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woomy
Anything interesting in the new NS2 firmware?
I want a tattoo of swim mode tank icon. Subtile enough, looks like a battery to most people but those who know know. Put it on the back with the line going to the center, maybe blue ink so it stands out a bit and fades gracefully.
>>582995109Put it on your mons pubis
>>582995614White tattoo ink tends to discolour pretty badly, that's why you don't really see black people do tattoos.
Woomy with womb tattoo
>>582994712Poor job bread maker, you should have picked an image that would synchronize with the 4chan birthday hat.You ruined it.
>>582996195we can still redeem it if we go through the thread in a day and make a new one before the hat day ends
>>582996295I guess we need the french
>>582995109tattoos are unfresh tho
>>582995109>>582998134Scars are cool though, which is why everyone draws the Captain with one even though she doesn't have that specific one.
>>582997165EwGo away
Octo'd
>>582998536Callie likes it
Callie is such a whore she makes me mad
to answer that anon from the last thread, I absolutely love my Raiders ceph
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
Callie is the worst agent because all she's really done is>recruit Marie>tell 4 about how thoroughly Marie stalks them>give Power Eggs to 3>help build the shaverThat's it, that's all she's ever done to help.This is ignoring the time her octo fetish got to the point that she tried to kill 4, ten fucking times.
octos...
>>582994712How the fuck do you get into comp? I go to sendouq, I join the servers they link, I go to the recruitment pages. "Ehrm be div 5". Ok I have never been in a tournament so I have no results, let's look for a scrim. "Ehrm be div 5". Wtf??? How am I supposed to get into anything?
>>583002940tried this one?also ask them
how would you nerf clash blaster
>Getting into compFirst mistake
>>582998697
>>583003508nerf the blast radiusbuff it to be as slippery as splatana wiper as compensation, minus the strafe speed (make it 0.72 like splattershot)
>>583005716giwtwm
>>583005716What kind of smut do woomies read
Woomy reads Fifty Shades of Weyy, she stole it from mommy's drawer with the vibrating stick
>guys i'm leaving the general
>>583007750bye bye anon see you next thursday
>>583007750Not your boogeyman
My woomy doesn’t read.
>>583007919Zoomer woomies never touched a book in their short-lived lives
>>583000989Tentacles in jars is the best hairstyle to ever grace Splatoon, amen.
>>583008042Millennial woomies remember the Harry Yebber craze
>>583007794lollmao even
You're a wizard Woomy
>>583008725Anon meds now
anyone wanna play some open?
>>583009519I can
>>583009570opened
>>583009519Coming
>>583009519ill do some games
reopened>>583009570>>583009701
Again
lmao, reopening again
>>583009797Nogami-san REALLY doesn't want us to open
>>583009945Someone joining after matchmaking starts makes the room crash
laggy ass game
Japanese aerospray is awful
>>583010739Chutiya-chan...
Thought about playing open, but I'm on 4 hours of sleep at the moment.
The game went "nuh uh"
im taking a break after this bullshit, GG's
>Game decides that wasn't a KO because someone DC'dWhat kind of nu-age strategy is this
>>583012004GGs
I recorded a clip of it
>>583012152Me 2 Fix yo shit ngmi-san
>>583012004can you play better
>>583012449Falseflagger likely the french being jealous, ignore
>>583012449Shut up falsefag
Is there room in that room?
>>583012152>>583012289here's the carrier pov
>>583012716yep opening after this game
That brush swims through my bullets like I'm not shooting at him
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>Legally blind Backliner across the fucking map trying to push and ending up feeding for the billionth time>This Way! Ouch! This Way! Ouch!Luv me anarchy, wouldn't trade it for the world
>>583013269GGs that was me.
I ate them up from behind
Roller is a nigger weapon
GGs openers
Japanese players attack me with magic attacks with no animation and ignore my shots
GGGGs pumpkinheads
GGs open.
GGs open I need to improve my flank attacks
>>583014778It's a fair and fun weapon
>>583015187AoE weapons should never be good.
>>583015042UGH why are these cephs so white?
>>583015281>orange tan>"white"
>>583015187used to be before the hitbox buffs and dynamo's primal reversionlate s2-early s3 d-dong is a masterpiece of game design, the way it was brought back from complete unviability to a capable low-mid tier with massive tilt potential>>583015253this guy is kinda right, they should be disadvantaged in terms of peak power and take it with the extra consistency they offer, which lets them do audacious plays no other weapon will go for
>>583015187vroller is, carbon and dynamo can fuck themselves
how are you niggas already s+5 and beyond
>>583016141Anon it's a month into the season. You can hit S+10 in a week if you do series.
The Quiet Sadness of Splatoon 3 Netcode.
>>583016141Just play series
>>583016141I'm not even S+ I just hate Clam Blitz solo
Why am I so good with the weapon I want to distance myself from, why it takes so long to learn a new one. I want to stop the sub spamming.
>>583015983You're french
I will be frank with you, I actually hate every weapon class in the game. Even my own.
Everytime inkjet fires it should lose altitudeSplashdown users should have the same short stun as reefslider after use
>>583012923>>583015042so snakehands is just a pathetic jobless loser that plays splatoon 3 literally all day?they keep hosting opens day and night why would anyone play more than 3 matches of splatoon 3
>>583017291>complaining about the weaker, less bullshit specials instead of ones that literally warp the game around their existence
>Hate Damp Socks so much that I'd rather use Suno to make my own battle musicHow bad of a band do you have to be to make someone turn to slop
>>583009576Oct 1st the start of Frye's favorite month
>Wahoo/Humpback
>>583018027I wanna hump my Woomy’s back desu
>>583017028I can just see Frye's thinking here before she joins in>A 2 woomy 1 veemo day ooohh spicy!
>>583018027Hop in anon
>>583015870Spoken like someone who doesn't play dynamo and didn't have to suffer the massive jank the weapon was in 2. It still is jank. How many dynamos do you see in tournaments? The slow swing speed is easily punished and a lot of weapons have subs that can help corner it. You have tools, use them. People live through my swings (sometimes 2) on the regular. Does not seem very overpowered to me.
>>583019291Shut the fuck up B*llin
Nogami... *cough*...I NEED her...
>>583019291>How many dynamos do you see in tournamentseven a couple is enough to be too much, and we've seen quite a few since the buffs, way too many for them to be weapon specialists who push the weapon beyond its capabilitydynamo is not the kind of weapon that should be viable at the highest level of play, it's supposed to be 90% as good but able to get to that 90% easier/more consistently than other weapons, so that it's still strong at high level but falls off when things get to serious business proper and requires strong game sense to function at that levels2 dynamo is thatold dynamo and reverted dynamo are not
>>583020041Drawfags, what's the secret to getting lines this crisp?
Dynamo is supposed to be strong but slow, it had that before the buff. They made it too fast.
>>583020232>no you see, dynamo SHOULD be dogshitkill yourself armchairfag
Consider learning how to approach weapons instead of blaming them for your lack of knowledge or skill.
is this for real or is this bullshit
>>583020982BS, the only jap players running dark skin are ones running joke fits like the fresh fish suit or the crispy bodysuit one
>>583020898Why do you want weapons that have a lower skill floor to be good?
Inkling blackface
>>583020232>tell me you don't know how to play against AoE weapons without telling me
I sometimes play as a black woomy because black woomies are cute.
>>583020467dynamo is supposed to embody this quotea weapon that can bluff its way to victory, but at the same time be able to appear weak enough to lure the enemy into a false sense of security>>583020898not dogshit, just disadvantaged, and require you to play smart if your opponents are strongit's kind of splatoon's big grappler, it's not supposed to be strong in neutral, it's supposed to discourage other players from playing neutral against it by making them fear its big dick damage, but not completely to make opponents see and subsequently misjudge openings, feeding themselves into the blender if you play your cards rightbut if it's got both the fear factor of big dick damage and also good neutral, people just don't engage it at all, it's never worth it
>>583021429oh look, a splattershot is trying to audaciously approach me with my big d out, i wonder what he'll attempt next. surely, i should do a swing at them in case they actually are dumb enough to approach raw, and not thwart both of their options by just backing up a bit.
I simply believe Dynamo players don’t deserve a working weapon.
>>583022290this reads like you were going to write something more sensual at the start but gave up at the end
>>583021238every weapon should be good
>>583022523Why do you hate W...
>>583022647He should play with us again
Woah.... is that flucking inkface dude?
>>583022837He's busy playing games that actually make him happy unlike Splatoon.
>>583022626some weapons absolutely should never be good, like hydra
I will maintain that cephs choose their own skin color the same way they choose their eye color until that is explicitly proven to not be the case.
>>583023026Fake /ink/er
>>583022986No you don't understand, I'm an actual octoling. Like, from the metro
*tear you apart**eat your entrails*
Thanks for wrangling up that oil spill, buddy!Splatoween is SAVED!
>>583020982don't look kiddies
>>583023290saved fits can change gear, hairstyle and pants, but can't change eye or skin colourso they are more ingrained into woomy's physique than the rest of customizability
Spl4t will let you add "weapon chunks" to your mainMy uncle works for Nintendo, naturally
>>583025741that's just mpu
Mpu would solve the meta
>>583026132>game suffers from extreme powercreep>let's add more powercreep into it!
Splat 4 will let you add random small items and stickers to your weapons to keep them looking fresh.Source I am Nogami
>>583026132I also want bamboozlers to 1shot me.
>>583026662bamboozler's never been good before, it needs oneshots to not be trash
>>583027184Rangelet chargers will never be good without that sort of bullshit, Squiffer is dogshit and Goo is the worst weapon in the series. Just play real chargers like normal people.
>>583027283Let her /ss/ octo boy
>>583027283Poor Acht she just wants to crawl into a tiny pot and hide for the rest of the day not be the center of attention.
>>583027184retard>>583027379squiff has been powercrept hard but it's still strong enough at the one thing it does to be usableboozler has always been good, even without oneshots, but very finnicky, it's strong but other weapons achieve what it does much easier (also kits lol)goob's in a similar boat to booz, except it also has the perception of being bad from the time it actually was bad; with it being reinvented with the partials, strong paint and combo subs it's actually rather potent, but very hard and unintuitive to use
>>583025519Not explicit enough, not enough to convince me anyway.They would have to go out of their way to say that's not a thing they can do for me to concede.
These 3 need proper 3d models and show up in 4 but what would they do? Run a shop? Run something new? Just be wondering around the hub?
>>583029006You can change your flop style at will but to change eye or skin color you have go back to the character creation screen its not something you can simply change at will like clothes and flop style.
>>583029227Live bands a la Grandfest
>>583029227molesting yoko in a corner of the plaza
>>583025519amiibo do store all that tho, even race
>>583027952Truth(Booyah)Bomb
>>583029407I repeat, under no uncertain circumstances, the Splatoon series itself would have to explicitly state that Inklings and Octolings are incapable of choosing or changing the color of their skin.Anything less than that will never convince me.I won't die on this hill, I will admit that I'm wrong *if* that does happen, it's just that it hasn't happened and I strongly doubt that it ever will.
>Anonnn I'm borrred
>>583030005amiibo have to do that for convenient quick customization in local competitions
>>583030915Play the fucking game
>>583030724and it's okay. it's touhou-like loose lore, everyone has their own inkopolis.
>>583030724If the fact that the only way to do this is to go into the special character creation menu and not be able to do it in the base menu doesn't convince you then nothing will.Oh wait I know something we watch the idols change ink color all the time in splatfests yet the eye color never changes. If they could do so then the idols eyes would change color to match the current splatfest ink they are using on stage at the time.
>>583031271i wonder what will come out
>3 midliners in my team>they all play like backlinersYou GET THE FUCK DOWN that perch
>>583027829Hmm...
>>583023290We have seen Frye's ancestors. They all have the same skin color.It is hereditary, the only thing not is ink color. There's never been an example of them changing skin color.
>>583032138I shall once again post the onagalings.
>>583031884octo pot....
>>583031782Hmmm nah it's too risky
awesome life tip: stick your hand in to be immediately envenomed
>>583032275(not official in the slightest, just desperate for squib/octoby pictures)
I jerked off for 7 hours and mised every open rooms...
>>583032597That's OK
>>583032443
>>583032597I'm still around and maybe some other anon, just ask.
