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zzz god
>Robin is wind support>Kafa is electric anomaly>one agent will be given for free by completing the collab event (unknown which so far)>both banners will run at the same time for 21 days (second half of the patch after Sunbringer)So if you have to pull for one with poly versus being free, which would you go for?
>>583351129OOC MiyabiShit start of a thread
>>583349863>that'd be pretty exciting in s1 but s3 will be just teleporting around with random afterimages and explosionsSad, but true.
>>583351263poetic
>>583351482>Robin is wind supportRobin is gonna be Armorer Support for SunbringerWind is fucking dead as an element. Sev is the last wind character they will release until S5
>>583351484she's doing her "acting like an anime catgirl" training
>>583351129Miyabi would do this
Robin will actually be an on field DPS that sings her enemies to death.She said in HSR that she wants to do something else for a spin that isn't her usual stuff, but has to do so undercover because people would riot. So clearly death metal.Robin UNHINGED edition. It was Sparkle after all.
Bibian Banshee
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>583351764*upvoted*
I hope she’s the free one.
>>583351853free dps will be shit like Harumasa
>>583351853it's actually unbelievable that this is one of the best hsr designsshe looks straight out of spook shack part 2
>>583351853One of them will be free?
>>583351769Bibi is so stylish
>>583351947Haru didnt have any supports at that timeIn fact it doesnt have any good supports right now eitherKafkas gonna have the Remi wheelchair
>>583351991Theyre getting one of ours free so its safe to assume we get the same treatment
>>583352009>In fact it doesnt have any good supports right now eitherm0 freebies aren't real characters and m1 haru has norma + rina/sunna/zhao/astra
>>583351991Current rumor says so, and HSR got Ellen for free while Astra is a normal banner. The issue though is if Kafka ks actually electric anomaly and free, she's gonna be a brick.
>>583352109Then I'm hoping Kafka is free so I can skip Batman's sidekick
>>583352110Thanks for funding my free game
oh goddammit
>>583351769What are the chances of bibi putting me in the amazon position?
How powerful do you guys think Phaethon will be by Season 4?
>>583352289Bibian is not currently employed by Amazon so that seems unlikely
>>583352380I'd rather he was still a weak PC Nerd piloting Eous. Everything about Phaethon post 1.4 has been awful.
>>583352380I don't even care anymore
>>583352226>Yanagi with Remimi and Aria>against either the Claret shill or Sanby shill bossesExplain.
>>583352491This
They're calling Malfoid DracaneaOur Sunbringer is a Slytherin
>>583352564ThisZZZ storyline went apeshit after S1 finaleThe undercover hacker fantasy is fucking dead
Would you pull for Norma if she was a shota?
Is Phoenix releasing with her own drive disk set?Is she another Phaeton Melody user?Which is it /zzz/?
>>583352380Super Void Hunter
>>583352681Hell no
>>583352725NoNoShe uses the Burnice set
>>583352491But if he stayed weak, how else would Wise (me) protect all the waifus?
>>583352681Stop trying to push the honosexual agenda.
How did Fufu manage to contribute the most in this team? I'm not even sure what she did except when I EX and swap.
they even have the same playstyle based around chain attacks to build resources and EBA which is a teleporting anime slash into a single big slashis severian THE laziest character so far?
>>583352780Guide them, be a mentor, sugar daddy that shit
>>583352591velina, yanagi, and aria do things to my dick, of coursealso sigrid and pyrois run my other teams so i figured i'd try those elsewhere
>>583352780it's reverse harem, you fool!
>>583352681Nope
>>583352830Nobody knows what the numbers meanNot even the devs know
>>583352752Really, you want to build her with 4p Chaos Jazz and 2p inferno metal?Or are 2p sets one of those extra AP sets?
>>583352830Don't remember what this useless nulbers were for but my guess is that she has the monopoly on decibel generation and daze while the other 2 mostly just dealt or buffed damage
God imagine Kafka with zzz animations and assets... She is going to kill billions...
>>583352858>is severian THE laziest character so far?Roxy is worse imo, but he's still extremely disappointing. I was hyped for him but now I'm skipping.
>>583352967I need fufu to grind on my face just like that
Post your face when all "collab characters" are actually character themed bangboos.
okay this was actually funny, she has been avoiding him for so long but the one time she fucks up and he shows up
https://x.com/XYZrockyx/status/2106402315800617167
>>583353138I'm passed the point of Bangboo fatigue.
>>583352997>God imagine Kafka with zzz animations and assets
>>583352681Kill yourself subhuman
>>583352742Super... Void Hunter?The level beyond a Void Hunter?
>>583352967She wants the bog standard anomaly setup. >4pc Chaos>2pc any of the +30ap sets>4 AP>5 PEN>6 AM
ore wa supa sanbringa da
>>583353138I'd be happy, less time wasted on making collab models and animations nobody wants
>>583353320Doesnt she want as much AM as possible tho
Phoenix uses Freedom Blues, right? Or is it Burnice's set
>>583353189I have faith that Belle and Remi will eventually get Lindverne to embrace yuri.
>>583353586Burnice
>>583353259Boom
>>583353592>more yurislopoh so you want this game DEAD dead huh
>>583353463Assuming you have her ball, she hits the cap.
>>583353592Remi would do anything to keep her away from Wise but you can't cure homophobia
>>583353719>ballits a birthing toy
>>583353651*cums*
If Kafka is Electric Anomaly, I'm skipping Phoenix. I already have Burnice, I'd rather Elec dps which I don't really have. Never leveled my m3 Grace. She has big boobies but evasive assist is just bad now. Not sure why they don't just patch that shit out of every character.
Btw, why do anomalies like Pen?
>>583353936>but evasive assist is just bad now.as opposed to back then when it was just as dogshit
>>583353804>Maybe you should try letting me go down on you, just once. Belle loves it.
>>583353278>The level beyond a Void Hunter?Yup. And there's Super Void Hunter 2 and 3
>>583354052Lind would totally give in.
>>583351263I spent 3 hours jerking off in the character menu back on release. The summer patch made me think I had a real problem, I couldn't do the story for a few days after Lucy's swimsuit along with Remielle and Sigrid.
The legendary super void hunter....
>>583353936>m3 grace>didn't gear her upYou fucked up massively. Grace is legitimately good with Remi/Veli, to the point that she eclipses Yanagi.
>>583354189>>583354105>The legendary super void hunter....If the writing team really did that would you go along with it
>>583354023The game didn't have all these control moments and double parries and that back then so it didn't really matter that much. You just missed out on a little daze build up.
>>583354105That can't be possible...
>>583354293Ive been playing since 1.0 and even back then evasive assists were a meme. They've never been good stop larping lol
how am i supposed to get sunbri and kafka?i hope kafka is the one given for free.
Super Void Hunter Enchainer Super Void Hunter
>>583354330What if we could fuse with Icarus?
>>583354369>evasive assist removed>all agents that had it get the usual counter >Zhu fires buckshot at the enemy to CLANG them, Rina uses her dolls, Grace throws a grenade, etc
>>583354147I think because of Norma's silly antics and shenanigans, we sometimes forget that she is a gorgeously beautiful blonde girl. I blame all the silly meme faces she generates.
>>583354475You download Star Rail an get Kafka there
>Kafka>RobinBoring. We should have gotten Firefly
>>583354475use that
Shiyu posting time.
>>583354530The problem is that the Witch Time doesn't last long enough.
Cuckslop FLOPPEDYurishit DIEDTroonaka DEFEATED horsepag
we should've gotten silver wolf and bladeblade mostly just for the memes since he's like all over hoyo games rn.
>>583354292Tbh what can you even do? skip every story chapter afterwards? I still want to see it when other characters do stuff even if Pyrois shits on the screen
>>583354883even if it lasted longer like it does with HZ buffs its just worthless. more daze will always be better
>>583354883Or do anything of value. If it did something like last 5 seconds and provide stun multiplier damage, I might care. As it is though, it's utterly useless and just ruins control skills and those counter chains some enemies do where you don't need to use charge to counter.
tried trigger/norma/yanagi and it was kinda funtoo bad my luck's all gone getting one yanagi and her dupes/engine are a pipe dream
>>583354892Yes Remi it is awkward, don't interrupt you attention whore
>Start hyping up Sunbringer in 2.5 with the Lockspring arc, one of the VERY few good things about 2.5>Start a slow burn arc with her and Remielle, especially with the assassination attempt>Turn her into the poster child for Season 3>Make 3 of them, with one being the one who helps cure our Player Proxy of Pyrosis taking over>The other hijack the patch of another character who should have had lore relevance to further their own history and development>Only for it all to be undone because of a collab nobody asked for, by Eldreda being turned into a jobber that got mind controlled by a normie, turned into the worst addition to the game, invalidate the arcs of the other two by forcing them to just be animations for the one who either will have the least development or will have to sour opinions on her by hijacking 3.3 from Phoenix and Storyteller's introduction, won't give her the decency of a flagship event in favor of the collab event, and will probably be stuck leading the city to never join other eventsImagine being a Sunbringer fan from the start of the shill only to get everything just completely ruined and thrown away because of a collab. It's enough to drive someone mad
>>583354292At this point I'm only playing because sunk cost, they may as well go full retard so at least we can have a good laugh.
>>583354157There are actual people here who unironically wouldn't tongue fuck Sigrid's poop hole if given the opportunity to do so.
Fagret and Flopxy fucking flopped lmao
it's going to be a real rough day for the game when everyone's favorite hang-out friend and fuck-buddy Cissia stops getting screentime.
Cool story, brother. Now imagine being a coolguy fan.
>>583355102Voidhunters in general are not interesting, nor cool nor appealing visually besides the professorOut of all the Hoyo games, VHs are the worst handled
>>583355102> a Sunbringer fan from the start of the shillThose left as soon as they revealed Eldreda
>>583349079KEK the marketing team really fumbled the bag then.
>>583355152
>>583355092She gets pissy if you don't keep your attention on her.
>Sigrid literally snapped my penis in half by taking a fat fucking shit on itHow do I recover from this?
Remielle will cheat on you if don't pay attention to her
>>583355447thats every woman
>>583355102>Only for it all to be [headcanon]Real schizophrenic retard
>1. Spam "muh cool worms">2. Go silent when the recent worm banner flops>3. Weather the storm with "muh y*ri" spam>4. Watch y*ri flop silently>5. Start all over from step 1Why are queertroonies this tourist-like
>>583355403your dick was snapped in half by a semi-solid? I can't say I understand the mechanics at play here.
>>583355336Sigrid (her ass) is descending on the target (my face).
>>583355471Nah, only Remielle
>>583355562your mom probably cheated too
>>583354369I never said they were good. Stop being an argumentative prick you sad cunt
claret/roxy is good.
Sunna love!
>>583355102Nah Sunbringer got ruined when they revealed her stupid half-pants
Sigrid buttjobs while her donut horse anus rubs up against me.
>>583354292Super VH Wise is already a work in progress
I am noticing a suddent decrease on cuckspam among all HoyoGenerals while the reddit shipping shitfest is going on......
>>583355678If you say >>583353936 "evasive assist is just bad now" youre implying they were once good lolyou fucked up in your wording, just apologize and move on
>>583355403A penis is pure flesh and muscle, it can't be broken (it can be sprained).Think of it as an octopus.
I'm lacking stunners, my only limited stunners are Chinkyi, Trigga and Phonlingin
>>583355729Sigrid is too stupid and dense to know what sex is.
>>583355728Troonbringer is not coming back troonaka follower, let it go. Hagbringer is for the chud's gaze.
>>583355447Nah. She just freezes time, kidnaps you, ties you down on the bed, and forcibly makes love to you as punishment for not paying attention to her.
She doesn't actually step on the air, that's just carefully disguised thrust from high-pressure braps.
>>583355927Gotta teach her then.
It seems today, that all you seeIs violence in movies and sex on TVBut where are those good old-fashioned valuesOn which we used to rely?Lucky there's a family guyLucky there's a man who positively can doAll the things that make usLaugh and cryHe's a family guyYou’re gonna hear this when you boot up the game from now on
>>583355102Worst (Best?) part is that Kafka will probably outsell Sunbringer, meaning we'll get a second collab in Season 4, ruining THAT Season's main push too!
>>583355957h-hot...
>>583356201shes the free unitand even if she was limited she wont outsell a VH, its never happening lol
>>583355927I'll convince Sigrid to ride my face and squirt down my throat for 5 hours straight as a method of stamina training.
Please tell me he's going to be playable and not turned into some supervillain.
>>583355819No, it really doesn't. Learn English.
is this an acceptable promimii can NOT be arsed to farm more anomaly discswhat's a good amount of substats for anomalies anyway? for attacker/rupture it's 30+ iirc
>>583356382yes fat chicks
>the schizo is still mad at sunbringer for making dracaene into a moveset prop, and begging for her to sell badlykek it really is the exact same as him hoping for shunguang to flop just because she stole the spotlight from zhao and delutrash
>>583356432>Stop being an argumentative prick you sad cuntStarts being an argumentative prickEvery damn time
Would Remielle share Belle with a fellow pink?
>>583356521Why did you post an onahole?
>>583356497is sunbringer being 3 in 1 real?
>>583356361Yeah, this evil-looking scientist dude with no head will definitely be a good guy
>>583356447>23 stat hitsYou want to aim for 30 on anomaly agents, and 38-40 on 3 stat agents.
>>583356097wherever she goes, a stench of death follows
>>583356497Am I schizo because I don't like a forced collab from a shit game robbing me of two ZZZ characters? Take Daiwei's 2 incher out of your mouth.
>>583353320Wouldn't she run with Freedoms better?She is supposed to be main DPS right?Or does being paired with Remielle and probably Velina means she will keep the Chaos buff from swaps easily anyway?
>>583356701>robbing me of two ZZZ charactersThank GODS3 designs have been absolute dogshit. The less we have of them the better
>>583356538That's just Remi in her second form
>>583356856>he says posting Robin but uglier and Chinese and Kafka but mid
>>583356659yeah im good then
>>583356927>Robin but uglier and Chinese and Kafka but midYou shart railers really have some shit taste. But you are homo rollers, so makes sense.
>>583356927There you go, youre agreeing that Kafka and Robin are a good design addition to the ZZZ roster then.
>>583355447And the issue is?If I wanted her I'd be giving her attention, I am not so (They) can have her
>>583356857Look, when we were 6 years old we ALL had urges to do things that we did not yet understand with Angewomon.
>>583356927>Kafka but midThat's just normal Kafka
>>583356856the designs are bad because they look like hsrgetting actual hsr characters doesnt improve anything>>583356927kafkas outfit looks way worse than evelyns though
I believe that one day everyone here will accept Remi's love.
>>583357005>didn’t prove me wrong but projected his faggyness onto me I’m right and you’re seething
>>583356497>The schizo is still mad at 3in1Everyone's at the very least annoyed at that broski but you're the one writing about it like a resident shitposter
>>583357107S1 designs >>>>>>>>> S2 designs >HSR designs >> S3 designsImprovement is improvement
>>583356305I think you underestimate just how badly they've mishandled Eldreda. Like when I have to think who is worse of a push between her, Himeko and the Tsarista you know it's fucking bad. And if I'm being honest the former had more screen presence that Eldreda does.
>>583357287I think you underestimate chinks dont care about personalities and just care about looks and meta status
>>583351129I don't have Norma but I have Dialyn & Trigger would it be beneficial to grab Roxy or should I just skip and wait for Norma
>>583356749She keeps the chaos buff from constantly swapping thanks to Remi and Veli.
>be Eldreda>look like Shifu in a different and worse outfit>don't be in the game at all>be a retarded shit leader that got mindcontrolled and let TOPs invadeopen your wallets for her simps
>>583357406Youre set. Nobody is replacing Dialyin in the near future.
>>583357239It’s insane that this game died after s1, Chinese people just can’t help themselves
>>583356497At this point I don't think he'll ever grow up.
>>583357358Explain Claret then. They obviously didn't look past her personality to try out Armorer, which Eldreda is also going to be.
>>583352164Not in a VeliRemi Mommy Sandwich
I have a succubus fetish, specifically I get off to the thought of a girl needing to ingest at least a bit of my cum on a regular schedule to survive, or a large amount daily for comfort and pleasure. And they also have these pheromones that make me output more than usual and make them more voluptuous the hungrier they are. This is a surprisingly under-done fetish in rule 34 by the way, there's almost no works to explore such a basic and erotic concept.It's a difficult fetish to justify for most characters though. Roxy is unironically the easiest because of the whole fluid thing, but she's not a very sexy character. Vivian would at least be willing to act out that roleplay, but I think Shungus can fit with it, since in japanese mythology trickster kitsunes were said to manipulate men and seduce them in order to suck out their life essence. Are there any other agents you can make it work with?
Snek rerun when?
>>583357239i think kafka is as bad as s3 designs
>schizo still going crazy about AoD and Drac Is other site down? I keep getting 402 redirect
>>583357601explain what lol. shes not a vh and bombed lol
>>583357406W1 Trigger?You might need Norma or Roxy for future armorers but they'll rerun if it matters
We know original Sunbringer was better than Remielle.But between these two, who would win? in a contest of making you come
>*tips fedora* m’lady I beseech you to gimme a kiss on my dyke lips.Why is Roxy just the average reddit atheist?
>>583357662>trapped here in a general that finds his mental illness disgusting >because his failed home site couldn't pay the electricity billwhat a sad existence. you don't belong, and never will...
>>583357239>S1 designs >>>>>>>>> S2 designs >HSR designs >> S3 designs It's very easier to tell when someone does not actually play ZZZ and is here only for shitposting
>>583357993Day one baby. Game died after 1.4I feel bad for you that you got into the game after its peak
>>583357993Anyone who has ever played Genshin or HSR should not be allowed here.
>>583357358Imo Shifu looked horrible and Eldreda is just Shifu with less chinkpandering and in a meta environment where VH are no longer as dominant.But tbf initially perceived meta status and reality are always different, see Velina before the patch, and they might just pull it off by releasing 40 teasers where Eldreda 1v5 all known Void Hunters.
>>583357963I assume he's mad because Robin and Kafka reminded him the other hoyo games also have no popular children.
skipping everything until kafka
Honestly I would have quit ZZZ mid season 2 if not for the Angels of Delusion. I held for them. 2.3-2.5 was just trash.
>>583349301zhu relegated to an AI general
>>583357678Ignoring the fact you're moving goalpostsClaret was still a new class, any and all meta players would still have swiped for her just to get a feel for the class at different investment levels.Yet she's bottom three with Silly and Roxy. Armorer is a failed class, and just slapping Void Hunter on it won't save it, especially when said Void Hunter is being turned into the biggest joke of a push.
I have a 5 digit UID and have always been here but I basically only do dailies.Is that "playing the game"? Probably not.
>>583357895I prefer Lind but she's 100% a virgin and her powers are too destructive to apply in bed.Remielle otoh is experienced and has a timestop, not much of a competition.
I will pull for Eldreda because I want her to ride my face until she squirts down my throat.
Dracaene was demoted due to the continued failure of Size1 characters.
>>583357895remie makes me do buckets
>>583358241They almost killed genshin with their Chinese slop arc, they almost killed hsr with their Chinese slop arc, they almost killed zzz with their Chinese slop arc. Is this the definition of insanity? Why do they keep doing this?
>>583358241everyone saying this
>>583357993True, whoever disagrees with that statement is a tourist, like yourselfSeason one was peak
>>583358257i'm sure she's treated better there than in zzz
>>583357775m0w1 Trigger because I got her for free, along with Astra from the spending event and Dialyn from the discount banner. I wish that Genshin did something like this back when I first returned 3 years ago
>>583358373The ching chong culture is the greatest and everyone must learn to love it
>>583358282You misunderstood what i said. when i said meta status i wasnt talking about the everyday banner, i was talking about the VH Stop being cringe with your wallltexts
>>583358241interesting cope but statistically most people quit because of them.
>>583358241Same
>>583358312>Remielle otoh is experiencedt.never read her trust events
When the idoltranny starts samefagging that's how you know xhe's desperate to fight back against the ZZZ playerbase.
>>583358713>never read her trust eventsCouldn't, didn't even pull but that girl lies when she needs to
>>5833576363.3 alongside demon lord most likely
>Cuckshippers are even getting gatekept in REDDIT (a loser hugbox) by HaremGWADSOH NO NO NO NON NONONNON
>>583358756Mods, he just has an australian accent, he meant to say "No Agents"
>>583358727he's unironically trapped here because the devs gave him a crumb one time and he's desperate for validation
>the very first time i got the aquarium event, i barely knew bagel and didn't manage to loot much>finally got it a second time and popped a golden bangboofelt great except it was a 500k farming run and ultimately meaningless
If 2.6 is a failure by xer standards I wonder WTF does xe think about 3.2's historical /u/slurper flopping.
>Sigrid's retarded punsI love this stupid horse.
>>583358373Kinda absurd how almost every CN gacha has to wank its CHYNA region, i bet even their playerbases are sick of it
I couldn't stop laughing when the global trends graph plummeted in February, after that one schizophrenic brown retard kept swearing the opposite would somehow happen
https://x.com/kttypower/status/2063770220179714382?s=46I LOVE NICOLE DEMARA!!!!!
>>583358861>that girl lies when she needs toIt's about her reaction, not words
>>583358718She's going to rape you and make Lindverne watch.
UHHH WISESISTERS?
>make funny, for (You) girl with huge tiddies>put her in the shittiest outfit ever and make her a dedicated partner to a foot slutbrava, Mihoyo
>The best way to fully explore Billy's past is one of two things.>A second S Rank with the Yixuan treatment. Giving him an entire patch worth of story content would be great for him, apart from Nangong he has the least developed backstory of any playable character and we all wanna see Champion Billy again. That and we get a male VH-level character which is another bonus.>A spinoff game. Imagine a non-gacha ZZZ prequel game set around the Calydon gang 20-ish years before the current story. We'd be playing as Champion Billy, Big Daddy and Caesar's father but most of the story would be centered around Billy's activities as both the First Champion and Calydon Reaper.
>>583359165You're gonna need to explain
>>583358878
>>583359147uh........ stop believing Google, believe my pedophilic village elder instead...
>>583359228Fakest shit I’ve ever seen, in no way whatsoever does that zesty ahh twink have any aura. Someone post the video of him dancing alone like a cuckold
>>583359416https://x.com/KeitaroTR/status/2105653292915450314
Will Kafka and Robin be for (You)?
>>583358868>Xhey are already banning loliships EXCEPT Yuripedoxy with Flopret >Chibijanedoe already offered his services
>>583359229I like her skirt and leotard though.
does the bangboo banner pity affect the pity on the character banner? i rolled on the banner and got this but it was my first time hitting the banner ever
>>583359278She gets embarrassed easly from (you) being direct. Can't explain better because I don't remember the specifics already
>>583359653it literally has its own counter
>kekther>aura
>>583359228Those are the opinions/votes of who? How many of those Twitter users are Genshin only players? If you make the same poll here, Wise would probably be at the top despite people making fun of him.
>>583359482>hispanic people Where’s the real humans? I wonder why they like the twink, they are all pedos after all
Need ingame Velina content
Remember that time the schizo hoped Dracaene would be playable and then he would finally have the evidence of success he was so desperate for? kek
>>583359701why are you taking it seriously
>>583359834who is blud talking to? weird schizoid vagueposting bro im filtering your ESL buzzwords
Literally no male MC ever has aura in gacha shit..
>>583358373I was okay with the china area at the beginning of season 2 but by the midway point I was telling them on the surveys that I can't stand more chinawankI have no fucking idea what a tong sui is and I don't understand why they kept repeating all these chinese terms like I'm supposed to know
>>583359903u/Chadworth_5401.........
My wife kisses girls too!
>>583359774Whites top the charts in pedophilia cases
>>583359903Try playing something beside hoyo games
>>583359903I beg to differ.
>>583358756Please understand even saying the word 5'7 is a trigger for the asian brothers here. Half the women are taller than them
>>583359834Retard Horseking expected Flopxy to outsell Remielle, he called it "the greatest love story ZZZ has ever told" and has been melting all over the thread spamming futroon porn whenever his pedounit flopping along with his groomer partner get mentioned.
>>583358241I stayed for Fufu and the cute angels. 3.0 has been okay... I hope this HSR collab doesnt sidetrack is too hard again.
>>583360014Zhu Yuan would never say that, she only dates white guys
>>583360014LOLMuslims and Chinese marry 10 year olds.
>>583360069>>583359903shit wrong picI beg to differ.
>>583360014Every other race diddles young ones more than whites. Asians rape minors by making the age of consent when they're 12.
>>583360086>be a 5'7 white man>Never get worried about my height because I know asian woman will beg for my white dick
>>583360128Bit hard to pit Remielle and AoD against one another when they feature in official marketing, events and fanart/porn together, huh?
>NOOOOOO please stop talking about my dykes flopping!!!>Here let's talk about /pol/shit or the idols instead! I will samefag myself to start the discussion!>Ignore that Claret unironically flopped lower than 80% of second half banners!
Someone explain the appeal of this child
>>583358595>but statistically most people quit because of themWhy would anybody quit because of AoD? If you don't like loli characters you'd just skip them, it's basically free resources you can save up for almost two whole patches, that sounds more like a win. Their story wasn't even that long either and nothing about them was really offensive in any way.I hate all male characters but I'd never quit if we get a couple of them because I just get to save up during those times. I'm pretty happy we're getting Snoozeverian next patch because it means I can finally save up again and pull for Kafka later on.
>>583359903
>>583360228>>583360281>most famous pedophile is white>second most famous is also white
>>583360289Duh that's why horsepedo hates Remielle, nobody cares about his lolidyke and he tries to pit actually popular lolis against Remielle.
>>583360459>what is Muhammad and his 6 year old wife >Jeffrey Epstein is jewish
>>583360069Wise has the aura of a fucking loser, that's for sure
>>583360206Zhu dates pedophiles?!
>>583360548i wasnt talking about big Jeffrey
for every reported white pedophile, there's 5 unreported non-white pedophiles
Why has theater kid never mentioned Roxy during his samefag melties? Why are the discordcuckies samefagging racebait shit this early?
Our characters should have remained goofy nerdy hackers. It was 100% cooler when we were brave rather than Pyrois just oneshotting everything for us now.
>>583360436She gives off big mommy energy fr
>>583360702Would you rather talk about how flopxy flopped for the 539th time?
I just masturbated to Remielle, thoughts?
>>583360817NTA but do we know if she flopped flopper than Billy? This is important.
>>583360603Wise is destined to grow powerful enough to protect all of the waifus.From zero to hero.To protect all of New Eridu.Wise is the savior of ZZZ.There is no greater aura than that.
>>583360903Yes she did we've known that for days
>"we want the delusionbrown audience">they prove they have no money, probably eat pagpag>"yuck, nevermind"
Roxy flopping is the most recent set of news thougheverbeit, 2.6 was like 7 years ago.
>Soukaku gets these all to herself
>>583360712Urban died a long time ago. And when they finally wanted to go back to urban, they moved further away from urban than we ever were.It is what it is. They goofed up. ZZZ has been shit since half a year into the game. Meeting void hunters, become special miss and mr. fancy pants. That's all fine as long as we stick within the underground. But when that ends, it's just fucking over.I'd love a gacha that actually does urban well. Something with a setting like Sekien no Inganock for example. Alas.
>>583360906Maybe one day, if we'll get as powerful as SMT protagonists I'll believe it. But unless we can beat literal gods, I don't see any aura.
absolute unit
>>583360796But she is small.
>>583359893Wait you seriously admitted to being ESL? You lashed out at a sentence written in perfect English by using schizoid, which I know you didn't intend.
>>583360995>tried to go back to Urban>fucking Briish for some reasonChinks are retardedNo wonder the only urban character designer left the game
>>583360957Damn. Now we're never getting S rank Corn cause her dyke sister flopped with her dyke girlfriend. Fuckkkkkkkkkk man....
>>583360968Kinda funny JoeRaiden posted this right before the graph that outed all the yuripaggies.
we still haven't gotten something as kino as the prophecy quest.
>>583361084loli moms are a thing, I've seen it in my animeymey
>>583360994
>>583360995>Urban died a long time agoRight. As soon as Victoria Housekeeping was added
>>583359834He should just uninstall.
>>583360436daughterwife
>>583359690Cute but doesn't make her a virgin, just makes her feminine
>>583361263outting yourself as a tourist this hard
>>583360903Yes, Troonaka and the r/ZZZ_Unhinged redditmod defeated @Sumding the yuricuck.
>>583360994dear christ. They simply must be fake but my dick doesn't care.How rude to censor out her ID so we don't know that it's supposed to be Yanagi that she's cosplaying.
>>583360995endfield?
Why dont salesfags ever defend this?
>>583360970Do I dare check the location of this account
>>583360994>hides xer face because xe is ugly or a troon
>>583361492>i dont like the sarcasm therefore is le brown
>>583361365I don't know what those nouns mean but okay. Hip hip hooray!
>>583361298>doesn't make her a virginMakes it more likely I'd say, and that's without considering what kind of game ZZZ is
>like claret>like roxy>dgaf about yuriwhat the fuck am i supposed to do?
Uh oh don't shit on /u/slop or else xe will start posting futa porn!
>>583360970You'll never guess which faction here got the most advertising from how badly they flopped.
>>583361626Rape them both at gunpoint while high on meth
>>583361626Have a threesome
>>583361626you should enjoy characters you like instead of letting others tell you to not like them
>>583361681Cousin my, can’t be this cute
>>583361483they think its real. they think appmagic and their owner sensortower is using real metrics and not just reading app rankings and making things up in their heads.
>>583361681I only approve Bellesex, get those dykes out of my sight.
>>583361626They don't like you
what does the hound think about when it goes back to its den
>>583360436Can I link r34 here?
>>583361483>>583361873>estimates can be useful for gauging trendsLiterally in bold text for you retards
>>583362027what's the fastest way to kill the dog?
>>583362079>estimates can be used for gauging trends(((inaccurately)))>used exclusively by retarded incel sperg asians online to agendapost the culture wargo fuck yourself
>Read post >"Like cla...">Stopped reading thereNobody likes Claret, not even the xitteroids defend her anymore, I shall not read lies and disinformation.
>>583360970>Last male uberflops at the end of the season>X.2 flops harder than himAtleast our downward trend has been stable for a year
>>583361681Roxy and Claret are a disappointment. At least homofags have cope that their shitty S rank homos don't bring in the big bucks cause players that want them have been saving but there's no cope for yurifags. You were given yuri, undeniable yuri and you didn't support them. You homofags and yurifags really are fags from the same shitty asshole.
>>583360436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AddjMh8-Qsk
>>583362213i need a chad reaciton image but with zzz characters so i dont get outted as a tourist
>>583362134>(((inaccurately)))Proof?
>>583362027I've never even fought the dog
>SalesNonwhite, everytime without exception and unable to show hand.
Curry sales status?
>>583362434its justified talk when its about Roxy and Cloret because nobody likes them
>>583362301>Yuripags calling HaremCHADS poor were projecting all alongColor me surprised.
My girl Phoenix is gonna flop too isn't she?
>>583352491Blame all the TV mode haters for the change.
>>583362434Roxy is still flopped tho
>>583362504cope
>>583362546brown and boiling mad
>>583362527probably.not as bad as roxy but she won't be breaking any records.
>>583362591Ugly man
>>583360436Only good Sunbringer design.
>>583362640But enough about the yuripags kek
Yuribrowns MAD
Remiellle is yuri and outsold pagbait miHoyo knows appealing to poor third worlders gets them nothing
>>583362591That's me
do muslims even like lesbians? i thought homosexuality was forbidden for them.
>>583362591Shiny tits
>>583362527Every character that isnt a VH flopsPenix is cute tho
>583362781You already tried this
the pag is boiling
>>583362781>>583362802Insane melty KEK
>>583362105fastest? spam phantoms and get 2x pyrois stab, though make sure you don't use a phantom when it's doing its dodge modei've opted for efficiency so i don't have to farm z rank phantoms and can use them on bosses instead, so i usually do 2x pyrois stab parries, maybe 1x stun phantom, and sigrid takes care of the rest since her prism gives a 30% ulidim damage boostif you meant in terms of baiting his pink flash, i've had better luck by staying as close to him as possible thanks to trigger autododging even his bullshit charge. you can also use doorways though it can be risky since he's dumb about them but sometimes very quickly goes ghost mode through it and then charges once past it>>583362379it's fun and cathartic
>>583362890kek you're boiling mad little pag you lost the culture war
>you don't agree with me?? yuripagobrownoid!!!! >get heckin pwned!!!You are brown as fuck, go back to twitter.
>>583362802They are gay as hell, just look at how they treat their women, do they seem straight to you?
>>583354591Agreed
The reason for his current meltdown is because I mentioned delulus being poor and brown earlier. They're not a viable audience at all.
>>583362802Homosexuality was forbidden for christians too not long ago, but here we are
>>583352380It's going to be revealed the He's the first successful Artificial Enchainer
Brokeass HI3 Troonies KEK
>>583362591nice tits
>>583362105The best way is to avoid fighting it by simply placing a bunch of loot into some box near the boss exit so you don't ever trigger it again after reaching the last 10min and then when you're done you just collect the loot and rush to the boss exit
>>583362105Using Sarah and Belle to wack the shit out of him
>>583362814>how I sleep knowing nothing
Which agent would wear a diaper?
>>583363307Astra Yao
Lil ol me grabbing a snack
Okay I will reinstall for KafkaHaven't played since mibibi release, which agents are CORE MUST PVLL??
but i do like claret thoughbeit.even got her wengine
>>583363564Roxy
>>583363529I accidentally tripped and now my cocks in her
>>583363564You already missed all of them
>>583363267How did Velina beat Tunna and Aria?
>>583360970None of this stupid shit makes any sense. I'm supposed to believe 90% of Ye Shunguang users don't use Sunna? If that was true then just getting to S+ at all in SD would make you top 5%.
>>583363612She is a lesbian.
>>583360970>>583361546>>583361686>>583362241>>583362546>>583362781>>583363104>>583363681
This yurishit really bums me out. These devs really want yurishit and they only reason they didn't make duos like Astra and Eve yuri is cause they want plausible deniability. When they were given the okay to go all out in the yuri they went all out, both of the trailers, the songs, a web event, their pinball event and the story cutscenes too. They flopped though so they'll probably tone it down but that's really saying something. That with every nothing burger like with Yidhari's yuri moment with the mouse cop in her trailer or Velina making a girl blush in her trailer, that they actually wanna push something. What an odd feeling of betrayal I'm feeling.
>>583361928I thought this conversation was real before I started playing...
>>583363723You can get a agent without spending or spending a lot.
>the hound is obsessed with collectibles>bagel is making proxies obsessed with collectibles>one day, (You) decide to not return, and to remain with your loot instead>end up becoming one of the many patrolling hounds
>>583363723> I'm supposed to believe 90% of Ye Shunguang users don't use Sunna?You'll never believe what character got given out for free when Shungus released
>>583363723Yeah, actually everyone pulled Dialyn and Sunna
>>583363723I got Sunna on her rerun (So I ran shungus sunna-less for a while), spending events are a thing and AoD had some insane super-savers since they got leaked. High sales mean the game got whales to whale the agent. Floplly and the dykes have close to zero M6 whales so their numbers mostly reflect Interknot/Battlepasses over actual monochrome spending.
>>583363681>everything but VH and lolis flopsyup waterkuma won
If kafka is gonna be a new anomoly unit, wouldn't she compete with phoenix as remi's 3rd support spot? Or maybe she's gonna be a sidegrade to velina.
>>583363926>>583364051>>583364065>>583364072SAMEFAGS
>>583358373Its funny because other gacha do chyna arcs too but they're usually good, or at worst, middling. its purely mihoyo that makes them fucking horrible.its almost like mihoyo does it out of spite
What's the deal with that mindbroken tranny? Is it still upset about ZZZ players skipping and laughing at Aria and Roxy?
>>583358373I'm almost inclined to believe there really is a CCP mandate forcing them to do this shitBut what confuses me most is how a company that has already done chinawank multiple times and plans to release their products to a global audience did it so heavy-handedly this time, with a hard 90-degree turn into the protagonists just seamlessly adopting ching-chong-chimichanga-speak without so much as an explanation for the sake of the audience
>>583364171>Muh boogeymen!
>>583363647this game does reruns though
>tanaka won again
>>583364362..the AIDSs award...
>>583364362Who is that? Does he hate yuri? Cause he won if that's the case. We're never getting blatant yuri again.
Be honest, we all pulled Roxy, didn't we?
>>583363564Velina if you want to play any non-Disorder Anomaly (which Kafka will likely be)Norma if you want to play any Attacker/Rupture team that isn't Shifu or M2 Hugo.
>>583364357Miyabi's last rerun was 421 days ago
Not even Saarlight Knight KEKlly got our Appstore rank this low, do chinkcel whales really hate lesboshit this hard?
>>583364065>>583364104>>583364072>>583364292>>583364486
>>583364442Yeah look at my Roxy build
>>583364440The dykes outflopped his worms, he won for the first time.
Kafka will be a Defense agent
>>583364486>do chinkcel whales really hate lesboshit this hard?Considering that devs were feeding those whales with (you)pandering for 2 years, yes
Can we get more OLs?
>>583364486>japenis chart
Peter Griffin raped Roxy
>>583364701The Troonkai devs were getting comfy with sliding minor cuckshippery BUT they didnt consider that in the end, the chinkcels got their (you) pander during said occasions so they forgave the minor bait. Fast forward to today and the current patch was a tasteless cuck incestuous humiliation ritual befitting of (barely) genshin/hsr. I wonder who is getting fired next.
Yuri wonRemielle Dan is Yuri and outsold pagflops
Zaozao
>>583364362>>583364486>>583364652>>583364843>>583365098>The pole and pinoy are fighting for not-last.
*saves Zenless Zone Zero*
>>583365315>most non VH anticipated character behind Silly>0 hypeNot even foids on twitter are hyping this man up
>>583365315... by dealing it its final blow
I can't stop thinking about that animation of loving missionary sex with Astra (who's wearing your shirt) where she leglocks you and begs to be filled up...
>>583365315Ah yes, Ack2's final gambit, release Flopret and Roxy to make his last agent look less bad.
>>583364683electric anomaly
I was very hyped for Severian when they showed a tiny bit of his splash art with the claw.I was a bit less hyped when they revealed he also has a sword.I was much less hyped when I saw his animations.I was much much less hyped when they didn't change anything about him in x.2 beta. And then x.3. And then x.4.Now... there's not much hype left...
>>583365636many such cases
>>583365409>most anticipatedin what parallel universe?
>>583365409Fags finally gave up and accepted their spot next to cuckshippers as 5th class citizens.
>>583365725way back in S1 when his portrait and voice first appeared.Its okay, not everybody started playing in S3 like you
>Men flop>Still get men>Yuri flops>Still get YuriThe only losers here are salesfags.
>>583365843your discord doesn't speak for everyone, no one cared
Any good posts?
>>583365991even /zzz/ cared a little bit Chinks specially over on bilibili
>four or five betas in>his ult still looks like this
>>583366039>*busts early across your back and passes out*
Oh I know why the pedo jeet is so mad. It was holding out hope the second HSR character would be Tribie, or whatever her name was. Instead we got Kafka.
>>583366039
>>583366272Yellowfags are salesfags confirmed
>>583366361ew you think you're white? you dont fit in
>>583363104Billychads won
>>583366272mod-endorsed shitposting, reminds me of /feg/
billy honestly hits too fucking hard, even on 500k
Does he know everybody who posts here knows he is a ban evader who spams NSFW when he gets owned?You lost schizoid
>>583366272he spam reports people with his proxy and several devices when he's really triggered like right now. my favorites are when his proxies get nuked and we see 200+ posts of him seething get deleted
>>583365605Ether Defense
>>583365636>I was very hyped for Severianwhy are you gay
It's time to apologize.I say 'S Billy', you say 'sorry.'S BILLY
>>583366883S Billy!
>>583366457>this fucking assblasted about not getting the character you wantKEEEEEK Your skin is the literal color of shit and the devs gatekept you. No wonder nobody is taking your side, worthless schizo ahahaha
>>583363389Pulchra needs to be in more events.
>that time the pedo jeet learned of the idol skins and unironically assumed there would be 3 unique paid onesI laugh every time.
I wonder if one of the EVIL Enchainers has a room full of artwork about the destruction of the old civilization and the fall of Eridu
>>583362527DPS but further away from spending event
>>583367273you lost the culture war brownie
>Really wants Severian but only just finished building PyroisGuys what to do? Why couldn't they make him an Armorer instead of an Attack agent
>>583366703you can't just make up new classes like "Defense"
>>583367310>Accidental post...And also a VH teammate, she should do better than anyone other than Remi so far unless the stream reveals good stuff.
>>583364357Debatable
>>583367421you can have two attackers but the problem is that they want the exact same teams
Every character after their banner should be a perma banner and you can roll for whoever you want.miHoyo is dumb as fuck.
>>583362934>it's funOk but how do you fight it? does the game explain it?
>>583367421you get back in those relic mines for whatever he needs
>>583367421just bee yourself, sis!
>>583356497I can't imagine hating on a 3in1 character concept when it could very well be a design that opens the doors to more "hybrid agent" characters in the future.Consider how cool it would be if you could choose between:A. Using Sunbringer as a "solo team" 3in1 character with Eldreda, Lindverne and Draecene each providing the usual DPS, Sub-DPS and Support roles. They all get three full characters worth of animations (meaning, three different ults, three EX attacks, three basic attack strings, etc.). Pressing L1 and R1 cycles between the characters like a normal team.Or....B. Using Sunbringer as a regular unit. You can choose either Eldreda, Lindverne and Draecene, and have the Sunbringer you choose play with 2 other agents like a regular team.How the fuck can anyone hate this?
>>583367547they're too addicted to their fomo
Your opinions on Von Lycaon?Remember that one time he ran up a building? That was cool.
>>583367547fomo is the main player retention mechanism they have left
>>583367905he was cool, too bad he fell ill with the big gay
>>583367668>How the fuck can anyone hate this?Nobody hates these ideas because they're not 3in1 but 3 for the price of 1 instead.3in1, especially with Hoyo's genius, means it's still a single agent with a single slot with 3 characters fighting over showing up for her animations, 3in1 means you get less Eldreda/Lind/Dracanae out of pulling for your favourite Sunbringer than if they were a solo Agent.IF they do a 3 for the price of 1 Agent it'll be a lovely must pull the size of Miyabi's release banner but also permanently cripple future agents even harder.
when is Nanoda rerun?
>>583367586oh, triggering its fight. yeah it's not well explained at allyou need to get three bars on the cacophony meter next to the map, either by getting hit a lot (bad idea) or waiting until 5 min remaining on hard or 10 min remaining on high risk. the game will say that the hound "entered nightfall state", and then it's rng when it'll point a finger at the sky, do a special pink flash, disappear, then do a double claw slash on you. you need to intentionally let this move hit you, it won't do damage but it'll teleport you to his den where he can be damaged5 min on hard mode can be very unreliable, for the pink flash alone but also getting the kill. his den does have a portal to extract, and a second portal to return to where he grabbed you
Kind of wanting to punch Yuzuha in the face
>>583367148pulchra's FAT FUCKING TITS
Real talk though, will there ever be another Lumiflux agent or did they introduce a whole new element chip for a single character
>>583368402Haha....
>>583368229Where tf did the (You) go?High risk and wait for him to finger the Creator's bumhole, got it
lost the Roxy 50/50 at 80 and feel like quitting the game. also, fighting Billy with Grace is the worst thing I ever experienced in this game
>>583362027hundreds of millions of damage converted into dog mask...
and what do you think of THIS agent
>>583367273>"they're so profitable the devs need to do this! I mean it! stop laughing!"
>>583365315If Roxy looks and feels like an A-rank character that was repurposed as an S-rank character very late into development, Severian feels like an S-rank character that they just quickly gave up on early into development, with the resulting product being a character that animates so cheaply and has such an uninspired moveset that he feels like an A-rank character.
>>583368402Am I not enough for you, anon?
How much dev time is the HSR collab siphoning away from season 3 and ZZZ character development?
Sex with Remielle Dan now or later?
>>583369401nah
>>583369401Sex nowBoba nowSex laterBoba later alsoThen also boba
>>583369446Oh....
>>583368990unfortunate truth nuke
>>583369494For the purposes of procreation or just casual?
>proxy, standing on the ground next to pyrois during a battle>looks up>remielle keeps looking at the sky and posing
>>583369401Does she take it up the ass?
>>583369759yes
>>583368897buff hugo.rerun fufu.buff caesar.rerun lighter.
>>583369759Remielle is never casual about boba
Sunna getting fed up of Nangong and fucking the smugness out of her.
how can i get myself to be interested in the story again
>>583369832Truthfully, She's not fond of it, she prefers it from the front, but If she must.
>>583369953I like pictures of Yuzuha and Nangong getting the smugness stripped away from them
buff caesar?nochubby caesar.
>>583368990so basically we should've had two A ranks during 3.x
>>583369959you simply don't
>>583370105But then why am I playing this
>>583370154for the goonerslop
SS rank Ceasar concept>starts out buff with visibly muscular arms, midriff etc>her EX is eating food which gives her a belly (she burps after every use btw)>she can spend the calorie gauge on superpowered ultra fast zoom attacks that hit really hard
>>583369959a lobotomy perhaps?
You asked for this
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE COUNTERPLAY TO THIS
>>583370502Kafkas funSilver Wolf would have been better.But theres much worse we could have gotten
If we had a choice between a Genshin and HSR collab, would we have stuck with HSR?
>>583370502damn right i did
>kafka is also destined to outsell the angels of brown
>>583370569Perfect parry>drive rush
>>583370665The only characters I know from Genshin are Nahida and the cow.Feels like none of their new characters ever show up on my feed like other games.
>>583370502W-why are her fingers wet?
>>583370502yes, i love my mom from another universe.
>>583370665Genshin doesn't fit at all
>>583370665the only genshin characters i would want are ganyu and raiden, and ganyu would be weird in zzz, so yes.
https://x.com/jinmo_zzang/status/2106439936966844923
>>583367608>>583367592>>583367538NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583370873Bibi
If you told TZBard to design a female character with this much clothes on today he’d kill you.
Instinctual, just take your life,One step, one breath, you’re under my knife,Killing slow is the way I conquer,The torture test can't wait no longer,
newfag question i got claret and i like her but im still in chapter 2 so im not too deep into the game. however i think Promeia looks really cool. I was told about starlight billy coming back soon and i think her name was norma? i am planning on pulling for SL billy but i wanted to know if pulling for promeia would be viable if i just think she looks fun
>>583370978Cute
Oho, you like Phoenix, don't you, /zzz/?
help i only have one ice character and miyabi i also think i don't have any team complete
>>583371608phoenix pet play doko
>>583371608that neck looks tempting...
>>583370759lolis outsell everybody but VH's brownskin
>>583369116Pretty much everything story wise post 3.1 reeks of it, the events starting in 3.1 itself.You can just tell with how little Eldreda is being shilled they know she's going to bomb
>>583371503Well he did made Yanagi no?
you now remember agent stories
Bibi I'm going to prone bone you
>>583370914There are more GI characters that fit than HSR characters.Both in design and power level.
>>583352491>>583352631>>583362537im trans btw and i love anal sex with gay men
Remielle stop showing me your feet
>>583370502Those sunglasses are stupid. Her eyes are far too wide apart and big for her sunglasses to actually, you know, provide her eyes with shade from the sun.
>>583372029
>>583371904That’s why I said “today.”
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
>>583372227Meant for>>583371910
>>583371503Great design minus the coat hanging from her back. I hate that shit so much. Yes, I hated it with Evelyn too. Just give her a fucking cape instead of a coat.
>>583369959It would be better for everyone if people like you left and played a different game that you actually liked
>>583371540You can play with all trial agents on hollow zero and see if you like the gameplay
>>583372414why the fuck would an office lady have a cape
I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF I DON'T WANT KAFKA GIVE ME SILVERWOLF
>>583369959Go back in time, kill whoever suggests ZZZ has a collab with HSR, and watch the story retroactively become good through less stolen dev time
>>583370914Shenhe could easily pass off as an agent from Failume Heights. We already have characters like YSG, Shifu and Foof all dressed up in Chinese garbs. Shenhe wouldn't need to change anything to fit in with them.
>>583372651nah
It should have been a super smash bros collab
>>583372785>advocating for chinkslopYou need to be hanged
>>583372641Why the fuck would an office lady have a big katana and SMGs?
>>583372932self defense when walking home alone at night
>>583370502>kafkaOne of the worst choices for a collab frankly. Decent design aside she is among the most insufferable females in that game. She's a nothing character with no fans who does nothing but schizo out about le script all day. Only slopwolf would've been worse. They aren't getting any HSR players like this.
>>583369959Writers are back to being vague and mysterious to drag out the story so maybe when we finish up this arc
>>583372671The 3.0 story is decent so far. Most likely you're just acting like a faggot because the story is being dripfed like always
>>583373034>She's a nothing character with no fansI hope this is true because it means she’ll be free.
>>583371610If I were you, I'd pull Velina>think i don't have any team completeClaret/koleda or Lycaon/RinaPyrois/stun/NicoleBurnice+anomaly+RemiMiyabi/Bibi/YuzuhaSeed etc
>>583373034>They aren't getting any HSR players like this.I have zero interest in ever playing HRT, but I still want Kafka anyway because she is insanely hot. I've fapped so much to her fanart porn over the years. Thanks to this collab, I can finally have Kafka without wasting a second of my life on HRT.I wish we got Aglaea or Serval instead of Robin though. Robin looks like shit.
Kafka is the most famous HSR character with Silver Wolf right behind her.
>start run>game said, "here, have 40 fucking hematite shards"about time i lucked into a higher score, but the rest of the run had not much so ended up at 7.3mil
Hsin only needed a few days to outsell Aria, even though both are on the highest level of shilling and meta...
I asked for Kafka...
Do panty shots exist in this game or are they all spats?
Hey there, Delulu
>>583373483Firefly literally has more fanart on Danbooru than Kafka AND Silver Wolf combined.
>>583373483>Kafka is the most famous HSR characterIts objectively firefly but they wouldnt do firefly as a collab character since shes sort of a spoiler for what thats worth.That being said Kafkas insanely popular despite having zero fucking screentime or role other than a few random flashbacks.
It should have been a Sunna Sunshine collab
>>583373760ZAMN
>>583364652>>583364701>>583365098>>583365604>>583365940>>583373604
wuwajeet is back...
Kafka mentally dominating all ZZZ girls...
Holy shit, i made iti never want to go back to China ever again
>>583373808her popularity is because of r34, we all know it
>>583373918surprised you're still not conscripted
>Rimjob...? Maybe later anon, I'm a little tired.
>>583373918suibian temple...you must revive it...!
>>583373918why are you not on the frontlines?
>>583373947Who Kafka?Her popularity is because shes your mother figure
>>583373729>>583373808I'm not talking about some retarded Chinese polls or whatever. Kafka and Wulfie launched with HSR and HSR has never gone past it's launch peak ever outside of China.
Since Firefly wasn't picked we're gonna have ever fucking loser crying here during the collab that it should have been her instead of the more popular Kekfa
>>583373918you guys still have internet access?
>>583373918Russians actually play ZZZ?
>>583373713Lewd...
>>583373918ARE YA FIGHTIN, SON?
>>583374345
>>583374614Telling Sunna its her turn to go drone scouting
>>583373918
>>583374614Teaching Sunna how to operate American drones and missiles to defend her homeland
>>583373706Someone answer this question?
>>583373227We literally just had the entire character of Claret, who should have been our Void Hunter Weapon info dump become>MUH ROXY>MUH DEBTSWhile being overshadowed by a character we're not even going to get to play as.Tell me how that isn't shit regardless of being drip fed or not.
>>583374857no
>>583374614>BASED vodkabro is an AoDCHADNice!
>>583374879>hey we're finally gonna learn about the void weapons we teasted to you 4 months ago in 3.0>just fucking kidding retard we're never developing this plot in any meanginful way unless we stretch it out over 18 months
>>583374029>>583374158>>583374301>>583374345Huh? I thought we weren't that rare in Hoyo spaces. Granted, it's usually Genshin that's all the rage among zoomers, not ZZZ, and posting on 4chan is a pain nowadays
>>583373918how's the plague going, broski?
>>583374857Just mod
>>583374982 Russians are not common sights on the english speaking american online messageboards brother.
So now that Sunbringer and Storyteller are meta and narrative bricks thanks to Collab leeching off dev timeWho are you hoping we get in 3.5, 3.6, and 3.7 besides S.Nicole?
>>583374857Only some girls have em, like Claret's red panties, Anby user to have a black thong, zhao and coco have black panties
>>583373034You read the funniest post by retards here lmao
>>583374982>posting on 4chan is a pain nowadaysjust use zapret
I'm skipping phoenix for kafka, the new anomaly dps
>>583373706characters shove their ass in your face constantly in gameplay but the high cuts mostly aren't therethe swimsuit outfits don't hold back at least
>>583375143CroweHugo potentialLighter potentialEvelyn potentialVivian potentialYe Shiyuan
>>583375236grandma ass with grandma panties...
>>583375143Isolde will save the season!
>>583375223Kissing this raccoon
Seed is flopping
We wanted Blade or Aventurine
>>583374879>We literally just had the entire character of Claret, who should have been our Void Hunter Weapon info dump become Well I don't know how to tell you this anon, but.... The story isn't over and we are still going to interact with Claret in the next patch. The devs never promised a weapon info dump in this patch. It was all about Lindverne
seed is ovulating
>>583355229>be a male>a fire rupture male>only team comp barely provides needed utility>right before VH>class abandoned by devs as soon as new class sanctioned by player retention committeeIt hurts every single day.
>>583375236>All these jiggle physics>The original designs before releaseDid China step in and tell them no? They would have made gangbusters if shit like pic related got made.
Who the fuck are these people and why should I care they're coming to the game
>>583375791kafka is equal value to ellen, literally the only hsr slut i knowi think bird girl is just a filler like astra
>>583352830VIP is weighted to daze but you should be able to see individual damage and anomaly by clicking in lower left
>>583375791Left is basically the face of Honkai Star Rail, Robin is less popular but sings a nice little English American pop song.Kafka uses guns in HSR so hopefully she does here too!
>>583375941>>583376037I know nothing about HSR so that doesn't really tell me much. Are you guys excited for them?
she giv u this lookwat do
>we're getting Kafka>good chance she's the free unitdawei I kneel!
robin is a who gives a fuck pick but kafka is a good and fair trade for ellen, and she kind of fits the early zzz aestheticsilver brick instead of robin would have been nice but they really want to commit to the theme of trading the designated singer whores
>>583375223many are saying this
>>583373808>andWho even *is* Firefly and what happened to the cool robot guy that used to roll with Kafka's crew before she suddenly joined?
>>583376482>she kind of fits the early zzz aesthetic Is this guy serious
>>583376517so remember how mechafags were excited for Seed until it turned out to be a little girl?
>>583375791Left is Kafka. She is a widely hated dev pet who was only popular for design alone before she got story focus after which everyone realized how annoying and empty she is and stopped caring. She is only liked by tourists who never play and only judge by design.Right is Robin. She is kinda a filler character but she's got normie appeal and nobody really dislikes her. She's also insanely popular in the CN playerbase for some reason.
>>583376373Haha no. Two very mid choices. They clearly didn't wanna exchange anything big. Or niche. Save, boring.
>>583376373Not really HSR is space sci-fi and doesn't really fit our universe but miHoyo wants to become the next Marvel so they want all our games in the same universe.
>>583376767nta but trim a few dangles, swap heels for jordans (or burnice heels idunno) and squint really hard. Really-really hard.
>>583376936kafkaschizo don't you have some shitting up in /hsrg/ to do?
>>583370569ggs shake my hand
>>583374345russian fujos are the largest genshin playebase outside of asia and america
>>583376373I care as much as you probably do for ellen and astra being in HSR, they're probably not the first choice anyone would pick
>>583376767>An OL in MY urbankino?
>>583376037>kafka>the face of hsr
what happened to music like coca and one day and another day
>>583377148Kafka is collabed with us because she's the most popular HSR character in the west and this is a very westernized game.I know it's hard for you to get this since you're a brown third worlder
I like Claret Flint
>>583377197Ask TV mod- oh riiight
Who wins the twerkoff between Kafka and Evelyn?
>>583377209>she's the most popular HSR character in the westNot even close lol.
hsr posters will be shitting us up occasionally they have schizo wars between their posters.Kafka and Robin getting put in over others rustled some jimmies there beware
>>583376792Waiiiiitt no no no no no Sam is actually Firefly!?
>>583376767if you don't complain about yanagi you don't complain about kafka
>>583377389you rike?
>>583377343base hsr kafka loses but Kafka with a zzz model will low dif Evelyn
I want to be Roxy and get forced to sexually satisfy everyone in an entire night club while being forced to take an adrenaline shot every single time I start to slow down, regardless of how exhausted I am or how many have already been injected into me
>>583377389More of less the usual Hoyo Special but earlier and better received for some resaon
>>583376445I shoot her in the face with a shotgun to see how she revives
>>583377353Why would they care who we get in our game? It's not like they play it. Regardless of whether we got Kafka or anyone else should make no difference to them.
>>583377482If she was a curvy bombshell babe it would acceptable to make it a Samus reference
>>583377589What if she doesnt and you're a murderer
>>583377492It will just be Evelyn asset flip
>>583376792anime girls piloting huge mechs have been a thing since ancient timesthe only ones that bitched are tourist and fujobrowns that hate waifus
>>583377595isn't the point to get more players playing both though?
>>583377343Evelyn would never do a shitty dance like that, nor would she ever make that kind of a facial expression.
>>583377623i plead oopsie-daisie and sue hoyo for a false advertising
I'm extremely horny for Sunna, how is the thread
>the face of Honkai Star RailThat's March 7th, retard.
>>583377854
>>583375460You think they're going to take time out of 3.3 which already has us>Learning about Phoenix and her arc for the patch>Truvia's entire arc and Storyteller's introduction>Severian doing w/e it is he's doing>Possibly Eldreda crumbs>Probably killing that rat CarinusTo have an exposition dump about the inner workings of Void Hunter Weapons?
>>583377595everything in gacha is a popularity contest for retards so kafkaesque getting in made some schizos angry
>>583377217
>>583377881>sidelined since release
>>583377903Sunna needs to cum every single hour of every single day, preferably at minimum every 20 minutes
>>583377881Who?
>>583377541Because Firefly was unabashasedly for you, and they're not separate entities, SAM is literally her suit.
>>583377881wasn't her big build up given to cyrene and her evil alter ego turned out to be a nothingburger?i dont play honkai star rail
>>583378156same could be said for kafka, hsr devs fucking hate her
>>583377197we still have absolute bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF-vK9j2A5ASadly 2.x messed up the OST bad, hopefully we go back to more traditional beats, I still love the tour de inferno tracks
Hey bros, divegrass manager here. I'll start the poll which decides our roster for the next VGL next Friday and probably have it running for like 2 weeks so some 3.3 feedback can get in. For now do you guys have any other nickname/nickname change suggestions? Currently Sunna "angel of DELUSION" -> "random kid" is the one that's agreed on by several anons at least, here's the list of all suggestions up to date: pastebin.com/swh40p2jOr do you have any divegrass-related suggestions in general?
>>583378265so, armored shungus?
Sucrose dev must be a hoyo higher up
>>583378143My Claret is so fucking bad
>>583378347Pretty much, except her weapon is what's keeping her from dying and not the other way around.
>>583377217long ass torso
>>583378156>sidelined since releaseCouldn't describe Kafka better. She had her SQ in 1.2 and hasn't done a single thing since.March had more relevance in the wardance event alone than Kafka had in all the main stories since launch.
>>583377623I'd regret it for the rest of my life and serve a couple of years in jail for involuntary manslaughter idk
Both of these modes makes me wanna blow my brains out... I hate these activities so fucking much holy shit they're so fucking bad.
>>583378270No?
>>583378270Yeah pretty much
>>583378309Manato boss theme was great, Yixuan 2.0 bossfight cutscene too, Romeul.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvlLNPHHCUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzAc2-jbQVQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-L1FJBArwVesper's one was decent. S3-wise it's Girtablulu, Kusarikku (DEATH METAL) and Vyrium, Claret's mansion. CCD battle theme and Scamall Hollow also pretty good. So yeah it's pretty damn good if you dig a bit deeper.
>>583378576>March had more relevance in the wardance eventShe literally got replaced in that event with fucking Luka of all characters
it this the potential man
>>583378472My mistake, Hoyo Special EX it is then.
It's been a month of checking briefcases and it's still stuck and I quit that shit game mode forever now. This team is blatantly incompetent at everything they do, they never play their game, they never listen to their testers. Not a problem for sister games btw, hsr is okay, genshin is bad intentionally because it aims for players that need to be treat like this, zzz is bad unintentionally and there is no hope for it because they can't go back on it unlike others, they're genetically retarded
>>583378791okay can you explain your position and image then? because i played HSR all the way up to 4.0 and March was the comic relief at best
>>583378889Yeah and that just goes to show how irrelevant kafka is lol.
>>583378584skill issue lmao
>do operation bagel>3 mil investment>a grand total of 20 hematite shardsthis sucks ass. what's the more probable way to get them, strongboxes or elite enemy drops?
>>583379080I think enemies
>>583379026>fortnite collab>zzz collab>merch collabskafka won bro it's time to get over it she's the face of HSR not firefly
I've contemplated going back to HSR but from what I've gathered I'd just permanently be left behindLast time I played was like mid-Amphoreus
>>583378317Good job on all these names, made me audibly chuckle.
>>583378973I don't think she said this
>>583379080nobody fucking knows, personal best 10mil run threaded on a plungerboo stuck in a random toolbox. By subjective feel, strongboxes have lower chance for hematite.
>>583379061Are you retarded bro? Like really?
Please let Kafka be free, I don’t play HSR but she’s the best looks way better than the other chick and I have no intent on pulling on this banner otherwise.
>>583379308Not me having issues with babymodes
>>583378973>open box>wait for items to loadmentally checked out right there, shit is so fucking boring.
>>583379431No but you are clearly having trouble reading you fucking idiot. At no point did I state anything about finding them challenging, that's your own headcanon. These modes are stupidly boring due to how shitty their gameplay is
>>583379641skill issue lmao
>>583379174>all stuff out of gameThey parade her around for her marketable design but in game she is irrelevant and with actual players she's unpopular. More people recognize kafka as the chick from fortnite than as an hsr character.
>>583378390I want to be Roxy and choke on a cock
>>583379179I'd rather go through three more Yunkui arcs than recommend anyone trawl through Amphoreus>>583379401not a chance, she's the moneymaker.
>stun challenge for a stunner with damage so high and daze so low she kills enemies before they get stunneddo they actually want you to hate roxy
>>583378973If this is what Extraction Shooter games are actually like, then I never want to play a single Extraction Shooter ever. I can't imagine how a genre like this became so fucking popular that even From Software wants in on it.
>>583379728Roxy only chokes on clams
its almost comedy how much they threw roxy under the bus this patch, considering her episode, demo, and participation in the story
>>583379179>dropping mid the best stuff hoyo did in many yearsI don't think game's for you bwo
Remember when we thought we would see officer Mewmew in Roscaelifer cause he was the temporary model for Mr. Roar? Good times. Wonder what our bro, the hardworking officer Mewmew is doing right now.
>>583379603This
>>583379728You don't have to be Roxy to do that
>>583378270The only reason why I didn't quit hsr last year was because of her getting an alt, only for said alt to be her schizo tulpa that was only used as a minor villain for a filler patch to shill Shaoji's whore even more. Now it's been leaked that she'll get a proper alt next year and if she gets sidelined again for the writer's pets I'm sending an entire nigerian tribe to hoyo hq to rape Dawei and Shaoji.
>>583362079So why are salesfag taking these at face value?
>>583380054>threw roxy under the busYou sure thats the right expression? If they did throw her under the bus, how?
>>583380054She's treated like the tool that she is
i hate this characterher ult feels like they forgot to give it a final hit
>>583379890Roxy chokes on whatever Claret is choking on and that will be dick soon.
>>583380124He's still there waiting for me to collect the last few HIA coins I never found.
>>583380240He probably meant Hoyo treated her like shit, which is the case. Wouldn't have used that expression in his place though.
PoV: You are Komano Manato.
How did i do?. Manato is really hard
choke on my cock
>>583380525AN OPENING!
>>583380205>miHoyo sidelines characters to one-off them and any semblance of story scrapped into minigames and a 30 minute segmentThey do this in every game. Every time I get excited and whoops sorry it wasn't the designated yearly big SHILL character so your favorite is ignored for 5 years.Oh you liked Fufu? Hope you enjoy Yixuan getting 90% of the screentime and it not even being good!
>>583379179same as ever. catching up means playing nonstop for weeks just to still be raped because you need 4+ months to catch up since banners are all fomo and go away immediately
>>583380054they threw away the second half of roscaelifer and i dont see anything in 3.3 that leads me to believe it's gonna improve.we started strong and now ONCE AGAIN the story grinds to a fucking halt so we can faff about
>>583378270>nothingburgerThat burger is pretty huge, but she wasn't a main focus of the story and they didn't go as deep as anyone would expect. Amphoreus reeeeally needed 2-3 more patches, despite it already being a longest story they did in their big games. It's just too ambitious for everything at once, including finishing 2 year old through-plotlines>>583380689Took me one week to catch up with an entire Waifei including clearing locations 100%. It was a bit of a slog because story isn't interesting
>>583380548with THAT level of investment?you underperformed. also do you not have anyone else besides piper for the first stage?
>>583380548better than me thats for sure
>>583380525Why am I standing in the void? Why is there a weird prop of Yuzuha's name in the void?
>>583380903>>583380903>>583380903
>>583380205I started Amphoreus and it seemed like March was getting some love and then it immediately opens with China boy and Kevin and I uninstalled.HSR is a humiliation ritual
>>583380525BEGGING FOR MERCY? YOU SHOULD'VE STARTED WITH THAT!
>>583380054>roxy gets kidnapped>claret calls her phone only for the comically evil guy to answer and say she can't come>claret like 'oh ok' and then Roscaelifer gets shutdownIt really was a comedy, that phonecall made me kek
>>583380525Yuzuha is at risk of being NTR by Lucia she will have Manato on a leash
>>583378317Promote Fufu
>>583380083Penacony was cool but then that ended and it went back to Chinaslop so I dropped the game for ZZZAmphoreus seemed cool so I briefly picked it back up for that but I also had to mash through all the Chinaslop to get to it so by the time I made it to there, my patience was already worn a bit thin. I don't remember where in the storyline I left off, it may have been before Cipher was relevant
>>583377217Looks like shit
