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>Latest patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW

>Nightreign Boss Arena Mod
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description

>Nightreign Artorias Boss Guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6qcjP4Fds&t=276s

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4


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Touch bloodstain: >>582901945
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>>583025504
Cute picture of trishtina and cctina
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1/3
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hello ergies ily mwah~
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let's have a normal thread this time guys
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>planning a SL60 +6 character
>hear invasion ping
SOVL

I could sit AFK in ER all day and not get invaded once.
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>troon sentinel
>siegs at sl60
so lame and gay and raped
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That character is SL90 +10 but I will be using siegs at SL60 +6 as well because I can.
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>583027529
>583026842
i thought wdcs went extinct when dsjee died
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pet the ergiecorgies groom the ergiecorgies play fetch with the ergiecorgies
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It honestly kinda makes me mad how much activity I'm getting on DS3 compared to ER. They killed ER by disabling solo invasions, both invaders and normal players are getting an inferior experience.
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>>583028653
we started talking about lore last thread so it triggered a shitposting persona to show up to post off topic for attention.
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>>583030709
>>583030110
>>583026048
Can you go one thread without shitting up the place? Just one?
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GG Balancers, glad you guys went to north boss instead of coming to tower lmao.
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>>583031013
gg guess I must spanned quite a bit this run
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>>583031013
gg I was blue and had good ping that game so I decided to do a last minute trip to the shop for the parrying shield, I also had like 300% rain damage so I had drop a bunch of stuff
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you better not have summoned me dante
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How many ng+ are avaliable? I was watching a pro youtube pvper and he had 20 copies of a helmet you only get once per playthrough and 8 copies of multiple weapons you only get once per playthrough. Did they go into any ng+ at all?
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Would egg collecting aristocrats be a good idea for an enemy type?

>>>/an/5163891
>>>/an/5163892
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>>583034754
Miyazaki should take notes of strange people like this. They are good material.
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>>583034750
they are cheaters they do it so they can hardswap on stormveil noobs
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>>583025504
I’m like 95 percent sure this has been OP image before
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It just doesn’t make any SENSE for a woman to be the smartest or to lead academia.
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Women believe in a far more meaningful and personable reality than men do. They are so incredibly and unconsciously aware and at the mercy of varying social pressures and dynamics that they start to apply it to the universe itself. A necessary adaptation meant to keep them in good standing within the tribe. That's why they fall for manifesting and astrology and all that other nonsense. It's why they are completely uninterested in literary genres like cosmic horror (which says human experience is meaningless), or in scientific fields like physics and robotics (completely divorced from emotion and social dynamics). It's also why they don't care for philosophy, because that's men attempting to logically determine the meaning and purpose of human existence, while women simply accept things as the cultural zeitgeist tells them to. This is also why women will generally report that they are more okay with suppressing truth if it helps everyone get along, or banning 'hate speech', because empirical truth is so much less moving to them compared to 'social truth'.
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All women are holes
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>>583025504
why the hat
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Emotions and the moon are more important than science and the stars you small dicked chuds
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He's trying sooooo hard
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>>583037586
that's part of her design
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It’s month 10 of 12 in the release year how is there no release date for Duskbloods?
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What is it about /vg/ specifically that attracts so many schizo faggot attention whores
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I cry every time.
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Do you guys think Recluse and Duchess bathe together?
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>>583038914
Pretty good find.
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>>583039116
I think they wash Revenant's huge futa doll cock together.
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>>583039274
wait really?
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philosophy is self-centric (masturbatory, inconsistent, autistic), astrology is interpersonal (social, culturally significant, tremendous consistent historical precedent)
all the women in that screenshot are 100% correct
you genuinely live separate from the real world if you actually believe that there are zero women that enjoy cosmic fiction, are involved in robotics, or can be emotionlessly nerdy just as much as nerdy men
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>>583039363
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>>583039496
I look like this after making an intentionally inflammatory post
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>>583038231
no I meant the birthday hat
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>>583039635
same twin
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>>583038781
Generals are natural magnets for those types. This is board entirely made up of generals. You do the math.
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>>583038589
>>582967356
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^ raped poorfag
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I don't know if I hould play today
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>>583040882
Triggered a tendiecuck with the truth instantly very impressive
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>>583041071
Then don’t.
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>>583040156
excellent find
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>>583041195
hmmmmm yeah makes sense
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>>583039496
geg
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>>583040156
kek even dosanon's oc yesterday had the owl in the same exact position.
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>>583041071
I think I will play pretty soon
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holy moly i see the owl...
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>>583040156
That whole area around Radahn's right hand sword is riddled with the birds. The owl being the same like anon said is cool.
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it has been 23 days since last gg post
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>>583042084
but it was 17 days one day ago
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>>583041795
oh yeah? well i see the pidgeon, chud. top that.
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mohg lord of blood is such a gay bullshit boss
lmao the floor is fucking lava and your melee build can't do any damage safely
fuck you and fuck miyazaki
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>>583043179
but that's why it's such a good fight
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>>583043179
>>583043336
yeah it's that or the pinwheel jobber in the sewer
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>>583043179
You can Carian Retalation the blood sharts
Most of them are kind of tricky to parry but specifically the bloodshower that he spawns right on top of himself is very easy to CR, I recommend taking it into the fight so you don't have to wait for him to move out of it constantly
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>>583030229
Nice legs, slut.
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>>583038914
wut
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>>583037420
>Helpless retards will choose the option that has less friction
WOAH!
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>>583040979
Mindbroke that poorfag with facts, nicely done.
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^^ raped samefag subhuman cope
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>>583044063
Don’t be weird
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>>583038914
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>>583044416
severed duck head in the middle of the body. Flip the image upside down and there is a dragon. Go on spam reply for hours about it.
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>>583045331
yeesh
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The linearity of DS3 is another reason it's better than ER. You can accurately divide the game into brackets where you'll get lots of activity with your solo invasion system + wexdust is better written than the ER near and far system.
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>>583045912
it's better for strictly pvp but adventuring and exploration is nice when it is open ended in elden ring
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>>583046119
The combination of pve and pvp is what made the series good. The vacuous open world sucks, minecraft is more engaging as an exploration game, so if the conscious trade-off was shitty open world and no pvp, that was stupid.
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>>583046327
Lead isn't even buried by a single grain of dirt.
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masterr
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kekin' up.
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Just had a nightreign couple ragequit maris
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trying to design a RL60 +12/5 build for ER and it's kinda impossible.
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>>583043179
skill issue
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Gravelord Greatsword Dance in Sens
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>>583047040
just level to 60 and upgrade your weapons to that tier and your build is set. Only things like SoNaF can't make good builds at 60.
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>>583047739
>just level to
I don't replay ER, I use Cheat Engine.
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I defeated an officerr!
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>>583047893
Then cheat engine to 60.
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>>583046327
well the mistake really was a low max player amount for multiplayer, if you had 16 tarnishes running around each large region in one concurrent server the variety of encounters and organically emergent activities would have skyrocketed, but the inconvenient truth is that elden ring is designed as more of a single player game than dark souls
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>>583047964
But then "that tier" makes no sense and "level to" makes no sense. Level what? How much vigor, how much endurance, spellcasters are out of the window, etc
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>>583048130
Structure of the game would have fallen apart but a dedicated multiplayer game with 16 people doing something that isn't Nightreign would be cool as fuck.
>>583048263
I know binarybro. Use your cognition to adapt to the changing scenario instead of defaulting to retardation solely to reply to me endlessly thinking I fill the void of friendship you have.
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>>583048130
Elden Ring is perfectly fine in every way except
1) no solo invasions of hosts with active great runes
2) you can't search for and invade red hosts as a blue covenant guy
3) there are no pvp boss fights, like invading during the Radahn festival
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>>583048581
You forgot 6 players and covenant PvP hotspots (auto-summon)
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>>583048394
just limit dungeons and indoor spaces to the traditional 4 limit and let the overworld be a chaotic disaster, they just needed to be braver in the name of fun but fun aside I get that it's fully intended to play like a lonely journey
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>>583048687
Can't you get up to 5? 2 summons and 2 reds? That's enough for standard but then maybe you could have, like the Radahn festival "legacy dungeon", as a hotspot where it's higher.
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>>583048687
>>583048581
yeah I mean they already had all they needed, taking away covenant mechanics is an inexplicable decision for the open world entry
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>>583048939
It's quite explicable: red man scary appeal to lowest common denominator capitalism go brrrrr game of thrones man game
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>>583048795
It could work but i envision it being mostly unstructured chaos which would be fine. If they add voice chat or prox chat it would turn into the defactor chatroom simulator with gameplay from could trap an entire generation in while they develop their big games.
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>>583048938
No, it's 2v2 or 3v1 in ER without mods.

>>583048939
You are so raped DOSjeet. Reds own you lol
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QOSjeeta
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>>583049212
>t. Got raped by hostcel and his bodyguards
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>>583048581
They should have made taunter's tonguing have some sort of bonus attached to it for even engaging with so people would do it for 1v1 duels. I don't know what they could have done for it but they could have done something to naturally incentivize people biting the tongue when bored to get a different gameplay experience for a while.
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>>583049212
>No, it's 2v2 or 3v1 in ER without mods.
I thought taunting made it 3v2 but I've done so little invading in ER in the last half decade because it's a dead game, so maybe I'm wrong.
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>>583047893
>I use Cheat Engine.
Blocked
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>>583049076
detestably correct ugh
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don't care for pvp or coop but like seeing messages and ghosts
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>>583049076
You just described Erictina and made xher leak.

>>583049479
You thought wrong.
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>>583049192
console version has voice chat already, I wish it were proximity based
>>583049685
the textbook specimen
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What should my 4th talisman be? The mirror for the flex factor?
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>>583049807
muh heccin' messagerinos!
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>>583046119
>adventuring and exploration is nice when it is open ended in elden ring
Only the first time. Afterwards it's a horseriding simulator.
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>>583049947
I mean the ghosts are nice, messages are funny to participate in a few times but I wish I could toggle them off visually at will, they destroy tension and surprise during exploration
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>>583050150
This, the exploration itch can be easily scratched with procedurally generated dungeons. They should have had a linear game with an expanded and refined chalice dungeon system.
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>>583050219
Offline mode
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>>583050150
It get a second wind when you realize what the game is actually doing.
Yes, birds. The game becomes every frame a painting when you actually see why the devs structured the huge open world the way they did.
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>>583050150
in an ideal world the semi procedural forsaken hollows nightreign map would have been the dream exploration mechanic in the St Trina expansion that was cancelled and then you could microdose exploration 20 minutes at a time or something
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>>583050339
I did play that way the first time around, but you can't share that messageless experience with friends on their first time exploring during multiplayer
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>>583050365
Its cool but too complex for most people. Most people can't use intuition and need a stat to tell them they are allowed to see with 99 insight.
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chalice dungeon
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please... nightreign... up...dat...e.......
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>>583051454
yeah I'll do one in like 30 minutes, great Isz, always a good time
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>>583051708
BWAHAHAHAHA
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>>583051731
more like a great time kek
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>>583051989
man yeah haha what a big time, see you around anon take care alright?
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>go to play some ER
>three opponents in the colosseum in a row cast heal
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peruvian chicken
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>>583052334
fo shizzle
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>>583052524
Punish them retard loser faggot
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Ants with big juicy abdomens
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>>583052886
my spell is too slow to punish them i use ancient death rancor
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>>583053102
ur so cool ily want to make out
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>>583053001
based coattail rider.
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>>583052524
>NOOO NOT LE HECKIN HEAL
>YOU CAN'T JUST USE AN IN GAME SPELL THE WAY I DON'T LIKE
>REEEEEEEE
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>>583053102
hi phoebe post your cage
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>>583053209
are you cute?
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>>583053356
ye
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>>583053282
that roadrunner is cute as shit.
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regen build in the undead match was so gem
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>>583053282
I know what you're saying
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>>583053356
Hey phoebetroon remember when you got raped in an erg fc and came crying in the thread about it?
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>>583046327
>>583045912
PvP is nothing but a gimmick. I'll grant, it's a decent gimmick, but a gimmick nonetheless.

Trust me, when people are playing Demon's Souls, and they make it through a level with no invaders, they're not thinking "aw man... there wasn't anyone to ruin my progress". They're thinking "Phew, finally, no one showed up to ruin my progress"
The absence of invaders is a relief.

There is an argument to be made that the existence of invaders is what creates that sense of relief when there isn't one. However, a lot of players would gladly sacrifice that sensation of relief, if it meant invaders never invaded on their game at all. The eventual relief is not worth the added stress that invasions, or even the threat of invasions, cause.

Long short short: Most people don't like you, Redcel.
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>>583053751
How embarrassing for Phillip
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The colosseum is a place for honorable duels. The estus is disabled for a reason. If you can't do a 1v1 fight without healing you're a noob and have no honor and probably a third worlder.
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>>583053760
I ate like 2 crackers reading this
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>>583053760
PvP helps you learn some new techniques that PvE won't force you to learn. It improves your gameplay markedly even if you are terrible at PvP.
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>>583053949
If you let your opponent heal you were playing too passive and deserved it
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>>583053760
Invasions are the reason Demon's Souls and Dark Souls were the most widely recognized and lauded video games in human history for a decade.

You're a Johnny come lately normalfag, lower than even the average "gamer."
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Always remind them that invasions were like 2% of player deaths in the game whenever FROM releases that info.
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>>583054307
We already know that the biggest danger to the host, is the host.
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>>583053760
window into the mind of the loathsome mohg despawner
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whichever one of you this is im not accepting your friend request because you're *****
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>>583053760
Redcels are like the negroes of the souls genre. They'll attack not only coopers on sight, but for some reason each other as well.
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Duchess brushing her teeth
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terr folding laundry
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>>583054041
>PvP helps you learn some new techniques that PvE won't force you to learn
No it doesn't. The vast majority of PvP techniques are not applicable to PvE. And in most cases, you never have a proper duel with the invader anyway. He fucks you up with some overpowered weapon/spell. And then next time, you try to figure out how to avoid the overpowered weapon/spell.

>>583054137
Oh shut up, I played Demon's souls back in 2010, after a friend gifted it to me. I'm one of the OGs. Invasions were novel at the time, and there was *some* fun in them. But if you don't have the thirst for blood, and you just want to get through the game, invaders will ruin dozens of your runs.

If Demon's Souls never had PvP, it would still be lauded for it's on the fly co-op summoning system, bloodstain replays, soul retrievals, incredibly atmospheric world with intriguing lore, and unforgiving difficulty that reminded all the old heads of the NES days. PvP was just one piece of the pie that most players can do without.
Now that invasions are no longer novel, the tolerance for them has dropped for most players. It's just fucking lame to have dickbutjr, come into your world and fuck you in the ass while you were in the middle of doing something.
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>the two most vocal anti-invasion posters are coincidentally the most raped/disliked ITT
Can't make this stuff up. And yes, it's creasy and DOSjeet.
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>>583055229
Damn they really triggered you.
>>583055182
Damn you really triggered him.
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kek
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>>583054739
what is that uncensored? cunty?
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>you just want to get through the game
retarded normalfag poser treating games like a chore lol
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>>583055671
Black, presumably
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Called it.
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>>583055182
>No it doesn't.
Yes it does. Even if you are trash af you are going to passively start to learn about spacing and zoning. The first time you get backstab phished by an invader that knows how to lock off to move behind you really fast you have already learned something new you can bring to PvE. If you play purely melee grug and get filtered by an invader using ranged tools to take 2/3rds of your health away before you reach melee range you learn those ranged tools are good for your melee build in PvE too. When you get true combo'd to death by a string of moves you didn't know x weapon could do you just learned about true combo strings.
All sorts of little things help. Is it needed for ER PvE, probably not but its all fun and more fun ways to play the game are always good.
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You can tell how upset >>583055717 is by the fact he started the non-replies. Splendid work >>583055182.
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>>583056039
I mean, nta but treating a game like a chore is kind of retarded, it's meant to be entertainment so if you do that to yourself it's just kind of cucky idk
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thanks for the carry trishtina
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>>583056201
You should post this in /osg/. It would really set them off.
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>>583056035
Geese are evil.
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>>583056201
I don't treat the game like a chore. He said I have that mentality, because that disingenuous interpretation works to undermine my position, by making me appear un-fun. And it sounds like you're falling for it.
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>>583053282
Antcel mogs (and owns) you, to be fair.
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Not liking invasions is a sure sign of being under 6'0"
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Can we stop talking about redcels, I'm getting really worked up thinking about all the past rapes I commited.
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>>583056769
He's my lil buddy. All the birdanons are bros.
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>>583057040
If I saw this bird in my garden, I'd shoot it
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>>583057189
You'd miss and end up killing your mom or something.
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>>583056035
Look, I suppose there are *some* skills that transfer from PvP to PvE. I'll concede that fact, since you conceded the fact that PvP is not needed for PvE.
But the point still stands, that dozens of PvP interactions, is just some guy who put together an over powered build, fucking your shit up before you even have a chance to learn what he's doing. There is no lesson in that.
Also, a lot of the equipment they're using is either not relevant to your build, or stuff you haven't found yet, and likely won't find for a long time. When you see them perform a true combo, are you going to remember what you say 20 hours later, when you finally find that weapon? Are you going to brother trying it out, when you don't have the resources to level the weapon up? Chances are, you're going to forget about that technique.
Meanwhile, you spend the last 15-30 minutes, meticulously killing every enemy in your path, only to get true comboed right before you opened the shortcut. And that shit is fucking annoying.
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>>583057450
>I'll agree with you because you agreed with my worldview
wew lad
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>>583057450
>Are you going to brother trying it out
Good morning saar
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>>583056946
I'm 6'1 and a half though.

>>583057681
He sounded unrealistic to me at first, so I wasn't going to give up any ground. But then he made a more realistic statement, so I met him there.
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>>583050150
Yup, though it could easily be remedied by filling it with more content
>>583053338
Stop being weird
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>>583057040
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>>583058091
>I was suspicious of his intentions so I was going to act duplicitous until I perceived he agrees with my views
uh huh.
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>>583058091
*doe
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Who else enjoys a little bit of poop
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>>583058548
A dump is only satisfying if you've been holding it in for a while.
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>>583058846
Queen Marika the eternal owns you
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The game isn't on sale
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>>583058951
I princess carried her stone corpse back to her bed and then jerked off into my hand and questioned what I had done.
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>>583057040
I love this one it's got a head like a little chicken aww
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>>583057292
I'd shoot it, then have it stuffed to sit on my table.
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>>583059087
you don't already own the online sensation?
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bro can't afford eldie night
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>>583059139
There is even a spirit version that looks like the black knife armor. Combine it with the black sicklebill and you have a complete design doc on the black knives.
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>>583059436
>>583059139
cringe and fake chungus
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>>583059571
Hello brainrot anon
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>>583059683
But enough about your erg larp
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>>583059571
Not really it is pretty spot on for the design.
>>583059683
He wants me to post more images and thinks I won't notice constant reverse psychology. Leaning into it is always fun.
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performing courtship displays
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what are your favorite aspects of souls games?
least favorite aspects?
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>>583059965
Birds and spiders both do cool dances for courtship displays.
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>>583058227
If you read what I originally wrote. I said "The vast majority of PvP techniques are not applicable to PvE". Which implies that there are a minority of techniques that do apply. What I had a problem with, is the implication that learning from PvP is such a major thing, that it is equally as important as PvE. What you learn from PvP encounters is actually very small when you're not a redcel.

So broadly speaking, no, PvP doesn't help. If he didn't acknowledge that PvP was not necessary, then I would have kept hammering the broad point, because it's true. But because he was realistic, I acknowledge that he was.
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>>583060484
>gibberish
fascinating
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>>583060585
>greentext
lowercase
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>theraped melty
kino
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This is about to be fun.
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>non-reply
lowercase
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I'm feeling so poopy rn
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>>583061065
>>583061004
>6
>>583060938
>>583060875
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>>583061096
What the fuck happened to our lolcow to finally snap like this?
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>>583056946
I like invasions, just not for the reasons you wish.
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I'm having fun spelunking you guys
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>>583061328
I exist.
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>>583060161
gross and gross
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>>583025504
nice picture of the sludge and cc meetup
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you should change your character's color from green to brown since you're indian
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>>583062114
kek so angy
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>>583062114
Kek true
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>>583062114
Mindbroken by Hindus award
Mindbroken into non-replying award
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>>583062114
so poopy
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just brought some cooperator bros to siluria
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>>583062114
For your own mental health you should stop. You always leave more upset than you were when you start doing this. You are literally seething in code on another board about our bro and you are still getting found out and laughed at here for it.
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Imagine how much he's punching his cat or whatever rn lol.
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>>583062405
Did you win?
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>>583057189
>>583053950
The only appropriate responses for posts like that
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>>583062114
This post made dos SO upset that he replied 5 times in pure rage, nicely done.
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>>583063463
Trying too hard
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>>583062943
we vanquished
they were a bestial incants vargram and a steelovsky frog
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>>583062405
deeproot is one of my favourite places to coop, especially on the rare occasion that it starts way up through the frenzy flame tunnel, there's lots to see and fight and it always lasts a good while, but I wish the Siluria fight weren't a full boss battle because it always feels like cutting the run short and then randoms will only resummon once they're up outside Godwyn, but I always enjoy a crucible fight so it's all the same ultimately
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>>583063806
Nicely done
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>>583063898
i didn't think she would even count for coop but i had to try since i saw the summon signs show up
it was fun sneaking up there without the horse
>>583063986
you too
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>>583063898
I got used to doing the spirit spring jump to her when playing alone and although I do it every time I feel immense shame for speedrunning the zone when I didn't have to.
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There is no activity at SL60+6 on DS3. I got one whore and her betabux escort and that's it.
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>>583067391
That's because nobody likes dogshit 3 beyond the first playthrough
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>>583067552
I’m starting to see a pattern with some of these games…
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DOS it up
crease it down
and filterfag it all around
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sipping yurmy blue juice
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okay 90+10 is also dead I think it's just a bad time to play(7pm????)
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>>583068363
DO.YOU.LOOK.LIKE.THAT.?
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>>583068363
It's 9am
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>>583068253
no addy zuk juice oop style?
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>>583068626
It's 7pm EST and 8am JST(the only timezones that matter)
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>>583059302
4 years ago maybe
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>>583068363
you will never be malftina
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>>583068803
nyaa
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>>583068965
holy weeb alert
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>invade
>host and his phantom are sitting on bonfire and won't move
>look at steam profiles
>brown(colombian)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>583069739
keep fighting the good fight white power ranger
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The hunters circle their prey
https://files.catbox.moe/le4rtt.png
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doll balls in the gennie
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>Colombian
>Armenian
>Brazilian
Holy shit, do only brown people with 200+ ping play DS3?
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>>583069739
>LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stopped reading there, what an absolute reddit post.
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>ameriZOGolem calling others brown
uninstall ds3 and play elden ring where you belong
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>>583030229
>>583029757
>>583026842
Off topic
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I self insert as Revenant
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>>583071321
I am a revenant poster...
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>>583071230
he suffers from arrested development go easy on him
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>>583071321
I know sissy
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>>583071321
I want to insert in Revenant
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvfNUuSCLnc
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erg tgirls doing locktober?
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>>583072419
Shut the fuck up terrjeet
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not your best thread ergies
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Okay. So.

Did the Numen come from another planet/plane, or were they merely, poetically, from another era in time, like before the Lands got wracked by gravitational forces? Did they come from underground?

Also when did Farum Azula leave the mainland? Was it in response to the Scarlet Rot? It seems Farum Azula was hit by a meteor relatively recently. Leyndel's war with the ancient dragons seems to have been quite recent. There are no Farum ruins in the Land of Shadow.
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we're the ergieyogurts
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yummy yummy ergieburgies in my tummy
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>>583073867
Nobody knows, not even the writers.
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>From Software recruiting page just posted "Hiring New Graduates" on their twitter

it hurts. FROM betrayed me.
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>>583076660
post your gock or feet
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>>583054093
this but unironically
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>>583076780
I wasn't being ironic at all
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queuers?
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>>583076731
This.
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>>583077020
maybe, whos asking?
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>>583073867
Numen come from another realm in the sense that the shadow realm is another realm, numen are from Marika's village
Farum Azula left in ancient times, long before Godfrey who is called the first elden lord when in reality Placidusaxx was the first vassal to the greater will, so it all happened long ago
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Spergy melty hours or raid?
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>>583076731
>>583077061
I'm Laurence from Bloodborne. you don't want to see the girl side of me.
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>>583076876
this but unironically
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>>583077346
I wasn't then either.
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Recluse washing between her toes
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>>583077280
mfw
>>583077434
ok
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Sword and Board Builds Are INSANE Now
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>>583077579
Says who
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u have my swoard
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>>583077519
yooo haha yooooooo
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>>583072419
>>583072364
>>583072715
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>>583072419
cupcake and zombii for sure
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mighty terr
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force feeding erg boys estrogen and turning them into erg girls...
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is carian sovereignty poop
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returning player here

are dragon incantations based or cringe?
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Does anyone else find it hilarious how they buffed spells like Founding Rain of Stars, and Rain of Fire, etc, but leave absolutely weak as shit spells like Law of Causality or Tibia's Summons alone?

It is really quite shocking how much the developers don't give a crap about whether something is actually usable or not.
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>>583078880
thats crazy bro
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>>583079823
What kills me is how Comet Azur, the supposed superior version of Comet, DOESN'T GO THROUGH ENEMIES, lol... ... or how your spell projectiles don't go nearly as far as enemy casters, who can snipe you from afar. You sure can't!
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>>583080118
We should be able to have many sessions with Sellen where she makes your glintstone more powerful.. and increases your spellcasting range and they could record 274 new voice lines of Sellen including some where she whispers
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>>583079634
just be yourself don't worry about the meta :)
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All spells must be as awesome as possibru >:(
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>>583079634
dagron!!!!!
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>>583080118
Yeah that's pretty bullshit. Also it does way less compressed damage. People only think it does a lot of damage because of how constant it is.
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>>583080640
if it did as much damage as comet per tick that would be absolutely fucking retarded anon
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>>583080532
Rawr xD
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Faith builds might be the omst fun in the game.
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>>583080787
IT IS THREE FUCKING SLOTS; WHY SHOULD A THREE SLOT SPELL NOT BE STRONG AS FUCK??????
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>>583079873
>>583078880
you are fucked up and gross
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Why is that miniature Erdtree incantation so bad?
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Why is that double moon sorcery so good?
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>>583072419
@trish
@cupcake
@elf
@zombii
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My headcanon is that the primeval sorcerers started with inefficient cosmic monstertruck spells, and made them smaller and more efficient, for everyone else to use. They wanted everyone to understand their fields.

Meanwhile Carian women, like all women, just overcomplicate everything. "To cast this you need to do a cute little twirl in the air, haha". Gay. You can at least cast primeval sorceries on horseback. You can't with the moons.
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Apologize to sakgawd the chungus king right now
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there are like 2 wood buildings in all of elden ring what gives
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I'm queued on erg is anyone playing NR?
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>>583081949
2/3
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>>583081604
I find it very dumb how some spells can't be cast when riding on Torrent.
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>>583081949
im almost done with a randoms game
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>>583082129
you sound upset
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>>583082187
demolished that jeet
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>>583082016
ok done, queued
>>583082187
why would i be upset
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Superior Devil
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cute
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>>583083921
chungus
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>>583083921
chungus
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>>583083921
kek
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>>583083921
stunning and validchungus*
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I'm skipping pest
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Imagine if you and torrent both turned into a moon ball lol how cute would that be
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>>583084315
I really like this idea
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With a whopping 70 Faith requirement, Minor Erdtree is never worth using. It is worse in almost every way when compared to similar incantations that have much lower Faith requirements. I've tested and compared and it's not even close. At 70 Faith it should do a lot more healing with a much wider range. It's actually abysmal.

Let's do a comparison with Lord's Heal, Heal, and Blessing of the Erdtree:

>FP Cost
H - 32
LH - 55
BotE - 60
ME - 30

>Faith requirement
H - 12
LH - 20
BotE - 38
ME - 70

>Slots Used
H - 1
LH - 1
BotE - 1
ME - 2

>Heal Time
H - Instant
LH - Instant
BotE - 90 seconds (only need to be in range during the initial cast)
ME - 30 seconds (you have to actively stay in the small AOE to get the full heal over time)

>Amount of Self Healing
H - 725
LH - 1324
BotE - 1080
ME - 720

And the AOE range is all about the same.

Minor Erdtree is a downgrade in everyway from Lord's Heal except for the fact it costs 25 FP less to use, but the benefits of LH massively outweighs that. It has 3.5x less of a Faith requirement, uses only 1 slot, heals almost double to self, and applies the healing to everyone instantly. Even with the scaled healing for allies with LH, it's still better to use because it heals a similar amount to them and it's instant. With how quick and relentless the DLC bosses are, MEs slow healing over time limited to a very small area seems to be a huge oversight. It needs buffs badly.

Now, you may be thinking that in an area with downtime, like a dungeon, ME is better when everyone can stand still without worrying about enemies. Well, you'd be wrong because the goddamn WARMING STONES out-perform it. Warming Stones heal 750 for only 20 FP with no Faith requirement. Abysmal.

Like, is Miyazaki just retarded or something? Melina used this spell in the base game (in the fight against Morgott) before SotE hit shelves.
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YES HE IS FUCKING STUPID WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING THIS QUESTION WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THE FUCKING ANSWER
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@grok summarize and verify
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>>583084789
>Start reading post
>Get to the stat breakdowns
>Realize I don't know what half the acronyms mean
>Lose interest.
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>>583084789
Wait. Do warming stones really outperform? That's kind of pathetic if true. Makes you wonder if they even playtest their shit before launch.
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i will pay for a 10 dollar dlc that makes depth bosses equal chance instead of the bs we have now @fromsoft
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>>583085056
>Let's do a comparison with Lord's Heal, Heal, and Blessing of the Erdtree:
>Let's do a comparison with Lord's Heal, Heal, and Blessing of the Erdtree:
>Let's do a comparison with Lord's Heal, Heal, and Blessing of the Erdtree:
Are you actually this low iq
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>>583084789
it's intentional, it's a joke spell because it's meant to make you look like a joke when you compare yourself to the power of Melina, it's why she only uses that spell once in the base game, it's intended to feel like a brief glimpse into the depth of her true side, and to make you aware that she keeps that from you
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>>583085187
Didn't see that.
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gg hors
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>>583085293
No it's not. They made Minor Erdtree smaller "due to graphical issues", and nothing else. This is also a retarded excuse, when said graphical concerns are exemplified in the Radahn+Miquella fight. Modders don't have this issue either.

From's developers are just lazy. Instead of correcting an issue they just scrap it entirely. Entire bosses in Bloodborne were scrapped because of "graphical difficulties". They couldn't even let the player go through that one locked door because it caused the game to crash.
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>>583085728
if you don't think it's intentional then you were completely blind to the real themes of Shadow of the Erdtree
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wamrth
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the aureoles...
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>>583085928
Stay pretentious retard. These developers copy and pasted textural designs from other games, including Path of Exile. They’re not as calculated as you seem to think.
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>>583085548
gg whores
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Minor Erdtree is the Elden Stars of support incantations.

The fact they put this in the game as-is shows they really do have no like, sense for the numbers. The numbers of RPGs, how things balance out and stuff.

No one with a head for the math would have taken more than a second to see this was laughably bad. And while I get that From likes to put in some things bad on purpose, when it's a weapon or goofy spirit ash that's one thing - this is a pretty significant, super high faith requirement incantation that conceptually is really cool. It shouldn't be joke tier. They could halve the attunement slots, halve the FP cost, double the AoE size and increase the healing by 50% and it'd still suck.
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>>583086574
The more significant something is to the lore, the less effective it will be.
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>>583086418
it's not such a calculated thing, it's a pretty simple visual detail, it's your assumption entirely that a high level requirement spell should be better, they subvert that assumption by not only making the numbers in effective but making the tree small
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All these critiques are pretty damning for fromsoft. Too bad fromsoft doesn’t care what you people think.

>>583086794
They’re always too afraid to make legendary spells actually good. Hilarious how the twin moons spell is only good due to a bug (the spell still activates even when interrupted) in the spell, and the recently added huper armor during casting.
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>>583086947
You’re a fucking retard LMAO it’s literally the secret incantation of Marika you fuck; of course it should be highly potent.
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>>583087000
My first major disappointment was Artoria's greatsword. Such a legendary sword, requiring a very wide stat spread, only to be so underwhelming in an actual fight.
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I still think Stars of Ruin would have been fine if they increased its FP cost to make the sorcerer run out of juice very fast, the way Comet Azur does. All three primeval sorceries should have had high FP costs to denote how it focuses on Mind over the Intelligence (Sellen says as much).

But whatever.
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>>583087261
b-b-but muh magic spam…. muh magic missiles….
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>>583087261
That would have been a stellar idea since it would really show how bad a caster is if they relied on spamming and nothing else. It would prevent spam and force caster shitters to think tactically for once.
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Caster faggots would piss their pants if you gave them a spell that used most of their blue bar and required them to actually THINK. They EXPECT to rapid fire their easy win blue energy bzzzrt like the talentless No Skill fags they are.
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Ruh roh martial fag melty moment.

Do show me a build that doesn’t use magic. I’ll wait. This entire game has too much magic. You are left behind if you don’t use magic. There is no magicless, pure muscle and brawn build, anywhere.
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>>583087734
I cast pebble
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>>583087261
Except that since the softcap of 60 Mind still gives you 350 FP, it wouldn't fucking matter since any max level character would still be able to cast it at least six times in a row even if you doubled its FP cost.
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insano run and insano candlestick in the shop. swear to god we've played that exact or a similar seed together before with the meteorite raid
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gg cold dog pretty good run, even had the meteorite event happen in a useful spot on day 1
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>>583087117
right but it's not potent under your dirty ugly tarnished hands, that's the whole point, it shows that even though you became what killed these gods, your power didn't truly compare to what they were capable of
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>>583088106
gg warm dragon
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>>583088198
dust is it true you have a thicc ass in real life
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>>583087261
Stars of Ruin is shit though, why do you want to nerf it?
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I want sorceries that are Bombastic
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I've never used the ghost summon things

I don't even know how
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>>583088063
>doubled
Oh anon. You make me laugh. It would be a percentage cost. Eighty percent of your blue bar for the chance to one shot somebody. If you fail, it’s entirely your own fault for sucking.
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>>583088320
It wasn’t shit before the nerf. The point is they could have just made it cost more, instead of butchering its tracking power. Why should its inferior version (Star Shower) have better tracking power than its forefather? Unless you go along with >>583081604’s logic that the smaller spells are MEANT to be more efficient…
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>>583088880
shitter
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I wish they allowed more zones to summon in. It would be fun if you could solo the game just by being a summoner.
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The image for Tibia’s Summons looks like a bunny rabbit
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>>583089027
Star Shower is weaker but has better tracking, Stars of Ruin has worse tracking but hits harder.
That makes both of them useful in different scenarios.
Your solution would only result in people spamming a single spell while munching on duped starlight shards to offset the costs.
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>>583088861
You have Cannon of Haima for that. It’s such an unga bunga low iq spell it doesn’t even get sucked into Eternal Darkness. It is beat durrr DURRR casting.
>>583089550
The grandfather of tracking spells should not have worse tracking power than its weaker counterparts, sorry. Starlight shards are also finite. You’d have to be pretty dumb and desperate to use one.
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>>583089384
before the game came out I thought you would be able to summon them anywhere and at will, kind of like how Revenant plays, I was so excited to play some necromancer ghost summoner type build, at least seamless mod made it possible
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>>583089550
>Your solution would only result in people spamming a single spell while munching on duped starlight shards to offset the costs.
If it took up half or a third of your blue bar it wouldn’t be spammable. It would be an exhaustive effort. That’s kind of the point of Comet Azur as well. Stars of Ruin should have been an FP heavy spell the same way.
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>>583089721
The game is very disappointing for some caster enthusiasts who entered this game expecting a certain playstyle. Wanting to be a magic sniper has never been more disappointing; very few spells have max range. Even the enemies have much father range than you do, even using the same goddamned spells. What the fuck. Brings back memories of fighting mages in Skyrim. Why can THEIR spells reach me but MINE can’t???
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>>583086418
>>583086794
>>583087000
I think they just get off on shitting on lorecucks at this point
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Anon wants the power to nuke people from the top of a wizard tower like a huge cowardly hack bitch lmaoo
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>>583090026
Isn’t that the entire fucking point of being a wizard, you huge faggot? Do you not remember fighting preceptor Miriam?
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Is Astel a mutant or not?

MALFORMED stars or NATURALborn?
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>>583089514
This is so cool
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>>583089760
>That’s kind of the point of Comet Azur as well. Stars of Ruin should have been an FP heavy spell the same way.
You're retarded, Comet Azur is like that because it's a comet spell, Stars of Ruin is from a different line of spells that is a lot more cost efficient.
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>>583089887
Use Loretta's Greatbow you monkey
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>>583090391
>very few spells have max range
Why should I need to use that? Why should Comet evaporate sooner before that? It shouldn’t. The twinsage at the top of that one tower can snipe you from an unreasonable distance. Comet Azur in Rennala’s fight has INFINITE range. Fuck you.
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>>583089887
>Wanting to be a magic sniper has never been more disappointing
Only if you use INT.
FTH can get Frenzied Burst very early, and it completely rapes PVE because of the massive range + undetectable by the AI, which means you can kill most enemies while they slowwalk towards you since they think you're just standing still.
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>>583090340
Wrong. The lore points to primeval sorceries favoring Mind. It would be a lot more thematic for them to be exhaustive rather than practical, which is what the various conspectuses are for.
>Comet Azur is like that because it's a comet spell
Um. The Karolos sorceries (which include glintstone pebble) are very efficient. You can spam like 15-20 Comets with a full blue bar.
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>>583090893
He already said very few spells have max range. You shouldn’t have to cherry pick spells to snipe with, especially when enemies already snipe using the same goddamned spells that the game doesn’t let you snipe with. The spells enemies use always go farther than when the player casts them. It is absolutely awful.
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>>583090897
Lore is just flavor text for YouTube essayists to mumble about, it shouldn't ever get in the way of game balance.
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How many spells go max range? Rock Sling and Cannon of Haima go very far but they curve downward.
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>>583078821
>>583082187
>>583083921
>>583084124
>>583084158
>>583084198
>>583084315
>>583085160
strange posts just really quite weird
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Loretta was the only one to discover how to shape sorceries into a bow and arrow? What? That seems kind of retarded. Kind of like how Thops Barrier implies wizards never made magic barriers before.

What. The. Fuck.
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>>583091171
look buddy, the devs disagree with you, not much you can do about that now
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gg hotdoggu another good run glad it was at least ed this time
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>>583091638
Lore like that can safely be ignored or interpreted differently to avoid absolutely retarded assumptions like that.
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>>583091638
wizards suppressed magic barrier research, it would have nullified their entire advantage over the golden order if the golden order could have a method by which to block their spells, this is why the academy rejected thops because his research posed a security risk
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>>583091381
uoh im double weird
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>>583091887
gg hotdogs
I think we all had a wendy there, getting ED on a stacked run is always nice
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>>583091894
BUT
THEY
ALREADY
PUT
UP
AN
ACADEMY
WIDE
BARRIER
????
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>>583092129
but that is an academy-wide effort, thops is researching something that would be freely available to any random individual yahoo because iirc the int requirement is not very high
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Raya Lucaria is based on Hogwarts but for whatever reason the wizards aren’t teleporting around like crazy. Teleporting is the MAIN tactic in magic battles in Harry Potter since some spells are just flat out impossible to block or defend against.
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>>583091887
amazing ironeye pose props to me
>>583092106
yeah i had a wendy your journey into the fog was heroic
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>>583092260
>but that is an academy-wide effort
Anon they have little door sized barriers as well. Terra Magica can cover the entire school grounds, in lore. Is this to imply that sorceries are a lot more powerful when used at higher altitudes?
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>>583092260
I think his spell is significant because it’s more like an aura. In theory you’d think that sorceries would just craft solid magic to block with, like they use it to make solid objects like hammers or swords. Or they’d just teleport away from harms way.
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>>583092106
>>583092307
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>In theory you’d think that sorceries would just craft solid magic to block with, like they use it to make solid objects like hammers or swords
Why didn’t we get a magic shield spell? Not the ones that enchant your shields, but a huge ass shield that blocks an incoming attack?
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>>583091381
The word you’re looking for is raped
>>583092284
Being based on something (assuming it’s even true here) doesn’t mean it has to borrow every single aspect of it
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>>583092738
Miyazaki is too afraid of giving magic users actual defensive spells

>>583092752
>assuming it’s even true here
It’s pretty fucking obvious with all the portraits, and George’s friendly disdain for Rowling; Lusat’s staff is even modelled after Dumbledore’s elder wand.

And there are teleportation spells that the enemies use. Very low level enemies.
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>And there are teleportation spells that the enemies use.
>Very low level enemies.
Those bald spellcasters are so fucking annoying i fucking hate them so much it’s unreal
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>>583093050
you can still hit them if you are fast they only go invisible at first
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the 'throughs are over this is what they are trying to hide from you
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gravity stone keks
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>>583093151
I swear to fuck they move while invisible they’re never where they vanished
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You’re supposed to stack minor erdtree with other effects you morons (it still sucks even if you do this tho)
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>>583093453
i was wrong it's after they move while they are still invisible if you follow the sparkles you'll hit them
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Why do all the normie npcs move and act like zombies? Are people really that deprived of runes/life energy?
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>>583093824
they got shattered
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>>583093824
That’s what Marika meant when she said you’ll “wallow” at the edges if you ignore her Order. The bitch.
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Is it weird that I want to drink the sap from the Scadutree? The blends of black and gold make it look like a very expensive and exotic honey.
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>>583084921
it’s worth emphasizing via rhetorical questions
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I think we all want a little miraculous golden dew from the Erdtree
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The Scadutree is just the Erdtree’s behind, right? It’s ass? Marika’s Veil is the Erdtree’s underwear?

>>583094234
Ass sap.
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it can't be...
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The sap of the erdtree consists of souls.

You’re eating souls.

Like how Pythagoras believed that beans contained the souls of the dead.
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>>583095992
Why does that site of grace look like a lever?
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>>583087875
*Piercing fangs your castersissy womb*
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>>583096123
beans you say?
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>>583096386
@elf
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>>583096291
@phoebe
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@1/3
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sure i'll queue for one last game
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>>583094446
not me, I live a distance from the erdtree
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who consecrated the snowfield
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Why does everyone that Chasethebro invades in his videos have like 1200hp at level 150-200?
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What’s the scariest enemy in Elden Ring?
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>>583096937
snail
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>>583096996
But that’s the cutest. What the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>583096937
vulgar militia
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The Abyssal Woods was lame. They should have thrown in some massive frenzied rune bear or something.

>>583096937
Rune bear.
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for me, it's Beatrice
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Maneater Mildred
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>>583096937
him
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Anastasia the terrnished eater
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>>583097639
why him
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Always thought the cannibal joke was weird. Is Miyazaki into lady cannibals? Is he one of those sick fucks (usually Asian) who wishes to be murdered and consumed by someone? I’ve seen videos on /gif/…
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>>583096996
I love that image I love those little guys so much I love that they fully go inside you with their grab attack and if it's a kill animation they hug and cuddle on your way out
>>583097275
the spiritcaller grab attack might be scary to some
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>>583096542
im going to bed, it didn't even go to 2/3 guess someone has someone else blocked
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So many bizarre and shitty posts lately. What is going on
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>>583098114
he's so mindraped by foids it's safe to assume all the thinly veiled fetish content is his calling card
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>>583098114
I love their little neck wiggle when they summon the spirits :)
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>>583098225
this isn't even the worst thread we've had this week
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the jews switched my quote
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>>583098225
the anons who were posting their playthroughs got bored and now we have no content creator to replace them
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>>583098280
yeah they're precious I would want to just hang out with them and watch them go
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>>583096937
Is that a fucking gnome
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>>583098225
I’m more curious why we’re so fucking active all of a sudden. We’re literally fresh off the heels of a 2 day old thread but now we’re moving again. Feels weird.
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I never finish Spiritcaller Cave. I just sit there waiting for invasions.
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>>583099494
it's a good one to keep active, the boss battle is more fun if you make it last instead of killing the snake right away
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another baby augur zzz gg bg
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>>583099768
gg hollows baby fish
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>>583099768
honestly prefer to the gimmick fight desu
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Augur is the only canon lore in Shartreign. And only because it’s cute. Cute and canon.
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>>583096445
oh thank you, I was getting horny
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IS THAT A HECKIN WHOLESOME JELLYBEAN FROM SPACE????
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>>583088914
>it would be a percentage cost
>which would make it worse at higher levels and better at lower levels
>on a spell that supposedly prioritises mind for intelligence
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>>583100432
Yes.
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2/3 i think
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Reminder that this retard exists and is making the threads worse

>>583031668
>>583033354
>>583034226
>>583042608
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>>583100438
AbsoFUCKINGlutely my dude.
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>>583100742
that's two different people obviously
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boary alice the squealin' hog
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>>583100841
Um no sweetie it’s clearly a samefag or two people connected to the same psychic parasite in the fourth dimension (another type of samefag)
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>>583100935
the latter sounds kinda platonic romantic coded aww
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>>583100742
>>583092752
>>583091381
You seem rather upset
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>I like the spider level in bloodborne because of it except for the ones that have the head of an incel on them, but those are still fun to splat down to little stains
Someone or some thing actually typed this
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im none of those posters and i think jumping spiders are pretty cute
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I kind of wish they didn’t make the elden beast so fat
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>>583101217
What if that’s its regular girth
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Making jumping spiders part of your personality, is trans coded.
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>>583101190
you a girl?
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>>583101576
they were tarantulas not jumping spiders
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I would like to know the texture of the Elden Beast. What would I feel if I poked it in its belly?
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If you like bugs of any kind the chances are high you are trans, or autistic, or something worse. If you see someone picking up a bee off the side of a road, stay far away from that person.
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>>583101623
depends on who is asking
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>>583100742
Is this what creascreas meant about going scorched earth?
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>>583025504
>download the offline invasion mod
>game becomes fun again
it's nice to fight other "players" who don't seek to use any and every kind of cheese tactics they can
especially nice that you can get like 4 invaders and 4 hunters in the same world and have a huge clusterfuck of a battle going on
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>>583101721
really strange kind of mad, so all entomology is plain old evil to you?
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>>583101850
>t. sees his rapist everywhere
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>>583101585
nah im a dude and im also 1/3
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>>583101953
t. Picks up bees
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Are there any canonical instances of rape in Elden Ring lore?
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>>583102127
no I don't wanna get stung? I did feed them water off bottle caps though
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>>583102234
Miquella and Dung Eater have both almost certainly been guilty of it.
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>>583102234
Pretty sure there's no rape unless you count the mindrape bluechuds have done to redcels
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>>583102234
yes idiot play the game
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I want to spoon with an erg puppygirl
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>>583102456
you'll just scare them away again just like every time
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There is no proof that dung eater raped anybody
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me i'm raped by the loathsome dung eaterr
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>>583102761
what are you gonna call this then
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>>583103019
Spaghetti spill
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>>583102658
Not true
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>>583103171
prove it
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>>583102456
Favorite erg puppygirl?
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>>583098114
>>583097275
I wish there was a consumable called salt to throw at them
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>>583104098
if you said this in a meeting you would have made Miyazaki tear up and cry after the meeting
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>>583103968
terr
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>>583100742
that's husbandslut
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>>583104159
But watching snails instantly dehydrating and dying slowly in a wrinkled desiccated mess is really funny. Slugs are even better since they don't have a shell to hide in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CjG7IWtYQ4
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>>583104547
only half of them
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Sick of fucking balancers all the time. Sick of their shrill music too.
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>>583102119
dead 0/3
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>>583104620
I mean I think it's kinda psycho to want to do that but it’s true that I would wanna watch when some other kids would do that to snails when I was little
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so gross
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>>583104805
Is it still dead? I can queue...
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https://pfiffel.com/cutle/
https://www.amountle.dev/
https://stackdle.dev/
https://www.flipsies.dev/
https://kindahardgolf.com/
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>>583104159
Is Miyazaki really like that
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>incomprehensible revtroonbabble
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>>583105124
what's the point of posting these shitty minigames for the mentally stunted?
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>>583105404
I'm mentally cunted
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>>583105512
6/10 nice
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>>583105512
>>583105124
Shut it maggot freak
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imagine invading on your switch while queued on your xbox
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>>583106065
Shut that maggot up to freak.
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>>583106378
Point that maggoty freak back at yourself maggot freak
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>>583106551
I'll send you in a loop on /v/ maggot freak
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>>583106312
just to avoid being on playstation right?
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Can you guys get some new material
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>>583106619
don't do this to him he will spam the thread with his buddy for hours
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we are the maggot freaks hear us shout oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeag
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>>583107209
she's holding a maggot freak
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>>583107318
cute ergeebeast
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https://x.com/i/status/2102383950618640721
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>>583109239
What
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>>583109239
WYLDTROONS...NOT LIKE THIS...
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>>583104794
Whatever do you mean anon
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>>583109239
sexooo
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its safe to say that exeallahs won
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>>583109239
>inverted nipples
Ruined. Can't believe people find that hot.
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>>583109239
I don't have a Twitter account.
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>>583110791
just make one so you can see porn
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>>583111343
Fuck off, jeet.
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>>583111464
your loss
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>>583111464
why do you think everyone you talk with is indian?
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>forgot to grab hammer talisman on my twink
gonna end it lads
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queuers?
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>>583113048
Okay, I am queuing in 5m.
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Why is /erg/ full of twitter zoomers? Actually that explains the constant impulse posting.
>>
daskobraadsu releasu dateo doko?
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>>583112354
Because third worlders are easily addicted to porn due to low impulse control.
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>>583101850
>t. sees the threadraped everywhere
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excellent game
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feels like everytime i take a longer break and come back people play the red harmonia more aggressive, ngl i was sighing when the first game was them but it all went well.
ggs red harmonia
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GG Balancers. Worm switching target at last moment, being confused, then nuking you was funny.
>>583115432
If you have decent negations, uplifting/opaline you can just hit the worm without fear of dying. Crabs are also good. I just hit the worm even if no one else does because I know I can survive it.
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>>583115548
i like having roa for worm but i got fucked at the forge. fun drops anyways
>>
...won the most deluded homo award*
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>>583101131
>W*men
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a random dodged night aspect :thinking:
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>>583115049
PFFFFT EXEJEETAS.... WE LOST
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Holy shit Instincts is so ugly, average ameribrown kek
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what were you really expecting with his voice man
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sirs this is a jee+zorban gennie, only post jee or zorban
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>>583118968
Good thing his audience is all male.
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>>583120119
we're all watching smee doe
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queuers? 10mins or solo game
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>>583123459
I am here now and queueing
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what went wrong
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>>583124467
Nothing it's just chinks review bombing
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>>583124467
Skill issues
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>>583124467
Is that the horse armour?
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1/3 domo
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>>583124693
Huh?
>>583124767
Tarnished Pack, yes
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>>583124971
i need a shower then i can queueueueueueue
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Revenant let's out some steam
https://gofile.io/d/sfVp83Sv (catbox is currently down)
>>
>>583125583
Whats your prompt for these and the hyper proportion girls
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>>583125996
NovelAI has it's own inspect tool that let's you see the meta data of images but some websites scrape that data or if you edit the image in some way
https://pastebin.com/iBSHa8f6
>hyper proportions
Put a decimal number before :: to add emphasis on prompts
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GG MysteryBalancers. If one dog wasn't in rain I would've mapped for that instead of castle but eh it all worked out well.
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>>583127968
gg white birds good run
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Balancer again yeahhhhhh
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>>583128127
They out for revenge..
>>
lame d tier lobby
>>
replaying majora's mask for the first time in like 10 years, these games really walked so dark souls could run, elden ring should have had playable instruments to jam with coopers and cool invadies
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>>583128962
>reddit of zelda
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>>583128962
Agreed minus the gay instrument part.

>>583129238
>Legend of Aryan*
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>>583129238
but anon the plight of the sofas is so sad, the ballad of the wind fish scene.. Im crying heartfelt and you call me reddit? you're done
>>
it autocorrected from zoras
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>>583129238
Said everyone ever
>>583129290
Said no one ever
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>>583127546
Vgh I can only palate ai porn when im brain off gooning but the prompt seed Lora character stuff seems so complicated
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GG Balancers again without map this time. They didn't even had decency to be ED.
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>>583130749
gg I whaled for my r1 sig from the gacha shop too
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awesome S tier lobby
>>
1/3 ...
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>>583112354
They make up the second most common users of the internet in fairness.
>>583107380
That seems more accurate for this >>583107318
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>>583101123
you seem rather bad at discerning this
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>>583101123
you seem rather good at discerning this
>>
>>583101123
you seem rather mediocre at discerning this



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