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>>582973954crazy how pluey is so much cuter and more lovable than that ugly uwu bum ralsei
Alphys may be evil but she is a fat, stinky antisocial nerd so I forgive her
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
A Ball is like An Angel that's why Sports is good
what should i draw
I LOVE TV!
fave show hole
Every atrocity Alphys is accused of was done on Asgore's orders but he was really sad about murdering six children and she's a woman, so guess who people call evil
soon we will see mike.
how does fave hack their brain to replace their dream of having a wife and children someday with something more realistic and achievable, like becoming a famous youtuber or the next toby fox
>>582974050At least Alphys is probably very correctable. Just give her any positive physical affection or humor her shit taste interests and she'll fold into being whatever kind of person you expect her to be.
>>582974092bergundy
>>582974265do you genuinely want a wife and kids?
>>582974189Draw whatever oc Pippins the wheel lands onhttps://rentry.co/pwc6askt
>>582974228Anon you missed this discourse by about 10 years.
>>582974229Awwwhe man I remember this This takes me baaack
>>582974189pluey in one of those cones animals get after surgery
ralsei butt
I want to get vored by Ralsei...
>>582974189pluey but the suit is hairless like a sphinx cattime for BALD
>>582973989Never late to find a partner, but I would consider 35 at the earliest to be kind of late to have kids if you're a moid, at that age sperm quality becomes a concern and if your kid comes out with crippling autism or asperger's or if you're having trouble to conceive don't be surprised
Do you think Lightners kill all diaperfag monsters on sight? Given SoSorry was in hiding and all
Oh sure Alphys can be a fat stinky nerd why probably pisses in bottles so she won't have to get up from her absolutely wrecked gaming chair and take a break from the gacha games but order a few dumbass humans to be killed and you're suddenly you're a bad guy. Sure thing dude, makes perfect logical sense to me bro.
>>582974436smacking it
>>582974606diapsguy has a job in the government sector
>>582974581>if your kid comes out with crippling autism or asperger'sso that's what happened to me
>>582974606Asgore parades diaperfag corpses around Hometown the same way he wants to do to the Knight
>>582974572Hot, but she doesn’t have any of that
>>582974306yeah or particularly the wife part but with the right person fave likes the idea of having kids too a lot. although they have struggled with wondering if antinatalism is right in the past>>582974581well fave still has time then
Alphys could have stopped Asgore at any moment. She had complete information control of the underground, she ran all the machines, and she could produce weapons and mutants that could make short work of the King himself, and no one would question if she were to quietly take the 6 human souls.
>>582974487>>582974534Thread status is darker yet darker
>>582974831I do not associate with the diapertard
I wish Alphys wanted to have sex with me
69ing Ralsei while you finger him and he fingers you
>>582974909leglocking Ralsei as he prematurely ejaculates inside you.
>>582974817why would she do that though
Flowey probably tried getting Alphys to fix him many times but because she's so evil and stinky she said no and laughed before going back to watching her 3/10 anime
>>582974876>>582974909>>582974982Wait I take it back thread status is healing
>>582974831it's so sad that Gasters cool idea for an extraction based dungeon crawler was stolen
Mewmew's provocative and ardent butthole~
Yeah if you’re 25 it’s too late to have kids. Your sperm is rancid. Even at 20 there’s a 99% chance to have retarded slope skulled children. Even 15 and 10 is too young. If you didn’t have kids the second you were born, it’s over for you. Better luck next life.
>>582974982How are you leglocking Ralsei as he cums in that guy
Tsundereplane had the power to suicide bomb Asgore at any time.
>>582974982He would let out a girly squeal and try to moan an apology while pumping spurt after spurt of his princely seed into you
>>582974996Because if she didn't then Sans would gaster blaster her for not using her power for good.Oh wait he only does that to human children because he's also a psychopath nvm
>>582975146she'd get too tiny at the last moment and bounce off
>>582974704carol gives mayor discounts to asgore's customers and how she threatens to evict asgore, she hired the diapsguy to keep him living miserably
>>582975226Killing Asgore and stealing the human souls that everyone needs to be free wouldn't be Good.
>>582975131It's in the generic second-person, so "you" doesn't refer to anyone in particular.
>>582975125daddy sansy so sexy and irresistible, he impregnated 500 kiddos while still in the ectowomb...
>>582975337Yes it would. It's more good than killing children too.
undyne destroying alphys's cunt with her hyper anime style futanari dick, cumflating her, then crawling inside her stretched pussy and swimming around in her jizz filled uterus like a fish
>>582975345And now Ralsei is cumming in a generic second person too!? This is going too far now
>>582974996because alphys would rather turn people into mutated dogs and keep them in the true lab so that she can get pleasured by them than to do anything productive for monsterkind
>>582975205I'd whisper in his ear that he shouldn't be embarrassed and that he should just try to feel as good as possible. Then I'd compliment him and pat his head.
Slap her wobblemeat
>>582974909he makes this face at kris when kris wakes up when ralsei is trying to suck off kris' morning wood
fave cumflating me with their completely average sized penis and hammerspace cum reserves that allow them to inexplicably ejaculate literal gallons worth of semen (they also need to be drained multiple times a day or else it starts happening involuntarily or from the slightest of provocations, resulting in very embarrassing yet exciting "emergencies")
This "black shard" turning out to be one that Asgore just somehow found yesterday after investigating the computer lab for no reason, with zero prior hint that it had existed or that Asgore was on the trail of the new Dark Worlds, was kind of bullshitThis is criticizing Chapter 4 more than Chapter 5 because in retrospect this scene gives away way too much that the story wasn't prepared to expand on and shouldn't have been included
>>582975567alphys' big fat warcrimes
alphys birthing undyne through her cloaca's squirt canal and after a lot of wriggling she plops out and flops on the floor like a fish
>>582975634Chapter 5 was supposed to release alongside 3-4 so if it's any consolation you were supposed to learn it's a big fat vaguepost in the same sitting anyway
>>582974831>>582974851What's unironically better, vore or diaps?
alphys' bowling pin ray backfired and then undyne cumflated her and she transformed into a roast turkey
I personally prefer the alphys ray bit more than this one.
>>582975701>what's worse, dumb furry nonsense or getting off to literal shit and babies
>>582975701Gun to my head, vore is better and by 10 trillion light years. I even would go to say I don't mind it if it's a specific type. Obviously not Ralsei vore or any other character like that. I still don't like it that much though.
vore sucks, you’re eating their bowels dawg
>>582975701>Moloch or Baal
>>582975567Oh my gyatt I wanna grope her tits and belly and slap her ass until red
>>582975893Vore is one of those fetishes that really only works because it's fiction, the appeal isn't thinking about the realism of it
The only vore we like in this household likes is Bowser's Inside Story style vore and that's FINAL SIDE B!
fave has lost the credit card they ordered already eto bleh
>>582975859The diaperspammer doesn't like scat but the other part yeah he does
>>582975859>dumb furry nonsense>look inside>eaten alive cannibalism snuff porn
>>582975701vore is better if it's cartoony safe endosoma vore but if it's graphic digestion pain and suffering snuff fetish and being turned into shit and disposal vore then it's worse
>>582975996show me what it looks like i can help you find itfront and back
https://soundcloud.com/directed-by-dreams/seam_boss
>>582975701they're the same thing. vore's end result is absorbing the person and turning them into poop and pee
>>582975992>Bowser's Inside Story styleWhat style is that?
>>582976141Scatshitters are a minority of vorefags and the majority just handwave it as not happening with cartoon logic because it's not supposed to be realisticDoodoo is the entire appeal of the other one
are you ready to see this next chapter
>>582975893you're supposed to purge and devein them
The weird Undertale naval rangefinder UI element but it's a vagina instead
>>582974229Kind of crazy to think that Mike is very likely to be an actual character after all this time, though relegated as a dark world C-Plot and/or gag.
>>582975701Vore lmao
It's going to turn out Seam was Dess or Asriel's plushie when they were a baby or something
>>582975694toby essentially ruined everybody's perception of the game by not releasing ch3-5 together, imagine the reaction to the thornring deflowering implied rape scene from chapter 4 fused with the reaction to the chapter 5 weird route scene back to back
>>582976026That’s a fucking lie Asgore. It’s been 6+ years and my life has barely changed and the thing I keep working on and trying to make keeps changing since I’m always unsatisfied with it and even now, after I finally decided to just sit down and stick with what I have, I’m questioning if it’ll be good enough or fun at all. I hate it.The only upside of my life is not having to work a grueling job, but at this point I think it would’ve been better than doing this. I would’ve made money and gotten actual experience instead of being so undecided and feeling worthless.It never feels like enough and it never feels right. I wish I could make something that I actually liked and it didn’t invoke that feeling of “this is all wrong and awful, I need to redo it entirely.” I’ve wasted so much time and I’m pretty sure I’ll never know what I want to do.It always feels wrong somehow. It’s the constant worry of “how do I balance this and would it even be fun and would anyone but me even care about it and do i even care about it”.
for some reason every bit of content from the game makes me feel sad and i just can't get myself to replay any of the chapter because that leaves my mind empty once i've finished itFUCK i genuinely hate myself
I miss when Mike being a microphone was possible
>kris.>every command you told her, every Iceshock...>every time time you thought "why do I want to hurt monsters?", and "why does it feel so good to hold a weapon?" as a child.>that's me>"Anon">it's a human's nature to want more... to see how strong they can really become.>to find the limits and break them.>without us, the 'Angels', humans would become frail, never gaining the experience necessary to survive.>and without humans, without VESSELs for us to control, the Angels would become bored and restless.>we need each other, kris. >doesn't it feel so euphoric? to enter that familiar trance...>encounter. fight. win. repeat.>battle after battle. level after level.>monsters or darkners, it doesn't matter.>for humans, and for us, it's all the same thrill.>...go ahead...>equip the sword, Kris. it's the strongest weapon available. you'll become unstoppable. you don't need that knife anymore.>we could do this forever
>Vore inherently involves shit because it's what happens after irl!Guess anyone who likes rape also gets off to fetuses being abortedJust like Titan Spawns Deltarune
>>582976426Calm down, manHe just wanted to cheer you up a little and you went and ruined everything with your autism
>>582975859>getting off to literal shit and babiesIt's rather context based
>>582976167Sorta like Osmosis Jones
>>582975701vore, easy option really
>>582976121lovely
>>582975694All three releasing together would kind of excuse overplaying your hand with the foreshadowing but "Asgore finds The Knight's smoking gun in a place he had no reason to be, and The Knight apparently leaves black shards behind when it makes fountains but we have never observed this after sealing at least four fountains" is still a really bizarre plot beatLike Chapter 5 clarified that Asgore was not working with Carol but he still implicitly trusted her, meaning that she didn't direct him to the computer lab and he also didn't go there because he was secretly following her Evil Plan. so why the fuck was he there
>>582976560asgore is stalking toriel all the time, he was most likely also stalking kris
>>582976560maybe he went there because it got robbed
>>582976448would kris deltarune shoot ropes if they were made to perform a super massacre like this one jqr undertale what if vid?https://youtu.be/t9_Xv7-heJI
>>582975701One is possible irl and thus can actually negatively affect things while the other isn't.
Can Fave swim?
Alphys goons to Verity.
>>582976642Toberto hire this man
Somewhere in theworld outside...There must be a wayto free us from ourprison.It pains me togive you thisresponsiblity, but...Please.Take my soul...and seek the truth.
hey.it’s me.
*scuttles in* are we talking about vore?~ teehee~
>>582976516FUCK YOU
>>582976718i think fave wouldn't know how to swim but would also be comically buoyant so it doesn't matter that much
Y'ALL JUST GONERS TO ME.
>>582976667>can actually negatively affect thingsHow tho?
Deltarune final boss is the mythical "Fave" character /utg/ always talks about
>>582976798deltarune's mantle game has a room filled with defenseless monsters that dont actually fight back, that very thing is gonna happen in chapter 7b
hey anon?It’s me…YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
>>582977035Asgore was thinking about how much Ralsei looks like Toriel and considering compromising with him.
>>582976825It's me, hiI'm the problem, it's me
>>582976532did toby steal asriel's hypergoner from bowser?
>>582976953Soul of Fave with Megalovania fading in on phase 2
Ralsei becomes a real boy and accidentally ends up dating both Toriel and Asgore
>>582976027Vore art is overwhelmingly cartoonish erotic fantasy with zero sense of realism in what's being depicted. >99% of vore scenarios involve the subject being swallowed whole, that is the fetish. Actual depictions of predation and graphic death are an extreme fringe minority, much moreso than realistic scenarios of more mainstream fetishes like rape and incest.said King
All those Flowery fight animations were cool and all but it would've been cooler if that development time was spent giving Undyne and Asgore animated fights against the Knight instead.
>>582951640someone who can detect this should make this respectfully because i'm curious
>>582977269>vore post>"said King"
>>582977269Okay well diapers are just silly articles of clothing that look cute with other silly articles of clothing, and "doing it IRL" just means making your partner look cute and patting their crinkly tushy (actually using the diaper is optional)Said that one guy in the mayor's office
>>582977269>Actual depictions of predation and graphic death are an extreme fringe minorityThis is what 99% of vore “art” I ever see is, or is implied to be.I would really fucking prefer if vore was never mentioned again, quite honestly. It’s a huper-autists fetish and is on the same level of Scat.
>>582977269>Actual depictions of predation and graphic death are an extreme fringe minoritythat's a lie unless you mean actual gore with x-ray cross sections showing flesh sloughing off and shitbut a very large amount of vore has elements of clearly depicting the prey being digested and dying even if not viscerally
>>582977517I reject it
Bicentennial Fave
i'm a lot like asgore in the sense that my family hates me because i've gone insane over figuring out something really specific related to a family tragedy from years past
>>582977665>Bicentennial>1976... Disco Fave?
>>582977596>>582977604Guys he actually is right on that Your experiences are just special but trust me bro
Fat fetish posting > everything else going on now
>>582977604Someone getting swallowed whole and the other person having a gigantic distended cartoon belly that flattens out when they go *GULP* *BURP* is not a realistic and graphic depiction of "cannibalism"
>>582977734no like the funny robit
>>582977742Yeah. Obesity is gross but fighting between Vore or Diapers being better is shit vs poop.
Someone should make some art for the next thread that lines up with the party hatToo shit to make one myself
>>582977774Those big, pillowy pamps in Kurikia art aren't usually realistic either
>>582977859is that a new verity
>>582977870whats that mean im stupid
>>582977774it's still pretty fucked up though as a theoretical way to die. that is the weird thing about vore at the end of the day, it's horrifying in one sense yet completely cartoonish and absurd in another
>>582977774That’s still cannibalism snuff porn. Just because less is shown doesn’t mean it’s suddenly not that.
*slides into bed naked* good night pals
>>582977859Diaps are cute and vore is scary, I'll die on that hill
Mfs will see this shit and think it's hyper realistic gore
>>582977870dunno if i'll be here but if i bake i'll try to at least line a pic up with the hat>>582977953images get party hats of 4chans bday, oct 1st
Okay you niggas need to stop
>>582977964mind if i slide in with you
>>582978019To be fair, no, it's not "hyper realistic." It's still scary, just in concept
This is mostly me rambling to myself, but I think Chapter 5 is merely facing the brunt of Deltarune's episodic release; with the long development cycle long time fans will definitely find that the story is stalling (admittedly I feel the same), so it makes me wonder how everything will connect together and feel when the full thing is out and newer players get to follow the narrative from start to end without having to wait as long as the rest of us have. It all boils down to chapter 6 having a legitimate payoff for all the anti-dramatic irony built up, and see where the other parts fit in turn. With Toby himself straight up saying he's ready to tackle the game's mysteries my worries about more vague-posting are softened.
>>582977953party hat :)
>>582977963i disagree with vorefags stupid made up moral high ground but this is sort of a false equivalency don't you think, like seeing slapstick cartoon violence and quaking and going "oh my god they're literally killing each other it's literally extreme graphic violence why are we showing this to children" like it's just so obviously far removed from the raw form of it that it makes you look stupid to say otherwise
>>582977963Okay and a comic where a busty anime schoolgirl gets fucked until she gets hearts in her eyes is still rape and pedophilia but it's not really the same thing as these serious terms that we're throwing around is it
how it feels to have no fetishes in /utg/
>>582977964>slips in next to you fully clothed including shoes and winter coat>pulls blanket away from you>manifests magical transformation into a mummy including a large stone sarcophagus that takes up the bednight
>>582978287Fully convinced this is the real Toby
>>582978154Oh. It's already been a whole year. Already... huh
I'm gonna go sleep in Ralsei's tummy now
>>582978287can you put my OC in the game and also give him a girlfriend, i drew them and sent a picture to your address, thank you toby
>>582978327that or the Devil
>>582978162Slapstick cartoon violence often doesn’t end in literal death. Vore does.Also, I hate vore in any instance because anyone that likes it never shuts the fuck up about it and drags quality down by their mere existence. They’re always weird ass motherfuckers in an awful way. These last few posts have been dedicated not to UTDR, but random Vore bullshit.
battat got invited out drinking and gambling with a bunch of other pippins and he was secretly excited because nobody likes him that much but the pippins had dark things in store for him that night...
>>582977062forgot to attach pic
The Wikipedia article for vorarephilia once had an image of a character swallowing another character whole and producing an absurd amount of feces, presented with all of the matter-of-factness as a medical textbook showing a diagram of a human penis. I think about that frequently.
>>582977062>7bThat's the one thing that happens in 7a actually
post plue
>>582978663>Let's make humbarger 2
>>582978663
>>5829786437a is the pacifist encouraged route with many unkillable enemies, no way you'd be able to do a closed room massacre in deltarune's normal route
>>582977290This discussion was had a year ago where anons guessed whether drawfags were moids or foids based on style
Berdly admits it…Berdly doesn’t know what’s the point of monitors above 60hz…
>>582978663yeaaaa pluey! pluey!!
>>582978902Games can run faster than 60fps
>>582978891Where else are you getting a closed room full of monsters who don't want to fight you?
>>582974092
>>582978902They look and feel a lot better.
>>582977418I didn't notice until you pointed it out and when I did it made me chuckle
>>582977290Give me a list of drawfags first and then I can scale it from female to male artstyle
Alphys, Berdly, and Seth are the best Faves because you can use them for science and tech questions
>>582979086do not do this it creates amalgamates
>>582979086None of them actually know anything about science or tech. Even Alphys was just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what stuck
>>582978975a room filled with scared darkners who dont wanna fight you after seeing you kill the 7b darkners?
Fave wonders why is it that whenever a representative of monsters or of Hometown introduces a bill about "protecting the children", it's the most draconian shit ever conceived of? As if their true goal wasn't protecting the young monsters but rather making a mockery on previous expectations of what a surveillance state looks like?
>>582979293Kris is just that fucked up
>>582979009kind of like foreskin
>>582978902If a monitor is 60hz it can cause screen tear in 3D games bad enough to take you out of the experience or somewhat affect gameplay, all monitors above 60hz refresh faster which means they're actually able to keep up with games and get rid of the bothersome screen tearing
Ralsei hearing about adults who like seeing other adults wear diapers and thinking it's cute
:)
>>582974092HAPPY BATTATOBER, EVERYONE!!!>>582974189Battat!
I can only see in 15fps
>>582979001very nice
Take that Tam O’ Shanter off Susie. Quit larping.
>>582978902countering input delay perhaps? Tennafags probably have something to say about that
>>582979448CUUUUUTE
>search obscure female character on rule34 i want to see art of>first result is her with the grotesquely sized, nastiest, veinest cock you've ever seenwhy does this keep happening to me. i'm so sick of this
>>582980036human... i remember you're able to block tags you don't want to see...
>>582980036I'm so sick of futafags too, I have been for so long
cock veins are so yummy
>>582980036>you are ate?
>>582980109veins just make fave think of that scene from kung pow where the guy yells so much the vein in his neck pops and starts spraying blood
>>582980080Nta and it probably isn't applicable here, but people on rule34 are fucking horrendous at tagging fetishes people don't want to see and sometimes they just don't use the one you'd assume to block it with
>>582980036What bothers me is less the veininess of the dicks and more the fact that people actually jerk off to these ridiculous cartoon torso-sized penises and consider that attractive. Comparing that to realistic proportions is like the sobering effect of getting shown a canon sprite of an Undertale character compared to some porn drawing of them. Am I just too autistic for most porn, or do most people just have bad taste? Can both be true?
>>582980267Most humans are subhuman.Insert mspaint drawing of that scrawny kid staring at his ugly mother's giant tits and ass that comically take up like half of the image.
>>582980267Imagine you jerk off every day, multiple times a day, and eventually after years of doing this you can't get hard at normal dick women so you have to go bigger and bigger and soon they're vacuuming cars up in front of the everything must go storeSaid Alphys, who looked up Sandy Cheeks cock vore and regretted it
>>582980448that one is a meme, not common at all
>>582980448I do jerk off every day, multiple times a day, and have for years - if anything, I think that's all the more reason to have taste and selectivity in the porn I consume.
Personally I just get tilted when fur is shaded like skin complete with those weird highlights with reddish edges like blush
Feels good having male faves so the futa doesn’t infect them and cuntmale doesn’t bother me
Why is the thread more bearable when I must go to le bed?
Idk about you guys but Doublejeckyll makes stuff that makes my boner the big bonerThis is relevant because everyone imagines Toriel having the “voluptuous” body type. You know the one.
>>582980448All things must go...
>>582980448>eventually after years of doing this you can't get hard at normal dick women so you have to go bigger and biggerI don't get the slippery slope meme with porn. Sure I've broadened my horizons over the years but for the most part I still jack off to the same things I was jacking off to in middle school. If anything I've regressed toward the mean, I appreciate more big titty women and more masculine guys than I used to.
I operate on an axis where I can get off to hyper if it’s cartoony but the more hyperrendered something is the more it’s gotta stay within some realm of sane proportions
>>582980267I think both are true in this case
I’m gonna cum
>>582981101
>>582980863>I don't get the slippery slope meme with porn.some people end up fucking themselves up by having extremely low standards and start looking for more crazy shit which is why they end up going down a ""slippery slope"", but it really doesn't affect you as much if you actually have high standards, my standards used to be low but once they went up i know that now i could never end up like the people looking at low quality undertale nsfw for hours on end
>>582981234I don't think the problem is low standards, I'd say it's no standards at all
fave is a shotacon but only likes hairy adult-sized dicks which makes finding good art impossible because they're all either too small or hyper or too pubeless
>>582981234Imagine how many cuckolds could have been saved by having a few reliable doujin artists to go back to said Berdly
>>582975567projecting an image of myself digging my head inside alphys' tight leggings so i can smell these fat fujo nerd buttocks
>>582981719my fave isn't dess thoughbeit
>>582981726Pretty sure that's like a self esteem and other stuff like that issue
>>582981827where's her aqua fur......aquifer?........
Sans and Papyrus are my very best friends
Fave doesn't know how people can look at something and then start needing more extreme versions of that thing or entirely new stuff to replace it. Fave also has basically no libido which may affect how they think about these things.
Toriel showing Kris' baby photos to Noelle on their first date
>>582982247Sans and papyrus are bother darkners who broke containment. They're not real even in-universe, so they can't be your friends any more than an imaginary rock can.>b-but papyrus turned to dustThat was one of his darkner quirks. Like turning you blue.
>>582981101>>582981203These are so tender I really like
>>582979710Thank you!!
>>582982410Deltarune isn't canon
>>582982404Noelle is in most of the photos…
Saw a funny picture of Ralsei and remembered I actually like these characters and this game
>>582980267I'm kinda like a story gooner, I want my goon material to be as accurate to canon material as possible and shit like inaccurate proportions piss me off. I mean, do you even LIKE the character you're drawing if you're not rendering them with the most lovingly accurate details? Why even bother otherwise?
>>582982761It's Gaster's fanfic video game, so it is canon in a way. It's just canonically not real.
Can I have a big hug?
Can I have a bug hug?
Sneed's feed and seed.Formerly Bug's.
Can I have a butt?
Cug I hug a bug hug?
I think there is enough room in the world for grotesquely exaggerated porn and whatever "normal" porn is said Toriel
hey g would you make me a bugwich?
Can I have a Big Mac, a medium fry, an eight-piece McNugget and a medium diet coke?
>>582983225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O9IFZjiIgk
>>582976642This will happen in Hometown 7B but with the Vessel instead.
average /utg/ convo
Imagine if "Ralsei needs to pee" becomes canon
>>582983598Dreams do come true
Imagine if Ralsei wasn't a simp for Kris. What would change?
>>582974092I had an apple cider donut today
>>582983796He'd still want to cuddle-snuggle-huggle-wuggle Kwis like the big softy cutie-patootie that he is
Erika raped Battler
>>582974092I like Asriel
>>582981719Pubes on a shota are like tits on a buck
throte gote
>>582984027i read this as etika raped batter
>>582984329Canon
You either throat the goat or the goat throats you
>>582983796Kris dies and Susie is impregnated chapter 1
>>582980863Kinda the same for me, Ive liked shota since I was a kiddo, but I used to find incest disgusting, and theres a big overlap between shota and incest. After a few years and going eww every time I read an incest chapter I ended up acquiring an incest fetish.
IT'S OCTOBER!!! YESSS!!! *paints a jack o lantern face on alphys's great big ass*
>>582984486nta but this happened to me with opening up to gay stuff and becoming bi (in large part because of asriel dreemurr)
If Asgore saw Kris doing puppy play would Asgore beat some sense into Kris or disown him
>>582974572I am going insane
>>582984585*her
>>582984585he would be a good owner to his new dog
>>582984072NICE!!!! i like the like.. composition of it. very cool. and good job drawing all the different asriel forms
Who are Kris' biological parents, and how did the monsters acquire him? Did Toby really only add a human protagonist to Deltarune purely to make the game more marketable?
>>582984680do bitches hump legs too?
>>582982640i truly love this gif it's so cute
>>582984868Yeah every time something isn't immediately explained Toby did it to try and get you
>>582984486>>582984570That's interesting. I've always liked gay shota incest. I guess it's because I grew up with it.
Kris getting the hiccups and nobody knowing what to do because monsters don't get hiccups
>>582985137...
>>582984849Thank you :)
[looking at picture of asgore fucking asriel in the butt] how nostalgic...
>>582985264Nonono wait NOT like that!
>>582979448I wanted to draw another Azzy but
>>582985165how to scare Kris?
>>582985552>toriel reading from a book that hiccups can be cured by scaring a human>* Uhh... Boo!>Kris sits still, then hiccups>* Drat!
I didnt feel moved about the Flower's fountain being closed or saying goodbye to them because they act like caricatures instead of real people with real hopes and dreams. I dont think Kris cared either.
>>582985797Maybe if you were a real person instead of a caricature you wouldn't have such a bricked life experience
bricked?
>>582985549CUTE!!! also lol i like the battat bucket how suitablealso...i saw this while it was being drawn but only the top of the pumpkin costume had been drawn and it hadn't been colored yet so i just saw like the top of 2 circles and fully assumed you were in the midst of drawing asriel with massive tits and then when i came back and saw it finished i was like ohhhh
Noel argues his way out of a 1 month deltachan ban by simply typing "לא עשיתי שום דבר רע."
>>582978779I wish I was the groom
What would various characters in Deltarune think about the song "Lola" by The Kinks?
>>582985887Real people arent distracted by key jingling for 4 hours.
Noel drinks nytroglycerin after being tricked into thinking it's some kind of man supplement and explodes
>>582986585Nitroglycerin is actually used to treat blood pressure. From what I can tell from the reading, though, you really shouldn't drink the stuff. You won't explode, except by cartoon logic, but still...
Am I the only one that wants Spamton carnally? I want him to finger me while he takes a phone call.
>>582985121Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. As in you woke up in a monster's house and never questioned it and neither did anybody else and when somebody asked you got really angry as if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
>Page 6Good Lorb!
>>582984868the two main theories are either kris is a vessel and thus has no biological parents and just kinda showed up one day and the dreemurrs adopted this random "human" orphan, or kris is just straight up adopted because either something happened to their parents or they were just an unwanted child or something
>>582982419Same I love sweet romantic stuff, cuddling esp
>>582985980Thank you!! I don’t blame you given what the thread has been talking about for the past few hours. Also I thought it kinda looked like that at first too lol
I want him so bad bros...
>>582988127LOL NICE
favorite flower man cover/remix?
>>582988602Anything that doesn't have vocals. Have not heard a single good Flower Man with vocals yet
I want to drink kris milk
>>582988602I haven't heard one better than the original
>>582988631what's your favorite in that category
>>582988636Do people really see Kris as a guy by default? I feel like I see less rule 63 art of them compared to Frisk or Chara.
>>582987937>10 minutes without a bump is enough to fall halfway to deaththe state of this board
>>582988685this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH6T9xWPu-4
>>582988789there is SO much female kris art are we kidding?
>>582988896it doesn't count if the artist actually sees kris as female. they have to see them as male and deliberately draw them differently than that
>>582974092i drew the first one and i was gonna leave it but i felt like it was missing something so then i added the spider attacking him and felt satisfied
>>582988896There really isnt
If Fave sang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOBpER0M44I, who would it be to?
>>582988896From what I've noticed, you kind of have to go out of your way to find fanart of Kris as a girl, because most of the fanbase is rabid about them being non-binary. But I think people often make Kris male for the shipping stuff anyway.
>>582988602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YUqgqF6WFEI base my like or dislike of Flower Man covers purely on how well they do the solo in the middle and this is my favorite
>>582986854Few of you remain, you're a critically endangered species
I wish darkners were real so that killing them would mean something. Especially fave
>>582989172the majority of art I see of kris (outside of this thread) is made by probably female they/thems (or females*) who self insert as femkris for their 'lesbian' fantasies
>>582988789The romance subtext from between Kris Susie and Noelle made me see Kris more as a woman because Susie and Noelle are gay as fuck so it would be weird for them both to have semi crushes on male Kris
>>582989396why would them be real make killing them mean something?
>>582988636Ohhhhh, I'm a starving little deer and I need human milk to survive...
>>582989396
>>582989779this but the first speech bubble is pointing to a representation of natural selection and the second bubble is another human
>>582989868How would you represent natural selection
>>582989327Damn, I didn't know that. I've always liked him and Tenna as a unit. Something about that red suit on him is really sexy to me...
>ships ralsusie with male ralseigood taste>ships ralsusie with tralsei but has been shipping it before tralsei was popularizedi can accept it>exclusively ships ralsusie with tralsei and only after tralsei was popularizedevil soul
Ralsusie with Tralsei but Ralsei does not want HRT or surgery she just dresses up like a princess and give Susie her girlcock
I only ship Ralsei's soft buttcheeks with Susie's 12 inch magnum girlcock
>>582989554There's also that other artist that gets posted here every now and again who is a--sorry, give me a second...(Violent retching and puking, feeling of being very disgusted)...Kerdly shipper, if you want a straight variant.
>>582989554Also have seen some art like that, but they don't give Kris massive tits or anything. In my opinion, Kris just feels like the mystery hentai protag that fucks all the girls including his mom for some reason.
fave wishes fave could contribute to battatober
>>582990215I definitely see Kris as male and would refer to them as him all the time if it didn't get a reaction from peopleThat being said, I just meant that I've see a whole lot of female kris. So much so that its hard to really consider femkris as rule63 at all
I feel like the big shot design is the least attractive one he has
>>582989939I was imagining the thing SMBC does but looking it up I'm not sure evolution has ever been shown on screen. I think my mind went from "evolution is shown speaking in weird greebled speech bubbles" + "god is shown speaking in weird stylized speech bubbles" + "god is portrayed as an abstract circular form" to "evolution gets portrayed as an abstract circular form"so just something that completes that analogy I guess. if we're turning it into an SMBC now. which I guess my post could fit as if zach gets like 15% more nihilist sometime soon
>>582990261aren't you the one who came up with it
>>582990314I agree. Objectively it’s puppet > neo >>>>> bigshot
>>582990314I still find that design attractive, somewhat. Then again, I like little weird guys like him.
>>582974092Ralsei (male)
>>582985549Adorable Azzy, the Battat bucket is a funny idea!>>582988978Poor Battat getting bullied again (but cute!!)The Battatober Corner is coming along nicely!!
>>582990476is that...his udders???
>>582990395no... that was a different fave...fave is still practicing to learn to draw, to draw battat...
>>582990562Uhh... Breast implants. Or something.
>>582990562i think they're determination capsules
>>582990314Biggest truke I've heard in a while.
>>582990594oh i see my apologies for confusing you with somebody else theni believe in you fave, i think you can participate, i think no matter what you did it would be cute and charming and i would like to see it
It's escapism, can't you see? It's not healthy!
>>582990505>Poor Battat getting bullied again (but cute!!)lol yeah (& thank you! :D)>The Battatober Corner is coming along nicely!!it sure is!!! very happy day>>582990476UNFNGHGHH SEXY MALE HAG>>582990949ZAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does Battat deserve what keeps happening to him? No. Does he secretly enjoy it? I'm not sure.Will it continue forever and ever? Absolutely.
delicate sex with ralsei
I want Spamton to gobble up Tenna's french fry.
>>582991202*sheds happy tear* that's the spirit...
>>582990261You should just draw a Battat! He is easy to draw, you could even draw only the head!
fave thinks there should be accessible avenues for low value people who cant meanifully contribute to society to end their lives in a painless dignified manner
>>582991791doesn't sound very dignified to me, said Undyne
>>582991791fave is one of those people but not ready for the chambers yet fave thinks, fave wants to do some stuff before death
>>582990992Okey.>Turns off game and refunds itToby if you don’t want me to play your game don’t charge me for it
>>582991791a good cord costs like 20 bucks maybe even less
>>582991897it's like the cigarettes boxes with the "smoke hurts" thing on them, but less explicit
How do you guys feel about Tenna with fangs? Does it make him hotter?
>>582991218https://files.catbox.moe/eozdmt.jpg
>>582992031tenna must be drawn with fangs and if you don't then you are an enemy.
>>582989956I thought you were exclusively a spamton yume, if you're a spamtennafag then you're an invasive species
>>582992078But...what if I want them to both fuck me?
>>582992031Teeth are cool
>>582992031I used to not care at all but now I've come around to really like themI think they're very cute, I want to kiss them and gently trace them with my finger, I would love to inspect them and tell him how beautiful they are
Tender, loving mutual diaper cuddles with Ralsei
things are happening
>>582991791They have that in Canada
>prophecy >lord of the hammer>dragon blazers>original game>tennas gameWhy are there so many goddamn versions of deltarune within deltarune?
>>582992507beautiful things
>>582992629Meta
>>582992629because real life has a bunch of stories and reinterpretations that are just variations of eachother
>>582992629That's Toby's way of saying nothing so far has mattered, we're not even playing the real Deltarune yet.
even deltarune is just another version of deltarune inside of the deltarune that is reality
>>582992629>forgot Cat Petterz>forgot the mike minigame about saving cats from the rain (the roaring) and putting them in a basket (the ark that will guide you the way through the waves)
Fave is favepreggers with a fave. Should fave get a favebortion?
>>582992507https://poal.me/87a46
>>582992629Things being derivative of and comparable to other things is a recurring motif (A PITY, IT WAS JUST REPEATING ALL IT KNEW.) and all the different incarnations of the Prophecy is just one of themI think Toby is so interested in it because he got his start as a romhacker and fan game maker
>>582992629Shamelessly ripping off FNAF for clout
>>582992629It’s like the bible where the Old Testament has like 50 Jesus-lites and then the big JC comes along and you’re like “ohhhh! THIS is what Tenna looks like!”
>DelTWOrune (2030)
Gaster is a rip off of the Puppet from FNAF 2
>>582992187You're almost the same as the spamtennafujos
>>582992629You forgot the Pizzarina storyline
i love this fffffucking fuck up mother fucker. freak faggot piece of shit. they're the best and the greatest, simply stated. to me. fucking, fucker. god damn piece of work. crazy weirdo. i love them. yessir i do
Gaster is an exact 1:1 replica of Zumbo Sauce
>>582993182>Stay here.Chara convincing you to stay with them...
Toby doesn't even know Gaster exists
>>582990992Toby and Hussy are proof that escapism to the point you think your gay little video game/webcomic buddies are real can lead you to success. The same people that think Susie is insane for living in the closet would think Toby was insane for living in Hussies basement instead of getting a real job. Susie is going to write the final Hammer book and be rich
>>582993361like i need any convincing. but i appreciate the confident reassurance. oh yes i do.
>>582993410I think those are two separate insanities
>>582993008Ok and?
>>582993483I was explaining the difference beween species
>>582993548What if I'm not a fujo at all, and prefer straight shipping over homo shipping?
Susie isn't insane for living in the closet the closet has her friend Ralsei and a warm bed and yummy pie with 0 calories her home has Susie's Dad and Susie's Evil Chair and no food with 0 calories
You think Toby and Hussie ever got up to any funny business
>>582993665You're something else
>>582992051Was he the [throat goat] all along?
>>582993719Obviously they did. Their creations out them as freaks and, I mean, cmon, just look at Toby, he's got whack job energy around him. Toby probably wore diapers even.
>>582993719I wish I was in that group
Is the diapers bit spam one single retard or a group effort?
>>582994036I just threw that in there to pay homage to recent posts. Diaperfurs do tend to frequently try astroturfing their shit though, they're mega groomers.
>>582992629Toby is insecure about how he stole from a million other games.
>>582992073Even the official merch has him with fangs, it's like they knew what they were doing!
diaps is the new fuzzy cwitters methinks
>>582993963ZUN...
Tenna has the same fangs as Asriel because Kris wants to fuck Asriel
>>582994292Don't think he is, he's open about how he was inspired by Mother 3.
>>582992031>>582994349He has fangs in game...
>>582994640Nobody said he didn't
>>582994516But Kris hates Tenna>* (TVs are good at talking, but not good at listening.)
I wore diapers when I was a baby
>>582994730Ew gross. I was a free shit baby and my dick and ass are both huge because of it.
>>582994640Nearly everyone knows that, but I was just pointing out that they use his fangs for marketing. They didn't have to do that, but it just happens to be one of his charm points.
>>582984072Would smash 2/3 of these.
Chapter 3 but it's Devil World instead of Zelda
>>582994783Post ass babe
>>582994683Funny how in chapter 2 Queen praises Kris for being a good listener.
>>582994991I think chapter 3 should have just been a parody of Mario Party, to be quite honest.
>>582995347I legitimately thought that's what was gonna happen because of the way MIKE, the BOARD, please! sounded, to me it was a track that had a lot of older MP vibes
Chapter 4 but the Dark World is in a nursery and Ralsei spawns in as a baby
fave blowing my head off with the fave-gun
Chapter 6 but Ralsei loses his shapeshifting powers for some reason and we see that he's something really ugly
i tried to have sex with ralsei and he just crumbled away into nothing
Chapter 6 but Ralsei says they will be The Girl also you're locked into the Normal Route so this is the canon ending
he isn't ugly!
What If Ralsei Survived Chapter 6?
>>582995548Toby couldn't decide if the game is NES or N64
STOP. POSTING. ABOUT RALSEI!! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!!!!
MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME RALSEI!ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING RALSEI!
>>582995548Thought that Tenna was kind of going to be like this guy, and punish the players that didn't get the most stars or whatever thingamajigs he wants you to collect. Deltarune Party sounds like a fun idea though.
The Shayy drama resurfacing just reminds me of how everyone in this fandom is annoying, immature, and painfully autistic. I would've thought that, after 11 years, the fandom would have grown up a little. Instead, we're having 15-year-olds weigh in on the latest Discord chatroom dramas like they're ongoing court cases. We're having dumbass 20-something trannies talk about how they were literally e-raped because blocking somebody or simply saying "no, I don't want to look at your disgusting penis, fuck off" is too scary and intimidating for them.
>>582996019yeah okay
>>582996019How does this relate to Undertale, Deltarune or fave?
/utg/ - Unrelated Twitter Gdrama
>>582996146Is it weird that I think Flowery is not a sexyman?
be 100% honest. you wake up in deltarune. what are you doing first
>>582996338Too funny?
>>582996350I roll up to Sans's store and say "Er er er er er er er" until I get kicked out
>>582996350I start stabbing the ground
>>582996350See how scary the monsters actually are and escaping to human society if it’s too bad. Otherwise I’m going to the church to get lined up with a place to stay
>>582995347>>582995548I thought it was going to be a mario party like board game thing when the song names leaked
>>582996409>*you told sans “er er er er er er”.>*he nodded.
Fave has no real friends and will die alone. All of fave's friends are online, and they only come to him whenever they're bored or they need something. He hangs on their every word because he's a pathetic loser. Fave's friends *know* he hangs on their every word, and they take him for granted as an on-call source of attention, sympathy, and validation. But fave is getting tired of them. He is getting resentful of them. And the worst part is that fave knows if he told any of them this, they wouldn't truly care or take him seriously. Don't be like fave.
>>582996338A little, but with the way the fandom sees him it's hard to think of him as a sexyman, not to mention his character archetype isn't all that common for sexymen so I get it
>>582996350I go to the lake and redeem my discount
>>582996497you can make friends just like tenna made friendsnever give up
>>582996338Unfortunately Toby blew his sexyman magic all with chapter 2, with some aftershocks in chapter 3
>>582996497Don't come in tomorrow energy radiating from this post
>>582996382Sexymen can be comedic, but I think it's due to him being too nice. He seems to be more well received with Japanese fans though.
>>582996497I'm too much of a loner by nature to be like fave, fortunatelyI hope fave finds real friends soon
>>582996497you're not a bad person faveyou can get better and respect yourself and have people who respect you too
James Cameron's Avatar but in the Deltaruniverse
>>582996497We're the same but I'm the one hoping I get messages for validation because it's the only why I can feel like I exist
>>582996350Try to get a job at Sans' because he'd probably be a good employer and let me sleep in the back, then gradually integrate into local community.
>>582996595>>582996741>>582996758If, hypothetically, fave were to cut out all of these friends, then fave would have nobody to talk to. Fave is too weak to brave it alone. Fave needs friends. Everybody needs friends. But it seems like the only people who are interested in fave are losers, and now fave is dependent on them for companionship that isn't truly reciprocated. Does that make fave the biggest loser in this situation? >>582996659Quite.
imagine battat crying and apologizing. and this is meant to sexually arouse you
>>582996941I think fave is just in a very unfortunate situation but fave should also learn to be a little more independent from others' validation
Why didnt Flowey just kill the player again?
>>582996694Sans is a sweet guy too, though, isn’t he?
>>582996648Toby didn't think anyone would like Spamton or Tenna, but they became a hit somehow. The latter somehow outshining Sans by being more charismatic, and likeable in the end.Now that I'm older, I think the appeal for Sans has died down a lot, and for a while slob/scumbag/bastard types were very popular on Tumblr when he was new. But, I think even his most hardcore fans won't admit that.
>>582996941>Everybody needs friendsI haven't spoken with an actual friend in years, it's all been randoms in video games and anons.It's comfy. Just be more introverted, you extrovert freak.
Ralsei living in the Light World and finding out about these big parades/street festivals in June that he ends up really liking
>>582996019Undertale teaches non confrontation. Frisk canonically wouldnt block you for sending meat pics
>>582997116Not really, he's friendly but I wouldn't call him sweet or particularly nice
>>582997048He lost his save/reload functionality to you and didn't want to die, so he avoided you until he got the functionality back.
>>582997179This. I feel bad for people who need people, it sounds miserable. But also it's miserable for me when I have to be around people so I guess I shouldn't feel bad because life is just misery
>>582997207He cares so much about his brother, though, and he’ll keep a promise he made with an old pun-loving lady in all but the absolute worst circumstance.
>>582996350shove my soul into Kris's body
>>582997297It's easier to get away from people than it is to get close to them, though. Fave envies you and your introvertedness. Fave, too, wishes he could be alone with himself. But you're right. Fave needs people.
my employer texted me at 11:44 pm like i would be there to respondi was there to respond
>>582996497>fave has...friendsfakecel friendslurping faggot fuck offwho truefriendlet here?
>>582997116Sans comes off to me as a lazy older brother type that's very perceptive. He's nice to a point, but if he notices that you have murderous intent, then he won't hesitate to kill.
>>582997476I would be there to respondBut I also wouldn't respond
>>582997297TrueI went a few years with no friends, surving off of casual online interactions in games, being around people is too time consuming and a headache most of the time because I'm autistic
>>582997495I'm not a friendlet because I'm friends with you :)
>>582997607but what if i forget about it
>>582997738That's why you keep the notification up
>>582997495is there any chance you need a double suicide partner?
Me when I see Noel's slash
>>582996941>But it seems like the only people who are interested in fave are losers, and now fave is dependent on them for companionship that isn't truly reciprocated.i kinda feel like this too sometimes fave, for me it makes me feel guilty for even having the thought, like what, do i think i'm better, or entitled to something, what right do i have to feel that way, it feels so uglybut something also feels true about it at the same time, at least emotionally, like no one should really respect me, so if they do maybe something is wrong with them. and feeling bitter over how it seems like people/the kinds of people i respect and want in my life the most are the most far away from me, and consider me the most irrelevantmaybe i just wish i was better, maybe its needs not being fulfilled, and its being resentful over that more than what those people are really like or if they realize that's how you feel. i think that's what it is for me at least, and not really judging the people i'm friends with. but i don't know yoursi'm like you in that i feel like i need people, so maybe you don't have to cut everyone out and brave it alone now. i think that would be stupid for people like us. but maybe you do just have to keep looking for what you actually want, the kinds of people you wish you could have or that feel missing in your life, and keep asking, what would make you respect yourself, why do you feel like a pathetic loser and what could you realistically do to change that, and so on. that's my best guess fave
>>582997331Did he really keep that promise though? Because even if that was the excuse he told himself, I don't think he really upheld the spirit of their promise.
nobody in utg is a friendlet because you’re all my friends
>>582998070>posts KrisWe are enemies, and not the friend kind. If we met each other in the Deltarune world, just know that I would open a dark portal by stabbing you
>>582998070
>>582998070you're my friend too for sure because you have posted chara.>>582998147that's chara not kris. i know because it's saved to my folder and i'm never wrong saving things to my folder.
I just want them to be happy....
>>582996941>>582998019actually you know what. this reply is me and i just realized reading that back again that i think all of that for me is pretty much just pure 100% emotional neuroticism and the actual reasoning behind all of that is simply because i want a romantic partner very badly and it's all just me resenting the fact i no longer have one. like if i did i wouldn't feel any of that right now. which is maybe a problem of its own, actually. but being honest with myself that way makes me wonder if it's actually yours too. or if you at least also want something similar. like you'd be happy (regardless of anything else or any of your other friends) if you just had one true, super deep friend who you knew for sure really cared about you and respected you and connected with you in some way that feels satisfying and in a way you feel you don't have at all right now. does any of that sound accurate at all to fave's feelings or am i just projecting out the wazoo
>>582998147chara lacks the ahoge of kris as the main distinguisher
>>582998472>Spamton holding acidQueen got him hooked and kickstarted his downfall
>>582998569No joke, I've seen more fanart of Spamton doing cocaine than drinking strange substances.
Ral
The real friend inside me was the player, realized Kris
>>582998070what does friendlet mean?
>>582996338Ironically, I think Flowery is too sexy to be a sexyman.Most tumblr sexymen aren't conventionally sexy like Flowery is. He seems more like a humanized design for a nonhuman sexyman.
>>582998718It does fit the crashed businessman stereotype, but acid would be more appropriate, since Queen drinks it all the time and Spamton would see it as a symbol of luxury despite the fact Queen is probably the only one resistant to its side effects.
>>582998720sei
>>582999020
>>582998542Yes, fave is definitely yearning for that type of intimate friendship, maybe one that blossoms into a romance. But fave doesn't see that happening with any of the people in his life right now, because none of them truly respect fave or would ever reciprocate that same feeling of passion. All fave wants is somebody who truly wants to be around him and connect with him. He would probably do anything for that person, which is how he ended up in this situation - thinking that all of these different people were going to be that person. Instead, it turned out they were quite comfortable letting fave do all of the talking, reaping all of the benefits of friendship with none of the effort, because they too all crave external validation.
Fave tried watching that minecrap Verity series to see why all the kiddos are so obsessed with it and their immersion was shattered when the protagonist, after establishing that he's a person playing Minecrap in-universe and that there's a real world, started crying and retching when he found out his friend died ingame and there was pixel blood on the groundWhat were they THINKING!!!! What the fuck is this stupid shit!!!! Why do the whippersnappers like this
>steal from old games>cultivate an audience of people born after 2005 so no one noticesToby is a genius
>>582998925I guess so, but whatever dark world equivalent of cocaine would probably have some pretty bad withdrawals. He also has the abilty to heal...so maybe he built resistance to acid over time?Also, doesn't he gain sustenance from those pipis he makes?
>>582998816someone with no friendsaka not you (i’m your friend)
>>582973954Hooman!
>>582999476don't forget>make not-so-subtle references to protect you from stealing accusations (it's not stealing if it's referenced!)
>>582999523>He also has the abilty to heal...so maybe he built resistance to acid over time?Considering how messed-up he became, he probably has physical immunity at this point, but his mind is forever gone
>>582999214okay so maybe i am on the money there. yeah. so i do relate... although maybe i personally don't hold it against the people i'm friends with and see it more like different expectations or desires between us. although it depends in every case which is why i can't say your feelings on that bit are wrong. regardless though i don't know if it even matters that much. i guess i would just reiterate the second paragraph of my first reply, don't just cut everyone off since i think that would hurt more than it helps right now, but keep trying to figure out your self esteem, what would make you think higher of yourself, what can you do now, even baby steps, to improve things. or even to search for that person, or be ready if they do come along one day. but i guess i'm not sure what else other than that or how good of advice that even is, cause again i think i'm in a really similar situation and i'm trying to tell myself the same stuff in an effort to be optimistic and keep trying to get to a better place, even though i know its hard. just hang in there anon. i hope this helped somehow i don't know but i'm rooting for you okay i feel you big time. maybe you just gotta try living life the best you can right now. it might not be possible to force these things, or even strongly encourage them
>>582988789It's not rule 63 for Frisk and Chara because they're canonically female.
frisk chara and kris are all moids because i’m a moid and i played the games and anything else is GAY
>>582999201can't keep posting ralsei, I gotta play dragon's dogma
>>582999923Ok...but why do some fans freak out when they have big boobs?
>>583000071your moids can equip a tutu that's fucking gay bro
>>582999404Every single one of these minecrap horror series has writing and acting that is just too childish for me to watch for more than a minute. Childish in a corporate professional way like they hired Nick Jr writers who knew how to perfectly grasp the attention of children, not in an earnest/amateurish way like Marble Hornets or early crappypasta.
>>582999812Thought it was the one phonecall that made him go insane.
>>582999404i think the kiddos who are obsessed with it know it's crap and that's why it's a meme and not just an earnest fandomif you want better scary minecrap then fwiw i like the collinlock16 videos, though i guess it also has some immersion-breaking stuff like that
>>583000254I like to think the phonecall was a big blow for him but that he actively contributed to his own impending downward spiral before and after, to go with the theme of people defining their fate even if it may seem set in stone.
Asgore and Toriel are friends with most of their subjects, why was Asriel such a friendlet that he attached to Chara and waited all this time for just Chara? Either Chara is so fucking awesome Azzy ditched the hundreds of other monster kids wanting to be friends or Toriel never left Azzy out
me n my shota
those people kris.. oh those horrible people.... they told battat they wanted to hear his theories....but they had something else in mind......
>>583000214its cute if its under 15
>>583000214it was a DISGUISE undyne was LOOKING FOR ME IN A BANDANA
>>582999603Knife friends?!
>>582998720...y!
>>583000492It was probably even worse since he most likely knew what would happen to Tenna.
>>583000550asriel probably just never connected with anyone very much, and chara was just so weird, so alien, so interesting, AND they get to be together all the time since they took chara in making it easier to be closer, faster, to get over shyness and social barriers. it was just ripe for the kind of relationship asriel and chara ended up having with each other. no random ass monster kid from school could compare to that.
Listening to Flower Man on your morning commute is so invigorating. Flowers blooms in your heart
Mettaton catches sticks with his face
>>583001492He's so moe and underrated
how do i seduce chara into accepting me into the fold of their world conquest
>>583000550>the hundreds of other monster kids wanting to be friends My headcanon is that Asriel tried to make friends with other children his age, but was only allowed access to so many of them and for so long at a time - and, of those, most of them were either intimidated by his royalty or tried taking advantage of him. He's the heir to the throne, after all, and I think that would've weighed on him even at a young age. He also had no siblings, and his parents would've been busy all the time. I could see why he would get so attached to somebody like Chara. They're the only other person who could truly relate to having so much attention placed on them, to having such burdens placed on them, and to feeling like an outsider.
there's so many utdr chuds on twitter now im scared this community doesnt feel safe anymore
>>583002162Nothing wrong with a bit of chaos, libtard!
>>583002126Like this
>>583002126>>583002254do not seduce human children
>>583002126(looks down at piece of paper that says DO EVERYTHING ASRIEL DOES AND EXIST IN HIS EXACT POSITION IN SPACE AND TIME)here take this
>>583002291I can do that
>>583000395Honestly the fucking Horror Skunx version that became a meme is way better horror than the actual series because you actually have a reason to believe he can harm the MC in real life, plus the plot of the song is simplistic enough that it doesn't immediately collapse into 5000 plotholes once you analyze it for 2 secondsIn Deltarune terms, the real Verity is like if a let's player started screaming and gasping for air during the Weird Route lake scene and begging Noelle to let them go even though there's no reason whatsoever to believe if you die in the game you die in real life
TENFEETTWENTY
Seducing human adults (Aqua)
>>583002162Why are you still on Twitter, genuinely? Bluesky and Mastodon are just objectively better at this point.
I also like samefagging my own bait posts 30 minutes after the fact
>>583002160Imagine what it must have felt like for Asriel to have Chara's soul inside of him.
Seducing human adults (Yellow)
Sluicing human adults (Flowery) (he will be washed away and drown)
DESTROY-FAVEcome and get some! FUCK!
>>583004130mastodon is full of unironic pedophiles and bluesky is the sensitive tendertroon site
oouuggh little Kris... me touch little Kris....
heheheh
>>583004951
how does the pornography on mastodon compare to bluesky
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Medically micro the Flower Them
>>583000129They're gay like this anon >>583000071
>>583005192Lil shid
>>583005479what makes you say that about mehttps://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3848/91333509d6a5e13e9b5afacf11d6b35d.png?4356443
bubububububububu
>>583005680I'd gargle this chara's cum like it was mouthwash
>>583005680adult chara would grow out of their autistic insistence on overly formal speech and start talking normally
>>583002162Good, I hope you rope
>>583005996everyone's going to rope
>>583005680My faggot detector is never wrong.
i feel hollow insideit's great
moving is so stressful said fave
>>583006146Some will faster than others
>>583005680That artist used to post here
>>583004730UOOOOH Kricunny ToT
>>583006472I remember Dezz and Angstrom but not this one
Chuds are not conservatives because there is nothing they love and value and want to preserve, they have no loyalty to anyone or anything, there are just large segments of the population they want to murder in cold blood for being weird. Makes it especially confusing that there are so many professed UTDR fans among them. Like, everything about these games is a condemnation of you.
>>583007418shut the fuck up who cares
>>583007418*BBBRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFPPPPPFTPTPBBBFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPppppppp p p p*
>>583007418wait the two games with lesbian main characters was pro lgbt? i thought it was just for me to jack off! what the fuck man…
>>583007672Ralsei...
>>583007418okay
>>583007741sorry i drank too much coffee i *FPPPPPBBBBBBRRRRPPPPFFRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFPFPTP*
>>583007895me......
>>583007741kill yourself
>>583007740noelle and susie are terfs and toby is a crypto tirf and he will peak soon because the tralsei shit is annoying and making him realize how regressive and stupid troons are
ralsei has never farted because he has never eaten real food
Ralsei's first fart
>>583008291That's how the Roaring starts
Deltafell Ralsei's Last Fart
KILL YOURSELVES
>>583007418You just refuse to understand
>>583008610cute!
>>583008704btw if you tell chara YWNBAM (You Will Never Be A Monster) they start seething and crying
i want to paint
>>583008838mewtroon delusion
Good morning. Why does the thread smell like shit? I can't eat with this smell. Now that I think about it I bet some of the monsters in UTDR fucking STINK like the worst kind of smell. EW! Gross!!! YUCKY!!! I bet QC's diner and Grillby's fucking REAK.
Go ahead. Find Dess. You can't un-rot her corpse.
>>583008838I never understood the appeal of weed. It fucking reeks and all of the people who partake are annoying and autistic about doing so. At least with cigarette smokers there isn't this weird Millennial-inspired subculture around it. You don't see them getting Rick and Morty -themed cigarettes and calling themselves nicotineheads.
>>583008841DO IT
>>583009254blue being a nigga with a big ass nose and sideburns wearing a tutu and heels looking like a child molester was an interesting decision
>>583008963>REAK
>>583009385Right I'm stupid its reek. Reak isn't a word. Minor spelling mistake. You my take my life as compensation.
i wish i could draw....
>>583009374I thought blue was a lady, but when I got to that part in the game, he just looked like a Steven Universe character.
>>583009112It's only cool when fictional characters smoke. No smells that way.
there’s probably someone out there drawing incredible soulful art of fave and I’ll never know because they don’t tag their stuff or they’re posting on a niche dead forum
>>583009201i'll try
good morning
This sprite looks really bad. Her head is enormous and the pose and expression don't convey a particular emotion of neither anger or confusion she looks like a sock puppet with its mouth open
Chuds combing back through earlier chapters for little things to complain about is mad funny
Isn't it basically confirmed that the festival NPCs that resemble the goners in Undertale have direct ties to Gaster. And the doe balls at the festival cost 2 G, like how else are you supposed to interpret that other than there are some obvious connections to Undertale/Gaster
>>583009112Does this guy really think 30-40 year olds invented weed culture and watching Rick and Morty? Next you're going to say we invented dubstep too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdn2lejMRC0
>>583010750Go back to bed, unc
>>583010750get a job
>>583010750Found the Millennial pothead.
>>583010137This is the niche dead forum with artists drawing soulful fave art that the rest of the world will never see.
>>583010847>>583011030>>583011089*totally not bothered reply with another image of ralsei that we’ve seen 1000 times*
>>583011291Fahaha, Kris, remember when I came out as trans and you kicked me in the balls to "help me cross over"? Why don't you do that anymore, Kris...?
>>583011383You take this place a lot more seriously than I do.
>>583011291yeah but I mean, like, another one
good morning anons, let's have a Doe-tastic day.
>>583011901It's doever. I'm doeing back to doeed and getting some doeep
I just had some doe (sausage and vegetables) soup with doe (rye) bread and it was doetastic (decent)
>>583011901post the better one at least
doenonces are such fucking creeps
Happy birthday to this sad sack of shit website I'm still using for some reason.
>>583012568Be chill to the dumb doeposters, they can't help it.
>>583012719Because somehow it's still less shit than the alternatives *runs you over with an excavator*
>>583012543>>583011901Noel after the T shots (it barely did anything)
imagine, if you will, sex with kris.
>>583010137i know for a fact there are cn artists that only post on lofter/weibo and i wish i could access them so bad but ccp ge sniped all my filthy amerimutt accounts
>>583013012noelle would never troon, she hates trannies
Newfags, redditors and xitter tourists infest this thread.This thread is impure.
What if noelle had T-virus
>>583013473"Erm how are you growing mass out of nowhere that goes against the laws of thermodynamics" -Berdly when Noelle transforms into her final boss form
>>583013473Her nose would grow and her head would become rectangular
>>583013471BATTER!!!!!THERE YOU ARE!YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME THIS TIME!!*HUFF GASP*11 YEARS OR 11 DAYS, I WILL STILL FIND YOU!*WHEEZE*
>>583013471>>583014072THEY FINALLY MET UP
>Have to make an entire video essay defending SuselleThis pretty much proves that mainstream opinion is shifting against Suselle.
>>583014246>mainstream opinion is shifting against SuselleAnon, judging by that thumbnail, this is the type of person who would feel like Suselle was "under attack" regardless of its actual popularity. And anyway, it seems like the majority of fans are into it or don't really care either way.
>>583013327>he* hates tranniesYes.>noel* would never troonNo.
>>583014246I don't fucking care about suselle why are you posting about it
>>583014391Majority of fans are Krisfags and by the end of ch5 realized that Kris suffers when Susie and Noelle are flirting in front of him.
>>583013327Noelle is a based tranny actually doebeit
Noelle is a free association language exercise
>>583014246The mainstream are simply neutral about Suselle. People look at it, acknowledge it's there, then focus on other things about the game. What Susellefags are insecure about is how the fandom has this lukewarm attitude of not celebrating and exploding with love and artwork despite being the main ship of the game
Apologize.
>>583011901hell yes.https://files.catbox.moe/8bz8ad.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8bz8ad.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8bz8ad.png
>>583014550They should just be a throuple and fuck each other, problem solved.
>>583014072Your time is at an end, Enoch, guardian of zone 3!!!Prepare to meet your maker!
>>583015029Welcome to the Deltarune fandom, where you will get cancelled for... liking fat tits
Don't click
>>583014246Who the fuck is this?
>>583015006if they break up it will be good writing to me. i like the idea of the prophecy forcing them to be together or at least sparking that initial connection
>>583015293
>>583015705ugh he's cute and i love it when people make his fur off white
>>583015293Is that....gulps...his pussy?
>>583015293lord JESUS he's fucking NAKEDBLUE BOARD ANONBLUE BOARDTHINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
I, too, am in this general
>>583015283Why would they cancel someone for that?
>>583015293I clicked.
>>583015609The prophecy is just the written plot of the game in a meta level. It's not mind controlling the characters into doing anything.
>>583015257YOU'RE FREE TO TRY YOU TINY SHIT!YOU WON'T BEAT ME WHEN I ENTER*GAAAAASP*<<<MAXIMUM OVERLARD>>>
>>583015293ugly
>>583016021the prophecy needed love to find its way to the girl and noelle happened to be there and that’s all it is
Based shayy is back, they are /ourguy/And of course cibles the creep made a slop response of him screaming his lungs out into the mic for 10 minutes.I think chapter 6 is coming soon
>>583016559>e-celeb dramaNo one cares
FAVE BY FAVESUCK MY DAVE
Oh no, Chara's weaving a spell and I'm completely in her thrall. The abject horror, the obscene terror. I can't control myself, all my chocolate is for Chara, all my body is for Chara, all of my soul is for Chara. All hail Chara and her infinite empire. All hail Chara. Imagine walking in with just a loose apron or other revealing attire and rolling in a big cart of variety chocolate.
Thread is in a good spot right now so I'll ask - I'm trying to organize an Archipelago game with some utg anons. I've got at least 1, and very likely 2 more to come. It's gonna be a small session but hopefully its fun. My plan is to start it this Friday (tomorrow). Any anons are welcome to join and the commitment is LOW. No need to make any accounts or nothing. Can back out at any time.If you wanna know what Archipelago is.https://archipelago.gg/
ralsei sex sex sex ralsei sex sex sex
>>583016843NO MATTER HOW THAVENO MATTER HOW TAVEPAPAVE TOLD MAMAVELAURAVE TOLD NAVE
>>583016559meanwhile deltatraveler devs are going to be sued by nintendo because they're claiming that Shayy's videos of their Earthbound slop aren't fair use and that they're owed $20k for the game footage
>>583016559Dumb doeposter.
>>583013154I’d rather cosplay Kris while I have sex
susie is cool but i wish it could’ve been noelle, ralsei, and kris sometimes and the love triangle was between them instead
Wheeeen the chapter really blowsAnd the threads begin to slowAnd the good ones that you knowSeem like fantasy
>>583018523I will take a slow thread any day over drama/gender/politics stimmies. If I wanted those other things there's the entire rest of the internet out there.
>>583016559fuck off pedophile, do not taint the doeposter name
>>583018406Noelle and Ralsei's personalities are too similar (unless it's WR Noelle) so there's no chemistry, they'd make for a terrible trio. Half of their dynamic in Chapters 2 and 3 is Susie pushing Ralsei around
Favenera Bread
I don't know if anyone has posted it before but there's an insanely cool Titan on the whiteboard right now. Big props to the artist that drew it.
>>583018837Oh yeah it would be a real shame if someone tainted the doeposter name. Good thing nobody has ever done that before.
>>583019021 woah nice Tighten
>>583019021yeah that goes hard
>>583019021Holy peak
doomgroom
>>583019102>tfw you're the only good Noellefag
Ralsei needs to pee while getting snuggled by Kris
>>583019413>pee in the bottle ralsei...
>>583018956it could work if noelle's deeper motivations were made more clear from the start (girl wants to cut loose) and her arc was viewing the dark world as a way to achieve that (each chapter she gets a little more unhinged). and it more directly contrasts ralsei having to play by the rules, whatever they are and whatever the consequences are maybe like, she'd view ralsei as the one person she could push around. sort of like how she sees kris as the one person she doesn't have to pretend to be a noelle around
Deltarune Isn't Made For You! (To Get Obsessed)
>>583019259No you aren't, Score.
>>583018837
>>583019430Purple Chara...Kris and Susie's mutant hybrid child...
>>583019620>SCORE SCORE SCORE IT'S ALL SCOOOOOOORREEEEEEEEEEE
If Deltarune's truly Japanese then how come there's not a world weary middle-aged veteran character in his late-20s to early 30s
>>583020102carol
>>583020102Anon...
>>583020093The post I replied to was definitely score but the post that replied to me probably was not as he doesn't call them noellefags. He's not so bad, at least he took the name off.
>>583018523>slowSo like I’m actually able to read every post before there’s a new bread instead of a few dozen
>>583020102>middle-aged>late-20s to early 30sI need zoomers to leave
>>583020464so cute!
>>583020632>>583020632>>583020632get in
I wonder if anybody here remembers Umriss
>>583020258not at all
>>583020093Nah, it's only you kiddo.
