Prev: >>583228492>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Cheese & Garlic Pizza in the Crust - Ø30cm [Cheese & Garlic Wish Pizza with Crust - Ø30cm]Extra Mozzarella, Tuna, Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella
Tachyon LOVE
UGH! MEN! LUSTING FOR CHUDS!
yurr
BOCA
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
cunt as in umanko
Gold City feet in my mouth
This is what Falco deserves
>>583246263Skip to the part where you get a 4.
reminder that japanese 3-4 meters hills are nothing compared to frog swamps 10-40 meters hills they can't win this
>>583246263You'll get your orenji wife one of these threads.
Digitan LOVE
>>583246253mibombo...
LETS DO SOMETHING FUN>FAVORITE UMA>COCK SIZEGO!
>>583246263ganbare!!!!
hey
You guys will let me know when I’m supposed to not login for 5 days right?
fat falco is kinda erotic.......
>>583246290Falco rape
Listen up buttercup!Local S-rank clubu /Uma/ Club has room for (You)all you have to do is join! Take the leap, Make the grade.
>>583246359Super Creek14cm
>>583246421mhm nyo
old drama was like>this nigga doesn't play!! fucking kill him!!! DANCHO!!!!new drama is like>everyone must know i sucked three cocks yesterdayohhhhhhhhh I see. Yeah the old drama was better.
Big sippy
>40% TE senior year summer>60% TE URA finale I had 5 mood downs the whole run, was that what derailed my golshi's stats?
>>583246481you recycled this post from last thread
>>583246421I have your three guys right there!
>>583246421no thanks
GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGY
>>583246557It’s a good post.
>>5832463594 inches (erect)
>>583246481Call me unc because /uma/ don't make drama like they used to
>>583246359Tamano Cross 7 in
>>583246569>Day 2 >Already nearing 40MDamn you guys really love your botters
>>583246569Iam safe...
this would be a sovlful TT team
>>583246478He's already back.
>>583246421Maybe if you explain the reason about the disagreement with Nyo...
>>583246557no even worse, I fucked up the post and didn't quote it properly
>>583246481curren would never not pick the three cocks option out of these two
>>583246597
guess I was right once more, it's cringe hours for the next 12-14 hours
>>583246389many are saying this!
>>583246359teiemu opera O-25cm
>>583246359Curren Chan1in
good afternoon
Raisu
>>583246359teiemu opera o15cm
>>583246526in my experience, too many single rainbows>only a wit cardalso you probably had to rest a bunch of times
>>583246818
>>583246716Curren is extra cute and pure! with just a hint of devlish
>>583246818I want to BE my cute CF that always wins every single relationship battle
>>583246526>not capping speed with 3speedProbably just shit rainbows, zero speed growth umas needs at least 2 triple rainbows to cap. Surely you dealt with those mood downs accordingly with LH
>>583246782damn your cunt is deep
I love my umawife
>>583246850only did 4 LH dates in total, plus one gamba for shrine after a double mood down, which filled my energy bar to 80%should my LH date limit only be the third one?
>>583246421Will I get kicked if I don't log in for the extra pulls?
Is Kitasan Black the Goku of Uma?
>>583246526>louder tracen cheerIt's a final straight acceleration
>>583247039Thats Ogurin
>>583246689>kindergarten tamamo
>>583246946
>>583246569>rank 205Wait what did I miss?
>>583247062Marche would say this and mean it
>>583247118>>583246946Opera mare...
>>583247062What racing in America does to an Uma
>random mentions of trash only thirdies likehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>583246117Join umatismno quotasno requirementsno dramano erpersno e celebsno redditorsno discordersno tranniesnothing but sovl, shoes, and 2000 carats a month
did the irl horse racing habben already?
>>583247020not if you mention it in chat
>>583246943thanks, my mom assembled it for me.
>>583247062
What is with Rulership?There's something about her that makes me want to bully her until she cries
>>583247243weren't you guys the twinks club? I clearly remember twink posters being associated with umatism like 2 days ago
>>583246907>Surely you dealt with those mood downs accordingly with LHalmost >>583246991I also think that I only had one triple rainbow, and it was during classic year summer
breasts in japan
>>583247508the HOTTEST FUCKING SHIT THERE IS! Just look at Anri Okita pre pregnancy explosion!
>>583247385Fangs...
>>583247213
>>583247529my FUCKING favourite umamusuko..
>>583247046so, pump is the better choice even for end closers?>spechud uniquefunny enough, my higher scoring runs didn't proc the spark for that one, so I still do have to farm itlike my dia, which hurts to farm an ace for becuase I really think I was a few sparks and rainbows away from a useable one
>>583247592That’s not Verstappen.
>>583247596talking about your favorite pornstar exposes your age and in this case your unc status since Anri Okita was popular like 15 years ago
>>583247768Ruby is so erotic
>>583247592>wasting an image like this on a guy NO ONE CARES ABOUT
>>583247768helios posting is unc coded, we already knew
>>583247732Lane legerdermein and OYL are waste of SPsSpe's unique is good but you need something to activate it, just go with Ryan or borrow a Dober
>>583247457And that's a good thing
>>583247768I didn't know the eomen in porn had names.
>>583247993it takes time, maybe years, but eventually you will be able to see women as human beings too
CM test2498 65692498 65692498 6569
rice on my platerice spreading hate
>>583247957>OYLyeah, I wanted curvature, but kita didn't finish her chain. but, I didn't know lane legedermain didn't do anything on this track. What should I be selecting instead, then?also, will rudolf's unique do anything? assuming I put a pace in my team to help with the passing condition
Was he correct?
>>583248078>see women as human beings tooWomen aren’t human
>was this literal who vtuber I'm trying to chill correct?shut the fuck up you disgusting turd
>>583246359Grass Wonder28cm
wahey
>>583248078I mean, like i didn't think people cared enough to knoe their nales like celbrities i thought its just like a random women turing up to get fucked and paid
>>583248179Uma stan is super important, right handed demon since you didn't learn it and of course more mid-race and late-raceAlso finish your LH chain for See ya later
>>583248031fusapan is a SLUT
>>583246359ayabewho cares nobody is ever going to see it
>>583246359Daiwa21cm
Bros I just watched El condor pasa lose l'arc in the game... It was so sad... The panning shot with her tears flying into the sky... Tabaru and Terra won't let that happen again tomorrow, right?
went to the race course today. pretty cool experience but I can imagine it being more hype if you have a specific horse you've followed for long and are cheering for
If Japan wins tomorrow I'm getting married
>>583247457i am the only anon in umatism over 180cm
>>583248652montjew should have died in the holocaust
>>583246359Silence Suzuka6.5 inches and uncut
>>583248752bro has a harem of twinks
>>583246359Teio, 11cm
im making a breasts in japan to get racist spe but i kind of want to play
>>583248078pressing [x] to doubt, here
>>583246359Dober14cm...
>>583248730If Japan wins tomorrow Im quitting Uma
>>583248165
>>583248934edge for 39 minutes to the trainee you want to build after that career is done
>>583248934fuck you dude your picture made me autopilot alt-tab into uma and finish my clanked run that I was waiting for the new day to finishit's like you activated a sleeper agent in me
Meisho Doto
>>583246359Dia16cm
>>583248993GG, id post hakuraku but that shit is not fucking working on my machine for some reason
>>583248169Rice wouldn't spread hate
>>583249009Why is Taishin made of grilled cheese
>>583248993Maru had a weird overtake at the end of midrace there. I think it boxed Bobo behind Suzu as well...
>he brings debuffers to /uma/ rooms
>>583248652Their chance of winning is low but never zero. It is quite close to zero though
everyone is double digits? I didn't expect /uma/ to be so big
I've never measured my wiener properly because it's a grower and I don't know how large it's capable of becoming
It's a new day!
>>583246359Matikanefukukitaru77,7 cm, uncut as Shiraoki-sama wills it
>>583249328Duh. We're a bunch of greasy, bald, fat cocked ojii-sans.
Oissuu~
>>583249258R A P E
>>583246359This sizehttps://files.catbox.moe/6lnelm.jpg
>anon purposefully keeps himself ignorant so as to avoid the harsh realitymany such cases.
paizuri slave or big head, /uma/?
>>583249545I wish we could get some new photos
>>583249261
>>583249545i hate that i recognize the filename
>>583249545Now cosplay Astolfo
>>583249546are you speaking from experience?
>>583249614If I get Arima plat (I wont)
>>583249271>people test things in the testing roomswaow
>>583249587do it.
>>583246421HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>583249587BANANA FIEND GO
>>583249810I'll be sending my energy for you to win
>>583249829test the taste of a shotgun barrel
Dober would be into this
Maledom is so cringe
>>583250309when i shit out two more aces i wont do it anymore, pls don't kill me
>>583250398Only when she's horny. She's disgusted by it after she has her orgasm.
>>583250309You first, bwo
>>583250490that makes it even hotterif possibleGod Dober makes me crazy
This is a Late buhi deckTesting whether 2 speed is enough
>>583250557She's an introverted creative. She's a lewd bitch by default.
>>583250612jesus christ my wallet fucking flinched
>>583250612Where is lil bro going without LH
>>583250612>curren wit?
>>583250612>Air Groove at 45Do better.
>>583250612>3lbthis is an f2p deck actually
>>583250612i kneel buhiGOD...
>>583250753Unity!
>bought ozempicsoon all bitches are mineumamusume
>Transferred the uma that was being used for legends races>Click through without noticing>Most recent legacy was a URA parent runOhhh scheisse
>>583250436said the beta cuck
Rape is naturalRape is healthyRape is goodSociety needs more rapeCultivate rape
>>583251021tirzepatide is better
>>583250490Happens to the best of us. dober ain't special.
I took ozempic and finally lost weight, but now gold city is completely uninterested in me...
>>583251061i did something similar the other day, clicked the wrong legend race while half asleep and didn't notice until i saw my Taiki getting demolished by nice nature
>>583251021just stop eating teio gwo...
>>583251292>teiobroHow do you knew...
V
>>583251264just tell her you're seeing another woman and she will mark you
moshi-moshi
have any anons been bruteforcing ace runs WITHOUT light hello? does it actually work?
>>583251207Rice would NEVER say this
>>583251371
>>583251605>does it actually worknoi tried one timeit was horrible
>>583251583childhood with lunasex with lunamarriage with lunahappy sex with lunahappy baby making with lunagetting old with luna
>>583251021Yes, be on GLP1s. Don't learn food discipline and the joys of sculpting your own body, just take the happy injection so you don't want to feel hungry.
>>583251756so before marriage it's unhappy sex... so someone is raped..
>>583251756>troona
>luna
>>583251021>SOON bitches that love seeing SKELETONs with lots of meat flaps hanging off will be mine!
>>583251583Seriously?
>>583251605Runs without LH is pretty much sending yourself out naked to the RNG wolves
>>583251659she would and she would rape the fuck out of me.
My cooma in the luna
>>583251408nobody cares
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>583251061given how we don't get accelerated star pieces, losing one feels EXTRA shitty
>>583251959>"Let's remove that part, it might cause confusion... acktually, let's keep it for the funny"A joke my precious wife would be proud of, maybe.>>583252074This guy wants to mix cheese with cum... ew
wtf
>>583251756they could never make me hate you, troona...
>>583252223STOP THE COUNT
>>583252021>>583251881I'm going to the gym...
>30 minutes in>2 glued borrows
>>583252223i gave up on semen retention 3 months ago.
Reminder: Losing weight is not about eating less, but it's about how often you eat! If you eat 6 to 8 full-sized meals a the day instead of 3, your metabolism will be constantly active, burning more calories overall.
>>583252232Nobody wants you to hate Rudolph
>>583252232LOOK AT THAT FLUFFY WINTER COAT BED HAIR!God I wanna sniff that all night long while hugging>>583252298Bitch, I eat once a day, yet also sit/lay around all day. I didn't magically turn into a skeleton. YOU LIE!
>>583252045>>583251583Same guy who drew thishttps://x.com/io_iog6912/status/2035058685215744059
>>583252275what makes you glue a run in Junior Year? I'm curious
>>583246117First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot left.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583252298>the round get rounderkinda hot...
>>583252275>sad currenDamn, i always hate Curen, because of drama posters, but this pic is cute... you will be alright buddy, you have time
>>583252275I didn't even do my borrow runs yesterday and I probably won't do them today, I'm just fan farming in URA till I run out of energy
>>583252298ive been wondering why i want to fuck fat falco so much and just realized its because they gave her those calcium cannons
>>583252223you really should be scoring easily over a mil by now anon
>>583252462if you hit an early charming and/or fast learner then you just glue because you know the seed is fucked.
Nutting inside of my trainee’s ear socks and forcing her to run a race with them
>>583252264YES! YES! Go to the gym and get all your protein from whey protein shakes quite possibly in chocolate flavor.
>>583250612Thank you for keeping the servers online
>>583252489
>>583253010Rice bro, dont bully me i'm eating chicken Umamusume
>>583253010t. The Big Bovinae
>>583252324everytime I post rudolf, regardless of which site I do it on, even if I just think about her, I feel an intense, strobing headache as if I'm being psychically attacked.
>>583251021>That cingrey chapter where oguri goes on Umazempic and it makes her bones so brittle that she breaks her legDidn't you learn anything anon?
drunk protein shakes for a couple years daily and i cant fucking stand them now
>>583253214Me whenever I see someone spell it with "ph" like a mongrel... except not really and I'm just trying to bait in more mutts to say it wrong as a joke
>>583253341evil naked horse
>>583253341it's just chunky water bro.
>>583253010post physique
>>583253341marriage with tamahappy sex with tamahappy baby making with tamagetting old with tama
>Thread Musichttps://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg
>>583253341it's one of those things gymbros pretend to like. Those things are absolutely rancid>no but this flavor is totally differentno.
>>583253727you just hold your nose and swallow it like hard booze
>>583253790At least booze feels good after a while
Okay you cannot raise caps very high in UnityHas to be GLSad
>>583253790>and swallow it >like hard boozewhat is the fucking point of drinking hard booze if you're not able to enjoy it? what is the point of this slavish consuming of dog shit "protein drinks" if you can't enjoy a single meal in your daily procedures? what is wrong with you people
>going to the gym>only to still be weaked than your traineedon't do it bros
>>583253727you guys are fucking retarded. what kind of busted bottom shelf supermarket whey are you using?
>>583253995>if you can't enjoy a single meal in your daily proceduresyou can eat regular food and drink protein to build muscle gwo
well it finally happened folks
>>583253341get the choccy one retard
>>583254114You can gain your funny numbers without having to go through disgusting drinks that you clearly do not enjoy consuming
>falling for Big Muscle corporations gaslighting
>>583253995>lift>drink protein shake during golden hour (scientifically false but spiritually correct)>eat normal food laterits that easy
>>583254063Umanko still loses to ningen cock quite easily
>>583254150and there are still 2 months before GManons said it wouldn't hit 1M until then
>>583253995you drink it for the nutritional content. it takes me a few minutes to go from an empty container to a completed shake, packed with macros AND micros along with whatever other shit i want to sprinkle in. it SUPPLEMENTS my diet so my other meals can be more flexible.stupid fucking zoomette.
fucking catbox, let's try this
mambo drama this morning...
protein yogurt makes me shit myself and protein shakes hurt me spiritually (bad karma) so I just eat 500kg of chicken and I'm done. it's that easy.
>>583254089everything tastes good at first but once you hit that 1+ year of drinking the same shit multiple times a week you get really sick of it
>>583254351it didnt even last 5 minutes....
>>583254265read nigga read
>>583254354>500Kg of chickenyummers
>>583254394i addressed both of your retarded points. the fact that you cannot comprehend that is not my problem.
my gymbro roomate drank that shit every day and you could tell the exact time he was doing it because the entire apartment would just instantly stink of a putrid smell of rotten chicken mixed with cereal
>>583254354>FIVE HUNDRED KILO-GRAMS of chickenholy movie bob
>>583254376I eat the same rotation of foods all the time, I only cook about 5 different things. Haven't gotten tired of any of them yet. >drink coffee several times a day>for 15 years>still love it
>>583254354I can only prepare 60-100kg of chicken at a time. 120 if I really push myself
>>583254354>so I just eat 500kg of chicken and I'm done. it's that easy.
>they fell for the hollywood psyop of big gainsYou exercise for good health, not muscles retardsWhat they don't tell you is that unless being jacked being a requirement of your job and you dedicated your earlier years to it, there's only one way a mortal can achieve that, but they'll never admit or the industry will fall off
Whey and creatine are good for you. I can't even fathom how much meat I'd have to eat without them to reach a decent protein intake.t. not sponsoredhttps://youtu.be/2pECnr5MNuU
>>583254818>You exercise for good healththis this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this
I wonder which club will accept ex-mambwo. I hope he finds happiness and peace in his next club.
Bobo got stuck on Tamtam and caused an error...
>>583254818I need big muscles to process more food without getting Slow Metabolism
sounding a lot like /uma/ needs physique verifications.
KIIIIIIIIII MIIIIIIIIIII TOOOOO
>>583254645>burgiesCorrect! Wheat, lettuce, tomatoes pickles and onions are good for you! Also the meat? Excellent protein source! And let's not forget the cheese, the american trademark, also perfect for you! Cows wouldn't lie would they?>friesAlso correct! Potatoes are so healthy you could even survive by only eating potatoes!>tacosOnce again correct! It's just another presentation of a burger with added spice, which will do wonders for your circulation!>piesOf course! Everyone knows cheat days are an integral part of a healthy diet!Godspeed Teiobro
>>583255072>sounding
sex with bro while we ignore all the /fit/faggots as they're fighting each other over silly gains
>>583254949That's very Bobo like>>583255083HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
>>583255072Physique and psychic verifications. I don't trust the sanity of any of you fags
Took a shower, I'm caffeinated, pop punk playing on my headphones.Today is the day my borrows give me something good.
>>583254949Fucking evil
>>583254818and just a relatively mild about of exercise already made me feel so good.I'm stronger, my chemicals are more balanced, my sleep and libido are normal, my weight slightly increases, but my body feels nice and tight. My face is less bloatedI don't need to be built or jacked at all, I just don't need to be a fatass or a skeleton, and also happy
>>583250612>no LH>4 color deckBro what are you doing? This is a GL run right?Having buhi cards will help give you a better skill list, and a small stat boost, but they can't make up for a bad deck formation. You are going to need an insane amount of luck in order to earn enough lesson coins with this deck.Drop Brian for LH (and bring a few power sparks).Iif you do that you will have an inconsistent deck (due to not being 3spd 2wit) but with a moderate amount of luck, it will be able to high roll higher than a 3speed 2 wit deck. That is assuming 3LB Air Groove isnt shit, I can't be bothered to look up how good that card is since I will never own it.>>583250785Curren has good special priority and initial friendship which is really good for GL, ESPECIALLY if you are running a 2sped 2wit deck. Its a better card then FM right now.
Can't wait.
>>583255083our hecking chud
My trainee's protein shakes are the best!
fat falco made me realize that normal falco is somehow even less attractive than i thought
>>583255109This feels too high quality of a post to be a gaslight. I only do daily jogs though
>>583254236>anonsyou mean the attentionwhore rejects from umajp?
>>583255325No, it was for UnityGoing to GL, dropping Curren for LH running 1 Wit, full Speed sparks
>>583255209>"sex with bro">calling others faggotscurious.
>>583254934My bet.Autis/uma/ and TamaLove are going to kill one of their flaties to get him.
>>583255319>I just don't need to be a fatass or a skeleton >and also happystopbeingNORMAL!
Got all my sales just from the daily races today.What are the odds I wonder?
Tanhauaer is not for sexuals
>>583255702Not for you
>>583255616its okay for my bro is a female(woman)
>>583255616Everything said on the internet is a projection, you beautiful, big penised bastard
I fucking love boobs.
>>583255913smoochmarrykill
>>583255913now THIS is the boomer shit i play this game for
i like how this uses every g1 she ran in
>>583255913smoochkillmarry
>>583254818lmao what? speak for yourself little bro
>>583255631These two clubs are weird, I don't think they are the kind to just murder a random low earner only to poach someone.
Hello friends!!
>>583256142greetings foolish bastard
>>583250436I thought so too, but maybe soft, gentle dom would be kewl to try, like some gender swapped Super Creek.Umamusume
How tough will class 5 be? Torn between raising TT or CM umas.
god the lord of the ring trilogy are so fucking good and it's depressing how there hasn't been a singular movie(trilogy) that's been able to get even remotely close to it, even tho it's a perfect blue print. not only that, but there is a SHIT TON of behind the scenes footage, material and general information on how they were filmed, what happened what other reference you might need. humanity is such fucked, and I can't wait for hollywood as an institution to fucking implode.
>>583256306Super Creek (Creek James) > Creek (Mammyohead)
>>583255868super milk
>>583255072post bodyt. another male trainer
>>583256306this song sucks
>>583256416it was greatsadly it seeded the era of industrial mass produced capeshit
>>583255275WIFE Motion
>>583255260physique check would imply skin color check (evil)and from my totally not biased point of view, I'm already more mentally stable than most people here.
>>583256416I always had such a fond memory of watching the whole trilogy
>>583256601>I'm already more mentally stable than most people here.Everyone but like 3 people here thinks this.
>>583255774Or anyone else
>>583256490>sucks so hard the bad tried to sabotage it's recording>accidentally made it the most famous song of their whole careerI always laugh at this, because the normies who like it can't stand the fact the band hates it, and the snobs that follow the band to death can't fathom the fact that a little sound made this song bigger than it had to be instead of a deliberate choice from the artist
>>583256294class5 to 6 promo is currently 827k. i haven't touched my TT team (outside of inserting CM aces) the entire scenario and it is trivially easy to bounce between as a class5.5. i get that you're a new player thus ironing out your TT team gives you scenario reps and gets you started on stabilizing your week-to-week carat generation.
>>583256725>a little sound made this song bigger than it had to be instead of a deliberate choice from the artisthuh?
>>583256601>white skin>non white genesI can hide my dementia at least>>583256720Not me
good morning>new @Afel__0 postfsufcuucdsuf shittttt guhhhhanyway...
i forgot this will be my first spechan career tooi'm going to make her the best in japan!
>>583255868>>583256306
As long as you're not a fucking blob or a pear that can't lift 100lbs and not ugly, you are fine.
I can lift a cow
>>583256926This pictute is fake
>>583256556What seeded that was the (deserved) immense success that was the original Iron Man movie.The movie that saved Marvel from bankruptcy. Just like Star Wars saved Lego.>>583256616It's never not a good watch, it's always pure joy to go through it, even more so when you watch the Extended version like a normal person.
>>583257051I wish I was ugly
I can't lift for shit
>>583257051>and not uglyI can fix everything by training except my face
>>583256874The distortion before the chorus came from the band trying to shut the recording session but some genius at the studio grabbed it and added it to the mix. I assure you, without that the song would've been enjoyed for a while like any one-hit wonder of the time, instead of gathering a cult following that ONLY likes that song and doesn't give a shit about the band
>>583256993her name is pretty derby.
if you cannot bench press your horsewife you are not allowed to post here
>>583257210>Iron Manlotr showed them they could get fantasy to sell to more than kids otherwise they wouldn't have bothered
>>583257051>just be mediocre brocrab.
>>583257027But I want milkies now... :(
WHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGH>WHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGHWHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGH>WHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGHWHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGH>WHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGHWHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGH>WHY IS THE SEMEN RETENTION LINE SO HIGH
>>583257309bwo even Ulala weights 400 Kg, nobody can do it
>>583256209
>>583257309>The current world record for the heaviest raw bench press is 355 kg (782.6 lb) set by Julius Maddox, while the equipped record reaches 635 kg (1,399.9 lb) by Jimmy Kolb.
>>583257051how is one unable to lift 100lbs without being severely malnourished, <150cm tall or having broken arms?
Took a 2 hour nap, those 2 hours could have been 2 million fans, please forgive me danchou
¿la drama?
How do these two work together? Just completely cancel?
>>583257309i am literally inspired to lift by pictures of knights struggling to princess carry their giant wives
>>583257627look at your wit fail chance and find out
Can we still ignore stamina for the sprint CM or do we actually have a target
i average about 30million fans a montht. b+ dancho
Someone do the story mode and unlock commander spechud for me please
>>583257627Debuff is 5%, practice perfect is 2% so you should end up with 3% failure chances methinks
>>583257779is this post supposed to be a club application so you can betray your clubdacchis or
>>583257371Let's not pretend Iron Man was anything but a gigantic panic move by a company near death.Superman had multiple successful movies in the past, Batman did, Spiderman did not long before Iron Man did. They bothered to TRY Iron Man because they were DESPERATE first and foremost.If they learnt so much from lotr as you pretend, then why the fuck is every single movie after the original (that was a hit to the surprise of EVERYONE) meh to dog shit?>B-b-b-but they all were a successSo was the lotr trilogy, while staying consistently excellent across the board, getting BETTER even.Also the whole "but muh kids" argument has always been stupid. Make something that aims to please everyone, not a specific group, that results in the BRAINDEAD entertainment parents throw at their children today. You aim for the top, not the bottom, treat people with respect, including kids.
>>583256720Shows what you know
>>583257627practice perfect is a flat +2%.https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/537547#:~:text=Under%20the%20Weather-,Character%2Dspecific%20Trainee%20Events,-%E3%83%BBSuper%20Creekunder the weather is a flat -5%.
>>583257767There's a target but it's so low you naturally overstam without even trying
>>583257779-100m fans for letting flatliners live
>>583257545I had a friend that used to work at a super market and struggled with a 10lb bags of rice. He wasn't either.
>>583257912>-100m fansstill b+yahaha
Orfe if she real
Oh nononono
>>583256874you know, sometimes I forget that anons who browse /vg/, /v/, and /a/ aren't necessarily the same ones who go on /mu/the band is Radiohead, and the song is Creep. Creep is the normie popular song, kind of like Mr. Brightside by The Killers.The difference is, as >>583257229 stated, it wasn't really a song they enjoyed recording, making its popularity a bane on the band.However, unlike most one-hit wonders, the band actually has a cult following because of Ok Computer, The Bends, etc., and have basically been one of the faces of the patrician music taste on the internet. Mostly, it's Ok Computer that gave them this reputationIt was not only lauded on /mu/ charts, but RYM had it as the highest rated album for years, and other internet communities rated it highly
>>583257820you will watch 3 hours of tickezo screaming DAHBYYYY and you will be happy
sirius question.does (Your) club have a secret discord?
>>583257910would that be enoughi think i accidentally made a good sprint cappu
>>583258109If it's secret I wouldn't reveal it, would I?
>>583258075If that gives me free access to Maru's tits and butt I'll do itI'll also taste Tickezo's tits and butt
>>583258065silver collectorgigajobberbitch
>>583258109>secretNoWhy would I join such a dishonest club?
>>583258109>comfy B clubI'm proud to say my club doesn't
>>583258070It's a good album, sir
>>583258109Yeah >>583258069
>>583258109no, unless they hide it from me as well
>>583257051Like an 100lb deadlift or and 100lb barbell bicep curl or an 100lb bench press because those are pretty different strength levels
>>583257558Saaaame Meduca is a more important matter than the Uma club
>>583256965I think you're Umama so hello UmamaEx-danchou sent you an email on my behalf I think so read it when you have the time please
>>583258204but you weren't replying to a shion post, anon?
>>583258330OH NO OH NO THOSE SUBS AREN'T ENGLISH OH NO OH NO BROOOO
>>583258330BASED
>>583258109mambwo... you lost the invite...
theres no way you niggers use email for club comms
>>583258330ay caramba
>>583257051>tfw uglyit's over......
>>583258407Espo sexo
imagine if an entire club logs off for 5 days for kitawhite pulls and they drop a rank7 and this happens to Mambo
give me long Sgive me long Sgive me long Sgive me long Sgive me long Sgive me long Sgive me long S
>>583258407why is rickey so
>>583258656sorry, best I can give is 10 cm
>>583258557meant for >>583258331
>>583258204I agree!
>>583258661
My clubchacho is transitioning from mtf to ftm...
>stumble upon rare opportunity to send a message in club chat, trying to be social>filtered>edit>filtered>edit>filtered>close game
>>5832587193, take it or leave it
>>5832586562 borrows left........
>>583258662retarded? simple. it's because of >muh furniture
What's with these mobs that lean forward in your face like this? This one in particular is getting too chummy with my Rob Roy.
>>583258818This shitty mayano should transition from remembered to forgotten
i've been a b+ dancho for a while this is my routine- send a sticker every few days- purge torenas who haven't logged in for 2weeks+- purge torenas who flatline for more than 8 weeks
>>583258070I have never visited /mu/ my entire life
>>583258904just a few more days and you'll have your shortstack paizuri slave all to yourself bro
>>583258828I do this
>>583258331hiI responded shortly after it was sent yesterdaygetting the impression it was meant to be a little lengthy? but maybe I'm reading too much into it, was pretty short
well she will have to do either waynow to spend the rest of the month trying to get sprint s on mummy creek
release the umepstein mails
>>583258109mambo doesnt have an official discord but im 90% of the way towards proving orenjicord exists...
>>583255606>No, it was for UnityOkay that makes sense, your deck is fine for that, but Nu-Unity cant compete with GL no matter how good your deck is.>Going to GL, dropping Curren for LH running 1 Wit, full Speed sparksUnless you are using a high wit growth uma, you should probably be using wit sparks then, but IDK for sure since I dont have much experience with bad decks. Good on you for experimenting instead of just blindly following others I guess.Even with LH, a 4 color deck is still really bad for GL. You will miss out on some stats due to not upgrading your facilities as much, and only having 1 wit card wont just drop your wit, it will lower you overall stat and coin gain due to having worse energy economy.A 2spd 2wit 1stam deck is already inconsistent enough, however Kriss S's gold skill is worth the extra effort. Adding power Brian will make it exponentially harder, but I dont see any benefit to it. Brian's gold skill isn't that great.
>>583258432>>583258508>>583258559I have my Visa officer
>>583258818based mtftm twinkbro
>>583258331>emailAt this point I'm more scared of joining /Uma/ Club because of how feels extreme it is in there to have your email known.
>>583259517gwo your burner?
are there any scenarios that are Unity-like? Or was that the last we are ever going to get of bubble-popping, easy facility levelling kino?
>>583259375my beautiful silver collector blue opera o...
cm20 status?
>>583259517bwo you know you are allowed to have more than 1 email right?
>>583259571I will not create a burner for an ingame club or groups
>>583259517mandatory linkedin connection in S tier clubs is pretty normal bro? they need to verify you're a hard worker
>unironical mail comms/uma/club more like /UNC/ club
>>583259663>he doesn't have one for shady signups or free trials?????????????
>>583259571>>583259656desu its more the idea of having the need to have an email or even a burner in the first place for your club to contact you. we ain't that serious business gwos
>>583259859there is no need, it's optional
bwos which /uma/ clubs have irc?
>>583259641the lack of rainbows are killing me, and not even raping Light Hello is enough to quell my frustration
>>583259859Just more convenient than club chat innit? I dont really see this as a big deal
they missed one
when grok was still based I used to rotate log in with my 8 gmail accounts to have more acces to video creation
>>583258331Who is Ex-danchou
Why is Dia so weird...
>>583259641I haven't taken a shit in 5 days
>>583259941/uma/chan
>>583259932>>583259943yeah isn't that much of a big deal. Just kinda get anon's point though since I recently haven't used my email outside of work.
>>583260070
>>583259137I can't say too much
>>583260221LMFAO
Am I being crazy or does Riko smile more the higher her friendship level goes?
>>583256118They're also pretty drama-free lately, besides mergeanon memeing about themGood clubs in my opinion
@neth please unban me from the mambo subreddit I won't call you benjamin Nethanyau again
>>583260179It's not like e-mail is my preferred choice of communication but at this point it's either e-mail or here and I don't wanna post stuff here
>>583259975missed what? they went 180 on the christmas thing anon. the whole event is full of it.
>>583260221no NO NO NO NO NO SHUT IT DOWN
>>583259975templars won
Falcoco
>>583260464wtf not my happy holioguri
>>583260424That is understandable
>>583260679I'm in love with the 'cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg&t=30
>>583260679Do you like MINA coladas?
>>583260854and getting caught in the wet conditions?
BWUH
>>583260776>t. curren
>>583260424you can make a poal and use the comment section to chat
where are the cm 21 rooms I need to test something
>>583260903Hot. They should have sex with me and the mares
>>583261000https://poal.me/dpw4zchttps://poal.me/dpw4zchttps://poal.me/dpw4zc
Post Vodka's stupid fucking shoes
>>583261117I want to jerk off in front of vokda
>>583259941i still use IRC. i started back in like 2004.
Did I unironically not press speed hard enough? Had 3 spd 1 stam 2 wit and it turned out like this.
>>583259641you know the drill
>>583261000I don't wanna post stuff here to keep the drama private a poal chat isn't solving anything...
>>583261252Lowroll. Try again
>>583260221Mambros...
>>583261252You need to pay attention with the blue orbs into purple orbs too on top of the rainbows. It's sometimes better to pop those in your preferred stats
>>583261252probably, not a creek player but i feel like she can get away with like 800-850 stamina thanks to her unique and SM, BUT that would be 3* creek, not sure how 2* creek would fare
>>583259975woke has been defeated bro
>>583261252everytime I see Creel with swinging maestro, I get NTR vibes
>>583261252it's actually insane you managed to not even get 1200 speed with 3 speed cards, once in a lifetime lowroll run (this will happen again)
>>583261549What's wrong with you
>>583258109no they’re just extremely normal across the board
>>583261252700 wit is enough for longs; do what you will with that info/gaslight
I was using this. I do have a normal Riko that I did consider using over the SR Cafe but I don't know how that will fare.
REAL uncs would use facebook messenger
>>583261675NEED TO DP THEM WITH A COPY OF MYSELF
>>583261556>it's actually insane you managed to not even get 1200 speed with 3 speed cards, once in a lifetime lowroll run (this will happen again)you can make sure it doesn't happen again
>>583258109nopers>t. danchud
>>583261556He is probably on all SRs or LB0~LB3 cardsIs a newcutie
>>583261782REAL uncs would use beepersAncestral grand uncs would use pigeonsNo one else matters because the others are thankfully dead
>>583261252IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE USING A GODDAMN 2 STAR
>>583261873ugly hag
>>583261798I'll save the rope for if Lovcen loses the triple crown
>>583260946Style pinks just love to show up with 3star blues.
>>583261873Require Ramonu wife
>>583261952
>>583261645look up what swinging means lil bro
>>583261873Cute... CUUUUUUUTE
>>583262019porn addicted torena....
>>583260424My preferred choice is creating a jiggie room and chatting thereJust use a big enough pic to make it last at least 8 hours
>>583261549>>583262019
this game fucking knows when youre low on energy and it teases and makes you mad as fuck
>>583262019swinging isn’t ntr because both parties consent
>>583262019I know what it means it doesn't instantly mean I think of NTR you massive closet cuck
>>583262019You're supposed to think of her bountiful boobs swinging as she runs not her dipshit
>>583261950But I was told that stars don't matter too much?
can someone send me an email i'm feeling sad and lonely
>>583262194LET'SGOGAMBLINGALL IN 17 BLACK
>>583262303Sent with a BIG MEATY ATTACHMENT it's a picture of my cock
>>583262303what’s your address
>>583262194>coinflipI like those odds
>>583262284It doesn't matter much except for their unique skills which is nerfed state
>>583262135Even better if you choose a black-and-white one, or a monochromatic color like brown, the room might be up for days
>>583262404nonnygroomer@gmail.c0m
ngl I'm still kinda in the dark about it, I just assume I was a nuisance and had enough anonymous complaints to warrant the boot. all I will say
ALL IN YOU EITHER SUCCEED OR FAIL!
>>583261992>human malewhat a failure of an uma... as expected of expired eggs
>>583262303Dear Anon,hopefully this mail finds you well. It's slowly getting colder outside and the sun is starting to set earlier, but don't let the coming of fall get you down! Take some baths, have an occasional hot chocolate in the evenings as a treat, and let your friends and family know that you love them. Cherish those bonds and cherish yourself and the happy moments will come.Wish you the best,Anon
>>583262619it's almost like we were all saying we hated you for being fucking annoying and ruining threads with the schizo for months but idk I guess you're still kinda in the dark
>>583262619Eat shit and dieUma musume
I remember there was a google doccy with all CM uma tiers from JPAnyone have it?
>>583262759This is a very nice email, thank youBest,Anon
>>583262806Yeah, it's a real fucking mystery, guess we'll never know
>>583262619>ngl I'm still kinda darkI can't believe yuur is black
next (euro hour) thread will be brutter
>>583262619I'll miss our bideogames talk
>>583262303Dear Anon,I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’I left my discord, my irc and my xitter at the bottomI sent two mails back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’emThere probably was a problem with the servers or somethin’Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I jot ’emBut anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? How’s Mambo?
>>583262806Then why did nyo leave and say not game or thread related
Oh no here we go again
>Some guy leaving a medium effort reply>Whorren poster joins and leaves low effort garbage
>>583261252The problem with returning to old scenarios is that I can never remember what a good statline for that scenario should look like.>>583262284NTA but for stat gains, it hardly mattes at all. +10 to all stats is nice, but its not a big deal.There is a big power gap between 2 and 3 stars, but that is due to your unique getting a big upgrade. Its unfortunate that you dont have it, but Maestro + 2star Clear Heart will be fine for this CM.
>>583263105This is the biggest mystery here
>>583262619mambwo nyo...
>>583263189this is so sad, I'm sobbing just reading this
>>583263213Oh this is just for long TT.
>>583262619what if danchou got gaslight by one person multiple times instead
>>583262619Eat pasta and livePretty derby
>>583263189many such cases
what did naritab ever do for rorelis rorel just a whore
fuckitaru LOVE
>>583262650LETIT RIDE
we've passed the 1M mark in retention
PLEASE THINK ABOUT CUTE MOB UMAS
>>583262619How did your danchou get those complaints if they aren't in the club chat?
>>583262928https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TmtT-HodBX_rTjsk7iBYqU1NZdd4GZ6_EhACFtGiP-8/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.pgrzi8aye88ydis?
>>583262194>goldshi speedwhat?
>>583263676""""email""""
Are there any daily limit to gem from races?
>>583263676he got some strongly worded emails from anons here. danchou also never reads the threads remember?
>>583263587>7fuck my entire life, I could've wished for so much... now shiraoki won't do shit for me.
>>583263105>I just assume I was a nuisanceso you're gonna stop being a nuisance, right? no more schizo therapy posts, riiiight?
>>583263747200 is your daily cap across all nodes
>>583263747No daily limitYou should do as many 43 race careers with a 120% fan bonus as possible before it ends :)
>>583263747200 bwo until the half TP is over100 normally
>>583263651I would. I want a mode where we train Mob umas to become great and they inherit traits and skills from proper officially licensed umas.
>>583263853yurr
if you dont get your 3k carrots / month from careers you're bricked
>>583263651CARRYING BRIDGE COMP TO SS RANK (soon tm)
>10 people have donated shoes to me>fewer than 10 people have requested shoes since I didDANCHOU FIX THIS PROBLEM BEFORE I GO INSANEO
Let's not forget they invite randoms to the club
>>583264178>cares for shoeslmao pathetic
Wait Mambo is poaching members from Uma&Co now? What the fuck did I miss?
>>583261770So should I try normal Riko over Cafe? Or maybe borrow a maxed SSR Riko instead of KSB?
I have no one to run for sprint CM...
>>583262619sent again 2 F.L.ancient unc technology, matey
Dia MARRIAGE
>>583264250tha... that's choccy, right?
>>583264250nigga sniped the free spot 1 minute in and dancho is a premature ejaculator on the accept button
>>583264191"it's just a random really high earner bwo he's getting kicked eventually please trust me he's totally just a random guy"
>>583261770Riko is a stamina card in disguise so it'll be better using her in unity
>>583261770Oh forgot to mention that I went for classic triple crown. I don't know if that was worth the loss of training but I was kind of afraid of the fail chances.
>>583264314Mutationssss
>>583264314>Zephyr is top tier.It is time...
Dear danchou, I regret to inform you that I shan't be doing my fan runs because I'm too occupied with jacking off to Mejiro Ryan today
>>583264314bakushin is right there bro
>>583264237I care for the club points you get for donating shoes because I NEED them to survive (to buy copies of the welfare story ssrs)
>>583264178You donate 2 shoes at once buddy
>>583264527you should be getting loads of CP from having your loopgawd parent borrowed 9001 times every day
>>583264398yup, that's what was said. totally, just like that. *smooch*
>>583263332In that case being 2 star is more of a problem since you get less points. However since you are new, it cant be helped, you have 15 slots to fill after all.In that case is that you bought Angling, you want consistent skills for TT. The rest of your skill list is good though. Also borrow a good Summer Goldship and buy her unique if you can.Also you probably want to swap to a 3 wit deck, although it might depend on what cards you have.That said, don't sweat TT too much.
>>583264534I meant 5 people oops>>583264605I have no time to loopa because I am running fanruns for danchud thats why he owes me making people request shoes!!!!
>>583264357marriage with that dead artist
>>583264683
>>583264314Time to dust of the mcdonalds employee i guess
>>583264605loads of WHAT?
>>583264913I wish umas could run on their casual outfits so much... why is cygays like this
>>583264605
>>583264605BWO DON'T SHORTEN CLUB POINTS
DUDE I FUCKING LOVE CONTROL POINTS!
FP (Filly Porn)
>>583264817who's the cutest little drama poster here? you are!yes you are, so cute! i could eat you up.
yanko manko
>>583265487god, i wish human women were real.
>>583265735Does your Danchou own an island?
>>583262965It's pretty solidly burg hours though? It's a Saturday anon everyone is on whenever they feel like
switching to writing christmas and the event isGAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY (good)a coincidence?
>>583262619umama...
>>583266105air groove is so straight it balanced it out
How are you guys enjoying AC8?
>>583255275YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA I HATE GL
>>583264527Unless you are REALLY REALLY new and dont have any SR golds, none of those cards are that great. The only card really worth getting at this point is Suzuka. She is great for front loops, and even for ace runs, if you are training front, I'd take her over SR Sweep even.At this point Mac is only good if you dont have LH, if you have LH then just borrow Creek. Rice is straight up trash. Power Ticket has some use for late looping but other than that its trash. Brian is okay if you don't have any SSR speed cards, but there are better speed SRs out there if you can get them. Team Sirius used to be REALLY good back during MANT, but that era has passed. Spe is a guts card with long skills which is a terrible combination, although if you want to loop Winter runner it has some use for that. On a side note, be sure to get Friend Point Urara guts, that card is actually decent.
>>583266292Skill issue.
>>583266205the last assassins creed game I played was 2
>>583266205My house doesn't have that many air conditioning units
>>583263616I miss the MANT days where I could retain off 3 win bottom team. Now I max out at 975K and am too lazy to remake.
can't get it up againwhich uma is for me
hmmmmmmi want to start gluing speechans for cmbut this will be my first speechan career so i want to read it slowlyhmmmmmmmmmmm
>>583266205Not worth picking up
>>583266419topro
>>5832629287 and dick in bakushin
>>583263683yeah thanks
>>583266419
>>583266105they had to maintain the same level of chud-to-woke ratio to keep both their demographics entertained.
Super CreekMilkSoftSquishy Big
I like Verxina
>>583265308What I wouldnt give for married life with hishiama
>>583266857Fertile.
Uma with this feel?
>>583266626she's sexy but it still didn't even twitch...
>>583265308Cringe
so...did you guys buy anything for the autumn steam sale?
>>583265876We killed him and drew his still warm body in a ditch.
>>583267131huh
>>583267070She's not for you to get up, she's for you to stay in bed with.
>>583267131Bethesda's Wolfenstein is 5 bucks right now, just replayed it and it really holds up. Crazy that they used to have so much sauce to cook with
>>583267131No, but I bought Crimson Desert from a key site and I am enjoying myself. It even has horses! I used mine to kick bandits to death.
>>583267131All the games I'm currently into are either in early acess or getting constant updates. I ain't buying shit.
>>583267131Yeah, Skate Story and Demon Tides. Havent launched either yet though because I was busy yesterday and too tired to do any serious gaming today.
>>583266315>be sure to get Friend Point Urara guts, that card is actually decent.after buying the 4 Friend Point uma/supoka tickets, I cant spend on anything for the entire month if I want to afford next months tickets as well so I have a full 0 copies of that cardFor the bad SSRs like Rice Stam, is it worth to buy those cards just to cleat them for more tickets?
>>583266016>It's pretty solidly burg hours though? That's the point. The next good thread will be in roughly 14-16 hours or so.
>>583267185Steam®秋セール
>>583267401Siriusly sexy bunny!
>>583267131Trying my best not to look at it since I'm trying to save money
>>583267370Yeah my wishlist has also just turned into like12 ea games that I'm monitoring to see when they hit 1.0 (and becoming disinterested by the time they actually do release)
>>583266857Motherly
>>583246224Ugh....
>>583267131i dont buy games unless if its multiplayer. i buy tools like stuff to clean my house etc
>>583266205Bandai, as usual, decided to be the biggest jews possible. So not at all.>>583267282The main problem of that reboot was ironically the underlying tech used, less so the game itself. The standalone DLC is pretty nice as well.The sequel meanwhile... well, let's talk about that thing another time. The tech was not it's biggest problem, far from it.>>583267370Shakur WOULD be this based
>>583266205animal crossing was killed with the switch game
>>583267680but how often do you clean your house?
when is the bogchamps race
>>583267131One of the DLC that I still don't have for the love live roguelike card game that I sometimes play is on sale, so I'm buying that.
>>583267680> i buy tools like stuff to clean my house etcyou can get slaves for that
>>583267707Yeah the sequel is ass, luckily you can buy the first one and old blood in a bundle for 7 bucks. You can tell they put a lot of effort into the game
>>583267676>marriage and happiness instead of irresponsibly violent sex with potential lethal consequences and removal of uman rights to become a public semen receptacle
>>583267131Haven't bought anything yet, just been replaying OG Mafia between auto runs
Good morning I left the heat on too high while reheating pizza so now it's burned
I want to have sex with tazuna so badly
>>583267920Teiobro....
>>583267920just scrape the bottom bwo
>>583267920>reheats pizza in the ovenbwo, just stovetop pan
>>583267920you can remove the burnt part with a belt sander
>>583267920love the food particles dripping off that handle in the back
>>583267904Dober wouldn't think that.
>>583267920.........please don't tell me you covered your entire countertop with tinfoil
>>583267068>fat saggy blonde slutFusaichi Pandora
>>583267897It's fascinating to look back at the sequel, and how many cancerous RED FLAGS that game has, that many probably ignored or didn't thought of much back then. That game aged like milk, and I love it.
>>583267829its for the joy of using tools in a smart manner and maintaining high conscientiousness in your space. slaves wont do cleaning properly
>>583268105it's their excuse to never clean anything. look at the air fryer.
>>583268093She would when she's super horny masturbating before bed.
>>583268105teiobro would rather cover his entire kitchen in tinfoil than wipe a cloth once
>>583268185>slaves wont do cleaning properlysounds like they lack proper motivation.
RIP BROS
>>583268159It just pissed me off that it took, what, 10 fucking years for todd to finally get a slap on the wrist? At this rate I think they just scrapped a lot of TES 6 and we'll have to wait another 5 years. I don't have high hopes for their future
>>583267920That's extra calories anyways just eat the toppings
>>583268501
>>583268193>>583268301Why are teioposters like this. How do they live with themselves
>>583267131Uniel and Majikoi
>>583267920Added a bunch of shit to mask the burned flavor. Not too bad actually.
>>583268636is that jizz
>>583268627I'm not trusting any uma with a :3 face.
>>583268636Teio wouldn't want you to live like this
Need uma wife (besides Dia)...
>>583268636I have acid reflux just looking at this
>>583268636Bro
>>583268775Dia is not enough?
trainers should eat like umas do
>>583268636enjoy cancer
>>583268636bro....
>>583268775I wouldn't say that.
>>583268636when I burn my food I make sure to taste the burnt flavour to punish myself for fucking up, you should do the same so it doesn't happen again
>>583267920>>583268636Bro? Your air fryer????You can get them for cheap. Like Bouquet.
>>583268529TeS was never even remotely close to releasing, especially not when they announced it with meaningless CGI image.In their (pointless) defense, continuing to use the same dog shit over and over for cheap is a good idea. Why change what isn't broken enough for people to stop buying your absolute trash video games? People bought the fuck out of FO3 and Skyrim 20 billion times, might as well continue using that as people love it for modding and such anyway.Bethesda HQ is very much dead, and that isn't due to Microsoft, but their own hubris, retardation and endless greed and downright evil business practices.
>>583268636What even is that?>>583268563That's still fine desu I had my room filled with like 20 to 30 bottles of coke zero at one point
>>583267920>Tin foil table top>The entire kitchen is filled with tin foil>HIS FOOD IS TERRIBLY BURNTThe poster that keeps on giving the gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
>>583268946>>583268874...fine.
Morning faggots
>the uma private server has its own tracking site built in
>>583268636mamma mia what did ya put on da pizza....
>>583269175Her titties against me would definitely cause a dopamine rush
>>583268636I'm italian and this offends me greatly
>>583269334Good
>>583269012I have absolutely no doubt they made a shit ton of money, that's why Todd got to keep doing what he's doing meanwhile almost all his henchman have quit saying Bethesda has lost its purpose. It sucks extra because you STILL have Emil "keep it simple stupid " Pagliarulo as head creative director.It's a sad day when a company somehow has MORE hubris than their acquisition partner, that being Microsoft. I think their sales will finally reflect that just like what happened to 343
>>583269231>quota carry
>>583268636not even oguri would eat that
>>583269415I love this Fine Motion image
>>583269334A pizza da pasta
no way bro5 million a day?
>>583269231If only it was an actual server with no gacha and just more balanced shit, it would be kino
>>583269334What about this?It was extremely sweet
Admire Groove: high-born heiress struggling under shadow of her motherAir Messiah: Polite, diligent, and respectful studentAlmond Eye: flawless precision of a elite modern athlete.Bamboo Memory: Fiery, hot-headed student council discipline officerBelieve: Upbeat, high-energy razor-sharp focus on raw speedCesario: motherly leader with a global outlookChrono Genesis: Unflappable outdoorsy girlCurren Bouquetd'or: Graceful, never gives up despite close misses.Durandal: Master swordsman gimmick; views racing as an honorable duelFenomeno: Disciplined, solemn "dark knight" aestheticFurioso: Tough-talking dirt-track veteran, streetwise delinquentGran Alegria: Cheerful, unstoppable powerhouseHokko Tarumae: Self-proclaimed local idolKiseki: Dramatic, moody "miracle seeker"Kitasan Black: loves enka singing, approaches life with warmth.Loves Only You: jetsetter travels the world spreading love and international goodwill.Lucky Lilac:bright "golden child"; naturally gifted, optimisticMr. C.B.: Free-spirited wanderer; despises strict rulesNarita Top Road: class-president type; wants to make everyone proud.Neo Universe: seems tuned into an alien or higher dimension.No Reason: Practical, craftsperson/carpenter mindset; loves building things.North Flight: fashionista who views tracks like runways.Phalaenopsis: Calm, observant, flower-themed ladyRed Desire: Fiery, emotionally intense, invests 100% into every competition.Rhein Kraft: Sweet, energetic, classic idol-likeSakura Laurel: Unbreakable optimist with delicate health; dreamer who maintains smile despite medical setbacks.Satono Crown: Suave, calculating; refined, tactical vibeSirius Symboli: rebellious lone wolf; charismatic delinquent leaderSounds of Earth: Dramatic conductor; every race as a grand, musical performance.Symboli Kris S; ultra-brief, direct, operates with military efficiency.Tap Dance City: Flashy, high-energy party loverVictoire Pisa: Grounded, quiet, unwavering resolve.
I want finemo to talk to me in her cute Irish accent
>>583269630Does it make you pay to gacha or something?
>>583269012>>583269415>grind until you make it big with 3 decade defining videogames>uuuh so what do we do now>let's just uuuuh remake them i dunno>get bought by microsoft>what do we do now>uuuuh why do anything they got our back>indian chic takes over>what do we do now>what we've been doing since microsoft bought us>they get in trouble and lost one of their succesful ips they did nothing with>uh oh we need to grind again boys... boys? where is everyoneSad
would fine motion support unified ireland
>>583269686You're a self proclaimed homosexual
>>583269798No, she's Irish
>>583269798Yes, Fine Motion would support unifying Ireland (herself) with me
>>583269334is it true italy eats more horse meat per capita than any country on earth?
>>583269480The artist is one of my favorites
>>583269798Any real Irish person would
>>583269231>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0gtC6DM5I4>vtuber stenchnevermind
>>583267429I suppose, although the completionist in me cant bring myself to cleat them. Just dont waste your tickets like some retards do by using them as soon as you get them. Treat tickets like carrots and only use them when pulling for target banners.As for Urara, buying the tickets is more important now that I think of it. Getting the follow slot upgrades is probably more important even. Guts is the luxury stat, if you are new, then your account probably wont be strong enough to merit using a guts card untill L'arc.
orenji
>>583269917He makes great art, yeah. Wish they did more uma stuff rather than other gachas though
>>583269415"Failing upwards" is very much a thing, not just in modern hollywood. The retarded people that have skilled speech and luck will continue to stay on top where they're save from anything bad, even tho they've been exposed over and over again.Bethesda is also one of the last companies Microsoft will dare to touch in any serious fashion, not that it would matter considering all the "important people" are long gone. The main worth at this point is their IPs, everything else is replaceable, just like most companies under Microsoft at this point.
>>583269686
>>583269745It's a 'sandbox' server. There's no real game just streamers messing around
>>583269798>Finemo (retconned Irish royalty)Would not support a united Ireland.>Finemo (real)Would support a united Ireland.
>>583269374don't shay that...>>583269523true...>>583269643There's something called Spaghettieis that could be similar to this, I'm not sure if it's the same thing, doesn't look terrible at least>>583269912Well southern Italy, especially Sicily, consumes a lot of horse meat from what I knowI'm not a southerner though
>>583269798no. doto would, though. not because she actually cares about Ireland as a country, she just wants an excuse to kill people.
Is running extra races in Unity worth it? Creek specifically but others as well.
lollmaoplease defend the giant corpo
>>583269798southern ireland should just join northern ireland and make a united northern ireland
>>583270187Is chocolate on pasta okay
>>583270282Zoomies and alphas are so fucking cucked it's unreal
>>583270276Some extra G1s is good for skill points yeah. I remember totaling around 20 races at the end of a career while building aces for the NeoUnity cm
>>583270102>the main worth is their IPsTHEN HOW COME THEY ARENT DOING ANYTHING WITH THEM
>>583270339lol!!!! loser!!!!
>>583270095That's the curse of a lot of Japanese artists sadly>>583270102You think? I think the new leadership really wants to see original IP's like Fallout and TES to get out to the public since they actually see the backlash they've recieved for the past 15 years. It got Todd to finally log on to twitter and say "yeah we're actually making remasters to fallout nv and 3 and fallout 5 is a thing now" which is absolutely bonkers to say at once. I think Microsoft is finally realizing their failing business practices like hiring a bunch of h1b's and contractors and are implementing that management style into their acquisitions like Bethesda. I fucking hope at least.
>>583270408They probably are in secretI mean, even blizzard is doing something with their dead ips, we might only know a year before release
Ireland is a Muslim nation
>>583270282>you cannot have fun!
>>583270339The plastic paddy redditor on /vg/ wont like this one
>>583270282lol so the game is actually very simple to reverse engineer
>>583270340wouldnt exactly recommend it but it actually tastes ok i ate that while i was hangover
Nice thread
>>583270408*looks at the nemesis system patented and unused*yeah I wonder
>>583269175I would love a hug right now
>>583270567Why is Verxina sticking out her tongue like that, huh? Does she want me to grab it (with my mouth)?
holy SEA hours
Why did god allow me to train 25 umas when I only have one peepee
>>583270702Yes but only if you do it everyday before you head to work (and when you come home from work) (and just before bed) (and in the morning when you wake up together)
>>583270340have to say no as an AK player and a big Lapp fan but I never had it myself
why is dia so much more popular on vg than kitasan when with the normies its the other way around
lmao
Club Spot Onegai~961059763814Joining tomorrow because Cygames jail.
>>583271017>>583271017>>583271017
>>583270913Sit, LappMUTT
>>583270876Hmmm... I think I could live with this sort of arrangement
>>583270989Mambwo...
>>583270534careers are dead simple (it's literally just a dating sim) and all we don't know is what the true probabilities for everything are. and if hackeranon is to be trusted, we basically have as close to a perfect race sim as we can get.
>>583270550She's so pretty
>>583270989/uma/club is looking for people bwo, might as well join them
>>583270989danchou... what if...
>>583270989MAMBODANCHO!! KICK ONE OF THE LOW EARNERS!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK
Replaced KSB and Cafe for story Brian and Riko. Skills suffered but I got much better stats?
