Previous:>>583176312>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Tachyon LOVE
>>583199646rice breadbred rice
brown hour
free soda!
>>583199721Rice on my bed NOW
>>583199642dirt umas need 60k+ fans, while turf umas such as Bakushin need 70k+
>>583199829Rice on my bread
>>583199829You shouldn't be eating in bed, it messes up your ability to sleep
>>583199715love evil women
Is regular Sei weaker as an ace than BallSei this CM?
ryan LOVE
Wise Gang wins the 3rd race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
the /uma/club diaspora will happen for realsies this timetrust the umaplan
>>583199917What if I'm not sleeping after eating the Rice, if you catch my drift
>>583199646Umatism is recruiting THREE people this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) and check a member's ingame profile to get to the club page.
>>583199920
>>583199646raisu luv
ban currenposting
>>583199980I like it when anime girls are drawns with all their teeth in this manner. They look very lickable, a perfect spot to place my balls and penis too.
>>583199980are you an insider or just making it up
>>583200104big love
>>583199980Bestie I am begging you to spill the tea
Sword of State wins the 3rd race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>583200262put that fucking burger away
rice on my platerice spreading hate
>>583200072cute image
Me with my mambo plush
>>583200334Rice would never do number two
>>583200325
>>583200090I made this screenshot
>>583200404all umas have to go number two at some point
>>583200426Licking Jordan's burgertasting anus
>>583200535There are no toilets in Tracen
>>583200574that's unrelated
>>583200574Yes my mouth
>>583200574Where do they poop then
hey
>>583200383Thank you, I made it months ago when danchou wasn't around to advertise the club
>>583199980Do we have any updates
>>583200668They don't. Their anus is there purely for sex.
>>583199937need ryan to hydraulic press my cock with her pussy muscles
ts gayer than that Uma S2 episode
>>583200813Does that mean they can get pregnant by anal?
>>583200715hey
>>583200715
Grazing the roof with Boquet'dor
>>583200479now i have a boner
>>583200813Rob Roy is not for sexualizing.
rice in my mouth
My Rices names is penis
>>583201637Fag.
rice in my heart
Is ButtSweat still hiring?
>>583200914Curren accidentally sucked me off as a gag and got pregnant after. Anal should also work.
I don't get my bad luck with this game anymore, it's always so fucking hard to get the right songs
Which uma for malfoid feels?
>>583200901
Dera Sugoigan wins the 4th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>5832018241st concert songs barely even matter as long as you get through enough cheap techniques which you have
what happened to cock posting? we don't do that anymore?
>>583202028clingy girl
>>583201947
>>583202102Be the change you want to see.
>>583202112this artis is funny
Actually living rentfree in my head right nowPlease helpI need her out
>>583202102Dramawhores made the thread too gay, the cockposters went away
>>583202278Count that as a win
>>583202278wtf I love currenposters now
>>583202223yeah
>now have 120 uma ticketsok I will have .6 of a spark by the time Brian rolls around. This could be doable. It's still kinda dumb, but it's doable.
>>583202247Haha gays on you
racing spirit guts will be my secret tech for Sprint CM, please do not copy my strategy
>>583202278But that makes no sense
Behold, the ultimate boyuma
>>583202439They were afraid a currensis would doxx them and come suck their dick off but not as a joke
>>583202360it's my pleasure! Curren-Chan's cuteness is a Faggot Repulsor!
>>583202153Crazy how gold city stocks have dropped significantly
>>583202491I just love all the seiun sky netorare material
>>583202490I'll fit one of them whole in my mouth even if I have to break my jaw to accomplish that!
>>583202524I guess I have to thank my local curren poster now
>>583202247Rape Gorushi
>>583202559crazy how easy it is to lie like a rug
>>583202395holy meta slave not a unique pick in the list at all
>>583201784Yes one spot actually. Post id
>>583202670He knows. He's going after you now
Should my last ace be Cafe and run Kris S stam or Japan's best racist and run Creek and just get scramble?
>/uma/ is pretending to like gold city again
Bright Man wins the 4th race (3YO+ Jump Open) at Tokyo
>>583202247Gold Ship should've been a horny teenage girlWhat a waste
>buttsweat filling before /uma/ club
>>583202734CB, Hokko, and Swimsuit Suzuka are meta? Ramonu (trainee) is meta? First I'm hearing it.
>>583202981the retard probably stopped looking at the 2nd line
>>583202858>pretending
imagine if you never train with rulership, you just hide in her gamer cave, play hentai games and fuck all day
>two weeks of parent LOOOOOPing>one week of ace GRINDing>qualify for finals>eagerly await the race>lose to a day-old blaze brian
>>583203181That would be sad. As if you ruined her life being her trainer.
>>583203247but did you have fun playing the game?
>>583202981CB is the best end closer until OrfevreHokko is Nishino for dirts but you can't cope with borrowing her as parent, which makes her very strongSwimsuit Suzuka is ridiculously strong for mediums
>>583203247if you lose to a last minute half baked uma then you wasted all that time playing the game wrong
>>583203247
>>583203403>losing to a perfect .4 accel into a .55 finishing velocity means you're bad
>>583203501Yes, you're coping already for being bad at the game.
>Want to run Biwa/Natie/Machitan theme team for CM20>Biwa comes along after a few runs>Natie and Machitan lowroll constantly and produce nothing but glueAt this rate I might just give up and run Taishin/Brian again, GL is way too unkind to 0% speed growth umas
Bros... I think we got a shot at l'arp this year for real...
>>583203501Not him but you're shit at the game.
cm20 status?
>>583202776please respondboth would be running a 1 wit deck
>>583203501your triple front bwo?????????
>>583203247Never happened with SMaruNever happened with XOg
Gametora's new UI is nice because I can do this without the weight getting in the way.
i wish i was cool like special week
>>583203757
>>583203595I dont feel like it, maybe tomorrow
>>583203704Umaface... It's basically a slur...
>>583202102here bwo https://gofile.io/d/YxgE3YCT
i think gold city is a cunt, and i wish that she never spooked me when i was rolling for mummy creek and dia
>>583202247
I wanted Gold City because I'm weak to blondes.Then she never came so now I don't like herThen I locked in as a frontchud and now even if I liked her I'd hate to pull her
>>583204161>weak to blondesseanig...
>>583204037
>>583203130that is assault!!! wtf?! torena wasjust giving good input, and he gets splashed as thanks? what a fucking bitch that uma is
i want the stronger blonde STALLION
assuming i have the pulls to max ramonu out during her first banner but no pulls to roll for a style specific card, is it better to roll for 0lb ancestors and guides?
>shill
>>583204358the most common advice you'll get is to shrimply borrow ancestors.
>>583204358nyo
>>583203861there are cooler umas
>>583203734I literally won SMarus first finals though training her day of? Even beat dirty falcon who was dominating that cm. Xogs had less success on theirs. Blaze banchos supposed to be pretty godly with that Monster skill though. They even gave that skill to anime oguri 2y later, which says a lot.
i do not like how quiet the thread is right...something big is going to happen
>>583204434>>583204461dang, ok
>>583203398>Swimsuit Suzuka is ridiculously strong for mediumsbullsh->checks GametoraFUCK ME she actually looks strong for mediums!>15% speed/15% stam growths>Escape Artist>5s .45 Current Speed increase for ult>1.5s .4 accel Groundwork on Mediumswith Gold Groundwork from Wit Bourbon (which I'll likely have MLB if my pull plan works), Sexsuit Suzuka is going to have an insane .8 accel plus .2 if I get Early Lead, on medium CMs. She is going to be howling out of the gate, goddamn I CAN'T WAIT I LOVE YOU SUZUKA
>>583202981holy fuck you actually might be retarded
Whats the difference of having Ramonu + Fine Motion vs Fine Motion + SR Tachyon
>>583204526F-Falcoposter? Why are you dramabaiting now? Hello?
>>583204626a lot
>>583204526umama and v are just sucking eachother off right now. they usually samefag for hours otherwise
>>583202247>>583204152i have jacked off to swimsuit golshi more than any other uma
Is it safe to assume that this game is absolutely fucked with powercreep like all cygays and just pull new shit always?
>>583204668giwtwm
>>583204760We have 5 years foresight, if you want to be a retard don't blame cygays.
>goldship>sexy
>>583204617anon told me Hokko wasn't very good, that Rickey is better, but Hokko was hotter so I chose HokkoI didn't even really check Sexsuit Suzuka to be honest, she's just my #1 so I was going to pull her no matter whatCB I'm pulling because of propagandaRamonu I'm pulling because of propaganda (I've heard Gentildonna, whom I'm also pulling because of propaganda, is very strong, however)Kitasan Blanco and VFujin I'm pulling primarily because they're strong fronts and I main fronts (VFujin is extra cute, so that's what pushed me from Christmas Paama to her)So I don't think I'm THAT retarded.
(you) roll for uma because you are a metaniggerI roll for uma because I want to see them in concert singingWe aren't the same
>>583204942and how many of them have you helped to the stage?
>>583204937try not to attempt to use whom if you don't understand when it's correct to do so. you just sound retarded and even worse, trying to sound smart
>>583203757which uma?
>>583205057
i have a sudden urge to PUNCH nishino flower.
>>583205039Based. I got Wedding Maya & Nishino Flower to sing Ms Victoria. Every Uma pull should be like that instead of metaslaving
>>583204526[REDACTED]'s head will roll come midnight.
>>583204760just pull for orf bro
Red Seeker wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
Can someone post a gif of any of the chibis using the duster
>>583205045whom is used when the subject is receiving the action of the verb, i.e. the direct object, so it works. >Gentildonna, whom I pulledwould be an equivalent construction
>>583205390shut up
I keep flip flopping between wanting a flat chested loli gf, or a slightly below average height titcow wifeHelp persuade me
>>583205739Why not loli titcow?
>>583204942zased
>Finally had the stats come together>No Long S>None of my cards finish their chainsThis CM is going to be the end of me, somehow it's even harder than building Dirt BNW
>>583204760even with foresight, card rolling is ass so just submit to the auto training and enjoy VN.
>>583205812wtf is this real?
I can only hope for 2nd place. I doubt I'll win and if I do it's because Nakayama pulled something out of her ass.
>>583199646/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is looking for three very nice torena-san's who are interested in an S-rank club with lots of extra fun stuff such as club races, events, carat giveaways, and more!~reply to apply!
>>583205970Yes
Yeah, do you think it's cute that I'm so fucking stupid?Tell me that it is, 'cause I'm tired of being useless (yeah)I've been up for three days, everything is hauntedEverybody's evil and there's bugs inside the carpetDo you think I'm frightening? Organ chords and lightningIf I show my fangs, will you tell me that they're cool?Mirrors shatter when I'm passing, broken glass and crashingLittle blurry stars scattered all across my room
>>583205917>card rolling is assvery true. It's so fucking stressful. Compared to that, umarolling is an absolute blast.
>>583206097>S-rank club
>>583206097You mean two..?
>>583205045goddamnit anon you made me double check the rules on whom vs who. Thought I'd used it correctly but you made me doubt myself for a sec, good troll/10
I love my genius wife!
Why the Zenno Rob Roy posting? I was already going to roll for her anyway.
>>583206391I'm not gonna but I love seeing her beautiful face and exquisite tits
>>583206097~9M/day, thereabouts? I'm in an A+ club right now, only did ~115M last month, but it was all parent runs. If I did Maruzensky fan runs at 1.1M/career, that might be doable. Maybe.
>>583206097
yea
I broke free and am not invested in this game anymore but I'm plastered so hope you all are doing well and having fun with your dacchis or more than dacchis.Ai-chan love
Val Camonica wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
Reminder: Any drama surrounding /uma/club is OFF-TOPIC!
>>583206685sigh... i guess we can't make fun of the thread shit stirrers
Every morning I do calisthenics with Tucker's Skill Up Island.
>>583206487a little less last time I checked anon, but yeah! it doesn't hurt to try and with help from giveaways and events you end up positive for those few seconds you need to set up and fire away the fanruns or parent loopa between regular play anyways>>583206571hi!
>>583206967>calisthenicsbased I started doing this and it is so much better than just lifting weights
>>583206656Malpensa mentioned
>>583206650I hope you're doing well for yourself, and don't go overboard!Ai-chan love.
>robroyposting
>>583207156WHERE IS ITWHERE IS IIIIIT
I can't believe Rob Roy will be real in a week
>>583207243she looks normal height here
It's a good thing you only need a mouse to play this game, cause I'll be one-handed the entire time I'm looking at her.
Any mandatory secret events I have to hit with Grass?
>>583207578Other than the one where she lets you sniff her butt not really
>>583207578the one where she demonstrates how to be a yamete nakadashi
>>583207570At who
>>583207578just the one that you need a VPN for unless you're from that country
>>583199646First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot left.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583207703
>>583207762>Login, do an auto career, request hoesUHHHHHHHHHHHdo you get hoes? Because if so, I'm dumping my club and joining you guys
Kikko Bello wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>583207652>>583207678>>583207704Okay!
>11 ura fan runs to farm 200 caratsI still have the ace runs to do
is there anything worse than feeling like you're just existingwake up, want to sleepget to my desk, want to lie down againdoing absolutely nothing
>>583208172you have to look at your danchou in the eyes and tell him to F off with the fan runs, do aces first
>>583208202I felt like this and got a job and feel much better. But that could also probably make you more miserable.
>>583208202What made you feel this way
>>583207896>do you get hoes?No, that's why we are requesting them.
>>583208202Yeah, reading your off-topic post
V status?
>>583208339why ruin rice like this
>>583208202>doing absolutely nothingYou better be doing your fan runs at least.
>>583208202get a hobby
>>583208326Destitute.Miserable.Full of woe.
>>583206571Sigh
>>583208273getting kicked from my club
>>583207430I'm sorry if her tits look too small to you
>>583208424What did you do...
>>583208339I was thinking ehh until I scrolled down and saw The Gap
>>583208424by the time you were invited back you were already in another club
If I leave but come back to the same club do my monthly fan count actually come back or it's gone forever?
>>583208393gp/parent runs yea, but not as much
>>583208614gone forever
>>583208519we love Rob Roy here
>>583208424you're so beloved there was another club waiting for you 2 minutes after the kick
Before loopa I would've shit my pants and cum if I got sparks like this...
Ikuno in my Dictus
am I wasting cleats by buying the make debut SR tickets? I'm pretty sure I have every make debut SR mlb at this point
>>583208614it comes back on trackers but i don't believe it counts for them overall that month come back anyway bwo
>>583208739I keep doing it for the infinitesimal chance I'll get more copies of Falco or Finemoan SSR.
>>583208004Sigh *unzips*
>>583206650Mambro...
Team Utopia wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>583208565Why the hell would you kick someone only to invite them back?
>>583209042Allen's POV...
There needs to be more art of Rob Roy with her tits out standing next to a tall uma for emphasis on her short height.
There needs to be more art of Rob Roy instead of gay shit like >>583209216
>>583209000tiring of the manegerial burden of someone but then realizing that for the people that matter most there was no stress and rather some of the same affection you held would be one example
>>583208339rice!
holy mental illnessget a job neighas
>>583209084weird way to spell V
>>583209348Rice is beautiful! I love her fat tits!
>>583209348rice if she was a HERO
I geniunely can't tell if I'm struggling to build aces because I suck at GL, don't have a strong enough deck or am just getting fucked by RNG.
why is Umama so mentally illNo don't say tranny
>can't bet for L'arc through JRA sitebruh zone
rotting
>>583209610>I suck at GLIt's not like there's a different approach than >chase rainbows>press stamina on dead turns with high energy>date LH on dead turns with low energy
>>583208519i dont think i said anything like that bwo
>>583208739Its not a waste to spend your gold cleats on it, since you get them refunded if you dont spook an SSR.As for the 50 bronze cleats, I have been considering not spending those either. However its only a waste if you run out of cleats and become unable to afford your 4 monthly tickets. Just keep an eye on how many cleats you have and how long it will be untill you plan to pull on a support banner.
>I sure do love getting my good run fucked because my uma suddenly threw in the races and I cant retryyeah not bothering with aces till they add that feature in the next scenario
I dreamt of laurel last night. Up until now, I have never really woken up with cum in my shorts from wet dreams. Damned succubus....
Panthers wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
Is this normal range for someone at my level? I redid that Haru Urara four times and she's still hugely underperforming while that's like my 3rd Suzuka I made.
>>583209964>can't retry racescome home, anon
I feel like some SSRs finish its gold skill chain more often than others>>583208739Definitely worth it. You can get spook with SSR I got my MLB Biko from SR tickets back in unity. What else you gonna spend cleats on?
>>583210184If MANT allowed me to be competitive against GL aces I'd honestly just play that scenario
>>583210143I fucking love extreme surge wins
>>583210291Unity has fair chances against GL aces although only the backliners
If MANT was buffed and the menus were sped up in a way it was comparable to a GL run, would you play MANT again or stay on GL?
>>583210184I would unironically go back to trackblazer days if we got to keep autoruns. It was parent making that made Trackblazer miserable.
>>583210179seems about right for what you're at. hopefully you started your account rerolling on a banner that had good cards to get you started.
Always BEE Yourself
HOLY
>>583209783>can't even 1500 speed on Tama or Palmer with 3 speed cards>can barely reach 800 stam with 17 sparks>support cards laughing at me by not finishing their chains>light hello giving me recreation after classic year summerLast two are RNG, but it's hard to not feel like you're just playing wrong.
>>583200715>>583201062sorry no drawings today im drunk :333i have to do hishi akebono and kitasan also tomorrow i drink too *gulp gulp gulp*
>>583208202>>583209216do your fan run
>>583210437I would exclusively play MANT for fun if the speed cap were 15001600 speed cap is just too strongblame the 11s that we can't make aces in MANT instead.
>>583210505HERE COME THE DROODS
>>583210593rapes your throatcums inside
>>583210505Not only that but France is in a drought rn. It's our time bros. Rice shower cannot possibly flood the track.
>>583210505This year is the year for sure!!
>>583209216none of this has ever made sense to mei cant just do itim running on less than fumesits always been like this but its gotten a lot worse over timeive had mandatory nap breaks because of itdont have it in me anymore
>>583210575Silly!
>>583210575Please drink responsibly, silly gooseThat way you can drink for longer!
>>583209783>He spends all his dance and Vocal tokens on lessons in junior year.>He buys stamina and guts songs instead of speed power or wit depending on uma growths.>He clicks on a slightly better rainbow instead of a rainbow that gives him the tokens he needs for the next song.
>>583210467Nope, did not reroll at all or even considered doing it.
>>583210505>magically summons a rainstorm in your path on the day
>583210679>short burst at the start of the month only to fall off and not even get within the top 5 fan counts for uma
>>583210505Since I'll be going to bogchamp, I'll water it myself. Don't worry, mambwos.
>>583210593i did 10 yesterdayim done for the month
>>583210721NTA but you are being reached out to by smoke signal
>>583210539Buy the speed songs bozos.I don't care if all three speed cards on on speed in summer, you press that damn stamina rainbow.
>>583203398>The best>2 of the best end closer card is also herI hope not being able to use it for yourself have no drawbacks
Grianmhar wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>583211007NTA NTA, What is that
kingu wuv
>>583211210lurk moar, faggot
>>583210721do you take naps because you prefer being asleep over being awake and conscious, or is because of a physical condition that makes your body run out of energy?>none of this has ever made sense to meyou are not alone on this nonny keep doing your best, then try do better next day little by little, we are all doing the same, there is no need for overthinking
>>583210505>send horse that does well on wet turf>druids banish the rain instead
>>583211251just fapped to that new king NTR doujin, pretty good.
>>583211356kumiyabe?
>>583211356It's not new anymoreUnless it's another one, in which case post it
>>583210340how so?
>>583210721It's time for you to [REDACTED]
>>583211697soon
if tabal or terra win l'arc do you think umamusume will do something that has never been seen before and release the first ever 5* from the get-go?
umamers look at the email u used that one time
>>583212009Falco kneesocks erotic
>>583212019no you stupid retardthe amount of stars never meant anything anyway
>>583210891ah, well, that just makes it a little harder. starting out with a premium card or cards at MLB (KSB, Tachyon, Eishin Flash, etc.) just makes things way easier because you've got something good you can put in every single deck. I didn't reroll either, and I suffered until Tachyon speed banner because I didn't have anything really good.
>>583212067it's still free stats and skill levels without using statues
>>583212019DBQH I honestly wouldn't even be mad if that nepobaby Tabaru lost He's been getting lucky for too long nowI'm only rooting for Terra
>>583212237CHADmire Terra has this in the bagbelieve in our goat
>>583212181>skill levelsbased 3 plat trainer
Terra first, jockey nowhere
Bullet Pass wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
>>583210505
>>583212405An inescapable fear
>>583212405The demons inside her
>>583212405MYSTERY NIGGUMAS
>>583212405Run.
>>583185070their extent of doing things so far has been sending one (1) angry announcementthe game is already well into it's second year and everyone on global has already shit on them for the botting situationif 11s aren't affected the 11 company just simply doesn't give a fuck
>>583212405It's her!
>>583212405Blackface
>>583212237>nepobaby Tabaru???This might be the strangest thing I've seen posted in this general when it comes to keiba
>>583212405Only Suzuka mattersJust Suzuka
>>583212490Sex with this uma
>>583212405UMAMUSUME DARKDOT EXE
>>583212509because these kids are retards
>>583212463Everything turned out okay???
>>583212405Wtf anon I've never seen that race? I think your game is bugged???
I like breasts but sometimes I'm in the mood for a thigh or leg
>incredible run>long S>rainbow after rainbow>senior year summer ends>not a single rainbow until ura finale ended>end with shit statsomigoto nanoja
>>583212619kino concert soon
>>583212521need /uma/bf like this
>>583212623You have to go for the offal if anythingThe liver and heart are the meatiest
Neth read your ICQ messages please
>>583212623What kind of trap question is this?Where I answer is where she's gonna penetrate me?
>7amumasumi
>>583212873Umasumi
>>583212509If you know you know what I meanTabaru shill detected*shoots you*
Wtf ticket's tickets look extra big here
>>583213024Cringe, just admit you are retarded
>>583213024Tabaru defense force ASSEMBLE
>>583213031and on top of that she wears lacey underwear
Stop being rude with each other
>>583213236OkayTruce
>>583213096That Hanshin merchant fraud is doomed in FranceThere won't be any conspicuously timed rain this time
sent
>>583213332You sound like the guy that had a melty after Takarazuka Kinen
Hoiya!
>>583212387HE'S ALL IN
>>583213321Evil women half naked are so fucking hot like they're not even trying and they have that look that says "yeah that boner I did that and can't have this fuck off" and I'm all like "DOOO MEEEEE AAAAAGH"
Fun Time Gift wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>583199646B+ club ButtSweat is still recruiting. No quota, dailies are enough. Nap as you like but not for too long, your umas care about you and so do we.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>583213393You sound like you were paid off by Matsumoto
>>583213529Which uma would have the most butt sweat after a race
>Clubdacchis talking about skipping 5 days to transfer their free pullsDanchou! Please kick the notlogginerinos! Lazy Neighas! I don't wanna fall into A again!
>>583208202I've been dealing with this that it has become the norm, and also because I took /jp/'s forever living the dream too far
>>583199808brown...
Look at this fucking FAILURE
I wish I was in an A club.... I'm A tier easy...maybe A+ even...
>>583208202Go to bed earlier, neigha.
>>583213420Orenji friends!
>>583213817Artist?
>>583213824Apply to /uma/ club they let anyone in
>>583208739You should always buy the silver and gold ones since silver cleats to gold is an upgrade and you have a small chance of SSR spook (I got spooked today and am going to bragpost about it soon). The one in the rainbow tab is a waste.>>583209610Yes.
>>583213952https://x.com/K_nisumi/status/2106215838063968415I think they deleted the actual post
>>583213657some of my clubdacchis will also do it, thinking about it the 5 days of flatlining would cost the club 100-150M fans, your club won't die for missing that
>>583213618
>>583207578>>583208004>>583210943Wife
>>583214249This was how I felt when I won my first & only Plat
Ramla Bay wins Rindo Sho at Kyoto
>>583212623Sir this is not a KFC
>>583214420I really need to start betting on deep impact bloodline horses
...
>>583214523Don't need to be so rudolf...
>>583214561WHY IS THIS CHIBI SO SEXO WHAT THE FUCK
ITS THE SEASON!
>>5832147857 and it's a good year for everyone4 and it's awful
We fucked
>>583214696Nice Nature VA was doing whip bdsm on pakatube
>>583214823Stop it.
Is the newkemono site dead?
>>5832149267 and I stop4 and I keep going until I get a blessing or a curse for everyone here
>>583214561I would let Nice Nature dominate me.
>>583214960the paw one is up for me
>>583215036It seems not to be updating for a few days now
>>583215112I thought the site died
>>583215112no idea then, I see a telegram link on the page you may want to use that and ask them directly
>>5832147857 and we get a xmas fuku alt that uses her fuji kiseki sized tits as the selling point
>>583214960works on my machinei have been edging myself for the past 2 hours
Stop trying to force 7s, Shiraoki-sama will not have her hand forced
7 and i jork it to uma
7 and everyone here lives a good life4 and everyone here lives a good lifeanything else and everyone here lives a good lifefuck your luck idiot take responsibility of your destiny and take action now
WHEN DOES THE FROG DAHBY START TOMMOROW
Seven.
Femme Courageuse wins Yatsugatake Tokubetsu at Tokyo
I don't need luck for shit. I'm cool. I'm awesome. I'm a master of my own destiny.
If this post ends in 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 I fap to an uma tonight.
4 and I have sex with Fine Mo 5 and I have sex with Fine Moposters6 and I have sex with Still In Love 7 and I have sex with SILposters
>>583213821MOGGED
>>583215726>DAHBYThat was a couple of months agoIf you mean L'Arc then 15:05 local Paris time
564 and Tabaru brings hit home for daddeh
Is there a G1 tonight?
7 and something good happen somewhere4 and something bad happens specifically that one anon like getting food poisoning or somethinganything else and this was another wasted post and imagewow incredible imageboard contribution
>>583215726The race is Sunday afternoon in France so whatever that translates to in your time.
>>583215941nyo
>>583215872Uhh so 7:30 more hours?
>>583215941two G2s tomorrow
7 and my FUARKING HERO TERRA wins4 and I kms
>>583215972no, it's on sunday
>>583215946That's a good image though
>>583215972+ 1 day
Minnie Hauk (Tuah)
6 and Terra wins7 and Tabaru wins4 and Japan never wins the L'arc
>>583216013>off by oneNOTLIKETHIS
7 and uhhhhStop being gay
I've been vibecoding so hard that all I've been doing is just sending maya on mant style runs in URAI'm so sorry maya. It's for the casual outfit :')
>>583216073>>583216085Oh, then.. 31 hours and something minutes or so?
>>583216159What are you making
>>583216106TERRAAAAAASWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>583216198yeah, something like that
>>583216106THATS MY FUARKING HERO
>>583216106Someone save this post to celebrate or dunk on this fag after the race
>>583216263the blue screen of rape
>>583216263Nibbling on donkey's mammaries
Japan is so cooked at the Arc this year
>>583216106Just took out a second mortgage on my house and bet it all on Terra. Thanks bro.
>>5832164467 and you're cooked and suck on my cook instead
THE GERMAN HORSE BRIGHT LIGHT WILL WIN
>>583216210Now that I'm done with my custom green 4chan client, I'm making an uma parent scanner and /uma/ summarizer. The latter part I'm not sure if it's gonna work outI've also been making a woman simulator for the past month or two but it's not going well
>>583216547I can't believe Tachyon dies offscreen...
>>583216446French Teio is so erotic...
>>583216525That's too bad. Venus gives those blowjobs that make your toes pop
American Ticket wins Oyamazaki Stakes at Kyoto
>>583216648She's a dirty girl
>>583214561>This image gives me a boner>Really interesting video by a British vtuber kills itDamn, I may not be able to must another one.
>>583216558Putting a baby in Flash's oven!
French umanko stinks really bad tho
>>583216848But you just fell for her plan!
>>583216856need
>>583216856That's not true don't spread lies
>>583216446I want to train her so bad it's not fair
If any french horse wins tomorrow, I'm using what little french blood there's still in me to declare myself french.If anyone else wins, then I'll simply pretend that never happened. it's that easy.
It was my trainee's birthday a few days ago and she asked what I got her as a gift. When I put on one of those comically oversized gift bows and said it was me, she laughed so hard she started coughing up a lung
>>583217202tsuyutore....
>>583217190I'm cheering for Chestnut Rocket cause the story is just amazing
https://jiggie.fun/KcgUnuhttps://jiggie.fun/KcgUnu
Thats it. Im going cold turkey. Today I will stop masturbating for at least a month
>>583217494>Polish owned horsPOLSKA GUROM KURWAAAAAAAA
Unwrap this! *whips out torechinpo*
>No, you may not do a manual run during auto fan farming?>You enjoy playing the game?>too bad, you can do that or get fans, but not both!
Actually wild that Japan won the Breeder's Cup before the Arc
>>583217596true
it's called SPEAKY
Vogel wins Hakushu Stakes at Tokyo
She's got so much money she could just buy Tracen
Bakusea
Next race is Opal Stakes (Listed)
>>583218004Why? Her dad owns the world
my shitposts are ready
>>583217672Perfect nsm proc
>>583218156TOTSUPEAKI
>>583218050>daddy owns the world >has made more prize money than any uma ever The world really isn't fair
>>583218295Yeah, but Yanko a cute tho
>>583218034Red Evans winning this or Davinci
your meal is ready
>>583218295she still loses to the HK enuch sprinter even if he wins BC again the enuch horse will be racing for much longer
>>583217909Tannhauser
>>583218295>>583218343That only makes her sexier, imagine impregnating female Jesus
please lose, japan... it would be so fucking funny...
>>583218456more like win and get disqualified
>>583218497This guy gets it
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY RAISU GET THE BIG HOSE
>>583218456You are acting like that is not the expectation
>>583218497My fuarking hero would deliverTRUST
sex
>>583218343Facts
CUM INSIDE FUKU
>>583218586I know but I'm still rooting for them to die.
>>583218642or what
>>583218642On a lucky (risky) day?
>>583218632Love her dumb little hat
>>583218632What makes umas instinctively act like this
>>583218762They're happy
Why did none of you guys tell me we have a channel just for horse racing
>>583218762They love to run
>>583218762they're idolsidols dance
huushahhhhjjjjcjjuhh hvahshhhhh fuckfklgkfkkkkkkbb soergycyyryryy so3ryyyry fir beugb w ruck uoppp im afucking mistkwke sorrybforrbbieng tjis way itll be over sllllln i promiseee dont hit nme
>>583218946umaconkers is scary
>Notice races are on>Tune in to kick stream for comfy keiba>Loud chink speak
>>583219004sexo
>>583219004I'm going going to hit you, I'm going to cut you and then cum on the wounds
>>583218946What is wrong with you
>>583219004Clam down, nonny~
The funniest thing would be for Terra to repeat his JC performance in Arc. Get first after dropping the jockey.
Lily Joie wins Opal Stakes (Listed) at Kyoto
what are the jap odds at the larc anyway
>>583219004You ever wonder if there are people that like you the way you are and you shouldn't worry so much about it and try to get to the next day?.
>>58321924850/50
>>583219248Either they win or they lose
Next race is Green Channel Cup (Listed)
Daryz has this by the balls i'm afraid....
>>583219329Daring Tact has me by the balls
7 and Japan loses the L'Arc and Yanko loses the Breeders' Cup Classic to Sovereignty
>>583219004Is this polish?
>>583219248Terra is 80/1Tabaru is 40/1
>>583219387uhh
Minnie hawk bros our mare.....
gays on me
>>583219248For some reason no betting yet through the JRA site. I want to vote my FUARKING HERO
>>583219387maru would say this
>>583219387Sovereignty ain't winning shit my guy this is the year of Magnitude
>>583219387BWO.....
>>583219252i eventually tccut off everyone anyway if things go tooo wello
I want to rim Helios.
>>583219640why do you do that
She's too sexy to lose
>>583219640Maybe stop doing that? I have been reading the club chat this whole time and he has been trying really hard for you
>>583219640can relate, you can try to not do it as much as you can and enjoy it will it lasts but there is no need to beat yourself over it
>>583219685cant have good things incase i lose them
Is nepo umanko is good for you?
why are we entertaining the local schizo tonight
u u u uma in brasil!!!
>>583218632Their friendship can't work. Ugly girls can't be friends with hot girls
>>583219816is this mindset from a previous experience
>>583219704my one and true hag HERO...
>>583219948too many
>>583219387That isn't very kinda nice of you
>>583220019were they because of you or something else
Don Erectus wins Green Channel Cup (Listed) at Tokyo
>>583212479So I'll just have to wait for those sweepinoy botters to burnout themselves. Seriously wtf are they even doing with their life...
>>583220060something else but it was probably my fault still
>all my would-be bets lostGood thing I didn't bet today
>>583220214what makes it feel like it could be your fault
>>583220398picking the wrong way to respond
>>583219816bwo be likemood though
derb
a 4chan thread is a strange place for a therapy session
>>583220531mambwo...you just like me
>>583220574Can you stop posting about it without replying to it?I [-] it for a reason
>>583220574CLEARLY you haven't been to threads filled with drunk people yetFun threads desu
i want laurel to sing softly into my ear
>>583220574it's kinda not desu
Stopping for now, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats if they didn't may next time go better, there's 2 allowance races left so if you're staying I wish you the best of luckAbout tomorrow we'll have 2 G2 races, first one the Kyoto Daishoten which has been won by>Super Creek (1989-1990)>Mejiro McQueen (1991)>Hishi Amazon (1995)>Marvelous Sunday (1996)>Seiun Sky (1998)>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi (1999)>T.M. Opera O (2000-2001*)>Narita Top Road (2002)>Tap Dance City (2003)>Sweep Tosho (2006)>Kitasan Black (2016)>Satono Diamond (2018)This race is the trial race for the Tenno Sho Autumnand the Mainichi Ōkan which has been won by>Katsuragi Ace (1984)>Oguri Cap (1988-1989)>Daitaku helios (1992)>Bubble Gum Fellow (1997)>Silence Suzuka (1998)>Grass Wonder (1999)>Eishin Flash (2013)This too counts as a trial race for the Tenno Sho Autumn unless I'm mistaken despite both having 2 different distances, someone more knowledgeable can correct me of course, but with that said I hope you can be here to watch them, and in sunday we'll have the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe which Japan reps Meisho Tabaru and Admire Terra, you better not miss it! and with that said I wish you good luck and good night!the * in the second Opera O victory is the story some may know already about how Stay Gold had cut off Narita Top Road making his jockey Kunihiko Watanabe fall, this caused him to be disqualified and end up last
>>583220574Been watching these two go at it for an hour in the club chatBut I think it is finally over
>>583220681>CLEARLY you haven't been to threads filled with drunk people yetI'd assume they would be hard filtered by the captcha at this point
>Next tier in - 24mln fans>Go to bed>Wake up>Next tier in - 33mln fansI guess clubbing really is a serious business
>>583220531I'm sorry I left mambo bro it wasn't you
>>583220726>This too counts as a trial race for the Tenno Sho Autumnyes
>>583220740leaks?!
>>583220513was this due to one mistaken response or multiple. would something good really be lost that easily?
>>583220749You get sometimes there's no captcha so some still passes through. Some of the posts would be very gibberish thoughSpeaking of, looking forward to christm/a/s and NY this year as well>>583220726Thanks for the keibaposts bwo!
How can you not find Curren annoying
>>583195356Before i go to bed i remember seeing Wonder Marvel and he loves biting his stablemates tails, I'm glad he won!>>583220853Good to know, thank you!>>583220968No problem!
the lewdest uma
>>583220985Does interacting with her make send you to the #groanzone
>>583220985she’s cute
>>583220857Sorry Currenwhore but I'm not an unprofessional shit skinNo club logs from me
>>583207056HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>583221037lewd doko?
Australian hours are the comfiest
>>583221179what about a professional funposter?
Damn bursting these balls felt so good.
>>5832211797 and you have to post leaks, and if you don't, more drama will befall your club before plummeting to B+
>>583221231/Uma/ Club logs are more fun
>>583221287lol
>>583221225Fuck off, it's New Zealand hours at the moment
>>583221287
>>583221328Kiwis don't really exist
>>583221287nice work
>>583221287>Shiraoki-sama is a dramasisterIt's fucking over.
>>583221328>>583221225retards, it's oceania hours
>>583221179just the tip sis!
>>583221287>No Matikanefukukitaru imageNoppers
>>583221383the fuck you just call me?
>>583221457kiwis are based?
>>583221287AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DON'T DO IT
Technically Australia is South East Asia
>>583221231You can be a funposter without involving other peopleTry it sometime
>>583220726>despite both having 2 different distancesTrial races are just ones that guarantee berth into some other race. They don't really have to be same distance as the main race. Kikuka Sho is perhaps the biggest outlier since there's no long trial feeding to it. And on global scale there's a lot of random races that give guaranteed slots for winning some other G1. Like Australian G1's or Breeder's Cup races in USA hand out slots for certain major JP G1 winners. In practice these slots are very rarely filled but the opportunity is there as they try to attract global raiders to their own races.
you retards keep rolling for 7s, but has it ever actually had any lasting impact?no? fucking thought so.shiraoki is a false "god" made up by some schizophrenic weirdo of an uma all because she couldn't cope with the mounting expectations placed on her, which by the way are justified because she is a fucking uma musune
Shiraogay. Also all 7s are nullified.
>>583221540At least tell us what you thought of the chats
>>583221720>Shiraoki-sama is an uma for sexYou're god damn right
>>583221807can you stop it, don't beg
Any B clubs still looking for members...?
>>583221860Just wanted to have this Curren in circulation
>>583221903Scroll up
>>583221903mine, but i'm not from an /uma/ club
>>583221903Buttsweat
>>583221903id?
>>583221367What is this face trying to convey
>>583221969cuteness
>>583221903Exceluma is but their danchou got rangebanned and I left because I'm going to be flatlining for a while
>>583222032what did he do the fuck
>>583213618the white woman with an obscenely fat ass
So who do we blame?
>>583222059posted a very lewd excel sheet
>>583222059The excel had incriminating evidence that Tazuna and Akikawa were umamusume and as such he was struck down
>>583221807Sure I thought they were deranged but somewhat cute in a way since one of them was trying to help the other one despite both being insaneIt really doesn't bother me we are all 4chan freaksAll I do is get my shoes read what danchou said and fuck off
>>583222139Anons knew they cannot change /uma/. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Schizos.
next bread will be butter
sekkusu?
>>583222225Okay but what did danchou say
New umayuru today. Are we hype?
>>583222059He was caught cutting the brake cables on our club's travel bus and caused an accident. We were on the way to scenic North Dakota for our annual trip and many of us were hospitalized and forced to play Uma Musume on phones while we were bed ridden.
>Danchode just posted a manifesto in the club chatUhhh... What do?
There's a serious lack of mid race inherits for fronts. VBs are plenty, but people need to also make smaru parents. Kita this CM needs both midrace inherits if she wants to compete with vb
>>583222435i just read it, kinda crazy
>>583222326yessu, if>rollingyou listen to her character song this many times before sleeping tonight, she'll visit you in your dreams
>>583222435>>583222457deets NOW
>>583222452midrace inherits aren't a thing for other styles too anon
>>583222352I said enough :)
>>583222507FUCK
>>583222130PAWG Wonder
>>583222526other styles don't usually need midrace inherits
If I could delete one uma from existence it would be Tamamo Cross
>>583222452Falco's always there waiting for you.
>>583222632it's just 7 times bwo, you can spread it out throughout the dayi once rolled a 74 (for posting images), and i failed but she still gave me a stiffy in my dreams, so even if you don't get sekkusu from her, you'll still get a dopamine hit
>>583222729I wish my ends had a usable midrace inherit for Arima Kinen. Getting Brian's unique for Mile CMs is fun
>>583222847inherit, nonnysplit accel/velo inherit fucking SUCKS unless it's got good timing
Soon.
>>583222729lates would love a mid race inherit right now since outside of air groove wit they have fuck all options for mid race golds. There's a reason NeoUni is not just a good ace but also a good parent.
>>583222729>other styles don't usually need midrace inheritsThat's just wrong, why do you think everyone's looking for Uma Stan?
>>583223034Umastan is early vel no?
>>583223034uma stan is early race, if it's proccing midrace it's no better than any whitethere's near 0 early velo skills, so it breaks early pdm where it's harshest no?
Retention line finally going to be cracking a mill, huh. We'll see if I can get by until GM launch with my current team. Will be funny having to potentially redo the full roster twice (once during the new scenario launch, and then again after A&G releases)
>>583222732for me it would be curren (and curren posters)
>>583218903Horse racing should have something like this before the start of their main event racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYqZevkv-tA>>583223162Sad I cant really be assed to redo my umas
>>583223143Polish vodka > Russian
>>5832231697 and this is a certified shart falco L
>>583223143
>>583223236>cant be assedI mean me too tbdesu, I fucking hate GL. I still have some Nunity veterans in there that I just dont feel like replacing.
>>583223251I'll toast to that today on a wedding
>>583223264>4Shiraoki-sama truly loves drama
I hate getting horny
>>583223349honestly same
>>583223349
being horny means your balls still work. How you choose to act on that is a different matter
sad>>583223421I look like that
>>583223264stupid bitch
>>583223793ewlolifying is so cringe
The Arc life-sized figures have been unveiled!https://x.com/francegalop/status/2106285875403370539?s=20
>>583224040But Gold Ship absolutely jobbed her l'Arc
>>583224040umas in Paris
>>583224040touch
Fronts without a runaway is soulful for this CM
everything feels so heavy without you
>>583224040Tabaru winning would be even funnnier now
i have been awake for 19 hours
>>583224040It should have been Festa in there
>>583223930This one got me
>>583224075there for her son
>>5832242132 more hours and you will be able to go to sleep
>>583224213Almond Eye could have won the Arc
>>583224213you should go eternally rest
>tried to see if I can save up my tickets >it workedDamn being lazy pays off sometimes
>>583224213comfy hours soon
Mr. CB is becoming a huge threat to my Wit Ramonu funds. Only 147K and less than 2 months.
frontbros, is bakunshin ult good as an inherit from the grandparent side?>just get smaru/vbobo/kitasan/fuji/nyoperathey are not on my account>affinity lmaoI still clank mediums and dirts, it's not that bad
>>583224369Teio got to suck those
>>583224126what kind of runaway?
>>583224497I personally wouldn't do it. I value affinity more than I value a potential Bakushin inherit. Fronts already want to hit every possible white on their runs. You live and die by your midrace and how much cheap white you can cram into your kit.
>>583224412147k carats is more than enough for both bwo
>>583224676the f2pnigger just wants to humblebrag about his fund
>>583224281Almond Eye would lose to cock, how could she have wonned the Arc
>>583224714>4ur just jealous lil timmy
Mejiro Ramonu is so insanely ugly
>>583224976true
>>583224271what happens in 2 hours>>583224281doubt it>>583224295only if you come with me>>583224374soooon
How much is the 2nd anni piggy combo and how much do you get?Is it like 200€ for 50k carats and 2 umas and 2 cards?
>>583223143>>583223268
>>583225061it's 18k no?
just started storming hereit's a bad omen for l'arc
>>583225036I'm usually awake for 20-21 hours every day and I want more people to enjoy this experience, 2 hours until you hit that 21h mark
I almost posted some teio sex pic that would have sent me on vacation. Stay safe anons and do not listen to the horny
>>583225284what a bummer, at least catbox it
>>583224676AND the scenario tax? Are you sure?
>>583225315https://litter.catbox.moe/75thax.jpg
>>583225143i've been up for 28 hours before i doubt anything special will happen
>>583225554jesus christ dude
>>583225061>50k caratslollmao even
CAM ON TERRA WIN THE DAHBY
>>583225554lame
>>583225572Go to bed Ai Chan
I like Kita's cleavage
I need to roll cb, ruby and universe so if I luckshit either 1 of the ny in 100 freebies I will finish it else fuckoff
>>583225964You can just voucher NeoUni
I love evil women
>>583226052well I just dont care that much about kita or diamond so it is whatever, it wasnt on my agenda till I discover the cheese method
sorry tachyon, i love cafe now
>>583226361They share boyfriends
I wish I was Suzuka so I could die at my peak.
>>583226625Pasa basically did as well
>>583226625but you will be cursed to be like Doto who somehow refuses to die
>>583226776I want to live forever like Dober
>>583226361>same height as Manlet CafèWoah you shortie
>>583226960i'm kneeling
Wedding Dober
>>583226819do you really wanna live forever?
>>583227101We fucked
>>583226819If you commit the greatest atrocity the world has ever seen. You will be immortalizedin history.
welcome bros to comfy hourslet's say one nice thing about each other before this moment ends
>>583227107
>>583227242i think this is the least terrible general i’ve been in and most of you guys seem chill
>>583227242I love how we drop the gaslights and always do our best to earnestly respond to the occasional genuinely new player that shows up.
>>583227242I'm waiting for the next bread to post club drama
>>583227407not me
>>583227242bwaaaaaaa
>>583227424If you're lying that means you've been mean so it better be real
posting mare tits before we change thread
>>583227540How does she run with those
I want to test out my umas, please join, one is random mood, the other is great mood9260602183995920
posting bare tits before we change thread
>>583227517I HATE CURREN
>>583227579in the front
>>583227424does this have anything to do with the fact that nobody has pointed out how Mambo is 29/30 now
this is a stallion general
>>583227517>>583227660Go look at /Jew/Clubs newest member
Narita Brian
Comfy hours lasted for 10 minutes, a new record.
>>583227680This is true
>>583227683https://uma.moe/profile/493980181943GoonersGO?
>>583227242i appreciate how we try to help each other with our IRL issues
>>583227587That's a very nostalgic name if I see one
>>583227884yeppers, no ID posted here, no /uma/ in bio, not from a 4chan club
>>583227908last time I talked about my IRL issues I just got banned
>>583227980based jannies
>>583227242I like all fusuposters
"/uma/club danchou gets one of his discord friends to join when the club gets low on members" is "dog bites man" levels of drama
>>583227980Did you buy the pass?
This is the last you see after Tickezo wins da DAHBY
looks like damage control is already here
Any clubs recruiting? Danchou just kicked me after fucking my wife in front of me.
>>583228229Id?
>>583228229Buttsweat is recruiting
>>583228229/uma/ club is is interested in your danchou
>>583228229ex-mambro...
>>583228256181478271067
thread doko?
>>583228371the final /uma/ thread..
>1* witnever lucky
>>583228371idk but im jamming out to laurel again
Bread....
>>583228118nobody cares about the daaaaaaahby or bnw.
>>583227658NOOOOOOOOOOO BOBO LET ME DO IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
maybe it's for the best if this general ended here
>>583228492
Oguri ate the bread...
>>583227658I'll never forgive Bourbon for stopping him.
>>583227658Bourbon is EVIL
