unusual how
>>582966776what does unusually large amount of homosexual fans in a game with as big of a lgbt population as league of legends mean90% are gay instead of the usual 80% being gays like the other champs
odds pee evens poop
https://magma.com/d/yxPV4SNSbOThis month Magma is about to end! Halloween Magma soon!
>>582966202hate swain
>>582962585>Milio?
i was pantied and sissified by superior smolder chads
>>582970510Stroking to this cosmic fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW_5H127Dr0have you quit this poorly designed game yet?
>>582971363you will see him at worlds and he will get a new skin
why am i getting my secondary role so often? i like support but i want to play my primary role 85% of the time.
>>582973172Because no one wants to play support. This has been the case since forever
i just beat a nasus in mid for like 15 minutes and then after he got his stacks high enough he literally just starting running at me through my tower and killing me. how do i counter this.
>>582973172Anon, if you want your primary role then putting support secondary is one of the worst things you can do
>>582973461>>582973670all the other lane options are terrible. i played adc at first, and a lot of the time, my support and i had zero synergy, so it was just mentally taxing. jg isnโt that hard, but if your laners lose, you just get constantly verbally abused and are expected to babysit them, even when you need to be doing your camps. iโve never tried top lane. with support, at least you can actually make sure your adc scales, even if theyโre completely braindead.
locke is a braindead champ that needs nerfs
i am new to the game, and my friend told me that i shouldnt play orianna because she is apparently kept weak because of pros are good with her? i know there lots of characters to play with, but i really like her design. is she a good choice or should i find someone else.
Soraka, my gross intersex wife!
even league timeodd survial utopia gameplay
yn out hea gennin dis pap uh
iamalonelolg
>>582975240You can learn and play well with any champion, you can be successful on any champ. Just look up YouTube videos and learn her matchups and how to play well. Probably one of the more tricky midlanders but then youโll have more fun learning.
>>582979174ur posting here rn tho troonny wym ur lost
>>582973534ban nasus
>>582979174half of these only posted out of spite and sunk cost into sense of community neglecting their own interpersonal relations.
>>582979174Don't forget Shen...
You are neither autistic enough nor retarded enough to be a true MOBA enjoyer. Get out of here with all your media literacy, critical listening skills, attention span, and basic emotional intelligence. These lowly roles condescend to pander to the lowest common denominator who need that for them to enjoy them. This is ableism, you are gatekeeping idiots from things designed specifically for them. For your own sake I genuinely suggest you pick a champion that isn't aimed at people with learning disabilities, rather than complain that the unsubtle slop for dumb people is dumb.
>>582979174why do you always leave me off the list...
>>582980648I already dont play this shit never did I just watch streamers and shitpost on lolg.
>>582979174Sexist to leave out our only challenger...
>>582981026But you didn't leave you're still here.
Yone!
anyone wanna play a couple mayhemstag is #NA1
I forgot to post this before I left for work today.
>>582979309Why do you keep thinking every post is hers you need to stop letting her live rent free.
>>582964585
>>582964743quinn
>>582984374if only she was a quinn but chose to larp as leblanc
League of legends.And I do truely mean. League of legends.
>>582965394This goes to the anon saying that the general is dead because the game is bad and not the general being awful to browse. They were never mutually exclusive.
>>582984502if only you fucks would understand the difference between a cartoon character and a real human being
>getting cucked by a 2d male>and a 60 year old one at thatkekaroo
>>582985830when a cartoon character is given credence over you it is easy to not feel like a real human being
>>582986114Dont know what its like, butye it sounds like it really sucks
>Riot wanted 2XKO to have an active playerbase in the hundreds of thousands to a million plus in order to "justify" keeping it runningThis company is filled with literal jews. Absolute waste of everyones time and resources.
>>582965394this is my 9/11 bros
>>582986114sounds like cope for being a shitty personshe picked a fictional character over you lolcucked by swain
>>582965394that's fucked up don't post her private dms
>>582986114Is this an edating problem because when there's someone right in front of me I could not give two shits about champ titties
>>582987217ok ozsomedude
>>582987003i accept any name calling theres nothing to cope about just honest feelings>>582987217was the same problem in person.
Why does this retard keep bringing his 3DPD relationship drama into the general and why do you retards keep feeding him
>>582961319Are you going to post this every thread.
>>582987428yep nothing is your fault right?your lack of motivation and zero desire to better yourself is totally why she picked a fictional character over an irl relationship lmaoyou're that shitty shed rather be single than with youbig ooof
>>582987428Chances are it doesn't say anything about you. She could be avoidant and flee to fantasy, be on anti-depressants, have no self-esteem and deflecting on you, etc so don't let this be a blow to you
>>582987826because he only exists in his online bubbleshe clearly moved on so he has to post how its not his fault he didnt try
I didn't know Swain was such a based champ. What other champs can steal your girl?
"I got temp banned for having a bad game. And it was norm draft!"do the people that play in my games just theres some fucking rick and morty invincibilty force field on their accs?the niggers in my games just never have to deal with that?
>>582987945I didn't say it wasn't my fault? I try to improve my life steadily and have but it doesn't matter.>>582988040the damage is done across the years and tethered to league of legends.
>>582988760Had my self-image crushed to pieces before, it'll rebuild with time
Stay positive lolg!
>>582989032if only I was more like swain.
>>582988760>>>/reddit/
>>582988064What do you consider trying?
Good night
we should all become more like swain and cuck that anon even more
>>582989648but I learned it all in lolg
>>582959865he isnt, the actual action of spamming q and w isnt difficult, but you need to land basically 95+% to be considered effective enough to pick over even easier shit like caitlyn
>>582987826why do you spamm posts about other posters instead of talking about league f legends
>>582991261Shh talkin bout League of Legends can get you KILLED round these here parts sonny
>>582991261>spam?
>>582991261retard
page 9 bump
I headcanon that Zyra's bush is like the glittery, crystal-like frost you'd find on a quality marijuana bud
>>582996361works for me
>Wake up>Volibear is still reworked
tryndamere interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dxxe1ozJXY>they genuinely expected 2xko to pull numbers that are enough to sustain the game for years>as a fighting game
heartsteeloverlordstitanic
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>582975240Dunno I haven't figured it out either, everyone has contradictory opinions.
zaahen is kinda fun
ranked is so ass 14 minute queue in NA gold to get my second role and an autofilled jungler
>>583006082
>>582975240She's a consistent laner with a near-perfect kit and one of the best "win button" ultimates in the game. The downside is she's a support-style mage who lacks the outright burst and dps of others mages like Syndra and Viktor. She's hard to play well, in my opinion, but a very valuable character to have.
had the most abominable losersq game of all time followed by the most egregious winners queue game of all time
Is this the inevitable future of /lolg/
>>583008224This game just proves that in no rank there is skill involved, it's all about which team has the feeder, inter or trollpick.
hey anon, sorry to hear your favorite poster is actually gone now. i think its sad too, those streams were pretty fun and whimsical.anyway, gotta keep on going, huh?
>>583011437yep
>>583011510i remember clciking a stream link here once and there was a girl. I've told her that htere's a guy in the general who keeps simping for her (true back then) and she laughed at it lol. Didn't seem upset or even aware he exists.
>583011510I've come to despise you just from passively coming across stuff about you, I hope you leave 4chan entirely since you are a pest.>>583011905It's not even that bad of a combo but I read Ashe support was completely out after the Mandate rework. Unless the Ashe is good at what they are doing I prefer another support.
>>583010996>futurethis is already lolg right now if you remove the bot fake activity and let the thread reach its bump limit naturally with organic postswe had a 5 day old thread like 3 threads ago and then another thread that was going at half the speed of the one before it for the first few days and was probably going to take 10+ days to fill at its pace but then we started getting 5 posts a minute and the 2 threads after that have been getting psyopped and still going for multiple days even while getting botted
>>583012905>I've come to despise you just from passively coming across stuff about youyou're bluffing. for no reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWsU_GgsSbMJust watched it I enjoy the game and the gameplay, but this shit is undeniably rigged as hell. Maybe all competetive or even multiplayer games tooI'd switch to singleplayer but i love characters in the game and even started to enjoy laughing with my duo friend about the kind of animals we keep getting in games. Sometimes. I wonder what game could replace this psychological torture game.
>>583012905Mandate was overrated on Ashe, her best builds are still umbral glaive + axiom cores into situational items.
>>583013295Explain why I kept lossing as my sadness went worse and worse for weeks and the day I've decided to change my mind, be happy and let go of torturing myself I've started to win games as well.
Im quitting playing tanks in top lane. I'm picking up carry champs.
jungle diff
>>582958535>that comicI miss non pozzed league that was meant to be a wc3 love child and sexy women. I miss non lesbian cait who didnt mind showing off her skin.
>>583014958Everything in the video actually explains it>Getting less reports, getting more honors, limiting tilting in chat and pings, breaks between gamesAll of those got you out of the designated losing streak because your social credit score and personalised matching system got fixed/changed
>>583015793Oh and better self-performance. Probably a few more things too.
>>583015793I try to minimize my exposure to the game systems.I never use the chat, never use pings, never aknowledge pings.To me it felt like my new mentality made me stop self-sabotaging even in a video gafme.What I vividly recall doing was that once my mental state changed I tried to do something every moment, instead of just idling.
Someone please hit me with the good old "They will remember Yorick Mori" feeding meme
>>583016490Dey bill wumbah worickworiii gagahagb
>>583013295this guy is gold
so its normal for a lucian top to just ward the lane brush level 1 and neve rhave to respsct any jungler rightand of course he gets to have the winning bto and mid as wellskill issue i guess
>>583016948ranged and ap mages have destroyed league being able to go to any lane and not get punished in any kind of game design. No one builds the expensive MR or armor items cause why not build more damage, and there's very little that bruisers at the top lane, no less tanks, can do against ranged.
>>583013195nigga you live here
>>583016417Even with that, while it is beneficial, you need to play the system to avoid it putting you into loser's queue by stopping playing after losing like 2-3 games in a row.The engagement system is real and you need to show it that you're not willing to play with them putting you up with retards in the team for a dozen losing games in a row
The mental gymnastics people do to excuse why theyโre not the rank they think they should be is hilarious and is very revealing. The reality is the game has a pretty small margin for error to get punished and as you rank up other players understand it more and more. Once youโve actually gotten to know it you understand the differences between brackets. I will never fall below a certain rank and even if I happen to slip into a loss streak the games become so easy for me I shoot right back to where I was.
>>583017260nigga its 2026 do you know how easy it is to have a webpage perpetually open i have four monitors.
You wouldn't a fish.
>ignore this over 2 hour well researched video full of very reasonable and logical explanation incriminating this multi-billion company, goyim! It's your fault that you can't carry 3 inting teammates and that you're seemingly can't win a single game in an Elo you were just stomping your way intoHow much RP did you get for this post?
>>583017601>even if I happen to slip into a loss streak the games become so easy for me I shoot right back to where I was.Missed the point award
>>583018317My point is the games get tougher as I win games and easier as I lose them. Which makes sense.
i coul dbeat anyone in this general a ta yasuo 1v1
>>583018657I don't think it's possible to even rationally deny the existence of MMR and the MMR reflecting actual game skill, which translates into breaking the nexus.Even if there's some fuckery going on I think it's all used solely to minimize queue times in some contexts.
you will never stream
>>583018657Then you still missed the pointGaming has a history of rigged matchmaking in order to maximize engagement with the games as they're products and they'll want as much money from you as they canYou think that LoL somehow doesn't engage with it? You're delusional. >>583018876>Even if there's some fuckery going on I think it's all used solely to minimize queue times in some contexts.It's the opposite. It makes the queues longer to match everyone with the players the system decided it'll need for each player in the game.
i will cry myself to sleep lolg may your crushed spirit be renewed goodnight
>>583018765i could beat you irl
>>583020026How much do you lift
>a dedicated monitor for /lolg/
need a new namenew name new me
>>583020551I saw a guy from here (high elo) streaming once and he kept alt tabbing to this place constnatly and he never replied to anything, just kept reading shitposts. Like he did it compulsively.
>>583020686Try temper trantrum.
>>583020686timid kitten...
Whoops! Soraka my cute wife!
>>583020717must be a depressing life to have
To my /lolg/, I don't know what made you change between champions after all these years. It seems like you turned to ADC thinking you would have someone to play with in the same lane, but years went by where I watched you alone. Now in the game's twilight years, what you hoped for has came round, but without the magic or appeal. If I call you my role model and one of the most intelligent people I know, while being successful myself... Maybe you surround yourself with undervalue you, if they want to take away that person I knew. To me you have always had the power to be one of the greatest people who ever lived, along with me. I have always been forward-thinking, and I wish you could be around while I invent my new musical instrument and clock (it runs on wind, but I won't tell how here). It's a type of organ from the 1700's; It's already prepared and thought out, and I am getting a 3D printer that prints metal for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3baQ9lj3W7E
>>583020551i have a big monitor with colums of webpages and chats it has like a dozen of these stacked ontop of eachother and one of these is lolg. whats your problem men. bro. fuck you men.
a disturbing lack of plappable yordles itt
what if you wanted to give your hard earned money to this disgusting chinkshit half assed company but you open the shop to see only glittery ugly foid skins
>go on winstreak>rank up>EOMM kicks in>picrel
>>583023919you are treading dangerously close into dumbdigger mental territory. just saying this as a precaution
>>583023919we do not care
>>583017601>The mental gymnastics people do to excuse why theyโre not the rank they think they should be is hilarious Most people arent the rank they should be because solo queue is mostly luck based, with pros and tryhards either duo queing or using hypercarry champs to eventually force themselves into diamond and up.
>>583023348im gonna fix that rn1 plappable yordle coming up!
>>583024147shutup, you
>>583013295Agree the game is nice and the characters are alright, but the system is blatantly artificial. A few high ELO players got it too and maybe the only reason none of them openly admits it, could be agreements between them and Riot. Imagine some Challenger streamers saying "Yeah the game isn't actually that honest", it could butcher the playerbase because for many League of Legends is ranked games, and already aren't doing that well because of matchmaking fatigue.
>>583023675I really am tired of chinese same face looking cosmetic shit. This is why I stayed away from free to play Chinese and Koreans mmos
Shut upppp stop noticing. This game is fair alright? Top players going on 10 game losing streaks is normal too btw
>>583023919When other people have games like that you just tell them to ping better so why didnt you just ping?Your fault you didnt ping enought.
>>583024457Rankeds is a scam once you watch a few high ELO games, not the ones you see on YouTube, I mean you actively go into some high ELO match history and watch games. It's nearly the same as every rank, the only difference is macro and even there you see players do dumb decisions. The game is random by nature and you are all passengers.
>>58302010140kg 1 arm
>>583024762never told someone with a 0/12 shyvanna botlane to ping better, might be forgetting though.
>8-10 deaths each game>complaining about his teammates
>>583022482i wish this was for me so i can finally be free of the thoughts that hang over my head...lend me catharsis
>>583025254sorry i should just throw a hissy fit and sit in fountain instead of at least trying to still play the game against a 32kp MF and her fed teammates
>and then i shit myself in the thread
why do low elo players care more about attacking the opposing laner rather than csing
>>583026315that's not the issue, that's a playstyle difference. What's really retarded is they think having the enemy under tower for 5 minutes is a good thing and not just letting enemy farm safely while you are at the easiest possible position to be ganked. the concept of basing after a crash is unknown to these retards
wave management is bad game design
>>5830281762 out of the 5 roles ignore that
>>583028379none, support and jg both abuse and play off of wave states
>>583029649thiseven high mmr aram degenerates will freeze the fucking wave
Pattern recognition activating, once again when I have one measly win more than losses, I get 4 inters running it down.Jungle started off alright. We got some stuff done topside. I told her to ignore the then 0/6 bot lane but she didn't listen and ganked bot, died, then respawned and did it again immediately so I don't feel bad for them either.And since I play a tank that isn't named Ornn it doesn't matter how ahead I am if I have nobody playing with their eyes open to be a tank for.Would have taken 15 minutes longer for the same guaranteed loss if I didn't just open top.Thank God Riot can't detect that shit. Not that they give a shit as long as you don't ping more than once a minute or say a naughty word.
>>583029771my friend list is more pathethic, it says 0 requests and 0 friends
>>583030068I actually lost one request somehow I had 25 the other day. I didn't even know that could happen.Don't worry though. You don't want to duo anyway Drew Levin will ban you for duoing.
I have 43 friend requestI like collecting them
wave management is core game design
forcefemming is core game design
>>583030661>game is bad to the corehots wins again
wins the shit dead game noone cares about award maybe
jelly needs to come back so I can bitch about her blog posting fake nice bullshit
>>583000430There's stuff you could say about retaining people, dev costs, gameplay, but at the end of the day I came back just to play more of ahriIt's a shame that what all this corpospeak means is that people aren't going to get to play their characters they liked in another game now
>>583032094never seen a real life woman relax like that
>>583031869Fake nice doesn't exist, most people are neutral but at least polite.
>>583032293never seen a woman with tails and fox ears
this broxah guy on youtube is so insane on jungle. literally every champ he plays in the jung he carries
>>583031869Jelly needs to show her tits for us how else will we verify she's a she?
funny how us biofems are always the evil villains if we try to be kind were face nice and we deserve bad things happening to us for being fake if were truthful were bitches that deserve bad things happening to us for being uppitytheres no winning for us bioholes