Ratking sweep edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>582965580
Happy birthday 4channeler.net users! Vote rat-king as he is the most 4channel-esque champ!!!
Not giving Rat King any clothes was certainly a decision.
>>582995995Guess I’m voting for the king…
I'm new and every FUCKING GAME is like this, my teammates are useless and feed the entire game. I tried my best but I have to do fucking everything, I don't understand what they are even doing all game.I am solo killing multiple people across the map, taking objectives, showing up to every fight. I solo killed 4 of them late game and we lost a shrine to FUCKING CREEPS because my team couldn't even do that. I have no fucking idea what they are doing.They don't ping or chat either. Are they bots in the queue or something?I'll play with anyone, I not very good and I don't flame in game despite what this post entails lmao
>>582995289They can be fun, but the RNG can be a pisser. I had matches were none of the rolls were acceptable for what I was playing. But I guess if you play Graves kinda 50% gun 50% spirit, If either two of those get a heavy debuff, you're kinda fucked.
Hail to the King
Ratchads, how are we feeling?
Yakub tomorrow!
>>582996359feelin good, decided to buy vermintide 2 since there are absolutely gonna be Skaven mods for Ratking and might as well get familiar with the other game.
>>582996359Confident. Hes not my favorite vidya rat but he's a welcome addition.
Rat king soon, friends!
>tfw have only gotten to play as hidden king since the update across 20-some matches and not a single archmother matchuhmmmm?
Sure let's vote for the reddit freak full of STDs when Danny got a fucking jetpack
>>582996619>jetpacks are...>le cool!!!are you 12
Going to Rat
>>582996619>wanting another flyer
>>582996619Yes.
>>582996619>voting for the hero with the same voice as the reddit urn
>>582996682You got no whimsy
>rat king>danny>babacringe reddit gamerdad furrycuck>solomon>violet>harrow4chan
The reddit king4chanlomon
We are so b...(ack)
dey gon cry, dey gon beg, dey gon screeeeeeemmmm....
>>582996843Many are saying this
I kinda hate the new update but god i didn't realize how much i missed this game wish they did more though surely next update won't take 9+ months
Item update in 6 weeks
>>582996918is Drifter the most unintentionally hilarious character in all of MOBAs?
>>582996918The old map was so much etter and good looking...
Thater zone feels way too emtpy and way too big for what it has. Is it intended to be a future jungle boss arena? For example he will get out of the metal nox upon reaching XX game time.
>>582980895He is rugged but quite masculine with those bushy eyebrows, suggestion of chest hair and short beard. His pose is smugly sitting with legs spread wide apart and he does look subtly muscular as fuck. People generally like being pandered to while not feeling like they are getting pandered to. Rat King hits that sweet spot where he is rough and comical enough to stand as a non-sexual character, but still has enough elements to make him appealing and "fleshy".I honestly think that this is also what makes kinda every character design in existence feel right. Big titty bikini armor for example, feels generally kinda shit and tasteless because it's just pure pandering in most cases, while neurotically seeking to avoid all sorts of low brow appeal makes the characters feel sanitized and fake. You need a little bit of both, and having clear understanding of this is what sets Valve's designs above failures of generic korean gooner games and "woke" amerigroid PC hero shooter rainbow parade rosters.
You ARE voting for /ourgirl/ Harrow, right?
>>582996104Rem also doesn't wear any pants...what is Valve trying to say?
>>582997132I'm definitely interested in her gameplay, but I'm not even going to try to vote for her because she doesn't stand a chance.
>>582997120when I made that post I only saw him from the front in gamenow that I saw this angleI get it.
Mildly concerned Violet might have a fun kit because her design is bland as fuck.>>582997132Danny first, then Harrow once he's in.
>>582997120I just wish his nose was less ridiculous, but he's going to be drawn off-model 90% of the time anyway I suppose.
Here's my hero concept. I'll attach his spells in a separate reply
>>582997132harrow will have the best gameplay out of all the new heroes but she'll be voted in last and when she comes out she'll be the most picked out of them all (just like graves) and it'll be impossible to play her
Would someone post the fashion conversation between Seven and Mina, please?
>see people refuse to vote for Danny because they don't want another Vin/GTHE'LL PLAY LIKE LASH TRUSTROCKET WILL BE BUILT IN MAGIC CARPEToh my god he's gonna be a split push rat isn't he
>>582997282a mod is gonna fix it within a weekhell, there's already a mod with his cock out on gamebanana.
broker is a shit mechanic all around>corrupt items uncorrupt if you upgrade the item>heavy snowball because more souls = more choices>easy to camp the broker, and fights are steamrolls if one team has corrupteds and the other has none>RNG, which inherently has no place in a pseudo-competitive game
>>582997314Graves was voted in second thoughbeit
>>582997364I bet the cock probably looks silly too. Ill stick with a nose mod.
Do you guys get close matches? For me it's all one sided stomps. Enemy Abrams is leading 15 kills on another lane, or we kick the shit out of everybody and they can barely do anything. Feels super rare that I end a game thinking "Wow, this could have gone either way".
>>582997426and? nothing i said goes against graves being the second pick
>>582997325 just boot up the game
>>582997302Let me know what you think. He's kind of like bristleback/snapfire
>>582996619I'll care when the mod for this is up
>>582997282The nose is a bit unusual, but I think it helps keep him away from that pure furbait-territory. Also, it looks a bit like flopping half-erect tip of another appendage to me, so I guess there's that too.
>>582997314Graves was 2nd dumbass. Apollo, who you guys all raved about as being the most high skill interesting kit (which none of you play now) was last, and even got a voiceline and poster calling out people for leaving him for last.
>>582997486>Do you guys get close matches?>close matches>in this game with dogshit matchmaking that's worse than anything on the market currently
>>582997486it's a moba, the entire genre is a 50:50 between "get raped for 40 minutes" and "power fantasy for 40 minutes"
>>582997513It scares my CPU.
>>582997486After they over nerfed comeback mechanics every game ends with a 60k lead to one team.
>>582997553nothing i said mentioned graves being voted in last moron
How do (you) build Abrams? His lane feels terrible and he honestly feels bad in general until like super late game and you're entirely dependent on if your team will actually back you up in fights or not
>>582997325Seven is one of those "Old Strict gays" and I love it
>>582997761>How do (you) build Abrams? His lane feels terrible and he honestly feels bad in general until like super late game and you're entirely dependent on if your team will actually back you up in fights or notthat's just how abrams is
>>582997024The new map is definitely better for assassins like Dwifta though. If you hear someone doing one of the risky camps it's a free rape ticket.
>>582997761You play like Calico until late game when you can tank the world. I'm not kidding you don't frontline and run them down, you come from the side or back, and always with teammates not alone.
>>582997787He's such a queer
>>582997314>the best gameplaymaybe if you're a support ow/rivalstard. i doubt they'll add another draintank, victor already does that
>>582997761You play him like an assassin because he's tanky in the sense that he recovers from damage well, not avoids/minimises it.In fact that's a problem with the game as a whole that I have. Tanks don't have native damage reduction options, only ways to recover after the fact.
>>582997787This makes me sad since he's my main and he won't be fucking graves but also it fits him, he's a bottom bunk psycho
>>582997787Thank you so much.
>victor got a bbl this patchwho at valve wants to fuck the corpse?
>>582997574>>582997579Reinstaller here. I have had way better matches in Brawl than I've had in Overwatch 2. I guess it's just nature of the game that it snowballs towards one side rather than becomes a stugglemate for two hours.
>>582997761What >>582997863 >>582997954 said, you're more an assassin and than a tank until lategame, but pivot into high green/spirit late and you're unkillable.
This game will kill league.
now that they have pick rate natively in the shop its crazy seeing items I consider core only have like a 40% pick rate.
>>582998120Slowing Bullets on the 'brams, not CQ -> Point Blank?
how do you win lane on paradox? i can only really poke from the back so if i don't get a good lane partner it's tough
>>582998056A lot of writers, silver mina vyper and paige drool when thinking about vic
>>582998232
>>582998178In the west maybe. China and Korea will never give up top down click game for a shooter.>>582998253I prefer the dash reduction right now but you can go either way on your preference. CQ has a bit more damage but I want the CC more.
>>582996693>implying flyers are ever a problem in a game with tools such as knockdown and p-strike
>>582997787Of fuck, lmao, Seven's like Trump.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uwOnwC-ZWMU
>>582998294you full charge carbine -> throw nade at someone -> shoot them with carbine
>>582998294get better aim and i mean that unironically
>is two characters in one>has less voice lines than the patrons, and barely over half what every other character hasi can't wait for the magic trick where they delete him from the game
>>582997863>>582997954>>582998120>Abrams is an assassinHow viable is shadow weave on him?
>>582998363Yeah until they buy the cheap counter items and counter-countering them requires a team that coordinates and is willing to buy multiple of the same active.
>>582997553>>582997426ESL
>>582996619listen i like danny but i still remember a time when having a jetpack on cooldown instead of a way to interact with the game's physics on your own was seen as a failure of game design rather than how it isi have zero faith the deadlock team is gonna be able to pull some cool flying characters considering how vindicta and talon work
>>582998365Americans and their TDS, dude.
>>582998363>nigger thinks knockdown does anything to vindictalollmao
>>582998428just seems like it would be worse than warp stone in every circumstance
>>582998080i dont reinstall i just let it sit on steam sitting at "update queued"
>>582998428It doesn't really give him stats he uses, so Veilwalker is probably the more "value" stealth item.
>>582998524it does
>>582998524That's why that troon character for aimhackers should be removed>Lol I can dispel and counterspell your knockdowns
>>582998428Not bad, falls off late though, and I prefer veil walker for the sustain, and warp stone for initiating. I try and keep gun invest minimal after early game. But if you're having a very strong early-mid I see no reason why you can't.
>>582998363phantom strike is the only counter to flyers, and that is if they don't read you and hit the counterspell or unstoppable later
>>582998573>counterspell and dispell>you are now down 3200 souls using a dogshit meme itemit doesn't, retard.
>>582998610And it sucks when nobody is buying it and you're a squishy backline character and using it is a coin flip suicide.
>suddenly it turns out half the thread (one of the worst generals on the board btw) are ALSO gay furries in addition to everything elsejust shut it down at this point
>>582998672it makes their premium 3.2k defensive go on cooldown, it's pretty good actually
>>582998363it's less about counterplay and more so that they're made in an inherently unfun way in this game. you'd expect to be able to fly low but fast or in an arch as opposed to "literally float by and move at .5 meter per second" like it currently is with these, both overwatch and rivals do them better
>>582998708>one of the worst generals on the board btwHow can that be when 90% of generals are DNB threads where a dozen people from the same 'cord post the same shit for a thousand replies straight all day every dayBring back the unique IP counter for threads
>>582998708Seethe jew
>>582998120>Heavy punch over close quarters>Slowing bullets over lifestrike>Hunter's aura as a lategame situationalEh.
>>582998573You buy knockdown for her (3200)She buys dispel or counterspell (3200) which also have universal use cases throughout the rest of the match.You buy pstrike (6400)She buys counterspell (3200)She can easily counter buy YOUR counterbuys to the point where half your team needs to also counterbuy her, AND coordinate their use so they're all off cd fo her but also don't overlap and get wasted. That's why Vin is a pubstomp character.
>>582998780>like it currently is with theseGT can almost fucking teleport in flight with stam masterynearly the fastest character in the game
>>582998513That's not TDS, dude. It's an astute and accurate observation of the man.
>>582998708I am only a straight furry and I do not approve of ratniggers, if that consoles you at all
Letting vind parry in flight was a catastrophic mistake.
>Vyper canonically wants to /ss/ Apollo>made Silver confirmed straightcan Valve get any more based?
>>582998982>made Silver confirmed straightOh, thank god.
>>582998982Apollo is 18 (voice lines confirm it)Vyper has no sexual attraction to apollo, she just wants his moneystop trying to make her weird.
>>582998982They made Celeste straight to (canonically had sex with Lash)
>>582998823I don't actually use hunters it’s just on there because it feels like it shouldn't be left out. And it’s also not just late game locked either.lifestrike is low prio for me and I like the weighted shots upgradeI like the melee distance and bullet res on melee charge.
>>582995995>be me>play game>have retarded team>call them nigger faggots>nigger faggots get triggered>nigger faggots mass report you>you censored>American company>You live in America>Where free speech?!?!??!>Be MW2 lobby>call someone nigger faggot>no one triggered>literally words on screenWhy gaming so woke, gay and black now?
>>582998905It does not, furfag.
>>582999186>newtranny is making his seethe a ritualposthow embarrassing!
>armor will be just basic self temp health/dmg reduction>banner will be just a basic speed and attack aura for team aroundthis motherfucking rat is going to be the most generic Gatling gun tank possible but he will get voted first for the memes
Lots of closeted furfags trying to convince us they're not attracted to the rat king lol
>>582998708>valve game has gay furrieswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooow
>>582999241Sorry, then. Can't help ya
>>582998056literally the entire female cast salivates over himyes, every single one, it's a meme at this pointVyper straight up offers him to pound her snussy and even Ivy tries to set up a date with him
People say getting old kills your reflexes but that's not been my case. However adapting to big changes, yes. Getting used to the new map is taking a while... the retirement home and senility is next
>>582999343He will gather buffs from jungle creeps, each creep type gives a different buff.
>>582999241PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET RATTED GET RATTED GET RATTED
>add cool new shop that shakes up the game>delete it after a few days because of balancefagsDeadlock niggas want the game to change but cry every time it does
>>582998854that's tied to the stamina system and not the flight itself, if anything the "flight" is often just used as a big leap instead since staying in the air isn't a good way of getting away with him or vindicta
>>582999562Rng like that is actually good for the game so naturally compfag trannies want it removed.
>>582999562Got back into game just today. What was the new shop?
>>582999562corrupted items are completely fucking broken thoit's just an experiment
>>582999630>that's tied to the stamina systemof which he has 6 of with stam mastery.so it does not matter.>staying in the air isn't a good way of getting away with himdo you even play the gameflight and 3 dashes in the air is MORE than enough distance to get the fuck out of dodge.
>>582999314I been playing Deadlock for 2 years. Been playing Valve games since gold source and been using this shit hole before you were born. kys, we need to go back to MW2 lobby style banter not pander to troons like (you).
Rat King is sexy but furry fags are obnoxious
>play McGinnis a ton when I started>She gets nerfed into the ground, so I try other heroes>Come back to the hero this update >Holy fuck she's brokenI got most assists and the most damage, I fucking love playing on this new map as her
>>582999562It's almost like it's an Alpha and Valve just wanted to test it for a little bitAnd then when the heroes come out they'd rather the focus be on that.It's shrimple
i understand their reasoning but putting in just one remodel alongside this update would have made it 10x better and removed all doubt. Its a disproportionate huge amount of positivity for the effort it would have taken.
>>582999343what do you expect, have any of the last 12 characters been more than that ?
>>582999647Starting at 30 minutes a "secret" shop appears on the map where you can pay to corrupt your items. Corrupted items gain stat bonuses and some randomized penalty. It can get silly, like the other day I had divine barrier with 9 seconds cooldown on ally cast.
>>582999712This, why can't they just be normal and appreciate how sexy he is like a normal person?
>>582998847Are you retarded, knockdown is also universally useful. Just admit youre wrong and coping
>>582999647It's a new shop that opens up at the 30 minute mark, it lets you buff an item with a drawback. It's still in but they're deleting it when the first new hero unlocks
>>582999631it's all fun and games until you are at the receiving end of supreme bullshit>>582999757DOTA2 was the same, old placeholder models only got updates AFTER the game launched
>>582999693I like a bit of banter, but I think weeding out the worst low IQ spergouts are good for the communication.
>>582999480it does but the effect is overblown until you're past your 50s
>>582998982We all know that the trannies and gays are just going to headcanon Silver as bisexual
>>582999801Not as universal as counterspell and dispel.
what happened to the /dlg/ inhouses anyways? did all the trannies kill themselves?
playing Mirage made me realize how abysmal my aim actually is
>>582998408Have the assistant floating around next to him or maybe in a miniature/fairy type form sitting on his hat when she isn't deployed. Hard to make this gimmick work if she is barely ever seen unless she's in the middle of a fight. She could have funny animations while she's up there too like clinging on to the hat while he's sliding, I dunno.
old shadow weave>+25 spirit power>+25% melee damage>+25% fire ratenew shadow weave>your next heavy melee deals double damage, and prevents stamina usage for 2 seconds
>rat king will be first>he will be in every gameFront row seats to Rem suffering.Will play Mo & Krill to duke it out in the tunnels.
Why is this place obsessed with trannies and zoomers?
>>582999987Inhouses started being posted already at 8/12, which means it was just a Discord circlejerk so normal people stopped joining.
>>582999995>*paf paf paf* FOR THE DJINN>*paf paf paf* YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH>*paf paf paf* FOR THE DJINN>*paf paf paf* AAAAAAAAAUUUUURRRGGGHHHHHyou only need to land a shot every once and a while to add the stacks, or do you have Parkinson's?
>>583000069You forgot indians
>>582999562All of the changes BUT the corrupted shop have been fantastic. The corrupted shop is fun but too random and stupid for a serious competitive game.
>>583000018>still works on drifter, procs off rendacceptable>>582999987They were premades from a discord and felt like shit. Might still get one or two for the new heroes like we did the last batches.
>>582999995>>583000109I HATE YOUR LIFE
>>582999995he's the least aim "aim" character you just need to hit when mark is off CD
If Harrow is an angel her Venator lines will be good
>>583000018STEALTH BILLY INCOMING
>>583000065looking forward to more tunnel characters so we have full on team fights down therenow best we've got is 2v2
>>583000078>it was just a Discord circlejerkthat's the conclusion I arrived at pretty quickly as the same players were always on the same team and I think at least one was a confirmed troon
>>583000248Same with Doorman.>>583000279When we have enough, tunnel objectives should spawn in when the game recognises X amount of tunnel users on each team.
>matchmaking is worse than ever>game economy made it so that snowballing happens way easier>still have to sit out 50 minute cuck games because people don't know how to end>while dealing with reddit teammates who think that you can comeback from a 100k deficitfucking hate this game so much
>>583000279>>583000360character exclusive map zones are a really bad idea and I hope the Rem jew tunnels get deleted
>>583000471>100khowI’ve been pretty consistently getting 40-60k
>character based on slavic folklore>in the one globalized city with dozen famous slavic quarters >zero accenti dont know why they are so afraid of adding voice quirks to characters, they are being very tame all things considered. i feel the same way about Danny, give him some type of ghoulish filter to make him more interesting.look at Seven, that electric rough filter on his voice hard carries him from alright to amazing.
So how does the new hero release work?One on Friday, one on Tuesday, and so on until all 6 are out?Is the voting finished when the first hero is released or dies it continue?
>>582999875Nah if anything that shit is the funniest. I also do not think calling 3-4 people retarded niggers in the span of 2 matches constitutes a comm ban.
>struggle game that goes back and forth for 50 mins>"gg ez"
Item that disables parries when, like a 1600 item would be fair considering the price of rebuttal
>>582999480>People say getting old kills your reflexesReact to 10 random Anji fuujin followups RIGHT NOW
>>583000543They do add accents to heroes Violet has voice accent and Geist does too. With that said, Raven being literally from Russia needs to have an accent when he comes into the game.
>>583000616disarm should remove the parry button
>>583000575take the hintyou have no friends for a reason and nobody wants to be around youwhy should everyone else suffer because you're an insufferable autistic loser with 0 social skills?hopefully you keep talking shit and get a HWID ban.
>>583000619I 'member when that shit was 26 frames
you know how in dotard we can refer to either side of the map as radiant side or dire side? whats the phrase to do that here. is it 'archside' or 'hiddenside'?anyway my point would be that the archside purple pit of no vision no stamina but a shitload of boxes and a medium camp is too busted. archside also has the theater area with its several camps located too close together, too quick to clear consistently. archside has the superior farming jungle config
>>582998080Whoever designed Yani with the double left earrings did something to me.
>>582999480>People say getting old kills your reflexesIt does kill them but 4chan uncs act like they're incapable of playing pvp games anymore now that they're in their 30s
Are items completely fucked? None of the passive cooldown items go on cooldown or trigger since the patch.
>>583000712I have friends and my gf lives with me. Knew these guys since hs too. Everything I said would be seen as banter back in the MW2 lobbies. Pandering to troons like (you) is what ruined online gaming.
i am dreading the day of full release when this game gets into the typical Valve schedule lockstep of releasing 1 hero every 2 years.
i'm having so much fun with this matchmaking
>>583000950>I have friendsinternet ones don't count.>and my gf lives with meI bet, LMAO
>>583000248I hope she doesn't like him and thinks he's a retard, while he thinks she's just a monster larping as an angel
>>583000959the entire reason dota has been at 1ish hero a year for a while is cuz a significant number of dota devs are working on this. when the 1.0 comes out the teams for both will be less lopsided and you should get a cadence of like 2 a year for both. which is fineyou dont even need more heroes honestly the game is already great.
>>583000575I doI don't want you talking in my game if you cannot control your emotions
>pick Haze>rush corrupted glass cannon>instantly winsimple as
>>582996298Your team sucks but your build was not optimal either. Buy spirit my nigga and maybe you snowball fast enough you can make them play the game faster
Is power slash supposed to feel weak as grapple Yamato? It doesnt even really feel worth it to use it until much later in the game
>>582996843It's actually the opposite but like a true 4channer you posted the exact wrong ones to troll
guys i just came back after monthscan anyone tldr me how to do that movement tech where u do the side dash but it goes forwards? i'm not even sure if its faster but it looks smooth high elo people spam itused to be able to do it but i forgor
>>583001332if you are not building spirit and putting AP in power slash it's basically not even worth using
>>583000602I say this, especially when I'm the worst player with 15+ deaths. Guaranteed seethe
>>583001401Diagonally dash forward and then rotate the camera 90 degrees as you dash to boost momentum
>>583001090I am simply exercising my right to free speech to call (you), yes (you) a nigger faggot. This game is not your safe space. >>583001039I go hiking with them every week. Traveled with my gf to Japan this year too. There is a lot of people who think like me and are tired of pandering to your sensitivities.
>>583000689Brother not even curse stops melee mechanics.Though speaking of, a hero that causes everyone (themselves, allies, and enemies) in an area to be cursed for 10s to force a melee rumble would be funny.
>get mad playing video game>call someone a nigger>"haha I'm just having fun, why are you getting mad?"nobody is buying into your cope
>ritualposting "muh freedum of speech" seether trying to convince people on /dlg/ he has a gfHow sad is that guys life lol
>>583001401Jump, hold w and a/d, turn your camera slightly away from the direction you're holding and dash.
>>583001526>a new hero gets added>ult drops arena walls in a radius and everything but melee is disabled for 8s secondsmake it happen Yoshi
>>583001667and call him mars
NIGGER
>>583001740fuggg that's based :DDDD
>>583001617I will continue calling you a nigger if you are trolling the game. No one deserves to be held hostage because you have a lukewarm IQ>>583001619Not trying to convince anyone about anything, this is just reality for me. Sorry you are too short ugly and brown to get a gf I guess? Try looksmaxxing?
>>583001740
you think we are getting our first dota style hero this patch with like 7 abilities on their bar?
>>583001707>italian 2nd generation immigrant bruiser hero that's a romabooholy shit you might be unto something
>>583000619FUJIN
>>583001802>his reality is ritualposting on /dlg/Not the own you think it is.
>>582999161>stop trying to make her weirdVyper's very nature is being weird. She's a skank sewer slut who's willing to put out for Billy of all people. You're not going to convince me that someone as immoral as her magically cares about if a kid is 17 or 18
>>583001667>kelvin but basedhell yeah
>>583001816I think sinclair is gonna be the most complex hero we'll ever get and that's fine
Wife
>>583001816Solomon is going to be the Invoker of Deadlock, an ability for every chess piece that you can do different moves with for combos
>>583001969I'm sorry bro datamines have Violet as invoker-lite.
>>583001914vyper will never have big tits
>>582995995I want his swimmers to assault my boivaries
Man they should at least add a FF button to standard (or remove penalties for leaving)
>>583001850Yeah its crazy I demand free speech as an American citizen by an American company. I should be goycattle like you and just bend over for corpos like a golem. Just admit you have 0 frame of reference for how good online video games used to be because you are a zoomer nigger faggot.
>>583001401Jump, rotate 90 degrees, IAD (jump and dash instantly afterwards), reset camera. Repeat (optional)at least that's how I do it
>>583002071why can't you people just be normal about shitno "he's hot"???
>>583001914>tfw Vyper will never aggressively force herself unto me
>>583001137>rush>forced to wait 30 minutes
>>583002098You have no control over your emotions. You are a sad, sad man lying about your life in an effort to try and convince anonymous posters on /dlg/ that you're not actually a ritualposting loser.You've already lost.Also "free speech" doesn't apply to private companies, moron. You accept the TOS the moment you boot up the game.
The new mushroom neutrals/district make me want a shroom hero.
>>583002183lusting after a giant rat is not something normal people do
>>583002108First, whats the point of this? Is it actually faster?Second, people only make their game look like this for twitter clips. I'm 100% convinced.
farming camps feels like i'm playing risk of rain 2 now
>>583001802>I will continue calling you a nigger if you are trolling the game.NTA but here's where I think the problem is. I'm betting your standards for "trolling" are basement low. I bet most of the time people you think are trolling are either just oblivious, or actually doing something good but it inconvenienced you slightly, and you didn't notice and you didn't adapt.This is the case 99% of the time, unless you are playing with Russians.So frankly to everybody else in games, you are the troll and watching you spiral out of control and spam nigger and rage at people is doing more to lose the game than whatever imagined sleight you perceived.
>>583002098>free speechit's ONLY when it comes to being arrested you retarded underaged newfaggot.if you weren't sub 18 you would have learned this by now>American citizen by an American companyyou do not have the right to not be punished and banned from PRIVATE ESTABLISHMENTS under free speech, retard.
What goes wrong with someone in life to make them see a giant rat and think "i want to fuck it"? Is it another victim of abusive parents?
>play like trash >win anyway because your team carries>play like god, mvp and everything >your team sucksevery fucking time
I'll ask again because nobody replied:Is it not a huge pain in the butt trying to get games with the new hero that everyone else wants to try? This is my first time witnessing a major update
We need the old map back.
>>583002395I want to bang silver so I can't really call them out
>>583002341>First, whats the point of this? Is it actually faster?tremendously so. drops CPU and GPU usage by miles. which I want.>twitter clipsI do not use twitter for anything other than commissioning furry art.the ONLY gameplay clips I record are uploaded here (to help people) or on the deadlock forums for bug reporting (rarely)
>>583002449Yes, 90% of people will be queuing to play them
>>583002274I have control over my emotions calling you a nigger for playing objectively like a low IQ monkey is a fact. I do not care to convince anyone about anything I live this life everyday but the projection here is hard to ignore. I hope you get your life in order.>free speech don't apply to my jew companyBullshit it doesn't they want to operate on American soil then they have to respect my free speech if George Washington was around he would agree with me that they are violating the 1st amendment. >AlsoReddit spacing. Go back, tourist.
>>583002449when a hero is released and you get a win you get a cool epic token that gives you priorityi never had a problem with any of the new heroes released to be fair got a game with them in like 2 tries>>583002341my tf2 looked a bit like that long ago because my computer was really really shit
>>583002108Cute cheat
>>583002341ignore the first part of >>583002498 I am retarded and misinterpreted the post because I need to sleep.I think it's faster, def feels faster? it's absolutely more efficient than just normal dashing and less committal than dash jumping.>>583002619thanks honeybuns
>>583002449Yes, yes it is. Last time around they tried a super reserved sticker you used to highly prioritize a new hero earned by playing games but it was still ass. You also can't queue as solely new heroes
>>583002498>drops CPU and GPU usage by milesI'm not talking about the visuals for the first part of my post. I'm talking about the dash.
>>583002543>projection projection projectionGo into a McDonalds then and scream "nigger nigger nigger nigger", then. Put your theory into practice.>reddit spacingYou don't know what that means, electiontourist.
>>583002349Game is already lost at the loading screen because I know the people who are dog shit even in Ascendant lobbies and I know they are boosted monkeys who will throw my game so if anything, bullying them is doing a service to the Deadlock community by getting rid of their dog shit ass.>>583002375Yeah all that is jewish pilpul and how the bill of rights gets truncated. I bet you are also the type of faggot to defend limitations to the 2nd amendment because you unironically think guns kill people. Your line of thinking is how we get to America becoming a fallen country.
>>583002498It's moderately faster than ground dashing by default but significantly faster if you buy stamina mastery.
>>583002449so I've heard.but I never had a problem with it.I ALWAYS got the new characters in an overwhelming majority of the games I queued them (Doorman/Billy)
>>583002646>>583002449don't forget that when a new hero releases every match is full of ragequitters who just leave if they dont get the new hero and that if this happens you dont get your token refunded
>>583002717You are typing like a redditor. Me saying nigger nigger nigger in a public establishment is very different than saying it on a video game. These are words on the internet and multiple big tech companies have been sued for trying to waive their ToS at people online who they don't like. My argument has legal precedent.
>>583002751meant for >>583002341>>583002839>Me saying nigger nigger nigger in a public establishment is very different than saying it on a video game.in what way?they are both accessible to the public and have their own set of rules.of which you broke.> My argument has legal precedent.then sue valve if you're so right.
>>583002839>i-it's differentSure it is, buddy. >m-multiple big tech companiesVagueposting KING. Go ahead and post some examples and start a class action then, faggot.
>>583002459Yeah, the dl_streets one
>>583002741>I gave up at the loading screenHonestly pathetic. You should not queue ranked
>>583002839"You type like a redditor" then proceeds to also type like a redditor who uses 4chan as his personal cumsock for when he wants to say edgy words without getting in trouble with some neckbeard mods.
>>583002405my games broken everyone and me on the team is ass
>>583002891One is online the other isn't? Are you genuinely retarded? Also, the people who do get arrested doing that are slapped with a disturbing the peace charge, so, this is a different law being applied.
>every single match the team that wipes the first teamfight and gets the first midboss wins the game and snowballs from theregood game
>>583002529>>583002571>>583002646>>583002762ok well I suppose if it's for Nurse Harrow I will endure the suffering >>583002789that's probably going to be even worse if people only care about getting their mandatory 15 wins.
>>583003059I accept your concession.
I'm getting ready for Danny drop next week. Also included are "Tenno heika banzai" "allahu akbar" "bombs? You want them? They're yours" "combustible lemons" and "bomb voyage">cringeyeah
why is side dashing faster than forward/back dashing anyway
gonna tap back in at the weekend after not having played for a few months cos burnout is Mina still bad? how about Graves since last I played she was constantly flip flopping between good and bad? Kelvin/Ivy any good? thanks
I trust Valve writing. i remember when Mina was getting shit on constantly on release as generic pretty lady and how it was the end of deadlock peak and all that.and now she is a top 3 fan favorite.
>>583002948>vague posting Okay, retard here https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c79d74nppvo>>583002973Yeah I guess I am the bad guy for noticing patterns and when I get certain people on my team or they are the enemy team they always shit it up and ruin the game for the other 11 people in the game. >>583003007I don't post like a redditor, I have been using 4chan before you were a sperm in your dad's nutsack, zoom zoom.
>>583003223You might be a real nice guy but I gotta admit I insta mute anyone doing that cringe shit
>>583003238Diagonal movement is often faster in vidya compared to cardinal directions
>>583003282>Mina was getting shit on constantly on release as generic pretty ladyThank youI was starting to get gaslight by all these retarded posts. All the same insults flung at violet were flung at Mina.Though I do think Mina is 100x cooler design wise. But she could still turn out fine. Cute girl does not equal tranny or gooner shit.
>>583003223man this program needs a UI change, i kept reading the A| as AI like its a text-to-speech thing
'eddin tu jello
>>583003258Graves is one of the best heroes in the game anywhere below phantom but falls off after that, ivy is still as busted as ever as long as you look at the map, kelvin is fine, kind of like graves but he doesn't fall off as hard at higher ranks.
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE VOTE FOR RAT KING
>>583003414you're just dyslexic
>>583003306>Okay, retard hereOkay this is just pathetic. Where'd you even get this URL? Straight from ChatGPT, Ranjesh?
>>583003258Kelvin and Ivy are turbo overtuned support/disruptors.>GravesShe had a 40% winrate or thereabouts however, anecdotally, she was going great for me. You just have to build mostly spirit & movement and be a backline disruptor, split pusher, and sometimes jump people in closed spaces. HOWEVER the new map broke her zombie pathing in jungle and rooftops and also made lanes super wide open so she's struggling a bit.
I actively think less of anyone voting Violet and Violet alone.
>>583003306>Yeah I guess I am the bad guy for noticing patterns and when I get certain people on my team or they are the enemy team they always shit it up and ruin the game for the other 11 people in the game.Unironically yes. Because you fixating on that shit, makes you play worse. You would likely win some of those games with shitters on your team, because the other team will have more shitters. But you gave up before the game started, and played like you had nothing at stake. Stop queueing ranked, you are not mentally built for it.You are going to get shitters on your team no matter what you do, so stop letting it affect how you play. Weak as piss
doing my part
>>583003581Why would I care what the fuck you think?
>>583003476Works just fine on my machine. Maybe stop being a brown poor NIGGER and get a real GPU.
I think Abrams is a gigachad and a i want to main him but i dont understand how are you supposed to playing him besides wasting 80% of the fight trying to bait a false parry from the enemy. let alone doing anything in a teamfight besides being a fat damage sponge.
>>583003385That's like an ancient quake engine quirk that hasn't been a thing since the 00s. The side dash just gives more momentum because valve programmed it like that
>>583003598>Not fit for rankedI promise you I smurf your peak. Its also not just me shitting on them everyone is because they are notorious trolls who throw games or just bad. How do you think people like Metro got so infamous in the first place?
>>583003661Bro just shoot them and stand next to them. If you feel like it occasionally light melee at random to bait a parry but you just shoot/succ them.
>>583003431>>583003478thanks! Graves is probably my fav but looks like it's still decisive tbdesu i think last I played, Gun Graves was meta but I'd assume that was just a phase and she's back to spirit good to know if that fails I can just go back to Ivy/Kelvin and have an enjoyable timeHow's Mina these days? Have also been interested in Vyper but never played her before if she's good and/or fun?
>>583003646I'm gonna keep giving this guy (You)s because it's really funny that he thinks he'll somehow get the same treatment the president of the United States got from facebook if he keeps complaining about valve not letting him say nigger in Deadlock.
I think we should stop responding to a retard that wants attention.
>>583003610yeah except there are no Nurse votes in that SS so clearly you fucking aren't
Solomon doesnt look old enough. he is supposed to be a chess grandpa but he looks like a 30 year old guy with white hair.
>>583003680>>583003385>>583003238https://jslegenddev.substack.com/p/how-to-fix-diagonal-movement-in-2d
>>583003646>GPU??????Are you okay? A GPU to view a website?>legal precedent>posts a tiny excerpt of an article instead of the court documents>article mentions social media and not a game companyI thought you said you had legal precedent? You realize these are different services entirely?
Well, deadtards?How do you respond?
ever since the update they've locked down a lot of various console commands and disabled a bunch of gameinfo.gi convarsthey're probably gearing up for disabling anyh and all convar modifications in the near future
>some retard trying to convince /dlg/ he's not a loser despite posting on cooldown and replying to every post criticizing himCandidate for /dlg/ KWABOTY, for sure.
>>583003909Cookie
>>583003849that's a very rough 30 if that's what 30 looks like to you
>>583003820https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-settles-lawsuit-challenging-biden-administrations-alleged-social-media Regular folks have already set precedents too. Goyim like you are too retarded and okay with the status quo to actually enforce it. Have fun getting banned because of discord trannies all reporting you I guess.
>>583004012the saddest thing was he got BTFO'd last thread and came back for round 2 reposting the same seethe post.
>>583003238Basically dashing has a speed limit attached that only applies to velocity added in your current direction of travel, if you angle your dash slightly away you can bypass that limit.It doesn't make a massive difference just done from a walk but it's pretty noticeable when dropping off a zip or chaining them with stamina mastery.
>>583003909bribe her with alcohol
I want to be spitroasted by billy and rat king while I'm giving it to SilverBut that will never happen because I'm a filthy Ritualist 3
how come you can't corrupt tier 1 and tier 2 items?
>>583004045People smoked and drank a lot in the 40s
why is it that none of the tanks in this game tank and instead of just gankers.>>583003787You don't build gun graves in the sense of damage dealing, but rather debuff applying. Like>no matter what you want duration, echo shard 2, improved spirit, and movement (I double dip, at least 1 stamina item + another, or warp stone, or carpet)you can then go harder on >ult/spirit (tank buster, spirit burn, diviners, mystic reverb applies to 2 zombies as well if you imbue it on ult)>a little gun invest- mystic shot, slowing bullets, or toxic are my preferenceand late game you can go harder on gun debuffs to help teamfights with ricochet and silencer. Inhibitor is also a GREAT item for when playing from behind.>vyperShe's genuinely broken right now.Mina is kinda middling? She's average.
>>583003880Not really different services, both are online platforms that are censoring people's free speech. No amount of jew semantic tricks is going to convince anyone otherwise. Also,>Admitting s(he) plugs his hdmi cable into the integrated graphics to display an image on his monitorThank God I was born white.
I haven't played this game in like a year. I used to enjoy it but my main concern was, just like ASSFAGGOTS, games snowballing too quickly and lasting too long, making 2/3 of the game a miserable experience of getting steamrolled over and over again without being able to do anything.Has this been adressed?
>>582997787>furshit mina modyou might actually need to be killed in real life im ngl
Silver is so hot. i wish her kit wasnt a balancing nightmare that gets nerfed into the ground every other patch until its unplayable.
>>583003849That's a problem in general and I think the art style or artists or something don't do wrinkles so everyone looks way younger. Baba and Grey Talon are also ancient and apparently have immaculate skincare routines. The only way half the cast looks any older is just grey/greying hair. You could take their facial sculpts and rip the texture and it'd be very hard to tell who is anywhere as old as they're supposed to be
>>583004281street brawl
>>583004324she's cute thoughbeit
>>583004281read the thread nigger
>>583004389this says nothing to me. Elaborate
>>583004434https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods
>>583004058This is a settlement of a lawsuit spurred on by an executive order by, again, the president of the United States of America. And settlements don't produce legal precedents because they're not rulings. So no, this is still completely unrelated to your right to call people niggers in a video game without getting banned. As an aside, it's funny you keep using this stuff, I already know about them since I'm a politicsfag. This was a nothingburger that didn't come close to achieving what the plaintiffs hoped to achieve, which was to lay out clear and definitive evidence that Biden's admin censored peoples' opinions by pressuring Twitter. No such evidence was ever produced, so no ruling in favor of that allegation was ever made, thus no legal precedent was set. In effect it ended up just being lip service paid to braindead chuds who unironically think people were being censored over covid bullshit. Keep em coming tho.
STOP RESPONDING TO THE SPERG THATS SO AUTISTIC HE GOT CHAT RESTRICTED IN A FUCKING VALVE GAMEYOU'RE DERAILING THE THREAD>>583004281the snowballing is even worse if you'd believe itthe team who wins the first rift usually wins the game.
They randomly gave dynamo a unique animation when exitting the shop menu
>>583004160i want the rat king to abduct rem and turn him into his sewer concubine that gets raped relentlessly 24/7
>>583004257>these aren't different services because, they just aren't, okay?Then show me actual legal precedent for games. If they're so similar and "MANY BIG TECH COMPANIES" have all had to kneel to "muh freedum", surely you have many examples to show me? Games that is, I don't care what Zion Don told Zuck to do.>non-sequitur and schizobabbleYou are American. No one actually white considers you white, lmao. You are a mutt.Now reply to me with actual legal precedent in games, or don't bother.
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were in the body of your main?
I want to say that while I really really like the new map I completely understand where people are coming from where they say they prefer the vibe of the most recent map before this. And I get where they're coming from because it was a bit more cohesive with itself and the washed out eclipse sunset did look good. The new update oozes more style and personality. It's really nice
>>583004597Thanks for answering instead of sperging out. Can't believe it's become even worse now. Nothing more frustrating than losing in a FPS despite doing much better in a fight because the enemy got better items. I am still going to give the game another try and see for myself.
>>583004337Just revert her nerfs and she'll be fine
What Deadlock ship is this?
Guys how the fuck do you play Solomon? i dont have time to open up the openers menu in the middle of the fight. am i supposed to just blindly spam Scotch gambits?
>>582995995When are they adding an Uber driver jeet?
>>583004769Seven and Kelvin
>>583004769mo & krill
>>583004514Read nigger they even went out of their way to show you direct quotes from the case.
Corrupted items need to stay, in fact they should be stronger. We're in a stomp meta, you already know who's winning by minute 15. Might as well make it end faster and in a funny way instead of being tortured for 40 minutes.
>>582997761Green spike rush
>>583004769Vyper and Lash
>still no spider hero
Your lives belong to me
>>582998178Nah, there's still gonna be nations that refuse to grow past 2012 and religiously stick to league, like chinks or polacks
>>583005216*speaks french*
The baxter society is chasing after Solomon's BBC because it's rumored to be a dangerous monster
>>583004865Those aren't quotes from the case, they're quotes from three associate AGs (not a real job, also all appointed by Trump btw, and one of them is a DEI pajeeta so nice epic chud government you got there) who are talking about the settlement and what it "represents" (nothing), and from the EO itself. Nothing in that screenshot is from the settlement's text, which again would be irrelevant either way because a settlement is not a ruling and therefore cannot be used as legal precedent. Also this is all irrelevant because it's an allegation of government pressure being applied to a company, whereas Valve is just allowed to ban you for saying nigger, so none of this is relevant anyway and I'm just prattling on about it because I'm an autistic politicsfag. God I love retards. I need to leave for work soon but gimme one more so I can nut.
>>583004769Pocket and Harrow
>>583004769Paige and Vyper. That one stripper interaction should've spawned more shipping
>>583005276They're walking right into his trap, tho
>>583005216>black lipstickyjk she rims black men on the regularremodel when yoshi
>>583005275Don't be a snob.
>>583005216>elle parle pas français
>>583005505I see the Americans are starting to wake up
I'd love it if Solomon actually has no idea how to play chess but he has a random ass magic chessboard so he's just been forced to roll with the chess motif
>>583005719Ah yes Knight to Queen 5 check
>>583005602the politics debate 10 posts above you didn't tip you off sooner?
>>583005719someone get this man into the borderlands writing room
>>583005719>connect 4, checkmate.
>>583005216the other yamato mod is better
I slumber, a cucumber
>>583005719>conveniently has somewhere else to be any time someone asks him to play chess
>>583005894Xavier would actually be such a sick Deadlock hero though no cap
>>583005719I summon queen's knight in attack position and place one card face-downi end my turn
>>583005719bishop to rook 9
>>583005719Uno.
>>582999987discord fags killed it
>>583005216post yfw the actual yamato remodel is worse than any of the mods
>>582997282>>582997364>>582997546NTA; I think the nose is fine, off the top of my head a bunch of older cartoon characters were 90% nose, I can only think of the coyote and splinter rn. Also ratatouille rats but they're not oldReal rat heads dont have a "nose ridge" like a dog's head shape so it ends up looking like it's mostly nose, while smaller field mice have shorter snouts too, so the caricature with a larger nose makes senseFor instance, to me Mad Rat's head shape looks more like a mouse than a rat, the head-to-nose ratio is too weighted towards the head size and ends up being more akin to a mickey mouse type of cartoon rodent
>>583004769Rem and Rat King
now that ratking is in what popular fan ideas are we still missing?>lovecraftian sailor/lighthouse keeper>overworked wagie>moth man>classic grey alien>paper boy>street wizard
Anyone got a good drain Geist build?
>>583006163I hope we get regular ratposts once ratking releases
>>583006241The fact GEIST of all characters is played as a gun hero just goes to show how dishonest Deadlock is smfh
>>583006234Reporter I think.
>>583006234Need more north american cryptids
>>583006280I wish rats didn't live for only 2 years and Dwarf rats weren't often lied about so you just get a normal FTT rat that was lied about.
>>583003443He's a big guy...
this looks cool
>>583006234Anprim terrorist squirrel girl
>>583006136The mods suck because they have to maintain the fivehead's hitbox and give her a weird hair or head.
>>583006234Something baseball related.
trvke
I seriously dont understand how do furfags find Chucky Cheese King's ugly goofy mug anyhow attractive. I swear they just saw he has no pants and that immedeatly set their porn-fried brains off. The day valve gives that nigga a pair of boxers will be like several 9/11s in a row to half of this game's community it seems
>>583006241the best you can get is hybrid with extra charge, it's a decent alternative for sustainbut you MUST build gun on her, purple Geist is literally useless
>>583006234i don't usually approve of furries, but making hiim a literal fat cat would be fun
80% of the playerbase in EU is russiansthis games fucking cooked before it even releases
>>583005309There is hundreds of cases like this. Multiple people are fed up with big tech censorship. Go on IG reels or Twitter, they are more edgy than 4chan now. Your troon bullshit will not be tolerated now back to discord and cope about it with the other troons dilating their axe wounds you NIGGER FAGGOT!
>>583006414Congrats champ
>>583006609wasnt there literally a leaked design that was exactly that? had a full model and everything based on the Cheshire Cat.i dont know if it was a bullshit fake leak though.
>>583006480furries got their first crush/nut from tiny tunes adventures and bugs bunny and shit is this even a questionfrankly I'm interested to see his playstyle. Probably a tank given the size and aesthetic but is he going to shoot out summons too?
>>582998428Had a great streetbrawl with invisible Abrams, but I wouldn’t buy it in a normal match.
>>583006658they should make it paid instead of free like 20$
>>583006658Deadlock to russians is like Starcraft to Koreans100% of "EU" comp players are russkies
>>583006280What is your favorite ratpic?
>>583006234Hypnotist early psychologist Freud-type who has a spiral and a watch and makes female heroes drool and have spirals in their eyes and obey his commands
>>583006669Well that was underwhelming after all that waiting. If I'm late to work I'm blaming your faggot ass. Good luck in your crusade against valve and shit.
>>583006234Art Deco Anubis.Biker Werewolf guy.Legally Distinct Not-Ghostbuster.
>>583004281It was better last balance patch, now it's just LoL lite.
>>583006658I will take my fellow Ruskis over some faggot NA troon or a nigger. I hope everyone writes in Russian on text soon.
>>583006234Doughboy using occult stuff
>>583006865
>>583006890Wagecucking too, you are so brown and poor you don't even own your own business. Make sure to season my fries mcKEK
>>583006865I like the warhammer rat edits, hoping for deadlock rat edits too
>>583006947yeah cause ur a faggot raised in a 5th world pigsty that never knew anything better in ur life cause ur people don't ever leave that shithole except for 10 day excursions to prague i'd prefer normal people in my matches instead of clueless slaves
>>583006234>>583006460Classic grey alien and a baseball hero would actually be tuff ahh hell
>>583006846BE isn't r*ssoid, tho, and were also the best team until the stopped scrimming
>>583006947Russia is Nigeria with snow.
>>583006737a cheshire cat character that actively fucks with other players and makes them hallucinate things that aren't there would be 10/10
>>583007071don't worry, when pypa completes the norkification of russia the internet will be completely closed off
>>583006234Dullahan with a horse mechanic that screams and laughs like a maniac would be really fucking fun. (make him a carriage taxi that doesnt want to get replaced by cars for the new york connection?)
>>583006234Judge Holden
>>583007071I lived in Norway, I lived in the states traveled to Japan multiple times. I can say without a shadow of a doubt Russia is better. Yes even better than Prague, outside of the Czech church architecture that place is pretty underwhelming. I would spend my time going to a Lan there to play MOBAs. >>583007158>No homosexuals>No niggers>No feminismThat alone puts above any place in the west.
>>583007158audible kek
>>583007078Why not both.
>>583007401>No homosexuals>No niggers>No feminismall those things are better than ur childhood friend being drafted to die in some smelly trench for some retard's territory war in 2026, at least u can ignore them or laugh at em, ur shithole is mordor nigga ur just coping because u can't leave permanently
>>583007401>>No homosexuals>implying
>>583007401Remember what Trotsky said of the Russian people "The Niggers of Europe"Also I need to remind you that outside of Africa, Russia has the highest raid of HIV/AIDs anywhere. Furthermore, and I shit you not, homosexuality in the military both in Russia and other slavic countries is not only normalized but encouraged as a way to establish your dominance over your lowers.
>>583007401>no niggersrussians ARE niggers, just recolored to pink
>>583007401>Russia>No homosexuals>No niggers>No feminism
>>583007401>>583007513also isn't russia filled with muslims and chechens and mongoloids etc that all regularly rape n steal from the slavsseems even worse than merican niggers to meeither way just MAKE RUSSIA SERVERS YOSHI FAG DOG
Ratking is just not the same without the Big ol' Rat balls with their comical proportions.
>>583007654they're gonna be modded in day 1, dw
>>583007640they already did that in DOTAthe problem is that not even russians want to play with russians, hence everyone is in EU anyways
>>583007654I told you this yesterdayMo ripped them off, it's why he's in the ritual. To get them back.
>>583007307He's what I picture when I think of The Troubadour
>>583007693I think since he's an animal and if they kept them furry and vague valve could of got away with it. Recent games have been doing the horse package on models so in an explicitly nonsexual way it aught to be fine.
>>582998982>/ss/>almost grown man
>>583005425Vyper is too edgy for heccing lesbean sesbian lex pretty girl pretty girls kissing fags (malefags are still gonna somehow outproduce them in fanart and custom skins, just like how they did with doorguy 'n' dwifta)
>>582998982>>583007858yeah let's get realvyper would be based if she tried to seduce rem instead
>>583007760something tells me it would dramatically decrease their number tho
>>583007654They won't even give SIlver's werewolf form humanoid titsOr even a tasteful chest floofIt's so over
>>583007858anyone under the age of ̶1̶8̶ ̶ 2̶5̶ 30 is basically a childkeep up with the news chuddy
>>583006234Skinwalker that debuffs enemies around him because he's creepy af
>>582998982>>582999914>headcanon Silver as bisexualShe is bisexual she literally gets hit on and accepts Celeste's date request after the ritual
>>583007961This too though I think wolf nipples wouldn't really be visible and would be on the lower half? Not sure how humanoid a werewolf would be.
yeah i'm gonna apply to a pro team and become a pro player it's no big deal
>>583007513Yeah that's somehow in anyway worse than Americans going to die for Israel. Also I do not live there and all my friends do not live there or serve if they do. >>583007545Its illegal and we kill them for being faggots. Why do you think only in NA servers trannoids are able to mass report you and get you comm banned? Russia does not give a fuck and we will bully you into suicide>>583007567>believing a jew, jewish lies and biased p-hacked studiesNice try schlomo>>583007576>Russians one of the first countries ever to launch rockets to space>solve the poincare conjecture>Create the periodic table of elementsWhat did your country do again besides infest the west with jeets and niggers?>>583007635>Women who act up get beat>Niggers do not go there and if they do they get called apes and beat up>homosexuals outlawed
>>583008076those lines still caused mass suicides across discord and reddit
>>583007012I want turn of the century and early 1900's tech represented more in-game but I don't think it'll ever quite pan out. There's so many cool intricacies of stuff that you could just slap some candles on and call it a day, just to give the world some more flavor. Stuff like police telephones are already in the test map but since we've just had another map rework and they aren't there I don't think we'll ever see them. Ticker tape, rotary phones, pneumatic tubes, baby cages, streetcars, dumbwaiters, phonographs, and so on. WW1 has a bunch of inventions and style to the weaponry and gesr but I doubt we'll see any of it, especially as it's kind of moving more towards post-1940 in terms of design and less 1920's.
>>583006947None of that matters they cant speak ENGLISH
>>583007640Muslims are designated in their own zones and are more well behaved than the browns in your country because of the chechen wars.
We need a classical composer themed character.
>very few if any balance changes to characters>all my builds and binds got changed or deletedNow I gotta remake my builds and binds. Why is Yoshi like this?
>>583008157oh god you are that ritualposting zigger boganI swear this mongolian basket weaver forum actually only contains like 20 people, everyone else is a bot
>>583008157LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORUSSIA IS LITERALLY THE NIGGER MUSLIM LAND LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583008196English is a bastardized mutt language that only fits other brown speaking mutts. Russian is a based language created by actual whites.
>>583008407Yeah but it sounds retarded when you talk in it so nobody respects itIt's the same phenomenon as with German, Chinese, Finnish, and SpanishYou just sound like a fucking idiot when you talk lol
>>583008157>mass reply canned ziggerbot response*yawn*
>>583008173>baby cagesfucking wild
>>583008393>believing kikepedia>same place that believes the holocaust happened tooGood goyim die for Israel and Zelensky.
i used to think russians were cool but after being exposed to them in deadlock and eve i literally hate them more than nigs and gypsies now
>>583006234An awakened mummy and a cryptid of some sort. Either adapt an existing one or come up with a new one (this one is better since New York has no cool cryptids).We got a lot of cool New Yorker civilian archetypes now but we are still missing two very classic occult ones.
I wish every and each /pol/nigger and 2ch tourist a very bad day
>>583007798I like to think of him as that Pennywise or Ice Cream Man -archetype monster that pretends to be a traditional family-friendly entertainer or public worker, but the doll-like mask with the permanent smile and perfect teeth is just slightly off.
>>583008157nigga nobody's dying for israel, like 10 airmen were killed in some bases, how many of you died for putin's new villages, a million? two? so far, i'm not american I'm european but facts are factsthis kinda zigger shit is perfect example of living 100% in delusional fantasies and propaganda while on the street it's the worst shit u can imagine and 10000x what you accuse your enemies of truly the most brainwashed race>>583008275russians ik tell me moscow is filled with em and on the contrary, your dictator pays for chechens to have 20 kids and build everything in their country while sending russians with 1-2 kids to go die in meatgrinder wars, they probably feel like they own the place lol, your country is cooked it'll be muslim in 30 years, stop barking but this is kinda off topic, basically russians are just cancer in deadlock
Wanna hear a joke?Ivan hears "white" and thinks it refers tohim.
>>583008173>Ticker tapeThere's a ticker tape machine in the hideout that prints out your ranked w/l iirc
>>583008464Tell me you don't get out much without telling me you don't get out much do you travel to anywhere but your glorified favela shithole jewnited states?
Post deadlock memes
why are Paige players always like this?
>>583008635I am white though, I got blue eyes, white skin and half my dna is Norwegian.
Always relish the EU melty.
>>583008716mmmnyo sorry this is a /pol/ general now!
>>583008582Tы гpязный oбeзьянa yбeй ceбя
>>583004393Nose kinda ruins it
>>583006241As someone with more than 1.5k games on GeistHer gun FUCKIN sucks. Buy the same items for her gun as Vindicta and it will suck anyway.There's nothing you can do really to make her gun better. Her second ability slows her down like shit so you can't chase, and without it you can't heal. Hybrid build won't work either because there are so many things you need to fix, like move speed, regen, fire rate, you can't get it all. You have to invest so many souls to go gun only to be slower and weaker than any other gun character in the end, at that point just play Wraith. Gun Geist is just a meme like gun Lash, only bricks unironically play it, because they saw it on YTIn first 10 minutes you should only use and upgrade her bomb to the max to win lane, then her second to suck some Walkers dry.
>>583008716
>>583008991Post build.
>>583008991if you are so good, than why does every single pro at E6 play her as a gun carry?
>>583008808they raceplay with their black boyfriends as slaveowners
>>583008991>anon has 1.5k games on geist>doesn't know how to play her like the #1 geist doeslmao you're shit
>>583008609Neither of these things are true. What is true is that Zelensky has imported millions of hasidic jews to Ukraine after all the fighting age men died. I talk to people in Moscow, Saint Petersburg and Crimea regularly and none of that is true. You don't see browns outside of designated mudhutts.
>>583008808not me. i play paige and i virtue signal to tilt people.
>>583008941Я дyмaл, Google cклoнять в пepeвoдчикe нayчилcя. 6 тыcяч дaтa-цeнтpoв нyжнo eщё пocтpoить, чтoбы cилёнoк ocилить «мoгyчий» пoявилocь.
>>583008808I'd rather this than the sex pests who have names like "bunny feetlover queen" or some shit and always rotate between Paige/Celeste/Rem. It's fucking weird. Why act like that? Attention? Yeah, but you could just again get attention and recognition by being friendly and normal, or funny. Or hell even just being rude and terrible. The trolling/perversion crossover confuses me
>>583008703Your language will ever be anything but a meme, don't make that my problem thanks dumbo
>>583009151pros are retarded, they think express shot shiv is good kek
>>583009151Because they play with a team and can get their ass carried for 35 minutes before her gun build actually starts being barely decent?
>>583009326why aren't you out there making money then? oh right because you don't actually know what you are talking about
Man, if I could aim, I'd be a lot better at this game then.
where do you even find art for this game? and I'm not even talking gooner shit i just wanna see cool art the booru's seem to have very very little
>>583009048Yes SIR
>>583009441twitter
>>583004690I don't think cohesion to the level of the old map was healthy for the game. There's going to be an adjustment period, but I'm already getting way better callouts from teammates on the new map.
>when you buy corrupted Glass Cannon on Drifter
>>583009194You have 9 bullets in a mag for 40 minutes retard and then you might have faster reload if that spellslinger procs before you die
>>583009248Я нe иcпoльзyю никaкoй Google Translate дeбил Здecь этoгo oхyeннoгo AI тoжe нeтy B cлeдyющий paз пoпpoбyй гoвopить пo нopмaльнoмy и нe иcпoльзoвaть никaкoй Google
>>583009379seething zoomie fuck off back to your ttv stream already faggot
>>583009609skill issue lmao
Rusnigs truly are subhuman
>>583008157>complaigns about immigrants>is an immigranttypical siberian nigger. go back to your country, subhuman. hitler should have gassed your entire bloodline>one of the first countries to launch rockets to spaceAll that to cook a couple dogs and lose the space race LMAO>solved the whoopty doopjecture and created tables with periodswew>niggers do not go there and if they do they get beat upt. niggerman whose entire commie shithole dreams of crying about le anti-imperialism and liberating the third world LMAO>homosexualism outlawedtell that to the russian armed forces, seems like they didnt get the memo LMAO>what did your counry do besides infest the west with jeetd and niggers?Caused the Dymitriads
>>583009609have you tried dash jumping and getting 6 additional shotsor sliding for infinite ammo, which is comically easy with fleetfootasking for a friend
>>583009652>no argumentslet me guess, you are "stuck" in Oracle? all of this because you keep getting "rigged matches"? never your fault?
If they just changed Geist gun to be a little more shotgun like, not full abrams but somewhere between the two, I would literally play no one else.
>>583009771so go play pocket then
>>583009696No, so many times some fucking Haze players were seething over my bomb build only to see my MVP in the end
>>583009292Aмepикa пoлнocтью пиздeц блядь
Playing Bebop on the new map and hooks are completely freeIt's so fucking open
>>583009839>geist>skills I like, gun I hate, so hybrid sucks>pocket>skills I hateno
>>583009890oh you're shitlow that makes sense
>>583008157Anon, russians aren't white.
Yo, pshek in the thread. A rarity.
design a mobik (formerly vatnik) hero for deadlock
>>583009985as is always the case
>>583009754>or sliding for infinite ammowhat
>>583009890Dude haze bomb stats are cosmetic. She gets a shit ton of player damage that accomplishes very little. You can be a mouth breathing ape that contributes nothing to the entire game yet still end up with top damage on bomb geist. And I say this as someone that's only mid level skill wise.
>>583010185Try shooting while sliding and seeing what happens to your ammo
>see cyrillic in the name>mute them before the match begins>experience immediately vastly improvedit's that simple>>583010185LMAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>583009747Not Siberian I was born in Crimea. >brown doesn't understand the importance of a 200+ year unsolved math conjecture or the importance of the periodic table of elementsGuess the reading illiteracy memes were true. Russia does not care about liberating shit we see how retarded western europeans are and learn to not be like them by outlawing globohomo>jew lie about armed forcesGuess if we are going down that route all prisoners in America get buttraped and your whole country is about getting buttraped by niggers to the point you let nigger faggots parade your son in a dress. >more niggerbabbleOoga booga to you too monkey.
>>583009754>dash >waste your stamina>congratualitons you just had 6 (SIX) additional bullets>fleetfoot only gives slow resist for like 4 seconds>your health is going down from your first and third>your second slows you downHey but you just had 6 more BULLETS for 3200 souls
>melee quarters>melee lifesteal>monster rounds>rebuttalSeeing fellow m1ggers buy these items. Brother, just buy the CulSac. It literally solves every problem.
>>583010185>whatI share a general with these people
Is it just me or does shooting feel horrible this patch? I feel like I miss 90% of my shots and I deal zero damage unless my target is standing still
>>583010185>1.5k geist games>doesn't know that sliding gives infinite ammoLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583010185
>>583010108But we already have a gelatinous, cubic hero
>>583010013>Literally the first Europeans ever>indo european>come from the caucus mountains>heritage shared with vikingsIf Russians are not white no one is.
>>583010301>>583010329100% chance its a new player butting in with a question and not the original anon
>>583010185retard
>>583010225I can literally defend our walker solo against the whole team and 1v2 versus Wraith and Dynamo with bomb Geist, what are you talking about?
>>583010185>the bomb geist shill doesn't know thisdear lord
>>583010108Viscous already has an ability to turn people into cubes
>>583010452>>Literally the first Europeans everrussians are rapebabies from finland and sweden lmao
>>583010354Turn off all the shit around the lifebar like names, critical damage, or damage dealt. Change "recent damage" from yellow to black It makes shooting a lot better, you can barely see your target with all that shit on
why is GT such an unpopular pick? like, besides the fact he's shit rn he's always unpopularhe's fun to play imo
>>583010185I share a general with someone who can't even be let out of the house without a helmet and a designated handler.
>>583002741I feel like if you cant find a way to work with idiots then you really should not be touching mobas. There was a game i played with a Wraith who was feeding a ton and we lost 2 of our walkers, but our team won because we got momentum and a late game push due to our team comp (victor, lash, wraith). Point is, if you fling insults when you get upset at your team it kind of makes everyone less interested in working as a team.
>shitlow opinions
>>583010302>convieniently dodged the part where i point out im not a yankee mutt and none of those things apply to meRussskies making a whore out of logic, a tale as old as time ;)
>>583009194>mercmag overflowIs that real? Didn't her base bullet dmg get nerfed?
>>582999186I've said really heinous shit in this game, I have no idea what absolutely retarded meltdown you had to go on to actually get banned for it.
>>583010392one same person replies to my posts
>>583010185sex with retards
>>583009895>stupid-looking upside down square lettersNot helping your case there, Ivanovski
>>583010452I'm sorry, but based on the doctrine of Nazi germany, russians are non-white. That means russians can't be trad, russians can't be based and russians can't be a first world country.Russians simply aren't part of the club. A russian trying to pretend they are white is some uncle ruckus ass shit.
>>582997158Easy access
I want rat to win, I just want somebody else who can enter the goddamn tunnels and rape rem
>>583010329just a reminder that 95% of /dlg/ are acolyte and below
can someone explain why this game is popular? I just got invited to the playtest and played a few games and this is the most unoptimized movement slop tranny slop game ive ever played who is actually having fun on this game. is it just design by committee garbage? why do trannies love infiltrating every game community, demand the game becomes insanely difficult to get into, then suck balls at the game and say aww frick after going 0-10 in lane?
>>583010685Yeah because its totally different in the UK or whatever muslim vassal state you come from. I bet they outlaw trannies touching kids there like they do in Russia. >>583010620Wow bro so you play in shitlow and got to 45+ minutes into the game with some of the best hyper scalers in the game. Guess I should just expect the enemy team to be as bad as your bricklow lobbies.
>>583010583you are at the mercy of teammates to get any bird stacks, and if you don't amass a ton of stacks, he's got such weak damage. stack mechanics are terrible across the board, but it's the most awkward on GT
>>583010869good thing he's winning then lol
>>583010303Faggots have nothing to say except hey buy another item, and then buy more and more only to make her gun stil suck in the end, meanwhile bomb geist works just fine out of the box.
>Everyone (redditors) have been asking for a rat king since the game dropped>Anon (retard): "I want rat to win"
>>583010956the people killing you 10 times lol
>>583010826>but based on the doctrine of Nazi germany>Russians simply aren't part of the clubWhat club would that be? Losers of world wars? I think Russia can easily apply.
I don't care who wins. I just need Violet to lose.
>>583010185one of my favorite reruns, "retard butts into reply chain and makes one party look comically worse". why does it happen so often? is it just dumb people not having basic decorum?
>deadlock thread>look inside>it's actually a /pol/ thread
>>583010826>redditor trying so hard to larp as a polack.If you did your history you would know that literally every race of people was accepted into the SS and the reason Hitler hated Russians was more political than anything otherwise he would never let them join the SS. Hitler hated the communist jews that took Russia over and tried to destroy Germany. >>583010823Whatever you say Cletus, not all of us are brown mystery meat niggers. Some of us can speak multiple languages.
>>583011118That's every thread on 4chan
>>583011032I though identifying with losers of wwii is what every white supremacist wants
>>583011118It was bound to happen. MOBAs have a broad appeal worldwide which inevitably forces different cultures in close proximity to each other for extended periods of time and confirms biases and stereotypes.
>>583011020I was saying why I want it, not asking "gee I hope he wins lol"
>>583011118Pretty regular occurrence>ruskie mentioned>nafoids seethes>vatniks respond with the same spergy vitriol>half of the thread is chunks of chug/ugh what can you do? to chinese century or something
Heroes with this aura?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRKssw_KucA
>>583011047Everytime I see a violet voter, I ask if they play valorant 7/8 times so far I have been right
>>583011020>people want the objectively best concept and voiced character of the batch to win>this perturbs and befuddles anon who lashes out by calling anyone who disagrees with him a retard or a r*dditorPerhaps it's time to take your meds.I also voted Rat King, thougheverhowbeit.
He knows what he wants
So now that skins are basically confirmed through datamining when are we getting the brown poo viscous skin DLG?
>>583006234Female Ixian......Cadence...
played my first few games of doorman and hes kinda..... fun?maybe im a supportcuck after all
>>583011056you'd think the newfags would learn how to use >ntapeople don't say "lurk for 3 years before posting" for shits and giggles
>>583011764Doorman is not a support.
>>583010958Fake russoid larper doesnt know what dymitriads are and who caused em LMAOOOOWe raped you so hard your country still celebrates the day of independence from us
>>583006234i need a flatwoods monster occultist
>>583006712It's okay I'm now going on a loss streak of biblical proportion.
>>583002395Most cases of homosexuality are caused by child molestation, although not usually by parents. For examples see >>>/v/748673529
>>583006234The teacher archetype is still missing>>>/wsg/6244764
>>583011892He can work well as a support disruptor.
>>583006234Second werewolf who is a high culture trophy hunter who became a werewolf purely to hunt increasingly more dangerous game who revels in his newfound power and looks down on Silver for not embracing her "blessing", often trying to encourage her. Kind of a foil to Silver and Drifter.
>>583006234Country trash hick. Bonus point if he's black and extremely racist.
>>583011935>dymitriads>not even spelled right>never heard of it cuz its irrelevant like your country whose whole history was being canon fodder between the real countries of Germany and Russia during ww2>Got raped so hard you cried to the globalists for help>Raped so hard you can't even take back the western part of Ukraine>Legalized feminism>Legalized faggotryLol, lmao even. You will be next after Jewkraine.
>>583006234A landlord
>Victor's ass size was increased>Billy's ass size was decreased What is going on at Valve that this is what they spend their time doing?
Funny how I'm only seeing m1 players vote violet when she's spirit.
>>583009104Are you going to try it or no?
so apparently rat king was a fan concept. im still voting danny
Holy fuck rusnigs are delusional
>>5830121026 losses in a row is nothing. Stay tilt-free and you win that game 7 and get all those shields back (lol)
>>583011892Teleporting your entire team to rape someone is supporting
>>583012538Data analysis showed Deadlock needed less appeal to arabs and more appeal to south americans
>>583012538they did retopo on them to prepare for cosmetics/face animation, the ass changes were incidental
>>583012232>legalized faggotryim fairly sure we just passed a law that renders gay marriages taken abroad as null and void but sure>cant even retake western ukrainewhy would we? were not some toothless illiterate niggerchimps to chase after territories completely void of our people or any development>your country is irrelevantZvezda TV begs to differ, but ight nigga
>>583008076Thats not explicitly a date, theyre just getting drinksMeanwhile Abrams and Silver fuck like animals crazy style.
>>583012594>l2r slop>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>healing rite>trophy>mystic slow instead of just buying fleet foot>RESCUE BEAM>UNSTOP HEALING TEMPO BEFORE EEkys, ritualist pig
>>583012609>fan conceptpeople said Apollo was a fan concept too and they're all moronsThe fencer forum post had almost nothing in common with Apollo and same goes for Rat. Rat has also been hinted at for months with those rat traps so people connected the dots and started hyping up the fan concept because of them
>>583012759>this was created by a female EXPLICITLY for the female gazeAnd it shows...
How do you get good counter spelling pocket ult?
oh good i was worried there was a single thread on 4chan not about the VERY important happenings in eastern europe
When are they adding a cunny hero?
>>583013001right after you kill yourself, disgusting pedophile freak.keep your disgusting mental illness to yourself.
>>583013001Sorry, deadlock team are all furry shota fags
>>583012942>oh hey im near 1-5 of my teammates if i were pocket i'd like to ult this>oh hey theres pocket, he'll probably ult>pocket epicly pull out briefcase (parry here)
>>583012942Watch for the circle around him to pop up rather than the affliction sound clipBind parry to something you can press instantly without moving your fingers like mousewheel down.
>>583013053based
>>583013053
>>583013001Icefrog knows loli is too powerful and barred it from Dota.
>>583012939I mean... thats sorta what he is in loreSome crazed whore made her perfect husbando from random body parts but then had to bailpaige did it using abrams' tome
>>583012542average m1 is too dumb to realise this and just vote for attractive character.
>>583011935>We raped you so hard your country still celebrates the day of independence from usThat's a myth. Russian Independence Day is June 12th. Unity Day is a holiday in November but it's only really a national holiday because there always used to be a holiday in November celebrating the October Revolution (calendars, I know) but it was decided Russia shouldn't celebrate Communism that much anymore, so the next closest date of historical relevance was chosen.It's not even really celebrating independence since Poles were never in charge of Russia in first place, it merely celebrates them being kicked out of Moscow by the Novogrodians - hence Unity day - a different part of Russia came to aid of Moscow instead of deciding to separate.
>>583012594you've got to be fucking trollingthere is no way someone is this fucking stupid
>>583012124Anon, Dynamo literally works in a school.
>>583013284hey bud im in there too you posted in the wrong thread thoever
>>583012594I do not look for more than a second at a build missing 4.8k spikes
>>583012830Trophy gives me radius and speed you retard, why would I need those fucking fleetfootsMystic slows the enemies in my enormous puddles, they take more damage and can't escape my life drain.Unstop is more important at the boss fight so you should buy it sooner than EE. go watch more youtube videos from underage twinks who only had like 100 games combined you dingus
>>583012759bald victor looks good. reminds me of frankenstein's monster in the del toro movie.
>>583007513>all those things are better than ur childhood friend being drafted to die in some smelly trench for some retard's territory war in 2026That only happens in Ukraine.>ur just coping because u can't leave permanentlyThat only happens in Ukraine.Most of Russia is poor as shit though, he must have visited Moscow
Solomon confirmed to have an official Valve Uncle Ruckus skin in the works
>>583013284>>583013407>warhammer virgins lurking /dlg/I guess that's why Valve is working on the PvE mode, for some inexplicable reason there's an overlap between Deadlock players and people with reaction time measured in minutes.
>Geist build without berserker Brimstone brick hell
Just ran into a brool 4 stack that were farming violet votes I'm gonna be sick.
>>583013595on total war I chillon deadlock I sweat and i think i have ok reactions movement is my problem, hopeless at it...
Rat Kang or busta bumboclatt
>>583013595You wouldn't make it past turn 10 of a legendary/VH campaign buddy
>>583013595that why i play mo
How's Dynamo nowadays? I haven't played since last year.
>>583013453>sir pls invest souls in a gun with 9 bullets that slows you down, better yet you can drop everything in it and it will be weaker than vindicta's rifle anyway but you have to invest duh
>>583013469this has got to be THE crowing post for Dunning Kruger HOLY FUCK
>>583013861you still exist to cast black hole
>>583013861Games are still decided by your ult so good by default.
>>583013870>I put zero power into my gun and it does no damageImagine that
>>583013290Proof?
>>583013969>>583013974Does stomp still deal a million damage or no?
>>583013469Anon mystic slow doesn't do anything for dashes. People will just dash out of your bomb. Its why Ivy relies so much on stone form to keep people in her kudzu. You're literally just playing worse Ivy.
>>583013870>geist mains with 1.5k games don't even know how fleetfoot worksyou guys are so fucking retarded lmao
>>583014094It does less than it used to but it still chunks if you just eat them
>>583013921>broooo duuude what you just said was omg i cant even holy fuckRefute him, faggot.
>>583013861He's good but never ever ever raw queue Dynamo in ranked. You can see the enemy's initial team comp during pregame and switch characters. If a someone counterpicks Sinclair upon seeing a Dynamo you're so fucked.
>>583014139he's a shitlow, what do you expect
>>583014094It does alright damage, and the range is nowhere near what it used to be a year ago. Its more about the knockup imo.
>>583014094it doesn't nuke the entire horizon anymore but its still a pretty good nuke
>>583014217>*refutes you*>*blasts shit out my ass*
For those struggling with silver in the late game I unironically suggest just rushing unstop and spamming heavy melees into grouped enemiesMy winrate soared on her after grugmaxxing and losing all braincells, its stupid as hell but works.
Fuck how do you learn rem tunnels these are confusing. I need like a map that marks the paths and entrances, or a UI element that makes the entrances visible through walls.
>>583013469>Trophy gives me radius and speed you retard, why would I need those fucking fleetfootsIt gives you fuck all. 1600 souls wasted in early game to get Sprint Boots and -15% damage vs. NPCs, ruining Geist's early pushing potential.
>>583014404silver with corrupted frenzy is unkillable
>>583011506Hating Russoids is not isolated to just NA. The rest of Europe also hate them, including me, but not for political reasons. Simply because they suck at games and are horrible teammates to have.
>>583014452Russians are great teammates, fun comms. It's western Euros who never talk and will throw the match because you talk.
>>583014587found the ruzzoid
Why's this game make people so angry? I must admit I am not well versed in modern multiplayer games that actually have active voice chat but I've played multiplayer games before and I don't think any compare. MW2 of yesteryear, maybe, but that was kind of the culture of the game, like you went to the pre-game to talk shit and yell. But this game has something to it where I for the first time in years hear people go absolutely livid on the mic, yelling like they're burning alive. It's pretty funny, but what exactly about this game makes that happen?
>teammate keeps charging in alone and screeching at the top of his lungs in his mongol language if you don't join his idiotic suicide rush>screeches if you join in and die as well
>>583008594Mummy who climbed out of a museum exhibit during the first maelstrom (actually might have been too early for a full fledged museums, but could have just been a mummy showing party/exhibition at some rich guy's house) but is actually chill and good person would be cool. Leans on his age and experience to help others.Make him a likable curmudgeon like Keeper of the Light. Also people would get to make Pharaohs curse memes with him, it would be funny. Not sure how you would add the conflict in the character necessary to lead to him partaking in the Ritual.Doesn't even need to be a guy honestly good be like Khalida from Warhammer Fantasy that would be neat.>>583008594An old salty sailor is definitely something we're missing. He should get a harpoon that can stick an enemy's corpse onto the wall like a physics object if it kills. If you want to make him have a bit more occult sauce have him half way into becoming a Deep One, but still keep the fisherman/sailor aesthetic. Like make him look like Captain Haddock from Tintin, but you can see some gills peeking out from his neck.
>>583014587>"hey can you do x">"*incomprehensible language that no one else in the game speaks*"Yeah, great comms.
>>583014668because most MOBA players have nothing else going for them in their lives
>>583014137Mystic is optional but when they jump out of the puddle, I'm still on them with my second, then I make another puddle. >1v2 versus Wraith and DynamoIt really happened like 5 hours ago, I only had like 5k more souls than Wraith, I killed them both.
>>583014668because losing means I just wasted 3 hours of my life>1 Hour to gain my MMR>1 hour that I've lost>1 hour to get back what I've lost.
fuck gunshit and fuck tihs game
>>583014217Not the original poster but>Not a single gun item even though it is free real estate>Healing rite and Rescue Beam even though the build is already invest in Radiant Regen>Healing Tempo as the first 6,4k>Holding off on spirit vuln until the build is already in the 25 range (it is bought after Healing Tempo)>Trophy Hunter on one of the fastest farmers in the game>Not a single good survivability item before the 40k range>Upgrading Healing Booster after Rescue BeamIts a hilariously bad build. What is it even trying to accomplish?
>>583014736He speaks the international language of Europe, if you want to talk in American go to NA servers.
>>583014428-15% damage vs. NPCs,You're stupid, I said bomb first, who tf cares about -15% on gun when you can clean camps in seconds with her bomb and push lanes across the map
>>583014898>spiritsissies just want the game to play itself and be rewarded for a single button press>m1ggers only want to press W+M1surely there must be a balance somewhere
>>583014956>russoids really think this
>>583014587>chimps out the second game goes in enemy's favor>in rare cases it can communicate in broken english but mostly it's incoherent slav screeching>prone to autistic farming when it thinks team is losing
>>583015023MELEE CHADS
>>583014956just how delusional are you?
>>583014408there are guides on the 'tube, but honestly just spend 20 minutes running through them back and forth and you'll find they are not as complex as they seem.
>>583015170the most unga of the bungaI almost respect the dedication to keep it caveman simple
>>583015208Everytime I see this webm I just can't imagine someone ever being that delusional.
>>583014948>Healing Tempo as the first 6,4kThis one yeah, that was silly of me, as for the others - you have no idea what you're talking about. Go and play this build. Beam is not for me, it's for my team, nothing makes them scream "omg let me suck your cock" louder than saving them with it
>>583015513Anon there are other characters that should be building beam. Not the bitch that wants to be close with her 2 and ult.
i'm convinced geist mains are the most retarded niggers in the game now
Cadence is coming...eventually...hopefully...
>>583015208vatniggers dont actually believe this when ukraine was supposed to be a 2 day job right?oh wait sorry, 2 month job.
No wonder I never see Geists accomplish anythingThey spent 40k on literally nothing
I trademarked the reverb bomb geist almost 2 years ago now.
>>583015635consider the humble Paige player
>>583013870>1.5k games on a singular hero>doesn't know how or what fleetfoot even doesI think you might unironically, in the clinical sense, be retarded.
> New York Theme> Asian PainterMayli lore and noone upload Violet version
>>583015635nah that goes to Haze players>>583015685most of the purple geists see the player damage numbers and think they did good when the reality is that they did literally nothing for the entire game
>>583015690I love reverb I just wish I played more characters that made good use of it.
delete double hook from the game
>>583015690i miss reverb working with her ult
>>583014948you also forgot to mention that fleetfoot reduces slows (giest 2) and ALSO removes gun shooting MS penalty. literally a 2 in 1 solution and that retard doesn't even consider it.genuine fucking retard of a subhuman that guy is.
>>583015879?
>>583014948Trophy Hunter makes sense if he's not investing in gun at all. I don't think it's that bad. You can build some stupid/weird shit and win, you (well not really you) are just freaking out because he's not playing the meta. Healing Tempo is probably the worst part of this build, Spirit Resilience would be a lot better
This wouldn't happen if they made Geist's gun feel good and easy to use.
When are they adding sex to this game?!
>>5830160375 minutes
>>583015958>if he's not investing in gun at allwhich is still a retarded fucking play because every giest player in a sentient elo is going Hybrid.>>583016009it's a really simple gun, how dogshit are you?if you can't aim with geist you can't aim with anyone.
reminder that the geist main is european (90% likely to be russian)
>>583015513>Beam is not for me, it's for my team, nothing makes them scream "omg let me suck your cock" louder than saving them with itweird buy on Geist but so much thisit's insanely fun on Kelvin where you can just skate in and fvcking yoink someone into the air before slidddding off
damn, m*tro really fell off hard
>>583015917lmao would the reverb just kill people?
>>583015930i am going to curse your entire lineage
>>583016173
>>583016009>It's the dev's fault I'm retarded
>>583016168rope stream soon
>>583015513I'd probably just build something like>Resto shot>Mystic Regen>Monster Bullets>(Extra regen)>Mystic Expansion>Mystic Burst>Healing Booster>Radiant Emblem>Cultist Sacrifice>Radiant Regen>Enduring Speed>Berserker>Warpstone>6,4 sloppa
I feel like the game's artstyle is moving in an unfortunate direction.The "six new heroes" update had a much tamer and, in my opinion, a better artstyle.
>Matchmaking gave the enemy team people who group up>Matchmaking gave you people who refuse to group up>You simply just lose and there is zero counter play to this regardless of skillAwesome game design
>>583012759>no penisknew he was trans <3
>Geist gun is>le bad!!!you have to be a shitlow DEMON to think Geists gun is bad.
>kelvin silver convo confirms wereotters are real tooREPRESENTATION WHEN
why yes I throw games if my team did not vote for the character I clearly told them to pick, how could you tell?
>>583016342it's literally the exact same refined artstyle that they've honed in on for a year now you blind nigger>wahhhh wahhhh wahhhh le change is le bad
>>583016172It definitely couldYou can still chase some of that with Focus Lens but it's mostly just if you're already winning for fun
>not a single match I've gotten into has there been less than half rat king votes>i'm the only nurse vote everI hate this playerbase so goddamn much
>>583016457post proof (post game scoreboard). Atleast two examples. Thanks.
>>583015606Some people don't know when to pull back.>>583016104I like when my patron says: ""Geist... how unlike you to care for the others."
how manyh soul difference on standard to know the game is over?
>>583016467I don't get why people say the artstyle changed. It's the same, just more detailed and refined. Now I agree that those characters might not fit the setting as it was originally envisioned, but in terms of how they look it's exactly in line with the rest of the artstyle.
>>583016526It was obvious rat would be first What comes after in voting is more interesting
>>583016342Not really? These are more out there design concepts but they're still in line with the game's art direction for the most part.
>still no cowboy hero
>>583016529Today Paradox doesn't steal She GIVES life
>>583016526deadlock's playerbase is largely 80% reddit/twitter/discord/gay furries
has performance since patch been dogshit for anyone else too (and is there a fix)game was running perfectly before
Vote Baba nigga
>>583015660I'll still hope...I'll still believe...One day...Cadence...
>>583015958Anon, he builds neither damage, mobility or survivability before Witchmail. The only way he is getting kills is by people accidentally dying to the ult as they are pounding the shit out of him
Good afternoon to harrowbros, dannybros,bababros and solomonGODSBad afternoon to king cucksFriendly greetings to violetchuds
Rat king or bust
>>583016742No if anything it feels smoother
Thinking of playing again at the weekend, how's the update overall?
>played my first game in months>4 votes for ratking from me, about 13 from everyone else in total with bonuses>2 votes for nurse>1 for danny>1 for baba
>absolutely raping the enemy team>1v2 double kill + walker>my team is long somehow>they keep dying >we lose>5 commends from the enemy teamaight, I'll take it I guess
>>583016554Just get corrupted heroic aura and win anyway
>>583017182Sometimes you just lose but you can be satisfied with your performance
Just getting back into the game after months of not playing, did they giga buff Geist? Literally every Geist i've seen has been an unkillable machine that melts you in seconds
>>582998752her dispel and counterspell aren't needed for anything other than knockdown in general, your knockdown actually gives her the value for those items. if she's on the ground she's dead no matter what greens she has
NEETocracy ratking landslide
>>583017328She's pretty much the same as she has been.
>>583017135They completely reworked the map so it depends on how you adapt and feel about it. Other than that the game plays how it's been playing
>>582996750sauce
>>582998452im holding out hope that the fucker rocket jumpsif he doesn't my dick will shrivel into a fucking walnut
>in a month we're going to be used to having a jetpack skeleton and bench grandma in all of our gameshuge step up in weirdness from the last two batches, wonder if they'll play it safe for the last 6
Russian servers when
>everyone follows the meta, you must be some kind of sheeple npc if you don't copy the build of my favorite streamer like everyone else does!!!Listen to what you're saying, (You) are less sentient than someone experimenting with their own build.
Archmother mid lane is so fucking bad, hidden king has 100000 escape and juke options while archmother has like 2
>>583017974these are the last 6 anon
I hardly see Rem anymore, is he shit nowadays?
why so big?
Billy kinda cracked now for some reason. Is it the jungle? He was already good at farming camps and they're easier now for melee.
>>583017860judging by the gauge and the gas pump handle i'd start preparing for transition
>>583018169We needed a third tit monster to compliment Paige and Geist. Everything good comes in 3s
>>583018097there is a difference between a competent player fucking around with lightning scroll vindicta or express shot shiv as opposed to a seeker geist player insisting that rushing healing tempo as your first 6.4k is better than building gun on her
I am a supportcuck who used to be in Oracle, but after the rank reset I am stuck in seeker and on my way down to initiate. Should I just give this shit up and play a carry? I always have the lowest amount of deaths on my team but this must be my fault, at this point
Danny is gonna have the techies ult and fucking explode himself
>>583018169Milk
>>583018134>44/50>blogpost saying they want to keep adding and refining the gameplay before officially leaving early development and going open betasure
>>583018197I don't think Billy has ever been bad since the day he released
>>583018347Cadence...
>>583018372supports don't exist in deadlockthe sooner you understand this the sooner you can get out of shitlow
good morning rem fuckers and rat fuckers
>>583018146Chasing him in the new map is like running through a junglegym trying to catch a miniature usain bolt covered in oil so people all instantly focus him down without even comming
>>583018134Unlikely. Over the next year we'll see more refinements of the map and then we'll get another big batch that coincides with an item rework, and then we'll enter a publuc beta from there. The game is still far from release
Stop being a bitch. Just go in. Grapple a nigga, power slash their ass, crimson slash their nuts, ult, do it all again, recharge, ult, do it all again. STOP BRING A BITCH, JUST GO IN
>>583018372>I always have the lowest amount of deaths on my teamThis matters, so so so little. Like I cannot stress to you enough, how this is likely the issue. Do you also have the highest hero and/or objective damage? If no then you aren't making an impact. You cannot just play passively so that you have a nice look K/D ratio and expect to win. Deaths do not matter. A death in lane is worth less than a wave 30 min in. You cannot tell anything from death count alone but the fact its the stat you're most concerned about is pretty telling. You're more concerned with not feeding than having an impact on the game. I don't care if you think you're a support, you need to have an impact on the game or you won't have much impact on whether you win or lose. Death count says nothing about you having an impact and in fact consistent low death counts in games your losing points to low game impact.
>>583018735noooolet him eat!
>>583018731i mean if it's past 20-25 minutes then yeah not dying is pretty important unless you just wanna give them midbossbefore then yeah deaths don't matter too much unless it's giving the carry a solo kill lead or two (and even that's managable if your team locks in on focusing them but that's a big if)
>>583015660Next batch with boho
>>583018706They actually said the one thing besides items they confirmed want to get into the game before release is a prototype of the cosmetics and how they will work so they can get feedback on them.
>>583018475yeah that was a kneejerk reply from me, let me reiteratethey're definitely not going to do open beta anytime soon, and there will likely be one more batch right before that, but there's what i wanted to point out: it'll be 1-1.5 years before the next batch comes out. so this is the last batch we'll have for the next 12 months
Mo & Krill, Apollo, Abrams (Enemy Team), and Kelvin either need to be deleted or just make their entire kit 0 buttons no gun. I fucking HATE these freaks.
Im starting to win more today feels good
>>583018372Supports are more or less about making plays for your team to take advantage ofOf course your kit still revolves around helping your teammates, but there's a reason why supports tend to have big CC moves like Rem's sleep, Dyanmo's ult and stomp, Viscous' punches, Paige's root and ult, and so onWhile YOU don't have a lot of power to take advantage of that kind of disruption, your more damage focused teammates doSo know your kit and keep your eyes peeled for moments to be disruptive
>>583018995yeah that's a realistic outlookI'm not expecting anything until next summer besides the item update.
>>583019056>Mo & Krill,Understandable>Apollo, Skill issue>Abrams (Enemy Team),Skill issue>and KelvinUnderstandable
>>583019149Paige support is kinda iffy I've seen her work better as pure spirit glass cannon.
Shiv: You know the Baxter's society been tracking you for a few decades nowSolomon: I know everyding.Shiv: Then you know how it all ends after the ritual, don't ya?Solomon: I've been hounded by black dogs longer than you've been aliveShiv: That you have. What'd you do to get the Baxter society on you anyway? You're no killer. Solomon: Dey call it the great white crime...
>>583018917>i mean if it's past 20-25 minutesThe average deadlock game is like 40 min, you're talking about more than half the match. For shorter games you're talking about an even higher percentage of the match. Death count does not fucking matter. If you care about it as a stat over hero damage, objective damage, kill participation or networth you are a fool. I'm obviously not saying he should get himself killed when the enemy can take mid but the reality is I see people like this anon sometimes. One of my friends whose a lower rank than me plays like him. People get so shook about feeding that they stand ten thousands yards back and contribute so little and then go "well at least I didn't feed". It's just the feedback he needs based on what he's saying. As I said, low deaths and consistently losing is a sign of low game impact. If he had high deaths, low kills/damage and was losing I would say he needs to play more conservative. I'm just basing what I'm telling him on what it seems like his issue is based on his own description.
Da baggster societeh...
>>583019303The problem is most people who feed are not feeding with purpose. They are just all around clueless, just going through the motions.For the record I give feeders a pass if they have exceptionally high obj damage especially, or their lane partner is ended up having a really good early game that they likely contributed to
>>583008808Bryce fuck blacks
Yawana kno why yt moves first? Becoz I let dem.
>>583019592Ok but the dude I responded to wasn't feeding so what are you yammering about? Like I said, that was specific advice for a specific person based on their issues.
I will honest with you I much preferred when the shitposting was limited to the artifactfag sperging out or the tftroon having the 12th melty of the day
fuck standard so fucking muchthe people who play there are so fucking miserable they dont even wanna winim never gonna play anything other than my dogshit lineup i had 2 months agoso now i gotta be miserable in ranked because i cant play what i want in a competitive environmentfucking woke nigger community holy shit fucking nuke this generation and start over
>>583019254Oh you absolutely can play them like that tooIt's just that the general idea is for you to provide the CC and help single out potential picks for your team
>>583018731I mean tbf, it does matter when your right lane are two retards going 1-15 against a Vindicta and Bebop.Game was so fucking funny I couldn't even be mad.
>>583020056>fuck standard>don't want to win >miserable in ranked >can't play what I want in a competitive environmentthat competitive environment is ranked and not standard you retarded spastic fucking troglodyte
>we just think remodels are something that makes sense to do closer to the release of the game, when the funda->MORE IVY MODEL WORKERINO YOU SAY? COMING THE HECK RIGHT UPI'm fine with Valve not getting the remodels done but I wish they'd be more honest and just say they don't give a shit about Yamato's big ass forehead rather than the runaround about "priorities"
Imagine we get the cosmetic update before we get the Shiv/Yamato/Bepop redesigns
FIX HOLLIDAYS GUN NIGGA
>>583020056>the people who play there are so fucking miserable they dont even wanna winyou're really bitching about people playing on standard not being sweaty enough?
Do the votes from this round carry over?
>>583018169She's so fucking hot. I can only pray that her ult's second form isn't just a color change. Give her a biblical angel-inspired second form.
>>583020320they're saving full redesigns for later while doing model touchups on released redesigns in the meantime. not rocket science little man
Oldlock...vgh...
>>583020610The center dome building.......... home....
>>583016701I hate the fact Holliday exists because now we're not going to get an actual cowboy gunslinger herodumb barrel bitch
>>583020610>>583020723I do really miss mid being a big thingSadly we'll never get it back until we have an even number of lanes again
>>583018735drifter uses him as a warm fluffy onahole after
>>583020838how are they exclusive?
>>583020610Look at that visual clarity Nulock could NEVER
>one of violet's tag is ''creative''>everybody complains about her looking genericI still like her
>>583020575>they're doing unimportant work that doesn't need early access feedback A while unimportant work that doesn't need early access feedback B comes laterThe nuance is lost on me, I'm just saying they should listen to the players but they don't have to respect the peanut gallery that demands a reason for why features don't get in the game which they hallucinated would be in the next update. it's the same group of people who hallucinate lesbian ships and then geek out when silver sees what this dick can doh
Bros?
>>583020985>crisp, clean hero designs>map with details but no clutter>infinite walljump allowed for crazy movement>even the old patron VA was much betternulock fucking sucks
>>583021135I thought drifter would be raping bussy in this cluttered map
>>583021135No dont nerf Yamato she's my ELO potion rn
>>583001523>This game is not your safe space>Cries on taiwanese knitting forum after I get chatmutedGuess the game isn't your safe space to be a retard who spergs out in chat 24/7. Have you ever considered that the real nigger was you all along nignog? you're chimpin out here in real time.
>>583021135Haze players are never beating the allegations of the biggest retards of deadlock>>583021245the fucking massive sightlines hurt him and Shiv a lot since you need to be in enemy's faceI for one don't miss the Fort Doom that was the old mid walker but the map has expanded too much with the updates
>>583019553day gon trie ta run buh it don mattah
>>583021245way more wide open space, he wants a lot of cover for the most part
when should i retreat from a lane? I see one other and i feel like i will die
>>583021135Venator getting a bump from gutshot being a stun everywhere from all the random shit strewn around
>>583020320It's not an Ivy remodel, it's simply a visual indicator of her using an ability. Do you complain when Victor's arm glows green too?
I just realised she's called Mina because She's mean and her last name is Ha because she mocks you
>>583021135>Open as fuck lanes>cramp allewaysChecks outs
>>583021491mind=blown
>>583021135instantly noticed her showing up in every game, she is easy enough to counter but i'd rather just slap her on my banlist
>>583017732https://e621.net/posts/6686001
>>583021245The new closed spaces are much easier to do movement tech in/escape from, and drifter in the new wide open spaces is just waiting to be raped
>>583021135+12% on Mina?
>>583021625bajillion escape routes for her 2 and people don't know the map properly yet to catch herexpect the WR to drop dramatically once the dust settles.
>>583021625>+19% pick rate>+12% win ratewhat the fuck happened to Mina???
>>583018372This also happened to me, just buy spirit damage items instead of support items
>>583021621why does she have blue paint on her face? is she stupid? everyone knows that red tastes the best
>>583021625>>583021806I'm guessing it's like haze where the larger amount of open space is making her much stronger (love bites, nox)
why does Violet sound trans
>>583021245>>583021287>>583021397>>583021451>>583021518>>583021560>>583021625You are all retarded look at the number of matches played on the right, it's statistical noise
That "petting my X before Y ()" meme but petting my Rem before Rat King is released (he will not survive the box runs)
>>583022115LOL really funny you should share that one with reddit or discord
>>583021806Juking with her is stupidly easy nowoverall a lot of the heroes got stealth buffs and nerfs with the map layout changes
>>583021961Weaker camps too makes Rake even better for farm.
>>583022031Edded to bloo
>>583022213minamains always win in the end, baby
>>583022115Tunnel fights are unironically kino, or just indoor fights in general. I wish this game had more closed spaces. The map update added more wide open spaces that ultbot Seven became viable again.
>>583020610they really oughta bring the zipline railings back
>>583022190Thanks :)
>>583022031Check out what drifter bought
>mokrill doesn't even need max burrow to tunnel max nowWhy?
>>583021287I'm fine with nerfs so long as they don't touch her 2, it's really fun to grapple people through walls and the main reason I play her.
celeste is one of them carpet munchers
Sensing Yoshi a discord message to make Mina dogshit again because you're all annoying
>>583022419>Dynamo keeps spamming "Check out what the Drifter bought!"
>>583022463Mokrill just needs some buffs every patch okay
>>582999186The problem is that usually people who cannot shut the fuck are also useless so I guess it's deserved
>>583022484Is drinking all these retards can talk about
>>583022517Mina was never dogshit to begin with and has only received nerfs ever since her releaseher low WR was due to her main playerbase being retards and women
>>582999186one less chud in the game THANK GABEN
>>583022701it was the 40s
>>583018372Supports are OP, the only one that's sort of weak one right now is Kelvin, the rest are all A/S. Stop worrying so much about deaths especially when you're a low econ hero; it's better to have tried and died than to have had no attempts at making an impact and having a good KD. If you've played the inhouses here then you know the average dlgger is consistently afraid of playing and pushing, but will boast their low deaths despite losing a 50 minute game. Don't be like them.
What collective autism causes the entire Deadlock community to think that inviting someone for a drink is asking for sex?
>>583022463you couldn't even use the tunnels before level 2 cooldown and maxed burrow, and even then it's still not worth it.
>>583022484I think she just fucks everything>>583022701There's no internet yet, what else is there to do
>>583022701before computers and smartphones enslaved you into your room, most of humanity spent their time at drinking places
>>583022484Lash pounded her unipussy btw
>>582999186>clicks the "I acknowledge that I will get banned for saying NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" checkbox>says NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and gets banned>somehow shocked at thisjust be more creative or use voice
>>583022910Anon...
>>583023078Absolutely bodied that strawman
>>583022701what do you think people did for fun before the internet?
>>583023173Apparently all recreation back then was killing yourselfMaybe things aren't so bad now
>>583023078How do people not get that everyone is tired of hero games releasing generic inoffensive asian girl #439Mina only got the pass because she was the fist for DL and was genuinely well designed with the red in her umbrella and all the small bat and fang motifs.
>>583023224well, yes. read a history book bruh
>>583020278you NEED to play standard to play new characters in ranked you fucking mongoloid ape brain
>>583023365You say that but every time game releases cute asian girp #6478 it works and becomes one of their most popular characters. Without fail.
>>583023494Notice how it’s all games and companies that are after the chink market though (riot, overwatch, rivals)
is there any streamer of this game that isn't severely autistic, homosexual or a tranny?
>>582998708Furries are a lot more rare than they seem, they just have no jobs coupled with their obsession which makes them spam nonstop online
>>583023559Which ones are homosexual? I wanna watch them.
>>583023224what the fuck are they teaching you kids these days.
>>583023559super
>>583023559you have to find one of those girl streamers with less than 100 viewers on youtube
>>583023559You have to be autistic to enjoy this game
>>583023596You got the first part right at least, you almost had it.
>>583023559skeletonhoney
>>583023596>they just have no jobsbeing a furry is one of the most expensive hobbies, retard.you think those people with artwork and a suit are unemployed?
>>583023494Yeah, but those people are cattle, should we bend over to appease cattle just because there are a lot of them? Should we have some different characters or follow Overwatch which is currently on its 5th or so Kiriko clone?
this game's players are so fucking ass its insanedo i need to leave for like 2 months until people realize what you can do on the map or what? like fuck 1 read through of the patch notes and a flythrough and you have an understanding but no 4/5 players on my team are playing their first match ever without reading anything>OOOMG WHAT IS THIS????fuck this nigger shit its the same in dota people are all fucking illiterate niggers
>>583023559you can't play deadlock without being autistic. only terminally online people, and their friends, even know the game exists still.
prostate exam from Nurse Hallow (gone sexual)
>>583023707Violet will pay the Game's rent so you can hear drifter rant about blud for 6 more years
>>583023559the venn diagram of "streamer", "MOBA player" and "neurodivergence" is just a single circle
oh no there's a new tree in my lane how will i lane now i must stand afk while my teammate dies 4 time trading at least a kill
>>583023740i stopped playing when they kept randomly changing the urn because of these people.but the map changes are so big you can't expect everyone to understand it all at once.
>>583023903how am I supposed to see the enemy there's green lightingI just can'tvalve revert to grey boxes pleasr
>>583023935I really hope they bring back the alternate drop off locations for the urn but instead it could be based on player worth instead of team worth, so you can give the urn to your weakest guy and it'll be right back in your jungle but trying to give it to your most fed carry it'll be way in their jungle. Seems weird to have this highly mobile transportation sidequest but it only ever goes to the same place.
>>583023559i like goober or average they're probably somewhat on the spectrum but they're good at the game and dont whine like vegas or have a tranny voice like zerggy
>>583023740Playing a lil bit of devil's advocate here but some people just like to experience things firsthand
>>583023676you and I both know hes autistic and a little zesty
>>583023596I don't know anyone who's jobless.
>teammate decides im the problem early on and blames me for literally everything all gamethis has to be a defense mechanism so you never have to acknowledge your own fuck ups, right?
>>583024114this is why wow is only viable at the top 0.1% honestly incredible how many sheep play classic and casual retail
>>583023740Most people do not check out the explore mode or delve the patch notes beyond who they play They just want to boot up the game and do it
>>583024179Or maybe you really were that bad
>>583024179yeah i had a female lane partner do that to me once.she even managed to mindcontrol the entire team into blaming me when all our lanes lost and we lost our lane too because she was so horrible at the game.
is brawl the main gamemode yet?
>>583023935there's nothing new about the game its all cosmetic you can still show up for the fucking mid boss, rift or defend a walkeryou can still play lane exactly the fucking same you either have a camp or they have a camp
>>583024310W bait
>>583024167Gotta have at least one if you want a little flavor out of your streamer
>>583024179I will silently give up on the lane, and when you complain about me I will ignore you, and then I will go on a killing spree later.you are dogshit and your dogshit play caused me to treat you like a trooper.but I won't tell you about it. that's how you lose games.
>>583024405post replay
>ratfag and chessman will get in before angel nurse & dannyThis sucks
>>583024461L bait
>>583024201are you comparing a hyper-competitive pvp game to a casual multiplayer co-op rpg?
>>583024535Cope, hagfag
shiv doesn't die for the 8th time? wow i wonder if i should pick up that healbane or slowing hex to help my teammatewow maybe i should buy that curse so hes uselesswow maybe i should buy inhib or crippling late on carrynah LEFT TO RIGHTME AFK FARM ME NEVER SHOW UP
there's not a single thing worse in this game than a doorman on the enemy team that won't shut the fuck up
>>583024535>some people want that ugly thing before the cool ratThat sucks
>>583023819>>583024535why do people like this type of woman so much
>>583024535>skavenkino and yakubkino will get in before reddit safe horny nurse and reddit random xd skelebonesthis rocks
>>583024535oh no better go buy some rope and polish up your will! you'll have to wait 2 weeks to play the new character instead of 1 week after waiting 9 months!
>>583024665Mommy issues
bros... new thread... cutting it a little close..........
>>583024574im saying unless you're playing arena at like 2.2k+ rating (or whatever the equivalent is today) or raid mythic as a say top 100 guild you're a retarded nobody who cares more about what hat you're wearing than the order you should push your buttons (which is really fucking simple in 2026)
>>583022484>cowboy and ponyIn retrospect the ship should've been obvious. Ship it to AO4 by midnight.
>>583024769last thread sweetie, deadlock is shutting down next week
>>583024318sheepall fucking sheep>>583024425including this guy
>>583024881post your receipts.
Rat King main bf...
>>583024584I am, have you even read my post?>>583024636>>583024665>>583024726>angel that will probably drop lore with venatorI find it cool>>583024737Harrow wouldn't approve of roping since she's an angel and all
>>583025138>>583025138>>583025138
>>583002296>mushroom district. No mushroom hero>opera house. No ixian singer hero named credence>Chinatown. No Chinese hero>financial district. No jewish heroWhat gives?
Sauloman... I have met many men who tink dey have a plan for me... and dey bloo always taste da same...
>>583024170SNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
We missed the final boss by one hair line of damage fuuuuuck
>>583018169they inflated her boobs as an apology for making the other girl titless agp troon bait slop like silver and not releasing cadence
