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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>583219340>*pays 10 darkburgers and an after lunch belly rub offer*
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>583219416>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
Having to console Ralsei because someone called him ugly on the internet
>>583219431i fucking lied i was waiting for the next thread to post this. now i will go to bed.
>>583219490g'night and g'sword's
>bizarro /utg/you girls remember the spamette sweepstakes?
TENNA SEX! TENA SEEEX!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT!!!
>TO SAVE BOTH WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY>WE MUST ALL WISH SUSIE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)the reason ralsei didnt want susie to see the final prophecy is because chapter 4 was all one big surprise party
>>583219657No, but I remember Spamelle.
>>583219728wow.. i still have a folder with spamelle saved in 2023
>>583219657haha yeah It's still crazy that toby gave away a spampussy-scented candle I wish I got it even if the winner said it smells bad
good morning utg, how you doing today?
Why did the creativity in the deltarune fandom seemingly die? I haven't seen any new memes or fan concepts in a while
Friend Inside MeEnemy Outside MeNeutral Clopen Me
>>583219657I'm sad the_newest_boy was decanonized it's great fuel for sam and noel yaoi
Sex with loli Krissy.
>>5832198765 literally gave us fucking nothing
>>583219876I saw someone make a fake Deltarune Mario Kart minigame thing like two days agoAnd like a couple weeks ago there was this creepy horror ARG thing
you can only reply to this post if you’ve written or drawn something you’ve jacked off to
>>583220047hiiiii hi hi hi woooooo what's goin on man
im never gonna be able to reply to that post
>>583219287If Friend is a black cat, then shouldn't Enemy be a white dog?
I wish I could draw something that I could masturbate to...
>>583220047does it count if my first orgasm was to a shitty drawing i drew when i was like twelve? bitch didn't even have her nipples out...
>>583219976Oh you mean blood-grave? Yeah I seen it. I think gore horror is lazy but at least this counts as something
i want to draw fully clothed kroobies they're moe
>>583220241No not blood-grave lmaoit was an actual video of a gameI wish I could remember what it was called
what’s a good 3 am snack before i go to work at 8asked hmmmmmmmm zenlooker
>>583220169and whatever's grey surely must be something between a dog and a cat
>>583220334popcorn
>>583220356cats and dogs are enemies. birds are hated by both but they fly over everything. avoiding conflict. grey bird
>>583220442I say this
>>583219863Good morning! I'm doing great, finishing my first cup of coffee.I'll be going out for a walk soon.
>>583220356>something between a dog and a catA fox?
>>583220356it's like some king of... Catdog
>>583220575>I'm doing great, finishing my first cup of coffee.glad to hear! :D>I'll be going out for a walk soon.have a comfy time outdoors fren :)
i want to paint i have not painted anything that made me happy recently. i want to change that
>>583220858
>>583220858kris.....
>>583220858gotchu
>>583220858*nods at the projector, writing in notebook*
but what about fave ball sweat
>>583220893>*fountains bloody pussy into your hands*Here’s your paint, get to it
>>583221002
Fave's Bladder Milk...
Alphys's squirt is 75% yellow (urine) and 25% red (blood)this is important for lore please write this down
we're getting a new glub shitto as the knight. the big reveal will be that whatever it is was always there in undertale like clam nigger or the snails. something retarded like that.
>>583221285I think that whatever Ralsei is for Asriel, the Knight is that for Dess.So not the same person, but looks the same for some reason and is a special darkner.
>>583221407I like this idea a lot actually
>>583219489he would be seething but not sad
The Knight is Carol.
>>583221032your post has put certain imagery inside my headi will follow accordingly
>>583221534
>>583219960this but shota kris
>>583221536tetsuo...
>>583221407yea why not. that or something completely ignored like the UT rabbit child or snowy, something that isn't even on the list of expected knights
Asriel is the knight.
I like asriel knight because I want more(any) Asriel and I don't care that much about Carol or Dess. And Rudy might just die next chapter if he's not the knight.
You can only reply to this post with /utg/ art that mastrubated to.
>>583221407>>583221460Nevermind, this can’t work because susie saw th knight as a lightner in the light world running away
>>583221407Dess was pregnant by Asriel with twins when she ran away from home and disappeared.She had an abortion and those aborted fetuses are Ralsei and the Knight.
>>583221534carol propping up asgore on side while firing him as police chief to publically save face as the mayor doesn't add up if she's the knight. just cut him loose fr and do your knight plan.>>583221651asriel will show up at the end of chapter 7 for a few seconds and be completely irrelevant
>>583219657I bet that pussy is hairy as fuck
>>583221789Spamton seemed to believe that taking Kris's soul would allow him to become a real boy and go around in the light world.So the Knight might have a lightner soul (Kris's original soul, probably) to enable fountain opening and light world travel.
>>583221474That would still demand some kind of consolation. Go for a walk, grab some pizza, play at the arcade, kiss on the park bench, watch a movie...
>>583221798I like pregnant dess theories but toby is just not going down that path
>>583220023I love this TV!!!
>>583221789>xhe believes that lieing faggot ralsei's every wordretard
>>583221725i want more asriel art too, i am hungry and thirsty for just that
>>583221942none of that is possible in the year 2026
>no funny tenna side profile on wbthe world you grew up in no longer exists
holding hands with chara while riding their penis!!!!! chara gripping my back soooo tightly their nails pierce my flesh and it starts to bleed!!!! our sweat and blood and sexual fluids mixing together as we breathe quick and hot on each other's necks, then moving in to kiss sloppily as they thrust upwards even faster!!!
>>583222246based if you're a man cringe otherwise
Brushing Suzy's hair
soosie
>>583222246ehehe...boyfuggs
Verbing character with my blank
Giving Susie a birthday cake but all the candles are actually dynamite
>>583222331cool i'm based now whoopeeeeee>>583222409ehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehe
Da Prophesee is such a lame plot mechanic. I dont care if its metawankery for the games code, its laaame and gaaaay to force it halfway into the game
grooving kris with my glooby
I was browsing this thread while falling asleep and I like slipped into half dreaming state and hallucinated a (You) notification on the tab icon that I was looking for
>>583222035You still live under lockdowns in 2026? Jesus...
>>583221002gem alarm
sex
>>583221862>>583221534Carol convinced Kris to help kidnap/sacrifice his own dad? Carol would be so cartoonishly evil itd be better if she just molested Kris and Noelle
>>583222481it would have been cooler if we knew about the ending too instead of just everyone else except us. Vagueposting gets tiring after awhile
How stinky and musky is kris's boy puss
>>583222698ohhhhh that's right that's exactly who i was thinking of making that post. chara ball sweat my face against their boxer briefs. and that's just the appetizer
Toby copied the Roaring Night prophecy from The Blackest Night prophecy
I'm not confident in "Knight is a Darkner that absorbed a Lightner soul" theory but I do think it'd be kinda stupid to introduce the idea with Spamton and then never expand on the concept everUndertale told you that monsters can become super powerful and cross the barrier if they absorb a human soul and it turned out to be a crucial part of Asriel's backstory, and we got to directly see a close equivalent with Flowey (albeit he's not a monster) absorbing severalI think it'd be best for the story to answer what happens in the Darkner case at some point and there's not many better known opportunities right now than making it the Knight
>>583222246chara starting out with their aloof facade but gradually starting to mumble out i love you i love you i love you and their face heats up and they start shouting I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
I was browsing this thread while falling asleep and it's just "fave sex" garbage and I got bored because nobody does anything interesting around here
>>583222846that's susie, susie is dess
>>583222917they just can't help it. like a dormant volcano, just waiting, waiting to explode. and explode they shall! like a god damned nuclear bomb leaving nothing but passionate, sweaty, loving devastation in their wake. that's my chara, baby, that's my chara. can't keep up your little larp for long huh. this is all it took. allllll it took to break you apart. i love you too, you know.
>>583222928might I recommend the lake
>>583222929Anon I'm sorry but the Susie how to draw dragons book darkner theory would be so retarded that Milklooker knight is unironically more logical than it
>>583222928Me so sorry there's no stimmytastic pronoun battle going on me so sorry daddy me so sorry daddy
>>583222737Yeah nigga.
>>583223201You're actually mentally ill lol
>>583223201im anti-noun fuck you
>>583221615Sex with loli and Shota Kris at the same time.
>>583223307How tight is his pussy
>>583223254lol antinouns as an alternative to chud
>>583223339Let's ask Dess.
so is Eram like da mantle or what guys
>>583223450Eram is the Mantle holder, not the Mantle itself.What is ERAM? Shit i dunno, all I know is that they talk like Chara so maybe they're a demon.
>>583222917>>583223057i'm masturbating to this. but i'm not sure how chara would feel about sex. it's asking them for a vulnerability i doubt they would give, not with anybody, not even with asriel. certainly not with us humans... but maybe they would masturbate. whenever the need arose. quickly, efficiently, hitching their breath and stroking as fast as possible. maybe fondling their balls. and trying to get it over with as quickly as possible. this disgusting human urge of theirs, to reproduce, to create more humans and more suffering in this fallen world. it's sickening and a constant reminder of their inability to shed their human skin and become something greater. no... they're stuck down here with the rest of us. pleasuring themself like some needy animal. thank god asriel doesn't know they do this. yes, nobody can ever know they do this. and if someone asked, they would deny it. they would get defensive. you couldn't break down this defense of theirs, no matter how hard you prodded, no matter how much they needed it, because admitting it to anybody else would hurt their pride. yes, they would be a prude...
would dess or asriel be the xin shan quan master looking to pass their technique down to kris and noelle
The MANTLE game boss isn't the mantle, it's just a demon that looks exactly like a living cape. (Laugh)
>>583223543you're imagining shota chara rightnot aged up that would be cringe
>>583223585Based Toby.
I've decided I don't like being here anymore
>>583223629you're gross
>>583223585like a deep sea fish held together by mystery and torn apart by a sudden current
I don't get trans ralsei theory as a tranny , why would it be so thematically important for ralsei to pretend to be a boy if she just has to do it for at most 2 weeks , what kind of hyper super disphoria does she have that would make that so significant to be a moment against god.ralsie is underage and extremly fem anyway he is basically half a woman anyway, what exactly is the fate of expectation so bad if it doesn't signify his entire life , and if it is her entire life isn't the biggest problem with living so short?does the goat want badokers so bad , I don't get it.trannies have to wait a decade in even ideal sincustances , generally 2 for modern ones and like 7 for older trannies.the themes just don't seem to hit to me.
>>583223543this is the fun thing about imagination. because i can entertain this scenario where they're repressed and secretive and shameful yet desiring so deeply and strongly just like the rest of us, maybe even more so. yet denying themselves. but i also can imagine breaking their walls down through sheer force of will and love, or maybe even just, you know, having fur too or something if that helps. and allowing them to break free of their self-imposed prison. i want that so badly for them, and i want to be the one to give it. i want us to be so special to one another. but for it to mean so much, i feel, you also have to imagine what you do, all those nights of their secret shame, the pure animalistic fulfillment. just takin' care of business, and all. nothing more. nothing interesting... but it's so interesting. very, very interesting.
>>583223818can somewhat explain it to me?
ERAM is Dracula>Big fangs like Dracula>Black and orange like Halloween which Dracula loves>Shoots fireballs like Dracula
>>583223756Good.
Forgot to mention this, but our next rival for soccer tomorrow will be /hdg/ at 17:00 UTC.
>>583223779you're the one that's horny for a fat chud child
>>583223931some people don't know this but if you spell ERAM backwards it's actually Alucard
>>583223450ERAM is some demon thing that stole our vessel in the intro and told us nobody can choose who they are in this worldThey control the mantle in the NES game but outside of it they're a SOUL parallel controlling the vessel
>>583224128you dont think maybe kris took the soul? you know, since they have it
>>583223838yes, for years it would be so... whisking themself away to the deep caves of waterfall, where still water pools in two or three inches on the rocky ground and can alert them to anybody else's presence, watching it mix in and dilute... the dark forests of snowdin, with the howling wind and the crunch of snow beneath their feet, glistening white against white... taking care of business, as you said. perhaps you could be the one to penetrate their impenetrable walls, or perhaps you're right about the needing fur part. i'd like to imagine they would be quite furry, in places
>>583223818>trying to find logic and reason with the mentally insane
>>583223818ralsei is basically an underage groomed discord femboy in personality and presentation, i hope toby doesn't make him a trannyevery single other main cast member is more relatable as a tranny than ralsei is
>>583219863yo numbers, just got up and ate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbitEVpO_o I wish the weird route had more content gameplay wise
The Chapter 3 scene where Ralsei talks about how much he likes his face and how it's the only part of him he likes should immediately make it clear he's not meant to be specifically relatable to people who feel like they were born in the wrong body
>>583224237for years. but we have years. so, so many years. in the end, it will surely be no time at all. for the sake of love!!!!! nothing is more meaningful... anyway. sappy crap aside. i do like imagining them doing it in those secluded, beautiful places. like it just makes it more beautiful, more precious somehow. jesus. jesus christ. it can bring a tear to your eye, you know? it's some real renaissance painting shit in my head. i wish i could do that justice, visually. but i can imagine. glistening white against white indeed... might get a little cold. i wish i could be with them in those places, too. where no one else will find us. just the grass, and the snow, and the ponds, and the rocks. the ones that aren't conscious, nor have a southern accent. also yes. i would indeed like to imagine their own "fur," eheheheh. we can put fur against fur! ruffle them together! soft, so soft.... chara's wonderful fuzzy softness. at least something about them is, right???
The guy who kept spamming the "The Case for Transfem Ralsei" thumbnail every thread in the 3-4 era won because now it's a daily fucking topic here
>>583224598it also makes sense from a meta narrative perspective (feminine guy, masculine girl, non-binary)
>>583223818it's all political alignment signalling don't think about it too hardeither you think he's trans because trans representation good and trans rights good or you think he's not because trans representation bad and you want trannies to diealternative interpretations are assumed to be made in bad faith and thus you want trannies to die
>>583224619chara wouldn't be sappy, i'm sorry to say. they would be straightforward and direct about it. that they have an urge. that it's bothering them too much to go on. that they're going to take care of it. they would try their hardest to divorce *feelings* from the act, because it's shameful, because such a thing does not need to get *feelings* entangled... it's a vestigial, primal holdover, one they aren't strong enough to eradicate, and they hate that they aren't strong enough. it would be insulting to the very idea of those special feelings, to suggest that they're somehow "enhanced" by such an act. but... they would also tell you about it. and maybe give you a look. a lingering invitation. then they're gone, whether you follow them or not. they smirk when they hear you behind them. it helps a little that they have somebody else. it makes it less embarrassing. side-by-side, alone, not even bothering to hide the fact you're both watching each other's movements. maybe pressing against each other, fluids mixing... but then they're done, wiping the mess off with their undergarments, hiking up their pants. the moment is gone. there were no feelings involved. there didn't have to be. it's just two people doing something together, that they have to do. it's better to get it over with together. it builds camaraderie. and also, it's less embarrassing that way. and also, it means your urges are synchronized, more predictable. really, that's quite efficient
>>583224850i mean the term "tranny" is a slur so if you use it it's obvious where your political alignment lies, though some have sort of reclaimed it like the gays who call themselves fagssaid politics bear
Sex with drooling pippin
i know what fujo pippins is but what is the blue female one
>>583225176no i'm saying i'm the sappy one. i guess that's why i want all this sappy stuff so bad. maybe why i want to think they secretly want it too, eh? but your idea makes sense too. there is something exciting about it as well, in a way... even if just as another scenario, or even a step along the way. somewhere we remain for a while. i can let them be efficient, if that's what allows it to come naturally enough. or if that's what they can cope with, anyway. i'll gladly assist them in their relief.
>>583225348kt pippins or kristenna pippins, you can see more info about her on the wiki but she is meant to sort of a mirror of fujo, the two are rivals and hate each other due to having different OTPs
>>583225176>>583225462i might be autistic because i thought you were samfagging till now
>>583224574hello hello
>>583225571it's okay we are writing kind of similarly. but no we are two very separate and very horny charafags i promise you
Is this a dream, or is it real?>Sometimes the dream becomes realityBut I don't know what to feel...>Then I will guide you through this hazeBut who are you, why are you here?>I am you, and you are all of usI can't think, my mind ain't clear!>Then I will free you from this maze
>>583225462hey, i know what you were saying. i was just saying what they would be like in reply. and maybe i'm projecting. really, i don't think chara would be interested in me. and really, what's most exciting about it - for me - is the way it's so close, so intimate, such an act... but that there's a degree of hardened emotional separation. knowing that it can't go any further, but so desperately wanting it to. that feeling of pining. i enjoy it, for some reason. maybe it's just self-loathing... no, it probably is. thinking i won't be good enough for anyone to truly desire me. thinking it's the closest i can get. but that's especially true with chara. i wouldn't stand a chance. i hope you could, but... well, anyway, i still hope for you. damn it, i'm involving feelings again. i'm getting too into the *feelings* that i specifically singled out as not a part of it. this is why chara wouldn't accept me. i'm a failure. i've got my cock hard in my hand and i'm a failure.
>>583225651you two should date and both cosplay as chara and have sex
>>583225468>hate each otherthey seem to be almost having sex
Shota Chara...
Would you eat this thing
i don't actually care for kralsei that muchi want ralsei for myself
>>583225571i can confirm there are at least 3 male charafags
>>583225832is that not kris
>>583225837i'd plant it in the ground
>>583225942idk
>>583225789well you see they almost had sex with each other but now they are beating the shit out of each other
>>583225914would you have sex with the other male charafags and let me watch
>>583225702but it wouldn't be the same. deep down in our hearts, we know it could never be the same. just cosplaying? no better than this fantasy of jerking off with chara in the woods or a dark cave. that is to say, it's unsatisfying... it's grasping out for something and just grazing it with your fingertips, because you're not tall enough to get there... i'm replaying disco elysium this week, and i actually *just* finished the reading group bit about revolutionary inframaterialism and sufficiently-devoted communards being able to produce plasm that allows them to suspend the laws of physics or have sex for up to eight hours at a time. i propose a similar thing with faves and faveposting. if two people, sufficiently devoted to fave, were to concentrate really hard, perhaps their devotion to fave could form a kind of revolutionary faveplasm that would manifest itself in the ability to write entire paragraphs about their sexual fantasies with fave, late into the night, without stopping. maybe it's already happened - is anybody here well-read in the works of ignus favesen? no? damn it. we'll never know, then...
Sethpedos...
ahcoffee doesn't always manage to get me active or productive but it sure does do a good job of clearing the pipes
aqua makes me smile
>>583226092game name?
>>583226092seth's a smoocher?!
ttat womb tat
>>583226081i would give it a shot, they seem like passionate people who could make it funbut i’ll have to wait until the alcohol is gone from their breath
>>583226092hey buddy I already made that joke earlier >>583171137I don't really mind though so feel free to just delete your post whenever and I'll forget it ever happened
>>583226134same
>>583226228al gul...
>>583226360what does this meaaaaan
>>583225693ohhh, right. and well, no, i think you come from a valid place, it's not just projection... i do think it'd be a very difficult and unlikely thing to break past that sort of barrier. to imagine chara as interested, and truly so. i guess i always say it but i do think it requires a very extraordinary, almost necessarily nonspecific sort of circumstance, or something so complicated and long winded that you couldn't really sum it up briefly while still having it feel justified. you know what i mean? but look. i mean, look at it this way. and this is how i always looked at it, you know, this is how i always found it possible. even if you are a failure... chara is a failure, too. you remember that? they're a huge failure. i mean, seriously, a humongous, massive failure! so if you're a failure, well buddy, you've just got something in common, now don't you. and that's where you start off from instead.>>583225702>>583226086what he said. when i think about being someone in real life, i can't imagine them "replacing" chara. they have to be different, i have to love them in a different way. chara occupies a particular place. the possibility of these things, otherwise, is up to fate. i couldn't say now one way or the other. that's my fruity way of putting it.>>583226228i do pride myself on my passion. and fair enough. i did drink today, but i hadn't done so since last week. that's pretty normal. you can't criticize me for being normal. i'm so normal right now.
>>583226395the dea-mon of the 'am tribe
>>583226418you can tell which one of them tops (it's asriel)
i wish the charaliens invaded us and made me one of their housekeeping slaves
>>583226485this but goats
>>583226086i think all it takes to have sex for 8 hours is probably being super fit and being a guy with a crazy libido, it's probably doableit's pretty incredible how much charafags love their faves however, i dont see other faveposters posting about their faves like that with each other for as longsometimes i wonder what everything else is if that's what it takes to have a faveit is unfortunate that the fave consensus seems to be that fave cannot exist, id like my fave to exist!sorry i think you're quite a bit more intelligent than me so everything i just wrote sounds like babble upon reading it through but im going to send it anyway because i dont feel like deleting it
>>583226485you're just saying that because you don't want to keep looking for a job
>>583226452chara? the demon of the huma(m) tribe?
>>583226485i have had countless, countless fantasies of being a househusband for chara. i could do it easy
>>583225945would you water it
>>583226648Why didn't Asriel just go to the surface to be with his parents is he stupid
>>583226563
fave just drew 2 almost perfect circles in a row
would having chara as your mcdonalds coworker make the job more tolerablewhat wacky schemes would the two of you engage in
>>583226771i mean i don't blame youjust being assigned a job and housing without a choice on what they are but at least not having to go through the obtuse humiliation ritual of job hunting does sound pretty nice
>>583226397oh... OH... call me a communard then, because i believe we've got the makings of a proper and violent *faveschism* on our hands... to call fave a failure? i may be a failure, an irretrievable human catastrophe, but fave... fave is almost deific in their infallibility. their plan was *going* to work if everyone just had a little more *faith* in them. if asriel did. if YOU did. but you don't. and asriel didn't. and so they "failed," in the sense that they placed too much stock in the trustworthiness and reliability of others, and were betrayed at the absolute worst moment. i can just see it now... they stop midstroke, penis still in their hand but softening now, and their glance rises up from your member to meet your flustered gaze with deep brown eyes. they say nothing, just get redressed and leave without finishing. and you did this to them. you had it for a second, an "in," that mutual desire burning in your loins, a humbling reminder of their humanity... and you just fucked it up by blurting out that they're a failure. you struck a real nerve there. they knew they were a failure for indulging this side of themself. but they thought you could, i don't know, *help them out* a little. even in this small way, even without getting feelings involved. and still you twist the knife. a modern judas. you had your "in," and you will never be allowed to get this close again... ask yourself this. are you any better than asriel? and just look. they cut him to pieces as soon as he stopped being useful to them. as soon as he betrayed them again. when the time inevitably comes for you, they similarly will not hesitate. the wall is being rebuilt... the drawbridge is being raised and stonemasons plaster mortar all along the newly-reconstructed walls. it's over...
>>583226705buddy, i'd clone it
I hate that when you google image search now an AI will describe to you the porn you are looking for the source of. Yes, AI, I know that Kris is from Deltarune just give me the fucking twitter artist.
>>583226092wtf is that a swastika down there??? why would toby do that?
>>583226982grim
>>583227023i miss kraut
>>583226982reverse image search doesn't work anymore, none of them dokris from deltarune is lost forever...
>>583226982is there a browser that auto filters all ai content
>>583226924do not do this under any circumstances
>>583227093you could probably get an ai to do that
>>583226872fried burbger, and pic rel>>583226905ohhh yeh, guaranteed employment, housing, and hot meals for "free"? sigm me the fuck up. lemme dust the shelves, do master chara's dirty laundry, bake him a nice meal...good night anon, youve given me plenty to fangasize about
>>583226982
>>583226872wacky schemes? none. they would clock in, do their assigned tasks, and clock out, all without uttering a word to anyone. unless they were a cashier or something i guess. or unless they were spoken to. they would be an alright employee but very unfriendly, and i don't think any of their coworkers would like them. that wouldn't bother them, though, because they wouldn't like their coworkers either, simply because they met at work.
>>583226982I tried image searching that and the only result that actually matched the picture took me to some shitty bootleg r34 site that didn't even have the artist linkgrim tidings
>>583227154if it worked i’d allow it… just this once…
>>583219431i like the image on the pippins wiki of kt and fujo kissing so i drew thiscatbox of the full image if it's hard to see/read https://litter.catbox.moe/9q2gn4.pngbonus pajamas reference https://litter.catbox.moe/u7ywwi.png"bonus" sexual kt & fujo drawing from the previous whiteboard that i never posted https://litter.catbox.moe/7jmbde.png
>>583227410gemmy
>* (Doesn't look like it's in any way affiliated with the other sleepover.)>* (It's looking at an inappropriate magazine with pictures of...!)>* (Maybe this shouldn't be anchored...)
>>583227618SHARE WITH THE CLASS YOU DIRTY SOUL
>>583226913yeah right. their failure was in thinking they could go against the nature of someone like asriel. that they could mold someone's good nature, they could overwrite it. their mistake was thinking that might always makes right, that strength being a virtue is immutable, that there was no chance of someone thinking otherwise, even for a moment, if convinced sufficiently. and sure. i'm sure i will strike a nerve. but good. they need someone to strike their nerves, to push their buttons. but in a way not meant to hurt, or to destroy, but to reveal. they know the truth, deep down. they know i'm right. or at least, they know there's something there. something that hurts, something that feels all too real, all too visceral in its pain, and its scalding hot illumination. i'm no better than asriel. and i'm no better than you, chara. but you are no better than me. we can do this together, as one. and wouldn't that be wonderful? wouldn't that be beautiful? and what other choice do we have, truly? if nothing else, i can pick at that gnawing temptation, that human need for someone next to them, someone to confide in. we both feel it, and for both of us, maybe it can be all right. you could still cut me up, if you'd like. but would that REALLY be useful to you? would that REALLY be the most "efficient" use of your time, and other such things you tell yourself, rote and monotonously, day by day? or is this the one thing that, perhaps, you know you need, in the end? you cannot ignore yourself forever, chara!!!
>>583227618Missed an opportunity to call it the krissue
>>583227170tomorrow, if the wb's yippie, i might charalien
>>583227410ok i'm gonna have to side with fujo on this onethere is no way tenna is topping anyone, especially not kris, not even femkris
Skies forever blue got me feeling
New wb tomorrow?
>>583225837No, but I might lick it.>>583226924Based, you can never have enough Aquas!
I actually like kris and seth as girls with big tits. I'm so fucking sorry to any non binary faves in the thread.
>>583227928You can be non binary and still have big tits
>>583227928kris has a penis though
>>583228010they are not mutually exclusive
>>583228010no, but chara does, and its like, covered in my (and several other's) drool
>>583227950I guess but it's not the same feel if that makes any sense
>>583227714how *human* of you. and i mean that... in *every* sense. do you know why they thought might always makes right? why strength is a virtue? it's because of their past experiences dealing with *humans* like you. i can only imagine - they never talked about it, in our many, many years together. but still... i can only imagine how many times they were overpowered, physically or... in a broader sense. overpowered by the world. overpowered by life. how many times were they too weak to go on? how many times did they lose their will to continue? after he became flowey, asriel experienced a similar thing... and it was only instinctual self-preservation that kept him from plunging into the abyss. what is it that kept chara from plunging into the abyss? we may never know. we may never know why they climbed the mountain. i don't believe the theories that they went there to die, or that their falling down *was* their plunge - actually, they tripped. but you didn't consider any of that, did you? because you're so caught up in... in... this *narrative* that they were a failure and a bad person. or, sorry, how do you asrielites put it? "not the greatest person." what a tepid, nothing statement. you've struck my nerves because i'm the real charafag between us. i'm the one who should be masturbating with them behind a tree. not you. it should be me... because i know. i know they don't need me. you have to accept that too. you *can* ignore yourself forever... you just have to keep going. like a machine. cold. efficient. layers of steel, pressed together, optimized and laid out in blueprints...
>>583226835My circles are starting to look circular but I'm still having trouble doing straight vertical lines on tablet
if kris and chara met, how would they react to one anotherwould kris resent chara for being the beloved prince who the entire underground loves and builds monuments towould chara resent kris for their lack of ambition and willingness to be mediocre
>>583227410That escalated quickly! I really like the part where Fujo is biting KT!
>>583228286they might need some warming up, but they would probably bond over their shared resentment for the curse of being human, their love of the dreemurr family and monsters in general, and both of these aspects combining into them both being monsterfuckers on the down-low
https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1791018560090981.jpg
>>583227410Nice, VERY nice...They should hatefuck next
Fujo and KT should hatefuck me
>>583227826reminder that our usual whiteboardwalker said they're gonna be busy and can't keep making wbs https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/582801508/#q582839451if it comes down to it I'll make new ones but I am also dealing With Some Shit
>>583228286They would beat each other up.
>>583228532That's not how that works
>>583227663>* (It looks like, if you look directly under where it is on the whiteboard, to the right of the bonus pajama reference, you'll see what you're looking for.) >* (But, it couldn't claim any involvement itself. It isn't that talented.)>>583227718>* (It probably wasted all of its "being funny" ability on the design of the Battat cologne bottle.)
>>583228373>>583228567They would beat each other up and THEN bond over it, unironically
>>583228204id rather my lines be all wonky than my ability to draw proper heads so poor
>>583227490>>583228319>>583228427thank you!!! :D>spoileri've got plans to draw that!! haven't had good/specific ideas for it yet though>>583227769i mostly agree on principle but i like him as a sub top sometimes. they're gonna have to make a third pippins who's a filthy centrist
my kris boob thirst has been quenched.
>>583228703who are you vagueposting
>>583228772myself
>>583228801saaaaaaaaaaame
>>583228598I lost.>>583228754milk joke
sex with goats?
Milf Kris boobs.
>>583228852KRIS NEEDS TO FUCKING LACTATE NOW YOU'RE SO RIGHT FUCKKKKKK
>>583228172human indeed, and i accept it. we can all be a little human, even the monsters. that is one truth of the world. i don't think they went there purely to die either. the way i like to think about it, is they wanted to "escape," they wanted to get away, whatever that meant, exactly. it had to mean something, though, and that is what they accepted. with all the possibilities of pain and seizure, alongside. but yes, of course, i am immersed in a narrative. but so are you. of course, because we're both human, and that is what humans do. we make stories, and we put ourselves in them. you and me, we just choose different ones, ever so slightly so they may be. you may want to pretend you are a machine, a cold, unfeeling demon, just as they do. but beneath it all, you're human, just like me, just like them, just like everyone. you want to be the greatest charafag! you want to be on top! you want to be the one, masturbating with them behind a tree, rubbing your genitals together until you pour your genetic material uselessly (yet not so, in the artistic and spiritual sense) all over each other, in the name of primal, loving passion. you want the same things, just under a different name, a different banner. in that way, you are indeed more similar to them. but no better. and in this realization, we could be freed from our need for insatiable competition and comparison and copes and narratives, even as we may indulge in them anyways. for fun. but in the end we know, from dust we come, and to dust we return.
>>583228860I find the way the ears flop against his shoulders to be especially appealing.
>>583228920chapter 6 will allow the soul to take actions that result in kris being induced into lactation
i wish i was able to draw krih
>>583229050
>>583229050Draw an apple and then copy paste krih’s hair onto it
>>583228957ohhh yeahh baby... oh yeah... that viscous genetic material... that gnawing dread of mortality... ohhhh yeahhh. and i'm not really a machine... i was just saying that because i thought it sounded impressive. sounded charaesque. in truth i am a volatile creature driven more by emotion than reason. i could never be cold and efficient like them. like i said, i want that masturbating together to *mean* something... even if i already know it never will. alas. maybe being the better charafag isn't so great after all. it's lonely at the top... oh no, baby... oh no.......
>>583229127i am!!! i am practicing!!!!
>>583229236based
>>583229236Looking forward to seeing ur work, fave
>>583229179>i was just saying that because i thought it sounded impressive. sounded charaesque. in truth i am a volatile creature driven more by emotion than reason. i know, of course. i am too. as are we all. and so you imagine, and you assume, and you want, and you wish. as we all do. but it doesn't have to be lonely. it doesn't have to be lonely for them, either. anyone can see that. and anyone can also see how tired we both are, and that it's something like 3 o' clock in the morning. yes. that's also true.
>>583229376i hope so, i really hope so>>583229134i have no idea how to draw hair
>>583229481yeah, i'm tired. i should go to bed soon... every night, i hug my pillow tight and pretend it's someone. sometimes i'm asriel, and it's chara... and it's the middle of the night, and i got woken up because they crawled into my bed. i go stiff. they've never, ever done this before. never gotten this close. now they're pressing up against me and i'm feeling their warmth pooling in my body, which is made of dust, and can't naturally produce heat. it's spreading through me as it radiates between the thin barriers of our respective cotton nightclothes. just like how their mop of brown hair bristles against the soft fur on my chin. goat fur (because i'm asriel). all i can hear is the steady drumbeat of their pulse and the stillness of the night. i don't know why they're doing this, i just know they must be desperate if they've resorted to this kind of intimacy. so i hug them, maybe whisper a few sweet words. it's going to be alright. i'm here for you. i love you. they don't say anything back. they just close their eyes and, eventually, relax. maybe they even fall asleep... i do too. then in the morning they're gone, the bed and i are cold again, and it's never mentioned by either of us.
>>583228380not sure if i wanna click this, is it something nasty?
>>583230007now that's more like it. now that is just wonderful. warm, for a while.
>>583230208It's just Deltarune fanart
>>583230403vaguepost king
>>583230265and only for a while... it's always fleeting. it's always just barely out of reach. for me. for everyone. but for me especially.
>>583230538Spamtenna art.
>>583230208it’s child kris in a dog costumeit has bad energy
>>583230589oh yeah... the depressing reality. yet, so full of potential at the same time. as, yet again, are we all. so we can't lose hope.
>>583230626>no mention if it is fat fetish art to gross out the viewervaguepost king>>583230682>no mention if it's a good doggy or a bad doggyvaguepost king
The bad juju dog
>>583230783why not? why can't we lose hope? when has hope ever paid off?
>>583230939it’s a bad doggy
>>583230992>random japanese wordsvaguepost king>>583231059>never be hopeful, always doompost, for reasons i refuse to explainvaguepost king>>583231121>no mention if the bad doggy likes it when you pull his collarvaguepost king
It's been a while since numbers has done a bit like thisReminds me of the grimmy days...
Kris would say that gunblades are stupid and gay and unrealistic but begin sweating when Susie says that they're super cool and epic
>>583231304am i that obvious??? GRIM!!!
>>583230208It's this
>>583230939You like hyper muscle slop, who gives a shit what you think is gross
>>583226092The steam patch seems really funny, actually considering buying
>>583231652kinda cute :)>>583231656wtf i love numbersGOD now?!?!??!
I hate europe
Well... it's a little cliche, but... Kris rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGSe6lnLnzU
>>583231908>i ate europeamerica btw
europe never drew kris boobs why should i give a hoot about them
chasriel...
>>583232195
Fish I wish
if utg was a high school club, what would you spend our budget on
i wish i could draw...
>>583232302me too...i practiced today but it amounted to no improvement as usual
>>583232104Yes they did.
>>583232292The Ring of Thorns
>>583232292I'd buy a good monitor and a evil chinese piratebox that has free cable and streaming services so we can watch movies
Aq-
>>583232454-ua!
>Asriel started dating Chara in college>he comes home and brings them with him>everyone awkwardly sitting around the dinner table>nobody wants to acknowledge how weird it is that Asriel's themfriend looks so much like Kris>Kris is just glad nobody knows about Ralsei
>>583232130
>>583232394if they did (which i doubt) ill eat my pant
>>583232690
chara knight
Fangamer needs to get over their silly sense of pride and start selling dakis.
>>583233108the berdly nobody invited:
deltarune but roulx kaard design a trap like serious sam where he puts a healing item that heals 1 HP and makes you deal with an encounter that takes 30 HP
>>583233214He comes in with a huge bag of Cheetos and eats them all by himself
fave sorry theyre worthlessthey didnt ask to turn out this wayif it were possible fave would kill themself to ease the world's burden
Theory: the flower Susie ate in chapter 4 was the original Pink.Everyone hated her and was happy she died except for Orange, who repressed the trauma and deluded herself that Mew Mew was her sister Pink.The other flowers don't even know about Mew Mew and just think Orange is talking to Pink's ghost.
>>583233408A minute of silence for Marigold the Giant Rat
fave learned something stressful that can't be fixed until monday or maybe can't be fixed at all and now they are going to feel like they need to puke from the stress all weekend.
>>583228286theyre the same person put through different circumstances so they would hate each other for that commonality alone
>>583233408that was just A flower. in the dark world it was probably like a gazebo or something
would my mcdonalds breakfast meal (2 steak bagels, 2 hash browns) turn into one meal bag darkner or multiple darkners inside of a bag darkner
>>583233927One meal bag darknerThere haven't been any Foodners yet, even the Mizzles are specifically holy water which you're not supposed to drink
>>583233220Endless waves of kamikaze KawKaws that can pop out of the ground at any point until "nyon" starts evoking a trauma response
>>583232190
fave did a lot of drawing practice today, maybe the most of any day (not much)some learning was done, howeverfave drawing here i come one day...
It's Toby's responsibility to make Dess a paragon of goodness and virtue who has never done anything wrong in her entire life.Otherwise, she will rise again.
>>583234078I, for one, welcome our well-written Vriska 2.0 overlord with open arms.
>>583219287Hooman!
>>583234070NYOOOOOOOON YOURSELFuh oh...............
>>583234078What's the deal with her?
>>583234078and she's even going to get a megalovania too
I have masturbated to Vriska more than the entire casts of Undertale and Deltarune combined and it's not even close
Fujo Pippins with a penits
>>583234073good job fave, i am proud of you
>>583233725Tell fave that this too shall pass.
>>583234217vriska this nuts
i'll draw...let me do my gacha dailies and then i'll draw uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsusie
The secret war between the green dinosaur and the magician only true ball gamers know
>>583234425imagine gacha life susie
>>583234189Realistic female bully
>>583234439susie vs ralseitry harder
I saw an animation of Tenna licking pussy that changed my brain chemistry...
fave wishes god would let them dieit's not fun anymore
>>583234793fave says never trust how you feel about yourself after 1am
>>583233987the philosopher guys are church wafers
>>583233927typically food becomes healing items instead of peopleeven the chalk became a healing item because it was viewed as food
fave thinking of a friend they had on an online game as a kid and never saw again and irrationally wondering if it's possible they've died since then and being sad because they'll never fucking know
Is chara's entire appeal about being a psycho little girl? That's it?
>>583234887you mean 13am?
>>583235062fave also had a discord friend who just stopped replying one day. fave hopes they just got bored of fave and didn't rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWX5Bf248Zw
>>583219287>pic
>>583236192I thought he was using him as a fleshlight from the thumbnail what the fuck is wrong with me
>Zoomers who played Deltarune ch1 as kids because their parents neglect them now insist that Deltarune is for kids only and that adults "don't get it"Humanity was a mistake
>>583236207Hello, my name is Spookydood, and THIS, is Seam Pink Flower Theory
-_-
>fave becomes real and loves you very muchBUT>you get a 2cm exposed nerve on your chest that can't be removeddo you accept?
>>583219287Friend blackEnemy whiteNeutral grayYou see Enemy and Neutral is not that popular as Friend
>>583236269Noooo, he's just washing his hair!
>>583236269>fleshlightWrong character
>>583236313Yes. Just tape a bottle cap over it? Yoyuu no yuugao sa!
More Tenna x Spamton cigarette content
Someone (not me I'm lazy) should make a "Deltarune Prime" mod that fixes the inconsistencies between chapter 1 and the rest of the chapters and removes things which were obviously added in response to goings on in the fandom including but not limited to references to Ralsei looking better with a hat, Yellow looking like Woody, the three Mikes etcLike a "what if Deltarune was released like a normal game" AU.
good morning anons, let's have a doe-tastic day.
>>583236595Yellow looking like Woody had nothing to do with Woody Theory and came long before it
why doesn't kris just consent instead of being raped?
>>583236595Only the Mikes are a reference to the fandom.
>>583236642I like this new ritualpost
>>583236424Honestly, I want Tenna to use me like a fleshlight.
What if fave's pussy does not actually taste good?
>>583236642im so fucking scared...
let's have a draw-tastic day
>>583236763Metaphysically impossible. Everything about him MUST be delicious.
Yellow is the bottom in the relationship with Blue because he has a pistol, and pistol sounds like pistil, and a pistil is a flower's vagina.
What if Fave said Fave-tastic! and exited Deltarune to take over other video games
bun
>>583236951This is the kind of genius that makes /utg/ stand out
>>583236703artist???
I will pull all my Theorycoin from all my savings accounts and go all in on Vs. Susie 2 in Chapter 6
>>583236971I'm TASQUE MANAGER, the greatest program to ever live!
>>583236924Everything...?
drinking beer made from Noelle's vagina yeast
>>583237208i love art of his tie getting pulled on
Eating yoghurt made with Ralsei's scrotal bacteria
>>583238003Same, it's sexy as fuck. Even better when he's being pulled into a kiss.
>>583238238>Even better when he's being pulled into a kiss.YES you understand me
>>583237795I said. What I said.
letting Noelle kill me and roast my corpse so she can share it with her friends
>>583238583go to bed catti
Letting the dogs out (Woof woof woof woof woof)
>>583238669ZAMN!!!!!!!!!
>>583238797and then they all fucked
>>583239043spamton doesnt have enough testosterone for this kind of italian man hair.
>>583236642Toby's gonna need to work overtime to give Dess the best PR team possible to recover from the Doe-lester truth nuke
>>583240270Why not? I think he pulls it off well enough.
> the Doe-lester truth nukeShut the fuck up Just stop talking
what's catchierflower man or cutie mew mew magic
>>583240320That Kris is a girl.
>>583241024Flower Man but I’m biased and both songs are spectacular
>>583241024flower man, i still hum it sometimes while i almost forgot what the other one sounded like
>>583241024CMM for me, I had that shit on repeat for a couple weeks after playing
>>583241024They're both really good, but I'm leaning towards Flower Man more.
>>583241024At first I liked CM^3 more but now I like Flower Man more. I'm not really sure why
Something about Spamton in that red suit does it for me...
>>583240948Nah>>583241024flower man is catchier but mew mew magic is the superior song due to not being about that fucking flower i hate>>583241086Kris is Kris
>when the allegations drop
Aqua molested me
Anons just want to say I like you guys and I tried my best to like all of you, from otomes and fujos to the ralsei twinks and asriel faggoats but transriel is too woke for me sorry.
chapter 3/4 feel like much longer ago than they were
>>583242371>too woke for me>utdr generalkek
>>583242719I'll have you know that /utg/ is BASED and REDPILLED, libfart! We only like transriel if she doesn't make it her whole personality!
Forcing Ralsei to get a bottom surgery.
>>583242976
>>583236951flowers have both male and female genitals tho
i am so frustrated with myself
>>583243191i don't know how the image got so compressed but you get the point
>>583243224Aqua's 3 foot long futa horsecock...
Sucking on Aqua's stamen
>>583243407kinda slutty to leave his tail out when he's wearing a robe
>>583243191I think this is Noel getting slapped in the fave, but it should be Noel locked in a chastity cage eating pussy because that's way hotter.
Mewmew's thixotropic and efflorescent butthole~
hey guys!
>>583244015Hey little guy you've grown like a turnip!
sucking Kris' autistic theyfab therian boobies <3
>>583242371>ralsei twinks and asriel faggoatsare the best posters
should i be a lazy faggot and do nothing or work out my buttasked Orange
>>583244375very erotic
>>583244361Apply yourself, definitely better than doing nothing
>>583244361Do nothing, definitely better than applying yourself
>>583243553i like to imagine whenever spamton drops his shorts a massive 30 inch penis comes flying out
>>583244671>>583244603>>583244361Imagine giving Orange some fucking backshots
>>583244836He is a big shot after all ;)
>>583244848
>>583244913>>583244836Spamton's entire thing is that he wants to be [Bigger] though. You know pipis is modelled after viagra pills?
>>583245045He could already enlarge his head, so it wouldn't be difficult to enlarge his penis.
>>583245210You say that and yet he had Kris fetch him a NEO [workout ready] body hmmmmm. His ideal body.
>>583244008
Stop thinking with your dicks and pussies and use your brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583245374It was ideal, until it had strings still attached to it.
>>583245619
>>583245619pussy... ero...
>>583246395I get so fucking angry when someone compares Flowey and Flowery or draws Flowery getting through to Flowey or something stupid like that. Flowery is Flowey's cheap copy and if they met Flowey would run him into the ground by making him die in various painful ways, most of them in front of the other flowers, as soon as he figured out his stats were fake. The only thing Flowery would achieve is making his many deaths the most cathartic for Flowey due to their similarities and how much Flowery annoyed him.
>>583246756Flowey is just an edgy kid, he's not even that strong without any human souls
He would have one of those fancy robes.
>>583246756Woah, there! Don’t get your petals in a twist, evilbuddy!
>>583246915He's killed everyone in Undertale, if pre-development Flowey got plopped into Flower King he would try the same tricks (if he still had save/load powers)
If you have consenxual sex with Mew Mew but Maddie is not consenting does that count as rape? Ghost r-rape OOOOOOOOOO
What is his problem?
OHAHAHAHAHA!!!THOSE DOESARE SIMPLYDOELICIOUS!!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBp85CBYlA&list=RDsFBp85CBYlAi can't wait for toby to do absolutely nothing with friend or severely underdeliver for how much aura friend has in the eyes of fans
Everytime I catch up on threads there's like a dozen posts throughout the day just oozing self loathing. Charafags and Ralseifags gotta stop hating on yourselves. Y'all ain't that bad.Side note. I never see it from Tenna/Spamton posters so I must conclude fujo GAWDesses have pristine mental health.
>>583247531Hype moments and aura posting has completely ruined fandoms because any glup shitto character can be now portrayed as the coolest most important character in the story, and the writer not giving them the spotlight is now a waste
>>583246756You're forgetting that Undertale Flowey is weak. Toriel took him out in a single hit with a single bullet. Flowey couldn't get past Asgore (who's holding back) even with infinite re-attempts.>B-but Toriel backstabbed him! Stealth attack gives times gorillion attack bonus!!!Not an excuse. Just mean he have garbage situational awareness.
>>583247531I'm telling you all wait for nut dealer to finally see friend do something
>>583247574>Ralseifags gotta stop hating on yourselvesthat's just one of us though, i hope he starts feeling better soon. best wishes to that guy <3
>>583247574the fujo foids aren’t going to fuck you retard
>>583247736He was always cool and epic
>>583247574>I never see it from Tenna/Spamton posters so I must conclude fujo GAWDesses have pristine mental health.They just vent to their boyfriends not to anonymous strangers
i want friend to have a connection to noelle and be cats in her cat petterz game
I said that maybe the flowers could represent some lightners in Deltarune as well as be a parallel to the fallen humans in Undertale. and I got called an smelly idiot for that.But then Toby sorta implied that's the case so I win. I'm past the great filter. I'm the intended audience.
>>583247736Sounds like a cheap way to excuse bad writing, anon.You're not a newfag, are you?
>>583248076>If you don't want friendslop to be canon you're a newfag??????
>>583248312>avoiding the questionalways the case
>>583247747Source for Asgore? All I remember him saying is that he never got Asgore to show him the souls.Anyway, my excuse for Flowey getting one shot isn't that it was a stealth attack, it was that not only was he distracted, Toriel probably wasn't holding back on that single blow since he was threatening a human child right in front of her. Either way, not only did he still live, his strength comes from his save/load ability. If he has infinite tries in that dark world, eventually he'll figure out Flowery's weaknesses and that's what matters
Ralsei giving Susie "friendslop" in Castle Town.
Brown skinned friend gijinka with fat fucking tits and ass
Newfags.They glow in the dark.
>>583248413
>>583248058>their designs may be strangeThey're literally just colorful cartoon humans. There's nothing odd or eye catching about them. In fact, they're practically banal in the UTDR universe.
Real Anti-Christ reacts to The Knight in Deltarune
>>583248569How did toby get trump to do react videos for him??
>>583248413Susie figures out that the blue fluid in the cauldron can be safely consumed even when it's not turned into food and gets addicted to cauldronslop
I’m on the toilet taking a poop
>>583248775do you have a vagina
>>583248076newvesselfag...
Big Vessel boobs in my mouth.
Deltarune has the exact same plot as Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)
>>583248929Imagine giving femvessel some fucking backshots ummmmmm
A newfag is just a newfriend we haven't chatted with yet. Grab a pint, luv.
>>583248802No…
>>583249086i'm down bad for macie
>>583249164You will when I'm done with you
>>583249127fax brother
>>583249175Lets just say I want to put a friend inside her
>>583249018there's an ending where eggman shows up in the bunker with no explanation for why he's there or how he brought the egg dealer with him
>>583249341
Dess really them getting along and said"I'm gonna molest him"What the fuck is wrong with her?!??
>>583249175holy cringe dialogue
>>583249127Rambposters are the best niggas here
>>583248414I love this artist's style, I hope she draws more of her bug ocs soon because I like them
>>583249502AND asrielposters
A fave convicted of killing a cyber road-rage victim will be resentenced after an AI-generated video of the victim forgiving him was improperly used during sentencing.Ralsei said he felt that the AI-generated depiction of the victim portrayed “genuine forgiveness.”
>>583249175I hope Hometown Massacre is real so I can see goonerbait Vessels be sexy while killing innocent monsters.
>>583250384it reminds me of mgs peace walker where Big Boss at the end of the regular story decides to disregard the boss' will because an AI replica of her mind decided to die to save the world again but at least you can look at it funny since the super natural actually fucking exists in that world and it can be assumed her spirit took over the Peace Walker AI
>>583246756Everyone hates Flowery...
tickling ralsei and he tries to resist it at first but eventually he laughs very softly
>>583249175Post more of her.
>>583251250Now that's more like it!
>>583227410This is so good! So much fun stuff here! Really been loving your drawings!
where is everyblud? im scared....
>>583251853who is blud and why are you looking for them?
>>583251853I'm with you in the dark, my little diddy ahh
>>583219431new Kanarune video!https://gofile.io/d/gJ7YSBOqhttps://gofile.io/d/gJ7YSBOqhttps://gofile.io/d/gJ7YSBOq
>>583219490Someone told me to call this sword the "G Saber" and that's genius.
>>583247574
>>583247574Ill be a good Chara fag (more accurately a chasriel fag)
>>583219490>UndertoberShit name but where is the list of art prompts?
>>583252995iirc anon isn't doing prompts
>>583252995I'm not doing prompts. Im flying by the seat of my pants. In fact today I was going to ask the thread for prompts.
>>583253180>>583253037Ah. OK.I assume UT only then? And so far what have you done?
>>583252995It should just be Tobytober so you draw your favorite Tobyverse characters.
SquidwardRune
>>583253428Oh shit is that Rance?
>>583253296Here is day 1. Prompt was autumn! (I'm a big sans fan if you cant tell but today I won't draw sans hahaha)
goober
>>583253589>today I won't draw sansThat's a fucking lie and you know it.
>>583253691Handsome young man that I want to kiss
>>583253589Could I request Day 3 as something abstract:Like just "Tree" or "Market."
>>583253773many people are saying this!!
>>583253713I'm a chasriel fan just as much as a sans head. I have multiple autistic interests!>>583253691I wanna know what his tongue feels like>>583253781Tree define tree could be a really good one. :D
>>583250430Look at the fucking titmeat on those vessels yummm
>>583253992>Define Tree...Well. There is a man here.Or you could go for the trees in Snowdin where you get snow on your head.Take your pick. Have fun.
>>583251834Kinda dig it but ditch the kringle elf stockings and shoes
soft life with my ralsei wife
>>583219863tragically still straight
>>583254261I think my autocorrect destroyed what I was trying to say because I don't remember saying define. But oh well.
>>583254398We must organize a benefit for this poor anon
>>583219863I’ve been far too tired to draw lately but for the first time in a week I woke up feeling well rested and energized. It is going to be a good weekend I can feel it
>>583253589Good stuff
>>583250430I need these vessel babes to double titfuck me so hard
>>583254360ralsei wife(male)*>>583254398consult asriel, he can fix you into being normal and gay.>>583254529glad to hear that fren :)
Plapvessel backshots
Penumbra Phantasm Penumbra Phantasm Penumbra Phantasm
How would we collectively feel of we knew a thread friend killed themself
>>583254398I have long since surpassed such limits. With proper training you can too. >>583254595Thanks buddy!>>583254675"Wow Kris this song is awesome! Where did it come from?""oh y'know just a webcomic Noelle showed me""Why the hell does a webcomic have a sound track??""Idk man"
>>583254678Sad they pulled a Yellow
>>583254606Based!
>>583254678Your life is worth living bwo
WELCOME TO THE you pee goodhow was the BITCH! *Explosion* *Explosion* *Explosion*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-DDSylX83U
>>583254678don't even joke about things like that
>>583254678If it was a drawfag, mourn. If it was a rando, feel a little sad. If it was someone who annoyed me even slightly, celebrate.
>>583248929Would you really abandon kris’s fat tits for the vessel
>>583254634why the correction that's what i meant
When I was younger so much younger than today I never needed any monsters help in any way But now these days are gone and I’m not so self assuredNow I find I changed my mind and opened up the door(Sung by Asgore Dreemurr, recounting his days as king)
Drunk Chara ruined the concept of a character drinking. But I do like the idea of Chara getting drunk and being a lot more vulnerable and open to a confused and slightly worried Asriel, and maybe a little more clingy if he is also a bit drunk too. But I have a lot of chasriel scenes I envision in my head.I will remake that shitty fanfic I made one day.
>>583255003based
>>583254678i dont know any of you fucking dumbasses why the fuck would anyone care?
deltarune is dead
i am no longer unemployedam i still allowed here?
the one time i got drunk i cut myself pretty badsaid kris dreemur
>>583255172Congrats! You can always come home.
>>583254851Im not joking I wanna know how strong our threads brothership is
Goteposting? At this hour? Localized entirely within your thread?
>>583255264I haven't heard from Kraut in many many days... do you know something we don't?
>>583255284It's more likely than (you) think.
>>583255284every hour should be a goat hour
>>583255382*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
I would do anything to see them happy together agghhh
>>583255284>>583255410>>583255439gogogogo GOOOAAAAATT
>>583255085Drunk!Chara is still iconic in it's own right. Like I feel like for 2017-2019 era it was like the most well known version of Male Chara
Am I allowed to sing my praises for autumn even though I love all of the seasons? Am I allowed to love everything?
>>583255731Kill yourself
>>583255939You're not the real kraut.
>>583255731I'm more of a lover of winter myself to be fair.
>>583255564thank you for your service man
>>583255679Im someone who leans more towards favoring feminine charas. (I swear I don't self insert. I would never. Officer you gotta believe me). But my biases don't fully cover why I don't like drunk Chara. Mostly I hate it because of how infamous it was on Tumblr.
>>583255382oh god please lord jesus smile on me please let him have killed himself god it would be so fucking funny lord bless me with this news
>>583256201he took after his hero
>>583255410>>583255439>>583255637I think I’m getting on board with this…
>>583256102
>>583256182>Im someone who leans more towards favoring feminine charas.So am I. Chara's been fave since Day 1 over here. It gets more awkward to say as I get older but always has been always will be.
>>583256387all hail the hypnogoat
Real talk do i just go talk to the guy who works at the local Safeways liquor section of he wants to fuck i know what he looks like naked so idk why he pretends not to know me despite following me around a few times too
https://x.com/TheFaetomi/status/2106125051234009111Which one of you commissioned this
>>583255625Same. But alas
goat gang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnMmmr2jOjI
>>583256449I know this thread can get its panties in a twist over humans and gender stuff. But I do think the gender ambiguity/androgyny is interesting and appealing. And while I hate users on say, Twitter, who would pull up the wiki link if you mess up and forget a "they" (which I prefer to use in any case). I also find it distasteful who exclusively refer to any of the humans as one or their otherRuins the fun I would say. This is all to say, a good masculine character can win me over pretty easy. Especially if they tap into the shota energy I crave in drawings. Same with frisk, love me some boyish frisk.
This is a castleBut it's not Ral's one
>>583255939noelle...
I can't believe Toby really made a character with yellow skin and squinted eyes and got away with it 3 different times
>>583256889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaAT6UmJAU
>>583257150I cant believe people draw Frisk and Kris as white.
>>583257150Frisk was a white girl back when undertale came out, the fandom has changed
>>583257335For better and woese. Now we can have game accurate frisk titties.
>>583256764What even is this? What does formlock mean??
"Why is the song called invincible when I can hear it" -Susie listening to Duran Duran
>>583257435That will never happen because nobody likes girlfrisk anymore
>>583256924I still abide by the old rules where Frisk and Chara were gender neutral and you could just pick which one you wanted.And I don't care what you headcanon your Chara and Frisk as long as you don't say mine is "wrong" or whatever.Like I've headcanoned Frisk and Chara as female forever. Frisk being more of the feminine one, while Tomboy Chara was the brooding one.>>583257335The fucking Fetus Frisk shit makes me so mad because that is actively trying to say "Oh you're a piece of shit for liking female Frisk." Even if it did lead to some nice Nuvex Frisk art that I haven't seen in years. Their Frisk was always a nice design
Krisp
>>583256764Toriel porn is always so ass man. Same with Tasque where their fans only interact with anything Toby has made through porn alone. Noelle and Ralsei are like that too but it's not the absolute majority like with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC7G3MMyWY
>>583257736Same five songs, it's the same five songs!
>>583257286goat empire
>>583257591I mean you are objectively a pedophile
>>583257853many such empires!!
putting iwicdfag in a barrel and sending him over niagara falls...
>>583257573If no one is drawing feminine frisk porn. Than I will have to do it myself!!!>>583257591That's fair. Who really cares. People will draw characters the gender they are not when it's a definite male or female. That's what's fun about art, you can do whatever you want. So why can't you draw Chara and frisk as male or female, or Kris for that matter, draw them with whatever set of genitals you want. (People are to afraid to draw Kris with a visible bust and that is very cowardly.)I prefer appearance wise for both of them to be very androgenous, both for the sake of being closer to the sprites and also because I think it's fun that way.
>>583257709slutty boy
i wish i wasn't trapped in a barrel falling to my doom...
>>583254990Maybe we can have both Kris fat tits and Vessel fat tits.
>>583257591so you're headcannoning frisk and chara as transfems?
>>583257985i could never hope to draw even half this well
>>583257985Cute snoozie
I have no Fave and I must fuck Fave
>>583257985You draw better than me pal :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__ToI6eZZoI love it when a band takes the same amount of time to release a new album as it takes me to start liking them again
>>583257591>I still abide by the old rules where Frisk and Chara were gender neutral and you could just pick which one you wanted.>And I don't care what you headcanon your Chara and Frisk as long as you don't say mine is "wrong" or whatever.this was likely what toby wanted for us but alas
>>583258189Kris is a special case for me because they are so androgynous either way honestly that it could go both ways. Also I wouldn't draw Kris with visible bust because the sprite doesn't have it while Noelle's does so Kris would just be canonically flat either way. Also for some reason some people really dislike the Kris wearing black nail polish (despite that being semi-canon, given the makeup in Noelle's room that they both definitely would have messed with)>>583258337If that's your headcanon (it isn't mine), I don't care.
it should have been me!!!!!!
>>583258020yo numbers what did you get on the soul test? https://undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
>>583257985Cute Sus
>>583257985You draw better than me, keep going
>>583259605yo tasquetoilet your dad fucks dead deer lmao
>>583259605>virus link AND IP grabberdid not peruse
>>583259605It's been said every thread but does your dad really fuck dead deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx5ZRAKx5jI
He is still my FRUAKING HERO!
RISE AND SHINE, /YOU TEE GEE/! IT'S FOOTY PRIMETIME!Heads up, gang, because we're 10 minutes away from today's match, and boy it has STEAKS: if we win, we advance to the next phase which are knockouts for tomorrow; if we lose, we'll play another match in a few hours, and if we lose that too, it's BYE BYE for us...Last games were truly unforgettable, first was an awful misstep vs /dbg/, then a huge step on /civ4xg/, and now, we're against the Liberty Liberators of /hdg/. Even if we lose both games, at least I'll be happy thinking we made a show, and this is merely an invitational! (I really hope I keep this momentum for when the main event that is /vg/ League arrives around November/December...)I'll be notifying you in a while when the game's up!
>>583259994yeah, too bad he hesitated...
>>583260000QUADS!!!!
>>583257150this is how i know i'm old that people are forgetting basic early UT drama lore. besides he just stole frisk's face from madotsuki
Gotemania
>>583260000that kris model needs fat boobs to be game accurate
>>583260000Czech'dLet's watch some footy>KICK THE BLOODY BALL
>>583260246goober man
>>583260224>that last lineSo that was a fucking lie.
>>583255679I only read that comic from comic dubs that gave Chara a girl's voice so I thought it was a yuri comic for a long time lol
>>5832600004 Zeroes. Hopefully not a sign of nil nil draws
>>583260447GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
is iwicdfag’s attention whoring bit going to be fed every thread
Good afternoon utg. Hope you're all having fun, or at least relaxing nicely this Saturday.
>>583260504Kris doesn't have squinty eyes, Kris has no eyes
>>583256924>Same with frisk, love me some boyish frisk.You have BRTRAYED me...
>>583259929https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544423018/#544440254https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/545300761/#545311705He also has three individual posts about how male deer are "one pump chumps" and that his dad taught him that. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/537255637/#537259886
Dess is the knight because Don't Forget is sang by a woman.
>>583260606ez goobering ez life>>583260640i am having a good day, wish the same to you :)
>>583257573Wtf I'm nobody?
Shotalicious
>>583260853Asriel is my top 3 shotas OAT>>583260675NOOOOO I DRAW FRISK TITTIES TO I PROMISE. I would never FUCKING TRAITOR you!
>>583260950You have been REDEEMED!!!!!
>>583260817unfortunately that might be the case
>>583260950Same. You'll have to search far and wide to find someone as cute as him. Who are the other 2?
>>583260812say gex
I've tried to learn how to draw about half a dozen times but I think it's finally starting to click
>>583261292GAY SEX!!!!
>>583260000*oh yeah, yesterday we also fought /pg/ and beat them 5-2, here's the VOD in case you missed it: https://www.youtube.com/live/Z_qQz8g4FAk?t=5456sAnyhoo, match is starting, come and watch the gang play ball!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleaguealso HOLY SHIT QUADS
horrible thread hours
i'm not a schizo please don't report me but get flushed tasque toilet always made me kek
>>583260000Quads on the footie post? Oh yeah. We're scoring four goals today.
>>583261319you're like me. i've on and off been "drawing" my entire life but i feel like i only really started to improve last year. probably because of consistent, actual practice instead of "halfway draw one pose very badly every other month..."
>>583261159Honestly really hard to say. I think Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh might be in the running tho. Which probably doesn't make sense if you have only seen the duel monsters anime. But trust me, in the beginning of the manga Yugi is shotalicious. Tho I think Asriel ranks above him still. Asriel is a furry and that gives him major points. And generally has really cute art of him.
>>583261370GET SEXO
>>583260784anon...the knight is mute..
>>583261553Trust me. I got my start drawing by tracing semi. Drawings in the hopes of being 1/10th as good as that man. Now I can finally draw things kind of. We will all make it
laying iwicd-fag down on the train trackshe’s not tied up, he’s just too lazy and weak willed to get up and leave
Drawing streak: kept, barelyFor some reason drawing on the whiteboard feels easier than in my usual drawing programs.
>>583261472I always thought it was funny that he was convinced that I somehow stole the idea of calling someone a toilet or to get flushed from him when I just lazily did the exact same thing I did to temfag a year or two before tasquetard ever showed up.
>>583261436I look like that noelle
can someone draw ralsei teasing male susie until he gets tired of it and rapes him in a friendly way
>>583261575That's fair. I also got my other favorite shotas from a cartoon. Summer Camp Island's Max and Oscar. They're both kind of similar to Asriel so I guess it only makes sense
>>583261635She was actually pretty loud when she roared all over the screen.
Every now and then I see someone's interpretation of a female pippins that I swear is fujo escaping containment.
>>583261875What do I have to do to make you have sex with me
I LOVE CHARA!
Sex with Underfell Chara.
>>583262023Be trans
>>583262442
why tf is there a hometown gay witchcraft store for fags who worship satan
>>583262535They're the backbone of the community
>>583262535Why isn't anyone in hometown homophobic except toriel
>>583262535what version of deltarune did you play
>>583260324Kris with a beauty mark...wow....It would be funny if Kris just had a mega binder on all game and actually has dd cups
>>583262816funny.. yeah
>>583262457Shit. Anything else? Anything at all?
>>583263017No
>>583263212
>>583262991Ralsei isn't ready for human pussy strength. I need to read some ralsei x feminine Kris fics....*Sigh*
>>583263392>feminine kris*female, girl
>trapped in THE CAGE>thinks being in there somehow actually makes him freer than the other characters>claims it's actually everyone else who is trapped within their world>knows the plot in advance>main motivation is just playing games
>>583262991SAUCE?!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!!!!!
>>583263563jevil is the player, spamton is noelle!!
>>583261154All jokes aside I see new lewd Frisk art daily
>>583263527Well I specified feminine because it would still be cool if they had a dick.
>>583263629VonMylo
twisted sword route waiting room
>>583262497That's ShiftFell >:(
>>583263685oh so futa i got it
>>583263679that doesn't exist at all so I assume you live in the irl dark world
>>583263789>>583263789>>583263789hop on!
shift 3 or storyshift
Its so cool how toby started a pattern with jevil and spamton and never went through with his original vision because his wrists was destroyed in the divorce
>>583263563He's a Weird Route Player.Mew Mew/Maddie parallel the Pacifist Player.
>>583263860Too early anon
>>583263769That's pretty chill yeah
>>583263907Cutie <3
>>583261436ez win ez life>>583261609sorry for slow reply was watching the footie
3-0 WOOOO
>>583263654But Noelle quotes Jevil
>>583262215What was the point of this guy and why was it shaking that thang?
>>583264994Kris Poor Kris
