Almost Dead EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>582316491
>the jobless loser has awakened around EU noon and remade his precious thread to hang out with his only social circlewaaaaaaack, whaddup bucko?!
The alien survivals are fun
>>583122158>most anticipated piece of media in history>no one wants to discuss ititsjoever
>>583125142>no one wants to discuss it>threads on /v/ about gta 6 reached bump limit within hours each time an article, press release or feature droppedI feel the discussions are very much alive on boards that don't suggest it's a GTAO only threadif the OP was called GTA VI & Online general it would attract more people. just how Rockstar Games generals were good when RDO wasn't dead.GTAG got bad optics man. It wants the Lucia coomers, not the online uncs with their hrt hags.
>>583123382You again? Don't you have cocks to suck somewhere else?
>homo instantly hijacks the discussion with his gay fetish
>>583123382normal people>Thanks for making the thread!you for some reason>YOU DO NOTHING! YOU ARE NOTHING!Why are you the bad guy from a hair metal band music video? We're not gonna take it.>>583125626So you're saying people are too stupid to figure out that they can talk about GTA 6 in the general called "grand theft auto"?If that's the case then I'm happy they don't post here.
>>583125626I mean actually discuss it, /v/ threads are just bait
>>583127169No i didn't say, I meant it is bad optics if it looks like uncs troon chacters in GTA V. Calling it GTA VI & Online general and selecting an image with GTA VI Lucia at least makes the people interested in it.If you looked at any of the threads people don't fucking care for online all that much when discussing 6.>>583127468dismissing all as bait is just ignorant.I can show you countless threads that went past bump limit within single digit hours without any bait and had subsequent follow up threads linked.
Here's the last thread cover, I forgot to post yesterday.>>583127468/v/ threads are 90% people calling each other shills or indian
>>583126713scared to reply directly, cocksucker?
>random lvl 26 teleports the entire lobby to him and keeps kill chaining usEnhanced is hacker free like they said
>>583127772>people don't fucking care for onlineYeah and those people cry because 5 never got story DLC, fuck those people, the story is easily the worst part of every GTA game.
>>583128110i've encountered a modder once, he was spawning things and cloning memy clones were in my clothing but the face was completely wrong
You guys think we can squeeze a Halloween cover?I'm thinking of doing a cosplay of a tryhard for my costume this year.
>>583128758Tryhard cosplay you say? An old one without the weird white face pain and demonic red/black eyes.
>>583128901Yeah something like that. I usually do some Catrina/Sugar Skull costume or the Mime girl... this being a mix of both.
Some fuckery's happening again. The open road page freezed and stuck on my screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-W1y68EW0
>>583129638Super annoying bug, I think the only way to fix is to restart the game.
>>583135545That's what i did. Wow it takes forever to join online.
>>583128901Could've been better but I can't be arsed to get myself glitched outfits.>>583129135Smile is too big to be a tryhard but the paint and style fits the theme.
>>583127468That, and they also go by too quickly for comfort, I wish there was a nice middle ground >>583131564Hot post more
another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7OIP1zK-Jc
>>583123382dial 8
>unlike the thread.. no anon.. I will not kms, but the thread will just die because page 10
We are all here, suckers:>>>/v/748895413
>>583144073>/v/roonngmi
we are hitting an all time low, fellow gtaggers
>>583144073No I'm not. I hate spoilers.
If grandy thefty 6 does not have a dedicated retrowave station i won't buy it.youtu.be/DCas2ZWGwl4?si=n1krX3kTTktmXoDl
>>583122158Why not just wait for GTA6 at this point? Or even move to /vm/ for the time being? Genuine question, we’re just gonna keep getting bumped off as things are.
>>583148427gtag is eternal
PEGI rating description is up>You can dismember people>You can snort coke directly from you hand>You can grab stripper ass and tits during lap dances>Discriminatory language can be heard in the tv shows and on the radio channelshttps://pegi.info/search-pegi?q=grand+theft+auto+vi
>>583151060
>>583151146>>583151060>>583150908>>583142312>>583142514>the only content this thread has>images stolen from /v/>we are so much betterdead
>>583150908>You can grab stripper ass and tits during lap dancesYeah yeah, gta 5 had that, what I need to know is if Lucia can become a stripper.
i subscribed to gta plus. i am not longer on brokie status, right? right?
>>583156992you're not retard status
>>583156650>LuciaJason*
>>583148089I will replace you all with Indians that love gta
>>583159015what if i'm indian
>>583159491my condolences
>>583148089>hootersWait a minute, how come GTA doesn't have a hooters knockoff... who wants a "securo serv" outfit when we could have had a fake hooters costume.
>gtao2i mean this was leaked months ago, but i don't know if i should be disappointed or happy
>>583165743It's missing people shooting down the heli for no reason
>>583165743It looks terrible, can't even tell this is Los Santos
I've crashed to desktop 3 times just now. I was in a public lobby. Gonna do the same thing I've been doing in an invite only lobby and see if it happens again.
>>583122158You know, I never really thought about it until now but its interesting and kinda funny that there is a grand theft auto general to begin with. Its literally the most high profile, mechanically watered down, normie tier series ever made, on a website dedicated to fringe/counter cultural views and discussion. Not hating, I love GTA 6. (5 sucked)
>>583165743That's just the nopixel server thing.
>>583142312The lack of tits is concerning
I don't understand. Didn't Saudi Arabia's government buy a stake into take 2? Why can't they force R* to put Arabic subs in the games? Why do I see this under every single rockstar tweet
>>583182893Being a share holder isn't the same as being in charge. But at any rate, Rockstar has enough money that they could put any game they have into every language that does or has ever existed.
>>583182893Does it say the government of Saudi Arabia wants Arabic subs in GTA6?
>>583182893Is this actually real what the fuck
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>>583167394>can't even tell this is Los Santosyou need more hoursmy head snapped to the ammunation like a sleeper hearing the numbers
strange observation: do you notice you dont see the new cars anymore?in the past dripfed vehicles would be everywhere the week of release. i am yet to see a horus that isnt mineits strange
>>583194475Seems the same to me cause its only me in a private lobby
>>583200327i usually do my initial rounds in the pubs and im basically a contact mission mainnot a single horus and maybe one of the other hsw (pininfarina?)thingymaybe 1 other 12 cilindriit started after the ford gt release because i SAW those emphasis on sawin general i think wealthy legacy players have all but dropped gtao on series
bump
Did they nerf the payouts of security contracts? I distinctly remember that the professional tier ones payed out closer to 45-50k per contract.
>>583165743looks like a modded sims city >>5831709946 isn’t out though
>>583170994It's not 2004 anymore, 4chan is normie central.
jason looks so much better with long hair
The wheelie bar on my Lurcher seems to noclip into the road.
>>583194475true>>583213428no tits, no ass either it's just shapewear
>>583186593Yeah it's real. Look at any recent Rockstar tweet and people are spamming this image.
>>583182893They need to add explosive vests too!
>>583182893>why>why>why>I don't understandYou are too dumb to know what "A-shares" and "B-shares" are and how voting works in a board of top shareholders. People of inferior intellect should ask less questions and be humiliated more often to stay silent.
>>583228883>>why>>why>>whyhttps://youtu.be/ElN_4vUvTPs
>reddit mod posting ryona on mainmaybe that anon was right... maybe reddit is the best place to post about gta
>Jason and Lucia don't have to be a coupleIs this implying what I think it is?
>>583236532Yeah. They can be BFFs who rob things together and have a FWB thing from time to time.
nice, I'm not sure about the BFF thing it seems they're just going to be tied together by circumstance
>>583236594Exactly, Felons With Benefits.
>>583182893r* should use AI to do it
>>583236594lesbian lucia confirmed
Bought an auto shop for the first time, watched the first cutscene and I already hate the 2 gooners. Jesus Christ, they act like they did all the work and I did nothing. I hope R* kills them off in 6.
i'm just gonna kill myself
>>583250396>you look like a hoNow granted, I did, but its still rude.
>>583255402I took that as a compliment but this asshole acts like I'm a startup while I run multiple businesses, robbed banks, and saved the planet from an insane AI. Bitch worries if I'm a cop.
>>583251865wait another 47 days at least
I think i have finally found the perfect color scheme for this car.
>>583251865That's terrible but I get it man, could you leave me with a VI pre-order, it's not like you're going to need the money
>>583262653you are a vulture
i'm calling this number right now
It's weird knowing we will get to play GTA VI really soon.I really wish rockstar wasn't so greedy, I have a PS5 to play it but I rather just jump straight into PC, PS5 copies will be unplayable once we get to experience 60-250 FPS.
>>583264126How can they do that
>>583266142they can also lengthen your penice
>>583247315You know the game was insanely spoiled on /v/ in 2023, right?it's crazy no one brings up those posts, all endings were spoiled, and the way the relationship and cheating works was also spoiled.You cannot make Jason or Lucia gay at all
>>583263049I was making a reference
>>583251865as if you were capable to not fuck that up as well
>>583268083How do you know me so well?
>>583266727u gay af bruh
>>583262645that supra is sick, well done anon. Is it a crew color?>>583269325this >>583268083 has a point. Talking from experience i tried to an hero, everything as planned but me dying, i let physic do the job and still woke up afterward much to my dismay. With everyone surprise i quit with little to no permanent damages hence i keep shitposting here. Meanwhile Agatha-anon did it (rip in peace). Moral is whatever you do, make sure your chance of failing are 0%
>VI final mission>Jason and Lucia at the docks>Raul betrayed them>starts rambling about how “it had to happen” while laughing like a dickhead>BANG>Raul ragdolls into the water>Jason and Lucia stare at each other>then look at the camera>ENTER YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME:
>>583274416It is a crew color. But it's not supra. It's celica (calico).
>>583274497>enter character name>loading screen>enter character customization>loading screen>failed to connect to rockstar services>retry>loading screen>welcome to gta online 2>there was an error while attempting to connect to rockstar services, please try again later
>>583274416>Agatha-anon did itQRD?
>>583275257>regular poster for years>"loves" Agatha Baker from Casino update>becomes their signature, hence the nick>always post gtaO weekly events as regular as clockwork with signature Agatha pics attached>one day announces he's going to an hero and asks someone from /gtag/ to take his place posting weeklies> day after he's gone for gooddidn't make a big deal, didn't look for attention or bullshits. I'd like to hope he just quit 4ch but
>>583276994damn, /gtag/ lore goes deep and dark
>>583275146kino
>hear about steam beta having a "big art mode" >cool can't wait to add my character to it>weeks pass, update never comes>look news again>its for the steam deck and big picture viewMy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.>>583262645Bery Nice.>>583266142It's the # for border patrol, they fix your accent by sending you back.
>>583274497>character standing in door way>you see their silhouetteSHE'S BACK, BABY!To be fair, I don't think that would work for most characters, lol.
>>583122158>solomun played in a real gangster party in my country
>>583284002I didn't know Solomun was a real guy.
>mfs this thread
>Game Writer Elizabeth Gauvey-Kern
>>583289067>bitch with hyphenated lastnameGrim.
>>583274497
>>583251865yeah
>>583262645well yes
>dan houser and lazlo out>woke gta online writer in
>>583292213Woker than the guys who wrote a wacky pansexual canadian hipster as one of their main characters?
>>583289067
>>583292213meds
I can't stand GTA 5 and its graphics / physics anymoreI can't stand Los Santos anymoreI need GTA 6 (PC) NOW.
>>583292502nice argument lol
>>583290310the fucking worst
>>583292708How can i argument your headcanon
>>583292842>headcanonlmao brothey leftnow it's >>583289067try defending this one champ
>>583293143You think that literal who replaced dan houser and lazlow and not Rupert Humphries. You are a subhuman
>Elizabeth Gauvey-Kern
>>583293319this is some weird cope lmao
>>583293351>>583293443>>>/v/eddit
>>583293443There's no cope, there's the truth (my post) and your headcanon fanfiction (your post). You are The Raped.
>>583293643ahahahahahaha you're coping so hardhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gz7VekoQqHA
>>583293851>n-no u coping n-not me uI accept your concession, Raped.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gz7VekoQqHAhahahahahaha
theres ur epic gta6 writing totally not from a woman bro
woke slop was right LOL
>ugly female protag>ugly female writers
^ this nigga is spamming on /v/ and here
>>583295205
>Opening mission for GTA 6>Lucia and Jason track down and execute: Dax, Sessanta, Moodymann, Lester, Tao Cheng
she's so pretty lol
>>583295439I would only weep for Les
>Opening mission for GTA 6>Jason gets cucked immediately
she's so pretty bros
y'all can't handle a real queen huh
>>>/v/748991240>>>/v/748991240>>>/v/748991240>>>/v/748991240
she (he) is so pretty bros
god she's HOT
DAMN he was right
chat is this real?
>>583287758that’s so true I look like that and do that :)
cmon dont die again you dogshit general
>>583292350Who
>>583302010What you mean who? Trevor. Who else could it be?
>already at 7All those literal what animu gacha chinkslop generals must be something!
>>583307012>All those literal what animu gacha chinkslop generals must be something!They don't talk about their game, it's all mostly poster drama
>>583307162Speaking of anime, has there ever been an attempt at an anime style gta-esque game?
>>583308046>has there ever been an attempt at an anime style gta-esque gameAnanta
>>583304628I didn’t know he was pansexual or a hipster
>>583308109How is this my first time hearing about it? Seems like some shit I would've already heard about or would've seen in whatever recommendations.Definitely will keep an eye on it.
>>583310616It's just a chinese copy paste of gta 5 with a 3d anime texture over itAtleast i think it will be free 2 play
