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woomy
Anything interesting in the new NS2 firmware?
I want a tattoo of swim mode tank icon. Subtile enough, looks like a battery to most people but those who know know. Put it on the back with the line going to the center, maybe blue ink so it stands out a bit and fades gracefully.
>>582995109Put it on your mons pubis
>>582995614White tattoo ink tends to discolour pretty badly, that's why you don't really see black people do tattoos.
Woomy with womb tattoo
>>582994712Poor job bread maker, you should have picked an image that would synchronize with the 4chan birthday hat.You ruined it.
>>582996195we can still redeem it if we go through the thread in a day and make a new one before the hat day ends
>>582996295I guess we need the french
>>582995109tattoos are unfresh tho
>>582995109>>582998134Scars are cool though, which is why everyone draws the Captain with one even though she doesn't have that specific one.
>>582997165EwGo away
Octo'd
>>582998536Callie likes it
Callie is such a whore she makes me mad
to answer that anon from the last thread, I absolutely love my Raiders ceph
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
Callie is the worst agent because all she's really done is>recruit Marie>tell 4 about how thoroughly Marie stalks them>give Power Eggs to 3>help build the shaverThat's it, that's all she's ever done to help.This is ignoring the time her octo fetish got to the point that she tried to kill 4, ten fucking times.
octos...
>>582994712How the fuck do you get into comp? I go to sendouq, I join the servers they link, I go to the recruitment pages. "Ehrm be div 5". Ok I have never been in a tournament so I have no results, let's look for a scrim. "Ehrm be div 5". Wtf??? How am I supposed to get into anything?
>>583002940tried this one?also ask them
how would you nerf clash blaster
>Getting into compFirst mistake
>>582998697
>>583003508nerf the blast radiusbuff it to be as slippery as splatana wiper as compensation, minus the strafe speed (make it 0.72 like splattershot)
>>583005716giwtwm
>>583005716What kind of smut do woomies read
Woomy reads Fifty Shades of Weyy, she stole it from mommy's drawer with the vibrating stick
>guys i'm leaving the general
>>583007750bye bye anon see you next thursday
>>583007750Not your boogeyman
My woomy doesn’t read.
>>583007919Zoomer woomies never touched a book in their short-lived lives
>>583000989Tentacles in jars is the best hairstyle to ever grace Splatoon, amen.
>>583008042Millennial woomies remember the Harry Yebber craze
>>583007794lollmao even
You're a wizard Woomy
>>583008725Anon meds now
anyone wanna play some open?
>>583009519I can
>>583009570opened
>>583009519Coming
>>583009519ill do some games
reopened>>583009570>>583009701
Again
lmao, reopening again
>>583009797Nogami-san REALLY doesn't want us to open
>>583009945Someone joining after matchmaking starts makes the room crash
laggy ass game
Japanese aerospray is awful
>>583010739Chutiya-chan...
Thought about playing open, but I'm on 4 hours of sleep at the moment.
The game went "nuh uh"
im taking a break after this bullshit, GG's
>Game decides that wasn't a KO because someone DC'dWhat kind of nu-age strategy is this
>>583012004GGs
I recorded a clip of it
>>583012152Me 2 Fix yo shit ngmi-san
>>583012004can you play better
>>583012449Falseflagger likely the french being jealous, ignore
>>583012449Shut up falsefag
Is there room in that room?
>>583012152>>583012289here's the carrier pov
>>583012716yep opening after this game
That brush swims through my bullets like I'm not shooting at him
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>Legally blind Backliner across the fucking map trying to push and ending up feeding for the billionth time>This Way! Ouch! This Way! Ouch!Luv me anarchy, wouldn't trade it for the world
>>583013269GGs that was me.
I ate them up from behind
Roller is a nigger weapon
GGs openers
Japanese players attack me with magic attacks with no animation and ignore my shots
GGGGs pumpkinheads
GGs open.
GGs open I need to improve my flank attacks
>>583014778It's a fair and fun weapon
>>583015187AoE weapons should never be good.
>>583015042UGH why are these cephs so white?
>>583015281>orange tan>"white"
>>583015187used to be before the hitbox buffs and dynamo's primal reversionlate s2-early s3 d-dong is a masterpiece of game design, the way it was brought back from complete unviability to a capable low-mid tier with massive tilt potential>>583015253this guy is kinda right, they should be disadvantaged in terms of peak power and take it with the extra consistency they offer, which lets them do audacious plays no other weapon will go for
>>583015187vroller is, carbon and dynamo can fuck themselves
how are you niggas already s+5 and beyond
>>583016141Anon it's a month into the season. You can hit S+10 in a week if you do series.
The Quiet Sadness of Splatoon 3 Netcode.
>>583016141Just play series
>>583016141I'm not even S+ I just hate Clam Blitz solo
Why am I so good with the weapon I want to distance myself from, why it takes so long to learn a new one. I want to stop the sub spamming.
>>583015983You're french
I will be frank with you, I actually hate every weapon class in the game. Even my own.
Everytime inkjet fires it should lose altitudeSplashdown users should have the same short stun as reefslider after use
>>583012923>>583015042so snakehands is just a pathetic jobless loser that plays splatoon 3 literally all day?they keep hosting opens day and night why would anyone play more than 3 matches of splatoon 3
>>583017291>complaining about the weaker, less bullshit specials instead of ones that literally warp the game around their existence
>Hate Damp Socks so much that I'd rather use Suno to make my own battle musicHow bad of a band do you have to be to make someone turn to slop
>>583009576Oct 1st the start of Frye's favorite month
>Wahoo/Humpback
>>583018027I wanna hump my Woomy’s back desu
>>583017028I can just see Frye's thinking here before she joins in>A 2 woomy 1 veemo day ooohh spicy!
>>583018027Hop in anon
>>583015870Spoken like someone who doesn't play dynamo and didn't have to suffer the massive jank the weapon was in 2. It still is jank. How many dynamos do you see in tournaments? The slow swing speed is easily punished and a lot of weapons have subs that can help corner it. You have tools, use them. People live through my swings (sometimes 2) on the regular. Does not seem very overpowered to me.
>>583019291Shut the fuck up B*llin
Nogami... *cough*...I NEED her...
>>583019291>How many dynamos do you see in tournamentseven a couple is enough to be too much, and we've seen quite a few since the buffs, way too many for them to be weapon specialists who push the weapon beyond its capabilitydynamo is not the kind of weapon that should be viable at the highest level of play, it's supposed to be 90% as good but able to get to that 90% easier/more consistently than other weapons, so that it's still strong at high level but falls off when things get to serious business proper and requires strong game sense to function at that levels2 dynamo is thatold dynamo and reverted dynamo are not
>>583020041Drawfags, what's the secret to getting lines this crisp?
Dynamo is supposed to be strong but slow, it had that before the buff. They made it too fast.
>>583020232>no you see, dynamo SHOULD be dogshitkill yourself armchairfag
Consider learning how to approach weapons instead of blaming them for your lack of knowledge or skill.
is this for real or is this bullshit
>>583020982BS, the only jap players running dark skin are ones running joke fits like the fresh fish suit or the crispy bodysuit one
>>583020898Why do you want weapons that have a lower skill floor to be good?
Inkling blackface
>>583020232>tell me you don't know how to play against AoE weapons without telling me
I sometimes play as a black woomy because black woomies are cute.
>>583020467dynamo is supposed to embody this quotea weapon that can bluff its way to victory, but at the same time be able to appear weak enough to lure the enemy into a false sense of security>>583020898not dogshit, just disadvantaged, and require you to play smart if your opponents are strongit's kind of splatoon's big grappler, it's not supposed to be strong in neutral, it's supposed to discourage other players from playing neutral against it by making them fear its big dick damage, but not completely to make opponents see and subsequently misjudge openings, feeding themselves into the blender if you play your cards rightbut if it's got both the fear factor of big dick damage and also good neutral, people just don't engage it at all, it's never worth it
>>583021429oh look, a splattershot is trying to audaciously approach me with my big d out, i wonder what he'll attempt next. surely, i should do a swing at them in case they actually are dumb enough to approach raw, and not thwart both of their options by just backing up a bit.
I simply believe Dynamo players don’t deserve a working weapon.
>>583022290this reads like you were going to write something more sensual at the start but gave up at the end
>>583021238every weapon should be good
>>583022523Why do you hate W...
>>583022647He should play with us again
Woah.... is that flucking inkface dude?
>>583022837He's busy playing games that actually make him happy unlike Splatoon.
>>583022626some weapons absolutely should never be good, like hydra
I will maintain that cephs choose their own skin color the same way they choose their eye color until that is explicitly proven to not be the case.
>>583023026Fake /ink/er
>>583022986No you don't understand, I'm an actual octoling. Like, from the metro
*tear you apart**eat your entrails*
Thanks for wrangling up that oil spill, buddy!Splatoween is SAVED!
>>583020982don't look kiddies
>>583023290saved fits can change gear, hairstyle and pants, but can't change eye or skin colourso they are more ingrained into woomy's physique than the rest of customizability
Spl4t will let you add "weapon chunks" to your mainMy uncle works for Nintendo, naturally
>>583025741that's just mpu
Mpu would solve the meta
>>583026132>game suffers from extreme powercreep>let's add more powercreep into it!
Splat 4 will let you add random small items and stickers to your weapons to keep them looking fresh.Source I am Nogami
>>583026132I also want bamboozlers to 1shot me.
>>583026662bamboozler's never been good before, it needs oneshots to not be trash
>>583027184Rangelet chargers will never be good without that sort of bullshit, Squiffer is dogshit and Goo is the worst weapon in the series. Just play real chargers like normal people.
>>583027283Let her /ss/ octo boy
>>583027283Poor Acht she just wants to crawl into a tiny pot and hide for the rest of the day not be the center of attention.
>>583027184retard>>583027379squiff has been powercrept hard but it's still strong enough at the one thing it does to be usableboozler has always been good, even without oneshots, but very finnicky, it's strong but other weapons achieve what it does much easier (also kits lol)goob's in a similar boat to booz, except it also has the perception of being bad from the time it actually was bad; with it being reinvented with the partials, strong paint and combo subs it's actually rather potent, but very hard and unintuitive to use
>>583025519Not explicit enough, not enough to convince me anyway.They would have to go out of their way to say that's not a thing they can do for me to concede.
These 3 need proper 3d models and show up in 4 but what would they do? Run a shop? Run something new? Just be wondering around the hub?
>>583029006You can change your flop style at will but to change eye or skin color you have go back to the character creation screen its not something you can simply change at will like clothes and flop style.
>>583029227Live bands a la Grandfest
>>583029227molesting yoko in a corner of the plaza
>>583025519amiibo do store all that tho, even race
>>583027952Truth(Booyah)Bomb
>>583029407I repeat, under no uncertain circumstances, the Splatoon series itself would have to explicitly state that Inklings and Octolings are incapable of choosing or changing the color of their skin.Anything less than that will never convince me.I won't die on this hill, I will admit that I'm wrong *if* that does happen, it's just that it hasn't happened and I strongly doubt that it ever will.
>Anonnn I'm borrred
>>583030005amiibo have to do that for convenient quick customization in local competitions
>>583030915Play the fucking game
>>583030724and it's okay. it's touhou-like loose lore, everyone has their own inkopolis.
>>583030724If the fact that the only way to do this is to go into the special character creation menu and not be able to do it in the base menu doesn't convince you then nothing will.Oh wait I know something we watch the idols change ink color all the time in splatfests yet the eye color never changes. If they could do so then the idols eyes would change color to match the current splatfest ink they are using on stage at the time.
>>583031271i wonder what will come out
>3 midliners in my team>they all play like backlinersYou GET THE FUCK DOWN that perch
>>583027829Hmm...
>>583023290We have seen Frye's ancestors. They all have the same skin color.It is hereditary, the only thing not is ink color. There's never been an example of them changing skin color.
>>583032138I shall once again post the onagalings.
>>583031884octo pot....
>>583031782Hmmm nah it's too risky
awesome life tip: stick your hand in to be immediately envenomed
>>583032275(not official in the slightest, just desperate for squib/octoby pictures)
I jerked off for 7 hours and mised every open rooms...
>>583032597That's OK
>>583032443
>>583032597I'm still around and maybe some other anon, just ask.
>>583032968whats your discord tag
>>583033292woomyfan2003
>>583031264Then they should stop pretending that other interpretations are any less canon than theirs.>>583031749>If the fact that the only way to do this is to go into the special character creation menu and not be able to do it in the base menu doesn't convince you then nothing will.I already told you, in great detail, twice, what it will take to convince me that I am wrong, that just isn't it because it simply is not explicit enough.I will now tell you, for the third fucking time now, what convincing me will require of the series.Anything less than an official statement that Inklings and Octolings physically cannot alter the coloration of their skin and eyes, will never, ever, be accepted as an indisputable fact.>>583032138It's never been established that cephs can't change skin colors, never, not once in the entire franchise history, so I refuse to believe that it has been established, because it hasn't.
Carbon roller should not magically one shot from its vertical slash it's fast enough to be allowed to attack multiple times for a kill it makes no sens for it to deal 100 damage instantly
>>583026546Make weapons be the new plaza posts.
What a day. It’s hot as balls, it’s October 1st, and Yule Tide played in my shuffle.
>>583033542ngmi thinks it should because the other weapons do what it used to do better and easier nowadays and couldn't find any better ways to go about it than to buff the shit out of it until it's as bullshit as the new breed of weapons
>he throws himself into the void with the Rainmaker when 3 seconds remain before overtimeYOU FUCKING FAGGOT WE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO PUSHReportedPlaying e-liter during RM as well, some people are only in your team to force a loss on you.
>>583034458Flar dude
I do not fear the obstacles ahead, my own team is my greatest enemy and the cause of many of my losses.
>>583034967
>>583034967She's still a silly woomy she just act edgy to look cool
>>583034967Washed
Don't "Fresh!" me, I'll cum!
This yebby looks drugged.
>>583037292Did I miss your X calcs? Sorry anon have a "fresh"
>>583037364LOL THE TUMBLR SPAMMER DOESN'T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME
This is in the game
>>583037807...While you are correct to such an extent I have never had a console with a Splatoon title for it, didn't the voicelines get changed between titles "breaking" the mapping that already fell off in use to the point this general is basically the last "common" place?
>>583038414no
>>583015042Who's the floplet?
>>583039885Classified
Check the pool I just hit S+X here I go
>>583040367Fresh
>>583040367Good luck
>>583039885A star
Ooooo anon's got a crush on a veemo! Eeeeew!
>Hydra + e-liter teamThis is a bit unfair
>>583040917>Jobs to bombspam and turf control
>>583041062No I mean on my team
>>583041140Why are you complaining then? That means you have healthy backline support anonion
>>583041264This is rainmaker, one careful frontliners eradicayes such backline in an instant
>>583041814A competent backliner easily punishes someone trying to flank for overextending into enemy turf and trying to 1v4Novice slayers try these retarded strats like flies swarming to a pile of shit
This is my last match I won thrice and lost once but I might still be in the sub-2000 queue I didn't build my mmr much
>>583040773i do not...
>>583042976And it's a win Fresh!
You know, I think people acting like Captain some tortured soul or a shell of their former self are just using them in place of Agent 4, because Agent 4 got fuck all in Splatoon 3 and most fans started with Splatoon 2.I actually see people headcanon a lot that 4 is depressed because they've been 'forgotten' and outside of that they're almost always portrayed as having boundless joy.The problem with that being that the Captain is basically an expy of Red from the Pokémon games, they do not act or even function any differently from each other at all.
>>583043172be like me and get on the octopill anon
>>583043387Sorry anon I'm not in the pool, proud of you if it's good
my woomy likes both woomies and veemos
>>583044338Does she like jellies?
>>583044449every female ceph does
>Ahahah octolings sucks and only inklings are co-
>>583044935>OUCH! I'M SORRY OCTOGODS! U?I'LL NEVER BE RACIST EVER AGAIN
>>583044935>>583045243ugly ass yeb
never ask a racist how many limbs her girlfriend has
>>583041814rainmaker is one of the easiest mode to win with two backliners since one can always be the carrier and mitigate the issue of having two of thembut also the hardest because you just know that your second frontliner will putz the fish every time
My woomy has a crunch on another's /ink/er woomy
>>583045602>crunchCannibalism...
>>583045516why?
My woomy is too dum to tell when someone is infatuated with her.
>>583045602>whole sleepover goes "oooooooooooooooooooooo">"come on, come on, give us a hint!!"
>>583045602
>>583045565Maybe if they are either competent or the enemy is mediocre. Maybe on one of those maps. RM is a pushing game, it's frontliner-coded.
>>583045930>Weeellll.... we fist bumped in a pb recently.....
>>583046352>everyone leans closer>"uh huh? yeah? and??"
>>583046485>>583046352>>583045602*CRUNCH*
>>583046164rm is a control game, you win by limiting enemy's movement and expanding your own. frontlines are strong in the mode but mostly because most frontlines also have good paint, or at least can paint good lines to get a dirty push going.
Some open now or at rotation?
>>583046765at rotation
>>583046164>>583046658RM is a cheese game, you pop some bullshit that guarantees you the lead, then you stall the objective in some obnoxious spot of the map.
>>583046643Those are puffs.
>>583046904I..I cannot refute you
I'm top 550 I'll join the X badge team soon. This game isn't so bad I regret leaving it collecting dust for so long.
>>583046352>you reaaaally sure its a woomy?
>>583046485>We hung out in the lobby a lot afterwards during the pb and she booyah'd at me a lot.>And she even stood next to me for the pb pic..... but idk. she's cool so she's hard to read...
>>583046765>cb>rmmaybe tomorrow……
>>583046765Rotation i'd be up
>>583047262Stop having fun :'(
>>583047262You need to be in top 300 for the badge or else you'll get outranked when the season ends.
My woomy ONLY listens to microtonal music, keep your pleb pop music away from her
>>583048154I never heard of this, is this from a recent game update? I thought it was top 3000
>>583049093NTA but he probably means that getting to 500 now means that when the seasons ends, someone probably would have taken your spot, lot of people only farms at the end of a seaon so they get easy ranking. You only get the badge once a season end, so you need to keep your spot, 300 is harder since losing 200 spots isn't as easy
>>583046865>>583047786Opening.
>>583049735sorry i was in a game, open next match
>>583049348Oh I see thanks for the clarification
>>583050084Pinging pool.
時々、スペース・ニードルのそばを通り過ぎるバス停で、レイニー先輩のことをあれこれと考えたりします(GET FUCKED J*NNIES AND D*SCORD MODS)
mmmmmm comm errors
PS. some FATASS SQUIGGER that larps as my woomy stole my switch 2i will PB soonTMdomestic abuse /gum/ anon u lost!!!!!
Schizo hour?
A WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR WOOMY
>>583050791It’s the fat sanrioid again.
>>583050826What's the problem anon?
https://youtu.be/0ws0_x4I1Mw?si=5FUdtht3ITwP6EtC
>>583050862lose something fatass j*nny?fuck off Nono ur a faget RANGEBAN FRANCE
Remember to boycott Fantasy the 40+ year old Iceland groomer and the underage cucKold Mormon schizo by not joining any pbs starting with this upcoming one on saturday they've been shitting up the general all month
Boycott THIS*whips out flops*
>>583051237this is anything but relaxing
>>583051843that’ll be easy for you since you don’t play this game to begin with
>>583052108FC? Why do you keep replying to it?
>>583051268Nono is no longer posting here, find a new boogeyman.
dudes i love all you 3, but can we stop walking towards nades
>>583000995I will continue to post this until we can go a single thread without someone giving attention to the mentally ill.
>>583050579we missed you ugly woomy!!
>>583052696Frenchoid was a shitposter not a victim and deserved every single ounce of hate we gave him
quick, post fryes to repel her.
>>583052696hes still larping as woomy in the dark.
Woomy inside me
I only want one anon and only the one anon for me can ever come inside.rainy...what is the most precious thing? for woomies and for Splatoon? if that can be figured out, I may not have to lose "it" again
>>583053553shut up jenna he will never like you
>>583052696lmao he obviously still comes here just like before. When he was ""gone"" he'd still shitpost, he got sloppy one day and got exposed through the archive.
anon being pegged by woomyanon in rope bondageanon being pinned down and made into a useless sex objectwoomy is in severe distress because she does not know what to do(this was anon's idea)
>>583053553This is a woman with a husband btw.
>>583053553Genuinely leave him alone you freak.
>>583053670Look at the reduced thread activity, he isn't posting.
>>583053769WRONG my taxpayer status is single loooool>>583053639who cares??>>583053784or what? Mexican stand off for senpai's hand?ANYWAYSEE YOU WHEN I GET MY UHHH SWITCHEROO
>>583053683woomy does not know how to untie the ropes
>>583054023Nono is available if you need a man, he's french and freaky exactly how you like 'em.
>>583054146I STRONG DISLIKE THAT GAY ASS WHATEVER HE ISYEAH N*NO IS WAYYYYYY TOO GAY sryBYE I HAVE TO WORK ON MY BODYfuck france and gayass weyys
>>583054437https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507958598/#507984441He drank the rainy-nade before you could even dream of having a sip of it
FUCK YEAH
of course the retard using cblast had to be italian, cant even be proud of my compatriots
>>583053872lol>>583054648aand there he is.
>>583054998NTA retard
Is the open room still ongoing?>>583046765Got room?
I got milk
>>583055394Is full.
>>583055586Too bad for me, have fun
GGs open
>>583055659Spot open now,
Give me a sec open I need to redo my catalog
>>583055926Coming ping the pool
PEEING IN THE POOL??!!
>>583055997I'll reopen after this match sorry
>>583055863Ggs p!
>>583056050Ggs that was me
It gets warm around woomy, the water gets a little acidic with a pleasant citrus smell
>>583056097Ready when you are
ggs c
>>583055863>>583057070GG's open
>>583057125I'm gonna cryThat is not ä woomy I want bad woomy back
>>583057125
>>583057274>>583057345i personally am a fan of dark cioccolata
This match got so laggyNo ban
>>583057580the bucket was teleporting for me yeah
>>583057125That's my Niggä
>>583057274My woomy can be whatever she wants to be.
>>583057935even.....a veemo?
>>583057997I still play as a veemo like once a year, yeah.
>>583044935>>583045243this is what it feels like every day i play this game and get curbstomped over and over
>>583057935This woomy took a liking to a certain water-rich fruit, a certain dish involving chicken and grape-flavored fuzzy drinks.
>>583057935AAAIIIEEE MAKE IT STOPSHE SO UGLY
>>583029639I wish we would get that its something I remember /ink/ wanted back when 3 was announced. Maybe we'll get it this time. The S2 could easily handle a permanent grandfest type stage in the hub where all the bands old and new perform including the idols.
>>583058237Like October
>>583057935Bad woomy finally jumped off the overpass...
pretty tasty
>>583057125good chocowoomy
>>583057125good woomy i like it
>>583058303You're ugleh!
>>583058250>>583058303xD
I'll make your woomy work in the fields
>>583059518teehee do me :3
We fought with bravery
Ah I didn't notice they took the other route , my bad
>>583060460the cuck realizing why his wife started yelling that it hurts
>>583057935Can she be in a Hamsterfragment scenario? The good bad woomy, I mean. Not whatever this thing is.
>>583061021What?
>>583057125VERY good chocowoomy.
>583061021Femanons are crazy
>>583061089When?
>>583061231idgi
>>583061584don't give her attention.
ggs open
Ahhh I feel at faultGGs open I may have started getting good I'm still far from it
i'm not getting anywhere without becoming a blaster or galfag
>>583062390There is a secret third option
Gggs open second hourBeen playing pretty sloppily for the past few days I fee like, I'll have to pay attention to that
>>583062630Two and a half good woomies
>>583062630>There's an impostor among us
>>583051268>>583054437You hate him yet you act the same as him, strange.
Wild woomy behavior.https://streamable.com/6bkop4
>>583062841But half a good woomy just makes her a standard woomy
>>583063405This is how floplets communicates
>>583063405Good woomies
>>583063405Woomy will get neck pain moving her head so fast
>>583063405Their names fit well together, cute
>scroll twitter>random /ink/er comission with fat woobiesFresh!
>>583064894Limon or Kold
>>583065327Floplet loves when you do this btw
>>583065904Why give Frye walrus tusks
>>583066102i want her to bite me
>>583065007You responded to kold he has been stalking Limon for years to get a gift commission but never got one
>>583063405Woomies are going insane we need to put them down
>>583067103Is Shiver trying to trade backstage passes for food?
>>583067103
Because YouTubeIs where the WOOM is!
>>583062630
Open, maybe?
>>583069098Cute
>>583069232I'm available
>>583069098sloppa
>>583069098>ai
>>583069516Opening up.
2/4, (You) etc.
ungrateful pieces of shit
>>583069927You got at least a "cute"
>>583069098Chicken!
I love selene
>>583070616My woomy said this
The goddess of the moon
i love my moon wife
I miss m&s
Disgusting weapons
I feel dirty being a corner spamming rat but a win is a win
>>583071823That's open anarchy, baybee. People pick the most obnoxious combos imaginable.
when did selene start playing with the general?
>>583073045When I got the courage to ask
>>583073045We're not doing the "all newfafs are nono" shit.
>>583073163the emote and the hiding of the playtime made me suspicious can you fault me
I never changed my emote I don't like those I unlocked yet I need one that looks cool and cute at the same time
>>583072536Enemy deserves no mercy!
i should dare to play with the general
>>583073858Yeah, it’s fun
Takeshi invisible bullets are instant splatting me
All japs know how to do is kitspam. Those fucking vshots didn't approach anybody unless they had a suction out and zooka ready.
Damn, I guess I miss open
E-liter killing me from across the map, why can it charge a second shot so fast.GGs Thunder Clapper
>>583074916GGs S, tent is instant win if the other side doesn't have one of its counters.
>>583074871
>>583075003I underestimated it when I was fighting that blaster it did a good job at covering him up. Good to know!
>>583073251I don't want people from other gens to know how many hours I sunk into fortnite, pokemon and animal crossing
>>583075981I've timed you and made an average
>>583075981I promise you that no one else cares.
>>583075981you should see the playtime of some anons here in other games
>>583075981we like fortnite we like fortnite
Playing fortnite made me better at splatoon
>>583075743Yeah it's pretty polarizing, although you may get away with bomb spam on Jr.
>>583076449Honestly I wish I could aim better and not have to resort to bomb spamming.
>>583075981you could be one of those people who put their switch in sleep mode while playing another game
>>583076683Pick up splatroller
>>583075981nobody cares what you play/how long you've played it except weird schizos
>>583076683You'll get there over time. People often suggest doing aim training with Jet Squelcher, land several shots in a row on the moving dummies (I personally never did it and just rawdogged whatever weapon I wanted to play).
Anyone want to play some open? could go for the full rot
>>583069927grateful for what lmao
>>583077517I've tried Jet Squelcher but I can't deal with how stuck in place it feels while firing as I get overwhelmed by anything with swim speed zigzagging my way faster than I can adjust my shots while retreat by backing off is impossible without a cleared ink trail.I much prefer weapons that can paint and shoot fast, I should try the one called Sploosh-o-matic though its short aim worries me.
>>583078295Oh you don't have to main it. Just in the lobby, try to get steady shots on the dummies every now and then.
>>583078407Oh I see what you mean, I've done that with other weapons. Salmon Run helped me greatly too.
>>583078295Its short range is fine I've used it a lot just be sneaky in your approach thus Ninja squid and some SSU are a big plus for that weapon.
>>583078131I could play, sure.
>>583078598I should take abilities more seriously, I read about sub abilities online and all their intricaties. I can't unlock my cap empty slots unless I get the reward from splatfests this is unfortunate I might have to find another head equipment. I should grind for better clothes I picked them based on look before thinking of their abilities you need 40 to change the big one.
>>583078917Opening.
>>583079147ill play too
>>583078964Lucky for you its Oct. Splatoween will be in a few weeks get your snails and add 3 slots to your amiibo clothes.
>>583079176Comm errored. Opening soonish. Apologies for the wait
>>583079314All good.
>>583079256I got the amiibo thingy to download and use NFC tags from aliexpress I should try grinding for them. (Sorry I replied to the wrong anon)
That bomb spam was so fucking bad, holy fuck.
>>583078131knock
>>583080586Cheaters getting what they deserve
>>583080586oof
>>583080635Opening
>>583078131I'm done with dinner if you got a spot, I don't want to hog all the room though
>>583080586Your woomy was not fresh today. She needs to retrain you can start with 100 woomies followed by 100 Manmenmi while running laps at humpback.
Trislosher is another weapon that in a just world would never be good.
>>583080997I'm sorry, room is full now.
>>583081119It's alright, have fun.
>>583081119Thanks
>>583076683subs like splat bomb are the best in the game. no reason not to spam it at any skill level
>>583081184You can have my spot, my heads hurting pretty badGGs openers
>>583081620GGs, hope you feel better. Drink water
>>583081620GGs, get well soon.
>>583080586imagine losing more x power than i at one point had in total, scary
>>583081620Oh sorry, I hope you'll recover fast then I'm joining >>583081709>>583081709
open at 3/4
>>583082551opening
>>583078964Takes time, but making outfits that are both fresh and optimal is very fun, part of what keeps me hooked to this game.
>>583082556Room?
I hate gal so fucking much
Too slow, just one inch away I cry
Nigger comp.
>>583083315no sorry
>>5830833154/4 atm
>>583083860>>583083867How come no one lets me play?
Sploosh is pretty good
GGs open! I'll tag out.>>583083315Come on in.
FUCK IM SUB UPTIMAL
>>583084281GGs B!
>>583084504I was in a match.>>583084281Thanks.
No one saw me fall
good night /ink/
Why suddenly are there Carbons in almost every match and why are they such gigantic fucking faggots?I'm really glad we won this but I hate that it was a close one.
That splatling shot very fast
>>583084281Your woomy is blow my brains out hotI would 127 hours my arm to suck on those tits YEEEEEW
I will become ugly to become strong
>>583082556Knock.
>>583085610sorry, good buddy, full
GGs Open I'm overconfident in my ability to not get picked on by far away enemies, I've been proven wrong.
gggs
I'm gonna fight the Salmonarch in Raiders, it is easier than the Mr Grizz fight?
>>583085862>>583085873GGs Open! Thanks for joining the room!>>583085610I can make another room for you. Opening now
>>583085873
>>583086078I'll play to the half hour or so.
>>583084850
Open part 2, electric squidaloo 2/4
>>583086078>>583085873>>583085862GGs again, fun games.
>>583086334I'll play until the hour.
>>583087579opening
>>583086334Hi, may play some too, please? Regards, GT. Be warned I'm running Reeflux Deco with special power up into arse, so I just wanna fool around really.
>>583086334I could if there's room
>>583088040>>583088094time for a race, sending invite soon
>>583088228>time for a raceNah, I didn't see the previous reply. Let me know if somebody leaves tho
Thanks for stealing my spot
>>583088406np, anytime
Gut Carbon.
So much carb, you can fill a bakery
stop falseflagging nigger
>>583088796>>583088797adapt
>>583089068Tell your mum to adapt, I came into her 5 times and she told me to stop and that's not even my record
ggs, "lil david"
What WAS the s2 OC cancer?
>>583089068sub spam to hell
GG P and F, thank you for joining. open is 2/4
>>583088341Yo, you wanna play still? We got two spots open now.
Holy GT, you're a fucking animal. Fucking amazing plays
>>583092059It will be my first time please be gentle with me
and there she goes>>583091616nah all I bring is tilt and flar
>>583092178I wish woomy would tell me those words in a different context
>>583092332Let us tilt, as partners
>>583092332>>583090359You need to pick up another weapon
>>583092440ok, I guess>>583092547it doesn't matter
Call me Kirby because I always tilt and tumble.
>>583090957https://imgur.com/a/ink-squids-octos-60IyK>Splatoon 2 launches>people make OC characters with in-game customization>most of them were very obviously made by autistic men who wanted to get their rocks off>people roleplay in the thread as their characters with screenshots>drawfags make it worse by giving them free art>they overtake /ink/ with OC discussion and are hostile/condescending if you tell them to stop>game discussion gets drowned out and some people even migrated to discord to escape it>this went on for over a year>one of them makes a discord server for OCs>BadGuyVivi (a thread regular who was an artist and had his own OC) scams them with a commission that they all pooled their money for>he abandoned all of his art accounts, left /ink/ and /ssbg/ too
>>583092964Yes it does, you're clearly not a splattershot person. There is a playstyle you haven't tried that would fit you better. Trust me I've been there.
>>583092964Opening good buddy
>>583093051are you trying to tell me what to do with my life
FLINGZAS NIGGGEEEERRRRRR FLINGGERSSSSSSSSSSSS NIGGGGERRRRSSSS>>583091629saaaank uuuuu, u too! I got a lot of clips to share I'd love to but lol too lazy to convert and shitz.
>>583092995We're in a pretty peaceful era of /ink/ now that the french spammer left, footschizo is gone. All the thread shitters we currently have are koldschizo you just have to ignore and the autistic femanon that writes in all caps she's just a lolcow.We might be better off than most of /vg/.
>>583093262I'm suggesting anon, giving advices. You come to this general showing us how much you struggle we see it and take pity, we want to help you and that's the solution I offer. Reject it if you want and keep on struggling I guess.
>>583092995I remember Sputnik (slut woomy creator) was really annoying too. He would ask game related questions with pictures of his OC to add fuel to the fire.
Man, Bamboo is hard...
>>583092332i think i have played with you and i think you are trash with that weapon
>>583092995Did people play with their ocs or were they thread only characters? I only recognize one name here.
>>583093864They played as their OCs too. I remember in a pb when the Hoodrat player went negative and the host said he played like shit lol.
Sex Woomy remains the best OC ever written
not sure how I went positive with that bamboo but ill take it>>583093284aww you flatter me
>>583093051Glamorz kit is garbage, that's part of it. I'm only grinding it to 5 stars. But SShot and Jr is all I've ever played. I mean I tried other classes and i slom often, but none of them make sense to me in anarchy.>>583093117Thank you.>>583093742I'm trash with every weapon.
>>583094057That was probably kier. He was a big shit talker. He recorded his pbs and uploaded them to Youtube but I think he deleted his channel.
>>583093342janitor...the janitor who tried to GGs me lost and is probably too soft for memexican jayls.his mum is a real one!
>>583092995Nono would have been happier and accepted by all if he had come during S2, his autism would have been right at home. A shame...
>>583094374Name? FC? Rank?
shout out to SPADES for motivating me with anime and teehees to get me outta T*xas and woomy abusetoo bad all yebweyys lowk GAY AF
>>583094653Did you two fuck yet, how was the sex.
fucking how
>>583094746Sinking ship
>>583094613my name? jenna me llamo Stoner WoomyFC is a work in progress because my Switch 2 was pilfered i was S+ before the lardass stole it
>>583094886Your tinted shades were stolen forever
>>583094950i really really don't understand why the gay ass fat whataburger eating janitor who compensates with his 2011 blk Camero wants to be me so bador some weirdo from F*rance either?
>>583094746my woomy is for rainy-senpai onlyI promised him around 9 to 10 years ago I would always love him and love triumphs everything in the end.
How do people maneuver like this? How do they cross half the map in a blink, how do they flank you so effortlessly, how are they in three places at the same time?
>>583095346Experience and practice. Look at your minimap. Don't linger in one place. Be mindful of both your team and the enemy team. Think of the terrain and come up with ways to triumph over the enemy ahead.There will be many failed attempts and missed opportunities, eventually a breakthrough and a victory to seize.
GGs Open 2, thanks for joining. I think I'm fading
ggs, sorry for everything
>>583095861You're fine, dyde. I had fun and at the end of the day, it's the end of the day. Big hugs
>>583095346turf control. go to recon, paint the map and see how quickly you can swim from one place to the other when you don't need to lay any paint down, you'll be surprised how tiny even splat3's maps are when you are not impeded by the enemy. now go and paint more in regular matches too.
>>583095861@Toonatic if u were truly sorry u would minimum let me have my iphone back and stop spying on my icloud Do better!! I am doing my best without you~Go outside weirdo wally world wagie :^(
>>583095949>pick aerosprayNo I won't, fuck off frenshit
>>583093342You jinxed it. Now they're coming out of the woodworks
>>583096306Siblings or her own children(with me)?
>>583096157no need to go that far, if you aren't using a terminal turflet like slosher or any blaster, you can lay down quite a bit of paint
>>583095346keep playing
>>583095629I know all that in theory, but what I see some people do just doesn't seem physically possible in practice. I can't process things and react that fast, guess my brain is mush.
>>583096431Pfff get to my level
>>583096617>404 Not Found
>>583096617I will reach that eventually. I spent some time playing sr
>>583096617What's the point of grinding to S+50
>>583097279Because you can. Give your tentacle a tug, inkfucker
>>583097350but x is more fun
>>583097279X didn't get added until the season after the game launched.
>>583097279'tism.
>>583097279Not even a badge for it
>>583097410Yeah and you grind that too. The train doesn't not stop. You just chug along
who else will play random sr rotation while listening to kpop later?
>>583097793Hey Booyah boy will you be playing with us
>>583097793Maybe. Deadlock got an update so I might change gears and play that a bit before diving into splat again
Series crowns were the dumbest, least useful feature ever added to the game.
I fail even at having a loss streak.
>>583098001Give in to Kit cheese, start winning.
>>583095073Your first mistake, was hooking up with someone with a Camaro. Red flag.Also don't be disrespecting Whataburger
>>583098279No offense but Five Guys is superior
>>583098647You are fucking up, squit. You might as well get a train run on ya by Five Guys if you're willing to buy that overpriced garbage.
>Whataburger>Five GuysLook Callie, flyovers.
the best burger is kfc's double down
>>583100572Chicken sandwiches aren't burgers yuropoor
>>583100372>double double from in n outI love you. You're a real aristocrat. A fine gentle woom.
>>583101152Animal style on top of that.
>>583100986the burger authority calls them burgers
No fat hags beyond this point!
>>583098279>>583098647>>583098930>>583100372>>583100572>>583100986>>583101152>>583101456I hate Americans
>>583101386Tbh I order that more often than the normal double double. You and the Anon in the pic are real sophisticated wooms.>>583101456They haven't been the burger authority in years. They're goyslop and I wouldn't feed my pigs McDonalds scraps if they were given to me for free.
>>583100372Sticky fingas! ari ari ari ari!
Feed your applicants.
>>583102078They have to test for their food
>>583101152>>583101819It's the perfect burger. Grilled bun, grilled onions, tons of fresh vegetables, excellent pickles, patties grilled in mustard sauce. And unlike McD it does not make you feel like it was seasoned with chemical processing plant refuse. All that for 5-6 bucks, depending on location. I go for 3x3 occasionally after especially long and heavy hikes.
>>583104053There's one 30 min away, but there is a place I know that's similar. P. Terry's. I don't want to sin but their fries might be better than In-N-Out
>>583104384>I don't want to sin but their fries might be better than In-N-OutThe secret to INO fries is to order them well done. Otherwise yeah, I'll concede that their normal fries are average. Especially if you order take out and they get soggy by the time you get home. Well done arrive just right.Never heard of P. Terry's, but I work with some folks from the Austin office so I'll ask them lol I like how those chains are local to a state or even smaller area, unlike the nationwide or global ones. Gives you a reason to try something new when traveling.
>>583092178It's ok selene we love you
>>583080586DESERVED
I have floplet fatigue
>>583053553>some passive aggressive fat spic living in the gated part of mexico legitimately deranged
I suck so much at this game I want to cry
>>583116606You're fine.
>>583116606come slomlosing just means filling up the king meter faster!
Japanese woomies are cuter than western woomies
All woomies are cute
>>583116606same, its depressing
>>583116606>>583123430how many hours do you have in the series?
>>5831238415000+ with all 3 games
>>583123841little under 900
>>582994712
>>583123861dang
I think woomies are neat.
>>583116606I'm so freaking good I this game I want to laugh
good morning, krusty krew.
I'm so moderately average at this game I want to smile
>>583096884Damn, and I thought I had played lots of SR. But you have basically triple of my stats in everything. Except resses, I have like half of yours which means that the people I play with suck, I guess.
>>583128959oh... that's gore... of my comfort character...
Good wooming /ink/.
Good afternon euro /ink/
>>583129960Good afternoon it's almost 4pm I've been writting all day and will play splatoon later
/kni/ eissua thgin dooG
>>583129960>sampleGood afternoon. I'm a stupid bum and just woke up at 4 PM.
>>583130352Get a job
>>583130461I have a day off today I'm allowed to wake up late!
>>583130352to be a bum is to be free anon, remember that
>>583130627Can I kiss you?
>>583130318ʇi ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇou ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ pǝddiʅɟ ǝʌɐɥ pʅnoɥs noY
Anyone wanna salmon run? Wildcard rots are fun so I might be down for more than 1king.
>>583130627Get a hobby
>>583130887I'm finishing eating my delicious pastry then I'm joining
>>583130896I go out and play DnD weekly, draw once in a blue moon and play a lot of video games alone and with friends. Those are hobbies right?
>>583130887I'll play at rotation
>>583131018doing shit that isn't work in your free time is classified as a hobby
>>583131008>>583131098I'll open at rotation then.
I don't have a hobby but i have a wooby
>>583131018I don't have friends to play DnD with :'(
>>583131150ill be there too
>>583116606I once sucked at the game too, then I started playing with an evil weapon kit. I hid in ink and crept toward the unsuspecting enemy. Sub special spamming them all in one go. It feels so good be responsible for at least 1 Wipeout per match, possibly more.
I'll reopen after the first match for you S.
>>583130887I wanted to but I failrd to join in time if you want to open afterward
>>583131972Thank you
