Prev: >>583064514>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
DNI
>>583092073Post your sexiest SiL pics
SiL coded pics doko
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>583092263I've been playing Trails 2nd and this just looked like a very out of character Estelle to me for a split second until I opened it. It's just a very out of character Scarlet instead.
DYI
>>583092293I already know that I'll get a 4 so there's really no point in rolling.
>>583092209
>>583092073She isn't in global yet, sadly...
7 and I die peacefully in my sleep4 and I die in fire and agony as my car randomly explodesAnything else and I forget the first day of the kita blanco banner and end up burning a 10 pull on dud support cards
>>583092293I roll for exactly what this anon rolled
could you potentially use 564 to trigger something like daring strike or on your left as a pace chaser? i know it would cost a fuckton of points and that its probably more efficient to choose something else but im just curious
>>583092617umasumi brother
>>583092597>>583092443>>583092209>>583092073Go back to fucking umajp
>>583092673yes but remember when 564 activates or rather, when it won't
Just a room, maybe 2496562324965623249656232
#clublist /uma/chan 139444290A+ club (S rank after danchou's new uma bots come online), discord optional, has website, has IRC
>>583092690do you ever sleep schizo tranny
>>583092673I saw someone do that sometime agothey had 564 and some sprint gold as a front, it seemed silly but you can probably gamble a win with that
>>583092073Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will change to 20 million if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes, dont ask for sash.>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>583092834stop making rooms and get to fan farming slave
>>583092673the only way for 564 to be a reliable trigger and not a waste is to literally never have any gold that can trigger after the 50% point
>>583092873Have you ever considered it's more than one person that wants you to fuck off, jpnigger?
>>583092996No one really believes thispeople might not care about jp umas and maybe some don't like them, but they don't go balls to the wall like the (singular) jpschizo
>>583092341I miss that series, heard theres a remake but I still havent started Daybreak and behind by 3 games
>>583092953Nigger go fuck yourself
>>583093094i think you're both annoying
Goddamit it
>>583092761Funny that this info is only available on the official news site. Gametora's condition and the ingame description does not say this.>as well as most skillsPeople would be more strategic about this if they gave a list, but since it's "most skills" people just concluded already triggered = won't 567.
>>583092996>v>jpcmon now he's a turbo larper schizophrenic that bought an account during mant
>>583092673i tried solid strike because it does something no matter where it gets triggeredi didn't really pursue it though
>>583092953>>583093127
>>583092834>>583093127could ppl please make him stop saying that by pressing the thing? would also remove a shitstirrer from the thread, thank you!
>>583092690Get back to sucking my dick
Tachyon LOVE
>>583093094I do schizo out over jpnigger sometimes, it really depends on my mood. Most of the time I let it slide until you fags get real annoying
>>5830928346/950 mins left
>>583093110Need threesome sex with them.
>>583093384>acting all innocent when he's also a shitstirrer
>>583093164Haha, get on my level.I realized that I had just one more higher rated uma that wasn't already on the team so it bumped it over
>>583093591I'm as sweet as they come
>>583093384No one uses the N word more than McQueen
>>583093384sure anon I will lend you my strength this time
>>583093725>did I scared youstopped reading therecan we execute these retards
Any clubs open worthy of the mejiro name?
>>583093384>>583093765>samefag
Is there any point of keep playing Dream Team after getting SS rank?
i feel like the mejiros owned slaves im gonna go to the tracen library to investigate see you all later
ExcelUmabros...
>>583093787>no repliesSigh...
>>583093892Eughhh
Kawakami Princess doesn't exist.
>>583093819>retarded AND a newfagcheck timestamps next time nonny
>>583093787Depends, are is your name Mejiro Dober?
My club recruited members without advertising in the thread... What does this mean?
>>583093871did they die
>>583093207>People would be more strategic about this if they gave a listThere you go
Mambo is dying again after their unusual visit to the 200s.
TOKAI TEIOI RAPE YOU
>>583093995It means you're in Bricked
>>583093963>4chanXhuh
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt
>>583093963I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
>>583094054
7.
>>58309283two murmurs aint enough to stop herSS Cafe p2?Bourbons PoC procced twice interestingLast room325804383258043832580438
>>583093829your 60 reward 1int bakushinretardbro
>>583094174>4
>>583066981mambo for u
>>583094120>illiteratewow you really are a thirdie aren't ya
>>583094192I am honestly baffled my spot filler Cafe is beating my actual ace.
>>583093765What happens if you poke her boob?
maya....
>>583093819>>583094120don't you have to clock in your factory work retarded seadog
Canonical Mejiro slave list>palmerSlavs to fuck>ryanChildren of any ethnicity to fuck>doberAmazoness to fuck>ardan Aboriginals to fuck>brightKoreans to fuck their wives>ramonuChinese to castrate>mcqueenBlacks to see how they fuck her loved ones
>>583094258It was luck. Your Grass is naturally better
maybe the only umamusume i dislike is Maya she is so annoying
wish this game had paitouch on the lobby
>>583094441Yeah I was hoping to make a cafe ace this CM but I just couldn't do it so I relegated her to being a stamina Siphon bot to stack with murmer, who knew she could get second? Maybe I'll give her another shot.
Yae
>>583094224So cool...
>>583094603Fuck... *Unzips cock*
>>583094220Very cute
>>583094643yes
>>583094603Zephyr carrying my child...
>>583094603>dark nippledangerously zased
>>583094603
>>583094603huh?
>>583094192Double dom'd and one murmurThanks for joining anondacchis
>>583092673Yes, but OYL espeically has a high chance of triggering in a useless position and any other gold that hasn't triggered or failed the wit check can take 564 and brick your off-style skill.
>>583094783Thanks for hosting bwo
>>583094643Fuck... *Unzips cock*
stop posting pregnant umas! it gives me delusions of actually becoming happy and it also makes me believe it will one day have a family :( (it also makes me hard as fuck)
you guys don't actually like that pic right
>>583093829Fun
>>583094936Pregnancy is inherently hot for men due to evolutionary reasons
>>583094865No. I WILL dream of impregnating Super Creek a dozen times.>>583094936Pregnancy is a based fetish.
>>583094936getting your umawife pregnant and starting a family is sexy and the endgame of all vanilla
>>583094936The freakishly large, dark nipple kind of ruin it, but otherwise yes.
>>583094936you are a genetic dead end, it's over
>>583095329god I look so good
>>583095416Stop Larping you retard,
>>583095329>>583095416sexy and cute
Is Glowie Trainer still around?
>>583093963>>583094367what are you trying to prove here
>>583095128The rare gacha fanart where the husband's genes ACTUALLY managed to win. What a powerful trainer
>the divegrass schizo is still around and still pretending he didn't split the threadjesus christuma musume
still in larp... larpa larpume larpy larpy
>>583095504You talking about the shakurfag?Or do we have some other glowie...
>>583095552who?
>>583095694>>583092157
SIL get your trainer back and ask him to stop shitting up the thread
>>583095616The Blackrock one. Pretty sure there was like an actual Fed employee as well at Ike point, but I forget which branch.
>>583092073Cute!
well it's true we don't have a divegrass team because of the jpfags
Where was this taken?
>forced melty hours*yawn* time for bed
>>583095817it's because of /vt/ though newfag
i think everyone is retarded
I need more borrows
>>583095923no it's not retard. it was said several times umamusume can't have 2 teams
rape is funny
>>583096054Opera...
>>583095793i did my best!
>>583096054Doto would say this after assaulting her trainer
>>583096035>telling linesnaughty naughty
When is l'arp?
>>583096194what kinda lines nonny
>>5830962129 months from now
>>583094725thank u!me continue drawing tomorrowgoodnighto
im too bored to play any gamenothing sweet to eat eitherpain
This beast is kinda sexy
>>583096234that umamusume can't have 2 teams
>>583096212A future scenario
>>583096285Many are saying this
>>583096285
>>583096234suzuka's body type is a line
>>583095719>The Blackrock oneLike the investment company?Dunno anything about that.I only really remember>The mambofag company regional branch manager/president (or whatever) that takes their little mambo doll on business trips>The Shakurfag DoD glowie that warned us about the burgers kidnapping venezuelas former president like an hour before it actually went downAnd i think one of us works in the oil drilling business or something.
>>583092673I made a golshi for last cm that had daring strike into solid strike. She did had like 10% wr. I'm sure there's a strong combo you could try but it's literally the most gamble imaginable so nothing will actually be "good".
in 2 or 3 years support card will give uma 3 golds, how do you deal with the dreadful feelings that your cards will be useless
>>583096273
>>583096527this is true, this is why i never pull on cards
>>583096527I get them all retard
hey
level 6 guts training all night until we are both tired
>>583096312>>583096353Cute too!
>>583096594sank kyou for being a loyal slurper paypiggu-san
Sleep deprived because of nightly anal masturbation...
>>583096297it's literally in the archiveactually, from where the fuck did you bring /vt/ as the reason, it doesn't even make sense
>>583095329I wish she was that thick and busty
>>583096759post pics next time instead of just throwing out claims without substance
>>583096932like you would pass up breeding me anyway
>>583096648She doesn't have just that
>>583096789im not that nonny but the guy who tried to make /umaglobal/ was a retard and also this thread is too hostile to divegrass to get a team https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565977456/#566157510
kek Rice looks so dumb here
>>583097251laisu NEVER looks dumb
How accurate?
>>583097251
>>583097251she always looks dumb.
>>583096789>>583097142also another post straight from vgl commissioner https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566052179/#566060650
>>583097335The commissioner is a whiny faggot who cares about his opinion also his oshi sucks
kill yurrself
>>583096259Then why are they already in france...
Do I ignore this if it comes this late? Maybe try for the healing skills?
>>583097052i wouldn't miss that chance for nothing, doing it for hours
>>583097251she's playing shogi alonewhat a loser
almost 2027 and the virtual soccer talk is still comingthis general gets more depressing by the minute
>>583097421If the French made sense, they wouldn't be French anymore
>the BEAST of the mejiro clan>the shadowroll BEAST>the grey BEAST>the BEAST of the golden gen>THE BEAST super carwhy are there so many beasts in the game?
>>583097441always gamble
>>583097421Takes 9 months to spawn a rain shaman
>>583097440
What's worse, virtual soccer, virtual youtubers, or virtual club drama?
>>583097142>this thread is too hostile to divegrassyeah you're right. /uma/ hating fun does add up
>>583097620Virtual ERPing
>>583092073First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invit
>>583097620virtual samefagging
>>583097374ok well his opinion does matter if you care about this thread ever having a teamjust correcting the lies regarding why global doesn't have a teamthere's no rule against a game having multiple teams if there are multiple threads for the gameschizos from /vt/ whoever the fuck may have caused the thread split, but if someone from /here/ steps up and drums up enough support, we can have a team. that's that.
>>583097469(>~<)
>>583097052Your trainer dumped you for Hokko Tarumae
>>583097520there were a lot of BEASTS in actual keiba
>>583097441healing skills if they're useful and you want to high rollotherwise take health for the large energy recovery
>>583097727
>>583097785not cranky anymore? read my message
>>583097251Rice is smart
They just skipped this goal for some reason? Was it related to the failed gamble earlier?
>>583097727hey i watched that a few days agoi wish hololive did even more uma stuff
Post something cute
>>583096660OGURIN A CUTE
>>583097874
>>583097968The cutest umadol
>>583097494I bing'd it and it's Sunday you miscreant. Not only that but the course is called fucking LONGCHAMP. Jesus Christ what is wrong with them.
>>583097968you first
>>583097941Dis you not read Machitans story? She has a nosebleed and can't race that turn
>>583097963Not after Kaela's shamefur dispray
Love cows
>>583098127Yes but why?
>>583097968
>>583098019>Opera inspired by oguri>The drama of oguri's career made opera become a dramafag for life
>>583097782this clarify the situation better, ty anon>but if someone from /here/ steps up and drums up enough support, we can have a team. that's that.unfortunately I don't think this will ever happen
>>583098168going to the race is not canon IRL so she can't go
>>583097441For me it depends on how the run is going. I never have the balls to go for strength chakra, but I occasionally go for winning chakra. If I'm already out of dates, then I always just tell her to fuck off and take the 10 energy.
>Tachyon gets Normal mood>instantly kills her own career and youwhy the fuck did they design it this way
>>583098203I said CUTE not DANGEROUS
>>583098168read the story
>>583098231It would be cinema
>>583098318I'm asking in terms of gameplay, as in is it chance based depending on what happened, like some stats, mood, skill learned, etc. The story, which I've read, does not explain it other than she's sick and can't go.
>>583098383That is a good picture...
>>583097441You can always take Health for a low risk energy boost.
>>583098203gonna listen to her full songnot a fan of her gang but she's cool
>>583098419The RL horse dropped out due to a nosebleed, so it happens in her story. It has nothing to do with the accupuncturist.
>>583098419for tannhauser, this always happens to her and the goal list is sort of like a fake out for people who are reading the storythere are other careers where you can make a choice to modify the career goals from the baseline, but there's only 1 currently available uma where something happens to the career goals based off her actual condition in game.
>>583098803Holy shit it's Bamboo Muteki and Yaeno Memory
>>583098692>gonna listen to her full songBased, it's probably in my top 5 uma solo songs.
>>583098560Yeah, I like the goofy ones too.
>>583098419There's no reason. You weren't punished for some gameplay issue it's just a surprise setback.
>>583098656Is she wearing fucking spats
>>583098803well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
>>583098819Brian?
>>583098982>>583098309
Should I be avoiding umas that have scenarios with negative effects? Like just read it once and don't touch it again?
>>583098309keibalorelet...
>>583099076You run your favorites, simple as
this is so lame brickedbros
>>583098896Yeah and if you had any taste you'd find it extremely hot
>>583099076I've won plat with Taishin.
>>583098853damn it is good, has everything I likeit gets a 9.25/10 from me for nowvery good
1,000,000 children
How Super Creek would react if I said I wanted to be breastfed for real during the goo goo baby play?
>>583099231I have no idea what Taishin's career is like.
>>583099171I want to breed her
>four more months
>>583099325Fuck do you mean February 2027 is in four months that's still 3 years away
>>583099264That's literally all she wants
>>583099424>that's still 3 years away
>>583099264
>>583099076No. Some careers have curveballs, but no career is too difficult to be the sole factor in preventing an uma from being CM viable. But if you don't plan on running an uma for CM or TT or whatever, there's no reason to run her once you've had your fill of her story.
>>583099264fuck do you think happens otherwise during goo goo babies?
>>583099318Having sex with your own daughter is an immoral sinHOWEVER
>>583099264she reports you to tazuna and gets you fired
>>583098853>>583098692It's definitely going to be used for her anime once they're done with Cinderella Gray. You can tell exactly wha the 1:30 length edit will be
>>583099171Seeing Red Desire drawn with Manhattan Cafe genuinely activates my baby fever
>>583098313this is a cute uma thougheverbeit>>583098692laurel's slender body UWWWOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGHHHHH
>>583098692>>583098853Which one? Spotify link doko
>>583099687I haven't had any sexual relations with Cafe so Red Desire couldn't be my daughterTherefore it's fine if we have a lot of sloppy lovey dovey impregnation sex
>>583099264Let's say you wouldn't need to eat for the rest of the day.
>>583099902https://open.spotify.com/track/1oYmCh4sGjUuQYlgnVVXiR?si=4a6afdf2ca5649a1
>>583099687SNIFFFFF
>1,008,742
>>583099298She crashes out the turn before the KKK Sho that drops two moods and applies practice poor.
Would Maruzensky play goo goo babies with me?
>>583100208No, she'd play sixty seven with you
>>583099872laurel and laurelposters owe me sex
>>583100045I think you should #killyourself
back to bedrotting
>>583092073Casual B+ club ButtSweat is recruiting again, two spots left.No quota, doing dailies regularly is enough. It's a pretty good place to settle down.If you need to be away for some time just say so in the chat. Leaving for 5 specific days is totally fine tooReply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
manual fan runs on ura are comfy
I love my genius wife!
>>583100610Meds?
Playing GL manually is kind of comfy, you are always waiting to see when the rainbows will completely disappear or when the event chains will stop showing up. Don't even feel the need to give up the run, just fuck me until the last turn.
>>583100630What if I prefer TittySweat?
I've said it before but learning not to emotionally commit to a Grand live run is the key to success. You have so many check boxes you have to check and just one fucking off makes the run dead. Now I don't get angry while playing grand live
>>583100875>just fuck me until the last turn.Don't mind if I do.*unzips dick*
Falco more like Fallco
I play GL for hag hello sex
which clubs are this?
>>583100774just took themno energy for a melty todaywould like to disappear is allshutting myself off from the outside world is my only comfort
>>583100875I have a fetish for alcoholic adult women
>>583101093blogpost morre runs so I can laugh at your bricks piling up
>>583101060flaco is a WHOREEE
It's always funny seeing posts clearly baiting for (You)s and not getting any
>>583100875What's the ABV of her breast milk?
>>583101073/Uma/ ClubUma&Co
>>583101073people will see this and still say dicks over 7" are too big for women to take
>>583101252Straight up kumis comes out instead of regular breast milk.
>>583101093Does /uma/ count as the outside world
>>583101150I'm clanking>>583101378noit's my world.
>>583101368That's actually pretty sexy
>>583092690>>583092515Counterpoint: she's in Party Dash which has a Western localization, therefore technically making her a global Uma
>>583101317Women are definitely masochistic.
>>583101450This whole world belongs to Almond Eye and we're lucky to live in it.
