Previous: >>583156503Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
the nightmare continues
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Still no hoian render
>>583282959It is strange nono came back right as L appeared while both being french
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
the bad woomies you ordered, sir.
>>583283765My woomy does this.
>>583283516wtf you hurt selene
>>583283648Of what?
>>583283915infatuated ass /ink/er
woomy can't be bad, but she for sure can be evil
>>583283915Being a foid doesn't exempt you from me kicking your butt
next one's gonna be a king boys
>>583284228Artists really like pushing Callie as SEAnigger coded.
My woomy
his woomy
>This Way while I'm clearing trash for you (YOU'RE WELCOME YOU STINKING JOBBER)Ungrateful freelancers how about I do NOTHING next tine...
Current hoian viewer really is much easier to use waow.
>>583285012uggo
>>583285012Gonna be great when this fully replaces PhotoForCalico.
>>583285012I'm glad I don't have to keep a spreadsheet with all the pieces I use for my cephs anymore.
>>583285164you can save presets.
Calico anon should make my woomy kiss other woomies
AAAAIIIIEEEEE WHY ISN'T THE FREELANCER USING HIS SPECIALSWHY AM I BEING MADE TO KILL FISH STICKS WITH GRIZZ STAMPERSUBHUMAN
>>583283915>>583283516>old /ink/ers: welcome to the team kid>new /ink/er: thanks for having me>old /ink/ers: stay on the backlines. we'll hold the frontlines. just watch and learn.>less than 30 seconds in, the new /ink/er watches in horror as her teammates are slaughtered in quick succession all by one person
thinking bout when i got matched against /ink/ and got decimated
Pigtails so funny and floppy.
>>583283516panic, Splatting asses and taking names.
>>583283516nono tier clip
>>583285012I can see the Woomy. >>583286034We got movement now?
Gggs fishin!!!!
GGGGs gold fiskazYou could not pay these randos to play normally
>>583286291It always had the option to save animations as MP4s.
>>583286496>>583286516GG fishers im hitting the bed
How long until Splatoon 1/2/3 get vibecoded recomps with private server support
>>583285409Yeah but having to look for pieces on dozens of presets, and using internal string names to boot?
>>5832870153.0 introdced just using the gears name + icons
>>583287094Right, that's what I'm saying. I've been using this since the 1.x versions. Presets were neat, but item names being there from the get-go is the real game changer.
>new woomy is a g*rlGross
>>583287675Nobody's perfect anon be nice
good night /ink/ I'm looking forward to playing with you tommorow
>>583287675
>>583287675>woman not playing y*bw*yysurprising
>>583288575we've had many girls who play as woomies
I really don't care if you're a girl or not IRL you're all cephs to me
Fish, 1king, open room
What someone has in their pants means nothing if all you do is play video games together.
>>583289086Spades....
>>583289169WON!
>>583287675woomveems are girls you fucking retard.
How do I make my woomy gets in a relationship with another /ink/er woomy?
>>583289345ask?
>>583289345Start with ordering a drink first, maybe
>>583289278kold shut the fuck up with these cringe terms youre trying to force nobody says woomveems and beebs
i don't know if it's more sad if you guys are pretending to be retarded or if you're just normally like this
>>583289086>not being bi
>>583289785We're being silly like or woomies, what's wrong with that?
>>583289345Ask, my veemo became best friends with benefits with another /ink/er's veemo simply because I asked
>new /ink/er is a grillyes can I have mine medium-well please
my woomy gets passed around
>>583290368the splatville 7
Let's rp as or woomies and all meet each other
>3 wins 12 lossesthis is some incredible matchmaking this eveningi love how they can keep finding me different players that produce the same results
>>583290368in open lobbies....?
>>583290517but im not a woom tho
>>583290613Then you're not invited
they abducted my woomy...
>>583289876>haha yeah i'm bi>btw i have a boyfriendevery time
>>583287675idgi, how do you guys even know s is a girldiscord?
>>583290517where are we meeting? How did our woomies meet? How did we obtain the invitation to meet up?Details, anon
>1-3attempt to draw for real this time>4-6finish one of my old projects>7-9go back to playing games>0respond to important emails and DMs that I have been putting off
>>583291063my woomy thinks polyamory is stupid
>>583291161>where are we meeting? In the lobby or just outside of it on the plaza so it's easy for both of them to meet>How did our woomies meet?Trogh the pool, we played some open together and decided to hang ot because we had a good time>How did we obtain the invitation to meet up?My woomy sent yours drink tickets for their dates
>>583291407That's all for now folks, tune in tomorrow night to see if she actually delivers on something! (She won't)
>>583291543all he needs is your attention on his blogposts
>>583291543>>>>>she
>>583291672>>>>>has
>>583290829Aliens will never visit us but theyll visit woomies.
Most of the grizz weapons are utter trash during trium, another wasted attempt
>>583275294>>583275390Everyone I know that actually plays both games says World feels like shit in comparison and that driving over the water is even worse, also lmao 24 racer item spam>>583275986When did I say that? That was just a bunch of retarded sonicfags and snoys.>>583276708Splatoon 3 is wholly superior to 2inb4>but it was great in the 3.0 metaor>splatoon 2 just needs some tweaks the devs will never give it
>>583295213MK8 will never feel better to play compared to World.>Everyone I knowlol
>>583284750She's OKINAWAN you mouthbreather
>>583295436>brown woomy that says "haitai!" and offers you shiikuwasa juice when it's hot outcute!
>>5832952133 had QOL updates, and you can argue that it had greater potential than 2, but the fact of the matter is that what they did with those ingredients was not at the standard it should have been, which rightly embittered players.The maps being bad, the meta being awful and having infrequent and token patches, and forced losses and matchmaking tomfoolery aren't exactly things you can praise on the back of the box.
>>583296675>flartard headcanon
erm..., splatoon 3 is ableist...
>>583296675splatoon 2 """embittered""" me
>>583297384It really is the successor to b*bbleblower
>>583295213Nah world is definitely more refined in the controls department. It literally has to be to make the rail system work. Speaking of that, it definitely elevates the game and gives it infinitely more depth and skill ceiling compared to 8dx which gets stale after a while. The gravity system there was mostly pointless.
>>583297621Post the rear view
>>583297384idgi
>>583297384People complain about this but the ripple effect when you grab the rainmaker right before it disappears is way worse.
>>583297952Screen allegedly made people sick at launch because the sounds and screen distortion were different
>>583297806
>>583297980You don't like watching your ceph get their space dilated then sucked into a wormhole?
>>583297806Woops. Meant to type that you should ask for permission from the ceph owners.
>>I did everything right but my team died in repeat I fail from shit luck
>>583298324I'm a huge piece of shit, I don't ask for permissionIf I see a woomy I like I take her
>>583298650You should download it and play with them as much as you want.https://gamebanana.com/tools/23340
GGs again. Catbox is broken again as always.https://litter.catbox.moe/4vt7zhl5zd3m6h03.png
>>583298826Newmie is just discount rainy, didn't even try.
>>583299132You shut your whore mouth
>>583298060oh is that splatterscreen? I didn't recognize it. Yeah, fuck that special, that's literally the reason I stopped playing.
9 loss streak with teary eyes
>>583298826Project status?
>>583299304>>583299331adapt
salmon at rotation anyone?
>>583299867Yes
>>583299867For 1king yes.
>>583299867Yeah why not
>>583299867ok
>>583299991>>583300169>>583300232>>583300308Someone’s getting cucked from joining.
THIS WOOMY BEAT TRIUM HIGH TIDE HAZARD LEVEL MAX I am so happy
>>583300521I'll just sit out so the other 3 can join. I have a painfully grindy RPG to play.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?probably only playing an hour
>>583300728NOOOOO
so have we all agreed on what the worst and best maps are for 3
>>583300782Me! I am in a great mood, let's have some fun.
>>583300782>Scorch clamsNever again
>>583301087adapt
>>583300831worst>eeltail>bluefin>hammerheadbest>robo>umami>barnacle
>>583300782I'll join.
>>583301161You'll find no agreement from me, Eeltail is one of the best stages in the game.
>>583300782I could a bit
>>583301308we're not doing this again
>>583301308
>>583300782I’ll play
open 4/4
>>5832998674/4
I think it's time I destroy the cartridge
Oh Open you're full...Is salmon full as well?
>>583301520>>583301539Wow I was cucked from both.
might leave if I play badly again
>>583301579I'm 3/4 here in Salmon
>>583301604dang, sorry, but you know how it is, it's a woomy eat woomy world out here
>>583301647I'm the third that joined
>133 secondswew
I closed my other game to join open cause I thought I'd get in there at least. Fuck's sake.
>>583301889There is always salmon
>>583301916I thought it would be full now.
>>583302068I'm in the 3/4 room
>>583295336I'll take the word of people with 1000+ hours in the other game over a couple of dudes coping about the shiniest new toy.>>583297764>Nah world is definitely more refined in the controls department. It literally has to be to make the rail system work.They only added the rail riding and charge hopping because highways were too boring with just driving and in exchange they removed counter-hopping which was important in high level play.
>>583302764the entire game is built around the parkour mechanic you dimwit
>>583301647You still got room? I'm saddling up
booyah!
>>583302884No it isn't lmaoYou can tell just from how bad it looks in actual gameplay
MKW has no woomy it's not worth talking about.
>>583302903We do
>>583302903Finishing up now. Room's opening
>>583303046you have zero hours in the game if you actually think this
>>583303046Not really no there's loads of insane shortcuts you can pull off. The fact you never played the game and are shittalking it says a lot really.
what the fuck were those people? that wiper did not feel normal
>>583303036Oh god that’s horrifying.
>>583303502I mean stamper
>>583303036they're doing this to me tomorrow i hope
>>583303201>>583303196Thanks for having me
ggs sr
GGs fisk
GGs
GGGGGGGGs goldfish
>>583303036me when i play the happy woomy game that makes me happy
Woomy just told me she'd rather I don't come back to see her again.
GGs open
GGs HS
ggs
>It just keeps happening
GGs second salmon roomI am too tired for more today, see ya!
>>583305905yup, GGs! Way to turn Coho into a pincushion
GGs fishercephs, forgive me for diving into that water more than the salmon
I'll be doing turd war for a bit if anyone wants to join.
something smells fishy in here
>>583306632SorryMind the fish guts we got carried away
GGs openers
woomy is gonna drink her loss streak away
GGs oben, sorry for joining above my league again and thank you for winning some matches despite me
>>583306836c-can i play with the big /ink/ers next time?
>>583307239Long floppers...
Stop having fun
I would feel relieved to know that some of those people were cheating because things they did seemed impossible, but I'll assume I'm just so shit in comparison. Every match felt like I was teleported from babby's first turf war. 181k of Glamorz to go.
>>583308237Hackers have been spotted in turf war, there is a clip I don't have it but it's blatant.
>>583308129Everything is about to go to shit next week, I need this.
>>583308716TL;DR?
>>583309148>encouraging blogpostingI'm sure he has other people more suitable for listening to his worries
>>583309341And if he don't?
I'm gonna nap
The frenchoid hasn't killed himself yet /ink/ we'll never be at peace as long as he lives
>>583309894You're annoying.
Permission to make an off-topic blogpost because I don't know where else to say this?
>>583311616no stfu
>>583310263No you are, parasite
>>583311640understood have a nice day
>>583311616rather that than whatever else is being posted
>>583307239ggs you need to get better...
I have so many photos and videos from Splat 3. The feature was literally created only for this game.
Last night I dreamt of an /ink/er I haven't talked to in a year or two.We were on bad terms.What does this mean.
>>583308367I don't mean the blatant ones (I've seen those videos), I mean the subtle ones that give themselves just enough of eg. weapon range, speed, ink resistance, any other stat, maybe bit of aim assist too, like 5-15% more, enough to make a difference but still make they god-like play not stand out too much.Like the rollers or stampers that I see on my screen for 3 frames, frame 1 when they show from somewhere unexpected, frame 2 they kill me, frame 3 they are swimming away. And by the time the kill cam zooms to show them they're at the other end of the map.
>>583303036>>583304980>>583305385I wish I was as passionate about anything as Japs are about destroying hardware over squid games
When do I stop wanting to kill myself after every session
>>583313652that never happens
>>583313652When you stop playing
>>583312879
I spammed sub and cheesed with special, I may have been responsible for Takeshi breaking his 'tendo.
>>583313652after making another self-deprecating post about your skills on /ink/
"Boohoo I'm losing at the game">doesn't spam sub and special>doesn't slowly creep at their backline>doesn't shark in a puddle and FNAF jumpscare unsuspected enemiesYou won't win by playing "fair"
>>583313908Not really, that's how they themselves play this game.
As a Splat Roller secondary, with the carbon buffs, should I switch?
>>583314716vRoller is still one of the best weapons in the game.
I am the most racist /ink/er alive
>>583314876not so fast
>>583315081prove it
Frye is a disgusting brown pajeet inbred and the worst idol we ever had
>>583315315Say that again, to her face
I never revive the v-words in salmon run
>>583315315Nono or sanriofag, call it.
>>583314425>>doesn't spam sub and specialCan't, I'm undercover>>doesn't slowly creep at their backlineCan't, I'm undercover>>doesn't shark in a puddle and FNAF jumpscare unsuspected enemiesCan't, I'm undercover
>>583315819>undercoverIt's a poopypants weapon you only play if you're already good at the game, to give yourself a challenge.
>>583315963See there's the problem, it's a poopypants weapon I play even though I'm dogshit at the game because I like it
>>583315550Brown inbred wolffish-faced jeet squid creature
>>583314183sorry
>>583315550*smooches*
>>583313652You're playing it wrong. If you can't squid around with your opponents/teammates in a lobby between matches, you're taking it too seriously. Get out of ranked, fuck around in turf. Play with aerospray. It's one of the easiest weapons. Just walk and paint, and pop off booyah when it charges.after matches, become squid and circle the holograms of cephs that don't move, stuck in the menu.
>>583301393今日はPBのことや、レイニーがいなくて寂しいという気持ちについて、ずっと考えていました……。観覧車のてっぺんに着いたとき、太陽が雲に隠れてしまいました。tfw might make it back before Splatooweenfuck!!!! oh god I am a really tired woomy>>583283503janny u weigh ez 250 lbs STFU
>>583317423Are you cute and pretty like Meowbah?
>>583317301Hi nono I thought you left
My woomy pissed on the quran
>>583317423
>>583317953aerospray is just a fun weaponyou're mindbroken, anon. by the white-flag-waving fr*nch of all things
>>583317740everything is a work in progress for nowby the time I can get D*scord back I should be able to erp with senpai as cod intendedthe word on the street is jenna is finally eating less and moving more.I can't really be sanrio anon anymore either. All I have left is the jap OtH plushies on my backpack next to Kagamine Rin.
>>583318479Can you record yourself peeing on the plushes
>>583318606notfw no phonetfw can only communicate at the woomveem shelterdoes joey go on /vp/? his normal team was boring and cringe FUCK PYROARAll my homies hate Zone 17
>>583318470Erm no it's not, it's weak as shit. Only autists think it's "fun" when all you do is kit spam.
>>583319016They let yebweyys in the woomveem shelter? Dag
>aifag is backwelp goodnight, /ink/, see you tomorrow
>>583319016I mean you can borrow mine. Or I'll takes for you
>>583321632good night, love you
>>583321632Jesus CHRIST you people topple like dominos.
have you considered that people genuinely don't like you or like being around you
>>583321687you didnt do the ceph trio pic yet
>>583321840GET SOME
between the aifag and the dramatic erping femoid I don't know which one is more cancerous
>>583321891Oh right, I forgot.I might get to that tomorrow.
>>583321991You have the temerity to call someone else dramatic?
>>583321632Just stop acknowledging him.
All right woomies, I'm revved up, thirsty, and ready to drown. Who wants to play some open
>>583298826GGs F. Again, thanks for hosting
>>583321991>femoidlol
>>583322214No you won't, I don't give you permission to use my woomy.
>>583283008I asked AI to make a video of the chair spinning and it gave me this.
>>583323107Silence.
>>583323159Well, you got what you requested
Open or Fish anyone?
>>583325048I could fish a king.
>>583325215Lemme change my demin and boots to a slopsuit. opening
Morning coffee always goes well with some fish killing.
ggs good zuna and gold for breakfast
>>583327507Enjoy the rest of your day, sorry for the piss poor perf, but I appreciate you joining
Anyone out there wanna play some more?
>already renders of some literal who that showed up a day agoyeah it's on purpose at this point.
>>583328912qrd?
>>583328912people like cute and nice newmys
>>583328912who you mad now son
>>583328912It's okay anon, they hate me too.
>>583328912They play the game more than some "regular" so I'd argue they deserve it more, play the fucking game
>>583328912The floplet one?
Every newmy get early attention becase they're still fresh and ripe
>>583330140Most sensible poster here
A second industry plant woomy has hit /ink/
>>583331071this angers schizos
Anyone wanna open
>>583331826i got a room open
Did not mean to "this way" there that one game my bad
>>583331826Just woke up but knock
Reposting this again, hoping for some feedback on me and my playstyle.This one's with me knocking out the team.R59P-7MR4-2HYP-26EFAnd this one has a looming beginning but turn of tables end.RP4Q-HQNW-4WK1-T7FBBoth is Dread D, I'm playing myself a half flanker, half support and a bit of offensive to cover up stupid butt fugly FLAR creeping up on me.Hoping they haven't expired themselves yet, if they haven't, don't be afraid to be crude on me and such, go nuts.
>>583332727we're full, sorry
>>583332939Ah no problem
>>583332891I also have this one uploaded replay, can't for the life of me remember why did I up it...? It's me with L3 D.RQUP-JRCM-PWD1-M0H3
>>583331826Knock.
>>583333820We're still full, sorry
>>583334081Ok.
I put whiskey in my ink take make me go vroom vroom
Let's freakin go!
Morning violence
WAY TO SET THE FUCKING TONE
incredible comebackggs openers
Aye nice match to end on GGs open!
GGs, team.
>>583335164>>583335198>>583335272GEE FUCKIN GEE OPEN. Holy shit that was Fin-fuckin-tastic. Risky to go up to slam RM when that charger was there but you guys annoyed him enough to not take the shot.
morning every everywoom, veems and yebs too
I've never said this to anyone, because it's not important.But the shading on the inkling's lips is really fish-like. They have dopey fish lips. It adds to silliness of woomies, but detracts from the playboy aura of my yebby.
I looked at jap compfags playing my weapon and they make the same mistake and also dies in dumb way sometimes.I've been trying to be perfect when I should just have been woomy.
wooms 'n brooms
who else got evp 400 last random rotation
Amen my brother in Cod
>Wahoo painmakerAny takers at the hour?
>>583348773yer a wizerd woomy
>>583354432Sure!
I don't care about anything else splatoon 4 does, just fix the online, it's so horrible
>>583355251Yeah aight. C'mon in rooms open
I care about the weapons along with the Subs & Specials.
>>583356553Thank you handsome
>>583356553I wish to join
>>583357041Openeen
lol who the hell3/4 welcome in squigga
Just some random guy
They're tough opponents today
>>583355798This + remove dualies from the game
>>583357252Knock
>>583358124Gropening
We're too docile, we let them breathe we need to flank more
>>583358697I'm a turflet anchor going 2v4 how am I supposed to flank bwo
My skills have completely regressed wtfWhy am I being such a shitter?
>>583359332The randos have more brain than usual I got surprised by awell placed inkmine in a less obvious flank route
>>583359656I used to be normal.Now I'm playing like a fucking NOBODY, what is this shit? I'd have days where I underperformed sure, but never reverted into a complete PubshitterIs this karma? For cussing my teammates out so much and calling them braindead?
2 charger team put up a fight this time
I need to put out my tacticooler more often and at better places
>Job to shitter teams>Stomp several 10* silver X rank jap prosMake it make sense Ngmi-san
>>583361701Don't let yourself get fooled by badges
10 minutes
(You) me when ready
Holy shit
>>583362838now
>>583363380lol we just queued
>>583363380Open
I lost focus my bad
>>583364245Focus L. The enemy’s got the rainmaker and you KNOW what that means.
>>583364606Yeah. Trouble.
Cannonfodder-maxxing, taking one for the team
I was scared of the triple point sensors but it's all good
>>583364606Isn't it M?
The japs got mad we moved the rm to some unreachable place
>>583365501L is on the open lobby.
>Ouch!>Ouch!>Ouch!>Ouch!>Ouch!>Ouch!
Trislosher is such a slowpoke, how frustrating
>>583366551I say this.
>>583366551I say this after running into mid alone and unprotected and without turf control and without a plan while we're already 3v4 right after trading a sploosh
>>583366782Good woomy
>>583366782>Overextending and feedingY doe
>>583366983it's fun
ggs open room
Ah fuck, I should have taken a few steps back
>>583366983i am not good at the game
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE STOP FIGHTING 1V2S AND STOP THAT FISH
GGGGs open dats a lotta winsOk byebye see you next time!
Gggs open still half sick but it went fairly well
GGs open room, sploosh-o is hard
>>583367561>white sqeople posing at they functions
>>583367561I don't like this newmy she's too bossy, woomies should be delicate.
>>583368808Nice try, I like this newmy because she gives her ganbarest
Woomy should make me a sandwich and not forget the mustard or she's getting it this time
>>583369452
ready for the S1 slop recomp?
>>583367561>The two newfags are both floplets with the same skin colorAm I going insane?
>>583369867only if they can backport squid rolling and every class from 2/3
>>583369920Zoomer woomies
>>583369920Stop noticing
Am I kinda gay for liking tomboy woomies
>>583370907tomboys are not gaytraps, however, are.liking tomboys just makes you a bottom at heart
>>583371004traps are not gay if you self-insert as a straight trapstraight trap on girl is woefully underexplored, especially with trap remaining dominant
>>583371279Nephew what are you saying right now? Are you saying what I think you're saying?
>>583371656me when the blaster get his splashdown special
>>583370907No, liking woomies isn't gay. Unless you're a woman yourself, then it is.
>>583370907Woomies are assumed tomboys unless stated otherwise>>583371004>liking tomboys just makes you a bottom at heartHow does liking a bitch that can help you fix your car or mow the lawn with you make you a bottom?>>583371279What is this closeted gay cope I just readTraps are gay, nigger
>Chara running a tournament dedicated to funding surgery for troonswhat a faggot
>>583373563no one cares
>>583373563How does this personally affect you?
>>583373638bigot
>>583373563Putz is the only good splatuber.
>>583373563Well yeah, every splatuber is pozzed.
>>583373873We need an /ink/er to start a youtube channel
>>583373638dilate
>>583373563buy an ad
>>583374075buy a dildo and shove it up your ass
>>583373563Comp is dying already so based chara for killing it faster
>>583373916If you want me to start the Splatoon equivalent of "Cooking with Jack", sure.
>guys i hate trannies so much i have to talk about how much i hate trannies constantly to remind everyone how based i amStop.
>>583374349
>everyone that doesn't automatically hate trans people is transhave you considered not making your entire personality hating on other people
>>583374181Bodied that freak
I don't like trannies woomies because they're ugly and I hate that they removed gendered animations
TERF woomy
>>583374858you miss the octo hip sway dont you
Give us loss animations back
>>583374505I save this image every time it gets posted
>>583376313This but woomy gets stabbed in the head with wiper.
>>583376313ok
You can tell joey entered the thread.
top 10 woomy
>>583377257From the colorful battlefields of Inkopolis to the chaotic streets of Splatsville, Inklings have become some of Nintendo’s most recognizable and stylish characters.These squid-kids may look cute, but they’re more than capable of covering the competition in ink!From legendary idols and elite agents to fierce competitors who never back down, these Inklings have made their mark on the Splatoon series.So, grab your favorite weapon, charge up your Ink Tank, and get ready to dive into the countdown!Here are the Top 10 Inklings!
>>583377896/ink/ could be qualified as hot chicks heaven
>>58337789610. Me9. Me8. Manmen7. Me6. Me5. Me4. Not you3. Me2. Also meHonorable mention: Me1. Woomy!
>>583378128this woomy is extremely overrated on the scale of goodness
>>583377003But Spookyfest isn’t until the end of the month.
>>583379562Ok russian anon
Do you think the yebweyys have an agendacord? spades? Jioey? Ballin? Greattusk? orion? brostar?
>>583380368N*n* has a deadcord
>>583380368There were like half a dozen yebweyy servers back in the day, they all died.
>>583380368The day I get onto that list is the day I know I've made it
How do I join the woomy server?
>>583381079ily SaTa
>>583381079Your yeb is too woomy-like coso
>>583381349"woomy-like" is it because of the hair?
>>583381079You don't wanna be compared to any of them except for maybe GT
>>583381596Yes it's my wife's (AnemoneNo1) hairs so I see it as woomy hairs
>>583381114Post Woomy and we will see if she is worthy.
any1 open?
>>583382607Sure.
>>583382726open 2/4
>>583382607ill play
>>583381169First guess. I'm surprised
>>583383130room open
open 3/4
I've learned that it's easier to get better at the game when you stop blaming your teammates. I have friends who, whenever we play, spend the whole session complaining about some random teammate, even though they make similar or worse mistakes themselves. Meanwhile, the friends who don't complain and just laugh it off or take responsibility for their own mistakes are way better. I've been trying to change my mindset too. Instead of saying, "Why didn't my faggot retarded teammate get the kill?" I try to think, "Maybe I overextended and should have used my Splashdown earlier." And I've been improving a bit. Can actual good players confirm it's a good mindset or am I coping hard?
>>583383703it's better to focus on the things you can change than the things you can'tjust be careful to try and keep it to specifics (vod review can help you find them), don't fall into the trap of blaming yourself "in general" for "just being terrible" so you don't end up like me
>>583381169How come?
>this way!>this way!>booyah!>this way!im gonna rape you
I don't even know which group I'm considered part of anymore.
>>583384407Do you like frye
>>583381759
>>583384407There's only one group, the /ink/er group
>>583385162And the clique
>>583384236Yeah I don't wanna become depressed blaming myself for every loss. I've been trying to be nicer to myself still, telling myself it was a good or smart play (even if it failed) when I feel like it is.. Haven't tried vod reviews yet so I'll try thanks
>>583384689I voted Frye in the anniversary splatfest, yes.
>>583386210You're in my group.
>>583383437Joining
>>583386443opening
Open at rotation?
Hard to draw the woomy's smile when its closed teeth.
>>583386798Sure
>>583380368There was one but it's been dead in years, most on the anons on it no longer lurk in the thread or play the game. Those that do moved to B*llin place which is now as dead.
>>583383703When it's their fault it's their fault. I do everything right, they have to at least try.
>>583386798>TCMy time has comeI'll be there
>>583388921Post a replay
>>583386798Ill be there for a bit
>>583386798Can't, busy brewing beer.
>>583390085>Brewmy
>>583387562>>583389035>>583389345nisu, opening
>>583390589just finished up, coming
>>583387523draw the effect, not the object.
ggs open
GG open
oh baby a triple
>>583390589Knock. I can only play for a few.
>>583390774>>583390827>>583391067GGs Open, thanks for having me
Woah I'm playing like a foot. Just came out of food coma.
>>583391310sorry we're full, I probably will not play for long tho my hands are killing me if you want
>>583391649That's okay. I have to get going at :30.
From the doofus of last match to guys that mean business it's like going from hot to cold water
That was all me, I will commit seppuku and restore honor
>>583391568Always flex and stretch, handsome woom
I hate getting outranged so easily
>hmm maybe the other team wants a drinkGEINUS
>>583392580I thought of using it as a shield to buy time to approach since it blocks bullets sometimes but I threw it too far too late
I run out of ink so fast I need ink saver
stopping here gggs open my hand hurt sorry for leaving so quickly
open 3/4>>583393747GGs rolloom hope you feel better
>>583393747GGs L thanks for the games! :D>>583391310We got room anon
>>583393816I'll play until the hour.
>>583393956We shoul do that with /ink/er
>>583393747GGGGs L :D
>>583393641wouldn't it be more beneficial to run ink recovery?
WHO ARE YOU "THIS WAY"ING TOTHE TOWER CAN'T MOVE ITSELFAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
>>583393747Don't forget
>>583393816>>583393972>>583394080We'll get them next time!! I'll stretch better for optimal rolling>>583394640I skipped on it today... I've learned my lesson
Ah shit, I was being retarded
>>583394625I got Ink vac and I'm cucking a flanker but I can't kill him myself so I'm calling for help before he gets me and you right after
GJ with that ink vac
>Sneezed and thisway'd offstageGeegies
>>583394391Ink recovery isn't actually useful. The effects aren't good enough compared to ISM and ISS, and it doesn't reduce recovery after shooting or using subs.
I don't think my aim is good enough, I'm switching back.
Sp you can insult me for putting that drink station on the tower track
My awesome clip
>>583397228I forgive you, the tower was thirsdy :DDDD
>>583397278This thing is slippery
>>583397228Not him but it's a good strategy. The tower destroys it so you can charge your special instantly.
>>583397228That's actually a pretty useful trick to get the cooldown to end faster, but you gotta be careful to give your team some time to grab them. You can also do that with sponges to make the stand despawn.
>>583397278Dumbass woomy forgot about gravity
The room crashed on my end no ban
Spoiler, we won
>>583397932Geddin
>>583397947Happy to hear it >>583397361>>583397376Thank you I never thought of using it this way.
>>583397278Grats I just did the same thing
I wish I was there sooner
god I fucking hate off the hook right now
I'll add a cut to my wrist faster this loss
>>583399531Me everyday
Good night /ink/ love you
>>583400730Love ya too, woomy
>>583400730I love you too <3
YeeeeeesI think feel the shit returning to my veins
I'm so fucked up that I don't know if I wanna splat my ops or fuck em
I'm still discovering myself inside splatoon I shouldn't put so much expectations on my skills, it's not the game I used to be good at.
I punch myself in thr balls everytime I die
>>583400730I don't know who you are
I don't get it when I tried inkbrush it didn't do damage that fast, did I use it wrong?
>>5834016948bitdoodoo probably
>>583401216oops
GGs Open I'm sorry for those losses Huge skill cap between me and those guys last match they slide around in ink no matter if it's theirs or ours and never miss a bullet.
Jeejy OpenThat was fun
>>583402127>>583402185>>583402457GG Open, thanks for having me in this one
>>583400730I can't believe some woomies are european
>>583402457Really good woomies
This kills the crab.
>>583402781Always a pleasure>>583403804I killed one like this with splatbombs as well, this is so satisfying.
I hate blasters
>>583405026>come out of your hiding place or we'll get you with our indirects with fat hitboxes
>>583405661What I don't like is killing a blaster and the. I die a couple MS later because they turned and shot randomly
>>583408391Why is she horny?
>>583409178I'm sure she's supposed to be embarrassed.
>1-3finish one of my old projects>4-6Take request from thread>7-9Go back to playing games>0Start treading down the dark path of drawing fetish art to pay rent
>>583412904>4I vote for 0
>4Okay what doodle request is the thread feeling tonight?
>>583413041a cute veemo
>>583413041Finish your old projects.
>>583413041It doesn't matterYou never deliverIt feels like you hate us
>>583413041a cute veemo in a pot
>>583412990>>583413041Desperate woomy drank too much soda, begs anon to use his restroom
>>583413041Brazilian Marina, prease and sankyu
>>583413041Woomy treating her new ex-Takozon friend to a BIG burger (she's never had surface food before)
someone post a veemo
>>583413720your fetish sucks
>>583413041draw the state of the meta rn including /ink/ers using their weapons wrong because they are dum
>>583413041Frye. Any Frye.
>>583413857
someone post another veemo
>>583413041Are you the drawfag that drew Big Man BTFOing Frye with his ass? Love you man
>>583413857>>583414164her greed sickens me
>>583414228No you retard.
>>583414164
>>583414228He doesn’t take requests.
>>583414228... no?I have no idea what you're talking about but now I'm curious
>>583416210this is all i could find gomen
>>583416210just shitposting from our worst artist. good job by the way on not being the worst one anymore.
that cant be, im the worst artist
>>583417104*BEST artist
>>583417201that's not mike
>>583417228you're right he's better
>>583417228doesn't countmike doesn't come here anymore
>>583417228>implying mike still draws for us and doesn't be a pathetic "nervous virgin" for vtuber whores
>>583417375
>>583417375Is this the birth of a new epic mikeschizo?
I'm 5 hours away from 1K hours in Splat3n, and have never seen an entire team disconnect before. they lost two after the arbitrary point where it doesn't boot you back to the lobby, and I felt like it was just custom for the two remaining to join our squid party, but they kept fighting.So we drove them back to spawn. One ragequit, and there was just one dude left, and all four of use where there like, "come on, lets squidparty."But like a true samurai, they did not party. They DC'd. It was squid seppuku.Also, I've been getting more an more false starts for matches, disconnects during, and connection problems while waiting for matches over the past 6 months. Idk if it's just me
>>583417546He VVON
>>583417628No? Have you seen his twitter? That's all that's happening anymore
>>583417546why does bro look like a ps3 npc
>>583417546Fuck this guy. Pussied out when he got too popular.
>>583417546Look at his disgusting manboobs poking out of his shirt with his gross pot belly ew fat people shouldn't wear shirts
>>583417828>>583417824>>583417375>jealousy
Can someone animate Callie doing tiktok dances
>>583418084I have a wife that cosplays for me. He's a virgin that can draw, and vtuber whores flirt with him knowing they'll get free art out of it
>>583418303
>>583418590why are her arms so massive in 0:06
>>583419152because it's ai slop
>>583419152it's ai
I'm the very mediocre of mediocre artists and that is okay
mspaintanon is ink's most favoritest bestest artist
>>583420234Didn't she leave because of the fr*nch? How do we convince her to come back.
im bad at everything im bad at art im bad at splatoon im
im a bad person that's why I pretend to be good so people like me but it's hard to keep a facade all the time
>>583420234Bestest at being the worstest.
>>583420439I don't pay attention to discord drama and wish it stayed out of the general, so I don't know.>>583420730Nuh uh. The bestest at being the bestest. I saved all of their drawings, they made /ink/ worth checking every day for the daily doodlewoomy.
>>583420234i wish his return for raiders drawings lasted a little longer.
i bet people only are ok with me joining opens because i might draw them
>>583421029No.No one thinks this.This is a retarded schizo narrative crafted to turn everything an /ink/er does into """attentionwhoring."""
>>583421029Just play woomy, it's as simple as that.
>>583421029to be honest i think you should l2p but only way for that is to play more and do it with better players
>>583421029Frankly, you have to try very hard to not get invited into open rooms.
>>583421874It's easy to be annoying
I'm bad woomy. I join opens even if people secretly don't want me to.
>>583421982As easy as being yourself
>>583421982It's easy to be annoying, but it's hard to get on the usual hosts' nerves.
Just don't play aerospray lol
>>583422446>he thinks it's about the weapon>or the playstyle for that matter
It's about the Woomy and the Veemo
sploosh is a great fishing weaponthis has been a fun rotation
>>583413258>>583413303>>583414152
>>583423240rescue her.........
>>583423240WOOOAAHH BASEDBASEDBASED
>>583423240save her!
>>583423240rip sneaky
>>583422446>>583422539it's a fun weapon, don't be that way guys>it's kitspam for retardsyeah, that's literally what makes it fun. It takes zero effort. If I have bad lag, or am playing drunk it's my go-to weapon>NOOOO! NO!. Stop having fun!
>>583424086I thought you left
I don't think I'm ever getting past 1500xp
>>583425158Just keep the good grind going
>>583424402That's not him, he'd glaze the everloving fuck out of it instead of going "lol I play this while drunk."
been getting a lot of asshole drawing tutorials on my feed lately so maybe next time I do requests, I'll do something like that
>>583418084I want him to actually do squids but he has no balls
>>583425835But... POOP comes from there
>>583426030That's kind of hot!
ugh... I keep looking at the exp bar on my weapon, grinding for the rainbow badge.It feels like 2024 all over again, 5 starring each kit of my main.
I said I would draw last week. I drew one torso and stopped because it looked bad. I'll never bee able to draw /ink/ woomies and beebs. Art is too hard.
>>583426564I believe in you anon. You just need to not think so hard about it and just do it.
I know we all talk about "schizo this" and "schizo that" butanons..I think I actually might be schizophrenic
>>583426030Woomies don't poop.
>>583428128tell that to yuta
>>583423240aislop
>>583429617Do you know how hurtful it is when you say something like this to artists?
>>583429617I know this is low quality bait but I literally have the ability to disprove you:https://files.catbox.moe/zyqbpk.mp4
>>583417546This picture always makes me laugh
>>583421029Take it from me, someone who just joined opens and just picked up the game after a Grand Fest hiatus. They don't really care, win or lose, we just have fun in opens.
>>583435720>tfw you get one match where you arent the worst player on the team
>>583436234I'm just happy with helping in anyway I can
my woomy gets molested in the locker room whenever she does poorly in open roomsshe also gets molested in the locker rooms when she does well, help
>>583438946Same but my woomy enjoys it and jo8n open rooms for that purpose alone
>>583426554Well there's your problem. You get the rainbow badge from Erika, not in splatoon.
>>583426554I like it, It fills up for free as you play the game. Getting ton of KOs with /ink/ isn't that hard so I find it fun, I check on it every few days after joining open rooms and I'm almost at my second 10 stars
Fun fact, the octopus species Vitreledonella richardi is both translucent and ovoviviparous.
I didn't realize Flow State gave this much armor
>>583443617hits are not detected on defender side
>>583447495>nautilus playerof course
>>583442896>Veemo that gets pregnant and has a built-in fetus viewing windowCute!
Biskits.
can you please stop DMing me asking me to put my woomy in a bracelet please that's very weird
>>583452054Someone should start an /ink/er feets collection, there's some woomy that barely show theirs
>>583452054you can say it was goji
>>583452460back when we had foot schizo i was doing that to make a joke but then they left so i deleted them all
GGs L
>>583452460I'm too lazy to put together an organized collection but I do have some of most of the woomies here.
>>583454002Post it I beg you
>>583454041Just post a woomy you wanna see and maybe I have her
>>583454183All the open woomies
>>583451725
>>583454526Splat1 was so sovlful...
>>583453116gg
Coffee? Tea? Or energy drinks?
>>583455421I choose sex with Marie
>>583455421water
>>583454183Snakehand
>be me>woo
>>583456678unironically closest there is besides that random hoianon pic
>>583455421Coffee, add milk, little shoog. I have to drink energy drinks or else I can't function at work. Need that crack rock power for 10 hours and then some.
>>583421029i swallowed the blackpill and fine with the fact that i wont get drawn
Playing Salmon Run while listening to hard rock, because pvp with this netcode is AIDS and kpop is GAY
>>583462024Sucks about your ugly squid/octo, it'll happen if you have a good one
>>583462024Play as a woomveem.
>>583458685Cute feet
I was going to draw but my yebby ate the crayons...Again...
>>583464492Rape him
>>583462024Post ceph. I need the practice after work
>>583423240Thank you for the drawing, pretty unexpected. A warm bath sounds nice right now.If there's anything or any way I can repay to show my appreciation like a Nintendo Shop card or whatever please let me know.
>>583466729are you being serious?
>>583451418we need more art of idols in the in game clothing.
>>583468934Yeah? Well I need a woomy to kiss my crotch.
>>583470186me too anon, me too...
Smartsuho.
My woomy has never and will never show feet
would anyone be interested in some Raiders BB at the hour?
>>583470186I'd rather want to kiss woomy's crotch, I bet it tastes fruity.
>>583468109100%.I'll be unavailable for the rest of the day until evening but I do want to show my thanks for people to go out of their way, treat kindness with kindess.>>583423240Let me know!
>>583473607My woomy is uncomfortable showing feet, but she has done so every now and then.
My woomy doesn't understand the issue of showing feet so she doesn't care but she prefer shoes
Open at rotation? (No feet)
>>583476814ill play for as long as i can, might only be a few games
>>583476814I can join later in the hour
>>583476814>(No feet)You lost me.
>>583477196Sound good, opening>>583478045Lemme know
>>583478153I'm free and ready to join
>>583479656Openin
>>583479835Here
GGs openers, seems like my time is up
>>583480332ggs
>>583480332Gggs SH thx for playingOpen 3/4
E-liters do not deserve what they have
>>583465407sorry anon for not (you)ing sooner i was out doing errands
>>583480749did you change your hairstyle
>>583475979good woomy
My woomy doesn't have feet
>>583480749Slutty
>>583480749>>583480749Both hairstyles are good. It's alright to swap around every now and then, I change my weyyo's hairstyle to ponytail every now and then.
>>583481645More
>>583480749>Bling>PonytailExtremely Mediterranean
>>583481645"One rule: the mask stays on."
>>583480918yup, i want to try the john cut and see if it sticks
>>583481913I like masked /ink/ers they're funny
>>583481913SH is nothing without the mask
Triple kill at the right moment niceI get killed by chargers shooting twice too fast how annoying
>>583480749Go back, this reminda me of J**y
>>583481645Do more /ink/ers
GGs open, my joycon died.
>>583482568GGs sorry I get bullied by blasters
>>583482568Ggs!
This is my OC, Fungy the Woomy. You can't see her because she's really really small, but you should know you're breathing in ALL her woomy spores as you read this.
>>583483628>shroomy
>>583482298I can't hoian
>>583484570
A breakthrought after being bullied all match! 3 of them going down and we can push. How satisfying.
>>583485395Breakthrough* I hate being dyslexic
>>583485395Yeah the dynamo/sniper combo was annoying so it was satisfying to finally push back
>>583485342when did this squid put away the camo mesh?
>>583482298
Fistbump!
>>583486757:D
>>583486701take off the red one's sandals
>>583486827Again
>>583486701>>583485342Yes... yes... continue
>>583487569Yup we're doing good
I played Splatoon Raiders for 3 weeks only to realize that it was a gurren lagann reference during the final battle.
>>583486701>ugly veemsyaaaaaaawwwwwwwn
Range blaster is mean
>>583487686the [Woomy!] that will pierce the heavens
>9 booyahWoah
>>583487686Our local gurren lagann superfan made no comment on it, too poor to buy himself a switch 2.
>>583488716and it was frye who made the reference, whom he hates.karma finds a way.
So close....
I noticed I spam ZR too much with trislosher and get stuck in place with unnecessary sloshes
>>583486701>>583485342i have seen them more naked than this
>>583466729>>583475928oh gosh uuuuuummI mean yes I would really appreciate it and I know you're offering but I feel bad accepting this just because I've given out free requests for so many years now.If you insist however, give me a little bit, and I'll refine this doodle to look a little more professional, and then maybe if you want, we can discuss how much you feel it's worth moving forward.Just because this isn't really the best place to discuss this, are you able to reach out to me on bluesky, twitter or d*scord? My name is in the bottom left of the image, so just search it up there.
Victory drink for everyone
GGs L! Lots of fun games! And GGs everyone earlier in the Open room.Trislosher might become my main weapon for now I just need to figure out some stuff.
>>583489781Gggs! Great winstreak this went well! Thanks for playing!
>>583490069Big sis and her lil sis
>>583490069>floplet fistbumpKino.
>>583490069ugly floplets
>>583488252>>583490458post your ceph
>>583490069Cute sisters (kissing)
>>583490069Beautiful floplets
>>583486701>>583485342freaky anons have to resort to this instead of finding their cephWoman
>>583490718French woomy french kissing
Since the thread is at page 10, here's an artwork from an artist at skeb that drew a bonus gijinka of a commission despite there not being a request for such.It's cursed but also cool.artist is dbWuqLdvec82805 on skeb
>>583492383good notwoomy
>>583492383Good hoomy.
>>583492383Scary human
>>583492383good human
>>583490069Why are their floppers so... short?
Woomy
>>583492383sex
>>583492383Uhhh why is she HUMAN? Cute tho
>>583492383it's at page 9, you mouthbreathing retard.
>>583492383>artist is dbWuqLdvec82805 on skebOh that's cool, I thought they were one of those "oc only" artists. I might have confused them with someone else.
>>583493386wrong
>>583493386Rude.>>583493408Honestly, I thought they were too. They posted only the human version on their twitter so they might've done both as a safety measure.
>>583493534refresh the page before embarrassing yourself.
>>5834923835k for both is honestly a good price, too bad I find his style not cute enough. Good woomy and human anyway
>5k for doodles You're crazy
New>>583495374>>583495374>>583495374
>>5834952715k is like $30 usd what are you, poor?
>>5834952715k in jpy. 5k is extremely cheap considering he got 2 drawings out of it.
>>583495271Not him but I have TEN (10) commissions waiting at the moment, 15k for one of them alone. And that is probably the cost of one good western artist, skeb rates are peanuts for the quality you often get.
>>583495957Recommend some artists pls
>>583496075Whatcha looking for exactly? Price, work-safe or not, etc.
>>583496238I don't care about price but any artist that draws good safe for work woomies for a good price. I've been struggling to find new artists lately
>>583496238>>583496075What we really need is a pastbin or doc /ink/ approved skebers.
>>583496478Dang. Only new artist I have tried lately was puriamaotaku, which I have recommended here before. I'll have to be on the lookout for more since most of my current comms are from artists I have worked with before (and/or cheesecake pinups so not entirely SFW).>>583496775That could be a good idea. I could do a rough draft when things get slow at work today.
Which artists will draw woomy peeing?
>>583497304Oh yeah I comissioned him when you recommended him before. The artists I found since have me in pending limbo or haven't opened their comms in a while. I'll probably go back to artists I know in the meanwhile
>>583497412Captain 3 pissing in a squat
>>583497412https://skeb.jp/@ikachangenemaHH will draw probably anything you throw at them, they've got some pretty strange stuff on their portfolio
I've been thinking of trying pixiv requests 2alongside skebs
>>583500304Same, found out one of the artists I wanted to comm did it through pixiv so I went for it and now I'm waiting.
>>583500304>>583500487Haven't done it before, is it harder than skeb? I have an artist in mind but I never took the time too look into it
>>583499881They did a veemo one she peed on hammerhead bridge and gets spotted, pretty hot
